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Prague Winter Travel Guide: Your Cheat Sheet to Avoid the Traps · Phil and H Travel - Is It Worth It? Top Travel Destinations Explored!

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  All right, let's get into this. We are doing a deep dive on
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  Prague today, the capital of Bohemia, the city of 100 Spires.
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  I mean, this is a city that just completely captures the
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  imagination and it shows the numbers.
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  We're talking over 8 million tourists a year now.
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  And that number, that staggering number, is exactly why we need
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  to have this conversation. Our mission today is pretty
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  specific. We're essentially stress testing
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  Prague's holiday historic charm. A stress test.
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  I like that, yeah. We need to figure out if that
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  fairy tale image, you know, the one you see on Instagram, all
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  misty and perfect, if it actually holds up to the reality
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  of modern tourism. We're talking crowds, inflation,
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  medieval streets. All of it.
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  The Ledger is open because Prague has.
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  I mean, it's changed so much in just the last few years.
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  It's not that super cheap getaway it once was.
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  Not at all. It's aiming for something
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  different now. So we want to give you the
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  shortcut. Let's start with three big I'd
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  say contrarian takes the things people almost always get wrong
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  right out of the gate. OK, let's do it.
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  And #1 is a big one, and it's about respect, really.
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  Prague is not in Eastern Europe. Right.
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  Do not say this to a Czech person.
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  Please don't. I mean, just look at a map.
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  It's West of Vienna. It's firmly historically,
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  culturally central Europe. It was part of the Holy Roman
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  Empire, the Austro Hungarian Empire.
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  Its historical ties are much more western, even with the
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  whole Iron Curtain period. And that history, that
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  distinction, it really matters to checks.
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  Understanding that helps you understand the whole city, its
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  architecture, its independence. It's just the proper context.
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  Absolutely. Geographically true, culturally
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  vital. OK.
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  So what's #2 this one hits you right in the holiday markets.
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  It really does. We're talking about the
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  Treblenick. The chimney cake.
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  The chimney cake. It's everywhere.
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  It's this spiral dough roasted over coals, covered in sugar.
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  Smells amazing. Often filled with ice cream or
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  Nutella, right? Exactly.
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  It looks so traditional, but The thing is, yeah, it's not.
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  It's a tourist import. So it's not some ancient
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  bohemian recipe. Not at all.
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  It's more of a Hungarian and Slovak thing that was very
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  cleverly marketed in Prague in the last decade or so,
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  specifically for tourists. It's basically a sugar doughnut
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  designed for Instagram. That's brutal but true.
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  It looks great, but it's not the deep cultural experience you
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  might think it is. Not in the slightest.
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  And the third contrarian take is about money.
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  The old beer is cheaper than waterline.
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  Well, yes. And that could still be true.
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  It's sort of the one economic outlier.
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  But the bigger picture is way more complicated now.
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  You can find a world class pint for say $2.50 and then walk 50
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  feet onto the Old Town square and pay $7.00 for a mediocre
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  coffee. That's a London price.
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  Point it is, and that signals really high inflation in this
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  this crazy variable value. It all depends on where you're
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  standing. Your location by just a few 100
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  feet can double or triple your cost.
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  We'll get into the why of that later, but this all leads to the
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  one major downside, the big hurdle for a lot of people, the
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  crowds. I mean, this needs to be
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  underlined. We're not talking about a city
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  that's just a bit busy. No.
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  We're talking Disney World level density, thousands of people
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  packed into a medieval St. grid that was designed for maybe a
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  horse and cart. If you have any claustrophobia,
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  the Christmas markets will. They will test you.
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  They absolutely will. And yet, despite all that, we're
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  going to make a pretty bold claim today.
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  I think we have to. Despite the crowds, despite the
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  traps, Prague might still be the single most atmospherically
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  perfect city in the world for a winter trip.
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  There's a moodiness to it that's just unmatched.
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  That's a huge claim. So our road map is clear.
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  We're going to reset your expectations, give you
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  logistical hacks, how to save money right from the airport.
