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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Peyton, what's to buy for horsecopes? Today?
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  Speaker 2: It's getting hot outside, so I'm gonna let you know
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  Speaker 2: what you and your zodiacs personality changes into when it
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  Speaker 2: starts to get hot. Also, if it's your birthday today,
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  Speaker 2: we are now officially in Gemini season and you share
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  Speaker 2: a birthday with Emma Chamberlain and Naomi Campbell.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I think we have a Gemini heir, Gemini, Gemini, Bryn,
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  Speaker 1: are you a Gemini? All right? Good? When's your birthday? Oh? Kidoki?
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  Speaker 2: All right? Gemini is when you guys start to get
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  Speaker 2: hot outside, you guys kind of become the group chat menace.
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  Speaker 2: You're the chaotic person spamming the thread with your screenshops
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  Speaker 2: of the weather app complaining about your hair frizzing up.
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  Speaker 2: Yet you still insist on making outdoor pool plants with cocktails.
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  Speaker 1: I love that because that totally is me. Like I
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  Speaker 1: will be in the.
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  Speaker 2: Sun all day long, right complaining, well, how hot it is?
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  Speaker 1: Right exactly?
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  Speaker 2: Then you don't jump in the poor jump off our
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  Speaker 2: pond tumboat, and then you get back in.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go exactly, you get it.
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  Speaker 2: I have a.
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  Speaker 1: Great day, Brin, have a great one. You too. Darylyn
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  Speaker 1: get More. Hello, Hello, Hi, what's your sign? Libra?
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  Speaker 2: Libra? Just like Kyle. Okay, So, when it starts to
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  Speaker 2: get hot outside for you guys, you guys kind of
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  Speaker 2: go into a wardrobe crisis. You are currently having a
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  Speaker 2: full blown meltdown because your favorite layered y two K
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  Speaker 2: outfits are physically unwearable without causing a heat stroke. You
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  Speaker 2: are staring at that pile of clothes on your floor,
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  Speaker 2: fully convinced that you need on their shopping spree. Amn. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: let's just go shopping, you guys, hopside, I need new
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  Speaker 2: summer clues.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, love your morning show. Thanks dear Lynn, thanks
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  Speaker 1: for listening. How about Pisces Rich.
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  Speaker 2: When it starts to get hot outside for you guys,
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  Speaker 2: you Pisces, You guys actually become the disassociated mermaid. You
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  Speaker 2: are completely checked out of reality. You're floating away in
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  Speaker 2: the pool with your headphones on. You just let the
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  Speaker 2: water completely ruin your phone. Who cares about that? You
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  Speaker 2: are living in a dreamy slow motion montage until you
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  Speaker 2: realize that you forgot to apply sunscreen and now you
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  Speaker 2: have a sun.
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  Speaker 1: Think you're totally correct. The only thing you sort of
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  Speaker 1: missed is that as soon as you said, it's starting
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  Speaker 1: to get hot outside, new playlist has to happen.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, new playlist, summer playlist.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny because I think I know you pretty well
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  Speaker 1: and I don't think any of those fit you. Your
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  Speaker 1: phone falls in the pool and you just don't care. No, no, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a first of log you in a pool.
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  Speaker 2: You in a pool?
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  Speaker 1: When's that gonna happen? You see you inside without your
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  Speaker 1: clothes on, listening to music. Uh, how about Leo, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not a strong swimmer?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Leo's I'm a Leo this. Uh. When it starts
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  Speaker 2: to get hot outside for us, we kind of give
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  Speaker 2: the glazed donut because we're treating the heat wave like
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  Speaker 2: our personal music video set. We like lather ourselves in
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  Speaker 2: body oil. We take forty five selfies to post on Instagram,
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  Speaker 2: and we look iconic, unif secretly hyperventilating from all the hotness.
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  Speaker 1: How about Virgos John Jay?
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  Speaker 2: When it gets hot outside for you, you become a logistic nightmare.
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  Speaker 2: You are actively stressing over the city's power and checking
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  Speaker 2: the filter on your AC unit like.
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  Speaker 1: A certified die.
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  Speaker 2: You are completely run the poolside gossip by constantly reminding
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  Speaker 2: everyone to put their sunscreen on every twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting, all right, thank you for you to get your
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  Speaker 1: signed there. I'll post it on our website right now
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  Speaker 1: at John Jayenderich dot com