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What is Science? · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

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Brian McFadden: You were right.
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Brian McFadden: Air sound… you don't hear this when it plays?
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Testecleese: No, which is crazy, because I heard all of this before you hit play. Same thing I did when I.
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Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Oh, there it is!
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Brian McFadden: Got it? Alright, let's do this shit.
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Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And now's the time when things are shifting.
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Audio shared by Brian McFadden: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
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Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I'm leaving.
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Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Who are fake news?
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Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 322 of the Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeffrey.
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Brian McFadden: And I'm Ryan.
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Testecleese: I noticed you guys drinking some beers, talking about what's going on.
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Testecleese: And number one on my list tonight, Brian, is Zoom apparently updated, and…
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Brian McFadden: We're all fucked up.
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Testecleese: Yeah.
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Testecleese: It's working completely different, it wouldn't let me just click the link, I had to, like, go through my browser and open up a new thing.
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Testecleese: And I had issues sharing through here.
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Testecleese: If you're gonna update things, update them, don't change them. You know what I mean?
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Testecleese: And then that left you having to do the music and the record, setup, which…
1:41
Testecleese: If Ray were around, I'd ask for him a full-time job with us, collecting 33% of everything we collect.
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Testecleese: He wants to push the buttons and make it work?
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Brian McFadden: I'll take over that job.
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Testecleese: but, anyway, something came up about this Guthrie abduction.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: wah, what's going on? I don't know if I care.
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Testecleese: Any more than if it's anyone else who's kidnapped. Yeah, it's sad, but, like, why did this make national news?
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Brian McFadden: Because she's Susan Guthrie's mother, that's wonderful.
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Testecleese: Havana, right?
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Brian McFadden: Havana, yeah.
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Testecleese: So? Who watches Good Morning America? For real?
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Brian McFadden: Not me, I'm at work.
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Testecleese: Well, there's your answer, I suppose, huh?
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Testecleese: But yeah, I don't know, what, they got a description out now from… where'd they… how'd they get a description, and of this guy and his bag?
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Brian McFadden: From… from a, unactive Ring camera that Google owns.
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Testecleese: Okay, so it was stored somewhere in the cloud.
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Brian McFadden: Yes.
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Testecleese: Wow. That's a little terrifying.
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Brian McFadden: Google watches your shit.
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Testecleese: Yeah, to think that Google would just go in and pull out information from your neighbor's Ring doorbell cams and see what's going on at your house.
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Brian McFadden: Yup.
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Testecleese: Lucky for me, nobody's door points anywhere near my house.
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Brian McFadden: And I know Heathering!
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Testecleese: You don't, but your neighbor might.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, they probably do. Never.
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Testecleese: Quoting you moving all those bricks of cocaine in and out of your house all day.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, what bricks a cocaine?
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Brian McFadden: And also, I saw that they have found some blood DNA in her house that is not hers, so…
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Testecleese: Oh, so she fought back, most likely.
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Brian McFadden: But I'm gonna stick with my thesis. If she hasn't been, like, recovered by now, it's no longer a kidnapping.
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Testecleese: Yeah, already dead.
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Testecleese: Yeah, possibly.
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Testecleese: I guess we'll see where this goes, because it seems like nobody's gonna let this leave the news cycle.
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Testecleese: The grand jury has declined to file charges against, 6 of the Democrats who were…
4:06
Testecleese: The whole, don't follow illegal orders things?
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Testecleese: And we were saying, yes, it's already against the rules to follow illegal orders. You'll go to jail for it.
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Testecleese: It seems like these folks are trying to imply they were receiving illegal orders.
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Testecleese: And telling them that they should not follow them.
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Testecleese: It's more black and white than these folks are trying to make it sound.
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Testecleese: Anyone who's been in the service knows this. Very rarely do you actually get handed illegal orders, and if you do, it's usually because someone doesn't quite understand the rules.
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Testecleese: But yeah, the grand jury refused to indict 6 of them, which…
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Testecleese: I think, I don't know, Brian might know.
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Testecleese: I think the only guy who's actually received any kind of indictment was the, senator, what's his name there? The Navy captain.
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Testecleese: Oh, who was he?
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Brian McFadden: Kelly, Kelly.
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Testecleese: Mark Kelly. Not Mark Kelly, is it? Yeah, Mark Kelly. Yeah.
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Testecleese: So he's the only one who's actually gonna face any kind of charges for this?
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Brian McFadden: No, because the federal government came out and said that the Department of War can't do it.
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Testecleese: Okay, so that's…
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Brian McFadden: I disagree with it, but…
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Testecleese: Why can't they?
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Brian McFadden: There's a court injunction right now in place, so…
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Testecleese: the DOW should be able to do this.
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Brian McFadden: Yes, I should. That's why I shared the article.
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Testecleese: Well, it's funny, because all three of us shared this article right away.
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Testecleese: But that just… this is what they do, they have their own judicial system. Do people realize that?
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Testecleese: And if you're collecting a pension, you're still… You know what I mean?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, you're still under some jurisdiction.
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Testecleese: Exactly.
6:02
Testecleese: and here's the big problem that's gonna come out of this.
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Testecleese: The Democrats have set a precedent.
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Brian McFadden: Yep, it's gonna backfire, huh?
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Testecleese: Within 10 years, this is gonna go the other way, and they're gonna scream up and down.
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Brian McFadden: Yep.
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Testecleese: That something should happen about it.
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Testecleese: Just like the FACE Act, right?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: Alright.
6:26
Testecleese: Virginia, we talked about this already, I think, cannabis hypermedia.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, we have,
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Testecleese: cases are surging. Could that be because people are growing it more, or…
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Brian McFadden: Powerful more? More powerful?
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Testecleese: Possibly, or it's because they're looking for it more, and they're finding more ways to…
6:48
Testecleese: You know what I mean? Just like everything's autistic now, you know what I mean?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: Because, I mean, I've known some people that smoke some… Heavy flour all the time.
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Testecleese: And they're not dealing with actual sickness. I mean, look at, like, Willie Nelson. How old is that guy? You'd think you'd have lung issues if it was that big a deal.
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Testecleese: Not that it's good to smoke stuff.
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Testecleese: But you think he would be dealing with these issues, too, if smoking a lot of pot would do that to you?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, it has a reputation. We don't know if it actually smokes it or not.
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Testecleese: He gave up now. He has stopped, but that's in his old age.
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Testecleese: But, I mean… Snoop, and he's selling his own strains now.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah?
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Testecleese: We've talked about Mayor Bass several times over there in Los Angeles County.
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Brian McFadden: Sometimes she's the mayor of Los Angeles, yeah.
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Brian McFadden: That was out of the country when her…
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Brian McFadden: Her town… her town caught on fire.
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Testecleese: Yeah, and… It's funny, because we brought this up right away when they…
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Testecleese: Changed the reports to make it look like it was someone else's fault.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: And I don't know if you saw the interview when she was confronted with this, the blowback they're talking about. She was confronted at, like, a press conference.
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Testecleese: She… no shit.
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Testecleese: Rage quit. She just turned around and stormed off.
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Brian McFadden: Wow.
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Testecleese: Yeah, like, nope, done.
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Brian McFadden: That's not a good characteristic of them to be a major city mayor, is to do tender tantrums.
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Testecleese: Yeah, and what… Los Angeles is one of the, like, top 10 cities in the country, isn't it?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: places. And then, you know, Los Angeles County, which is the greater area, which is enormous population-wise.
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Testecleese: Okay.
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Testecleese: What's up with this,
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Testecleese: You know, let's skip this one, I got somewhere else to bring this voter ID thing in, so…
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Brian McFadden: Okay.
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Testecleese: Yeah. I think, I forgot I had put one in follow-up.
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Testecleese: when I had put other stuff together earlier.
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Testecleese: Alright, this FAA thing in El Paso, I heard probably 3 or 4 stories about what happened.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: And from what I understand, this party balloon theory wasn't an actual report.
9:13
Brian McFadden: Okay.
9:14
Testecleese: from what I… from what I'm hearing from the…
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Testecleese: DOD, anyway, D-O-W, I'm sorry, my mistake, that's still new.
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Brian McFadden: Yep.
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Testecleese: What they're saying is this was a cartel drone.
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Testecleese: That was in the airspace of the airport in El Paso.
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Testecleese: Is this the first time since 9-11 the FAA has shut down flight space over a, airspace over a city?
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Brian McFadden: Like that. Like, it was like a blanket shutdown, yeah.
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Testecleese: Yeah.
9:47
Testecleese: Well, then I saw somewhere that the…
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Testecleese: the army wanted to try out some weapons.
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Brian McFadden: Good!
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Testecleese: I don't know, I doubt it.
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Testecleese: And maybe that's why they shut down the airspace, but all I can think of is, all you need is one aircraft up there, and you shoot… energy weapons up there to disrupt electronics, you're taking down any aircraft in its route between the ground and…
10:08
Testecleese: infinity, you know what I mean?
10:12
Brian McFadden: I know what you mean.
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Testecleese: But yeah, maybe that's why they shut down the airspace, so they could try out this new take-it-out-of-the-sky weapon.
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Testecleese: Anyway, what are your, what's the best…
10:26
Testecleese: story you heard about what happened in El Paso, because I…
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Brian McFadden: Well, the party balloon theory, but they thought it was a cartel drone.
10:34
Testecleese: What's a party balloon?
10:36
Brian McFadden: Like the ones you get at Dollar Tree.
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Testecleese: Oh, you mean like a Mylar…
10:43
Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
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Testecleese: Kid, kid's balloon.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
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Testecleese: Well, if that's the case, then they still did a better job than Biden.
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Testecleese: Oh yeah, big time. I wanted somebody to bring that up, you know? It's like, mine just let it…
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Brian McFadden: Float across the countryside. Take pictures of our.
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Testecleese: missile silos.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: it down. They can't…
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Brian McFadden: They can't get it now, you know, it never transmitted or anything like that.
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Testecleese: can't get to the film now. I was like, what, you thought they were gonna wait for it to come back?
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Brian McFadden: in collecting.
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Testecleese: Film?
11:16
Testecleese: Jeez.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, but, you know, and they're saying that, you know, this was a secret weapon being tested, blah blah blah blah blah, so…
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Testecleese: Isn't that why we have ARM51, though? Is for exactly this stuff?
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Testecleese: Why wouldn't we just use it there when, you know, let people think it's aliens?
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Brian McFadden: Maybe we did.
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Testecleese: Oh, and thought this is more of a real-world opportunity to try it out?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: Maybe.
11:43
Testecleese: Maybe, who knows, I mean…
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Testecleese: Every now and then, a new weapon comes out for the Army, or whatever, or the Navy, dear God.
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Testecleese: And you're like, oh, that's cool.
11:54
Testecleese: Climate change thing, what's this about?
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Brian McFadden: Basically, back, I believe, in the Biden administration or the Obama administration, they put this EPA pro- protocol in place, not a law, just rules that said that, CO2 gas…
12:16
Brian McFadden: See, carbon dioxide was a pollutant.
12:21
Testecleese: And so that's how they regulated all these different climate change rules that we all have to live by. Well, how do they decide what's a pollutant?
12:32
Brian McFadden: Some sci- the 98% of the scientists got together.
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Testecleese: Yeah, but… Okay, that's just not… I hate when people say something like that.
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Brian McFadden: That's exactly what I said! There was a consensus of scientists!
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Testecleese: Like, you literally collected everyone who works in every science on the planet, and asked them, and 98% of them.
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Brian McFadden: No, they didn't!
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Testecleese: Because trust me, I know a whole bunch of guys…
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Brian McFadden: Because you're the one in a million person that's gonna take their statistic and actually go look it up.
13:07
Brian McFadden: And raise the bullshit flag!
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Testecleese: Well, I mean, what do you consider a scientist?
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Testecleese: Do you need a PhD to be considered a scientist in this scenario, or do you just need to work in the sciences?
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Brian McFadden: I think you just gotta work in the sciences.
13:20
Brian McFadden: So realistically.
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Testecleese: Especially a firefighter, especially, like, a fire chief or marshal.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're definitely not… yeah, definitely.
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Testecleese: Like, I went to fire science school for this stuff.
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Testecleese: I mean, really, any trade is a science, like, think of…
13:36
Testecleese: Fusing metals together when you weld.
13:39
Brian McFadden: But, I mean, I don't think a lot of people realize that what Trump's… Trump's been going… trying to go through. He learned a lot of shit from his first term.
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Testecleese: He's been going through and trying to put more permanent policies in place.
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Brian McFadden: that the next Democratic president that comes in just can't change them all with an executive order.
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Testecleese: Like what just happened with Youngkin.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
14:03
Testecleese: And basically Trump the first time in office, right?
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Brian McFadden: Yep.
14:08
Testecleese: And it specifically mentioned the stop-start feature in, mandatory in cars.
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Brian McFadden: Oh, I hate that. Why?
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Testecleese: people.
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Brian McFadden: It's just weird!
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Testecleese: It is weird, but if my engine's gonna shut off when I'm stopped.
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Brian McFadden: Are you really saving that much gas by shutting off for 30 seconds?
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Testecleese: No, actually, in automotive school, which you could consider science, too, I can cite you that, shutting your engine off
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Testecleese: And… waiting 2 minutes, it has to be something like 2 minutes.
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Testecleese: before it makes a difference at all. Because simply starting the engine again.
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Testecleese: Dumps fuel in way more than running.
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Testecleese: So realistically, you're burning less fuel by letting your engine idle for…
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Testecleese: 30 seconds at the light, you know?
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Testecleese: And I, like I said, I… I studied… I done studied it in the sciences!
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Brian McFadden: In the sciences?
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Testecleese: Mmm…
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Testecleese: Friggin' thermal dynamics, fluid dynamics, all that good shit. What kind of inertia, what kind of force you need to create the inertia to start spinning the engine.
15:23
Testecleese: I'm sure you've noticed when you start your engine, it revs a little… it revs a little bit higher than normal, right?
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Brian McFadden: Huh.
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Testecleese: That's a lot more gas than just idling.
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Testecleese: But it doesn't bother me if it's actually saving gas, because it… somehow, when you restart your car… when the car restarts at the stop, start, start thing.
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Brian McFadden: Stop, stop, start, start?
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Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, again, I'm still not sure what I think of it. I got a feeling people didn't sit down.
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Brian McFadden: Did you have a car with it?
15:51
Testecleese: What?
15:52
Brian McFadden: You have a car with it?
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Testecleese: The Malibu.
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Brian McFadden: Okay.
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Testecleese: And at first, I got freaked out, I thought that damn thing stalled the first time.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
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Testecleese: Came to the… oh, check this out, you know that red light that's somewhat near my house?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, 20 miles away.
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Testecleese: It's the only stoplight in the entire county, dude.
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Testecleese: I love… people give instructions, like, oh, turn left at the light.
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Brian McFadden: The, like…
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Testecleese: Yeah, the lowest.
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Brian McFadden: A capital T! Exactly!
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Testecleese: Which, by that way, that red light…
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Testecleese: is at the original custard stand, and they were on Shark Tank.
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Brian McFadden: You told me that as you gave me the tour.
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Testecleese: Yeah, it's pretty cool.
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Brian McFadden: The 30-second tour.
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Testecleese: Yeah.
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Brian McFadden: That town's smaller than my hometown, and I had 30 people in my graduating class, so…
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Testecleese: Yeah, Aurora's in a kindergarten class. She's got all the kindergarten… granted, there's 3… Kindergartens in the county.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: The whole county, one high school.
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Brian McFadden: And they merged into multiple middle schools and one high school.
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Testecleese: Yes. And she's got 28 kids in all… or all the kindergarteners.
17:05
Testecleese: In that… the area, you know?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
17:08
Testecleese: Guapo has arrived!
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Brian McFadden: Yes.
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Brian McFadden: Wearing black, but can't hear him, because he's… muted?
17:15
Testecleese: Yeah, he's always got that sucker on mute.
17:17
El Guapo: I gotta switch off.
17:20
El Guapo: Just woke up from a nap.
17:23
Brian McFadden: Little late for a nap.
17:24
El Guapo: Oh, dude.
17:25
Testecleese: It's never… it's never too late.
17:26
Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
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El Guapo: Yeah, well, I woke up at 4 o'clock this morning, so…
17:30
Brian McFadden: Oh, I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning.
17:35
Testecleese: I was up until, like, 5 o'clock this morning.
17:40
El Guapo: So I get home, and like, oh, the couch looks nice. Oh, out. Oh, still waking up.
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Testecleese: I would just like to say that Guapo is doing his part as the, token minority by perpetually being, late.
17:57
Brian McFadden: And leaving early!
18:00
Testecleese: Yeah, and leaving right after Communion and church. Yeah, yeah.
18:05
El Guapo: I gotta go… I gotta beat traffic out of this church.
18:10
El Guapo: Hmm.
18:11
Testecleese: Stereotypes, folks, stereotypes. That doesn't mean they're real, but they come from somewhere, don't.
18:16
El Guapo: I got an error in my stereotype.
18:19
Testecleese: I thought that accent… did it.
18:25
Brian McFadden: So there is a, did we… you're not gonna care… you don't care about… oh, yeah, you said you're rolling in and somewhere else. So, yeah, so, if nobody was paying attention, the Seattle Seahawks just won the Super Bowl.
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Testecleese: Yeah, and you know what? I enjoyed the first half as much as most people wouldn't.
18:42
Testecleese: It was a defensive game, what, it was just.
18:44
Brian McFadden: It was.
18:45
Testecleese: Patriots got a touchdown.
18:48
Brian McFadden: Yeah, it was, but the Patriots did not pull it off.
18:53
Testecleese: No, no. No one really expected him to. I didn't follow.
18:57
Brian McFadden: Well, all my Patriots fans, my brother did.
19:00
Testecleese: Wow. That's just because they wanted it to happen, they didn't… you know what I mean?
19:03
Brian McFadden: I mean, you guys played an easy schedule to get into the playoffs, and then you had lucky breaks in the playoffs, so…
19:10
Testecleese: See, I don't get to watch a lot of, professional sports. I will say, though, however, streaming it, I think it was on…
19:17
Testecleese: Paramount Plus?
19:19
Brian McFadden: The Super Bowl was on Peacock this year.
19:21
Testecleese: Peacock! Okay, you're right, it was on Peacock.
19:24
Testecleese: Clear as, crystal clear.
19:27
Testecleese: I think it glitched once.
19:29
Testecleese: Versus Netflix, when, every time the quarterback pulls his arm back to throw, it frickin' freezes for 3 seconds, and you hear the commentators yelling that it skips to modern, you know, like, right now, live frame, and the guy's running down the field with the ball, you're like, what happened!
19:48
Testecleese: But yeah, Seahawks won, and… but check this out.
19:53
Testecleese: The game California, wasn't it?
19:55
Brian McFadden: Well, next year's game's in California, too.
19:58
Testecleese: Where was this one?
19:59
Brian McFadden: San Francisco. I was gonna say, there was the bridge on the center of the… Golden Gate Bridge.
20:05
Testecleese: so I had guessed San Francisco, but there's,
20:09
Testecleese: Check this out, Guapa, did you know this? California is taxing the crap.
20:14
Testecleese: out of their Super Bowl champions at jock tax, and the quarterback is actually gonna end up having lost money playing in this game.
20:25
Brian McFadden: I would just move on… well, you know what? Well, it's where you blit.
20:28
Testecleese: Where the game happened.
20:30
Brian McFadden: In California, in California, they charge you by the day you're in the state for the Super Bowl.
20:38
Brian McFadden: So it's like a daily rate they all have to pay that's ridiculous.
20:43
El Guapo: I would not host a football game in there no more.
20:48
Testecleese: Well, the NFL's gonna do what they're gonna do. It's up to the athletes to say, no, I don't wanna play in the Super Bowl. Who's gonna say… who's gonna say that, for real?
20:54
Brian McFadden: Oh, no.
20:54
El Guapo: No, I'm not, alright.
20:55
El Guapo: this happened, okay, next game, I'm not playing California, I'm not paying those taxes, you know?
21:02
Testecleese: No, I think kicked out of the league or forfeit those games and never make the playoffs again.
21:07
El Guapo: Yeah.
21:09
Brian McFadden: Those never get a ring.
21:10
Testecleese: Yeah, you'll never get a ring that way.
21:11
El Guapo: But you're gonna be, paying taxes? You know, like, what… for what? What you gonna gain?
21:16
Testecleese: Well, see… you're… average football player, I say that your average professional football player is still an amazing athlete.
21:26
El Guapo: Right.
21:26
Testecleese: just not… you're top-of-the-line guys, like the quarterback for Seattle, right?
21:31
Testecleese: He's gonna sell enough merchandise and commercials
21:34
Testecleese: because his name is from the Super Bowl.
21:37
Testecleese: to more than offset this tax he's paying in California.
21:41
El Guapo: But, like.
21:42
Testecleese: But, like, the left guard?
21:45
Testecleese: Does anyone know who the left guard for the, Seahawks… Yeah, no, exactly. You're not buying his jersey, are you?
21:52
Brian McFadden: Nope.
21:52
Testecleese: He's not selling sneakers, is he?
21:55
Brian McFadden: Nope.
22:00
Testecleese: Yeah, and it depends, yeah, I know, I know, depending on how you set up your offense, you may have guards, you might not. Yeah, I know how the game works.
22:09
Testecleese: But yeah, I just thought that was nuts. He… the quarterback, though. The quarterback for the winning team ended up paying…
22:15
Testecleese: I ended up losing money by winning the Super Bowl.
22:19
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
22:22
Testecleese: Blew my mind!
22:24
Brian McFadden: And that's why I put the article in there.
