Latest / Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast / BY THE WAY | SEASON 50 FINALE!!!
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Uh, pretty pretty wild. Finally, huh yeah, it's a good one.
- 0:05Speaker 1: I enjoyed it.
- 0:07Speaker 2: All.
- 0:07Speaker 1: Right, let's do this intro and jump right into the episode. Okay,
- 0:09Speaker 1: we go the winner of Survivor fifty. This is making
- 0:19Speaker 1: the merge. We can windows.
- 0:24Speaker 3: I'm a dog person hours, I'm making the.
- 0:28Speaker 1: Dog I'm coming over.
- 0:31Speaker 4: You know, crack.
- 0:36Speaker 1: You either in.
- 0:42Speaker 2: Me.
- 0:43Speaker 1: It's not a million dollars. All I wanted to do
- 0:46Speaker 1: is winding million hearts.
- 0:49Speaker 5: Hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts.
- 0:54Speaker 1: Aubrey did it. Yeah, congratulations, p D. Let's all just
- 0:59Speaker 1: take a moment. You didn't really get a chance to
- 1:01Speaker 1: prepare anything, but would you like to say something?
- 1:03Speaker 5: Oh I would love to say something and this would
- 1:07Speaker 5: be added in post.
- 1:08Speaker 1: I'm gonna put the Lombardi like themes here. Yeah sure.
- 1:11Speaker 1: He let me tee you up the way that Chrissy
- 1:13Speaker 1: kept trying to tea up Jonathan and what I'm speaking
- 1:15Speaker 1: just imagine like some orchestral Oh yeah, oh yeah, okay,
- 1:20Speaker 1: I'll queue you up. O c up.
- 1:22Speaker 6: He hasn't won a season in a long long time,
- 1:26Speaker 6: but he was once considered the greatest draft this draft
- 1:29Speaker 6: has ever seen. And now he's back to reign. Supreme
- 1:33Speaker 6: Ladies and Gentlemen, the One and Only Pee Dude.
- 1:38Speaker 1: I know what it's like to be doubted.
- 1:41Speaker 5: I know what it's like for people to question your game,
- 1:43Speaker 5: just like Aubrey, And just like Aubrey, I felt like
- 1:47Speaker 5: I was at the bottom. I started to lose faith,
- 1:50Speaker 5: but I scratched and I clawed and I persevered. I
- 1:54Speaker 5: hadn't won a trophy since season forty five.
- 1:57Speaker 1: That had been so long. People like Wild and Will
- 1:59Speaker 1: were asking for proof of my win wa But I
- 2:04Speaker 1: did it.
- 2:04Speaker 5: The trophy came home, and I am so honored to
- 2:08Speaker 5: have Aubrey Brocco join Jam, Jam and d in my
- 2:12Speaker 5: list of winners.
- 2:14Speaker 6: You know, man, a lot of people probably doubted you
- 2:16Speaker 6: when you voted when you drafted Aubrey first.
- 2:20Speaker 1: In fact, I was one of those people that doubted you.
- 2:22Speaker 1: I thought you were so dumb because I thought she
- 2:24Speaker 1: did not want to be here. But boy was I wrong,
- 2:26Speaker 1: and boy were you right.
- 2:26Speaker 6: And I'll be the first one to take my hat
- 2:28Speaker 6: off and say PD's the best that's ever drafted, the
- 2:31Speaker 6: best that ever will draft, and the best yeah ye.
- 2:37Speaker 1: Though, yeah, Well I got the headphones on top of
- 2:40Speaker 1: my hand. It would have been too hard.
- 2:41Speaker 7: I'll say this to somebody who also had a player
- 2:44Speaker 7: in the finale, the final Joe. I am also thrilled
- 2:51Speaker 7: that PD won this shit, it's a win for all
- 2:54Speaker 7: of us. An Aubrey win means Joe and Jan Dre
- 2:59Speaker 7: didn't when it's a win for all of us.
- 3:02Speaker 5: And an Aubrey winn means that I am Season fifty
- 3:04Speaker 5: party girl forever.
- 3:06Speaker 1: Wow. So the shades are coming on. It's pretty dark
- 3:09Speaker 1: in here. That's good. That was enough of that. That
- 3:16Speaker 1: was enough of that.
- 3:18Speaker 7: What thoughts on the finale as a whole? Well, that
- 3:21Speaker 7: we're fresh from tribal right now? Yeah, I mean literally,
- 3:25Speaker 7: so the episode just ended fifteen minutes ago. We're all
- 3:28Speaker 7: out of sorts. I know what we're going to talk about. Yeah,
- 3:31Speaker 7: Jeff fucking up. Let's just get into it. That's what
- 3:34Speaker 7: everybody was to talk about.
- 3:35Speaker 1: Well, before we get into that, PD, let's take a
- 3:37Speaker 1: second to thank our sponsored Toyota, who actually gifted PD
- 3:41Speaker 1: with a brand new car.
- 3:44Speaker 7: Go go through this maze that we created for you.
- 3:48Speaker 1: Go find your car. Go find your car.
- 3:50Speaker 7: I Uh, there was a Jeff got some flack or
- 3:55Speaker 7: slack no, it's flack flagged. Jeff slack would be good. Yeah,
- 3:59Speaker 7: flag not No, it's amazing what a letter or two
- 4:03Speaker 7: will do. Got some flak this season when he competed
- 4:08Speaker 7: in the challenge and people were like, Jeff is making
- 4:10Speaker 7: it all about himself this season. Well he did it again, folks,
- 4:15Speaker 7: Jeff struck again. He made the finale all about him
- 4:20Speaker 7: with the mistake heard around the country. You guys don't
- 4:25Speaker 7: what I'm talking about. Oh yeah, you guys don't. I'm
- 4:27Speaker 7: talking honestly. It's the most important thing to talk about.
- 4:30Speaker 7: Is Jeff making a mistake during the final.
- 4:32Speaker 5: Well is it Jeff making a mistake? Because we were
- 4:34Speaker 5: talking about this, Is it Jeff? Or did somebody mess
- 4:37Speaker 5: up the production schedules? So they're saying Jeff doesn't get
- 4:40Speaker 5: to watch the show while it's happening. Sure, so he
- 4:42Speaker 5: comes out he thinks fire making has happened already.
- 4:45Speaker 1: Yeah, so here's what happened.
- 4:47Speaker 7: Right, So the they are doing the thing where they
- 4:52Speaker 7: show up to the tribal and they're like, Okay, we're
- 4:56Speaker 7: gonna go do the fire making. Rizzo Andre, take your place,
- 5:01Speaker 7: sit down, and we're gonna take a second. Get ready
- 5:04Speaker 7: for it and then we'll be back. And then they
- 5:06Speaker 7: cut to Jeff live in studio. They the jury is
- 5:12Speaker 7: there right h with.
- 5:15Speaker 1: An empty stool next to them. They bring Rizzo outs
- 5:20Speaker 1: and then Jeff I and clearly he just didn't know
- 5:25Speaker 1: what had just happened, right, and so he brings Rizzo out,
- 5:29Speaker 1: sees the empty spot, And I think at that point
- 5:33Speaker 1: it is safe to assume the reason why Rizzo's being
- 5:36Speaker 1: brought out right now is because we just saw the
- 5:39Speaker 1: fire fire making.
- 5:40Speaker 5: Yeah, it would have made sense if they brought out
- 5:43Speaker 5: Rizzo and jndre right either.
- 5:46Speaker 6: What made me so curious though, is what was supposed
- 5:48Speaker 6: to happen in that segment, right, They had to account
- 5:52Speaker 6: for that time before the fire making. I think this
- 5:54Speaker 6: goes all the way back to when they were planning
- 5:56Speaker 6: the whole day, like they had to do dress rehearsals
- 5:59Speaker 6: of live event, like the producers do a rundown. I
- 6:03Speaker 6: think that they just along the way they messed up entirely.
- 6:06Speaker 7: Yeah, because I I wanna help me remember after the
- 6:12Speaker 7: fire making is right after that? Is it a commercial
- 6:15Speaker 7: break or do they go back to are we back
- 6:18Speaker 7: on the island?
- 6:19Speaker 6: So after after fire making, we go back to the
- 6:23Speaker 6: live studio where Jeff interviewed Rizzo a second time and
- 6:26Speaker 6: apologized and did a bit.
- 6:28Speaker 7: So maybe that was a make good, like maybe it
- 6:30Speaker 7: was supposed it was probably supposed to be there, and
- 6:33Speaker 7: someone I.
- 6:33Speaker 1: Don't know, I don't know who goofed yeah, but it's like, well,
- 6:36Speaker 1: what was supposed to be in that original see nothing?
- 6:38Speaker 7: Maybe like hey, we'll see what happens with the fire making, right,
- 6:41Speaker 7: we'll be right.
- 6:42Speaker 6: Oh, and they just jumped the gun somebody. It's it's wow,
- 6:46Speaker 6: man it it yeah?
- 6:48Speaker 5: Yeah, And I said, Jeff's gonna come back and he's
- 6:50Speaker 5: gonna say and now I'm gonna bring out the winner.
- 6:52Speaker 5: And then he actually did that as a bit, you know,
- 6:55Speaker 5: on the fly. So props to Jeff for trying to
- 6:58Speaker 5: you know, you got something with it.
- 7:00Speaker 1: Don't make jokes about it, like it would have been
- 7:02Speaker 1: way worse.
- 7:03Speaker 5: If Yeah, because now that he's done multiple references to it,
- 7:07Speaker 5: they can't just edit it out on paramos.
- 7:10Speaker 1: They could edit all of it out. I guess they could,
- 7:12Speaker 1: but people are gonna remember this. Oh yeah, this will
- 7:15Speaker 1: be the most memorable thing that happened tonight. I think.
- 7:18Speaker 5: I mean, Aubrey winning was pretty memorable too, but I
- 7:20Speaker 5: think this is more memorable than the winner.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember this season.
- 7:25Speaker 6: For the live like three seasons from now when we're
- 7:28Speaker 6: talking about the season and I'm like, I don't even
- 7:30Speaker 6: remember who was on that scene.
- 7:31Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
- 7:32Speaker 5: If you say that about season fifty, I'm gonna higher
- 7:35Speaker 5: tech with them remove you from the show.
- 7:37Speaker 1: It did well. You can take John the spot. He's
- 7:39Speaker 1: not even here. PD. You're gonna look at me like,
- 7:41Speaker 1: you know, remember when Jeff fucked up? And I'm like,
- 7:42Speaker 1: oh that season, Yeah, I don't remember that. Aubrey getting
- 7:48Speaker 1: lost in the maze, I don't remember that, but I
- 7:50Speaker 1: remember Jeff fucking up.
- 7:53Speaker 5: Let's talk about the car thing. So I know we're
- 7:54Speaker 5: all over the place today, but we're fresh from tribe.
- 7:57Speaker 1: We're fresh. Yeah, but also, what do you want us
- 8:00Speaker 1: to talk about? You just want to dissect the finale
- 8:02Speaker 1: from the beginning, Like.
- 8:03Speaker 5: We know who wins the thing that we knew what
- 8:05Speaker 5: was gonna happen, and we know who goes home in
- 8:07Speaker 5: every episode, but we still go through it beat by through, well,
- 8:10Speaker 5: we knew what was gonna happen for the most part.
- 8:13Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I want.
- 8:14Speaker 5: To talk about how my prediction based off of the
- 8:18Speaker 5: episode title was that Aubrey wins Fire and then wins
- 8:22Speaker 5: in the end, and then that's the curse being lifted,
- 8:24Speaker 5: because last time she won fire and then lost after
- 8:27Speaker 5: But no, the episode title was because Toyota gave Aubrey
- 8:32Speaker 5: a car.
