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- 0:01Speaker 1: The big show was night and for the best milkshakes,
- 0:03Speaker 1: thick shakes and super thick shakes.
- 0:08Speaker 2: Welcome.
- 0:09Speaker 3: The biggest show is our biggest shot, biggest.
- 0:12Speaker 4: Biggest speak show, which just nice and I'll give your
- 0:18Speaker 4: mad bar Sid's great to every company this Tuesday afternoon,
- 0:22Speaker 4: the third of September twenty twenty four. And you, my friends,
- 0:24Speaker 4: are listening to the big show brought to you by Night.
- 0:36Speaker 4: I went out of staying there. Sorry, I picked too
- 0:39Speaker 4: early there, That was my bad. Yeah, what's not bad
- 0:42Speaker 4: as old Mogi and his tight white tea there? How
- 0:44Speaker 4: are you austallion?
- 0:46Speaker 5: You're going pretty grass? You're mad dog? You are a
- 0:48Speaker 5: sick son of a beat I am, and I'm noticing
- 0:50Speaker 5: that more and more the more time I've s been
- 0:52Speaker 5: with you. I think this guy is a mad dog. Yeah,
- 0:55Speaker 5: absolute mad dog. Absolutely, This is what I wanting to
- 0:58Speaker 5: let you off the porch? Would she nah? Because you'd
- 1:00Speaker 5: be a Roman brother. You'd be sniffing around the old
- 1:03Speaker 5: lampos up and down the street there, wouldn't you. Boy,
- 1:05Speaker 5: he's that good boy.
- 1:06Speaker 3: It's so funny you should say that. Actually, Mouggie is
- 1:08Speaker 3: my wife. My mates at school. He used to call
- 1:10Speaker 3: me mad dog widy j.
- 1:14Speaker 5: Oh.
- 1:14Speaker 3: They called me that as.
- 1:15Speaker 5: Well because of your acne.
- 1:16Speaker 3: No, it wasn't acne.
- 1:17Speaker 4: It's because I had heaps of freckles, kezy and they
- 1:19Speaker 4: thought it looked like fly ship. You had acney and
- 1:22Speaker 4: you had But yes, I did have ackney, really bad acney.
- 1:27Speaker 4: But that's not why they called me bisom, Isn't it
- 1:29Speaker 4: because of my freckles?
- 1:30Speaker 2: Didn't you have to live in like a bubble because
- 1:32Speaker 2: your acney was so bad?
- 1:34Speaker 4: How are you going, Keysy? You're looking really good. What's
- 1:37Speaker 4: that cap today that you got? It? Like a blue Cross.
- 1:41Speaker 3: Cap or something like that.
- 1:42Speaker 4: I think it's a Chivroll? At was that Chivrolet? Yeah?
- 1:45Speaker 3: Rock and roll man with your with your jacket there
- 1:47Speaker 3: and the.
- 1:48Speaker 4: Sheep lining and it's it's great stuff.
- 1:51Speaker 3: Mane, how are you keezy?
- 1:53Speaker 2: I love how you Your idea of getting back at
- 1:55Speaker 2: Keysy is just describing what I'm wearing on the radio
- 1:58Speaker 2: quite honestly.
- 1:59Speaker 5: Man, you look great, Thanks Jay.
- 2:00Speaker 3: I really appreciate the really styley Thank you.
- 2:03Speaker 2: You're wearing Pug Sun's hat that he got you that
- 2:04Speaker 2: you never wear? Yes, why is that?
- 2:07Speaker 5: Ah?
- 2:07Speaker 4: I just felt like wearing it today. I mean I
- 2:09Speaker 4: wear it at home every day all day. But then
- 2:12Speaker 4: today I was like.
- 2:13Speaker 3: You know what, I might wear the cap today.
- 2:15Speaker 4: And here we are, and here we are. Everybody's all
- 2:18Speaker 4: up today exactly now. I tell you it's a big show.
- 2:20Speaker 4: I hit I I'll get into a little bit.
- 2:22Speaker 3: Later on the show. I had a horror of a start.
- 2:24Speaker 4: To the day and very sad start to the day.
- 2:27Speaker 3: Actually, thanks man for our family.
- 2:29Speaker 4: And plenty coming up, but let's start with fat Boy Slim.
- 2:35Speaker 1: The Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesy.
- 2:40Speaker 4: Isn't Heed the verve there on the radio Hodarky Big
- 2:42Speaker 4: Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past
- 2:45Speaker 4: four o'clock, which means it's time for this big pole.
- 2:55Speaker 5: A bit of a good one, this one, Jason.
- 2:57Speaker 4: It is, and it's one of those poles, Mogi. We're
- 3:00Speaker 4: we are really relying on the audience's response to this
- 3:04Speaker 4: in terms of making a decision. Tell the people what
- 3:08Speaker 4: the pole is today, Mogi.
- 3:09Speaker 5: Well, this one today it's all about specifically my mustache.
- 3:13Speaker 5: And I'll just walk you through it before we get
- 3:14Speaker 5: to the line. In this setup, Keysy, you've got a mustache. Brother,
- 3:19Speaker 5: you've been rocking one for as long as I've known you. Actually, yeah,
- 3:22Speaker 5: old pugsn he's got one as well, Josh, you don't
- 3:24Speaker 5: have one, No, but I've been growing one for about
- 3:26Speaker 5: a year. And that's despite my wife not being a
- 3:31Speaker 5: big fan of it. Sure, she doesn't like the look
- 3:33Speaker 5: of it. And then over the weekend she said to me,
- 3:36Speaker 5: we were kissing. Have you ever kissed your wife early
- 3:41Speaker 5: doors you would have done.
- 3:43Speaker 2: Or maybe you haven't got to that stage when you're married,
- 3:44Speaker 2: and when the day you got married.
- 3:49Speaker 5: Anyway, she was saying to me. She said to me,
- 3:51Speaker 5: she goes, God, your mustache stinks. It thinks.
- 3:55Speaker 2: So she was sniffing, well kissing, Wow.
- 3:57Speaker 4: I mean it's pretty close proximity.
- 3:59Speaker 5: Well, if you've got your mouth close keys when you're kissing,
- 4:01Speaker 5: or you know what, you can't breathe through your mouth,
- 4:03Speaker 5: you go to breathe through your nose. How long were
- 4:04Speaker 5: you kiss anyway? Days it felt like but her vibe
- 4:09Speaker 5: was that it reeked, And I thought to myself, well,
- 4:12Speaker 5: if that is a situation, obviously, I'm probably gonna maybe
- 4:14Speaker 5: I could wash it. She maybe I could start washing it.
- 4:17Speaker 5: It's been a year. I could do that. You don't
- 4:19Speaker 5: wash it well know and obviously not because it stinks.
- 4:24Speaker 5: And she actually thought she detected a crumbin it, which
- 4:27Speaker 5: would have been off putting. But I'm wondering, is it
- 4:31Speaker 5: something that I just need to get rid of? Is
- 4:33Speaker 5: it something where I just say, look, my wife doesn't
- 4:36Speaker 5: like it. I like it, but maybe I should get
- 4:39Speaker 5: rid of it.
- 4:40Speaker 2: See this is interesting because when you were growing the mustache,
- 4:42Speaker 2: your wife didn't like it, that's right. And I think
- 4:45Speaker 2: I even said it on the show. It was like,
- 4:46Speaker 2: don't worry, she'll like it after about a month. She'll
- 4:49Speaker 2: get used to it and then she won't want you
- 4:51Speaker 2: to get rid of it, right, which is what happened
- 4:52Speaker 2: in my case. My wife was very anti it, right,
- 4:55Speaker 2: So that hasn't happened.
- 4:56Speaker 5: Well, mine stinks though, yes it is your stink. No,
- 4:59Speaker 5: mine doesn't. And I'm not sure if it stinks all
- 5:01Speaker 5: the time, but just on this occasion.
- 5:03Speaker 2: Sure, And how come you can't smell it because it's
- 5:05Speaker 2: right under your honk honker.
- 5:06Speaker 5: But it's your own steak.
- 5:10Speaker 4: The conundrum for me, And ordinarily in that scenario, I
- 5:14Speaker 4: would say, MOGGI, you do what you want and what
- 5:16Speaker 4: feels right.
- 5:17Speaker 5: For you, thanks mate.
- 5:18Speaker 4: But then I factor in your wife's happiness, and I
- 5:22Speaker 4: think to myself, how big a sacrifice is it for
- 5:26Speaker 4: Mogi to chop the basket off.
- 5:28Speaker 3: You're a good looking feller underneath it as well.
- 5:30Speaker 4: I mean, I don't think it's going to detract from
- 5:33Speaker 4: your look. Your wife will be happy and there'll be
- 5:35Speaker 4: a lot more a lot more kissing.
- 5:37Speaker 5: But what about if it's my lip that stinks? Wow,
- 5:40Speaker 5: it could be a stinky lip that's going through the mustache.
