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Crabs with Cripple: Arkham Knight PC Disaster & Jake Lloyd's Arrest · Multiple Nerdgasm

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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all
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bit ay so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis Dan
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I accidentally got soap in my urethra and sometimes Dave you don't understand
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how sick it makes me feel the fact that I wanted to have sex with my own
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daughter and occasionally Cherry smallo maybe you wake up in the middle of the
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night with a little sashwat penus inside of you multiple nerdgasm your guide to
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All Things
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nerdy so how are we all good good to have you back then yeah thanks guys I'm
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I'm sorry about last week it's all
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right it happens yeah it does happen did you do anything exciting if I told you
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what it was you'd there'd just be too many jokes uh well that's kind of what
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we do on here so what we try to do you're right all right so um last week I
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was not on the podcast because I was auditioning girls between the ages of 8
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and 13 um to be the next Princess
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Anna uh in the Frozen live on
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stage all right um okay I'm not I don't think I'm
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allowed to say too much more about it not cuz there's anything sus just Cu uh
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just cuz it you know hasn't been hasn't been completed yet so so so you haven't
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found her yet oh no we found her oh you found her yeah yeah no longer looking
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for that special one no I depends depends on what you mean Luke yeah no
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either way either way I'll stop
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looking oh that's lovely yeah it was very adorable assume we're invited to
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see this when it's when it's on you guys can come along for sure all right great
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awesome cuz I'm a big when that going to be it's it's in about a month's time and
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uh it's touring right across Asia so okay yeah Australia is part of Asia
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right so we don't have to go anywhere yeah as far as I know austral Asia it
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will be soon oh sorry I'm not I'm not me to talk about that that's just something
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that everyone here talks about but that you guys don't know about yet but you
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will you will oh my God can I tell you about what happened to me yesterday sure so I got a
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little I got a little bit lost looking for an ATM and I ended up kind of on
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this side of town I'd never been on and I was crossing this overpass over this
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highway and I heard this deafening Roar of metal and I looked down and there was
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a convoy of Tanks driving down the highway
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awesome yeah it was awesome and also terrifying cuz I didn't know if this was
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you know the big one I remember I saw you put a picture on
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Instagram of it yeah yeah yeah
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tank that's cool where they going do you know I think there was just some kind of
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Maneuvers or something right nobody nobody else seemed panicky so I decided
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not to panic either okay that's best I take my Panic cues from the people
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around me so um where do we want to begin this week I
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mean didn't we already talk about Laden's Porn Stash no we didn't get to
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it and we waited for you ah well I should have reread the article then did
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we really not talk about this no we didn't we didn't because Luke and I said
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last week which ones were yours we'll avoid talking about them because yeah so so you
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can right well we could talk about that now let's put that back to the end cuz I
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have to reread the article sure um well we can start by I mean you
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missed out obious VI L last week on discussing some of the stuff from E3 was
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there anything at E3 that um caught your eye that you'd like to
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discuss um look the only thing that came out of it was that I decided that I'd
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probably get an Xbox One okay so thanks to all those people that uh sent in
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their two cents worth and people did did um funny thing I noticed that on
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Facebook um most people said get an Xbox and on Twitter most people said get a PS4
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I don't know I wonder if there's something in that that's interesting
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yeah yeah I thought I thought I genuinely thought that was
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interesting yeah well I'm more of a Facebook guy then I guess well see I'm
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not clearly that's but I like I would have thought I was but I mean the
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Instagram crowd didn't really say anything you know what I mean that's
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true I I can't remember we asked them so I'm not really I'm not really a Twitter
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or a Facebook guy but you know if anyone commented on Instagram then I'm sure I
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was in your Camp okay I probably should have asked GA 500 yes did they announc
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anything new on the for the Omega 500 at E3 uh they're pretty quiet with Omega
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500 news at this E3 be honest that's that's weird so I assume that they're
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holding out all their news for next year and they're just going to blow everyone's
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mind really would blow everyone's mind if they even discussed the Omega 500 I will say
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though that was a great machine yeah it was um Bethesda have announced this week
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Fallout four is actually an amga 500
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exclusive so imagine that Jesus I when you know what that would
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mean i' I'd be I'd be back to uh computer spot High Street pen the game's
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wizard yeah or the games wizard yeah I'm my omiga 500 I have a lifetime gold
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membership I have a life fat [ __ ] lot of good that does
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me now I've still got my card yeah yeah I've got one somewhere I
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every time it's in a box every time I find it I'm like you know what's funny I've actually
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got the pamphlet that I also picked up the day I picked up my card that has all
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the new releases oh yeah [ __ ] those I used to those little booklets that had
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all the games and prices and stuff in it right I used to carry one around and I
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would look through it and be like one day I can have all these games when I
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know when I'm old like a yeah and I've got money get whatever game I want I've
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got a job and I can just buy yeah yeah you know I um now you won't
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even entertain playing another game until you finished witch I don't have
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time um that's one thing we never facted in Matt we never facted in not having
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time cuz we had to do a bunch of [ __ ] grown-up things that's right
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exactly [ __ ] jobs and and this podcast and yeah Tak uple between those
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two things our time is spent yeah um I spent my Sunday putting together
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Ikea fiture really if you if so that you know it doesn't get much more adult than
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that that's actually what I did today is that right well I went to a wedding
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party yesterday so that's yeah this is all very adult yeah this is very boring
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MH what are we doing play more games yeah well I I did uh earlier today I did
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um spenc you were playing Max uh no Jenna's playing Max um yeah it signed
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her in as me for some reason she noticed I don't know well it says yeah at the
