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285: Seeking Sister Wife Recap - This Is My Wife, Our Wife, and Our Gf (S6 E5) · Reality TV Cringe

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Speaker 1: We are so excited to be with you today, Slash tonight,
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Speaker 1: because we're going to be recapping Seeking Sister Wife, which
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Speaker 1: is potentially the most preposterous show on TV.
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Speaker 1: they thank you. Before we get into this recap, Beatrice,
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Speaker 1: did you have any takeaways, any thoughts?
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Speaker 2: Honestly, no, Well, no, I guess I hate Yessel, Okay,
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Speaker 2: every time I see him, I'm just like, you are
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Speaker 2: such a terrible person, and I don't know why you're
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Speaker 2: putting your beautiful wife through this.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's sad.
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Speaker 2: It's so gross. And then Jackie is just like so
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Speaker 2: desperate for Yessel.
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Speaker 1: Jackie's a strange bird. I know, I don't understand what
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Speaker 1: she's doing there. She's a little bit odd. My takeaway
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Speaker 1: is that every season Garrick and Danielle just become more
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Speaker 1: and more odious, and it's like the vacant stare that
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Speaker 1: Grek has, like he's not even present in reality. He's
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Speaker 1: just thinking about what his dick can do next. What
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Speaker 1: can my dick get into next? Yeah, And then there's
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Speaker 1: Danielle dude weird, constantly smiling her devious, perverted sex trafficking
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Speaker 1: allegedly in my opinion, smile. I'm just like, these people
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Speaker 1: are so strange. How is it that you attracted this
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Speaker 1: beautiful young woman from Brazil it's to come over to
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Speaker 1: is it America? And money?
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Speaker 2: Okay?
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Speaker 1: But she's so pretty and she's so sweet, and she's
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Speaker 1: just got a light inside of her. How did you
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Speaker 1: get mixed up with garck fucking Maryveal?
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Speaker 2: And it seems like her life was like fine and
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Speaker 2: Rio de Janeiro, Like it seemed like she had a
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Speaker 2: good system going on. She went and partied, and she
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Speaker 2: was next to the beach, and she had some roommates
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Speaker 2: and she was like living her best young girl life.
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Speaker 2: And then you like trade that to go live in
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Speaker 2: their weird mansion and Buena Vista and like you have
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Speaker 2: to sleep in the same bed as Gary. I'm just think,
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Speaker 2: is it really that worth it? No, it's not.
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Speaker 1: She doesn't know that though, because she's such a young girl.
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Speaker 1: And then I was seeing on the astagram and on
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Speaker 1: that Leonora Is says her name Lorena, Lorena. She's pregnant,
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Speaker 1: she's heavy with child, heavy with child.
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Speaker 2: Big.
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Speaker 1: It's Garrick's child, So she's locked into that orbit for life.
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Speaker 1: Doesn't mean she has to stay with him, and I
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Speaker 1: hope she does not, but like she's got a kid now,
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Speaker 1: So here we going.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, God, more of the Garricks in this world.
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Speaker 1: Yes, So without further udo, let's get into Seeking Sister
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Speaker 1: Wife season six, episode five and old.
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Speaker 2: This is my wife, our wife, and our girlfriend, okay,
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Speaker 2: which is about the Davis family, which we'll get too late,
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Speaker 2: but they're my favorite by far, I was telling you
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Speaker 2: last by far, they're so much more likable than literally
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Speaker 2: everyone else on this this show. But we start this
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Speaker 2: week off with Danny and Yessel. So last week they
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Speaker 2: had little date with Jackie and which Jackie told Yessel, hey,
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Speaker 2: I wanna fuck you and Danny, are you gonna be
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Speaker 2: okay with that? Because I'm gonna be giving your husband
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Speaker 2: the sloppy five thousand or whatever the kids call it.
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Speaker 2: What it's something that jen Z says.
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Speaker 1: About sloppy five thousand.
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Speaker 2: Or something block block five thousand. I think that's what
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Speaker 2: it's called. I'm a girl, I'm a lisbian. I don't
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Speaker 2: know what it means. But she was telling Danny it
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Speaker 2: she wants to fuck yes, oh real bad, And Danny
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Speaker 2: left us with a cliffhanger last week. This week she says, yeah,
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Speaker 2: I'm still.
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Speaker 1: Uncertain about it.
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Speaker 2: I'm still certain. I don't know if I'm gonna be
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Speaker 2: okay with it because why.
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Speaker 1: Are we doing this? Then, Danny, you're uncertain about the
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Speaker 1: sex part, which is the only reason we're here is
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Speaker 1: because Yessel is down to fuck. Yeah, and you're also
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Speaker 1: insertain about the kid's part, which we're gonna get to.
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Speaker 2: Like, what are you?
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Speaker 1: Why are we doing this? Danny? You're a beautiful young woman.
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Speaker 1: I think she's a nurse or something. Yeah, she's gainfully employed,
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Speaker 1: she's an intelligent person. Why are you subjecting yourself to
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Speaker 1: the the shenanigans?
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Speaker 2: I don't understand. I don't get it. That's what I'm saying.
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Speaker 2: Every time I see him on my TV, I'm like,
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Speaker 2: are you really like that attractive? Because to me, I'm like,
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Speaker 2: you're not. Maybe he's got a big old.
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Speaker 1: Maybe, but I mean, he's tall, and I guess some
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Speaker 1: women just get so sprung for a tall guy.
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Speaker 2: I don't get it. I don't know so sprung that
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Speaker 2: you would allow him to cheat on you with like
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Speaker 2: this busted ass. Sorry, that's so terrible, But I mean
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Speaker 2: Jackie compared to Danny. Okay, what what I'm just saying?
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Speaker 1: Yes, what are you saying? Listen? I think Jackie's a
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Speaker 1: lovely woman. Sure, I think that's like not obviously yustles
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Speaker 1: into it. Jackie seems to be into it, but truly
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Speaker 1: the only person that's not into it is Danny. So
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Speaker 1: I'm wondering why we're going through these gyrations when we
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Speaker 1: could just dump. Yes, soul, I know, you could find
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Speaker 1: yourself somebody who's gonna be dedicated to you, and you
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Speaker 1: could go on with your life. You're gonna end up
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Speaker 1: doing that anyway, because he's just gonna be a cheating
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Speaker 1: cheater who cheats the entire time. Even if he has
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Speaker 1: four women as concubines, he's gonna go out and cheat
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Speaker 1: with another one most definitely.
