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“Four Dozen Later” · UNFIT FOR RADIO with JAYKERS

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SPEAKER_05: Ray, Ray, Ray.
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SPEAKER_05: You were a teacher.
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SPEAKER_05: Do you remember those glue sticks they used to use up in them schools sometimes?
0:09
SPEAKER_05: Well, yeah, of course I do.
0:10
SPEAKER_05: We use them all the time.
0:11
SPEAKER_05: Why?
0:12
SPEAKER_05: Well, you know, we got a busy household and everything, kids.
0:16
SPEAKER_05: So uh we got a few of those laying around.
0:19
SPEAKER_05: Anyway, uh, my wife asked me to hand her the chapstick, and it was dark.
0:25
SPEAKER_05: And I accidentally gave her the blue stick instead.
0:30
SPEAKER_05: Well, now that's a sticky situation.
0:34
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
0:35
SPEAKER_05: And uh, she doesn't believe it was an accident either.
0:38
SPEAKER_05: Apparently she still isn't speaking to me yet.
0:41
SPEAKER_05: Of course not.
0:41
SPEAKER_05: Her lips are sealed! Dang, you're smart! I never thought of that.
0:47
SPEAKER_05: But uh, hey.
0:49
SPEAKER_05: You know what they say.
0:49
SPEAKER_05: The show must go on.
0:51
SPEAKER_05: So uh let's get back to this episode and uh I'll have my assistant help me undo all that.
0:59
SPEAKER_05: Welcome to Unfit for Radio with Jakers.
1:03
SPEAKER_05: That famous weirdo who everyone seems to love is me.
1:08
SPEAKER_05: And we got another good one for you.
1:10
SPEAKER_05: But first, you know him as the senior star of UFR.
1:15
SPEAKER_05: Please welcome Ray to the show.
1:19
SPEAKER_06: Thank you, Jakers.
1:20
SPEAKER_06: I am Ray, the golden dust on the mic.
1:23
SPEAKER_06: I am old and gray, and like dirt, I'm here to stay.
1:28
SPEAKER_06: But anyway, yeah, I am Ray, and this is my favorite show, and not just because I'm on it either.
1:34
SPEAKER_06: I am kind of fan a fanny.
1:36
SPEAKER_06: What am I- Wait, fan fanny?
1:41
SPEAKER_06: You can take that two different ways.
1:42
SPEAKER_06: Oh, you can take that a couple of ways.
1:44
SPEAKER_05: You're a big fanny, you know.
1:46
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, thank you.
1:46
SPEAKER_05: Oh, brother.
1:47
SPEAKER_05: You're always extra ready.
1:49
SPEAKER_05: I guess that's why people love you.
1:51
SPEAKER_05: And uh also here hanging out with us is another member of the UFR family known as Stephanie.
1:59
SPEAKER_05: She's my wife.
2:00
SPEAKER_05: Said that a hundred times.
2:02
SPEAKER_05: I don't know why.
2:02
SPEAKER_05: I'm still trying to prove something, but uh, I love her and welcome to the show, Stephanie.
2:07
SPEAKER_05: You guys are nuts.
2:10
SPEAKER_01: That's why I love to be here, though.
2:12
SPEAKER_01: I can't wait for all the fun that we're gonna get into.
2:15
SPEAKER_01: And I'll I just, you know, I can't wait.
2:18
SPEAKER_01: But I did bring a few things myself.
2:21
SPEAKER_06: Oh, brother.
2:22
SPEAKER_04: Let's do it.
2:23
SPEAKER_04: Do it, do it, do it, do it.
2:24
SPEAKER_06: We've got jokes, stories, and all the unfit for radio classic entertainment you've come to love and depend on from us.
2:32
SPEAKER_06: We have Rayfax, along with some dumb things people do, and much more.
2:37
SPEAKER_06: Plus, Jaker's brought his jokes and stories with him, and Stephanie, well, she's always surprising us with something, so welcome to the four dozen later.
2:47
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, uh, let's do it.
2:49
SPEAKER_05: Let's go.
2:52
SPEAKER_06: Well, folks, I was out shopping the other day and I saw a man with the t-shirt, and I it was so good I had to stop him right there in the aisle and write down what it said.
3:05
SPEAKER_05: Oh boy, really.
3:06
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
3:07
SPEAKER_05: Were you like stalking him, following him around with the floor?
3:09
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, for a while, for a while too because it was too long for me to remember.
3:12
SPEAKER_05: But you know, if you just had a smartphone, you could just take a picture of it.
3:15
SPEAKER_05: Take a picture of it.
3:16
SPEAKER_05: I know.
3:17
SPEAKER_05: I know.
3:18
SPEAKER_06: Oh, well, maybe one day.
3:19
SPEAKER_06: One day.
3:20
SPEAKER_06: Okay, here's what the t-shirt said.
3:22
SPEAKER_06: Let's hear it.
3:23
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
3:24
SPEAKER_06: It said ten years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash.
3:30
SPEAKER_05: Oh boy, I know where this is going.
3:31
SPEAKER_06: Now we have no jobs, no hope, and no cash.
3:34
SPEAKER_06: Please, God, don't let Kevin Bacon die.
3:38
SPEAKER_06: Or we wouldn't have any bacon.
3:41
SPEAKER_06: Six degrees of Kevin Bacon.
3:43
SPEAKER_03: I haven't heard the Kevin Bacon part.
3:44
SPEAKER_03: That was pretty cool.
3:45
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's good.
3:46
SPEAKER_06: I yeah, that was good.
3:47
SPEAKER_06: Do you know that a Chinaman known as Chow Ling invented the zero?
3:52
SPEAKER_06: Huh?
3:52
SPEAKER_06: But then he found out it was off or not.
3:59
SPEAKER_06: That's pretty funny.
4:00
SPEAKER_06: Hey, I got another one.
4:01
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah?
4:02
SPEAKER_06: Let's do it.
4:03
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
4:03
SPEAKER_06: You'll like this one.
4:04
SPEAKER_06: I hope so.
4:05
SPEAKER_06: The Chinese man who invented the zoom lens has passed away.
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SPEAKER_06: Rest in peace, zoom in.
4:14
SPEAKER_06: What was the funny part?
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SPEAKER_06: That was it.
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SPEAKER_06: The Chinese man who invented the zoom lens has passed away.
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SPEAKER_06: Rest in peace, zoom in.
4:24
SPEAKER_04: Rest in peace, zoom in.
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SPEAKER_06: His name is Zoom In, and it's a zoom lens, so zoom in.
4:30
SPEAKER_04: Oh my gosh.
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SPEAKER_06: If I have to explain it, then it's not funny.
4:35
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
4:36
SPEAKER_02: Obviously.
4:37
SPEAKER_02: But that's okay.
4:38
SPEAKER_06: Sorry, I thought it was, I thought it was funny.
4:40
SPEAKER_06: Okay, I got another one.
4:41
SPEAKER_06: This one's okay.
4:41
SPEAKER_06: This one's better.
4:42
SPEAKER_06: All right.
4:43
SPEAKER_06: Where do cords and plugs go shopping?
4:45
SPEAKER_06: Where?
4:46
SPEAKER_06: The outlet mall.
4:48
SPEAKER_05: That's that's cool.
4:49
SPEAKER_06: Oh, oh, here's here's one something to think about.
4:51
SPEAKER_06: You know, because okay, because you uh we can't just tell Joe's.
4:55
SPEAKER_06: We gotta have some deep thoughts on this one.
4:58
SPEAKER_06: Do you know that if you buy a bigger bed, you have more bedroom but less bedroom?
5:06
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that is true.
5:08
SPEAKER_06: And I never thought of that.
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SPEAKER_06: I thought that was great.
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah, more bedroom, but less bedroom.
5:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
5:15
SPEAKER_01: Oh boy.
5:16
SPEAKER_05: What do you call an indecisive potato?
5:20
SPEAKER_06: Indecisive potato, sometimes French fry.
5:23
SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_05: Uh has a tater.
5:28
SPEAKER_06: Oh, that's cute.
5:29
SPEAKER_05: I like the word tater.
5:33
SPEAKER_05: Do you know why your nose cannot be 12 inches long?
5:38
SPEAKER_01: Why?
5:39
SPEAKER_05: Why?
5:41
SPEAKER_05: Well, because duh.
5:42
SPEAKER_05: Then it'd be a foot.
5:47
SPEAKER_06: That's good.
5:49
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
5:49
SPEAKER_06: You like the body part ones, don't you?
5:51
SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah.
5:52
SPEAKER_06: Hey Ray.
5:53
SPEAKER_06: What?
5:53
SPEAKER_06: What do you call a fake noodle?
5:55
SPEAKER_06: A fake noodle.
5:59
SPEAKER_06: I don't remember.
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SPEAKER_06: Pretend.
6:00
SPEAKER_06: I I don't know.
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SPEAKER_06: An imposta.
6:02
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I didn't remember that one.
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SPEAKER_06: Did oh, here's another thought.
6:08
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
6:08
SPEAKER_06: I I like all these deep thoughts.
6:10
SPEAKER_06: I hope it's deep this time.
6:12
SPEAKER_06: Did you know that you can never buy an unused mirror?
6:17
SPEAKER_06: Because it's always been looked in.
6:20
SPEAKER_06: It's always been used.
6:21
SPEAKER_05: That's very interesting.
6:22
SPEAKER_06: Huh.
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SPEAKER_06: Mirrors are never brand new.
6:24
SPEAKER_06: I never thought of that.
6:26
SPEAKER_05: That's very interesting.
6:27
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's what I thought.
6:29
SPEAKER_05: Do you know uh do you know uh what kind of music is forbidden to listen to on a hot air balloon ride?
6:35
SPEAKER_05: Hot air balloon ride.
6:36
SPEAKER_06: Um no, I don't.
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SPEAKER_05: Pop music.
6:42
SPEAKER_06: Oh, that's good.
6:44
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_06: Although I don't think it would actually pop if you listen to it, but that's great.
6:48
SPEAKER_06: I like it.
6:49
SPEAKER_06: Don't stop till you get enough.
6:51
SPEAKER_06: Oh boy.
6:52
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I got one here.
6:54
SPEAKER_06: I went to see my doctor this week.
6:57
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
6:57
SPEAKER_06: And he told me some things.
6:59
SPEAKER_01: Uh oh.
7:00
SPEAKER_06: Are you ready for this?
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SPEAKER_06: Yes.
7:03
SPEAKER_06: The doctor said that I needed to lower my sugar, so I moved it down a shelf in the pantry.
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SPEAKER_06: He also said I need to watch what I eat, so now I eat standing up in front of the bathroom mirror.
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SPEAKER_06: Then he said I needed to eat more green, so I bought a bag of green MMs.
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SPEAKER_02: I like that.
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah, well, I was just doing what he said, so I didn't, I thought that was pretty good.
7:27
SPEAKER_06: Do you know how the barber?
7:29
SPEAKER_05: You know how the barber won the race?
7:32
SPEAKER_05: The barber won the water.
7:33
SPEAKER_05: How the barber won the race?
7:34
SPEAKER_05: The race.
7:35
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
7:35
SPEAKER_05: Do you know how the barber won the race?
7:39
SPEAKER_06: How?
7:40
SPEAKER_06: No.
7:41
SPEAKER_06: He knew a shortcut.
7:43
SPEAKER_06: Uh uh.
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SPEAKER_06: But he cheated.
7:46
SPEAKER_06: That was that was a cheating way.
7:48
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I got one here.
7:49
SPEAKER_06: Remember we just talked about um Kevin Bacon?
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
7:53
SPEAKER_06: What did the pig say when it was out in the hot August sun?
7:57
SPEAKER_05: What did the pig say when he was out?
7:59
SPEAKER_05: Um, I don't know, it's hot.
8:01
SPEAKER_06: I'm Bacon.
8:03
SPEAKER_06: Oh my goodness.
8:04
SPEAKER_06: I thought that was funny.
8:06
SPEAKER_06: I had not heard that one before.
8:07
SPEAKER_04: That joke was sizzling.
8:08
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I got one here.
8:09
SPEAKER_06: Did you know that if Venetian blinds had never been invented, it would be curtains for all of us?
8:18
SPEAKER_06: I don't know where I get these things.
8:21
SPEAKER_06: What?
8:22
SPEAKER_06: I don't know where I get these things, and they're so funny I have to laugh at them myself.
8:26
SPEAKER_04: No, I thought you were gonna say something.
8:27
SPEAKER_06: No.
8:28
SPEAKER_05: A lot of people told Beethoven that he can never be a great musician because he was deaf.
8:35
SPEAKER_05: But guess what?
8:36
SPEAKER_05: What?
8:37
SPEAKER_05: He didn't listen.
8:39
SPEAKER_06: Of course not.
8:43
SPEAKER_06: What's the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke?
8:47
SPEAKER_06: What?
8:48
SPEAKER_06: One letter.
8:52
SPEAKER_06: They're almost the same, aren't they?
8:54
SPEAKER_05: What's the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?
8:58
SPEAKER_06: Um I don't know, close shave?
9:02
SPEAKER_03: Two weeks.
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, you're right.
9:08
SPEAKER_06: That's pretty good.
9:10
SPEAKER_06: Which state gives you the smallest beverages?
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SPEAKER_01: Which one?
9:14
SPEAKER_06: I know this one.
9:14
SPEAKER_06: I know this one.
9:15
SPEAKER_06: I was saying it.
9:16
SPEAKER_06: Okay, say it.
9:17
SPEAKER_05: You don't know, Stephanie?
9:18
SPEAKER_05: I'm giving it a chance.
9:19
SPEAKER_01: Which state gives you the smallest beverages?
9:21
SPEAKER_04: Beverages, yeah.
9:22
SPEAKER_01: What?
9:22
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
9:23
SPEAKER_01: It's mini soda.
9:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
9:27
SPEAKER_01: I'm laughing more because of your enthusiasm for this one.
9:30
SPEAKER_04: Because I thought it was an original joke.
9:32
SPEAKER_04: I've been telling this one for years.
9:33
SPEAKER_04: That's where you get those little mini sodas.
9:36
SPEAKER_06: Oh, here's a true story.
9:39
SPEAKER_06: Oh boy, true story.
9:40
SPEAKER_06: Supposed to be a true story.
9:41
SPEAKER_06: Fact checkers.
9:43
SPEAKER_06: A popular airline recently introduced a special half-rate fare for wives who accompany their husbands on business trips.
9:51
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
9:53
SPEAKER_06: Expecting great feedback, the company sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates asking how they enjoyed their trip.
10:02
SPEAKER_05: Oh, brother.
10:02
SPEAKER_06: Letters are still pouring in asking, what trip?
10:08
SPEAKER_06: I'm not going to explain.
10:10
SPEAKER_06: I think somebody's in trouble.
10:13
SPEAKER_05: A new study shows that you're not supposed to use your right hand to brush your teeth.
10:18
SPEAKER_05: You're not supposed to use your right hand.
10:19
SPEAKER_05: You use your left hand?
10:20
SPEAKER_05: Why?
10:21
SPEAKER_05: No, you're supposed to use your toothbrush.
10:24
SPEAKER_05: Oh.
10:26
SPEAKER_05: Oh.
10:28
SPEAKER_05: My friend Tony said his name backwards don't make sense.
10:33
SPEAKER_05: Why not?
10:34
SPEAKER_05: I said, why not?
10:35
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, why not?
10:37
SPEAKER_06: You got that one.
10:38
SPEAKER_06: I got that one.
10:39
SPEAKER_06: That was funny.
10:40
SPEAKER_06: Because I'm good at reading things backwards.
10:44
SPEAKER_06: Why did the old guy fall down the well?
10:47
SPEAKER_06: The old guy fell down the well?
10:49
SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
10:49
SPEAKER_06: That sounds like something I would do.
10:51
SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
10:52
SPEAKER_06: Why?
10:53
SPEAKER_04: Because he couldn't see that well.
10:56
SPEAKER_06: No, he couldn't see that.
10:58
SPEAKER_06: Ha ha ha ha.
10:59
SPEAKER_06: So, Ray, why did Linda lock you out of the house the other day?
11:04
SPEAKER_06: Oh, she heard me on the phone with my uncle talking about running some errands.
11:08
SPEAKER_06: So what'd you guys do?
11:11
SPEAKER_06: What kind of errands were these?
11:12
SPEAKER_06: Well, Uncle Steve went to get a used car, and I went to the store to get a tool to scrape paint off of furniture.
11:19
SPEAKER_06: And what's wrong with that?
11:21
SPEAKER_06: Well, all Linda heard was, you go get the escort and I'll get the stripper and we'll meet up at your place.
11:29
SPEAKER_06: Fun time.
11:30
SPEAKER_06: She misconstrued the whole conversation.
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SPEAKER_06: She heard a good time.
11:34
SPEAKER_06: That's what she heard.
11:35
SPEAKER_06: So happens when you eaves drop.
11:36
SPEAKER_05: Mm-hmm.
11:37
SPEAKER_05: We drop all the eaves.
11:39
SPEAKER_05: So Ray.
11:40
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
11:41
SPEAKER_05: You know, Asher, he he he was in that last episode.
11:44
SPEAKER_05: He uh Lil Einstein's is his favorite show.
11:47
SPEAKER_05: And uh so he wanted he out of nowhere, he just wanted to sing that uh sorry, I'm scrambling papers over here.
11:54
SPEAKER_05: He wanted to uh he wanted to uh you know sing that song in uh episode 47.
12:00
SPEAKER_05: Uh Lil Einstein's.
12:01
SPEAKER_05: That's his favorite show right now, even though it's an old show, it's it's so entertaining.
12:04
SPEAKER_05: It has like art stuff and musical stuff, and it teaches the kids some good stuff.
12:09
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
12:09
SPEAKER_05: It's an older show, but you know, the intro of the song, he loves it.
12:12
SPEAKER_05: He loves it so much.
12:14
SPEAKER_05: He sings it around the house.
12:15
SPEAKER_05: He did he didn't know if everybody knows it or not.
12:18
SPEAKER_05: So he last episode he was like, Hey, dad, you're doing a podcast?
12:23
SPEAKER_05: I want to do this.
12:24
SPEAKER_05: So I actually had him singing the whole intro in the last episode.
12:27
SPEAKER_05: Oh, that sounds cute.
12:28
SPEAKER_05: But yeah, he's getting so big and so smart, and I got a I got a little story about him.
12:32
SPEAKER_05: I was um I was doing a little play date this week with my friend, and uh I was taking him to the library because that's what me, my friend has a daughter.
12:41
SPEAKER_05: So me and him, you know, I have a son, he has a daughter, we we take our kids to the library.
12:46
SPEAKER_05: So I took my three-year-old to the library for a play date this week.
12:50
SPEAKER_05: And uh as we were walking through the parking lot, the the parking lot, you know, is is a large parking lot, so there's a lot of walking, and a short distance, you know, in front of us is a young woman.
13:03
SPEAKER_05: You know, we don't know her, but you know, she's walking in beside me and my son.
13:08
SPEAKER_05: And uh my son decided it was the perfect time to talk about his development.
13:13
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
13:15
SPEAKER_05: So Asher, he's like, Daddy, Daddy, I uh I'm getting so big, I'm getting super big.
13:22
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, Yeah, you are.
13:23
SPEAKER_05: One day, one day, Asher, you might even be bigger than daddy.
13:28
SPEAKER_05: You know, you're you're getting so big, you're getting so tall.
13:31
SPEAKER_05: And without skipping a beat, he says, Yeah, and I'll have big boobies like mommy.
13:40
SPEAKER_05: No, no, no, no, he didn't.
13:42
SPEAKER_05: He didn't.
13:43
SPEAKER_01: Glad I was not there for this.
13:44
SPEAKER_05: Oh, you died.
13:46
SPEAKER_05: I never wanted the asphalt to swallow me up whole so quickly in my entire life.
13:53
SPEAKER_05: I was turning red and blue and purple, I'm sure.
13:57
SPEAKER_06: I wonder how many people heard that.
13:59
SPEAKER_06: I would have died.
14:00
SPEAKER_05: I'm glad she was in front of us and not behind us, so she couldn't actually see what I was looking for.
14:04
SPEAKER_06: Right, right.
14:04
SPEAKER_05: But I was standing in public trying to explain to them that like boundaries, son.
14:09
SPEAKER_05: Like, well, all I all I could tell him is um we're boys, we don't have those.
14:15
SPEAKER_05: And uh Asher, we're in public.
14:18
SPEAKER_05: We probably shouldn't be talking like this.
14:20
SPEAKER_05: Not that we talk in private like this, neither.
14:22
SPEAKER_05: He just caught me off surprise.
14:24
SPEAKER_05: It was so innocent.
14:25
SPEAKER_05: It was nothing sexual, it was just something that a three-year-old boy, you know, he wants to grow up and be like mommy and daddy, and he didn't realize that there's a difference.
14:35
SPEAKER_01: On a side note, though, I've heard that uh when you were his age, you've done similar things to embarrass your parents.
14:44
SPEAKER_05: Well-oh, uh-oh.
14:46
SPEAKER_05: Well, parenting is a wild ride.
14:51
SPEAKER_06: I have a story that kind of goes along with that.
14:54
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
14:55
SPEAKER_06: I didn't know you were going to tell that story, but I've got one that's similar here.
14:58
SPEAKER_06: This goes along with my new feature that I'm going to have every episode, which is going to be called You Can't Fix Stupid.
15:09
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
15:10
SPEAKER_06: Can't fix stupid or dumb crook or what?