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moment you're both playing it oh okay that's cuz I was downstairs I've I've left
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obviously well that's good to hear um on the subject of old game stores a little
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while ago I bought uh I I got interested in in using Game Boys Game Boy hardware
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for music because you know a lot of Chip sh and stuff um is fun on on the
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hardware so uh I ordered some of the cartridges that people use for that
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there lsdj and and
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um uh Nano something Nano Loop um so I ordered those and I needed a Game Boy
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and so I ordered two actually off eBay and when they arrived they were they had
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an invoice with them and it was from the gamesman I just got a joystick recently
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cuz I wanted to play the X-Men games and that also came from the game yeah so
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they're still around they just I guess do they still have the store it was in
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Hurstville right the main one I think yeah that was that's actually where I
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got my racing car chair from hm there you go just when it was sounding
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very adult Luke comes and down that's just reminded me Luke just said that he
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was assembling Furniture yes does that mean you have furniture now good point I have some
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furniture now I have a coffee table I have a dining table I have chairs wow oh
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something to sit on well I've got people to come to visit
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next weekend you do I do need to check with you on whether um because Jordan's coming as
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well there's enough for room you probably cut this bit out yeah no no
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that's no no no no don't cut it out because I'd actually uh I've got a
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couple of followup questions to this [ __ ] conversation okay well um we're actually
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discussing that today not we have to try and work out something for Jordan okay
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sorry sorry invite only is it well you're welcome to come too what wasn't
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mentioned before now well that going on is it boys well
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Jordan just hasn't been the yeah she's never been so we thought why not visit
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Luke and she can see CA yeah that's true celebrate the 4th of
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July yeah reminds me I have to bring my uh American scarf but so you've got
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Furniture now that's that's interesting I Furniture cuz we've discussed
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previously on on here how you traditionally only ever had the car
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chair in the loung room yes yes in my room I have my computer chair
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and the racing car chair right cuz I have my own separate room I was about to
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say of course you do I have my playroom it's got my toys my X it's got one of
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those little fences at the door so she can lock you in there you can't got like
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colorful balls everywhere yeah you can't climb out and hurt
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yourself do you remember that reminds me of the colorful characters painted on
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the walls remember I don't know if we even mention this again when we went to
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when Luke and I went over to the US he said that the only thing that he really
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wanted to achieve right on the trip was
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to to jump into one of those um pools ball pits
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right I'm not sure that necessarily counts as an achievement he just really
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wanted to do that right and so I was like [ __ ] where we going to find one of
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those and we were thinking oh we got to like Chuck E Jesus somewhere so anyway
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we're at Universal Studios and there's a ride at well it's not a ride it's an
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experience at Universal Universal Studios called disaster movie where you
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go in and they put you in this Disaster Movie and they set up all these sounds
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excellent all pranks and things like that right they need to volunteer for
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something Luke puts his hand up they get him down and they're like all right we
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need you to jump in this ball pin I was like [ __ ] serious made the
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trip it was amazing you know what you should have done Luke you should have
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jumped in you should have pretended your leg had been injured in the jump right
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demanded that they give you an x-ray and then when they did claim that
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there'd been no prior damage to that leg and sued the [ __ ] out of what could
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possibly go wrong and I think you un have got some money so I might have come out of that
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well yeah yeah definitely definitely so I mean you're obviously
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excited about Fallout 4 Dan that's why you're getting an Xbox or Playstation 4
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M yeah um very excited you've been saving up your bottle caps for it well
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I'm going to now now that now that I know I can exchange caps for Fallout 4
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four yeah well they let one person do it Bethesda have honored the uh attempted
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purchase of Fallout 4 using I mean this is an excessive amount of bottle caps
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apparently they calculated it to be equivalent based on the
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game this guy oh that's great collected so that's how we decided when to stop
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basically right he sent them basic if you see the photo on the article is like
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two boxes full of bottle caps and he sent them to Bethesda with a letter that
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said I'd like to pre-order Fallout 4 thanks here's my money and they they
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posted and because Bethesda are absolute awesome dudes yeah they said oh yeah
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that's fine they went with it yeah there's one thing that I don't I think
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doesn't make them awesome what's that they're pre-orders yeah yeah the fact that they
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are completely sold out and because they be they don't make anymore yeah the um
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the Pit Boys the pit boy m I really want a pit
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boy see I mean and this is going to lead into the other thing I wanted to talk
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about in games this week um pre-order business they're [ __ ] pushing this
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pre-order [ __ ] like mad now and uh I
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think particularly this week we saw some pretty damning evidence for why you
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shouldn't pre-order um although I mean
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it did get it in tandem with the steam
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uh refunds this got sorted out to a degree um Arkham Knight came out this
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week and it is apparently glorious on both the Xbox and the PlayStation 4
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apparently it looks looks it is beautiful looks amaz I watched do you
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know I'd seen the trailers and stuff for but actually watching a gameplay video
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this week I was like [ __ ] that looks amazing like it's
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beautiful just the rain falling off and falling onto his cape while you're
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flying around it's yeah yeah it looks a moment it just looks so good you guys
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are having a a gay moment for Batman you you guys are gay for Batman that's
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alloud now we can talk about that later if you
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want um but the problem is on PC
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apparently the game is completely [ __ ] you basically can't play it it's it's it
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runs like complete ass and um it's
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allegedly it's because the game was made for consoles PS4 and Xbox and then they
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hired uh 10 people mhm to Port it to the PC and they just didn't do a very good
