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507: My Way Home · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: This is my last time in a closet this week.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm moving into my Yeah, I'm moving into an
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: office actually too. Yeah, Okay, it's not fancy. It's just
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  Speaker 1: me and my wife has organized a room to be
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  Speaker 1: our office, and so I'll no longer be in a closet. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: but it's I feel like everything's changing up because now
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: I'm in New York City and you're going to come
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  Speaker 1: out of your closet. I hope we can make the
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  Speaker 1: same magic. I'm hoping we make the same magic too.
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, guys something. I got two things
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  Speaker 1: to tell you. Guys. You don't have anything to say
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  Speaker 1: to me now that I'm across the country. There's nothing
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  Speaker 1: you want to warm up with. You just want to
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  Speaker 1: move on to some story about how your kid hit
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  Speaker 1: a goal. First of all, I wasn't going to talk
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: about my kid. You don't hit Second of all. Second
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: of all, you don't hit it. No, well no you don't. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you kick it, you make it, yeah it don't hit
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: those things. Um, I gotta tell you men. Uh, sometime
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  Speaker 1: last week, my uh best friend got nominated for an Emmy.
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: It's like, what da I know? I can't believe it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe it, dude, you can't. I could believe it, amazing, Donald,
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  Speaker 1: it was about me. It was about me. It all
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  Speaker 1: circled back then, it was about me. No, I'm really, really,
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  Speaker 1: really thrilled. I have to say I will. You know,
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  Speaker 1: usually with those awards things, you you, they wake up
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  Speaker 1: at the crack of dawn because they come out so early.
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  Speaker 1: And when I didn't get a call, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: on darn, I really was excited about it. And then
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  Speaker 1: I and then I woke up and I was reading
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  Speaker 1: the phone like, oh no, they don't get announced all
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  Speaker 1: at eight thirty in the morning, and so I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm still in it. And no, I was thrilled. I
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  Speaker 1: was thrilled. I was running around and I got to
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  Speaker 1: go to dinner with Bill and and Brett and Hannah
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  Speaker 1: from the show who were in town for the premiere. Joel,
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  Speaker 1: you went to the premiere and did you have fun?
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: I had a blast. Let me tell you, Apple throws
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  Speaker 1: Off party, I know who. The first time I drinking
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  Speaker 1: like maybe four months two Hardsiders, and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm lit and I'm slut out too much. But it
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  Speaker 1: was fun and on top of all of that, the
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  Speaker 1: show's freaking amazing. Yeah. Yeah, I'm so glad. I'm so glad,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm just happy to be included. It's just really
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  Speaker 1: cool and I'm I'm just very thrilled about it. I'm excited.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when lose or draw, you wanted to get
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  Speaker 1: nominated really badly and it happened, dude, and you didn't
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  Speaker 1: have to go out and be like on the campaign trail.
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  Speaker 1: Now you know I now you got I guess, well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what am I doing. I'm in New
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  Speaker 1: York City. I mean, I'm gonna come out for the awards.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: Um and uh and go um maybe you'll be my date? Um?
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  Speaker 1: I would. I would totally be your date. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to carry the back of my dress. You might train.
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  Speaker 1: I don't mind doing nutshet Yeah, yeas queen, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: wear it. Train Okay, yass queen. Okay. So that was
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  Speaker 1: my first news. My first news is my best friend
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  Speaker 1: got nominated for an Emmy. It's one of the biggest.
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  Speaker 1: It's one of the biggest moments of his life, obviously,
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  Speaker 1: because this is something that he's what's pretty huge, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta say, because like you know, I really want to
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: be a filmmaker. I mean, I am a filmmaker. I
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: love being a filmmaker more than anything in the world,
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  Speaker 1: and to be you know, I was thinking about this,
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: not to get serious for a splood second, but get serious.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when I was a little kid, I was
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: depressed a lot, and my parents are going through a
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: bad divorce, and I was a melancholic child, and I
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: was thinking about how the half hour comedy cheered me up.
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  Speaker 1: It was, it brought me so much joy. And you know,
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: we joke about all those sitcoms we loved and all
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: the joy we got from all of the ones that
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: we constantly reference on here, and I just feel just
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  Speaker 1: so thrilled to be you know, we're talking talking about Scrubs,
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: which obviously did that for a lot of people. Donald
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  Speaker 1: and I hear all the time how the show cheered
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  Speaker 1: them up when they were in a dark time, and
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  Speaker 1: and I don't know, and last so obviously did that
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  Speaker 1: for a lot of people during the pandemic. So I
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  Speaker 1: was just sitting there ler night, trying to fall asleep,
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  Speaker 1: thinking about how grateful I am to be a part
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  Speaker 1: of this community, and so how grateful I am that
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  Speaker 1: this this thing that really cheered me up when I
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  Speaker 1: was sad as a child. We get to be a
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  Speaker 1: part of today and hopefully make other people smile. That's
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  Speaker 1: well said, first of all, and I'm very, very very
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  Speaker 1: excited for you and happy for you as well. The
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  Speaker 1: whole household was like, holy shit. It's like it was
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: like when you find out somebody did something really freaking cool.
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of people are like yeah. We were
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: all like, holy shit, Yo, you fucking did dude. You
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: said you wanted to get nominated and you got none. Well,
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: I wanted to be in the mix. Everyone was talking
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  Speaker 1: about the show, and I was like, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if I'm gonna get nominate, you know, because often it's
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: the pilot of a new show that we'll get nominated.
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  Speaker 1: But interestingly enough, this show broke the record for the
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  Speaker 1: most nominations of freshman comedy has ever received, which is
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  Speaker 1: insane for mister Bill Lawrence. Bill La. I mean, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Bill broke the record. Our buddy who created this podcast,
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  Speaker 1: and um and and then um and did not create
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: this podcast. I know, I'm just kidding, but um and
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: then and then so I of course was like, oh
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  Speaker 1: my goodness, I'd like to be on the mix. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I knew a lot of people liked my episode a lot,
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: which was the second one Biscuits. But you know, you think, like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: is it gonna be the pilot director, But it actually
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  Speaker 1: ended up being um three of us nominated for the show,
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  Speaker 1: and UM mine was the earliest one, the one Biscuits,
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  Speaker 1: which I'm really I'm really proud of. So I'm I
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  Speaker 1: truly am happy to be in the mix. I'm honored
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  Speaker 1: to be a part of it. I love this community,
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  Speaker 1: I love being a filmmaker, and I just I can't
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  Speaker 1: wait to go and have you carry my train. I
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: can't wait to carry your trainer. I've always said this
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: to you, man, I think you're a phenomenal actor, but
• 6:04
  Speaker 1: as much as you're a great actor, you're an even
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  Speaker 1: better director. Dude, Man, thank you well that dovetails into
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: the hundredth episode of Scrubs. That it doesn't dovetail yet
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: because I got another set of men. I got sick
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: and I thought it was COVID nineteen, the Delta variant.
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: Thought you got that Delta, dude, I thought I got
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: that Delta for rizzle for rizzle, and it turns out
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: I inhaled way too much smoke while smoking weed. That's
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. That is what I'm talking about.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: And so now I have I don't know if it's pneumonia,
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: but I have congestion in my chest and nose. Okay, well,
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: thank god it's not the delta. And you were talking
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: about going on a weed break again? Did that? Did
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: that happen? That impromptued a weed break like no other
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  Speaker 1: within like this happened three days ago? And uh, and
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something right now. Yeah, weed is
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  Speaker 1: weed is out the dough again, out the dough as
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: as they say, as they say where I'm from, it's
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: out the dough. Yeah again. I think that's good. I'm
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: glad you don't have the delta. I flew. I went
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: to Atlanta to do um a part on this movie
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: with Cole Sprouse. I gotta tell you, Donald, it reminded
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  Speaker 1: me of of you and me on Scrubs because the
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: script was very funny. But then he was just asking
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: the director asked me and and Cole to riff. And
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: by the way, Cole has we share a Phil Lewis
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: in common because he was mister Moseby on the show.
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know the name we were, we were too
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  Speaker 1: old for it. But on true what was it? Sick
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: Sweet Life of Zach and Coody, Zack and Cody, It
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  Speaker 1: was a bunch of different versions of it, I think right.
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  Speaker 1: He was on it a long time and but he
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: was telling me how much he loves Phil and I
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, my goodness. And he said to me,
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: he said, I don't know, you probably don't remember this,
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: but on the season finale, the season eight finale of
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: the show, when when Phil came back and everyone was
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: lining the halls, he said, me and my brother were
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: such fans, and Phil brought us to the set. Do
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  Speaker 1: you remember that. I don't remember that, but I remember
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  Speaker 1: meeting those two when they were a lot younger. Yeah, well,
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: when they were kids, and they were and I do
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  Speaker 1: remember Phil bringing them to set because then I would
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: run into them after and they'd be like hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: and I would always take a picture with them and
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  Speaker 1: send it to my kids, like yo, lakarm hanging out
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  Speaker 1: with Yeah. Well, anyway, it was really sweet. He was
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  Speaker 1: He's a really really, really funny and talented person. And anyway,
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  Speaker 1: so we're riffing, right, and I haven't laughed this hard
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  Speaker 1: since Scrubs. Dude. We were just we were coming. It
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: was like one thirty in the morning, you know, the
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  Speaker 1: crew is like everyone's exhausted, and we're just riffing these
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: jokes like in this episode with the manatee and stuff,
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: and a zillion times with you or I just cannot
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  Speaker 1: get through what we've come up with, and we're both
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: staring at each other, like you know, and You're like,
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: come on, like give me your slap in your face
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  Speaker 1: like this, and then we'd be like and I had
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  Speaker 1: to say this sentence and I just couldn't. I finally
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: turned the director. I'm like, I don't know if I
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  Speaker 1: can say it. I don't know if I can say
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  Speaker 1: that laughing. It was just so fun funny. Anyway, I
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  Speaker 1: love it. That's great man, having a good week. You're
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: having a good fucking week right now. Bro. Yes. By
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  Speaker 1: the way, BERLANDI texted me and he's like, you've got
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  Speaker 1: an Emmy nomination and you're in my film. This is
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: a good week for you. It was. It was a
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: very good week, and I'm so happy to be talking
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: to you. Guys. I missed you, and I'm I'm really
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: glad to be talking about episode one hundred. I can't
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: believe you know, I wrote down one hundred. I was like,
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: that means we've made one hundred podcasts. I can't believe that. No,
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: we've made more than one hundred podcasts because we've done
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: special ones. Yeah, we've done specials. So we're up there
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: like one hundred and four hundred and five hundred and
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: six something like that. Well, this is a really really
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen it since we made it. This ship
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: has so many jokes in it, it's ridiculous. And I
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: just learned I missed a lot of stuff. And I
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: looked on you directed this, and you missed a lot
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: of stuff. Dude, Well no, I'm saying I missed. I
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: didn't know where a lot of stuff went. And then
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: I went on Scrubs Wiki and said, there's a there's
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: an extended ten minute long version on the DVDs. So
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: if you have the DVDs, you better go watch them
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: because I directed it, and I remembered all this cool
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: stuff and really funny stuff. Rob at the Zoo, we
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: shoot them at this. Where is said monkey? Yeah? Where
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: is said monkey? That's done in the show. No, it
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: wasn't no, it was hey, before we even get started,
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: Before we even get started. We are here to announce
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: the second live version of the podcast. Where's it called.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: It's called Live Show two, Live Harder. I like that, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I guess what. We're gonna be joined by the legendary
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: Johnny c McGinley. Bam, and we're also going to be
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: joined by another surprise star that's gonna blow you out
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: of the water. Bam, bam bam. Let me ask you
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: a question, Zach, Yes, serves this glorious dates, extravagant extravaganza.
