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Full Show 12-17-25: Polite Porch Pirate Winner - Amanda · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome looking
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  Speaker 1: through the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: Are you ready?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? What are we ready for Christmas?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I am eight days away?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah right, it's the seventeenth.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, correct?
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  Speaker 2: God, where did twenty twenty five go? I feel like
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  Speaker 2: it was just May. May feels like it was yesterday,
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  Speaker 2: but May also feels like it was two years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Time has warped for me.
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  Speaker 3: I think we're in a different timeline than we should be.
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  Speaker 2: I know I was this the Mandela effect?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we went down the wrong rabbit hole.
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  Speaker 4: I look, I could go down this rabbit hole for
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  Speaker 4: a minute. I can tell you where it started to
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  Speaker 4: where Harambe. I think it all started with Harambe and
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  Speaker 4: now we're here. It's an Iceberg effect.
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  Speaker 3: It went down. It all started with that, and every
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  Speaker 3: bad thing that's happened since.
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  Speaker 2: Because of that one event. Somebody just go message producer
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  Speaker 2: Blake on social media. You can talk about this on Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: What's your Instagram? Producer dot Blake? That's it anyway, Good morning, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: thank you for being here. We appreciate you. If you
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  Speaker 2: want to call the show eight three three five O
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  Speaker 2: Ybama is the number. Good morning is what the hell?
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  Speaker 1: Headlines on the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: A woman said a delivery driver stole her cat while
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  Speaker 2: dropping off a package. Why how do you just took
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  Speaker 2: the cat as a cat porch pirate? This was not me.
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  Speaker 2: Just wanted to make that clear. And Amazon delivery driver
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  Speaker 2: dropped off a package at a home in California and
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  Speaker 2: then took a cat from the front porch. The cat
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  Speaker 2: porch pirate was caught on camera. Listen to the owner
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  Speaker 2: talk about it.
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  Speaker 1: I thought he was just petting her for a second.
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  Speaker 1: I had to rewatch it a couple of times because
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  Speaker 1: it is hard to see.
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  Speaker 2: It's dark.
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  Speaker 1: Annie doesn't carry her very nicely, and I see her
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  Speaker 1: little tail and I'm like, oh my god. I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: believe what I was seeing.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, I no word on where the cat is or
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  Speaker 2: if it's been returned to the owner, but it is
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  Speaker 2: called on camera of who stole it.
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  Speaker 1: It's super easy trivia with the Yellabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: Eight three three five one Bama is the number to call.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Leah. What are you doing right now? I
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  Speaker 2: am just driving driving to where where do you work?
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  Speaker 2: What do you do?
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  Speaker 1: Walmart girl?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Walmart was my first job. What department do you work in? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: just produce, that's the most important job. Yeah, what's the
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  Speaker 2: best deals in produce today? What's the price of tomatoes? Girl?
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  Speaker 6: Tomato? Yeah, tomato?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, we.
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  Speaker 3: Gotta get your We want you to have a raisin produce.
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  Speaker 3: But right now you're kind of making a You got
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  Speaker 3: to work for it.
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  Speaker 2: Do you even know the Walmart?
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  Speaker 1: Here?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what? Give me a squiggly means?
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  Speaker 3: I'm my goods? I know what it means, war standards?
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  Speaker 2: No, I know we're going to do it cheer when
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  Speaker 2: I worked there? Okay, you want to play Super Easy Trivia? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Producer Blake is your lifeline. Here's question number one? How
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  Speaker 2: many legs does a spider have?
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  Speaker 6: A spider?
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  Speaker 7: Eight?
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  Speaker 2: Eight? Good job?
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  Speaker 3: Next one, they're on her produce.
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  Speaker 2: What is the color of a school bus? Hello? Yellow's
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  Speaker 2: the last one for the win? What do you used
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  Speaker 2: to ride on a blackboard? That's it you? Congratulations, you
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  Speaker 2: just won Super Easy Trivia.
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  Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know.
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  Speaker 2: The Stallion's head coach is stepping away from the UFL.
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  Speaker 2: Skip Poltz announced yesterday that he will be leaving the team.
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  Speaker 2: This comes after a four year run in Birmingham. The
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  Speaker 2: Stallion said they will announce his replacement at a later time.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry to see him go, but congrats to
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  Speaker 3: whoever gets it.
