Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 292: CATS Started Covid
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- 0:16Right away. Little rascals heard that, Uh the sandwich with the kitty,
- 0:24what do they put kitty? Learning? That's that's not take a breath away,
- 0:28and she was punching all this. What's the sabotage the date? Hey,
- 0:36they're high their hole there. Everybody is not that serious podcast, the
- 0:39greatest podcast in the world. I happened to be one of your hosts.
- 0:46Michael Elsie Keene is in the building, Baby Lamark, doctor Waffle. Why
- 0:52are you looking like Ray Charles Keene's outside? Y'all? Special teams, special
- 0:59players, you know what's crazy? I typed in Ray Charles on the gift
- 1:03search and Stevie Wonder came up. I was like the same thing. I
- 1:07guess it's close enough for everybody else's black and ball, black and ball,
- 1:12black and blind blind. Yeah he was who Ray, but it wasn't He
- 1:22was bow when he died. Hair was short, it was ball when he
- 1:26died. Yeah, fuzzy gray hair. He had the lollipop in the carpet.
- 1:33I didn't want to say it, but yeah, yeah, that's that's
- 1:38that's the best way to summarize, Like, there's no other way that he
- 1:42had. Who do you have? Chuck the lollipop Ray Charles bro There's no
- 2:00other way to sum it up. That's the best visual you're gonna get.
- 2:04Nigga had the deal, Pickles A nigga had the responsibilities, cut responsibilities.
- 2:14God. But yep, uh it's now next week. Thanks for that that
- 2:23update. Yeah, yeah, shout out to the speaker, speaker and spotify
- 2:30all the man them there. Uh, you know all the tears and all
- 2:35that. You know what the thirty five, fifteen, thirty, thirty five,
- 2:38forty forty five. If you want to give us fifty, who am
- 2:40I to say? No? You could make your own tier thirty seven.
- 2:44You can do whatever you want. You can play whatever you want. Fifteen
- 2:46the high with any of them. No, they want to give twelve for
- 2:51some reason, and you want to get seventy, give seventy five hours.
- 2:54I don't know. You could adjust that. Yeah, yeah, fifteen,
- 2:58you can give thirty, you give thirty seven, you even give thirty eight,
- 3:02you can even give forty five or forty seven. Come on, give
- 3:07it, come on to five photo seven. Yep, fifteen, thirty.
- 3:16I don't like thirty. I was just the niggas I was. We just
- 3:22did the same thing, went through the numbers and then went back into the
- 3:27hole. I'm like, look, you read went through the numbers. Y'all
- 3:28got to go back into the hole. I have to. I have to.
- 3:30I have to have to. We know where we're at. I feel
- 3:31like that's that would be a Kenny thing to do to go back definitely once
- 3:37we get to your destination. Why would I take you back to the beginning
- 3:39Because you like to dance around ship? I don't and dance. You can
- 3:45dance dance and you don't dance around ship. Nigga. You moon walk around
- 3:47it, nigga. You nigga, you do that. Whatever ast your movement,
- 3:54that's what you do around ship. Cast on Dance you never see the
- 3:58movie cast on Dance didn't see Cats, the live action from Yeah Race the
- 4:04Cat as a Cat. Was terrified as soon as I was on the trailerst
- 4:09I want to know who was high as hell in that when they pitched it
- 4:13because the room had to be high. It looks crazy. The room had
- 4:15to be high. The Cats live action thing, it's not everything with c
- 4:24g I. It's not like they were Jason Derulo. They were all like
- 4:29cats, fat Amy. I've seen Jason like crawl around like a cat.
- 4:34Everything about that movie. I think that was from that movie. That movie
- 4:36was just off. Just why would you do it? Yeah? That Jennifer
- 4:42Hudson. Yeah, they had and it was like a star study cast.
- 4:46It was nothing agreed because I mean Cats is like clastic music. No,
- 4:51oh my god, no scared that Jennifer Hudson one that's gonna be the cover
- 4:59art. Oh my god, that's no. I just do you need some
- 5:02money? What is that? Is that what she asks? No? What
- 5:13if y'all never see live action cats or like seeing like the clips? Just
- 5:16google it. Look at the pictures, the stills of it. It's just,
- 5:19oh my god. What in the seventh hell? Everybody's like a fever
- 5:26dream bro. Everybody in that room had been off the shrooms. Look at
- 5:31Jason Derulo as a kitty kids. This is a furry's dream facts nightmare.
- 5:38For That's why I like that movie. I've never seen the movie. And
- 5:42you're the you're the Michael, You're the fur. That is terrible. That's
- 5:46why you like anime so much. You're the furry. That's not like they're
- 5:49rade correlated anime with furry people. It was wrong, it's not it's a
- 5:55musical too, right, Yeah, yeah, no, it's it's one of
- 5:57the biggest musicals of all time. Cats not live action Cats. Oh,
- 6:03it just over like put senor. Oh my, oh wow. He looks
- 6:13ridiculous. She looks absolutely ridiculous. What the hell, bro is this?
- 6:23Nah, I'm sorry. You got just to take this time while we're doing
- 6:27this. You y'all look it up too, because it is crazy Cats twenty
- 6:30nineteen. She during the potothon we all should sit here. It probably started
- 6:35COVID. You know, I am not watching cats, trying to watch Cats.