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job so um right everybody who pre-ordered this game my question is why
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did they let it ship well this is the thing why do they keep letting games
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like that ship like look at what happened with Assassin's Creed Unity
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like this just keeps happening and you know why it's it's because people have
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become have come to expect it like on Steam Early Access you can buy game that
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aren't even finished and may never be finished but you people are willing to
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buy them and and just deal with it for some reason and me Early Access is a lot
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different to a AAA title coming out well we talked once about how EB once having
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advertised it was either the next Zelda or something before it was even yeah a
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concept that existed it was just you could pre-order it and eventually down
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the track when it did exist you'd get one yeah it was Z Wii U Untitled cuz
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they haven't even announced it yet yeah and this also happened with um Halo 5
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that was you were able to pre-order that at eBay when it was just yeah we're
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going to make one eventually yeah because they know that they will
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pre-order Halo 5 but I mean with this game the PC users basically got screwed
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and luckily thanks to steam pre-orders they've all been able to to sorry steam
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refunds they've all been able to request a refund and Warner Brothers have
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actually pulled the game from sale you cannot buy Arkham Knight on the PC at
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the moment they pulled it because they have to fix it because so many people
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were getting their money back on Steam like they just they had to do something
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finally and hopefully this will sort the problem out but they shouldn't have got
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to there they should have known that they should have known that this was an
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issue before it was released and gone hey there's a delay they must have known
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they must pushing back to release that back for a month like I haven't I
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haven't played it obviously but I mean looking at the videos and there's not a
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single person that I've found who's been like no my PC runs it all right they all
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run like [ __ ] like it's terrible but for like yeah for people to get for the game
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to be pulled this is major problems and they would have known before it was
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released absolutely there's no way they couldn't have they clearly thought that
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it was worth the risk and they were wrong so there you go it was not and
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that's what they have to do is there stagged releases all the time look at
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GTA 5 there was a year between the release of the console and the PC
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version it's still sold well that's what they should have done and it worked
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that's what they should have done and again people shouldn't pre-order stuff
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if if you don't want this kind of [ __ ] to happen because what happens is you
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pre-order it they've got they got your money like they put it out like what do
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they care you know the G if the game was if nobody had pre-ordered it and it came
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out and then a bunch of people got it and were like oh this is [ __ ] like no
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one would have bought it but because so many people that already paid for it
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it's there's so much less risk for them to put this piece of [ __ ] out and and
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say we'll figure it out you know what I mean like yeah
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yeah so I'm always going to be a day one buyer like I me I don't pre-order
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anything anymore cuz I'm I buy digital that's why you don't have a pit boy but
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so yeah the extent of what I do now is I might buy it the day before just so
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it'll install and that way I can play it first the next day well that's the other
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thing I I think I've mentioned this before the I pre-ordered The Witcher 3
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because I knew I was going to buy it and because I buy them online if I don't
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pre-order it I won't get it until 2 or 3 days late because they won't ship it you
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know what I mean like there's no way for me to buy it online and still get it but
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that's really weird for you you probably should have just held out because it's s like
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you play day one type of thing uh which of three I got inly you get it day one
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or not I jumped right there with witch of three I made an exception okay I've
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only ever pre-ordered one game actually was that full Out 3 um it wasn't full
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Out 3 actually it was um Skyrim don't pre-order I had an interesting
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experience with have you guys ever had this I pre-ordered it right and I
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pre-ordered it from EB and then I went in to pick it up after work on the day
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it came out and they gave me 20 bucks as well as the game because they
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said ah uh JB highi selling this for 20 bucks
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less than us oh and because I had already paid for it they just refunded
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me the difference That's crazy cuz normally the only price match if you go
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in and go hey they're selling it for this that's pretty awesome that's great
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so I got my game that I'd already paid for and I got 20 bucks yeah right that's
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awesome yeah um I I will never order pre-order a game from EB ever again
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after what they did to me with Robotech what did they do to you they do scrubbed off your
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tattoo there was a game they said you can have it but we're going to have our
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way with you this is on the original Xbox right oh yeah I pre-ordered this
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game probably 6 months in advance cuz I so this has been a while then this has
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been a while and this is back in the day if you didn't pre-order there was a
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chance you wouldn't get the game like just because they sell out so I
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pre-ordered I went in every day they said it was going to be released it kept
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getting pushed back no thought of theirs not a problem went in every day at like
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9:00 in the morning cuz I was working night shift no not here not here not
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here then they finally went in and went yes it's coming out today we don't get
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out delivery till this afternoon and I went done to [ __ ] well I'm working up
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shift I'm going home I'm going to sleep I'll be back in here at this time
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tomorrow to pick it up not a problem went in there um asked a guy and he went
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oh sorry we're sold out no it's okay I've pre-ordered so it'll be fine no we
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sold out right well that's not what that's not how pre-ordering works yeah
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it's not what ordering is really is it I've given you money to guarantee I will
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get a copy and you're telling me you're sold out so I was not impressed so I'll
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never pre-order with them that's [ __ ] yeah I'm sure you were very
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subtle about how unimpressed you were too well yeah oh you know me well I've
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just been at work all night and I was out in the daylight I don't like that
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yeah his skin was all sparkly beard should let it go because they
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Wen this was back when they were Electronics Boutique oh yeah that's
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right oh dear maybe they've changed a bit
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but still very upset for this day so don't pre-order things kids yeah and if