- 5:43Speaker 2: Why don't you try shampoo you mustache tonight? Actually, how
- 5:46Speaker 2: about this, I've got the ultimate test, right, Jace. You
- 5:51Speaker 2: were voted to have the biggest way.
- 5:52Speaker 4: It wasn't Smelley.
- 5:55Speaker 2: Scientifically prove that you're the biggest honker. Therefore you can
- 5:57Speaker 2: smell the best sniffer's mustache today. Give me up in
- 6:00Speaker 2: there non tonight, you shampoo it, come back tomorrow. Then
- 6:04Speaker 2: Jas gets in there and sniffs it again.
- 6:06Speaker 4: But my concern for you is that because you haven't
- 6:10Speaker 4: shampooed it before, you might end up with a Hoidy
- 6:14Speaker 4: j Bush scenario. And well then it'll just boff, you know,
- 6:19Speaker 4: because you haven't cleaned it and all of a sudden,
- 6:21Speaker 4: it will be clean and just sort of puff up.
- 6:23Speaker 5: Why do you not clean your bush?
- 6:25Speaker 3: I clean my but I don't.
- 6:26Speaker 4: I don't.
- 6:27Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, groom it. Yeah anyway, Well today's polo is
- 6:30Speaker 5: Mogi's mustache es or no, that's right. Do people think
- 6:34Speaker 5: it's a good look? It's only you may have seen it,
- 6:36Speaker 5: you may not have a gis on Instagram The Hidarky
- 6:39Speaker 5: Big Show and and let us know it's a binding referendum.
- 6:42Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say, are you going to stand
- 6:43Speaker 3: by the decisions?
- 6:44Speaker 5: Stand by the decision. But I would also like to
- 6:45Speaker 5: say that I think it's a the mustache I think
- 6:48Speaker 5: is better than my nude face. I prefer you with
- 6:51Speaker 5: the mustache. Thanks man, It's not a weird thing.
- 6:53Speaker 2: But text three as well, three four eight three what
- 6:55Speaker 2: do you think? Eight hundred Hudarky And as said, you
- 6:57Speaker 2: can go to the hud Uky Big Show's Instagram story.
- 6:59Speaker 2: You have a lot vote at the big pole there
- 7:01Speaker 2: and you might even chuck it on Facebook too crazy stuff.
- 7:06Speaker 4: Yeah you meantime, here's Taman parlup.
- 7:09Speaker 1: The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
- 7:12Speaker 5: Tune in four on radio us.
- 7:15Speaker 4: Indeed the colt there on the radio Hot Archy Big
- 7:18Speaker 4: Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty seven minutes
- 7:21Speaker 4: past four o'clock and the fellows. I had a very
- 7:24Speaker 4: sad start to my day to day. We've got a
- 7:30Speaker 4: cat and we've had this particular Caddies. He's like seventeen
- 7:35Speaker 4: going on eighteen years old, magie, so he's pretty old.
- 7:39Speaker 5: What's his name?
- 7:40Speaker 4: Tiger?
- 7:48Speaker 3: What the hell?
- 7:49Speaker 5: Man? I clicked the wrong button? Yeah, yeah, on.
- 7:52Speaker 4: And anyway, I came out to the kitchen today to
- 7:56Speaker 4: make my wife reluctantly another cup of coffee after she's
- 7:59Speaker 4: slammed the last one I made her. And I noticed
- 8:02Speaker 4: something on the chair and look, I won't go into
- 8:05Speaker 4: the grizzly detail, thanks mate, okay, and I'll spare the
- 8:08Speaker 4: audience that. But let's just say things weren't looking good
- 8:13Speaker 4: for old teg and so I immediately called the vet
- 8:17Speaker 4: put him in his little box there because we didn't
- 8:20Speaker 4: have a carry. I used to have a carry. I
- 8:21Speaker 4: don't know where the hell it's gone.
- 8:23Speaker 5: What kind of box is it?
- 8:24Speaker 4: Just a box with a little blanky that I put
- 8:27Speaker 4: in there? Man, And took him to the vet and
- 8:30Speaker 4: the vet said, you know, blah blah blah, and I
- 8:32Speaker 4: explained what had happened, and she suggested certain things, and
- 8:35Speaker 4: then I had a very awkward and forthright conversation there,
- 8:39Speaker 4: suffice to say, and sadly that poor old Tig is
- 8:44Speaker 4: no longer with us. And it's funny, you know, because
- 8:47Speaker 4: I was never very close to Tigger, but he's been
- 8:51Speaker 4: there for a long time in our family. My youngest
- 8:53Speaker 4: daughter was very close to him. And being with a
- 8:56Speaker 4: little fellow when it all sort of stopped for him,
- 9:00Speaker 4: it's quite emotional. Yeah, and you know, bringing him home
- 9:04Speaker 4: and stuff. I was a bit, I was a bit
- 9:08Speaker 4: moist eyed. It's quite a sad thing really when you
- 9:12Speaker 4: think about it. So it was. It was not a
- 9:15Speaker 4: great start to old Hordy Jay's day, but I think
- 9:18Speaker 4: the right decision was made.
- 9:20Speaker 5: Did you take it better from there?
- 9:21Speaker 6: Though?
- 9:22Speaker 3: Not really?
- 9:23Speaker 5: No? What about now? I mean, it's it's okay they
- 9:29Speaker 5: would put a danner over the day.
- 9:30Speaker 4: Though, Yeah, I mean it wasn't, as I say, not
- 9:33Speaker 4: a great way to start the day.
- 9:34Speaker 3: And a little bit.
- 9:35Speaker 2: Sad that is said, because you talk about rule a lot.
- 9:38Speaker 2: Your dog, Yeah, it does poos on your bed and stuff.
- 9:42Speaker 4: Well, can I just quite I think he hate She
- 9:45Speaker 4: did a little pool once because of thunder, but that.
- 9:47Speaker 5: Was because I often forget you even got you even have
- 9:51Speaker 5: a cat? Well, I know you had a kit to
- 9:53Speaker 5: a couple of weeks ago. You were bagging it. But
- 9:55Speaker 5: that's the thing with family, isn't it. You do that.
- 9:57Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's right. I mean that doesn't mean you
- 9:59Speaker 3: want them not be here.
- 10:00Speaker 5: I know that's right because he never used to come
- 10:02Speaker 5: in the house, did he?
- 10:03Speaker 4: No?
- 10:03Speaker 3: Not really no, because of the dog.
- 10:07Speaker 5: Right. Can I just say Jay's kirkha Man.
- 10:10Speaker 3: Thanks Man.
- 10:12Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodkey.
- 10:16Speaker 4: Keiller's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening.
- 10:19Speaker 4: The time is four thirty eight, And I was reflecting
- 10:23Speaker 4: on the fact that it was a sad day for
- 10:25Speaker 4: me today You're having to put down our family cat.
- 10:28Speaker 2: Yeah, tiger, And it just sort of stirred some memories
- 10:31Speaker 2: that I have of my childhood cat.
- 10:33Speaker 4: Sure, Smudge, Smudge lassic classic name.
- 10:37Speaker 5: Do you remember Rich and Scary?
- 10:39Speaker 2: No, the novel It was like a kid's TV and
- 10:43Speaker 2: color books sort of range.
- 10:45Speaker 5: Yeah, I was.
- 10:45Speaker 2: There was a cat in there who was a chimney
- 10:47Speaker 2: sweep called Smudge, and so we got Smudge and I
- 10:50Speaker 2: named her. And then while I was studying, got a
- 10:54Speaker 2: call from my mum saying, hey, keezy key she called
- 10:58Speaker 2: Cress back then Yeah, Smudges. Smudges passed away and I said, oh,
- 11:04Speaker 2: that's really sad, mum. But obviously I was in christ
- 11:07Speaker 2: which I couldn't come up and say by her anything,
- 11:08Speaker 2: so she just let me know and I was like, oh,
- 11:10Speaker 2: when did that happen?
- 11:10Speaker 5: I was about a week ago. Oh you don't fly
- 11:12Speaker 5: it for the funeral? No, got told a week afterwards.
- 11:16Speaker 5: I would have, man, I would have. Yeah. Apparently it
- 11:18Speaker 5: was a big turnout. So yeah, it is sad. When
- 11:22Speaker 5: I was I was about seventeen, I think, And because
- 11:25Speaker 5: we had a dog growing up, Sally. She has an
- 11:28Speaker 5: Australian in Terrior Cross, very intelligent dogs. Jason Sure. And
- 11:35Speaker 5: Mum turned up at work there and she said, sorry,
- 11:42Speaker 5: but yeah, we've had to let we've had to let
- 11:44Speaker 5: Sally go. And I met the car there and look
- 11:48Speaker 5: out and she got Sally sitting on her lap there.
- 11:52Speaker 5: She's had to take her down. I think she must
- 11:53Speaker 5: have had cancer or something. The big sea keasy Yeah,
- 11:56Speaker 5: you're not good and yeah, so it's pretty bloody because
- 12:00Speaker 5: this is a thing, man, you have. You have these
- 12:03Speaker 5: animals in you're in and around you the whole time.