15:12
SPEAKER_06: No, you can't fix stupid.
15:13
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
15:14
SPEAKER_06: Dumb crook is something different.
15:16
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
15:16
SPEAKER_06: This is you can't fix stupid.
15:17
SPEAKER_06: And I've got several uh examples here.
15:20
SPEAKER_06: And um this one, it goes along with uh Asher's comment.
15:27
SPEAKER_06: I can't wait.
15:29
SPEAKER_06: A high school boy said that he had to give his friend the sex talk junior year of high school.
15:36
SPEAKER_06: He thought that you took your wife to the hospital, they put you in a room, you peed on her, and then she would become pregnant.
15:44
SPEAKER_06: What?
15:45
SPEAKER_06: What?
15:46
SPEAKER_06: Junior year of high school.
15:47
SPEAKER_06: That's what he thought.
15:48
SPEAKER_06: So, yeah, you can't fix stupid.
15:50
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you can't fix stupid, okay?
15:52
SPEAKER_06: So here's another one.
15:56
SPEAKER_06: Somebody was writing a story about the 1900s, and someone replied that the 1900s were from 1800 to 1899.
16:06
SPEAKER_06: They couldn't do math.
16:07
SPEAKER_06: They were only a hundred years off, but you know.
16:10
SPEAKER_06: Just a hundred.
16:11
SPEAKER_06: Oh.
16:11
SPEAKER_06: Now, this this is great.
16:13
SPEAKER_06: Next time you go to the fast food restaurant, think about this story.
16:17
SPEAKER_06: Here was a customer that was telling their their friend that was with them I don't want a hamburger.
16:25
SPEAKER_06: I want a cheeseburger with no cheese.
16:27
SPEAKER_06: If I wanted a hamburger, I'd order a hamburger.
16:30
SPEAKER_06: What a moron.
16:32
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
16:33
SPEAKER_06: You I told you you can't fix stupid.
16:35
SPEAKER_01: Hamburger made a ham.
16:36
SPEAKER_06: They must come from that make moron, believe it.
16:38
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
16:39
SPEAKER_06: Here's another one.
16:40
SPEAKER_06: One classmate to another.
16:42
SPEAKER_06: My house isn't that big.
16:44
SPEAKER_06: I only have six bedrooms.
16:47
SPEAKER_06: That's big.
16:48
SPEAKER_06: I know, but to think that that's not a big house, I mean, how stupid can you get?
16:55
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
16:56
SPEAKER_06: They haven't lived.
16:57
SPEAKER_06: Oh, this one's this one's even better.
17:00
SPEAKER_06: A customer at a bakery seriously thought the quarters were dollars because they say dollar on them.
17:05
SPEAKER_06: Because they say quarter dollar.
17:07
SPEAKER_01: Quarter dollar.
17:08
SPEAKER_06: So she thought those were she thought those were dollars.
17:12
SPEAKER_06: A quarter of a day.
17:14
SPEAKER_06: Never mind.
17:15
SPEAKER_06: I know.
17:15
SPEAKER_06: Isn't that something?
17:16
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I got another one here.
17:17
SPEAKER_06: This was this is worker.
17:20
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
17:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
17:22
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
17:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
17:23
SPEAKER_06: Workers took Reddit to reveal some of the bizarre moments that kept work that keep work interesting.
17:29
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
17:31
SPEAKER_06: A client called Livid.
17:33
SPEAKER_06: You guys are a terrible company that can't even build a calendar app right.
17:38
SPEAKER_06: He yelled.
17:39
SPEAKER_06: I tried to make a booking for February 30th and I couldn't even find it.
17:43
SPEAKER_06: Tell me, how do I make a booking for February 30th if the calendar only displays until February 28th?
17:50
SPEAKER_05: News flash, people.
17:52
SPEAKER_06: You don't get February 30th, even on leap year.
17:55
SPEAKER_05: Not even on leap year.
17:56
SPEAKER_05: I was getting the 29th.
17:58
SPEAKER_01: So my calendar on leap year does the leap year show?
18:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you the 29th show.
18:03
SPEAKER_05: But you never get 30 in February.
18:05
SPEAKER_05: That's funny.
18:06
SPEAKER_05: That's hilarious.
18:08
SPEAKER_01: They teach you that in school though.
18:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they should not be 30 days half September, April, June, and November.
18:14
SPEAKER_06: Probably not his school or something, or he forgot.
18:17
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
18:18
SPEAKER_06: A co-worker once asked another co-worker, don't you think you're being inconsiderate being so tall?
18:26
SPEAKER_06: It's like as if they had something to do with it.
18:29
SPEAKER_06: That's messed up.
18:30
SPEAKER_06: That is messed up, isn't it?
18:31
SPEAKER_06: That's height shaming.
18:33
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, height shaming or something.
18:35
SPEAKER_06: These are all lacking common sense.
18:37
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
18:38
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
18:38
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
18:38
SPEAKER_05: Well, common sense isn't common no more.
18:42
SPEAKER_06: No, it isn't.
18:43
SPEAKER_06: That's not true.
18:44
SPEAKER_06: No, in fact, I wrote an article once and I sent I wrote a letter to the editor.
18:47
SPEAKER_06: It was called Common Sense Isn't, and I sent it to the local newspaper, but they it didn't get printed because some other big news story came up instead.
18:55
SPEAKER_06: But anyway, so I did write about that once.
18:57
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
18:58
SPEAKER_01: What was what was uh the article about yeah?
19:01
SPEAKER_06: I I don't remember.
19:02
SPEAKER_06: That was several years ago, but it was um it was really important.
19:06
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it was important at the time.
19:10
SPEAKER_05: If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
19:17
unknown: Hey.
19:18
SPEAKER_06: I never thought of that.
19:20
SPEAKER_06: Oh, you want to true I'll tell you a true story from from when I was little.
19:24
SPEAKER_06: I only like true stories.
19:25
SPEAKER_06: I like true stories from when I was little.
19:27
SPEAKER_06: I used to think that if you would bury money and dollar bills and stuff and coins, it would grow it would grow into a money tree.
19:38
SPEAKER_06: I did.
19:38
SPEAKER_06: I used to if you got the right ingredients, it could it would grow into a money tree.
19:42
SPEAKER_01: There is an actual uh plant dollar and a colour.
19:48
SPEAKER_06: Is there what?
19:49
SPEAKER_01: There's an actual plant and it's nicknamed the money tree.
19:51
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I heard that.
19:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's called the money tree.
19:54
SPEAKER_06: Well, I didn't know that.
19:56
SPEAKER_05: Well, I have a friend who's a scuba diver.
19:59
SPEAKER_05: And he was telling me, you know, things that you know, go with scuba diving because I don't do it.
20:04
SPEAKER_05: And uh he was telling me why he falls out of the back of the boat.
20:09
SPEAKER_05: Why he falls backwards out of the boat.
20:10
SPEAKER_05: You know why, right?
20:12
SPEAKER_05: Okay, no, why?
20:13
SPEAKER_05: Because if he fell forward, he'd fall into the boat.
20:18
SPEAKER_05: Duh.
20:19
SPEAKER_05: Brother.
20:20
SPEAKER_06: I should have thought of that one.
20:22
SPEAKER_06: You know, SCUBA is an acronym?
20:24
SPEAKER_06: Yes, I do.
20:24
SPEAKER_06: For what?
20:25
SPEAKER_06: What's the acronym?
20:26
SPEAKER_06: Self-contained underwater breathing apparatus.
20:29
SPEAKER_05: Yay! Ding ding ding.
20:31
SPEAKER_05: You did.
20:32
SPEAKER_05: Self-contained underwater breathing apparatus.
20:35
SPEAKER_05: I did not know that until I was like studying my joke.
20:38
SPEAKER_05: I was like, oh.
20:39
SPEAKER_06: Oh, wow.
20:40
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, I knew that.
20:41
SPEAKER_06: I did not know that.
20:42
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I got something.
20:44
SPEAKER_06: This is something I didn't, I you know, I'm I'm big on words and I like words and things like that.
20:50
SPEAKER_06: That underground is the only word that starts with UN D and ends with UND.
20:56
SPEAKER_06: And I never knew that.
20:58
SPEAKER_06: Underground.
21:00
SPEAKER_06: It's like, oh, cool.
21:02
SPEAKER_06: I I never knew that for some reason.
21:04
SPEAKER_06: I never knew that.
21:06
SPEAKER_06: Oh, here's here's something for you to think about.
21:10
SPEAKER_06: Why do your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don't have toe tips?
21:15
SPEAKER_06: You can tiptoe, but you can't tip finger.
21:19
SPEAKER_04: Ray, I've already told you this like two episodes ago.
21:23
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
21:23
SPEAKER_06: You did?
21:24
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I did.
21:24
SPEAKER_06: Okay, erase that one.
21:26
SPEAKER_06: No, it's fine.
21:26
SPEAKER_06: We'll keep that in because it's gonna show up.
21:28
SPEAKER_06: I didn't remember that.
21:31
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, my senior moment.
21:32
SPEAKER_06: Yay! Yay!
21:34
SPEAKER_04: You need to unstall my joke, and then you're telling me.
21:36
SPEAKER_04: I didn't even know about it.
21:37
SPEAKER_04: Sorry, it was you're reminding me of my wife over here.
21:40
SPEAKER_04: I tell her something, and then two days later she tells me, Hey, did you know?
21:44
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, where did you hear this from?
21:47
SPEAKER_04: And she's like Somebody told me.
21:48
SPEAKER_04: Somebody told me the other day.
21:50
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, mm-hmm.
21:51
SPEAKER_05: Keep thinking.
21:55
SPEAKER_06: Well, okay, I guess something else about pointer fingers.
21:58
SPEAKER_06: Wait, what about your fingers?
22:00
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
22:01
SPEAKER_06: And this is true.
22:02
SPEAKER_06: And it said, can you touch your pointer finger to your pinky?
22:08
SPEAKER_06: Only 1% of people can do it.
22:09
SPEAKER_06: Look, I I can do it.
22:11
SPEAKER_06: So you're going to do it.
22:12
SPEAKER_06: Pointer to your pinky like that?
22:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
22:14
SPEAKER_06: So only how many?
22:16
SPEAKER_06: Only 1% of the people can do that.
22:17
SPEAKER_06: And I think that's a good thing.
22:18
SPEAKER_06: Well, that's a lie because we got three.
22:20
SPEAKER_06: I thought everybody could do it.
22:21
SPEAKER_06: But anyway, that's what they said.
22:22
SPEAKER_06: So I probably the people that have like an amputee can't do it.
22:26
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, well, you know, that's a whole different situation.
22:30
SPEAKER_05: My doctor told me I'm going deaf.
22:33
SPEAKER_05: That news was very hard to hear.
22:37
SPEAKER_05: Brother.
22:38
SPEAKER_04: I got an eye roll from Ray.
22:40
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
22:41
SPEAKER_04: I saw his eyes roll.
22:44
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
22:45
SPEAKER_04: I've never seen your eyes roll like that.
22:49
SPEAKER_06: Um, I got a true story here.
22:52
SPEAKER_06: Right.
22:52
SPEAKER_06: I told you.
22:53
SPEAKER_06: I only like true stories.
22:54
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
22:55
SPEAKER_05: Stop holding out on me.
22:56
SPEAKER_06: I got another true story about a true story.
23:01
SPEAKER_06: What?
23:02
SPEAKER_06: I don't know if I like these.
23:03
SPEAKER_06: Okay, let me tell you the second one first, then we'll go back and get the first one.
23:06
SPEAKER_05: Why can't we go in order?
23:07
SPEAKER_06: Well, because it's this, yeah, let's let's tell it this way.
23:11
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
23:11
SPEAKER_06: Um when I was teaching in the classroom, I would illustrate my lessons with true stories.
23:20
SPEAKER_06: Either from my personal life or from things that I knew that had really happened.
23:24
SPEAKER_01: Well, that helps, you know, people remember them.
23:26
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's what I thought.
23:28
SPEAKER_06: So one day we were talking about something, and I don't remember what it was.
23:33
SPEAKER_06: Could have been when I went to the White House.
23:35
SPEAKER_06: You know, we went to the outside, we didn't go on the inside.
23:38
SPEAKER_05: I was gonna say.
23:39
SPEAKER_06: And I had some stories to tell about that.
23:41
SPEAKER_06: But I said, um, let me tell you a true story.
23:45
SPEAKER_06: And it was if somebody had pushed a button because all at once, every single student in the whole classroom said, Oh, because and that's when I realized how many true stories I had been telling them.
24:00
SPEAKER_06: So many that they finally wore out from hearing all of my true stories.
24:04
SPEAKER_01: Oh again, yeah, again.
24:06
SPEAKER_06: But I never realized it until they all said that at the same time.
24:10
SPEAKER_06: It's like somebody somebody cute.
24:13
SPEAKER_01: This is when Asher turns around and he goes, Aww.
24:18
SPEAKER_01: Oh, really?
24:19
SPEAKER_05: You tell him things?
24:21
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, he's like, Hey, can I have a piece of that cookie?
24:24
SPEAKER_05: No.
24:25
SPEAKER_00: Aww.
24:25
SPEAKER_05: That's his new favorite thing.
24:27
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
24:27
SPEAKER_05: Like he goes away walking all, oh.
24:30
SPEAKER_05: I was like, Oh, that's cute.
24:31
SPEAKER_05: All the way, you still can't have the cookie, bro.
24:34
SPEAKER_06: Those are your kids, though.
24:36
SPEAKER_06: Well, let me tell you my other true story.
24:39
SPEAKER_06: And you say every time we have an episode, you learn something new about me.
24:43
SPEAKER_06: So that you'll learn something new about me.
24:44
SPEAKER_05: I just learned something last episode new about you.
24:47
SPEAKER_05: You and Josiah are practically in the same village.
24:49
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we're practically twins, aren't we?
24:51
SPEAKER_05: Just a couple hundred years apart.
24:53
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
24:54
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
24:56
SPEAKER_06: Uh, did you know that I lost my wedding ring in a storm?
25:01
unknown: Did you really?
25:02
SPEAKER_06: I really did.
25:03
SPEAKER_06: Really?
25:04
SPEAKER_06: Did you ever find it?
25:05
SPEAKER_06: No.
25:06
SPEAKER_06: We had to get a new one.
25:08
SPEAKER_06: But this is what happened.
25:09
SPEAKER_06: We were on vacation.
25:11
SPEAKER_06: I know it is sad.
25:12
SPEAKER_06: We were in uh Texas and uh somewhere around San Antonio, I believe.
25:21
SPEAKER_06: Anyway, we were on highway, we were on Interstate 10, and it started to rain.
25:28
SPEAKER_06: And it was raining, and it I mean, it was raining, it was just pouring down.
25:32
SPEAKER_06: We had the wipers on high, and you could still barely see out the window.
25:38
SPEAKER_06: Okay, so we were driving along.
25:40
SPEAKER_06: Linda was driving in this this particular stretch of road.
25:44
SPEAKER_05: So I'm glad you guys were safe.
25:46
SPEAKER_05: Because I know you're driving is a little bit.
25:48
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, well, what you haven't heard all the story yet.
25:50
SPEAKER_06: This is it gets better.
25:51
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
25:52
SPEAKER_06: Um, sometime before uh we went on the trip, we had our windshield replaced because it had a crack in it.
26:00
SPEAKER_06: So we we had the windshield replaced, and um we we had never had a chance to test it.
26:07
SPEAKER_06: So here we were, because it doesn't rain in Phoenix very much.
26:12
SPEAKER_01: The wipers, the wipers, right?
26:14
SPEAKER_06: So here we were driving down the freeway, and all of a sudden, water was dripping in.
26:19
SPEAKER_06: Oh, and of course, where was it dripping?
26:22
SPEAKER_06: Over the driver.
26:24
SPEAKER_06: So it was a windshield or the wiper?
26:27
SPEAKER_05: The windshield, yeah, because they didn't seal it right.
26:29
SPEAKER_06: So it wasn't sealed right, so it was dripping in.
26:32
SPEAKER_05: Okay, so I had that happen one time on I don't mean to cut you off, but real quick, on the sunroof, one time somebody replaced the sunroof and they didn't seal it down.
26:39
SPEAKER_05: So then when it rained, it got all like it was it was raining inside the car.
26:42
SPEAKER_05: But anyways, Ray, take it away.
26:44
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
26:44
SPEAKER_06: So here was Linda driving down.
26:46
SPEAKER_06: We it was hard enough to see, and then she got water dripping on her.
26:49
SPEAKER_06: So I was get picking up Kleenex and holding them up to the ceiling trying to stop the drip as much as we could.
26:57
SPEAKER_06: Running through the Kleenex.
26:59
SPEAKER_06: Okay, there's more.
27:01
SPEAKER_06: We were driving along, and we had this city and this place we were gonna go for the motel for the night.
27:08
SPEAKER_06: We didn't have reservation, but we knew where we wanted to go.
27:10
SPEAKER_06: And we were driving along, and I said, Stop, stop, stop.
27:15
SPEAKER_06: We were driving down the freeway.
27:16
SPEAKER_06: I said, Stop.
27:17
SPEAKER_06: Said, why?
27:19
SPEAKER_06: Because the underpass is flooded, and we looked, and there was a Volkswagen floating, and there was some and there was another car stuck.
27:26
SPEAKER_06: If we had gone any farther, we would have been in this water that was over the high of our car.
27:31
SPEAKER_06: So how did you just stop right on the freeway?
27:33
SPEAKER_06: Because we stopped on the freeway.
27:35
SPEAKER_05: So I said, but you gotta make sure nobody behind you slams into you.
27:37
SPEAKER_06: Right.
27:38
SPEAKER_06: Well, there wasn't much traffic, and we were, you know.
27:40
SPEAKER_06: Oh my goodness.
27:41
SPEAKER_06: So oh, it gets better.
27:43
SPEAKER_06: So we got to get off the freeway.
27:47
SPEAKER_06: Well, how do you do that?
27:48
SPEAKER_06: Because we were past the exit.
27:50
SPEAKER_05: So you got put in reverse.
27:51
SPEAKER_06: We were just a little bit past the exit.
27:53
SPEAKER_06: So I said, We got to put it in reverse and we'll take the exit.
27:58
SPEAKER_06: She said, I can't see tracking up.
28:00
SPEAKER_06: I can't do that.
28:01
SPEAKER_06: Okay, you drive the car and I'll operate the gas pedal.
28:04
SPEAKER_06: Wait, what?
28:06
SPEAKER_06: So she operated the steering wheel and was driving the car backwards.
28:11
SPEAKER_06: I was reaching over the hump on the road in the car, and I had my foot on the gas pedal.
28:16
SPEAKER_06: Why was that?
28:17
SPEAKER_06: Because she couldn't do it.
28:18
SPEAKER_06: Why not just switch seats?
28:19
SPEAKER_06: Well, we couldn't.
28:20
SPEAKER_06: It was, it was, we, it was, we couldn't get out.
28:22
SPEAKER_06: Ron was too much.
28:24
SPEAKER_06: So we just couldn't switch seats.
28:26
SPEAKER_06: So she no, no, she did this gas, she did the pedal and I did the steering wheel because she couldn't see the steering wheel.
28:32
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
28:32
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's what I can't see.
28:34
SPEAKER_04: Why are you giving her the steering wheel?
28:35
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, so I did the steering wheel and she was doing the gas.
28:38
SPEAKER_06: So I said, I said, give it a little gas.
28:40
SPEAKER_06: And I was doing the steering wheel, looking out the the back window, and we got it backed up, and we got to the exit, and we we off to the left, there was we saw a motel.
28:50
SPEAKER_06: So we went over there and found that right away.
28:53
SPEAKER_06: And do you have room for the night?
28:55
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, we got one.
28:56
SPEAKER_01: So we got in and did you know that this the I-10 runs the whole coast?
29:01
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
29:03
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
29:04
SPEAKER_05: So you got into the hotel and everything was fine the rest of the night?
29:06
SPEAKER_06: No, everything was not fine.
29:07
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
29:08
SPEAKER_06: Oh my, there's still more to the story.
29:09
SPEAKER_06: Oh, there's more to the story.
29:10
SPEAKER_06: There was.
29:11
SPEAKER_06: No, there's more to the story.
29:13
SPEAKER_06: That you were done, right?
29:14
SPEAKER_06: No, it's a dandy.
29:15
SPEAKER_06: And um we we were starving.
29:17
SPEAKER_06: It was it was time for dinner, and we were hungry.
29:20
SPEAKER_06: And and of course, the rest the the restaurant that was in the hotel had long closed.
29:29
SPEAKER_06: I mean, it I mean it was defunct.
29:31
SPEAKER_06: There was there was not one there anymore.
29:33
SPEAKER_06: No, there was not one there anymore.
29:34
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
29:37
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it was still light out, so it wasn't like late at night, but so they went bankrupt.
29:42
SPEAKER_06: And so we couldn't go there to eat, but we were starving.
29:45
SPEAKER_06: Well, where are we gonna go?
29:47
SPEAKER_06: It's pouring down rain.
29:48
SPEAKER_06: What are we gonna do?
29:50
SPEAKER_06: So we got in the car and went down the we crossed over the freeway, went down the road, and saw a little taco stand and went in, and the water in the parking lot was almost up over the over the door frame.
30:03
SPEAKER_06: I mean the the bottom of the door.
30:05
SPEAKER_06: So we we slowly drove in and we parked, and I left Linda in the car while I went out to get uh the food.