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you do do it with bottle caps that's right one other game thing we we didn't
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talk about this last week uh it's it was a couple of weeks ago now but I went to
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um the Assassin's Creed Syndicate uh
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show or the tour um here in Sydney and I played the bit of the game like live on
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stage well they they Jenna came with me we went in they sat us down we watched a
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little video about it which was you know fine um it looked pretty cool uh and
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then we got to play the game for quite a while actually because you're supposed
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to only have 20 minutes because we went late um there weren't people waiting so
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we basically just sat and played it for like an hour or so um oh wow yeah and I
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got to say also they showed us a bunch of other footage of stuff that they
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didn't have ready yet and um uh I got to say it's it's pretty fun I don't know if
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it's because I haven't played one of those games since two so I don't oh
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that's been a very long time yeah cuz people say oh you know it's just a bunch
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of the same old stuff it's like well they mean if they've been slowly
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introducing stuff I haven't seen any of it and so this was pretty new to me it
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was well I'm with you Matt I've not also played one since number two well let me
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tell you I'll tell you you what it is that I like about this so bear in mind
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like I said I haven't played an Assassin's Creed since Assassin's Creed
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2 um this one is set in London Victorian
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London and uh you play an assassin and what seems to be happening in the story
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is uh you've got a bunch of gangs in London and um the Assassins are going
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around beating up all the gang leaders and saying join us and you're trying to
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get a you know get your gang bigger so that you can go to war with another gang
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and um there's a bunch of uh everyone's got top hats and uh and hor carriages
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and uh basically the costumes and and the look of Everything Is Beautiful um
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that was always the strongest point of the Assassin's Creed games though yeah
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like this one in particular like out of all of them like the I this is the goth
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one the game loaded up and I was like oh boy I'm going to have to buy this like
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the guy your guy carries a a cane with a [ __ ] sword in it um yeah that's
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pretty cool' grappling hook in this one which um people ask me oh is it like in
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Batman it's not because you have to look where you're shooting it whereas in
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Batman you can just kind of hit the button and it'll do it yeah it's a bit
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different but uh I mean overall this was
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a lot of fun so like and I mean maybe it's same old bit you know business as
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usual for people who've played all the others but yeah it's uh look I thought
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the trailer looked interesting but at the same time it it it's just Assassin's
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Creed again right well it is but like I said it was it was different because
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okay it's not I mean I I played a lot of the first one which was obviously said
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in in Jerusalem in uh you know the Dark Ages it was very different to Victorian
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London so even just the I mean the the game play is
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different simply because the the layout of the city is different you don't you
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know like the Assassin's Creed name is more so just being used as a it's just a
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name now right to give these open worlds cuz people are going to go out and
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they're going to buy Assassin's Creed like you do stuff in this that you
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couldn't do in the others like for example there's trains in it for a start
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so you can you can jump on and on trains and you fight on the roofs of roof of
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trains and stuff there everyone's in horsedrawn carriages so you can either
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jump onto a carriage that someone else is driving or you can kick them off and
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steal it and you can get literally get up on the roof and be having a sword
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fight on the roof of a carriage as it's go teetering along and like jump from
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Carriage to Carriage it's cool man thought the pirate one looked all right
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too because quite frankly I thought it' be fun to play as a pirate yeah so I I
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think I think the setting of each game and its kind of personal appeal to you
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plays a big part in this as well yeah and I think if they do I mean I heard
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that the pirate one was more fun than the others and I heard that Unity was
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[ __ ] so I guess maybe if they if they take advantage of stuff like that cuz I
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mean I don't know I guess there wasn't enough different about Unity for that
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for people to go oh that was fun like it was just uh I heard that it was boring
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and like when they introduced the ships that the sea battles it was great and I
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really like that that is that's what I mean so I think if they're going to
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continue to make these games which I mean I guess they are cuz they just keep
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[ __ ] making them then they they need to do that for each one is try and find
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something unique find a time period that's interesting find unique gameplay
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elements that you can add and just make them different enough that it's not the
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same [ __ ] I mean I'm looking forward to the Assassin's Creed punks versus
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skaters uh western suburbs of Sydney Circ
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1996 I'm really going to get into they've done a I think on mobile there's
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a one that said in China and I think that would be really interesting that's
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actually um I are you talking about the sidescroller one yeah see why don't they
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make why don't they make like I mean all of the Assassin's Creeds so far have
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been set in Europe yeah that's what I mean do something like can I get for
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iPhone is that what is for mobile maybe yeah maybe I think so but I mean do
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something like that in one of the one of the you know the triaa the big titles
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like you know like like an Asian country somewhere that because that's it would
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be very different I think I think that would might be one of the next ones cuz
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they're going to keep turnning these out and I think the whole the whole the
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whole background of it now like that whole you're in the future and then
26:51
you're going back and time I think that's starting to take a back step yeah
26:55
yeah how prominent is that in uh in the Victorian one the only the only um
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evidence of that that I saw was that if I died um the loading screen was this
27:07
was you know similar to um was the uh the hexagons right exactly so you you
27:12
you're running through what is the what do you call it the um animus anus but
27:19
you wouldn't have seen that much you wouldn't have died often at all would
27:21
you well I I said I I was able to play the gameing start some [ __ ]
27:26
there I was able to normally I think cuz you had a sequence of quests Adventures
27:32
that you could do and then there was like a cut scene and then the demo would
27:36
end but because they said I just keep playing if you want so I loaded up and I
27:39
was just running around the city um testing stuff out and one of the things
27:43
I noted was it's actually very difficult to jump off a building and kill yourself
27:48
in this game like right because I was trying to do it for fun like just
27:54
goofing around and like cuz that's one of the issues I had with the ones is
27:58