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: Ninth Donald September you're just taking too long. September ninth, everybody,
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: September ninth. It's a Thursday. It'll be six pm on
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  Speaker 1: the West coast, nine pm on the East coast. Everybody else.
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  Speaker 1: Figure out your own mass. But it's an extravagant extravaganza.
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  Speaker 1: It's called Live Show too, Live Harder, with special guests
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  Speaker 1: Johnny see McGinley and also another surprise guest, Joelle. I
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: believe will be glorious Galleria. Oh my goodness, I'm gonna
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: come Glory my lunch is the episode we'll be watching,
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: and you will see us on zoom and we will
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: discuss it. You'll see Joel's beautiful face. You'll see don't
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: get in the fact that Danield still doesn't have a dresser.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: That is that is unfortunately true. Where do you put
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: your clothes on the floor? No, I have, I have.
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: It's don't get started. This is a plug for our
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: live show. Donald, you're gonna go back in the closet
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: for the live show. No, I think I have to
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: for sound purpose. Yes, so I think for sound purposes.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: You are all right, everybody, live show, Please tune in.
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  Speaker 1: It was a whole lot of fun last time, and
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: this time we're gonna have you more fun. And Joel's
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you where you go to buy tickets. Okay, folks,
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: it is Joel here. Get your pencils ready, because I'm
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: not gonna lie. It's all long address. If you don't
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: have a pencil ready, if you're driving, or running, or
• 12:29
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• 12:32
  Speaker 1: don't worry. It's gonna be right there in the notes.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: You can also come check out all of our social
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: media pages. We'll be sharing the link there. Okay, Hopefully
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: that gave you enough time to get your pencils ready,
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  Speaker 1: So here we go. The address for the tickets is
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  Speaker 1: fake hyphen doctors, hyphen real, hyphen friends, hyphen one. Again,
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  Speaker 1: just the longest address, so we'll go over a one
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  Speaker 1: If you are entering this old school, shout out to you,
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: you're brilliant. If not, don't fret it just right in
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: the show notes. That's blow. If you're on iTunes, you
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: know you can just click the show description. It should
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: be there, Uh Spotify, same situation. If you're not using
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: one of those two, I'm not sure what to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I Heeart should also have it very clearly labeled. If
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: you go to iHeart dot com, you will be able
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: to find tickets. Come to us on the socials and
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: we'll be there for you. Yeah. So I'm excited, guys,
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  Speaker 1: We're going to see you at the live show. Seriously,
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  Speaker 1: don't miss this one. It's gonna be a lot of fun.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: All right, see you guys in bite. When's that date again?
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: September ninth. Do you remember how Herman Kane used to
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: go nine nine nine. Yeah, Well it's nine nine two
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  Speaker 1: one if and if you're in New York, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be at nine yeah, nine nine nine nine nine nine
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  Speaker 1: nine nine nine nine nine. Let's get into ours, Let's
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: get okay, Counsel Kevin about sure, we made about a
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: bunch of nurses stories, YadA, YadA. I remembered a lot
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: of things that weren't in this episode. And I don't
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: know the trivia if this when it aired was a
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: bit longer than what's on where I watched it iTunes
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: or wherever you watch it Hulu. Um, but there was
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: a bunch of stuff missing. And uh, there were longer
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: scenes like you when you first go meet mister Boulger,
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: who's my acting professor, David Downs, who changed my life
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: in a lot of ways at Northwestern, and I cast
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: him as mister Boulder. That scene was a lot longer,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: and and and which one the last scene. No, by
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: the way, that seems great that scene was amazing. The
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: first scene you're talking about the Yeah, that scene, we
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: didn't get to that scene at the end. You're so
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: good in that scene, But I'm talking about the first
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: scene in the doctor's lounge was longer. There was a lot.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: There's a lot that would cut out anyway if you
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: happen to be someone who owns the DVDs. I read
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: on Scrubs Wiki that there's on that and I guess
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  Speaker 1: it must be the season five DVD. There's an extended cut,
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: which you should watch because there's a lot of stuff
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: that's cut out. And this was really special. I was
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: so honored I got to direct it in classic bill form.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: He gave me ones that were impossible to make in
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: five days. I don't know how we shot this all
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: in five days or if we even did, but it
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: has so many classic funny Scrubs moments in it. We
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: got a lot done. Like there's so many jokes in it,
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Like just first of all, opening up the show with Toto. Yeah,
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: now this is like right then and there Dorothy and
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Toto together, You know what I mean? Cox is number
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: one thing to call you is Dorothy, And here's Toto,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: right and yeah, and now so this is a set obviously,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: and it's in the rank. I was just super analyzing
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: this whole episode because there's so much and even after
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: i'd like spotted a lot of things, there's a zillion
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: things if you look again, if you're really curious, We're not.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: I can probably get to them all. But there's so
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: many references on scrubs Wiki. You can look up. There's
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: so many jokes. Dude, there's so many jokes in this episode.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: There's no way I need to get past the fact
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: that I missed some of them. Like Rob at the
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: zoo going where is said monkey? They're looking for what
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: are they looking? No, no, no, they don't go to
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: the zoo. The kid is in the freaking hallway and
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: the kid went to the zoo like I took a
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: kid to the zoo or some shit like that. And
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Rob comes in and it's like, kid, where is said monkey?
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: And the kid the kid's talking about a monkey and
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: another monkey doing something or something like that, and then
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Rob's like kid, he grabs the kid. Kid, I got one,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I got one question? Where is said where is said monkey?
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: So Um opens the show with Toto, opens the show
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: with Toto okay, on the on the classic old iPod
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: and there's rain hitting the window and now this is
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: a one er that the camera's just spinning three sixty
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: and then it's speeding up within the sections until it
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: gets to me in the tub. Now I see this
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: meme all the time. This is like one of the
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: most common memes people have ever sent me, with me
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: lying in there and going it was awesome, and then
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: I go, mango body buddy, Yeah right. J D loves
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: living at Elliott's house. Yeah, it's very plush. She has
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: all these slippers and soft things and bathtubs, everything that
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: he's ever wanted but has never been brave enough to
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: say in front of Turk right before. He doesn't have
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: any money. I mean we've established it. Elliott parents are rich.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: They help her out with her house, so she's got
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: a nicer house than we than definitely Turk and j
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: D head. I think Turk would enjoy this as much
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: as course, yeah, absolutely, yes, as much as j D. Okay,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: So then we get to what the fuck is in
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: the mango body butter day? What did you eat? That's
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: a good question, do you remember? I think it was
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: like probably flavored cream, cheese, that's my guess. I remember
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: it was edible and had to look like body butter,
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: so I for some reason, I think it was like
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: not mango, but you know some you know, with cream,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: cheese comes in all different flavor. By the way, if
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: you hear an incessant ice cream truck in my apartment
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: in New York, I have had so many elaborate fantasies
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: like doing mc iver shit to this fucking ice cream.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: True if you live if you live in New York
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: and it's summer, you just have to get used to
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: the fact that you will always hear whenever the fuck
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: that song. That's not the that's the that's the that's
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: pop goes the weasel. The ice cream truck song is this, guys.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: But the ice cream truck song is do do Dol
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: dol doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Yeah,
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I think that's do but it's just NonStop. You just
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: if you're if you live here, you're required to accept
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: that you will hear that fucking song all day long. Yeah,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: doo doo doo doo doo doo. I can hear him
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: right now. Doo doo doo doo doo doo. Now I
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: have laid in my bed and like thought like, Okay,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: here's what I gonna do. I don't want to I
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: don't want to hurt the man's business, but I am
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: going to take wire cutters and when he's not looking,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna clip the little pa speaker thing. The crazy
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: thing is you live in an area where they're on
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: a lot of kids running around the only reason why
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: he would need that song on is so that the
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: kids know the ice cream truck is coming. Eddie Murphy
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: did a whole skin a whole frea concession. Dude. He
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: is parked at the corner. This dude is just lazy.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this does open up the door, open the door,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: like I got ice cream, y'all? Anybody pass him in
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: any other place? The ice cream truck drives around you
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: hear it, and your brain goes, do we want ice
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: cream or not? Right? And then the truck leaves right
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: in my neighborhood. He's parked. They're all fucking gay. I'm sorry, bro,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: And I thought about going to have a chat with him,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: like how much ice cream and I have to buy
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: right now for you to turn for you just to go.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I just want to I want to reason with him,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: being like, Bro, the song shouldn't be on all day
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: the song maybe once an hour, dude, what's this? What's
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: this fuel bill? Like, dude, if you've got that, it's
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: off the general dude, Dude, at the top of the hour,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: play the song. Remind everyone you're here, but all day long.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm gonna, I'm gonna cut the wires. It's
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: such a culture shot coming from Los Angeles to New
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: York with all the sounds. Well yeah, I mean in
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: New York we all live on top of each other.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Yea la, we're a little bit spread, all right. So
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: we've spoken about this stunt a zillion times already, but
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: it was the most elaborate UM stunt we ever did
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: and expensive. It might not look that complicated to you
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: because it's just digging two holes, but um, like, as
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: far as OSHA standards go, you can't just throw us
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: stunt man in a hole you dug an asphalt. You
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: have to like support it because it was deep. So
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: the first hole is deep and had to be what
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: do you call it cemented, not cemented, but shored up
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: shored up is that correct term? Shore up to support
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: something or keep something from falling by placing something under
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: or against it. They shored up the roof. Okay, so
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: they shored it up, and it was and they had
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: to get permission from the city. I remember Randall telling
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: us it was a whole big deal. So the way
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: the stunt goes is that the stunt man it's a
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: wonner again, which is just to make it one step harder.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: The holes are obviously not connected, but the stunt man
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: drives the scooter into the first one, and then the
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: camera pans and I'm hiding underwater holding my breath in
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: the second hole, and then the grips were banging as
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: hard as they could on the asphalt. That was my
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: cue because I could hear it very vaguely underwater, and
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: that's when I popped up. And we only had really,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I think we had two scooters because the scooter is
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: obviously instantly ruined, so we only could do it like twice.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: And uh and it's hilarious. It really like we got it,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: and we fucking got it. Dude, I can't now what
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: did you say? Um? Where was? Yeah? When you come up,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: you say where was I, But you say to the janitor, hey,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: do you know anything about any odd underground canals? Because
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: this is a whole riff thing. This is exactly what
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about what I just did with coal, where
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: this is one of those situations with Neil where we
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: were just riffing the stupidest hit and cracking each other up.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: We could barely get through this. But yeah, I said,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: was is there some sort of underground canal system? Because
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I think I saw a manatee? And he goes straight face.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: He goes, was his name Julian? And I go we
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: didn't exchange pleasantries. He goes, that's Julian, So yes, uh,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: And there is a manatee that lives underneath the hospital
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: and a canal, and he's rude. He's not a friendly manatee.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: He's not a friend. Oh, I forgot to say. And
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: here comes a biggin when I drive into the where
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: was I? So now we go into the ICU. Wait, wait,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: the sneaker painting which gives me red ruby slipt and
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: of course the lines which is eventually going to give
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: us the yellow brick or yellow brick road. My bad.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Now there was a whole other little elaborate thing that
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: got cut here with the janitor, but again that's on
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: the DVD UM and then you're right, we go into
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: payback is a bitch? Payback, payback is a bitch. Now,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: how did this is? My question is what did you
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: do to Cox? You call? You would call him in
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: back in the day on his days off, to make
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: it so that you so you wouldn't have to make
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: a decision, You wouldn't have to make a tough decision.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: So yeah, well, when you're an intern and you're scared
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: and you don't want to make a crucial call. He's saying,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: you called me in so many times for stuff that
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: he shouldn't called me in on. And I'm so happy
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: that it's now on you that this is happening to you,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: that I've I've literally hired LaVerne's church choir. Bullshit. I
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: call bullshit right here. How do you get a fucking
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: church choir inside a hospital behind a curtain only to
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: reveal it when j D walks into the ice you
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: can see how did they know? How did they know
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: that you were coming into the ICU? How did he
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: know when you were coming in to close the curtain
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: and be like, I'm God, keep it down. I don't know.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: You can see them. It's funny when you turn around
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: you can see all their legs beneath the curtain. I
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: didn't look for it, um, but yeah, that was funny.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: And then they cut it out there used to there
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: was a version again, it might be on the DVD.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: But where where I get all into it? I mean,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I get a little bit of the spirit and I'm
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: dancing along to pay back is a bitch? Really? Yeah,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I think in this version, just Keith sort of starts
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: dancing a bit. Got fucking Keith. Fucking Keith? Um. So
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: JD wants to get home, all right, so obviously we're right,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: it's his day off. He shouldn't be in the hospital,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: he should be at home. But he keeps getting called
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: into action, right, very similar to Dorothy falling into you know,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: being twisted up into what's the oz? Yeah, and she
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: just wants to get home, and he just wants to
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: get home, and he's trying to escape the hospital, but
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: everyone keeps pulling him back in. I thought I laughed
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: out loud and when we gasped collectively when Judy this
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: is a webster. Yeah, it's just a sitcom. Did you
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: like Webster? We've spoken. I watched a few episodes. I
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: don't think Webster was one of my go choose. I
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: was more of a different stroke d guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I know I watched quite a few episodes of Webster,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: but I just I don't think. Ye. I thought it
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: was so cool that Webster had a secret staircase behind
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: the Grandfather Clark. See, I don't even remember that. Oh yeah,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Webster had his own little secret backstaircase behind I don't
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: know why he had this or who. I don't think
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: anyone else used it but Webster. But he had like
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: a little backway upstairs. What up to his room? Where
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: did it lead? I don't no. Did he ever used
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: to look up Webster and his secret grandfather clock staircase?