- 8:32Speaker 1: They're going to give a car to the winner. I
- 8:34Speaker 1: don't like how Jeff set it up. Am I alone
- 8:37Speaker 1: in that when he talks about the car curse and
- 8:39Speaker 1: then he goes, well, this time, we're gonna give you
- 8:41Speaker 1: the car after your wed this season and it was like,
- 8:44Speaker 1: just give her the car. Curses lifted and then she
- 8:46Speaker 1: had to go through the maze. Does that upset you
- 8:47Speaker 1: that that's why they titled the episode the curses Lifted? Yeah,
- 8:50Speaker 1: you seem to have a problem. You seem to have
- 8:52Speaker 1: an issue. It's like, really, you made the episode title
- 8:55Speaker 1: the sponsorship. Yeah, I don't have a problem. I think
- 8:59Speaker 1: it's I think it's what would you have titled the title?
- 9:02Speaker 1: What would you have titled the title? I would have
- 9:04Speaker 1: titled it Rizzo wins Fire Making because obviously it doesn't
- 9:08Speaker 1: matter something.
- 9:11Speaker 7: I uh, I'm trying to decide how I feel about
- 9:16Speaker 7: the car situation.
- 9:18Speaker 1: The car being a part of the season. Is it
- 9:22Speaker 1: seemed like an add on?
- 9:23Speaker 7: It did, like if they had the Toyota sponsorship for
- 9:27Speaker 7: the season. I think it was a last minute edition
- 9:30Speaker 7: felt like yeah, and it felt like, oh, this will
- 9:32Speaker 7: be a cute little way from.
- 9:33Speaker 6: Also, Sea wasn't there to give her one hundred thousand
- 9:35Speaker 6: dollars out either, Well she could have been.
- 9:38Speaker 1: We just didn't see her. She was behind her head lampshare. Yeah,
- 9:41Speaker 1: it could have been anything.
- 9:42Speaker 5: What was the car that Boston Rob did the ad
- 9:45Speaker 5: with preseason? Was it the same car?
- 9:48Speaker 1: I don't remember, because then it was a thing that
- 9:50Speaker 1: they had planned all along. In that case, incorporate it better.
- 9:53Speaker 6: But let's talk about the best gift that was given
- 9:56Speaker 6: in this finale, and that's Ozzie's TikTok Shop T shirt.
- 9:59Speaker 1: What the fuck was that? SOI gets an Honorary Achievement
- 10:03Speaker 1: Lifetime Award.
- 10:04Speaker 7: This was a wild night for everything other than the
- 10:07Speaker 7: actual game itself.
- 10:09Speaker 1: Because we knew who was winning. They go to the
- 10:12Speaker 1: very first commercial break.
- 10:14Speaker 7: Before going to that, they bring Syrie out for a
- 10:17Speaker 7: special like, oh, we're still sad about Siri, right, everybody,
- 10:20Speaker 7: here's an award, Here's an award. They've never given out
- 10:26Speaker 7: an award ever Donald Wards before, never uh uh, And
- 10:30Speaker 7: it was like.
- 10:30Speaker 1: What what was the awards? It was the Spirit of
- 10:33Speaker 1: Survivor Award, I believe, which is essentially just being like, hey,
- 10:37Speaker 1: you've never won, but we want to give you the
- 10:38Speaker 1: same kind of here's a trophy. Yeah, I mean that
- 10:44Speaker 1: was wild. I didn't like. I don't. I felt like
- 10:49Speaker 1: the applause, the standing ovation meant more to her than
- 10:52Speaker 1: the weird trophy that Jeff pulled out from under the fire.
- 10:56Speaker 1: Here's this thing. I don't know. Maybe she loves it.
- 10:58Speaker 1: She's gonna put it.
- 10:59Speaker 7: If you had played Survivor as many times as Suri
- 11:03Speaker 7: has and not.
- 11:04Speaker 1: One, what would you do with that trophy?
- 11:08Speaker 6: I mean you think she'll I think she'll put it
- 11:10Speaker 6: up somewhere, put it on the fireplace. She'll put him
- 11:12Speaker 6: on her big brother head of household robe.
- 11:14Speaker 1: It's the only it's a true one of one's the
- 11:19Speaker 1: only one. We'll see it on eBay tomorrow. Do you
- 11:21Speaker 1: think we'll see another Spirit of Survivor ward? Do you
- 11:24Speaker 1: think this will start a new tradition every season? But
- 11:26Speaker 1: that doesn't make sense because it has to be returning players.
- 11:29Speaker 1: That get the Spirit of Survivor Award.
- 11:31Speaker 7: No, I mean maybe Sirrid gives the award outs or
- 11:35Speaker 7: make Si watches the season and she comes out and yeah, yeah,
- 11:40Speaker 7: but instead of money, you get.
- 11:41Speaker 1: This weird three D printed trophy, pointed trophy. Yeah. I
- 11:44Speaker 1: think he said we're not doing this again when he
- 11:46Speaker 1: gave it to her.
- 11:47Speaker 7: I just got to stop doing it like that. But
- 11:49Speaker 7: I think Spirit of Survivor. That's interesting. But if you
- 11:54Speaker 7: also watched until the very end of the episode, we're
- 11:57Speaker 7: in a new era.
- 11:58Speaker 1: We are in the open air era, and the open
- 12:02Speaker 1: era is anything. Everything we've ever done is the Spirit
- 12:10Speaker 1: of Survivor Awards. It could happen at any time. Can
- 12:13Speaker 1: someone explain this to me? Is that not always the case?
- 12:17Speaker 1: He goes, he goes any twist, and anything that we've
- 12:20Speaker 1: ever done could happen again at a random time. But
- 12:23Speaker 1: that's like been just thing forever.
- 12:25Speaker 7: It's like the what we've done in the past doesn't
- 12:28Speaker 7: necessarily dictate what we're going to do right now, but
- 12:31Speaker 7: like we could. Like that's like sometimes we'll do an
- 12:35Speaker 7: exile island, sometimes we won't. Sometimes there will be a
- 12:40Speaker 7: redemption island, sometimes there won't. Sometimes there will be beware advantage.
- 12:45Speaker 1: I'm excited about this. Sometimes there will be Billie Eilish
- 12:48Speaker 1: Boomerang idol. They're not bringing that one back. They're it's
- 12:51Speaker 1: on the table, It's on the table era. It's just
- 12:55Speaker 1: like the Tyler Perry idol. They ain't bringing that one
- 12:57Speaker 1: bag either. Look, I am so excited for fifty one.
- 13:00Speaker 1: It looks like they really no, no, no, I just
- 13:03Speaker 1: figured it out. It's the open Era because open Ai
- 13:06Speaker 1: is what they're using. No, open Ai named it after itself. Yeah,
- 13:11Speaker 1: I think so what is the name? Open air? Even
- 13:14Speaker 1: mean open era? Open era? It means air and yeah,
- 13:18Speaker 1: it can happen.
- 13:20Speaker 5: I don't know, man, but I guess he would also
- 13:22Speaker 5: describe every season of Survivor ever that way.
- 13:25Speaker 1: That's true. Someone someone said that we should name it
- 13:28Speaker 1: the Chaos Era. I like that. Yeah, open era. It
- 13:31Speaker 1: makes it sound like wearing an open marriage. Yeah, yeah,
- 13:34Speaker 1: a very poly season. Yeah. I'm so excited for fifty
- 13:38Speaker 1: one though. It looks like we're actually gonna get some
- 13:39Speaker 1: cool stuff. We're there gonna be trying some big twists.
- 13:42Speaker 1: We're gonna get some maybe redemption island, maybe blood versus Water.
- 13:45Speaker 1: I'm hoping it means themes.
- 13:47Speaker 7: Will the uh, the the hour glass thing from forty
- 13:53Speaker 7: one and forty two come back never again.
- 13:56Speaker 5: Jelenski's coming back any it's the open era, but we're
- 13:59Speaker 5: closed off to please.
- 14:01Speaker 1: He's coming back for season fifty several. Yeah, your your
- 14:05Speaker 1: idea of anything goes is Jilinski. That's what you went
- 14:08Speaker 1: to first. Well, he's the one that did the hourglass.
- 14:13Speaker 1: He's thinking of a different hourglass thing. And season forty
- 14:16Speaker 1: one and forty two they he did this thing where
- 14:21Speaker 1: somebody gets to not participate in a challenge, okay, and
- 14:26Speaker 1: then whoever wins, Right, Jeff walked up to the person
- 14:31Speaker 1: who did not do the challenge and said, here's an hourglass.
- 14:34Speaker 1: If you want to reverse.
- 14:38Speaker 7: The what happened in the thing, if you want the
- 14:41Speaker 7: winners to go to Final Trouble, all you gotta.
- 14:43Speaker 1: Do is smash this hour class reset the whole game.
- 14:46Speaker 1: And it was awful. But they did it twice. Yeah,
- 14:49Speaker 1: because forty two filmed before forty one aired and no
- 14:53Speaker 1: one knew how much people hated him forty one. Yeah, what,
- 14:57Speaker 1: I gotta watch those seasons. No, that's crazy if you
- 15:01Speaker 1: should watch them.
- 15:02Speaker 5: For the American Idol like they would do these American
- 15:04Speaker 5: idol edits where it's like you get your little SOB
- 15:07Speaker 5: story but they have a slide show desk pictures were easy.
- 15:11Speaker 5: I'm so glad that those the SOB story edits are gone.
- 15:14Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I and I will just say, I know,
- 15:17Speaker 7: let's let's go through the episode really quick.
- 15:19Speaker 1: Should be.
- 15:20Speaker 5: I mean we could talk about one more thing that
- 15:23Speaker 5: if I had to bring up one more thing not
- 15:25Speaker 5: game related, it would be Mike White on the zoom.
- 15:28Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it was a very funny this.
- 15:30Speaker 7: You guys can't see this, but Chase has a tiny
- 15:33Speaker 7: little TV on a stand. Yeah, honestly, might be the
- 15:37Speaker 7: same size as the TV that they have. Yeah, yes,
- 15:40Speaker 7: what did that look like for the people in the audience,
- 15:42Speaker 7: because like TV was tiny, like nothing.
- 15:45Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they but the bass was the bass
- 15:47Speaker 1: was bigger than the TV. It was hilarious, do you
- 15:51Speaker 1: think because it's like it wasn't needed. I mean, all
- 15:54Speaker 1: that was was Mike White being like, I had such
- 15:56Speaker 1: a good time, I'll always come back to Survivor.
- 15:58Speaker 5: We found out something really import and that's that Charlie
- 16:01Speaker 5: and Mamilla are going to be on White.
- 16:03Speaker 1: Did you see that pic? Coming. What a wild duo.
- 16:06Speaker 1: I can see Camilla, Charlie. Yeah, if you're sending Camilla,
- 16:10Speaker 1: you also sent Kyle. That's what I saying. They were
- 16:13Speaker 1: in business together. Oh yeah, paper Claps. Save it for
- 16:16Speaker 1: the sanctuary. But Charlie, this is it. Man. We're done
- 16:20Speaker 1: well to the well. We have two award shows, that's true,
- 16:25Speaker 1: and then we're done after this. But I'm doing the sanctuary.
- 16:27Speaker 1: You guys did the Big Tom Sanctuary without me. I'm
- 16:30Speaker 1: doing the Sanctuary by myself talking about paper Clip. If
- 16:33Speaker 1: you'd like to and go for it, Okay, fine, I
- 16:36Speaker 1: will while you're on vacation. It's actually just going to
- 16:38Speaker 1: be another big time Big Tom. Hey do it? Hey,
- 16:41Speaker 1: what did you want to say about Big Tom? Put
- 16:42Speaker 1: it in here right now. I loved that interview so much.
- 16:47Speaker 7: I can't express how much I loved it and how
- 16:49Speaker 7: much I missed Big Tom and how he was with
- 16:53Speaker 7: them women, everything he says.
- 16:55Speaker 1: I am on pins and needles.
- 16:57Speaker 7: I'm so nerve this every time he speaks, and the
- 17:03Speaker 7: fact that he's said the thing about the women, and
- 17:07Speaker 7: the guy interviewed or the person interviewing them, nor the
- 17:10Speaker 7: people back in the studio said anything about it.