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Speaker 2: And so while they're at the date, Yessel gets up
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Speaker 2: to go to the bathroom or something, and this is
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Speaker 2: where Danny asks Jackie like, so, do you want more kids?
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Speaker 2: Because Jackie has one daughter. I think she's like nine
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Speaker 2: years old or something, and Jackie says, yes, I do
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Speaker 2: want to have more kids. And this is obviously a
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Speaker 2: very big red flag for Danny because last week she
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Speaker 2: was crying about how that's non negotiable for her and
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Speaker 2: she doesn't want to see Yessel have a kid with
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Speaker 2: another woman, especially if that kid is a girl, because
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Speaker 2: that's all Danny ever wanted. So this is obviously gonna
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Speaker 2: be an issue. But after their date, they go home,
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Speaker 2: they talk about it, and then they go out with
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Speaker 2: friends because Yessel is gonna be leaving for work for
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Speaker 2: a couple months. I think he's gonna be on the
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Speaker 2: oil rigs or something. And so they go to a
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Speaker 2: bar they in buy all their family and friends and
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Speaker 2: Yessel's baby mama, Leah Leah, who's pretty cool.
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Speaker 1: I like her a lot.
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Speaker 2: I like her.
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Speaker 1: She's base well and she's also team Danny. Yeah, and
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Speaker 1: she's team I don't want any who to come running
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Speaker 1: into this union and break it up. And also Leah's
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Speaker 1: concerned because she has a son with Yessel because he's
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Speaker 1: a man whorhod Yeah, just spreading his seat everywhere, laying
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Speaker 1: it low, it's spreading it wide. So he's got babies everywhere. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: And Leah's like, well, I mean, if you're now gonna
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Speaker 1: start bringing bitges up into the situation, like I've got
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Speaker 1: a son who visits your house and I don't want
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Speaker 1: to just introduce my son to any rando woman, right,
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Speaker 1: and so let me sit down with this Jackie person
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Speaker 1: and have a conversation.
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Speaker 2: And I like this. I like this too because she
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Speaker 2: was very frank with Jackie. And Jackie's a mom too,
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Speaker 2: so she also understands like where Leah is coming from.
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Speaker 2: And Leah's like, look, we need to have an established
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Speaker 2: relationship before I even allow you entry to my child's
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Speaker 2: life and be around him and everything. And Jackie's like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: I understand, And I don't know. Leah seems like she's
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Speaker 2: trying to suss out Jackie and see if she's gonna
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Speaker 2: be there for the long haul or if she just wants.
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Speaker 1: Because she knows Danny is weak. Yes, Danny is insecure.
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Speaker 1: Danny does not have a spine. She also knows who
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Speaker 1: Yessel is because she used to be with Yessel, so
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Speaker 1: she knows how terrible and toxic, that is, and I
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Speaker 1: think she's trying to be protective primarily of Danny and
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Speaker 1: the kids.
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Speaker 2: It seems like I would love it if Leah and
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Speaker 2: Danny had like a little lesbian relationship. You said, I
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Speaker 2: would ship that so hard. I think it'd be great.
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Speaker 2: It would be it'd be so great for Danny. Yes,
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Speaker 2: I agree, because I feel bad for her that she's
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Speaker 2: like stuck to Yessel. And then it has to be
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Speaker 2: friends with Jackie, and I'm just.
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Speaker 1: Like, eugh, not just friends, but like they're talking about
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Speaker 1: inviting Jackie into their house, yeah, to live with that
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Speaker 1: super Well, my goodness, no, thank you. And I just
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Speaker 1: want to ask again this week what I asked last week,
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Speaker 1: which was why not just get a dude that why
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Speaker 1: not allow her to have a boyfriend, because you're leaving
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Speaker 1: for months at a time and she's gonna need companionship.
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Speaker 1: And we can presume that she wants intimacy just like
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Speaker 1: you do, Yessel, so let her have a man. But no,
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Speaker 1: that would be forbidden, right.
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Speaker 2: It's only him that gets to have multiple sexual partners.
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Speaker 2: And I just don't understand it whatsoever unless there's a
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Speaker 2: situation where like there's some gay shit happening on the
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Speaker 2: side and JLC just doesn't want us to know about it.
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Speaker 2: That could be very true, because we know that with
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Speaker 2: some of these other couples too, But I don't know,
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Speaker 2: they're weird. And we left off with Leah tellon Jackie like,
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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna let anybody any Hoe break up Danny
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Speaker 2: and Yessel. She seems very protective of them.
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Speaker 1: Good, somebody needs to be.
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Speaker 2: Well, it's just kind of odd though, right.
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Speaker 1: Well, I think she thinks Danny is her best friend.
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Speaker 1: I think she knows what kind of a person Yessel is,
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Speaker 1: which is an ant shit person. Yeah, and I think
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Speaker 1: she's trying to protect Danny.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe they're sissoring. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Maybe.
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Speaker 2: Then we get to Matt and Angelica Johnson.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this was so good.
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Speaker 2: This was pretty fucking funny. But last week we had
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Speaker 2: Shane coming over. She dropped a bomb. She's dating another
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Speaker 2: guy and she's having sexual relations with him, and Matt's
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Speaker 2: not into that. And so since then they haven't seen
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Speaker 2: or talked to Shanee in like two weeks or something
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Speaker 2: like that. According to Matt, he's been texting Shane and
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Speaker 2: trying to reach out to her. That way, but she's
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Speaker 2: been leaving him on rid and so therefore he's not
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Speaker 2: gonna push it. He's not gonna try any harder than
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Speaker 2: what he's already doing, which is the bare minimum.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but what's really happening is that he very quickly
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Speaker 1: moved on to a new woman. So the reason he's
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Speaker 1: not like pursuing Shanee or like doing a little bit
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Speaker 1: extra to let Shanee know that he wants her, anti
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Speaker 1: values her and that they want her in their family structure,
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Speaker 1: which is what Angelica wants him to do. Instead of
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Speaker 1: doing that, he immediately goes out and seeks out another woman,
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Speaker 1: and this is somebody that he used to date a
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Speaker 1: long time ago. He starts having conversations with this person
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Speaker 1: and sets up a date, and when Angelica finds out
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Speaker 1: that he's already moving on to another woman, this is
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Speaker 1: where you can see that something deeper is going on
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Speaker 1: with Angelica. I don't know if maybe she's in love
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Speaker 1: with Shanee.