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Now now now because it's a sitcom, did he ever
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: use it to escape? I don't know. I just I
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: didn't watch a lot of the show. Like, I'm way
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: more versed on different strip shows and the zillion others
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: that we've discussed. But um, anyway, um, that was very
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: funny when the bassinets all dominot like dominoes. Yeah, that
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: made me laugh. Also, I wrote down babies falling like dominoes. Yeah,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: that was very funny. At four twenty one when Jack.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: First of all, Jack is adorable, but he's so multiple
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: distracted and you can see that, uh Jordan Christa is
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: holding him and he's looking up clearly at the boom mic. Right,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: did you have a boom mic over a little kid's head?
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: It's so distracting because they want to look at it
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: like and and that happens multiple times in this show
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: that he's either staring into the lens or looking up
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: at the boom mic that's floating right over his head.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: And at that very end last epic crane shot, which
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: which was so elaborate, and I'll tell you how he
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: did it. But even then when car when Judy's playing
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: with him, you can see he's looking out the window
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: at that kid. Ruined every shot he was in in
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: this episode. So cute, I don't know. But he was
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: so sweet in the end scene with Judy when when
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: when when First of all, Johnny sees so good in
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: this episode, and it was so sweet in that end
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: scene where he's giving Carla pep talk and he says
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: it'll be different because they're yours and they both have
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: these matching giant blue eyes. I thought that was so
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: um sweet. And uh, Joel is saying that the staircase
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: went from the living room to the downstairs duplex they had.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: That's what it says on the interwebs. I have never
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: seen this show. Okay, anyway, it was probably their back staircase,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: but it was it was hidden behind a grandfather clock.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I don't think it led to like a secret webster
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: layer or anything. What about both women, we'll talk about
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: something that an age, well, both women being sexually attracted
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: to Rudy Giuliani. Yeah, that's what I was gonna write.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: That's what I wrote. I was like, I wrote, Uh,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: this was back when people liked Rudy Juliani before he
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: lost his fucking mind. And I'm that's not a political
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: thing to say. Okay, it's not crazy. It is a
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: fact that the man has lost his g darned mind.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: He's not misunderstood that dude's just crazy. You can be
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: a Republican, it's okay, but you have to admit that
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Giuliani has lost his fucking mind. He's a nut job
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: with his fucking hair dye dripping down his face. He's
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: a nut job. He gave his press conference at the
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Four Seasons Landscaper because he thought it was a Four
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Seasons hotel, and then still didn't change his mind, being like, guys,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: we can't, we can't do this press conference in a
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: parking lot for a landscaping company. I'm just gonna do it,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm just gonna go. We're gonna do it.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: We're gonna do it. We're all here, Let's do it.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: There was a crew member on the on the Cole
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Sprouse movie who had a Forced Season's Landscaping T shirt.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: I want one, one I want anyway. You know, this
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: was around a time when Giuliani was still such a hero,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: you know, after he was such a badass during nine
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: eleven and he you know, he was people thought he
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: could be president and he was. He was he was
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: a hero, and so it was. It didn't it wasn't
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: out of place for these two women to be like,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: oh my god, Giuliani. Yeah, now it's a little out
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: of place, especially after especially after bore at two and everything.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: I think I think that there's you keep you can
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: keep saying there's been a low point, but they just
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: keep coming. So um. Anyway, the press conference at the
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Landscaping Company was one of them? All right, Rabbidu is
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Elliott's intern? Did you see that? As Scott Rabbidu my
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: stand in who you guys see? Uh? Who you guys
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: heard on the on the special episode with the with
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: the standings. And also later we see Renee as another
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: one of another interns and Rabbi they both have lines,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: so that was good and delibered them well, they both
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: did a great job. And then Elliott calls her interns
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: rock tours. Yeah, and then and we learned that Elliott
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: is hiding right because they all think she's good at
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: what is it? It's um end of chronology chogy or something.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: She went and did a she went and did a fellowship,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: but she only lasted five days. And she's come back
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: all cocky about all her experience and they're like and
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: and even Cox can't figure out how she's getting all
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: these answers. We learned that she's hiding them all over
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: the place, which is very funny. While Ted's band is
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: singing maniac which was phenomenal. Also, uh uh, you didn't
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: go to Assphace school, but you seem to be doing
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: a great job at that, and then you running over
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: and giving a high five. Yes, and I got right,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: and she goes and he goes, you got a high five?
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: That really? And I didn't know. I didn't know what
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: it was for. I gotta stop doing that. Yes, okay.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: First of all, there's no am I right and I
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: go here's um. Okay. First of all, there's no reference
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: in the show at all of you go getting out
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: of control with high fives at all at any point
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: in the show. There were there were cut. There was
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: other ones in this episode that were cut. So when
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I watched it, I was like, wait a second, I
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: don't I don't what huh? I thought that would have
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: been a great time for Todd to show up out
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: of nowhere. Yeah, you know what I mean? There was,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: but I think there was a really there were like
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: this was another runner of in the episode, and it's
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: probably in the ten minute long version, but it was
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: not in this one. But I did laugh. But but
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: then when I saw inflatable five, I was like, yeah,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: you can't bring them in with that high five. You
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: gotta bring him in inflatable. Everyone's got all this present
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: now you you you commissioned a kelso bubblehead. That doesn't
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: feel like a cheap present. No, it doesn't at all, doesn't.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Not only not only that that was the bubbleheads that
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: we got as rap gifts. I think yes. So what
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: happened was, I obviously the prop department found a company
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: that would make you know, special bespoke bubbleheads, and then
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: once Bill saw how great they were, he hired them
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: to make for all of us. We all got um
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: you know, they weren't like professionally made. I mean they
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: were made by an artist who made these things. And
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: we each got all six or seven cast members. Yeah,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: everybody got one. Do you still have yours? Yeah, somewhere.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Some of them are broken. I still have them somewhere.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: But that's where Yeah, that's where Bill got the ideas.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: And it was a really nice present from it. It
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: was such a great present. I love this. Did you eat?
