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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Doug Gottlieb, LIVE from Bally's in Atlantic City!, Dak's SMART contract · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: Alright, off, coming to you live from Bally's Casino in
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  Speaker 1: beautiful Atlantic City. It's the Boy and Tony Foolsco. Show
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  Speaker 1: Much Madness Special Edition as always Polly Foolsco here with
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  Speaker 1: Tony Foolsco. And we got a beautiful, big crowd in
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  Speaker 1: front of us, don't lots of sands, great set up here.
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  Speaker 1: We want to thank corporate sponsors over at Bally's here,
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  Speaker 1: and you know we got some wings not chose they
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  Speaker 1: put out for us. And of course we got the
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  Speaker 1: energy of the tourney in the air. It's almost here.
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  Speaker 1: You know. We came to play some bets because hey,
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  Speaker 1: we don't even need to know the seats, Tony Dooty,
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  Speaker 1: we know who's winning this whole thing, and we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna tell you secrets with you today. Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Now, quick about last week's we had Jeff Perlman,
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  Speaker 1: the writer. He's like, what a terrible booking that was?
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  Speaker 1: You know, he writes books for a living. He's a
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  Speaker 1: literal bad booking. Literally, I blame him and our so
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  Speaker 1: called producer there, Yeah, we agree, but you know, keep
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  Speaker 1: it down trying to do a show here. Thank you. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: this week we have this guy, so called college basketball expert,
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  Speaker 1: Doug Gottlieb, Fox Sports guy and the people. You know,
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  Speaker 1: this brings us to one of the sad realities of
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  Speaker 1: the business that we happen to work in, right, Tody.
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  Speaker 1: You know, in sports talk, you'd think that these people
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  Speaker 1: would know how to play sports, you know, like we do.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you got coultered steven A. They're all blabbing
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  Speaker 1: about sports when they Navy never even play. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we everybody knows we are accomplished athletes. We got eleven
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  Speaker 1: flag football titles in the Spruce Street Direct League, you know,
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  Speaker 1: won several but butttorneys. But you know, we don't want
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  Speaker 1: the brag. Don't like the brag, of course. But anyway,
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  Speaker 1: this guy got leave. He goes around acting like he's
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  Speaker 1: an expert because he played college ball at Oklahoma State
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  Speaker 1: and Notre Dame. Well, uh, Tony, we did our research here. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we checked out his stats and people, wait until you're
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  Speaker 1: here what we're gonna throw at him? Yeah, he's getting exposed. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're not gonna believe it till you believe it. But first,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, Tony, this is some old woman over there
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  Speaker 1: giving me the stink guy what are you looking at.
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  Speaker 1: We're trying to do a show over here. Oh we're
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  Speaker 1: disturbing you. You're disturbing us. Just focus on your penny slots, lady.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you'll win two cents. Yes, sorry, we're not the
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  Speaker 1: merv Griffin Show. Look, we're not gonna let that bag
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  Speaker 1: of bones kill our momentum because we've got a big
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  Speaker 1: show and we're gonna kick it off with our segment
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  Speaker 1: where we go over everything we got right, because we
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  Speaker 1: got nothing wrong as usual again, So here we go
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  Speaker 1: where Polly and Tony were right, Where Polly and Tony
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  Speaker 1: were right. Huge news out of Dallas, the cow our
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  Speaker 1: Boys are signing Dak Prescott to a four year, hundred
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  Speaker 1: and sixty million dollar deal, one mill guaranteed. And we
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  Speaker 1: got to say, what a great smart signing by the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: Here credit where it's the right. If we always said,
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  Speaker 1: don'ty the best time to pay a franchise quarterback is
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  Speaker 1: right after he suffered a catastrophic injury. You know you
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  Speaker 1: want to pay them the big money there because this
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  Speaker 1: way they can get the injury fixed and fixed. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's the smart way of doing things, because, as we know,
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  Speaker 1: healthcare is not cheap. But it isn't. Then you know,
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  Speaker 1: other teams in the past, they should have been doing this, right, don'ty. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I remember when we were watching Bo Jackson on the
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  Speaker 1: Raiders and then he dislocated his hip. The first thing
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  Speaker 1: we both said. We looked at each other and go, oh,
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  Speaker 1: somebody's about to get paid. But the Raiders didn't pay him,
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  Speaker 1: and that was a huge mistake. If they had just
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  Speaker 1: given him the two hundred million dollars necessary to build
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  Speaker 1: a brand new buy on a hip, he'd probably still
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  Speaker 1: be playing today. Great point, Tony, where Paul and were right.