sometimes you hit a button and he just jumps off into nothing yeah um you it
28:03
seems like you can't do that in this um but I did manage eventually to find ways
28:09
to to murder my my avatar in the game so you can do it and yes the loading screen
28:15
is the same kind of animous looking thing so um one thing I just want to say just
28:21
before we move away from games I want to make an apology for last week's podcast
28:25
oh okay I made a mistake I forgive you what what was the mistake the Gears of
28:30
War Ultimate Edition yeah I thought it was going to be all three Gears of War
28:34
games oh it's it's not it's just gear of War okay just the first one right right
28:40
okay are they going to do the others or or they not uh don't know I suppose if
28:44
they sell enough copies of this one they will so if anybody pre-ordered that
28:49
based purely on that piece of information we owe them a bit of money I
28:52
assume EB listened to this podcast and put it up on the store so speaking of listening
28:58
to this podcast can I interject here you can yes because uh I just like to give a
29:05
shout out to a listener right now mhm I'd like to shout out to a listener in
29:10
America okay that um uh specifically in uh California specifically in Hollywood
29:17
actually right um I don't know their name uh Dwayne The Rock Johnson it
29:22
became clear during the week that somebody from Hollywood somebody high up
29:27
in the ollywood Studio system is in fact a listener of this podcast right because
29:34
uh two weeks ago the last episode that we all three did together we talked
29:40
about U Ball's film uh Rampage yeah on
29:45
the on the kickstarter oh I know what you're going to say I didn't even
29:48
realize that's what you were talking about when I made that joke before sorry
29:53
proceed um it's not a joke Matt I don't know what you're talking about I know
29:57
what you mean now yeah okay so um we yeah okay I've lost my place thanks
30:02
thanks Matt sorry buddy but so we talked about U Ball's failed Kickstarter for
30:08
the film Rampage M and I asked if that was Rampage the old NZ game MH uh we had
30:14
a good laugh because it obviously wasn't and Luke said I'd play the [ __ ] out of
30:18
that game no i' I'd watch the [ __ ] out of that movie yeah rather yep
30:24
anyway skip a week forward and we find
30:27
out Hollywood have decided to make an
30:31
adaptation of the old Rampage game yep which you might think is a coincidence
30:36
okay we mention it they're doing a film that might be a coincidence how's this
30:42
it's going to Star Luke's favorite actor
30:46
Dwayne The Rock Johnson he's a good [Laughter]
30:52
actor yep he is so to uh the Hollywood
30:58
film executive that's a big fan of our podcasts and that green lights films
31:04
based on what we say yeah you're our geek of the
31:09
week geek of the
31:14
week um if the AL list can I maybe put another request
31:18
in the last star fighter oh I want a remake all right you know you could just
31:23
watch the old movie I'm sure it's still good no I think it's still good but I
31:28
think they that is something that they could remake and it is a great movie it
31:31
is if they could remake Tron they can remake the last star fighter yeah yeah
31:38
so I expect to hear that announcement in the next couple of weeks from Hollywood
31:42
then yeah see this isn't the first time that's happened oh sorry no who would
31:45
you like in it Luke oh yeah oh I haven't really put any thought into that don't
31:51
worry about it say the first com mind yeah sh oh damn it I should have thought
31:57
faster man I would watch Shila Buff in the last star fighter
32:01
remake um well if you want we can we can jump into some shy buff news um well I
32:08
think that's a good segue
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[Music]
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c um it's not a huge amount of news but uh you know we're obviously big fans of
32:24
Shai here at the at multiple nerdgasm the biggest f
32:30
some of us prefer Jo The Rock Johnson but uh yeah this week show we must be
32:34
the only cultural based podcast that argues whether the best actor working in
32:40
the world right now is Dwayne The Rock
32:43
Johnson or sh buff yeah oh we can't
32:48
be I mean that's the ageold debate isn't it yeah that's right can I just say
32:53
before we go into this we were flicking channels last night and um the first
33:58
tell you can tell I mean dude in Hollywood am I right fo you know what I'm
34:04
saying so Shia uh is in or was in in
34:08
hospital uh oh what happened well he he suffered a head injury was he cutting
34:13
his nose again no he um no his cheek sorry was he
34:19
sitting blindfolded and telling people they could do whatever they wanted to him just do
34:26
it from what I understand he put his head through a plate glass window of
34:31
course uh when a stunt went wrong filming in North Dakota so I'm not quite
34:36
sure exactly uh what the stunt was or or what happened um but he he wasn't hurt
34:43
too bad too badly and um he's had some
34:47
stitches in his hand and on his head
34:51
so H that's all the that's our shil buff news for the week we I mean our thoughts
34:57
are with you I thought are with you um you know hopefully you'll be well enough to
35:03
star in um in uh the remake of the last star
35:09
fighter starring alongside Dwayne The Rock Johnson as that weird alien thing
35:14
that helps him what a team I think I think Megan Fox is
35:18
playing the weed alien thing the role she's been preparing for
35:24
all these years Zing so so um Shai is in the hospital
35:30
yeah and uh another former Child Star is in prison right
35:37
now really and that would be Jake Lloyd oh really he's in Oh I thought you about
35:43
to say another actor we we'll talk about Jake Lloyd first all right well we can uh we
35:49
can get on to that soon but Jake Lloyd
35:52
uh was uh driving recklessly as uh
35:57
former Child act as I want to do I suppose but um cop pulled up behind him
36:03
flashed the blue lights told him to pull over of course you're driving like a
36:07
[ __ ] yeah went I'm going to do a
36:12
barrel roll yeah he pretty much did that's pretty much what he did he did
36:16
the real life version of that and off he went on a high-speed chase until it
36:21
ended with him and I'm going to look this up so I don't want to get this wrong
36:26
uh it ended when Jake eventually lost
36:32
control of his car which ran off the road threw a fence and into a wooded
36:36
area where it struck several trees Jesus so it ended like a total cliche as well
36:43
as anything else and he went
36:46
whoops now I don't know if you guys are looking at this article and can see the
36:53
current photograph of J GL yeah I can see it but uh if he had looked like that
36:59
I reckon The Phantom Menace could have been way more badass than he's got he's
37:04
got a Charles Manson kind of look going on he a [ __ ] Thug he's got the same
37:09
sort of Scar that sha buff has what
37:14
self-inflicted oh man he's got the Satan goatee going yeah skin
37:21
head SCS on the face like Luke says which I assume are from one of the
37:25
several trees he struck what does he do now what does Jak kind
37:32
of [ __ ] yeah I know that he sort of had a hard time after The Phantom Menace cuz
37:38
it was [ __ ] cuz it was [ __ ] so he had that too but people also comparing him
37:43
to like the devil and things and got a bit upset about this then why did he
37:48
grow this pointed goatee yeah I thought what happened to his mad
37:54
pod racing skills yeah did they just not convert over to his driving or all
37:59
special effects or although you just get pulled over by the cops and go this is
38:03
not the car you're looking for yeah yeah oh dear oh you just try to flirt with
38:10
them are you an
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angel terrible movie having a look to see if he's done anything
38:21
recently I thought that he I I I could be wrong but I recall something about
38:27
how he doesn't want to act anymore he doesn't want to be an actor anymore
38:30
that's fine we don't want him to yeah not a problem I have just had a look and
38:36
uh he did Star Wars defense Menace in 99 and then in 2005 did a movie called
38:43
Madison okay that's it all right right in between he did some voice acting for
38:48
some video games but yeah Star Wars video games yeah Star Wars video games
38:52
yeah of course I me it must have been soon after surely he can't do it now
38:58
no I doubt it his last one he did was for video game was 2002 and what was
39:02
that uh Star Wars racer Revenge oh God that sounds so [ __ ]
39:09
poor I don't even think I played that one look I mean with yeah look we won't
39:16
go into how good or not good the Star Wars spin-off games generally are cuz
39:20
there's been some great ones mostly they're awful yeah but that one sounds
39:25
particularly [ __ ] house all right well um before I I've got a
39:31
I've got an exclusive interview that I managed to obtain this week um well with
39:35
Jake Lloyd not with Jake Lloyd no it is with a celebrity though of sorts um and
39:41
uh but before we jump in I feel like it's this is a good opportunity to to
39:45
tell the listeners how they get in touch with us uh if they want because we do
39:49
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39:54
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39:59
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40:04
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40:44
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40:47
side Arrow question mark colon then nerdgasm in
40:52
lowercase uh 4 32759
40:56
462 uh and then uh what's that little uh that little squiggle under the Escape
41:01
key called The Till The Till It's called The tilder Swinson then uh then type the
41:08
word tier Swinson then then hit the till key and she will appear and tell you how
41:15
to get to the gole plus page Log you into Google
41:19
Plus that's even more convoluted than summoning Nile the ball
41:24
bitcher oh man where uh I mean I'm sure every little boy grew up knowing the
41:30
story of Nile where if you masturbate into a mirror while chanting n n n then
41:36
um Nile the ball butcher will arrive and smash you in the wall finish you off
41:40
yeah beat you to death or whatever whatever whatever gets you the testicles
41:44
maybe we need to do a Kickstarter for a Nile film we've talked about Mak we
41:47
should man we should dig out we should at least do it as a radio play we read
41:53
out all those emails where we nted out the story about dead family and his
41:58
balls hanging on that tree and oh listeners only you knew we should
42:05
do it with character voices and sound effects y all right that should be a
42:10
special edition I'm in all right let's do it that that can be our next kickstar
42:15
we this Chuck we could have from uh fiver.com who has done a couple of uh
42:22
voiceovers for me to narrate it all right
42:28
oh dear um we're on Instagram multiple nerd gasm on Instagram um yeah and uh
42:35