- 12:06Speaker 5: They are family members, yes, and of course mum's bloody upset.
- 12:10Speaker 5: I'm at the upset as well, but I'm at work
- 12:12Speaker 5: as well, so that makes it tough too. It's like,
- 12:15Speaker 5: where are you working at the time, Eliza McDonald's yeah, yeah,
- 12:20Speaker 5: So Mum obviously wanted to come down and let me
- 12:22Speaker 5: know as soon as possible, but then it's like, well, yeah,
- 12:25Speaker 5: I don't know what am I meant to do now
- 12:27Speaker 5: I'm at work. So she was driving with the dog
- 12:30Speaker 5: on her she was yeah, well, I don't know. She
- 12:32Speaker 5: had it on head Sally on the passenger seat first,
- 12:34Speaker 5: and then transferred her over onto the lap soide that
- 12:38Speaker 5: I could see her because I was working the drive through. Yeah, okay,
- 12:42Speaker 5: because if you because when you're working the drive through
- 12:45Speaker 5: keys and you won't know this if there's someone on
- 12:47Speaker 5: the passenger's seat, and it doesn't matter if it's a
- 12:50Speaker 5: human or a dead dog, you can't see them from
- 12:53Speaker 5: that angle. Man. Sure see, I didn't know that, and
- 12:56Speaker 5: so Mum moved her over onto her lap so that
- 12:59Speaker 5: I could see her. Yeah yeah with that luck Yeah wow,
- 13:03Speaker 5: that was the last thing. Did you say goodbye to
- 13:05Speaker 5: Sally or did you? Well? Yeah, I mean I tried
- 13:07Speaker 5: to reach out the window and give her a pet
- 13:08Speaker 5: it yeah, but yeah, then I swear it later on,
- 13:10Speaker 5: But yeah, mum got one of those mac attacks. You
- 13:16Speaker 5: remember those two big max and medium fries and a
- 13:20Speaker 5: large she ordered a meal. Oh yeah, that's why she
- 13:23Speaker 5: was there. It was just a coincidence that our dog
- 13:26Speaker 5: was dead.
- 13:26Speaker 4: Oh nice.
- 13:31Speaker 2: Did you give her like a discount or anything or yeah, yeah,
- 13:34Speaker 2: a family discount with that bereaveman, I should have given
- 13:37Speaker 2: her a.
- 13:38Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah yeah, looking back on it, yeah yeah, but yeah,
- 13:41Speaker 5: that's really sad. You've got an extra twenty dollars cash.
- 13:44Speaker 5: Shout a little twenty bucks for old Maggie there, Oky,
- 13:49Speaker 5: top it up of it.
- 13:52Speaker 2: Seen through some sympathy on three four eight three.
- 13:54Speaker 1: By the way, yeah, man, here's a d C the
- 13:57Speaker 1: Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
- 14:00Speaker 5: Tune in on Radio.
- 14:02Speaker 4: Lucky good Ship There on the radio ho Ducky Big
- 14:05Speaker 4: Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time ten minutes to five
- 14:08Speaker 4: o'clock and I've got a few ticks there on three
- 14:10Speaker 4: four eight three, Keysy, A.
- 14:12Speaker 2: Lot of sympathy coming through for your mate if you
- 14:14Speaker 2: just joined us Hoody. Jay's pit cat Tigger passed away
- 14:18Speaker 2: this morning.
- 14:18Speaker 5: Yeah, very sad. And my dog died.
- 14:22Speaker 4: Yeah, while ago dog's Sally Yeah true?
- 14:25Speaker 5: Who have life haed value?
- 14:26Speaker 3: And I lost a rabbit. I lost a rabbit as well.
- 14:29Speaker 5: Well, it's not I have a big thing about who
- 14:31Speaker 5: lost more pits?
- 14:31Speaker 4: I had a cat pitch Yeah, yeah, I had a
- 14:34Speaker 4: pair of keet as well, back.
- 14:36Speaker 5: One of those two. Yeah it was it called Cocky.
- 14:39Speaker 3: He was called cocky?
- 14:40Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 14:41Speaker 5: Was it yours?
- 14:42Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 14:44Speaker 2: I had a dog called Rockie. Look, lots of ticks
- 14:49Speaker 2: coming through on three four eight three. Good a flowers,
- 14:53Speaker 2: James Kerr here, sorry to hear about your.
- 14:56Speaker 5: Cat, Jase.
- 14:57Speaker 3: Thanks mate.
- 14:58Speaker 2: Our family cat Wayne died the weekend as well. Nineteen nineteen.
- 15:03Speaker 4: What a great name for a cat, Wayne.
- 15:07Speaker 5: I like it, Wayne Kerr.
- 15:09Speaker 2: You know, good a Fellers. I had a pit rabbit,
- 15:16Speaker 2: but my cat ate it and then the cat died
- 15:18Speaker 2: not long after double wherem me you get.
- 15:21Speaker 5: That often, Jason, when the tail gets caught in the throat, Jill,
- 15:26Speaker 5: I don't. That's why they've got those fluffy tails. That
- 15:29Speaker 5: stops them, the cats from eating rabbits. That's so sad.
- 15:36Speaker 2: Good A guys, I had a cat also named Patch, Patch.
- 15:41Speaker 4: Adam who had a cat called Patch? Was that you?
- 15:44Speaker 5: That was me? You're not listening.
- 15:46Speaker 3: I wasn't sure if it.
- 15:48Speaker 4: Was yours or keysy, but I wasn't talking.
- 15:50Speaker 3: Now you were smud j smudge.
- 15:52Speaker 2: Yeah, I had a cat also named Patch was attacked
- 15:56Speaker 2: by a staffy.
- 15:57Speaker 5: Oh god, who won that staffy? Staffie got him good?
- 16:02Speaker 5: Often the way, Oh god, it's a pretty big one. Ah. Yep, huh, yeah,
- 16:09Speaker 5: that happens, Jason.
- 16:12Speaker 4: Brother.
- 16:13Speaker 2: Circle of life. Brother, Wow, it is a circle of life.
- 16:17Speaker 2: You're born, you get eaten by Steffy. Hey, people that
- 16:25Speaker 2: like tattoos, listen up. By the way, I've got some.
- 16:28Speaker 5: Admin for you. Chase. You're going to say you're going
- 16:31Speaker 5: to get a tatoo of your cat.
- 16:33Speaker 4: Yeah.
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- 17:11Speaker 5: For that How good. That's a bloody good prize. It's
- 17:14Speaker 5: a really good prize. You're going to enter into that?
- 17:17Speaker 5: Man or what me? Huh? You're scared to go to
- 17:20Speaker 5: the turtoof You're still kezy? Oh clean skin keezy they
- 17:24Speaker 5: call him.
- 17:24Speaker 3: I reckon you should get some.
- 17:26Speaker 5: I hang on sorry before we.
- 17:31Speaker 4: We are you gonna say, jays, I reckon you look
- 17:33Speaker 4: great with a few tats.
- 17:34Speaker 5: Thanks, man. Should you play some Weezer? Chull one?
- 17:38Speaker 1: Not the Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on
- 17:43Speaker 1: Radio Hodarchy is indeed.
- 17:44Speaker 4: Weezer There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday
- 17:47Speaker 4: afternoon of the time it's four minutes to five o'clock.
- 17:49Speaker 4: Don't forget about the Big Show, Big poll today Mogi's
- 17:53Speaker 4: musta should it stay or should it go?
- 17:56Speaker 5: An?
- 17:56Speaker 4: Incidentally, Fellas, I don't think we've got a prediction on that. No,
- 18:00Speaker 4: what are we thinking?
- 18:01Speaker 3: What's the vibe? What are you thinking?
- 18:02Speaker 4: Mogi?
- 18:03Speaker 3: What's the vibe?
- 18:04Speaker 5: I think people love him these days?
- 18:06Speaker 4: Sure?
- 18:06Speaker 5: Eighty percent? Yes, you know, because I think it's Mogi's
- 18:09Speaker 5: mustache use or not. It's generally how we do things,
- 18:11Speaker 5: isn't it? So eighty percent yes, I think ninety wow,
- 18:15Speaker 5: because I'm promo.
- 18:16Speaker 3: That it should stay.
- 18:17Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 18:18Speaker 4: Interestingly, I was talking to Make the other day and
- 18:20Speaker 4: he had been down in Dunedin in the student halls
- 18:23Speaker 4: there because his kid was just starting down there, and
- 18:25Speaker 4: he said it was incredible. Every kid had the same look,
- 18:29Speaker 4: which was a m and a mullet. Yeah, he said
- 18:33Speaker 4: it was kind of off pudding in a way, seeing
- 18:35Speaker 4: all these young dudes walking around with mo's and mullets.