- 17:14Speaker 1: What do you say to this. I was with the
- 17:16Speaker 1: women in that and they just included it, they didn't
- 17:20Speaker 1: have to. I loved it. I was on that port. Yeah, man,
- 17:26Speaker 1: big Tom, Yeah, this was an epic season.
- 17:28Speaker 7: Let's look at the season as a whole before we
- 17:32Speaker 7: dive into the episode.
- 17:33Speaker 6: Yeah, look at the whole season. Let's look at the whole.
- 17:35Speaker 6: Let's take a step back and look at the whole season. Man,
- 17:37Speaker 6: what a phenomenal season I think, and it was really
- 17:41Speaker 6: hard to live up to. I think it was a
- 17:43Speaker 6: great celebration of fifty seasons of Survivor.
- 17:46Speaker 1: I agree, and mostly because of coaches Haikus.
- 17:50Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I do think that this season gave us
- 17:54Speaker 7: just about everything that we could want, aside from a
- 17:58Speaker 7: good final three.
- 18:00Speaker 1: Yeah, and Ozzie Winn would have been better. So you know, well,
- 18:05Speaker 1: I don't know about that.
- 18:06Speaker 5: If they were a decent amount of swings and missus,
- 18:08Speaker 5: but that's what Survivor is.
- 18:09Speaker 1: Yeah. I respect that they were willing to try things
- 18:12Speaker 1: instead of it just being a regular boring new era.
- 18:15Speaker 1: So let's do this. Let's do this favorite thing about
- 18:19Speaker 1: season fifty and least favorite thing.
- 18:21Speaker 7: Okay, p do you want to go first? No, I
- 18:23Speaker 7: need a second. Oh, okay, I'll run too, Okay, I'll
- 18:27Speaker 7: I'll go first. I did not have the shot. Yeah,
- 18:29Speaker 7: it was vodka. I don't like the light drink. If
- 18:33Speaker 7: it was a bourbon, I would have done a shot.
- 18:39Speaker 7: My least favorite thing is the blood moon. Not because
- 18:46Speaker 7: of a three tribal night, right, It was the hype
- 18:50Speaker 7: of it and being so disappointed and the lack of
- 18:56Speaker 7: any sort of creativity. And they spent more time crafting
- 19:00Speaker 7: the Jeff pitching how rare a blood moon is than
- 19:05Speaker 7: they did on what the actual twist is, which is
- 19:07Speaker 7: that is just three groups of people back to back
- 19:10Speaker 7: to back, never the three shell checks. So that's that
- 19:15Speaker 7: still grinds my gears, Like how much he talked about
- 19:18Speaker 7: the blood moon and how little I cared about it, Like,
- 19:23Speaker 7: still bums me out.
- 19:24Speaker 1: My favorite thing.
- 19:26Speaker 7: You don't think the blood moon change survivor forever? No,
- 19:29Speaker 7: I don't think the blood moon. So you know what
- 19:32Speaker 7: I think will would have a better chance of changing
- 19:37Speaker 7: Survivor forever is the duo vote outs. That's because because
- 19:43Speaker 7: that changes the way that if if you ever are
- 19:46Speaker 7: doing a team thing again where you have to like
- 19:48Speaker 7: pair up, it's going to be in the back of
- 19:50Speaker 7: your mind every single time.
- 19:52Speaker 1: Yes, do I want to hitch my wagon to this
- 19:55Speaker 1: person because it could send you home if they're unlikable. Right,
- 19:59Speaker 1: and then we're going ahead. We're guys, we're heading into
- 20:01Speaker 1: the open era. All right, that's back on. That's back
- 20:05Speaker 1: on the tape. An you know they're gonna do that
- 20:08Speaker 1: and the hour Glass any any other season that would
- 20:12Speaker 1: we we wouldn't have to worry about that. That was
- 20:14Speaker 1: a one and done.
- 20:16Speaker 5: I need to find a clip of a metal front
- 20:18Speaker 5: man being like, let's open this ship up and let's
- 20:20Speaker 5: start every time there's a twist.
- 20:24Speaker 1: I'm already having so much fun with the idea of
- 20:26Speaker 1: the open air. Yeah, I'm it's so dumb. But my
- 20:31Speaker 1: my favorite thing. Oh it's tough. Come back to me. Okay,
- 20:39Speaker 1: let's just all go do our least favorite and then
- 20:41Speaker 1: we'll go back around for the favor my least I
- 20:45Speaker 1: had one and then I just forgot it. We're live,
- 20:47Speaker 1: would I mean to do it? Yeah? Sure, My least
- 20:49Speaker 1: favorite was the Billie Eilish boomerang idol.
- 20:51Speaker 6: But for the soul fact, for the soul fact, I
- 20:54Speaker 6: think it was a fun idea where It's like if
- 20:57Speaker 6: you go home with an idol in your pocket, it
- 21:00Speaker 6: gets rebounded to the person who give it to you.
- 21:02Speaker 6: I think it was fun on paper. Basically, we watched
- 21:05Speaker 6: Genevieve find two idols and then get sent home because
- 21:10Speaker 6: even though she found two idols, she didn't get to
- 21:13Speaker 6: keep them. I think that that's the only person that
- 21:16Speaker 6: was really kind of screwed out of a fair season
- 21:19Speaker 6: is Genevieve. Because of that, I want to see her
- 21:21Speaker 6: play again. I did too, and I will put the
- 21:23Speaker 6: tattoo bet back on the line every time Genevieve plays.
- 21:26Speaker 1: Yeah. No, that's a good one. That's a good one.
- 21:28Speaker 1: I think my least favorite thing was the pacing.
- 21:31Speaker 5: I think having twenty four players and having to have
- 21:35Speaker 5: what was it like, five different double elimination nights and
- 21:37Speaker 5: the trial elimination, not to mention the blood.
- 21:41Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like it didn't.
- 21:43Speaker 5: It sped things up in a way that it would
- 21:46Speaker 5: have been more entertaining if we had the regular number
- 21:49Speaker 5: of people. Just like, make four cuts to the cast,
- 21:52Speaker 5: who were the four that you would take out too?
- 21:56Speaker 1: Sorry? Really, after watching her play, after everything she went through,
- 22:02Speaker 1: it's easy.
- 22:02Speaker 6: Dude, you get rid of Joe, you get rid of
- 22:06Speaker 6: one of the New Era players, like Tiff. I was wow,
- 22:11Speaker 6: Tiff played a good game, man, tause she was fun
- 22:13Speaker 6: on the season. But on Savannah, I wouldn't take Savannah out. Yeah,
- 22:18Speaker 6: I would take Savannah out. Then you take Chrissy out.
- 22:22Speaker 6: Let's just hypothetically say Tiff isn't here. Would Savannah have
- 22:27Speaker 6: potentially go further?
- 22:29Speaker 1: I don't think so.
- 22:30Speaker 6: Man, She's a former winner. I say, you get rid
- 22:32Speaker 6: of Chrissy, Charlie, Savannah and Joe.
- 22:37Speaker 1: That's what you get rid of.
- 22:38Speaker 7: It need to be.
- 22:39Speaker 1: Was it split evenly with old and New Era? No? No, okay, no,
- 22:43Speaker 1: it wasn't. There was a winner on each tribe.
- 22:46Speaker 6: So if you get rid of Savannah, then you have
- 22:48Speaker 6: to probably get rid of Kyle and d which I
- 22:50Speaker 6: don't want to get rid of Kyle and d although
- 22:52Speaker 6: Kyle would have saved his knee.
- 22:54Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's tough to say because I mean
- 22:57Speaker 5: these cuts would have been made before the season.
- 22:59Speaker 1: So although dark Charlie was a great addition to the season.
- 23:03Speaker 5: Because like you could say, like Chrissy wasn't anything special Chrissy,
- 23:07Speaker 5: but going into the season, we built up Chrissy it's
- 23:10Speaker 5: like she's going to have a special season.
- 23:12Speaker 7: It turns out she's just a fucking asshole. Chrissy was
- 23:17Speaker 7: Christy was my first pick, and I don't like saying
- 23:19Speaker 7: that out loud.
- 23:20Speaker 1: But it wasn't a bad pick it Hey, my first
- 23:23Speaker 1: pick was Jenna. Oh you want to know what my
- 23:25Speaker 1: my favorite thing is?
- 23:26Speaker 7: Yes, this I just you bringing up Chrissy. My favorite
- 23:30Speaker 7: thing is tribal, final tribal.
- 23:34Speaker 1: Oh.
- 23:34Speaker 7: Yes, this was as as lively as a final tribal
- 23:38Speaker 7: as we've seen since the New era. Oh Yeahgan and
- 23:42Speaker 7: and my recollection, and they didn't do the thing that
- 23:45Speaker 7: they've been doing lately where they go through the out outplay,
- 23:48Speaker 7: out last freaking whatever. Ye out wit like and like
- 23:53Speaker 7: he was like, no, we're talking about outwitting. Who's gonna question.
- 23:56Speaker 7: I also like how D kind of took over the
- 23:58Speaker 7: hosting D. You know what I was thinking about with
- 24:01Speaker 7: D is D had been there, Like D is a winner,
- 24:06Speaker 7: She's been in their shoes, and so I think she
- 24:09Speaker 7: is was a little bit more empathetic than some of
- 24:11Speaker 7: the others who maybe haven't been so she had.
- 24:14Speaker 6: To essentially like gentle parents. Stephanie at one point, who's
- 24:18Speaker 6: going up like all of so Stephanie, Chrissy and I
- 24:22Speaker 6: won't even put coaching that. Christy and Stephanie, what were
- 24:25Speaker 6: they doing?
- 24:26Speaker 1: They were trying to secure the win for Josh.
- 24:29Speaker 7: This is what I'm saying, though, Like we can talk
- 24:32Speaker 7: about how Christie shouldn't have been on the season. She
- 24:34Speaker 7: helped make that trial like having these people like going
- 24:38Speaker 7: back and forth. The jury may have talked more than
- 24:42Speaker 7: the people themselves.
- 24:43Speaker 1: Yes, and they were fighting, it was against each other.
- 24:46Speaker 1: It was fun.
- 24:47Speaker 6: Here's what I'll say about season fifty. My favorite thing
- 24:49Speaker 6: about season fifty. We got villains. This season, we got
- 24:53Speaker 6: real villains, and it's fun to be able to hop
- 24:55Speaker 6: on here and be like, god, I can't stand what
- 24:58Speaker 6: Chrissy did. It's fun that we can say that because
- 25:01Speaker 6: there's a lot of seasons where it's just like, yeah,
- 25:02Speaker 6: everybody was pretty nice.
- 25:03Speaker 5: I guess I wouldn't call her a real villain necessarily,
- 25:07Speaker 5: just for going to bat for John Dre.
- 25:08Speaker 1: I would she was being Rome. You know, Rome is
- 25:12Speaker 1: the biggest villain of all time. Maybe that's Culton and
- 25:15Speaker 1: then Rome.
- 25:16Speaker 7: But remember when Christy was still playing and people wanted
- 25:20Speaker 7: to vote her out because she was being too much,
- 25:22Speaker 7: and I was like.
- 25:23Speaker 1: What are you guys talking about? And now came abundantly
- 25:28Speaker 1: we gotta get rid of someone. In our live chat,
- 25:30Speaker 1: tod I said that the reason Chrissy didn't get many
- 25:32Speaker 1: confessionals early on is because they were saving her airtime
- 25:34Speaker 1: for the finale, no doubt, No doubt. P D. What
- 25:37Speaker 1: was your favorite part of the season.
- 25:39Speaker 5: Getting to see Serie be Michael Oljordan out there control
- 25:42Speaker 5: every vote. I mean, Jeff was talking about that when
- 25:44Speaker 5: he gave her the Lifetime Achievement Award, that even production
- 25:47Speaker 5: would be like, it's amazing watching how everything goes through SII.
- 25:51Speaker 1: Yeah, she is the best social player of all time.