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Did you eat? My mango body butter? No? Schmuel a bagel.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Everyone brings in presents because they're all trying to schmooze
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Kelso to get this heart transplant, which also sets up
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: this device that you're looking for a heart. Elliott is
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: looking for brains and Carla is looking for courage, correct,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: because Carla doesn't want to have kids. After babysitting baby Jack, right,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: she babysits Jack for not very along and realizes, fuck this,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: I don't think I have it in me. This kid's
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: are painting the ass. I don't want this, right and
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Cox later points out to her that when it's your child,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: it's different because she's like, I want to smush this
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: kid's face. Now you want to smush your kid's face too.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: You just don't do it. You just you just don't
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: do it like my kids. Mike, Okay, so here's a
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: great example. My kid had a great, uh weekend, all weekend, right.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: He played on Saturday, scored two goals in his soccer game.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: He's a huge fan of basketball. Now, right, so his
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: favorite team is you know, whichever team is in the playoffs.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: So right now, Phoenix is his favorite team because he
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: likes Devin Booker. He's only he's only seven, now, you
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: gotta remember that. So he loves Devin Booker. He really
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: likes uh uh, Chris Paul, he likes DeAndre Ayton. They're
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: the Phoenix Suns and they're going up against Milwaukee, which
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: have Okay, now, they have this is the end of
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: the tournament, the end of the season. Janna started to Kompo,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Drew Holliday, Chris Middleton are the stars on They have
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: plenty more stars, but those are the three. Sport so much, dude,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: It's the craziest. It's the craziest thing ever. This dude
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: wants to watch documentaries. He's listen. He's watching Kobe Bryant's
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: detail to try and figure out how to play better basketball.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: I got video after video of him from when he
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: first started playing basketball to how he's playing now. His
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: shot looks really good. He's ripping people, he's shake, he's
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: got moves, whereas before he couldn't do any of that. Anyway,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: this kid tells me last night, I mean two nights ago,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: that it's my fault that the Phoenix Suns lost. Why
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: when they because he couldn't take the pain. And we're like,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: it's okay, baby, don't worry about it. This is how
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: basketball goes. Crying yeah, crying, crying, Yeah, dude, I've cried
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: at basketball games several times now. But why I understand.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: I can understand he's crying his team loss, he's upset.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Why is he blaming it on you so, because we're
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: trying to calm him down, and we're like, baby, it's okay,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: it's quite all right, don't worry about it. This happens.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: It's just a game. And he looks at me and
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: he goes, it's your fault. They lost, and I go,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: it's my fault. How's it my fault? He because he
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: didn't root it hard enough for the phoenix suns. Oh my,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: oh my god. Maybe I'm not ready to be a parent, dude.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to say. Lack of logic. Their
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: lack of logic. Ye frustrated. You want to smush your
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: own kid's face too. You just don't do it. You
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: just don't do it. That's funny, that's funny, Oh man,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: you just don't do it. When he said that, I
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: was like, wait a second, I didn't root. You must
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: have laughed in his face, though, Dude, I'd laughed so hard,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: and then my wife laughed so hard, and then he ran,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: he ran away from us. Now you're laughing at me, dude,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: this kid man, well you it's the ultimate nature nurture. Man.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: You really created your own mini me. Just wait till
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: he's like, dad, will you teach me how to anime.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not gonna happen. Please don't do that.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I love to animate and everything like that. I want
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: him out the house right now. Animation takes a lot
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: of time inside. I want to playing sports. We got him,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: You got him playing sports. You did it. We did that. Now,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: look I come into the ICU and um, I'm I
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: have bloody hands when first of all, I'm not in scrubs. Um,
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: I'm in just a normal ICU bit and I'm on
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: just a normal ic bit and I've got completely bloody hands.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: It looks like I'm digging in someone's open chest. Cathy,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: you are digging in someone's word. I don't think that
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: that's medically accurate. I know Scrubs is surprize itself on
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: being medically accurate. I felt a bit much in the
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: middle of the ICU. I laughed. I laughed very hard.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: That's a very funny. I'm a little busy now here.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: And he plays up your hands with the ball on it. Now,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: she's a maniac. And he and not only that, Sam
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Lloyd pours the water on himself. Like the movie, what's
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: the movie? Flashdance is what it is for those of
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: you who are too young. Flashdance was a movie about
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: a dancer who were worked and steel Mill, Yeah and
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Detroit or something like that. You know who to start
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: at show? That movie was Jennifer Bee a k A.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Bet On L word. Oh right, right right, sorry? Which
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: is a show that I'm on? I forgot streaming now
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: on Showtime if if I'm correct, in August, it'll be
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: streaming on Showtime. So and this is where we see
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: you have sex? Huh? Well I have sex on I
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: have sex on scrubs too. But I know, but don't
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: you have um don't listen, man, listen, listen, listen. We
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: are not allowed to get into it. Let's just let's
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: just say. Let's just say there's some intimacy. Okay, but
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: what episode? Because I'm not gonna watch With all due
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: respect of the L word, I'm not gonna watch all
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: of it. I want to see your coins. I'm in
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: damn near every episode. Listen. I will, I will, I will,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I will, I will. Uh, I will tell you when?
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: When are you unwilling to let our fans all across
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: the world know when they might see you simulate sex
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: on elward? No, I want everybody to see it. Okay,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: I want to see it both your one, Amanda, um
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: uh know exactly which episode is the best? Six sex scenes?
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Oh wait now, hold on, now, hold on now, I'm
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: about to say I don't have that bridget Tin body,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: so I don't want everybody thinking they're gonna see uh
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I know. But Casey and Amanda, Remember, they get all
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: hot and bothered when they talk about episode six, which
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: I never made it to see, but I watched. I watched,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: I watched it. It's not it's oh, it's like girl
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Girls soft chord. Yes, it's yeah, it's like skin a Max.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Is it like skin a Max? No, because I could
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: get off of skin Max. It's well, Amanda and Casey
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: they love that guy. Yeah, I'm really I'm really anxious
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: to see what they do this, not me personally watching
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: the show, but what they do to bring back that
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: type of hype this season on that on that bridget tension.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that guy left. What was this reason
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: for leaving? No, he didn't leave. He's apparently he's only
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: supposed to be in the first season. Now they're going
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: to go into a different family, and they wanted him
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: to come back and play like in like a few
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: episodes and not pay him. And he was like, I'm good.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, we are going to take a break and
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: when we come back, we're gonna talk about Christa's giant inflated,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: silicon filled lips that are hilarious. How did they do that?
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: The magic of cinema will be right back and wrap
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: little Oh me? Lamm? Was that too loud for you? Nanel? Damn?
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I So you got new headphones? There are those the
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: latest and greatest headphones on the market. Mine, we're just
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: starting to peel away and the leather on them was
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: starting to just like get into my clothes and hair.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: So I needed a needed an upgrade. You got some brand,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: brand new headphones. They don't even look like headphones. They
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: look like that's a radio in that motherfucker already. Wow,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: they look like very Do you remember et at the
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: end of the movie when they're all on the bikes
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: and that kid puts the headphones on his head, remember
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: radio house? It looks like those what brand they Logitech
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: G seven thirty three. Oh, but they're good for gaming,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: They're quite good. The main selling point for me was
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: the lack of leather and the long wireless range so
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: that I can you know, walk around the house with
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: them on and not have to take them off and
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: spy on my friends when they think they're talking behind
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: my back. Now, does have a microphone built in for
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: when you're doing your live twitch stream? It does. I
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: don't use it, though. I still use this setup because
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: it just sounds so much better. Okay, by the way,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: thanks to it. Thanks to all of y'all for for
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: shouting out the twitch on the podcast. A lot of
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: people came, oh, really did make it rain? Well, they
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: made it rain, and I did do a little twerking,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: did you Danel Daniel? I think I'm pretty sure. I
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: texted the group saying, by the way, I'm streaming today. Okay,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: will you do it again? You got to say, by
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: the way, I'm twerking today? Now I'm streaming today, Daniel.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I've been um, I've been traveling and changing my whole
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: life too, and I really I really need to know
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: when Donald and I can come make it rain, So
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: please do text us on the group chat again. I
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: will this five five pm this Wednesday. Now, if I
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: come on there and you're in some wizard game, wait,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: when is it? When is it five pm this Wednesday,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: It's eight pm. And uh. And by the way, if
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: you are a person who likes watching people play video games, um,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: you gotta follow Daniel on Twitter and Instagram because they'll
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: tell you when he's when he's going live. I will.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: There are people out there, believe that are not Donald,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: that like to watch other people play video games. My
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: kid is one of them, believe it or not. Yeah, well,
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: but let your kid watch Daniel in it and have
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: your kid make it rain on Daniel. My but what
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: game does he play with? Daniel? What a game are
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: you playing? Well? Right now, I just started a new
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: segment and I'm playing the new Super Mario game. Mario.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Everybody likes it. Like that game? Everybody likes it? Yeah? Yeah, Now, Daniel,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: wouldn't you want to pick a game? And this might
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: be the answer that that is as as popular as possible.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: So it's like it's like a stripper. She wants to
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: pick the sexiest outfit so that the most men surround
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: her on the poll and throw money at her. Do
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: you do you strategically pick a game that a lot
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: of people like? That is a great question, Zach, And
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: sometimes yes, sometimes know when you play the most popular
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: game in the Twitch interface, you're then up against everybody
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: else who's playing that game, like put exactly, so like
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: if he's playing, he's at the top of the list,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: and then he has twenty thousand viewers, and then the
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: next person has like eight thousand, and then seven thousand
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: and five four, and so I don't even show up
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: at the top of the list. If I don't have
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: thousands of views, a smaller game, got it, I show
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: up higher on the list. I really think you should
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: play Tetris because I bet there's no one doing it
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: well and you'd be number one. That's very kind of
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: you to say, I'll get into some Tetris and we'll
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: see how I do. What game would you like to
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: see him play? Well? See, the games I like are
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: very very, very popular game, so there's going to be
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: a lot of people twitching them. So like, hey, gta down,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I love I love I love Breath of the Wild.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: I love uh Okay, Like, dude, Breath of the Wild
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: is still like I know we talked about this when
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: we first started making this, uh podcast, Daniel, You're absolutely right.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: That might be the most perfect game ever made. Dude,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Like if you're into dungeon dragons or you're into like
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: just great, it's just great storytelling, great visuals, simple graphic,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: simple enough graphics that that that, uh, but not too
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: crude that you like, this is bullshit. You're like, you'll
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: you know, it's it's enough that you're like, wow, look
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: at this. I'll tell you right now. Best graphics I've
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: seen in a game that the type that I like
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Red Dead Redemption. Dude, when that first came out, Redemption,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: you were going to say that that game is beauty.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: When when that game first came out, I was wanting
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that play it, Like he said,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: it's a popular game, but that games next on the backlog.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I had a vote between on my on my Discord channel,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: I had a vote and Super Mario Odyssey beat Red
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Dead Redemption two by one vote. Wow. Wow. I was
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: about to play it, but then the people chose I
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: would I would have been on that game with you
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: watching it. I'm pretty deep in the Red Dead Redemption
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: up until pandemic happened. When I was in New York
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: doing Emergence and Jersey doing Emergence. I mean, dude, I'm
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you something right now. I was playing the
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: shit out of that game. On my time off. I
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: would go to work, I came come home and just
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: play that game. Can I extreme anything? Yeah? Anything? And
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: it does have to be can have to be PG
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: or can it be R rated? It can be r rated.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: You just can't, you know, there's no like nudity or
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: sex or anything like that. But you can do whatever
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: you want. Okay, you can't. You can't manhandle yourself. No, no, no, no,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: not on Twitch, but there are websites for that. That's Patreon.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: That's only fans, only fans. My free can do my
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: fid Okay, okay. Hustle, I'm just thinking about a side hustle. Oka,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: It's a good side hustle. Back to the show Donald,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: It's called The Scrubs. It's hundred episode. UM. Patrick Bolton
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: is a nurse. Patrick Bolton our friend who's the set dresser. Um.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: He is a nurse in the scene when when everyone's
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: hiding from from Carlo, right before she realizes she doesn't
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: like kids, and then one of my favorite scenes we've
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: ever shot together comes up. Oh the lesbian cloud. Lesbian cloud.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Now I remember this being like made up on the day, Right,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: this was in the script, was it? No? I think
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: we're at the point where Bill is now writing the
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: script as we go along too, though I don't know.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know that, I don't know. I'm not saying
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that we came up with it, but
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I'm saying I feel like I remember this. There were
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: different iterations of this joke, and I think that the writers,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: by the we were playing with it on set, and
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: it took a while till we ended up with what
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: it what it became. But the milkshake pool on the
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: lesbian cloud and if they write and if and and
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: what was the other thing? And if they and if
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: they betray us? They end up in the in hey,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I'll watching the view, Yeah, next to the unreachable cupcake table,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: right right. So in the second act of the show,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: after we've all established that we the different things that
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: the characters want Allah Wizard of oz Um, it takes
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: on a more like bold Okay, we're officially in the world.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: So the colors are all saturated, meant to like mimic
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: the vibe of Chechnicolor back in the day. It's very bright. Yeah,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: it's bright, and the costumes are more saturated, and I
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: think you know, you know, Judy, I remember is in
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: that like Hot Pink. I think everything was sort of
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: cranked up. It wasn't just in the coloring in post production,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: but also in the in the costumes. But yes, you're
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: still in a muted outfit except for your shoes. Eh. Yeah,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I'm totally muted. Um. I don't know why I chose
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: or Carrie chose me to be in like Brown, but
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I am. Um. Now, this body bag thing is really funny. Okay,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: there's a few things wrong with the scene too, And
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I didn't have to go to scrubs Wiki to see
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: the ship, right. I remember this when it's obviously a
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: foam fire extinguisher and Johnny is clutching it so tightly
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: that you can see it's fig right, you can see
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: him squeezing. Well, he's nervously. I was. First of all,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: this is an example of how someone directing and they're
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: in the scene can fuck up. Because I'm in a
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: fucking body bag. I'm not exactly seeing that Johnny is
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: nervously squeezing the fire extinguisher, which is just a piece
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: of foam. It looks really funny when you rewatch it
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: because he nails me with it, and then of course
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: we should have switched it out. But in his close
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: up he's like squeezing it like it's a pillow. Yeah,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Castle baby, Johnny Castleman. That dialogue is so funny. Dead
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: people should remain dead because I thought you were dead?