- 18:38Speaker 5: It is quite weird, isn't it, Because then there is
- 18:40Speaker 5: no point of difference. I mean, if you're a young
- 18:43Speaker 5: lady or a young man and you're going down there,
- 18:45Speaker 5: you're checking out the buffet and if you're looking at
- 18:48Speaker 5: the bay Marie there jacent and every single dish is
- 18:52Speaker 5: exactly the same. There's no selection. I don't get to
- 18:55Speaker 5: make a choice. It's just the same flavor over and
- 18:58Speaker 5: over again. Sure you see what I'm saying. Yeah, you
- 19:00Speaker 5: want to mix it up a bit keasy, don't you? Yeah, totally.
- 19:03Speaker 5: Variety is a spice of life you want?
- 19:06Speaker 3: Can I put it this way? You want a party pack?
- 19:08Speaker 5: You do?
- 19:09Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
- 19:09Speaker 4: Where there's all sorts of different things, thank you, rather
- 19:12Speaker 4: than just liquish all sorts.
- 19:16Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
- 19:17Speaker 2: Totally, Jayson, one hundred percent of what you're saying. Man Hey,
- 19:19Speaker 2: keep an ear out for the hdaky fiddler. By the way,
- 19:21Speaker 2: it could strike at any moment. If you hear a
- 19:23Speaker 2: fiddle mixed into a song, call one hundred Hodaki. You
- 19:25Speaker 2: can want a thousand dollars fidd Totally.
- 19:29Speaker 1: The hold aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 19:32Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
- 19:35Speaker 4: Welcome back to your messive backbones. Your Tuesday is going
- 19:38Speaker 4: along very nicely. You're listening to the Big Show brought
- 19:41Speaker 4: to you by Night.
- 19:46Speaker 5: Day.
- 19:48Speaker 4: I think if we just keep it on the line
- 19:52Speaker 4: and don't go up or down, it's Okay, it works. Okay,
- 19:55Speaker 4: what are your guys earlier on?
- 19:57Speaker 5: But then you're sort of your your bull or strop
- 20:00Speaker 5: out there, didn't they You got a bit of a
- 20:02Speaker 5: who know, your voice cracked a little bit, but it's
- 20:05Speaker 5: not always going to be perfect, and that's the beauty
- 20:07Speaker 5: of live performance.
- 20:08Speaker 2: What about, Jase? What about because your voice runs out
- 20:10Speaker 2: of gas early?
- 20:11Speaker 4: Right, But it's not my voice, it's my wind.
- 20:16Speaker 2: It runs out pretty early. How about I started off,
- 20:20Speaker 2: then Mike comes in and then you finish it.
- 20:22Speaker 5: But that way you have to do as much work.
- 20:26Speaker 5: You're like the little cherry on top.
- 20:27Speaker 4: No, I don't. I bet?
- 20:28Speaker 2: Well, do you want to be the guy who does
- 20:30Speaker 2: most of it?
- 20:30Speaker 5: Yeah? The big dog.
- 20:31Speaker 4: Speaking of my voice, A lot of people I know this,
- 20:34Speaker 4: but I had the most beautiful treble voice when I
- 20:37Speaker 4: was a young fella.
- 20:38Speaker 5: I'll tell you what. Nobody's got more complimentary things to
- 20:41Speaker 5: say about Jason Hoyt than hod especially when he's a
- 20:44Speaker 5: young fellow man.
- 20:45Speaker 4: And you know, I remember singing in the choir there
- 20:48Speaker 4: at school on the Sunday night tears the tears were
- 20:53Speaker 4: pouring out from all the parents there, right, And then
- 20:59Speaker 4: of course I went through the puberty, and I went.
- 21:01Speaker 3: From that to what I've got now, which is vastly
- 21:06Speaker 3: different obviously.
- 21:07Speaker 5: And how old were you when there happened?
- 21:09Speaker 4: Eleven scrawny, little hooty jay with a very deep voice.
- 21:15Speaker 5: It was off putting with acne.
- 21:17Speaker 4: Yeah asthma, Well I don't have asthma, but hey listen,
- 21:23Speaker 4: as mentioned in the show, and it was a sad day.
- 21:26Speaker 4: My cat passed away and we told a few stories.
- 21:29Speaker 4: And as we were telling those, Punk Sound and Studio
- 21:32Speaker 4: B told us the most horrific story that I think
- 21:36Speaker 4: I've ever heard regarding cats and death. So I think
- 21:39Speaker 4: we should he should know it, definitely because it's an
- 21:43Speaker 4: absolute shocker.
- 21:44Speaker 2: Making outrageous. It's something that you could see in like
- 21:47Speaker 2: a TV show or something. Yes, crazy, So that's what's next.
- 21:51Speaker 4: Absolutely. In the meantime, it's supergrass.
- 21:55Speaker 1: Reaching big show podcast.
- 21:57Speaker 5: Tune that a fellows So that is a good tune.
- 22:03Speaker 5: That one. That's Pearl Jam, Jason.
- 22:04Speaker 4: It is Peel Jam indeed, Margie. Now, we were telling
- 22:07Speaker 4: stories of our pets that have left us or passed away.
- 22:11Speaker 5: And all we've had put down that we've had.
- 22:14Speaker 4: Put down as I did today with my little family
- 22:16Speaker 4: cat and and then Pugsun was regaling us with the
- 22:21Speaker 4: story of his youth and his pet situation, and we
- 22:26Speaker 4: thought to ourselves, didn't we fellows, Yeah, this has to
- 22:29Speaker 4: go on the radio because this is an absolute doozy
- 22:31Speaker 4: good a pugs.
- 22:32Speaker 6: Hey, Jason, I just want to say not for this story. Cat,
- 22:36Speaker 6: So I just want to say sorry about your lost mate.
- 22:38Speaker 4: Thanks.
- 22:39Speaker 5: Mate.
- 22:39Speaker 6: It is it is said to lose a pet, and
- 22:41Speaker 6: I've lost a couple of my time as well, and
- 22:43Speaker 6: one in particular. His name was Sonny. He was a
- 22:45Speaker 6: young Boerman sort of cat, very goofy, a lot of personality,
- 22:50Speaker 6: young guy.
- 22:51Speaker 5: Sure.
- 22:52Speaker 2: He was maybe about two.
- 22:54Speaker 5: Feet as pauls. Most often yeah, most often, well was
- 22:58Speaker 5: at his feet.
- 22:59Speaker 6: He would get very playful with my older cat, who
- 23:01Speaker 6: was about seven at the time, and name was Tiffany
- 23:04Speaker 6: and she was a rag doll anyway. So I lived
- 23:09Speaker 6: in a could De Sack and lower Heart with a
- 23:12Speaker 6: few neighbors that all knew each other sort of was
- 23:15Speaker 6: Steria Lane styles yes as you do, yeah, yeah, And
- 23:18Speaker 6: one of the houses, a couple of houses down from us,
- 23:22Speaker 6: was having an issue with a cat in the neighborhood.
- 23:24Speaker 5: Now I'll say this.
- 23:25Speaker 6: There were about six cats in this coulder sack all
- 23:29Speaker 6: around the joint, running around two from our house obviously,
- 23:32Speaker 6: but there was a cat who was doing whee's and
- 23:35Speaker 6: poos on this neighbor's lawn, defecating, urinating as well, Margie.
- 23:40Speaker 4: Can I just ask the question, though, how would you
- 23:44Speaker 4: know if a cat's wearing on your lawn?
- 23:47Speaker 3: That seems pretty.
- 23:47Speaker 5: Exciting poos as well.
- 23:49Speaker 6: I think the poo's was probably the main thing, sure,
- 23:53Speaker 6: And the patriarchal member of this family of this household
- 23:57Speaker 6: had a massive issue with that. He took huge pride
- 23:59Speaker 6: in his garden and so we would see him walking
- 24:03Speaker 6: around the garden with bottles of his own urine to
- 24:06Speaker 6: trying to turn the cats from his garden. I think
- 24:09Speaker 6: that's the thing around in your territory.
- 24:12Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't have a sprayer, I just urinate.
- 24:16Speaker 5: Sure, that's somewhat of a sprayer.
- 24:18Speaker 6: And we were getting a couple of complaints from him
- 24:21Speaker 6: that he thought it was our cat that was doing that.
- 24:24Speaker 6: Young sonny running around there, and then it went sort
- 24:28Speaker 6: of upper notch and we received a letter in our
- 24:32Speaker 6: mailbox that had been typed out on the effects of
- 24:36Speaker 6: cayenne pepper and other various spices on cat's health if
- 24:40Speaker 6: ingested yet, and how they can be used as a
- 24:43Speaker 6: deterrent but are actually quite harmful for the cat and
- 24:46Speaker 6: can do some serious damage. So we received that anonymously
- 24:49Speaker 6: in our mailbox. There's and so obviously immediately we know
- 24:55Speaker 6: who is coming from as the guy that's complaining about
- 24:57Speaker 6: a cat pulling on his lawn. Now I knew that family.