22:26
Testecleese: Well, this is the same shit we were talking about a while ago, when California wanted to tax you for 10 years' income after you leave California, remember?
22:33
Brian McFadden: I think they're still trying.
22:35
Testecleese: Yeah, they're like, oh yeah, you moved out, you still owe us 10 years of income tax. Like, fuck you, I'm not working in California anymore.
22:40
El Guapo: Neo.
22:44
Testecleese: And yes, normally these guys would have to pay a tax where the job was performed.
22:50
Testecleese: But there's a special tax attached to professional athletics in California.
22:55
Brian McFadden: Right.
22:59
Brian McFadden: And what'd you think about the halftime show?
23:02
Testecleese: I watched it after the fact.
23:06
Brian McFadden: I didn't actually watch it at all, because I was driving home from the VFW, where I won a little bit of money on a pool.
23:13
El Guapo: Oh, nice.
23:15
Brian McFadden: And, we did turn on a couple of TVs in the VFW to… the,
23:23
Brian McFadden: The alternate halftime show.
23:26
El Guapo: Oh, you guys would go fool.
23:30
Testecleese: And at first, I actually put it in the group chat.
23:32
Testecleese: It was like, Kid Rock's lip-syncin'.
23:34
El Guapo: But then it fixed, it turns out there was, like, a sinking issue with the, the gear.
23:39
El Guapo: Oh.
23:40
Testecleese: Yeah, it was an alright.
23:42
Brian McFadden: I listened to it on YouTube on the way back home from the BFW, so…
23:47
Testecleese: And I thought.
23:47
Brian McFadden: Their music made a lot more sense to me than somebody that can't speak English.
23:53
Testecleese: I think he can speak English.
23:54
Brian McFadden: Yeah, he just…
23:55
El Guapo: This is first language.
23:56
Brian McFadden: Yeah, he just prefers to perform in non-English.
24:00
Testecleese: Well, here's the thing, man, is… everyone's pretending like they love Bad Bunny all the time, all of a sudden. It's like, you have no idea…
24:08
El Guapo: You normally…
24:08
Testecleese: talking about. So you have no idea, like, all you're is, ba-da-ba.
24:14
Brian McFadden: They don't know what he's saying. He's talking about all kinds of horrible things.
24:19
Testecleese: He was talking about getting women drunk and having sex with them, and how many women he does it to.
24:25
Brian McFadden: Exactly. And I was just like.
24:27
Testecleese: I was like, don't get me wrong, I was like, I was listening, I was like, my Spanish ain't that good.
24:32
Testecleese: You know what I mean? But I'm pretty sure he's talking about giving women a whole bunch of drinks and then sleeping with them.
24:38
Testecleese: That's like.
24:39
Brian McFadden: That sounds like rape.
24:40
El Guapo: Yeah, like, I thought we called that rape now, like, what happened to me, too? Oh, wait a minute. You only feel rich.
24:49
Testecleese: Yeah, maybe I'll get pregnant, like Elon Musk's.
24:51
El Guapo: kids, right?
24:52
Brian McFadden: Well, Elon Musk's kids make money when…
24:55
Brian McFadden: You know? That's the observation… he… that's the whole financial situation with them.
25:02
Testecleese: Yeah.
25:03
Testecleese: And, you know, as much as I like what Elon Musk is doing in general.
25:08
Testecleese: I don't think he should be spreading his seed like that.
25:13
Testecleese: I understand, yo… Go bang women!
25:18
Testecleese: I'm not even gonna get on you about that, but you're having a bunch of children with these women, and yeah, you're financially taking care of them, but these kids need a dad.
25:27
Testecleese: And I understand he thinks we need to repopulate.
25:29
Testecleese: not even repopulate, repopulate, because next generation has to be bigger than the last one, or else it can't support the previous one, you know?
25:37
Brian McFadden: It's good that way.
25:39
Testecleese: Yeah, well, shoot, Social Security's already…
25:42
Testecleese: approaching insolvency. It'll be gone before I can apply, maybe even before you can, Brian.
25:47
Brian McFadden: Oh, but I got my Department Award check coming in, so…
25:53
Testecleese: What, your VA disability?
25:56
Brian McFadden: No, and my Rene retirement check. Right, you get a retirement check, just like the wife does.
26:01
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
26:02
Testecleese: And… She got early retirement.
26:06
Brian McFadden: She's a little back.
26:07
Testecleese: Doesn't get a full check.
26:09
Brian McFadden: Which is good.
26:10
Testecleese: True, but the issue is I got out because I had the more dangerous job, and I had already had a seizure.
26:17
Testecleese: And I got out so she could stay in and retire, then she gets into a fucking car accident, and I was like, well, that just fucked up everything, you know?
26:24
Brian McFadden: Yup.
26:24
Testecleese: We were depending on, an actual full-time… full retirement for an E5 or E6.
26:32
Testecleese: Which, let's be real, I did 7 years in the Navy, I was E5.
26:36
Testecleese: In 20 years, I could have easily been a chief, right?
26:39
Brian McFadden: Okay, yep.
26:41
Testecleese: Assuming I wasn't, the giant jerk, but you guys continue on my child this year, I need to speak with her.
26:52
Brian McFadden: Keep an eye on it.
26:52
El Guapo: I had to find a doctor, man.
26:56
Brian McFadden: Good document.
26:58
El Guapo: The dock, we were used to dock.
27:02
Brian McFadden: He went to the bathroom.
27:03
El Guapo: No, no.
27:04
Brian McFadden: Apparently,
27:06
Brian McFadden: there was a man in a dress on school shooting spree, but don't worry, local leaders are gonna use their respective pronouns. This is the Canadian lady that dropped out of school in 8th grade, started transitioning at 12, I believe.
27:26
Brian McFadden: And when the shooting happened in Canada, they were so polite that they made sure they got her, you know.
27:33
Brian McFadden: Him, her pronouns, Ray.
27:36
El Guapo: God, this shit's…
27:37
Brian McFadden: Meanwhile, she killed her mom, stepbrother, and, like, 4 or 5 people in the school.
27:46
Brian McFadden: And or so.
27:47
Testecleese: It's jeez.
27:48
El Guapo: Is he on the gun, or somebody else has the gun?
27:51
Brian McFadden: Well, apparently the authorities had been to the house already and pulled guns out of the house, so…
27:58
El Guapo: Well, this is…
28:00
Testecleese: The biggest issue, I think, is the fact that they were trying to obscure the fact this is a transgender individual.
28:05
El Guapo: Yeah.
28:05
Brian McFadden: They did at first, yeah.
28:07
Testecleese: Did you see the police chief?
28:09
Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, I put an article in here where they said it… her… yeah, her… yeah.
28:16
Testecleese: But yeah, gun person, like, looks over, like, did I just screw up by saying that? Is that wrong? And it's like, you're reading a PC chart here.
28:24
El Guapo: Even if it's a woman, you call her a gunman, though.
28:27
Testecleese: What?
28:28
El Guapo: If it's a woman shooting, an actual woman, would you call a gunman?
28:34
Testecleese: You can!
28:35
El Guapo: It's more like…
28:36
Testecleese: Generic term. Exactly, you can get away. But, the thing is, if you call the species men.
28:41
Testecleese: people get offended, too. If you call them a congressman, people get offended.
28:46
Brian McFadden: And then they're offended if they're called Congresswomen and Congressmen, you know? So, I mean, yeah, it's… everybody's offended. Somebody's always offended.
28:54
Testecleese: And that's the thing, though, is like…
28:56
Testecleese: How can you be offended by being called congressman instead of Congresswoman if we can't define what a man or a woman.
29:02
Brian McFadden: Well, there should have been a congressperson!
29:05
Testecleese: That's what they're using, though, that's the goddamn problem, dude!
29:09
Testecleese: No, like, oh my god, first of all, take a biology class in high school, right?
29:14
Brian McFadden: Yeah, good.
29:14
Testecleese: Even sex ed in elementary school, that one I'll teach you.
29:17
Brian McFadden: Oh, no!
29:18
Testecleese: Now look at any other fucking job on the planet that requires using your hands.
29:23
Testecleese: There are male and female parts, aren't there?
29:27
Testecleese: Guapo, you know your way around a fitting, right?
29:30
El Guapo: Yeah.
29:31
Testecleese: Yeah, you got a male part that goes into the female part, and the female part clamps and…
29:36
Testecleese: You got a sealed union.
29:40
Testecleese: And I remember they got upset in the Navy about male and female fittings. Oh, you can't say that. This is shortly after they got upset about master valves and slave valves.
29:49
El Guapo: Oh, they get upset about that shit, too.
29:52
Testecleese: Yeah, but I was like.
29:53
El Guapo: Bedroom, master bedroom, another one.
29:54
Testecleese: Yeah, master bedroom. But, like, a master valve and a slave valve, one valve is, like, localized to where, like, people actually are, right? And that spins a giant steel cable down through the ship, down, way down below.
30:09
Testecleese: to spin the actual valve to open or close something. So you don't have to run down four decks, across the,
30:16
Testecleese: the center line twice on different decks, you know what I mean?
30:21
El Guapo: Yeah, you're still using the vehicle, too. You got a slave out, and then brake, the brake, master brake.
30:28
Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah, you got the big hydraulic crank that you spin it with.
30:31
Testecleese: You know what I'm talking about, it was right there, probably next to repair lock at 2 or 3.
30:35
El Guapo: No, I don't know nothing about that. I talk about the vehicles, you still got master and slave, you know, cylinders and stuff.
30:42
El Guapo: Master cylinder, slave cylinder.
30:44
Testecleese: Yeah, you hit this here, and it makes that happen over there.
30:47
El Guapo: Yeah.
30:47
Testecleese: this tells that what to do. I go, that's offensive. I'm like, well, what words do you want to use to… do I need to use 6 extra words to describe how to do an emergency repair, right?
30:57
Brian McFadden: If you're AI, you would.
30:59
El Guapo: I think this came about when the fucking everybody wanted to go political correctness, let's do political perk, and next thing we end up with this language and shit.
31:07
Brian McFadden: What language?
31:09
Testecleese: What are we talking right now?
31:12
Testecleese: Oh, you're not allowed to have a masses valve or a slave valve.
31:14
El Guapo: No, that's not correct, you know.
31:16
Testecleese: Or your uncle's not retarded.
31:19
El Guapo: What can ease?
31:21
El Guapo: You know?
31:23
Testecleese: Yeah, oh, oh, what do they call it, a microaggression? You obviously weren't trying to be offensive, but I was offended, therefore you're wrong.
31:32
Testecleese: What the fuck is that?
31:34
El Guapo: That's your own if I could probably get offended by.
31:36
Testecleese: Yeah, it seems like you have a problem, not me.
31:39
El Guapo: Yeah.
31:42
El Guapo: Like, we could call each other names, or like, whatever, you know? Well, especially vets and active duty guys, the things we've called each other.
31:51
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
31:52
Testecleese: done to each other. Oh my god, I don't know about you topsiders, but I'm sure Guapo probably saw…
31:57
Testecleese: At least some of the shit we did down below decks in engineering, because, you know, being a mechanic and all.
32:03
El Guapo: Yeah, everybody got their own shit going on.
32:06
El Guapo: It's just part of the job, you know? Like, if you cannot take the fucking little heat, what make you think this person gonna…
32:12
Testecleese: That's why light hazing is actually a good thing.
32:15
El Guapo: Yeah.
32:16
El Guapo: That's what I do to my kids, like…
32:17
Testecleese: Ground people, but like, no, for real, send the new guy out to go get a fucking air sample from the hangar bay with the trash bag, right? Yeah. Because we need to make sure it's gonna work well for the helicopter, you know?
32:29
El Guapo: That's what I do with my kid, I bully him a little bit, so, like, when it didn't come, when somebody bullied him, like, whatever, my dad called me worse.
32:37
Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, I've heard worse.
32:39
El Guapo: I heard word.
32:40
Testecleese: And I am prepared to play that game if you are, too.
32:44
Testecleese: Well, it's funny, the wife's got a shirt that says, I'm a veteran, my husband's a veteran, all my friends are veterans. Before you try to hurt my feelings, remember, I don't have any.
32:53
El Guapo: Can you pry.
32:54
Brian McFadden: What do we do.
32:59
Brian McFadden: That's funny.
33:00
Testecleese: Well, what's even funny is, I remember I started this thing way back in the day, when I was in the Navy, how long ago was that?
33:06
El Guapo: Couple years ago.
33:07
Testecleese: Yeah, a couple years ago. I… there's an app on my phone, you could, like, hide your voice, change your voice in the phone call, and you could change the phone number you were calling from.
33:16
El Guapo: Oh, wow.
33:17
Testecleese: Yeah, so I called the guy from the number 666, and I had, like, this devil voice on.
33:22
El Guapo: And I was like, I've stolen your couch, give me, you know, $6 million by Tuesday, or I'll fuck your couch.
33:29
Testecleese: And now, after this JD Vance thing went down, when he fucks couches, I was like, son of a bitch!
33:37
Testecleese: Anyway, anyway.
33:41
Testecleese: Yeah, this is interesting. Massachusetts, a judge said you can't opt your kids out of certain lessons that disagree with your religion.
33:49
Testecleese: Now, granted, that's not the way it was worded, but that's what came down.
33:53
Brian McFadden: Right.
33:54
Testecleese: Alright, this guy cannot keep his kindergarten out of, adam.
34:00
Testecleese: gender spectrum… Ideology, whatever…
34:05
Brian McFadden: Trivial to. That's why so many people are homeschooling their kids these days.
34:08
El Guapo: Yeah.
34:09
Testecleese: Well, the problem is, everybody noticed it when their kids were… remote schooling.
34:15
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
34:16
Testecleese: And they've already forgotten.
34:18
Testecleese: They were so offended by all this stuff for so… you know what I mean? The whole time, and then as soon as they couldn't see it anymore, it's not an issue anymore.
34:26
Testecleese: Then you wonder why your daughter comes here at 16, 17 years old, with her frickin'… with a septum ring and her hair dyed blue, saying how you're a Nazi, you know?
34:38
Brian McFadden: Yeah, she wants to be a barista.
34:41
Testecleese: Yes, I wanna serve coffee the rest of my life.
34:44
Testecleese: And then I'm gonna demand you pay me more money to make your coffee.
34:48
Testecleese: I… I should… I, making coffee, should earn as much money as you building skyscrapers.
34:56
Testecleese: Alright.
34:58
Testecleese: Moving on to local!
35:00
Brian McFadden: Alright, an hour in, we're in the local!
35:03
Testecleese: Yeah.
35:05
Testecleese: The House here passed the bill, make West Virginia healthy again, and it's already kicked into effect.
35:10
Testecleese: I'm seeing signs on doors everywhere at gas stations and convenience stores about how you cannot buy soda.
35:18
Testecleese: And certain other things with EBT anymore.
35:21
Brian McFadden: I think we got that in place in Virginia, too.
35:24
Testecleese: And I thought, I was like, oh, that's neat, and then I saw the article, I was like, oh, there you go. And then today, Brian, you shared an article about RFK Jr, the Make America.
35:34
Brian McFadden: Hey guy.
35:36
Testecleese: sewing lines of blow off of, I'm gonna assume, a public toilet seat, because…
35:41
Brian McFadden: Perfect.
35:41
Testecleese: If it was your house, you would use the lid or the sink, not the.
35:45
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
35:45
Testecleese: the oil.
35:45
Brian McFadden: Exactly. The toilet seat just… that's what I put it on there.
35:50
Testecleese: How many different asses were on that toilet seat? How many people had explosive Hershey squirts all over that toilet seat?
35:57
Brian McFadden: Sounds disgusting!
36:00
Testecleese: Oh my god! I was like, dude, like, if you're gonna be doing lines, like, you don't do it off the toilet seat. I was like, that's just…
36:08
Brian McFadden: You're welcome.
36:09
Testecleese: That's gross, dude.
36:10
Brian McFadden: Great Britain.
36:13
Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, you do it off the lid on the back, right? Or, like, the sink.
36:19
Testecleese: Just think of that fat, sweaty guy that was oily like peanut butter, you know? Who just ate, like, 4 pepperoni rolls sitting on that toilet, and you walk in behind him and snort it.
36:30
El Guapo: Yeah.
36:33
Testecleese: Yeah.
36:34
Testecleese: I thought that was funny.
36:36
Testecleese: Well, looks like Brian.
36:37
El Guapo: Oh, shit, frickin' news, brick and news.
36:40
Testecleese: It's breaking. Can we fix it?
36:42
El Guapo: No, Puerto Rico… Recognize unborn people.
36:48
Testecleese: No way.
36:49
El Guapo: Yeah…
36:50
Testecleese: Whoa, are they allowed to do that?
36:53
Testecleese: Oh, no.
36:54
El Guapo: They're on, stubborn, yeah.
36:57
Testecleese: Yeah, states.
36:58
El Guapo: I have a governor, just kind of like a state, but yeah.
37:00
Testecleese: Yeah, our states have the same basic authority, too.
37:03
El Guapo: Yeah.
37:04
Testecleese: I wish Brian was here to see this, but he's too busy getting yelled at about something stupid he did.
37:09
El Guapo: Probably got… oh, and he doesn't know, he's not muted, either.
37:13
El Guapo: I was trying to find it, because I saw a Facebook account, let me look it up. And you go to Google, Puerto Rico enacted law recognizes unborn children as legal person from conception.
37:28
Testecleese: Yeah, that means no abortions.
37:30
El Guapo: Nope.
37:35
Testecleese: Alright, well, keep that one ready to go when Brian comes back, assuming his marriage didn't just fall apart.
37:45
El Guapo: I don't know how to share from a laptop.
37:47
El Guapo: What's up? Did I show you the website about how you can check all the airlines on the air at the same time?
37:54
Testecleese: Maybe, I don't know.
37:56
El Guapo: Yeah, it's like a, link.
37:59
Testecleese: You send me a lot of stuff. Most of it's videos.
38:03
El Guapo: Yeah, because it's funny sometimes.
38:05
El Guapo: But this is, like, the website, all the airplanes around the world, where they fly out from, what they're doing, where they are.
38:14
Testecleese: Yeah.
38:15
El Guapo: Yeah.
38:15
Testecleese: I knew that was public access, I just never went and bothered looking.
38:18
El Guapo: I always thought of school, like.
38:19
Testecleese: That's how they…
38:20
El Guapo: New…
38:20
Testecleese: That's how they were tracking Elon Musk's plane for so long, was by tracking the tail number.
38:24
El Guapo: Yeah, but, what's about to tell you?
38:27
El Guapo: I wish I could see, like, the one that… oh, you guys haven't talked about…
38:32
El Guapo: New, New Mexico, yeah, haven't you? Oh, El Paso.
38:36
Testecleese: We did.
38:36
Brian McFadden: Yeah, we were dead.
38:37
Testecleese: And Brian, is everything alright?
38:40
Brian McFadden: Yeah, so we had to wait for the bathroom.
38:43
Testecleese: Alright. I was like, -oh, Brian's marriage is falling apart in front of our eyes.
38:47
Brian McFadden: Oh, well, I don't know how that's happening, because she's in Michigan, I'm in Virginia, it's actually pretty good right now.
38:52
Testecleese: Oh, it's some illegal immigrant pooping in Brian's toilet.
38:56
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
38:57
Testecleese: No, Guapo just shared some breaking news out of Puerto Rico.
39:00
Brian McFadden: Okay.
39:02
Testecleese: Guabo?
39:03
El Guapo: Oh, yeah, sorry. Puerto Rico recognized… enacted a law recognizing unborn children as legal persons from conception.
39:17
Brian McFadden: Oh, good.
39:17
El Guapo: Damn.
39:18
Testecleese: Yeah, that's…
39:19
El Guapo: illegal now in Puerto.
39:21
Testecleese: Yeah, you sure… are these guys sure they want to make Puerto Rico a state now?
39:24
El Guapo: They don't know what they're asking for. And, like, dude, I don't think all of this shit the Democrats doing is always gonna backfire in the face, dude.
39:33
Testecleese: Oh, already brought that up, dude. About… especially, it came up because of, the 6 Democrats that aren't being charged.
39:42
Brian McFadden: for basically telling people to… And Senator Kelly.
39:45
Testecleese: Yeah.
39:48
Testecleese: Oh, this is gonna come back and bite him in the ass if they're not gonna let the Department of War handle this.
39:52
Testecleese: At least for their own god… people.
39:55
El Guapo: No, but I'm saying, like, they're doing this… the redistrict here in Virginia.
39:59
El Guapo: And the look at the map, it's like… I don't know, man, this can… this shit can fuckpire.
40:05
El Guapo: You know, backfire on them, big.
40:07
Testecleese: something a lot of the people in Virginia forget about.
40:12
Testecleese: especially the Democrats, because they tend to live on the coast, is that Virginia… there's a lot more people living in western Virginia than they realize.
40:21
El Guapo: Yeah.
40:22
Testecleese: That are out in the mountains, you know?
40:27
Testecleese: And, you know, they keep being surprised when they actually show up to vote.
40:35
Testecleese: Alright, oh!
40:37
Testecleese: Buchanan Upshur Middle School, it's maybe 2 hours from me.
40:43
El Guapo: Middle school.
40:45
Testecleese: Kid got arrested.
40:49
Testecleese: like, apparently they go to, like, the gym or whatever, right after getting off the bus before they start the school day or something, I don't know.
40:54
El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
40:55
Testecleese: But this guy airdropped a shooter list of all… of something like 36 sixth graders, or something like that, that he wanted to kill.
41:06
Testecleese: Yeah, he was… yeah, it's a Apple thing, right? You can, like, send messages to everyone around you.
41:11
El Guapo: No, it's an apple dine yet.