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Speaker 2: I think so.
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Speaker 1: I wonder if they're having like their own relationship in
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Speaker 1: that way. It could just be somebody who's so lonely
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Speaker 1: because Matthew's completely checked out and doesn't care about her
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Speaker 1: at all, or it could be like she's in love
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Speaker 1: with Sane and she desperately wants Matthew to do something
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Speaker 1: to make sure Shane stays with them. That's what it
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Speaker 1: was giving to me kind of heart breaking.
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Speaker 2: It was a little bit and Angelica was very frank,
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Speaker 2: like when she heard matt say, yeah, I'm already talking
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Speaker 2: to some new bitch named Marilyn and I used to
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Speaker 2: date her seventeen years ago. And Angelica's like, I feel
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Speaker 2: like we're cheating on Shane, Like she literally uses that term.
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Speaker 2: We are cheating on Shane by talking to another woman
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Speaker 2: and not even talking to Shane about it, Like that's whack.
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Speaker 2: What are we doing? And Angelica even calls it like
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Speaker 2: a rebound and says that this girl means nothing. But
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Speaker 2: she ultimately agrees to go meet up with her on
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Speaker 2: some like weird date, and Angelica says like, normally I
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Speaker 2: don't go out on these first dates with matt but
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Speaker 2: since he's already talking to some new bitch after you know,
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Speaker 2: just a couple of weeks of us not talking to Shane,
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Speaker 2: like I want to see what this is all about.
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Speaker 2: And so they go to this witch shop.
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Speaker 1: El oh L.
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Speaker 2: They meet Marilyn who is a proclaimed witch, and matt
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Speaker 2: is like initially attracted her, thinks she's fine or whatever.
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Speaker 2: But then they sit down to make candles.
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Speaker 1: Yes, and tension candles.
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Speaker 2: And Angelica is making fun of it, like so hard
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Speaker 2: from the get go. She's like like seasoning chicken or something,
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Speaker 2: which I thought was kind of funny.
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Speaker 1: It is funny, but it is a bit disrespectful. If
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Speaker 1: Marilyn was trying to share something of her spirituality, sure,
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Speaker 1: something that means a lot to her. She's trying to
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Speaker 1: like bring them in and see if they can connect.
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Speaker 1: Like that was a little rude, and Matthew also isn't
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Speaker 1: taking it seriously. I've felt Marilyn was very sincere. Yes
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Speaker 1: she's a witch, you know what I'm saying, Like, yes,
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Speaker 1: she's into metaphysics and all of that, but like that's
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Speaker 1: a world I'm very familiar with, and I've met so
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Speaker 1: many people in that space, so many lovely, lovely people.
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Speaker 1: So I felt kind of bad for her, But like
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Speaker 1: at the same time, why would you want to bring
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Speaker 1: them there right the first time? Yeah, Like wouldn't you
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Speaker 1: want to like meet it a park and have a picnic?
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Speaker 1: Yeor like go to dinner or something like. It was
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Speaker 1: just a very bold move. It was maybe it was
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Speaker 1: producer fuckery.
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Speaker 2: It must have been. I did feel bad for Maryland too,
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Speaker 2: because when they're making the candles, like she's very serious
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Speaker 2: about it and like Angelica is just shitting all and
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Speaker 2: I was laughing at it. But I was like, man,
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Speaker 2: I feel bad for Maryland because for her it wasn't
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Speaker 2: a joke and she was like genuinely trying to be sincere.
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Speaker 2: But during this little candle making date, they start talking
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Speaker 2: about Marilyn and Matt's passed together, which was pretty great
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Speaker 2: because up until this point Matt is into her. He's like,
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Speaker 2: she's fine, go down into her.
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Speaker 1: Like she's readyful, I'll go.
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Speaker 2: And so when Angelica asks the question like, so, what
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Speaker 2: was it like when you dated twenty one year old Matt,
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Speaker 2: and Marilyn is like, yeah, our relationship was purely sex based,
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Speaker 2: and you know, the sex was just kind of adequate.
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Speaker 1: And in that moment, Matthew was just like, oh well,
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Speaker 1: then fuck this. He just couldn't believe that she said that.
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Speaker 1: I couldn't believe that she said that so emasculating to
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Speaker 1: a man, which I loud get him love it. It
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Speaker 1: just fell and then we get this like interstitial of
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Speaker 1: him being like, yeah, I'm not that into her.
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Speaker 2: After this date, he kind of solidified fact that I
16:25
Speaker 2: really miss.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that I really love because she called your dick
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Speaker 1: game out so awesome, so good.
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Speaker 2: So Marilyn's out and now they're gonna try and reconnect
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Speaker 2: with Sane and try and talk to her about their relationship,
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Speaker 2: especially because Angelica, like we see her in the preview.
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Speaker 2: I know I'm jumping ahead, but she's like crying. She's like,
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Speaker 2: I have real feelings for you, Shane, and.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, dang, I think those are love feelings that
16:51
Speaker 1: she has.
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Speaker 2: With each other. Now we move on to our favorites,
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Speaker 2: the merry Fields, and this is where we have Like
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Speaker 2: it was like the day after Lrena slept in Garrick's
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Speaker 2: room for the first time, and she says it was
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Speaker 2: pretty uncomfortable because she knew Danielle was in the other
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Speaker 2: room totally listening in.
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Speaker 1: Was she crying, Was she's sobbing out loud and keeping
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Speaker 1: them away?
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Speaker 2: I could see it.
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Speaker 1: Was she pacing outside in the hallway, crying, tearing her clothes, lamenting.
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Speaker 2: Maybe there's like a hidden camera, like in that room
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Speaker 2: or something.
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Speaker 1: And she know she gets off on it alleged in
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Speaker 1: my opinion, she's.
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Speaker 2: Such a freak, just like Garrick. I mean, they're both
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Speaker 2: freaking weirdo to have to be honey, I mean, and
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Speaker 2: then can you even imagine like sleeping in the same
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Speaker 2: bed as Garrick, like and what his like sex game is, like.
