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Lobster _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _527(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: I have some new tour dates to tell you about.
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  Speaker 1: These are new. I'm going to let you know Colorado
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  Speaker 1: Springs in the Colorado, October 23rd. Casper, Wyoming, October 24th. Billings, Montana,
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  Speaker 1: October 25th. And Missoula, Montana on October 26th. Looking forward
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  Speaker 1: to getting into that beautiful part of America. Also, we
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  Speaker 1: have shows this week in Las Vegas, August 30th and 31st.
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  Speaker 1: Then Bend, Oregon, Spokane, Portland, Vancouver, Oklahoma City, Northern Little Rock, Springfield,
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  Speaker 1: Kansas City, Sioux Falls, La Crosse, Green Bay, Moline, Lafayette,
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  Speaker 1: and Beaumont, Texas. Get all your tickets at theovon.com slash T-O-U-R.
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  Speaker 1: And thank you so much for supporting live comedy. And
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  Speaker 1: make sure you go through that link. Otherwise, you'll end
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  Speaker 1: up on a secondary site. And those aren't the prices
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  Speaker 1: that we are charging. Gang, I hope everybody's well today.
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  Speaker 1: I was touching my legs earlier. I never touch, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I realize as I get older, I never touch my legs.
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  Speaker 1: I just, you know, I'll touch the top of them
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  Speaker 1: a little, but rarely do I just, I put my
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  Speaker 1: hands just along my entire leg on each one. And
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  Speaker 1: it just, I enjoyed it. I, um, I enjoyed it. So, um,
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  Speaker 1: good to be here and, uh, hope you're having a
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  Speaker 1: good day. I, what's going on? Um, we just did
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  Speaker 1: a run of shows up through, um, uh, Connecticut and, uh,
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  Speaker 1: Maine and then out to Moncton, which is in New Brunswick, which, um,
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  Speaker 1: Most people didn't know existed, to be honest with you.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing against them. Nobody knew. And then we went out
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  Speaker 1: there to Halifax. Just beautiful. Beautiful in the summertime. That
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  Speaker 1: whole stretch. And people like lobster out there. I noticed that.
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  Speaker 1: People like lobster. And at first, you know, you get like...
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  Speaker 1: It's interesting because as you go along that coast up there,
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  Speaker 1: it gets, you know, how people communicate about lobster gets,
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  Speaker 1: it changes. I noticed that for sure. Like if you're
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  Speaker 1: in Providence, Rhode Island, a guy will run up with
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  Speaker 1: a gun and be like, hey, you want some fucking lobster?
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  Speaker 1: You know, but as you get further, if you, you know,
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  Speaker 1: It gets less aggressive and just more like into the
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  Speaker 1: word as you get up towards Maine. You know, they're
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  Speaker 1: like lobster. You want some lobster? And then about to
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  Speaker 1: banger Maine, like you want some lobster. Lobster. They just
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  Speaker 1: keep saying like everybody like, I don't care if you
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  Speaker 1: say it or not, but everybody you talk to wants
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  Speaker 1: to talk about lobster. Lobster. And then you get further
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  Speaker 1: out to New Brunswick and Halifax, and they're just like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I want some lobster. You want, yeah, you want some lobster.
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  Speaker 1: And it just, I'm amazed how just, I just, I
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  Speaker 1: guess I'm amazed how much people love lobster and that it's,
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  Speaker 1: Just that it's involved in every conversation as you go
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  Speaker 1: up that stretch of the country and of the nation
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  Speaker 1: and of the world. And we'll put some of it
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  Speaker 1: up on a map so you can see what I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about. But everybody, it's just like you want some
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  Speaker 1: lobs there. No matter who you're talking to, they're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to have some lobs there. You know, Tiffany's
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  Speaker 1: having a baby, and so somebody's cutting up a lobster
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  Speaker 1: over there. So just fascinating to witness that. And just,
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  Speaker 1: we were really on the, up on that lobster trail
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  Speaker 1: up there. But beautiful to see in the, God, it's
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  Speaker 1: just like nature is just showing her cooter up there.
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  Speaker 1: It is that whole area. It's just like, God dang,
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  Speaker 1: Mother Nature got some new tits. You feel me? It's
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  Speaker 1: just like that, that kind of vibe up there. So
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  Speaker 1: that was beautiful. We got to do that. What else?
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  Speaker 1: Went to a farmer's market.
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  Speaker 2: Yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you've been to one of those recently.
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  Speaker 1: We get there, there's a guy like selling a mitten.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he had one mitten or whatever. And he's
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  Speaker 1: trying to... he was saying like, well, if you have,
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  Speaker 1: once the one hand is warm, then you put it
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  Speaker 1: on the other hand. I'm like, I just, if I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing mittens, dude, I'm doing both mittens. You know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not trying to be like a creep or whatever, but
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  Speaker 1: I just, I want to, I want to do both mittens.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to, you know, I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: be some guy who's just swapping, putting a, you know,
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  Speaker 1: changing his mitten onto a different hand each day or
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  Speaker 1: each 40 minutes or whatever. So that was like a
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  Speaker 1: concept that guy had this guy, like one mitten Andy
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  Speaker 1: or whatever his name was. He had like a little
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  Speaker 1: booth in that. Um, they just have the weirdest shit,
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  Speaker 1: you know, they had a guy selling secondhand tomatoes. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, I, you know, I don't want, I
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  Speaker 1: just want to make, I just, I want the, I
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  Speaker 1: want my own tomatoes. You know, I want tomatoes that
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  Speaker 1: have no mileage on when I get that bitch, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want a bunch of old fingerprints on it or like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I don't want, um, the tomato. I want to,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to look at the tomato and it
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  Speaker 1: remembers its old family or whatever. I just want the
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  Speaker 1: tomato for the first time, you know? And I feel
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  Speaker 1: like at farmer's markets, that's the stuff you get. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you get like a lot of like, you just get
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  Speaker 1: like a lot of crazy stuff at farmer's markets. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you'll get, um, They had a dude with like a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of lamb eggs or whatever. Like he had like
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  Speaker 1: 11 lamb eggs. And I'm like, how do you even
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  Speaker 1: egg a lamb? How do you even get an egg
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  Speaker 1: out of a lamb? You'll see some dude who had
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  Speaker 1: like the freshest milk or whatever. It's like freshest milk
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  Speaker 1: is so, so fucking fresh, you know? And there's like,
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  Speaker 1: like the most naturist dude is like, Just has milk
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  Speaker 1: just pouring down his fucking chest. And it's just like
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  Speaker 1: thick milk. And if you put your ear up to
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  Speaker 1: the little jar of milk or whatever, you can hear
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  Speaker 1: the cow whisp. You know, it's that fresh. You can
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  Speaker 1: hear like the cow just being like, this is my
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  Speaker 1: milk or whatever. Just real super fresh stuff over there.
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  Speaker 1: They had everything's like farm to table and like they
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  Speaker 1: had farm to table tables. They had actual tables. And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, damn, that's that is that's that is
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  Speaker 1: that's farm to table, you know. And then there's like
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  Speaker 1: little tents where like there's like bitches selling whispers and shit.
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  Speaker 1: And you're like, what? And yeah, for like three dollars,
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  Speaker 1: some some bitch will whisper to you. And.
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  Speaker 3: And.
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  Speaker 1: So that was crazy. They had everything there. They had like,
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  Speaker 1: they had like paleolithic eyedrops or some dude with a
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  Speaker 1: baby Bjorn with like a dachshund in it or something.
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  Speaker 1: And he's just giving him just fresh milk, boy. And
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  Speaker 1: he just, just bottle feeding a fucking dachshund, some dude.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, and they have like real farmers and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And then they have just like, like lesbians that get
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  Speaker 1: up early or something that are, saying that they're farmers
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. It was... I don't know. It was just...