- 6:41We have better things to do with our time, like playing Monopoly.
- 6:44Yeah, oh yeah, we do, got to do that. Jason Derulo.
- 6:47That would be Rebel Wilson was in it. Rebel Wilson as a cat.
- 6:50Taylor Swift was it. Yeah, that was a star study. I
- 6:55won't know how much you. I don't think you want to google Taylor Cat.
- 6:57You might be crazy. They might send some people to you. Yo.
- 7:02How much did it cost to make that movie? Too much? Oh?
- 7:05Oh my god. No, they all volunteered because they dropping. They
- 7:11did it off the love love of the game. The budget. The budget
- 7:15was eighty two one hundred mili and gross seventy five million, and that's a
- 7:20stinker. And I had it is dude December twenty nine, December twenty and
- 7:26twenty nineteen. So it literally was like started started COVID, like COVID.
- 7:30COVID came from this movie. That was like, you know what I just
- 7:35said, film didn't It's estimated at ninety five million, and that's from I
- 7:41AM and Wuhan Studios. That's when Kobe was like, you know, we
- 7:46need to shut the world down. Out of two point eight out of ten
- 7:50wan studio, stop it? Okay, stop it live from studios? Well
- 7:58another week, another uh iteration, full ring feature. Okay, Mike couldn't
- 8:05even get finish it. You should be ashamed for yourself. Another iteration of
- 8:11another iteration of are you smarter than Keenan? Are you smarter than nts?
- 8:16That's right, all right, I have to say that last time. I'm
- 8:20probably gonna be asking today and I am losing. I'm dead as last in
- 8:26last place in this series. I'm not gonna say, I'm not gonna shoe
- 8:28should have been disqualified last. No, I shouldn't have you put two answers
- 8:33for a single answer question. But the first answer is doesn't matter. It
- 8:35does you put two? It does kind of doesn't matter you were if it
- 8:39was multiple choices, I would have did. There's no multiple choice. I
- 8:43have no idea. We didn't think of check it. That probably right in
- 8:46there about this We just answered asked us questions one of the time. No,
- 8:52it's not No, it's probably inside the chest. Stand up and grab
- 8:58the doll. You want me to get, have somebody to get it.
- 9:01I can't get it. I'm in the corner. The thing about the thing
- 9:07about cats is uh yeah, thing about cats, I'm allergic to them.
- 9:15Are you allergics? I'm actually allergic to dogs too, but I just,
- 9:20you know, put up with it. Like after being around them, you
- 9:26get like some immunity to it. So it's like I got used to my
- 9:30dogs. Other people of dogs might be a little funny mm hmmm, because
- 9:33you know some people, why is your dogs just fighting on you? That
- 9:37one day I was on Brandy because that's what they do. Dogs just scrap.
- 9:43They just opened up the mouth extra wie like I'm here. Yeah,
- 9:50my boy was getting passed around. All right, let's get this show in
- 9:54the rosten. M hm, sniff it, mm hmmmm. Hmm my alcohol,
- 10:01the obligatory sniff, the ex markers sniff and marke what a rush?
- 10:09Hmmm? All right, all right? First question, I lost my question.
- 10:18How many questions you asking? I'm asking five? Al right? First
- 10:22question? Science question? What is the largest mammal in the world? Largest
- 10:28mammal in the world? Second question m another science question? Damn ye?
- 10:41What is the chemical symbol for gold? No? No? Fuck? What
- 10:52is it? Fun? What is it X? No? That don't look
- 10:58great. I can go back if you need. Next question geography. How
- 11:03many continents are there? How many continents? Geography? Fourth question? This
- 11:18was under I think like English, but it's kind of weird. What is
- 11:22the opposite of transparent? What word means the opposite of transparent? Final question?
- 11:35Math? How many hours and minutes are in five hundred and fifty five
- 11:41minutes? How many hours and hours and minutes in five hundred and fifty five
- 11:46minutes? Five fifty fives? Let me know if you need me to go
- 11:56back and repeat any questions? And uh yeah, So we got a couple
- 12:03of science questions Geography, English, I guess and math? God damn five
- 12:15hundred and fifty five minutes. Mm hmm, okay, okay, okay.
- 12:20What was the second? Was? The second one was the chemical symbol for
- 12:24gold. I know, man, I swear I'm if I had multiple choice,
- 12:30I would just I would know these, but I can't think of most
- 12:31my head. Ah, you got me gold on you right now? He
- 12:33might be able to cheat and look at it. Hell no, right,
- 12:37dang. Final answers in what was four? Was for the question opposite of
- 12:45transparents? Oh? Yeah, five fifty five minutes? How many hours and
- 12:48minutes? Is that? No? Like together? Not like both? Yeah?
- 12:54Wait so like five hundred and fifty five minutes is hours minutes? Yeah?
- 13:00How much total time is that? That's really that. I don't know
- 13:03how to with the remainder of how many minutes? I don't know what the
- 13:07equation Mike did. It's very simple. It's it's pretty simple. Everybody ready,
- 13:16Yeah, okay, you down on. You gotta tell me a simple
- 13:20once we get there, because okay, math man, first question, what
- 13:28is the largest mammal in the world? Blue whale? Well, got good
- 13:33job, all right. I thought i'd trip someone up and they put elephant,
- 13:37Which whale? What I said, which whale? I said, Will
- 13:41it had to be blue whale? Yes? Yeah, there's a lot of
- 13:46whales. Okay, I'm sorry. What is the chemical symbol for gold au?