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  We'll breakdown budgets, point out the traps, and then wrap it
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  all up at the final verdict for every kind of traveler.
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  Let's start with that context reset, because using a pre 2020
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  guidebook for Prague right now is, well, it's a recipe for
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  disaster. So let's reset that context.
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  What has actually happened in Prague in the last few years?
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  Why does it feel so different? Well, you've got this perfect
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  storm really. There's the huge post pandemic
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  travel boom hitting everywhere, but it's been particularly
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  intense in Central Europe and that's combined with some pretty
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  serious inflation in the Czech Republic.
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  So that famous $1.00 pint? That's basically a museum piece
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  now. In the city center, yes, it's a
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  memory. And beyond that, the city is
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  actively trying to rebrand itself.
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  Rebrand how? For years it had this reputation
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  as the you know, the cheap booze weekend spot, the capital of
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  stag parties. Right, I remember that.
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  The tourism board is actively trying to shed that image.
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  They want to attract what they call the high culture traveler,
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  the person who's there for the opera, the galleries, the
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  incredible architecture, the new fine dining scene.
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  And attracting that kind of traveler means higher prices.
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  Exactly. It's a strategic shift and that
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  shift really clashes with what you see on social media.
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  The Instagram effect. You see these reels of empty
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  snowy cobblestone streets, golden lanterns glowing.
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  It looks so peaceful. It's a complete fantasy.
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  First of all, the reality check on the weather.
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  It doesn't really snow like that very often in December anymore.
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  You're much more likely to get a cold, damp Gray day.
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  And second, the empty streets part.
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  That's the big one. Those streets are packed
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  shoulder to shoulder. You have to manage your
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  expectation of solitude down to 0 during peak hours.
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  You are sharing this history with 10s of thousands of other
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  people. Which is fine if you know it's
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  coming. But if you walk onto the Charles
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  Bridge at noon, expecting a quiet, reflective moment.
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  You will be profoundly disappointed, maybe even angry.
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  But this is where it gets interesting, because even with
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  the crowds, there's something real there, the weight of its
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  history. Why does Prague feel so much
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  older, so much more authentic than other European cities?
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  World War 2. It's as simple as that.
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  Prague is one of the very few major European capitals that was
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  not flattened by bombs. The historic core was.
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  It was largely spared. That is so the crucial point.
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  When you go to, say, Warsaw, you're looking at a beautiful,
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  heroic reconstruction of its Old Town.
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  A meticulous reconstruction or parts of Berlin which were
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  completely rebuilt. In Prague, when you're standing
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  in the Old Town square, you were looking at the original Gothic
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  buildings, the original Renaissance and Baroque facades.
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  It's not a copy. It's not a copy.
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  That stone has been there for 6-7 hundred years.
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  It's a layered cake of genuine, uninterrupted history.
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  That's why it has that dark, imposing, authentic character.
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  It hasn't been scrubbed clean and remade.
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  It just is. And that preserved history is
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  the backdrop for the Christmas. Market exactly, which are
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  visually stunning, maybe the most beautiful in Europe because
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  of that architectural backdrop. Yeah, but you have to be smart
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  about what you're buying. Right.
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  You said they're commercialized. What does that mean in practice?
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  It means you shouldn't go expecting to find, you know, a
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  unique handcrafted ornament made by an artisan in a small
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  bohemian village. What will you find?
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  You'll find mass produced ornaments, generic souvenirs and
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  lots of grilled sausage, which is fine, but the focus shouldn't
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  be on the shopping, it should be on the atmosphere.
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  The smell of the mulled wine. The Spa Rack.
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  Right. The Spajak, the Cinnamon, the
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  lights reflecting off those ancient dark stone buildings.
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  That is the product. The mood is what you're there
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  for, not necessarily the stuff in the stalls.
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  OK, so context is set. It's historic, it's crowded, and
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  it can be pricey. Now let's get into the
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  logistics, starting with the moment you land, which is the
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  1st place you can either waste money or pull off a really smart
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  hack. The pain point starts right at
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  the airport, Vaclav Havel or PRG.