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  Speaker 1: We've always been saying NBA players should not play in
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  Speaker 1: the All Star Game and risk injury. And then you
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  Speaker 1: know what happened last week is Joel Embiid and Ben Simmons.
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  Speaker 1: They're taking heat because they had to sit out the
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  Speaker 1: game because they may have been exposed to COVID. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we've been saying that's the smart move. Yeah, they were small. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they found a way to get out of the game.
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  Speaker 1: You know, in fact, when you're looking at it, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: all the players should have tried to get COVID because
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  Speaker 1: they could arrested during the All Star break, right, get
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  Speaker 1: those antibodies, so the time the playoffs roll around, they're
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  Speaker 1: ready to go. Yeah. And you could even see during
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  Speaker 1: the game the players were all shooting threes from half
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  Speaker 1: court because they didn't want to get too close to
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  Speaker 1: each other and catch COVID. That was a bad move
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  Speaker 1: by them, absolutely stupid. Where Paully and Tony, who were right, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna go ahead and give ourselves a preemptive right here.
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  Speaker 1: Because as you all know, Tony is an expert in bracketology.
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  Speaker 1: He took a night class at the Philly Community College
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  Speaker 1: back in September, and he has made his pick for
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  Speaker 1: this year's tourney. Go ahead, Tony, by my estimations, the
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  Speaker 1: clear favorite as Rutgers. As I learned in my night class,
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  Speaker 1: which was taught by Joe Lenardi's cousins neighbor, all you
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  Speaker 1: have to do is look at the roster and spott
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  Speaker 1: a name you recognize. Rutgers has Ron Harper Jr. Son
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  Speaker 1: of the legendary Ron Hopper who won five NBA champion ships. Bo.
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  Speaker 1: That's all you need to know. No further explanations or
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  Speaker 1: details required. That class was four hundred and fifty dollars
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  Speaker 1: well spent where PAULI were right, all right, last one.
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  Speaker 1: You know, people, we don't like to air our personal
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  Speaker 1: laundry on this show. But the other day, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we saw the news. You saw it too, Skip Bayless,
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  Speaker 1: who has no athletic talent unlike us, he never played
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  Speaker 1: a sport in his life. Yeah, he signed a thirty
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  Speaker 1: two million dollar deal to keep talking sports on Fox Now. People.
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  Speaker 1: If Skip Bayless got thirty two million dollars, you've got
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  Speaker 1: to imagine what we are worth. When we saw news
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  Speaker 1: of this deal, we immediately dialed up our broadcast partners.
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  Speaker 1: We got him on the phone, Apple and Spotify, and
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  Speaker 1: we demanded that they give us a hundred million dollars, right, donty. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I sent them a link to the Skip Bayless article,
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  Speaker 1: and I told them, if we don't get a hundred
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  Speaker 1: million before the end of the month, we're pulling the
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  Speaker 1: plug and we're walking yep. And well, you know, we'll
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  Speaker 1: just have to find some other way to bring you
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  Speaker 1: people the podcast instead of giving away our brilliance feed
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  Speaker 1: on such a low price there anyway, Hold on that lady,
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  Speaker 1: she's still giving us a stink guy over here, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: book away, you old bag lady. This isn't a library.