- 13:52Yeah? I couldn't think of it. What is the opposite of transparent?
- 13:58Oh? Pa? Oh wait, wasn't that? Okay? Okay?
- 14:03On that four? Oh no, yeah, that was that was four?
- 14:05Sorry? How many continents are there? Seven? Okay? Well you said
- 14:11the opposite is opaque? I said opacity. Damn. Now, I'll give
- 14:16you that really, all right, because that's what okay, yeah, okay,
- 14:18you changed in the transparency. I get it. Yeah. And the
- 14:22last question, how many hours and minutes are in five hundred and fifty five
- 14:24minutes? Nine hours and fifteen minutes? No, that's what it is.
- 14:28No, I got it. Now, what was the So basically you just
- 14:31bring it up into sixty minutes? Yeah? Yeah, I'm terrible. An
- 14:33hour yep, sixty minutes times nine hours, it's five hundred and forty minutes
- 14:39at fifteen, so it's nine hours and fifteen minutes. Yeah. I started
- 14:43dividing, and I didn't feel like it. I just did it. I
- 14:46was like, just hours. Sorry, what's the closest to five? Yeah?
- 14:48I divided by sixty. I was about to do it. I stopped.
- 14:52I can't do sixty times whatever closest number, I don't know. That's
- 14:56what I do. Pressure to you also, because you know it was time
- 15:01that I didn't want a whole bunch of that air, so I just stopped
- 15:03and okay, that that's pretty much what I did. I was like,
- 15:05I'm not doing math fair enough. Mike wins again. Ho ho ho,
- 15:11dammit, you were so close? Can you did a good job? A
- 15:15great job? My technic? Three out of five? Did you you got
- 15:20opacity seven? And well down? Blue whale? Nah? There's so many
- 15:28dang whales man sperm whale, fucking beluga whale. You remember when we went
- 15:35to the zoo or the Queer to see the blue whale? You remember the
- 15:39fucking bluga whale song that we had to learn and had to sing it to
- 15:41that beluga Why they were singing? Did we go to where they had aluga
- 15:48whale? They have? It wasn't noluga wells and no fucking candy? Why
- 15:52not? Ain't no whales? Wales? Yeah? Whales whales? No?
- 15:58No, no, no, big enough tanker the heads right? They have
- 16:03a logo whales there? Yeah they do? Yeah, with a little soft
- 16:08spot they're not that much bigger than Dolphin. They're like, yeah, there
- 16:11there's well purposes. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, so yeah they have
- 16:17maybe Campden. I believe they have logo. Sure they did. Camen is
- 16:22a nice query. You knows a really nice quaer Atlanta that she heard about
- 16:26it. Yeah, we walked through that. There's a nice with the guys.
- 16:30Yeah, I've been to Baltimore. The Harbor, Baltimore is a nice.
- 16:33Somebody came up to us. He was like, yo, while why
- 16:36this whole group just got fire kicks on it? And we all looked down,
- 16:38was like, yeah, taking off. We were in Atlanta, so
- 16:45we probably should have been wearing at what size? Were shouted? Not even
- 16:49that? Where are you all going after this? Home home? The B
- 16:55and B, the Strip club where all the bitches at Magic City? We
- 17:00did go, did get some wings. Somebody was just so small, I
- 17:04might do it. They were good, they were They were just this big
- 17:10lot of race hell in there. It was like everybody hates Chris small.
- 17:14When Chris took the big piece of chicken juice, was like it was a
- 17:17really small way and they were good though. They were good. But I'll
- 17:21never forget that ship pumped that sh up. Just staying outside with a K
- 17:23forty sevens. I said, I am not home, not home? Wait
- 17:27what like the security they had a big ones, that's what long noses.
- 17:36Yeah, Philly, you know young Philly from the UK, him and Chunks
- 17:41Philly. Yes, I remember Philly talking about he was talking about always never
- 17:45going back to Atlanta because he said everyone in there had a piece, everyone
- 17:48in there had a tooly on him. Yeah, and he was like,
- 17:52I it was uncomfortable. Yeah, but it's crazy, like I keep that
- 17:56dang right. That makes a lot of That's what makes a lot of that
- 17:59ship taper down there because everybody knows, like and not pop everybody. I
- 18:03can see that, like, yeah, I might not talk to this nigga
- 18:07crazy because he could shoot me. I'm sounding a little too a right now,
- 18:10but that's how it is in certain places because because everybody has a gun,
- 18:15so it's like or just nobody have none. And you gotta figure he's
- 18:18coming from the UK, where nobody except for the real demons like you gotta
- 18:25be you gotta have you gotta have nothing to lose at all. You would
- 18:30have to be the hotel owner like the you gotta have. When nigga gets
- 18:36shot out there, they say, with what a bow and a shot,
- 18:41a gun, spitball, a laser. They're more likely to get shot with
- 18:48a laser beam out there than a gun. I was saying the weekend,
- 18:52the biggest thing is being in a fucking bad music video. And the thing
- 18:56about this is like, that's why we know. I'm scared of the road
- 19:00man, like you deal with fucking yeah, d Like I don't care about
- 19:07you with your switch blade. That is kind of your funny action. I'm
- 19:10sorry, because you gotta get close enough to use you throw close for that.