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Speaker 1: The way I would become. You would see me on
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Speaker 1: First forty eight, you would see me on day lighten
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Speaker 1: we see her?
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Speaker 2: Why did you who kill Gerck?
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Speaker 1: Maryfield?
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Speaker 2: I don't know?
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Speaker 1: Who's such a mystery, she's really he's such a we
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Speaker 1: don't It's just the worst. Can you imagine having to
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Speaker 1: sleep with them? No, just having to like absolutely not
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Speaker 1: just like okay, I would rather die. And you know
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Speaker 1: it's little too, you know, and you know he doesn't
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Speaker 1: know what he's doing.
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Speaker 2: His hands are kind of clammy. Oh, like it's just
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Speaker 2: like and you know it lasts maybe like ten minutes.
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Speaker 1: He's got the whiskey dick. Because they're drinking all the time.
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Speaker 1: Every time you see Garrek and Danielle, there's like a
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Speaker 1: huge glass of wine. Totally they're drunk all the time. Like,
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Speaker 1: how does that reconcile with your faith. Can we have
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Speaker 1: that conversation?
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Speaker 2: Drink wine?
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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, okay, I get I get it.
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Speaker 2: Therefore it's okay.
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Speaker 1: But like Garrek always has beer or some other mixed
18:44
Speaker 1: drink as well, Like these are lushes, These are predators,
18:48
Speaker 1: in my opinion, allegedly sex traffickers, in my opinion, allegedly,
18:51
Speaker 1: these are weirdos.
18:53
Speaker 2: Dude, dude, they are so weird. And so after sleeping
18:57
Speaker 2: in Garrick's room and then Garrek has like a very sheual,
19:00
Speaker 2: lovely day, planned to hang out with Lorena and apparently
19:04
Speaker 2: his weird son Solomon, Solomon seems nice. Well, I don't know.
19:09
Speaker 2: Those kids are weird men, all right, that whole family
19:11
Speaker 2: is weird. I'm just saying it. I don't care. I
19:13
Speaker 2: don't care, Judge me, I don't care. But like Solomon,
19:16
Speaker 2: I guess helped get this bike ready. He pumped the
19:19
Speaker 2: AARs in the tire for Lorena because she likes to
19:23
Speaker 2: ride bikes and stuff, and so they did it for her.
19:25
Speaker 1: And he's a young teenage man, he's a fifteen or
19:28
Speaker 1: sixteen year old boy. And Lenora, Lorena, Lorena is gorgeous. Yeah,
19:35
Speaker 1: I mean so he's like getting a bike and he's
19:37
Speaker 1: refurbishing it for her so she can have it. I
19:39
Speaker 1: think maybe he's crushing a little bit of probably Lorena, probably.
19:43
Speaker 2: And he's like in that time in his.
19:45
Speaker 1: Lif watching his whack ass Doughey bodied dad score all
19:52
Speaker 1: these women. He's just like, oh my god, maybe I
19:54
Speaker 1: could do Maybe I can do that.
19:56
Speaker 2: Yep. And so he gets the bike ready. Lorena comes down.
19:59
Speaker 2: She's super and her reaction I felt was very sincere
20:02
Speaker 2: and genuine. She seems like such a sweet girl, and
20:05
Speaker 2: I don't know why she is stuck with these people,
20:07
Speaker 2: but she gives Solomon a big old hug and she's
20:10
Speaker 2: like very very grateful. She's excited. She goes upstairs and changes,
20:14
Speaker 2: and so then Garrick takes her and the bike out
20:18
Speaker 2: and they go bike riding, and then they have like
20:20
Speaker 2: a little picnic in the park. And while they do that,
20:23
Speaker 2: Danielle's sad ass is working out by herself in their
20:28
Speaker 2: little home gym that she says her and Garrick used together.
20:32
Speaker 2: But I'm looking at Garrek's body and I'm like, how
20:35
Speaker 2: you don't work out at all? And so she's working
20:42
Speaker 2: out and she's complaining about how it's weird such an
20:46
Speaker 2: adjustment because you never had one of these Brazilian babes.
20:50
Speaker 1: Actually, so is that just gonna be the thing you
20:53
Speaker 1: say every week, like it's weird having to share my
20:56
Speaker 1: closet with her, Like it's weird having to share my
20:59
Speaker 1: room with her, Like it's weird, Like okay, we get it,
21:02
Speaker 1: but get it. This is the nineteenth woman I know
21:04
Speaker 1: you're bringing into your orbit, Like this is the thing
21:07
Speaker 1: that you've been doing this.
21:07
Speaker 2: The entire time.
21:08
Speaker 1: It's been weird the whole time. I've been weirded out.
21:11
Speaker 1: And why can't you shut up? I mean, why can't
21:14
Speaker 1: you shut up?
21:15
Speaker 2: Like please just stop talking? And she does acknowledge that
21:18
Speaker 2: on the camera. She's like, obviously he's had sexual relations
21:22
Speaker 2: with other Brazilians before this, but we haven't actually had
21:25
Speaker 2: one like stay at her house. And I'm like you
21:28
Speaker 2: did though you had Roberta like living in your house
21:31
Speaker 2: for a period of time. I don't think she was
21:33
Speaker 2: like there full time, but she was there for an
21:35
Speaker 2: extended period, like sharing the room with your husband.
21:39
Speaker 1: I wasn't watching for that season she was.
21:42
Speaker 2: So it's just like, girl, like shut up, I don't
21:44
Speaker 2: care that you're weirded out by it. This is the
21:46
Speaker 2: path that you chose. Cry harder, cry harder.
21:49
Speaker 1: I want to see it.
21:50
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm worried about being the third wheel. Well
21:52
Speaker 2: you are, Yeah, your husband has a fetish for Brazilian women,
21:55
Speaker 2: not you.
21:55
Speaker 1: And now that we know that Leonora is pregnant, oh gosh, sorry,
22:01
Speaker 1: once I get it in there a certain way, I
22:03
Speaker 1: can't change it. Once. Now that we know that Lenora
22:07
Speaker 1: is pregnant, Lorena is pregnant. Sorry, should we stop it?