- 25:53Speaker 1: It's not. And realistically we only saw a fraction of
- 25:56Speaker 1: what she was doing.
- 25:57Speaker 7: Absolutely, And I will say my mention is Ozzy and
- 26:02Speaker 7: Coach playing together again?
- 26:03Speaker 1: Yes, that that early?
- 26:05Speaker 7: That early, Like I'm bummed that, like we didn't get
- 26:10Speaker 7: to see more of that drama because Coach got voted
- 26:14Speaker 7: out so early in the merge.
- 26:16Speaker 1: But I I wish that those two could have just
- 26:20Speaker 1: been at odds the whole time. Yeah, yeah, but you
- 26:24Speaker 1: know whatever, if this was old era, next season would
- 26:27Speaker 1: have been a captain season. Coach on one season, Ozzie
- 26:30Speaker 1: on the other. Bring it back. Maybe it's the Open Era.
- 26:34Speaker 1: Anything is coming back. Captains are back on the table.
- 26:38Speaker 1: I always think about the time they brought back Boston
- 26:41Speaker 1: Rob and Russell Hans and I remember being like, oh
- 26:46Speaker 1: my god, that's all I got to say about that.
- 26:49Speaker 1: I am excited about the potential, the potential, the potential
- 26:58Speaker 1: because this is the Open Era.
- 26:59Speaker 7: I don't know if you that is so, like theme
- 27:01Speaker 7: seasons back on the table, returning player seasons more often,
- 27:05Speaker 7: maybe Splitchy Go Daisies, maybe fans versus favorites, New Era edition,
- 27:09Speaker 7: like whatever. All these things were back on the table.
- 27:14Speaker 7: They should have called it back on the table. And
- 27:15Speaker 7: I will say this, we didn't know they were off
- 27:18Speaker 7: the table. We didn't know that, but this does imply
- 27:23Speaker 7: that they were off the table, and it's good to
- 27:26Speaker 7: know they're back on.
- 27:27Speaker 1: Well, they were off the table for all of the
- 27:28Speaker 1: New era Island Island. We didn't know that. He couldn't
- 27:33Speaker 1: we knew, We knew, we knew, Man, we knew.
- 27:36Speaker 6: Hey, let's just before we move on, let's just talk
- 27:38Speaker 6: about Sirree, dog Walking Joe and the final travel. That
- 27:42Speaker 6: was crazy talking about how they had to babysit him
- 27:44Speaker 6: during the the vote outs. Dude, she essentially pulled his
- 27:48Speaker 6: pants down on live DV and called him a bad boy.
- 27:53Speaker 7: U jo jo jation, jotation, the rotation that was embarrassing
- 27:58Speaker 7: and his face expressions during that, And I mean, really, Joe,
- 28:02Speaker 7: is that's the thing that he's the best at.
- 28:05Speaker 1: He's just making faces?
- 28:06Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 28:07Speaker 1: Will we see Joe again on this season? No? No,
- 28:10Speaker 1: We'll see him on Tyler Perry's Fireman Show. Well, we
- 28:13Speaker 1: won't see him. I'll watch him anything the table. Well
- 28:19Speaker 1: we see John dre again maybe maybe maybe in a
- 28:23Speaker 1: Colby move late in his life. Fifty five year old
- 28:27Speaker 1: Jandre the Giant comes back, and then Aubrey she's done. Yeah,
- 28:30Speaker 1: Aubrey's definitely one. She's going out on top. This is
- 28:34Speaker 1: a fun little game we're playing. Who do we think
- 28:36Speaker 1: comes back? Rizzo comes back for sure, and then Tiff.
- 28:40Speaker 1: Definitely Tiff because Jeff extended an invitation pretty much.
- 28:43Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry, I said I would cut Tiff from the season,
- 28:46Speaker 5: but she's coming back after that.
- 28:47Speaker 1: Yeah, well you know why it is. I can't believe
- 28:49Speaker 1: you said that. It's Tiffy time and it's the open era.
- 28:53Speaker 1: Anything's back on the table, Yeah, including TENSI want Tiffy
- 28:58Speaker 1: on the table to begin with. Now she's back on
- 29:01Speaker 1: I wanted, I mean I was.
- 29:03Speaker 5: I went to bat for Tiffany because the Wheel gave
- 29:05Speaker 5: me her in the preseason show.
- 29:06Speaker 1: So why did you say you would cut her? Because
- 29:09Speaker 1: if I had the book, you know, and there were
- 29:11Speaker 1: four people to cut, I would go with the one
- 29:13Speaker 1: who everybody said, why is she here? Yeah, but she
- 29:15Speaker 1: deserved Yeah after the fact, it's fair. But I see
- 29:20Speaker 1: what you're saying. I see what you say. It is
- 29:22Speaker 1: a hard decision to defend tiff being there over so
- 29:27Speaker 1: many legends. I will say, but like Carolyn, Oh my god,
- 29:32Speaker 1: Carolyn could have been I think Carolyn's coming back. I
- 29:36Speaker 1: saw freaking Ethan's out there.
- 29:40Speaker 5: How much time have we done? So do you want
- 29:42Speaker 5: to try to recap this episode? Let's go rapid five,
- 29:45Speaker 5: wrap it fire.
- 29:46Speaker 1: Yeah, what did we do?
- 29:47Speaker 5: There's not a lot that's going on. It was the
- 29:51Speaker 5: three hour PD and Aumbrey commencement.
- 29:53Speaker 1: Really like knew what we were doing here. It is
- 29:57Speaker 1: what it is.
- 29:58Speaker 5: I need Bonu back my wait, we just got a
- 30:01Speaker 5: text from Jonathan. How about before we get into it
- 30:04Speaker 5: we roast Jonathan.
- 30:05Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I actually don't want our favorite Jonathan moment.
- 30:11Speaker 5: My favorite was after he let us know that he
- 30:15Speaker 5: wasn't gonna be there, sent a video of him driving
- 30:17Speaker 5: on a football field and said, little of this, little
- 30:20Speaker 5: of that.
- 30:23Speaker 1: Here's in the text he just said us. He said,
- 30:25Speaker 1: I'll try to watch Survivor on my three hour trip
- 30:27Speaker 1: home tomorrow evening. Why you can watch it whenever you
- 30:30Speaker 1: wanted this.
- 30:31Speaker 6: There's no rush. The show is over, by the way, Okay,
- 30:37Speaker 6: I'm trying to decide.
- 30:40Speaker 1: If you aired this or not.
- 30:41Speaker 7: Yeah, here's what I'll say, by the way, and then
- 30:48Speaker 7: not saying anything, Here's what I'll say.
- 30:51Speaker 1: It's nothing to get upset. Something up said about that.
- 30:54Speaker 1: Here's what I'll say about by the way. Let me
- 30:58Speaker 1: think through if I should by my friend publicly live.
- 31:05Speaker 1: The reason that we were recording this show at eleven
- 31:08Speaker 1: forty three pm is specifically because he asked us to.
- 31:12Speaker 1: That's not entirely true. Yes it is. No, I it
- 31:15Speaker 1: was more for me.
- 31:16Speaker 2: No, it was not. No.
- 31:18Speaker 1: I don't know if you were trying to be nice
- 31:22Speaker 1: and helped Jonathan.
- 31:23Speaker 6: I wanted to get together, Okay, I wanted it too,
- 31:27Speaker 6: but we could have still recorded in the morning. Jonathan
- 31:30Speaker 6: is not able to record tomorrow, so he said, guys,
- 31:33Speaker 6: I don't know what we're gonna do. And then you
- 31:35Speaker 6: pitched in and you said, well, hey, how about since
- 31:36Speaker 6: we were trying to watch together, we'll just record right
- 31:38Speaker 6: after the episode, and Jonathan said that would be great.
- 31:41Speaker 1: Yeah, so we moved our schedule around for Jonathan. Yes,
- 31:45Speaker 1: I was gonna pitch this regardless though. Yeah, well that's fine.
- 31:49Speaker 1: We still would have done it and we would had
- 31:50Speaker 1: a great time.
- 31:51Speaker 5: But yeah, so we move everything for Jorn and then
- 31:54Speaker 5: Jordan Texas and Joran cannot make it.
- 31:58Speaker 1: And by the way, I felt for it, I.
- 32:05Speaker 5: Was waiting, oh man, yeah, nothing did send a voice memo.
- 32:10Speaker 5: I feel like, by the way, I gotta be careful
- 32:16Speaker 5: because I'll get real mean.
- 32:17Speaker 1: Should we play it? I mean we just buried him,
- 32:19Speaker 1: haven't we? The last? The hands of the fans fans? Yeah, both,
- 32:27Speaker 1: do we play Jonathan's yeah voice memo? Everybody thought the
- 32:32Speaker 1: thing was the last? Okay, and Julia says, don't play it.
- 32:34Speaker 1: PJ says play it two yes and no three yesessh
- 32:39Speaker 1: and Pumpkins said no, oh God. List Beef says no, okay,
- 32:44Speaker 1: then we got four's profoundly play it. So okay, Well
- 32:47Speaker 1: how about I how about I get it on the
- 32:50Speaker 1: thing you can play with and bet you start taking
- 32:53Speaker 1: us through this episode. Man, okay, Well my notes were
- 32:56Speaker 1: very yeah, well crack this coconut, I guess, by the way,
- 33:03Speaker 1: not falling for it. What if we what if we
- 33:07Speaker 1: we were being like, okay, when we come back from
- 33:09Speaker 1: p D covering the episode, we're gonna play George's voicemail,
- 33:12Speaker 1: but then we just play it immediately. Yeah the productions.
- 33:16Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Usually I have thorough notes, but tonight we
- 33:20Speaker 5: were watching it live.
- 33:21Speaker 1: I was smoking and drinking with Chase's wife. Well, clarify
- 33:25Speaker 1: what you mean by smoking? We were smoking weed in
- 33:28Speaker 1: the bathroom. Whoa where was that happening? Told me, yeah,
- 33:35Speaker 1: that was weird. You guys weren't invited. Wait wait, I
- 33:38Speaker 1: went to the even start wait what brought this up?
- 33:41Speaker 1: Started with? I would say my notes were are briefing.
- 33:43Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was.
- 33:44Speaker 8: You know, we were drinking. We were drinking, you guys.
- 33:47Speaker 8: You guys were drinking. I did go to the bathroom.
- 33:50Speaker 8: And by the way, yeah, oh, you're about to say
- 33:54Speaker 8: something about my bathroom. Liz made a smell like weed.
- 33:58Speaker 1: There was there was a can in there, and I thoughtow,
- 34:01Speaker 1: this is nice that.
- 34:03Speaker 5: Oh my first note is three words, and it's that
- 34:06Speaker 5: Tiff is pissed. Yeah, that's how we started this. Tiff
- 34:10Speaker 5: was real mad about the three vote. She was speaking
- 34:13Speaker 5: for all of us in this moment. She was so
- 34:16Speaker 5: mad that she was stumbling around camp.
- 34:19Speaker 1: She was a man different. You know, when you're already
- 34:23Speaker 1: angry and then you embarrassing yourself in front of the hose.
- 34:26Speaker 1: That is what happened to Tiffany in front of the hose.
- 34:31Speaker 5: Yeah, Joe's I was so mad at Jonathan when I
- 34:35Speaker 5: got to Chase's house that I did the same thing
- 34:37Speaker 5: on his steps.
- 34:38Speaker 1: He really did, I actually did. Yeah, I dropped my
- 34:41Speaker 1: water bottle and my coffee. I feel terrible about that. Man,
- 34:45Speaker 1: it's fine. And I was really upset that the ring
- 34:47Speaker 1: doorbell did not catch you. No, I didn't. I'm so sorry.
- 34:50Speaker 7: Man.
- 34:50Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all good, but Tiff was upset.
- 34:52Speaker 5: And then we hear from Joe, who wants to sit
- 34:55Speaker 5: at the end with Rizzo and Jonathan because he doesn't
- 34:59Speaker 5: think he has a chea and beating Aubrey and Tiff.