30:15
SPEAKER_05: In your rain boots?
30:16
SPEAKER_06: Well, no, I had my my sneakers on, but fortunately I had an extra pair with me.
30:21
SPEAKER_06: So I got out and it was you know halfway up my halfway up my leg, and I was walking.
30:26
SPEAKER_06: And as I as I was walking, the rain coming down and everything, and my rain was loose, and it just became off.
30:34
SPEAKER_06: And then that puddle of water, there was no way I was ever gonna find it.
30:38
SPEAKER_06: You didn't try to figure out if you guys can go back when no, no, we never uh it was my goal to go back, but I thought with all that water and the drains and everything, we'll probably never find it.
30:49
SPEAKER_06: So so um rest of the trip was without a wedding ring, and then we came home and we went back to uh service merchandise where we got these and service merchandise.
31:01
SPEAKER_05: I haven't heard that in a hot minute.
31:03
SPEAKER_06: So that's where we got it.
31:04
SPEAKER_06: We we found one and they made one just like it.
31:07
SPEAKER_06: And so that's that's my this is my replacement ring because my I lost my first one in a storm.
31:12
SPEAKER_05: My parents used to buy all kinds of jewelry at service merchandise.
31:15
SPEAKER_05: They used to buy, yeah.
31:16
SPEAKER_05: That's cool.
31:17
SPEAKER_05: I love it.
31:17
SPEAKER_06: So that's the true story that you'd never heard.
31:20
SPEAKER_05: That I like it.
31:21
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I knew I thought you would.
31:23
SPEAKER_06: It was just one of those little adventures that we had back up on the freeway.
31:31
SPEAKER_05: So I got another story you want to hear a story?
31:33
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I want to hear a story.
31:35
SPEAKER_05: So this is a story about shh getting old kind of thing.
31:38
SPEAKER_05: Oh boy.
31:38
SPEAKER_05: I don't know how many people can relate to this story.
31:41
SPEAKER_05: I mean, but we'll see.
31:42
SPEAKER_05: It it it involves two households and uh yeah, so my parents, my parents live, you know, they live about a mile down the road from my wife and I.
31:53
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
31:54
SPEAKER_05: One morning, my mom and I, you know, we came up with a plan to collaborate on a big dinner for both households that evening.
32:02
SPEAKER_05: Since I was already heading out for my routine grocery store run later that day, I offered to grab uh, you know, the ingredients that we needed for the dinner.
32:12
SPEAKER_05: And, you know, it was gonna be like 20 to it's gonna be like 15 to 20 ingredients.
32:17
SPEAKER_05: And, you know, so I I was a little unsure of exactly what I needed to get, so I called my mom and I was telling her, okay, so this is the dinner we're doing.
32:26
SPEAKER_05: Um, you're gonna, you know, you're you're cooking, okay, blah, blah, blah.
32:30
SPEAKER_05: I'll I'll go to the store for you, mom, and I'll pick up the stuff since you don't have it.
32:33
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
32:34
SPEAKER_05: She's okay, great, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
32:37
SPEAKER_05: So uh so I get to the store, and you know, I'm doing my I'm doing my regular routine.
32:45
SPEAKER_05: And uh I'm going up and down the aisles.
32:48
SPEAKER_05: I get the stuff that, you know, Steph and I need for the house.
32:50
SPEAKER_05: As I'm doing it, I got my little list on the phone.
32:53
SPEAKER_05: I I'm getting the 15 to 20 ingredients that my mom, you know, may need for the dinner tonight, and yada yada yada, like we talked earlier.
33:01
SPEAKER_05: So I get done, cart's full.
33:05
SPEAKER_05: I call my mom.
33:06
SPEAKER_05: Okay, this is the phone call right here.
33:10
SPEAKER_05: So I call my mom.
33:12
SPEAKER_05: I'm double checking the cart and make sure I hadn't missed anything.
33:15
SPEAKER_05: And uh she answers.
33:18
SPEAKER_05: And uh I'm I'm reviewing the list, and she she kind of sounds baffled.
33:23
SPEAKER_05: She's like, What huh?
33:25
SPEAKER_05: What?
33:25
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, Yeah, so I think I got everything, but uh tell me if I missed anything, and she's like, Jake, I already went to the store, I already bought everything.
33:36
SPEAKER_05: Oh no.
33:37
SPEAKER_05: I know, right?
33:38
SPEAKER_05: I told her, I was like, mom, I'm gonna go and get the stuff where you're cooking.
33:42
SPEAKER_05: You don't need to do everything.
33:43
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you were making the trip, okay.
33:45
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
33:45
SPEAKER_05: So now, after I hang up with her, I'm standing in the middle of the grocery store, I'm looking at my overflowing cart with redundant groceries, and I know I have options.
33:56
SPEAKER_05: So I could do the completely lazy way and find a find an empty shelf and unload all 20 items on that empty shelf and hope nobody's looking.
34:09
SPEAKER_05: And obviously that's not me.
34:11
SPEAKER_05: So honestly, I I I could not I could not do that.
34:14
SPEAKER_05: So I or there's option B, you know, there's another option.
34:18
SPEAKER_05: You can go up to the you can go up to the cashier and be like, oh, I'm sorry, honey, I accidentally got these 20 items that I don't actually need no more.
34:27
SPEAKER_01: Make them put it all back.
34:29
SPEAKER_05: Make them put it.
34:30
SPEAKER_05: I can't do that.
34:31
SPEAKER_05: No, you can't do that.
34:33
SPEAKER_05: So I went with the third option.
34:35
SPEAKER_05: I went back particularly, every single item, retracing every step, putting them on the shelf where I found them, trying to be a good person.
34:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's one of those guys that go all the way back to where the milk was and go put the milk back in.
34:50
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
34:51
SPEAKER_05: You can't put the milk on the shelf or put all the stuff in the see.
34:54
SPEAKER_01: Sometimes see sometimes I'll do that, but there are have been times when I'm like, okay, well, it's cold, it's going in the cold section.
35:02
SPEAKER_06: It's got to go in the cold section, right?
35:04
SPEAKER_01: Even if I can't walk all the way back to the place because I don't want it to go bad.
35:07
SPEAKER_06: Right.
35:08
SPEAKER_01: And then he'll give me the side eye and look at me like, really.
35:10
SPEAKER_05: So, you know, obviously I picked I picked the best option.
35:14
SPEAKER_05: I felt best.
35:15
SPEAKER_05: And I went and I started putting these items back on the shelves exactly where I found them.
35:20
SPEAKER_05: And, you know, to the best of my ability.
35:22
SPEAKER_05: As I'm doing so, I have thoughts.
35:25
SPEAKER_05: Because I got 15 to 20 items.
35:27
SPEAKER_05: So obviously, you don't just put milk on the shelf and you're done.
35:30
SPEAKER_05: No.
35:31
SPEAKER_05: So as I'm putting 15 to 20 items back, I'm having thoughts.
35:34
SPEAKER_05: Okay, what's your thought?
35:36
SPEAKER_05: My thoughts are these people think that these people in the grocery store, that's what I mean by these people.
35:43
SPEAKER_05: These other shoppers that I'm with probably think that either A, I can't afford these items in my cart.
35:51
SPEAKER_05: So now I'm putting these items back and I'm poor and I can't afford my groceries.
35:56
SPEAKER_05: So I'm like, Oh my gosh.
35:58
SPEAKER_05: Nobody is thinking that.
36:00
SPEAKER_05: Oh my gosh, this is so embarrassing.
36:01
SPEAKER_06: I never thought that for anybody.
36:03
SPEAKER_01: You know, embarrassing.
36:04
SPEAKER_01: You know what embarrassment is for?
36:06
SPEAKER_01: It's for you.
36:08
SPEAKER_01: Not for anybody else.
36:09
SPEAKER_01: Nobody else cares.
36:11
SPEAKER_01: I do.
36:12
SPEAKER_05: So can I get back to my story?
36:13
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I want to hear what the other option is.
36:15
SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
36:17
SPEAKER_05: Jeez.
36:18
SPEAKER_05: We already know what your option would be.
36:19
SPEAKER_05: You would have left it on the shelf and wouldn't have had a second of thought.
36:22
SPEAKER_05: That's why you don't work at the grocery store.
36:24
SPEAKER_05: I would have put it back in the cold section at least.
36:26
SPEAKER_05: Good thing your boss isn't listening to this.
36:28
SPEAKER_05: You'd probably get fired for other things.
36:30
SPEAKER_05: Anyways.
36:31
SPEAKER_05: Anyways.
36:31
SPEAKER_05: So, you know, I'm putting stuff aback in it.
36:34
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, you know, so people probably think I'm either A, poor, or B, they think that not that there's nothing wrong with being poor because I've I've I've came from humble times myself.
36:44
SPEAKER_05: I've had ups and downs in my life.
36:46
SPEAKER_05: Yes, we all.
36:46
SPEAKER_05: But it was just one of those thoughts in the grocery store.
36:48
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, man, they probably think I can't even afford my own groceries.
36:51
SPEAKER_05: Like it was, you know, a sad moment for me.
36:54
SPEAKER_05: And then I, you know, was like, well, maybe, maybe they think I'm like one of those undercover shoppers.
37:00
SPEAKER_05: And instead of me buying these items, now I'm putting them back and hoping nobody notices, and I'm gonna put them back in my cart and I'm gonna make it a whole daily.
37:06
SPEAKER_05: Oh, there we go.
37:07
SPEAKER_06: I like that one better.
37:08
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, oh my gosh, why can't I just put these items back where they go without these thoughts haunting me?
37:14
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, it was it was hard enough having the phone call from my mother that we don't actually need this stuff that I not wasted my time, but I, you know, I I inquired a bunch of time in in in doing so, and now I gotta just undo everything.
37:28
SPEAKER_05: I'm just like, Oh my goodness, this was an absurd milestone of being an adult for sure.
37:34
SPEAKER_06: Well, that is kind of a strange situation, isn't it?
37:39
SPEAKER_06: Absolute true story.
37:40
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
37:41
SPEAKER_05: What did you learn?
37:42
SPEAKER_04: I learned that maybe I should call my mom before I walk into the grocery store.
37:46
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's a good lesson.
37:48
SPEAKER_04: If we're collaborating on a dinner in the future, maybe maybe I should call the stuff.
37:54
SPEAKER_04: Do you think you really need all this?
37:56
SPEAKER_01: This is why you call me a hundred times and he says, Is there anything else you need from the store?
38:01
SPEAKER_01: I bet you you probably called me before you've even picked anything up.
38:03
SPEAKER_05: I was trying to be very responsible that day.
38:06
SPEAKER_05: Oh my gosh, it turned into an absolute show.
38:10
SPEAKER_05: That's funny.
38:11
SPEAKER_05: Well, I'm sorry about that.
38:12
SPEAKER_01: You know, I really would have thought that you were probably too you probably poor if you if you would have actually gone all the way up to the uh to the counter, had the cashier check you out, and then say, you know what, I'm gonna put all these things back.
38:23
SPEAKER_05: You know why I like to go to the grocery store?
38:26
SPEAKER_05: Why?
38:26
SPEAKER_05: Because now that I'm married, it's the only time that I can legally get checked out.
38:30
SPEAKER_05: Enjoy it.
38:32
SPEAKER_05: Enjoy it.
38:33
SPEAKER_05: Like, oh yeah, they're checking me out.
38:35
SPEAKER_05: Look at them, they're checking me out.
38:36
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, being checked out right now as we speak.
38:40
SPEAKER_05: Isn't that my wife calling?
38:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, wifey, I'm being checked out right now.
38:43
SPEAKER_01: Well, you spend your time at the grocery store, but I'll just go to the library.
38:47
SPEAKER_05: Oh, brother.
38:48
SPEAKER_05: What's with the library?
38:50
SPEAKER_01: So I can check stuff out.
38:51
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
38:52
SPEAKER_05: Oh.
38:53
SPEAKER_05: Biscuits.
38:54
SPEAKER_05: Boy, I can't.
38:58
SPEAKER_05: For those who have children, that was a bluey reference.
39:00
SPEAKER_01: Oh my goodness.
39:02
SPEAKER_01: Ah, biscuits.
39:04
SPEAKER_05: I told my wife she should start embracing her mistakes.
39:07
SPEAKER_05: You know what she did, Ray?
39:08
SPEAKER_05: What did she do?
39:09
SPEAKER_05: She immediately started hugging me.
39:11
SPEAKER_06: Oh, you were a mistake.
39:13
SPEAKER_06: How cute.
39:15
SPEAKER_06: No, you weren't.
39:16
SPEAKER_06: I know better.
39:17
SPEAKER_06: Hey, I got a story here, but I think it's more of a joke than a story.
39:21
SPEAKER_06: And once you hear it, you'll see that it's probably a joke.
39:26
SPEAKER_06: And you can tell by the first line, okay?
39:29
SPEAKER_06: A nun gets into a taxi.
39:31
SPEAKER_06: Ooh.
39:32
SPEAKER_06: She notices the driver is staring at her.
39:36
SPEAKER_06: The nun says, Is something wrong, my son?
39:39
SPEAKER_06: Driver.
39:40
SPEAKER_06: I've always had a fantasy of being kissed by a nun.
39:44
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
39:47
SPEAKER_06: The nun agrees, but only if he is single and Catholic.
39:51
SPEAKER_06: He says that he is.
39:53
SPEAKER_06: She gives him a long, passionate kiss.
39:57
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
39:59
SPEAKER_06: This driver starts crying.
40:02
SPEAKER_06: Nun says, Why are you crying?
40:04
SPEAKER_06: I lied.
40:06
SPEAKER_06: I'm married and I'm Jewish.
40:08
SPEAKER_06: But the nun said, That's okay.
40:10
SPEAKER_06: My name is Kevin, and I'm on my way to a costume party.
40:15
SPEAKER_05: They both need help.
40:18
SPEAKER_06: I think that's not a true story.
40:20
SPEAKER_06: I think that's more of a joke.
40:24
SPEAKER_06: What kind of taxi cab is this?
40:26
SPEAKER_01: That is pretty oh, it's like the love cab.
40:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
40:30
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, they have that, don't they?
40:31
SPEAKER_06: Something like that.
40:34
SPEAKER_01: They have the game show cab, too.
40:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, that one.
40:36
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
40:36
SPEAKER_01: That's funny.
40:38
SPEAKER_01: My goodness.
40:40
SPEAKER_06: I got one about doctors.
40:43
SPEAKER_05: Oh, really?
40:44
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
40:45
SPEAKER_06: Three surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
40:50
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
40:51
SPEAKER_06: The first surgeon said, electricians are the best.
40:54
SPEAKER_06: Everything inside of them is color-coded.
40:57
SPEAKER_06: Okay, because they use color-coded wires.
40:59
SPEAKER_06: The second surgeon said, no, I think librarians are, because everything inside of them is in alphabetical order.
41:07
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
41:07
SPEAKER_06: Okay, which would I think would be interesting to have open it up and have everything labeled, but that's you know, that's interesting.
41:13
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
41:13
SPEAKER_06: The third surgeon shut them both up when he said, You're both wrong.
41:18
SPEAKER_06: Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
41:21
SPEAKER_06: There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine, plus the head and the butt are interchangeable.
41:29
SPEAKER_01: I like that one.
41:30
SPEAKER_06: I thought that one was hilarious.
41:32
SPEAKER_06: I like that one too.
41:33
SPEAKER_06: True story.
41:34
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that probably is a true story.
41:37
SPEAKER_05: Oh my goodness.
41:39
SPEAKER_05: My smart car is way too smart, Ray.
41:42
SPEAKER_05: I put it in reverse, and all of a sudden it starts playing a video of an old lady getting ran over.
41:47
SPEAKER_05: It's like an action scene every time.
41:51
SPEAKER_05: It even has surrounded sound.
41:53
SPEAKER_05: You can like actually hear the lady screaming, ah, ah, ah.
41:56
SPEAKER_05: Mm-mm.
41:57
SPEAKER_05: You ran an old lady over?
41:59
SPEAKER_05: No, I didn't.
42:00
SPEAKER_05: No.
42:01
SPEAKER_05: It's just the video that plays over the video.
42:02
SPEAKER_06: That plays.
42:03
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
42:03
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you've got to smoke it.
42:04
SPEAKER_05: Every time you put it in reverse, yeah.
42:06
SPEAKER_05: It shows up on the little screen, you know.
42:08
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
42:08
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
42:09
SPEAKER_05: It starts playing a video.
42:10
SPEAKER_06: It took me a while for it to understand that one.
42:12
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
42:13
SPEAKER_06: Oh, can I tell you a true story?
42:14
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
42:15
SPEAKER_06: Again, I know another one.
42:17
SPEAKER_06: This is a sad story, though.
42:19
SPEAKER_06: This is this is a sad story.
42:20
SPEAKER_01: Am I gonna cry?
42:21
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
42:21
SPEAKER_06: You might.
42:22
SPEAKER_06: Q tears.
42:24
SPEAKER_06: This is a true story about a scream.
42:27
SPEAKER_06: You said that lady screamed when she when you backed up over.
42:30
SPEAKER_05: Allegedly, right?
42:31
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, okay.
42:32
SPEAKER_06: Allegedly.
42:32
SPEAKER_04: Okay, okay.
42:33
SPEAKER_04: I don't want nobody getting any fancy ideas.
42:36
SPEAKER_06: I was watching uh YouTube video this week.
42:41
SPEAKER_06: Oh, you you watch YouTube?
42:44
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I know how to do that.
42:45
SPEAKER_05: Do they make a silver tube?
42:46
SPEAKER_06: Oh my goodness.
42:48
SPEAKER_06: For old people?
42:49
SPEAKER_06: Well, yeah, they do.
42:50
SPEAKER_06: I I've got I got stuff from the from the from the YouTube that's uh old.
42:56
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
42:56
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
42:57
SPEAKER_06: So this is a true story, and it was sad, and I but I watched it anyway.
43:02
SPEAKER_06: Um several years ago.
43:06
SPEAKER_06: Uh and I wish I could remember the year.
43:08
SPEAKER_06: I wasn't I want to say 73 or somewhere in there.
43:12
SPEAKER_06: Um there was a new ride at Disneyland called um Matterhorn?
43:22
SPEAKER_06: No Haunted Mansion.
43:23
SPEAKER_06: No, it's the one where the room spins around.
43:25
SPEAKER_06: Um Haunted Mansion.
43:27
SPEAKER_06: No.
43:28
SPEAKER_06: I am telling a story and I can't even think of the name of it.
43:30
SPEAKER_06: Parts of the Caribbean?
43:31
SPEAKER_06: No.
43:32
SPEAKER_05: Uh you're throwing them off, let's think.
43:35
SPEAKER_06: It's the one about uh the electric thing and the and the parade and tomorrow and tomorrow land and Oh well, never mind.
43:43
SPEAKER_06: We we can we can skip this part, and I'll go back to it.
43:46
SPEAKER_06: No, now I'm curious.
43:47
SPEAKER_01: Now you have to I love D.
43:49
SPEAKER_06: Anyway, it was the one where where the the scenes take place on the stage and the people move around in the in the seats.
43:56
SPEAKER_06: The seats rotate around.
43:58
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I think
44:00
SPEAKER_06: After the this was soon after the the the thing opened.
44:04
SPEAKER_06: It had only been opened a few weeks, and uh at that time they had a host that stood at the front of the room and introduced the the show and then and welcomed the people in.
44:16
SPEAKER_06: And then uh the lights go off and the room started to spin.
44:22
SPEAKER_06: Well, suddenly people heard a scream.
44:25
SPEAKER_06: She had been caught between the moving wall and the I mean the solid wall and the moving thing, and she was crushed to death and she died.
44:34
SPEAKER_06: And it was somebody was filming at the time and they actually caught the scream live, and I heard it.
44:40
SPEAKER_06: It was it was terrible.
44:42
SPEAKER_06: Oh, it was something.
44:43
SPEAKER_05: You weren't on the ride at the time, were you?
44:45
SPEAKER_06: No, I wasn't on the ride.
44:46
SPEAKER_06: I just saw I just saw the video on YouTube.
44:49
SPEAKER_06: And then they had a whole uh page about tributes to her, and they had her name and pictures and everything.
44:54
SPEAKER_06: And that's terrible.
44:55
SPEAKER_06: So that that really happened.
44:56
SPEAKER_06: And then after that, it was closed for a few days while they rebuilt the thing and had breakaway walls and changed things.
45:02
SPEAKER_06: So where you stand, and so they fixed it.
45:05
SPEAKER_06: But um that's so sad.
45:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Disney's Carousella Progress.
45:08
SPEAKER_06: Carousella Progress.
45:09
SPEAKER_06: There it is.
45:10
SPEAKER_06: I couldn't think of it.
45:10
SPEAKER_06: It's a Tomorrowland, Magic Kingdom.
45:12
SPEAKER_06: Yep, yep, yep.
45:13
SPEAKER_06: And then it changed to America Sings Later on.
45:16
SPEAKER_06: Uh but um yeah, it started off as Carousella Progress.
45:19
SPEAKER_06: But that's that's what happened.
45:22
SPEAKER_01: No, that I don't think I've ever been there.
45:24
SPEAKER_01: I don't think I've ever been to Tomorrowland.
45:26
SPEAKER_06: Oh.
45:27
SPEAKER_06: But anyway, so that was a sad thing.
45:29
SPEAKER_06: So that's when you heard when you said Lady Scream, that reminded me of it because but that's really cool.