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  Speaker 1: It was a farmer's market, man. You've been there. They
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  Speaker 1: got carrots. They got fucking... You know, you can get your...
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  Speaker 1: You can get your name carved in a carrot or something.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Scotty was here or something, 1997 or something.
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  Speaker 1: You know, just shit like that. They'll do that kind
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  Speaker 1: of shit, like carrot carvings. You know, there's people that'll fucking...
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  Speaker 1: There's some girl with big lips and she'll just suck
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  Speaker 1: earwax right out of your skull for fucking nine bucks.
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  Speaker 1: That kind of stuff, man. So that was that. That was, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was, I guess, kind of some of what's been happening.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of touring. Thank you to everybody that's come
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  Speaker 1: out recently. I'm a little tired today. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: like a wellness retreat for a few days. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking forward to that. Um, what else? Um, well, there's more.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about it, man. We'll talk about it in
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  Speaker 1: just a second. Um, I want us to get into
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  Speaker 1: the episode. Um, so yeah, I feel a little all
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  Speaker 1: over the place, but that's okay. You know, that's sometimes
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  Speaker 1: how we feel. And, um, yeah, I just, I wanted to, uh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: to just spend time today, baby. Praise God. Let's get
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  Speaker 1: into it. Gang, baby. this is there is a light Whenever.
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  Speaker 4: You're down, out in the cold Faithless and dark, your
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  Speaker 4: story's untold Come take my.
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  Speaker 5: Hand and walk there with me I know.
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  Speaker 6: A place where we can be free There is.
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  Speaker 5: A light shining for you Guiding your way. Helping you through.
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  Speaker 5: Shadows and gloom are all that you see. We'll find a.
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  Speaker 6: Place where we can be free.
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  Speaker 1: Gang, baby. That is There is a Light by the
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  Speaker 1: Stone Keepers featuring David Manuel. And if you like that music,
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  Speaker 1: or that style of music, then you like it, and
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  Speaker 1: that's okay. What's going on? Been a, yeah, been a,
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  Speaker 1: quite a time. I went to professional bull riding the
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  Speaker 1: other night, and I've been involved in some pretty, you know,
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  Speaker 1: some naughty stuff, baby. You know what I'm saying? I've
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  Speaker 1: done some things with some ladies that you definitely, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you'd cover the kid's eyes type of behavior, but I
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  Speaker 1: never seen any of the, uh, this, uh, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to call it romance or whatever that's going on,
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  Speaker 1: but they just, cause they get these young fellas, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of them, and they put them on these animals backs.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know if the, if the bulls are
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  Speaker 1: male or female, that's the part that You know, because
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  Speaker 1: I'd ride a, you know, I've been on some thick things, baby. But,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and that's, hell, that's, you know, if you
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  Speaker 1: can't afford heat, baby, that's what you got to do, baby,
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  Speaker 1: you know. A thick girl, baby, that's just that wiener mitten, baby.
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  Speaker 1: If it's winter, you know, it is what it is, baby.
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  Speaker 1: That's love. That's the dang Lord's freaking love, baby. But, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What was I saying? Oh, yeah, but I don't– so, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if there's any– I guess there's no
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  Speaker 1: eroticism in it, but I'm sure for some of the
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  Speaker 1: fans there is. But watching that was fascinating. My buddy
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  Speaker 1: Matt West, he's been on this podcast before. Him and
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  Speaker 1: Jess Lockwood came on, and he invited me over there
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  Speaker 1: to PBR to watch the games go on. And it
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  Speaker 1: was fascinating, man. It's great. If you get to go
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  Speaker 1: do that or rodeo, you know, I talk about that
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  Speaker 1: a lot. I love those events. And I'm surprised that
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  Speaker 1: there's not more gay men watching rodeo, I think, you know,
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  Speaker 1: especially for the times when it's a male rider on
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  Speaker 1: a male animal. Because you can't see that kind of,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you got to pay a lot of money.
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  Speaker 1: to watch some illegal shit, you know, some illegal streams,
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  Speaker 1: probably to see some of the stuff that's, you can
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  Speaker 1: almost witness or imagine when you see some of these, uh, fellows,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just, I mean, just riding these animals, God.
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  Speaker 1: And it's, yeah, it's like, I don't know. Some of it,
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  Speaker 1: some of it's a lot, but, um, Yeah. What else, dude? Uh,
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  Speaker 1: we went to interview Donald Trump and that was crazy, bro.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I couldn't even believe that we got
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  Speaker 1: to do it, you know? Uh, and I'd had a
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  Speaker 1: long week. It was a long week. Everybody has a
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  Speaker 1: long week, blah, blah, blah. But I'd had a long
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  Speaker 1: week and then I get, we go up there. And
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  Speaker 1: there's like a lot of Secret Service getting into, it
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  Speaker 1: was at Bedminster Golf Course. So there's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: Secret Service getting in there. So you got to stop here.
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  Speaker 1: And this guy kind of touches your pockets or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: And this guy, you know, somebody's reading your ribs or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: They got a mystic out there reading your ribs. They
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  Speaker 1: got to, you know, people patting you down, people patting
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  Speaker 1: you up. One dude's patting you up. I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: this guy's, you know, obviously doesn't have a wife. Um,
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  Speaker 1: and so, yeah, you stop, there's a couple locations you
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  Speaker 1: got to stop and get frisked and padded and wanded
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  Speaker 1: and wizarded. And, um, yeah, they just ask you craziest questions,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like, they'll be like, uh, what's your middle name?
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  Speaker 7: You know?
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  Speaker 1: And then they'll be like, oh, does your mother fuck
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  Speaker 1: a lot? And you're like, what? I don't know, you know, they,
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  Speaker 1: but they're trying to, you know, see where you're at
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  Speaker 1: and see if you know anybody from Russia or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: And then, so I get there, uh, And I had
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  Speaker 1: like 40 minutes from when I got there to when
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  Speaker 1: it was time to do the interview. So only had
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  Speaker 1: a limited amount of time. And I had to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I had my clothes with me. I had my, uh,
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  Speaker 1: suit coat and I had two shirts. I had a
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  Speaker 1: one pair of boots, one pair of regular shoes and, um, uh,
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  Speaker 1: bathroom kit, hairspray, just to, you know, you know, look,
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  Speaker 1: look the best that you could. And I was super
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  Speaker 1: nervous to get in the room. And I'm just kind
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  Speaker 1: of making sure, you know, the producers, Zach and Nick,
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  Speaker 1: are there. My tour manager, Bizzle, is there. My right-hand man.
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  Speaker 1: And so we were, you know, just getting everything, like,
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  Speaker 1: organized and making sure it all looks, you know, just
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  Speaker 1: like we normally do. Making sure everything is legitimate. And
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  Speaker 1: then they had, like, the flags in the background. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: holy shit, bro. We are.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we are, well, this is like the damn
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  Speaker 1: pledge of allegiance came to life, bro. It was, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it just felt super real at that moment. And there's
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  Speaker 1: like a, um, there was a secret service guy and
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  Speaker 1: kind of over to second one corner of the room.
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  Speaker 1: I believe it was, it was just a guy and I,
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  Speaker 1: and he was kind of by the near the restroom.
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  Speaker 1: And so I was like, I'm kind of afraid to
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  Speaker 1: go piss or whatever. Cause I didn't want, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if they're listening to you piss or whatever. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what they're– everything that they do or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: If he's like– thinks I'm like using pee-pee or piss
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  Speaker 1: or whatever to do like Morse code into the water
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  Speaker 1: or something. I don't know all their training or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm like super scared in there and I was– yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I ended up just peeing in– they had a cup,
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  Speaker 1: like a red Solo cup that I brought in there
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  Speaker 1: with me. I peed in it and they just poured
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  Speaker 1: it into the toilet, dude, like along the side of
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  Speaker 1: the toilet wall. So it would be real quiet. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I just, I was kind of, I think I was
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  Speaker 1: getting super paranoid. And then, um, so anyway, it starts
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  Speaker 1: to get like, uh, we talk with his advisors, people
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  Speaker 1: start to kind of come in just to make sure
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  Speaker 1: everything's cool. Um, and this room has all been like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: searched or whatever. And, uh, you know, drug dog, bomb dog, uh, sword.