41:14
Testecleese: And all I could think was, this stupid kid has no idea that they can easily find out where all those messages came from.
41:21
Testecleese: And they did.
41:24
Testecleese: But yeah, he wanted to kill a bunch of 6th graders, at least according to this list, and he was picked up in a hurry.
41:28
El Guapo: That's good.
41:29
Brian McFadden: Hallelujah.
41:30
Testecleese: Well, that's the difference.
41:32
Testecleese: When people make threats in conservative states, something's done about it.
41:37
Testecleese: Versus, it's not their fault, it's everyone else's fault. And then they shoot up a school.
41:42
Testecleese: No, it's not their fault, it's cause they're trans.
41:45
El Guapo: No, it's not even… I think they just gravitate towards the…
41:52
El Guapo: The ideology? Let's call it that, for Dow.
41:56
El Guapo: just to, to have a… I don't know, like, I think it's… it's… Didn't… The doubt.
42:03
El Guapo: I don't want to say real. They're not actually people that want to transition, you know, they're just, I guess, they're asking for attention.
42:11
Testecleese: They want to be different and special.
42:13
El Guapo: Yes.
42:14
Testecleese: Transitioning is one thing, that's something Claire is doing, actually going through the process, which…
42:18
El Guapo: But this is… she… Claire made the decision as an adult. As an adult.
42:22
Testecleese: too, yes.
42:23
El Guapo: Yeah, these people, these people getting all this, like, oh, I could…
42:27
El Guapo: And I think where you… what's going on is a lot of crazy people, and they go through the… all those drugs up stuff, and…
42:35
Brian McFadden: It doesn't have their mental stability?
42:37
El Guapo: Yeah.
42:37
Testecleese: What? I feel bad, there's this little boy in my daughter's kindergarten class. He's got this long, long hair, which, alright, I can deal with long hair.
42:46
Testecleese: It's braided.
42:49
El Guapo: Right.
42:49
Testecleese: And he's got…
42:50
El Guapo: Like, a biking parading, or…
42:53
Testecleese: No.
42:54
El Guapo: Like, Trey…
42:55
Testecleese: One long braid down the middle in the back, and… Bangs.
43:02
Testecleese: I was like, why would you do this to your son?
43:04
El Guapo: Is it, like, a local culture type of deal?
43:06
Testecleese: I haven't seen anyone else doing that.
43:09
El Guapo: No, like, I mean, like, it looked like a hickey… I mean, hickey, like a hillbilly…
43:15
El Guapo: type of banks.
43:18
Testecleese: dudes don't do bangs, and they don't tend to do a long braid down the back. Is it like a feminine type of braid? Yeah, like, oh… It looks like mommy wanted a little girl.
43:28
El Guapo: Oh, see, that's different. I think that's about me one of the girl, yeah.
43:33
El Guapo: Because, actually, that happened, because mom won a boy.
43:37
El Guapo: Or mommy want a girl, and they push that type of stuff into the kids, you know?
43:41
Testecleese: Well, Brian, here's what's crazy, is this little boy that I'm talking about is the one… you know that… the one house, like, across the street and over a little bit?
43:50
Testecleese: That's where this little boy lives, and…
43:52
Testecleese: Just recently started going to school after the state police showed up to their house.
43:57
Brian McFadden: Boom.
43:58
Testecleese: Yeah, so I'm like, oh my god, we're dealing with, like, truancy issues, it looks like mom's… mom wants, a second daughter instead of two sons and, a daughter, you know?
44:08
El Guapo: Yeah.
44:10
El Guapo: Is the daddy in the picture?
44:13
Testecleese: I don't know the guy…
44:15
El Guapo: Hmm.
44:16
Testecleese: He hasn't been around when I've seen anything happen.
44:21
Testecleese: But it was wild seeing the state police show up. I was like, holy crap, it's like, not even the county marshal, the deputies, you know?
44:26
Brian McFadden: But it didn't show up, they didn't show up to your house.
44:29
El Guapo: No, what am I doing? Oh, by the way, speaking of cops showing up to my house, let's just slide to the next subject.
44:36
Testecleese: Well, I didn't… the cops didn't show up because of where I live, but wife went out, I sent her out, asked her to go get me some beer and cigarettes while I was burning some stuff when it was above zero degrees, because so much tree fell in the yard already.
44:52
Brian McFadden: Love that.
44:52
Testecleese: She comes back, With my beer, and my smokes.
44:57
Testecleese: And a brand new friggin' .308 rifle for me.
45:00
El Guapo: Oh, wow.
45:01
Testecleese: Yeah! So…
45:03
Brian McFadden: Nice. Maybe you can choose something this year.
45:06
Testecleese: Yeah, well, the pro… it's funny, because I said something, I was like, yeah, now I just have to spend as much money again on a site.
45:11
Testecleese: She's like, what do you mean? Use the iron sights.
45:14
El Guapo: Skull Square!
45:16
Testecleese: Like, they haven't put iron sights on a modern rifle in a long time. It's built to come to mount a scope.
45:23
Testecleese: You can, you can buy iron sights to install.
45:26
El Guapo: But at that point, why not just put a frickin', like, a…
45:29
Testecleese: You know, 4x15… A 4-15x90, or something like that.
45:34
Ron Pascoe: Magnify and get a dot.
45:38
Testecleese: And here's our repeat offender who knows NOTHING about rifles.
45:43
Ron Pascoe: That's alright, mate, it's probably a safe country.
45:48
Ron Pascoe: What was great, though, man, like, I went…
45:49
Brian McFadden: They are gonna host an NFL game next year.
45:53
Testecleese: You see, and I think that has a lot to do with why Bad Bunny was the guy, because they're trying to make the NFL international. They're trying to make it global.
46:00
Brian McFadden: They are totally trying to make it international, but there's an international…
46:06
Ron Pascoe: We think.
46:07
Brian McFadden: They actually speak English in Australia.
46:10
Testecleese: True. But I'm just saying, like, most of the world wants football, soccer.
46:14
Brian McFadden: conquer.
46:15
Testecleese: That's what most of them like.
46:17
Testecleese: You may watch American football and be like, okay, it's a neat game, but it's not super popular anywhere except for here.
46:25
Ron Pascoe: Mate, 100%.
46:27
Ron Pascoe: 100%. We've got a little following here in Australia.
46:31
Ron Pascoe: But, mate, rugby league… Aussie rules, that's the popular game. Soccer.
46:36
Testecleese: Yeah.
46:37
Testecleese: Exactly, like, the same thing with, like, rugby, though. I watch rugby, and I'm like, if I understood the rules better, this might be more fun to watch, which I'm certain is an issue watching American football if you don't know the rules.
46:49
Ron Pascoe: Well, it's pretty similar, the only thing is…
46:51
Testecleese: You guys get 4 downs, we get 6 tackles.
46:55
Ron Pascoe: We pass the ball back, you pass it forward, you carry it in goal, we put it down in the end goal.
47:01
Ron Pascoe: We've got Ashley Green on the ball.
47:03
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
47:04
Ron Pascoe: Four points a try. You call touchdown, we call them tries.
47:09
Ron Pascoe: Conversion's worth 2 points, and a field goal is worth 1.
47:13
Testecleese: Alright, same… again, same general sport.
47:16
Testecleese: Just completely different interpretations of them.
47:20
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we play for two 40-minute halves, no breaks, no timeout, no stoppages.
47:24
Testecleese: That's why I like hockey.
47:27
Testecleese: There's no quarters or halves.
47:31
Testecleese: 3 20-minute periods.
47:36
Testecleese: And why I hate soccer. It says it's an hour long, but then the game takes frickin' 5 hours.
47:42
El Guapo: Maybe it's not a football.
47:43
Brian McFadden: 01.
47:45
Ron Pascoe: Who was it, Ronaldo? Did you see how much he got paid when he was Saudi Arabia after he spent all this time in bloody Europe and that?
47:51
Testecleese: I have no idea what you're talking about.
47:52
Ron Pascoe: Nala, one of the number one soccer players in the world.
47:56
Testecleese: Our… like.
47:58
Brian McFadden: Another exciting news, another exciting news back in Norfolk.
48:02
Testecleese: Mmm.
48:03
Brian McFadden: The, taxpayers are gonna pay a little bit of money to, you know.
48:08
Brian McFadden: buy out the, lease to, MacArthur Mall, because…
48:12
Brian McFadden: there's some few people in there that they're shutting the thing down in June.
48:18
Testecleese: Yeah, what's the business that's getting shut down? They're being bought out?
48:21
El Guapo: HMA, H.
48:23
Testecleese: H&M.
48:24
El Guapo: should not miss.
48:26
Ron Pascoe: Whoa!
48:26
Brian McFadden: Were they the last people there?
48:28
El Guapo: Yeah, they had a con… they had a agreement for, like, 2030 or something like that. Such an outrageous year.
48:37
Testecleese: why… Why do they want them out? Because that mall's not full of stores.
48:42
El Guapo: Yeah, I know, but they don't want… they got a lease.
48:45
Brian McFadden: $1.5 million they gotta pay for the government.
48:48
El Guapo: contract.
48:48
Brian McFadden: And then the city in Norfolk is paying, I think, about the same amount.
48:53
Brian McFadden: To the company that they allowed… pulled to build them all, And manage them all.
49:00
Brian McFadden: So you got more taxpayer dollars on the… you're gonna have on the…
49:03
El Guapo: To move out of the city.
49:05
Testecleese: Well, didn't all these people run on affordability, and all of a sudden they're just increasing the cost of everything?
49:10
El Guapo: state.
49:12
El Guapo: This is the city.
49:14
El Guapo: Yes, sir.
49:15
Brian McFadden: We ran on affordability.
49:16
El Guapo: Yeah.
49:17
Testecleese: Oh, okay, so, this is the MacArthur's… that's not Norfolk, is it?
49:25
El Guapo: As it is, yeah.
49:27
Brian McFadden: I don't know.
49:27
Testecleese: Why did I think it was in, hampton.
49:31
Brian McFadden: No. Norvo.
49:33
Brian McFadden: I was actually, when I was on active duty in the Navy, that's how long this model has been around, I actually was employed by a private security company
49:44
Brian McFadden: To protect the mall while it was being built.
49:47
Testecleese: Jeez, you're old.
49:48
Brian McFadden: - fuck you.
49:50
El Guapo: What year was this? 95?
49:52
Brian McFadden: No, before that, I think it was built in 93.
49:54
El Guapo: Oh, damn.
49:56
El Guapo: It was a… it was a… it was a beautiful ball, too. I was like, damn.
50:01
Testecleese: Is the MacArthur side of the one that had all the bars in there that got shut down, too?
50:04
Brian McFadden: No, that, it's, Waterside.
50:06
Testecleese: Water. Water.
50:07
El Guapo: I don'.
50:07
Testecleese: back.
50:08
El Guapo: McCart tomorrow's like.
50:10
Testecleese: There's the one thing with the elevators and the movie theaters on top, with the restaurants on top.
50:14
Brian McFadden: Forest KFA in there, back in the day, and stuff like that.
50:17
Testecleese: Yeah, which the food was always terrible when everyone went there because it was fun.
50:21
El Guapo: Yeah, and it was a good-looking mall, dude, like, I… Yeah…
50:26
Testecleese: Halls are done, though. People want shopping plazas.
50:29
El Guapo: No, Lee Haven's still open. People go over there a lot.
50:33
Testecleese: Yeah, this one…
50:34
El Guapo: The mall.
50:35
Testecleese: This Kingston Mall in Kingston, Massachusetts was open before I left, and I think it still is. There was, like, 4 businesses in this place that used to have, like, a hundred.
50:46
El Guapo: Well, the thing about this McArthur ball, there was a lot of shooting and stuff, and the city didn't do nothing about it, so people were like, I'm not going back over there.
50:54
Testecleese: Yeah, didn't we cover one about how some dude was, like, eating his lunch at work in the mall?
50:59
El Guapo: And, like, this dude got it up in his face and gave him shit for, like, a TikTok thing, and he got shot, and… I guess, man, there's so much violence going on. They let teenagers run around, they started to say, like, no, you can't… like, it was a… it's just…
51:14
El Guapo: They dropped the ball.
51:15
Brian McFadden: I don't do MacArthur Mall anymore.
51:18
Testecleese: Oh, I dropped the ball when setting this up. I put one of the West Virginia things down under Virginia.
51:24
El Guapo: It's cool.
51:25
Testecleese: Yeah, I got 2 of your Virginia ones in green, because, like, maybe we just don't bring them at all.
51:31
Brian McFadden: I can't read them, so I guess we're not doing anything.
51:33
Testecleese: Well, one of them's, about the worst intersections in the Hampton Roads area.
51:37
El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, no, I just, you know… I don't care.
51:40
Testecleese: So, half of them are on, Mercury, and the other half are on Jefferson.
51:45
El Guapo: It was a jeez.
51:46
Brian McFadden: None of them are in Norfolk, because there's nobody in Norfolk.
51:51
El Guapo: This one is, I think Chesapeake Boulevard, Virginia Beach Boulevard.
51:56
Testecleese: There's a couple, but for the most part, it's like where Jefferson meets this, and where Mercury meets that.
52:01
Brian McFadden: Fuck you guys! Fuck you!
52:04
Testecleese: Didn't you just have a whole bunch of wrecks, like, right in front of your house on Mercury Boulevard?
52:08
El Guapo: Ryan was one of the…
52:10
Brian McFadden: Not today!
52:11
Testecleese: Was he?
52:12
El Guapo: That way, that flew up.
52:14
Brian McFadden: I wasn't over here by my house, that was a couple bucks.
52:18
El Guapo: Is it Hampton?
52:19
Brian McFadden: Yeah, I was having another fun year.
52:21
El Guapo: Might be, might be the rose, not…
52:25
Brian McFadden: No, it was a rose.
52:27
El Guapo: Because this is on the road.
52:29
Brian McFadden: They're not as bad as Norfolk.
52:31
El Guapo: Oh, yeah, yeah.
52:32
Testecleese: And there's another one you got here. A man has been accused of trespassing in a Suffolk elementary school.
52:38
El Guapo: Oh, yeah, he got beat up and stuff. He looked like he got beat up and stuff, like.
52:42
Testecleese: Yeah, it looked like he looked like mankind from the WWE.
52:46
El Guapo: Yeah…
52:47
Testecleese: With his weird bandage on his face.
52:49
El Guapo: Yeah, it's crazy, man, bro.
52:51
Testecleese: Terrifying looking man.
52:52
El Guapo: That's the two topics.
52:54
El Guapo: Came by Engweed.
52:55
El Guapo: Well, I got one more here about West Virginia.
52:58
Brian McFadden: God.
52:59
Testecleese: one of the state's attorneys, the Commonwealth's attorneys, it says, which is not really a Commonwealth, but Matthews County Commonwealth.
53:08
Testecleese: One of the prosecutors was found,
53:12
Testecleese: Dead in her home from an apparent gunshot wound.
53:15
Testecleese: No gun found on site, so they're assuming it's not a suicide.
53:19
Brian McFadden: This is a Virgin Union story.
53:21
Testecleese: Oh, is it? I'm sorry, my mistake, maybe that's right, I thought that was here, my mistake.
53:25
Brian McFadden: No, that's… that's Virginia.
53:28
Testecleese: Alright.
53:28
El Guapo: Yeah.
53:29
Testecleese: That's… fucking nuts, dude.
53:33
Brian McFadden: You just gotta laugh.
53:33
El Guapo: Yeah, a lot of strategic been getting injured and killed in here. Remember that, representative.
53:39
Brian McFadden: Clintons are far? I think Clintons are moving to Virginia.
53:42
El Guapo: Don't tell me that shit, no.
53:44
Testecleese: Get out, Guapo!
53:45
Brian McFadden: Oh.
53:46
El Guapo: Hell no. She's gonna come deliver a package for me.
53:50
Testecleese: Actually, it's funny, a dude was just found a couple days ago here in West Virginia, and the next county over from me.
53:58
El Guapo: He's been missing for, like, 10 years.
54:00
Testecleese: with warrants out for his arrest, but he was living in the middle of nowhere, just disappeared. Like, you know, fell off the grid. And I was like, geez, West Virginia is the place to just vanish.
54:10
Brian McFadden: Yep.
54:12
Testecleese: Especially if you can, like, hunt and grow.
54:16
El Guapo: Probably that's why they get a lot of sighted with Bigfoot, they just… a guy just hiding for the cops and shit, you know?
54:24
Testecleese: I think a lot of that now is just folklore. Back in the day, it was probably some guy walking home from the tavern, and it was a half-mile walk.
54:30
El Guapo: I was like.
54:30
Testecleese: and…
54:31
El Guapo: We cut through the woods.
54:32
Testecleese: Yeah, and there's Mothman, you know?
54:36
El Guapo: He's trying to take a piss, like, oh, shit, there he is, Bigfoot!
54:39
Testecleese: Apparently, Mothman's a good guy. I didn't realize.
54:42
El Guapo: Who's that? Who's that?
54:44
Brian McFadden: Well, there's a whole West… there's a whole big, huge museum that you go to check out in West Virginia.
54:50
El Guapo: I'm about to lock them. Yes.
54:52
Testecleese: one about Bigfoot, believe it or not, but yeah, Mothman's a moth man, and his eyes glow red.
54:56
El Guapo: Bigfoot…
54:58
Testecleese: But, Mothman typically has shown up
55:02
Testecleese: Like, in the road, when cars are driving down, people will stop and, like, turn around, like, nope, and then it turns out, 20 minutes later, the bridge collapsed they were about to cross.
55:11
Testecleese: It's always been stuff like that, and I was like, oh, that's kinda crazy.
55:16
Testecleese: Alright.
55:17
Testecleese: Let's move on to how we're spending our taxpayer dollars, and why.
55:24
Testecleese: And I'm sure the Australian will chime in when it comes to blowing taxpayer dollars, because Australia's as bad as we are.
55:33
Testecleese: They're just not relying on global defense.
55:36
Ron Pascoe: Do you realize we just got a new, opposition leader? Would you believe that?
55:41
Testecleese: You got your what now? Leader?
55:42
Ron Pascoe: A new opposition leader, instead of a new Prime Minister, the opposition. They just dumped their, their leader.
55:49
Testecleese: Okay…
55:50
Ron Pascoe: You know, you talk about us going through so many prime ministers, because…
55:53
Testecleese: no, that…
55:54
Ron Pascoe: excuse me, Annette?
55:55
Testecleese: The opposition leader is about to take the position of prime minister, or… see, how does this… so you have no Prime Minister right now?
56:02
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we've got a Prime Minister, the opposition leader, that's like,
56:06
Ron Pascoe: who was on the Democrats against Trump, you know. Well, they've just been… they've just got the boot.
56:13
Ron Pascoe: Because of their tax policies and that, so yeah, mate, it's…
56:17
Ron Pascoe: It's all happening, but you guys seem to be going alright. Your inflation's dropped down, I know, it's, what's it, under 2.5 now?
56:28
Brian McFadden: Calm down.
56:31
Testecleese: But yeah, it's… inflation is way down from where it was.
56:35
Testecleese: It's below pre-pandemic level.
56:39
Ron Pascoe: You've had a lot of bloody,
56:41
Ron Pascoe: That's too, haven't you? It's like, how many tax cuts have you had this year?
56:46
Ron Pascoe: now that the Trump's administration is now kicking in with their financial.
56:51
Testecleese: That depends on what tax bracket you're in, and how much this and that, and… like, he set up some kind of, IRA account, almost like a trust fund.
57:03
Ron Pascoe: fund for children.
57:05
Testecleese: being born.
57:06
Brian McFadden: Yeah, but they gotta be born this year, early.
57:09
Testecleese: Yeah, and it was both the pandemic babies, and I was like, my kid was born in the pandemic.
57:15
Testecleese: Like, I was, like, the last father at the hospital who was allowed to be there when my child was born before they said, no, you can't even be here.
57:24
Testecleese: So I don't get any of that money, which sucks, but…
57:28
Ron Pascoe: What about.
57:28
Testecleese: taxonomy.
57:29
Ron Pascoe: Every time that it's like, isn't it a couple of sticks knocking that back on the head, too?
57:33
Testecleese: They wanted to do no tax on overtime, that didn't go through as far as I know.
57:38
Testecleese: Because it's a real issue.
57:40
El Guapo: Oh, no, it did my taxes.
57:43
El Guapo: And, you had to claim… it had to be less than $25,000.
57:47
Testecleese: Okay, so for some… if you work overtime for one week, you're gonna get hooked up, but then you go back to your regular… you got screwed for working extra hours.
57:55
El Guapo: Yeah, I think, because they asked me about overtime, do you work overtime? I'm like,
58:00
El Guapo: Who I remember…
58:02
Testecleese: I, was trying to put away some money, so for, like, 2 weeks, because I had a bi-week, a bi-monthly,
58:10
El Guapo: Not bi-monthly.
58:12
Testecleese: Semi-monthly paycheck.
58:15
Testecleese: Two weeks, I worked 80-hour weeks.
58:19
Testecleese: And I realized, as soon as I had 40 hours in that week, my… the amount of pay, they're like, oh, you're making time and a half.
58:26
Testecleese: Yeah, except I'm getting taxed at double time.
58:29
El Guapo: Yeah.
58:29
Brian McFadden: A variety of that.
58:30
Testecleese: So it turns out, turned out I was only making 25% of my pay by working more hours. Like, you're not incentivizing me to get shit done and make money.
58:40
El Guapo: Yeah.
58:41
Testecleese: You're telling me it's not worth it?
58:43
El Guapo: Yeah. The way it was, but then…
58:46
Testecleese: Especially if you jump into another tax bracket.