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  Speaker 1: Just focus on your penny slots. Yeah, and because and
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  Speaker 1: make enough money so when they bury you in two days,
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  Speaker 1: you have somewhere to go. Yeah, so you have family
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  Speaker 1: could help pay for the expenses. Anyway, don't mind her
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  Speaker 1: Tony because you know our guest that's coming on the line,
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  Speaker 1: So let's get him on the full Skool Satellite network
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  Speaker 1: satellite alright. This guy considered one of the leading voices
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  Speaker 1: in sports talk, you know, specifically in college basketball, second
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  Speaker 1: to us, of course, hosts his own show on Fox
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  Speaker 1: Sports Radio, does the games on fs WANT though also
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  Speaker 1: played college both way back in the day. We'll get
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  Speaker 1: into that anyway. Doug Gottlieb, welcome to the show. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you guys doing good. You know, before we get into
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  Speaker 1: things here, you know we have two very trusted sources
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  Speaker 1: who used to work on the Herd, you know, Call
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  Speaker 1: and Goward Show. They told us a couple of years back,
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  Speaker 1: you guest hosted when Colin was on vacation, and you
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  Speaker 1: wanted to do a segment where it was a Herd hierarchy.
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  Speaker 1: But instead of ranking NFL teams, you ranked fruit. Is
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  Speaker 1: this true? And if so, what the hell were you thinking?
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  Speaker 1: Of course it's true. Um, the show before the show
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  Speaker 1: is actually better than the show without her. Most people
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  Speaker 1: who have been on the show know that right where
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  Speaker 1: you talk about topics than some point, at some point
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  Speaker 1: one of us has a d D, and we all
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  Speaker 1: have a d D on some level. So it kicks
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  Speaker 1: in and we try and find something far more entertaining
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  Speaker 1: than what we'd actually talked about on the show. And
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  Speaker 1: we've done bagel hierarchy, salt bagel, by the way, completely underrated.
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  Speaker 1: We've done dessert hierarchy, and we've done fruit hierarchy. True
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  Speaker 1: hierarchy is picture you do realize you don't work on
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  Speaker 1: the food channel. You know that, just so you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know. And by the way, we heard Coward was
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  Speaker 1: so upset what you did do a show. He almost
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  Speaker 1: flew from the ski loft he was staying at to
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  Speaker 1: stop you, so almost almost almost. He's like, yeah, should
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  Speaker 1: somebody was feeding him grapes and massaging him at the time,
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  Speaker 1: and he was like, I almost I almost got out
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  Speaker 1: of my play show. Parks Park, Park City is state.
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  Speaker 1: You're lucky that massou stopped him, And yeah, alright, let's
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  Speaker 1: get to you. Let's get to you. Back back alright,
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  Speaker 1: enough enough, let's talk about you. You played college basketball
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  Speaker 1: back in the late nineties early two thousand's. Now, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just for reference, we went we printed out your status.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, let's just look these over your final
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  Speaker 1: season free throw percentage percent quiet, I'm trying to talk
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  Speaker 1: you three point percentage eighteen percent. So the question we
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  Speaker 1: have for you with, um, how do you call yourself
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  Speaker 1: a basketball expert when you can't even play? Uh, it's
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  Speaker 1: a good point. Um, We're I trying to how my son.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, look, I wouldn't have gotten to that point
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  Speaker 1: if I couldn't shoot at all. It's just you know,
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  Speaker 1: the power of the mind. But we want a lot
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  Speaker 1: of games, and I played a lot of those minutes
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  Speaker 1: at one games. So maybe there's more to wo than
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  Speaker 1: just how many how often you put Yeah, I guess, uh,
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  Speaker 1: I guess your teammates. That's the thing. Your teammates were
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  Speaker 1: more to your game helping save you. There you go, exactly,
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  Speaker 1: it's a very fair point. I had. I had incredible teams. Clearly,
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  Speaker 1: if you even won one game with those stats. Anyway, Look,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna talk attorney right now, and I gotta tell
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  Speaker 1: you before we get into this Tony here, he took