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  Speaker 1: I think they had a sword dog come in. Um,
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: two dogs just came in. We're like, who the fuck
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  Speaker 1: are these dogs, dude?
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  Speaker 9: You know?
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  Speaker 1: And one of them ate a thing of peanut butter
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  Speaker 1: crackers that, uh, my buddy had. But, um, so anyway,
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  Speaker 1: so we're sitting there and like, you know, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: through like my questions and my thoughts and, you know, uh,
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, I was just nervous. Like, you know, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was just kind of mostly I was just nervous,
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  Speaker 1: I think, you know, I'd met Donald Trump before a
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  Speaker 1: few times at UFC and I'd met his sons enough
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  Speaker 1: so that, you know, right when I saw him, I
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  Speaker 1: could say, hey, you know, I met you with Dana White.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, so he comes in and I kind of
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  Speaker 1: walked over after he came in because he was like
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  Speaker 1: not in the little room. place where we're shooting yet
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  Speaker 1: and just like you know said hey and um just
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  Speaker 1: let him know I was thankful for his time and
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  Speaker 1: and then we sat down and sorry if this is
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  Speaker 1: getting boring I'm just trying to think uh we sat
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  Speaker 1: down and yeah and then yeah we just went through
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  Speaker 1: the interview you know um and I thought one thing
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  Speaker 1: that was nice I thought it was nice that he
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  Speaker 1: said that his uh son had been the plug to
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  Speaker 1: have me come in, you know? I know Dana White
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  Speaker 1: had obviously helped a ton and made it happen, but
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  Speaker 1: that he'd asked his son, is this a guy's podcast
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  Speaker 1: that I should do? So I thought that was kind
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  Speaker 1: of neat, just to know that he, like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: checks in with his son Baron or whatever about different stuff,
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  Speaker 1: you know? So that was... Yeah, it was cool. It
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  Speaker 1: just went so fast. I only had a kind of
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  Speaker 1: a limited amount of time and it went so fast.
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  Speaker 1: And the next thing you know, we had to wrap
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  Speaker 1: it up. up and i was like i couldn't i
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  Speaker 1: wanted to ask like one more good question but i
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: didn't know what to ask um and i know that
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  Speaker 1: um sorry i'm saying um a lot guys i think
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  Speaker 1: i'm nervous even reciting this for some reason i think
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  Speaker 1: i just feel um Yeah, I just feel like a.
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  Speaker 6: Lot.
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  Speaker 1: I think I just feel like a lot of energy
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  Speaker 1: or something. I'm not sure. I feel kind of activated,
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  Speaker 1: I guess. That's where I'm at today. So, oh, so
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  Speaker 1: I had one more question and I wanted to ask him.
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  Speaker 1: Michael Jackson used to live in one of the buildings
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  Speaker 1: that he owned. So I wanted to ask him about
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: that because, you know, we've been trying to learn about
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  Speaker 1: Michael Jackson. So, yeah, that was it. And then it
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: went pretty quick. And then he had to go do something.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: There was some, you know, the next thing that he
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: had to go do. And then some of the workers
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: came up that worked at the golf course. And we
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: walked around and took some photos. I got to meet
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Ivanka Trump and her husband, Jared, which was pretty cool.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: And it's rich there, dude. They got a nice, they
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: got a pool where all the umbrellas. are nice, you
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, the umbrellas are nicer than, um,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: it's the kind of umbrella where they take it away
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: when the rain comes, you ever been in somebody's place
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: like that, like, when it rains, they put the umbrellas away,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: because they don't want them to get messed up, and
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: it's like, well, that's its job, so they had nice umbrellas,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: they were like, probably 200 thread counter 700, and, um, Yeah.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: And the umbrellas, I think had a special pattern on
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: them or something. This was what somebody was telling me.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: One of the security guys was telling me there's a
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: special pattern on the umbrellas where birds will not defecate
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: on that, on that umbrella if they're passing by because
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: it's like an optical illusion or something. So I thought
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: that that was pretty cool, man. When you got enough
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: money or enough nice stuff where you're, you know, the
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: birds aren't even shitting on you. You're like, damn, that's nice.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: And that's crazy to know that just because if you're poor,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: the birds shit on you. So that was like, that
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: kind of blew my mind. I was like, damn, I
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: want to make enough money one day where I'm free
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: of these chains of bird shit or whatever that bind us.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: What else was interesting about it? I'm not trying to
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: brag about it. I just think that some people would
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: think that it's interesting. You know, I wanted to talk
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: with him. I wanted to learn more about just his
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: family a little bit if I could.
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I wanted to ask that Michael Jackson question and I forgot.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I wanted to ask if I thought that if he,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: if he thought that he had a better chance of
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: running against Biden or Kamala and yeah. And then I
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: just wanted to talk to him. You know, I wanted
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: to You know, I know he had a brother that
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: passed away from alcoholism and I wanted to, uh, just to,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: to talk about that, just to learn about it a
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: little bit and, and see what that was like, you know,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: cause I know that a lot of times we talk
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: about that stuff on here and if people, if there's
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: a way to talk about it with people. So, but yeah,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I was super nervous. It even makes me nervous. I
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: think even thinking about it, uh, I wore like a
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: suit coat or something. Um, and that made me, you know,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: that just makes you fucking nervous. You, you know, you
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: just feel like a damn stuffed animal when you put
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: those things on, you feel like just a little teddy
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: bear or something, you know, you feel like you're just
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: supposed to do, you know, like you're just supposed to
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: get angry at your secretary or something and, uh, and
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: then cheat on your spouse or whatever, you know, just the,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: you know, you just feel like you just can't handle
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: it kind of shit. Like those jackets kind of make
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: me feel like that too, but I wanted to, be respectful.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: You know, it's definitely, it's a respectful environment. And I
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: never got to talk to a president. I mean, you know,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I'd gotten to say, you know, see one kind of
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: in passing and, but it was just fascinating. So that was, yeah,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: that was fascinating, man. And then, oh, this was one
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: thing that was really cool. So afterwards, there's a restaurant
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: at the at the golf club in Bedminster, you know,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: it's really, I mean, it's, it's beautiful, but the grass
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: all looks like it actually went to super cuts, you know,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: not like a, just somebody did it with a mower.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: It's like, so, you know, like somebody, you know, it's
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: like the, the, the lawn looks like it waited in
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: a chair for its appointment with a barber. It's just nice. And, um, Oh,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: and there's secret service. This is the craziest part. So
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: there's people playing golf and then there's just secret little
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: setups of secret service people with, I don't know if
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: they're cannons or whatever, you know, hand cannons or something,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: you know, artillery just placed in different spots. So yeah,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I think you just got to be careful where you hit,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: where you hit your ball over there. But so there's
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: a restaurant. So we go up there and I'm sitting
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: and I'm eating dinner before I have to leave. I'm
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: getting some dinner with one of, his staff members. And
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: we're sitting at a table. It's just me and him. Um,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: the guy I'd been communicating with, his name is Alex.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Nice guy, really creative guy. And then Trump comes up
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: for dinner at some point. I didn't know this. And
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: they play the song proud to be an American when
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: he comes up.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Which is kind of, it's crazy. You know, it's a
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: vibe and, and, uh, but they play it. And so
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: the song, so everybody's standing up and kind of clapping and, um,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: And you think the song's over, right? It's a kind
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: of a long song. And then it's like, you think
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: it's like over. And then it's like, and I'm proud.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: It does it one more time. You're like, all right,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: let's go for this ride again. And then he sits there.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: He keeps at his table. He keeps the iPad with
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: the aux cord or whatever. And so throughout the meal,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: he's just playing songs. You know, he played, what did
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: he play? He played some poison. I think on skinny
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: bop at one point, I think trying to remember, um,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: he played, Oh, during soup, they played a trick daddy,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: which I thought was, that was awesome. You know, I've
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: never had soup to trick daddy. And then, uh, baby,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: cause I'm a thug. And then, Oh, at dessert. I