22:13
Speaker 1: Now that we know that Lorena is pregnant? Oh? Can
22:16
Speaker 1: you imagine how Danielle is feeling about that? Like this
22:20
Speaker 1: is the first woman out of the many women that
22:23
Speaker 1: he's banged that's actually bringing a whole human into the family.
22:27
Speaker 1: She has got to be so insecure and intimidated, which
22:30
Speaker 1: I don't totally. I love that so much.
22:33
Speaker 2: You know what I would love on season seven that
22:36
Speaker 2: she has her baby and then we've got Danielle's baby
22:40
Speaker 2: and they're grown up together, and then Garret's like, yeah,
22:42
Speaker 2: so we're gonna get a third.
22:43
Speaker 1: Way and Lenora's gonna hate it and Danielle is going
22:47
Speaker 1: to hate it. It's gonna happen. You know it's gonna happen. Yeah.
22:51
Speaker 2: Oh, that's why this show is pretty great because you
22:54
Speaker 2: have couples like this that are just like such freak
22:57
Speaker 2: shows and it's just it makes for entertaining TV. And
23:01
Speaker 2: so after their little date, then we have a family
23:04
Speaker 2: meeting at their Christian Mormon conference Stable and Danielle and
23:09
Speaker 2: Gerrick are drunk, probably, and they want to talk about
23:13
Speaker 2: like the sleeping arrangements and the changing of the sheets schedule,
23:19
Speaker 2: which is really disgusting to me. But Danielle and Gerrick
23:22
Speaker 2: are talking about it in front of Lorena, and they're
23:25
Speaker 2: talking in English like without really including her in the conversation.
23:30
Speaker 2: And it's very obvious like what they're doing, because like
23:32
Speaker 2: Lorena will try to type something out on their little
23:35
Speaker 2: translator app or she'll be like speaking into the phone
23:38
Speaker 2: trying to translate, and Danielle and Gerrick are still having
23:41
Speaker 2: their conversation in front of her without her, and it's
23:45
Speaker 2: really disrespectful and really annoying. They did this with the
23:49
Speaker 2: other Brazilians that came up to America. Yeah, they did
23:52
Speaker 2: it with Roberta, they did it with Natalia. They do
23:54
Speaker 2: this all the time, and they know they can do
23:56
Speaker 2: it because they're purposely getting women that don't speak in
24:00
Speaker 2: So I think it's kind of like a power play
24:03
Speaker 2: on Danielle's part.
24:04
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what it felt like.
24:05
Speaker 2: Like I think Grek is just stupid and he's just
24:07
Speaker 2: thinking with his little pencil dick.
24:09
Speaker 1: Yeah.
24:09
Speaker 2: But Danielle, I think, does it maliciously because she feels
24:14
Speaker 2: insecure by all of these younger, prettier international women coming
24:19
Speaker 2: in trying to steal her brogas man.
24:22
Speaker 1: Yeah. And you can tell because they're not like just
24:24
Speaker 1: having a normal, neutral conversation. Danielle's laughing, she's touching Garret.
24:31
Speaker 1: It's very affectionate. Meanwhile, Leonora is sitting on the opposite
24:35
Speaker 1: end and she's just trying to get a word in edgeways.
24:37
Speaker 1: And so it felt like a power play on Danielle's part.
24:40
Speaker 1: It felt petty, and I'm just once again I'm like, well,
24:42
Speaker 1: why why, Danielle, Why are we doing this? If you
24:45
Speaker 1: have such a huge problem with it, If you are
24:48
Speaker 1: this insecure that you have to play games like this
24:51
Speaker 1: and make this young woman who's trusting you and you
24:54
Speaker 1: make her feel bad and unincluded, I mean, why are
24:58
Speaker 1: you putting all of it through this?
25:00
Speaker 2: Yeah? It's really weird, and like now that we're seeing
25:03
Speaker 2: this happen with Lorena, who seems very earnest and sweet, like,
25:06
Speaker 2: I'm wondering if Danielle did this behind the scenes with
25:09
Speaker 2: the other women Italian Roberta as well, and maybe that's
25:13
Speaker 2: why they left, because they couldn't deal with not only Grek,
25:16
Speaker 2: like Grek is terrible and disgusting to deal with in general,
25:20
Speaker 2: but like to have to deal with a malicious wife
25:24
Speaker 2: who's also a sex trafficker out right allegedly in our opinion,
25:29
Speaker 2: Like I can't even imagine. I feel like she's probably
25:32
Speaker 2: sabotaging these.
25:34
Speaker 1: Oh, I think she's trying to. I think she's pretending
25:36
Speaker 1: that she's okay with it and she's calling Grek her king,
25:40
Speaker 1: but like behind the scenes, she's trying to sabotage the
25:43
Speaker 1: entire thing. And I was actually really proud of Lorena
25:49
Speaker 1: call her Lola really or Lola. I'm really proud of
25:52
Speaker 1: her because she told them immediately I'm not comfortable, yeah,
25:55
Speaker 1: like I don't like that you guys are doing this,
25:56
Speaker 1: and they stopped, and then she told them why and
25:59
Speaker 1: they listen, and then they compromised, and you know, they
26:02
Speaker 1: started including her more and she checked them though.
26:05
Speaker 2: Yeah she did, and I did appreciate that. But I'm
26:07
Speaker 2: assuming we're going to see more situations like this happen.
26:11
Speaker 2: And I feel bad for Larena because she can't help.
26:13
Speaker 2: But I mean, she's trying her best to try and
26:16
Speaker 2: understand what they're saying and like trying to use the
26:18
Speaker 2: translator app. But I don't know there, I just I can't.
26:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all bad, It's really bad. Yeah.
26:25
Speaker 2: And then we get to the last polycule, as the
26:32
Speaker 2: Davis family. Yeah, and so we have all four adults
26:34
Speaker 2: going out to habachi and they're going out on a
26:37
Speaker 2: big old date and they don't usually do this very often,
26:41
Speaker 2: but they're they're trying to because they're trying to make
26:43
Speaker 2: like Teresa feel included because she's missed Desperado over there.
26:48
Speaker 1: Needy, so needy.
