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78: Q&A - Something Through The Toes · Wine & Audacity

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  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't trade has count never had no. I made that
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  Speaker 2: nigga brush his teeth going around embarrassing me.
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: And Monday's got Monday's got silver caps in my mouth.
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, uh huh yeah, and
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, now, y'all, you know
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: what they say about kids with the silver caps? Name
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: was said they bad as ship?
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  Speaker 3: Don't they be biting people and ship?
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  Speaker 1: Like noah, no, I'm not bad, Like, yes you are,
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  Speaker 1: dang yeah, I swear for a week demons. Now the
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  Speaker 1: first we hire you.
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  Speaker 3: Leave kany ball here assaloon. He was a good kid.
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: He was not you, Trevor, because tre trying to imitate
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  Speaker 2: cay you. One day.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: I said, I funk you ain't cay you up? You
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  Speaker 2: talking to you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yo? No, but see yo, understand yo. When the kid
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: told you that they're not doing something, that do you
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  Speaker 1: ask them to do something? Like? First, your first said,
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  Speaker 1: who the fuck you talking to you? I said, I saw, I.
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  Speaker 2: Saw light flash before my eyes.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, yo, I saw some on Instagram. When the
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  Speaker 1: mofucker started counting the ship so I said so now
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  Speaker 1: and they now they raised they voice and me, I
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  Speaker 1: sund like, one, two, three, four, five days? Why are
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: you counting? Because I'm playing hide and seek to find
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  Speaker 1: out who you think you're talking to.
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  Speaker 2: That's why are you looking around. I'm trying to find
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  Speaker 2: out who the fuck you talking to.
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  Speaker 1: Threaten people's kids. I don't threaten nobody kids, bro, that's
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  Speaker 1: the great. They just listen to class from the other day.
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: She told them, kids, and then you keep sucking with
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  Speaker 2: my daughter, you're gonna get your parents and swept.
• 2:08
  Speaker 3: I saw that video. She walked in the class and
• 2:10
  Speaker 3: one of the little kids was recording YO time.
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  Speaker 2: That's what she told them kids, And I don't blame her.
• 2:15
  Speaker 2: She wasn't wrong.
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: Mister Iron put kids out like y'all want to follow
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: directions like y'a want follow Russ. Now, y'all take you
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: to the baby bron. I'll let you pick. I'll let
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  Speaker 1: you pick which, I let you pick, what you want
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  Speaker 1: to go into and what crib you want to get
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  Speaker 1: into the baby bron. I don't want to going no cribs.
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: Stop acting like a baby. Big kids know how to follow.
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  Speaker 3: Directions, not always, but.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm saying you suppose y'all, y'all, y'all, I'm pretty
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  Speaker 1: cley now, y'all, y'all should be able to do, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: y'ash way to follow.
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  Speaker 2: The I live by the theory. Fuck them kids, what
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  Speaker 2: I mean technically, technically, technically she got to send my.
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  Speaker 1: Grown man right.
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  Speaker 3: Trade on listen to her either.
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  Speaker 2: So that's when I square up with his ass. Because
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  Speaker 2: if you want to fight, just say that.
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  Speaker 3: Did you say your brother that trade called you about
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  Speaker 3: one episode?
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  Speaker 1: You better stop saying, you better stop playing. He got it.
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  Speaker 1: He got a strong right hand.
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  Speaker 2: What you say, that's what all his muscles say. What
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: you say, that's who I got a strong right hand.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you know what that kind of fresh
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  Speaker 1: song that strong. But he gonna hit you with a
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  Speaker 1: strong Ain't no ain't no punching, ain't no smacking. It's
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: just gonna be full you.
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  Speaker 3: See, popping out of what you say.
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you walk around here looking like sandy cheeks,
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: swollen up and ship. I don't give a fu.
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: Fucked up. You know, you know you'll know how to say,
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: You'll know how saying the chiefs got her name right,
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: because when you go to the beach and you sit
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  Speaker 1: down to your bikini. You got sandy cheese, but that
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  Speaker 1: really just keep running my our You're a dick. No legit,
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: that's yo, yo, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: After watching the Nickelodeon fucking documentary, I believe it.
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  Speaker 1: I believe it.
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  Speaker 3: I can't do it.
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  Speaker 1: No, but no, see the thing that that that really
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  Speaker 1: showed you, that that really show you that us as
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  Speaker 1: adult show we are. You know, we won. We perverted
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  Speaker 1: as fuck because we had adult jokes in these cartoons
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  Speaker 1: because adult son. Yeah, I was like, oh baby, oh baby,
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  Speaker 1: Rocco was a sexophone.
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  Speaker 3: This girl sixing cartoons.
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  Speaker 1: Dry as ship, Oh baby, oh baby, I'm sorry, Hey
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: missus bighead.
• 4:52
  Speaker 2: That missus biggie hit different as adult. Somebody called the.
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: Now Dex's mom and Dex's laboratory. You know, somebody said,
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: why do you like thick women? Then they showed Dexter's
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  Speaker 1: Dex's mom from Dex' laboratory. This is incredible, and some
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  Speaker 1: other some other Jimmy Jimmy Neutron's mom and some other
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  Speaker 1: Barabellum and miss bellum bunch of bottom heavy like bottom
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  Speaker 1: heavy in the bottom of the curls.
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  Speaker 3: Oh did you see that joke about missus incredible online
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  Speaker 3: that said, so what happened when she was in liber
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  Speaker 3: did she just opened up? The doctor walked in like
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  Speaker 3: a just pulled the baby on, walked away.
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  Speaker 1: Up in the stairs.
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  Speaker 2: For that.
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  Speaker 1: Hard sneeze, Ron got the baby dashing. Violad just walked
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  Speaker 1: right out there.
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  Speaker 3: The doctor walked in.
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  Speaker 2: You more than intensive meets man mouse, ain't no need
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  Speaker 2: to push, Just give me a minute.
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  Speaker 1: Doctor walk five walked in like is that the song for?
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  Speaker 3: We use a song?
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  Speaker 1: I think we did using it.
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  Speaker 3: I think we did. Hold on, let me check that.
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  Speaker 1: I think we used that for I think we used
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  Speaker 1: that when we when we was jo your foot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that was that was That was three episodes ago.
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  Speaker 3: That was and how dreadful?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: With that being said, welcome to this episode of Wine
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  Speaker 3: and Audacity podcast. I'm your host brand of card and
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  Speaker 3: joined by two of my favorite people in the world.
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  Speaker 3: How are you feeling this week?
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  Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm just ship, I'm sucking the childhood and
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  Speaker 1: I'm just childhood. Nah, but now you you did. You
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  Speaker 1: made a good point, yo, Miss miss elastic girl, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry she married now missing miss is incredible just
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  Speaker 1: should you're right. That's the easiest birthfather.
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  Speaker 3: She gotta do it since turn into a parachute son.
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  Speaker 1: All I gotta do is you know they were like
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  Speaker 1: spread their lips.
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  Speaker 3: And we enjoyed by special gifts sewn. His brother Brian
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  Speaker 3: is finally on the show.
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: What's going on, Brian? I'm good, young b Rye.
• 7:34
  Speaker 3: They don't hit the same a Ron.
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: Swallow it. I'm engaging those activities. You tell I ain't
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: trying to take another facial nigga.
• 7:52
  Speaker 3: Like you've been thirty since the ninety ninety two thousand.
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: Since you might be right, might be right? Can I eat?
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: It's why my damn hip her my little back because
• 8:03
  Speaker 2: old I got wear shoes with arches in him now
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: and knees hurt.
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know why he needs hurt that I ain't
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: never had Megan knees.
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: I had catch money taking over nine nine to two thousand, nigga,
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  Speaker 2: I had pop locking dropping knees and ship I had
• 8:17
  Speaker 2: dropped down and get your eagle on knees, bitch, Okay,
• 8:21
  Speaker 2: don't do me, bitch. That was well before Magan got man.
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: She's still stuck down there, listen. I might be, but
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: he locked up somebody else. I wanted to get off
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  Speaker 2: the bid doble. They're like, oh oh oh, who opened
• 8:35
  Speaker 2: potato chips in here ship?
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  Speaker 3: I wish they called trade. But you might not want
• 8:38
  Speaker 3: to get his help.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: He might knock me on the floor.
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  Speaker 1: And they're gonna pick you over one hand.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody got it. I do not want to take your
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  Speaker 2: strong hand. Don't take my No, I'm just gonna fall.
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  Speaker 1: That's fine, get me out work.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna fall like shack dad.
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  Speaker 1: Take my strong hand. No, No, I'm watching and everything
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  Speaker 1: y'all told you watched.
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  Speaker 2: If I'm in some bleach, I'm not.
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: Oh God, damn Brochlorox bleach is okay. Trying to make
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: him move out, though, bro, A.
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: Little bit of bleach this week, A little bit of bleach.
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: I can't because I'm working with y'all sons of bitches.
• 9:38
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• 11:40
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• 12:29
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• 12:43
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• 13:00
  Speaker 2: Veronica and I got married on Father's Day to honor
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: her father, who was frail and sick, and we needed
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: to get him to walk her down the hour before
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: it was too late. The wedding work is going well
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  Speaker 2: until my two baby mama showed up loud, rude, and uninvited.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't put them out. Sadie would have loved for
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: the police to join her out at my wedding to
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: ruin my day. Carla is an unhappy bird who wants
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: to fight my wife. I link with Carla occasionally. My
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: best friend's aka my groom's men stepped up and entertained
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  Speaker 2: them so my wife's day wouldn't be ruined. Here's the problem.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: My friends are still hanging out with my baby mamas.
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  Speaker 2: It's inappropriate and disrespectful to me and my kids. Carla
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  Speaker 2: threatened to get pregnant just to spite me. She had
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: my son to spite my wife, so she'd do it.
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  Speaker 2: How do I stop my friends from hooking up with
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  Speaker 2: my baby mamas before things get out of control?
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  Speaker 3: Aready sucking?
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  Speaker 1: It's my baby mama?
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  Speaker 3: He destroy nigga.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: They already fucking Ryan as the guests on this show,
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: you get the first.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: All right, So all right, so just just just to
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: get you up on speed, ain't no fun.
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  Speaker 3: The best friends can't get in there.
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  Speaker 1: He he's still linking with his baby. He's still linking
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  Speaker 1: with his baby mama. But they showed up at the wedding.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: Now it wasn't with the furl that with the fl
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: that he walked his wife down the aisle. Now now
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: now all that's going on, all his homeboys are still
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: smashing both his baby mothers. And so Shorty was like,
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get pregnant by your homeboys just just.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: To spite you.
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  Speaker 1: She already did it. She already did it, so now
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: she need another and now she's talking about she don't
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  Speaker 1: have another one. The show brin Walking the wind Dad
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  Speaker 1: the podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Be no yo, because it threw me for a loop
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  Speaker 4: when he said that he's still linked with it from
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  Speaker 4: time to time, and I was like, okay, well you're
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: trying to get married, but you're still linking with your
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  Speaker 4: baby mother. Then the question is how do you get
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: your friends to stop blinking with her? So all, so
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: all of y'all are fucking both of your baby mamas?
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  Speaker 3: Are they asked you your.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Kids because it ain't no fun and the homies came out. Question,
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: it ain't no fun. If the homies came.
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  Speaker 5: That should go for somebody you met at a club,
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  Speaker 5: not the mother of your child, as.
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  Speaker 3: You would think.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: You would think, that's a broken valley.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: I mean, if you always share women in but is
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: it bro co? If you always share women?
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: If all y'all cool with it, I just gotta wear that.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, your Tuesday is my Wednesday.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: Centeric over here when you're done, I got some work
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  Speaker 3: for the deal.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a long job too. Tell her she feel
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: the work.