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: did during dessert. They played smooth criminal, which I thought
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: was the best thing ever, bro. Uh, So anyway, the
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: whole thing was– it was just interesting. It was like–
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: and it all happened so fast, and then I left
• 27:07
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  Speaker 1: this podcast. Yeah, and that's what went on, man. You know,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: that was the interview and what else? Oh, something great
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: that happened recently. We got to go over to Stowe,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Vermont and go swimming. They had like a beautiful... it's
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: like a beautiful town. If you've never been there, it's
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: really great. Even in the summer, I think it's a
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: skiing place, but apparently the skiing I think is like, um,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: it's like East coast skiing, whatever that means. I'm not
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: sure what it means, but, but during the summer, it's nice.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: They have all these like, uh, places you can swim
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: and cliffs. And we went fishing up on this like
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: kind of small mountaintop or this like really high Hill. Um, Yeah,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: that was pretty magical. I'd never gotten to be in
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: that area. So that was pretty stunning to be up
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: there and just be even close to where people start
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: talking about Lobster. Yeah, it's like however you can say,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: whoever says Lobster, the deepest is like the best person
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: in town or whatever. It gets to be the mayor.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Once you get into Maine and up there out in
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: that eastern Canada, it's like Lobster. Lobster. Every now and then,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: there'd be like a Mexican guy, and he'd be like, lobster.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: And he'd be like, hey, lobster. And he'd be like, ha, ha, ha,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: this guy. He's doing it differently, you know? Because there's
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: the old-fashioned white guy who's like, lobster. And then you'd
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: have the Mexican guy that's like, hey, lobster. You know? Hey.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Que paso? Que lobster. And then you'd have a brother
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: in there and be like, lobster. Lobster, dog. Where these
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: hoes at? Lobster, lobster. So anyway, that's what's going on
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: over here. You ever had a lobster? Riley Mao, you
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: ever had any lobster?
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: I have.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Nice, brother. And where'd you have it? Is that a
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: traditional food in your aquarium or whatever?
• 31:49
  Speaker 11: It is not.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Okay. Okay. And where'd you have it at, buddy bear?
• 31:55
  Speaker 11: I had it up in Boston.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Ooh, yeah. That's where they'll punch the fucking lobster to death.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: They fucking fist cook it. They'll be like, get it,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: get it, get it. They hit it 45 times in
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: a row, you know. And that's where some girl up
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: there will give a lobster, a freaking BJ wearing a
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Kevin Euclid's jersey or something. You know, or a Dustin
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Pedroia jersey, and she's up there BJ-ing a lobster. Was
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: it good up there, buddy?
• 32:30
  Speaker 8: It was.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Nice, man. What's been keeping you busy, Riley Mal?
• 32:34
  Speaker 11: You know, just working.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah?
• 32:40
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: And you're feeling good. How's your health and your body
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: and everything? Really good.
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: Really good.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: And how do you know if you're healthy? What signs...
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: do you get from your body?
• 32:54
  Speaker 11: Um, you know, just if I feel good, then I
• 32:57
  Speaker 11: feel good.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: Alrighty.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Um, anything new in the dating world?
• 33:05
  Speaker 11: Uh, kinda.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what you got, you little squirrel buddy? What happened?
• 33:11
  Speaker 11: Um, well, back in March, I, uh, had a little,
• 33:15
  Speaker 11: little incident with a, with a girl.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: You had an incident?
• 33:19
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: You mean like was cops involved or it was?
• 33:24
  Speaker 11: No, it was more I met her at a bar
• 33:29
  Speaker 11: and then went home with her that night.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, bro. And where was the Lord, brother? That's
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: what I want to know.
• 33:39
  Speaker 11: He was up there.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, bet, man. All right, we'll come back. I want
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: to talk to you about it in just a minute, man.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I want to take a couple of calls. I want
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: to look through a little bit of news here. Um,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: what happened? I see, oh, Trump brought out RFK Jr.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: in Arizona. Um, you know, we got to have Bernie
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Sanders and Donald Trump come on. You know, I loved, uh,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Bernie Sanders. I felt like he got really just screwed
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: over by his party. I thought that that was really
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: messed up. I'd always hoped that they would have had a, uh,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Trump and Sanders ticket. I thought that that would have
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: been interesting. You know, I know people don't like politics
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: and stuff, and I'm not, Uh, I'm not, I don't
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: really care who people support, you know, I think it's
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: good to vote for sure. I sometimes wonder what our
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: vote means anymore, but, but that's out of our control
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: right now. Um, you just do the best you can
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: and you go vote. Um, that's what I feel like,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: or for me, you know, I'm not telling anybody to do,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: you do whatever you want. Um, but I thought this
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: was interesting though. Uh, Oh, because I always thought it
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: would be interesting if you had like whoever didn't win
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: the presidency should be the vice president that way you
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: still you have to have like a not an enemy
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: but somebody who has different views in your same thing
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: so that you guys have to like negotiate and figure
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: out the best thing for everyone you know that's something
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: that I always kind of wished uh that that's the
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: way that things were you know um So like if
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: a Republican won, then the Democratic nominee was the vice president.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: And if the Democratic won, then the Republican nominee was
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: the vice president. I always thought that that would be
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: interesting because then it creates constantly where it would seem
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: like you're having to work together to get a solution
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: on different topics and stuff. But I'm novice in things
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: like that. I don't know. But yeah, getting to meet
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: with Bernie was amazing as well. I'll talk more about
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: that next week. Um, what else was I thinking? Oh,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: but Trump bought out RFK Jr. You know, and I
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: love Bobby Kennedy. You know, he and I have been
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: friends for years. Uh, he is, people can think whatever,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: he's an awesome guy. You know, he's just a good guy. He's, he's,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I feel like he's just dedicated. He cares. He's smart. Um,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: and I think he wants wellness for people. And so
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: that's why I think it was pretty fascinating that, um,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: that Trump offered him a spot if, if he gets
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: the election and the Democrats kind of shot themselves in the, uh,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: in the wiener or the trans wiener or whatever people
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: have to have. And I'm not claiming anybody has anything,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: but because they should have, you know, they didn't really
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: make it. They made it so hard on Bobby to
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: get on the ballots that he didn't really have a
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: choice except to, um, kind of join a side with,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: with the hopes that, And the promise, it seems like
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: that he will get to be in charge of or
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: spearhead the things that he cares about most, which are
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: people's health and getting like big pharma out of out
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: of our bodies, you know. And out of our influence
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: and everything, I guess, I don't know. I'm rambling. I'm
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: gonna get off politics now because people have different thoughts
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: about it. But anyway, I just thought that that, that,
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: that was interesting. It's funny. Cause it seems like Trump
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: is just being different. You know, even when you saw,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: like when he brought out Bobby Kennedy, he like, it
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: was just more, it's felt more thoughtful than he had
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: like spoken in the past. Um, you know, I don't know.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Just seemed kind of interesting. But I thought that that
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: was– that that's super that Bobby has a chance to
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: get a job– or not a job but a– because
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: he doesn't need a job. But that he has a
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: chance to get like– to do what he really cares about.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: I thought that that was pretty super. So– and then
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: people– people say, oh, well, Trump– You know, people often
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: refer to Trump as like a shady businessman. But it's
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: funny because politics now, it's not like who's the best
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: person or anything anymore, really. Politics, the whole thing is
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: a shady business. It's a dirty fucking business that's compromised
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: at every corner. It's not about who's the best. It's
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: about the, it's, so you need a dog in there,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: I think. That's one thing I'm realizing you need a
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: dog in there. Cause yeah, politics is just a dirty business.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: So yeah, you don't, you don't, you don't hire a
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: peacekeeper to do a thugs job. I know that. Uh,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: so anyway, what else happened? There's a U S pilot.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: It says here who took magic mushrooms and tried to
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: cut the engines while they were in, in midair, I guess. Oh,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: this is pretty interesting. Um, An Alaskan Airlines pilot who
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: attempted to shut off the engines of a passenger plane
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: mid-flight after ingesting magic mushrooms said his actions were unfathomable
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: in some of his first public remarks after he was
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: indicted on 83 counts of reckless endangerment.