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  Speaker 1: a night class in bracketology at the local community college here,
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  Speaker 1: so just so you know, he knows his stuff, all right,
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna get your pick, and then Tony's picked. So, Doug,
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  Speaker 1: you first, Who's going to win it all this year? Exactly? Nope,
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  Speaker 1: incorrect answer wrong. The clear favorite this year is Rutgers,
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  Speaker 1: who happened to be led by none other than Ron Oppa,
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  Speaker 1: son of the legendary point guard Ron Harper, who led
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  Speaker 1: the Bulls and Lakers to a title, five champions lables. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he was un championship teams. Was an integral piece of
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  Speaker 1: the piece, was running the point. Who do you think
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  Speaker 1: calls the plays the point guard? He doesn't understand basketball, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: don't try to explain it. That clearly doesn't know. He
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  Speaker 1: relied on his teammates to tell him not to play
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  Speaker 1: the problem. The problem with Rutgers is at some point
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  Speaker 1: in time when you get when you use guys, is
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell him? He listen, we can't win this game,
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  Speaker 1: right you know? I mean you can't trust the Jersey team. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, you know you saw you're forgetting you didn't
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  Speaker 1: scoff in nineteen seventy six when Rutger has made the
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  Speaker 1: Final four, and who did they lose to Indiana, the
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  Speaker 1: only team to go on defeeded ever thirty two, which
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  Speaker 1: means by that math Rutgos is the second best deal
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  Speaker 1: of all time. And oh this is this guy doesn't
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  Speaker 1: know anything. I'll give you. You want to know how
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  Speaker 1: far back I go Ruger's past player, You go, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Rutgers first Big East game ever ever was I played
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  Speaker 1: against him as a Notre Dame Notre Dame Rutgers at
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  Speaker 1: the rack Um and we were up fourteen or seventeen
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  Speaker 1: a second half, lost in overtime, and you asked about
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  Speaker 1: my shooting. I was shooting fine. And in that game
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  Speaker 1: I shot an air ball off the free the line
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  Speaker 1: and then I made the no surprise la. So so
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  Speaker 1: I get back to my dorm Notre Dame the next
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  Speaker 1: day and I get a call from the coach, John
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  Speaker 1: McCleod passed away rest in peace to come down and
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  Speaker 1: see coach McCloud. And I was like, because this is
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  Speaker 1: how he would do things. He was a former NBA coach.
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  Speaker 1: He would never in the embarrassed you in front of
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  Speaker 1: the team and call you and you'd have a meeting
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  Speaker 1: in close the door probably okay, yeah right, So uh
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  Speaker 1: and instead of watching the game, he just watched the
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  Speaker 1: free throw. What are you thinking here? I was like thinking,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta get a little bit more next time, coach.
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  Speaker 1: Story here, So he like he called uh, Denny Price,
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  Speaker 1: Mark Price's dad's shooting coach, his former assistant, and like
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  Speaker 1: verbally had me give him. He gave me a shooting
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  Speaker 1: lesson and then he went out and we shot free throws,
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  Speaker 1: me and him for like an hour, and yeah, he
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  Speaker 1: kind of screwed me up. So so the moral of
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  Speaker 1: the story is you're blaming your coach for the fact
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  Speaker 1: that you can't shoot for ship. Yeah, unbelievable, coach. No,
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  Speaker 1: what happened was that was I saw, I knew what
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  Speaker 1: the line was, and there's a guy behind the basket.
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  Speaker 1: He did the thing. You know, we know he does
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  Speaker 1: good work. Now, look, we're not just hosts yet, all right,
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  Speaker 1: we're what you'd call in the business disrupt them. You
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  Speaker 1: know that about us. We're always the strusful ways to
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  Speaker 1: break the old, boring traditions. And why we do love
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  Speaker 1: watching the Attorney. We feel there are ways to improve
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  Speaker 1: it fastly. So here's what we're gonna do, Doug. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna share ideas with you on how we can improve
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  Speaker 1: the Torney. And you know, we get it. You're a
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  Speaker 1: media personality, so you'll probably mention them on your show.