58:49
El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
58:49
Testecleese: During that overtime. Then you're like, I made, like, 80 bucks.
58:54
El Guapo: If you do that type of work and stuff, might as well you get a salary.
59:00
Testecleese: No, I was getting a salary.
59:03
El Guapo: Oh, well, you can…
59:05
Testecleese: But they only expected us to work 40 hours a week doing manufacturing.
59:11
Testecleese: And then a big boom came, because a whole bunch… I was making weld jigs.
59:18
Testecleese: I made the equipment.
59:20
Testecleese: That you'd use to hold your weld test plate, and the equipment that would do the testing on your weld to see if you certified to weld, right?
59:30
Testecleese: There was a big boom
59:32
Testecleese: In the market all of a sudden, in schools and everything, because all the welders were retiring, because no one got into the business.
59:41
Testecleese: So I was like, oh man, yeah, we're gonna hook you up with as much overtime as you want, and I was like, shit, I need an extra couple thousand bucks, I'm about to have a baby, you know what I mean?
59:49
El Guapo: Yeah.
59:50
Testecleese: And I… yeah, after 2 weeks, I found out I only made an extra… I only ended up making an extra, like, 25%.
59:56
Testecleese: Working an extra 40 hours in a week.
1:00:00
Brian McFadden: You did that in Massachusetts.
1:00:01
Testecleese: Yes. Yes, so I got nailed by the federal government and by Massachusetts for overtime.
1:00:06
El Guapo: if you get paid by the hour, you were getting paid by the hour, but if you were commissioned, I mean, salary.
1:00:12
Testecleese: I know what you mean, but it… They basically, they said.
1:00:16
Testecleese: this is how many hours you work in a week. Yeah, if you stay late today, come in late tomorrow or leave early tomorrow. That's what it was. And then they said, we need you to work more hours, so they worked out whatever the paperwork is.
1:00:28
Testecleese: You know what I mean?
1:00:30
El Guapo: I could have said no, basically, how's that? Yeah.
1:00:34
Ron Pascoe: And I still would have got paid.
1:00:36
Testecleese: The same amount for…
1:00:38
El Guapo: That's… that's what I think, need to kill the, kill the, people that want to work overtime, because why? They're gonna get taxed more, you know?
1:00:46
Testecleese: Yeah, and…
1:00:47
Ron Pascoe: Thanks for it.
1:00:48
Ron Pascoe: Yeah. There's no intention to do it.
1:00:50
Testecleese: Yeah, and I knew I was gonna get taxed. Like, I knew that was… but I was like, I'm still gonna make… especially going up to time and a half.
1:00:57
El Guapo: You know what I mean?
1:00:58
Testecleese: At the time, I was making 35 bucks an hour.
1:01:02
Testecleese: So, you know, add another 50%, I was like, alright, this is gonna be nice, no matter how much I get taxed, and I was like, holy shit, I got nailed. Like, all that happened was I wasn't there for my wife when she was pregnant, you know?
1:01:12
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:01:13
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, that's right. And the same thing is Australia. So, for example, at Christmas time, because my roster… so, if my roster falls on Christmas Day.
1:01:23
Ron Pascoe: That's my normal shift, but I get paid, double time and a half.
1:01:27
Testecleese: Double time and a half, damn!
1:01:29
Ron Pascoe: And the following week, this… is that true? Following week is Year's Eve?
1:01:35
Ron Pascoe: I've got to work on that shift, I get that as well, but I've got taxed this year, I've got taxed… You put on top of that your normal fortnightly pay.
1:01:44
Ron Pascoe: As well?
1:01:46
Ron Pascoe: I paid over $1,000 in tax.
1:01:49
Ron Pascoe: It's time away from family, it's time for everything.
1:01:52
Testecleese: Exactly, it's like, I actually got paid less money.
1:01:55
Testecleese: to work on the holiday.
1:01:58
Brian McFadden: That's crazy.
1:01:59
Testecleese: Yeah, and that…
1:02:00
El Guapo: Might as well get a sec- a second job, because it would be a whole different… You know?
1:02:05
Testecleese: Different, yeah, exactly, different, but then, yeah, but then it's tough to move up, too, because you're not dedicated, you know what I mean?
1:02:11
Ron Pascoe: It's annoy.
1:02:12
Testecleese: yoga jobs.
1:02:13
Ron Pascoe: Is this true? And I watched Dan Bongino speak, talk about tax. The guy played in the Super Bowl.
1:02:19
Ron Pascoe: They took him down the road.
1:02:20
Brian McFadden: I haven't talked about it.
1:02:21
Testecleese: Yeah, we already dug it. He ended up losing money winning the Super Bowl.
1:02:26
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, they paid somebody $200-something thousand, and they made $180,000.
1:02:28
Brian McFadden: State of California.
1:02:30
El Guapo: Yep, got it a little colorful.
1:02:33
Ron Pascoe: That is crazy!
1:02:35
El Guapo: I will be all… if that doesn't turn him Republican, I don't know what would now.
1:02:41
El Guapo: I'll be all about.
1:02:43
Testecleese: Well, here's the thing, though, is the quarterback, I still don't know his name.
1:02:46
Brian McFadden: Damn.
1:02:47
Ron Pascoe: Alright.
1:02:48
Testecleese: Okay, he's gonna get… selling sneakers.
1:02:50
El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, but still…
1:02:52
Testecleese: And gloves, and t-shirts, and jerseys.
1:02:56
Testecleese: But yeah, what about every other guy on that, the defensive line? Even more fun.
1:03:01
Testecleese: Can anyone name anyone an NFL defensive line right now? Nope. Brian might be able to, because he follows the Lions.
1:03:08
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:03:10
Testecleese: No, you don't got one?
1:03:12
Brian McFadden: Nope, not the front of my head.
1:03:14
Testecleese: Yeah, so he's not selling merchandise, is he?
1:03:17
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:03:17
Testecleese: And he just got nailed with that tax in California.
1:03:21
Ron Pascoe: Oh, wouldn't you be spewing, but…
1:03:24
Ron Pascoe: You have to play there, you have to be down there for a week for all your promotional bullshit and all that sort of stuff.
1:03:29
Ron Pascoe: Promote the game.
1:03:31
Testecleese: The Olympic Games… Have been going on since last episode, actually.
1:03:37
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:03:39
Testecleese: Has anyone watched any of the games?
1:03:43
Brian McFadden: -Oh.
1:03:45
Testecleese: Just Brian and me?
1:03:47
Brian McFadden: vote.
1:03:47
El Guapo: Yep.
1:03:48
Ron Pascoe: that clearly got me.
1:03:50
Testecleese: I got…
1:03:51
Ron Pascoe: So, excited to be curling.
1:03:52
Testecleese: Mmm, I do like curling, that's a fun… the Canadians always do well.
1:03:57
Brian McFadden: Well, Americans beat the Canadians this year.
1:03:59
Testecleese: No kidding! Awesome. I watched, biathlon. It's my favorite winter Olympic sport, besides hockey.
1:04:08
Testecleese: No one has any… Triathlon is, do they?
1:04:11
El Guapo: The skiing down records.
1:04:12
Brian McFadden: Yeah, and then I shoot.
1:04:13
Testecleese: Yeah, cross-country skiing and target shooting.
1:04:16
El Guapo: Ms. From stand-up position.
1:04:19
Testecleese: Yeah, crazy.
1:04:22
Testecleese: And you see him show up with these, like.
1:04:24
Testecleese: $25,000 rifles, you know what I mean?
1:04:29
Testecleese: And all I could think of was that Turkish guy with a handgun in the summer was like, bang, bang, bang, bang! You know?
1:04:36
El Guapo: No, but he… that's not his first time, dude. He's always been going to the Olympics.
1:04:41
Testecleese: I know the guy's just… he's one of those dead-eye shots.
1:04:45
El Guapo: You know?
1:04:48
Testecleese: Anyway.
1:04:49
El Guapo: Yeah, who's the… hey, who's the good-looking team in this year in the, and the curly teams.
1:04:56
Testecleese: Well, if the U.S. beat Canada, I'm gonna assume the United States is in the running, probably with Finland and Sweden.
1:05:01
El Guapo: It's been answering, always, by default.
1:05:04
El Guapo: Okay.
1:05:07
Testecleese: Interesting sport.
1:05:10
Testecleese: But yeah, I haven't watched any of the hockey. I don't even know if it started yet, probably has.
1:05:15
El Guapo: It's more like a horseshoes type of deal, rules.
1:05:19
Testecleese: Yeah, but you get to control how far that stone slides across the ice.
1:05:23
El Guapo: Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, like, they point you, like, one kick, like, the beanbag, if the beanbag kicked the other bag, you know, it doesn't count no more.
1:05:30
Testecleese: You got two guys clearing the ice, and making it smoother or rougher to speed it up, or slower.
1:05:35
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:05:36
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:05:37
Testecleese: Slow it down.
1:05:40
Testecleese: so… Virginia apparently is looking to change to a tourism…
1:05:47
Brian McFadden: tax system, while still taxing the crap out of their citizens.
1:05:51
El Guapo: Who's gonna come here with the friggin' taxes and shit?
1:05:55
Testecleese: Even worse is the people that live in the tourism areas, like Virginia Beach.
1:06:00
Testecleese: Are getting nailed, are getting nailed by these taxes, then they have to pay it all the time.
1:06:05
El Guapo: No, they had this, just last year, they increased the meal tax.
1:06:11
El Guapo: And I don't want to go over there and pay extra for the same shit I could get here in Norfolk, you know, because I like to go to Virginia Beach once in a while, you know?
1:06:17
Testecleese: Check this out. They have a bed tax, which is supposed to target just, like, hotels, right?
1:06:23
Testecleese: But it turns out, the way they worded it, it also hits hospitals and hospices.
1:06:29
El Guapo: I don't know.
1:06:31
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:06:32
Brian McFadden: Oh, Virginia Beach.
1:06:33
Testecleese: Yep, didn't bother thinking out their language before they signed it into law.
1:06:37
El Guapo: No, probably the day, they're like, oh, oh, I'm sorry, we didn't know that.
1:06:42
Testecleese: But all these old people die, we could tear it down, and…
1:06:47
Testecleese: friggin' build another Jamba Juicer.
1:06:49
Testecleese: Whatever the hip kids are doing.
1:06:51
El Guapo: Oh, the fucking waves, you know, place.
1:06:55
Testecleese: Curves.
1:06:57
El Guapo: No, the little wave center, the ocean, create waves and stuff down.
1:07:02
Testecleese: Oh, do you go surfing on land?
1:07:05
Testecleese: They're doing that on cruise ships.
1:07:08
El Guapo: To what?
1:07:09
Testecleese: They do them that, like, build a giant wave on a cruise ship. You can surf on the cruise ship.
1:07:14
El Guapo: No.
1:07:15
Ron Pascoe: Hmm.
1:07:17
Testecleese: Yeah, I thought that was crazy.
1:07:18
Testecleese: But while… Virginia is dealing with all these ridiculous, hospitality taxes.
1:07:28
Testecleese: tourism stuff… oh, Brian… Sorry, I thought Brian was, loading something up here.
1:07:33
Testecleese: No. They're also talking about adding a new 10% tax on millionaires to fund schools, childcare, and housing. How do you tax millionaires 10%?
1:07:43
Testecleese: 10% of what?
1:07:45
Brian McFadden: On top of their override taxes.
1:07:48
Testecleese: Well, I mean, 10% of what? Of what they're earning? You just want to increase their…
1:07:52
Testecleese: Income tax by 10%? Or do you want to take 10% of their net worth?
1:08:00
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
1:08:05
Testecleese: At some point, at some point, if you make a million dollars a year, right? At some point, when the taxes kick in, you're gonna talk to your boss, and seriously say, can I make $999,999 a year instead?
1:08:21
Testecleese: Because then I get to pay 20% less tax.
1:08:26
Testecleese: Let's be real.
1:08:28
Ron Pascoe: codes.
1:08:28
Testecleese: How many people get paid… get paid a million dollars a year for a W2 job? Typically, people make a million dollars a year are entrepreneurs doing something different, right?
1:08:37
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:08:38
Testecleese: So if you're making…
1:08:39
Ron Pascoe: How many months?
1:08:40
Testecleese: Huh?
1:08:42
Ron Pascoe: There'd be so many ways around that, they're just gonna shoot themselves in the foot.
1:08:45
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:08:46
Ron Pascoe: People just get incentives, they'll get houses in their condoks.
1:08:49
Testecleese: Well, I'm…
1:08:49
Ron Pascoe: multi-mouse that you can live in for your life, you know what I mean? You come here, we're paying $200 a year.
1:08:56
Testecleese: Yeah, and I'm just trying to point out that,
1:09:00
Testecleese: I already… I lost my point. Oh well.
1:09:03
Testecleese: Oh, well.
1:09:03
Ron Pascoe: Sorry, mate, no, no.
1:09:04
Testecleese: Oh, yeah, no, only a handful of people make a million dollars a year, actual paycheck.
1:09:09
Testecleese: Right. And they're usually… got PhDs.
1:09:14
Testecleese: And they're doing shit that we don't even comprehend, usually.
1:09:18
Testecleese: You know what I mean? They're working on hospitals trying to cure cancer, or they're building the new… the new fuse for the new warhead for the frickin' United States Navy.
1:09:27
Testecleese: Kinda guys, you know what I mean?
1:09:29
Testecleese: Manhattan Project kind of thing.
1:09:31
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:09:33
Testecleese: So I…
1:09:34
Testecleese: Yeah, who's bringing… who's bringing in a million dollars? The President of the United States doesn't even bring in half of a million a year.
1:09:41
Testecleese: by earned income.
1:09:47
Testecleese: So, that's my point.
1:09:48
Ron Pascoe: No, don't.
1:09:49
Testecleese: That's my point, though, is who are you… how are you gonna tax these people an extra 10%?
1:09:54
Testecleese: Because there's not a bunch of people making a million dollars a year.
1:09:58
Brian McFadden: No.
1:09:59
Testecleese: I wouldn't announce this.
1:10:01
El Guapo: But they always find a way around it, like, Hulk, you know what, the perks are gonna increase, you know?
1:10:06
Ron Pascoe: Yep.
1:10:06
El Guapo: Yeah, they may have.
1:10:07
Testecleese: Exactly, you'll pay them $900,000 instead and double their, their shares, or you'll give them, a 6-month timeshare in the Bahamas.
1:10:17
El Guapo: free vehicles, free flights, or free tickets. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
1:10:22
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it's all under the company.
1:10:24
El Guapo: They just write this shit to sound good, but that shit… plus, that shit, you know that money is not going for school.
1:10:29
Testecleese: Well, then it turns into tax write-offs instead of taxes paid. Oh, we had to use the jet to transport this person across the country.
1:10:38
Testecleese: So, it was business expense, boom, tax write-off.
1:10:46
Testecleese: Alright.
1:10:47
Testecleese: Alright, what hap- did… you guys know what happened with Newsom and Cortez over at the, the Munich conference? I've read the article, but I don't remember it. Apparently, they ran their mouths a bunch.
1:10:59
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:11:01
Testecleese: And I don't know about what.
1:11:03
Brian McFadden: I didn't share the article, so…
1:11:06
Testecleese: Guapo never reads his articles before he shares them, does he?
1:11:10
El Guapo: I remember what it was about, like, okay, and…
1:11:14
Testecleese: Well, I don't… where you guys put the document on there, anyways? I'm trying to find it.
1:11:19
Testecleese: Find the what?
1:11:20
El Guapo: document.
1:11:21
Brian McFadden: A second.
1:11:24
El Guapo: The DACA?
1:11:25
Testecleese: band?
1:11:26
El Guapo: Doc…
1:11:26
Brian McFadden: argument!
1:11:27
El Guapo: Oh, sorry, it's always under Google Docs. I know, but I was… because it looked like you guys would use the tutorial…
1:11:36
Testecleese: Realistically, just go into the old one, then click open, and then just open the newer one. That's what I do every time.
1:11:44
Testecleese: Then I closed the old one.
1:11:46
El Guapo: We need to delete the old one.
1:11:48
Brian McFadden: I just put it in the Google Docs.
1:11:50
El Guapo: Google Doc, yeah.
1:11:51
Testecleese: But yeah, Trump.
1:11:52
Brian McFadden: No, 3 drunken sailors!
1:11:54
El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
1:11:55
Testecleese: You put it in 3 drunken sailors.
1:11:56
El Guapo: It was just too much work to find gold. I know, right?
1:11:59
Testecleese: Right?
1:12:00
Testecleese: What is it, a picture of a bunny on it, too?
1:12:04
Brian McFadden: Bad bunny.
1:12:04
El Guapo: Yeah, bad, buddy.
1:12:06
Testecleese: That's a bad bunny. Yeah, you know what, I tried. I tried to get people to start calling them Rabbit Rodent.
1:12:13
Testecleese: Nobody cared.
1:12:19
Testecleese: Alright, well, while he… if he can find out if this is worth talking about, we'll move on, and…
1:12:25
El Guapo: The request is sent, I need Brian to open it.
1:12:27
Brian McFadden: Oh, what the fuck are you talking about? You should… I just sent you the… if you clicked on it in the Google Docs, you had.
1:12:33
El Guapo: Yeah, just tell me, Google Doc, you need access.
1:12:36
Testecleese: Really? When did… when did you start locking the Google Docs?
1:12:39
Brian McFadden: I didn't.
1:12:41
Brian McFadden: I don't even know where the request went to, so let me figure this shit out.
1:12:45
El Guapo: But that's what I'm…
1:12:46
Testecleese: Wow, we had it set up as, anyone who has the link can enter.
1:12:50
Brian McFadden: I did, and so I just tried to do it again.
1:12:54
Testecleese: Alright, well… New York.
1:12:57
Testecleese: Has opened the first free grocery store.
1:13:02
El Guapo: You're not gonna…
1:13:02
Brian McFadden: How's that going?
1:13:03
El Guapo: It's not gonna lie.
1:13:04
Testecleese: Well, what's funny is it's… not…
1:13:08
Testecleese: funded by New York City. It's funded by, Polymarket.
1:13:13
Ron Pascoe: Yay.
1:13:14
Testecleese: Yeah, it's not New York, it's not me and Danny's.
1:13:17
Testecleese: Nope. They're just giving to the community, because they.
1:13:20
Brian McFadden: Digital access.
1:13:21
El Guapo: Got it.
1:13:22
Ron Pascoe: And it's limited, it's like, it's like novelty bags.
1:13:27
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:13:29
Testecleese: It's funny, too, because a lot of people are all upset about PolyMarket.
1:13:33
Testecleese: Saying it's not regulated, it's gambling.
1:13:36
Testecleese: Yada yada.
1:13:37
Testecleese: Degenerate, etc, etc.
1:13:41
Testecleese: I just want to say, it is federally approved, because technically it's not gambling, you're buying shares in probability.
1:13:47
Testecleese: And… it's gambling to me.
1:13:50
Testecleese: But that's how they argue, is you're buying shares of a stock, and how likely Trump is to say Bad Bunny in the next week?
1:13:58
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:13:59
Testecleese: Or how…
1:13:59
Brian McFadden: Polymark is not just about that, it's about all… anything you can think about betting on, it's there.
1:14:05
Testecleese: Yes, but it's probability, not… So you can, you can actually…
1:14:10
Testecleese: You can't get out of a bet once you place a bet, but you can sell your shares if they go up in polymarket. So if the odds change, because everyone changes their mind, you can sell and make money.
1:14:21
Brian McFadden: Okay.
1:14:24
Testecleese: I thought it was illegal in the United States, but maybe not.
1:14:27
Testecleese: Maybe that's something else, because they did this whole thing about the election, and you're not allowed to gamble on that.
1:14:34
Testecleese: Maybe that was a different company.
1:14:36
Testecleese: That's actually bedding, that's overseas.
1:14:39
Brian McFadden: But at the same time.
1:14:40
El Guapo: That was Brian, the one that shared the news on the AOC document, not me.
1:14:45
Testecleese: Oh, Jesus, Brian. He went and scrolled back up to find it, too.
1:14:49
El Guapo: No, I did. I was like.
1:14:51
Testecleese: That's what I said.
1:14:51
El Guapo: Oh.
1:14:54
El Guapo: I don't remember hearing anything about this.
1:14:58
Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know, I guess they ran their mouths about… I think it was climate change, honestly, but it might have been about… I don't know.
1:15:07
Testecleese: anything, really. You gotta admit, it's funny, these guys go to foreign countries and complain about the immigration policy in the United States, in countries that have.
1:15:15
Brian McFadden: Well, they're in Saudi Arabia.
1:15:17
Testecleese: Yeah, or, or, London… England.
1:15:21
Ron Pascoe: Davos.
1:15:23
Testecleese: Davos! Well, like, isn't Ellen getting kicked out of, England right now?
1:15:30
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, she said she's coming back, but yeah.
1:15:33
Testecleese: George Clooney looks like he's fleeting of France because he's using the files.
1:15:38
Testecleese: Yes!
1:15:42
Testecleese: Oh my god, I've had enough of this Epstein shit. I wanted to know, and now I'm just like, it doesn't fucking matter, because I can't
1:15:49
Testecleese: Goddamn thing that comes out.
1:15:52
Testecleese: Can't believe it, and…
1:15:54
Testecleese: It turns out in this last batch, it shows that Trump was actually, like, an FBI informant on,
1:16:01
Testecleese: Epstein anyway.
1:16:02
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:16:03
Ron Pascoe: Nobody knows that.
1:16:04
Ron Pascoe: And Galine Maxwell?