26:49
Speaker 2: Oh MG. So everybody gets dressed to the nines. They're
26:52
Speaker 2: looking fun. They go and sit at their habachi table,
26:56
Speaker 2: and Nick makes a point of kissing April and complimenting
27:00
Speaker 2: April and Jenny. He gives them each kisses, tells them
27:04
Speaker 2: they're both beautiful and that he loves them. And then
27:06
Speaker 2: we get to Teresa and he kind of hesitates a
27:09
Speaker 2: little bit. He kisses her, but he doesn't compliment her
27:12
Speaker 2: or say anything, and it's very obviously he's just like
27:16
Speaker 2: not into her for some reason. Yeah, because she's desperate, right.
27:19
Speaker 1: She's desperate. He doesn't want it. He launches into a
27:26
Speaker 1: lecture about entropy and about like things which entropy is
27:30
Speaker 1: like things falling into disorganization, and how like they as
27:34
Speaker 1: a family unit are very low entropy, and so he's
27:38
Speaker 1: very careful about who he's going to allow into that unit.
27:43
Speaker 1: And I think he's saying this to tell Teresa Teresa
27:48
Speaker 1: hooker girl. Sorry, well, she was a sex worker, sex worker,
27:51
Speaker 1: sex worker girl. Like, look, I know you want to
27:56
Speaker 1: bring in somebody else and you want to marry them
27:58
Speaker 1: so that you can be a Davis. And like, I
27:59
Speaker 1: know you have all of these plans, but I don't
28:02
Speaker 1: feel comfortable with that. Like we're very intentional with what
28:05
Speaker 1: we're doing right now. We just lost Danielle yep, and
28:08
Speaker 1: like we're still suffering through that, and we were in
28:11
Speaker 1: our feelings about that, So we don't want to onboard
28:14
Speaker 1: somebody else besides you. And we're not even we're not
28:16
Speaker 1: even happy about you. H We're not really pleased with
28:19
Speaker 1: you being here because you bring some weird vibrational energy.
28:24
Speaker 2: Yep.
28:24
Speaker 1: And Nick is not into it, and I'm wondering if
28:27
Speaker 1: Jen and April are into it. April seems a little
28:30
Speaker 1: bit more direct in saying like, yeah, it's too fast,
28:33
Speaker 1: it's too fast, but Jen seems kind of quiet.
28:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I feel like Jen kind of takes the
28:39
Speaker 2: back seat a lot of the time. I feel like
28:40
Speaker 2: April is kind of the head madam in charge of
28:45
Speaker 2: this harem that they've got going on, and so I
28:47
Speaker 2: feel like Jen just kind of defers to April. Gen's
28:50
Speaker 2: always been kind of quiet and in the background.
28:53
Speaker 1: I've always had this sense that Jen is the one
28:55
Speaker 1: that's running it, oh like in the bed, just like
28:58
Speaker 1: running all of it, like the Rob Brown, but like
29:00
Speaker 1: not duplicitous and terrible and demonic, but like that she's
29:03
Speaker 1: actually the one in charge. Maybe April is just the
29:05
Speaker 1: one that's more communicative.
29:07
Speaker 2: Maybe she's the volk, the voice, and Jen's the head
29:10
Speaker 2: or something.
29:10
Speaker 1: Because Jen's out here having all these babies and stuff
29:13
Speaker 1: like that, So she's got Nick's ear for sure, that's
29:15
Speaker 1: true for sure.
29:16
Speaker 2: But yeah, April's the one that says at Hibachi because
29:19
Speaker 2: Teresa's like, I want to be a Davis though, Yeah,
29:21
Speaker 2: like I want to change my last name, so I
29:23
Speaker 2: wanted my.
29:23
Speaker 1: Whole life it's just to be a Davis.
29:25
Speaker 2: Like, if you're not gonna let me get a fourth
29:27
Speaker 2: woman to Mary, can I at least change my name though?
29:30
Speaker 2: And April's like, no, like, we've been dating you for
29:32
Speaker 2: six months. Four months, four months kills out. Yeah, calm down,
29:37
Speaker 2: slow your role. And this is where Teresa says she
29:40
Speaker 2: feels like an outsider because she doesn't have the last
29:43
Speaker 2: name David.
29:43
Speaker 1: You are an outsider.
29:45
Speaker 2: I'm like, girl, you're the girlfriend. And that's how they
29:47
Speaker 2: introduce them. I forgot they introduced themselves. This is the
29:51
Speaker 2: title of the episode, to the poor Hibachi shif, who's
29:54
Speaker 2: just like, damn, dude, teach me your ways. So then
29:57
Speaker 2: after their date, then we have a private with Teresa
30:01
Speaker 2: and Nick on their couch and Nick is obviously stoned. A.
30:07
Speaker 1: It's Colorado, it's not Texas.
30:10
Speaker 2: It's great.
30:11
Speaker 1: They could just smoke there. I mean they have these
30:13
Speaker 1: things called DISPENSARIESA. Yeah, they just go there and they
30:16
Speaker 1: buy what they want and then they smoke it or
30:17
Speaker 1: they drink it.
30:18
Speaker 2: And they ingest it look and Nick is high as
30:20
Speaker 2: buck and you know what, Teresa probably is too. Oh
30:24
Speaker 2: I forgot what she was rapping.
30:27
Speaker 1: No, it's about to happen here in this scene. In
30:29
Speaker 1: this scene, because she's sitting down, she said, can we talk?
30:32
Speaker 1: He puts his metaphysical book down because he's reading about
30:35
Speaker 1: entropying past lives or something like that, and they start
30:39
Speaker 1: talking about their relationship, and she just kind of in
30:41
Speaker 1: a non sequitur sort of way, says something like, you know, yeah,
30:45
Speaker 1: we have relationship issues. The first one being like you
30:47
Speaker 1: actually told me you didn't think I was a good
30:50
Speaker 1: rapper once we got together, and he starts laughing, as
30:55
Speaker 1: am I. I think we all were kind of chuckling
30:58
Speaker 1: because like, what are you talking about? I know you
31:00
Speaker 1: mentioned that you were an HVAC expert and an aspiring rapper,
31:04
Speaker 1: but like I thought you were joking. I thought that
31:06
Speaker 1: was a joke. And so then we panned to her
31:08
Speaker 1: in her talking head and she starts rapping.
31:12
Speaker 2: She freestyles.