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  Speaker 8: What border the Stallions gotcha ball, Good job, buddy, Sierra.
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  Speaker 2: We'll headline the very first ever TikTok Awards that streams
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't wait for that one.
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  Speaker 2: I'm real sad that we weren't sent out there because
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  Speaker 2: We'll be live in just a little bit. Here's an
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  Speaker 2: update on Rob Reiner's son Nick. He's going to be
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  Speaker 2: allegation of using a knife. This came out in a
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  Speaker 2: press conference yesterday. Nick is currently being held without bail
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  Speaker 2: at the La Men Central Jail. He was supposed to
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  Speaker 2: appear in Corey yesterday, but he's not been medically cleared.
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  Speaker 2: If you missed it. Over the weekend, Nick Reiner's parents,
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  Speaker 2: Rob and Michelle were found dead in their home and
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  Speaker 2: Nick was arrested immediately for the murders. And we'll keep
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  Speaker 2: you updated on that. That's three things you need to
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  Speaker 2: know more at the Alabama Show dot com.
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  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Trey. What's your issue for Ask Alabama?
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  Speaker 7: Well, my family's mad at me for connecting an AirPod
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  Speaker 7: after my niece swallowed it, and I just wanted to
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  Speaker 7: see if you're a player's stomach.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, that's why we do Ask Alabama. If you
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  Speaker 2: ever have an issue, you call the show. Eight three
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  Speaker 2: three five oh one. BAMA is the number. What is
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  Speaker 2: going on? What did you do?
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  Speaker 7: I didn't do anything. I was just trying to help.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, what happened?
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  Speaker 7: Well, my three year old nieds swallow, my sisters left
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  Speaker 7: air pod, and the whole family starts breaking out, going crazy,
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  Speaker 7: and all I do is try to make light of
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  Speaker 7: the situation. So all I did was connect the air
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  Speaker 7: pod to my phone and with my ear or her
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  Speaker 7: stomach to see if I can hear it?
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear it?
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  Speaker 2: Was anything playing?
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  Speaker 7: I actually could hear a little sound coming out from
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  Speaker 7: her stomy, which to me was hilarious. Put everyone around
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  Speaker 7: me looking at me like I'm the crazy and water. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I'm trying to like the move and they think I'm
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  Speaker 7: a jerk. Yeah, I tank you what the problem is.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure Mama's real happy that you're like, Hey, let
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  Speaker 2: me connect this eer pod and see if I can
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  Speaker 2: hear it through your stunt. What were you playing, eminem?
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  Speaker 7: No, man, I'm a country fan. I was playing George Strait.
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  Speaker 2: Oh No, call the show. Eight three three five O
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  Speaker 2: one BAMA is the number. I don't even know if
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  Speaker 2: there's any advice for you. I'm assuming that your niece
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  Speaker 2: is okay now, But eight three three five O one Bama.
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  Speaker 2: What's the weirdest thing that your kid has ever swallowed?
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  Speaker 2: Because I know that kids are swallowing stuff all the time.
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  Speaker 2: That's eight three three five oh one two two sixty two.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: Eight three three five one BAMA is the number to
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  Speaker 2: call the show, Blake, good morning. What's the weirdest thing
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  Speaker 2: your kid ever swallowed.
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  Speaker 6: Oh I actually don't have a kid, but when I
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  Speaker 6: was a kid, I swallowed a squeaky toy from the.
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  Speaker 2: Did you squeak?
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  Speaker 6: Yes? For about three hours?
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  Speaker 2: How did they get this out of you?
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  Speaker 6: They tried the Heimlich maneuver and my uncle.
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  Speaker 7: Look at it.
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  Speaker 2: Did that work?
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it took a really long time though.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I bet. Please tell me you don't swallow
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  Speaker 2: anything weird now.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I think I'm over it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, good, stay away from the squeaky toys. Blake, thanks
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  Speaker 2: for sharing, Yes man, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show. The following program
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  Speaker 1: is hon demand Andrew.
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  Speaker 2: What's the weirdest thing your kids have swallowed? Not my kid?
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  Speaker 6: It was me Callidega eight years ago?
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  Speaker 2: What did you swallow? And Andre?