big shout out to our patreon um supporters uh we've got more now in
42:40
particular big shout out to Darcy who uh who supported the show in in a bunch of
42:44
other ways before he's pledged Master oh man the guy's so awesome he's he's given
42:49
us five bucks an episode which I think is seriously above and beyond pledging
42:54
on patreon must give Darcy like an erection you know what I mean because he
42:59
has pledged so hard yeah so hard so he's gonna be getting a t-shirt for that you
43:04
get a t-shirt if you if you give us five bucks an episode because I mean that's
43:08
that's a it's a good amount like yeah you know we don't yeah we're not going
43:12
to B it that mat just remember how much t-shirts do cost no no and and the
43:17
shipping and I'm just going to remind you again of what happened with the
43:21
kickstarter no see because I was stalling to see if somebody anybody
43:25
would back us at That level and now that d has I'm going to actually have to get
43:28
my icing gear because I'm trying to organize them at a at a better uh in a
43:32
better way than we did for the kickstarter because we [ __ ] up after
43:35
Darcy let's get him his first yeah yeah y so he doesn't have to wait cuz we we
43:39
[ __ ] that up oh that's right I still need to send out that mug yes you do
43:44
need to send Chris to Chris yep to Chris one of our other uh one of our other who
43:48
actually has taken my advice and he now has a parcel Locker yeah yes he
43:53
does see this is what we want to hear listeners if if we help you in some way
43:58
especially if Lucas helped you because he loves it he loves helping people WR
44:02
in and let us but not the [ __ ] crime segment I don't want to hear have you
44:06
riding in and telling us how we are helping you commit crimes and get away
44:10
with it that's right but if it's just shout out to Australia Post because no
44:15
one stealing from my parcel Locker that's fine thanks to Luke for his his
44:19
solid advice that's awesome if people want more advice just send in I'll
44:23
happily give you people advice yeah if you if you that should be a segment
44:27
let's not let's not [ __ ] about with this if you want advice from Luke yeah let's
44:32
take 5 minutes at the end of every episode for Luke to answer your
44:35
questions all right yeah yeah see there are a lot of advice podcasts and so I
44:38
didn't want to just I want to copycat right but if people genuinely want
44:42
Luke's advice and they should do he is advice he is an oracle
44:48
so yeah you know write in ask your questions and luk will luk will fix
44:52
everything up for you yeah uh patreon.com multiple ner we've got a
44:58
sorry we've got a we've got a question here for for Luke already I mean I don't
45:01
know how they sent it in so quickly but um somebody uh who uh somebody from
45:07
Brisbane a listener from Brisbane who used to live next door to Chris uh wants
45:12
to know Luke how do how do you break into a parcel Locker oh oh oh well
45:17
actually all you really need to do is get them to make try and get them to
45:21
install the app and just get their password then just scan in it's fine
45:24
it's easy okay good yeah good good to know what's that segment called We're
45:31
called um We're going to need a jingle for it so we got to give it a good name
45:34
o oh no no what crabs with [ __ ] doesn't work crabs with [ __ ] what I
45:40
don't know why that pop can we call it crabs with [ __ ] we could we could go
45:45
questions with [ __ ] might have been a little more sensical but crabs with
45:50
[ __ ] works for me crabs with
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CRI oh that's that's the segment Jesus that's weird and this and this is the
46:01
Jingle withs with
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cripp crabs with cripp
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crab crabs with crabs
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with this crabs with it's a
46:24
literature get pitched by the crabs and that jingle made about as much
46:31
sense as the name oh dear I will take this
46:35
opportunity Matt yeah uh to tell you
46:39
publicly that the
46:43
uh the jingle that you did for Nick Cave
46:48
news yeah is my favorite thing ever yeah really yeah thank you appreciate that
46:55
it's my favorite of anything from
46:58
anytime would you like to hear it I absolutely would ni cage walked into the
47:05
room and he asked of his manager is there any Nick Cage
47:08
news Nick Cage's manager turned to Nick Cage and said of course there's Nick
47:14
Cage news Nick Cage is the biggest movie star in the whole wide world and things
47:19
are only going to get bigger now take a look at this script
47:24
right here it's about a manm made of
47:28
my and that is the ballad of Nick Cage so good and just when you think it's
47:33
already Nick kavie it just becomes more Nick Cave you know there a little key
47:38
change in the middle and then there's the when it goes from the talkie singy
47:41
to the real singy it's so good yeah so good I'm quite I'm B proud of that one
47:47
and and you don't even particularly like Nick Cage so you've done a great Nick
47:51
Cage or Nick Cave sorry Nick Cave the B I like I I do I do I do like Nick Cage
47:57
cave [ __ ] yeah I do like Nick Cave I do
48:03
um all right so uh I managed to interview somebody this week uh and I
48:09
asked him about something we discussed on the podcast uh previously um I
48:13
thought they would they were pretty good uh pretty good person to to put in some input
48:18
so um with with that further Ado um here's an exclusive interview you won't
48:24
hear this anywhere else I guarantee it I'm very happy to say I'm joined today
48:29
by Johnny Ive Mr Ive thanks for thanks for coming on the show lovely to meet
48:34
you bu and Miss Johnny please all right thanks
48:40
Johnny let's get straight to it um we recently discussed on the show as I'm
48:44
sure you heard uh a dildo that you can fill with your dead partner's ashes um
48:50
that's a picture of it there uh what do you think of it oh it's very OD isn't it
48:55
it is um would you say it's the oddest dilder you've ever seen I remember one
49:00
thing very really vividly which was uh taking a detergent bottle and that had
49:07
been cut and then the top turned upside down and it made this a fantastic that
49:12
sounds a bit dangerous but if you knocked it over because of the way the
49:16
top had been turned upside down it wouldn't spill I mean I don't know how
49:20
long ago that was but I remember that really clearly yeah all right sounds
49:24
like it um back to the dildo with the ashes inside of it but I love the way
49:29
that there was just products that um you you thought were no longer useful what
49:36
her husband but yeah reusing them I thought it was fantastic okay well could
49:42
you talk a little bit about how you go about starting you know with a design
49:46
for something like this at Apple when we're designing a product we have to
49:51
look to different attributes of the product and some of those attributes
49:55
will be materials that it's made from and form that's connected to those materials
50:01
right I mean that all sounds very
50:04
obvious um if Apple were to design a product like this could you talk us
50:11
through some of the things you'd consider what you'd be careful of uh and
50:15
what you'd try to avoid would be really careful about um not having the word box
50:21
already you know give you a bunch of ideas that could be quite narrow right
50:25
because you you could put this anywhere I guess and so we're quite careful with
50:29
the the words we use cuz those can sort of determine the the path that you go
50:34
down that's that's very true um we asked your team at Apple to come up with some
50:40
designs for a similar product um and we've got those here this is this is by
50:46
Danny uh from the apple design team could you talk us through this a little
50:50
bit I mean one of the things that really uh struck me with with with dani's
50:54
design me first of all was the drawings I mean the drawings are really fabulous
50:57
aren't they they are they're very very graphic I love the way that the the
51:03
pencil rolls out yeah it's it's weird and I guess it would be uh pretty
51:09
comfortable with that you know there's that padded back yeah I can uh but yeah
51:13
really really fantastic all right um so this next one is uh from douge yeah the
51:20
amazing thing is how original on you the shape is you know I'm not even sure how
51:24
it would fit actually it does work really well as a you tried it out how
51:28
could you not love the the mesh to let your crumbs out crumbs you call it
51:34
crumbs that's really really lovely all right so let's take a look at the last
51:38
one uh what do you think I mean so to include the water bottle with the the
51:42
lunch box was I mean it's a great idea isn't it very safe very SEC the most
51:47
secure sandwiches in the school what no it's fantastic isn't it it sure is look
51:54
that's all the time we've got um but before we go we just we wanted you to
51:58
have something to remember us by and we've got I've got this multiple
52:01
nerdgasm mug here they're very coveted a lot of people have um have been trying
52:05
to get their hands on these and we wanted you to have it that's absolutely
52:09
incredible thank you so much means an awful lot it really does wow yeah all
52:14
right all right don't overd do it and that's wow Johnny I can you
52:21
believe it I I can't believe it Matt well I'm I'm not even sure the [ __ ]
52:26
he was talking about at the time he was talking about a dildo Den yeah
52:32
yeah I think it's funny though that you
52:36
interviewed Johnny IV and obviously he's a fan of the show yeah um no not one
52:43
mention of the fact that we only a couple of weeks ago contacted his dead
52:49
late boss I I think he was Starck to be
52:53
honest when I when I contacted him so M yeah didn't come
52:59
[Laughter] [Music]
53:05
up so did you guys see this article uh
53:08
about Etsy changed their policy on um on
53:13
metaphysical items and uh I guess what
53:17
they mean by that is uh [ __ ] where you're no longer allowed to sell
53:23
[ __ ] to people and uh I just thought was very funny because uh a bunch of
53:29
witches are protesting of course they are because they they used to sell
53:34
metaphysical Services which I mean I assume this means uh it means spells
53:39
yeah so you could you could purchase the uh on Etsy and then they would go away
53:45
and and Perform a spell which is uh is [ __ ] so yeah yeah yeah yeah and if
53:52
you have to have us tell you why that's [ __ ] and you should stop listening to
53:57
I I I don't think anybody who believes in that is going to listen to well I'm
54:01
trying to be as condescending as I can because obviously this person is a
54:04
complete not a [ __ ] withit I see that makes sense yeah
54:08
um they they've been bit clear about it they're saying you can sell astrological
54:13
charts and um and tarot readings and other tangible objects as long as you're