31:16
Speaker 1: Like and she says that she actually performed with rock him,
31:19
Speaker 1: which is back from my day and Tech nine from your.
31:21
Speaker 2: Day, and I'm just like, really, I.
31:24
Speaker 1: Have a hard time personally believing.
31:26
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, maybe you did some remix remixes on
31:31
Speaker 2: your own little SoundCloud or something on your whole girl.
31:34
Speaker 1: So she starts rapping, and I am cringing so deeply
31:38
Speaker 1: into my body. Now sometimes you cringe, you feel that
31:40
Speaker 1: in your chest and in your face. Like, I'm cringing
31:43
Speaker 1: so deeply into my body that it is becoming a cagl.
31:47
Speaker 1: I'm feeling that in my wood, bitch, And that's what
31:50
Speaker 1: we call a craig. I was craglin and it was
31:56
Speaker 1: going on and on, and it wasn't just a bar.
31:59
Speaker 1: It was like bar after bar after bar, and I'm
32:01
Speaker 1: just like, shut up, you need to stop.
32:04
Speaker 2: And she ends up with being like, yeah, you never
32:06
Speaker 2: heard a white blonde girl rap before riot, And I'm like, yeah,
32:08
Speaker 2: we don't need it. No, nobody asked for that. Nobody
32:12
Speaker 2: asked for that.
32:13
Speaker 1: Wait, what was that chick? Once upon a time, not
32:16
Speaker 1: long ago, I was a hope. That was a blonde girl.
32:21
Speaker 2: That's her call? Was her name?
32:23
Speaker 1: I forget anyway, Yeah I heard it before HEADI okay.
32:26
Speaker 2: Girl shit. So after she's done rapping, then this is
32:29
Speaker 2: where we have Nick back on the couch, still laughing
32:32
Speaker 2: about it, and he's like, yeah, I'm never going to
32:34
Speaker 2: support that career of yours, like ever, right, And I'm like, oh,
32:38
Speaker 2: so the philosopher judgmental doesn't a proof of rap music interesting.
32:45
Speaker 1: Or her rap music? Maybe it's her Because he says
32:48
Speaker 1: something else, I'll let you continue because the way he
32:51
Speaker 1: frames how she conducts herself, doesn't he say something like,
32:56
Speaker 1: you know, I'm paying attention to character and how you're
33:00
Speaker 1: moving and how you conduct yourself and so like I'm
33:03
Speaker 1: not quite there yet, but like it felt very judgmental
33:06
Speaker 1: to me, definitely, And knowing what we know about her
33:09
Speaker 1: having like a long history and sex work, I'm wondering
33:12
Speaker 1: if that's what he's addressing without actually calling it out,
33:15
Speaker 1: Like he has reservations about her being a hoe and
33:20
Speaker 1: she called herself that, so like I'm just telling you that.
33:23
Speaker 1: But like I think that bothers him. I think that
33:26
Speaker 1: might be the core reason he's got the ick.
33:30
Speaker 2: That's interesting, But he's like still willing to have sex
33:32
Speaker 2: with her. So it's just kind of bizarre.
33:34
Speaker 1: Because he's a man, yeah, and because he's a misogynist,
33:37
Speaker 1: because he's done because that's what men do. Yeah, I
33:42
Speaker 1: get any hole will do any poor in the storm
33:46
Speaker 1: with the.
33:46
Speaker 2: Man you I don't care rules for the but not
33:49
Speaker 2: for me. I guess With Nick, the king of their house,
33:53
Speaker 2: the philosopher, unemployed king who also can't drive.
33:57
Speaker 1: Or won't drive or won't drive. Do we think he
34:00
Speaker 1: can't drive?
34:00
Speaker 2: I feel like he can't drive.
34:01
Speaker 1: I kind of feel like you can't drive too. I
34:03
Speaker 1: feel like you never learned how to drive.
34:06
Speaker 2: He doesn't even have his learners.
34:07
Speaker 1: Who's her?
34:08
Speaker 2: And so these women are just carting you around and
34:11
Speaker 2: paying for your life.
34:12
Speaker 1: I mean, if ladies, if that's what you want to do,
34:15
Speaker 1: maybe the dick is that good?
34:16
Speaker 2: Maybe?
34:17
Speaker 1: Am I to judge?
34:18
Speaker 2: Bitch? Look and April and Jenny seem happy enough, So
34:21
Speaker 2: I'm going back to what I said last week.
34:23
Speaker 1: Seem content.
34:24
Speaker 2: They seem like they like their arrangement. They obviously eat
34:28
Speaker 2: their boxes and he eats them out, and like they
34:31
Speaker 2: live their best life and stuff. So and Teresa seems
34:35
Speaker 2: that it seems like it's such a good relationship that
34:38
Speaker 2: she wants to be in. It's so bad she wants
34:40
Speaker 2: to change her last line.
34:41
Speaker 1: She's giving Hobosexual, she's giving I don't have a secure
34:45
Speaker 1: place to live for me and my son, I need
34:48
Speaker 1: a place to be and pas y'all are on television,
34:50
Speaker 1: and I want to be a rapper, and so I
34:53
Speaker 1: just really want to be with y'all maybe and avail
34:56
Speaker 1: myself of these opportunities. That's what I am kind of
35:00
Speaker 1: getting from her. She's a very kind of shady energy person.
35:05
Speaker 1: And if I'm just going to put on my fake
35:06
Speaker 1: psychic raccoon hat, I'm just gonna be like, hmmm, I
35:11
Speaker 1: feel like you're a little poisonous. I feel like you're
35:15
Speaker 1: the Robin Brown. You want to insert yourself into this
35:18
Speaker 1: family and you want to take over, and you want
35:21
Speaker 1: to you want to call his attention to yourself. And
35:24
Speaker 1: I just feel like she's underhanded. There's just something about
35:27
Speaker 1: her I don't like. Plus, she's very desperate and that
35:30
Speaker 1: gives off very unsexy energy to our man, nick Man.
35:35
Speaker 1: And do you know if he's anything, he's a six
35:36
Speaker 1: god and I just wonder what. I just really wonder
35:41
Speaker 1: what he's bringing to these relationships, because I get that
35:45
Speaker 1: they think he's smart.
35:46
Speaker 2: I know, honey, I'm reading about entropy, all right.