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Then why are you hitting me? Because dead people should
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: be dead? Very funny. And then the janitor needs an
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: oil can. So I guess he's sort of the tin
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: man in this story. Okay, so if he's the tin man,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: then what is Carla? Was the line? Because that's courage.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: You should have been the tin man. I guess you're
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: the tin man. I guess you're the tin man. It's
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: just he's just getting that jokey line like give me
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: the oil can, oil can. Yeah, you need the heart now.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Ray Boulger is the name of the actor who played
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: the scarecrow. I'm so confused. The character that's donating the
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: heart is named Ray Boulger, right, which I can leave
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: is the name of the actor who played the scarecrow.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Got it because because it's because if you're really paying attention,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: you have that awesome scene with David Downs and you
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: go Okay, what's his name? And he says Ray and
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: then it becomes clear that his name is Ray Boulger. Okay,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: but here's the thing. The scarecrow didn't need the heart.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: The scarecrow needed the brain. Then Elliot's the scarecrow, right
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: because actually Cox even calls her like your straw headed
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: scarecrow self. Right. Um, so Eliot's the scarecrow because she
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: needs brains. Right. The ten Man needed a heart and
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: the Lion needed courage. Is God's Carla? Right? And and
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Jack is the wicked witch, but so is Jordan. No,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Jackson munchkin that turns grain? Are there green munchkins in
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: The Wizard of Oz? No? In the movie a horse
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: turns a different color. It's the horse of a different color.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Is the only thing that really changes color in the movie. Well,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I assumed there was a munchkin
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: who happened to be green, because I didn't understand why
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Jack was green because he's the witch. He's scary or no? Yeah,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: well yeah, obviously that's that's that's meant to bring up
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: the witch. But I feel like because he's the scary
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: thing that uh Carl is afraid of that that's the
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, But you know that's that's
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: an interpretation. I guess he could be another witch. There's
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: multiple witches. By the way, we just to return to
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: the lips. Those are kudos to the makeup department. Those
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: should look good. Those were just silicon or I don't
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: know what they were made of there, phip foam, But
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: the way that they glued them on, it looked so real.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: It really looked like she'd been stung by a bee
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: in her lips. You know that should that sh Krista
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: had me Rolland oh my god, her having to explain
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: it all while she's doing it. Yes, like she could
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: be in the room and just do it by herself
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: and then let the action do it. But every mistake
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: she makes, she explains it to the freaking audience. That
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: shit had me roll. And the noises, the noises Christa's
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: makes are so funny when she goes I can't even
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: duplicate it, but it's like, oh, that was really funny.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: How about when you when you're right? So let's talk
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: with the scene. With every downs you're acting is so
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: good in the scene, man, I appreciate it, and thank
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: you very very it's very easy to act when you
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: got a good director, yes, and a good scene partner
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: because David no doubt, wonderful shit actor and a really
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: good teacher man, great teacher and also just a wonderful man. Anyway,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: he goes, Ugo, you can ask me anything, and he go,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: do you shave your head because you like the way
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: it looks her? Because you're going bad? How do you
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: say one syllable and it's so funny you don't know?
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: You like held it back and then you're like, like,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: you've never revealed that to another soul. I'm gonna be
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: honest with you. I think it's all of us working together.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: At this point, I was, you know, you look for
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: new ways to say things, and I was very brave
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: at this point, and I felt like I could say
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: it this way, and I think I could get a
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: laugh out of it, and so you know, when you're
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: you know, that's that's It's not to make a big
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: story out of a out of one line, but that
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: when I watched that. When I watched that today, I
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: was like, Wow, that was a very interesting choice. How
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: did I come up with that choice? And my only
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: explanation for it all is like at this point I
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: was willing to try anything to make people laugh. Yeah,
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: well it was a good choice. It reminded me remember
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: were talking along while ago about Michael J. Foxon is
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: impeccable timing. It's like if you take the pause split
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: seconds longer. I think one of the things that's funny
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: about it is there is like the obvious amount of pause,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: and then you took a few micro seconds longer, which
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: and then and then really hit the b hard. I
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: don't know it and your face. It was all very
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: very funny, and that scene is just very moving and
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: very simple and um. But even what he says though too,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: even how he says it, though, you know what I mean,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: why are all these people doing this? Because if you,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: if your son gives his if your son gives his heart,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: we all whoever gets convinces you, gets to do the
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: operation right. And he says, you know, these people are
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: all these people all I think it's something like I'm paraphrasing,
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: these people all want my son's heart, but they don't
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: even know his name. Yeah, And that just tells you
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: the disconnect that surgeons have really when you think about it,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: from the people that they're operating. Yeah, but then you do,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: then you do a very you say a very noble thing,
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: and that you can say, listen, I'm going to be
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: blunt with you. This is the right thing to do.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: This that your child is not he's not going to
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: make it, and this heart will save someone who will
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: make its life. And you can you can say you
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: don't want me on the surgery, but it is the
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: right thing to do. And I thought you were really
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: good there. Thank you, but I gave myself goose bumps
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: describing your performance. I love it. Thank you. But here's
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: here's here's a question. Is that Turk's right to say
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: that to that man? Well, he asked his opinion. I
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: think I think it's Turk's right to say what he
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: if he's asked his opinion what he thinks is right.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: You know, um, you know you should everyone. I want
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: to remind everyone to read a Manda's book which has
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: really stuck with me about Nick's passing and the whole experience.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: It's called Live Your Life. You can get it everywhere
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: as an audiobook if you prefer to listen to books.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: But there's a lot of doctors in there giving their
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: opinions and part of the battle that she had was
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: they didn't often line up and she talked to one
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: guy and he'd sit her down and have a heart
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: to heart and she'd be crying and go, okay, okay,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: I got it. And then she'd go talk to someone
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: else and like, what the hell's he talking about? I
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: don't listen. Don't listen to doctor Tim, you know, and
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: she'd be like so confused, you know, because it isn't
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: it isn't an exact science. It's there's definitely room for interpretation.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: And of course, in this situation, when it's time to
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: give up and say, yes, now you can harvest my
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: child's organs, I mean, who can say when that time comes.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: But but Turk certainly had an opinion that, you know,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: with or without him performing the surgery, that it is
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: it was time. It was the right thing to do.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: And in terms of being able to save another human
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: being's life, right on, how about still I love it
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: when Bonds wins at the game that he I don't think.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: I don't think Elliott knows who is so Barry Bonds was.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Let me see how much I got right. He was
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: a very famous home run hitter and he had huge
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: arms and he would hit the ball very far. And
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: then it came out that he was on steroids. Yes,
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: and they kept him in the in the Hall of Fame,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: but they just put an asterix next to his name.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: He didn't make it to the halls, but in the
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: record books they put an asterix next to his record,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: his home run record. I don't know if they put
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: an asterix next to it. All I know is at
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: the time he was doing it, everyone was doing it.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: So it's not this is this is this is where
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: the bullshit comes in ahead most of major League Baseball
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: at the time was doing steroids. Most of major League
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: baseball at the time. I'm not saying anything that nobody's
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: said before. Okay, the fact that he's penalized for doing
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: what everybody else was doing because he did it better.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Is that why I don't I don't get it is
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: a funny game to me, And again I know nothing
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: about it, but it seems like they're always trying to
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: catch cheating. Like there's this new thing I read on
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: the news where the pitchers are just like flagrantly putting
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: shit on the ball. Yeah. Yeah, And so now they've
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: made a rule where like the umpires. The umpires are
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: now going to like more closely inspect their hats and
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: their shirts. And and my brother, who's obsessed with baseball,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: was telling me like, yeah, they will. They will do
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: anything they can to sneak a little gunk on the
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: ball to fuck it up and make it do weird shit.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's where this game is so much
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: secret cheating in it, dude. Absolutely. You ever watch a
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: pitcher and they, you know, grab the tip of their
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: hate or they licked their finger, or they rub their
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: hair or whatever it is. Man, this is these are
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: ways to get an advantage. Because what about the guys
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: who were putting where are they putting cork in their
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: bat or something that was a long time ago. Yeah,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: so it was lighter and they could bring the bat
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: around fast. All the problem is the bat breaks when
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: it's not solid and then you see there's cork inside. Yeah,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: that's so funny. Did you replay baseball? When I was
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: a kid, I played a lot of pal baseball. One
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: year I got MBP of my PA L team, me
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: and my brother al Police Athletic League in New York City.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: One year, me and my brother we were the home
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: run hitters on our team, that's all We hit home runs.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: And I remember we made it to the championship, and
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: I think we're playing like another team from New York.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: We played a bunch of teams, but we get to
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: There was one year we were really good and they
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: jerked us. Man, they freaking bought out a machine out
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: of nowhere, and and we had never so funny. I
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: never heard of all the sports you love, you don't
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: talk about baseball, munch. It's boring, man, It's boring to
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: play and is boring to watch. No disrespect to all
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: my major leaguers out there, but that shit. You know,
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: unless you're up, or unless the ball comes to you,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: or unless you're pitching or catching, it's a lot of
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: waiting and watching. My father, my father rest in peace.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: He loved watching the Mets, I mean love him. He
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: would scream, he would scream at them, and he would
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: be so mad, and he was just say to me, Zach,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: if there's one thing in life that's certain, the Mets
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: will always let you down. I don't know if that's true, Dude.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: They've won you, They've won two. I never seen him
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: happier than in nineteen eighty six, But I mean I remember,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: like remember that being like one of the happiest times
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: of his life. Yeah, there are no Joel just reported.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: There are no asterisks in baseball stats. So he's in
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: the record books. But most people consider him a cheater
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: and don't count his wins. They can just consider a
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: lot of people cheaters. And if that's the case, you know,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: I wonder like, no disrespect to and no disrespect to
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: all these major League Baseball players out there that that
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: did steroids, because I you know, I know you, I
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: know why you did it, to keep up with everybody
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: else who was doing it. But it's just like Lance Armstrong,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: like he how many interviews did that guy say I'm
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: not doing anything. I'm not doing anything. I'm not doing anything,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: and then it all came out that that was all
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: fucking lie. Well that's different. He was the only one
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: doing this shit though, No, his whole team was. No,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: everybody is exact. So then so then there it is.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: If everybody's doing it, you can't fault Lance for doing it,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: then can you. All you could say is, dude, when
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: you were in those interviews, when you went in those
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: vin views, so people ask you you lied that's all
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: you could really say. I mean, what's that old thing consistent?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you do it?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: You do it? No? No, no, no, no you ump No.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Jumping off a bridge is killing yourself. These guys are
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: trying to win money, dude, they're playing for money. If
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: you said to me, we're all jumping off a bridge
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: for a billion dollars, I'd be like, all right, I'll
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: give it a shot. There's that great documentary, um, what
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: was it called? About a billion dollars? Watch this documentary.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: I saw an eCos documentary. He's a dickhead. I saw
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: a ship. I saw. But I'm telling our listeners to