54:18
not making a promise that that object will affect a physical change or other
54:22
outcomes such as weight loss love or Revenge because because once again
54:27
that would be [ __ ] what if you don't promise it'll do
54:30
anything what if you just say got to do this spell can't guarantee because you
54:36
can guarantee that it won't do anything I think is the point well who knows Dan
54:40
I mean well I mean yeah far be it for me to criticize uh other [ __ ] like
54:46
this maybe we should uh we should open an Etsy store where we sell uh prayer
54:51
we'll pray for people yeah I mean I make no claims as
54:54
to whether the prayers will work or not cuz I mean God does as he pleases but I
54:58
mean I'll I I'll happily pray for people can can we guarantee they'll work
55:05
but just put guarantee in quotation marks could put work in quotation marks
55:09
too I can guarantee I'll say the words out loud in a manner that that that
55:13
appears to be spoken to God that's what I can promise I had this great conversation with
55:20
uh one of the what do they call him in Anglican it's not a priest a minister
55:26
the dude yeah the minister I had a great conversation with a minister at church
55:29
camp when I was about 10 and I was just really busy not understanding any of it
55:36
and um they just finished telling us that uh God had already had a plan
55:42
planned out for the next billion years or so and nothing we could do could
55:46
deviate that plan that it was you know and then they also told us that we
55:49
needed a personal relationship with God including asking him for various favors
55:53
right and and I just really wasn't sure why you would need to bother right if it
55:59
was all set in stone anyway yeah and so I asked and the answer that the minister
56:04
gave me uh was this analogy he said just
56:09
say you really wanted a skateboard for Christmas and your dad already knew you
56:15
wanted a skateboard okay yep he still
56:20
would want to hear you say it right otherwise he's not going to
56:25
give it to yeah yeah that's right cuz he's a [ __ ] with and um my dad never
56:32
bought me no skateboard and God never answered my [ __ ] prayers so uh so your dad is
56:39
God oh my God I should have just read between the lines yeah that's why he
56:44
made that announcement on the on the fery all those years
56:48
ago that's right my dad the fairy announcer yeah in
56:55
Holland do you want to tell that story I don't know if you ever told it you can
56:58
you can opt not to if you want no no no I'm happy to but I think it's a good
57:02
story oh have I not told this story this story this is just this is just an
57:06
example of a childhood memory that stays with you for life that pops back up into
57:12
your brain 20 30 years later and you only then realize that you've been
57:16
remembering it wrong this whole time and basically I forget why but somebody was
57:22
talking about Amsterdam and I said yeah I've been to Amsterdam but not since I
57:27
was a little kid I took the ferry over from England um and funny story my dad
57:33
went and did the announcement that the ferry will be docking in
57:37
Amsterdam and as I said it now this has been a fact I've known my whole life but
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as I said it I realized well that can't be true of course he
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didn't yeah of course my dad didn't make the announcement on the fairy to answer
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today and then I'm like wrecking my brain trying to think of why I thought
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that and what actually happened and I I think the chronology of the actual event
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was where in our little cabin my dad says I'll be back in a minute and leaves
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the room for any number of reasons and while he's gone there's an announcement
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that says we'll soon be docking in Amsterdam and then my dad comes back
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into the room and when you're 5 years old you think your dad does everything
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right and uh so for about 25 30
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years I thought my dad made that announcement just in the back of my mind
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it's not like I thought about it every day but I just it was not until I told
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that story you said it out loud and then you went that's not what happened not
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true that is not what happened that's awesome
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yeah unless he did maybe he did I was going to say that that would be the
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twist if I told him one day I'm like Hey Dad isn't it weird I remembered this and
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he's like yeah no I made the announcement was the only speaker on the
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on the boat I got fired because they found out I wasn't up on up on the
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bridge the whole time yeah down there with you you made me lose my job
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Danny as you know we've discussed uh some some amusing or silly laws in the
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past on the show um we've even got a jingle for it uh it goes a little
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something like this when my jaw hit the floor when I heard what you said but I'm
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sure in days of your would have made more sense it seems so strange and I
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need to know the score so I really got to ask are you sure that's a
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law are you sure that's a law are you sure that's a law so I assume this is a
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special edition get an allowed to get a married Edition are you sure it's a it's
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not uh however that is uh that is news and actually you just reminded me I had
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another article open that I haven't put in here I'm going to pop it down the
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bottom have a look at that it's quite amusing I'll discuss it after this um
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but in uh in I saw that I saw that
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yeah we can end on that it's pretty
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pretty hilarious yeah um uh in are you sure that's a law this week I have two
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um the first one I thought was very interesting um after a long legal baton
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Japan finally lifts its notorious no dancing law so they must they must be
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calling this the Foot Loose Amendment
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so for 4 years Japan has banned um
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dancing in clubs and bars strictly prohibited uh except for a few venues
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that could get a license a dancing license uh and then they must close by
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midnight or 1:00 a.m. depending on the license and now apparently this was
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um because I guess they just didn't want people doing it in public or something
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like and you can see the signs don't ask questions about why the Japanese do what
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they do all right there's no answer that it's satisfying right I see oh I can
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okay uh it's a remnant of an anti-prostitution law um they started to enforced the
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outdated law after a string of NTI related scandals including the death of
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a student outside an Osaka Club in 2010 so um because of all that they started
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enforcing the law and they can see you see in the article they've got these
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signs that say no dancing if you dance we will stop you dancing thank you I
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love that thank you for your cooperation you dance we will stop you from dancing
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what did I classify as dancing well I mean I think tap your foot I think you
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know when you're dancing just get a little bit of a sway Luke if you sway I
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will stop you from swaying little bit of toet tapping uh it
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might be all right I don't know what about if you're doing uh Irish dancing
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the one where you only move your legs and the rest of your body remains
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perfectly still and you're doing it in front of a window
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right and there's a cop on the other side of the window and he does you
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having a good night and you're like yeah just having a quiet oh to be sure I'm
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having a good night standing at this window and little does he know you got
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the full Michael Flatley going on on the other side I did a I did a Scottish
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accent there by accident I apologize to our Irish listeners I'm sure some Scots
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can do Irish danc in this week will ah sorry about
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that so you're allowed to dance in Japan now apparently because of the Olympics
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uh and and uh some protests um they've overturned the law
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so um because here we go visitors from overseas would come here to Japan and
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they'd wonder why they can't dance even though you can dance at night elsewhere
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overseas yeah they probably would wonder that yeah I guess they not just dance at