35:52
Speaker 1: She has a rudimentary quasi understanding of basic metaphysics, and
35:58
Speaker 1: he's like some sort of enlightened avatar, like, give me
36:01
Speaker 1: a fucking break. You ladies are either so dumb or
36:04
Speaker 1: this man is rocking a dick baby. Maybe his game
36:08
Speaker 1: is good. You okay, he knows how to throw it
36:11
Speaker 1: out lay the pipe. And so they're just like digmatized.
36:15
Speaker 2: It's fine.
36:15
Speaker 1: Have you ever been digmatized? No, I've been digmatized before.
36:19
Speaker 2: We know.
36:20
Speaker 1: I got caught up on it in a terrible situation
36:23
Speaker 1: for quite some time because I was stigmatized. So I
36:26
Speaker 1: get it.
36:27
Speaker 2: And he was a loser.
36:28
Speaker 1: He was a loser. Yeah, and I would say Nick
36:31
Speaker 1: is giving loser little bit, But what do I know?
36:34
Speaker 1: I don't want to be too judgment all.
36:36
Speaker 2: I don't know. Again, It's like I go back to
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Speaker 2: how Jen and April seem to like the situation and
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Speaker 2: they seem to be happy with it, and they seem
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Speaker 2: to think that he's a good dad and like a
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Speaker 2: good guy, he seems to genuinely love them. I feel
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Speaker 2: like he has the capacity to love all of these
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Speaker 2: women and like actually try and the kids. He actually
36:55
Speaker 2: seems to treat them all pretty fairly and equally, unlike
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Speaker 2: some of these other polygamous situations. But like in this
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Speaker 2: conversation with Teresa. He's trying to express to her, like
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Speaker 2: I don't know how I feel about you, like romantically though,
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Speaker 2: Like it's really hard for me to like, you know,
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Speaker 2: jump right into that relationship like long term, you know
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Speaker 2: phase with you and Teresa. It just goes right over
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Speaker 2: her head. And even Nick says it, like I feel
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Speaker 2: like she's not really listening to me, and she's kind
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Speaker 2: of disregarding like everything that I'm trying to say in
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Speaker 2: this conversation while I'm totally stoned out of my because
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Speaker 2: my wife's paid for my Hpachi dinner and I'm just
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Speaker 2: like living the highlighte yes. But that's kind of how
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Speaker 2: we end the episode. Is just like Teresa begging for
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Speaker 2: her Nick to let her live with him forever. And
37:48
Speaker 2: maybe you're right, maybe she is a hoposexual and she's
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Speaker 2: broke a f and just wants to hitch her wagon.
37:54
Speaker 2: But then we get into the preview and we missed
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Speaker 2: Reese and what's her name, Katrina or so Billy Jean
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Speaker 2: or Billy Jean. Sorry we missed them last week and
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Speaker 2: this week. But next week we have Reese who's going
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Speaker 2: on his first ever date outside of his marriage with
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Speaker 2: Billy Jean, And this is where Rees like, oh my god,
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Speaker 2: God bless him. Yeah, God bless my wife thinks I'm
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Speaker 2: totally vanilla in bed, So I hope that's okay with
38:27
Speaker 2: you and this girl that he's on a date with
38:29
Speaker 2: where her purple hair is Like, oh, but I was
38:31
Speaker 2: like actually hoping that we would all fuck each other
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Speaker 2: then I can actually eat your wife out.
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Speaker 1: And Reese's like, oh, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: It's not gonna happen.
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Speaker 1: Are we going to pretend that Billy Jean doesn't want.
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Speaker 2: That to dude?
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Speaker 1: Come, I feel like that's all she wants.
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Speaker 2: Gosh. And then we have Yessel asking Danny to do
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Speaker 2: the leg work for him and talk to Jackie about
38:59
Speaker 2: how she can't have more kids because that's Danny's boundary.
39:03
Speaker 2: Then we have Teresa taking April and Jenny out to
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Speaker 2: a boudoir photo shoot, and then Teresa starts crying. I
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Speaker 2: love it. She starts like sobbing about her love for
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Speaker 2: April and.
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Speaker 1: Jen are just like having a good time. We're having
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Speaker 1: some champs, you know, we're gotten made up. And we
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Speaker 1: turn and look and there's Teresa crying because she's not
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Speaker 1: a Davis stop.
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Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, you're so desperate, dude. And then we have Shane,
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Speaker 2: who's back in the picture with Matt and Angelica. She's
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Speaker 2: got new hair, she looks great, and I think she's
39:37
Speaker 2: out with Angelica only. And this is where Angelica starts
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Speaker 2: crying and confessing her lesbian love to her.
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Speaker 1: Yes, Angelica's in love. She's in love.
39:46
Speaker 2: That's what it's getting.
39:48
Speaker 1: I think you both could just dump Matt. Why do
39:51
Speaker 1: we need MAD. I feel like we don't need Mad
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Speaker 1: at all.
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Speaker 2: We don't need it at.
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Speaker 1: A dump them you guys get together, and I would
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Speaker 1: love to see it.
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Speaker 2: I would love it so much. Yes, but that's how
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Speaker 2: we left off, So I'm looking forward to next week.
40:03
Speaker 2: Maybe it's such a breath of fresh as the bright
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Speaker 2: spot in our week. It's great for sure.
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Speaker 1: Well, is there anything else that we should be saying
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40:29
Speaker 1: We will be back next week to talk to sister
40:32
Speaker 1: wolves and seeking sister Wife. I do have a surgery
40:35
Speaker 1: schedule next week. My god, do you know that we
40:37
Speaker 1: meet the night before my surgery, and I'm gonna meet
40:40
Speaker 1: and we're gonna do it, and then I'm gonna edit
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Speaker 1: it all in everything, and then I'm gonna come back
40:46
Speaker 1: the next week. I don't care stitches in everything in
40:48
Speaker 1: my hospital gown and all. And we're gonna continue this.
40:54
Speaker 2: What you should come in your hospital, maybe I will.
40:57
Speaker 1: We're gonna continue this Sister Wives journey with you because I'm.
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Speaker 2: Down for that, because she loves Yell so much.
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Speaker 1: And until then, please do not forget that we have
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Speaker 1: nothing but love for you, and please Almighty, by next