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: watch it because it's fascinating. It's one of those documentaries
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: where it starts out being about one thing and then
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: the guy totally discovers something else. I love those kind
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: of documentaries. And it's about it's about cycling and doping
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: and everything. Yes, all of this drug use and all
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: of these these things that people do are destructive to
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: their bodies over time. For these small windows of creating
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: like greatness and sports is not worth it to just
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: a human life. And that's the angle we need to
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: change because everybody's like, why not just do it? Then?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: If everybody's doping, everybody should do it. We're telling people
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: to kill themselves faster through sport for our entertain and
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: I'm saying it's your call. Look, that's what you just said.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: I'm saying it's your call. For a billion dollars, I
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: can understand why you did it for a million. For
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: that money, I understand why you did it. Dude. I
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: saw this meme that was like, let's just let all
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: these Olympic athletes take whatever drugs they want. Let's see
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: how fast somebody can find Let's see what goes. Let's
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: get there. You want to see. You want to see
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: what's happening. You want to see the real deal. Holy Field.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: You want to see what enhancements we can have. We're
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: talking about wanting to meet bionic people. Let's go all
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: the way to add and you get there. Speaking of drugs,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: I have to tell you that now that marijuana is
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: legal in Manhattan, you really don't smell anything. But we
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: just it's just it's like I passed a woman in
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Union Square Park pulling a bong. Hit Yes, Freedom, Donald
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: was there? Water? Was there? Water in the bar? Yeah?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: She was just in the know the park, pulling the
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: bong here. I love it. It's hilarious, but you cannot
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: it's just the constance. I'm sure maybe you'll die down
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: when the novelty is over. But I've been here a
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: few days and all you smell outside is weed. So
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: I'm on a group chat with all my friends from
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: back home, and all of them when this thing dropped,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: We're all like, dude, this is the best day ever,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: all of them so excited to smoke weed. People just
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: falling house street like cigarettes. It's hilarious. Yeah. Yeah, that's
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: New York. Baby. We're smoking blunts before blunts everywhere. Um,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: I know, I bet you white owls and freaking uh
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: and uh Philly blunts and Swiss or sweets have never
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: been more on the come up as far as stocks
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: go than they have in this fast few months since
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: New York, where it's it's really funny and and yeah, anyway,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: you'll see when you come here, you're gonna come visit me,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: aren't you. Yeah, I hope, So I hope to bring
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: the kids to New York this year. Come on, my dude,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: it's tough. There's a lot of us man I know,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: you got to pay to fly a lot of those kids,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: and open numbers are going right now. It's like, yeah, well,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: the only thing I can rationalize for you is that
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: La County is particularly horrible. You can get the fuck
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: out of there. Well, it's not particular. It's not the
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: worst in the nation. How about that? No, I know,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: but it's pretty bad, right, aren't they going back to
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: mass inside there? They started that on Monday today. All right,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: let's talk about that big epic end crane shot. This
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: was really cool to do. Everyone we know I like
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: to play with cranes, and you've got Sam's bands singing
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: on the roof. And the idea was because it because
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: we were had the luxury of being in a real
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: hospital that we could crane down and see the end
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: of each story from the outside. Um. It was an
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: enormous crane. It was calling the Keela Crane, I believe,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: And it wasn't even high enough. So they had to
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: build a construction, built a platform, um, and then we
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: put the crane base on top of the platform because
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: in order to reach Sam and the band on top
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: of the roof, it wasn't even high enough at like
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: whatever it was one hundred feet and that's why the
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: end shot is a high shot of you walking out
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: into the street and everything like right and not it
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: doesn't come down. Well, no, it does come down, But
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: then I wanted to go back up at the end
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: of the rainbow in this right, Okay, got it, But
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: that would be I always like when it's a crane
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: shot and it turns into a winner, like you mean
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: they come off and it comes into a steadicam shot. Yeah,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: sh yeah, yeah, yea yeah. I love that. There used
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: to be a thing where like you would dangle a
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: steadicam operator off the end of a crane and it's
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: so dangerous, but they would literally you can see videos
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: of it on YouTube. They would like take a crane
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: up in the air, right, and then the guy would
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: be rigged, rigged, attached to the end, and then the
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: crane would come down and then just seamlessly, they'd unhook
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: the dude and he'd start walking and uh, it's crazy.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: But now with all the advent of of of these
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: new rigs that are just you know, gimbals and their
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: remote heads that you can hold, so now they do it.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: So that's on the crane. The crane comes down and
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: they unhook that it's not a human being crazy. Um,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: thank goodness for that. But anyway, um, yeah, and you'll
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: see Jack looking at the crane because of course he's
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: a child and he's curious about the giant crane outside
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: the window. But I thought that was really cool shot
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: and I, um, yeah, that was so sweet. Sam's band singing. Um,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: that's a Hawaiian Um singers rendition of that. His name
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: is Izzy. Yeah, I forgot it. I don't know how
• 1:06:41
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• 1:06:57
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• 1:07:00
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• 1:07:04
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• 1:07:09
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• 1:07:29
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• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: and Ryan. Bro Well, my movie I think is getting
• 1:07:35
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• 1:07:39
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• 1:07:45
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• 1:07:50
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• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: then um, then the movie got pushed. So I'm gonna
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: talk about that. I'm obviously gonna plug our amazing podcast,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: and um what else am I going to talk about
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: the Emma nomination. I'm about to say, you got a
• 1:08:06
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• 1:08:11
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• 1:08:39
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• 1:08:43
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• 1:08:48
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• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: was up against Tarantino and I didn't. I wasn't. I
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: didn't even think about what I would say, would you?
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember. It was a blur, I think I was.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: I can't even believe this. I think I was buzzed
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: because Carrie Brothers and I were at the bar, like
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: we weren't even. This wasn't even It wasn't you know,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: it wasn't part of the section they don't put on
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: the show. It was you know, there's Grammys all day long.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: It's like best Samba hip Hop Album, you know, like
• 1:09:15
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• 1:09:23
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• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: I just beat Tarantino, like I have nothing prepared to say,
• 1:09:29
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• 1:09:33
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• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Speaking of samba hip hop albums, Dude, let me tell
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: you something right now. That bad Bunny got me going. Dude,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: and I only understand one word he says, I only
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: understand one word he said, one phrase, He says, cool phenomenon.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: That's my favorite line I've ever heard in my life.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Cool phenomenon. He did that ship is fired. Dude. There's
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: a show that I recommend that you'll like coomenon. I
• 1:10:13
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  Speaker 1: The new documentary Oh my god, Donald, I have not,
• 1:10:21
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• 1:10:23
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• 1:10:26
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• 1:10:29
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  Speaker 1: distant freaking jay z distim. He told all of the
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: rapper particulus, get back to rapping. You T pain in
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: too much? It's so good, So rude. Everybody doesn't. Now
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: everybody does. When you watch this documentary, which Donald, you
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: really should watch, you'll love it. The first episode is
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: about boys to man, and I didn't realize how quick
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: their downfall was once all the white boy bands came out.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: So dude, that's that was for every body though. And
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: the crazy thing is that a lot of people don't
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: give props to the people that brought them, like some people,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: like the one person that I feel like deserves all
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: the props in the world. When it comes to all
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: these girls that are out right now from when I
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: was a kid, from when I was from like ninety six,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: I think Brandy, Dude, Brandy fucking every song you hear
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: right now is an incarnation of what she's what she
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: did back in the day. It's crazy. You know who
• 1:11:27
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• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: was before his time. Craig David another one, Dude, everybody,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: everybody was doing his music ten years later, doing his
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: style ten years later. It's just it's really interesting. It's
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: just I'm just saying it's really interesting. A lot of
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: people watching documentary the first the first episode is about
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: how Boys to Men became so huge and they were
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: killing it, and then then they started to figure out, like, whoa,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: what if we just made them like pretty white boys
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: who could sing, like would that be bigger, and then
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: it was and then those guys, like those guys lost
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: everything and like they're playing the Vegas now it goes over,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: it goes over and over again with everything. New addition
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: was the dopest boy band in the world. To me,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: what they do? They came out with new Kids Are
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: on the Block? Yeah, yeah, uh, Jodicee and freaking Boys
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: to Men. What a dopest They came out with ninety
• 1:12:29
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• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: Oldtown and freaking the rest of the boy band. Yeah.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: The only one that's interviewed, by the way, is Nick Lache,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: which which is great. He's very he's very sweetened in
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: and but but and he he's very menchy in it.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: But that's like you guys couldn't get anybody else that
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: can do this. Besides, they don't interview any other boy
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: band members. They don't want to admit to that. And
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: then at least Boys to Men is like they're there
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: one there, one member is ostracized. They don't talk to him.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: They had a falling out. So in the AGA show,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: it's only three of them, three of them. The base
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: I thought he got I thought he was injured. I
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: thought that was the reason. You know, there's like they
• 1:13:06
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• 1:13:08
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• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: New Edition. Y'all don't know about that shit. Y'all don't
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: know why Johnny Gil joined new Addition. Y'all don't know that.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Y'all don't know. I do because and then wrap by
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• 1:13:29
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• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: we got a call. You can talk some you know,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: like a bot maybe talking about the episode. So come on,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: give it up for Jared. Come on. It has been
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: a dream of none to hear the Oprah voice say
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: my name. Oh well, it just happened, Yared, it happened.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: It's been it's been a dream of mine for Oprah
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: to say my name too. Jared's probably it's probably been
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: a dream of yours to be on the show. And
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: here's some of these pad sounds like you honor me, you'll,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: you honor me? Yes, right, absolutely, Jared. You're our very
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: first guest since I moved to New York, and the
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: show has a has a lively feeling. This is the
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: hundredth episode of Scrubs. Oh wow, I am honored to
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: be on the hundred episode. That's you honor me, you'll.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: You're not on a hundredth episode of the podcast. You're
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: on the hundredth episode of Scrubs. Yes, which was the
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Wizard of Oz episode, as you recall, that's the one
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: we're talking about today. And you have an eagle shirt on,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: which looks very dapper on you eagle. I'm riding. I'm
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: riding Donald where you call going from it? I'm calling
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: from Indianapolis, Indiana, Indiana, Ira. Come. Do you know anything
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: about Indianapolis? Don't go went back to Indiana? Yeah, Jackson five. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I was there once. I don't really. I was in Nap.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: I've been in Nap before. They got sweet dunes there. Yea. Yeah,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: they're like little sand sand hills, but they're big. We're
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: not mountainous. But Indianapolis. What is Indianapolis known for other
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: than the five hundred um, pretty much. Now, okay, the
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Jackson five okay, and the Jackson five they're they're from
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Northeast Indiana, Gary Indiana, Gary Indiana, Gary Indiana, Gary Indiana, Gary, Indiana.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Let me say it once again. What's that from? It's
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: from the music Man Donalds. So there you go. Indiana
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: is known for the music Man too. Well, that's that's Gary,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: not Indianapolis. Indiana is uh in a lot of songs.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: Who are you waiting? I'm sorry? That was my boss
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: leaving the office? Jared's first day at a new job.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Oh really, it is my first day a new job. Yes,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: what's the job. What's the job? I'm an accountant at
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: a luxury apartment developer. Okay, do you like the job
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: thus far? Um? Yeah, today was mostly just you know,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: training stuff. But I've worked in the industry before, so um, yeah,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna like it. Um was Did you
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: meet the asshole yet? There's always an asshole? Um? Not yet?