- 25:00Speaker 6: I went to school with the boys of the family,
- 25:03Speaker 6: and my mother knew the wife quite well. Then one
- 25:09Speaker 6: day I went a step further. We went out into
- 25:10Speaker 6: the carport there and we could smell something and there
- 25:13Speaker 6: was cat feces smeared on our front doorstep and front door.
- 25:18Speaker 2: And your cat did that, No, Maggie, Sonny, No, no, no,
- 25:22Speaker 2: I don't think it was Sonny, dirty bastard.
- 25:24Speaker 6: I'll stop you right there. Sonny was innocent in order us.
- 25:27Speaker 6: He was too young to die anyway. So there's poos
- 25:32Speaker 6: on there, and then we start to find out from
- 25:38Speaker 6: the guy's wife that he's putting out meat laced with
- 25:42Speaker 6: anti freeze. Oh God, out for whatever cat culprit he
- 25:48Speaker 6: thinks is doing this to his lawn. And we find
- 25:51Speaker 6: that out from the wife texting my mother saying, don't
- 25:53Speaker 6: let the cats out tonight. Oh, because this person's put
- 25:56Speaker 6: out this mincelace with poison put it on his own
- 26:02Speaker 6: lawn though, yeah, he would have put it on the
- 26:05Speaker 6: lawn or around the house or whatever. And so we're
- 26:09Speaker 6: hearing about this happening. We're not putting the cats out.
- 26:11Speaker 6: We're pretty nervous at this point. And then we find
- 26:15Speaker 6: my cat one day, Sonny, up in my mum's room,
- 26:18Speaker 6: just slumped like he's with us, but he's that's right,
- 26:24Speaker 6: it's a bit swollen or whatever, because obviously what happens
- 26:26Speaker 6: there is renal failure. And so then the wife at
- 26:30Speaker 6: another point texts my mother and says, I found anti
- 26:32Speaker 6: freeze and needles and a brick pile at the back
- 26:35Speaker 6: of my house. Come and take some photos. This is evidence.
- 26:38Speaker 6: This is cooked his wife my mother, because they knew
- 26:44Speaker 6: each other. Geez, she was pretty nervous from him, I think.
- 26:49Speaker 6: And so I was at work at the time. I
- 26:51Speaker 6: was lifeguarding at the pool down the road.
- 26:54Speaker 5: But thanks man.
- 26:56Speaker 6: My mother, my stepfather, and my sister went over to
- 26:59Speaker 6: the property to get photos. As they get there, he
- 27:03Speaker 6: turns up at the house and this massive altercation ensues.
- 27:07Speaker 6: My sister, who's got a very fiery personality, had a
- 27:11Speaker 6: massive go at him, took a swing, he swung back.
- 27:14Speaker 5: My stepfather got involved.
- 27:15Speaker 6: Their son, who was unwell at the time, came down
- 27:18Speaker 6: from upstairs to try and stop the altercation.
- 27:21Speaker 5: Meanwhile, the wife calls the cops.
- 27:24Speaker 6: And so he runs, grabs the stuff, chucks it in
- 27:27Speaker 6: the car, drives down the driveway. The cops stop him,
- 27:30Speaker 6: and then he claims there's been a death in his
- 27:32Speaker 6: family and he needs to go quickly, so he gets away.
- 27:35Speaker 6: He hides the evidence so there's none and this is
- 27:38Speaker 6: like an ongoing Like I'm summarizing the shed out of this,
- 27:41Speaker 6: but it's like a long thing. Anyway, we take him
- 27:44Speaker 6: to court over the whole scenario. He then tries to
- 27:47Speaker 6: claim that his wife and my mother were conspiring against
- 27:51Speaker 6: him to plot blame the whole plot on him because
- 27:55Speaker 6: of his wife's menopause. This is what he said. And
- 28:00Speaker 6: at the end of it he claimed some mental health stuff.
- 28:04Speaker 6: And at the end of it all, he only had
- 28:05Speaker 6: to pay the price that it cost to put my
- 28:08Speaker 6: cat Sonny down.
- 28:11Speaker 4: That's a true story.
- 28:12Speaker 5: Wow.
- 28:12Speaker 6: And the hut News too, way back years ago.
- 28:16Speaker 5: That exact same thing happened to me.
- 28:19Speaker 4: Same wow, literally word for word happened to you as well.
- 28:24Speaker 2: There, yeah, so I feel you, Pugs crazy, I feel you.
- 28:32Speaker 4: Can I feel you here if you on bucks.
- 28:37Speaker 1: The Hillarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
- 28:40Speaker 1: in four on Radio Hoky.
- 28:43Speaker 3: She Hunt there on the radio.
- 28:44Speaker 4: Hoedarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is five
- 28:48Speaker 4: twenty eight.
- 28:50Speaker 2: If you're listening to the show yesterday, you'll know that
- 28:52Speaker 2: I have set up a special bank account to save
- 28:55Speaker 2: up for a motorbike. And what was it, one eighth
- 28:58Speaker 2: of everything I earned on of my traditional salary, any
- 29:02Speaker 2: bonus income, one eighth that will go into my motorbike
- 29:04Speaker 2: account and eventually I'll have a motorbike. In fact, first
- 29:06Speaker 2: payment went through today, thirteen bucks in there. So I'm
- 29:10Speaker 2: on the way. Yes, that's like one it's been one day.
- 29:13Speaker 2: You know, it's already, it's already working. But tomorrow in
- 29:17Speaker 2: order to get my learner's license, because I did a
- 29:19Speaker 2: lot of motorbike riding when I was a kid, did motocross,
- 29:21Speaker 2: heaps of trophies to show for it, Fowlers, don't you
- 29:23Speaker 2: worry about that.
- 29:24Speaker 5: But in order to ride on the pation.
- 29:27Speaker 2: They don't give out most improved. I think I did
- 29:30Speaker 2: get one of those. Actually yeah. But in order to
- 29:33Speaker 2: get your learner's license, you have to do a theory test.
- 29:35Speaker 2: But before you can even do that, you have to
- 29:36Speaker 2: go and do this basic handling skills test to show
- 29:40Speaker 2: that you can ride a motorbike, that you're not going
- 29:42Speaker 2: to get on it and fall over, even though you
- 29:44Speaker 2: can answer all the questions correctly on the road code.
- 29:46Speaker 2: So it's tomorrow morning, I think nine p thirty. I've
- 29:48Speaker 2: got to write around some cones, I think. But Mike,
- 29:51Speaker 2: you were saying you've done it before. Yeah, So how
- 29:54Speaker 2: intense is it? Because I've been thinking, well, if this
- 29:56Speaker 2: is the start of a learner's journey, it must be
- 29:58Speaker 2: pretty chill and I should be fine.
- 30:00Speaker 5: Say man generally speaking, like with a car car driver's license,
- 30:03Speaker 5: you just go along, don't You do your theory first
- 30:06Speaker 5: and then practical second. And the reason why it's different
- 30:08Speaker 5: with a motorbike is because you can be you can
- 30:11Speaker 5: you can know the road code back to front. When
- 30:14Speaker 5: it comes to you know, riding the motivator, you know
- 30:16Speaker 5: all the rules and everything. But if you don't have
- 30:18Speaker 5: the physical capacity, the physical ability to be able to
- 30:21Speaker 5: handle a hog. Then there's no point, you know, in
- 30:25Speaker 5: all the rules, because you can't have some sort of
- 30:29Speaker 5: like some weak, weak person out there on the road
- 30:31Speaker 5: that's just going to be falling off, unable to control it, Yeah,
- 30:34Speaker 5: embarrassing himself. So you know what I'm saying, Jason. Too
- 30:39Speaker 5: many people out there, they don't respect the hog, and
- 30:43Speaker 5: you've got to respect the hog.
- 30:44Speaker 2: I respect, I absolutely respect the hog. If that's beginning
- 30:48Speaker 2: that I can handle the hog and I used to
- 30:51Speaker 2: do it. I don't know if you can handle the hog.
- 30:54Speaker 4: The thing that I found the most difficult about it.
- 30:57Speaker 5: Have you've done this test?
- 30:58Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 30:59Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 30:59Speaker 5: Oh wow?
- 30:59Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 31:01Speaker 3: Was the writing bitch component of it?
- 31:04Speaker 5: Do you have to write?
- 31:05Speaker 4: You have to write bach and the and the guy
- 31:07Speaker 4: that did my test wrote bitch with me and he
- 31:10Speaker 4: sits on the back.
- 31:10Speaker 3: Ye, he sits on the back.
- 31:11Speaker 4: And he was a bit handsy, which I found a
- 31:14Speaker 4: little bit off putting. Right, give him my boozies a
- 31:17Speaker 4: bit of a squeeze.
- 31:18Speaker 2: So you have to, because I thought it was just
- 31:20Speaker 2: he's there with a clipboard in the middle of a
- 31:21Speaker 2: sort of cone circle.
- 31:23Speaker 4: It's clipboard too, just between us just as well.