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  Speaker 1: You know, work catches on bing bang. Everybody's thanking us,
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  Speaker 1: you know, for for revolutionizing the Thorney as we know it.
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  Speaker 1: So here we go our ways to fix the turney,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. All right, the first idea, every team
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  Speaker 1: gets one no take, Tony tell them how it works.
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  Speaker 1: So let's say St. Bonaventure gets Gonzaga and the draw
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  Speaker 1: that's very unfavorable to them, and they get to say, oh,
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  Speaker 1: we don't want to play Gonzaga. Then they say no take,
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  Speaker 1: and instead they get to play San Jose. State your thoughts,
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  Speaker 1: dunk Um. I like the idea and theory, but in practice,
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  Speaker 1: no one would play Gonzaga, Baylor, Illinois or Michigan, right, Like,
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  Speaker 1: no one's gonna play in those teams. So again, if
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  Speaker 1: you're are you open up the whole field like there's
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  Speaker 1: there's teams I don't know. All right, moving on, he
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  Speaker 1: don't him clearer ideas? Okay, you try and refute this
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  Speaker 1: way we got here, we go the winner of the tourney.
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  Speaker 1: In order to claim the championship officially, they need to
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  Speaker 1: beat the worst team in the NBA. Tony, tell him
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  Speaker 1: how this works. Imagine Gonzaga versus the Detroit Pistons for
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  Speaker 1: the n C Double A title. What a matchup for
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  Speaker 1: the ageless. If Gonzaga wins, they can say, hey, we
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  Speaker 1: beat an NBA team, What an accomplishment. And if Detroit wins,
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  Speaker 1: they can say, hey, we suck in the NBA, but
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  Speaker 1: we're n C Double A champions. Let's have a parade.
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  Speaker 1: Here you go, your thoughts. Dog. Uh, it's the it's
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  Speaker 1: the most discussed, um, least competitive disc shon that we
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  Speaker 1: have in sports, which is could the best team in
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  Speaker 1: college basketball beat the worst team or in college football?
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  Speaker 1: And the answer is that wouldn't be competitive. It wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be fun. And what's the point of our champion if
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  Speaker 1: you only well, yeah, you you know how basketball can't
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  Speaker 1: be competitive. It's when you're on the court. All right, look,
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  Speaker 1: final one, al Right, here we go. Let's say you
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  Speaker 1: can you can not like this? This is so brilliant,
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  Speaker 1: This is so brilliant. Just be honest with all right,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. You haven't come up with
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  Speaker 1: a good idea, I'll give you one last chick. Let's
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  Speaker 1: face it, the tourney lacks star power these days. Come
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  Speaker 1: on you you could have I'm with we're coming around here,
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  Speaker 1: good good, So here we go. Before the tourney, each
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  Speaker 1: team gets to draft one famous alumnus to come back
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  Speaker 1: and play. Tony tell them how this works. So you
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  Speaker 1: could potentially have Kansas call up Joe L. M Beat
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  Speaker 1: and be like, yo, come playing the tournament, and then
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  Speaker 1: Duke can say, okay, Zion, come play for us. Forget
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  Speaker 1: about Lonzo ball. Now we have two recognizable faces people
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  Speaker 1: want to watch that you hate on That gotleib go.
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  Speaker 1: I actually like that idea in theory. Again, in practice,
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  Speaker 1: it won't happen because there're worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Who's worth zero? Because like I mean, like, uh was
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  Speaker 1: it Tommy boy when he's playing movies? This guy doesn't
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  Speaker 1: know how to stay on the topic of sports. But
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  Speaker 1: I do. Here's the topic I'm staying on. You're off
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  Speaker 1: the show. You're not coming back to play time because
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  Speaker 1: you're at it. You don't yourself such a big hole.
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  Speaker 1: You're never climbing at it. You guys are easy to
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  Speaker 1: stand of the phone. Hang off the phone? Is he
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  Speaker 1: up the line? Hang up already? What do people do?