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Does that mean I'm the asshole? No? No, I can
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: tell you're not an asshole. But there's gonna be a
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: day this week where you where you're gonna think of
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: me and you're gonna go oh, Zach's right, it's it's
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: jam right. Or why'd you go? Jan from the office?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: Why did you go Jan from the office. I don't know.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the first name that came into
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: my head Jan from the office that automatically makes you
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: say from the Jan. Who thinks I'm stealing her fucking
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: oatmeal out of the fridge. I don't want your fucking oatmeal, Jan.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: Somebody probably just toss it in the trash. Yeah, calm down, Um,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: all right, So do you have a question for us,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: Jarge Coke? Jan? Yeah, calm the fuck down. Jan, I'm
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: not flushing tampons in the toilet, Jared, what are you
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: supposed to do? If you're not supposed to flush feminine
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: products down the toilet, what are you supposed to do?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: That's not my area of expertise, Joel. You throw them
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: in the trash, trash, you gotta wrap them up. But
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: about feminine products, Okay, but I see all the time,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: all the time, I see do not flush your feminine products,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: And I'm going, Okay, what are these women doing with them?
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: I know they're going in the garbage, but do you
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: wrap it around a bunch of times? That's the polite
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: way to do it. That is, that is if you
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: have etiquette, dreaming at all, that is what you do. Now,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: there's such a problem women are women do not flush
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: these things. Everyone's trying to tell you. It's become such
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: a pro Oh god, he's gonna get Casey to talk
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: about this. But at least we're gonna get to hear
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: her song, which is amazing. Why did you call me
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: and here I'm I'm excited to meet the whole day.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Well did you call Casey just because you want to
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: hear her theme song? No? I didn't call Casey, Okay,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: I thought you No, no, no, no, no no no.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: You don't need to hear from Casey about how she
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: throws away her tampons. But I just think that this
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: is clearly a big problem in this country because everyone
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: has to label their toilet. Why are you making that face, Daniel? What?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: It just surprises me that this is a mystery. I'm
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: just it surprises me that they have to put up
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: so much signage to continually tell women please don't flush
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: him there and I'm here doing a public service announcement
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: for earth. Casey, Hi, Casey, Casey, come down here. Don't
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: these schools do. Tell me what these kids and that's what. Um,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: it's an embarrassing reason that Donald has called you in shocking.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: We want to talk about why, um, how to properly
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: get rid of a tampon because, by Casey, I'm sorry,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: come down here, dools, don't tell me what to do. Jared,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: you haven't heard that yet? That that's our new Casey
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: theme song that has an air yet what she's gonna think?
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: I'm the reason why this question is No. Yeah, Casey
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: has not with Jared. Not Jared. Okay, Jared, are you
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: trying to learn how to take it out of someone? Casey?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: Jared accidentally put a tampon in his butt and he
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: doesn't know how to get it out? All right? No, Casey, listen,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: I'm really asking because I'm in New York City and
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: every public toilet or every restaurant toilet has a sign
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: begging people please do not flush your tampons. And I'm
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: finally asking, as a man who knows nothing about this,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: why are so many women doing this? And what's the
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: correct way? You wrap it up in toilet paper and
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: then put it in the garbage. Yes, that's what you're
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: supposed to do. But sometimes people are lazy, and I'll
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: be honest, touching those little the trash can in the
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: bathroom is it's the kind where you have to push
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: it to open. Yeah, and who wants to touch that
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: after you know, everybody's bloody tampon has gone in there,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: right right, so you got to you know what, I
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: wrap it up. This is so gross. I wrap it
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: up and then I use my foot and I kicked
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: the door open, and then I throw it in there.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: It's if I miss, I miss. You don't pick it
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: up round. No, I'll pick it up sometimes. All right,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: Well get it, ladies, you're hearing it. That would make
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: the women's bathroom dirty. It in the men's bathroom, of course,
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: I pick it up's bathrooms bathroom so gross. Why can't
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: men piss in a yurnal? Why does it piss everywhere?
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: Exactly a fair questions. It doesn't even have to be
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: a yurnal. Come look at one of my bathrooms in
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: my house, do you know if you know, We don't
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: know if we talked about this before, but in the
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: in urinals these days, they put a little target for
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: men because if there's a little something to aim at,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: sometimes it's a fly pretend fly or something. But if
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: they give men a little something aim at, then they're
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: they're they're less likely to splatter. I mean, maybe they
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: need to put a vagina on it. Oh shit, here's
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: my wife. Y'all. You will miss Bell every time, Jared,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, how to hear this? Good thing? You're not
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: broadcasting that whole office on your first day. No, I'm
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: in the conference room. Luckily, there's a restaurant called Craigs
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: in LA and they did something I've never seen before.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: When you're standing at the urinal, you're on a great
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: already as you're standing there, and so any spillage or
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: splatter goes into the grate down into a drain. That's great. Okay,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: that's This is what I don't understand because this has
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: happened to me several times. Now, What the fuck happens
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: on an airplane that people just lose all etiquettes and
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: decide to freaking destroy the airplane bathroom? Can you answer that, Jared?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah you got Jared Campbell? Can you answer that question?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: You have to pope, let your poo out before you
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: get on the plane. Yard the plane is not How
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: does Jared know everything about all this. He's just he's
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: a specialist in this area. We brought him on because
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: he's a specialist in public urination and poop. Jared, I'm sorry, Jared,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: I'm all right. We gotta get back on you. I'll
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: tell you about the bathroom airplane. It's because no one
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: wants to touch anything, so they're all trying to pee
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: and pounding like all on the back of the thing
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: because they're not sitting. The people explode, fly try and
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: get you out, horrible aim. That's the second public service
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: before you take the plane mine. Okay, sorry, Jared, sorry
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: to hear that. Woo tank forever, all right, ever, tank
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: forever forever, ever, Go ahead, Jared. So my question is
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: mostly for you, zach Um. I'm out. That'd be funny.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: He's like, why do women just kidding? Ahead? No, I
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: do have a question for him. You made him pout
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: do or do not? There is no try. What are
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: the challenges of directing something that maybe has heavy cgi
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: or a lot of editing? Um, when there's so much
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: unseen for the actors? Well, um, that's a very good question.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: I haven't done a ton of it. I've only done
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: some of it. I haven't done a CGI affect things.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: So Donald I did a whole I did a whole
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: movie that was all CGI except for the actors in
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: the apartment building we were in that not a lot
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: of people saw. It was called Skyline, and and it's
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: if you've got a great imagination, it's a lot of
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: fun and easy to do. If you don't have a
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: great imagination, I imagine it's very difficult. And you know,
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: it really does. It really does bring you back to
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: the most base element of when you're a child and
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: you're just pretending and you get on something and go
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: it's I just thought two kids playing in the park
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: and they were like literally sitting on the railing and
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: one kid goes, no, I'm in the front seat, and
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: in their minds they were on a motorcycle or a
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: car or whatever. It really just brings you back to
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: that just pure imagination and of a director going that
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: is a volcano that's erupting and you're looking at and
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: you're literally looking at a piece of tape um and
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: you just have to really sell it and and and
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: and go for it and really destroy yourself out there
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: because there's you're not looking at anything. Occasionally they'll show
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: you drawings or previous they can say like this is
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: what it's the spirit, Like this drawing is like the
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: spirit of what that thing is going to look like
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: or that monster is gonna look like or whatever it is. Um,
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: so you can at least have a thought in your
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: mind of of of of what it is. A lot
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: of times, unless it's a CGI movie, it's not stuff
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: you need to worry about. It could be like you're
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: in a moving car, who cares what's happening on the street.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: But um, you know it is challenging. I'm sure when
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: it's you know, Donald did that Skyline movie with monsters,
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: and you certainly weren't looking at any monsters. No, there was.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: We were looking at like when you know they used
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: to to uh uh abduct humans, and I remember we
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: had no idea what they were going to look like. Um,
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: they showed us at the audition what one thing would
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: look like, and when we were shooting it, I had
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: no clue. You know, I'm gonna be honest with you.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: Making that movie it was a lot of fun, but
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: it was because we literally had no idea what it
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: was going to look like when it was done. And
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: so me, I personally I think that's Uh. I think
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: as far as uh special effects go, I love the movie. Um,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: I think everybody should go out there and watch it.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: Skyline shout out to you boy, Donald Faizon. But uh,
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: for for for the for the most part, it's uh,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: it's it's when it's done well, it's all worth it.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: When it's not done well at the end, you're like, man,
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: what what was I doing? But I mean, just for example,
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: we just all saw Black Widow and I was just
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: blown away by how seamless it all looked. And yeah,
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of times you watch movies
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: and you're like, Okay, I'm going along for the ride.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: That doesn't look anything close to real, but I'm I'm
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: in the world the movie and I'm enjoying it. And um,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: I thought that that that looked really fucking incredible. Yeah.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: It's when you can do when you can get away
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: with stuff and it looks simple and easy, that's when
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: the CG is amazing, you know what I mean. Like,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have considered Black Widow a CG movie, but
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: after watching it like four or five times, now you've
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: watched it four or five times. Yeah, there's so much
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: there's so much CG in that movie. Oh yeah, and
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: your kids love it. Uh, they've not really watched it.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: They've watched some of it. They're like, there goes they go,
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: there goes Flow. They love seeing flow, but you can
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: they can see it. Just skipped the beginning part where
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: they go, how come flow doesn't have an Italian accent anymore?
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: And black Widow? Why did she have any? Oh? Because
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: they can for an Italian accident. That's all right, Jared.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: What's your next question? Um? Well I wasn't ask Joel,
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: do we want to tell the story? Um, you can
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: tell the story. Tell the story then, yeah, ok. Yeah.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: The reason she reached out to me was, Um, I
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: actually pulled the um soup shower prank in college. Wow,
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: so you evil, evil man, dude, I am work. It
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: didn't work. It did work, Um, not as well as
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: in the show. But um, so we have Afraternian college,
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: we have a what was the fraternity? Which one was it?