- 19:12Like the first someone pulls up on me with a machete, I'm gonna
- 19:18check that achey, know what, I'm gonna check that, okay, but
- 19:30with a knife, Like we can still fight it out a knife, yeah,
- 19:33Like yeah, I could be like, let me just reach my you're
- 19:38gonna stick me up in line at the theater. Let me get extra butter
- 19:45one more. Tom pull it out on that. That's the funniest thing.
- 19:56And he's done a lot of funny things, But that that's not the that
- 20:02was there. It wasn't until then, until it wasn't. And I saw
- 20:07that in person. Yeah, I saw it. I saw him in Florida
- 20:11in Tampa. Oh wow, look at you. Yeah, And I was
- 20:12like, I saw him in a c when of the he did the coyote
- 20:15joke outside when you take the trash out? Did you ever see that one?
- 20:18Yeah, trash out And that's the one where he did that. He's
- 20:22at Lincoln Financial, right, No, no, no, no, this
- 20:25is this is years. But he was talking about how you took it like
- 20:27he had the visuals with his jokes too, right, But he told that
- 20:30joke he might have actually, yeah, you know what, he might be
- 20:33right, because that one I don't think it was. It wasn't a special
- 20:37what you say what in that joke? Was? It was gun compartment gun.
- 20:45That was the other one that the gun compartment was there, the one
- 20:47with the coyote. It was one one. He was like outside the screen
- 20:49door like yelling. It was. It was crazy. Ship was the very
- 20:53very animated nigga. He was like he took a pin through it popped him
- 20:57in the chest. That bro he was standingre like this, but his head
- 21:03was like this, his body in this way, but his head was like
- 21:07this. And I was like, why would you even know it. We
- 21:12don't even know what it is. He's six miles now, body in this
- 21:21way his head. Yeah, that was funny. Debor was funny too.
- 21:26That's out there. That's that was the Deber. When he's late for work.
- 21:30He got iconic. He got something. Lappers he does. He's just
- 21:34oversaturated. Why people hate on him too much, I don't know why,
- 21:37but people hate everybody he mine. He's the rock. I don understand oversaturated,
- 21:41unsaturated. He has some stinkers. I mean both of them got sninkers.
- 21:45I feel like, like John Cena, I don't I see the pushes
- 21:49coming, and he's getting a nice push now. I don't cool ritual,
- 21:56his public shaming, humiliation, lovely transition because you know, he's a wrestler
- 22:02that's actually a phenomenal actor. And I'm just realizing this. You saw the
- 22:07comment. Huh you saw the comment comment? You're you talking about Oh Bautista.
- 22:11Yeah, he's talking about Dune too. I'm talking about Robin Oh.
- 22:17He was in du the hearken okay, because somebody put in the comments.
- 22:22That is pretty good. I'm sure that was loud, okay, and wasn't
- 22:29that bad, but yeah, but he's pretty good, like he was gooding
- 22:30the Guardians. Okay, so you got ten minutes. Go ahead, that's
- 22:36more than enough, more than enough. If I want to talk about it,
- 22:41y'all, go ahead. Was gonna have a cro conversation. It's gonna
- 22:42sound crazy. I ain't going to where all right, So yeah, facts
- 22:48to finally watched it. He just finally seen the light. And I never
- 22:53recommend bad content to him. And he went to see yet you have not
- 22:57got to have him fish it's doing one. And then he said, oh
- 23:02I'm in. I did say that. I went to see Dune two,
- 23:06so yes, I seen do too. So I watched Due one. I
- 23:08was like, all right, I'm intrigued by this. I'm so intrigued that
- 23:11I need to go see the second movie. Second movie is only in theaters
- 23:15right now. I tried to watch the Boule legged just I couldn't do it.
- 23:18So I went to the theater good Friday, my day off, you
- 23:22know what I'm saying. Went in there. I caught the earliest showing at
- 23:26the theater in my house right there. Okay, eleven forty I was eleven
- 23:32forty years early. Ass movie man. Yeah, I was trying to get
- 23:34it out of the way. I'm trying to get it out of the way
- 23:36because I should do I let me watch it. You know. I was
- 23:41gonna go out further out the way and go to ten forty, but I
- 23:44was like, it's not in the direction I want to go to ten forty
- 23:47am to forty am am. Okay, So I caught the eleven forty.
- 23:51But the benefit of going on these early yo, I had the theater entirely
- 23:56to myself. I'm not surprised I was in that chilling. It was like
- 24:00I when you went, yeah, but I mean if you go now and
- 24:03spring break, what is good Friday? Though, like a lot of people
- 24:06are off now, I wasn't off. You were where you work, lucky.
- 24:14Yeah, so yeah, I was all went in there. But yeah,
- 24:18I had the theater entirely to myself, and I was enjoying it.
- 24:22And before I even get to them, you know what what, Yeah,
- 24:26before I get to that, before I get to Dune, there was a
- 24:30couple of previews that pissed me off. Oh okay, it's some it's some
- 24:34horse ship coming out coming out these days. Oh my god, Like they're
- 24:41making a Twisters Twister movie. Twister too, Twisters it's called Twisters. Yeah,
- 24:47there's two of them. I heard about that, so there's two to
- 24:49First of all, the the concept of twisters. One was fucking stupid a
- 24:53movie about a tornado for real, really tornado chasers, like tornado, And
- 24:59then this one was a tornado chasers like he never wanted to kill a tornado?