1:16:06
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, and…
1:16:09
Testecleese: And geez, go figure, Bill Gates is all of a sudden, oh, climate change isn't that big a deal, maybe we should invest in the GOP, as it comes out that he gave his wife VD from banging someone on Epstein Island, and slipped her drugs to handle the freaking venereal disease.
1:16:27
Brian McFadden: That's crazy.
1:16:29
Testecleese: That's why she left them, allegedly.
1:16:31
Testecleese: What's she found out.
1:16:35
Testecleese: But I was like, this is the shit we're seeing, and you're still screaming Trump, Trump, Trump. I was like, what's wrong with… what about these guys? You know?
1:16:46
Ron Pascoe: Oh, it's coming out. It's coming out, thick and fast. All the unredacted's out now.
1:16:52
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:16:53
Testecleese: Yeah, but everything's in… It's ridiculous. There's a search you can do to find stuff.
1:17:00
Testecleese: Like, oh, Bibi Netanyahu's name shows up. It's like, they talked about the guy. Like, literally, the metal band All That Remains shows up in the Epstein file somewhere, because Epstein went to go see them after the latest platinum record had dropped.
1:17:17
Testecleese: And you know what I mean?
1:17:19
Ron Pascoe: This is what they brought up.
1:17:20
Testecleese: This is what they brought up in the first place, is if we just go ahead and drop all of these emails that we have, a whole bunch of people are gonna be implicated that had nothing to do with anything.
1:17:29
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, you can understand why they tripped and dragged it.
1:17:33
Ron Pascoe: People had been protected, you know what I mean? Like, there's a whole lot there to it. As you said, there's gonna be innocent people who were just going along for the ride, they didn't know what the hell was going on.
1:17:42
Testecleese: It didn't even show up, there might have been an email written between, like, Epstein and Bill Clinton saying, hey, I'm gonna go see this frickin' heavy metal band. And then if you type in that search in these files, their name shows up. It's like, oh, they're in the Epstein files.
1:17:58
Testecleese: It's like, no, man, like, they said they were gonna go watch a concert, you know?
1:18:01
Brian McFadden: John C. Dvorak was in the Epstein Files.
1:18:04
Testecleese: Was he really?
1:18:05
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:18:06
Testecleese: Oh, boy!
1:18:08
Testecleese: I mean, that was a ton of fun on No Agenda Show.
1:18:11
Brian McFadden: Adam Curry was a little jealous, because he was on MTV back in the day, he didn't make the list. Why wasn't I? Why didn't I make the list?
1:18:23
Brian McFadden: So what about this Illinois city that's decided to hand out $25,000 cash payments to 44 Black residents through their reparations programs?
1:18:33
El Guapo: Got it. Oh, my God.
1:18:35
Testecleese: My first question about that is, how do they prove… because you had… your family had to be here between, like, something-something and 1916 that you could prove?
1:18:45
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:18:48
Testecleese: Why do you need ID?
1:18:51
Brian McFadden: Brew it.
1:18:52
Testecleese: I thought that was, like, racist. Like, let's be real.
1:18:56
Testecleese: The people whose families were coming out of slavery.
1:18:59
Testecleese: I'm probably less likely to have paperwork of it.
1:19:02
Testecleese: than a modern-day, born Black American, right?
1:19:06
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:19:07
Testecleese: So, like.
1:19:09
Testecleese: I would think that it's impossible for these people to come up with identification and proof if your average modern black American can't figure out how to get ID to vote.
1:19:18
Testecleese: Or buy a 40.
1:19:20
Testecleese: Or, blunt.
1:19:23
Testecleese: And yes, I was intentionally stereotypical with those terms.
1:19:31
Ron Pascoe: But it's just…
1:19:33
Testecleese: It's crazy, man. And now they're being sued by a judicial watchdog group, saying, like, you can't isolate an ethnicity and give a
1:19:41
Testecleese: other groups.
1:19:45
Brian McFadden: So, everybody should get $44,000.
1:19:51
Ron Pascoe: Yeh?
1:19:53
Ron Pascoe: I agree.
1:19:57
Brian McFadden: And then, there is one… Democrat senator that… I realize that voted,
1:20:06
Brian McFadden: against voter ID, and people are freaking out about it, I don't know why, because…
1:20:12
El Guapo: I think, no, it was a Massey?
1:20:17
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, Massie voted against it.
1:20:18
El Guapo: The senator or Congress?
1:20:21
Ron Pascoe: Now, I know the Senator's cross come over. What's the name for it?
1:20:24
El Guapo: Oh, yeah, he's thinking about not.
1:20:25
Ron Pascoe: What?
1:20:26
El Guapo: Well…
1:20:27
Ron Pascoe: Finally read it down this morning.
1:20:29
El Guapo: Then we got Fetterman for that? Like, I think we got, like, 50-50 built.
1:20:34
Ron Pascoe: We've got 51 now, with Vance.
1:20:37
El Guapo: Yeah, we've been spot, yeah, about… with Fetterman, we've got, like, 50.
1:20:43
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, dude.
1:20:43
El Guapo: the, it's gonna be a long period of time, because they gotta do the filibuster first.
1:20:49
Ron Pascoe: Will's another, senator, Republican senator, she's come back, she voted no against it originally, but now she's come back across… I've read it this morning.
1:20:57
El Guapo: I'm sorry, never a name.
1:21:00
El Guapo: Oh…
1:21:01
Ron Pascoe: Losing somebody, or…
1:21:03
El Guapo: Must be the Maine or Alaska, the two stream fucking states.
1:21:07
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, good to come back. Well, Trump records he's going to mandate a federal mandate, the midterms.
1:21:13
El Guapo: Yeah. Well, I thought I'd have to wait a year into…
1:21:17
El Guapo: The law passes, or something like that.
1:21:20
El Guapo: Unless they implement it the right way.
1:21:22
Brian McFadden: Everest A has their own rules for the…
1:21:26
Testecleese: Yeah, and that's what the Democrats are flipping out about, is because it seems like Trump's trying to federalize the elections instead of leaving it to the states.
1:21:33
El Guapo: I think it should be more like, hey, are you allowed to boat, and… just to verify the person's allowed to boat.
1:21:40
Testecleese: Well, I say let the states do it their way, but yeah, you should have regulations and standards in place, and within those rules, you can do whatever you want.
1:21:48
El Guapo: No, no, but I'm saying, like, for… I mean, the state can do whatever it wants, but I have to tell the government, or the United States government that, hey, I live in Virginia.
1:21:58
El Guapo: And this is my… who I am.
1:22:01
Testecleese: Oh, they're not even saying you could vote from outside of Virginia for the pres- for the presidency.
1:22:06
El Guapo: No, no, no, but I'm saying, like, I'm a boater here, and this is where I am.
1:22:10
El Guapo: See what I'm saying? Just to, like, hey, I'm here.
1:22:14
Testecleese: I mean, show identification.
1:22:16
Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
1:22:17
Testecleese: Something like 79% of Democrats agree with this, but their entire party's voting against it.
1:22:23
Testecleese: Like, everyone…
1:22:24
Ron Pascoe: And, see, that… hmm…
1:22:27
Testecleese: That's what lets you know that there is fraud, is the fact that the party leaders disagree with their own party.
1:22:35
Testecleese: I told you, my brother asked me to.
1:22:38
Brian McFadden: Cast an illegal ballot for him.
1:22:42
Brian McFadden: And you do it.
1:22:44
Testecleese: No, I did not. I… he asked me…
1:22:47
Ron Pascoe: Don't say yes or no.
1:22:49
Testecleese: He's like, oh, I left my mail-in ballot in the car, because he was driving in Vermont, and I was in Mass. He's like, could you, like, you know, fill it out and send it in for me? I was like, that's a felony, you know that. He's like, oh, what's the big deal? I was like.
1:23:01
Testecleese: This is literally the entire fucking argument about the last election, and you swear to God it wasn't happening. And then my mother-in-law, not my mother-in-law, my aunt, his aunt.
1:23:14
Testecleese: comes by the house, picks it up out of his car, and I was like, oh my god! I was like, you do know this is a crime!
1:23:21
Testecleese: Like, at least a year in prison!
1:23:26
Ron Pascoe: casting someone else's vote, definitely. Same in Australia.
1:23:29
Testecleese: And they looked at me like I was…
1:23:31
Testecleese: Like, I was an asshole. I'm like, you asked
1:23:33
Testecleese: a felony, and then you did in front of my face. You're lucky I didn't call the fucking police, you know?
1:23:41
Brian McFadden: Probably should've.
1:23:42
Testecleese: I'm not… she's also my godmother.
1:23:45
Testecleese: I'm… I'm not calling the, the cops, I'm my godmother for… That.
1:23:53
El Guapo: For her being an idiot.
1:23:54
Ron Pascoe: A lot of your discretion.
1:23:56
Testecleese: What's that?
1:23:57
Ron Pascoe: A slight indiscretion?
1:24:00
Testecleese: Yeah, she shouldn't have done it, but I don't want her to go to jail, you know what I mean?
1:24:05
El Guapo: I don't know what this is about with the North Carolina… Oh, the judge? Oh, there's… there's a lot of DEI judges, dude, out there. Apparently, she got caught back in 2024 for DWI.
1:24:18
Testecleese: Yeah, and hasn't… has never turned herself in.
1:24:22
El Guapo: No, she never… no, she didn't do the… she played guilty.
1:24:25
Testecleese: That's right, community service, right?
1:24:26
El Guapo: Community service, like, how you gonna fuck up your job for them?
1:24:30
El Guapo: Like, you know what? Fuck it, you be an idiot, you deserve it, you know?
1:24:34
Testecleese: No, even better…
1:24:36
Testecleese: Is you do the community service, and then you record yourself doing it, and put it out there that judges are giving back.
1:24:42
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:24:43
Brian McFadden: People's like…
1:24:43
Testecleese: I forget within a couple days why she's doing it.
1:24:47
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:24:49
Testecleese: Like, why not do it and take credit for it and be a fucking hero?
1:24:53
El Guapo: Yeah, you know, like, do something, like, you know what, I made a mistake, you know, we're all humans and stuff like that, and let me do my time, you know? She does her time.
1:25:01
Testecleese: And I'll just say… Some community service for a DUI?
1:25:06
El Guapo: She got fucking good.
1:25:07
Testecleese: That is a light sentence, that she got to keep her license, period.
1:25:12
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:25:12
Testecleese: Malone didn't serve jail time.
1:25:14
El Guapo: Then she fucking dropped the ball.
1:25:16
Testecleese: Yeah, you got hooked up because you're a judge, and you still blew it.
1:25:21
El Guapo: Yep.
1:25:23
Ron Pascoe: Yep. Fuck it, she deserved that shit, dude.
1:25:25
Testecleese: No, she does, she deserves whatever happens, and the full… and you know they're gonna drop it on her because she failed her probation, right?
1:25:31
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:25:33
Testecleese: No, that's what they do. If you fail probation, you're supposed to hit the maximum penalty that you are supposed to see in most states.
1:25:41
Ron Pascoe: And none of those pissy little bloody paperwork, bloody services, they figure out what ass is what they send out themselves, mate.
1:25:48
Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah. They do the crime, they've got to go out in the community, do the time.
1:25:52
El Guapo: J. John?
1:25:53
El Guapo: shit.
1:25:54
Testecleese: What's funny is when you say that about communities,
1:25:57
Testecleese: paperwork. She could have actually sat in… Her judges' chambers after work, and gone through… Something.
1:26:07
El Guapo: they…
1:26:08
Testecleese: Do something for an extra 2 hours every day, or an hour every day to get her community service done by simply digging through,
1:26:17
Testecleese: regulation and precedent for other cases that are happening, because that's still community service, right?
1:26:23
El Guapo: Yeah, she could use it, like, if she… I don't know if she's a lawyer or no, she could do.
1:26:27
Testecleese: Judge is a lawyer. I think you have to…
1:26:30
Ron Pascoe: I don't like that.
1:26:31
El Guapo: Some of them to get elected.
1:26:34
Testecleese: Yeah, but I think they're still lawyers. Just, like, I don't think you've ever seen an AT that's not a bar-certified lawyer.
1:26:41
Ron Pascoe: And I can't claim pro bono.
1:26:43
El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, probably.
1:26:45
Testecleese: Exactly, exactly. Do all that pro bono work for free.
1:26:48
El Guapo: One hour every day for 50 days, and you know.
1:26:51
Testecleese: Imagine this.
1:26:51
El Guapo: Two weeks, maybe two months.
1:26:53
Testecleese: a judge… Steps down from the bench, puts on a suit, and defends…
1:27:00
Testecleese: a local citizen up against the system who doesn't have a lawyer. The frickin' public defense attorney.
1:27:06
Testecleese: That would count as community service.
1:27:08
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:27:09
Testecleese: Could you imagine the defense you could get from a fucking judge?
1:27:13
Ron Pascoe: Well, she.
1:27:15
El Guapo: You fucking dropped the ball, dude, this is what you get, you know?
1:27:19
Ron Pascoe: We do that.
1:27:20
Testecleese: It's disappointing.
1:27:22
El Guapo: Mmm.
1:27:23
Testecleese: Like, I expect at least the standard I'm held to for a judge.
1:27:27
El Guapo: No.
1:27:29
El Guapo: Well, talk about how disappointed you heard about this North Carolina fucking, sheriff.
1:27:37
El Guapo: They were asking about the three branches of government, he didn't know what were they?
1:27:41
Testecleese: Yeah!
1:27:42
Testecleese: Yeah, they asked him what brand she was, and he said,
1:27:47
El Guapo: this season.
1:27:47
Testecleese: First, he didn't understand, and then he's like, well, there's three branches. There's executive, judicial, and .
1:27:53
El Guapo: the.
1:27:53
Ron Pascoe: legislative.
1:27:54
El Guapo: It was just…
1:27:54
Testecleese: Yeah, legislative.
1:27:56
Testecleese: And he goes, which one of you? He goes, judicial?
1:27:59
El Guapo: No, the last one.
1:28:01
Testecleese: Oh, I thought you said Joe. Okay.
1:28:03
Testecleese: Anyway, he picked judicial, which a lot of people do.
1:28:07
El Guapo: Yeah, because…
1:28:07
Testecleese: They look at what's going on… no, they look at immigration, they look at the judicial branch, right? That's not judicial branch. If ICE is not judicial, that is executive branch.
1:28:16
El Guapo: The second, yeah.
1:28:18
El Guapo: Legislative… lost.
1:28:21
Testecleese: But yeah, the sheriff didn't know what branch of government he worked for. I was like, dear God, I hope you get voted out of office tomorrow.
1:28:28
El Guapo: Yeah, but he's, like, he was taken back.
1:28:31
Testecleese: They gave him hints!
1:28:33
El Guapo: He was… they cry, and now they cry, but they're like, oh, it's just fucking… I forgot what they're saying, like, oh my god, just take your L's and go.
1:28:41
Testecleese: Well… Alright.
1:28:44
Testecleese: I understand the argument.
1:28:47
Testecleese: Excuse me. Now, you don't need to know how the government works to be a good cop.
1:28:52
Ron Pascoe: That's right.
1:28:54
Testecleese: Which is true.
1:28:56
Testecleese: What just happened?
1:28:57
Testecleese: Oh, Brian's back, which is weird.
1:29:02
Testecleese: I don't know what's going on here.
1:29:05
Ron Pascoe: Well, Satan's cops don't know every law out there, neither, mate.
1:29:07
Ron Pascoe: They ring through and find out.
1:29:09
Ron Pascoe: You know when you get judged and all that stuff with Officer Rescher and all that sort of stuff?
1:29:14
Ron Pascoe: You know how you get additional charges placed on…
1:29:18
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:29:18
Ron Pascoe: Because cops don't know… cops don't know every law.
1:29:21
Ron Pascoe: So they'll get a booking show and go to, like, here in Australia. They'll go, right, what happened, what's the incidentist? Right, we'll throw this charge on, throw that charge as well.
1:29:29
Testecleese: Exactly, that's exactly where I was going, was, it's one thing to say you don't need to know all of the everything to be a good cop, but the problem is that the sheriff
1:29:39
Testecleese: is not… A cop.
1:29:42
Testecleese: He's an elected official!
1:29:45
Testecleese: He needs to know this stuff so he can instruct his deputies to do their job. Hey, Brian, you awake?
1:29:52
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:29:53
Testecleese: Alright. It looks like I'm trying to enter this chat in the waiting room. I don't know if I stop it, if I kick myself out, or if one of these old clicks I tried a while ago, before we started the show, is finally kicking in.
1:30:08
Brian McFadden: I don't know.
1:30:09
Testecleese: You see it too, don't ya?
1:30:14
Brian McFadden: Here you go.
1:30:16
Testecleese: Oh, jeez, I'm gonna be in…
1:30:19
Brian McFadden: I'll be there twice.
1:30:21
Testecleese: Excuse me.
1:30:22
Testecleese: Chemsville, I don't know where Kempsville is.
1:30:25
Brian McFadden: That's in Virginia.
1:30:26
El Guapo: up, but…
1:30:27
Testecleese: Is it? Oh, there you go, go figure.
1:30:30
El Guapo: What was that? Oh, no, no, this is Virginia Beach, sorry.
1:30:33
Testecleese: Okay, what, Campsville High School, the principal has planned a political walkout for the students.
1:30:40
El Guapo: This, which I think is fucking bullshit, a lot of people are angry about this shit.
1:30:44
Testecleese: Well, the wife actually said something, like, whoa, he's not making them go. I was like, that's not the point. You tell these kids they can just skip school.
1:30:52
Testecleese: they'll go, and then you tell them there's no repercussions. I was like, one, you're, god.
1:30:56
El Guapo: It's impossible for the kids.
1:30:57
Testecleese: Yeah, you're contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
1:31:02
Testecleese: at truancy…
1:31:05
Testecleese: Right? It's against the law to not… to not go to school in some way as a child in this country.
1:31:11
El Guapo: I don't know if people realize that.
1:31:14
Testecleese: You can actually get… the parents can actually get arrested for truancy, and the principal said, don't even bother coming to school.
1:31:23
Ron Pascoe: No, that's not on.
1:31:24
Testecleese: It really bothers me, and Brian…
1:31:29
Testecleese: It's just not loading up, that's probably why it took, almost 2 hours to get to the point where it even asked to get in.
1:31:36
Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
1:31:38
Testecleese: Yeah, I got this connecting thing right in the middle of my screen.
1:31:45
Testecleese: Jesus Christ, it's right in the way, too, that sucks.
1:31:50
Testecleese: Swallow well.
1:31:53
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, this guy's…
1:31:56
Testecleese: Yeah, his name keeps coming up.
1:31:59
El Guapo: He's running for governor of California.
1:32:01
Testecleese: Yeah, that's not gonna end up. It's trouble.
1:32:03
Ron Pascoe: He's in a bit of trouble.
1:32:06
Testecleese: Well, yeah, why now? Like, for real, like…
1:32:10
Testecleese: every time he opens his mouth, I'm like, that's the dumbest thing he could have said, you know?
1:32:18
Ron Pascoe: Can you see what come out? The interview wouldn't come out?
1:32:22
Testecleese: When he came out as gay?
1:32:25
Ron Pascoe: No, no, he came out the other day, and he says.
1:32:27
Ron Pascoe: In the next week or two, there'll be allegations made against someone that you know, talking about himself.
1:32:32
Ron Pascoe: He said, these are all complete lies. Someone got the jump on him and said, like, this is coming out.
1:32:37
El Guapo: Mmm.
1:32:39
Ron Pascoe: So, watch his space. He could be in a bit of strife.
1:32:44
Testecleese: Mmm.
1:32:46
Testecleese: Yeah, but he's demanding that the acting director of ICE resign or side with killers.
1:32:55
Testecleese: Oh, the Let's be real here for a second.
1:32:59
Testecleese: let's just assume these guys are not federal agents, right? Let's just assume they're assholes talking shit and calling people slurs on the side of the road, okay?
1:33:11
Testecleese: But you know they're armed.
1:33:13
Testecleese: You know as a fact, Avalon, you can see it, let's say, right?
1:33:18
Testecleese: Would you go up there and start a fistfight with these guys?
1:33:22
Ron Pascoe: God.
1:33:23
Ron Pascoe: Why?
1:33:24
Testecleese: Why wouldn't you? Oh, why would you? Because they're a bunch of assholes spitting out slurs, and it needs to be stopped. Why wouldn't you?
1:33:33
Ron Pascoe: So, called need slurs.
1:33:37
Testecleese: Alright, I was expecting you to say, because I don't want to get shot to death.
1:33:41
Ron Pascoe: No, I was gonna say that, but I was gonna say, like.
1:33:44
Ron Pascoe: Why would I be out in the streets while this shit's going down in the middle of winter?
1:33:48
Ron Pascoe: Why would I be able to provocating as well?
1:33:50
Testecleese: True. But I'm just saying, don't start a fight with someone that you know is armed.
1:33:56
Ron Pascoe: Oh, 100%, 100%.
1:33:58
Testecleese: Period.
1:33:58
Ron Pascoe: There's more to it, but there's more… oh, no, I don't want to complicate things.
1:34:03
Ron Pascoe: But all these paid protesters, mate, you can't tell me they weren't paid activists. The people actually
1:34:09
Ron Pascoe: I'm not going.
1:34:11
Ron Pascoe: They put it in the daytime.
1:34:12
Testecleese: From what I understand about this.
1:34:15
Testecleese: Is the, quote, paid agitators aren't actually the people on the streets.
1:34:21
Testecleese: They are convinced by… they are convinced by the people that are paid, and they're not paid as in, like, haha, go protest. It's an NGO…
1:34:31
Testecleese: That says, oh, yeah, you can take as much time off as you want to go protest.
1:34:35
Testecleese: And then they go, and they're getting paid.