• 39:19
  Speaker 11: Wow.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Unless he was listening to that song, I just want
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: to fly by Sugar Ray. If he played that while
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: he did it, that's kind of a vibe. I don't know.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I've never been a pilot on drugs.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: What else?
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: The Taliban says it wants people to visit Afghanistan. I'm good. No,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm good. And yeah, that's what we got, man.
• 39:49
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• 43:04
  Speaker 1: And as always, the hotline is 985-664-9503. Yeah, and sorry
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: I'm all over the place today, guys. It's... Last week
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: was just, it was crazy, man. You know, it was crazy.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: And yeah, everything's good. I'm just looking forward to having
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: a break. So here we go.
• 43:30
  Speaker 12: Hi, Theo. I am calling from Nashville slash Franklin, Tennessee.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Nashville, Tennessee, baby. Beautiful area. Small city. Big town. Can't
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: cheat on your wife. not that kind of place. Um,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: somebody will know onward.
• 43:52
  Speaker 12: Um, I have a little like story slash, uh, issue. Um,
• 43:58
  Speaker 12: I wanted to get your thoughts on, um, I have
• 44:01
  Speaker 12: a friend who has been dating this guy for three
• 44:04
  Speaker 12: months and, um, she already doesn't have a, like a
• 44:09
  Speaker 12: whole lot of security, not a whole lot of money. Um,
• 44:13
  Speaker 12: And now she's just revealed to me that this guy is,
• 44:17
  Speaker 12: he is homeless. So I just wanted to get your
• 44:21
  Speaker 12: thoughts on that.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, guys are homeless. You know, there's guys, sometimes
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: you see them and they don't, they don't have a
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: home around them, you know, and that's the guys we're
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: talking about. And yeah, I think, look, First of all,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: if she's dating a homeless guy and she's probably, I'm
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: guessing they're probably making love if they've been dating for
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: three months, then, you know, a vagina is just a
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: little home, bruh. You know what I'm saying? It's just
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: a studio apartment for your wiener, baby. And so it's
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: a start, you know? So it may not have the
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: square footage that he's looking for, but I think it's
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: a start. And so I'm just glad to see that
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, nothing will make that dude want to get
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: a home more probably. You know? I mean, definitely. Dude,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I touch a nice tit. I want to make sure,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: you know, I want to buy a damn Jeep Cherokee
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: or something. You know, you want to get something. You know,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: it makes you want to, you know, keep trying. So
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: praise God to that, and I'm glad that she's out
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: there servicing those boys. I see some homeless guys, a
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: lot of times I give them a dollar, but I'd
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: love to give them half a can of Persia or
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: something that they'd really enjoy or something. They should have
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: a dang can of Persia. So you could just crack
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: open a can and give it to Big Samuel or
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: whoever's over there just nibbling on his own sweater. And
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: hoping God sees him, you know? Praise God, baby. Let's
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: take another call here.
• 46:10
  Speaker 11: Hey, Theo.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: First time caller to this podcast or any podcast.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Thank you for the call, brother. And as always, the
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: hotline is 985-664-9503. Onward. I wanted to call in and
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: say I thought.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: You did a really good job with the Bernie Sanders interview.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: I thought your questions... were well prepared and smart. I
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: thought that you raised sort of good counterpoints to some
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: of Bernie's ideas that I feel like, you know, people
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: might want to hear addressed. Overall, just a really strong interview.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Thanks for doing it.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Thank you, man. Yeah, I appreciate it, dude. I was
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: so excited. I mean, I was, yeah. Yeah, I'll talk
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: about that a little more next week about what the
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: exact experience was like, but yeah, I was just, yeah,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: it was crazy, you know, because here's a figure that
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I thought was really neat. And, you know, I admire
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: some of his policies and I, you know, and some
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: people can say, well, these guys are all shills for this.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: And I don't know about all that. You know, I
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: know that politics is very dirty. And I know that
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: even these men will say that democracy is, it's money-based.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: So it's bought and paid for. I mean, you know, Um,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: but I, yeah, I liked, uh, well, some stuff that
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: I learned from talking with Bernie, I was able to
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: ask Trump about, you know, so it really helped me. Um,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: but I like, I just like his vitriol. It just,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: you know, I like seeing, uh, you know, my dad
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: was really old when I was a kid. So that's
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: my reference for, I mean, Bernie, you know, Bernie's the age.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: How old is Bernie Sanders, Riley?
• 48:02
  Speaker 11: He is 82.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: He's 82. Yeah, so when I was 12, my father
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: was 82. So I see him, you know, just like,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: you know, I think there's, I don't know. There's something about,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't explain it exactly. But so
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: to see those men still, you know, going and doing
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: things and having determination for things that they believe in.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: you know, and then, and then I choose to believe
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: that they believe in them, and yeah, I don't know,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: there's something about it that, that's all, that, that's awesome
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: to me, so yeah, thank you, bro, it was definitely,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: what was that like, it was so, he just, I'll
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: talk about it next week, I'll talk about it next week, man,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: next Tuesday's episode, I'll talk about it a little bit,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: but yeah, I just, I can't even believe it, you know,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I got to see these folks, and have them come on,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: and And yeah. And, you know, the simple fact about
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: the health care, it's just it's it's sick. It there's
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: a it's a huge scam and everybody we're all just
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: living in this scam and our politicians aren't protecting us.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. So that shit gets me activated, bro. You know,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: when people are sick and you take advantage, it's just,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: but thank you, bro. Not trying to get into policy or,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know about policy. What else? Let's
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: do one. Here we go.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: Hey, this is Richard Aitken from Mississippi.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Hey, Richard from Mississippi, brother. Welcome, brother.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: A longtime fan, first-time caller, and I just had a
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: thought yesterday. I was on the lake.
• 49:55
  Speaker 7: I was surfing. I was having a good old time.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: And we're driving by, and I see this woman on
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: this pontoon boat, and I'm telling you, she may be
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: weighed a buck 50s. But those breasts probably took up
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: 125 pounds of its size. And I looked at her,
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: and I didn't even get aroused, per se. I just thought,
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: I was like, man, you need to get on my
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: credit score, you know. You ever seen a woman that's
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: so beautiful, a rack so nice? Whether it be a man,
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: a woman, or hell, if you're into it, maybe a
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: damn animal that just, you know, makes you want to
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: feel like you've got to better yourself and seek opportunities
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: in life. Like, something that makes you know that you
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: want to go for that promotion.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Amen, man. Uh, yeah. Thank you for calling, especially from
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: out on the water. And, um, yeah, I was just saying,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: I was just, we're just talking about this. We're just
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: talking about, uh, you know, something that just keeps you
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: in the game, you know, Riley, what were we, what
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: were we just saying about, um, I was just, you know,
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about correlating something with this guy's call.
• 51:00
  Speaker 11: I'm not sure.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: All right. Um, Shit, I can't remember. But yeah, dude,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: sometimes you see a one. Sometimes you see like that.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Some girl had that dang Mount Chesmore. She'll just have a.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: She'll have them four presidents in two tits, you know,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: and you're like, God. You know, for those about to rock,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: we salute you. It's just that's a thing, boy. She'll
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: have those fucking peanut butter falcons on her, baby. God, baby.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: She'll have those fucking land bears. You know what I'm
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: talking about? Those just huddled up in Herber Nation, baby.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Them things just staying warm for winter, boy. She'll have
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: them fucking milk lobsters. God, baby. You just want to
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: fucking baptize a mule in the milk of those things, brother.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: You just want to fucking wash a little man's ass
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: with that. With the beautiful splash that comes out of
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: those bad dogs. God. All right. Sorry. I'm falling apart here,
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: but everybody's okay. Let's take another call here.
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: Hey, CEO.
• 52:20
  Speaker 8: This is John from Kansas City.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Hey, John. Thank you for calling. Kansas City. We got
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: a show coming up there, I believe. And I'm excited
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: about that. But let's hear more, brother.
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: Onward.
• 52:33
  Speaker 9: And I got a question for you. So my dad
• 52:37
  Speaker 9: is currently doing that powder, and he's been doing it
• 52:44
  Speaker 9: for a while now. He'll get these episodes where he's
• 52:47
  Speaker 9: just angry, and I don't.
• 52:49
  Speaker 13: Know what to do about it. So I want to
• 52:53
  Speaker 13: try to figure out how to help him get back
• 52:56
  Speaker 13: to normal, get back to being the dad that I remember,
• 52:58
  Speaker 13: because it's scary. But anyways, I just wanted to see
• 53:03
  Speaker 13: your thoughts about it, see if you could maybe... you know,
• 53:07
  Speaker 13: give me some insights on what I should do.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Gang, man. Um, thanks for calling dude. Uh, yeah, I'm
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: sorry that your dad's going through that. You know, I
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: don't know if he's an addict or if it's just
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: something that he's doing for fun, but obviously it's affecting you.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I mean, maybe just try to sit
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: and talk with him and say, dad, I feel like
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Don't accuse him, but say, hey, maybe I feel like
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: this is something that's going on. Do you feel like
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: that's something you want to be doing or do you
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: feel like it's a problem? I don't know. The only
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: way that I have had success is through 12-step recovery.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: That's the only way I've had success. And You know,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: I've had some relapses, but that's the main way that
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: I've found sobriety in my life. And, you know, they
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: have N.A., Narcotics Anonymous, for drug use. And there's probably
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: even a C.A. for cocaine use. There is. So I
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe you could offer to go to a
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: meeting with him. Maybe you could go to a meeting
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: and ask some people there if they had any suggestions
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: about Um, but yeah, just let him, let him know
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: that you care, you know, uh, and then, you know,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: you could even ask him if he doesn't want to
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: talk about it, you could ask him, Hey, is it
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: okay to ask you about it again? You know, in
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: a few weeks or something, is it okay if I
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: check back in with you about this? Because even then
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: you're opening a little bit, if he, if he's willing
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: to say, yes, you're opening a little bit of a door.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: You know, because people have to be willing to get
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: help for themselves, I think. And I'm not preaching. This
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: is just some of my own experience and things that
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: I've seen. We have to be willing to get help
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: for ourselves. But sometimes I'll notice, like if, like if,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: like I have a friend that's used that trick on
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: me before. And it's a trick really, but it's not really.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: you know, he'd ask me about something if I was
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: having a problem with something. He's like, do you want
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: to talk about it? I'd be like, I don't want to,
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to talk about it. But
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: then he'd be like, hey, is it okay if I
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: talk to you about it, if I ask you about
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: it again sometime? Can I check back in with you
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: about it again in a few weeks? I want to
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: make sure you're okay. And by saying, and I would
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: agree to that, and by agreeing to that, it's slowly
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: making me a little bit willing to hear something different, right?
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Because that's all you're, that's all you're that an addict
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: needs is willingness. They just have to get a little
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: willing and then willingness will grow. Right. So sometimes that's
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: a way you, that, that you can maybe, you know,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to trick your dad, but it's also
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: a way where you can create a way, Hey, I'm
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: going to check back in about this. And then when
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: you do check back out in with an addict, it
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: reminds them, Oh, this person cares. And, um, and connection
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: is the, is the, is really one of the biggest
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: remedies for addiction is connection. So anyway, I'm not sure
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: if some of that makes sense, but you want to
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: get a little bit of willingness out of somebody. So
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: sometimes if you get a no, it's like, hey, can
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: I check back in with you about it? But I'm
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: sorry you're going through that, man, and I'm happy that
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: you care about your dad. And I bet he's not
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: happy about it. And he probably doesn't know where to start. But, yeah,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: people have to want to help themselves, but sometimes we
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: can help plant a little bit of seed of willingness
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: by creating some patience and a chance for a little
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: bit of mild accountability in the sense like, hey, can
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: I check back in with you? So anyway, man, I
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: love you, brother, and hang in there. And we'll holler, man.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: I'm coming to Kansas City. And if you want to
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: bring your dad out to a show, I'm happy to
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: get you guys some tickets. We don't have to say
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: anything about this. But that'd be my treat, man. Let's
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: see if we can get one more call.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: Hey, Theo.
• 57:47
  Speaker 8: This is Alex from little Lena, Wisconsin.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Hey, Alex from up there in Wisconsin, brother. And glad
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: you're here with us today, brother.
• 57:58
  Speaker 7: Onward.
• 58:00
  Speaker 8: I'm calling here with some good news today.
• 58:02
  Speaker 7: Today, at the date of this call, at this exact time,
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: my mother is 100% cancer-free. She texted me.
• 58:13
  Speaker 8: She said she rang the hell out of that bell.
• 58:16
  Speaker 8: I thought I should just.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Let's go, baby! I'm upstairs! Gang, dawg. Congratulations, man. Wow.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: I can hear the relief in your voice, man. I
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: want to play it again. I want to hear it again.
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: Today, at the date of this call, at this exact time,
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: my mother is 100% cancer-free. She texted me.
• 58:44
  Speaker 8: She said she rang.
• 58:46
  Speaker 7: The hell out of that bell.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Let's go.
• 58:49
  Speaker 8: I thought I should just bless your day with some
• 58:53
  Speaker 8: good news, just as I was.
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, man, I just want to say.
• 58:58
  Speaker 7: I listen to your podcast every day at work. Get
• 59:03
  Speaker 7: me through it, ma'am. I appreciate what you do. Uh,
• 59:07
  Speaker 7: me and my girlfriend are going to see you.
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: In Green Bay.
• 59:10
  Speaker 7: Come to Green Bay. And, uh, she.
• 59:12
  Speaker 8: Surprised me with tickets, which I was very grateful for.
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: She's amazing. I will praise God, baby.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Gang, gang, gang, gang. Wow, dude, that's awesome, man.
• 59:24
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: It sounds like you got really two really great women
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: in your life, man. It sounds like you choose well. Um, Man,
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: that's so cool. Man. Yeah, I can't even imagine. God. Yeah,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: the peace y'all must be able to feel for a
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: little bit. You know, we don't know sometimes the stresses
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: that are going on in the back of our head. Man,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: it's like. Yeah, one day a friend called me and
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: he said, man, I'm finally getting into recovery, you know,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: or into rehab. And, man, I just suddenly just started
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: kind of breaking down. I didn't realize that a part
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: of me, it was almost like having a browser window
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: that was open on your computer, you know, but that
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: you're not on the page, had just been running, you know.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Or just, you know, worrying, you know, the same things
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: that we all have. You know, just a part of
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: me had been, you know, invested there. And to get
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: to have some peace there, you know, just to feel
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: a little bit of, like, hope. you know, a little
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: bit of hope for relief and a little bit of relief.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: So that's beautiful, baby. Gang, son. Let's go, boy. B9, homie.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: If I'm playing bingo, they call him B9. I think
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: benign means, does that mean the tumor's okay, Riley?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: You sure? You think?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 11: I think. All right.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: All good, brother. I think it is. And no judgment, man. It's...