- 25:03How the fuck? What the fuck? They look like you never tried
- 25:06to kill a tornado? And they show it seems like these guys get a
- 25:10whole bunch of like bombs or explosives. What the fuck is this about to
- 25:15happen? And it's just like these tornado chasers, which is mean, like
- 25:19I've never seen the more like you deserve to die type profession. Yeah,
- 25:25very very behavior, very Viking behavior, very Nordic behavior, real real actually
- 25:37behavior there, real Scandinavian vibes. Yeah, so they were doing that.
- 25:42I'm like, yeah, we're trying to get this big tornado and we're gonna
- 25:47kill a tornado. I'm like, this ship is fucking coarse ship on an
- 25:51actual horseshit stick. So that one pissed me off. And then one other
- 25:59movie that kind of pissed me off, was it Kong? How many?
- 26:06How many. Is this monkey gonna fight this lizard? Like, No,
- 26:10they're not fighting their team at this time to fight a bigger It looks absolutely
- 26:15ridiculous. They just leaned into the ridiculousness. What is the monster? So
- 26:19I believe it's like Planet of the Apes, like those type of apes are
- 26:23attacking in Kong and Godzilla team me up to fight them. So it's a
- 26:27bunch of smaller apes. I don't think they're smaller. I think it's they're
- 26:30big. We'll have to find out. I think it's I don't even think
- 26:33that's it. That's not it, because I remember seeing like an albina one.
- 26:37Yeah, but I think it's something else, like another there's another threat
- 26:42either way way. Either way, they they just like if they can make
- 26:48fast exactly fast eighty six, Kong and Godzilla gonna keep coming out this wood
- 26:53and saving people. Yeah, but getting married Kan and go zig Zilla do
- 26:59Vaga, Godzillat Kung and Gonzilla Halloween cong of Godzilla Witness Protection. Ernest was
- 27:08that name? Ernest goes to jail, Ernest scared stupid. I used to
- 27:14watch Kong and Godzilla escape from Bangkong National Lampoon. Is this oh, my
- 27:22god family cong and Godzilla family vacation. But speaking of Kong, I seen
- 27:30it was somebody talking about how cong or no, not Godzilla, how he
- 27:33stands in the water. Yeah, how long are his legs supposed to be
- 27:37because he's standing in the ocean. Nah, he just he just got it
- 27:41like he's just vibing mm hmm. He he can like a mother his tail
- 27:47so fast. I was just taking the ship out of water, just all
- 27:52hises and moving his thousand miles proud enough like mortar boots. I mean,
- 27:57he'd be tolling the sky's vaper. So he's just thinking about it, skyscrapting.
- 28:00Nah, the ocean is so deep, the ocean, it shows all
- 28:06of his legs. It's like it doesn't make any It should be at his
- 28:08ankles, it should be at his chest. Yeah, he shouldn't you like
- 28:12this because I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm gonna fuck you up, guys,
- 28:29get you get your monkey ass, I promise whence I got just got
- 28:33damn ocean up. He's just in there but tap dancing on his chippy toes,
- 28:41just walking walking on water. It's just water. It's just water,
- 28:45baby. Yeah. So and then I saw a movie. It was for
- 28:48What's all this ship Horizon an American saga. So it's a movie about I
- 28:56guess the Oregon Trail times like the they're going out west, like America's expanding,
- 29:03like you know, Manfest testing all that bullshit where they're going out west,
- 29:06and it's bullshit manifest it's not a whiter thing and that's ever been created
- 29:15anyway. They're going out to the west. They're like the Trials are going
- 29:19out to the Oregon Trail out west. And then once they settle out there,
- 29:23they got to deal with these darn engines. How dare these engines protect
- 29:29their homeland and defend themselves? But in the movie they paint them like the
- 29:33villains. Obviously of course they're like whatever you build here, they're gonna destroy,
- 29:38Yeah, motherfucker, because you're building it on their sacred land. They've
- 29:44been there for centuries. Yeah yeah, And I just didn't like how they
- 29:48did that. I'm like, this is so nasty. It's like like like,
- 29:52oh my god, they're terrible, Like they had you know, they
- 29:56raiding the village or wherever they build up. They just they got these these
- 30:00innocent just be quiet, don't make noise. Don't catch you. I'm like,
- 30:04oh, you're you're the ones perpetrating. You're like they were in the
- 30:10Holocaust, like yeah, like they're being terrorized, like you came in there,
- 30:15like you know, just like just like nonsense, bully, why not?
- 30:22But and then I saw people for Bad Boys four and I was like,
- 30:25oh, I got to see Bad Boys three, But I want them
- 30:27to start. I don't want no more Bad Boys because I don't like I
- 30:30hope they keep going for really I do too. I hope they just do
- 30:33it until they can't do it no more. There's something about it. I
- 30:37just I feel like we don't need no more. To me, it's not
- 30:42it's not something that was like that can be really ruined, like especially as
- 30:47long as it's just those two. I don't think they can do I can't
- 30:51say because I can't I can't say a couple of hundred because I haven't seen
- 30:55the third one yet. So what's the action like in the third one?