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  It's strange for such a major capital, but there's no direct
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  train link to the city center. No train so you can't just hop
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  on and go. Nope.
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  You've got to use buses or cars, so let's break down the public
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  transport options first. Go for it.
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  Option one is the easy one, the Airport Express bus, the AE.
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  It cost about 120 corona, so 5 bucks €5.
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  It's direct, it's comfortable, takes you right to the main
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  train station. OK, that sounds fine.
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  It is fine, but there's a superior hack, the one we
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  recommend for anyone who wants value and efficiency.
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  The 30% savings hack. This is it.
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  You ignore the express bus and you look for the regular city
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  bus number 119. OK, Bus 119.
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  It's clean, it runs all the time.
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  It has luggage racks. You take that bus to the very
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  last stop, which is called Nadrazi Villas Levin.
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  That stop is a dedicated transfer point to the Metro to
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  Line A, the Green Line. And the cost difference is the
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  key here. It's huge.
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  The total ticket for the bus and the Metro ride is 40 Karuna.
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  That's less than two US dollars. The whole journey takes about 40
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  minutes, so it's not even slower.
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  You're just being smarter. And one critical step here, you
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  have to buy your ticket in the airport arrivals hall before you
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  get on the bus, and then you have to validate it in the
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  little machine on the bus. Yes, that validation stamp is
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  everything. We'll come back to that.
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  But that single ticket covers your whole journey into the
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  city. Now what about taxis?
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  A huge warning here, do not under any circumstances just
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  grab a taxi from the curb at the airport.
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  You were just asking for trouble overcharging scenic routes, the
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  infamous turbo meters. The turbo meter a classic scam.
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  A classic If you must have a car, use a rideshare app, Uber
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  or Bolt. But honestly, the public transit
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  hack is faster, cheaper, and a great introduction to how good
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  Prague's system is. So you get into the center, you
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  step out of the metro. What's the first physical
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  impression? It's the verticality.
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  You just look up and see all these Spires.
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  It feels dark, gothic, a little bit imposing.
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  I've always. Said it feels like Gotham City,
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  but if it was designed by a fancy pastry chef.
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  It's ornate, but also kind of Moody.
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  That's a great description. And then you feel it under your
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  feet. The cobblestone trap.
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  Oh, the cobblestones. If I can give one piece of your
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  advice, it's this. Do not bring a cheap roller bag
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  with those little plastic wheels.
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  The sound alone is just it's the sound of tourists suffering that
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  clack, clack, clack over those huge, uneven stones.
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  It's awful. You're fighting the bag the
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  whole way. Your arm hurts.
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  My advice, use a backpack or if you have to roll, get a bag with
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  big heavy duty rubber wheels. It makes a world of difference
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  and the atmosphere is just so thick, especially in winter.
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  You have this distinct smell of like coal smoke from some of the
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  older buildings mixed with cinnamon from the markets.
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  An architectural density is just wild.
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  You can walk 10 meters and see a Romanesque cellar, a Gothic
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  church tower and an Art Nouveau hotel facade all right next to
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  each other. It's like centuries of history
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  compressed into these tiny, winding lanes.
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  It feels like you're discovering something new around every
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  corner. Until you hit the Charles Bridge
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  at 2:00 in the afternoon. And that is where the fairy tale
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  can come to a screeching halt. We did this first day full of
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  excitement. It was a complete disaster.
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  Wasn't bridge, it was a pedestrian traffic jam.
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  We couldn't even see the statues.
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  All you see is the back of someone's winter coat.
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  It is total gridlock. So the advice has to be do not
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  judge Prague by the Charles Bridge in the middle of the day.
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  If that's your first taste, you'll hate it.
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  You have to save that experience for a much, much smarter time.
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  So now that we're in the city, let's talk about money.
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  We need to decode the corona and more importantly, talk about the
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  traps. Right.
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  Let's open the books on the Czech Corona, the CZK.
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  The number one rule, and it's not negotiable, is you always
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  pay in Corona. Even if a shop says they take
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  euros. Especially then they will give
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  you a terrible made-up exchange rate that pads their profit.