45:34
SPEAKER_01: Um they have like a almost like um live, like it looks like theater.
45:41
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it is.
45:42
SPEAKER_06: It's like a theater, like a stage, and then the animatronics were on stage and they they talked and moved.
45:47
SPEAKER_06: It was quite the show, and I was being a technician like I was, I was so interested in the lighting and the the scenery and everything.
45:56
SPEAKER_06: I was just enthralled by it.
45:58
SPEAKER_06: I went over it as many times as I could because it was just so fascinating to me to to see that.
46:05
SPEAKER_01: That's cool.
46:07
SPEAKER_01: So it reminds me of uh um, I think it's in Southern California.
46:12
SPEAKER_01: Every year they have this event where the the people will dress up like the paintings and stand there.
46:20
SPEAKER_01: Oh it's like live.
46:22
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, okay.
46:23
SPEAKER_01: And then you they don't look, they look like they look like the actual painting, the way that their clothes are and everything they look painted on.
46:31
SPEAKER_01: If they stand there, that you wouldn't really realize that it's not real.
46:35
SPEAKER_01: Oh wow.
46:36
SPEAKER_01: It looks like it's fake, but it's the real people, which is strange.
46:39
SPEAKER_05: Ray, so you know how we live in the desert?
46:41
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
46:42
SPEAKER_05: Well, it's been really hot this year.
46:44
SPEAKER_05: And for the first time I saw a lizard standing up on his two hind legs trying to do a little comedy skit.
46:51
SPEAKER_05: What?
46:52
SPEAKER_05: He was trying to tell comedy.
46:53
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
46:54
SPEAKER_05: You know what he was?
46:55
SPEAKER_06: What?
46:55
SPEAKER_05: He was a real stand-up chameleon.
46:57
SPEAKER_05: Oh my goodness.
46:58
SPEAKER_06: Oh, brother.
47:00
SPEAKER_06: That was good.
47:01
SPEAKER_06: That was a good one.
47:02
SPEAKER_06: I had not heard that one before.
47:05
SPEAKER_06: Hey, I got something here about old people.
47:08
SPEAKER_06: Oh.
47:08
SPEAKER_06: Well, not necessarily old people.
47:10
SPEAKER_06: Your neighbors?
47:12
SPEAKER_06: No.
47:13
SPEAKER_06: This is called this is a true group.
47:16
SPEAKER_06: It's called Dull and Duller.
47:18
SPEAKER_06: There is a group, there is a group of people, and I think they're all men.
47:23
SPEAKER_06: And um they got chapters all over the United States.
47:26
SPEAKER_06: This is a real thing.
47:28
SPEAKER_05: Oh, really?
47:28
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
47:29
SPEAKER_06: That's called the Dull Men's Club.
47:32
SPEAKER_05: I don't want to be in that.
47:33
SPEAKER_06: Oh, it's a place for dull men.
47:34
SPEAKER_06: Oh, and women who like to be around dull men to feel comfortable.
47:37
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
47:38
SPEAKER_06: Let's see.
47:38
SPEAKER_06: Their safe excitement is watching paint dry.
47:42
SPEAKER_06: Is it okay to be dull?
47:44
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
47:44
SPEAKER_06: The main purpose is to assure members it's okay to be dull.
47:48
SPEAKER_06: Is it a movement?
47:49
SPEAKER_06: No, we prefer to stay put.
47:51
SPEAKER_06: Is it a 12-step program?
47:53
SPEAKER_06: No, they only have two steps.
47:55
SPEAKER_06: We admit we are dull and we're going to keep it that way.
47:59
SPEAKER_06: I mean, it's do men have a favorite color?
48:02
SPEAKER_06: Do they have a favorite color?
48:03
SPEAKER_06: Yes, it's gray.
48:04
SPEAKER_06: Do they have a favorite flavor?
48:06
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, vanilla.
48:07
SPEAKER_05: Oh my gosh.
48:08
SPEAKER_06: Vanilla.
48:09
SPEAKER_06: The favorite book.
48:10
SPEAKER_06: You know the favorite book for a dull man?
48:13
SPEAKER_06: A dictionary, because the words are nicely arranged in order.
48:16
SPEAKER_06: Oh my.
48:18
SPEAKER_06: And what's what's their favorite activity to do?
48:20
SPEAKER_06: Nap.
48:23
SPEAKER_06: So this is this is what they this is a real group.
48:28
SPEAKER_06: Um and they've got chapters all over the United States.
48:31
SPEAKER_06: I don't know if I should join or not, but anyway, that's something that I can think about doing.
48:35
SPEAKER_05: Boring.
48:37
SPEAKER_06: Well, you know me, I don't I don't like a lot of excitement sometimes.
48:41
SPEAKER_05: So my son said, Dad, can you put my shoes on?
48:45
SPEAKER_05: I said, I don't think they're gonna fit.
48:48
SPEAKER_06: Oh no, what'd he say?
48:53
SPEAKER_05: He didn't get the joke.
48:55
SPEAKER_05: That sounds right.
48:56
SPEAKER_05: Jeez.
48:57
SPEAKER_05: My mom said one man's trash is another man's treasure.
49:01
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
49:02
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it turns out I'm adopted.
49:05
SPEAKER_06: Oh, no, that's sad.
49:07
SPEAKER_06: That's sad.
49:10
SPEAKER_01: You know, you'll always stay young if you live honestly, eat slowly, sleep sufficiently, work out industriously, worship faithfully, and lie about your age.
49:20
SPEAKER_05: This sounds like it's a tattoo or on a book or a mug or a t-shirt.
49:25
SPEAKER_05: I have a joke about teleportation.
49:28
SPEAKER_05: Oh boy.
49:28
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
49:30
SPEAKER_05: But it'll take you somewhere else.
49:34
SPEAKER_06: I wish we had that sort of.
49:36
SPEAKER_06: Teleportation.
49:37
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, wouldn't that be something?
49:38
SPEAKER_06: But as long as you don't lose anything in the process, you know, if you lose lost something, you could go up there and you know be missing a finger or something.
49:46
SPEAKER_01: Beat me up, scotty.
49:47
SPEAKER_01: Hey Ray.
49:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
49:48
SPEAKER_01: How can you tell when you're getting old?
49:51
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I tell me, because I need to know that.
49:53
SPEAKER_01: When you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.
49:57
SPEAKER_06: That has happened with them.
50:00
SPEAKER_06: No, I need to go to an antique auction.
50:03
SPEAKER_06: Oh, here's here's a question for you.
50:06
SPEAKER_06: If milk goes bad when you don't refrigerate it, why doesn't milk go bad inside a cow?
50:13
SPEAKER_06: I just ran across that this week and I thought, well, that's interesting.
50:16
SPEAKER_01: Because you only have to refrigerate it because it's been pasteurized.
50:19
SPEAKER_06: Well, inside a cow it's not pasteurized.
50:21
SPEAKER_01: I know, that's why you don't have to refrigertize it.
50:22
SPEAKER_06: No, it's under their eyes.
50:23
SPEAKER_06: It's under their eyes.
50:25
SPEAKER_06: Sorry.
50:27
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
50:28
SPEAKER_06: Okay, got another one here.
50:29
SPEAKER_06: What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
50:32
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I know this one.
50:33
SPEAKER_05: You know that one?
50:34
SPEAKER_05: Uh Stephanie.
50:35
SPEAKER_05: What?
50:36
SPEAKER_05: What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
50:39
SPEAKER_01: Uh not sure.
50:41
SPEAKER_06: One is really heavy and the other's a little lighter.
50:43
SPEAKER_06: A little lighter.
50:45
SPEAKER_05: I was gonna tell that joke.
50:46
SPEAKER_05: That's funny you said that because I had that written in the book.
50:48
SPEAKER_06: Oh, did you?
50:48
SPEAKER_06: Oh, that's funny.
50:49
SPEAKER_06: That's funny.
50:50
SPEAKER_04: I didn't know we had a I decided not to, and you decided to, so it just goes to show our differences.
50:56
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we we we do think alike.
50:58
SPEAKER_06: Um, I got something here that's kind of different.
51:01
SPEAKER_06: You know me, I'm different.
51:03
SPEAKER_06: No, no, not me, not me.
51:07
SPEAKER_06: Um it shows how out of touch I am with reality, which is true.
51:13
SPEAKER_06: I really am out of touch with reality.
51:16
SPEAKER_05: No, not you.
51:18
SPEAKER_05: I would never, ever, ever put my finger on that situation.
51:22
SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna prove it here to you, okay?
51:24
SPEAKER_06: Go ahead.
51:25
SPEAKER_06: Um, there's a TV show I'm watching on uh HGTV, and it's called Totally 90s House.
51:33
SPEAKER_06: They're remodeling.
51:34
SPEAKER_01: We saw the preview for this.
51:35
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we did.
51:36
SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
51:36
SPEAKER_06: They're remodeling a 90s, two 90s houses, and they brought back people from 90s shows to come in and do it.
51:44
SPEAKER_06: Oh boy.
51:45
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
51:46
SPEAKER_06: Now, the thing is, I don't know the people, and I don't know the shows that they were on.
51:51
SPEAKER_06: So I'm I'm gonna read the I'm gonna read you the information.
51:55
SPEAKER_06: Where were you in the 90s?
51:56
SPEAKER_06: I don't know, but I wasn't in the right place, I guess.
52:00
SPEAKER_06: The people that are on it.
52:02
SPEAKER_06: Beverly Mitchell, who was in Seventh Heaven.
52:05
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I know her.
52:06
SPEAKER_06: Brian Austin Green, who was on Beverly Hills 90210, uh-huh.
52:11
SPEAKER_06: Jody Sweeton, who was in Full House.
52:13
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
52:13
SPEAKER_01: She was Stephanie.
52:14
SPEAKER_06: Now this one I know.
52:16
SPEAKER_06: Matthew Lawrence was on Brotherly Love and Boy Meets World.
52:19
SPEAKER_06: I do know him.
52:21
SPEAKER_06: This is Joey Lawrence's brother.
52:22
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, Melissa Joan Hart was on Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
52:25
SPEAKER_06: Yep, yep.
52:26
SPEAKER_06: Keisha Knight Pullium.
52:27
SPEAKER_06: I know her because she was Rudy on the Cosby show.
52:30
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
52:31
SPEAKER_06: And the host is Jaleel White, who was Urkel on Family Matters.
52:34
SPEAKER_01: But did I do that?
52:38
SPEAKER_06: No.
52:39
SPEAKER_06: I did I did watch Cosby and I did watch Brotherly Love.
52:43
SPEAKER_01: You did never seen Family Matters?
52:45
SPEAKER_06: No.
52:45
SPEAKER_06: So those are the only two shows I watched.
52:47
SPEAKER_06: I don't know these other people, never heard of them.
52:50
SPEAKER_06: And I didn't, I've heard of the shows, but I never watched them.
52:53
SPEAKER_06: So that's how out of touch I am.
52:54
SPEAKER_06: All those people and all those shows, and I didn't So did you like the 90s, the 90s show?
53:00
SPEAKER_06: So far, so far, yeah.
53:01
SPEAKER_06: I uh yeah, they're working on it.
53:03
SPEAKER_06: They just finished the uh the kitchen, and then uh next week they're gonna do another room.
53:08
SPEAKER_05: We're gonna have to watch that.
53:09
SPEAKER_05: So you're this old, and we're just now finding out that you got a lot more living to do because you don't know nothing.
53:14
SPEAKER_06: Because I don't know nothing.
53:15
SPEAKER_06: You skipped the 90s, apparently.
53:17
SPEAKER_05: I skipped all that back in your time machine and revisit the 90s, right?
53:21
SPEAKER_06: I know.
53:21
SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna have to figure out how to do that.
53:23
SPEAKER_05: Oh my goodness.
53:24
SPEAKER_06: Wait, we hadn't talked about the time machine once.
53:26
SPEAKER_06: Didn't I have one?
53:27
SPEAKER_05: You have a time machine.
53:28
SPEAKER_05: You got in your is it a hot tub?
53:31
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I gotta see that movie.
53:33
SPEAKER_06: If I maybe I did see that.
53:34
SPEAKER_04: I would like to see Ray see that movie.
53:36
SPEAKER_04: Maybe I saw that movie.
53:38
SPEAKER_04: I can't remember.
53:38
SPEAKER_04: I don't want to see the movie.
53:39
SPEAKER_04: I want to see Ray see that movie.
53:43
SPEAKER_01: Well, just videotape him to see all his reactions.
53:46
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I got how I document the whole thing.
53:48
SPEAKER_06: Is that a is that a strange movie?
53:51
SPEAKER_06: No, not at all.
53:53
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it is.
53:54
SPEAKER_06: It must be.
53:55
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
53:55
SPEAKER_05: Not at all.
53:56
SPEAKER_05: We've done movie reviews before.
53:58
SPEAKER_05: We should do this.
53:58
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, right.
54:00
SPEAKER_05: We didn't do a very good job for our last review.
54:02
SPEAKER_05: No, we didn't.
54:02
SPEAKER_06: No, we got to do better now.
54:04
SPEAKER_05: But I think we could do a better one.
54:05
SPEAKER_05: Last one we reviewed was Cool Runnings.
54:08
SPEAKER_05: Cool Runnings was a good movie.
54:10
SPEAKER_05: We also got into another movie that we didn't touch after that, but the movie that we were watching after that was better than the first not better, but it was interesting because I had never seen it before.
54:20
SPEAKER_05: It was um based on a true story, and it was that guy who was coaching the high school team.
54:27
unknown: Oh my gosh.
54:28
SPEAKER_05: What was his name?
54:29
SPEAKER_05: Kevin uh Kevin Costner.
54:31
SPEAKER_05: Kevin Costner, he's in that movie.
54:32
SPEAKER_01: The bodyguard.
54:33
SPEAKER_05: No, not that movie.
54:34
SPEAKER_01: No, but he is in the bodyguard.
54:35
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
54:39
SPEAKER_05: Not that movie.
54:40
SPEAKER_05: The other movie.
54:41
SPEAKER_05: He's in what is that called?
54:44
SPEAKER_05: It's like Oh, the one with all the kids running?
54:46
SPEAKER_01: Yes, like in California.
54:48
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, we saw that one, but I don't remember.
54:51
SPEAKER_01: Sorry, I gotta what do they call those things?
54:53
SPEAKER_01: Brain farts.
54:54
unknown: Ew.
54:54
SPEAKER_06: I don't remember the name.
54:55
SPEAKER_01: I hope it doesn't smell.
54:58
SPEAKER_01: Oh, now I'm gonna have to look this up.
55:01
SPEAKER_01: I love Kevin Costner.
55:03
SPEAKER_01: He's such a great um, he's one of my favorite actors.
55:06
SPEAKER_01: McFarlane, because that's where the state, the city that they were in.
55:08
SPEAKER_01: Oh McFarlane, McFarlane.
55:10
SPEAKER_01: McFarlane, USA.
55:11
SPEAKER_01: I never would have read the True Story.
55:13
SPEAKER_06: That was a really good movie.
55:15
SPEAKER_06: It was a good movie.
55:16
SPEAKER_06: I like that one.
55:16
SPEAKER_05: True stories are my favorite movies.
55:19
SPEAKER_05: Ray Ray and I, I think both saw that for the first time together.
55:21
SPEAKER_05: I had never seen that movie.
55:22
SPEAKER_05: I've never seen it, never heard of it.
55:23
SPEAKER_05: It came on right after Cool Runnings.
55:25
SPEAKER_05: I don't know why.
55:26
SPEAKER_05: It was just in the algorithm, and it came on our TV or whatever, our programming right afterwards.
55:31
SPEAKER_05: And that was that was a good movie.
55:33
SPEAKER_05: I didn't think I was gonna, I was like, I was already done with watching Cool Runnings.
55:36
SPEAKER_05: I was like, I'm gonna get up, but then that movie started, and I'm like I got into it right away.
55:41
SPEAKER_06: I was so hooked.
55:42
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, you didn't take anything at all too.
55:44
SPEAKER_05: Really?
55:44
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, true.
55:44
SPEAKER_01: I've seen it before.
55:45
SPEAKER_01: I pretended like I just watched it again.
55:47
SPEAKER_05: True stories, I'm a sucker for true story movies and all that.
55:50
SPEAKER_01: We should do a whole episode on that.
55:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we should.
55:52
SPEAKER_05: Those are my favorite.
55:53
SPEAKER_05: I think the audience should uh chime in and and say which movies we should review, true stories, and then us review those.
55:59
SPEAKER_05: I think that would be true story.
56:02
SPEAKER_05: It had based on a true story, yeah.
56:03
SPEAKER_05: So email the show if you think that you want us to review a movie based on a true story, and uh if we get two or three of them and and and they're good ones, we might throw together a nice episode.
56:15
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
56:16
SPEAKER_05: Ray, I got hit in the head with a can of soda the other day.
56:18
SPEAKER_05: What happened?
56:20
SPEAKER_05: I I don't know.
56:21
SPEAKER_05: It was just I was at this concert, and you know, you know how things fly at the concert.
56:25
SPEAKER_05: Right.
56:25
SPEAKER_05: But luckily, it was a soft drink.
56:29
SPEAKER_06: So it didn't hurt your head.
56:31
SPEAKER_06: Oh, honestly.
56:34
SPEAKER_01: A soft drink.
56:35
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
56:37
SPEAKER_01: I have one for you, Ray.
56:38
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
56:38
SPEAKER_01: What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and then crosses back again?
56:43
SPEAKER_01: That's deep.
56:45
SPEAKER_06: Um dirty chicken, I don't know.
56:47
SPEAKER_01: A dirty double crosser.
56:49
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I was I got the dirty part right.
56:52
SPEAKER_06: That's cute.
56:53
SPEAKER_06: I'm I'm gonna tell my age here, but these are things these are things that I remember.
56:59
SPEAKER_06: Oh my goodness.
57:00
SPEAKER_06: I remember when Kmart had a cafeteria.
57:03
SPEAKER_06: Could not even any Kmart's, but I remember you could smoke everywhere.
57:08
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, which was miserable.
57:11
SPEAKER_05: Smoking or non-smoking.
57:12
SPEAKER_06: I remember when there were no recorded TV shows.
57:15
SPEAKER_06: If you didn't watch it when it was on, you missed it.
57:19
SPEAKER_06: Sucks to be you.
57:20
SPEAKER_06: I remember bubblegum cigarettes until syndication came around.
57:23
SPEAKER_06: I remember that.
57:24
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, remember those?
57:25
SPEAKER_06: We used to get them at Halloween.
57:26
SPEAKER_06: Then you can actually blow through them and it was all the sugar powder.
57:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but still.
57:32
SPEAKER_06: And my parents let us have those when we got them for Halloween, I'm which surprises.
57:36
SPEAKER_05: I just buy them from the ice cream man.
57:37
SPEAKER_05: I didn't need no approval.
57:39
SPEAKER_05: Oh my goodness.
57:40
SPEAKER_06: Cereal boxes had the best toys.
57:42
SPEAKER_06: Now they now they have nothing.
57:44
SPEAKER_05: I like the Cracker Jack box, it came with a toy.
57:46
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, I did.
57:47
SPEAKER_01: They then they come with tattoos, but I used to like the uh color changing spoon that would come in the cereal boxes because he each.
57:54
SPEAKER_06: That must have been after my time.
57:56
SPEAKER_06: After your time, yeah.
57:58
SPEAKER_06: McDonald's had 25 cent hamburgers.
58:01
SPEAKER_05: On Sundays.
58:02
SPEAKER_05: I remember they had family day or something like that too, where you can like on a Thursday you can get them for like 10 cents or something like that.
58:08
SPEAKER_01: I do remember the 25 cent hamburgers.
58:10
SPEAKER_01: We would get a cheeseburgers or whatever, we would get a bunch of them.
58:12
SPEAKER_06: I don't remember that.
58:14
SPEAKER_06: We called our friend's house and had to talk to their parents because everybody had the common phone landlines.
58:21
SPEAKER_06: We could walk home safely from anywhere.
58:24
SPEAKER_05: I don't know about safely.
58:26
SPEAKER_05: Well, we could just solve mysteries.
58:29
SPEAKER_05: They were still some serial killers back then.
58:32
SPEAKER_05: I know white vans creeping around and taxi cabs.
58:35
SPEAKER_06: It was less likely, but yes, yes, like less likely.
58:38
SPEAKER_06: And stores were closed on Sunday.
58:40
SPEAKER_06: I remember that.
58:41
SPEAKER_06: You couldn't go to some of the city.
58:44
SPEAKER_06: You know, closed on Sunday.
58:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's you might chick filet.
58:47
SPEAKER_01: Those are like the the older days or the smaller, smaller cities had a lot of that, you know?
58:53
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I remember um when Phoenix was a lot smaller growing up in Phoenix.
58:58
SPEAKER_05: I remember when there was a time when you know all all the stores it seemed like closed at like nine or ten o'clock at night.
59:05
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
59:05
SPEAKER_05: And then on the weekends you couldn't find nothing usually after five o'clock.
59:09
SPEAKER_05: Right.
59:09
SPEAKER_05: And then when we first we got our first 24-hour Walmart, it was like every I don't mean it in a bad way, but it was like the whole town became tweakers.
59:18
SPEAKER_05: It was like, oh, suddenly we need to go to Walmart at 3 a.m.
59:21
SPEAKER_05: It's like what for?
59:22
SPEAKER_05: We never needed to before, but it is convenient.