- 30:59Okay, So does it look like they're doing the action? Actually? So
- 31:03okay. So in the third one, Martin was retired, so he wasn't
- 31:07doing much action. It was pretty much just Will. So that's that's one
- 31:11reason why I feel like the third one wasn't as good because it wasn't as
- 31:14much Will and more it was. It was more of there's something going against
- 31:18Will. Will got to figure out what it is, and Martin's like,
- 31:22I'm not doing it. The more tool for this, I'm sit home the
- 31:26weapon. But I like exactly, but I like how in this fourth one,
- 31:30I see Martin running, he's shooting, He's sliding through. That's what
- 31:33I'm saying. I see him running, and I'm like, I don't believe
- 31:37that's what I'm saying. But also keep in mind he's not actually a cop.
- 31:41I don't know if you knew that the movie. Come on, no,
- 31:49that's not me. But it's like bad Boys to Martin. Bad Boys
- 31:53One, I see, you know, he looks like he maneuver won and
- 32:00he was getting a little thick. Two two he was getting and then three
- 32:06been with us. Three he full out b B dub exactly and still be
- 32:12be dub. So I'm like you out here now, and people like they
- 32:15even they they're acknowledging that he's getting bigger because I guess, and then you
- 32:20know he's doing the whole I guess. Mike has like got him on a
- 32:22diet. So the the trailer starts with the goals. It's actually pretty He
- 32:29lets him go in the store, goes and he's like, yo, Mark,
- 32:30He's like yo whatever. Getting to Martin, I know you can call
- 32:34him Martin, but Martin go in the store, he's like, don't don't
- 32:37get those snack foods. He's I ain't gonna get nothing. Mike, he
- 32:39goes to the store. He's like he's like in the Seven eleven Times,
- 32:43like he said, and he's like, you see them hot dogs? He
- 32:45goes and them hot dogs fresh. That dude's like, yeah, I just
- 32:50put him in yesterday. He's like, give me one of them some skins.
- 32:57Put him in yesterday. And then the dude come and rob the store.
- 33:00He's like, come on, no, Robley Man. And then Mike
- 33:02comes in. He's like those skaters on there. He's like, dang mind.
- 33:07So I'm like, and this is why I know they're going to solve
- 33:10the case. Like apparently the plot is like their old chief commander, what
- 33:15chiefs do the white dude that he was accused of like being like in with
- 33:20the cartels, and they get working with a big drug they're trying to like
- 33:22work out like it's a conspiracy against and they're trying to figure out they and
- 33:25then they become fugitives and I'm like, everything's ooz aar. And the thing
- 33:32is, you don't even know what happened the third one, so like somebody
- 33:36brought up it was like, how could they even happen this happened. I'm
- 33:37like, well it makes sense, not saying it made sense, but things
- 33:44like this do happen my shoes. Not with the plot, it's just with
- 33:46the like, I don't think you can do the things like I don't.
- 33:52You don't sell me on. So I'm gonna say this because you don't look
- 33:57like they brought somebody brought up the same thing. Have you. Did you
- 34:00feel that way about Denzel Equalizer? I don't I feel that way about Dizel
- 34:06in all action movies. Sorry, okay, I agree with you exactly.
- 34:09He'll be like I got sixty seconds, yeah, and I'm like, that
- 34:17didn't put you, Denny, your fucking old ass face and even w't know
- 34:21it. What's even worse that they made it Equalize the TV show and had
- 34:23Queen Latifa doing it. I've seen that shop. I'm like I was just
- 34:28like, get the fuck out of it. Is not doing that ship stop
- 34:32it. Yeah, I'm got here a great concept, but you are.
- 34:37I'm like please. And the fact that this lasted for multiple episodes, probably
- 34:43multiple seasons, I'm like, yo, I'm like the story. Just when
- 34:45she was driving the taxi that movie, I don't think you can drive that
- 34:49good bit. That was a good movie. It was good. I like
- 34:51to I'm like her and Jimmy Fallon. I need another one out of them.
- 34:57Not that movie, but maybe something with them together because they were was
- 35:00Colarious Blacks from I Sell like Barry White's White Jid mcgraer's It's Equalized. You're
- 35:12still going on the fourth. It came out two thousand and one, twenty
- 35:17twenty one. I read that backwards. I've read that. No, yeah,
- 35:23it's still it's still going. It wasn't on Fox, right, it's
- 35:25on a big network. Yeah, that gotta be Fox. That that looks
- 35:29like a Fox. That shop. Come on after CBS even even come on
- 35:34after on Peacock. God, damn, CBS is the real old people's station.
- 35:39Yeah, it turned that on. And but I'm much excited to remember
- 35:42the good old day before eyewitness News because I think make another Rush show too,
- 35:45see another allegedly another rush how someone's at four before before now see,
- 35:53but when is that going to happen? Because Jackie Chan is like seventy five
- 35:57now and he's still there. I could still see him doing it. He's
- 36:01just the problem is I feel like, what what would happen is like all
- 36:07all his tricks and stuff is going to be failing because he's old now,
- 36:09so he's gonna be trying to die through that ship. He's gonna be funny
- 36:13like ship Jackie now walk around, climb over, trying to find fit through
- 36:20the gap, and then they try to do the fucking the fucking kick thing
- 36:22and they fucking falling ship exactly. Sounds like you wrote the movie. Damn,
- 36:28that's it. Boom, what's in the invoice? That would be funny?