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  Always, always use the local currency.
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  And that brings us to the Exchange offices.
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  The big zero percent Commission signs you see everywhere.
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  That is the oldest trick in the book.
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  It's technically true. They don't charge a separate fee
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  called Commission. Instead, they build a massive
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  fee into the awful rate they give you.
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  So you might see the real rate is, say 25 koruna to the euro.
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  And they'll be offering you 18. I've seen it.
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  You're losing over 20% of your money before you even spend it.
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  It's a huge loss. I admit I fell for that my first
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  time. I thought I was being smart,
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  avoiding the fee. Everyone does, so the fix 2 good
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  options. First, only use ATM's from
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  actual reputable banks. Look for names like KP, Wi-fi's
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  and ASOB. And when you're at the ATM,
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  there's a crucial step. A vital step the machine will
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  offer to do the currency conversion for you in your home
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  currency. It will look helpful.
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  You must always, always decline this offer.
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  Choose to be charged in the local currency in CZK.
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  Let your own bank do the conversion.
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  Their rate will be infinitely better.
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  And the second option if you have cash to change.
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  There's a well known, reputable independent exchange place on
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  Caprova Street right near the Old Town square.
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  It's famous among travelers for having fair, transparent rates.
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  That's the one place to go if you need to change cash.
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  OK, so let's get into daily budgets.
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  Prague can work for a whole range of travelers.
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  Let's break it down into 3 bands.
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  Let's start with the low budget or backpacker.
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  Your goal here is to keep accommodation and food costs at
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  rock bottom, and Prague has some truly great hostels like the
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  Roadhouse or Sir Toby's. So what's the cost for a dorm
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  bed? You're looking at about 600 to
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  900 karuna a night. That's around 25 to 40 U.S.
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  dollars. Really good value.
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  But the real hack for food is the jadilna.
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  The local canteen. We have to explain this because
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  it's a total game changer. It really is.
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  Think of it like a traditional no frills cafeteria, mostly for
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  local workers. You grab a tray, you go down the
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  line, you point it what looks good.
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  It's all classic Czech food. And it's mainly for lunch,
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  right? Almost exclusively for lunch,
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  yeah. Usually from about 11:00 AM to
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  2:00 PM you can get a huge filling meal, soup a main odd
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  for maybe 150 Corona. It's like 6 or 7 dollars.
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  So if you do that for your main meal, your daily food cost is
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  tiny. Exactly.
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  You can eat really well for about $13 a day, so your total
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  daily spend all in can be as low as 50 to $60.00.
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  Amazing. OK, Next up, the mid range
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  couple. This is probably most people
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  listening. Right.
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  You want a nice private room. You want to eat at good
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  restaurants. The key advice here is do not
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  stay in Prague, one the main tourist district.
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  The value just isn't there. It's not.
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  Look at neighborhoods like Vinorati or Letna.
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  They're beautiful, full of locals, great restaurants, and
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  only a 10 minute tram ride from the center.
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  You'll pay around 110 to $150.00 a night for a great room instead
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  of double that in the Old Town. And for food, you're looking for
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  traditional dinners like Svichgava or Gulasha.
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  Exactly. And you're still using the lunch
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  special, the Deni menu, to keep costs down midday.
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  Excluding your hotel, a couple could have a fantastic time on
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  about 180 to $220 a day. OK, finally, luxury high end.
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  This is where Prague offers maybe the best value in the
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  world. You can stay in converted 14th
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  century monasteries, places like the Mandarin Oriental or the
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  Augustine, for around $450 a night and up.
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  Which is a lot of money, but compared to a similar historic
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  property in Paris or Rome. It's a bargain.
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  The level of luxury, history and service you get for that price
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  is just It's on another level. Your high end dollar goes so
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  much further in Prague. Let's put some specific holiday
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  price tags on things Mulled wine at the market.
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  About 90 Karuna, $4, a classical music concert in a church, which
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  is a fantastic holiday experience.
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  I love doing that. It's the best.