1:34:38
Testecleese: through taxpayer money, NGOs,
1:34:43
Testecleese: to organize these rallies, bring people in, convince everyone that everyone's Nazis, because the paid guys aren't gonna go and get shot, because they're not dumb, they know they're making money. It's the fucking moron that gets emotional.
1:34:57
Testecleese: And tries to fistfight the guy with a gun, and then let them see your gun.
1:35:03
Testecleese: You know what I mean? Just that crazy bitch that picked up a flashbang.
1:35:08
Ron Pascoe: Follow.
1:35:11
Ron Pascoe: I would have loved that picture on the ground.
1:35:13
El Guapo: Soda hand warmer, okay?
1:35:15
Ron Pascoe: Oh my god, I was like, what?
1:35:19
Testecleese: She's not smart enough to get paid to do this stuff, right?
1:35:22
Ron Pascoe: She couldn't… she couldn't get a bloody birth certificate for ID.
1:35:30
Testecleese: Oh, and I love that!
1:35:32
El Guapo: Got a boat.
1:35:33
Testecleese: I love that about the voter ID. They went… they finally dropped the black people are too stupid to get ID.
1:35:41
Testecleese: Because that's what it was, right?
1:35:44
Testecleese: It's moved on to women get married, and they change their names.
1:35:49
Testecleese: And I was like, first of all.
1:35:51
Testecleese: Typically, conservative women take the names of their spouses…
1:35:56
Ron Pascoe: Liberal women don't.
1:35:58
Testecleese: They might hyphenate.
1:36:01
Testecleese: It's like, second of all, I know at least 41 states.
1:36:06
Testecleese: will give you a free new ID if you show them the paperwork of a name change after a wedding.
1:36:13
Testecleese: And all 50 states will do a free name change after a marriage.
1:36:20
Testecleese: So, I think they've made it clear that women are too stupid to figure out how to vote.
1:36:25
Testecleese: And maybe we shouldn't let them, then. Maybe they're right, we shouldn't let these people vote if they can't figure out how to.
1:36:33
El Guapo: That's a secret way to repeal the 19.
1:36:39
Testecleese: Well, the 19th was written very poorly.
1:36:43
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:36:44
Testecleese: And so,
1:36:46
Testecleese: was it the 14th Amendment 2, the one that was supposed to give slaves citizenship, but now they're using to mean birthright citizenship?
1:36:55
El Guapo: The word that they use, and now I don't use it nowadays, because nobody knows the subject no more. Nobody uses it like that.
1:37:02
Testecleese: And that's the thing, is you had to look at what was going on at the time, and what this was supposed to mean.
1:37:07
Testecleese: And, yeah, from what I understand, the 14th Men was supposed to be like, these people were slaves. Now they're free. You know what? Fuck it, they're citizens.
1:37:16
Testecleese: You know, they were born here, they were raised here.
1:37:18
Testecleese: But then it turned into… Ying Wan Li… comes over from China.
1:37:26
Testecleese: Crosses the border, squats out a baby, And that kid's a citizen.
1:37:31
Ron Pascoe: Yep.
1:37:32
Testecleese: Obama called them anchor babies.
1:37:37
Testecleese: Yeah, because of that, then the family can find a reason to be in the country all the time.
1:37:44
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, how many females are pregnant travel to America to give birth? They're pregnant.
1:37:48
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:37:50
Testecleese: And I understand why, honestly, I do.
1:37:54
Testecleese: No, if you're in Somalia, for real, if you're a Somali person.
1:38:00
Testecleese: and you had a chance to come to the United States and have your baby in the United States, you know even if you never get to see that kid again, because you were kicked out of the country, that kid's gonna have a better life than you did in a government… government-less…
1:38:13
Testecleese: African War Zone.
1:38:15
El Guapo: Hmm.
1:38:16
Ron Pascoe: That's right, common sense is the whale.
1:38:19
Testecleese: I get it, but we can't let everyone do this. You know?
1:38:23
Ron Pascoe: I agree 100%, mate. It's like our politicians, ambassadors have had children.
1:38:28
Ron Pascoe: Born in different countries, we're on duty.
1:38:31
Ron Pascoe: serving and bloody, like, if you're the ambassador of America, you've got a child here. Your missus having a baby in Australia. That baby's still born on US soil, like any embassy.
1:38:41
Testecleese: The embassy, yeah.
1:38:42
Ron Pascoe: U.S. stores.
1:38:43
Ron Pascoe: Got it.
1:38:44
Testecleese: Yes.
1:38:45
Ron Pascoe: I'd still classed as that country's soil.
1:38:46
Testecleese: That was what happened with Rubio… no, Rubio wasn't born in an embassy. Rubio was just the born… the son of two U.S. citizens who was born in Canada on a business trip for the United States.
1:38:57
El Guapo: Think about… not Rubio, the other guy…
1:39:01
Testecleese: It wasn't Rubio?
1:39:01
El Guapo: Cruz.
1:39:03
Testecleese: Cruz, okay, it was Cruz, I'm sorry, the Mexican, not the Cuban, right?
1:39:06
El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
1:39:06
Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
1:39:07
Testecleese: I think he should be allowed to run for president.
1:39:13
Testecleese: But that's because of the citizenship thing of both parents more important than the place of birth. I think that he's still a full-born American citizen.
1:39:27
Ron Pascoe: Yay!
1:39:28
Ron Pascoe: I agree, like, if your parents are both American and you're doing something, you get born in another country, that does make you, like, a citizen of that country, I don't believe.
1:39:36
Testecleese: I believe.
1:39:37
Ron Pascoe: Peace of care.
1:39:38
Testecleese: Canada. I believe Canada is the only other country that has a policy as wide open as ours in terms of being born in your country and being a citizen.
1:39:47
Testecleese: If you're born in Canada, if you're born in Canada, you are a Canadian citizen.
1:39:52
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not here in Australia.
1:39:55
Ron Pascoe: you'll still remain, like, your parents are Kenyan. Just, say, for example, Kenyan, and they come here on holiday, and you get born here.
1:40:02
Ron Pascoe: Well, you still go back to your parents, you're still Kenyan.
1:40:07
Testecleese: Well, that's what gets me, too, is you hear people saying, like, oh.
1:40:10
Testecleese: First of all, African American drives me nuts.
1:40:13
Testecleese: And not because I hate black people.
1:40:18
Testecleese: But pardon me, I'm having a cough. Well, because African American doesn't necessarily reply to all… refer to all Black people, but it's used to encompass them all.
1:40:28
Testecleese: The Haitians… Haitians aren't African, are they?
1:40:33
El Guapo: No, they're Korean, Korean.
1:40:35
Ron Pascoe: Caribbean, yeah.
1:40:37
Testecleese: And just, it's stuff like that, and it's like, you guys, you guys were trying to be nice, but you went and over-generalized an entire fucking continent, and didn't even encompass everyone when you did it that way.
1:40:51
Testecleese: You know?
1:40:53
Ron Pascoe: Well, that's right, mate. You hear of Irish-American, all that sort of stuff, but in Australia, we don't. You say we've got oral heritage or Scottish heritage, you know, that's what we say.
1:41:02
Testecleese: Yeah, but you see people here that are like, oh, I'm Italian-American.
1:41:07
Testecleese: And you expect them to speak Italian, like, they came from Italy. No, they're, like, third generation.
1:41:14
Testecleese: No, you're… you're a… you're fucking American, dude. You're… you're not…
1:41:17
Testecleese: Italian. I understand that's where your hair is.
1:41:20
Ron Pascoe: Troll.
1:41:20
Testecleese: That's okay to respect it, but you're not Italian-American. I expected you to have an Italian passport if you're telling me that you're Italian, right?
1:41:30
Ron Pascoe: 100%.
1:41:33
Testecleese: Like, if I go to Australia, and I spend more than a couple months there, am I American-Australian?
1:41:40
El Guapo: Oh my gosh, that's true.
1:41:41
Ron Pascoe: Unless you get a dodgy passport and stuff like that, bro.
1:41:45
Testecleese: Well, here's even more fun! Remember the term we used to have back in the day? American Indian? When Indian wasn't quite cool because they were trying to differentiate between different peoples?
1:41:57
Testecleese: If I had moved to India at that point, would I have been an American Indian?
1:42:06
Ron Pascoe: Yay!
1:42:07
Testecleese: by…
1:42:07
Ron Pascoe: Jonas.
1:42:09
Testecleese: Where he come from, the way he goes to, is the way they seem to do it.
1:42:13
Testecleese: Or what if an Indian moves to the United States? They're Indian-American, next to the Indian American Indian, you know?
1:42:21
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it seems to go in cycles, doesn't it? Like, you look at Australia, I'm not being racist or anything like that. Like, we used to call Aboriginals abo's, then they're called Aboriginals.
1:42:31
Testecleese: Yeah, but that turned We're all of a sudden, right?
1:42:34
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, now it's First Nation, you know what I mean? Like, it goes in cycles.
1:42:38
Testecleese: Yeah, well, that's the problem, is they come up with a new term…
1:42:41
Testecleese: To describe the same thing. And that new term's just gonna become just offensive. Like, for the love of God!
1:42:48
Testecleese: Colored people is, like, the most offensive thing, right? But how is it any different from people of color?
1:42:58
Ron Pascoe: Well, mate, you know the word… the term… the word Aborigine-y actually means?
1:43:04
El Guapo: No, what does it mean?
1:43:04
Testecleese: I'd have to sit down… Original Indigenous person. Yeah, yeah.
1:43:09
El Guapo: No, that's all I mean.
1:43:10
Testecleese: Give me 10 minutes.
1:43:12
Ron Pascoe: You know what I mean? And so, I'm actually now Aboriginal, I'm Indigenous to Australia.
1:43:17
Ron Pascoe: So I can now class myself as Aboriginal.
1:43:19
Testecleese: You said original Indigenous.
1:43:22
Ron Pascoe: How about Aboriginal. Indigenous.
1:43:24
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:43:24
Ron Pascoe: original person.
1:43:27
Ron Pascoe: So I come from this nation, this is where I come from.
1:43:30
Testecleese: Possibly, but you have to take syntax into account when it comes to changing languages. It might be the other way around. Original…
1:43:38
Testecleese: native, which would be the first people, First Nationer, and don't get me wrong, I think this idea is stupid, because the entire fucking world has been this guy taking land from that guy.
1:43:50
Testecleese: Let's be real, like, it's not unique to the indigenous peoples of this planet, you know what I mean?
1:43:57
Ron Pascoe: Hain and Abel did it.
1:44:00
Testecleese: -
1:44:02
Ron Pascoe: Got a little way back, mate.
1:44:04
Testecleese: Kane, Kane used the, jaw of a mule.
1:44:09
Ron Pascoe: sign up.
1:44:09
Testecleese: kill his brother, Abel, and was marked to walk the earth forever without dying.
1:44:17
Testecleese: The Mark of Cain!
1:44:19
Testecleese: Great story.
1:44:21
Testecleese: You imagine the punishment of living forever.
1:44:25
Testecleese: After having murdered your brother.
1:44:28
Testecleese: The first murder, by the way!
1:44:31
Ron Pascoe: Yep. Originally documented.
1:44:34
Testecleese: Hmm.
1:44:36
Testecleese: Yeah, it's fun listening to Catholics talk about the Bible, because
1:44:40
Testecleese: Typically, they know it way better than most Protestants, right?
1:44:45
Testecleese: Typically.
1:44:46
Ron Pascoe: Especially with a few beers in us.
1:44:48
Testecleese: Yeah, but you don't find Catholics quoting scripture like you see Protestants, but then they have a conversation, and they'll bring up an obscure quote, and the Protestants will be like, what, what? It's like, yeah, see, dude, you…
1:44:59
Testecleese: It doesn't matter what chapter and verse you're quoting, did you get the message? Did you understand the story? You know?
1:45:06
Ron Pascoe: That's what it's all about, mate.
1:45:08
Testecleese: Even if it wasn't real, it's such a good story. Greatest story ever told.
1:45:16
Testecleese: Friggin' guy was told he was the son of all that is and ever will be.
1:45:21
Testecleese: Took him, what, 20 years to come to terms with that. You didn't hear it from Jesus from when he was, like, 8 until, like, 33, right?
1:45:29
Ron Pascoe: Yep, yep.
1:45:30
Testecleese: And yeah, he's supposed to be tortured and die.
1:45:34
Testecleese: And he's like, why… why me? You know? And then… then all he did was walk around helping people until he was tortured and killed. It's like, that's a great story, like…
1:45:44
Testecleese: Do you decide to…
1:45:45
Ron Pascoe: in the role.
1:45:47
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:45:47
Ron Pascoe: It has to go in the wrong directions in the desert somewhere.
1:45:50
Testecleese: Even if this shit ain't friggin' literal, it's still a good story of how to live your life.
1:45:55
Testecleese: If more people would help people, Instead of take from them.
1:46:02
El Guapo: You know, thank God, the good thing that we got from Christianity is because, Jesus will say, love your neighbor.
1:46:10
El Guapo: And back in those days, people used to be in little tribes.
1:46:14
El Guapo: You know?
1:46:16
El Guapo: Which is not good, because when you're having your own little pocket of populations and stuff like that.
1:46:23
El Guapo: you intermingle DNA, and that's how you get, like,
1:46:27
El Guapo: low… low IQ and… or a non, retardation between the drives.
1:46:35
Testecleese: Hold on.
1:46:36
Testecleese: You saying by breeding outside the tribe causes this?
1:46:39
El Guapo: No, no, but by breathing outside, the minute.
1:46:41
Testecleese: Oh, prevents it.
1:46:43
El Guapo: Yeah, and that's what Jesus told us, to love your neighbor.
1:46:46
Testecleese: Yeah, and apply…
1:46:47
El Guapo: the Western became more advanced than the Easter, because the East is still, like, a lot of tribes and stuff like that.
1:46:55
Testecleese: Oh, shit! Yeah, I mean, look at the incest we saw in Egypt during the.
1:47:01
El Guapo: Oh, it's going on right now? Way, way back forever ago, right? Dude, that's what's going on right now in, England, because a lot of Afghanistanians are still married to cousins, so there's a lot of…
1:47:13
El Guapo: I'd, .
1:47:16
Testecleese: That's okay in Afghanistan?
1:47:18
El Guapo: No Islam religion, that's okay.
1:47:23
Testecleese: No, but I'm just saying, like.
1:47:25
Testecleese: Islam says it's okay to marry your first cousin?
1:47:27
El Guapo: Y, yeah.
1:47:29
Testecleese: Really?
1:47:29
Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
1:47:30
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:47:31
Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
1:47:32
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:47:33
Ron Pascoe: So you can sleep with young kids.
1:47:35
El Guapo: There's a lot of kids who moved to Afghanistania.
1:47:38
Testecleese: 100% fair here. I can't think of anything in the Christian Bible that says that either one of those is wrong.
1:47:47
El Guapo: But I can't…
1:47:48
Testecleese: I can't think of anything that says it's okay, either.
1:47:51
El Guapo: No, I think… because she had to kill the…
1:47:54
El Guapo: You know, that's what… that, like, helped us advance in the future, because we, you know, we open up to trust more people, which they created credit and stuff like that, and a lot of things have happened because of that.
1:48:06
Testecleese: Yeah, but the problem with trusting all these people is now we have a lot of people knowing that we'll just trust them, and they show up and open up daycare centers in Minneapolis.
1:48:14
El Guapo: And that's when you… that's when the traffic come in, and they're like, you know what? They're too trusty, let's take advantage of it, you know? And that's why we got laws, to prevent stuff like that.
1:48:25
Testecleese: That's actually the major critique I have of Christianity, actually.
1:48:30
Testecleese: Is that… That's you for giving.
1:48:33
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:48:34
Testecleese: But that's the major tenet of the religion, isn't it?
1:48:37
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:48:38
El Guapo: But…
1:48:40
Testecleese: Avoid conflicts, but…
1:48:42
El Guapo: They do, but when you do too much conflict, look what happened in Africa, because the only reason they were, what's her name? Somali was going out, because the travel is a war, and they never… they haven't let it go. They move over here, the only reason major fraud is the major, because of tribalism.
1:48:59
Testecleese: I know, exactly, it's like, dude, you got away from the war.
1:49:03
Testecleese: excited about that, and happy, and start over. Instead, they just keep carrying it on somewhere else.
1:49:09
El Guapo: So, that's…
1:49:10
Testecleese: Omar! Omar said, I am the Somali representative, didn't she?
1:49:14
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:49:15
Testecleese: It's like, no, no, you represent citizens in Minnesota.
1:49:19
El Guapo: Yeah, but… see, that's why you have… sometimes you have to, like, forgive and let go, you know, because you cannot carry that shit. This thing's for your father's, you know?
1:49:28
Testecleese: Yes, you're happier.
1:49:30
Testecleese: by not carrying a grudge. I agree. And if everyone did this… if everyone agreed on Christian values, the fucking world… we wouldn't need police.
1:49:41
Testecleese: Same thing as if everyone agreed on Islamic values, we wouldn't need police. If everyone believed in Jewish values, we wouldn't need police, but the problem is, we don't.
1:49:51
El Guapo: And the Christians…
1:49:53
Testecleese: Want to forgive. And not just forgive, they feel guilty.
1:49:57
El Guapo: Yeah, but…
1:50:00
Testecleese: Your sins. Your sins. A man died, was tortured… And… Killed for your sins.
1:50:08
Testecleese: At least Catholics, right? They… hellfire and brimstone.
1:50:12
Testecleese: You're not a good enough person.
1:50:14
El Guapo: I think Catherine's.
1:50:15
Testecleese: It needs to be better.
1:50:16
El Guapo: Hollow grudge, but I'll never forget.
1:50:18
Testecleese: But the only reason we're so fucked up right now, because the app was… I'll give that.
1:50:22
El Guapo: Mill.
1:50:24
Testecleese: He's what, Sveno?
1:50:25
El Guapo: The Alpha, alpha, female, alpha, female?
1:50:29
El Guapo: Apple. Urban… Who's…
1:50:31
Testecleese: Awful. Awful.
1:50:34
Testecleese: Yeah, awful, affluent, white, female, urban liberal.
1:50:38
El Guapo: Ever liberal.
1:50:41
Testecleese: Yeah, Karen!
1:50:43
El Guapo: Typical care.
1:50:44
Testecleese: Yeah, I'd like to see your manager, please!
1:50:47
El Guapo: So, like, no, I want to see a higher person than you. Okay, let's pray.
1:50:56
Testecleese: Alright.
1:50:57
Testecleese: Hey, Brian, you…
1:50:59
Brian McFadden: Boy.
1:51:00
El Guapo: They're listening.
1:51:01
Testecleese: Yeah, you might wanna, like, stand up and move around a little bit before you pass out completely, bud.
1:51:05
El Guapo: We're almost done anyway, so…
1:51:08
Testecleese: Yeah, we're gonna hit up immigration, and then,
1:51:11
Testecleese: Handful of things with the military.
1:51:14
El Guapo: I wanna… What do you want to talk about immigration, dude? It's like…
1:51:20
Testecleese: Well, that's, like, the only thing in nukes the last, like, 3 months.
1:51:23
El Guapo: Huh?
1:51:25
Testecleese: It's the only thing made in the news for the last, like, 3 months.
1:51:27
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:51:28
Testecleese: That's why I brought up the walkout.
1:51:31
Testecleese: in Cemsville.
1:51:32
El Guapo: It's an anti-ice walkout. Yeah.
1:51:37
Testecleese: And I think the principal should be, arrested for, contributing delinquency of a minor, and, truancy laws.
1:51:45
El Guapo: Putting fucking children in danger, dude. What if something happened to the kids? Then who's gonna hold responsible?
1:51:50
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly. You're sending these kids out into the city where cars are whipping through lights.
1:51:55
El Guapo: No, but I think they're going to the high school field.
1:51:59
El Guapo: That's where they're gonna go protest, like, hey, let's do a fucking drum circle here. Kumbaya, you're… That's dumb.
1:52:07
Testecleese: Big, giant jerkle, sir.
1:52:08
El Guapo: Yeah, like, dude, like, why? Like…
1:52:12
El Guapo: Where's the fucking time? You're not gonna accomplish anything.
1:52:16
Testecleese: Well, a judge, federal judge,
1:52:20
Testecleese: shut down California, passing a law to force ICE to unmask.
1:52:27
Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
1:52:29
El Guapo: It's enforceable.
1:52:30
Testecleese: Well…
1:52:31
El Guapo: Did they just search the virtual signal fucking laws the passenger, it's just…
1:52:35
Testecleese: What gets me the most is, I don't know how many of these on-the-ground videos you're watching these protests…
1:52:42
Testecleese: But I'm seeing people with, like, signs, like, unmask ice, wearing a fucking surgical mask.
1:52:49
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:52:49
Ron Pascoe: Me too!
1:52:52
Testecleese: And it's like… Why… Why can you wear a mask, but not him?
1:52:58
El Guapo: Because the way they want to go about it is, like, well, he's unfortunately the law, we wanna know the… they're just coming out with some stupid fucking idea. Yes, I want to be able to find his house, and kill him.
1:53:11
El Guapo: Yep. Or send it out for someone else to kill him.
1:53:14
Testecleese: I wanna know who this man is, but I wanna hide my identity.
1:53:19
El Guapo: In some state that's illegal here in Virginia, it's illegal to hide your identity.
1:53:23
Testecleese: This is why I talk so much shit about the Republicans recently, in terms of if it actually comes to an actual fucking hot civil war, the Republicans are fucked.
1:53:35
Testecleese: Let me guess, you're gonna say, oh, they got more guns, they know how to shoot, right? All that shit?
1:53:41
El Guapo: None of us are asking you how… how Republicans are fucked.
1:53:45
Testecleese: What kind of network do you have set up to organize an attack or a defense?
1:53:50
El Guapo: Yeah, okay, got you.
1:53:52
Testecleese: Now look at what the Democrats are doing.
1:53:55
El Guapo: who…
1:53:56
Ron Pascoe: Well, I'll get you in the name, mate, but there's enough for groups.
1:53:58
Ron Pascoe: Sorry, mate, sorry, go up.
1:54:02
Ron Pascoe: Just, like, there's enough militia groups out there, mate. Like, if you had a
1:54:06
Ron Pascoe: If there was a civil war, mate, I don't think Republicans would be fucked. I understand why you talk about Berks and that.
1:54:11
Ron Pascoe: They're doing it in a protest, and they do it like fucking essentially like that. Look at the militia group you guys have got in America.
1:54:18
Testecleese: There are militia groups here and there, yes.
1:54:21
Ron Pascoe: Gross is not pop in those, right?
1:54:23
Testecleese: Yeah, but the thing is, they don't…
1:54:26
Testecleese: There's not as many as you might think, honestly. And…
1:54:30
Testecleese: These Democrats are gonna organize a month in advance, and they're gonna encircle your house and chuck Molotov cocktails in there. Cool! You got, like, 6 rifles, 2 shotguns, 9 handguns. You're fucked. Because you can't get in touch with anyone fast enough to come help you.
1:54:49
Testecleese: These guys are organized.
1:54:53
Testecleese: They got more…
1:54:53
Ron Pascoe: In August.
1:54:54
Testecleese: Sacrificing their lives at the feet of the Democrat Party.
1:54:59
Ron Pascoe: I get that, mate, I do, but I think… is it still set up well? It's like getting back to what you were talking about. What happens if they say, right, we don't want ICE wearing masks, that? What happens if they don't say, you know, shot by ICE, get rid of their guns. Get rid of the guns. I don't like being restrained by them. Get rid of the handcuffs.
1:55:17
Ron Pascoe: You can't… you can't fall into these people. You gotta…
1:55:21
Testecleese: Then you end up like Australia.
1:55:23
Ron Pascoe: Sorry?
1:55:24
Testecleese: Then you end up like Australia.
1:55:27
Ron Pascoe: Look, Gantz Media, it's…
1:55:30
Testecleese: Yes, yes. Technically, you can own a gun.
1:55:34
Ron Pascoe: I think what you've got to do is you've got to realize you've got to back enforcement no matter what.
1:55:39
Ron Pascoe: You don't tamper with law enforcement.
1:55:43
Testecleese: Well, at least don't get involved, because you don't know what's going on. You don't know all the details if law enforcement's involved. And that's the issue, these guys are, like, rioting, and then it's like a rapist getting arrested.
1:55:55
Testecleese: And they're rioting, it's like… What the fuck are you defending, you know?
1:55:59
Ron Pascoe: You're impeding an operation that's gone down.
1:56:02
Testecleese: You're here with your whiskey driving up our ass in your car.
1:56:07
Ron Pascoe: You know?
1:56:08
Ron Pascoe: And play with it short, it…
1:56:10
Ron Pascoe: I don't know if it's, like, I'm feeling non-empathetic.
1:56:14
Testecleese: Well, I've lost all empathy for him.
1:56:16
Ron Pascoe: If it impedes an operation, I've got no empathy for him.
1:56:20
Testecleese: His…
1:56:20
Testecleese: is the thing, and I'm gonna bring up, that brought up a giant argument when Charlie Kirk died, is empathy is not the right word.
1:56:28
El Guapo: Sympathy.
1:56:29
Testecleese: Sympathy, exactly. Empathy means I know how you feel. I have been in this situation. That's what Charlie Kirk brought up.
1:56:38
Testecleese: In an argument, and then that got turned into, oh, fuckin', there's no such thing as, sympathy, basically, is the way it came across, because people don't know the difference between the two words.
1:56:47
El Guapo: Empathy and sympathy.
1:56:49
Testecleese: Yes. As soon as, oh man, I feel bad for you.
1:56:51
Testecleese: Versus, I know how you feel, I have been in that exact situation before.
1:56:56
El Guapo: Tripity.
1:56:58
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:56:59
Testecleese: And I… they're mis… they're…
1:57:01
El Guapo: The mis… miss…
1:57:02
Testecleese: Interchanged and misused far too often.
1:57:05
El Guapo: Yeah, like, the desiccate and the decimate.
1:57:09
Testecleese: And I… yes.
1:57:10
Testecleese: And I'll go as far as to say is no one… there's no such thing as empathy, because there's no way you could possibly know how someone else feels.
1:57:19
El Guapo: Yeah, that's why I say I understand what you're going through.
1:57:22
El Guapo: But, yeah, you're gonna say,
1:57:26
El Guapo: I feel… I feel for you. No, you don't feel for them. You understand what they're going through.
1:57:34
Testecleese: Alright.
1:57:35
Testecleese: Brian!
1:57:36
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:57:37
Testecleese: Stand up and move!
1:57:39
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
1:57:41
El Guapo: He was doing this… breathe.
1:57:45
Testecleese: Oh, jeez!
1:57:46
El Guapo: He was going to a Hurley game or something like that.
1:57:49
Testecleese: Hmm.
1:57:49
El Guapo: See, that's why I took a nap before you guys, like, you know what, let me take a nap.
1:57:53
Testecleese: Yeah, Brian got stoned.
1:57:56
Brian McFadden: That did happen.
1:57:58
Testecleese: All he has to do is get up and move a little bit, and his blood will pump, and he'll wake up for, like, 20 minutes.
1:58:04
Ron Pascoe: Excuse me.
1:58:05
Testecleese: Did you hear about this National Guardsman?
1:58:08
Testecleese: The French border?
1:58:09
El Guapo: I saw the picture, I was like, okay, whatever, somebody… like, I thought it was in base or something.
1:58:15
El Guapo: But then… So, like, a news article, like, what the fuck?
1:58:20
Testecleese: For people that aren't U.S. citizens who might not know the French Quarter, it's a part of New Orleans, Louisiana, right?
1:58:27
El Guapo: para del origin of purchase.
1:58:30
Testecleese: Yeah, and they… and they actually have, like, their own language over there. It's, Dirty French, yeah, Creole.
1:58:38
Testecleese: National Guardsmen went to go take a dump in a frickin' public toilet, or like a…
1:58:44
Testecleese: Restaurant or whatever?
1:58:46
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:58:47
Testecleese: Left his fucking rifle behind!
1:58:52
Brian McFadden: Where'd it go?
1:58:54
El Guapo: Oh my god…
1:58:56
Testecleese: I just can't imagine going in to friggin', after this guy, be like, there's a fucking rifle in here, you know what I mean?
1:59:03
El Guapo: Yeah, so fuck it, military… that's a military…
1:59:06
Testecleese: An actual military weapon.
1:59:09
El Guapo: Yes.
1:59:11
El Guapo: I bet his ass is fucking…
1:59:14
Testecleese: He's already out of the guard, I bet.
1:59:16
El Guapo: The dagger, only probably gonna…
1:59:19
El Guapo: Whoever found the rifle, but… it's gonna be okay, but… it's gonna get punished.
1:59:26
Testecleese: No, no, no, you're out, you're done.
1:59:30
El Guapo: You think you're gonna kick him out for that? I do.
1:59:36
El Guapo: Right.
1:59:37
Testecleese: You left an M16 sitting in a fucking Wendy's bathroom. Yes, you're fired!
1:59:44
El Guapo: I think he would get these, like, punished and stuff, go to a cold marshals. Not called Marshal, but what? Is it called Marshall on the Army?
1:59:52
Ron Pascoe: Okay, of course. Have a good one, I'll catch you later.
1:59:57
El Guapo: Alright, later, man.
1:59:58
Testecleese: Where?
2:00:00
Testecleese: I'm just saying, this guy's boned, he's screwed, he's screwed up bad.
2:00:06
Testecleese: This might be his career in the guard.
2:00:09
El Guapo: Yeah, probably his career that I got that, you know…
2:00:14
Testecleese: Realistically, he could get arrested for this.
2:00:18
El Guapo: Displace a government property.
2:00:20
Testecleese: Okay, yes, that's one, and leaving a fucking M16 in a Wendy's bathroom, where a 5-year-old might come in and take a.
2:00:30
El Guapo: Dude, if you're losing 5 pounds out of your chest, you could tell, like, something's going on, like, I'm missing, like, 5 pounds.
2:00:37
El Guapo: You know?
2:00:38
Testecleese: M16 weighs more than 5 pounds.
2:00:43
Testecleese: No, my new 308 weighs about 7 pounds, and it's mostly composite and rubber.
2:00:50
El Guapo: Realistically, the only metal parts are, like, the, the…
2:00:54
Testecleese: Lower receiver and the barrel.
2:00:57
El Guapo: Well, I don't know, it looked like a short barrel, too, the M16, so…
2:01:02
El Guapo: Could be a 14, 16 inch barrel.
2:01:05
Testecleese: Okay, it might be a…
2:01:06
El Guapo: Collapsible.
2:01:07
Testecleese: Yeah, or even an M14, small around, it's still gonna weigh more than 5 pounds.
2:01:13
El Guapo: Well, okay, let's… how about 7 pounds? You want to give it overall 7 pounds?
2:01:17
Testecleese: I'll go with that, but I got a feeling it's more than that, but…
2:01:20
El Guapo: Okay.
2:01:21
El Guapo: when you get out of the bathroom, it's like, I feel lighter than it was from the ship.
2:01:25
Testecleese: Yeah, that's usually what you think. It's like, oh man, I feel so much lighter. I get, I get that argument. But it's like, dude, you were.
2:01:33
El Guapo: Are you still missing?
2:01:33
Testecleese: rifle in!
2:01:35
El Guapo: You still missed the 10 to… 7 to 10 pounds, like, where the hell it went, you know? You're gonna feel your body difference, like, something's going on, like, I've…
2:01:43
Testecleese: But you went back to your boys, right? And they all had rifles, and you didn't, you didn't go, oh, shit!
2:01:50
El Guapo: I left my shit in the bathroom.
2:01:52
El Guapo: My real shit?
2:01:56
El Guapo: Oh my god…
2:01:57
Testecleese: But yeah, it just… it blew my mind. I was like, I can't believe that happened.
2:02:00
El Guapo: I thought it was a jokester or something like that, whatever. Then I saw a news article, like, yup, I gotta share this shit.
2:02:08
Testecleese: You see this Irish guy?
2:02:13
El Guapo: Yeah, the one that sent it to you guys, got it.
2:02:15
Testecleese: I know, I know, but did you…
2:02:16
El Guapo: They get released or something like that, but they're keeping it low.
2:02:19
Testecleese: Did you hear what he said?
2:02:21
El Guapo: No, what'd he say?
2:02:22
Testecleese: Oh, man, he went in, he thought they were gonna kill him. He's like, I've been detained for, like, 8 months, and yada. The dude came in on a 90-day tourist visa back in, like, 92 or 2002, right?
2:02:35
El Guapo: Goddamn.
2:02:36
Testecleese: Yeah, no, okay, probably 2002. He's been here 20 years.
2:02:40
El Guapo: Oh, he should be deported on those grounds, because you didn't do nothing to improve you.
2:02:45
El Guapo: Status?
2:02:46
Testecleese: But yeah, he's like, they're trying to kill me! He's like, if they're trying to kill you, buddy, you'd be dead.
2:02:51
El Guapo: Yeah.
2:02:52
Testecleese: You know?
2:02:53
El Guapo: Because they're not looking for white people, they're looking for… And yeah.
2:02:56
Testecleese: No, they just shoot white people, apparently.
2:02:59
El Guapo: Yeah, no shit.
2:03:01
El Guapo: Bunch of Mexican shit and black people. Anyways, 20 years in here, you haven't done nothing to fucking help yourself to get a fucking residency, or citizenship?
2:03:14
El Guapo: You know, and you're white on top of that?
2:03:17
El Guapo: You could have said you're from Boston.
2:03:19
Testecleese: Yeah, I'm from Southie.
2:03:21
El Guapo: But anyways…
2:03:23
Testecleese: My name is Shane McDonald.
2:03:24
El Guapo: Because they don't want to give Trump the fucking credit, like, yeah, he's supporting fucking, even white people.
2:03:33
El Guapo: like the, South African guy, you know, he's getting deported.
2:03:37
Testecleese: Yeah, oh.
2:03:39
Testecleese: How many Russians?
2:03:40
Testecleese: Boom.
2:03:41
El Guapo: Probably they are there, but nobody's talking about them because this was one of those… That's the thing is, no one's talking about them. No.
2:03:49
Testecleese: But a bunch of Russians fled Russia because of this war and came here.
2:03:54
El Guapo: Hmm.
2:03:54
Testecleese: And we said, not our problem, send him back to Russia.
2:03:57
El Guapo: Yeah.
2:03:59
Testecleese: Are we supposed to take care of them, too? What if they're friggin'…
2:04:02
El Guapo: So…
2:04:03
Testecleese: for Russia.
2:04:04
El Guapo: So, yeah.
2:04:06
El Guapo: We don't know that, Chinese, Russian, everybody, fuck it.
2:04:10
Testecleese: Brian!
2:04:12
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:04:13
Testecleese: For the love of God, wake up and talk!
2:04:17
Brian McFadden: Lord.
2:04:18
Testecleese: Well, right now we're talking about how ICE is actually investigating two of their agents for lying under oath about the shooting of an immigrant.
2:04:30
El Guapo: Who's this? The guy that… What was, what was this about? Other than that chance to read it.
2:04:38
Testecleese: -Oh.
2:04:39
El Guapo: I says…
2:04:41
Testecleese: Two of its officers may have lied on a little about shooting migrant in Minnesota, ABC News.
2:04:49
Testecleese: He's being investigated, they're on, you know, leave.
2:04:53
Testecleese: during the investigation.
2:04:58
Testecleese: It at least appears the camera disagrees with their story.
2:05:03
El Guapo: And they both had the same story, like, they had got together to talk about it before they put it out.
2:05:11
Testecleese: This is an issue.
2:05:13
Testecleese: And, don't get me wrong, I think the Renee Goode thing should be reviewed.
2:05:17
El Guapo: As much as it can be, but…
2:05:21
Testecleese: But, I got a feeling there's nowhere to go with that, in terms of the law.
2:05:26
Testecleese: You know? But if these… if these guys… Lied under oath?
2:05:34
Testecleese: Man, they're not gonna take it easy on a federal agent in the courtroom.
2:05:38
El Guapo: No, especially in this crowd. Like, they shoot…
2:05:41
El Guapo: Well, this should not be processed in… this should be processed in the federal courtroom by somewhere else, not there. They're gonna be hostile, they're not gonna be partial.
2:05:50
Testecleese: Hmm…
2:05:51
El Guapo: And… I mean, what are they gonna get them under, after lying on the oak?
2:05:57
Testecleese: What's that?
2:05:58
El Guapo: What are you gonna get them for lying on the elk?
2:06:03
Testecleese: Yes, which is a big deal, and conspiracy, because they got together.
2:06:09
El Guapo: Okay, so, like, what's a fire?
2:06:11
Testecleese: And, and whatever crime they were trying to cover up.
2:06:14
Brian McFadden: Oh,
2:06:15
Testecleese: And whatever laws apply to covering up a crime.
2:06:19
El Guapo: Yeah, shooting.
2:06:20
Testecleese: Yeah, like, this is… this is serious.
2:06:24
Testecleese: This… The fact that they're investigating…
2:06:28
El Guapo: Lying on the other federal fence.
2:06:31
Testecleese: And they brought this up before I heard it from other media, so…
2:06:38
El Guapo: But they're not gonna talk about this, because they're gonna look like…
2:06:41
Testecleese: It's good for… .
2:06:46
El Guapo: We'll see what happens.
2:06:47
Testecleese: The newest carrier is out for sea tri- or has finished sea trials.
2:06:51
El Guapo: The Kennedy.
2:06:53
Testecleese: Yeah.
2:06:54
El Guapo: Holy cow instead of the Enterprise.
2:06:57
Testecleese: I thought the same thing.
2:07:00
El Guapo: I think they're doing it because of his son.
2:07:03
Testecleese: I'm still a little bothered it should be the Enterprise.
2:07:06
El Guapo: Yeah, I don't know why…
2:07:08
Testecleese: The Nixon should have been the Enterprise, or whatever it is, the first one of the class.
2:07:14
Testecleese: I don't know, I was there for the commissioning of the Nixon, that was pretty cool.
2:07:18
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:07:19
El Guapo: Why he got a name after Nixon, what he did to the Navy there, he got a name…
2:07:23
Testecleese: Dude, you know… okay, what did Nixon do that was so bad? Let's, let's… let's have this conversation.
2:07:30
El Guapo: Oh, it wasn't because of the cover-up, it was because of the lead of the fucking recording, that's why.
2:07:34
Brian McFadden: Cultural City business.
2:07:35
Testecleese: Well, no, what was he accused of?
2:07:38
El Guapo: Oh, everybody accused of the Watergate spy, or the DNC. Yes.
2:07:42
Testecleese: And…
2:07:43
El Guapo: That wasn't it. That wasn't it. It was the deleted on the recording, because it got…
2:07:47
El Guapo: They're gone, like, hey, we need to hear about your, yes, I'm…
2:07:52
Testecleese: Okay, but that… what actually was happening doesn't matter in this situation. We're talking about what the average person saw.
2:07:59
El Guapo: Oh, the average person took it to Watergate.
2:08:01
Testecleese: Okay, and what happened at Watergate? Because we still recall… we still call stuff something gate to refer to a scandal.
2:08:08
El Guapo: Yeah, they tried to break it to the DNC…
2:08:11
Testecleese: No, no, no.
2:08:14
Testecleese: They wiretapped a single phone in the Watergate Hotel.
2:08:19
El Guapo: Hmm, okay.
2:08:21
Brian McFadden: Percy.
2:08:22
El Guapo: We've got two guys with money in the Watergate Hotel.
2:08:26
Brian McFadden: what happened to Moses?
2:08:27
Testecleese: I don't know, it was about wiretapping, and…
2:08:30
El Guapo: No, it's money to get caught two guys, and they're with money, that's why they make fun of Forrest Gump.
2:08:36
El Guapo: There's two guys, like, breaking in, he's the one to call in, like, hey, there's two guys over there with flashlights.
2:08:41
Brian McFadden: There are countless people.
2:08:42
Testecleese: It's not against the law to have a bag of money.
2:08:44
El Guapo: Not about the… yeah.
2:08:48
Testecleese: It is against the law to… Phone tap.
2:08:52
Testecleese: Because remember, this is a legal case when it comes to impeachment and everything.
2:08:58
Testecleese: But they, yeah, they had him on wiretapping.
2:09:02
Testecleese: A single phone in one hotel room.
2:09:07
El Guapo: Obama…
2:09:08
Testecleese: Obama signed off on the Patriot Act, literally wiretap every American citizen.
2:09:17
Testecleese: No, no one seems to give a shit about that, like, oh yeah, I know, we agree, we agree, we should know what's going on. Well, the motherfucker!
2:09:24
Testecleese: You're still, you're still calling stuff GATE.
2:09:27
El Guapo: Yeah, but he… Mixer wasn't… he wasn't getting,
2:09:32
El Guapo: Hemp then, because of that, he was getting him because he deleted, like, 7 minutes of the recording or something.
2:09:38
Testecleese: Yeah, I understand. I'm just saying that we've seen… I'm just saying, we've seen far worse scandals.
2:09:45
El Guapo: Yeah.
2:09:46
Testecleese: Where presidents didn't just not resign, they got re-elected.
2:09:51
Brian McFadden: Yeah, you have some opening momentum.
2:09:53
Testecleese: Alright.
2:09:54
Testecleese: Check this out.
2:09:56
El Guapo: The Ford. Maybe it was the Ford I saw commissioned.
2:10:00
Testecleese: I don't know… It's been ordered to the Middle East, It's our second carrier.
2:10:07
Testecleese: Strike Group.
2:10:09
Testecleese: Heading over there for Iran.
2:10:12
El Guapo: Yeah.
2:10:15
Testecleese: I'm gonna bring it up every time. I don't think the world understands the firepower of two United States…
2:10:23
Testecleese: Navy aircraft carrier, strike groups.
2:10:32
Testecleese: One United States aircraft carrier grouping.
2:10:38
Testecleese: Could take out most countries on this planet.
2:10:43
Testecleese: With its fighting capability alone.
2:10:49
Testecleese: You know what I'm talking about, dude.
2:10:51
El Guapo: Yeah, I know.
2:10:53
Testecleese: Like, I know you were, you were a helicopter guy, though, right?
2:10:56
El Guapo: Yeah.
2:10:57
Testecleese: So you weren't necessarily on a carrier, you might have been on a cruiser?
2:11:00
El Guapo: Mmm… no, I wasn't a carrier, but I wasn't a…
2:11:05
El Guapo: Just… the jet shop with the test checks, jet engines and stuff like that.
2:11:09
Testecleese: Alright.
2:11:10
El Guapo: But I did see the helicopter in the amphibious ship.
2:11:14
Testecleese: Yep, alright.
2:11:17
Testecleese: Yeah, whatever, doesn't matter that much.
2:11:19
El Guapo: There's a lot of… there's a lot of firepower in there.
2:11:22
Testecleese: Yeah, Jesus Christ. And you brought an Air Force with you.
2:11:27
El Guapo: Yep.
2:11:28
Testecleese: That's probably bigger than the country you're attack- fighting.
2:11:32
El Guapo: That's on one ship.
2:11:37
Testecleese: Brian!
2:11:39
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:11:40
Testecleese: What are these, freedom dollars that the army's doing, and what the hell does it mean?
2:11:46
Brian McFadden: No idea.
2:11:47
El Guapo: Yo, what? Hold up, what?
2:11:51
Brian McFadden: Oh, that was in the, dining facility.
2:11:57
Brian McFadden: We got some new modern-day dining facility concept, and you gotta pay to eat there. That's what Freedom Dollars pay for.
2:12:05
El Guapo: Mmm.
2:12:06
Brian McFadden: Howdy.
2:12:12
Brian McFadden: What?
2:12:17
El Guapo: You there?
2:12:18
Brian McFadden: I am. What are you doing?
2:12:20
El Guapo: I'm just talking to you.
2:12:23
El Guapo: He got… I thought it was, like, the jet for a second, but he went somewhere.
2:12:28
Brian McFadden: Yeah, he stepped away.
2:12:31
Brian McFadden: That's why we're supposed to be still talking about freedom dollars.
2:12:35
El Guapo: Yeah, it's like a… just a way to pay, stuff like that?
2:12:38
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:12:39
El Guapo: Well, that's good.
2:12:45
Brian McFadden: It still knows.
2:12:49
Brian McFadden: And then there were Freedom Dollars. Everybody loves their Freedom Dollars.
2:12:53
El Guapo: Dollars.
2:12:54
El Guapo: He's like, let me get some Frito fries. You don't want to get a Frito lobster and steak.
2:13:00
El Guapo: For dinner, because you're about to hit the… you're about to hit the fan.
2:13:04
Testecleese: Oh, if you're getting steak and lobster, man, you… you're spending an extra 3 months at sea, aren't ya?
2:13:10
Brian McFadden: At least.
2:13:14
Testecleese: Yeah, it was always fun to watch the new guy get excited for staking… Surf and turf day, right?
2:13:19
Brian McFadden: Nope.
2:13:20
Testecleese: And no, here's the best part, is you always let him enjoy it, didn't you?
2:13:23
Brian McFadden: Yup.
2:13:24
Testecleese: Let him enjoy it!
2:13:27
Testecleese: Because this is gonna be the last one he enjoys.
2:13:32
Testecleese: And yeah, well, by the way, we're staying out an extra 3 months, and we're gonna be doing this and that, and…
2:13:38
Testecleese: All those plans you had for when you got back, they're all garbage now.
2:13:42
Brian McFadden: Nope.
2:13:44
El Guapo: Yeah.
2:13:45
Testecleese: Alright.
2:13:47
El Guapo: Oh, you see, guys, so the video I sent you guys for the chips colliding?
2:13:52
Testecleese: That was a while ago, wasn't it?
2:13:54
Brian McFadden: No, there was a Navy ship… two Navy ships that collided in the Caribbean this week.
2:13:58
Testecleese: How the fuck does that happen?
2:14:00
El Guapo: Oh, easily.
2:14:02
Testecleese: No, it's not easy!
2:14:03
El Guapo: Oh, you can see the video, this video, like, oh, shit, this chip is about.
2:14:06
Testecleese: I know, but they saw each other from, like, 100 miles away.
2:14:09
El Guapo: No, no, no, no, they're, like, they're after refueling, because one is a refueling. Instead of doing a hard turn left, poor side, the hard…
2:14:18
Testecleese: Someone screwed up.
2:14:19
El Guapo: Yeah, somebody screw up.
2:14:21
Testecleese: Okay, so they weren't just passing through the sea.
2:14:24
El Guapo: No, no, they're like… They were leaving from a common place.
2:14:28
El Guapo: Yeah, so it goes.
2:14:29
Testecleese: Yeah, and what did that cost? Friggin' $300 million to fix?
2:14:34
Brian McFadden: Both sides, probably, there's bigger guys, like… You soon and tell.
2:14:40
El Guapo: Yeah, somebody's about to get this, relief for the command.
2:14:44
Testecleese: And I understand shit happens, right?
2:14:48
Testecleese: But I thought this is why we had tugs.
2:14:51
Testecleese: That's where this might happen.
2:14:53
El Guapo: You know, this is in the middle of the ocean, and after refueling, it's supposed to part way. One chips go to the left.
2:14:59
Testecleese: Oh, the refueling ship collided!
2:15:01
El Guapo: With a destroyer.
2:15:03
Testecleese: So you're telling me the unwrapped ship… ship collided with the destroyer?
2:15:08
El Guapo: So the destroyer collided with the abroad. Same difference.
2:15:12
Testecleese: But yeah, so the ship, they're being replenished with supplies, not just… Yes. When you said refueling, I was thinking pulled into port.
2:15:20
El Guapo: No.
2:15:21
Testecleese: Not unwrap, underway replenishment, where you pass supplies back and forth and pump fuel.
2:15:29
Testecleese: See, that seems nuts, man, like, all this training we've done for emergency breakaway…
2:15:34
Testecleese: Right? And then they go and fucking collide. Like, we would train for you to do the opposite, because we're… because it's more likely, and we're ready for it, and you just went and hit them anyway.
2:15:45
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:15:47
Testecleese: By the way, both you guys have been on the ship during an unwrap.
2:15:51
Brian McFadden: Nope.
2:15:52
El Guapo: I was part of it.
2:15:53
Testecleese: It's fucking crazy, isn't it?
2:15:56
El Guapo: I almost got dragged in the water.
2:15:59
Testecleese: Yeah, well, here's the fun part, is I, typically wasn't allowed to participate.
2:16:05
El Guapo: As a hull technician.
2:16:09
El Guapo: Yeah, you got different jobs, so you got different.
2:16:11
Testecleese: Well, not even that, all hands on deck.
2:16:13
El Guapo: when it comes to those, but…
2:16:16
Testecleese: I also was the sewage worker.
2:16:19
Testecleese: And they didn't want any chance I was gonna touch the food.
2:16:24
Testecleese: So, like, let's just not have HDs involved, it's just not even worth it.
2:16:29
Testecleese: So that… that got awesome. When these guys are passing… staying in the freezer for 3 hours and get handed burgers to put in the corner, you know?
2:16:37
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:16:37
El Guapo: I mean, I'm… dude, I'm sure everybody's okay with you guys being in the middle of the ship, it's if, like, something happened, you guys could patch it up. I was like, oh, well, everybody else tried to figure out what's going on.
2:16:49
Testecleese: Oh, yeah!
2:16:50
Testecleese: Which is… which was, I thought, the best part of the service the Navy was.
2:16:55
Testecleese: Was I trusted you to do your job.
2:16:58
El Guapo: -
2:16:58
Testecleese: And I knew you trusted me to do mine.
2:17:01
El Guapo: Yep.
2:17:01
Testecleese: He's like.
2:17:02
Testecleese: Because I know when, even though Air Department was different, they were separate, like, they were attached to vessels for deployment?
2:17:10
Testecleese: But I knew when they showed up to the ship, they would see, like, Repair Division doing their training, and be like, oh, that sucks to do the training. He's like, yeah, but you know what? Those motherfuckers can fix it fast.
2:17:24
Testecleese: Let's just get the fuck out of the way. And, you know, you know as well as I, when you heard the bells go off and you saw dudes running through the P-Way, you just… back against the bulkhead, right?
2:17:35
El Guapo: Yep, just get out of the way.
2:17:36
Testecleese: Yep, yep, nope, they got shit to do, and it's very important. Like, oh, there's a jet fuel fire in the hangar.
2:17:45
Testecleese: And don't get me wrong, you guys got your own fire squad, but you know as a fact ship's crew is showing up too, right?
2:17:52
El Guapo: Yeah.
2:17:53
Testecleese: Yeah, backup team.
2:17:55
El Guapo: backup.
2:17:56
Testecleese: Let's get a second hose on it, right?
2:18:00
Testecleese: It's gonna take ship's crew a minute longer to get there, because they gotta organize below decks, but you know as well as I, they're gonna show up.
2:18:09
Testecleese: Which… which is funny, because it was actually an air debt situation way back in the day. What ship was it?
2:18:16
Testecleese: Brian… was it… Brian, was it the Forestall?
2:18:20
Brian McFadden: Where's all the fire?
2:18:22
Testecleese: Yeah, and that's why every sailor in the Navy is qualified in, firefighting now.
2:18:28
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:18:29
Testecleese: Because the fire crew got blown up when the bombs went off, and no one else knew how to put out the fire, and they all died.
2:18:35
El Guapo: Yeah, thanks, John McCain.
2:18:38
Testecleese: Yeah, I'm sure… I'm sure you learned about that too, Guapo, right?
2:18:41
El Guapo: John McCain was in the fucking firefighter seat.
2:18:44
Testecleese: Was he really on the team?
2:18:46
El Guapo: He was in the jet, the fucking, missile came out of.
2:18:50
Testecleese: Oh, no!
2:18:52
El Guapo: You know that?
2:18:54
Testecleese: No, are you fucking… he sank the forest all!
2:18:58
El Guapo: No, he didn't sank it, but he caused the fire.
2:19:01
Testecleese: Yeah!
2:19:01
El Guapo: Probably he was fucking playing with the switches and shit, hey, what did this button do? Boop!
2:19:08
Testecleese: John McCain. I can picture him. I can't remember what he did. Was he…
2:19:12
El Guapo: Senator Joe McKendall was, again.
2:19:14
Testecleese: Yeah, he never got VP, did he?
2:19:17
El Guapo: No, no, he was president with, Pelly, Sarah Pelley.
2:19:23
Testecleese: Oh, he was running under Palin?
2:19:25
El Guapo: Yeah.
2:19:26
Testecleese: Alright.
2:19:27
El Guapo: he was the president, McPenney was the vice president.
2:19:29
Testecleese: Oh, okay, okay, okay.
2:19:31
El Guapo: Yeah.
2:19:34
El Guapo: So, John McCain was involved in the USS Forresto fire on July 29, 1967.
2:19:40
El Guapo: But he did not cost it. Mmm, suspect. Why you had to sell her that? Why you had to tell him to meet like that?
2:19:48
Testecleese: Right? Well, probably because everyone's…
2:19:50
El Guapo: accident.
2:19:51
Testecleese: Probably because people would just assume he was involved.
2:19:58
Testecleese: Neat thing, Florida got too cold.
2:20:02
El Guapo: Iguano's everywhere.
2:20:04
Testecleese: 5195.
2:20:08
Testecleese: Iguanas had to be picked up.
2:20:11
El Guapo: It moved during a cold day, snap.
2:20:15
El Guapo: Yeah, a lot of people were eating those things.
2:20:18
Testecleese: It sounds terrible. What…
2:20:19
El Guapo: No, people love it, dude. My mom loved that shit.
2:20:23
Testecleese: yeah, it sounds very Central American to eat reptile.
2:20:28
El Guapo: Well, people eat gators.
2:20:31
El Guapo: Impossible.
2:20:32
Testecleese: Yes.
2:20:33
El Guapo: Possums are not reptiles, they're mammals. No, no, possums and possums, gators, and snakes.
2:20:39
Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know a lot of people that eat snake, honestly.
2:20:43
El Guapo: Well, people…
2:20:44
Testecleese: I don't know anyone who does. I mean, maybe one guy who would?
2:20:48
El Guapo: Yeah, but you had to find somewhere you had to cook it, stuff like that, you know?
2:20:52
Testecleese: Hmm.
2:20:54
Testecleese: Gator, I will say, I had a fried gator tail once.
2:21:00
Testecleese: Oh my, it was good.
2:21:03
Testecleese: They should stop farming that shit like it's fucking beef, dude.
2:21:11
El Guapo: It's like, get me test out of it, you know?
2:21:15
Testecleese: Check this out, this is something you shared, dude.
2:21:18
Testecleese: Cursive handwriting has become a mandate in Pennsylvania schools.
2:21:23
El Guapo: I thought I was cool, because I'm teaching my kids how to write, and handwriting, you know, make him write his book and stuff like that. He knows how to read it, but he's still working on his handwriting.
2:21:34
El Guapo: Cursive.
2:21:35
Testecleese: Yeah, knowing how to write a script is a big deal, because you at least need to be able to read it.
2:21:39
El Guapo: Right.
2:21:40
Testecleese: Right?
2:21:40
El Guapo: Yeah.
2:21:42
Testecleese: If you don't understand what these squiggles mean, you don't understand those are words.
2:21:46
El Guapo: Yeah. Oh, he doesn't have to read it, he, like, reads signs, because they can still do science and cursive. He's like, oh, that's this? Like, yeah, that means that. Okay.
2:21:58
El Guapo: You know, so he knows how to read it.
2:22:02
Testecleese: This is a good one.
2:22:03
El Guapo: I thought they're Roman numerals now.
2:22:07
Testecleese: Here's one that bothered me, and I found out it's not as uncommon from this, but a mom in Ohio
2:22:15
Testecleese: injected, human fecal matter into her child's IV.
2:22:20
El Guapo: Why…
2:22:22
Testecleese: Well, apparently, this is a very common thing when it comes to Munchausens by proxy.
2:22:29
Testecleese: Keep the kids sick so you're always the… needy parents.
2:22:35
El Guapo: Oh…
2:22:36
Testecleese: It's way more common than I realized,
2:22:41
Testecleese: This was, an infant. Like, you might have killed the kid. And here's the crazy thing, is they got her on camera, going to the bathroom, coming out of the container.
2:22:49
Testecleese: Pulling it up in a syringe and sticking it into the IV hookup thing, you know? It's like, you just took a shit in a cup and then squirt it into your baby's blood?
2:23:01
El Guapo: No, the smartest person.
2:23:04
Testecleese: Yeah, oh, well, you know, the idea…
2:23:07
Testecleese: the diseases, they always have to have a sick child, so they're always needy. That's the idea behind the whole thing. But it's like…
2:23:16
Testecleese: At some point, you have to arrest them.
2:23:19
El Guapo: Yeah.
2:23:21
Testecleese: And like I said, this is far less common than I realized.
2:23:25
Testecleese: This article names, like, 6 other times it's happened in the last, like, 5 years.
2:23:31
El Guapo: I like to fuckin' teach her having sex with a student, dude. And they're not about looking, they're like.
2:23:35
Testecleese: It just keeps happening, and no one notices, right?
2:23:38
El Guapo: the proximity, and I think they need to be, like.
2:23:41
El Guapo: You need to be 50-50, male and female, at least to fuck each other, not the students, you know?
2:23:50
Testecleese: Well, I don't care who's teaching, honestly.
2:23:53
El Guapo: No, no, no, no, no, but.
2:23:54
Testecleese: I just don't want him to be sleeping.
2:23:55
El Guapo: Too many rules.
2:23:56
Testecleese: Because they're children.
2:23:57
El Guapo: There's too many… there's too many female teachers.
2:23:59
El Guapo: The non-off male teachers, you know, like, the racial, like, you know.
2:24:04
El Guapo: And prevent it from kids getting fucked, at least to have at least, close to 50-50.
2:24:09
Testecleese: Well, it's funny you say that, because I read an article recently about how male teachers are basically shunned because it's assumed they're trying to pick up, like, 17-year-old girls.
2:24:18
El Guapo: because.
2:24:19
Testecleese: But then you see the news, and when you look at the news, it's all women.
2:24:22
El Guapo: Hanging this, dude. It is both, dude. I think it actually is both.
2:24:26
Testecleese: No, no, it's definitely happened on the other side, but it's not hitting the news.
2:24:29
El Guapo: But if you have, like, an equal amount of male or female teachers close to it, they're gonna try to fuck each other, not the student, you know what I'm saying?
2:24:37
Testecleese: No, because it's not like you have to fuck someone you work with, dude. You could go to the bar and find someone if you're that desperate for sex. You get a fucking hooker if you're that desperate for sex before you rape a child!
2:24:49
El Guapo: Well, they're fucking doing it, just… the only thing, you know, to prevent it, I think, is just to, like, mitigate it a little bit.
2:24:56
El Guapo: Because they're gonna have somebody to talk to, you know?
2:25:01
Testecleese: No, because they're bad people.
2:25:04
El Guapo: Yeah…
2:25:05
Testecleese: And that's what we're seeing, is it's bad people reaching out to our children, trying to tell them why they're better than everyone else. And then they go and sleep
2:25:13
Testecleese: Then, no, you got a 25-year-old sleeping with a 16-year-old.
2:25:17
Testecleese: Trying to explain, but I love him!
2:25:20
El Guapo: Well, I think we need to start the capitated head, then. Puck it, you know? Then they'll be like, yeah, not touching a kid.
2:25:29
Testecleese: I'm not particularly worried about that happening here. They are generally more conservative than I am in this area.
2:25:35
El Guapo: Oh, dude, that doesn't stop these fucking teachers. They're fucking married with children, still having sex with kids.
2:25:41
Testecleese: Yes, yes, yes, I'm just saying that we have fewer people that are inclined to that kind of stuff here, and there's less tolerance for it.
2:25:48
El Guapo: watch it 3 weeks from now, some teacher over there is gonna be happy.
2:25:50
Testecleese: Well, no, I'm just saying there's less tolerance for it. It's not gonna happen 6 times before it becomes a big deal.
2:25:55
El Guapo: Damn.
2:25:56
Testecleese: They'll do it, and then they'll be fucking shot on the way into the courtroom for trial.
2:26:00
El Guapo: So, everybody make fun of, like, West Virginia, but they were.
2:26:04
Testecleese: No, no, no, no, it's all inbred hillbillies.
2:26:06
El Guapo: Do not come here. Let me talk about it.
2:26:08
Testecleese: Evil. It's disgusting.
2:26:10
El Guapo: No, but I said, like, just recently, the last state that passed, incest laws.
2:26:16
El Guapo: And stuff like that.
2:26:19
El Guapo: So, what I was thinking, like, you know what? If it's not a problem, like, it's not happening.
2:26:24
El Guapo: That doesn't mean they need to implement a law about it, you know?
2:26:27
Testecleese: Yeah…
2:26:28
El Guapo: I mean.
2:26:29
Testecleese: The most inbred person in the country lives in West Virginia. There was a documentary made about this person. Two of them, actually.
2:26:36
El Guapo: Damn.
2:26:37
Testecleese: Yeah. They're also in the middle of nowhere.
2:26:41
El Guapo: Yeah, that's what…
2:26:41
Testecleese: I, I am nowhere.
2:26:44
Testecleese: But this is…
2:26:45
El Guapo: happened, tribalism, stuff like that, because…
2:26:47
Testecleese: Exactly. And then everyone was cousins with everyone.
2:26:52
Testecleese: They're like, oh, that hasn't really happened. Yeah, if you live somewhere and it's 15 miles to your neighbor.
2:26:58
Testecleese: Within 4 or 5 generations, you're all gonna be related.
2:27:03
El Guapo: Yes.
2:27:03
Testecleese: Right?
2:27:04
Brian McFadden: Yep.
2:27:07
El Guapo: But anyway, dude…
2:27:08
Testecleese: It is an issue, but it's become a lot better, and it's something I brought up to the wife when we moved here. I was like, our girls are fresh blood.
2:27:16
Testecleese: I was like, no, I was like, do you realize that I gotta be the most coveted…
2:27:21
Testecleese: Young ladies when they grow up.
2:27:23
El Guapo: Yeah.
2:27:26
El Guapo: But anyways, let me get out of here, dude.
2:27:28
Testecleese: Hold on!
2:27:29
Brian McFadden: I gotta get out here, too.
2:27:30
Testecleese: Hold up, we're almost done.
2:27:31
El Guapo: Okay.
2:27:31
Testecleese: So we're gonna come up with a title.
2:27:33
Brian McFadden: Dude…
2:27:33
Testecleese: Brian, get the music ready, Brian, and I'll.
2:27:36
Brian McFadden: Damn, I got music tonight.
2:27:39
Testecleese: Yeah, that's right, exactly.
2:27:41
Brian McFadden: Okay! There we go.
2:27:43
Testecleese: No.
2:27:44
Testecleese: Did you, you guys see ShamWowGuy is running for, Congress in Texas?
2:27:50
El Guapo: Did he get arrested or something a while ago?
2:27:53
Testecleese: Oh, that was a LONG time ago.
2:27:55
El Guapo: Yeah, they're gonna bring that up on his face.
2:27:57
Testecleese: Yeah, it was a long time ago. No, here's the thing is, he's running as a Republican, right?
2:28:01
El Guapo: Okay.
2:28:03
Testecleese: Well, no, he's definitely… I saw him on, Tim Pool's show the other night.
2:28:08
El Guapo: Okay, yeah.
2:28:09
Testecleese: Super Republican, the way he was talking.
2:28:12
Testecleese: But he got permission to use his nickname on the, the ballot, and then the… his own party made him take it off, because it… his nickname was Sham Wow.
2:28:24
Brian McFadden: And whoa!
2:28:25
Testecleese: But now it's, like… I believe his literal fir- his actual first name is Offer.
2:28:30
Testecleese: Like, that's not even, like, because he changed it, he was actually born with that name.
2:28:34
Brian McFadden: Oh, no.
2:28:35
Testecleese: Yeah, but it's something with super Jewish name, last name.
2:28:39
El Guapo: Mmm.
2:28:41
Testecleese: But yeah, and Crockett is running in the district, like, right next to it.
2:28:46
Testecleese: And she's all upset because of what happened in Texas, and she said if she doesn't win, it's because everyone in Texas is racist.
2:28:53
Brian McFadden: I'm like, that's.
2:28:54
El Guapo: Not helping your Texas, dude. Let's just stay alone.
2:29:01
Testecleese: Very bright.
2:29:02
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2:29:05
Testecleese: Pinch that one off.
2:29:07
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