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  Speaker 9: Me and some friends were drinking and they were using
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  Speaker 9: one bottle as a ash tray, and I decided to
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  Speaker 9: take a swing out of the wrong bottle and I
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  Speaker 9: swallowed four.
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  Speaker 2: That has happened to a lot of people on or
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  Speaker 2: if somebody's got a dip cut next to you. I've
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  Speaker 2: drunk out of somebody's dip.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I've drunk out of my own spit bottle.
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  Speaker 2: So what you're saying is you're basically a toddler.
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  Speaker 3: I said, you can't control me if you take your
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  Speaker 3: eyes something dangerous.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, love you, Betty, thank you for coming.
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  Speaker 6: I shoved the I shoved a wood beat up my nose.
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  Speaker 9: And on the bottle though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, good job.
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  Speaker 6: Craftic, crafty, class and.
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  Speaker 2: Love you Betty. I love y'all, y'all have you too.
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  Speaker 2: their voices are the instruments. There's no instruments. They all
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of it's all to me. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: who to say, is better Tso or Pentatonics.
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  Speaker 3: All they're two different They're two different ballparks.
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  Speaker 4: One of them has magnificent talent playing instruments, the other
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  Speaker 4: ones have amazing talent.
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  Speaker 2: Both just as good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just got different areas.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, if you want to get your tickets, you
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  Speaker 2: the Netflix Christmas Day halftime show.
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  Speaker 3: So finally we're doing something good.
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  Speaker 2: He'll perform when the Minnesota Vikings play the Detroit Lions
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  Speaker 2: on Christmas game Day. It's called Snoops Holiday Halftime Party.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to feature special guests yet to be announced.
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  Speaker 2: Please be Martha Stewart. Obviously be Martha Sewart. Please be
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  Speaker 2: Martha Stewart like she didn't even have to say anything.
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  Speaker 2: Just bring out a plate of cookies to Snoop Dogg
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  Speaker 2: while he's performing and he's dressed up like Santa. If
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  Speaker 2: that happens, I'm a psychic you okay, I just want
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  Speaker 2: the world to know. On this day, December seventeenth, twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty five, I said, Martha Stewart will bring up plate
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  Speaker 2: of cookies on stage to Snoop dog while he's dressed
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  Speaker 2: to Santa. If it happens, I'm magical.
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  Speaker 3: If it doesn't, you need to get tested.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. People are now buying venomous pet vipers as pets
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  Speaker 2: thanks to Zootopia too.
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  Speaker 3: No they're not.
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  Speaker 2: This needs a yes they are. According to China, this
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  Speaker 2: is a now popular pet in China, and they are
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  Speaker 2: so venomous that the Chinese state media has had to
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  Speaker 2: warn people not to buy them. The bite is rarely fatal,
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  Speaker 2: but can result in pain, swelling, and serious tissue damage.
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  Speaker 2: All after whatever the snake character is in Zootopia, Oh
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  Speaker 2: my got it? Buying it popular pet? Just don't buy snakes.
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  Speaker 2: That's say things you need to know more at the
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  Speaker 2: Alabama Show dot com.
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  Speaker 1: We're listening to the Alabama Show on DEMN.
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  Speaker 2: What's your good News? We would love to celebrate with you.
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  Speaker 2: Call the show eight three three five oh one. BEMA
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  Speaker 2: is the number.
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  Speaker 9: Coach.
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  Speaker 2: I know you're a coach around town and you also teach.
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  Speaker 2: What's your good news? Do you have some good news
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  Speaker 2: to share?
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  Speaker 9: I will say this. I've had some kids bring me
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  Speaker 9: some gifts this week and that means a lot to
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  Speaker 9: us educators. Little handwritten notes, some of them were presidents.
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  Speaker 9: A kid got me a hat and it's got my
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  Speaker 9: name on it, just like your little things mean a lot.
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  Speaker 2: So did you get emotional character? Did you cheer up
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  Speaker 2: when the kid gave me the hat? But you wanted to?
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  Speaker 2: Didn't you?
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  Speaker 9: I didn't? I did, but I didn't because you know,
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  Speaker 9: I have to be the mean coach sometimes half way
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  Speaker 9: the bad cop more than good cop.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we love you and that's great, and thank you,
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, for keeping the kids in our community educated.
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  Speaker 2: You're what's awesome today? Right?
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  Speaker 7: I do what I can.
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  Speaker 9: Hey, anybody out there, you can just write a note
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  Speaker 9: to one of your teachers or someone because I know
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  Speaker 9: money's tight, I know what the time of her is like.
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  Speaker 9: It will mean the world to them, I promise.
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  Speaker 1: If you're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 2: How are you enjoying being the Christmas Elf this year,
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  Speaker 2: Producer Blake.
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  Speaker 4: I'm enjoying it getting to meet some faces and meeting
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  Speaker 4: the people that really need a little Christmas spirit.
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  Speaker 2: They do, and it has been really hard reading a
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  Speaker 2: lot of the submissions for Alabama's Polite Porch Pirates. This
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  Speaker 2: is where we show up and we're the opposite of
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  Speaker 2: porch Pirates. Instead of taking things off your porch, we're
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  Speaker 2: putting things on your porch. And we do have a
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  Speaker 2: special person like we're giving this away all week long,
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  Speaker 2: and one of our special winners today we've got her
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  Speaker 2: on the line. Amanda. Good morning, Hello, Amanda, good morning.
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 5: Good morning? I am heading into my bar about the
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  Speaker 5: head to work.
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  Speaker 2: I should have told you, Hey, it's Alabama and producer
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  Speaker 2: Blake from the Alabama.
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  Speaker 5: Show a preview message.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know why we're calling? I don't, okay, So
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  Speaker 2: do you know? We're doing a thing for Alabama's Polite
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  Speaker 2: Porch Pirates And I have you in our nomination and
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  Speaker 2: I believe now you filled out the story for yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Correct I did?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to read that. I haven't told Producer
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  Speaker 2: Blake a single thing about you, because everybody we've called,
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  Speaker 2: I said, I want it to be a surprise. So
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell Producer Blake your story really quick.
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  Speaker 3: If that's okay, Yeah, that's fine.
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  Speaker 2: So this is it. I am a single mom of
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  Speaker 2: three kids. I moved here a few years ago to
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  Speaker 2: get away from my abusive X. I work usually over
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  Speaker 2: forty hours a week and try to provide the best
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  Speaker 2: for my kids. I have not been able to buy
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  Speaker 2: one gift this year. A couple of weeks ago, my
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  Speaker 2: car caught fire driving home from work, and I had
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  Speaker 2: to use all I saved to get me something else
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  Speaker 2: so I could continue to work. My sixteen year old
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  Speaker 2: daughter helps me a lot with her brothers so that
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  Speaker 2: I'm able to work. There's a week that I don't
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  Speaker 2: eat so I can make sure I have enough for
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  Speaker 2: my kids, Amanda, we want to surprise you with Alabama's
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  Speaker 2: polite porch pirates.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, thanks, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: We have teamed up with our friends from Rock and
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  Speaker 2: Roll Sushi. We want to hook you up with a
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  Speaker 2: little extra cheer and we want to send producer Blake
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  Speaker 2: your way to send you some extra Christmas cheer. Girl.
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  Speaker 5: I'm so thankful you guys choking no idea very much.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks to me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh girl, how high look? And I know getting away
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  Speaker 2: out of a bad relationship and being a single mom
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  Speaker 2: is so tough, and I know the holidays probably are
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  Speaker 2: the hardest.
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  Speaker 5: It really is. Yeah, you don't stand for things to
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  Speaker 5: go wrong ever, and usually during the holidays, and I
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  Speaker 5: try to stay as positive as I can. And my
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  Speaker 5: kids never know anything for all because I always find
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  Speaker 5: a way to make it happen to them. And this
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  Speaker 5: is an extra heart this year for me.
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  Speaker 2: We really want to make life a little bit easier.
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  Speaker 2: So we are going to hook you up and we're
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  Speaker 2: going to send you some Christmas here and send you
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  Speaker 2: some gifts.
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  Speaker 5: We thank you so much. I really appreciate it.
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  Speaker 2: especially if you missed Amanda's story today from our Polite
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  Speaker 2: Porch Pirates, which is so amazing. Download the free iHeartRadio app,
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  Speaker 2: you tomorrow morning.
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