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  That'll be 22 to $35. And the big ticket item, the
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  Prague Castle Circuit ticket, It's about $20.
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  And is that castle ticket worth it?
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  100% just for Saint Vitus Cathedral alone.
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  That is a non negotiable, must see piece of Gothic
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  architecture. It's breathtaking.
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  OK, let's circle back to the beer economy.
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  Why is beer still so cheap? It's this amazing mix of culture
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  and tax policy. Beer is considered a staple, A
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  cultural product, not a luxury, so it has very low excise taxes
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  and preferential VAT rates. Whereas a bottle of water in a
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  restaurant is an imported marked up good.
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  Precisely. It has higher taxes and a bigger
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  markup, so it's not just a cute saying.
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  It is often fiscally smarter to order a beer than a bottle of of
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  water. And on the flip side of value,
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  what's 1 activity trap to absolutely avoid?
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  The standard one hour river cruise.
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  Don't do it. Why not?
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  It's a tourist factory. You're packed in, you listen to
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  a boring recorded narration and you don't see anything you can't
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  see. Better by walking.
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  For a better experience, rent one of the little electric boats
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  yourself or book the jazz boat for an evening cruise with live
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  music that turns it into a real event.
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  OK, we've covered the mood and the money.
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  Now let's get into timing more traps and how to actually find
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  those quiet, authentic moments. The first trap we have to camera
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  home again is the food trap. I have to repeat this.
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  If you can see the astronomical clock from your restaurant
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  table, the food is probably bad and definitely overpriced.
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  It's the location tax. A massive 1.
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  The fix is so simple, just walk 5 minutes in any direction away
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  from that square. The quality goes way up and the
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  price drops by 1/3. Any specific recommendation for
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  good honest Czech food? Look for a place called Locale.
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  They have a few locations. It's all about fresh
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  ingredients, traditional recipes, and perfectly poured
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  pilsner ercal from the tank. It's the real deal.
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  And the taxi trap again. Hailing a cab on the street in
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  Prague One is still a bad idea. Still a very high risk move.
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  You're just opening yourself up to scams.
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  Stick to the apps Uber, Bolt or the best local 1 which is called
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  Lyftago. It's often used by professional
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  licensed drivers. So timing, when is the absolute
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  best time to go to get that Moody atmosphere without the
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  peak crowds? Well, if the Christmas markets
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  are the main reason you're going, then aim for the first
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  half of December, December 1st to the 15th.
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  Why not the week of Christmas at itself?
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  It gets even more crowded, prices for hotels spike and a
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  lot of the locals, smaller shops and restaurants start to close
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  down for the holiday. The atmosphere becomes a bit
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  less authentic. Well, what if you don't care
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  about the markets? What if you just want the mood?
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  Then the absolute best time is late October or March.
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  The crowds are gone, hotel rates are much lower, and you get that
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  beautiful atmospheric fog rolling in off the river in the
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  mornings. That's when the city feels truly
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  haunting and magical. What about a late night strategy
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  if getting up for a 6:00 AM sunrise is just not going to
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  happen? That's a great alternative.
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  Go to the Charles Bridge at 1:00 AM or 2:00 AM.
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  You won't have the golden light of dawn, but you'll have
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  something else, almost complete solitude.
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  The lamps are lit. The statues are these dark
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  silhouettes. It feels like you have the whole
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  medieval city to yourself. I love that.
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  OK, now we need to talk about the big disappointments, the
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  things on every must do list that often leave people feeling.
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  At the top of that list is the Astronomical Clock show.
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  The hourly show, Yeah, it's the classic anticlimax.
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  It really is. You see thousands of people
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  gather in the square, all staring up with their phones
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  out. The anticipation builds.
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  I know what happens. A skeleton rings, a little bell,
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  a few figures pop out of a window, a chicken squawks and
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  it's over and like 30 seconds and.
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  Everyone just kind of looks at each other like is that it?
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  The let down is real. Now I have to push back a little
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  here. The clock itself is an
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  incredible piece of 15th century engineering.
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  For sure, as a historical artifact, it's a marvel.
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  Yeah. It tracks the sun, the moon, the
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  Zodiac. It's brilliant.
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  So the advice should be go see the clock, appreciate it as a
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  work of art in science, but maybe skip the part where you
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  stand in a massive crowd for half an hour just to watch the
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  little show. That's the perfect way to put
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  it, manage the expectation. And the second big
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  disappointment is that food fraud, the Trudelnick.
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  We have to say it again, it's messy, it's overpriced, it's
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  just sugar drenched dough. It is not an authentic Czech
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  experience. So what's the fix?
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  What's the authentic alternative?
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  You go to a real Czech bakery, a Kukurana, and you buy AV Trnick.
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  The view tick explain what that is.
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  It's basically a magnificent large cream puff.
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  It's made from shoe pastry and it's usually filled with these
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  two layers of delicious cream, one vanilla and one caramel.
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  It's a genuine Czech pastry and it is so much better.
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  OK, so let's flip from the disappointments to the moments
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  that make the whole trip worthwhile.
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  The transcendent moments. For me, it has to be that
• 20:22
  Charles Bridge at dawn experience we keep talking
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  about. It's a pain to get up that early
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  in the cold, but when you're standing there and the fog is
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  swirling around the statues and there are maybe five other
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  people on the entire bridge, that's the magic.
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  That's the Prague from the fairy tales.
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  My moment was indoors. It was at the Strahoff Monastery
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  library. Up by the castle, Beautiful
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  spot. You go into the theological hall
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  and the philosophical hall and you can't actually walk among
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  the books. You just look in from the
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  doorway. Which can be a little
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  frustrating. It can, but the view is just
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  breathtaking. The ceiling frescoes, the
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  woodwork. But for me it was the smell.
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  That smell of old paper, leather and wood Polish.
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  It's the smell of centuries of knowledge.
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  It just hits you. That's a great one.
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  My third would be finding the soul of the city in a real pub,
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  a place like Uzlateo Tigra, the Golden Tiger.
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  Now you're talking. This is not a tourist bar.
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  You have to explain the system. OK, so you walk in, you find a
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  seat at a shared table and you sit down.
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  You don't say anything. 1/2 liter of fresh Pilsner Urquell
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  is just placed in front of you. They don't ask, they just bring
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  it and they keep track with little pencil Marks and a piece
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  of paper. When you finish, another one
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  appears. There's no music, just the hum
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  of conversation, and the only way to stop the beer from coming
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  to get your bill is to put your coaster on top of your empty
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  glass. That's the signal.
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  That's the signal. It's this perfect, efficient,
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  unspoken system. It's an incredible cultural
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  experience. Those are the moments, the dawn,
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  the history, the pub culture. That's what you go for.
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  OK, let's move into our last big section before the verdict.
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  Comfort, safety, and cultural nuances.
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  Right. First, let's be clear about
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  safety. Statistically, Prague is an
• 22:05
  incredibly safe city. Violent crime is very, very low.
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  You can generally walk around late at night and feel perfectly
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  secure. But there's a difference between
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  the statistical safety and comfort safety, right?
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  And the main issue here is pickpocketing.
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  Exactly. It's a crime of opportunity that
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  thrives in crowds. The main target zones are the
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  crush of people around the astronomical plot in the
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  Christmas markets and on tram 22.
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  That's the tram that goes up to the castle, so it's always
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  packed with tourists. Always.
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  So the advice is simple. Wallet in your front pocket, bag
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  zipped and worn on your front. In those crowded spots, just be
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  aware of your surroundings. What about other cultural
• 22:43
  adjustments? The service culture can be a
• 22:45
  shock for some people, especially Americans.
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  It really can. The waiters in Prague are not
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  working for tips in the same way.
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  Their focus is on efficiency, not on being your best friend.
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  So they might seem a bit direct. We're not very smiley.
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  Exactly, and it's not meant to be rude, it's just a different
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  cultural approach to service. It's professional and
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  functional. You should still tip about 10%
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  for good service, but don't expect the effusive friendliness
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  you might get in the states. And we have to mention that tram
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  inspector scam. Yes, a person might approach you
• 23:15
  on the tram, flash a fake looking badge and claim you
• 23:19
  didn't validate your ticket properly.
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  They'll demand a big fine in cash right there on the spot.
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  So what's the fix? A real inspector will have an
• 23:28
  official badge and usually an electronic device to issue a
• 23:31
  proper receipt. They're unlikely to demand a
• 23:34
  large cash payment on the spot. If someone is aggressive and
• 23:37
  demanding cash, be very suspicious as to see proper ID
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  or to handle it at an official office.
• 23:43
  OK, one more major comfort issue, accessibility.
• 23:46
  This is a huge one. Historic charm means stairs and
• 23:49
  cobblestones. Prague is not an easy city for
• 23:52
  anyone with mobility issues. Many of the beautiful old hotels
• 23:56
  don't have elevators. And the Metro can be a challenge
• 23:58
  too, right? A big challenge.
• 24:00
  A lot of the stations are really deep underground and rely on
• 24:03
  these long, steep, fast escalators.
• 24:05
  Not all of them have elevators, so if you need accessible
• 24:07
  transit you have to do very careful research on your route
• 24:11
  ahead of time. It's not a city you can just
• 24:12
  navigate easily if you have mobility challenges.
• 24:15
  So if Prague sounds a bit too intense, a bit too crowded, what
• 24:19
  are the alternatives? Where else can you go?
• 24:22
  My number one recommendation within the Czech Republic is a
• 24:24
  city called Olamuk. Olamuk, tell us about it.
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  It's about two hours east of Prague, my train, and it
• 24:31
  honestly feels like Prague did 20 years ago.
• 24:34
  It has a gorgeous main square, a hue UNESCO column, baroque
• 24:38
  fountains, and because it's a big university town, it has a
• 24:41
  great lively atmosphere. And the price is?
• 24:44
  About 30% lower across the board.
• 24:45
  It's fantastic value and you get that historic charm without the
• 24:49
  crushing crowds. OK, what about the more famous
• 24:51
  alternative, Esky Krumlov? Krumlov.
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  It's stunningly beautiful, like a fairy tale town come to life.
• 24:58
  The castle, the river winding through it, it's perfect.
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  But there's a catch. There's a big catch during the
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  day. It is even more of a
• 25:06
  concentrated tourist trap than Prague.
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  The tiny streets are just choked with day trip tour groups.
• 25:12
  And it's only worth it if. If you stay overnight,
• 25:14
  absolutely. After 5:00 PM when the tour
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  buses leave, the town becomes quiet and magical.
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  But a day trip can be really frustrating.
• 25:23
  What about hopping over the border?
• 25:25
  A great option is Dresden, Germany.
• 25:27
  It's only a 2 hour train right away.
• 25:29
  Their Christmas markets are some of the oldest and most famous in
• 25:32
  Germany, so you get a totally different, very traditional
• 25:35
  market experience. And you could combine these
• 25:37
  cities, right? Yes, the classic Imperial
• 25:40
  Triangle itinerary is fantastic. You do 3 days in Prague for the
• 25:44
  gothic moodiness, then take the train to Vienna for three days
• 25:47
  of imperial grandeur, and then finish with three days in
• 25:49
  Budapest for the thermal baths and ruin bars.
• 25:52
  It's an amazing trip. Last one, what about Carlovi
• 25:56
  Veri? Carlsbad.
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  It's a beautiful spa town with all these colorful old
• 26:00
  buildings. It's very pretty, especially in
• 26:02
  the snow, but just a heads up, that's it.
• 26:04
  The famous mineral water that you drink from the springs.
• 26:07
  It tastes pretty strongly of sulfur.
• 26:09
  Like rotten eggs, A. Little bit, yeah, but the
• 26:12
  architecture is lovely. OK, it is time for the final
• 26:15
  verdict matrix. After everything we've
• 26:16
  discussed, is Prague actually worth the hassle?