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Who knows? Alex's mom, baby. She's off that chemo, baby. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: That's cool, man. Thank you for sharing that, bro.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: When you share that, it just puts something in me,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: you know? Makes my eyes get up. Makes my eyes...
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Create a little bit of weather in them. You know?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: And that's all right, daddy. That's all right. I got
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: these transformer shades on today. Hair's doing good. Let me
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: see what's up. Hair's doing good. I'm fucking thug Amish today, dog.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Where the butter at, babies? Gang, dog.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Let's raise a barn, homie. I'm about to raise a
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: barn in my pants, dog. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Because we seeing... Be, be, big teats out on the
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: water and cancer-free on the land, baby. Raleigh Mao. Let's
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: get into it, man. So what's going on? You had
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: some romance? Take me on a, so you said you
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: met a girl, and where'd you meet her, you said?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: I met her at a bar. Oh, okay. And did
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: you just meet her point blank, or you had arranged
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: to see her?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 11: No, I just met her there.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: Hmm.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: And did you make eye contact or what was, was
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: she wearing anything? Was she eating anything?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah, she was wearing a dress and eating wings.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Ooh, damn, boy. And you said, damn, baby, I know
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: what'll go with them wings, baby, this little banana pep, uh-huh.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: And so what happened then? Did you approach her? Did
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: you bring her some of those little wet napkins? What happened?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 11: Yeah, there was an open chair next to her, so
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 11: I sat right next to her.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: And did you have a wing? Did you? I did.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, so now you guys have something in common. You
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: both are enjoying a wing. And then I guess what
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: occurred from there? Because it sounds like things escalated.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah, we just kept talking for about an hour. And
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 11: then she wanted to.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: Hold on a second. If you had to use four
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: words to describe this woman, because we want to get
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: a visual picture. Four words, right? And all of them
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: don't have to be the most positive. They can just
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: be general words. Some of them obviously should be positive
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: because she seems like a special– or she seems like
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: a neat girl.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 11: Yeah. Blonde.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 11: Cute. Female.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: And– That's all right. That's good. That's good. Three's good, man.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: You have one more in you, or what do you think? Nope.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: All right. All right. Put that one down, actually. Okay, man.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: So blonde, female. What was the third one? All right.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: What else happened, man?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: Jesus.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Jesus.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 11: Yeah, so I was talking to her for about an hour.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 11: She wanted to get in my car and leave.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Now, did she say it or you said it?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 11: She said it.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: And what did she say?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 11: She said something like, hey, did you drive? And I said, yeah.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: Good answer.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 11: And she was like, cool, you want to leave?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: And where'd y'all go?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 11: Back to my house.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: No!
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 7: No!
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: And now, Riley, at this point, you're still in your
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: ejaculatory promissory note with the Lord is still intact, right? Correct. Okay.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: So you've never ejaculated. You have a woman now at
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: your house. Right when you bring her inside, what do
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: you do? Are you playing any music or anything?
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 11: No. No, it was all quiet.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: You're a fucking... You're one of those silent guys, bro.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Put a song on, dude. But that's okay. That's okay, man.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: And so what happens and you guys come in the house?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: Where do you sit down at?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 11: Well, we didn't sit down yet.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: You didn't sit down yet. So you walk in?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: And what happens? You guys?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 11: Just started kissing.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: And was she taller than you a little?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 11: A little bit.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: So you have to go up on the feet, up
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: on the toes a little to kiss her? A little.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: That's okay, man. That's fine. A lot of that's gravity. People,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: you know, in space, everybody's the same height. That's something that's,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: you know, so who even knows what's happening. Okay, so
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: you guys are smooching in the living room, and where
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: are the roommates?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 11: They were both gone.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 10: And?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 11: And so then after that, we just went upstairs to
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 11: my bedroom.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: No! Wow. And now were you starting to get nervous,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: or how were you feeling? Man, it's got to be
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: crazy for you, right?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 11: Yeah, no, I was pretty nervous.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: And what were you wearing, shorts or pants?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: Pants.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah. A, A, A move, dude. Okay, so you
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: get upstairs, and then what happens? You go in your room?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 11: Yeah, go in my room.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Pervert. And then what happened? Did you guys lay down,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: or were you listening to any music, or it's still silent?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 11: Still silent.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God, bro. Why is it so silent, dude?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Are y'all fucking sneaking up on someone? Are you guys
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: playing hide-and-go-seekers? Why is it so quiet? I don't know.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 11: I just didn't think of putting any music on.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Do you have any pets, or was there anything moving
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: around in the distance or anything? Nope. Okay. What happened, Riley?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Take us there, buddy.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 11: Yeah, and then we just started doing a lot of things.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: No, you guys laid down on the bed or just
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: standing up?
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 11: Lay down.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you laid down on the bed. Were you
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: closer to the wall or on the outside?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 11: I was on the outside.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: That's kind of a– yeah, I think sometimes you're supposed
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: to be closer to the wall so that the woman
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: doesn't feel like you're trying to like capture her or something.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: I read that somewhere. But okay, so– and what now?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Were you guys nude or whatever?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 11: Kind of. So she had everything off.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 11: And I still had my pants on.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Is she from frickin' New Jersey or something?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 11: I don't know where she's from.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: And you still had your pants on? Yeah. No shirt, huh? Yeah. Wow.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Like a fucking seventies actor, dude. Okay. And then what
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: starts to happen?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 11: Uh, we just kept kissing and then, uh, I don't know.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 11: I just started doing things to her.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. Little buddy. Were you touching her body
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: and everything? Yeah. Okay. And that was your first time
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: ever touching a woman's body like that?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Wow. You're going to hell, buddy. I'm joking, man. That's
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: a joke, dude. And did she touch your body as well?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah. No.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: So what happened? Did you end up, I mean, like,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: how did it end, dude? You know what I'm saying? Like,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: did you end up, you know, creaming that little nugget
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: or what happened? I did. No.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 6: What?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: Riley Mouth. Wow. It's still coming out of your nose
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: sound stuffed up, actually. Wow, brother, I can't believe it, dude.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: You've been yerping that little frickin' pants pencil, huh? God, baby.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: You've been balking that little choy, huh? Yeah. Wow, dude.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: You've been burping that little yellow Muppet, homie. Gang, gang, dawg.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Good God, boy. And was it like, did you let
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: her know it was the first time? Yeah, she knew.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: She knew? How did she know?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 11: I think she has watched the podcast before.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 8: Oh, wow.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. Damn. So you really got compromised then.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Do you feel a little bit taken advantage of?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Respect wow buddy damn boy that 11th toe baby that'll
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: get you dude that 11th toe baby that asian wiener
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: baby praise god wow i mean did it seem like
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: a lot like because you like what and it was
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: like what part of her body was she did you
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: have sex or no yes You what? Oh my God, bro.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: I thought you said you were waiting till you were married.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 11: Things change.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: Not in the eyes of the Lord. They don't brother. Wow.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: You had fricking SCX dude with a woman.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Way to go, man. F bro. That's crazy, dude. And
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: how many times did you guys engage or what did
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: you do after? Did you hug after?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 11: No, we both fell asleep.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, God. That's romantic, dude. And then what happened? Y'all
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: engaged in the morning again?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 11: No, that was it with her.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: And has she ever come back around?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 11: Nope. No.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: My God, brother. I can't believe she snuck in and
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: stole that frickin' batch, baby. Stole that first pitcher of
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Kool-Aid out of Mom's Christmas closet. Dude, I can't believe that.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: And did you try to engage with her again?