59:25
SPEAKER_05: It's just because you can because you do run out of milk at night kids and yeah, so it was a convenience thing, and yeah.
59:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but you didn't have to worry about being in in anybody's way or you know, people being in the dressing room or whatever.
59:41
SPEAKER_01: Just shopping leisurely.
59:43
SPEAKER_06: Right.
59:43
SPEAKER_06: And well, I remember back when I was single and I would go grocery shopping after work.
59:50
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, a long, long time ago.
59:51
SPEAKER_06: You're right.
59:52
SPEAKER_06: Um I I remember several times I was in shopping at Fry's and they started turning the lights off because they were closing the store, and it's like, wait a minute, wait a minute.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_01: I remember that.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_06: And I had to hurry and get out and get to the checkout.
1:00:07
SPEAKER_01: It's because they would shut off like the bakery or the meats department or whatever.
1:00:12
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, because they closed, and I could I was working full time, so I could only shop at night.
1:00:17
SPEAKER_06: And oh it was, yeah, it was bad.
1:00:20
SPEAKER_06: But anyway, so anyway.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_06: Anyway, I I I see a card here on my table.
1:00:25
SPEAKER_06: Does that mean we're gonna play a game?
1:00:26
SPEAKER_06: Are we playing I should have known that?
1:00:30
SPEAKER_06: Okay, that's fine.
1:00:30
SPEAKER_06: I should have known that.
1:00:31
SPEAKER_06: Let's see what we should have.
1:00:32
SPEAKER_06: I should have known.
1:00:43
SPEAKER_05: Who wants to go first?
1:00:44
SPEAKER_05: Ray, Steph, Jake, I think ladies first.
1:00:47
SPEAKER_05: Who has Stephanie's card?
1:00:48
SPEAKER_05: I have Stephanie's card.
1:00:49
SPEAKER_05: Well, I thought you wanted me to read first.
1:00:51
SPEAKER_05: Stephanie.
1:00:52
SPEAKER_06: I have Stephanie's card.
1:00:54
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:00:54
SPEAKER_05: Okay, and we are keeping points um on the I should have known that style of cards.
1:01:00
SPEAKER_05: What we do is there is points on the back, and the points, um, if you read through the actual game um instructions, you're supposed to like subtract the points to an initial an initial uh point that you you know, like basically you start with say 100 points, and then you're supposed to subtract all these as you go.
1:01:19
SPEAKER_05: We play it a little differently.
1:01:20
SPEAKER_05: The UFR style is all the points that you subtract, subtract, we just take those points and just add them together.
1:01:26
SPEAKER_01: That's because we're not playing that long of a game.
1:01:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:01:28
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we're just playing a short game, like playing cards.
1:01:31
SPEAKER_05: So we're just adding the cards on the back, whatever the numbers are.
1:01:34
SPEAKER_05: That's how you win the UFR way.
1:01:36
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:01:36
SPEAKER_06: Aye, Steph's card.
1:01:38
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:01:38
SPEAKER_06: I think she knows this one because she's got some um medical background here.
1:01:42
SPEAKER_01: So none of these I've looked up beforehand.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_01: I'm just no, we haven't looked at any of being truthful.
1:01:48
SPEAKER_01: I am being truthful.
1:01:50
SPEAKER_06: How many chambers is the heart divided into?
1:01:53
SPEAKER_01: Four.
1:01:54
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
1:01:55
SPEAKER_06: So she gets six points.
1:01:57
SPEAKER_01: Uh because I watch a lot of Grey's Anatomy.
1:01:59
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
1:02:00
SPEAKER_06: Oh, Gray's Anatomy, that's why.
1:02:02
SPEAKER_06: Too much.
1:02:03
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I know this one because I studied this in school.
1:02:07
SPEAKER_06: What is a supernova?
1:02:10
SPEAKER_06: Um I had that in high school.
1:02:13
SPEAKER_01: The other kind of nova, not a small nova?
1:02:17
SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
1:02:20
unknown: No.
1:02:21
SPEAKER_06: A not supernova?
1:02:22
SPEAKER_06: No, it's an exploring star.
1:02:23
SPEAKER_06: It's a regular nova?
1:02:24
SPEAKER_06: It's an exploding star.
1:02:26
SPEAKER_06: Zero.
1:02:27
SPEAKER_06: Zero.
1:02:28
SPEAKER_06: Oh, fine.
1:02:31
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I don't know if I even know this one.
1:02:33
SPEAKER_06: What is the name of the killer in the movie series Friday the 13th?
1:02:37
SPEAKER_06: Jason.
1:02:39
SPEAKER_06: Oh, good.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_06: Oh, good.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
1:02:41
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
1:02:41
SPEAKER_06: With the horror movies.
1:02:43
SPEAKER_06: Five points.
1:02:44
SPEAKER_02: Five.
1:02:45
SPEAKER_02: Woohoo!
1:02:47
SPEAKER_06: And I don't know this one.
1:02:50
SPEAKER_06: Who was the drummer of Motley Crue and father of two children with Pamela Anderson?
1:02:55
SPEAKER_01: Is that Brett Michaels?
1:02:57
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:02:58
SPEAKER_06: No.
1:02:59
SPEAKER_06: Are you serious?
1:03:00
SPEAKER_06: It's Tommy Lee.
1:03:02
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yes.
1:03:03
SPEAKER_06: That's who she meant, but she didn't say that.
1:03:07
SPEAKER_06: Six.
1:03:08
SPEAKER_06: Oh, oh, zero points.
1:03:10
SPEAKER_06: You're right.
1:03:11
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:03:11
SPEAKER_05: She has 11 points.
1:03:12
SPEAKER_05: She got six for the one, zero for two, five for three, and zero for four.
1:03:18
SPEAKER_01: Thanks for reminding me.
1:03:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, thanks for having me.
1:03:20
SPEAKER_05: I'm keeping track for the audience.
1:03:21
SPEAKER_05: Oh, for the audience.
1:03:22
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:03:23
SPEAKER_05: I'm not rubbing it in, rubber.
1:03:25
SPEAKER_05: Sure.
1:03:27
SPEAKER_05: Okay, who's next?
1:03:29
SPEAKER_05: Um, I don't know.
1:03:30
SPEAKER_05: We can we can have Ray go next.
1:03:32
SPEAKER_05: Oh boy.
1:03:33
SPEAKER_05: Go ahead.
1:03:35
SPEAKER_06: You picked out this card, Ray.
1:03:37
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:03:38
SPEAKER_06: I only know I know three of them.
1:03:40
SPEAKER_06: I think.
1:03:41
SPEAKER_06: Uh oh my god, if you know the first one.
1:03:45
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:03:46
SPEAKER_06: Maybe that's one I don't know.
1:03:47
SPEAKER_06: But anyway, go ahead.
1:03:48
SPEAKER_06: Okay, Ray.
1:03:49
SPEAKER_06: You ready for your first question?
1:03:50
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:03:52
SPEAKER_05: What is amnesia haze and white widow?
1:03:55
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:03:55
SPEAKER_05: Amnesia Haze and White Widow are strains of what plant?
1:04:00
SPEAKER_06: That's the one I didn't know.
1:04:02
SPEAKER_01: I know that one.
1:04:04
SPEAKER_06: Uh strains of white plant.
1:04:06
SPEAKER_06: I'm just gonna guess at Rose, but I don't know.
1:04:08
SPEAKER_06: Rose?
1:04:09
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:04:10
SPEAKER_03: What color?
1:04:10
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:04:11
SPEAKER_03: What color?
1:04:12
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
1:04:16
SPEAKER_01: What kind of plant gives you amnesia, Ray?
1:04:19
SPEAKER_06: No.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_06: Don't don't.
1:04:20
SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
1:04:21
SPEAKER_06: I don't know what gives you amnesia.
1:04:22
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:04:23
SPEAKER_05: You wanna know?
1:04:24
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:04:26
SPEAKER_05: Um, it's two answers.
1:04:27
SPEAKER_05: One would call it marijuana, another would call it cannabis.
1:04:31
SPEAKER_05: Oh.
1:04:32
SPEAKER_06: I well, I didn't know that.
1:04:33
SPEAKER_05: That's what I was saying.
1:04:34
SPEAKER_05: You picked out this card.
1:04:35
SPEAKER_06: I am Yeah, no.
1:04:36
SPEAKER_06: Uh that's the one answer I didn't know, but I knew the answer.
1:04:40
SPEAKER_05: Zero points.
1:04:41
SPEAKER_05: Had you got that right, you would have had five.
1:04:43
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:04:44
SPEAKER_06: Oh, sorry.
1:04:45
SPEAKER_05: Five-point question.
1:04:46
SPEAKER_05: What is Luxor, Treasure Island, the Bellagio?
1:04:49
SPEAKER_06: All examples of examples of casinos in Las Vegas.
1:04:54
SPEAKER_05: Um casinos and resorts?
1:04:58
SPEAKER_05: I'll give you that.
1:04:59
SPEAKER_05: Hotels and casinos in Las Vegas.
1:05:02
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:05:02
SPEAKER_05: Number two, you got eight points.
1:05:04
SPEAKER_06: Oh, good.
1:05:06
SPEAKER_06: Oh, goody.
1:05:07
SPEAKER_05: What does I C E mean when it is an entry in a cell phone's address book?
1:05:16
SPEAKER_06: I know that because it's on my phone and I got something in there.
1:05:19
SPEAKER_06: It's in case of emergency, who to contact.
1:05:23
SPEAKER_05: Really?
1:05:24
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:05:24
SPEAKER_05: His non-smartphone has that option.
1:05:27
SPEAKER_05: I C E.
1:05:28
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
1:05:28
SPEAKER_05: In case of emergency.
1:05:29
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I got my wife's name and number in there.
1:05:31
SPEAKER_05: I had no idea.
1:05:32
unknown: Oh, wow.
1:05:34
SPEAKER_05: All right.
1:05:35
SPEAKER_05: So last question.
1:05:36
SPEAKER_01: I'm wondering where all these questions came from because I didn't see this card, but that's because he picked for four.
1:05:40
SPEAKER_01: That's because I picked it first.
1:05:41
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, he picked this first.
1:05:43
SPEAKER_05: What is the largest island in the world?
1:05:48
SPEAKER_06: Oh dear.
1:05:49
SPEAKER_06: I thought I know this one.
1:05:52
SPEAKER_06: Um I was thinking Australia, Greenland.
1:05:56
SPEAKER_06: But I don't know if Greenland.
1:05:57
SPEAKER_06: Australia is a continent, so it's got to be Greenland.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
1:06:01
SPEAKER_06: Is that true?
1:06:02
SPEAKER_05: That's correct.
1:06:03
SPEAKER_05: You almost fumbled through that.
1:06:04
SPEAKER_05: Green.
1:06:04
SPEAKER_05: Really?
1:06:05
SPEAKER_06: Greenland for the city.
1:06:06
SPEAKER_06: I had to talk myself through that one.
1:06:07
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:06:08
SPEAKER_01: Isn't Greenland made of ice?
1:06:09
SPEAKER_05: And Iceland's made of green?
1:06:11
SPEAKER_06: Iceland's made of green, yeah, which is kind of backwards.
1:06:13
SPEAKER_01: Well, didn't they do that to confuse somebody?
1:06:15
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I think so.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_05: So Ray got zero for the first, five for the second, and six for the third, totaling 19 points.
1:06:24
SPEAKER_06: Ooh, wow, that's a lot.
1:06:27
SPEAKER_05: Wow.
1:06:28
SPEAKER_01: Well, let's see how Jaker's does.
1:06:31
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:06:32
SPEAKER_01: Number one.
1:06:33
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you picked this one.
1:06:34
SPEAKER_01: I know why you picked this one.
1:06:35
SPEAKER_01: Why did I pick this one?
1:06:37
SPEAKER_01: I'll tell you why you picked this one when I get to it.
1:06:39
SPEAKER_01: Ready?
1:06:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:06:41
SPEAKER_01: What are the colors of Italy's flag?
1:06:44
SPEAKER_01: It's the red, the white, and the green.
1:06:51
SPEAKER_02: I got that from Blue Streak because I'm a I got that from Blue Street because I'm a Federale.
1:06:56
SPEAKER_01: Yes, but the Federalis were Mexican.
1:06:59
SPEAKER_05: But Mexican and Italian have the same colors.
1:07:01
SPEAKER_05: I know.
1:07:02
SPEAKER_05: And I think like not Spain, but there's another country out there that has like the same ones.
1:07:07
SPEAKER_01: Red, white, and green.
1:07:09
SPEAKER_01: I think the colors uh, I don't know if they're in the same order.
1:07:13
SPEAKER_01: They're not in the same order.
1:07:14
SPEAKER_01: They're not in the same order.
1:07:15
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:07:15
SPEAKER_06: I don't think.
1:07:16
SPEAKER_05: Am I supposed to stay in the same order or am I just taking the no?
1:07:18
SPEAKER_01: You don't need the order.
1:07:19
SPEAKER_05: You're making me stress over here.
1:07:20
SPEAKER_05: No, no, no, no.
1:07:21
SPEAKER_01: I was just saying in comparison to each other, I think that they are different because they're in different orders.
1:07:26
SPEAKER_06: I think the whites in the middle and the red and green are reversed.
1:07:29
SPEAKER_06: Yeesh.
1:07:30
SPEAKER_01: Mexico?
1:07:32
SPEAKER_06: Mexico and and uh Italy.
1:07:34
SPEAKER_06: I think they're they're reversed, but I don't know that.
1:07:37
SPEAKER_06: We'd have to look at it.
1:07:38
SPEAKER_06: Do I have any points?
1:07:38
SPEAKER_01: Did you say red, white, and green?
1:07:40
SPEAKER_01: That's what I said.
1:07:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's what he said.
1:07:42
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you said Mexico.
1:07:43
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:07:43
SPEAKER_01: No, I know what you meant.
1:07:45
SPEAKER_01: The colors are correct.
1:07:46
SPEAKER_01: They're in a different order.
1:07:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:07:48
SPEAKER_01: They're the white, red, and green.
1:07:49
SPEAKER_01: But yes, same thing.
1:07:51
SPEAKER_01: You got uh eight points.
1:07:53
SPEAKER_05: You're scaring me over here.
1:07:55
SPEAKER_05: You're making me feel like I did something wrong.
1:07:56
SPEAKER_05: I did it right.
1:07:58
SPEAKER_05: You did do it right.
1:07:59
SPEAKER_05: Yeesh.
1:08:00
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:08:02
SPEAKER_02: Question two.
1:08:04
SPEAKER_01: In what year was John F.
1:08:06
SPEAKER_01: Kennedy John F.
1:08:07
SPEAKER_01: Kennedy's uh assassination in Dallas.
1:08:11
SPEAKER_05: Ray, and I was just talking about this on an episode recently.
1:08:14
SPEAKER_06: I remember that, but you don't.
1:08:16
SPEAKER_06: I don't remember it firsthand.
1:08:19
SPEAKER_06: No, that was before your time.
1:08:20
SPEAKER_05: But I mean, yeah.
1:08:22
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we did talk about that earlier.
1:08:23
SPEAKER_05: We did talk about this because we were talking about assassinations and which ones, and wasn't there like a total of four presidents assassinated?
1:08:29
SPEAKER_05: Something like that, yeah.
1:08:30
SPEAKER_05: There was uh Abraham Lincoln, there was John F.
1:08:34
SPEAKER_05: Kennedy, and then there was those other two with the hard names.
1:08:37
SPEAKER_05: There's the other two I can't remember.
1:08:39
SPEAKER_06: I can't remember what they are.
1:08:40
SPEAKER_05: Um 19.
1:08:42
SPEAKER_05: It was right around when one of my parents was born.
1:08:44
SPEAKER_05: It was like 1962, three, four, five.
1:08:51
SPEAKER_05: Three.
1:08:52
SPEAKER_05: You're in the neighborhood.
1:08:53
SPEAKER_05: Three?
1:08:54
SPEAKER_05: Three?
1:08:55
SPEAKER_05: Three, three, nineteen sixty-three?
1:08:57
SPEAKER_01: Yes, who was born in 1963.
1:08:59
SPEAKER_05: He was born?
1:09:00
SPEAKER_01: Who was born?
1:09:01
SPEAKER_01: That's the question.
1:09:02
SPEAKER_01: No, I'm asking you because you said this is one one or where your parents was born in 1963.
1:09:06
SPEAKER_05: Well, I think my dad's 61.
1:09:10
SPEAKER_05: My mom's I think my mom is 62, and no, my mom is 63, and then your mom is 64?
1:09:19
SPEAKER_01: Correct.
1:09:20
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, because I was like, we all of our parents are like right there.
1:09:23
SPEAKER_01: Four points.
1:09:24
SPEAKER_05: Oh, good.
1:09:25
SPEAKER_05: So uh for the audience purposes, because we're rambling on, it was 1963.
1:09:30
SPEAKER_01: That is correct.
1:09:31
SPEAKER_05: Okay, for four points.
1:09:33
SPEAKER_05: Question number three.
1:09:35
SPEAKER_05: And this is why Jake chose this card.
1:09:38
SPEAKER_05: Oh, this is why you think I chose this card?
1:09:41
SPEAKER_05: Because of this question right here.
1:09:42
SPEAKER_01: Because of this question right here.
1:09:43
SPEAKER_02: All right.
1:09:44
SPEAKER_01: So I expect you to get this one right.
1:09:46
SPEAKER_01: Expect me.
1:09:47
SPEAKER_01: I expect you.
1:09:48
SPEAKER_06: You expect me.
1:09:52
SPEAKER_06: You expect me.
1:09:53
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:09:53
SPEAKER_01: Expect me.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_01: So what does Homer sis what does Homer Simpson do for a living?
1:09:58
SPEAKER_05: Ooh, he works at the the the power, like power plant, um, safety inspector.
1:10:06
SPEAKER_05: What's that thing that what's that thing that they uh they turn power into?
1:10:10
SPEAKER_05: Uh Arizona has one.
1:10:11
SPEAKER_05: Um and it's supposed to be like controversial.
1:10:14
SPEAKER_05: Uh they they turn power nuclear?
1:10:17
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that word.
1:10:19
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:10:19
SPEAKER_05: I wanted to say nuclear.
1:10:21
SPEAKER_05: Oh.
1:10:21
SPEAKER_05: Same thing.
1:10:22
SPEAKER_05: Nuclear.
1:10:23
SPEAKER_05: You have knuckles on your fingers.
1:10:25
SPEAKER_05: Nuclear.
1:10:26
SPEAKER_05: It's nuclear power.
1:10:28
SPEAKER_05: Dope!
1:10:30
SPEAKER_01: He is a safety inspector at a nuclear power plant.
1:10:34
SPEAKER_05: With some pink donuts, and I love pink donuts.
1:10:37
SPEAKER_05: Five points.
1:10:38
SPEAKER_05: Anyone want to send me a pink donut?
1:10:40
SPEAKER_05: I'll give you the P.O.
1:10:42
SPEAKER_05: box you can send it to.
1:10:43
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:10:44
SPEAKER_03: For how many points?
1:10:45
SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry, I was too busy talking about.
1:10:46
SPEAKER_05: Pinko.
1:10:47
SPEAKER_05: Oh no, those three squad those.
1:10:49
SPEAKER_03: That's five.
1:10:50
SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
1:10:54
SPEAKER_03: You caught that?
1:10:55
SPEAKER_01: I had to count it out.
1:10:56
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I know you had to count that out.
1:10:58
SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
1:10:58
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:10:59
SPEAKER_01: All right.
1:11:00
SPEAKER_01: I don't know if you'll know this one, but you know.
1:11:03
SPEAKER_01: Five points if you do.
1:11:05
SPEAKER_01: What is the more common name for a Cuba Libre cocktail?
1:11:12
SPEAKER_05: Oh dear.
1:11:13
SPEAKER_05: Cuba Libre.
1:11:15
SPEAKER_05: My wife's Mexican, and we go to a Mexican restaurant.
1:11:17
SPEAKER_05: I think I've seen this.
1:11:19
SPEAKER_06: Cuba Libre.
1:11:21
SPEAKER_06: I've not heard of this.
1:11:22
SPEAKER_06: Libre.
1:11:23
SPEAKER_06: Libre Cuba.
1:11:24
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, free Cuba.
1:11:26
SPEAKER_01: Free Cuba.
1:11:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, free Cuba.
1:11:30
SPEAKER_01: That's funny.
1:11:31
SPEAKER_04: I didn't think about actually what it's saying.
1:11:33
unknown: Yeah.
1:11:33
SPEAKER_03: Kind of like agua fria.
1:11:34
SPEAKER_03: Cold water.
1:11:35
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
1:11:35
SPEAKER_06: Cold water.
1:11:36
SPEAKER_06: You have to stop and think about this stuff.
1:11:38
SPEAKER_05: Coke?
1:11:40
SPEAKER_05: Jack?
1:11:42
SPEAKER_05: Jack.
1:11:43
SPEAKER_01: Cubans have Jack.
1:11:45
SPEAKER_05: No, they use not tequila.
1:11:48
SPEAKER_05: Is it tequila?
1:11:48
SPEAKER_05: No, tequila.
1:11:49
SPEAKER_01: It'd be Mexicans use tequila.
1:11:53
SPEAKER_01: Well, is it Nacho Libre?
1:11:55
SPEAKER_01: What did you just say?
1:11:55
SPEAKER_01: No, Cubans are not Mexicans.
1:11:57
SPEAKER_01: It's a Cuba Libre.
1:11:59
SPEAKER_01: I'm Cuban B.
1:12:01
SPEAKER_04: That's from another show.
1:12:03
SPEAKER_04: I'm not going to tell you which one you use.
1:12:05
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so which what is it?
1:12:06
SPEAKER_01: What's your final answer?
1:12:09
SPEAKER_05: I'm not a I'm not a big drinker, but I I would have to say Come on, spit it in.
1:12:15
SPEAKER_05: Because isn't this from like a movie too?
1:12:17
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
1:12:18
SPEAKER_01: That's not your Libre.
1:12:20
SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's something different.
1:12:22
SPEAKER_05: Rum and Coke?
1:12:23
SPEAKER_01: Ding ding ding.
1:12:24
SPEAKER_05: Are you sure?
1:12:25
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
1:12:26
SPEAKER_06: Oh, look at you.
1:12:27
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:12:28
SPEAKER_06: I had no idea.
1:12:30
SPEAKER_06: I should have figured that out because they have rum down there.
1:12:33
SPEAKER_06: I should have figured that one out, but I didn't.
1:12:35
SPEAKER_05: La la la la la rum bumba.
1:12:37
SPEAKER_05: Okay, who won?
1:12:38
SPEAKER_05: He did.
1:12:39
SPEAKER_01: Apparently got all four of them right.
1:12:42
SPEAKER_05: What was the point?
1:12:43
SPEAKER_01: Five points.
1:12:44
SPEAKER_05: Really?
1:12:45
SPEAKER_05: I gotta add this.
1:12:46
SPEAKER_01: Five, ten, fifteen.
1:12:48
SPEAKER_05: Five, ten, fifteen.
1:12:51
SPEAKER_01: So it was eight, twenty for the twenty two.
1:12:54
SPEAKER_05: Four for eight for the first, four for the second, and five plus five, twenty two.
1:13:01
SPEAKER_05: My math is mathing today.
1:13:02
SPEAKER_05: Oh gosh.
1:13:03
SPEAKER_05: I'm sorry, guys.
1:13:04
SPEAKER_05: So we have 11 for Stephanie, 19 for Ray, 22 for me.
1:13:10
SPEAKER_05: I give up.
1:13:11
SPEAKER_05: What else you got, right?
1:13:11
SPEAKER_01: I even picked my own card.
1:13:13
SPEAKER_06: I got a couple things here that are require thinking.
1:13:17
SPEAKER_01: Uh-oh.
1:13:18
SPEAKER_05: I'm just kidding.
1:13:19
SPEAKER_05: My brain just left the studio.
1:13:21
SPEAKER_06: I know.
1:13:22
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I don't know how many of these things.
1:13:24
SPEAKER_06: Oh, here I like this one.
1:13:25
SPEAKER_06: What do you call the wife of a hippie?
1:13:28
SPEAKER_01: Mississippi.
1:13:29
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, Mississippi.
1:13:34
SPEAKER_02: Mississippi.
1:13:35
SPEAKER_06: Now here's a hard one.
1:13:36
SPEAKER_06: Okay, you had to really think about this one.
1:13:38
SPEAKER_06: All right.
1:13:39
SPEAKER_06: It took me a while to get it.
1:13:41
SPEAKER_06: There are 30 cows in a field.
1:13:43
SPEAKER_06: 28 chickens.
1:13:44
SPEAKER_06: How many didn't?
1:13:47
SPEAKER_01: There are 30 cows in the field.
1:13:50
SPEAKER_06: 28 chickens.
1:13:50
SPEAKER_06: How many didn't?
1:13:52
SPEAKER_06: I'm blonde polish with dyslexia.
1:13:54
SPEAKER_06: I don't understand nothing.
1:13:56
SPEAKER_01: He's saying there's three 30 cows in a field.
1:13:59
SPEAKER_06: In a field.
1:14:00
SPEAKER_06: 28 chickens.
1:14:01
SPEAKER_06: How many didn't?
1:14:04
SPEAKER_01: 28 chickens.
1:14:06
SPEAKER_01: How many didn't?
1:14:07
SPEAKER_05: Oh.
1:14:08
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I get this.
1:14:10
SPEAKER_01: 10?
1:14:12
SPEAKER_05: 10.
1:14:16
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it took me a while to figure this one out.
1:14:18
SPEAKER_06: It was 28, not 28.
1:14:21
SPEAKER_06: 28.
1:14:22
SPEAKER_06: 20.
1:14:22
SPEAKER_06: E8.
1:14:23
SPEAKER_06: 20 of them eight chickens.
1:14:24
SPEAKER_06: How many didn't?
1:14:25
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:14:26
SPEAKER_06: That was uh English.
1:14:28
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:14:28
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:14:30
SPEAKER_06: Took me a while.
1:14:31
SPEAKER_06: English, English.
1:14:32
SPEAKER_06: Parallel lines have so much in common, it's a shame that they'll never meet.
1:14:36
SPEAKER_06: Oh my gosh.
1:14:38
SPEAKER_06: Well, you know, you gotta come up with these things every now and then.
1:14:43
SPEAKER_06: I wanted to start out with a joke about a pencil, but it was pointless.
1:14:49
SPEAKER_05: I think you should erase that.
1:14:51
SPEAKER_06: I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
1:14:53
SPEAKER_06: I don't know why.
1:14:55
SPEAKER_05: Oh my goodness.
1:14:56
SPEAKER_05: You're reusing some of my jokes.
1:14:58
SPEAKER_06: I think your son Asher's a genius.
1:15:00
SPEAKER_06: I asked him what's 2 minus 2, and he said nothing.
1:15:04
SPEAKER_05: I think we are watching the same channels.
1:15:07
SPEAKER_06: We must have been watching the same channels.
1:15:09
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I like this one since you got a dog, okay?
1:15:12
SPEAKER_06: What do you call the dog that does magic tricks?
1:15:16
SPEAKER_06: A ruffematrician?
1:15:19
SPEAKER_06: What?
1:15:19
SPEAKER_06: No.
1:15:20
SPEAKER_06: A labracadabrador.
1:15:22
SPEAKER_05: Oh my gosh.
1:15:23
SPEAKER_06: You're killing me.
1:15:24
SPEAKER_06: I know.
1:15:27
SPEAKER_05: A labricadabrador.
1:15:29
SPEAKER_01: Hooray.
1:15:29
SPEAKER_06: What?
1:15:30
SPEAKER_01: What gets smaller every time it takes a bath?
1:15:32
SPEAKER_06: Gets smaller.
1:15:34
SPEAKER_06: Bar soap.
1:15:36
SPEAKER_06: Oh.
1:15:39
SPEAKER_05: What gets wet every time it's drying?
1:15:42
SPEAKER_06: It gets wet every time it's crying?
1:15:44
SPEAKER_06: Every time it's drying.
1:15:47
SPEAKER_06: A towel?
1:15:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:15:50
SPEAKER_01: What runs around the whole yard without moving.
1:15:53
SPEAKER_06: The fence.
1:16:00
SPEAKER_01: What is at the end of a rainbow?
1:16:04
SPEAKER_06: Ooh, a pot of gold.
1:16:05
SPEAKER_06: I almost saw that one.
1:16:06
SPEAKER_01: Nope.
1:16:08
SPEAKER_01: A W.
1:16:10
SPEAKER_06: Oh, honestly.
1:16:16
SPEAKER_01: That one starts with a T, ends with a T and has T in it.
1:16:19
SPEAKER_06: Hey, I got that one.
1:16:21
SPEAKER_06: Right here.
1:16:22
SPEAKER_06: I was going to tell that one.
1:16:23
SPEAKER_06: A teapot.
1:16:24
SPEAKER_06: We must be looking at the same stuff.
1:16:28
SPEAKER_06: We're so rich and all.
1:16:30
SPEAKER_06: Where aren't we?
1:16:31
SPEAKER_06: We're all borrowing from the same people or something.
1:16:36
SPEAKER_04: You guys are retelling my jokes, though, so apparently I got some good ones.
1:16:39
SPEAKER_01: What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
1:16:42
SPEAKER_06: Alexander the Great and Winnie.
1:16:45
SPEAKER_01: Oh, the their middle names.
1:16:47
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:16:50
SPEAKER_01: You like that one, huh?
1:16:52
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I got one here.
1:16:53
SPEAKER_06: I once knew someone in the military who would never tell anyone his rank when they asked him.
1:16:59
SPEAKER_06: He'd always say private.
1:17:01
SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
1:17:06
SPEAKER_05: Was his name Ryan?
1:17:08
SPEAKER_06: Probably something like that.
1:17:09
SPEAKER_06: Saving private rank.
1:17:10
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, something like that.
1:17:11
SPEAKER_06: Oh, here's one.
1:17:13
SPEAKER_06: And I'm not taking a jab at Stephanie, okay?
1:17:16
SPEAKER_06: I'm not.
1:17:16
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:17:17
SPEAKER_06: Sure.
1:17:18
SPEAKER_06: A man down the street says that his wife is such a poor driver that the police gave her a season ticket.
1:17:29
SPEAKER_06: That's pretty funny.
1:17:31
SPEAKER_06: Oh, you know, charcuterie boards are in right now.
1:17:34
SPEAKER_06: You know, they're so big.
1:17:35
SPEAKER_06: Everybody's got to have one.
1:17:36
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, they're all fancy.
1:17:37
SPEAKER_06: Charcuterie is French for I shouldn't have done this right before dinner.
1:17:42
SPEAKER_06: You know, you fill up on the board and then you don't have money to eat.
1:17:47
SPEAKER_01: Ray.
1:17:48
SPEAKER_06: Food, I mean room to eat.
1:17:49
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
1:17:50
SPEAKER_01: I have a head like a cat and feet like a cat, but I'm not a cat.
1:17:53
SPEAKER_01: What am I?
1:17:54
unknown: Head like a cat, feet like a cat.
1:17:57
SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
1:17:58
SPEAKER_01: A kitten.
1:18:00
SPEAKER_06: Oh that's cute.
1:18:02
SPEAKER_06: We have a kitten.
1:18:04
SPEAKER_06: She's so cute.
1:18:05
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I this is this is old school.
1:18:07
SPEAKER_01: This one I think my mom told me.
1:18:09
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:18:10
SPEAKER_01: The cowboy rides into town on Friday.
1:18:12
SPEAKER_01: He stays three days and then rides out of town on Friday.
1:18:15
SPEAKER_01: How does he do it?
1:18:16
SPEAKER_06: I just saw that one, but I didn't read the answer.
1:18:18
SPEAKER_06: Um okay, he rides in on Friday.
1:18:21
SPEAKER_01: Stays three days and then leaves on Friday.
1:18:24
SPEAKER_01: How does he do it?
1:18:24
SPEAKER_06: Oh the horse is named Friday.
1:18:26
SPEAKER_06: True.
1:18:30
SPEAKER_01: I like that one.
1:18:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's a good one.
1:18:35
SPEAKER_01: How about this one?
1:18:36
SPEAKER_01: The person who makes it has no need of it.
1:18:39
SPEAKER_01: The person who buys it has no use for it.
1:18:41
SPEAKER_01: And the person who uses it can neither see it nor feel it.
1:18:47
SPEAKER_01: The person who makes it has no need of it.
1:18:50
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:18:50
SPEAKER_01: The person who buys it has no use for it.
1:18:53
SPEAKER_01: And the person who uses it can neither see it nor feel it.
1:18:56
SPEAKER_01: What is it?
1:18:57
SPEAKER_06: Nothing.
1:18:58
SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
1:18:58
SPEAKER_06: What is that?
1:18:59
SPEAKER_01: A coffin.
1:19:01
SPEAKER_06: Oh.
1:19:03
SPEAKER_06: That's dark.
1:19:07
SPEAKER_01: What has many keys but cannot open a single lock?
1:19:13
SPEAKER_06: Piano.
1:19:14
SPEAKER_06: You're smart.
1:19:15
SPEAKER_06: I'm just guessing.
1:19:16
SPEAKER_06: What has even more keys than a piano?
1:19:20
SPEAKER_06: Two pianos.
1:19:21
SPEAKER_05: An organ.
1:19:22
SPEAKER_06: Oh, an organ.
1:19:23
SPEAKER_06: I should have known that.
1:19:24
SPEAKER_05: Dove.
1:19:25
SPEAKER_05: Alright, you guys want to play a game?
1:19:28
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:19:28
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:19:30
SPEAKER_05: Would you rather hear the music?
1:19:32
SPEAKER_05: Would you rather?
1:19:40
SPEAKER_00: Would you rather?
1:19:42
SPEAKER_05: Alright, I'll uh I'll read mine first.
1:19:44
SPEAKER_05: Would you rather, would you rather have earphones stuck to your ears or a phone without a working keyboard?
1:19:53
SPEAKER_05: A phone without a working keyboard or earphone stuck to your ears.
1:20:00
SPEAKER_06: Oh brother.
1:20:01
SPEAKER_06: Oh my goodness.
1:20:03
SPEAKER_06: Uh my usual answer.
1:20:05
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna go with my I but I'd rather have my ears stuck with earphones in them.
1:20:11
SPEAKER_05: Earphone stuck?
1:20:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:20:13
SPEAKER_01: Hey!
1:20:16
SPEAKER_06: Well, I don't like either one, but I guess I'd have to have one without a working keyboard because I don't want to look funny walking around with those things stuck to me.
1:20:24
SPEAKER_05: Alright.
1:20:25
SPEAKER_05: Well you never thought about this.
1:20:30
SPEAKER_05: I think I'd probably rather have a phone without a working keyboard because you can always talk to your phone and have it tight for you.
1:20:37
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, that's true.
1:20:38
SPEAKER_05: So you don't, I mean, if your phone's good, you don't necessarily need a keyboard for something.
1:20:43
SPEAKER_06: Well, I have to have one because mine doesn't talk.
1:20:45
SPEAKER_05: Just because yours is a borderline pager.
1:20:47
SPEAKER_06: I know, I know it is just one step above a pager.
1:20:50
SPEAKER_06: I know.
1:20:51
SPEAKER_05: It is.
1:20:52
SPEAKER_05: Surprised it has an LED screen.
1:20:54
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I know, me too.
1:20:56
SPEAKER_06: Oh, would you rather compete against your best friend in a championship game or your sibling?
1:21:02
SPEAKER_05: Oh, sibling.
1:21:04
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I think sibling.
1:21:07
SPEAKER_05: I think uh Rivalry's better.
1:21:10
SPEAKER_01: No, and then when you beat them, they can't get too mad at you because they're still related.
1:21:14
SPEAKER_01: I gotta change my answer.
1:21:16
SPEAKER_05: I gotta change my answer because I I only have a sister, so I don't think it would be fair.
1:21:21
SPEAKER_05: I think I think I would have to go up against a friend because I can't just challenge my sister and be like, oh, I beat you.
1:21:29
SPEAKER_05: Why not?
1:21:30
SPEAKER_05: Because it's messed up.
1:21:31
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's messed up.
1:21:32
SPEAKER_05: I don't mean it in a bad way, but she's a girl.
1:21:34
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, even though she's older than me, I feel like being a man, I still probably have other um I don't know.
1:21:41
SPEAKER_05: Isn't that what you do growing up though?
1:21:44
SPEAKER_05: Compete against wait, what was the question?
1:21:47
SPEAKER_06: Would you rather compete against your best friend in a championship game or your sibling?
1:21:51
SPEAKER_05: A championship game.
1:21:53
SPEAKER_05: Like, I I'm not gonna shame and and humiliate my sister.
1:21:57
SPEAKER_05: Did you shame and humiliate your friend?
1:21:59
SPEAKER_05: Why not?
1:22:00
SPEAKER_05: If they're my friend, they're gonna get over it.
1:22:02
SPEAKER_05: If it's my sister, it'd be different if it was two girls going at it.
1:22:06
SPEAKER_05: Oh it's a boy going at and making his sister lose just for the no, I can't do that.
1:22:13
SPEAKER_01: It's not the uh, what do you call that?
1:22:15
SPEAKER_01: I'm picking for the NFL.
1:22:17
SPEAKER_01: It's it could be like a championship.
1:22:19
SPEAKER_05: It doesn't matter what it is, a championship game.
1:22:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it could be like the championship, uh, I don't know, hot dog eating contest.
1:22:26
SPEAKER_05: Or so if you're gonna compete, wouldn't you want to compete wholeheartedly?
1:22:30
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I would why would you compete and be like, oh well, it's just a hot dog eating contest, so let my sister win.
1:22:36
SPEAKER_05: Is that what you're saying?
1:22:37
SPEAKER_05: No, okay, then either way, I'm not trying to play against I would play against my brother and still win.
1:22:43
SPEAKER_05: Ooh, but that'd be your choice.
1:22:46
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:22:46
SPEAKER_05: For me, my choice would be I would I would like to have uh well, they say pick on somebody your own five.
1:22:53
SPEAKER_05: I want to pick on somebody my own five.
1:22:56
SPEAKER_02: No, right.
1:22:58
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I would have to compete against my best friend Jacers.
1:23:03
SPEAKER_05: But I'm younger than you, so that wasn't a fair match.
1:23:05
SPEAKER_06: Neither, but it would depend on what we're what we're competing in.
1:23:08
SPEAKER_06: That would still be fun to watch.
1:23:10
SPEAKER_06: That would I would I would like to do that one time.
1:23:13
SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
1:23:13
SPEAKER_01: You should we should be the championship um balloon blowing contest.
1:23:18
SPEAKER_05: No, we both have asthma.
1:23:20
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that wouldn't work.
1:23:21
SPEAKER_05: It would still be fun to watch.
1:23:23
SPEAKER_05: Um well, let's figure it out.
1:23:26
SPEAKER_05: Something challenging.
1:23:27
SPEAKER_05: We'll play checkers or something.
1:23:28
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, arm wrestling.
1:23:29
SPEAKER_06: No, he'd win because he's bigger than I am.
1:23:31
SPEAKER_05: We had our security guards play arm wrestling.
1:23:33
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:23:34
SPEAKER_06: Who won?
1:23:35
SPEAKER_05: I forget.
1:23:36
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we can't we can't just some NDA or something.
1:23:41
SPEAKER_05: Oh my gosh.
1:23:42
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you know how those NDAs were cut it out.
1:23:45
SPEAKER_05: All right, you Stephanie's got a card.
1:23:47
SPEAKER_05: Or right, you you read one, right?
1:23:49
SPEAKER_06: No, she she's next.
1:23:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:23:53
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather start your own country or a new religion?
1:23:59
SPEAKER_05: Oh, honestly.
1:24:00
SPEAKER_05: I would start my own country.
1:24:02
SPEAKER_05: I mean, A, there's enough religions out there.
1:24:06
SPEAKER_05: They don't need my input on that.
1:24:07
SPEAKER_05: And B, me being um a believing person, I don't need to fool with none of that stuff.
1:24:14
SPEAKER_05: There's already one that works, in my opinion.
1:24:17
SPEAKER_05: I don't want I I don't need to be involved in that.
1:24:19
SPEAKER_05: But a country, I mean, there's a lot of countries out there, and I'd take over a country.
1:24:23
SPEAKER_05: I don't mean it in like a bad way.
1:24:25
SPEAKER_01: You're not taking over a country, you start a new one.
1:24:27
SPEAKER_05: Okay, I'll start a new country.
1:24:28
SPEAKER_05: But I mean, there's only existing land.
1:24:30
SPEAKER_05: Are you saying that this land's gonna pop up out of the ocean?
1:24:32
SPEAKER_05: Like, great.
1:24:34
SPEAKER_05: Even better.
1:24:35
SPEAKER_05: Jakers Island.
1:24:36
SPEAKER_05: Jakers Island.
1:24:37
SPEAKER_05: That sounds almost like Rankers or what it what's that one?
1:24:41
SPEAKER_05: Yankers, Rankers Island?
1:24:43
SPEAKER_05: Ooh, Rikers.
1:24:44
SPEAKER_05: Rikers Island.
1:24:45
SPEAKER_05: Rikers Island?
1:24:45
SPEAKER_01: That's a prison.
1:24:46
SPEAKER_01: There's a prison there.
1:24:46
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
1:24:47
SPEAKER_05: That's what it almost sounds like.
1:24:49
SPEAKER_06: Any hoot.
1:24:50
SPEAKER_01: What about you, Ray?
1:24:52
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I would I would not start a religion because there's enough out there.
1:24:55
SPEAKER_06: We're on the same page.
1:24:56
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I would, yeah, I'd have to start a new start your own country.
1:24:59
SPEAKER_06: What do you call it?
1:25:00
SPEAKER_06: Um, I don't know, old folks home.
1:25:03
SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
1:25:04
SPEAKER_06: Sun City.
1:25:06
SPEAKER_06: Sun City.
1:25:06
SPEAKER_06: We already got one of those.
1:25:08
SPEAKER_01: Sun City West.
1:25:09
SPEAKER_01: Maybe Sun City East.
1:25:11
SPEAKER_01: Oh my goodness.
1:25:12
SPEAKER_05: Sun City in Miami.
1:25:14
SPEAKER_05: Go ahead.
1:25:15
SPEAKER_05: Would you rather visit one of the world's seven one of the seven wonders of the world or see the northern lights?
1:25:25
SPEAKER_01: You know, I do know.
1:25:29
SPEAKER_01: I did, I did, I did, I did look this up one day, and that doesn't make any sense.
1:25:37
SPEAKER_05: Would you rather visit one of the seven wonders of the world or see the northern lights?
1:25:44
SPEAKER_05: What doesn't make sense?
1:25:45
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:25:45
SPEAKER_01: If you're talking about, I guess, I guess I should say in context, if you're talking about the seven man-made wonders of the world, I'd probably, I don't know.
1:25:55
SPEAKER_01: I'd rather see the northern lights.
1:25:58
SPEAKER_01: It's still one on one of the seven wonders of the world.
1:26:01
SPEAKER_01: It's just natural.
1:26:04
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:26:05
SPEAKER_06: Oh, for once I have an answer.
1:26:08
SPEAKER_06: Go ahead.
1:26:08
SPEAKER_06: I'd rather see the northern lights because I've never seen them.
1:26:11
SPEAKER_05: You've seen all the seven wonders?
1:26:13
SPEAKER_06: No, I don't think I've seen one of them.
1:26:14
SPEAKER_05: But you haven't seen the Grand Canyon?
1:26:16
SPEAKER_06: Well, yeah, but that's natural wonder.
1:26:18
SPEAKER_06: That's not a man-made wonder.
1:26:20
SPEAKER_05: It says seven wonders of the world, right?
1:26:22
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but uh and there's ancient wonders and there's modern wonders.
1:26:26
SPEAKER_06: So you have to guess there's separate wonders.
1:26:28
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:26:29
SPEAKER_01: So it should be like 15 wonders of the world.
1:26:30
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, sometimes put them all together.
1:26:32
SPEAKER_06: But no, I'd rather see the northern lights one day.
1:26:34
SPEAKER_06: I want to go one to do that, but we're not going to do that.
1:26:37
SPEAKER_06: I would love to I would love to see the northern lights.
1:26:40
SPEAKER_01: I think that if you like go up to Prescott or something like that, they say a certain point.
1:26:45
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, sometimes sometimes you can't, yeah.
1:26:47
SPEAKER_01: Certain places in Arizona.
1:26:49
SPEAKER_05: I don't know the details behind that, but I know that it's possible of seeing it another time of year.
1:26:53
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:26:54
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:26:54
SPEAKER_06: Would you rather be a stunt double or an understudy?
1:26:58
SPEAKER_05: Ooh, I always wanted to be a stunt double growing up.
1:27:02
SPEAKER_05: Like when I would watch those movies and see those guys in the car accidents and banging up and this and that.
1:27:07
SPEAKER_05: And I always I don't know why, but I was fascinated by being a crash dummy.
1:27:11
SPEAKER_05: They had those uh those crash dummy figurines, not figurines or action, whatever they're called.
1:27:16
SPEAKER_05: Action figures.
1:27:17
SPEAKER_05: Action figures when I was growing up.
1:27:18
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:27:19
SPEAKER_05: I loved that.
1:27:20
SPEAKER_05: I don't know why.
1:27:21
SPEAKER_05: I was a weirdo.
1:27:22
SPEAKER_05: I like stuff like that.
1:27:22
SPEAKER_05: I I liked car accidents when I was a kid.
1:27:25
SPEAKER_05: I I liked roller coaster rides.
1:27:27
SPEAKER_01: I liked you'd be the stunt man, huh?
1:27:29
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:27:31
SPEAKER_01: No, I'd be the understudy.
1:27:32
SPEAKER_01: What are you understudy?
1:27:35
SPEAKER_01: The other people.
1:27:36
SPEAKER_01: What about you, Ray?
1:27:37
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I'd rather be the understudy because that way you're you're ready to go on if they can't if they can't do it.
1:27:42
SPEAKER_06: You're the backup.
1:27:43
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you're the backup, and I wouldn't want to be the stunt double because you're the guy that's doing it, so to say.
1:27:51
SPEAKER_05: It's the same reason.
1:27:52
SPEAKER_05: No, it's not the same reason.
1:27:53
SPEAKER_05: It just sounds funner.
1:27:54
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
1:27:56
SPEAKER_05: Doesn't sound fun.
1:27:56
SPEAKER_05: Copy the thing off of a helicopter.
1:28:00
SPEAKER_05: The back of a danger stuff?
1:28:02
SPEAKER_06: No.
1:28:02
SPEAKER_05: No.
1:28:03
SPEAKER_05: Hop from a vehicle to another vehicle.
1:28:08
SPEAKER_06: Really?
1:28:08
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
1:28:09
SPEAKER_05: You know how many stunt doubles were in Fast and Furious or like speed?
1:28:13
SPEAKER_05: A lot.
1:28:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:28:14
SPEAKER_01: There's no stunt doubles in uh I was saying there's no stunt doubles in Mission Impossible.
1:28:18
SPEAKER_01: It does all its own.
1:28:19
SPEAKER_01: It does all of those.
1:28:20
SPEAKER_05: He's selfish.
1:28:21
SPEAKER_05: He wants to break his own ankle.
1:28:24
SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
1:28:26
SPEAKER_01: Okay, my turn.
1:28:27
SPEAKER_01: Last one.
1:28:27
SPEAKER_06: One more.
1:28:28
SPEAKER_01: I have a last question for you guys.
1:28:30
SPEAKER_01: Uh, would you rather live in an Artica studying penguins or live in a submarine studying aquatic life?
1:28:39
SPEAKER_05: Never in a submarine for me.
1:28:42
SPEAKER_05: Never.
1:28:43
SPEAKER_05: He he hates the submarine ride on uh you go to Disneyland and they take you on that submarine ride.
1:28:48
SPEAKER_05: It goes like two inches underwater.
1:28:50
SPEAKER_05: Oh my gosh, I can't stand it.
1:28:53
SPEAKER_05: The pressure.
1:28:54
SPEAKER_05: Ah, get me out of here.
1:28:56
SPEAKER_05: I can't wait.
1:28:57
SPEAKER_05: It's fake stuff we're looking at, anyways.
1:28:59
SPEAKER_05: It's not worth it to me.
1:29:00
SPEAKER_05: I ain't doing it.
1:29:01
SPEAKER_05: No submarine ride.
1:29:02
SPEAKER_05: I will go.
1:29:03
SPEAKER_01: And then you hear about that submarine that went imploded and I don't care about that.
1:29:08
SPEAKER_05: I didn't like submarines before that.
1:29:09
SPEAKER_05: Before those rich people decided to do something stupid.
1:29:13
SPEAKER_05: Um controlled by a video game.
1:29:16
SPEAKER_05: I think that the penguins would be so much more entertaining.
1:29:20
SPEAKER_05: And then not only that, but the uh Antarctica.
1:29:23
SPEAKER_05: You hear so many things about you can or can't do this or something, you know, ice wall or an end of this or a flat earth that or it'd be so cool to go there.
1:29:32
SPEAKER_01: So it's uncharted territory, Antarctica.
1:29:36
SPEAKER_05: I'd be the charter, right?
1:29:38
SPEAKER_06: Well, I don't like to get cold, but uh my claustrophobia was is even worse.
1:29:43
SPEAKER_06: So I would not be in the submarine, but I I I could go down there and watch those little guys run around and make notes and all that.
1:29:50
SPEAKER_06: So you're doing the Antarctica, yeah.
1:29:52
SPEAKER_05: Stefferoo.
1:29:54
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yep, same for me.
1:29:55
SPEAKER_05: I'll be cold, I don't care.
1:29:57
SPEAKER_05: You don't want to go in a submarine, you talk all that crap about me, not liking a submarine of Disneyland.
1:30:03
SPEAKER_05: You're not gonna go in a submarine.
1:30:05
SPEAKER_01: No, I mean I would do both, but if I had to pick, I'll study ping penguins are cool creatures.
1:30:16
SPEAKER_01: They like bond and like have their little babies and they're like cute and get pebbles as you know, mating rituals and yeah.
1:30:25
SPEAKER_01: Take my pebble.
1:30:30
SPEAKER_01: There you go.
1:30:31
SPEAKER_05: There's your pebble.
1:30:33
SPEAKER_05: Hooray! Yes, you know why melons don't get married.
1:30:38
SPEAKER_06: Melons don't get married.
1:30:40
SPEAKER_06: Let's see.
1:30:41
SPEAKER_06: No, I have no idea.
1:30:42
SPEAKER_02: Because I can't elope.
1:30:44
SPEAKER_02: Can't elope.
1:30:45
SPEAKER_06: Oh, honestly.
1:30:47
SPEAKER_06: I like that one.
1:30:50
SPEAKER_06: I no, I didn't know that one.
1:30:53
SPEAKER_06: Your light's dying over there.
1:30:55
SPEAKER_05: You know what a um five hours of recording.
1:30:57
SPEAKER_06: I know, we're fine.
1:30:58
SPEAKER_01: You know what a you know I do uh phlebotomy, right?
1:31:02
SPEAKER_01: Right?
1:31:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
1:31:04
SPEAKER_01: So I tell this one to my patients all the time.
1:31:06
SPEAKER_01: Okay, what do you tell them?
1:31:07
SPEAKER_01: Because they call us vampires.
1:31:10
SPEAKER_01: So what's a vampire's favorite fruit?
1:31:16
SPEAKER_06: Blood orange.
1:31:18
SPEAKER_01: Everyone always says that.
1:31:19
SPEAKER_06: It's a nectarine.
1:31:20
SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah, that makes yeah, that makes more sense.
1:31:24
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:31:25
SPEAKER_06: Because my cat has my vampire cat goes around biting necks.
1:31:28
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, so that makes sense.
1:31:29
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:31:30
SPEAKER_06: You have a vampire cat?
1:31:30
SPEAKER_06: I have a vampire cat.
1:31:31
SPEAKER_06: Oh my goodness.
1:31:32
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:31:33
SPEAKER_05: So yeah, she's a phlebotomist, right?
1:31:36
SPEAKER_05: So the other thing that she does, very, very, very comical.
1:31:39
SPEAKER_05: So they'll be sitting there and they'll be like, oh my god, I'm scared.
1:31:42
SPEAKER_05: She'd be like, it's okay, you don't have to look.
1:31:44
SPEAKER_05: And then I'll be like, Oh, okay.
1:31:46
SPEAKER_05: She's like, Yeah, I don't look neither.
1:31:48
SPEAKER_05: And then she sticks them.
1:31:50
SPEAKER_05: And I don't look either.
1:31:51
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, oh my god.
1:31:53
SPEAKER_01: That's not usually how it goes.
1:31:54
SPEAKER_01: It it's they always come, they always tell me, Oh, I just I I can do, I can get, you know, my blood drawn.
1:32:00
SPEAKER_01: I just it doesn't matter as long as I look away.
1:32:02
SPEAKER_01: I said, that's okay, I'll look away too.
1:32:04
SPEAKER_06: That's funny.
1:32:05
SPEAKER_06: I like that.
1:32:06
SPEAKER_06: Oh my gosh.
1:32:08
SPEAKER_01: Or they'll say, they'll say, Oh, I didn't feel anything.
1:32:11
SPEAKER_01: I said, Me neither.
1:32:12
SPEAKER_06: Oh, well, yeah, I hope not.
1:32:16
SPEAKER_06: Oh.
1:32:17
SPEAKER_01: No, that's um, they know I'm kidding.
1:32:19
SPEAKER_06: I've got a thought here, something that we're gonna think about for a minute.
1:32:23
SPEAKER_06: Do we have to?
1:32:25
SPEAKER_06: Well, it might, it might be good.
1:32:26
SPEAKER_06: Oh, okay.
1:32:27
SPEAKER_06: Because I hadn't thought of it before.
1:32:28
SPEAKER_06: Are we there yet?
1:32:30
SPEAKER_06: If you went back and fixed all the mistakes you've made, you'd erase yourself.
1:32:36
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:32:37
SPEAKER_06: Because if you think about that, you are what you are, you know what your past is.
1:32:42
SPEAKER_06: And if you go back and erase all your mistakes, you're not then you're not the person that you were.
1:32:48
SPEAKER_05: True.
1:32:48
SPEAKER_05: You're not authentic.
1:32:50
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:32:53
SPEAKER_06: You learned from other anyway.
1:32:55
SPEAKER_05: That's like when you watch Jerry Springer, and at the end of the show, he gives you one of those deep final thoughts.
1:33:01
SPEAKER_05: That was a final thought, right?
1:33:02
SPEAKER_05: The final thought.
1:33:03
SPEAKER_05: My goodness.
1:33:04
SPEAKER_05: That was a final thought, right?
1:33:06
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I didn't know.
1:33:08
SPEAKER_06: Be kind to each other.
1:33:09
SPEAKER_06: I didn't know we were done.
1:33:10
SPEAKER_05: No, I didn't mean it like that.
1:33:11
SPEAKER_05: I meant like, yeah, I mean, you could throw that in there at the end, but I just thought that was funny.
1:33:16
SPEAKER_05: Oh, it just sounded like that.
1:33:17
SPEAKER_04: Like, I'm gonna leave you guys with something.
1:33:19
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:33:20
SPEAKER_04: Real deep.
1:33:20
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
1:33:21
SPEAKER_05: The final thought.
1:33:22
SPEAKER_01: That is funny.
1:33:23
SPEAKER_01: I haven't seen that in forever.
1:33:26
SPEAKER_05: And then right after you find out your final thoughts, then you get to find out if you were if you are or aren't the father.
1:33:31
SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, yes.
1:33:33
SPEAKER_05: You the the results came in, and it's 99% sure you are not the father.
1:33:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's it.
1:33:40
SPEAKER_01: He would hold on to that R for a long time.
1:33:42
SPEAKER_01: You are because it couldn't be construed as you are, or they already think that you are or that you're not, you know.
1:33:50
SPEAKER_01: Maury, Maury.
1:33:52
SPEAKER_05: It was Jerry, Jerry.
1:33:54
SPEAKER_05: It was Maury, it was Jerry, it was Ricky, it was um what was that guy?
1:33:59
SPEAKER_05: Oh, Sally, Jesse, Raphael, until Eminem and her had a feud, and then he took her out.
1:34:04
SPEAKER_05: There's Donahue.
1:34:06
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, there were several Oprah.
1:34:09
SPEAKER_05: Oprah when Oprah was Oprah.
1:34:11
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:34:12
SPEAKER_01: You get a car, you get a car, you get a car.
1:34:15
unknown: Yeah.
1:34:17
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:34:17
SPEAKER_06: Hey, can I go uh fix something from a previous episode?
1:34:21
SPEAKER_06: Sure.
1:34:21
SPEAKER_05: I didn't know it was broken.
1:34:22
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it is.
1:34:23
SPEAKER_06: Um, we talked about uh a marathon.
1:34:26
SPEAKER_06: We had on a question or something.
1:34:28
SPEAKER_06: Do you know what episode?
1:34:29
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I don't remember.
1:34:30
SPEAKER_05: Okay, so you gotta fix something from somewhere you don't know.
1:34:33
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
1:34:33
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:34:34
SPEAKER_06: Uh we the answer was tinker away two points 26.2 miles, and I wanted to know where the point two came from, so I looked it up.
1:34:42
SPEAKER_06: The um comes from the 1908 London Olympics when the distance was extended from Windsor Castle to White City Stadium, Royal Box, so the royal children could watch the start and finish.
1:34:56
SPEAKER_06: So they added the point two so the royal children could watch it.
1:34:59
SPEAKER_06: Isn't that stupid?
1:35:00
SPEAKER_01: I mean, that was pretty but where did the 26.2 come from?
1:35:04
SPEAKER_06: Well, the 26 was the original distance, like from they added the point two from the from Rome, Roman days, between such and such and such and such, and then they added the point two just so that the royal children could see it.
1:35:17
SPEAKER_06: Oh my goodness.
1:35:18
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, isn't that dumb?
1:35:20
SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
1:35:20
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I guess some people are more important than others.
1:35:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they're royal.
1:35:26
SPEAKER_05: So this is episode 48.
1:35:29
SPEAKER_05: It is the title is four dozen later.
1:35:33
SPEAKER_05: For those that are a little bad on math or a little slow on thinking, four dozen later.
1:35:39
SPEAKER_05: Um, what is four dozen?
1:35:41
SPEAKER_05: Four dozen is uh forty-eight.
1:35:45
SPEAKER_05: Hey, that worked out nice.
1:35:46
SPEAKER_05: So if it's episode 48 and uh the title is four dozen later, that would also be a a play on the the episode.
1:35:55
SPEAKER_05: So 48 is a running theme of this episode.
1:36:00
SPEAKER_05: Um fun facts, we're also broadcasting from the 48th state in America.
1:36:06
SPEAKER_05: So true.
1:36:07
SPEAKER_05: So uh while we're here talking about 48 things and stuff like that, Stephanie, you got some fascinating 48 facts about either the state or the number or anything in between.
1:36:19
SPEAKER_01: I do have some fun facts about our state of Arizona.
1:36:22
SPEAKER_01: There's a lot of um things that people don't know or that they may know a little bit about.
1:36:28
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:36:29
SPEAKER_01: I'll go over a couple of things, you know.
1:36:32
SPEAKER_01: Um you may chime in if you if you know some of these things, if you're familiar with them or whatnot.
1:36:40
SPEAKER_01: But first and foremost, um we are the 14th most populous and sixth most extensive of the 50 states of the U.S.
1:36:52
SPEAKER_01: Oh, really?
1:36:54
SPEAKER_01: The state attained statehood on February 14th, becoming the 48th state to join.
1:36:59
SPEAKER_06: And sometimes we're called the Valentine State.
1:37:04
SPEAKER_01: The Valentine State, yeah.
1:37:06
SPEAKER_01: The state capital, the state capital is Phoenix.
1:37:10
SPEAKER_01: And Arizona is one of the four corner states.
1:37:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we got four corners.
1:37:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, would you explain that?
1:37:16
SPEAKER_01: Because there's other people might not know what that is.
1:37:19
SPEAKER_01: So there's three other states: New Mexico, Colorado, and Utah.
1:37:22
SPEAKER_01: And it means that you can be in all four states at the same time when you are at the four corners where the boundaries of the four of the four states meet.
1:37:31
SPEAKER_06: And I've been there and seen that.
1:37:32
SPEAKER_06: It's out in the middle of nowhere.
1:37:33
SPEAKER_01: There's a monument, there's a four corners monument there's there, and you can kind of see it all or whatever.
1:37:39
SPEAKER_01: So when Arizona joined as a state 48, it is the last of the contiguous states to do so.
1:37:47
SPEAKER_01: Meaning like all the states on the mainland, you get Alaska and Hawaii, that's different.
1:37:52
SPEAKER_01: But out of the 48 contiguous states are were the last ones.
1:37:56
SPEAKER_06: Can I talk about that a minute?
1:37:58
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, sure.
1:37:59
SPEAKER_06: Um, for those that don't know, uh New Mexico was for state 47 and Arizona was 48 in 1912.
1:38:07
SPEAKER_06: And um, I'm old enough to remember that when no, well, yeah, really I am.
1:38:15
SPEAKER_06: I am, but I didn't want I didn't want to admit it.
1:38:17
SPEAKER_06: But anyway, sorry, sorry.
1:38:18
SPEAKER_06: I didn't want to admit that.
1:38:19
SPEAKER_06: Sorry, sorry.
1:38:20
SPEAKER_06: But um, I remember when uh Alaska became 49 and Hawaii became 50.
1:38:27
SPEAKER_06: That was the same year, and I was in oh, I won't say what what I was, but I was around when that happened.
1:38:34
SPEAKER_06: And um I don't believe there ever was a 49th, 49-star flag because it happened so fast, like within months of each other, so they didn't have time to put out a 49 flag.
1:38:45
SPEAKER_06: So it went for the state.
1:38:46
SPEAKER_01: There was a 48 state 48-star flag, yes.
1:38:48
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, 48 star.
1:38:50
SPEAKER_06: What I bought one of those.
1:38:51
SPEAKER_06: I got one for two bucks at uh goodwill that I found out.
1:38:55
SPEAKER_06: Cost me about$300 though to have it.
1:38:57
SPEAKER_06: To have one of those to have it framed, yeah.
1:38:59
SPEAKER_06: And so I've got it hanging in my in my house because I always wanted one of those.
1:39:04
SPEAKER_06: I thought they were cool.
1:39:05
SPEAKER_06: Um anyway, so uh story about Alaska.
1:39:09
SPEAKER_06: When Alaska became was becoming a state, they had a contest for the uh state flag, and there was a uh a boy, his name was Benny, and he uh made a submission and his picture got uh selected.
1:39:24
SPEAKER_06: It's and in fact, uh when I was little, there was a uh book called Benny's Flag, and it was about him and uh his flag, and I believe the the emblem on that was uh the Big Dipper.
1:39:38
SPEAKER_06: So the flag of Alaska is the Big Dipper.
1:39:41
SPEAKER_06: So that's what I know there.
1:39:43
SPEAKER_06: So that's my contribution to 48.
1:39:45
SPEAKER_01: Nice.
1:39:46
SPEAKER_01: Alrighty, a couple of other things.
1:39:48
SPEAKER_01: Arizona, Utah, Nevada, and New Mexico and California were all part of Mexico at some point.
1:39:54
SPEAKER_01: Phoenix, the capital of Arizona, is the most populous state capital in the United States.
1:40:01
SPEAKER_01: It is also the only state capital with a population of more than a million.
1:40:05
SPEAKER_01: Wow, what yes, and Arizona's capital, speaking of, was moved four different times.
1:40:12
SPEAKER_01: Do you remember when the capital was something else other than Phoenix?
1:40:16
SPEAKER_06: Yes, it was like Prescott and Tucson, and I don't know what else.