• 26:20
  And for who? First up, the backpacker.
• 26:24
  That's an easy one. Verdict Yes, the beer is still
• 26:27
  cheap, the hostels are world class, it's super walkable, it's
• 26:31
  still fantastic value as long as you eat at the Jedelna's and
• 26:34
  stay out of the tourist trap restaurants.
• 26:36
  Agreed. Next, the mid range couple on a
• 26:39
  romantic getaway. This is a verdict.
• 26:41
  Yes, with conditions. The romance is there, but you
• 26:45
  have to earn it. You have to get up for the 6:00
• 26:47
  AM sunrise, and you have to stay out late for the quiet moments.
• 26:51
  Midday is not romantic, It's stressful.
• 26:53
  And you have to book restaurants in advance and stay in a quieter
• 26:56
  neighborhood like Malistrana. Exactly.
• 26:58
  OK, what about the family trip? I'm going with verdict mixed
• 27:03
  kids will like the castle and the toy museum, but the crowds
• 27:05
  are so stressful with little ones and strollers on those
• 27:08
  cobblestones are a genuine nightmare.
• 27:11
  It's not a relaxing trip for parents.
• 27:13
  I agree completely. And finally, the luxury
• 27:16
  traveler. That's another easy one.
• 27:17
  Verdict Absolute yes. The values just off the charts.
• 27:22
  Private tours, staying in a converted monastery, Michelin
• 27:26
  star dining for half the price in New York.
• 27:28
  It's a phenomenal luxury destination.
• 27:30
  So let's sum it up with an optimized 4 day itinerary.
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  What's the sweet spot? Four days is perfect.
• 27:37
  Day one. Dive into the Old Town and the
• 27:39
  Jewish Quarter, get your bearings, see the chaos, then
• 27:43
  escape to an authentic pub in the evening.
• 27:45
  Day 2. The castle district in La
• 27:47
  Estrana You must start this day early.
• 27:49
  Be up at the castle before 8:30 AM to see St.
• 27:52
  Vitus Cathedral before the crowds descend, then wander down
• 27:56
  through the quieter streets of Malastrana.
• 27:58
  Day three is for getting away from the crowd.
• 27:59
  Exactly. Go to Via Rod, the city's other
• 28:02
  much quieter castle for great views.
• 28:04
  Then spend the afternoon in a real neighborhood like Vienna,
• 28:07
  ready eating where the locals eat.
• 28:09
  And day 4. You have a choice, either a day
• 28:11
  trip to Kootenahora to see the famous Bone church, which is
• 28:14
  fascinatingly creepy, or just spend the day intentionally
• 28:17
  getting lost wandering with without a plan.
• 28:19
  I love that. So final scores, logistically,
• 28:23
  what do you give it? I'd give the logistics AB plus
• 28:26
  A. The public transport is an A +
• 28:28
  A, but the street level crowd management brings it down.
• 28:32
  Walking can be incredibly inefficient.
• 28:34
  And the emotional score, the feeling of the city.
• 28:37
  That's an A for all its frustrations, when the light is
• 28:41
  right and the mood hits, there are a few places on Earth that
• 28:44
  feel so hauntingly beautiful it really gets under your skin.
• 28:48
  It really does. So before we go, we have one
• 28:51
  last piece of nonnegotiable advice, a final practical take
• 28:54
  away that could save you a lot of hassle.
• 28:56
  Yes, this is crucial. Don't forget to validate your
• 28:59
  tram ticket. It sounds so simple, but it's so
• 29:02
  important. You can buy the ticket, but if
• 29:04
  you don't stick it in that little yellow box to get it time
• 29:06
  stamped, it's not valid. And that's when you're
• 29:08
  vulnerable to either a real fine or one of those scams.
• 29:12
  That little stamp is everything. So safe travels, go find the
• 29:15
  magic in those quiet corners. And trust your alarm clock.
• 29:18
  The early morning is your best friend in Prague.
• 29:20
  And please watch your wallet and for goodness sake, skip the
• 29:23
  chimney cake. We'll see you next time.