- 31:26Speaker 2: But he's sort of standing in between the cones, I thought,
- 31:30Speaker 2: and he's all right, now do a loop right now.
- 31:32Speaker 2: Part that's part of it. Yeah, okay, right, yeah, that's
- 31:35Speaker 2: part of it. But I didn't do any prep or
- 31:36Speaker 2: anything right like it should be fine?
- 31:38Speaker 5: Well, I mean you should. When's the last something went
- 31:41Speaker 5: to the gym? Let's not get into that exactly last year.
- 31:45Speaker 5: My concern, Keezy is that you're gonna you're gonna sort
- 31:47Speaker 5: of you're right around, you'll be padding there right, you know,
- 31:52Speaker 5: I imagine in my head, and I don't know if you know,
- 31:54Speaker 5: if you've seen the film Jase Dumb and dumber, Yes,
- 31:58Speaker 5: riding along and he's got his Lloyd Lloyd and old
- 32:01Speaker 5: mate on the back there, and a truck goes past
- 32:03Speaker 5: and he puts his hand up for it to you know,
- 32:05Speaker 5: to go to and it does sort of and he
- 32:08Speaker 5: sort of loses control of the bike. There, My consumers,
- 32:11Speaker 5: that's going to happen to you when it slows down,
- 32:13Speaker 5: because the weight of the bike takes over when gravity
- 32:16Speaker 5: slows down, and you're just going to topple over and
- 32:19Speaker 5: get sort of caught under the end. Yeah, because what
- 32:22Speaker 5: is it a vespa. No, it's not a bit.
- 32:24Speaker 2: I don't know what it is because that's supplying the
- 32:27Speaker 2: the that're supplying the bike. I though I don't have
- 32:29Speaker 2: a bike, y'd obviously, so whatever bike they have there.
- 32:32Speaker 4: The other issue, of course, is one that we touched
- 32:34Speaker 4: on yesterday as well as the helmet. And you're getting
- 32:36Speaker 4: your snarls in there. Have you have you sus he
- 32:43Speaker 4: crying about your cad again? Have you sussed that out
- 32:46Speaker 4: causing you can have the visor open obviously, but do
- 32:49Speaker 4: they provide the helmet because you haven't got You've got
- 32:51Speaker 4: another account for that day.
- 32:52Speaker 2: I've got a bicycle safety account. No, they've just said
- 32:55Speaker 2: open face okay, and they've given me a giant pair
- 32:59Speaker 2: of goggle to wear as well. So yeah, but what
- 33:02Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out Obviously the weight of the
- 33:04Speaker 2: hog and the size of the hog is an issue.
- 33:06Speaker 2: But other than that, is it something I can just
- 33:08Speaker 2: show up to you think, and you know, if I
- 33:10Speaker 2: tried my best, I should be able to breeze past it.
- 33:14Speaker 4: Ummm.
- 33:15Speaker 5: Look, my recommendation is at the very least you should
- 33:17Speaker 5: take pugs along to shoot some socials.
- 33:20Speaker 1: The Hiarchy big show was Jason Mike and Kyzy. Tune
- 33:23Speaker 1: in four on Radio Hoky.
- 33:26Speaker 4: Bon Jovi there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
- 33:29Speaker 4: Tuesday evening. The time is five minutes to six o'clock.
- 33:32Speaker 4: Now listen, very important big poll today, a lot riding
- 33:37Speaker 4: on it. You need to have a vote because we're
- 33:40Speaker 4: going to decide that after six o'clock. And the question
- 33:43Speaker 4: is Mogi's mustache yale.
- 33:45Speaker 5: Name, that's riding on that, and he is going.
- 33:49Speaker 4: To abide by what the people say.
- 33:51Speaker 5: It was a bond in referendum. Yes, yeah, that's right.
- 33:54Speaker 4: So is your first past the post.
- 33:56Speaker 5: Well, hang on, we're not going first past the post. No,
- 33:58Speaker 5: no bond in referendum. And this is the problem that
- 34:00Speaker 5: I had with the Marijauana referendum that happened some years ago,
- 34:05Speaker 5: where it was fifty one percent would win it. Well,
- 34:07Speaker 5: that's not it, that's not it's going to be more
- 34:09Speaker 5: convincing than that.
- 34:10Speaker 2: I feel seventy you want seventy plus?
- 34:12Speaker 5: Yeah, I think sixty five seventy around about there.
- 34:14Speaker 2: Yeah, because if you've got seventy percent of people or
- 34:16Speaker 2: sixty five saying your mustache has to go, well that's
- 34:19Speaker 2: obviously the Yeah. Yeah, but we'll get into that and
- 34:22Speaker 2: the results of the Big that's excited six man.
- 34:24Speaker 3: Yeah, great stuff.
- 34:25Speaker 1: Ah The hohod Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and
- 34:29Speaker 1: Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio Hodachy.
- 34:33Speaker 4: Welcome back him as a backbones. How's your Tuesday going?
- 34:36Speaker 4: You're listening to the Big Show brought to you by
- 34:39Speaker 4: night Pretty good?
- 34:48Speaker 5: Yeah, that was great Night and Day. By the way,
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- 34:54Speaker 4: do outside of the radio show. Was very financially based.
- 34:58Speaker 4: That was very account based. It was probably quite tedious
- 35:02Speaker 4: to listen to you, to be honest.
- 35:03Speaker 5: But probably our worst one ever.
- 35:05Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe maybe, but I'd give it a shot anyway.
- 35:07Speaker 2: Well, you want to listen to it at seven thirty
- 35:09Speaker 2: when it comes out by searching how duck you ever
- 35:11Speaker 2: get your podcasts from? In order to determine whether or
- 35:13Speaker 2: not it was our worst one.
- 35:14Speaker 5: I think sure.
- 35:15Speaker 2: This little clip that pugs On has prepped for us
- 35:17Speaker 2: is called invoicing.
- 35:21Speaker 4: I'm really good at invoicing. Oh yeah, is.
- 35:25Speaker 2: This the guy who hasn't claimed a single expense in
- 35:27Speaker 2: the he's been at Hoducky because he doesn't know how
- 35:30Speaker 2: to do it?
- 35:31Speaker 5: Do you like how you just doesn't who to think?
- 35:37Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 35:37Speaker 2: So good man, I reckon that sounds maybe it's actually
- 35:40Speaker 2: one of our best ever.
- 35:41Speaker 5: Maybe we're not.
- 35:42Speaker 4: And actually, to be honest, my wife does my invoices?
- 35:44Speaker 5: Does she? Yeah? Yeah? So she actually yes, because I
- 35:47Speaker 5: was wondering about that.
- 35:50Speaker 4: I go there it is down and and she just
- 35:52Speaker 4: goes for me, would you?
- 35:55Speaker 3: And then I get on the computer and go dish
- 35:57Speaker 3: dish send.
- 35:59Speaker 5: M So.
- 36:01Speaker 2: Would you even be able to put together an invoice
- 36:03Speaker 2: and send it out just on your own?
- 36:05Speaker 5: Yes? You can. Yes, we should put that to the test.
- 36:10Speaker 4: You'll have some crazy whack computer system going on that
- 36:13Speaker 4: of course, old standard one. Just to stand at the.
- 36:17Speaker 2: Windows what are you Windows? Or Apple.
- 36:23Speaker 5: Doesn't even know? Ah?
- 36:25Speaker 4: So good hey, but it's all it's all tickety boob.
- 36:29Speaker 5: The money's coming in broy.
- 36:31Speaker 4: Now listen coming up the results of the Big Pole,
- 36:33Speaker 4: So I don't miss out on that because I can't
- 36:35Speaker 4: wait to see what happens.
- 36:36Speaker 2: That's right, Mogi's mustache Yes or no vote on the
- 36:38Speaker 2: Hiducky Big Show Instagram story right now. If it breaks
- 36:42Speaker 2: seventy percent, he's going to shave it off.
- 36:44Speaker 1: Live the Harchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
- 36:50Speaker 5: Tune in on radio.
- 36:53Speaker 4: There on the radio, ho Donkey Big Show this Tuesday evening.
- 36:56Speaker 4: But right now it's time for Mowgie's mustache. Yes or no?
- 37:12Speaker 5: Well, I had in a few issues, didn't I give
- 37:14Speaker 5: with the Mississi, And she's like, oh, your mustache stinks
- 37:18Speaker 5: once they've got on it food, and so it's sort
- 37:20Speaker 5: of like, well, do I really want to be involved
- 37:22Speaker 5: in this? I mean, I don't want to have to
- 37:23Speaker 5: get into a situation where I'm having to clean it
- 37:25Speaker 5: every week? Sure, so do I just lop it off?
- 37:29Speaker 5: My wife has never been a fan of it, but
- 37:31Speaker 5: my feeling is other people are more of a fan
- 37:33Speaker 5: of it than she is. So I thought i'd put
- 37:34Speaker 5: it to the people. Are you a fan of it? Yeah?