- 36:32Million dollars Keenan Tarantino keen and directing movie Keen Keenan directed movie. First
- 36:42of all, Rush Hour directed by Quentin Tarantino. Oh my god, I
- 36:45know what the racism would be. You know what I mean? Rush Hour
- 36:50one when he went with Jackie Chan went the bar, was like, what's
- 36:53up, my nigga? That would be that for like just everything every before
- 37:00that person, Like, you haven't said that since the first movie. Don't
- 37:04say that. I don't believe you, Like you need to embed yourself inside
- 37:10the mind. Ye. I know it's hard for him, but I need
- 37:13you to give me the e R on. That just not good enough.
- 37:20I didn't feel it. Yeah, speaking of that, did you see Jamie
- 37:24Fox talk about Quentin Tarantino talking about directing him with Jango? Yes? No,
- 37:30yeah, bro, you have to say, yeah, it was funny.
- 37:32It was pretty much that he does a great impersonation. He's like,
- 37:37he's not a cool guy. J He's not a cool He's a slave.
- 37:40You have to be a slave. It's like, he's not cool, he's
- 37:47a slave. He's a slave. So you say slaves aren't cool? What
- 37:52about No, I know slaver re Is wasn't cool. I don't know about
- 37:59this sing. I don't think slaves are cool either. He was like,
- 38:04you're trying to get me caught up. Yeah, but yeah, but never
- 38:12mind, I'm like speaking of slaves, never speaking of Dune too. Go
- 38:17ahead, Oh yeah, mess, Sorry, I didn't even mention it all
- 38:25that mess. Dune two came on and I watched it. It was amazing.
- 38:30All the problems I haven't won they fixed it because it was actually NonStop,
- 38:34back to back won't won't, won't, won't entry, world building,
- 38:39story building, story building. There's a couple of things that happened. People
- 38:43were complaining, but some things don't need answers. You just got to ride
- 38:45with it, like this is the time where I'll suspend my disbelief. So
- 38:51there's scenes. If you don't want spoilers, I'm gonna talk about the movie.
- 38:53So fast forward skip like fifteen minutes less than five yes. Yeah,
- 39:00So there's a scene where they're all traveling south, right, They traveling south,
- 39:06and they use the worms to travel, which is like hilarious, and
- 39:09that's one thing that kind of and they all travel like a whole group of
- 39:15people like you, your cousin, your aunt, and your pregnant mom are
- 39:21traveling on a giant worm and they're all just standing there and Alaskan born exactly.
- 39:24They're traveling on Alaskan Bowl. Yeah, and so they had to summon
- 39:29it, jump on its back, and then somehow load all these people on
- 39:34it. And that's the only real like yeah, because how you getting all
- 39:39those people on together? Yeah, but you know, you just gotta hey,
- 39:45they got it. And then also it kind of was weird from the
- 39:49first movie. There was like they painted the worms is like these dangerous like
- 39:52forms, like forces of nature that you couldn't control. And now the next
- 39:57week, like everybody's riding these benches. They shove them. Last yeah,
- 40:00I won, but I would think, Okay, that's a special guy.
- 40:04I mean there's only I think there's only like three or four people riding it.
- 40:07But I mean it's only the like the real real beaters. Yeah.
- 40:10Yeah, because when he had merch by the way, yeah, look up
- 40:14for the real beat of merchant. And so yeah, he had his test,
- 40:17his trial of yes, worm riding past that flying colors that uh that
- 40:23that that uh. The Baron's nephew guy for Austin played by Austin Butler,
- 40:32mm hmm. He came in. He he looked like he was problematic,
- 40:39like he was going to be an issue, but then he became a very
- 40:44non issue. Same movie became a non issue. He was wrapped up in
- 40:50an hour and a half, Grand Opening Grand Clothing pretty much. He was
- 40:54like, oh, he's gonna be a but he did give him a good
- 40:59tussle. He came at the end. Now listen, Now, two things
- 41:04I'll say about this movie that I that helped me understand who I didn't get
- 41:08the hype about for this movie. Timothy shallow May didn't really get He's like,
- 41:16why like his appeal, his appeal, he's not bad looking guy.
- 41:21To start, I wasn't. I wasn't talking about this. Well that's that's
- 41:24that's what I was talking about. Like it's just like no Diddy. I'm
- 41:29just saying no, no Diddy. So that. And then Zendaya like her
- 41:36acting, not her acting, more so, like her attractiveness. Yes,
- 41:40this movie made you. This movie made you She's I always thought she was
- 41:45pretty, but this movie made me see her kind of like sexy or something.
- 41:50Hey, you know because the sex scene. M I don't know something
- 41:55about her, like in that mysterious type. Yeah, maybe you see her
- 42:00and gave her a nice I'm about to say, you see him playing a
- 42:04junkie, a junkie. Yeah, you see her too much in it as
- 42:07a junkie. I don't see it like that. I don't know something about
- 42:08herting that mysterious type, like framing, like in that body suit. Yeah,
- 42:15I'm like, Okay, she was just mixing it up. I was
- 42:19like, all right, I fuck with this. I like that. Do
- 42:22that with the other boys. Should you making that wet suit little thing?
- 42:28Where else do you get moisture from recycling? All that moisture recycled up?