- 35:02Speaker 5: All right, I think it was Jandre. Actually it was Yeah,
- 35:04Speaker 5: John was saying this Jandre. He's like, I don't want
- 35:08Speaker 5: to be anywhere near those women. I everyone knows how
- 35:12Speaker 5: I feel about women. I don't want to sit at
- 35:15Speaker 5: the end with Aubrey. And two we've already done forty minutes.
- 35:20Speaker 2: We just started, right, everyone, I am in northern Virginia. Oh,
- 35:25Speaker 2: I'm stranded. I've been setting up an event with cameras
- 35:29Speaker 2: and equipment and everything's gone wrong. So I've been trapped.
- 35:33Speaker 2: So I'm sending a voice message because I haven't watched.
- 35:36Speaker 7: So what he's saying is he actually he has all
- 35:40Speaker 7: of the equipment at his disposal to be here.
- 35:44Speaker 1: And he could have been doing his job and had
- 35:47Speaker 1: it on a little screen or something.
- 35:49Speaker 2: Maybe, man, watch the episode. So I'm giving you two options.
- 35:53Speaker 2: The first option is if risk got won, And here's
- 35:56Speaker 2: my reaction.
- 35:57Speaker 1: I knew it.
- 35:58Speaker 2: I never doubted him for a second. I'm so glad
- 36:00Speaker 2: that Rizzio won, and I deserve this win. I knew
- 36:03Speaker 2: he had it in him all along. My second response
- 36:07Speaker 2: is if Rizzo loses. So here's my response. More like, man,
- 36:11Speaker 2: I'm really bummed. I really like Rizzo, and I'm glad
- 36:13Speaker 2: that we gave it a good shot. It's really a
- 36:15Speaker 2: shame what happened in this episode that led up to it.
- 36:18Speaker 2: The third option I'm going to throw in there is
- 36:19Speaker 2: if Joe wins, I do not want to even look
- 36:23Speaker 2: at Joe in the face. I'd hate his season and
- 36:26Speaker 2: I hate Joe and he's got to.
- 36:29Speaker 1: Choke me out for it. Pretty aggressive? Oh is that all?
- 36:32Speaker 1: That's it? And so like the fan vote in season fifty,
- 36:36Speaker 1: this is pretty worthless.
- 36:37Speaker 5: He didn't say anything about Aubrey, no the obvious winner,
- 36:40Speaker 5: potentially winning.
- 36:41Speaker 1: Say anything. So he thought the only possibilities was the wins,
- 36:46Speaker 1: Rizzo loses, Joe wins. The fans got it wrong again. Man,
- 36:53Speaker 1: you hate to see it. Oh man, they asked for
- 36:57Speaker 1: dynamic twists. Yeah.
- 36:59Speaker 5: So after or uh, after Jonathan was saying, yeah, you know,
- 37:02Speaker 5: he doesn't want to go to the end with the women.
- 37:04Speaker 5: He thinks he could beat the men. We got the
- 37:06Speaker 5: sire interview in the spirit of Survivor, you know, we
- 37:08Speaker 5: talked about that. Uh, And then it was the Final
- 37:11Speaker 5: five challenge, the obstacle course that in the circular puzzle.
- 37:15Speaker 7: Yeah, you're crazy because, uh, Jondre is in the league,
- 37:20Speaker 7: big league. Oh yeah, then jon Dre stops to throw up.
- 37:24Speaker 7: That was because because he was having to think, he
- 37:26Speaker 7: was having to think pretty hard. He was like, well,
- 37:28Speaker 7: my body's rejecting this like a demon. And then he
- 37:34Speaker 7: gets back on that puzzle game and Tiff is right there. Yeah,
- 37:40Speaker 7: she's so close, and it is down to one puzzle piece.
- 37:45Speaker 7: Here's what I'll say, man, So basically it's a it's
- 37:47Speaker 7: an obstacle. Course, Jandre flies through it, just like brand says.
- 37:51Speaker 7: He always does the physical part very well. No, nothing
- 37:54Speaker 7: shocking there. He has a pretty big league as he
- 37:57Speaker 7: goes into the puzzle. This is the best he's done
- 38:00Speaker 7: with a puzzle. Him and Joe both do a.
- 38:02Speaker 1: Pretty decent job on the puzzle, to the point where
- 38:05Speaker 1: I actually thought for a second Joe was gonna win
- 38:08Speaker 1: the challenge. That would have been insane work. Yeah, and
- 38:12Speaker 1: then Aubrey and Rizzo were pretty far behind because the
- 38:15Speaker 1: physical element the mud, yeah, the mud in the net.
- 38:19Speaker 6: And then uh, but let's talk about my favorite part
- 38:21Speaker 6: of the challenge, which is at one point they're like,
- 38:24Speaker 6: we'll just have.
- 38:24Speaker 1: Them run into a pole.
- 38:25Speaker 5: Oh yeah, to get your bags down. You gotta go
- 38:28Speaker 5: shake it. Or if you're John Dre or Joe, you
- 38:30Speaker 5: do it.
- 38:31Speaker 1: Just into it. Yeah, you do a little shoulder tackle
- 38:33Speaker 1: you just to the pole, which was funny. I liked
- 38:35Speaker 1: the Survivor fishing rod that. I like how they really
- 38:41Speaker 1: just tried some stuff for this last obstacle. Course, yeah,
- 38:44Speaker 1: should we uh in the good news, guys, I just
- 38:47Speaker 1: heard this, All of those things are back on the table.
- 38:50Speaker 7: Oh because of the Open Era that we've Actually what
- 38:55Speaker 7: Survivor is known for is brand new challenges every season.
- 38:59Speaker 1: Yeah, but not anymore. No, No, the Open Era is
- 39:03Speaker 1: gonna be reusing challenges. Dang dude, unlike the New Era.
- 39:08Speaker 1: It might seem like we're making fun of the Open Era,
- 39:11Speaker 1: but I'm genuinely excited for it. Yeah, I'm really excited.
- 39:14Speaker 1: I am excited for it. Yeah, it's just kind of
- 39:16Speaker 1: funny to make fun of. I think them coining things
- 39:19Speaker 1: themselves is a little cheesy. Yeah, let us do it.
- 39:22Speaker 5: I mean, do you know how tempted I was to
- 39:24Speaker 5: end making the merge right here after I won with
- 39:27Speaker 5: Aubrey became the three time champion, just closed the book.
- 39:30Speaker 1: Wait, wait, do you think you have the power to
- 39:31Speaker 1: just end the show. I think if I quit, none
- 39:34Speaker 1: of y'all would do it. I disagree, you know, think
- 39:36Speaker 1: so well. I mean Jonathan, we know, won't show up,
- 39:38Speaker 1: but me and brand would meet up every week and
- 39:39Speaker 1: we would talk Survivor. Yeah, I mean, we talk about
- 39:41Speaker 1: Survivor enough. I'm back to homemark now. So it's just
- 39:44Speaker 1: it's just cross. I thought I had more power than that. No, man, Like,
- 39:47Speaker 1: remember when you were in Mexico and I edited the
- 39:50Speaker 1: show and then you told me I need you back
- 39:52Speaker 1: because I don't want to do all this work again.
- 39:54Speaker 5: I extend I'm gonna do this. I'm going to decide
- 39:57Speaker 5: at the end of every season whether we were new
- 39:59Speaker 5: making the merge. So I decide we renew making the
- 40:03Speaker 5: merge for season fifty one.
- 40:05Speaker 1: That's big. Also, I lose money on this show every year. Yeah,
- 40:10Speaker 1: I mean, so it's like, thanks, I make minimum wage
- 40:13Speaker 1: to do it. Well, I'm giving you all of Jonathan's
- 40:16Speaker 1: cut this year.
- 40:17Speaker 5: Because yeah, after not showing up for the finale, you know,
- 40:20Speaker 5: that's an unforgivable sin.
- 40:21Speaker 1: It's an unforgivable one. He's not going to heaven for
- 40:23Speaker 1: this one. Boys stranded. Yeah, so after after this challenge
- 40:27Speaker 1: that Jandre narrowly wins.
- 40:29Speaker 5: Does the worm pounds his chest, screams, throws up, cries, farts,
- 40:35Speaker 5: He did, He.
- 40:35Speaker 1: Did a lot of things. He looked like zac Efron
- 40:37Speaker 1: singing bed on It in High School Musical two. The
- 40:39Speaker 1: way he was hitting the ground. Yeah.
- 40:41Speaker 5: After this, we get back to the beach and tiff
- 40:44Speaker 5: is fighting for her life. She knows that she's the
- 40:46Speaker 5: obvious next target.
- 40:49Speaker 1: Maybe I hear the Blues call in, toss salad and
- 40:52Speaker 1: scream what if to be mean to Jonathan, I went
- 40:58Speaker 1: in and re recorded all of his drops with my voice.
- 41:02Speaker 1: I would like that. That'd be Yeah, just see if
- 41:05Speaker 1: you know, well, you show up you. Tiff is throwing
- 41:11Speaker 1: Aubrey under the bus big time, saying things like.
- 41:16Speaker 5: She's like Camilla, she's got the bus, she ran her over,
- 41:20Speaker 5: she's reversing it, hit it again, Brian God. And she's
- 41:25Speaker 5: doing this because Tiffany is right. Everything Tiffany said here
- 41:29Speaker 5: is a has an amazing story. By not voting out Aubrey,
- 41:35Speaker 5: then you're potentially letting her win the game.
- 41:37Speaker 6: I mean, essentially, what Tiffany said to Joe and Jondre
- 41:40Speaker 6: is if you don't take her out, instead of me.
- 41:42Speaker 6: Right now, she's gonna win the game. And then it happened, and.
- 41:45Speaker 1: Yeah, let's let's go to tribal. Is there a song
- 41:49Speaker 1: for that that? Don't play Jonathan again? Never wind? Yeah here,
- 41:51Speaker 1: I'll do it. I'll bus again. Just do the bus Okay?
- 41:55Speaker 1: Uh yeah. So we go to tribal and Tiff just
- 41:57Speaker 1: takes this as her platform to go off on every body.
- 42:00Speaker 1: And it was beautiful. I loved it. And it wasn't
- 42:03Speaker 1: a Mopi dingas. It was fighting. It was a fighting dingus,
- 42:08Speaker 1: don't I don't think it was dingas at all. Actually, no, No,
- 42:12Speaker 1: she knew the riding was on the wall, and she's like,
- 42:14Speaker 1: I'm gonna let y'all have it, and then when you
- 42:16Speaker 1: vote me out, I'm gonna leave with my head held
- 42:18Speaker 1: high and not be a Mopi.
- 42:19Speaker 6: Ding Is there a possibility where if she didn't go
- 42:22Speaker 6: the way that she went, if she played it nice,
- 42:25Speaker 6: she doesn't get voted out?
- 42:26Speaker 1: Or is it just it was done?
- 42:27Speaker 5: No, she knew what was going to happen, and if
- 42:30Speaker 5: there was any possibility for it changing, I don't think
- 42:32Speaker 5: anything that she said would have affected.
- 42:34Speaker 1: Now you want to know what I would have done?
- 42:36Speaker 6: I would have gone to Rizzo and I would have said,
- 42:38Speaker 6: you want to make one more big move before the
- 42:39Speaker 6: jury decides who wins this game. She probably did play
- 42:42Speaker 6: your idol for me, show everybody what's up.
- 42:44Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, actually, if she did do that, they would
- 42:47Speaker 1: have showed it to his problem. Yeah. And then we
- 42:50Speaker 1: get the next day it is the final four.
- 42:56Speaker 7: Not much happens, and then we go to the emotions emotion,
- 42:59Speaker 7: which I was thrilled I voted for, we all voted
- 43:02Speaker 7: for it.
- 43:02Speaker 5: I had a good feeling it was gonna be some
- 43:04Speaker 5: emotion and I was thrilled because I love that challenge.
- 43:06Speaker 5: This emotion is one that I always like. I love
- 43:08Speaker 5: the view that they have overlooking everything they have to do,
- 43:11Speaker 5: like a little time to get up there.
- 43:14Speaker 1: And not to be confused with the jotation emotion going
- 43:19Speaker 1: into this one, though, Joe won some emotion in his season. Uh,
- 43:24Speaker 1: but for some reason immediately does the worst strategy possible,
- 43:28Speaker 1: which is he's putting all his balls immediately after each
- 43:31Speaker 1: other instead of spacing them out. I don't know why
- 43:33Speaker 1: he did. I mean, he went far in the challenge.
- 43:35Speaker 6: It ended up being this epic final battle between Joe
- 43:38Speaker 6: and Aubrey but his essential downfall was the fact that
- 43:42Speaker 6: there was no strategy.
- 43:43Speaker 5: And Aubrey had him what seemed like perfectly spaced out
- 43:47Speaker 5: the entire time, and we won.
- 43:49Speaker 1: It was such an amazing moment.
- 43:50Speaker 7: I think all three of us just went WHOA, Yeah,
- 43:53Speaker 7: I was gonna be honest. They could do some emotion
- 43:57Speaker 7: every challenge and I would probably be in.
- 44:00Speaker 1: I think it's kind of the best Survivor challenge. I
- 44:02Speaker 1: just want to try it. So it's up there with
- 44:04Speaker 1: when they get them to the top of the pole
- 44:05Speaker 1: and they got to sit up there at the top.
- 44:07Speaker 7: But I think what makes this great is it is
- 44:10Speaker 7: a wonderful compromise between a challenge where anybody at any
- 44:16Speaker 7: point could win, but it's not it isn't it is endurance,
- 44:21Speaker 7: but it's not gonna go hours. So like Jeff's happy,
- 44:24Speaker 7: this is yeah, yes, this is this is not gonna
- 44:28Speaker 7: go forever. It's really fun to watch. Anybody can win.
- 44:34Speaker 7: It's it's great.
- 44:36Speaker 6: I do want to bring up something that made brand
- 44:38Speaker 6: very upset recently, which was the taking you having to
- 44:40Speaker 6: do one foot on that challenge. On that challenge, you
- 44:43Speaker 6: said that this week in an interview. Jeff said it
- 44:46Speaker 6: was officially retired. But it's the open air baby, and
- 44:49Speaker 6: it's back on the table.
- 44:50Speaker 1: The gummets. That's crazy, you're right, yeah, it's back on
- 44:55Speaker 1: the table. Maybe the open era doesn't mean everything. Guys.
- 44:59Speaker 6: We can buy the Emotion game on Etsy because that's
- 45:03Speaker 6: what Aubrey did to practice. Guys, we could be some
- 45:05Speaker 6: motioning together. Is it like a little one? Let me know,
- 45:09Speaker 6: like the puzzle. I'll somebody get on that right now,
- 45:12Speaker 6: I'll get on I'll pay for half of it. I
- 45:15Speaker 6: want some motion? Well, you all keep checking, No way,
- 45:21Speaker 6: I want to wait.
- 45:22Speaker 1: Actually, by the way, hey wait, I'm surprised my witches
- 45:28Speaker 1: didn't tell me about this. They got so many Survivor challenges.
- 45:32Speaker 1: We'res some motion.
- 45:33Speaker 5: Okay, this is now that we know that you can
- 45:35Speaker 5: purchase Survivor challenges like this, this is going to change
- 45:39Speaker 5: like every draft, We're going to buy a new.
- 45:41Speaker 1: Survivor challenge until my backyards filled with Yeah, you can
- 45:45Speaker 1: get the Big Wall one. Sorry, this is off the rails.
- 45:49Speaker 5: We're about to spend the whole Patreon money on Survivor challenges?
- 45:55Speaker 1: Can we do it?
- 45:57Speaker 5: Is it still going to be too cold for fire
- 45:59Speaker 5: or shut We're gonna do fire and chases like I
- 46:03Speaker 5: might get chili.
- 46:05Speaker 1: That's not what happened. It's the fire. It's not ideal
- 46:10Speaker 1: for it to be cold when making fire. I only
- 46:13Speaker 1: have one shirt. That's it. I'm ending the podcast. You
- 46:18Speaker 1: don't get to decide that I can't find some motions.
- 46:21Speaker 1: Besides that, I can't find some motion. But I'm sure
- 46:23Speaker 1: it's I'm sure it's on there.
- 46:25Speaker 5: We need to find somebody who can make or I
- 46:28Speaker 5: wouldn't even know talk to them. I wouldn't either a
- 46:32Speaker 5: bunch of like Rusty Copper that you've build this for me.
- 46:38Speaker 5: It's back on the table, all right. That's all we're saying.
- 46:41Speaker 1: We're gonna get it. We're gonna we're gonna be doing
- 46:42Speaker 1: some fun survivor challenges maybe in the off season. Yeah.
- 46:46Speaker 1: So when Aubrey won this, it was very much like, yeah,
- 46:49Speaker 1: she's winning. It's like when Rachel won. It was written
- 46:53Speaker 1: in the stars, baby.
- 46:54Speaker 5: And when she was with Jeff and crying and Jeff
- 46:59Speaker 5: asked her if she had anything to say, and she's like,
- 47:01Speaker 5: didn't she say to Jeff, like, what what do you
- 47:04Speaker 5: have to say?
- 47:04Speaker 1: Because I don't know what to say right now. She
- 47:06Speaker 1: didn't have a word, and Jeff said, well, how about
- 47:07Speaker 1: I say something? And Jeff goes by the way and
- 47:12Speaker 1: that he didn't say anything, and then he goes, you know,
- 47:15Speaker 1: Jonathan's the total package. Yeah, Jonathan's the total Stephanie wanted Josh's.
- 47:22Speaker 4: Fire, so he's hot. He's white, total package. Holl cock,
- 47:34Speaker 4: Oh god.
- 47:35Speaker 5: In a hilarious moment Aubrey, she decided to take Joe
- 47:40Speaker 5: and Joe not realizing it's because he has no resume
- 47:42Speaker 5: and is the obvious goat.
- 47:44Speaker 1: Joe is so honored by this that it brought him
- 47:46Speaker 1: to That was.
- 47:46Speaker 6: So funny because he took it as a huge compliment.
- 47:49Speaker 6: It was the biggest insult you could get in Survivor.
- 47:51Speaker 6: I'm taking you the fire because there's no chance in
- 47:53Speaker 6: hell you can beat Yeah.
- 47:54Speaker 5: I'm gonna put those two guys that did stuff in
- 47:56Speaker 5: the game against each other and then one of them
- 47:58Speaker 5: is gonna go home and increase my chances.
- 48:00Speaker 1: It's when she said you mean so much to me,
- 48:03Speaker 1: and I'm like, where where is that pinall season?
- 48:06Speaker 5: Oh, she should have brought that up as like a
- 48:08Speaker 5: mastermind lie. At final tribal, I told Joe he meant
- 48:12Speaker 5: a lot to me when you all know he needs
- 48:14Speaker 5: fucking nothing to me.
- 48:17Speaker 1: And then she pulls out of her emotion. Etsy puzzle.
- 48:19Speaker 5: Yeah it's a mini one. Okay, we need to get
- 48:22Speaker 5: in touch with Aubrey. Where did you get your hands on?
- 48:24Speaker 1: Some motion? In the chat? They have sent me the link?
- 48:28Speaker 1: What is this? It's a three D printed version. I
- 48:33Speaker 1: guess it's the same thing, though, but it's aesthetically it
- 48:36Speaker 1: is not it is. Listen. If I can't get some
- 48:39Speaker 1: sort of infection playing this, I don't want to do it.
- 48:43Speaker 1: It looks like twenty bowls stecked on each other. Yeah,
- 48:46Speaker 1: maybe we should just get a three D printer. I
- 48:47Speaker 1: have a three D printer, I've just never used it.
- 48:49Speaker 1: Whoa can't hide money? We're in my Studio's true? Yeah,
- 48:56Speaker 1: it's this one.
- 48:57Speaker 5: You know anybody with a three D printer? Pistol asking
- 49:03Speaker 5: for a friend? I know of some redneck kids. PD
- 49:07Speaker 5: is the only person I know. PD has his concealed
- 49:10Speaker 5: weapons permit, doesn't even own a gun.
- 49:13Speaker 1: No, but I know how to shoot it. You shot
- 49:16Speaker 1: it one time and I did real good.
- 49:21Speaker 5: Actually, the guy who was training me, he's like, you've
- 49:24Speaker 5: really never shot a gun before? And I said no,
- 49:26Speaker 5: and he's like, you must play video games. Then I
- 49:27Speaker 5: was like, yep, I guess that's what did it. So
- 49:31Speaker 5: you know some kids who have three D printed it's illegal. Yeah,
- 49:35Speaker 5: snitch on them right now. Snitch snitch, snitch snitch.
- 49:40Speaker 1: But I will say I was thinking about naming names,
- 49:42Speaker 1: but you know, we'll keep going. It's Jonathan, it wasn
- 49:46Speaker 1: So what happens next, Well, i'll tell you. Okay, Rizza
- 49:51Speaker 1: minds out that he's got to make fire again, and
- 49:53Speaker 1: I we we we talked about a while that was happening.
- 49:56Speaker 1: This is so soon, Like he was literally home for
- 49:59Speaker 1: like five days, so he has not had any kind
- 50:02Speaker 1: of process the fact that he lost through the worst
- 50:06Speaker 1: possible way, which is fire. It's a horrible way to
- 50:09Speaker 1: get out of the game, and he has to do
- 50:12Speaker 1: it again, and he's practicing kind of he's been he's
- 50:16Speaker 1: been a real mobi dingus in this moment and he's
- 50:18Speaker 1: crying and he's yeah, and he sounds like Mickey Mouse, and.
- 50:23Speaker 5: It is how could you be so good and so bad?
- 50:27Speaker 5: But then you know who was the stepdad who stepped up?
- 50:31Speaker 1: Joe. Joe came in.
- 50:32Speaker 9: He's like, it's let it play out. This is him
- 50:40Speaker 9: this is him practicing. It's getting worse and worse.
- 50:47Speaker 5: Joe sees this struggling Nintendo character and he said, you
- 50:51Speaker 5: know what, I've helped young white kids with emotional outbursts
- 50:55Speaker 5: and survivor before I can.
- 50:57Speaker 1: Do this again. And he did co him up, not because.
- 51:01Speaker 6: He heard He heard Rizzo was Albanian and thought it
- 51:04Speaker 6: meant autistic, so he was like, I gotta get involved
- 51:07Speaker 6: in this, and his defense he is.
- 51:09Speaker 1: Just if if now I have to leave that in
- 51:13Speaker 1: because Brand's tag was so funny. Hey, you didn't think
- 51:17Speaker 1: my joke was funny, Well, I mean it was, but
- 51:21Speaker 1: then Brand came and did the alley oop and now
- 51:23Speaker 1: it's like I and by the way, but what he
- 51:26Speaker 1: just said was he was going to cut it out
- 51:28Speaker 1: until Brand made it better, because Brand made it impossible
- 51:31Speaker 1: to take out. Jesus. It's like how Jeff messed up
- 51:35Speaker 1: the Live tribal but then kept talking about it. Can
- 51:39Speaker 1: we talk about since.
- 51:40Speaker 6: We're talking about Rizzo in this moment here, which is
- 51:42Speaker 6: like he failed fire making because he did nothing at
- 51:45Speaker 6: camp all season. I did have to practice, and he
- 51:48Speaker 6: didn't have time to practice in between seasons, but he
- 51:49Speaker 6: could have been practicing in camp right, and Stephanie felt
- 51:53Speaker 6: the need to keep trashing Rizzo during Final Tribe and
- 51:57Speaker 6: he got to the point where who was said that
- 52:00Speaker 6: was like Rizzo Tiff.