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  Speaker 4: Oh man, I don't even I wouldn't even know how
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: to answer that question. Like I can't even give no
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  Speaker 4: good advice for that question.
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  Speaker 1: At this point, you know we ain't need friends, no
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: more niggas.
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  Speaker 4: All three of y'alls, you just stopped, first of all,
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  Speaker 4: your your potential wedding might have just gone down.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: The drain or didn't. No, it didn't, it didn't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 5: She showed up on the wedding day, ye, still and
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  Speaker 5: she's sucking His best friends also.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Checked us out. Listen, I was learned.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to share with your niggas like that.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: I've learned that women be petty as ship. Yo.
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  Speaker 3: We're saying the man we may have deep.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Right, nigga, we going on the alpistole. The kamo.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Was firm, come out, want to play flag, want to
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: play unnecessary rough check this out on both ens fronting
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  Speaker 1: bad first of all. First of all, first of all,
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: to quote my brother, how you doing? Second, yo, if
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Brandon for Neus want to get niggas out, they draws, Nigga,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: I'm going to join the nunnery. I'm just saying at
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: this point, Bro, that's it. That's it.
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  Speaker 2: Like came over, I am in distressed because that means
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  Speaker 2: that man.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I am distressed. That means his boat cat. It's better
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: than it's better than your cookie.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Listen, listen, what in the words of.
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  Speaker 3: One one poet, laureate Kanye West, no one man should
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  Speaker 3: have all that power.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: I'm just signed that man that may hit this was
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: pre cycle, yo, he son that man hit you. That
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: mean his uh, his cake is better than your pie.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Damn, Damn, damn going damn dann Florida Damn. And then
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: for Brandy giving me a bowl of throwing the damn ground,
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Damn damn for Brandy.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: That is a huge ass flex show. Not really, I
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: mean true ship, but I'm just saying.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Most of most of the game ones, they they like
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: to pretend anyways, I'm saying that the damn.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Like he's giving you, you can't nobody bending me over.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: He so you're doing the bending.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Brandon, I am doing the bending to catch you.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Youre like so so crazy thing, funny thing. I told
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: you Tyrone from he'd be back. But I told you, bitch,
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: I told you girl a girl, you wasn't lying.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I had to.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give me a gun permit that.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Somebody got to die. What I told you, bitch, I
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: tried to.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Somebody got to die.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Remember that scene that Forrest Gump when the teacher came
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: over to talk to talk to Florest. He said, well,
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: your mother showed us, came about your education.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Just got to get new friends. I have to. I
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: don't what the is going doing?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: I don't want to ship nothing.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry the group you know, the group chat will
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: be fucking lip bro. I wasn't really in it.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be in it. I'm I'm changing my name
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: the sister Mary Clarence, and I'm.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I'm coming. I'm coming over. I'm coming over. When you
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: get this.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: My house is not gonna be boarded up. I was
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: gonna be boarded up like like like like what's the
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: name house? But no, y'all, remember why the foods fall
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: in love? You remember when she came home and Frankie
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: had fu the house up and the house was boarded
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: up and.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Ship yeah, sp yeah, la tail all day. That's what
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: that was gonna look like.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna change my name to Unique from the Backyard
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: and I'm leaving.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: That's what got you on the problem in the first place.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: He was dancing in his backyard. Nope, nope, I'm leaving.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Brandon was tap dancing that nigga backyard. And he told you,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: he tried, he tried to warn you.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: After the first day, I'm going to whoever yourde doctor
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: was and changed my whole face get I'm gonna get
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: me asked like Kate Michelle, you ain't gonna recognize.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: That, but you played for the same thing. You can't
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: raise me what you can suck one mm hmm.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: That was good.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: It was good.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: No, thank you.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I'm loving I'm loving the song. I'm loving the song.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Puns bro mm hmm.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Brian commentary.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: What you're gonna do when what you're gonna do when
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: he put that little I.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Don't want to share nobody with nobody.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I don't this baby mamas. That's fucking your
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: groomsmen came to the wedding to try to blow up
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: your wedding.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: They was trying to fight your baby mama. He's trying to.
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: I blame the grooves.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna come out of saying I blame the
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: grooms because y'all let this bitch come here, y'all still
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: sucking her. I'm only fucking occasionally. I used to why
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: y'all let her come in ship? Why y'all let her
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: come here?
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: You know, you know, you know I was worried about
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: the wedding.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: And you know something something you know that wedding tradition,
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: that kind of hits different. In this scenario, something old,
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: something new, something ball, or something blue show.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: She gets a nigga blue balls.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: But but everybody the wife is new, the baby mama
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: is older and she's the old in the ball. Something
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: blue is the balls from the grooves unless must must
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: husband find out. Yeah, blame your sister because she found
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: the ship.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I did. But wait, it gets worse.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: It always does.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I ain't got enough. I ain't got enough to be
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: like on my Sean Wayne shits blood white all right?
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Next question?
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: This one comes from the Reddit thread off my Chest.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: The title is.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: I slept with my ex husband and his boyfriend last night.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: I'm let that sink in ye all ready?
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, hey bet you bet you're just bad right now
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: like my ex husband showing.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Off for Brian bro Is wanna get these questions? My
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: ex husband is my best friend. We got married as
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: an arrangement to get out of our strict religious community.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: He's gay and I didn't want to get married the
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: way my parents wanted me to, so we got married together.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: A few years later, we moved, he came out, and
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: we divorced. My mom discovered that I still had a
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: good relationship with him and called me to scold me,
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: and then I revealed that our cover marriage was my idea.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Things got a little crazy with her, so my ex
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: husband off and to let me stay here for safety.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: After thinking about it for a few days, I accepted.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: I'm still staying with them and they drive me to work. However,
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: last night, we were watching a series on the couch.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: He was hugging his boyfriend and I was just sitting
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: at a distance. But it seems like I fell asleep
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: on top of his boyfriend. I don't know for how long,
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: but I woke up to the sound of gunshots coming
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: from the TV and I was on his shoulder. I
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: tried to apologize, but they said it was okay. We
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: kept watching, but I was still falling asleep, so the
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: boyfriend kind of became my pillow without me wanting him to.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: I've been sleeping on the couch for a few days
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: now and I don't really like it. So when they
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: said we were going to sleep, I was kind of
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: sleepy drunk, like when you're tired you kind of act drunk,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: and told them to take me to the bed. They
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: helped me get up and we managed to fit into
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: the bed with me between them. I don't know, but
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I felt loved and safe and cozy. I could forget
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: about my current like I could forget about my current problems.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: In the morning, my ex was still sleeping and his
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: boyfriend had already woken up.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Everything was normal.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: But I have conflicting feelings, maybe because I haven't felt
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: so spoiled and loved in a long time. Maybe I'm
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: just a little desperate for some affection. But it felt
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: so good, so much so that I don't know how
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: to think about it rationally, my feelings all all over
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: the place. Maybe someone can help me put a name
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: to what I'm feeling right now. I don't know if
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: it's possible to keep sleeping in the same bed tonight
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: or tomorrow night, or until I go back to my plates.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Do I accept do I reject it? I don't know
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: how to do it without being awkward. And before y'all answer,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: I hit your answers with an okie dope, didn't it
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: what I gave y'all that title?
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: You're thought that she was fucking the ex husband and
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: the boyfriend. That's how I read that on purpose?
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: How seven.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Again? The theme of this episode is ain't no fun
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: if the homies can't get.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: In there, I feel like, but in this case, the
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: homie didn't get none, no, no, But I feel like
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: she wants felt like that was her underlying underline and goal.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Like I feel like, because how you get from watching
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: TV across the room to you fell asleep on his shoulder.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: That was the first thing that sparked my interest.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Acts shut back got my off.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: She just wants to break out.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Now I didn't. I didn't. I've heard the woman trying
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: to turn game in before the baby. You gotta be
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: a little smoother than that.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Turn Both of them.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean one was bisexual at least, so oh no,
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: he was getting.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Let's let me tell you, let me let me tell
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: you something. I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you the truth. A lot of these,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: a lot of these, Some of these men will play
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: the part. But then at the same time, I do
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: believe that's some of them. I do believe that's some
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: gay man will get it like you know, we'll we'll
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: get like, we'll get ambitious and experimental. I'm trying to
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: tell you one of those I know you're not You're
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: not It's like it's like you've been there, You've been
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: there before. You was like, you ain't really want the Superman.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you went there. Brandon type. Brandon type that
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: winter he went on the trip, he's saying, he was like, yeah,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: that's nice, you know, but but he ain't get no
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: magnet to bring you ain't get no magnet, no shot
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: glass to bring back, bring back the T shirt. I
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: ain't bringing back no T shirt. And a time where
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: he he always he always gets he always get a
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: shot glass. He's like, yeah, I'm good. I ain't feeling
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: I ain't feeling this. You know, I was cool.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: You got to try to make sure you don't like it.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: But this this's been said. She's like that three year old,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: you know, that three year old to follow that fall asleep,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: but don't you know, don't want to see when they
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: bed take me to and then so as you put
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: him in the room.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: What the okay? Okay girl, okay, girl, jay.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: She got They both slept head the toe.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: She was in the middle. They was on into the
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: bed like no.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: We alright talking over for sure.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: You said she wasn't going to sleep. We're gonna have
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: a private time ship oh, but we can't see what
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: she get a feed that done because he's nice. They
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: don't smell evil.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: What she be going?
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: But asking wake up?
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: You want to try science?
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: They got all the crut up out of her toes and.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Everything that hold on while we here she sleep? What
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: color is is this passed out?
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: We want to try something through the toes?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: No too much?
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: Okay, the toes is crazy.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Q and a something through the.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Uh we uh.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Joint is well moisturized.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Action by terror fabulous? Yes, oh my god? Why why
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: god not? I didn't make a girl come out? Yeah?
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: No, this bitch in our bed?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Why she was she here? She?
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: No something through the toes?
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: All right, mi frawn chicks, we turn make that bitch
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: going home.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: I need some water? Is the no? Please, I'm spe
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: like a horn.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Church, Please sk for g drop it load for Jesus.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Keep the Lord in mind, Wendy dirty wine dropping for Jesus.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Special place in hell, special place in hell. All right,
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: back to six round chicks, Here we go. I'm twenty one,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: work and I attend local community college on scholarship. I
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: lived with my mom to save money to get an apartment.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: My mother got a new boyfriend. He has a tiny
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: face and big red locks.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: It looks like a cat. How what first of all?
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: But tell you how you're a committee college on scholarship
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: that cat man.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Anyway, they're in a honeymoon stage. She's my new lingerie
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: and cooking candle lit denners. Guess what. My mother stole
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: my money to make fancy fees for her man cat.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: No fancy fees from I was horrified.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: I was horrified as I stood in line with a
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: car full of groceries and there was no money on
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: my two debit cards. We fell out. I accused her
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: of stealing in front of her man. She promised to
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: ruin me.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I moved in with my aunt.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: My mother called my aunt and told my aunt that
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: I was a thief and that she'd better watch her valuables.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: She called my boss and told him that I may
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: have a drug problem because money was missing around the
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: house and she had to put me out. My boss
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: said he didn't believe her, but he reduced my hours.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: She called my college dean and said that I should
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: be tested for drugs. I was tested and passed, but
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: I could have lost my scholarship.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I begged my mother to leave me alone.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: She said, I must apologize to her in front of
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: her boyfriend or she would ruin my life. There must
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: be another way to make her stoph.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: It ain't no other way to make us stop behind you.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: You want to be the ass. That's it.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you know.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, if you want to do the nuclear option,
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: I mean you don't want to be as No, you
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: can try to fuck cat me's the.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Line abuts, I mean pussy on pussy goddamn. Now when
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: she said when she said cat man, immediately thought of
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Adam Weston only parents, y'all. No, I thought of that movie.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: What was that movie? Uh?
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: That Stevie King movie where the guy turned into the canal.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: That's it. That's what I thought. That's what I pictured
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: in my head with red d read box.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: They were sucking the life force.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: That was scary, that was on or whatever or that
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: bit your head. That's real life. That's looking like a
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: goddamn cat.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's some people that got cat faces.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: No mother, she went to be to be perfectly talking
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: about I love her, damn, but she looks like a
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: China J't you're.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Gonn talk about Kim's I love her down She's still
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: the Queen Bee. First face, I'm mister rabbit teeth.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: I see, and the pretty brown skin that was.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: That after domestic abuse. That's why she got to get
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: all that work down.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: No, baby, she could have stopped. I'm sorry, I.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Love I love you, Kimmy Blanco. I don't want to
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: spoke this. I love, I love you, kim I love
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: the damn I bump a little kim CD to this day.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Ain't dad got a bitch this this nigga? Look, I
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: love you. Don't don't listen to them, but they don't
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: speak for me.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: I still don't getting the called to fucking talking about
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: right now. I throw lips to the ship like a
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: real woman. I'm good as a hunter Jetted Jackney. Listen,
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: I still rocks with her.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: However, the truth from Escalator shown.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: It's a big mama think Listen. I still rocks it
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: on the way to work like I'm doing something, and
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: then I get out and go do my nine to five.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Back back to this, back to cat Man and and
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: and the daughter and the girl.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Listen, cat Man thribbing.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: I promise you I will pull I would get your
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: mother back. I will post a picture of them on
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: fucking Instagram or Facebook looking like cat Doog with his
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: face on one end and your mama face on the
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: other end, and they just joined I'm sorry, I'm.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Patti Brandon, right, they gonna look like that. You want
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: to get you, you want to get back, scorched the earth,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: the door ship.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: It's the type of person that's still gonna take side
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: and say that the d.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Seduce ain't got nothing.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: No this this, this is this your homegirls do it.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: This ain't got nothing. Younger taking looking at his polls
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: like a cat.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Everybody got anger.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. It ain't got ship to do.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Were taking size and none of that ship. It's just
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: the same. I busted him down. I ain't gonna name mine,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: but fact it's psychological. I bust I bust your man down.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: So now, so now when you're fucking now now, now
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: you gotta think about it. If you think about you
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: think about me.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: And you buddy's thinking about me, that's still one of
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: the dumbest songs I just thought. I mean, in this case, yeah,
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: check and checkmate.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: Because at that point, why are you so embarrassed? You're
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: so embarrassed guy that you.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Know I made him call me mama bitch, and I'll
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: be started parring too. She put that nigga asleep like that.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Did he come home and get in the bed and
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: in the middle of night he.
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: Went little fancy cat, he says, cat.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Treats on the porch and all kinds of ship. Y'all
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: can keep sucking with me.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Get that nigga. The friskies, they're friskies.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Frisky And they goes back to the fact that there
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: are a lot of women who are jealous of their daughters.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: That is so embarrassing. How are you jealous of what
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: you gave birth to?
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: You?
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: What in the fuck I told you said? Statistically speaking,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: women women hate their daughters, love their sons, but hate
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: their daughters.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: They raised their sons, butocattle their daughters. Oh, no, raise
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: their daughters, but cattle their sons.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Something like that. Yeah, and AND's and it's a vice
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: versa for the duds, like you know what I'm saying.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: They they oh, they'll you know, they'll, they'll be hard ship.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Mama's boy, daddy's girl. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: I watched them male, I watched the man playing with
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: his kids.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Yo.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: He he slammed the ship out his son on the
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: little on the little air mattress thing, and then when
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: his daughter came out, he picked out the second mm hmmm.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: He power drive that nigga like he was trying to
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: win the w w E Championship belt.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Gang. That's what he did. And then she came back.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: He's like, I go ahead, go play baby, wouldn't have
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: been me out of clothes line of them off the dresser.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: But I used to know Sewan used to have this
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: couch that had like a real sprinky back. Go I
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: would sit there. No, he was on not we was
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: we was on the we was on a.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Food bro.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: But she had but her little couch. Trade came off,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Tree came off, started playing with me. Ship. I'm throwing
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I'm throwing this nigg up against the couch, like up
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: against the back of the couch. He bouncing off. She like,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: what are you doing about the stop and the Trade
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: looked at Trade. Trey was rolling. He at the time
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: of his goddamn life's why brain damage? Now she's like
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: something something wrong, But that's why because I put her down.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: He started crying and Ship it was like.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: I said, what it's wrong with you that was fun.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: If it's at that moment that I realized drinking the
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: first two months of my pregnancy probably wasn't a good idea.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: In my defense, I didn't know.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Lay sideways and I'm just just tumbling. He's like cracking up.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: So these kids stupid. But now he about to be
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: a he about to be a anime anime artist. He
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: gonna do his own comics. He's gonna do all that
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: ship he moved into the guest house that he's gonna
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: have all the anime bitches, cost player girls. Listen, I'm
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you you're gonna come home.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Did them bitches still eat soul food? Because I'm not
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: making no special guys.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: No, no black black cosplay girls, they niggas. So then
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: you're gonna you're gonna, yeah, you know, you're gonna you're
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: gonna hear that I'm not learning how to make nah son.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: You're gonna you're gonna have You're gonna hear that bunk
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: bed rocking, and you're gonna see you Then you're gonna
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: see a little girl will come out, girl come out,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: and a god damn school girl. Get the phone with
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: cat Is. I'm like, who does you are? Did you
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: want my my son? So at what point do I
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: shoot her?
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: Ah?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Girl, don't be that mother.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Not in my house. You can't funk in my house
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: unless you pay bill.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: You won't know if you know I got cameras? What
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: that means that he don't have access to?
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Hey gotta have alerted. I told you the first time
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: he could be Hey man, what's going on? And I
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: think that is the word some mom. Look, I had
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: a really good, really good day a school and and
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: I'm like, whoever.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: That little bit behind you was, it just came to
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: my house and get her the funk out?
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Hey ma, he said he block camera?
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: Hey mom, so uh funny thing.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: I don't think the cameras working.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, guess what. Guess where i am?
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Ship, That's where I am in the backyard, stupid trot
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: with somebody else.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Next question, Hey listen when he if he ever listened
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: to us. Look, we're not trying to blow your spot up. Well,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: we just letting you know you gotta.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Be smart already blew a spot up?
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: I did you just gotta be smarter?
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Nigga?
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: All I did was say the nigga used a lot
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: of lotion and he gonna throw me under the bus
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: trying to get him a stepdaddy. He can't do me
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: like that. Anyway, back to Reddit, he didn't meet his standards, Bro,
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: he ain't met my neighbor apparently. Anyway, next question, this
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: comes from this a Reddit thread too. It's actually an
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: ask a woman thread. But whatever, these questions be universal.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: What movie speaks to you as a person?
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Nigga gon thirty three?
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: And the third why that was sh That was my ship.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: That was my ship.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: That was when No, that was when you realized, oh
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Jay was a was a funny ass comedic actor.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Bro was at the moment when they went to the
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Academy Awards and they had the Bone and he poured
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: out the envelope.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I ain't seen that movie in so long.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Who wasn't went flying across the stage if it was
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: appears of the door she went front. She went spinning
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: around them and flying off the stage into the into
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: the pitt Who was that? It was Olympia Duccas or somebody?
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: It was a white woman. That was my ship?
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: I found the bomb.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: A movie that you said, the movie that speaks to
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: me scary movie. Know what I'm saying, this scary movie.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Nah nah, I'm gonna say, Bally spoke to me. Although
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: you know, although it was like although it was like
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: the hood, it was a basical logghood and niggad come up.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: But you know it, it showed me you wanted to
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: be a drug dealer, like I did it. Do you
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: watch Bell? Because I just knew I could sell dope.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Nah yo, I think I went about to be the
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: biggest drug na. But it put me now, but it
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: went on.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: I wanted to sell with dope.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: And put you know, yeah, it did it put me
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: on it put me on them like them like how
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: like how good? How good the actor them? Max was
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: because that nigga because you don't know no son. And
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: then on top of that, you got you got this nigga.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: You got this nigga playing like yo. Actually he wasn't
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: playing like he was your niggas probably high ship walking around, pacing,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: and but I was like, damn, piece to the great.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: I was like, damn, y'all was like this nigga. You
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: watch this nigga go to jail, and then this nigga
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: what to jail and then became the nigga and Islam
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: like god damn and then yo. Then then the dude
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: that I was supposed to been Fir Cone Air quotes.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: About the same nigga was about to shoot out fir Coney.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: He was like, I know why they sent you. It's like,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: what get that whole speech? I was like, I was like, buns,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: don't do a buns, don't do me give up bacon.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: He was good like, don't do a buns. Don't don't
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: don't now yo, don't don't don't squeeze that trigger. I
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: was like, but you watched the girl from me, but
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: you watched the girl from mother Man and how he
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: changed his mentality?
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Now, this was that cheesy ass nigga. We going to Africa,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: were just gonna pick up. We just gonna pick up.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: We just gonna go. Like how the fuck is that
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: supposed to solve your problem? Nigga?
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: That was his real life, Like I would say this,
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: I would say this, and they're gonna suck with it.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: What it's gonna mind?
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Yo? And because no, but I think that was no
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Ulu Jones. That was that nigga who real life. But
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: but you know what, But then because Bennie Boone. All
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Bennie Boom did was music videos and that was his
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: first show. This nigga he was like, he did million
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: dollar music videos.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: The cinematography and that movie was fucking amazing.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: All right, that's that's the thing. And that's that's what
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: stood out to me, even like even as a kid,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: like like yo, like this nigga, Yo, this nigga was
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: just doing Yo. He just did fucking put your hands
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: with my eyes and see it and it's like like, yo,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: go ahead. Oh and Purple spoke to me.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: It's a good movie.
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: Was class at.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: To me that I thought you was gonna play with
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: my from.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: It's me talking pink cushion.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: That's men brash ship. We watched like.
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: Man, it was about fifteen, y'all.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: The fact that he kept getting his ass it's like,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: no man, my man said behind him, was like but
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: then he yeah, she took the punch, so like yo,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: he punched his asses like. But the father creaked me out.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Duncans and then Duncans and how the fuck that turned
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: the mother on? Like oh, John, I said, y'all, disgusting.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: That movie definitely like watching at a young age. It
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: definitely taught me like I have just enjoyed being yourself.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: You don't gotta pretend to be somebody for people to
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: like you when true sure tis out of they gonna.
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: Like you for just the way you are. That one,
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: that one out of ten that don't like you, that's
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: house party.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Shout out the bunny Man, rest in peace to the
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: great right there. Tell you what your movie was, My bad.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: The Color Purple, because all my life I had to fight.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: That was not It wasn't a comedy shown comedy, no,
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: but that was.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: What I got to do. But it was domedy, but
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: that was real life. She thought her daddy.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: For my butters, for my uncles.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: You beat me.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: It would have won a lot differently if I was
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: in that role. So you told Harpo to bring his
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: funky ass in the house and put his motherfucking hands
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: on me. When you gonna get that nigga off the
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: motherfucking ground because I cracked his skull with a fucking
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: cast iron pain with your stupid ass, you're telling that
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: nigga put his hands on me because mister with his
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: ug glass over here putting his fucking hands on you,
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: I'm not getting my ass whipped. Stand up funk back bitch,
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: the fuck you cooked this nigga meal? Was he could
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: have been dead two months ago, silly putting that was
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: put a little sugar repeat in his damn for he'd
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: have been dead because you know they said sugar got
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: that ugly woman's disease.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna he looked. That's what the father's head.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: He looked like he'd drink. He'd drink, he'd drank that ship.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: He took that ship to that just like I did
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: with that hawkspit in it with the Hawks. Dad. We
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: ain't we ain't that far removed. We not that far
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: removed from the Hawk tour. No, not not at all. No.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: I think a movie for real, for real, a real
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: legit answer. All of y'all did comedies, comedy, comedy, comedy
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: and comedy.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Barbara Ring wasn't no comedy. Wasn't that print on Tuesday?
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: It was because I was printing on a Tuesday. They said,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I want to see as swiggling.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: I think I'm want to film a movie Apollonia. Let's
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: go to Lake Minnetonka.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: She have on the back, she has on the back
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: of a little motorcycle.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: I didn't say that was linked minute, talker, just take
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: me with you.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Lake Middletonka day was in Baltimore. It had been the Harbor,
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: but that's another story.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: Did you see them? I want to see the horbleless that.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Mofucker is gonna have me on the.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Gotta come back, Sai, because what was gonna fall off off?
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: They gonna have three nipples. They're gonna be looking like
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: the fish and Scott mayor Scott Head. I listened, listen,
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: and you he would if I was his woman, he
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: wouldn't have came back in and god damn house, I
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: would have fucking doust that nigga some fucking something. You
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: ain't coming in there with that, with all them spirits
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: on you from all them bodies. Mm hmm, don't come
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: in here around my baby. Next thing, I know this
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: motherfucker levitating out of the crib because you'd have brought
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: some spirits back because you wanted to go jump your
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: stupid ass in the hall. But with the with the
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: with the paste, the pallions, because you want to prove
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: something branding. Now you got all kinds of shipping your
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: fucking with your all kind of shipping your normal ass.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Fro if I'm in here with the motherfucking life's comb
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: trying to comb shout out your scalp with your stupid ass.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: And your sk What the is this branding?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: What is that? I was just trying, I was.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: I was just trying to bond with the people.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: I was trying to get boats. I had to do
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: what I had to do to carry that boat.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Bro listen, I mean quiet as cat.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Uh. Let's see with me.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Dixon, Oh no, he already beat us. She back home
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: getting ship thrown came I was thinking that it wasn't
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: supposed to have came up.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm sorry talking about like this. She just
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: dodge all night. Might I might be this, but he
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: just started tumbling it out. Okay, are you guys?
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: So my my proposal for Stephen Off of a crime
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: in the city.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Boat Baltimore, it's playing. I'm sorry.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: We do not advocate for domestic violence. However, there are
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: particular moments.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, hold on for our listeners who
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: aren't from Baltimore. Let me let me break down.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I got to I got to I'm sorry, I might
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: be near to this. Let's take a commercial break. Oh yeah,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: so Seana Sanaka can reconstitute herself.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: No, we'll take the commercial you saw commercials.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Bitch, God damn it.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: I thought about it. I said, so those of y'all
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: who are from Baltimore during the mayor Democratic primary season.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: During the primary season, our former mayor, uh, Sheila Sheila Dixon,
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: you know on of one one Dixon, who's now remarried
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: to wife former real housewife of Potomac Robin Dixon schoolmate
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: because no longer going to show. She got fired last
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: season on.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: The day off. Just like sh uh, is you stealing boxes?
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: I like you? But his white too brown for Robin.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: She doesn't listen to the show. Wow. Okay, So so
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: moving past past that, I'm not saying she's wrong. We
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: just want to pass it.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: Our former mayor Shila Dixon, who was a who's the
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: whose local favorite, got got popped several years ago for
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: stealing gift cards the boxes. And it was it was
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: roomined that her boyfriend at the time, who was a
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: developer of something, was was taking on extravagant trips and
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: buying the fur coats and ship and he was buying
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: the Furst. If you r e rs Furst.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: And this is to Stevie go By, you wantn't he
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: bought me a fever.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: So so yeah, she got she actually I don't think
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: she finished the end of her turn, but she got
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: removed from all office and after skipting the gift calls
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: and getting getting you know, kickbacks from her developer boyfriend
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: at the time. So there's recent primary season, she decided
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: that she wanted to rerun for mayor of the city. Yeah,
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: for the city of Baltimore, and it was she was
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: against uh, the current mayor, Brandon Scott Fellow Millennium who's
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Shawn A calls no from on occasion, and h some
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: other people no comment. There's some other people who I
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: don't really don't care about. So she was on doing
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: a TV interview about her position on I think it
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: was w b a L Channel eleven, and uh, she
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: was up in the camera real close not you know,
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: when you get a fat personal TV who don't want
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: to show themselves, so they just do it real close
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: close up from the shoulders up so you can't see
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: you know, all you see is this neck, you see
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: shoulders and up. Speaking speaking as a fat man, who
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: does that, you know, fat people get on camera they
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: don't want to show how big they are. They just
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: show you. They do like to look from like the shoulders,
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: from the collar bones up, so you can't see nothing
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: below that. And she was in the camera, real real close,
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: and they were asking the questions that she looked like
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: she was watching somebody off camera.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Like her voice was gone.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was hoarse, but apparently she had been arguing
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: this whole time, but she was she was answering the
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: questions or trying to answer the questions by watching somebody
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: off camera, and she was in the mind giving an answer.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: And unless you know, Sis, she must have been training
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: with her nephew, because Sis hit that juke real quick.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: She went from her past her head, she hit another
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: one and did the reporter ask her what was happening?
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: No, the reporter stayed fucking professional the entire time. And
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: that's how I know that that wasn't the job that
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: the Lord wanted me tored, because I would have been like, Shayla,
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: what the fuck was saying? Are you okay, bitch? Do
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: I need to call somebody? We need to send the
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: police to the house. Do you want me calling bo
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: the mos? You live in the city, right, you down
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: this way?
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Let me call somebody let's call the city police. Let's
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: get out and base on BCPD. If you watching this,
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: y'all know what she's staying. Get over there because she
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: looked like she's in danger mole.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: So yeah, this and this happened on live TV during
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: the interview. Since was dodging that, like remember remember how
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: George Bush was dodging in boots at the I Want
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: To podium got love.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: He was.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: Was the little Kim move and she like, no.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: That's what I do a Lie.
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: Jones dancing.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: That's how she was looking.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: First of all, nigga, you're supposed to the matrix. M No,
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: I gotta stop drinking on his show. Good.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, she didn't win the primary, Brandon Scott one
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: and you know Republicans don't stand a chance in Baltimore politics,
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: so he's essentially he essentially going to be the mayor again.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: So yeah, next question.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: She needed from break?
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: You do Let's let's let's take a let's take a
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: quick commercial break. Yeah, we'll be right back and be
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: back from the commercial break. You alreright showing.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: You are right. I couldn't help it. I couldn't help it.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: I was trying, Okay, No, no, I was trying. I
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: was trying. I'll felt like he was looking at me.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: I'm about to put the block between This is not
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: Silent Library show. Remember that show on TV, Silent Library
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: that that was my ship?
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I felt like when I felt like
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: when the Russells was doing this Joe they was. They
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: was even meaner with it.
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: Yo.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that I hit with a taser like I
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: couldn't say nothing. It's like, yo, what theer yo? I'm
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: looking YoY YoY. They was just doing you know, they
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: was doing more extreme ship deal with the Russells than
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: they did regular I'm like, yo, friendly, he ain't get
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: this y'all hitting this y'all hitting this nigga with y'all,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: this nigga with rulers like he wet. Come on, yo,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: he's not supposed to say nothing.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: You ain't never got a wet ass whooping before fresh out.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: You thought your mother got fresh off the tough.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: And you if you even thought about calling now one
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: one child you at the door. You think he was good,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: You thought you was good, no cut off.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: And to be like how be like how spotty when
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: he would try to climb his ass and bed with
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: them tighty white. He's on and his father was like,
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: your ass is man?
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: The next question, next question, next question, All right. This
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: one comes from an asked Reddit thread, and the question
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: is what terrible sexit bites would teenage you totally believe?
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: Terrible sexy terrible sex advis.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Your better Brian, Brian Brian kind of right, yo, kind
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: of right, like I bet you better come better even
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: come now or come when I come back, because you
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: got you got thirty pumps.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: When I come back, you got five pumps gonna be
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: slow so you can save for them.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Yo. But nah, show when you really think, when you
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: really think about it as teenagers, your niggas jo niggas
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: is like we were just talked to always. We had
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: to get in and get the fuck out because you
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: never knew when mother was coming home, father was coming home. Well,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: you know it's Baltimore City. Most most don't live with
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: their daddies, but you never knew when people was coming home. Bro.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: You used to hope that she lived with her grandmother
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: because her grandmother used to let everything go.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: Here wasn't when she's watching watch.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Or or you hope that you hope that they pent.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: And it's six o'clock news and seven in World News
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: ABC and.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Then Wheel the Fortune and Jeopardy.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Heyo, this nigga had it made. He ain't never take
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: advantage of because he's scared of us. Keep scared of
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: his mother.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: She was dead for years now.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Yo yo she she wasn't dead when he left the.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: Schools, came home until late after the calls went out
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: for the day.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: This nigga o, This nigga that came home answered the
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: phone when a school called.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: So tried that one time been called back.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: By the way, ma'am uh.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: I called earlier, but I was told you weren't home.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: I thought I would called later in the evening.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Oh ship, oh damn. You actually had a person called.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Thought was oh no, my teacher called one time. I
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: couldn't stand it. No, oh no, no, that means no,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: that means the school.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: No.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: See the school called. The recording called and was like
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: your child, your son or daughter, your child has not
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: been to school to day, or your child and shawn
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: the case, your child was late to school today.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: I was because I'm gonna get my motherfucking bacon, sausage,
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: egg and.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: Cheese from capling this camping's all open.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: No, they can changed that to something else, and then
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: something else again, and then something else again.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is now.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Last time they had some letters on there that I
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: didn't understand, so I stayed clear it is you know
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: what it meant?
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: It could have Yeah, these kids don't know. Like these
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: kids will never know.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: I missed the bus one day. I went to got
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: me a chicken. I walked my ass home.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: That's right down the street. I'll be alrighty.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: No, this was after we moved out of Water Circle
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: and we moved into the house. By then, oh ship,
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: that was a long ass fucking water Now I cut
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: through Water Circle, but that was a long fucking walk.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: These kids will never know.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: But I said, and I said, I forgot something in
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: class and I had to go back and get it
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: in The bus pulled off.
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: But I came home.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Smell like four wings of fries, salt pepper and ketchup
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: on the fries, hot sauce on the chicken.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Ya back then, boy, you know she had and a
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: half and half. She had a I had good needs.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: I smelled that's m s G.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: M s G.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Was you eating this weapon? Was worth them wings. I
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna I ain't gonna hold you looking at you
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: like I thought. I told you.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: Bad sex advice. I was giving.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: That you believed as a teenager.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: You're gonna have to eat it first. Just go right there.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: She's one that couple of times.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: And just bad text advice I was given. Losing your
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: virginity is romantic.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: It was not. It was horrible. It was terrible. It
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: led to the total of three minutes. You was timing it.
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: I got you.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: I got the phone call from your twin called me
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: and said Seana Los. I was like, whitch, where.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: Wait which one?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Nah? The mouth of the nah? Yeah? And then I
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: called I had been the mouth and the finger. Yeah.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: I called Shot. I called Shot like later that day.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: I like you all right, I said, I'm fine.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: It's almost like nothing.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: It was horrible.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: Apartment building, an apartment in an apartment No, no, no,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: not even in the building.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: In the building, not not an actual apartment in the building.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: Floor Shot, floor lasted three minutes. I was like, hey, yo,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: it was horrible. It was two pumps in the swirl.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: I didn't know it was in into the Nigga was
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: making faces and noises and asked me if I loved him.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: It was horrible. It was horrible.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: You know, not the ship.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: If you know who you are and you're listening to
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: this episode, don't cry your mugshot again. Next time, Nigga, don't.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: Get fired on your day off again. Oh that was
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: the definition of getting fired on your day off. So, y'all,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: if I get another Facebook the last time I said something,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: I got a Facebook message talk about it's more important
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: things you could be worried about. And I was like, yeah,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: but that at this moment, this is funny. You could
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: have been Then I got blocked, So it should.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Have been you should have been out of school twenty
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: three years ago, bitch, Wait twenty three five years ago, bitch,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: he was freshman. We was eighth grade when a single bitch.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: Nigga was a senior when we were a freshman. That
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: Nigga was a senior when we were sophomores. Nigga might
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: have been a senior when we was a damn.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's how mass works.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: In his case, that Niggat graduated till O three, but
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: he's supposed he was supposed to graduate in two thousand.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: He supposed on one's supposed to one?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Oh ship, m M, I thought I thought he. I
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: thought he was like the other one.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: If you're listening, I faked it. Not two pumps in
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: the swirl, though, two pumps in the swirl. My tary
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: didn't get popped. I thought it was a finger.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: It wasn't.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: He should well he bragged about the expensive call. Yet,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: I mean it might not be expensive no more. It's
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: probably like a nineteen ninety nine hond the civic now.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: But you know, two thousand, Aaron, what's this bad sex
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: advice you you got as a teenager? I ain't never
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: really get no bad sex advice. However, I did hear
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: jump you could.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: Turn the whole house wife.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Oh ship, I can't do it.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I was sorry.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Oh god, I had to do it. Mhmm. Your car
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: was running down the street.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: Street for four years, right, oh lord?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Two years, not even a year. It was a year
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: that year, nah, that event year. Yeah, legit, legit.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: She went from getting bust in her mouth to getting
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: busted in her mouth. Yo.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: I done, went from you know, I don't went from
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: a relationship relationship, relationship, losing friends and all that ship,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: and you know, it's like, damn, I mean I got
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: I got home the same day or the same day
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: we broke up, the same day or the same day
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: we broke up my mother. My mother told me that
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: she will put my stuff off out. So it's like
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: as a dam got a two for one bitch. She's like,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: she said, I put a ride in the out. I
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: was like, word, you don't notice his car. His car
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: was messing. So how many niggas wasn't the bro it
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: is forty four? It was just me. It was just missing.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: It was just me and uh me and me hoo. Yeah,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: me and me hoo. And at the at the mehole
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: passed out. Then I was like yo, I like hit
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: it twice. That was it. And then next thing you know.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: He pays home from the smell or the liquor.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: There's something in his liquor. I heard.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: So I heard the joke one time. He said somebody
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: said doing that somebody else feels like a like a
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: toaster strude.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: I ain't never done it. Listen, I ain't never busting unction. Yeah,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: I ain't never busting So I man, are we dying?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: Thank you Jesus.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Like my mother said that same She was like, I'm
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: so glad you didn't have you ain't have no kids
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: with her.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: I think we all glad to push steps and no.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Fine girl, yes, especially that last one.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm question we'd have been.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: In court like looks stuff from from big brother to
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: little brother. Did she have had when you met him? Hey?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Oh you know that girl looked like June time.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: No, because I left for work one day and I
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: had it was black and I came home and she
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: had died back blowing and I came on the porch.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: I was like, June t look like okay, first time
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: meeting her. Like, first time meeting her, I ain't even know.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: I ain't even know that was this girl. So it
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: was like, I come over, you know, first time I'll
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: come over here. She's sitting on the couch and Ship,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, how you doing? She looked like
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: she was in gold readings and salutations, look like she
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: could have been a golden child.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: Bro, please please give me the night.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. I was like, oh Ship. Then they
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: said that was Brian. I was like, oh day. Sean
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: was like I mean yeah. Now they broke up and
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: then but then they got back together and then they
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: broke up. I was like, been there before, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: I understand, it happens. We all make mistakes. That nigga
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: see what I'm said. She downstairs, He's like, I don't
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: feel like fucking with you. Did they go ahead downstairs?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, yeah, the couch will your best
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: friend and ship. I don't feel like dealing with you.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead. I'm head out. Yeah, oh oh, junetile.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Next next question, we're going back to the sixth Brown
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: Chicks thread. Yeah, here we go.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: H mm hmmm mm hmm. And this next question, excuse me?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: Is my living boyfriend JB doesn't work. The only thing
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: I ask him. I asks of him is to take
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: care take our son to daycare at eight thirty am
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: and pick him up at five pm and watch him
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: until I get home from work at five forty five.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: All was well in Paradise. One evening, our sun was
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: left behind at daycare after hours. JB wasn't answering his phone.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: I was in panic mode. I sped to the daycare,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: schoop my son, and sped home. Opened the door to
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: find JB passed out with a naked, unresponsive woman lying
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: next to him. Fentna overdose. She's in a coma. If
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: she dies, JB may go to jail. JB mother has
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: asked me to stay by his side for our child's sake,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: but I will never get the sight of him passed
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: out with a neckld woman out of my mind?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: What to do?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Don't drop it, so, don't drop, so, don't drop, so,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: don't drop?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: Soap dom job.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: No, I mean real talk.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: He's asking you to do the bare minimum as a father.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: Son. She ain't even know, she ain't even tripping about
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: you sitting home playing the Xbox all day.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: The bare minimum. Pick up your son from dacad.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: No, but no, no, all that. I just had this discussion.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: Then you brought a bitch back to my house.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: I pay the bills, bitch, and the bitch could possibly.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Die on my good sofa. Then, on top of that,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: apparently he a fiend too. So you don't work.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: Niggas don't know how to good? How good they got it?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: You can't live in my house with Joe up.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: How you paid for the fitt off with no money?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Apparently she probably brought that ship or or he get
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: and oh he got an allowance. M hm go get
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: go get you some nice. Go get you something nice, baby,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: go go go get you, go get your nice.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 7: You need to get at a job, A gerber, a
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 7: jerb Joe my job, Go get you a black job?
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: Can we can I go through this thread of black jobs? Yes? Yeah,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: did your instagram? I want to let y'all finish. Let's
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: get to this question first, I.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Do, ma'am.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: Fuck JB. Let JB go to jail.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: Let him go to jail.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: He gonna get a job in jail. Now, he might
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: only go and make fifty cents an hour, but he
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: gonna get a job in jail.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: Rust of Meston's place is lucrative.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: It is in addition to that, Yeah you.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: Get job, it's going to be fighting niggas five cents.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: You get five cents an hour. Listen, all that's going
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: to do is get you a nice little honey bump
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: from the commis sorry, And you're gonna be sitting there
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: and making making making little making little rhyme and burritos
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: and ship like that old Mexican dude doing slim gems
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: and fucking corn, not puffing corn. Mm hmm.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of stuff in jail. You cann learn
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: how to make makeup out of flyer and ship and yeah, my.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Man, my man made He made Charleston choose out of her,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: out of hers she kisses, gonna make birthday cakes.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: You can make brownies for your brownie. Yo, do all
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: that in jail. Sorry, go to jail, do not pass go.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: Do not collect two hundred dollars, because if you have
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: been collecting two hundred dollars out of jail, you might
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: not be in jail. Now, what's your nigga?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: That nigga gonna get busted. He gonna get busted in
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: like a busted can of biscuits. Bro, good luck with
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: that big nigga named tiny. No to tell you he
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: gonna eat your muffin job, nigga, No, tell you what.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: Are you gonna miss besides him picking your kid up?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you get home at five forty five,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: that means you get off in enough time to probably
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: pick your kid up.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: SCHU going to her.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: He don't pick up to get.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: I would say, I clean the couch. I make sure
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: your baby don't die from my fitinge over those if
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: you got when the came over.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: Go on, go on, group on, and and how you
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: wanted them nineteen dollars clean us, and they gonna come
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: and clean your couch and the corners and the crevices.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: And because I'm fitting to high me wan come do
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: the base work. I hate doing base boards.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Oh so he's gonna so you're gonna use black cock.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: You're gonna use black cock or white cock, not cack nigga,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: that's what.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the joe, the black cock, call the white cock.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: Ch lord having her side, she said the white and
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: she said the black cocks good for the front door.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: White cock is good for the bank chef.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: That lady was funny and ship. But he yes, go
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: ahead and get your little group on and get somebody
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: can clean the house real good. So they no drug remnants,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: you know, and your baby don't funk around it, you know,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: then die and whatnot.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Like short like short the sun and said it off.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: Mm, but I know he drink, he drink cleaner.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: I mean I also felt like he was on. He
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: was here, he was licking, licking lead paint broke because
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: he's like, come on, even at even at that, at
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: that young age, or you know, not to touch that ship,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: that that shit stink. Don't touch it I don't know.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: I got a lot of touches that get lead checks.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: They didn't know.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: I don't want that kind of check.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: He was eating them damn lead paint chips like David's
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: potato chips. Now they get ten thousand dollars a year.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: They give a whole new meaning to the word.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Lads. Yes, poor things, you're going to hell, Emma.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: Before we get to the next question, I'm gonna slide
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: this over the beast so he can read us. Uh,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: this list of black jobs for those of y'all who
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: don't get the content. The last a few weeks ago,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: they did a debate with uh current President Biden aka
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: Sleepy Joe and former president a k A Chest of
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: the Cheeto, a k A what the fuck is this?
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: A k A why?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: And he made a comment about illegal immigrants coming in
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: to take black jobs. So good old black Twitter decided
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: to create a list of what said black jobs may be.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: And Brandon is going to read that list.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: You did that show, have at it be Thank you.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: You did that.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: That was a good one. That was a good one.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: So felonious month.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: I'll be watching the view.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: That was a good hand though, since so Felonious Monk
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: posted a list of black jobs and people added to
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: the thread. So his first one was people who the
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: person who starts the electric slide at events to keep
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: everybody on beat.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: That's a good damn job. That's that's a good job.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Five Brandon Andre Lima uh to that list.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: And the wible Okay that okay, So another one. Plastic
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: bag archivist, the person that keeps the plastic bags in
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: the house under the sync, on the basement, under wraps
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: whenever they come on from the store.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Or on the back door.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: On the back door.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's what mine's at.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: Let's see.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: The person who tells the group chat who are all
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: gonna be there before the event starts?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's a good joke, because sometimes you gotta lie.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: Church Ussia a k a. The Black National Guard. You
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: can't get past them even if you wanted to.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: Because you're not coming into sister Uh. Delonia finished this
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: motherfucking solo because she worked hard on.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: It, and mother Johnes said, come on, two more men's baby,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: you'll be all right. Just wait you want. It's going
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: over to the to the mint bowl. We got mints
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: and uh we got those those strawberry canes and.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: It's a eighteen and right there, and you need to
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: get some cash out.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: For the offer for the second offering the first.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: If you don't want to use cash app they take
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: all that.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Now, amen, try to charge it.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: Let's see the dude that has the good smell of
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: oars that you want to find nowhere else but from him.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: That's yeah, because that pink pussy smells fantastic. I don't
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: know exactly what it is, but it smells fantastic. You're
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: not going to find that Macy's. You're not going to
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: find that in support.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: Maybe down at ma.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Shout out.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: That's the nigga in the corner with with the red
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: beard and the coofie that calls you goddess that that's.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: Maco grand Rising, my queen.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: You find the right ones who also have CDs, d
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: v d v d s and loose.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Ones mhm and books and fake purses.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: Go down there and get you that uh that lawan baton.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: Baton Lewis Viten. The person who is a world star
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: when the fight.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: Breaks out, yep mm hmm, that's a black job.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: Let's see the person that threw his cap in the air,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: during the fight down in Birmingham on the river front.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: That's a black hero.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he should get a Nobel Peace Prize.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: Some bitch posted on Instagram like her mother went down
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: there to go see that meet that man. She did,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: man had I had to have off. I go meet him,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: I meet him.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: I'll take it from lunch and anything.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: So this one, I want to meet the little nigga.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: That the little nigga that jumped out, that jumped up
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: across the boat. Yeah.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they called the Franco Phelps. This one kind of
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: hits close to home. The person who says they're five
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: minutes away when they haven't even left the house yet.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's Brandon.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: That's my job mine too.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: That's Brandon. Brandon just got the shot wing and it's
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: putting his OL's on.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 8: I just got picked my song, like this is not
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 8: the right playlist, go back in now, this don't hit this,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 8: don't hit right now.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: He got a nephew doing it. Yeah now and and
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: and if I heard if one more label trying to
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: start track track, put something.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: Else on lad your own hands. I be stroked.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: The Michelin stars Cheff for the potato salad at the barbecue.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: That's me. That's me.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: That's a very important job. The potato salad and the
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: mac and cheese, very important job.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: Ye macon chee, that's me. I like, listen, kid, kid
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: to start making the rust. So I'm trying ship back
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: a little room.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: Cheesy and that bitch.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: Dying first in a horror movie.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, I mean, there's a few of them. Be made
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: to the end.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: Uh deep Blue Sea, deep Blue, deepest, bluest head.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: Allowed you think about had a condom and that was
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: Lly and deep Blue c He made it to the end.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: He made it to the h mm hmm.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: The Black Boy from Friday to thirty, he almost made it.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: He made it like halfway.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: He almost made.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: But that's another story.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: And then we got Scream and they killed Jada and
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: Omar in the first minute. And these was part of
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: the movie. No nigga, I'm dying call the ambulance Retaina Hall.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: She made it all the way up to like scary.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: Movie for.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see what else. Uh hm, dying halfway through
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: the movie for no damn reason. The person who takes
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: the meat out the freezer.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: The hero.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: And that's when your mother tell you to do it
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: not when you think about it, when you hear a call.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: Pull up in there. I saw it was a post
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: somebody put on Twitter the other day where a person
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: was like, my little brother, my mother told my little
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: brother to take the meat out the freezer before school
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: one day. Instead of doing that, he just ordered groceries
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: from from but from the insta cart.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: So some small kids dudet.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: She was like she wanted to be mad. She couldn't
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: because she had me ready to cook, because it was
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: start out and ready at the house. Walter cook.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: You spent unnecessarily.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: He spent his own chickens and divided up in these
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: zip lock bad.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: You didn't do what I told you to do. That's no,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: But that's the issue. I understand that. But it's like,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: you go, you didn't do what I told you.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: You want to cook it later on.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: That's true. You can't be mad.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: You saved the money because he got his own grocery
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: ferry back.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: This is a good one. A person who sentid next
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: to the girl smoking a cigarette and complimenting the chef
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: or the grill.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Master and bringing them some ice Waterhen you.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: Put your foot in these ribs, they could put your there,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: you put on there. This is another good one. Asking
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: who did the body at the funeral mm hmmm Von
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: Grainge mm hmmm.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: Joseph H. Brown mm hmm.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: What's the it's the funeral home on North Avenue. My
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: family go to North of the Color William William Brown. Yeah,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: that's that's my family.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: It's one of them Browns.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot of Browns. The obituary hoarder aka
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: the Black American genealogist. Somebody always got there. They got
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: a bit church Fro nineteen seventy three in their house somewhere.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: I had an aunt that died before I was born.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: My grandmother still had.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: That old word that one neighbor who knows who, what, where, when,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: why and how?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: That was my grandmother. She was good at her job.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: She was the person responsible for saying that baby needs
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: a coat.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: That was my grandmother, My fucking mother, yo, the.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: Kool aid maker. That was a mean Let's see the
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: person guarding the ribs from the kids at the cookout.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: M m mm hmmm.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we ain't get no ribs when we was kids.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: The fuck we didn't even get Solda. We got the
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: little hougey.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: Juice that was nothing but food, coloring.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: And water. And who was this?
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: You got the shastas? They want the shastas for the
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: kids and their dogs. Got to ask, were lucky.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: If we got shastas, because it depends on what's how
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: of my family. It was some shasters was for the dogs.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: We got Huggies.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: We was lucky.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: We only got sons and somebody had stamps. Yeah, because
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: you can get you get forty huggies for five hours.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: I wish they would see a kid with a soda
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: in there. God, damn hand.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: Different colors yea.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: And you wonder why these kids doing backflips to the
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: damn yod because you thene gave them all that fucking sugar.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: The one cousin who can't play spades.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: That's me.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: That's me, that's me. I never learned.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: I never learned.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: My mother tried to teach me.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: I never learned.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, mommy, trying to teach you how to play spades
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: is scary. Yes, the first time I learned how to
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: play to first time, Mommy.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: Looked at me and was like, are you sure? And
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 5: I said, yeah, I know how to play. She's but
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: do you know how to play?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: And I said I'm just gonna get up and go
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: take a walk with my cousins.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 5: I know the right cud to put out.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: I think m hm, and say you think at a
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: black SPADs table, they have flipped this whole table. Call
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: you all kinds of motherfucking for niggas, shout out the
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: token black guy on the college brochure, the one like this,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: let's see what I want to tell you. You're sitting
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: on the couch doing nothing.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is a good one. The person saying this,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: you know the family function. What The person that says
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: that says this, you nephew at the family function like that?
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: You see you, nephew. Let mess your question.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: The person that says, look, do it?
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 5: Do it?
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: Run in the family.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: You know you see a woman mama, listen, listen, listen,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: But is your mother named Shary?
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: Go ahead? Sure? From from from down there, go ahead.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: We used to call Shell good.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: Kneeds you used to call her good because she was
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: ice cold.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: I said, she still she's still do down there on Baker.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: We used to call her loip.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come and see you later. Yeah, he said, no,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: you say hey, that tell you ma, mama, come to
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: see it later.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: Tell Chauncey said, Hey, Chauncey, just sound like a nigga name.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: Oh the man with the shrine of cologne, mince chewing
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: gum and other pleasant toilet trees in the men's room
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: at the Black Strip Club in the South. Listen, how
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: you doing, your brother? We got mints, we gott cologne.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: You know you want to smell good for these guys
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: up there, These guys like a man smell good.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: In my tip job right there. If you feel in climb, brother,
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: heaven that black ice, enjoy time. It cheeks plenty of
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: my brother, like the money.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: That make noise, but be like the money that I'm silent,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: even better money.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: Plenty of fun of cheeks of plenty. We got plenty
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: of cheeks, light cheeks, dark cheeks, medium cheeks, cheek, small cheeks,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: medium cheeks, all the cheese you could love. The cheks
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: of plenty.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: Cheeks for sega light and poking dots and gunshots. It's
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: a few burn mocks in there to my brother. But
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: she make that thing shake. Oh oh yeah, don't mind
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: to see sessions car she just got she just got
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: bad word from returney to leave.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: Oh gone. And last one the last one the person's
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: bed with all the coats go doing house parties.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: Cham, who is this? You can't.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: It's like.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: Bed, you can put these nowhere, els, you can put
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: them in the closet. You can tell you. We're telling you, like,
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: don't get you.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: Which one is it?
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: The black one, seventy black coats on my fucking bed.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: The one with feathers, the square that took out three,
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: the squirrel fur m the one that smell like being gang.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: I got it, big gay and bergermunt butter. No white diamonds,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: not a white diamonds smell like far away from the
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: Avon catalog. Listen, my people used to sell Avon.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: Grandma got a good wig on to day.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: I stayed with some skin so soft in my fucking
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: house last as long as Avon is still Within the last.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: Couple of years, somebody sent me a damn Avon book
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: and it's like, I'm taking orders.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: But y'all still a rank and Mary Kay and keeping
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: oh Jesus Makay pink riding around.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: Baby.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: You know how Mary Kay, that you had to sell
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: to get that fucking pink car.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: And I think you you can't keep it for more
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: than me, right.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: Not unless you elevate it. Mm hmmm, that's a lot
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: of money. Bright ass pink calls don't never commit no crime.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: They can find you, bitch. Ain't too many Barbie pink
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: calls around here. That's what I thought it was when
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: I was younger. I thought it was a Barbie's car.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: Sean, throw it back to me, back to you, Bob,
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: back to you, bob.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 5: All.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: Ain't we going back to sixth round chicks ship?
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: Oh Lord, here we can.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: Aisha is a friend of me, and she's also my
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: dad's side chick. He moved in with Aisha and would
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: visit my mom to gas like her about getting back together.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: And he was just there at to pawn her jewelry
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: and still clothes for Aisha. My grandma passed Dad bore
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: Isisha to the funeral, and she was wearing one of
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: my mom's wigs.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: I was livid.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: I wanted paid back. I befriended Ayisha bitch was pregnant
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: and invited me to the baby shower. My father is
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: still legally married to my mom. I bought a few
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: cute synthetic wigs and coded the caps with olderest hair.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: Remove them.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: I changed my mind about giving them Tieha and I
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: set the wigs in the box on the curve for
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: trash in stab. I used to snatch them and wore them.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: I didn't stop her. I eash. Your head is now
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: skin bald except for a strip of baby head. I
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: I Easter suddenly bald and very pregnant. Had an epic
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: melt down, and she accused the unborn baby of causing
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: her baldness. My father left her and moved back in
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: with my mom. Mom is happy, but I'm depressed because
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: I think I may have taken the revenge thing too far?
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: Have I gone too far? Should I apologize or confess?
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: How so she can get treatment for her baldness? Advice girl, fuck.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: Aisha a sha ye are the girl that I never had?
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: Fuck your scout, bitch, not fuck your scout. I mean
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: that's what you said. That's what you said. That that
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: shit like she she baldy say.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: The ball head bitch named Masha she ad.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: Ball his scaled way. Ain't got no heroin bad not.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: But seriously, though, fuck her like you are you know
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Like you you fuck her? Bro?
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: Youne made the girl bald? I mean, what's the Yeah
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: you don't got I mean that is technically assault, but.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just well, she shouldn't have been hunting on
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: your daddy, I mean, and she should have been greedy
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: she seeing them wigs was in the trash can Who
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: the fuck takes wigs out of the trash?
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: Who does that?
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: And your mama fool too, because why the fuckers she
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: take his cheek aspect, he didn't cheat it because he
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: just stole your ship to give to the bitch. Ain't
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: got pregnant and brought the bitch to the grandma funeral?
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: Man would I would apologize for nothing?
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 5: Can her pregnancy make you?
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: And some people who say while they're pregnant, Now, I
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: ain't never seen it to that extent, but I know
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: some people who had thing out or yeahful baby, all
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: your juices, they do a lot of stuff that's your skin.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: Don't love nobody.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, sometimes you gotta suffer.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: Now, but I mean legit and this can't no. But
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: in this case, it's like, yeah, bitch, you gotta suffer.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: That's that's your fucking fault. Jesus, break Jesus.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: And he's like, now, why am I in it? How
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 3: you're throwing the stuff I ain't did.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Brin for taking it all the way back.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: This nigga said, kick rocks and Jesus sandals. That's how
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: I be. I mean, I wouldn't apolo drive. Yeah no,
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: it's not. I mean for me, for me, it's not,
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: it's not. It's not worthing. It's not really not worth
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: an apology or like, yo, she did what she did.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: She don't apologize to your mama. Fucker.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 5: She blame your potential sibling. Head.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: That's it. It's your sibling, because who knows what? Alisha?
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: Why you sure?
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: Whatever? The bitch name is welcome true shit.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: Oh well, oh well, okay, here goes something to make
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: y'all giggle a little bit. This is from them out
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: of Asshole thread on Reddit and the title is am
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: I the asshole for refusing to push my old beast
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: cousin around in the wheelchair for a day. I can't
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: wait till we start doing videos. To start doing videos
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: if you want to see to look on their face.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: All right, my continent is approaching six hundred pounds. It
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: requires a mobility school.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: Oh bitch, I'm out.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: Past walking even short distances is very painful for her baby.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: Listen pause her on an episode of My six hundred
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: Pounds Life, six hundred zero zero.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: If Tammy can walk, if Tammy can walk short distances,
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: that bitch can get her bigg as something walk short distances.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: That's a lot to two around pushing you.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: In July, she has an out of state wedding to attend,
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: and I was asked to textee her to and from
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: the event as I am not currently employed, so my
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: calendar is open. Unfortunately, my call will not carry a
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: mobility schooter, so my cousin will be required to use
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: a wheelchair. The problem is that this event is being
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: held in a public park. I can barely push her
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: wheelchair on a paved surface, let a loan across grass
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: and dirt. I tried contacting a couple of rental agencies
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: in the area, but they would not leave scooters in
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: this case because of the off road use. My aunt
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: and uncle have also declined to loan me their truck,
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: which is how my cousin normally gets around. Because I
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 2: have a pretty shitty driving history. I did look into
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: rent in a vehicle that could carry the school, but
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: my cousin cannot afford to pay for that, and obviously,
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: with me being jobless, I can't either.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: Now how to fuck you on afford to rental, bitch.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: The distance from parking to the event area is about
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: forty yards, which my cousin cannot handle walking About the
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 2: best solution anyone came up with is that the party
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: has a flat bed that they're using to tote supplies
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: from the car, But my cousin says she would feel
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: humiliated having to be rolled in like that. My cousin
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: is furious with me, saying I'm shaming her and by
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: saying I cannot push her, Well, I'm shaming her by
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: saying I cannot push her, But I feel it's the
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: honest truth, like one hundred percent, the thin wheels of
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: the wheelchair want to dig into the ground, and I
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: am not strong enough to handle that. My cousin has
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: done a lot for me in the past, so I
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: feel bad saying no, but I feel like I looked
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: into every option at this point. Am I the asshole
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: for not being willing to just go and give it
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: the old college?
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: Try?
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: Also, please do not degrade my cousin. I know I
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: can't stop you, but it's all been said before. Please
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: and thank you.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 3: So if the wheelchairs falls over in the grass, who picking?
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 6: Hum?
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: We gotta be realistic about this.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: How you doing?
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 3: You know what I would do as a cousin, baby,
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 3: He goes some binoculars. We can watch from the parking lot.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: Somebody set the phone up. You're gonna have to stream
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: this since how you doing?
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: My name is Aaron.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: Asshole usually usually dot dot dot.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: First of all, No, no, just just no, like I
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: don't give a goddamn you're gonna be mad at me.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: That's cool. You could be mad at me. I'll I'll
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: embrace that.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 3: Fuck.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not. It's like they're not trying. They're not
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: trying to they're not trying to give me. They're not
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: trying to give me. No give me no no extra
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: scooter because off road use your hove around. Won't go
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: around this bitch. Don't look at me. Don't look at
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: me right now? Wait?
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: Can they get it like a smart call?
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: I'm at the Grand Canyon in my over for that
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: orrid school, bro, I'm just son.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: We'll take another commercial break. So we're gonna take another
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 3: commercial break. Yeah we're yeah, we'll be back with our answers.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: Just look at Little Jesus. We'll be back, y'all, And
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 3: we're back from the commercial.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: Break, so hey, welcome back. So what I was trying
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: to say.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 3: Was somebody, somebody got a Chevy Silver ride over a
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 3: blaze or f three fists three.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm heavy duty, heavy duty. Now you need a
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: seven fit. You need a seven fifty with Larryott. Oh yeah,
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: King Ranch or the Laredo.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 5: I will put a couch on the pallet and just
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 5: pick it up with a fork lift, because.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 3: When she tumbled.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 5: I just just gotta make sure you don't lift the
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 5: folks two eyes so it stays in it. Don't call
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 5: you lift certify, y'all.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 4: You gotta make sure the folks staying in stability triangle
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 4: so that the weight distribution.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, imagine that you had the wedding the brass and you.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: Just hear he y'all, y'all remember y'all, y'all.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 3: Say, now, y'all say check.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 5: It out right?
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: Oh surely here, I'm man to the whaty No, they
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: can't put me down, but I mean to get married.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 3: This is so beautiful.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: I bet she's gonna break that fuel.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: You're too far forward, y'all saying I ain't no six
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 2: hundred pounds. I weigh one seventy five.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: Hen what that bitch? That's your toe? Now? Yo? Fuck you?
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: Oh jesus, listen, I'm sorry. Listen, you imagine those wedding
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: you better zoom meeting this ship, bro, could.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 3: You imagine those wedding photos?
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: Can you load? A lady in the back a little
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: more in her head, her hands cut off of the picture?
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 3: Hey show, hey girl, bag no kissbody give me a plate?
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: No, not getting myself? All right, come on, raz No,
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: she ain't gonna get no fucking plate, because then that
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: that be, that'd be the straw.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 3: Should just be at the buffet table.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: No, that would be the straw. You know, you know
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: the Garfield opening when it's I'm sorry the Animaniacs opening
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: with yacko who having a I mean, wacko is having
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: a snack.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: You're not gonna fast shame.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not fast shaming at all. But what I'm saying
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: is you give her a plate. That might be that
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: might be the straw that breaks the cant that breaks
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: the fork clift. God damn, like yo, it's already it's
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: the fork clift is already built. The whold A certain
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: amount of weight and then you get it. Why the
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: fuck out laughing that this is real ship, nigga, this
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: is physics.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 3: You can avoid all this by just getting a pickup truck.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: No, no, you can avoid all this by just having
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: her watch the ship from the fucking car on zoom
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: from her house.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, cousin, Lisa facetomas in hold hold on girl, No, Tina, Look,
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 3: it's called a stand.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: See everything on Facebook message.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 3: You're on Facebook live.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: Lift it out? Oh sure to put the fun back up?
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 5: Oh sorry, y'all.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: Zoom man, because I need to see the kiss. Let
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: me see the cake.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 3: Cake probably delicious.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: That's why you're big ass want and goes to his
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: motherfucking wedding so you can eat. It can be funny.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 3: She's in the wimp looking at the phone.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: I ain't no, damn Kate, that not even there, man.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 4: I want to know what she wore to the wedding,
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 4: because if you if you're worried about, there's plenty other things.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I don't want to fashiame you, but things embarrassed.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not a small bit more important to worry.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 5: About than to be pulling up to the wedding and
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 5: the flat bed. At least people will understand why you
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 5: pulling up to the big.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 3: Body.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 5: Gonna look at your big ass and say why she
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 5: why she hid a flat bed.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: They're gonna say in the fork lift. That might raise
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: a couple of eyebrow.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 4: I mean, it might draw some attention. But to start
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 4: backing up about it, she don't have any she wants.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: The house.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 3: Why the pastor got a ball spot?
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 2: Speaking the ball spot, y'all seen videos that they've been
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 2: doing about mister chime time.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 5: No, that's my guy's feeling open.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: So he leaned down.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: He did a review on somebody and in one of
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: the videos, he leaned down and he circled.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 3: Wait, you know, mister chim tim I got he took us.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: The ship out of me.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: I ain't been saying his videos late.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: I haven't seeing his videos lately.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: I have found the other guy on TikTok the way
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: to do, like the Keith Lee reviews.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what is this day?
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 2: Oh God something TV. He took us the funk out
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: of me. In my life, that nigga is hilarious, y'all.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 2: He was like, it's a bitch, and everybody bitch bitch,
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 2: that nigga is funny, mister chime time ball spot.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: They was putting in it and all kinds of it
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: was bad. It was bad.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 2: I don't think you're the ass whole You've tried to
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 2: find solutions. You're doing what you're doing off the kindness
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: of your heart. If the car is not big enough
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 2: for you to fit the school, and I'm concerned about
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: what size the car is and if it's going to
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: be able to support her weight in the first place,
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 2: I'm more concerned. I'm no concerned. So no, you're not
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 2: the asshole. I mean you try to come up with
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 2: other alternatives. I don't know what else to tell you.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 5: But at the same time, beggars can't be choosing.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 4: So if her big ass don't want to get on
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 4: that flatbed, then you're gonna have to figure out another
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 4: alternative or you just can't go.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 3: You can't, right, it's your job to come up with that.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 3: I'm just taking you don't It's time I job to
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 3: pay for everything.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: You're already about to fuck the shots up in my
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: golf Where do you work from me?
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 2: What are you waiting for.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: The shocks for you to stop eating so you can
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: get gas your bypass sagery because I'm.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: Telling you but on an episode of My Six Hundred
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 2: Pounds Life, it's gonna change your world.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 1: No, because doctor now gonna hurt the fucking feelings.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 2: Well, sometimes your feelings gotta be hurt. Judge Mansion said
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 2: that he shamed people in his show because sometimes you
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: gotta shame folk to to get them.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do what they supposed to do.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Sometimes you got to bring a little shame
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: if you try to talk to them regular and they
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: ain't getting it. Sometimes you got to put your foot down.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, put your foot down up, but you fall off.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 1: You got to put your foot down. She can't.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 2: It might fall Yeah, it might fall off from the diabetes.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: Diabetes.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 5: Is the wedding? Do she got time to lose any No?
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 1: Nah, they was talking about she coming down. She coming
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: down like that weekend.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 3: No, damn trying God damn mm hmm.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: Damn. That's bad. That's bad.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 5: Let that go, brod.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: It's funny.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 1: But why got that? I got that? You went into
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: the barber shop said I want the Candon yards. Why
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: Barba said say less?
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 3: Why Sometimes you got to woldn't let go? No where
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 3: to hold them? No, where to fold them shave it off.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm mm hmmmmm.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 3: Speaking up, I need I can't talk sas. I need
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 3: to shave my own damn here, I adn't do it
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: last night. My more roof is open.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 1: M m m mmm.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: I shaved my shit weekly. Listen.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 1: I looked, I thought about it. I thought about shaving it,
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, I'm gonna do it. But
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 1: then I was like, cool, not yet, but yeah, that
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 1: should go.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 2: Anything else shown, I got two more questions than be done.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: Okay her. Both of these last two questions are coming
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: from six brown chicks, of course.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right. My fiance maris saying I moved in
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 2: with my grandmother because she has the mentor you in
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: these constant cave Branhma has two elderly cats, Cotton the
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: white one and Pepper, the great one, and they need
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 2: help to I work for home and Marissa has nursing experience.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 2: So for the first few months things worked out, but
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 2: I found my grandmother's mental issues are affecting Marissa. Marissa
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 2: refused to sex. She says she's not a loose woman.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 2: That's something my grandmother used to say. Marissa used to
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 2: be loose as fuck with me, and that's why we're engaged.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 2: Marissa cries about her dead husband. She doesn't have a
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 2: dead husband, my grandma does. Finally, I overheard my grandma Malissa,
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 2: talking to Cotton and Pepper about pulling their way around
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 2: the house. Marissa said, Cotton, you should be getting free
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 2: food in the street and bringing it back home to
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 2: keep our bills down. Cotton, a fucking cat, licked her
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: pause and ignored them. Marissa has lost her mind, so
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 2: the wedding is off. How do I keep the limit
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 2: arrangements as it is with Marissa providing free in house
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: help for my grandma while I start.
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  Speaker 1: Dating other women?
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  Speaker 2: Sir, sir, sir, stop women, sir, saying, your grandmother are
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: going to bike you this thing that is referred to
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 2: as a ship pie. Okay, stop sucking.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 1: With the people, or she gonna make him my powd spaghetti.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, don't eat nothing read in the house.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 3: This tastes a little bit just like pennies. Pennies twin
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 3: to it.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 1: Did you put sugar in this sauce?
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sugar, special sugar.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 1: Eat it diabeats. She was preferring to her dead husband.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 2: She was talking about your ass because I think they
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 2: got an insurance policy and you, my guy.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 3: Well, that's disgusting. I don't I don't know what to say.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 1: You're be fucking fuddled.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 5: Yes, what is his best idea? What does he think
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 5: the best way for him to get what he wants?
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 1: Because I don't I want to know how he thinks
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 1: that's gonna work.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, Like, you want to stay here,
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 2: continue to take care of your grandmother.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 1: For free?
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 3: And what is she getting out of it?
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 5: I guess conversations ain't because she ain't.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 3: Hey miss Alan, Hey girl, how you doing. I'm here
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 3: watching your day? Your grandson he out on.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 2: You got a birthday coming up, don't you?
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah? God see fit you know you know the Lord's
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 1: the little willing, you know?
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 3: Baby?
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 1: You know me?
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: I be thirty two on my next birthday.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 3: I mean that said thirty two, Baby, I'm in ninety two.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 3: It's one of them numbers with the three and I
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 3: think it's three. It's a three and ninety two, baby, huh.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 3: Hen't give me my worths from from off the county. Listen,
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 3: got a fresh bag from the store. I love me
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 3: some words praise the Lord. That's church candy. Hold on this, sister, Evelyn.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 3: We got we're playing for the usher board annibverchery this week.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 3: Heyl sister, Hey, praise the Lord Saints.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 1: What I thought? Are pregnant again?
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 3: M hm?
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 1: Does she know who the daddy is this time? No? No?
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, Lord had mercy.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 3: But she got a she got a girlfriend.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 1: How did we?
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 2: She wanted them lessonings?
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 1: She a bull dagger. That's where my grandmother called somebody.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 1: I said, what you've been looking like? What the hell is?
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 5: What is that?
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 1: Sorry? Final question?
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 2: Your six bro oh Lord. Two years ago, I met
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 2: Rashid at a friend's cookout. He's an attorney.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 1: We hit it off, dated.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 2: Herd for four months before I found myself damn near
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 2: begging him for sax. Rashid, I'm attracted to you, but
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 2: I'm in a receiving phase. I asked for more info.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: He said, some men give the d some men received.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 2: I'm fluid. I give him received. I'm in my receiving.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 1: Phase right now.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: It's my kind of main person. I distanced myself. About
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 2: a month later. Rashid said that he missed what we
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 2: had and exd if I would agree to be his
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 2: public girlfriend. Rumors are spreading about him at work and
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 2: he needs a girlfriend.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 1: I agreed.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 2: I figured that if we're pretending, I could eventually make
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 2: it real. I've been to a work event with him
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 2: and I'm on his socials, but we still haven't had sex.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 2: He likes to receive or but doesn't reciprocate. I know
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 2: that once he's in his giving phase, the dick will
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 2: be amazing. It's been a year. How long should I
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 2: keep this up?
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 4: Ma'am?
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 1: A year with.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 5: Nothing in return?
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 9: Hey, it's like, come on, come on, come on, job
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 9: my girl heard anybody I know something with you?
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 1: Little nigga?
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 3: Are ye sucking dick for a year?
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 2: You're a beard, he imagines. Imagine that you're somebody must
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 2: him when you're down there, ma'am? Did he make you
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 2: take your egg off? Does it make take your egg off?
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 2: Just listen, listen. Niggas gonna make you take your egg
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 2: off while you're giving here, they take your ship and
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 2: put it in a ponytail. Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, you can't
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: be serious.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 3: He not in his giving face, He and his receiving fad.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 2: And if he when he is in his giving phase,
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 2: He's not gonna be giving it to.
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 1: You, no, baby, Now, he and his receiving face. You better,
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 1: you better, you better get a big strip on. Call it,
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 1: call it big bend, because that's the only way you're
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 1: gonna that's the only way he going.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 2: Maybe he doing the bending.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: Nah, he getting bent over.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 3: He doing the bending.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 2: He getting bent over? And when he get back into
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 2: his giving phase, he's gonna be doing the bending.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say something controversial that I normally wouldn't say,
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 3: but you deserve him. Because if you stuck with this
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 3: nigga for a whole year and ain't got nothing from him, nothing, Nathan,
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 3: not a zilch mouth full of.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 5: Dick and a throat full of come. I'm trying to
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 5: figure out.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 1: You. You ain't.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 4: You ain't asked this man for no type of allowance
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 4: or nothing. You just sucking dick for free, just hoping for.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 3: The hope dream she was hoping hope. Look here, meek Mill.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 1: Three hundred and sixty five days, sixty six.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 3: On these dreams in nightmns are yours and yours alone?
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 3: Enjoy them? And when his boyfriend pops up and that'sh
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 3: just you out they're gonna thank you for your service
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 3: and send you on your way.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna go girl with your the boyfriend,
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 1: and the boyfriendbably already around. That's that's just Jim buddy.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 1: He out there, he out there playing racquetball.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 5: And and you sucking dick when he's busy yup, and they.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 1: Could come in the house like you had a bad
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 1: day of work. He asked, should you publicly be his girlfriend?
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 5: Just publicly?
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 2: You are his beard because when you are a beard,
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 2: you're supposed to get some benefits from being the beard.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 1: Bitch.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 2: Where are you benefiting from?
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 1: What are you getting? Ye?
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 2: An occasional hair in your tooth? If this nig manscape,
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 2: what are you getting?
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 1: You might be taken care of him.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 5: Sounds like she getting as straight when he asked for it.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 2: Because as straight, bitch, that's what's happening.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 1: I shan't. I fucking won't. I will not, I shall not.
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 1: This is something. Oh my god, I just want to
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 1: know is it worth it?
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry if you old enough to be out here
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 3: working a second dick, and you after you're not get
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 3: getting nothing. You questioned, it m.
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 2: Now you're questioning that, the fact that you went back
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 2: to him after he told you in your phase, I
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 2: said he was in his uh fucking receiving.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 1: Phase. There's no such thing, ma'am.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 2: He definitely looked in your face, told you from the
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 2: get go that he was bisexual.
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 1: At the least, he ride as Briandon would saying, he
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 1: riding Hershey Highway, all curve, all breaks, no curves, ma'am.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 1: He's just not that into you.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 2: He don't want you. You ain't the right gender.
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 1: I mean no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 1: no nope. Let me say that. Let me say this,
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 1: even if she is, even if she is the right
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 1: gender baby, even if she could be the right gender,
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 1: but it's like, Ao, he not into you. He just
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 1: want like he he don't see himself. Because Keeter will
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 1: saying when you when you had sexual person, you you
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 1: you you're signing up for that potential for everything, for
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 1: anything to happen, whether it's baby, whether it's baby's STDs whatever,
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 1: And it's like with even if you got to con more,
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 1: but it's like, hey, he don't want you.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 2: He and his receiving phase. Don't be surprised if he
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 2: I'm coming home.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna use that. I remember receiving. I remember receiving.
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 2: Don't be surprised if you come home to strap On
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 2: in the bed and him grinning like a chest shot
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 2: at and he wants you to bend his I'm just like, babe,
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 2: I got us a prize.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 1: So I know you. I know you were talking about them.
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 1: I was in my receiving phase and now I'm in
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 1: the giving and I decided to give you sass my rose.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 2: But oh Lord, had mercy lower head, Mercy fix it,
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 2: Jesus fix it today, not tomorrow, not today, after today.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, bro, mm hmm, you know what I mean?
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 5: A little Wayne.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 2: He was like, mm hmmmmm, I'm ready to see mm hmmmm.
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 1: Why you been over like that?
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 2: I heard that said, been that ass over?
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 1: I let that.
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 2: Shake that ass bitch.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 1: Hands on your knees, Hands on your knees, hands on
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 1: your knees. I'm just following instructions. How you doing.
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 3: To the op girl?
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 1: You stupid can't.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 3: The ball is fucking nothing, just you stupid, and you
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 3: deserve what you're getting after fucking year to Raheen or Rasheen,
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 3: better name your name is brother. She how you doing?
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 3: I mean, I ain't mad at you because you is
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 3: this person delayed or something?
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 1: Because she gotta be some name, right.
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 3: You're taking advantage of somebody. You need to go to
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 3: jail with that lady from the Lanessa's finesse. But this brother,
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 3: but he needed to teach classes because I mean, good lord.
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 1: I ain't gotta give up nothing, bro, and I'm getting everything.
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 5: If my friend came and.
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 2: So, if I had a friend and she had some
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 2: ship like that to me, I would stare at her
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 2: down in blue ivy.
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 1: What teach me a way? Did you hear what you
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 1: just said? Let me learn, Let me learn.
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 2: Let meet this nigga because he is the ultimate Fanessa.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 2: He might can teach me some things. Let me sit
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: under you, Vanessa bank. Loan out of the damn bank
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 2: to start my business because this nigga is the ultimate Vanessa.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 2: This nigga is a finessa.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 1: This niggam like around to be the next president. America
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 1: is in its receiving face. I didn't have ex relations
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 1: with that woman. I mean I caught to head with me.
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 2: You don't ask me that.
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 1: You asked if I have relations with her? Relations with me,
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 1: you got to be more pacific?
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 3: All right? Well is that it?
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 2: Fortunately?
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 3: Yes, thank god. Before let's go before we end up
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 3: getting finessed. If you have any questions, feed back, follow
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• 1:55:30
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• 1:55:32
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• 1:55:37
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• 1:55:40
  Speaker 3: the podcast. Brian, thank you for coming on the show.
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 5: Thank y'all for having me. It was fun.
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 1: It was fun.
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 3: Georgia's asked questions, fuck my head up. I'll tell you
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 3: that mind too.
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 2: We got momy a couple of episodes ago.
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 3: We are in our receiving phase, so please send us
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 3: an email, drop us a comment. We are willing to
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 3: all of those things. I ain't no goddamn receiving phase
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 3: as in the podcast. Yeah, okay, Wine and all that
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 3: is in this receiving phase, that's we are. We need subscribers,
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 3: we need we need likes, we need comments, We need
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 3: y'all to share this ship. Unlike Rachenes ask, we will
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 3: give y'all laughs and return.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, and and one more team, one more
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• 1:56:43
  Speaker 3: You want okay Aaron. With that being said, wine not
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 3: that I just.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 1: Said menag don't say sweet red blind. I read that straight.
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know, we don't know the name.
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 1: All bitch named dogs said we need from Baltimore.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 3: Her name I'd be sweet rare believe.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 2: Minda be named and that she might dance down at
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 2: two o clock club.
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 3: With that being said, we thank y'all, We love y'all,
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 3: and we'll be back next week with an all new episode.
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 3: Bye y'all, Bye, oh Teddys