1:40:19
SPEAKER_01: It went from Fort Whipple to Prescott in '68.
1:40:22
SPEAKER_01: Not 1868.
1:40:24
SPEAKER_01: You should remember that, right?
1:40:25
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I should remember.
1:40:26
SPEAKER_01: Tucson in 1877 and then Phoenix in 1899.
1:40:29
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I got two of them, right?
1:40:32
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
1:40:33
SPEAKER_01: Yep, yep, yep.
1:40:35
SPEAKER_06: That's crazy how they could just move it.
1:40:37
SPEAKER_06: So you're selected and then they do it.
1:40:40
SPEAKER_01: Did you know that Arizona has one of the best preserved craters on the earth?
1:40:44
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:40:45
SPEAKER_06: It's called the Behringer Crater.
1:40:48
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
1:40:49
SPEAKER_01: It has a diameter of 1200 meters and it's uh 170 meters deep.
1:40:56
SPEAKER_06: Drove by there, but I we didn't go in because it was they were charging too much money and we didn't want to pay it.
1:41:00
SPEAKER_01: So there's another crater that's closer.
1:41:03
SPEAKER_01: It's this sunset crater, it's near Flagstaff.
1:41:05
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, we went there too.
1:41:06
SPEAKER_06: That's um from a volcano, and there's volcanic rock all over the place.
1:41:10
SPEAKER_06: It's cool.
1:41:11
SPEAKER_01: And more than 50% of the state lies at elevation more than 4,000 feet above sea level.
1:41:17
SPEAKER_01: So if you want to see what is that, or or borealis, you might be able to.
1:41:22
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
1:41:23
SPEAKER_05: Or a desert in the sky.
1:41:25
SPEAKER_01: Humphreys Peak is the highest point near Arizona.
1:41:29
SPEAKER_01: And of course, Arizona is known for its copper.
1:41:32
SPEAKER_01: Oh and copper was discovered in Arizona in 1854.
1:41:36
SPEAKER_05: I thought we were known for the three C's or something like that.
1:41:38
SPEAKER_05: Five C or three.
1:41:39
SPEAKER_01: Actually, the five C's, yes.
1:41:41
SPEAKER_01: That you know where that is.
1:41:43
SPEAKER_06: They've added the sixth C now.
1:41:45
SPEAKER_06: It was copper, cotton, cult.
1:41:48
SPEAKER_05: Cult?
1:41:49
SPEAKER_06: Cattle.
1:41:49
SPEAKER_06: Cattle.
1:41:50
SPEAKER_06: Citrus.
1:41:51
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, citrus, citrus.
1:41:52
SPEAKER_01: You forgot?
1:41:53
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:41:54
SPEAKER_06: Climate.
1:41:55
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, climate.
1:41:56
SPEAKER_06: And then they've added the fifth, the sixth one, which is uh circuits.
1:42:00
SPEAKER_06: Copper circuits.
1:42:02
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, circuits, because we we we we've got printed circuits, you know, that we're we're with TSMC and all that.
1:42:08
SPEAKER_01: Oh wow.
1:42:08
SPEAKER_06: So yeah, so they they've added that one.
1:42:14
SPEAKER_01: Yep, yep, yep.
1:42:15
SPEAKER_01: Arizona has 22 national parks and monuments.
1:42:17
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
1:42:18
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
1:42:18
SPEAKER_01: Showcasing the Grand Canyon, Sedona's Red Rock Formations, ancient petrified wood in the petrified forests.
1:42:25
SPEAKER_06: Oh, that's a cool place.
1:42:26
SPEAKER_06: I like that one.
1:42:27
SPEAKER_06: I want to go there.
1:42:28
SPEAKER_05: Ray has some petrified wood.
1:42:31
SPEAKER_06: I do.
1:42:34
SPEAKER_01: I know, I know what you're saying.
1:42:35
SPEAKER_01: I know what you're saying.
1:42:36
SPEAKER_01: Probably actually do.
1:42:37
SPEAKER_06: I know what you're saying, yes.
1:42:41
SPEAKER_06: You're in trouble.
1:42:42
SPEAKER_01: So if you want to see the stars away from the city lights.
1:42:48
SPEAKER_06: Where do I need to go?
1:42:49
SPEAKER_01: You need to go to Tucson.
1:42:50
SPEAKER_05: I thought it was Sedona.
1:42:52
SPEAKER_05: I thought Sedona was the seeing uh the sky.
1:42:54
SPEAKER_01: Well, Flagstaff has an observatory if you want to see all that.
1:42:56
SPEAKER_01: But it just I thought Sedona was the darkest city.
1:43:00
SPEAKER_06: It's supposed to be Flagsta.
1:43:02
SPEAKER_06: Tucson is a very good time.
1:43:02
SPEAKER_01: Tucson is astronomy capital of the world.
1:43:06
SPEAKER_05: Tucson is?
1:43:07
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:43:08
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:43:08
unknown: Oh, really?
1:43:10
SPEAKER_01: And did you know that Pluto was discovered?
1:43:13
SPEAKER_06: I knew that.
1:43:14
SPEAKER_01: By Clyde Tombach and the Lowell Observatory flat in Flagstacks.
1:43:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I knew that.
1:43:21
SPEAKER_05: Pluto was first saw in Flagstacks.
1:43:23
SPEAKER_05: Flagstacks, yes.
1:43:26
SPEAKER_06: That's our most distant planet.
1:43:28
SPEAKER_01: Now we were talking about the seven wonders of the natural world, which would be the Grand Canyon, as one of them.
1:43:34
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yes, that's one.
1:43:35
SPEAKER_01: Located at the bottom of the Grand Canyon is the village of Supai.
1:43:40
SPEAKER_01: It's the only place in the country where mail is delivered by mule.
1:43:44
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I have an article about that, and I'm going to cover that on another show.
1:43:47
SPEAKER_01: So the Department of Agriculture refers to the most remote community in the contiguous U.S.
1:43:54
SPEAKER_01: as of 2010.
1:43:55
SPEAKER_01: There are 208 people living in the village.
1:43:58
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
1:43:59
SPEAKER_01: Of course, it's known for how big the Grand Canyon is.
1:44:02
SPEAKER_01: It's over a mile deep and 277 miles long.
1:44:06
SPEAKER_01: 18 miles wide.
1:44:07
SPEAKER_05: Didn't something just recently happen there?
1:44:08
SPEAKER_05: Like there were some campers that was the flood.
1:44:10
SPEAKER_05: There was a flood, yeah.
1:44:11
SPEAKER_05: Did anybody die?
1:44:13
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
1:44:14
SPEAKER_06: It was sad.
1:44:15
SPEAKER_06: It washed away a bunch of stuff.
1:44:17
SPEAKER_06: That was very recent.
1:44:18
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that just happened.
1:44:20
SPEAKER_01: Now we have uh some man-made lakes, right?
1:44:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:44:23
SPEAKER_01: Lake Pleasant.
1:44:25
SPEAKER_01: Lake Mead.
1:44:26
SPEAKER_06: It's about dried up now.
1:44:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:44:28
SPEAKER_01: It's the largest used sport uh reservoir in the U.S.
1:44:32
SPEAKER_01: Um created by the completion of the Hoover Dam, which we're part of also.
1:44:37
SPEAKER_01: But it also has Arizona has the deepest dam in the world, which is the Parker Dam.
1:44:41
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I didn't know that.
1:44:42
SPEAKER_06: Which a lot of people didn't know.
1:44:43
SPEAKER_06: I didn't know that.
1:44:45
SPEAKER_01: And you know that Arizona has uh is the first of three states to have an official state necktie.
1:44:52
SPEAKER_06: What?
1:44:53
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we do.
1:44:54
SPEAKER_06: Do you know what it's called?
1:44:56
SPEAKER_06: The bola tie.
1:44:57
SPEAKER_01: The bola tie.
1:44:58
SPEAKER_01: I knew that you'd know that Ray.
1:45:00
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I lost my I lost my wedding ring.
1:45:03
SPEAKER_01: Oh, Ray.
1:45:04
SPEAKER_05: You lost your wedding ring on this show?
1:45:07
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:45:08
SPEAKER_06: There it is.
1:45:09
SPEAKER_06: He found it.
1:45:10
SPEAKER_06: I lost so much weight that I'm I'm my ring is loose.
1:45:14
SPEAKER_06: So I have to be careful.
1:45:17
SPEAKER_01: Yes, the bola tie.
1:45:18
SPEAKER_05: I thought you were trying to get that stripper on the way home.
1:45:20
SPEAKER_06: No, I gotta I gotta put something in there to make it fat.
1:45:24
SPEAKER_06: Oh.
1:45:25
SPEAKER_01: It's like one of those ties that has the ropes with the little enlim thing there.
1:45:31
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, and sometimes it's got a turquoise or a stone or something on the street.
1:45:34
SPEAKER_01: Turquoise is uh the official state state gem or something, isn't it?
1:45:40
SPEAKER_01: State gym.
1:45:42
SPEAKER_01: Arizona and Hawaii are the only two states that do not observe daylight saving time.
1:45:49
SPEAKER_01: We all know that.
1:45:50
SPEAKER_01: Anybody wants to turn back the clocks?
1:45:52
SPEAKER_01: You don't have to over here.
1:45:53
SPEAKER_01: You can always come here.
1:45:56
SPEAKER_06: Oh, can I can I insert something here?
1:45:58
SPEAKER_06: I just I just I just found this out if this is this is true.
1:46:01
SPEAKER_06: I just saw this on the internet the internet this morning that I believe this Halloween is also the day that we turn back the clock, and so Halloween has an extra hour.
1:46:13
SPEAKER_06: What?
1:46:14
SPEAKER_06: What in what state?
1:46:17
SPEAKER_06: Well, everybody, every place but Arizona, because we don't turn our clock, but you know, in it's it's all it's all the other states have to have that.
1:46:24
SPEAKER_06: So they have extra hours for Halloween that we don't have.
1:46:27
SPEAKER_06: That's creepy.
1:46:28
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, isn't it?
1:46:29
SPEAKER_06: Anyway.
1:46:30
SPEAKER_01: All righty.
1:46:31
SPEAKER_01: Fun fact a Batmobile utilized in the six 1960s Batman TV show was involved in the world's most expensive Batman memorabilia auction.
1:46:43
SPEAKER_01: In January 2013, they auctioned it off.
1:46:46
SPEAKER_01: It took place in Scottsdale at the Barrett Jackson auction.
1:46:48
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, Barrett Jackson.
1:46:49
SPEAKER_01: For a record bid of$4,620,000.
1:46:54
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
1:46:56
SPEAKER_01: Well, I guess there's only one, so there was a custom car designer.
1:47:00
SPEAKER_01: He transformed the Lincoln Fortura into the iconic Batmobile.
1:47:03
SPEAKER_01: Somebody Barris.
1:47:04
SPEAKER_06: Somebody Barris did that.
1:47:07
SPEAKER_01: That was pretty cool though.
1:47:09
SPEAKER_01: That happened here.
1:47:10
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
1:47:11
SPEAKER_01: Did you know that cutting down cactus in Arizona is a punishable offense?
1:47:15
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
1:47:15
SPEAKER_06: You get in trouble for doing that.
1:47:17
SPEAKER_01: 25 years to life.
1:47:18
SPEAKER_01: I'm just saying.
1:47:19
SPEAKER_06: You can't move, you can't even move one without a without a permit.
1:47:22
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
1:47:22
SPEAKER_01: Because because the Saurora cactus is is in Arizona, it takes so long to grow.
1:47:28
SPEAKER_01: The lifespan of the plant is between 150 to 200 years and can grow up to 50 feet tall.
1:47:34
SPEAKER_05: So, yes, they do protect the uh it's because they actually had problems at one point.
1:47:39
SPEAKER_05: They um they had certain types of landscaper and companies that would go out and start harvesting cacties out there, and uh then they would sell them to like people in Paradise Valley and Scottsdale.
1:47:51
SPEAKER_05: And yeah, so they they actually had to make it a crime where you're not supposed to do that because they took like a whole area and it was like full of cacties, like a whole beautiful area, and it it just became like all flat and desert because it got harvested too much.
1:48:06
SPEAKER_01: In our state of our state, sorry, excuse me, in our city of Carefree, Carefree is home to one of the largest sundials in the Western Hemisphere.
1:48:15
SPEAKER_05: And they don't have a lot of stress out there neither.
1:48:18
SPEAKER_01: Because they're carefree.
1:48:19
SPEAKER_01: Because they're carefree.
1:48:21
SPEAKER_01: You're funny.
1:48:22
SPEAKER_01: A lot of people may know about Tombstone, Arizona.
1:48:25
SPEAKER_01: It's renowned for the gunfight at the OK Corral in 1881.
1:48:30
SPEAKER_05: Don't they still have a restaurant called like the OK Corral down there or something like that?
1:48:34
SPEAKER_05: They do a whole show.
1:48:35
SPEAKER_06: Maybe something like that.
1:48:36
SPEAKER_06: They do a whole show of gunfight.
1:48:38
SPEAKER_06: That's where they have the haunted birdcage theater that Linda and I toured.
1:48:41
SPEAKER_06: You and I need to go there one time.
1:48:42
SPEAKER_06: We're gonna do a haunted episode at some point.
1:48:44
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we need to have a lot of audience shows enough interest, we're gonna we're gonna go all out.
1:48:49
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we're gonna go visit some haunted places.
1:48:53
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:48:53
SPEAKER_05: You got to email the show, you gotta show your interest, you gotta review.
1:48:57
SPEAKER_05: We've got some, you know, we even have a challenge.
1:49:00
SPEAKER_05: We're trying to get to we're trying to get to a hundred reviews soon, and we'll explain a little bit more about that on the outro.
1:49:06
SPEAKER_05: But uh we're yeah, we're trying.
1:49:09
SPEAKER_05: We're trying over here.
1:49:10
SPEAKER_06: Do you have any more information over there?
1:49:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so apparently in established 1991, Sedona's has a park that covers 286 acres, showcased studying rock formations, and plant animal life.
1:49:27
SPEAKER_01: Sedona is known for its breathtaking um red rock.
1:49:31
SPEAKER_01: It's become synonymous with UFO sightings, encounters with extraterrestrials, and it has vortexes, supposedly.
1:49:41
SPEAKER_01: What about a portal?
1:49:42
SPEAKER_06: It could have a portal, too.
1:49:44
SPEAKER_06: Just somewhere.
1:49:45
SPEAKER_06: That's why the UFOs show up there.
1:49:47
SPEAKER_01: We have Fountain Hills, also, which is another city.
1:49:50
SPEAKER_01: Oh, tell me about that.
1:49:51
SPEAKER_01: It's home to one of the world's tallest fountains.
1:49:54
SPEAKER_01: Oh, cool.
1:49:54
SPEAKER_05: Yes, it is.
1:49:55
SPEAKER_01: It goes up to 560 feet.
1:49:57
SPEAKER_05: I think it was the tallest one at one point.
1:50:00
SPEAKER_05: At one point it was no, it's like number two.
1:50:02
SPEAKER_01: It's a giant water feature that's a sight to see, let me tell you.
1:50:06
SPEAKER_05: I saw it recently too.
1:50:07
SPEAKER_05: Like I used to see it a lot as a kid because my mom, um not necessarily my mom, but the church that we were going to would do like a lot of kids' events over at Out of Africa when out of Africa was located in Fountain Hills.
1:50:19
SPEAKER_05: So I saw it a lot as a kid.
1:50:21
SPEAKER_05: But um since out of Africa moved to uh Camp Verde, um I haven't went there as much.
1:50:27
SPEAKER_05: So I I went to Fountain Hills recently doing, you know, some sort of a job or project or something like that.
1:50:33
SPEAKER_05: And I actually saw the fountain, it brought back so many memories.
1:50:36
SPEAKER_05: I was like, wow, look at how big that thing is.
1:50:38
SPEAKER_05: And of course I it you know, looking back as a kid, it always seemed bigger as a kid, but it was it's still trying to do it.
1:50:46
SPEAKER_05: It is still big.
1:50:47
SPEAKER_05: You can see if I'm almost a mile away.
1:50:49
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you can see it down to um 87 when you're coming in.
1:50:52
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:50:53
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:50:53
SPEAKER_06: But they used to run it like 24-7, but now they only run it like every 15 minutes or something like that.
1:50:58
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, something like that.
1:50:59
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, they're saving saving energy to on the pumps, yeah.
1:51:04
SPEAKER_01: So we also have these superstition mountains.
1:51:07
SPEAKER_01: Do you know where they're called the superstition mountains?
1:51:09
SPEAKER_01: Right?
1:51:10
SPEAKER_05: Um because somebody was superstitious when they named it.
1:51:13
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
1:51:14
SPEAKER_06: The only thing I could think about is the the the Lost Judgment mine is there.
1:51:18
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:51:20
SPEAKER_01: Because it yes, because it holds mystery.
1:51:23
SPEAKER_01: Legends suggest this is the presence of a hidden gold mine belonging to the Lost Judgment.
1:51:29
SPEAKER_06: Jacob Walt is his name.
1:51:33
SPEAKER_01: We also have um in Lake Habasu City, they in 1968 the old original London Bridge was facing replacement.
1:51:41
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
1:51:42
SPEAKER_01: They bought it and relocated it to Lake Habasu City where it was carefully dismantled, reconstructed, and now spans Lake Habasu.
1:51:51
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, they took it apart block by block and numbered it so that they could put it back together exactly the way it was.
1:51:58
SPEAKER_06: I remember when I was I was here when that happened, so I remember that.
1:52:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, some people are like that was before your time though.
1:52:06
SPEAKER_06: You're just a young man.
1:52:07
SPEAKER_01: The London Bridge was actually falling down.
1:52:09
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, the bridge was falling down, yes, it was.
1:52:12
SPEAKER_05: So they just brought it to America.
1:52:13
SPEAKER_05: So they just brought it, yeah.
1:52:14
SPEAKER_05: They just brought it here.
1:52:15
SPEAKER_05: That's where everybody takes their junk.
1:52:16
SPEAKER_05: It's just too much.
1:52:19
SPEAKER_01: Um but I think that's that was cool stuff.
1:52:22
SPEAKER_06: I like all that information.
1:52:24
SPEAKER_01: Pretty quick.
1:52:24
SPEAKER_01: Uh one more.
1:52:25
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, one more.
1:52:27
SPEAKER_01: We have our monsoon season, right?
1:52:29
SPEAKER_01: A haboob.
1:52:30
SPEAKER_01: The state frequently experiences what we call haboobs.
1:52:34
SPEAKER_01: Haboobies.
1:52:35
SPEAKER_01: It's a dust massive dust storm.
1:52:38
SPEAKER_01: Reduces visibility and it causes a whole lot of damage.
1:52:41
SPEAKER_01: The largest haboob in recent history occurred in July 2011.
1:52:45
SPEAKER_01: I remember exactly what I was doing.
1:52:47
SPEAKER_01: I remember that.
1:52:48
SPEAKER_01: I made national news and my mom called me.
1:52:51
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that thing was huge.
1:52:53
SPEAKER_05: It's like, yeah, we have dust storms all the time.
1:52:55
SPEAKER_05: This just so happens to be that big as a dust storm.
1:52:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
1:52:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:53:00
SPEAKER_01: Those are our some of our fun facts.
1:53:03
SPEAKER_01: Um Scottsdale Fashion Square Mall is one of the largest shopping malls in the entire country.
1:53:08
SPEAKER_01: That I did not know.
1:53:10
SPEAKER_01: No, I know that when you're in there, it doesn't feel that big.
1:53:12
SPEAKER_01: No, it doesn't look that big.
1:53:13
SPEAKER_01: It's like malls of America.
1:53:14
SPEAKER_01: You think that would be bigger, right?
1:53:15
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, you think.
1:53:16
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:53:17
SPEAKER_01: But no.
1:53:19
SPEAKER_06: I'm amazed.
1:53:20
SPEAKER_06: I'm amazed with Arizona.
1:53:21
SPEAKER_06: I like that.
1:53:22
SPEAKER_06: I like I'm glad we did number 48.
1:53:24
SPEAKER_01: I'm not from Arizona, but I have grown to love this state.
1:53:29
SPEAKER_05: Both of you are not technically born in Arizona, but you have adoptive children of Arizona.
1:53:34
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
1:53:35
SPEAKER_06: I've lived here since I was a wee a wee lad.
1:53:38
SPEAKER_01: Oh, a wee one?
1:53:39
SPEAKER_06: A wee one, yes.
1:53:40
SPEAKER_01: We also Phoenix is also one of the hottest cities in America.
1:53:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it is.
1:53:45
SPEAKER_01: Like hot.
1:53:48
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:53:49
SPEAKER_01: Oh, how much a day?
1:53:50
SPEAKER_01: Uh over 105 days of heat.
1:53:52
SPEAKER_01: Oh, spicy.
1:53:53
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, something like that.
1:53:54
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, spicy.
1:53:57
SPEAKER_06: Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this is the happy ending of episode 48 for a dozen later.
1:54:06
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1:55:45
SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah.
1:55:46
SPEAKER_06: Episode credits.
1:55:48
SPEAKER_06: Recorded and much more by executive producer Jacobs.
1:55:52
SPEAKER_06: Who's he?
1:55:53
SPEAKER_06: He's that guy over there.
1:55:55
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1:55:57
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1:55:58
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1:56:05
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1:56:06
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1:56:07
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1:56:10
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1:56:16
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1:56:21
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1:56:31
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1:56:34
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