- 37:38Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something about the more you feel. I feel
- 37:41Speaker 2: like I'm a fan of my mo Yeah. You know
- 37:43Speaker 2: you're actively choosing to leave it there. Yeah, so the threshold.
- 37:47Speaker 4: I personally hate them.
- 37:50Speaker 2: Well, that's because I've seen your mustache and it's.
- 37:52Speaker 5: Not very good. You know, when you've got a mustache,
- 37:54Speaker 5: it's creepy.
- 37:55Speaker 2: Jason, Yeah, well you do one of those ones, like,
- 37:58Speaker 2: is it dick dastardly off the wacky races.
- 38:01Speaker 5: It's not as it's not as yeah, and you.
- 38:03Speaker 2: Can like you could like pull it if you're a
- 38:05Speaker 2: bad guy.
- 38:05Speaker 5: Well, it looks so dirty lip.
- 38:08Speaker 4: The interesting thing about it is there's quite a lot
- 38:10Speaker 4: of blonde in it and that makes it look patchy.
- 38:13Speaker 5: It does, it does?
- 38:15Speaker 2: Yours looks like you've taken like a big sip out
- 38:17Speaker 2: of a cappuccino.
- 38:18Speaker 4: Are we gonna? Are we going to get into mode?
- 38:20Speaker 5: Chat? Here?
- 38:21Speaker 4: Are we? In terms of critiquing mostachus.
- 38:24Speaker 2: You critique my vistache at least once a week. All right,
- 38:27Speaker 2: So it's not guys, go guys, it's time for the
- 38:30Speaker 2: big pole. What was the threshold? Seventy percent?
- 38:33Speaker 4: No, that's too high, sixty forty.
- 38:36Speaker 5: Hang on a minute, what was your predictor?
- 38:39Speaker 4: I thought it was fifty to fifty. That's what I
- 38:41Speaker 4: thought we were running.
- 38:42Speaker 5: Well, it's not no, for this is a huge decision.
- 38:45Speaker 5: This is a huge decision. So what you didn't do
- 38:47Speaker 5: a prediction? What a doing for you? Jason?
- 38:50Speaker 4: My my vibe is that people will say, no, don't
- 38:54Speaker 4: don't lose it.
- 38:55Speaker 5: Ah, right, that's right?
- 38:56Speaker 4: So who knows?
- 38:57Speaker 2: The question was Mowgi's mistachs yes yes or no, Yes
- 39:01Speaker 2: or no, seventy yes, seventy on the button.
- 39:04Speaker 5: That's pretty good saying yes keep it or yes keep it? Yes,
- 39:09Speaker 5: keep it? Yeah, keep it? Looks like you do you
- 39:12Speaker 5: think you could wash it though, Let's see how we
- 39:14Speaker 5: go pretty busy.
- 39:16Speaker 4: I'd like you to take it off, take your mustache off.
- 39:20Speaker 5: Oh why are you saying it like that?
- 39:22Speaker 3: Me and your wife we're in the same boat there.
- 39:25Speaker 5: What are you doing in a boat with my wife?
- 39:27Speaker 5: That's really creepy. Ja.
- 39:29Speaker 4: Yeah, Just I want you to wake up tomorrow morning
- 39:33Speaker 4: and shave that hairy atrocity of your of your face.
- 39:38Speaker 5: This is bullshit.
- 39:38Speaker 2: No, you've not You en't been anti mustache at all.
- 39:41Speaker 2: This is a brand new thing.
- 39:42Speaker 4: Well, I'm just being honest here, Fellers.
- 39:44Speaker 5: I appreciate that man. You know how much your opinion
- 39:48Speaker 5: means to me exactly.
- 39:50Speaker 4: And the people have been have unanimously.
- 39:52Speaker 5: Spoken, were not unanimously you see. But yeah, that's enough,
- 39:56Speaker 5: that's enough. You'll take it on. I'll take it. I'll
- 39:59Speaker 5: take it. Yeah, yeah, just give it a wash.
- 40:00Speaker 2: That doesn't stand that past your wife in peace.
- 40:05Speaker 4: Big Show podcast is indeed fun loving criminals there on
- 40:08Speaker 4: the radio Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday evening. But right
- 40:11Speaker 4: now it's time for this What's on the Telly with
- 40:16Speaker 4: Mike Minogue?
- 40:20Speaker 5: Yeah, why do we do that? Why not? People love it?
- 40:34Speaker 3: Man, they love it. That's why we do it radio
- 40:36Speaker 3: right there.
- 40:37Speaker 2: Absolutely, I'm just picturing someone tuning in for the first time, going,
- 40:40Speaker 2: what are these guys?
- 40:40Speaker 5: A little bit but we don't know, so how we
- 40:42Speaker 5: meant to explain it to anyone? I don't know where
- 40:43Speaker 5: that started from. I don't know how it caught on No,
- 40:45Speaker 5: but here we are. Yes, I watched another episode of
- 40:48Speaker 5: Bad Monkey, Bad Monkey. Did you watch It's got Vince
- 40:52Speaker 5: Vaughan in it. Yes, it's on Apple TV. I really
- 40:55Speaker 5: like it. Do you know what I like about it? Jason?
- 40:57Speaker 5: What's that you kezy? You can listen to this, okay?
- 41:01Speaker 5: Is that it's got a good script, it's got good actors,
- 41:05Speaker 5: and they make decisions around how it's shot. I'm sort
- 41:08Speaker 5: of realizing more and more that everything on Netflix looks
- 41:11Speaker 5: exactly the same, quite true, exactly the same. Yes, there
- 41:16Speaker 5: is no art at all when it comes to cinematography whatsoever.
- 41:20Speaker 5: So it looks awesome. Vince Vaughn is just great. He's
- 41:24Speaker 5: a great, great actor, fun dude. I like him. When
- 41:26Speaker 5: have a beer with him? Actually, keezy, wow, because you're
- 41:29Speaker 5: off the bears. No, I'll get back on him. What
- 41:33Speaker 5: is it a comedy? It is a comedy. It's a crime,
- 41:35Speaker 5: and it's a mystery. I like those sorts of things.
- 41:38Speaker 5: We're trying to work out what's going on. And it's
- 41:39Speaker 5: also set in Florida, so it's hot, you know what
- 41:43Speaker 5: I mean, speeches and that. And it's a monkey and
- 41:46Speaker 5: a keezy. You'll love it. Monkey. He's pretty naughty. Monkey.
- 41:51Speaker 5: Great stuff for me. Did you do with a bloody
- 41:53Speaker 5: good spanking? If I'm honest?
- 41:56Speaker 4: Speaking of comedies, which I don't tend to watch, but
- 42:00Speaker 4: friends of ours recommended a show called Camping and it's
- 42:06Speaker 4: a British comedy written and directed by a woman called
- 42:10Speaker 4: Julia Davis, who also did the excellent comedy series Sally Forever.
- 42:17Speaker 4: And she is the absolute queen of creating really awkward, painful,
- 42:26Speaker 4: but very funny comedy and she tends to play the
- 42:30Speaker 4: same sort of character in all of the comedies that
- 42:33Speaker 4: she makes. And it's basically this comedy about three couples
- 42:37Speaker 4: who go camping together at the back of someone's farm basically,
- 42:43Speaker 4: and they're all disfunctional as go get out. Yes, and
- 42:47Speaker 4: it is very, very funny. Highly recommended by Hoidy J.
- 42:55Speaker 4: There's lots of sex, but really Dating System four out
- 43:01Speaker 4: of five like it made me laugh out loud quite
- 43:05Speaker 4: a lot. And if you if you like excruciating uncomfortable comedy,
- 43:11Speaker 4: this is this is your show.
- 43:13Speaker 5: Where could I watch that?
- 43:14Speaker 3: I watched that on Neon?
- 43:15Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, wow, that's interesting.
- 43:17Speaker 6: You like it?
- 43:18Speaker 4: Easy?
- 43:18Speaker 3: Watch it?
- 43:19Speaker 5: Okay, watch it. I don't like awkward. It is really awkward,
- 43:23Speaker 5: like one of.
- 43:24Speaker 2: The I really love peep Show. Remember peep Show is
- 43:26Speaker 2: but I can only watch one episode of that at
- 43:28Speaker 2: a time or the UK Office.
- 43:29Speaker 5: Yes, it's awkward.
- 43:31Speaker 4: The other series I mentioned, Sally Forever, has the most horrific, awkward,
- 43:34Speaker 4: painful scene you will ever see on television, So if
- 43:37Speaker 4: you haven't seen that, I recommend that as well.
- 43:39Speaker 5: More awkward and painful than Talkback. Oh yeah, I suppose. Yeah, yeah.
- 43:45Speaker 2: I watched Country Calendar. It was about milk. They were
- 43:49Speaker 2: making milk.
- 43:50Speaker 5: Oh my god, have they ever done an episode on
- 43:52Speaker 5: milk before.
- 43:53Speaker 3: They were making milk?
- 43:55Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 43:55Speaker 2: With Jersey Cows though, what Jersey Cows, what did you think?
- 43:59Speaker 5: I said?
- 44:01Speaker 1: All right, Hendrix, Well he did the Hurdarchy Big Show
- 44:07Speaker 1: with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.
- 44:11Speaker 4: Yes, indeed smashing dumpkins there and the on the radio
- 44:14Speaker 4: Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday evening. Now listen, something very
- 44:17Speaker 4: exciting coming up the boxing Mogi that you and I
- 44:21Speaker 4: are going to be going to David Nieker. Who's he
- 44:25Speaker 4: fighting again? I can't even remember Muhammad Ali. Muhammad Ali
- 44:28Speaker 4: is it? I thought it was Tyson.
- 44:30Speaker 5: No, No, it's Muhammad Ali. So it'll be It should
- 44:32Speaker 5: be a good I mean there's an age get right,
- 44:33Speaker 5: there is an age gap. But yeah, any time you
- 44:36Speaker 5: get a chance to see a champion, a legend of
- 44:39Speaker 5: the sport and Muhammad Ali, I'm keen.
- 44:42Speaker 2: Yeah, man, are you sure it's not Blake Caparello from Australia?
- 44:45Speaker 5: That was it? That was a right? Yeah? Yeah.
- 44:48Speaker 3: Well he's very like Muhammad Ali is yes, well not really.
- 44:50Speaker 5: He's a cruiserweight.
- 44:51Speaker 4: No.
- 44:51Speaker 5: He stings like a butterfly.
- 44:53Speaker 3: And floats like a bee.
- 44:54Speaker 2: Ah yeah ah, he's here's a cruise away. He's on
- 44:59Speaker 2: his way to the world title. And of course David
- 45:00Speaker 2: Yuka is our hot shot boxer at the moment, hot
- 45:04Speaker 2: and more ways than one, am I right, fellas, Yes,
- 45:06Speaker 2: beautiful he is.
- 45:08Speaker 4: That's not why I'm going to it. But yeah, let's
- 45:11Speaker 4: be honest. It's not mince words. He's a good looking man.
- 45:14Speaker 4: You were saying that you were hoping some sweet was
- 45:16Speaker 4: going to land on you. Yeah, that's that's cool man.
- 45:20Speaker 2: It's happening down at the Via Ducks Event Center Via
- 45:24Speaker 2: Ducks Ducks.
- 45:26Speaker 5: Yeah, you got to go via the Ducks, that's right.
- 45:29Speaker 5: And there are some ducks down there as well.
- 45:32Speaker 2: That's right. Oh sorry, it's not Via Ducks. It's the
- 45:36Speaker 2: Via duct Event Center.
- 45:37Speaker 5: That's I've never been there. I didn't even know there
- 45:40Speaker 5: was one.
- 45:40Speaker 2: Yeah, neither. I'll tell you what though. It's looking good
- 45:43Speaker 2: the photos I've seen. Yeah, I've already started setting it up.
- 45:47Speaker 2: It's next Friday, I believe the fourteenth, sorry, Friday, Saturday,
- 45:51Speaker 2: the fourteenth of Saturday, Saturday, is it. It's presented by
- 45:56Speaker 2: banooka doctor. It's going to be one how of a fight.
- 45:58Speaker 2: If you want to watch it online, it is on
- 46:00Speaker 2: design dot com, which is about d a z in
- 46:03Speaker 2: dot com. However, we've got a Backbone Table and we
- 46:07Speaker 2: would like you and a mate to join us. If
- 46:09Speaker 2: you're keen, text fight to three four eight three. We'll
- 46:12Speaker 2: send you a link to enter there. And if you're
- 46:13Speaker 2: at the Backbone table, you set with Jason Mike. I'm away,
- 46:17Speaker 2: but you get free food, you get free drinks. You
- 46:18Speaker 2: have to put a suit on as well as the formal.
- 46:21Speaker 2: It's the proper way to watch a fight. I've done
- 46:23Speaker 2: it about four times now and it's been excellent every
- 46:25Speaker 2: single time.
- 46:26Speaker 4: I'm quite looking forward to suiting up. Actually, mate, you're
- 46:28Speaker 4: a suit on for a while. You're not gonna wear
- 46:30Speaker 4: a tie?
- 46:30Speaker 5: There?
- 46:30Speaker 3: Are you gonna wear a tie?
- 46:32Speaker 5: Um?
- 46:33Speaker 4: You know?
- 46:33Speaker 5: I probably will?
- 46:34Speaker 3: Okay, I probably will.
- 46:35Speaker 5: I might as well? Why not?
- 46:36Speaker 4: Sure?
- 46:37Speaker 5: I don't often get the chance, do you. No, it's
- 46:39Speaker 5: an a suit, so you know, a bung a old
- 46:41Speaker 5: tie there. Question?
- 46:42Speaker 2: Will we see.
- 46:46Speaker 5: Cool head Mogi? No, we won't.
- 46:48Speaker 1: Ah The Hurdiky Big Show week days from four on
- 46:54Speaker 1: Radio Hodaki.
- 47:03Speaker 4: Well, there you go, your mad bastards. That's your Tuesday show,
- 47:07Speaker 4: done and dusted. Your planing tonight, Maggie.
- 47:09Speaker 5: I'll probably go home. Yes, I'll probably have a little
- 47:13Speaker 5: bit of something to eat my watch some more bad monkey. Yeah,
- 47:16Speaker 5: and that'll be about the extent of it. I reckon good. Yeah, yeah,
- 47:19Speaker 5: looking forward to it.
- 47:21Speaker 4: Be.
- 47:22Speaker 5: Will you do some invoicing? I will be doing some work, keezy.
- 47:24Speaker 5: I just don't like to mention that. But every night
- 47:26Speaker 5: I go home and I work and about it, and
- 47:29Speaker 5: then then I have dreams about It's pretty.
- 47:30Speaker 3: Good, isn't Isn't bed great?
- 47:32Speaker 4: Though?
- 47:32Speaker 3: Do you get in bed and go, oh, how good?
- 47:34Speaker 5: I do get in bed and go, oh, how good?
- 47:36Speaker 3: Yes?
- 47:36Speaker 5: Am I and I have my electric blanky on still
- 47:40Speaker 5: got that?
- 47:41Speaker 4: You're still running?
- 47:42Speaker 5: That is a treat that see. Now. We discussed last
- 47:45Speaker 5: night that the blanket had been the double blanket had
- 47:46Speaker 5: been taken off the beard with no consultation from my wife.
- 47:50Speaker 5: She just took it off last night. I'm in bed,
- 47:51Speaker 5: I'm cold, waking up in the middle of the night.
- 47:54Speaker 5: But she's fast asleep, So yeah to a happy wife.
- 47:58Speaker 5: Been quiet while you were cold though, yeah?
- 48:00Speaker 4: Shivering in that yeah, Sucking on your water on the
- 48:03Speaker 4: side there and doing big powerful streams of urine on
- 48:07Speaker 4: the toilet, the general vicinities. What are you up too,
- 48:12Speaker 4: kesy tonight?
- 48:14Speaker 2: I'll be having to tonight. I'm having dinner with my wife.
- 48:17Speaker 2: I believe we're having a pork salad. Do you ever
- 48:19Speaker 2: think to yourself, man, where do we bother? Specifically you?
- 48:26Speaker 2: But god, we did the same thing every night, don't we?
- 48:29Speaker 5: Yeah, pork pork belly.
- 48:33Speaker 3: Okay, that's all right. I had a great pork belly
- 48:35Speaker 3: the other night.
- 48:35Speaker 5: But a green salad. Good on you.
- 48:39Speaker 2: And then she'll got a bit early, and then I'll
- 48:41Speaker 2: probably start for a bit and play play session cool.
- 48:45Speaker 5: What are you gonna do? Jays?
- 48:47Speaker 4: You know, I'll probably go home and have dinner with
- 48:50Speaker 4: beef cheeks tonight. By the way, just incidentally, um, and
- 48:56Speaker 4: reflect on my little cat, maybe make sure my daughters
- 48:59Speaker 4: are all and probably go to the gym and dore,
- 49:02Speaker 4: come back into a protein shape, go to bed and
- 49:05Speaker 4: wake up again, make love, probably read a little bit,
- 49:08Speaker 4: and then go back to sleep again.
- 49:09Speaker 2: So I love how you started with an earnest thing
- 49:11Speaker 2: about what you're actually doing and then straight away into
- 49:14Speaker 2: making love and go to the gym.
- 49:15Speaker 5: So we know the things that aren't happening. Yeah, yeah, okay.
- 49:18Speaker 2: But if you enjoyed the show today seven thirty tonight,
- 49:21Speaker 2: two podcasts come out an outro which is Blunder's content
- 49:24Speaker 2: and a best of the show, so check him out.
- 49:26Speaker 4: Goods up, yeap.