- 52:02Speaker 1: Yeah, Tiff goes, I'm confused, and he just goes, just
- 52:05Speaker 1: let her do her thing. It's like, why is he
- 52:07Speaker 1: catching strays in the Final Trouble that he's not even
- 52:10Speaker 1: a part of.
- 52:10Speaker 5: I think Rizzo is the one who actually said I'm confused. No,
- 52:14Speaker 5: let no, it sounded like Tiff because he went, I'm confused.
- 52:22Speaker 1: We should leave that into he leaves all his ship in. Yeah.
- 52:28Speaker 1: I never miss Oh god, yeah, I never missed. Just
- 52:31Speaker 1: like on my draft this season. I mean, let's just
- 52:34Speaker 1: say though, genuinely an impressive draft, legendary draft one with
- 52:37Speaker 1: my first overall pick. I love you, Abby Brocco. Okay,
- 52:40Speaker 1: let's keep going.
- 52:41Speaker 7: It was the writing was on. She had a mental
- 52:44Speaker 7: breakdown early in the season. Yeah, started to pull herself together. Yeah,
- 52:50Speaker 7: and that's when I offered you all of my players.
- 52:52Speaker 7: I could see it, Yeah, you could see half way
- 52:54Speaker 7: through the season. I could see you see it from
- 52:56Speaker 7: the beginning.
- 52:58Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't see it, you know, Bring, but Jonathan,
- 53:02Speaker 5: he was pretty confident about his fire making ability until
- 53:05Speaker 5: Rizzo got the coaching from Joe and then Jan Dre
- 53:07Speaker 5: was like, uh oh, I might not be able to
- 53:10Speaker 5: do this.
- 53:11Speaker 1: You think he was editing because then at the actual
- 53:13Speaker 1: fire making, I don't play Rizzo three enough, but that
- 53:24Speaker 1: was the perfect time deal because that's how Rizzo was
- 53:26Speaker 1: feeling together.
- 53:28Speaker 5: I mean, if if you look at the Rizzo Mario
- 53:30Speaker 5: drops EP track three was really underrated coming this off.
- 53:34Speaker 1: Season, Tier tier making of the Rizzo sound drops, Yeah,
- 53:39Speaker 1: well I think that tests tier. I think so. Yeah,
- 53:42Speaker 1: I think they all are. I know, it's kind of
- 53:45Speaker 1: hard to pick a bad one.
- 53:46Speaker 7: And so.
- 53:48Speaker 1: Before we before we go to fire making, this is
- 53:51Speaker 1: where Jeff fucks up. We got into that. I mean,
- 53:53Speaker 1: that's how we were already talking about it.
- 53:56Speaker 5: We can brush over that, and then we have Rizzo
- 53:58Speaker 5: versus Jonathan four who will be the biggest loser or
- 54:02Speaker 5: bringing back old NBC shows.
- 54:04Speaker 1: The biggest loser. And this was.
- 54:07Speaker 7: Potentially the least I've ever watched a fire making because
- 54:13Speaker 7: I didn't care.
- 54:14Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't care at all, because you know, there
- 54:17Speaker 5: was some circumstances in going into this that might make
- 54:21Speaker 5: it a little less compelling.
- 54:23Speaker 1: I will say.
- 54:24Speaker 6: Something that made me laugh really hard is during the
- 54:26Speaker 6: fire making in our group chat, the live chat, someone goes.
- 54:28Speaker 1: I think Rizo can pull it off. It's a good bit.
- 54:34Speaker 1: So yeah, after fire making, we get down to the
- 54:37Speaker 1: to the final three. Man.
- 54:38Speaker 7: This is when the final three on the beach having
- 54:42Speaker 7: a really dumb conversation.
- 54:43Speaker 1: Yeah, so John Dre goes, you think the guy from
- 54:46Speaker 1: Castaway would be proud of us? You know, Tom Hanks
- 54:49Speaker 1: is a guy from casting And then BD Goes goes, oh,
- 54:53Speaker 1: I thought he was talking about Wilson. He might have
- 54:57Speaker 1: been the volleyball guy from Castaway.
- 55:00Speaker 5: But I did like how Another thing Jan dre said
- 55:04Speaker 5: was it was about fire and he said, if I
- 55:05Speaker 5: can't make a fire before Rizzo does, it's because God's right.
- 55:10Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if he says that if I can go out,
- 55:12Speaker 1: it's not my boss, God's God did God did to
- 55:15Speaker 1: me what he did to teeny. I love when people
- 55:19Speaker 1: anytime that there's consequences for their actions, there is like, actually,
- 55:22Speaker 1: it's God's fault, it wasn't Meg. Yeah. Yeah, And then
- 55:26Speaker 1: they hear a boats and then the real Mario showed up.
- 55:29Speaker 6: Yeah's brother is dressed in overall.
- 55:35Speaker 7: Story four there was no tease of this at any point,
- 55:38Speaker 7: And I gotta be honest with you, I'm surprised I
- 55:40Speaker 7: did it for fifty because this is not the open
- 55:42Speaker 7: Era yet.
- 55:43Speaker 1: No, and not everything was back on and New Era.
- 55:47Speaker 1: We've not seen family visits. I don't think so. No,
- 55:51Speaker 1: I don't know if that means that this it's is
- 55:53Speaker 1: it still is? Do you think that that was the
- 55:55Speaker 1: opening of Pandora's box that led to the open era?
- 55:58Speaker 1: That's interesting, you know, it's kind of fucked up now
- 56:01Speaker 1: to think about how we've been closed for fifty seasons. Well, no, No,
- 56:05Speaker 1: we've been closed just for New Era, just for New No.
- 56:08Speaker 1: I think we've never had everything on the table.
- 56:12Speaker 6: I would argue that we did. I would argue we
- 56:14Speaker 6: always have, Yeah, except for the New Era, which was
- 56:16Speaker 6: very closed. Let me ask you this, does open Era
- 56:19Speaker 6: mean that thirty six days is back on the table.
- 56:21Speaker 6: I doubt it, okay, And I don't think it needs it.
- 56:23Speaker 6: Is that controversial to say it doesn't need it. It's controversial.
- 56:25Speaker 1: Yes, So it's the open era minus everything that costs
- 56:28Speaker 1: money live tribal. No, they're definitely not doing that shit again.
- 56:33Speaker 1: Jeff fucked that up for everybody. Oh, I do have
- 56:35Speaker 1: one more fire making quote. Okay, to circle back to
- 56:38Speaker 1: fire making one more time.
- 56:39Speaker 5: When Jeff said this has been our best it, Hey,
- 56:42Speaker 5: this episode has been all over the place just because
- 56:46Speaker 5: Liz gave me drugs in her bathroom.
- 56:48Speaker 1: There's no drugs in the bathroom. I want to make
- 56:50Speaker 1: exception allegedly. I would say that this is Jonathan's fault.
- 56:55Speaker 5: But here's the difference between me and Stephanie is I
- 56:57Speaker 5: can get on here and behave you know, after after
- 57:01Speaker 5: getting in toxic. I'm not behaving, No, just me compared
- 57:05Speaker 5: to Stephanie.
- 57:07Speaker 1: Yeah. I do have audio though of PD in the bathroom.
- 57:12Speaker 1: Oh no, I love gay people, don't get me wrong.
- 57:23Speaker 1: Oh man, I was gonna talk about the question that,
- 57:27Speaker 1: oh yeah, play that a good okay, because I kind
- 57:30Speaker 1: of buried it. But I never met Arizzo that was
- 57:33Speaker 1: on the up and out. I'm glad I saved that.
- 57:36Speaker 1: Who knew that they would become such a pair any red.
- 57:41Speaker 1: You can't spell p D without D shut out D. Yeah,
- 57:46Speaker 1: D is awesome. I would love to see her again.
- 57:49Speaker 1: I don't think that one's happening. She's such a she's
- 57:53Speaker 1: such a CBS production person. They're going to bring her
- 57:56Speaker 1: back for something that's like the whole time she was.
- 58:00Speaker 1: She was like the producer of the of the tribal.
- 58:02Speaker 1: But I liked to circle back to fire making like
- 58:05Speaker 1: I said I was gonna do.
- 58:06Speaker 5: When Jeff said one of you is going to die
- 58:08Speaker 5: in the same way twice, I thought that was a Yeah,
- 58:11Speaker 5: that was a great point.
- 58:12Speaker 1: And then Rizzo double died.
- 58:14Speaker 6: Also another great quote about fire making from Rizzo. At
- 58:17Speaker 6: one point he goes, me and fire are destined to
- 58:19Speaker 6: meet again.
- 58:20Speaker 1: Me and fire to meet agains.
- 58:26Speaker 5: Yeah, So the family, I really love the family visit
- 58:33Speaker 5: coming back. I wish they brought it back in the
- 58:35Speaker 5: way that I suggested. I think like two seasons ago,
- 58:38Speaker 5: we did an episode where we were pitching ideas and
- 58:40Speaker 5: I said, have the families come out before a challenge,
- 58:43Speaker 5: lock them all in cages.
- 58:45Speaker 1: Yeah, I loves man. That was a great bit. Big
- 58:50Speaker 1: Brother's coming back, Big Brother, Away Brother, all right, Final Tribal.
- 59:01Speaker 1: We talked about it pretty pretty much. We have talked
- 59:03Speaker 1: about it a good bit.
- 59:04Speaker 5: But I just want to stress how I think Aubrey
- 59:07Speaker 5: did a better job than the Jan Dre and Joe,
- 59:10Speaker 5: even though JN Dre was getting assists from.
- 59:14Speaker 1: Everybody, well not everybody, just the ones you would expect.
- 59:17Speaker 5: Yeah, but they just were hammering at home over and
- 59:19Speaker 5: over again, like talking for him, and Aubrey had to
- 59:22Speaker 5: speak for herself for the most part. I mean Aubrey
- 59:24Speaker 5: had like Suri going to bat for her. Yeah, and
- 59:26Speaker 5: Devin's a little bit but shocked me and Stephanie's defense.
- 59:30Speaker 5: She wants to hammer him home.
- 59:33Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the complete pass to hammer the total package home.
- 59:36Speaker 4: Uh.
- 59:37Speaker 6: What surprised me was Emily was surprisingly pushing for Joe.
- 59:42Speaker 6: I think Emily was just being fair.
- 59:44Speaker 1: Yeah, who did in the end?
- 59:46Speaker 7: I multiple times that people, multiple times people asked questions
- 59:52Speaker 7: and Joe just didn't get to answer.
- 59:54Speaker 1: They were walking all over him. Man.
- 59:55Speaker 5: I think Emily was just being sympathetic. You know, She's like,
- 59:58Speaker 5: let me let the dumb fire fighter. You think that's
- 1:00:01Speaker 5: why he blocked everybody because they didn't let him talk.
- 1:00:04Speaker 5: Maybe he's like, man, fuck y'all, I'm plucking y'all on Instagram.
- 1:00:07Speaker 5: I didn't get to talk of final trouble. You don't
- 1:00:09Speaker 5: get to talk about d I don't know, but Teed
- 1:00:13Speaker 5: ended up at the We talk about her a lot
- 1:00:16Speaker 5: it's because of Joe. I'm just so baffled by the
- 1:00:18Speaker 5: fact that Joe blocked her.
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: She was at the live finale. Man, I didn't get
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: that in the shout out to Tech, we didn't get invited.
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: We're the best Survivor podcast, are we? Yeah? Dude?
- 1:00:31Speaker 7: No other shows doing it like this if if in
- 1:00:35Speaker 7: in our de we didn't ask anybody, So were we.
- 1:00:38Speaker 6: Supposed to ask someone? I think it's a thing you
- 1:00:41Speaker 6: you you request. Maybe that's what me and p D
- 1:00:44Speaker 6: definitely live in the world where it's like we are asked,
- 1:00:47Speaker 6: we do not ask.
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I asked to do the act interviews,
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: but we were too late because we it was the
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: season already. Ever respond, yes, they did. I didn't tell
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: us that late. Oh you never told that.
