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Lobster Escape and Pant Stains | Birmingham News
A woman’s lobster lunch turns chaotic when her meal takes flight—she dives under tables chasing it, oblivious to the gooey brown stain now plastered to her pants and chair. Her husband laughs, but Miss Manners weighs in: extra tip for the cleanup crew? Maybe. But the real question? Was he helping—or just watching? The absurdity, she notes, likely saved her from judgment. Listen in comfort:Get a discount on a Soli Pillow: http://solipillow.com/discount/dnn Advertise on DNN:advertise@thednn.ai This is an automated, high-level news summary based on public reporting.Report issues to…
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