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 11: Not with her.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: But you've been talking to other women?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: And you haven't engaged in sex with other women?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: What?! Bro, I feel like I don't even know you anymore. Sorry, man.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: That's kind of guilt tripping you, dude. I don't mean
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: to be like that, bro. It's just crazy, dude. I
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: just can't believe that you've been out there just nutting
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: all over and everything or just meeting people or whatever. Gosh. Yeah,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: because I noticed you look a little different, man. You
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: got more like, I know you had some necklaces and
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: stuff on. Is it like, do you feel different? Yeah.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: What do you feel like?
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 11: I don't know. I just feel more alive. Hmm.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: Do you feel now when you're talking to a woman
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: like they know that you are about that, you know
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? You about that fucking, that hot pocket homie,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? You about that fucking, that third,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: you know, that you're about that fucking low smile, you know?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: You do?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: So you feel more of a sense of bravado?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: Dang, baby. Praise God.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 11: Wow.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: And did you have to pray about it or talk
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: with your pastor about it? Because I know you were
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: intent on waiting for marriage, man.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 11: I haven't talked to them about it.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: Have you even emailed your pastor or whatever?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 11: Nope.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: What? Bro, you said you were waiting for marriage. And
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: now you're out here just nutting around, you know. town
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: or whatever large town and you know now you're out
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: here getting people to pet that baby and you didn't
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: even email the church yeah I know damn boy and
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: you've been squirreling around that young gravy homie and dude
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: if you'd never ejaculated the clarity the post nut clarity
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: must have been insane huh yeah a little bit I
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: mean you must have just been like what the fuck
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: dude I'm I'm a little Asian guy. It's like you
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: must have been just mind blown, brother. Wow, man. Congratulations, man.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 11: Thank you.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: Congratulations, dude. I don't see a lot of that. Come
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: over here and shake my hand real quick. I just
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: want to shake the hand of a man that's come
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: recently this year. Congratulations, man.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Good to see you, brother. All right, go back. Wow, dude.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: And was there anything afterwards? Did you sit in silence after?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: Do you bow or whatever? What do you.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: Did you tell your parents?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 12: Nope.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Who was the first person you told? My....
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 11: Who did I tell? I don't remember.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: Wow, man. That's crazy, brother. People are beating cancer. People
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: are beating off Asians. People are... The world is blossoming.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: Our lives are blossoming. Yeah, I guess they are. I
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: don't know. Did you wear a condom, brother? You know
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about? Or the Lord is your condom?
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: You wore a condom. And what type of condom did
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: you get? A special kind? Uh.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 11: I just got like one of those.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 11: Regular Trojan ones.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Okay. Just the regular... Yeah, the um... I think it's...
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's pleated or whatever. I can't
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: remember what some of them are.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 11: Um.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, man. Did you feel like it was romantic
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: at all?
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 11: With the first one, no.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, but the second one was romantic.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that happened to be last week.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: And where'd you meet that girl at?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 11: I've been friends with her for a while.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: And finally you guys just took it to another level?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: And is it you guys still talking to each other? Yeah. Okay,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: so there's something there?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 11: Yeah, we're still seeing each other.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: Damn. Yeah, dude, I can hear your nose is even
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: stopped up with all of that. I think when there's
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: so much in your system, yeah, I can't believe you
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: didn't just lose weight in your legs, bro, because if
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: you'd never ejaculated, that's just... God is with us here. Gosh.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's the day after Christmas now, man.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Are you relieved that the journey's over?
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 11: Somewhat, yeah.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: Do you miss it a little? A little bit.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, there's something, it's always like, people always say
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: it's about the journey, not the destination, and I think
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: thinking about sex sometimes is exactly when you think back
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: on after you've had sex for the first time, sometimes
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: some of that's like that. It's like the not knowing,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: the curiosity, the the uncertainty, all of that is, that's really,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: that's where the story is, you know, the other parts,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: the ending. And I'm not, that sounded like I was
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: preaching there. I was like reading out of a damn
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: reader's digest or something. Man, well, I'm happy for you, man.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Welcome to, you know, being like a biological male or
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: whatever they call it. And I can't believe you didn't
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: play any music, bro. Bro, if you're putting on some
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: sex or something, dude, you got to play something romantic, bro.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: Play some ZZ Top. Play some Usher.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 11: Well, I didn't know about the music, but after I
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 11: found out what she does as a job, I figured
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 11: she would have.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: Does she have a specialized job?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 11: Yeah, she's a stripper.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, so she's a.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: Dancer or evening dancer, they call them somewhere?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: Or yeah. Or sometimes they call them like.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: You know, pole babies or whatever. Whatever it's called. Candy
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: cane pussy or whatever. I don't know what they even
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: call it. Okay.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 11: Wow.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: And do you think she just came down, slurped you
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: out because she knew about it and wanted to just,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: Get that gumption out of you.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 11: I think so.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: God damn, dude. Was she Vietnamese or something?
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 11: No, definitely white.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: And did she keep the, I'm not sure what it's called,
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: sebum or whatever? Or like, did she keep the frosting?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: I don't even call it.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 11: Wow.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: The Unjackable, the Titanic has sunk. They freaking came in
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: and freaking, they freaking, somebody came in and just permed
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: that little baby corn on Riley Mao. Yeah, and I
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: noticed you just came in with more swagger. I see
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: you got some jewelry on. What is all that?
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 11: Yeah, just a couple new things I've got.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: Just a couple new things I've got, baby. Just a
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: couple little, couple little ornaments on this lobster. I love
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: you guys, man. Thank you for supporting me and thank
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: you for supporting yourself. Thank you for, yeah, just letting
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: us be a part of each other's worlds. You know,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know what exactly we're supposed to be doing,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: but I feel like we're supposed to do something big.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: I don't, I just don't know what it is yet. Sometimes. Um, but, uh,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: but yeah, just hang in there, you know, and give
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: yourself some grace, man. If you're being hard on yourself,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: if something's bug, give yourself some grace. You know, that's
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: something recently that I've just like, man, it's like, look, man,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: give yourself some grace, Theo, you know, You're trying, you're, you're,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: you know, give yourself some grace. So I'm not preaching
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: at you. I'm just kind of sharing. I guess sometimes
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: I'm just sharing things that I need to hear. But yeah,
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: I can't believe we got to go interview some of
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: the people we did last week. And that was exciting.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: And yeah, I'm just excited. Football's back and there's exciting
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: things to think about and be a part of and
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: make sure to just be good to yourself, baby. Because
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: you deserve it, baby. Gang, gang. Raleigh Mao, man. We
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: thought that nut would never get out of you, brother.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: Do you have any final words after all of that?
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 13: No.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: That checks out, brother. We'll go out the way that
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: we came in here, man. With There is a Light
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: right here, baby. There is a Light by Stonekeepers featuring David....
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 9: Manuel.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 10: Whenever you're down, out in the cold Faithless and dark,
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 10: your story's untold Come take my hand and walk there
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 10: with me Raleigh, man!
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: Raleigh, did you make like a sound or whatever when
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: it happened finally?
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 11: Uh, no.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: Nothing.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 11: I mean, just breathing out. Savage.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: Savage.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: From the mountaintops down to the deepest valley, hear a
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 6: voice calling you. It's the rising sun shining in the
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 6: darkest valley.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: Can't you see you can't be free?
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 5: Somewhere to hide Now I am free Open and pure
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 5: Fearless and big I am secure There is no dark
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 5: That can't be lit
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: Gang, gang, baby You guys be good to yourselves, baby
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: You deserve it And love y'all Praise, baby