- 1:00:59Speaker 5: Well, so it wasn't good news. So we'll have to
- 1:01:01Speaker 5: do it earlier next time for fifty one maybe maybe.
- 1:01:04Speaker 5: But at the same time, we've had this conversation before.
- 1:01:07Speaker 5: Do we want to do exit press because if we
- 1:01:11Speaker 5: can do it our way? Yeah, but but we can't
- 1:01:14Speaker 5: or I don't know, they'll let us get away with it.
- 1:01:17Speaker 5: I would like to like not talk about the game
- 1:01:19Speaker 5: at all.
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: Exactly me either That's what I'm saying. We can do
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: it our way, where we bring on the person that
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: just got lemonade and be like, all right, you fucked
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: up pretty bad. Tell us why that happened. We would
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: just do bits with them. We would just do bits
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: with them. We'll see if we can make it happen.
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: We're gonna make it that brand.
- 1:01:33Speaker 5: You get that, get that going, okay, get out at brand.
- 1:01:38Speaker 5: Uh and then yeah, so final tribal. I was talking
- 1:01:42Speaker 5: about how Aubrey I think uh, when she really sealed it,
- 1:01:47Speaker 5: it was who asked the question of like Christian. It
- 1:01:49Speaker 5: was Christian, tell me the story. Tell me your survivor's story,
- 1:01:54Speaker 5: like your pitch for why you should win the game.
- 1:01:56Speaker 5: And it was like she was reading off a script.
- 1:01:59Speaker 5: Obviously there's no script there, but she delivered it so well.
- 1:02:03Speaker 5: And the producers are off screen there telling them what
- 1:02:06Speaker 5: they're Oh yeah, they get Q cards like S ANDL.
- 1:02:09Speaker 5: But she, I mean, she really benefited also from having
- 1:02:13Speaker 5: a story. It felt like going into this that she
- 1:02:16Speaker 5: was the only one with a story, right, with a
- 1:02:18Speaker 5: compelling one at least.
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: Yeah, Jonathan's story was not good.
- 1:02:22Speaker 7: I mean, Jonathan's whole story kind of that I've heard
- 1:02:26Speaker 7: this season is like I've spent the last four years
- 1:02:30Speaker 7: with Boston rob training for this, and.
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: It's like, all right, then you should have done better.
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: I mean he did better. He absolutely did better.
- 1:02:38Speaker 6: He played a pretty strategic game. I think he played
- 1:02:41Speaker 6: a winning deserve it. If he would have won, no
- 1:02:45Speaker 6: one would have been happy. But I don't think you
- 1:02:46Speaker 6: could say he didn't deserve it.
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I think.
- 1:02:50Speaker 5: Uh.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: I think there's a world where he can win if
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: he comes back. Yeah. I don't know if he comes back, though, Man,
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: I could tell about Survivor forever. Like, all I want
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: to do is sit here and talk about the players
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: that should come back, which we already did for like
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: fifteen minutes earlier. Yeah. So Aubrey, well she hasn't won
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: yet because we wrap up tribal.
- 1:03:15Speaker 5: Jeff collects the votes, he gets on his jet ski
- 1:03:17Speaker 5: that takes him to the helicopter that takes him to
- 1:03:20Speaker 5: a sailboat, and then he shows up at the finale
- 1:03:23Speaker 5: and he reads the votes for everybody. I wish he
- 1:03:26Speaker 5: had just gone through with his bit and spoiled that
- 1:03:29Speaker 5: Aubrey has won. How funny would that have been.
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: They said that they didn't have time for Jeff to do.
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: They always say that they don't have time for him
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: to go do the wild journeys, and then they send
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: Aubrey to get her car through essentially the same journey
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: that Jeff typically does. That's true.
- 1:03:45Speaker 5: I love how she was like so excited when she
- 1:03:47Speaker 5: got up and then there was some confusion of like
- 1:03:49Speaker 5: where the fuck is this thing? And then she finally
- 1:03:52Speaker 5: makes it over there and the video of her in
- 1:03:54Speaker 5: the car, she was fucking ecstatic, and she.
- 1:03:57Speaker 7: Goes, this is such a throw bat to what She
- 1:04:00Speaker 7: was more excited about the car than the two million dollars.
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. Well, that's what was so confusing
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: to me, is like why did they give the car
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: to someone else? Like she just she's got two million.
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: They're hurrizing car. The curse is lifted. It's the name
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: of the episode. Do you think jumps more that he's like, Okay,
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: we'll break the car curse and that will lead us
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: into the open era where everything's back on the time.
- 1:04:23Speaker 7: That's possible our car's gonna be up for grabs again
- 1:04:27Speaker 7: in the open aura.
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: I hope. So possibly maybe just some elf makeup.
- 1:04:31Speaker 5: Maybe it's called the the Aubrey Reward from now on
- 1:04:34Speaker 5: because she lived. Yeah, it's the Aubrey car Reward. I
- 1:04:39Speaker 5: like it, by the way. Yeah, oh dang, you got me.
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: That was good. And then Sore won the Coe Award, Yeah,
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: which I don't like how they just did that. They
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: didn't hype it up at all. They go, all right,
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: so CE has given up millions of dollars over the years.
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: Someone's gonna get a hundred thousand dollars? Can anyone guess
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: who it is? Everyone's going crazy and he goes, that's right,
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: you're the winner. All right. Now we're gonna hey, CBS,
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: you fucked up. Okay, let me.
- 1:05:08Speaker 5: Let me tell you why you fucked up, because we
- 1:05:11Speaker 5: have somebody on our show named Brand who wrote a
- 1:05:14Speaker 5: Sea song for sire. You can you imagine if they
- 1:05:20Speaker 5: announced that SI won the award, maybe Sea is there
- 1:05:23Speaker 5: to announce it, and then well, if CIA was there,
- 1:05:26Speaker 5: they probably have heard you the song.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: But then you bring Bran up and he sings this
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: as SII comes up. It would be beautiful. It would
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: have been great. It would have been when you fucked up.
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: Yeah you did. CBS stands for can't be see you in? Yeah?
- 1:05:51Speaker 5: I hope they I hope, I hope we put in
- 1:05:53Speaker 5: a request for exit press. They listened to this and
- 1:05:56Speaker 5: hear me go, you fun't is they give tons of
- 1:06:01Speaker 5: stuff to podcasts who hate Survivor. We love the show.
- 1:06:05Speaker 5: And they gave the red carpet interview spot to somebody
- 1:06:09Speaker 5: who allegedly pregamed. You know that pregame is so I
- 1:06:13Speaker 5: bet Sages.
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: Sages watching sa manifesto stage dropped her whole manifesto about
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: the evils of pregaming. And everybody still loves Baldy.
- 1:06:25Speaker 7: I still love you know how like when I would
- 1:06:27Speaker 7: bet this entire studio that Baldy not yours.
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: But yeah, oh Baldy for all stars. They've been using
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: Baldy for everything. She's great, like any of the any
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: like press Sta for anything. She's just there. She's so good. Yeah,
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of Baldy. Baldy, Baldy, bald good
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: to do that? Anything else? What else do we want
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: to say? How long we've been going? An hour? Ten?
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: Dang a Right, well, this is the end of the season.
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: I mean, but before we before you never listen to
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: us again. We still have two episodes that will be
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: coming out.
- 1:07:05Speaker 6: We have our nominees for our award show, the Mergings Award,
- 1:07:08Speaker 6: and then we will have the winners of the Mergy Awards.
- 1:07:11Speaker 6: They're two separate shows, and don't expect Jonathan to show
- 1:07:14Speaker 6: up for either of those, but we'll get his nominations.
- 1:07:18Speaker 6: And uh, I do want to take a second to
- 1:07:22Speaker 6: stop all the joking. So seriously, both of you, stop
- 1:07:25Speaker 6: all the joking for a second, and I want to say.
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: Hey, what did I just say? What did I just
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: sayan could you be respectful? Please be respectful, because what
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: I wanted to say was this is what season? What
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: season is this of us covering it on the podcast?
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: This is our third season covering the show on the podcast?
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: Or fourth? Fourth, fourth, these past four seasons, these past
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: four seasons of us doing this podcast.
- 1:07:59Speaker 6: It is a survivor somehow even more fun than it
- 1:08:02Speaker 6: was before for us. Yeah, I'm getting emotional and that's
- 1:08:06Speaker 6: why I was like, guys, maybe let's not joke right now.
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: Chase is about to make a bunter.
- 1:08:13Speaker 6: But I do want to say thank you so much
- 1:08:16Speaker 6: to everybody who listens to this show and you actually.
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: Gonna shocking it for fifty and all of you guys,
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: who have found us over on TikTok or on Instagram
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: and has become a part of this community, and who
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: has joined us for these stupid silly bits that we do.
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: Is made Survivor so much fun. I never we've talked
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: about this before.
- 1:08:38Speaker 6: I never thought when we started the show that one
- 1:08:40Speaker 6: hundred people would listen, let alone thousands and thousands of people.
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: So thank you guys so much. Everybody who's listening, everyone
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: who is watching live on the Patreon right now. Getting
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: to chat with you guys during the episode every Wednesday.
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: It feels like, not only are you guys part of
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: the Survivor community, but it feels like you guys are
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: my friends. And CBS you fuck up not putting brand
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: and singing in that line.
- 1:09:02Speaker 6: Yeah, they're they're incapable of not joking while I'm having
- 1:09:05Speaker 6: a serious moment here.
- 1:09:07Speaker 3: And by the way, yeah, eight o'clock the light eight
- 1:09:19Speaker 3: o'clock the.
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: Light is good. Good. On the podcast, we actually have
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: to get up and go press the button. But I
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: can stop it. I can do it.
- 1:09:28Speaker 5: Oh you can't, I can, Okay, Okay, is there anything
- 1:09:31Speaker 5: else we want to say? I mean, the people who
- 1:09:34Speaker 5: locked in with me are to get something. Have we
- 1:09:37Speaker 5: settled on the something?
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: Oh no, Hey, if we will announce it to the
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: Mergi Award.
- 1:09:45Speaker 5: Yeah, if you're in the Patreon stay tuned, Yeah yeah,
- 1:09:48Speaker 5: you stay after but yeah, just reiterate everything Chase said.
- 1:09:51Speaker 5: Thank you to everybody who listens to the gabone of
- 1:09:54Speaker 5: Survivor podcasts, what is frequently referred to as the dumbest
- 1:09:58Speaker 5: podcast about Survivor that there is. And thank you for
- 1:10:01Speaker 5: taking time out of your busy schedules to listen to
- 1:10:04Speaker 5: something that everybody says is so dumb.
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: Yeah. I appreciate it, really from the bottom of my heart.
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: Brand you want to say something nice to Okay?
- 1:10:13Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, I'm just so happy because I won Aubrey
- 1:10:16Speaker 5: Brocco Baby gave me my third title.
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: The trophy came home.
- 1:10:20Speaker 5: I am now the greatest of all time until somebody
- 1:10:23Speaker 5: else gets tough.
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: Yeah, and someone can get to three. I've got one brand,
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: you got one and.
- 1:10:29Speaker 5: Yeah, And tonight I'm gonna get home and I'm gonna
- 1:10:32Speaker 5: be thinking about Aubrey, and I'm gonna crack the French champagne.
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: I'm gonna go oh the French.
- 1:10:37Speaker 5: Champagne, and I'm gonna toast to Aubrey hashtag bricked for Brocco.
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: Yeah, season fifty, party girl forever. I think I'm gonna
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: order some like Jack in the Box or something for
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: fifty Jack fifty. No, we don't bring up anything about Jonathan.
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's dead to me. Hey, Jonathan, fucking terrible contribution.
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: You fucked up CBS and Jonathan. Yeah, all right, let's
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: get out of here by goodbye. You're about to hear
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: some ads that helped keep the lights on here in
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: the old studio. Thanks for listening or don't listen. It's
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: really up to you at this point, it's at the
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: end of the show. I mean, you're listening to me, Hi,
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: But here they come. I promise they're coming. Yep, here
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: they are. Happy Day.