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night dance at anytime the biggest thing that will change with this law is that
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you can now dance at night
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amazing correct yes the biggest the biggest and only thing that's now
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changed oh but there is a the clubs have to be brighter than 10 lucks now the
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amount of light produced by 10 kles 10 candles about 3T away so no Dancing in
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the Dark oh to discourage crime H yeah cuz I dance up people and commit crimes
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on them all the time that leads me to uh to our to our next question which is
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Luke if you were going to dance in the dark and get away with it how would you do it let's
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see well no I think if I personally if I was doing it just my dancing would be so
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great that they just have to let me go it would be a crime to stop yeah I've
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seen you dance and I would agree with that right yeah well his dance got as a
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free meal at pack last year so exactly [ __ ] what and very very drunk yeah
1:03:56
the the the ox he bought us all dinner and a bottle of tequila and it all
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started because Luke was doing a little dance and he was entertained yeah nice
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one yes all right and so uh the other the other strange strange legal case
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this week is uh a French woman um whose fiance asked her to marry
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him two days before he was killed in a car crash um she has now been granted a
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postumus white wedding in their Village so she's being allowed to marry him even
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though he's already died yeah I mean that's uh that's kind of weird that is a
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law in France um well the strange it's it's it's it is weird and it's kind of
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sad um but the the saddest thing about it is that it's not like uh this was
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kind of immediate she's been seeking like been been fighting this for for
1:04:49
years so she wants to marry this guy yeah like and so in instead of
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moving on she um she has just been fighting this legal battle to to be
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allowed to to marry this uh this guy which again this is It's just sad yeah
1:05:06
and there's this wedding picture and she's there in a wedding dress next to
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his photograph on a stand she's crying all the women behind her are in tears
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and it just doesn't look like a particularly fun night for
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anyone yeah it's just a bit sad I think they could have got a better photo as well
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of him yeah no he's right he's right not impressed eh he does look like a
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criminal I think I've just got here I find this a little strange uhhuh he
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asked her to marrier Y he dies 2 days later yes yeah in the time between being
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asked and him dying she had already a wedding dress yes you know what and
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that's what did it I reckon if you propos to someone you're like yeah a
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couple of years down the track we'll get married and the very next day she rocks
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up in a wedding dress you're like have made a terrible
1:05:58
mistake so you're saying he's not even dead he's just he's I Reon he is dead
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but I reckon he took his own life and I reckon if there is an
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afterlife he's looking down from heaven now going oh [ __ ] what made the right
1:06:13
choice no now he's now he's [ __ ] married oh because now she's going to be
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up there with him [ __ ] yeah but what if right what if he was like oh I've made a
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mistake I'll fake my own death right and so he please and he's like can't wait
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till I meet the right woman and I Get Married to the right person and then the
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the mar all right you can marry him and and he's like watching TV going no [ __ ]
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cuz now he's married disaster absolute disaster this is weird like this is something
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evidently doesn't happen in France yeah aous wedding is it's something that I
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can't really necessarily see a need for no apparently it um the law originally
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came about because there was a uh forgotten the specifics but there was
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a big disaster maybe a mining disaster or a or a ferry disaster I can't
1:07:02
remember the specifics but a lot of people died and so the the they said H
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those who were it it was very tragic and they said oh you know those who were
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engaged can can proceed with the the wedding or whatever because because you
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know there there's legal [ __ ] that goes yeah that makes sense with marriage and
1:07:18
all that I mean America are let men marry each other France is letting the
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living marry the dead like how you consumate the
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wedding I don't think you have to do that anymore Le you don't have to it's
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preferable to oh wait no they can nullify they can nullify a Corp a corpse
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can Tri a nullification if you don't [ __ ] it in
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time you know what as soon as I said it
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I realized the the foolishness all right well one last
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thing is this article which I'll put in the show notes which is hilarious uh
1:07:54
there was a gay pride March uh on uh today or yesterday I think it's yeah
1:07:59
today and uh a lot of people Marching In bright colors um one guy wearing black
1:08:06
and white with a flag that uh a CNN reporter spotted and took a photo of and
1:08:12
they've written an article and there's actually a pretty funny news report
1:08:14
about it um that they uh they noticed that it appeared to be an Isis flag the
1:08:19
flag of the terrorist group Isis um and they couldn't she couldn't understand
1:08:23
why no one seemed to to be worried and she called the police and and she was
1:08:26
checking in on on it and no one seemed to be doing anything about it uh there's
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a picture of it there uh in the article and I think you'll find that those are
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those are all butt plugs and dildos on the on the flag
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there so yeah probably not as terrifying as as she thought I'll say this though
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should have checked facts a little bit well it depends if you're scared of
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dildos I'm looking at a comparison and it it kind of does look like the Isis
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flag oh it's it's obviously I think a parody of the of the Isis flag but I
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just the naive of that comment is just hilarious though like she looked at that and she
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just didn't see any of that like she just didn't see the
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dildos you know what's funny while I've uh while we've been looking at this I've
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obviously been on a Google image search of weird dildos
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obviously just pictures of Johnny I think the weirdest one that I've come across
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right yeah it's on one end a bruised
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Fist and on the other end the head of a
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crying baby did you say bruised fish I'm going to drop this into the
1:09:51
notes down here please and uh please it's it's literally the weirdest thing
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I've ever seen oh man we'll put this in the show
1:10:03
notes what it's
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loading what the [ __ ] yeah so I don't know why that
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exists what end do you use have end do you want at any given time depending on
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your
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mood oh man that's awful
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yeah where did it come with ch like it
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matters do you want to you want the do you want the screaming baby head inside
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you or do you want to look at it like they're your options but but I mean the
1:10:44
other the other option is the fist like well I can looking at the fist seems
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less terrifying to me I don't want the fist inside me [Laughter]
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that's what I'm saying because then you got to look at the screaming baby head
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