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  Speaker 1: You see what we have to deal with you? What
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: can any of you hang up the phone? You can
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: any of you do it? Oh, and look at this.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: We got our friend here, the old bag at the
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  Speaker 1: penny slots looking at us. Sorry, if we made noise,
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  Speaker 1: we apologize. We didn't think you could hear us anyway,
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  Speaker 1: you old bag. I'm gonna do the grim Reaper's job
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  Speaker 1: for him. Lady, if you don't stop staring at us, Look, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: we can't let that old bag get to us, because
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  Speaker 1: you know, we got business to do. As always at
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  Speaker 1: this point of the show. You know, we've we've been
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  Speaker 1: so graciously welcomed here in Atlantic City that we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do an ad out of the goodness of our heart
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  Speaker 1: pro bano for the Atlantic City Tourism Board. People. With
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  Speaker 1: all that's going on in the world, you'll need to
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: get away more than ever. I mean, come on this
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: COVID ship. You know, whether you're believe in it or not,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: you know, it's been a real downer for everybody. But
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  Speaker 1: luckily it has not stopped the party here in Atlantic City.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Tony, you had some very positive things about
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  Speaker 1: your experience here in the city so far. Why do
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: you tell the people? Yeah, everywhere I go, whenever I
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: walk up and down the boardwalk, the people here are
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: so hospitable and friendly. They're always offering meet things, things
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: like coupons for escort services, sexual favors for low prices,
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  Speaker 1: crystal meth, black taw heroine, next tickets illegal firearms, switch blades,
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  Speaker 1: switch blade calmbs, also tickets to see Ario Speedwagon and
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: of course Horse Tranquilizer. What wonderful shows of hospitality from
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: the good people here in Atlantic City. Come visit Atlantic
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  Speaker 1: City anytime, but you know it's probably best to do
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  Speaker 1: it during daylight hours. Yeah. Alright, Well that wraps up
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  Speaker 1: advertisement there and that rap the show. So Polly, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: wait from now you'll see what people think of you.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: You have to make cras three crushings. See Polly, Polly,
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  Speaker 1: what you say you said that is getting a hundred
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  Speaker 1: million guaranteed. It's actually a hundred twenty six million guaranteed. Well,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: you're guaranteed to get your ass kicked after the show. Yeah,
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: you're guaranteed a hundred and twenty six million ass kickings. Yeah,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: thank you everybody, Thank you, Thank you, Tony. You said
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: skip Bayliss never played a sport in his life. He
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: actually played baseball and basketball in high school. Oh yeah,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: well you're gonna skip to the unemployment line. Yeah, they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna obay less than we do. Yeah. See we got
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  Speaker 1: him be We take it to the world. What what
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  Speaker 1: you said pro bono it's actually pronounced pro bono only
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: bono from you too, pronounces bono like that. Oh yeah,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: well guess what, mr you two. We can do this
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: show with the without you, preferably without. Yeah, we still
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: haven't found what we're looking for. A no producer. That's right, Paper,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: you leave your resumes on the table. You could be
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: working on next week. Now, Paper, one more thing. We're
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: all here. We got breaking news for the crowd, a
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: real treat for you next week on the show. Just
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: booked super Bowl hero Eagles legend Nick Fall. So that
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: we want to thank our hosts here at Bally's. We
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: don't want to thank Doug Gottlie for that shifty interview.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: And the person we're especially not gonna thank is that
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: old bag over there at the Penny Slide. Yes, you
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: should have left thirty minutes. Where are you going? Where
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: are you going? Wait? Hold on, where you go? She's
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: talking to security guard Paul. We should probably wrap up
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, well all right, we're gonna go. So hey, pfull,
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  Speaker 1: that's it, you know, rate reviews, subscribe, you know, and
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: we'll see you next week back in our studios in Philly. Eight.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Good job as always, Doty, same to you, Pauli. Another
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  Speaker 1: floorless show. Yeah all right, we'll see you painful next
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  Speaker 1: week by see