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: Um Fi Delta theta Okay Neil Armstrong, Um, Burt Reynolds.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: I actually lived in Neil Armstrong's room at Purdue University.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: That's cool, cool, that's very cool. But it was the
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: third floor. UM had a communal shower that only one
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: person would use at a time. UM, but it was
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: like six shower heads in a square room. How do
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: you how do you how do you delineate? Like there's
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: six shower heads, but we don't feel comfortable being naked,
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna shower alone. No one come in. If
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: he heard the shower running, you just okay. Yeah. So
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: I put the view on cubes on all sticks shower
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: heads and just waited for somebody to go in and
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: kind of waited in a room across the hall, and
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: I just kind of hear him turn on one at
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: a time, and he's like, what the hell is going on?
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: Smells like chicken in here, and you know, I kind
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: of just waited for him to turn one on, then
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: off and move on to the next one. By the
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: end of it, he just kind of said, screw it.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: I guess I'm showering and water that smells like chicken.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: And then he just comes out across the hall after
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: he's done, and he's like, I think there's something wrong
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: with our showers, with our water, and I'm trying to
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: keep it together. But I eventually told him, you know
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: what I did and where it came from and he
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: got a good laugh out of it. Let me ask
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: you a question, did you get you got this from
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: watching Scrubs? Then? Yes, of course I didn't get my
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: who's just crazy response that I was talking for. Did
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: he come up to you and say it burn from?
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: I don't think he really cared too much, but yeah,
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: he's like, oh that's that's great, good job. Yeah, Scrubs.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: Can you take the fucking bully on cues out of
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: the shower? Now? Like turned into a paste afterwards. So
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: I pretty much just had to let the showers run
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: for like two hours? Are you wasting all my water? Yeah? Man,
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: doesn't sound. I'm glad you tried, and I'm sorry. I'm
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: sorry to you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry we failed you. Yeah,
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: that's okay, it was worth it all right, Jared, It
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: is time for Indianapolis's favorite segment. It's time for It's
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: time little oh me, It's time to fix ye? Lie dad?
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: How can we rescue you from whatever ails you? Well?
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: I don't have anything super specific, um, but I did
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: just get married two months ago. Congratulations, Thank you. Just
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: kind of entering into a new realm of my relationship
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: and I just wanted to get your advice on that. Okay,
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: Donald m has been married before um, and he's a specialist.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: He's the only married one here. Although Daniel could soon
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: be falling. You gotta stop saying that. Why I'm talking
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: about why not when you because you're putting a lot
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: of pressure on me. Well, she doesn't listen to the show.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: That does not stop the Internet from them being like, so,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: what's good Daniel? Yeah, what's good? Guys if you listen
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: to it, if you watch his twitch stream, be like Daniel,
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: when do you propose participates in the twitch stream? Perfect?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: Even better? Better? Better, like Daniel, if you propose now,
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: I'll drop a Hondy on this. Yeah, that's what you do.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: Anybody out there who got real dough. Yeah, get on
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: that twitch with DJ Daniel. Yeah, and make it rain
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: and make it rain. If he proposes in front of you,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: when I say make it rain, make it rain, baby,
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: make it rain. Yeah, it'll make it rain. With twenties,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: bring out them. Hondy's all right, sorry, Jared, Donald, give
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: him advice. You've been through this marriage thing. I have
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: no advice you. I don't know what the question is,
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: he said. He wants to. He just got married, and
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: he tips on being a newly married man. Enjoy that. Shit. Man,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: you're in the fun stage right now. It's been a
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: couple of weeks, a couple of months, you said, yeah,
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: two months. Yeah, you guys are probably having a lot
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: of sex, aren't you. Yes. Well, well, my parents are
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: gonna listen to this, probably later. But you're petty, you're
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: a grown ass man. You married Doc. Still just a
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: little bit of a embarrassment. But you don't have to
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: answer that, Donald, but I can. I think it's safe
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: to say if the newly wents, there is copulation. Right,
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: So that being said, enjoy that because in a few
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: years it ain't gonna be every day. That's all I'm saying. Okay,
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: anything other than sex, you'd like to advise him on talk? Oh?
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: I thought that's what he was asking about. What about
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: the expression holly wife, happy life. Oh, that's true. All
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: of it's true. Every little anecdote you heard or cliche
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: you've heard is most likely true when it comes to marriage.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: It's the hardest thing you'll ever do. It's the most
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: fun you'll ever have. But I don't know, I don't know,
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the advice would would be. You're
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: newly married. You guys are in a great state right now.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: Try and keep it fresh the whole time until you die,
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: as long as you can. Say I far be it
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: from me to give advice because I'm not married, but
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: I think, don't be afraid to work on it while
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: it's good. You know, I have a stepmother who's a
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: marriage counselor you've heard me say, my parents are psychologists,
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: and of course I have a therapist, and they all
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: say like, don't be afraid, and they encourage people now
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: while it's good, work on communication skills. And you know,
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: if if someone you know who has a great relationship
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: book and how to keep it getting the love you
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: want is one my therapist, I know he always pitched
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: to people. But so that's what I've heard a lot
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: is like, don't wait until like shit goes off the
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: rails and you're like, now we need therapy, Like work
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: on it actively in the beginning, so that you have
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: a tool set like when shit does come up that
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: you can fight in a kind way if you will,
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: you have a way of communicating that's that's not mean,
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: and it does not as hurtful as it needs to be,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: and because obviously disagreements are going to come up. It's
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: just like a normal relationship you've been in that wasn't marriage,
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: but now you've committed to each other for life. So
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: I would really encourage you to develop skill sets that
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: for communication that that don't make it everything become a
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: ten alarmed fire. You know, Daniel, you're in our successful relationship.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: You don't get married. Can you give them any advice?
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: I echo that sentiment entirely. Make sure that you work
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: on everything. Don't let anything hang over your head, don't
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: let anything stew. Intrusive thoughts are pure really that they're
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: not real, they're just in your head. Just talk to
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: your partner about everything. Yeah, and be vulnerable. You know.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of men are like, oh, I
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: don't want to seem insecure or I don't want to
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: seem weak. You know. I think it's really really good
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: to just be like, hey, this thing is bothering me
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: and I'm in my head about it, and can we
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: just talk about it. I think that that's very smart. Jared, Jared,
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: you get one good cry, then after that and then
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: after that, Yeah, that's did you get one good funny
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: he's trying to be funny, and then after that it's unnecessary.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: So I'm just saying, right now, save that cry for
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: when you really need. It's like, no, this is like
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: the devil on one side and the angel on the other.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: He's like, you can only manipulate your wife with one
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: good cry. Now, I'm saying after that, after that, after that,
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: I just want to animate, baby. I just want to
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: animate in the garage. Baby. Please just let me animate
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: in the garage with rebels on in the background. Please.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: All right, Jared, I hope we help you getting the
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: love you want. That's the book I would think you
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: should you should get because I've heard that that's good. Yeah.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: I think that's good for talking it out and uh
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: and communication, anything you can do to communicate better and
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: be honest. I think it's great. Well you can stay
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: see Yeah, Honestly, honesty is truly key, you know what
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: I mean. Obviously, how long are you guys? How long
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: are you guys dating before you got married? Um, we've
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: been together. There'll be five years in a couple of months. Um,
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: but we're supposed to be married last July and then
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: COVID cod um So you guys been together for five years,
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: so you guys know each other very very well, so
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: there shouldn't be too many surprises at this point. You
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: know we actually, I mean we lived together for two
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: years plus. Now you already did it the right way.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: But you already did it the right way because you
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: know for a fact this is the person you want
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: to be with. You know what, you got a new job, Jared, thing,
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: this is a good this is a good time for
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: you to play. It's a good time to be Jared. Yeah. Um,
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: so be present and grateful and uh and happy that
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: things are going so well because I am happy for you.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: And you can stay on because we finished the show.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: This was the hundredth episode of Scrubs. Yes, Jared, can
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: I give a quick shout out? Yes? No, you may not. No, no,
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: let him Okay, shout whoever you want to shout out.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: I need to shout out my lifelong best friend. He
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: was the best man of my wedding, Mike McBride. He's
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: the one that got me the shirt as a wedding present.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: He also big Mike should have showed you this earlier.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: I Bahamas episodes. Shout out Mike McBride. Mike. He is
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: in Germany right now. I'm studying abroad. Um, I wish
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: you could be here next to me on this podcast
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: because him and I, you know, watched Scrubs for forever together.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: And yeah, he's gonna be really jealous when he sees
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: me on here. Oh well, I'm glad you're on, and
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: I'm glad Mike's uh gave you all those good Scrubs toys,
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: really nice gifts. I think if for getting one other
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: person that you need to shout out, Jared, I'm just
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: gonna shout out my wife. Yeah, she's actually a nurse.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: So uh, I guess Scrubs maybe led me to marry
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: somebody in the medical field. You found her on Carlo,
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: You found Carlo. She's very much like Carla too. Oh
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: she'll bust anybody's chops for sure. Good. Um, well, Jared,
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: thank you for coming on, and thank you for the
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: kind words, and thank you all for listening. Joelle, is
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: there anything you want to say? You are great? Uh?
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: Are you asking about marriage and relationships that I'm giving you?
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: There anything you want to say? The listeners around the globe, well,
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: we'd say bye bye. Um, I don't know support Zach
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: and his Emmy nomination. If you have control over an
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: Emmy voter, lets them know Zach is the only way
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: to vote. Need it, We need it. You're a good friend,
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: good friend, Joel, all right, we love you. And how
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: do you want to ask Danel if he wants to
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: say anything? Dand do you want to promote your your
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: twitch stream? Come on? Tell him what you gonna do
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: him Sunday, And yes, I will twork for you. He
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: might even propose if you make it rain hard enough. Yes,
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: it can't be no light drizzle. It has to be
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: a freaking thunderstorm for him to do the proposal. I guess,
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: by the way, Daniel, that would be a great way
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: since you're since your gal doesn't listen to the podcast,
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: that would be a great way for you to propose,
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: and somehow Donald and I can be involved that way.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: I think you should propose live on Twitch. I'll keep
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: that in mind if and when, If and when I
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: know you have a friend Brow I'm not if it.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's ten years from now. They might not even
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: have a Twitch anymore. But it would be fun. Donald.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: I want to get an only fans with you and
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: m dude, and we could do some really free in
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: crazy shit on it to boil each other up. See
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: what happens, dude, that would be so cool if we
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: oiled each up each other? Do we make like a
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: million dollars in two hours if we did that? Dude?
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, when I'm coming, I'm gonna come and
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 1: hit you. I'm gonna come and visit you in New York.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring some fucking baby. This case, we're allowed
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: to do things. If it's just for only fans, no, well,
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 1: we don't go. We don't gotta, We don't listen. That
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 1: doesn't think it's so. I don't think it's cheating if
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: it's me and you on only fans, ask her. I
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: don't think there needs to be penetration. All I'm saying
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: is all we gotta do is just get make it
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: and rub each other down with all yes. Yes, And
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: if they're shifting, they're shifting. How much money do you
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: think we can make if we did that? I don't know,
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: but enough to go on a nice trip to Europe.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: Let's do it, yo, Jared, Welcome to the podcast Hit
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: Up Joel. If you want to hit up Joel's out
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 1: do not hit up. We're not getting we made, said
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: the janitor who loved him. I said, he just stories.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 1: Netwals should no so gather around you. Here are gather
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 1: around you, Here are spect free. Watch your winds and time.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmmm