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If you were pregnant and had to name your child after a FIFA world cup player this year – who will it be?? · Anele and the Club on 947

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  Speaker 1: Wake up with up Sang.
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  Speaker 2: And the Club on nine four seven. Spirit thought for
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  Speaker 2: my friend, Now I love her.
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  Speaker 1: What's happening?
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  Speaker 2: She is due to pop anytime now.
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  Speaker 3: She's pregnant, yes, and her husband is World Cup crazy.
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  Speaker 2: She is having a boy.
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  Speaker 3: So chances are this little boy at the moment, his
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  Speaker 3: name is on the way, that's what.
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  Speaker 2: They're calling him.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, John Ozi on the way, on the way, you know,
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  Speaker 3: at the moment, that's the boy's name. But I'm telling
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  Speaker 3: you now, her husband MK is this close. She named
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  Speaker 3: me that child Leonel Macy.
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  Speaker 4: This close because he's been watching the World Cup this close.
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  Speaker 2: What a great time stamp. Okay, but that's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: If you are a woman and.
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  Speaker 3: You're pregnant, now, my angel, my ange, oh you are
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  Speaker 3: in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: Your man's going to have a few ideas for names.
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  Speaker 2: And so this is what this conversation is about. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: if at.
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  Speaker 3: This moment you have to name your child after somebody
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  Speaker 3: in the World Cup.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what would you name them?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so any any team or it doesn't have to
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  Speaker 4: be the winning team.
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  Speaker 2: Did you can even call them if you want real daughter?
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  Speaker 1: Right? You know what I'm saying yeah, yeah, yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: like Earling Kambule.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you see, I wouldn't go for Early.
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  Speaker 3: I'll call him Hollandland and I'd literally call my child
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  Speaker 3: Holland and.
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  Speaker 1: Halandland.
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  Speaker 2: There that sounds great.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Sindy Harland.
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  Speaker 5: I think if my kids, I think my kids would
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  Speaker 5: name their children Jude. They are so obsessed with Jude
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  Speaker 5: billing about the moment.
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  Speaker 2: It would have to be a Jude. But I don't
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  Speaker 2: blame them.
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  Speaker 5: But there are some real interesting names at this World Cup.
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  Speaker 5: Can you imagine exactly that Halanded.
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  Speaker 1: Toy Harland the toy ya ya mean?
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  Speaker 2: Kisi?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Look, I mean I'm just saying name is not what
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  Speaker 4: it's about, is it. It's really about the name?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, Frank, you do.
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  Speaker 3: I want to say the surname is because a lot
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  Speaker 3: of you people are picking names for your kids and
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  Speaker 3: you're not saying it out loud with the surname that
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  Speaker 3: you that they also have to fall into.
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  Speaker 2: Are you looking to me for the name of a
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  Speaker 2: soccer player?
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  Speaker 1: Which one is the one you don't like?
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  Speaker 2: Lamini?
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  Speaker 3: Actually, yes, that's it, because it's a Missy Lamini situation.
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  Speaker 1: You could you name?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it would make really make sense to name
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  Speaker 4: your child after a goalkeeper, like you can't call him Ronwin.
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  Speaker 2: No, you could name your child after a goalkeeper.
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  Speaker 1: The goalkeeping involved.
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  Speaker 3: I would name my child after the cape Verda goalkeeper.
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  Speaker 3: What's his name, Cindy for.
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  Speaker 1: Zinger, Yes for Singer.
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  Speaker 2: For zing Like, that's it.
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  Speaker 3: That's a strong name, strong name, strong linger.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, look, everyone's gonna name it after their
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  Speaker 1: favorite player. And that's what Robiski saying. Who's been your
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  Speaker 1: favorite player in the World Cup?
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  Speaker 2: Oh one one eighty eight thirty eight. Now, what's the FIFA.
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  Speaker 5: President's name, Gianni Infantino.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm not naming my child oh one one
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  Speaker 2: eighty eight thirty eight.
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  Speaker 1: Although Infantino and good luck does ever ring to it?
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  Speaker 2: And what school does he goes to? That kid's going
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  Speaker 2: places that he's skipping school.
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  Speaker 1: That kid is ending up at a commission.
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  Speaker 2: I'm calling us peasant.
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  Speaker 5: How does it sound when the bank phones him.
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  Speaker 2: To sell him something?
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  Speaker 1: Depends what they say? Good morning? Can I speak to
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  Speaker 1: mister in fun Tino.
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  Speaker 3: Infantinooo oh one one eighty eight thirty eight.
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  Speaker 2: Nine four seven.
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  Speaker 3: If you had to name your child after somebody in
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  Speaker 3: the World Cup, at the moment, look at the situation,
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  Speaker 3: look at the lay of the land. Okay, what are
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  Speaker 3: you naming them? It could be anything at the World Cup.
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  Speaker 3: It could be a referee that you liked. It could
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  Speaker 3: be a player.
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  Speaker 2: That you like.
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  Speaker 3: It could be a coach that you liked, or even
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  Speaker 3: a country.
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  Speaker 1: What capa detoit?
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  Speaker 3: Come here, your dad's here to fix zero eight four
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  Speaker 3: double zero double there nine four seven.
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  Speaker 2: Get involved.
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  Speaker 6: Please, please, Colored people are already suffering enough. We already
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  Speaker 6: have your Beyonces and Moyesias and Ronaldos.
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  Speaker 2: Please we cannot have orlans walking around. I would name
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  Speaker 2: my child, I know, I know, I would make it
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  Speaker 2: far that I name my child. She go alay to.
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  Speaker 2: Mine would be hydration, Yes.
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  Speaker 1: About hydration.
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  Speaker 2: Nailed it, absolutely nailed it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, listen, I I don't mean to come
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  Speaker 3: for my calored population.
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  Speaker 2: But I did meet a Cardi B the other day. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: he little kid was called Caddy B and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: is that your nickname? No, ma'ma called that one Cardi B. Eldorado.
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  Speaker 2: You on need to be stopped. You need to be stopped.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, coquetto.
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  Speaker 6: I would doing my my child, dude, I love that name.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love the song.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, don't make it.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if he was named after the song.
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  Speaker 6: But it's such a cool name.
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  Speaker 2: It's a really cool game.
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  Speaker 3: And then he's also cool, and then he's told and
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  Speaker 3: then he's good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's just everything. Okay, So what's your surname?
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  Speaker 1: Jude Loco?
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  Speaker 4: Oh oh, that's someone destined for standard bank sea level.
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  Speaker 3: Or a criminal TRIALA hands over to Jude Loco.
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  Speaker 2: I love it, I love it. Go get so. Thank
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  Speaker 2: you so much. You're on the money. Thank you still
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  Speaker 2: doesn't sound as good as Cardi B.
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  Speaker 1: Williams.
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  Speaker 7: Greg Listen, I'm sitting twenty ten. When I was in
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  Speaker 7: grade nineteen twenty ten, my Fisher child's name then was
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  Speaker 7: a Koomi and today it's still it's gonna be Who's
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  Speaker 7: dam I.
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  Speaker 6: Know the guy who named his child after Engli Maria.
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  Speaker 2: You called him Mariam.
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  Speaker 1: I would name my child far Varvalala. I love that because.
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  Speaker 3: It has been a world Cup of var Vara Sharika
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  Speaker 3: Ian Randburgh, good morning.
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  Speaker 8: Good morning, mom, How are you well? Thank you?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 8: You know who? Yeah, you know who? I will name
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  Speaker 8: my my son yo one. We are from the Democratic
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  Speaker 8: Republic of Congo after fifty two years of not qualifying,
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  Speaker 8: and our first game was worth Portugal, and everybody kept
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  Speaker 8: on saying that Portugal is going to cook us. We
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  Speaker 8: are going to lose seven and yes, what it's called
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  Speaker 8: our first work cub go after first four years.
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  Speaker 3: Look, that is a tall glass of water after a
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  Speaker 3: long walk in the desert. But now, Sherika, it needs
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  Speaker 3: to make sense. So what's your surname?
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  Speaker 2: Polar pet POOLA?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that pet puller and writing this town on you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so you're Joan? Do you want his name and cinema?
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  Speaker 1: Just you An?
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  Speaker 8: There's name your one? Okay pull Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Johan? We sa ta pet POOLA. Yes, that is
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  Speaker 3: a mouthful. I don't I don't see how that's gonna
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  Speaker 3: fit into any passport.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 8: But you want the second name and last name?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you want tape Pola. That works for me.
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  Speaker 3: And you know what, just for fun, let's put the
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  Speaker 3: R in front of your hand because the entire World
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  Speaker 3: Cup people are calling the Democratic Republic of Congo dot
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  Speaker 3: dot Congo.
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  Speaker 8: You understand, do you understand? No, it's not your one, Wissa,
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  Speaker 8: It's gonna be lean now pat goalkeeper?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, you can't go stop it now you don't.
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  Speaker 8: Because I'm between Oh you.
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  Speaker 3: See, but then go one other days where your twin
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  Speaker 3: names have to have to sound like each other, right,
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  Speaker 3: are the ones with it's a blade and slade type
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  Speaker 3: of thing. Now it's doctor Johan Wisa tape Pola And
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  Speaker 3: who's the other one?
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  Speaker 8: Loan now Firstyla Leon now Massy No, not messy and
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  Speaker 8: fatty perty yes.
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  Speaker 2: No, babes.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to be your kid teachers at all.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much for the school.
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  Speaker 2: My brain.
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  Speaker 3: My brain is fried Mussonati in olive thel. Good morning,
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  Speaker 3: good morning, are you fantastic?
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  Speaker 2: Are you pregnant at the moment? Mussonati, No, I.
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  Speaker 6: Gave birth in April, which is leading us to the
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  Speaker 6: World Cup because he was leaving up to the World Cup.
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  Speaker 6: I think the World Cup was supposed to set in June.
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  Speaker 6: Everybody called my son project and Babbi.
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  Speaker 3: Project okay, okay, and then what what did you end
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  Speaker 3: up telling?
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  Speaker 2: Homer face, which was the final name.
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  Speaker 6: I told all, but everybody calls him project baby. I
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  Speaker 6: don't think people know his real name, even like when
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  Speaker 6: they check up on someone or else, how's projecting? Babbet
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  Speaker 6: doing and I'm like, do you guys even know this
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  Speaker 6: kid's name?
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  Speaker 2: No, they don't care.
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  Speaker 3: And then when Project and Bubby was saying home in
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  Speaker 3: the semi final, how are things in the household?
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  Speaker 6: It was very sour because Babe's father was very sick.
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  Speaker 6: And I now know something about soccer because of that,
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  Speaker 6: because I knew nothing about soccer before.
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  Speaker 5: Though.
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  Speaker 2: It was very sour and it wasn't it wasn't more
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  Speaker 2: breadth from the baby. It was because no, No, it
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  Speaker 2: was Franz was going home. I liked projecting Bubby.
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  Speaker 4: That kid is stuck with his nickname for his own life.
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  Speaker 4: That's a great nickname, though, Can you imagine if.
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  Speaker 2: He wants to play cricket?
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  Speaker 3: They're like, no, how you're project in, Bubby, it's in
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  Speaker 3: your name.
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  Speaker 2: You cannot you imagine if you wants to play chess.
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  Speaker 7: Yo, It's back to making your morning in La and
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  Speaker 7: the Club On nine four seven,