- 42:32Mm hmmm, wow, Wow, want to stop dobble? Yeah, they
- 42:37got it in, though, they got it in. Yeah. I just
- 42:43thought the movie was great. I thought the ending, how he came the
- 42:46speech he did, he put everybody on blast. He said, I'm really
- 42:52him. I said. He said, you your grandma had you still got
- 42:59hit in the head with rock and she was blinded. You you actually had
- 43:04blasphemous dreams. You have dreams of giving dead people water, wasting all our
- 43:07water. And he said, oh my god, how dare you telling these
- 43:09people my bad dreams? I was like, I was just pulling up,
- 43:14pulling up everybody's card. Yo. He's like, I haven't started. I'm
- 43:20like, and then everyone was like, he don't talk about my back.
- 43:23We got all the fremen on, all the niggas on deck, came through,
- 43:29killed the one nigga, took the emperor hostage, said kiss the feet,
- 43:34then took kissed the ring, took his daughter said she's gonna be mine.
- 43:37Now we're gonna get married. Yeah. He's like, he said,
- 43:40you lucky. I'll let you live, but I will take your your daughter
- 43:45in his face like she's gonna be my wife, and then killed the one
- 43:50dude when he hit him with the like the other beingeester Lady was like telling
- 43:54him, like to say that he hit it with us silence. I was
- 43:57like, whoa there the songs with the voice. I was like, oh,
- 44:01he unlocked all his he locked the swag every single like skill tree.
- 44:06He had completely max out everything. I'm like, bro. Visually amazing,
- 44:16like that whole visual seekers with them on the the the Hearkening planet. Yeah,
- 44:23that was great. Yeah. I was like, yo, the cinematography,
- 44:29the colors, because there were scenes where pretty much the whole planet is
- 44:31black and white because it because they have a black sun. But then there's
- 44:36scenes where you see there's like color blended in because they're like out of the
- 44:40sun. So it's it's really it's really, it's really really good. Like
- 44:45it when you see when when the director I forgot how to say his name,
- 44:52then it's something something is hispanic. He had the idea of making this
- 44:59movie because it was one of his favorite books as a kid, I guess,
- 45:01and he didn't think the first movie that came out in the eighties did
- 45:06it justice, so he was really committed to making this and so far he's
- 45:10done a great job, like with the first and second movie, just like
- 45:15this was like, I guess, it's like life's dream getting this done.
- 45:19Well. He did it, and it's a third one. Hopefully don't take
- 45:22another three four years for it to come out, but it probably might,
- 45:27damn is good. And the fact that this only covers like the first book
- 45:30really barely like into the second book out of like Bennis feeling the wave of
- 45:35Yeah, I think it's like out of the main series is like six books
- 45:39and these are like two. These are two like damn near three hour movies,
- 45:45and we probably only covered maybe the first three hour movies. Yeah,
- 45:50damn near three hour movies. Damn, damn near three Yeah, and damn,
- 45:53you probably only covered like probably the first book and a half. Damn.
- 45:58Yeah. I don't know if they're gonna do he said, it's just
- 46:01a playing trilogy perfect. I don't so they probably gonna do the same thing
- 46:07they always will. Make the last movie, the last movie two parts extended.
- 46:10They could I could see that they like the milk, always do that.
- 46:15You gotta milk them. But I listen, watched the first one.
- 46:22Wash it's really really it's on my watch list, telling you, man,
- 46:25it's some good deep world building, some good stuff in there, some good
- 46:30sci fi what you're calling. Josh Brolin came back shout out to him.
- 46:37That was his boy that left, that was his trainer. Yes, yes,
- 46:40I think that was just unnecessary, but he didn't really need to come
- 46:44back. But whatever. Yeah, I thought the whole thing was, Uh,
- 46:51she really decided I'm gonna be that. She became the mother mother grant
- 46:55the mother, and then just really flipped in flipped completely. Yeah. She
- 47:01she was committed and she had it. Yeah. There, and his sister
- 47:07was like speaking I guess, yeah, she's speaking to the fetus. But
- 47:12his sisters like power. Yeah, yeah, like they communicat very She also
- 47:17had a second waiting from the water of life or whatever. The worm blood.
- 47:23The worm blood. It sounds all sounds ridiculous. It sounds ridiculous,
- 47:29it sounds but when you watch, I'm telling you, I'm telling you you
- 47:32got to put the pieces together. Just watch it. I'm telling you please,
- 47:37it's so good if you can enjoy a little sci fi. You know
- 47:42what I'm saying. I think it's to me, it's like a space game
- 47:46of Thrones, right, you know what I mean? So you was,
- 47:52it's a lot easier to follow. No, man, sir, No,
- 47:54no, no, man, sir, nowhere near as much. Man said,
- 47:59I don't think there's nudity in the movie. No, I don't think
- 48:01there is not even a boob, not even I don't think there's even a
- 48:05boob. Boom. You don't think itt his in Day of Backrack. I
- 48:08don't know. But there's some coercion though sexual but version, but that's not
- 48:13even it's a sexual coersion enough, it's a sexual coercion. Then like the
- 48:19next day ago like I'm pregnant. I'm like, okay, that quick,
- 48:22I need the real She knew it for real, she got sex, she
- 48:25got She's like, I'm about fifteen seconds late, I'm pregnant, and it
- 48:37broke the egg. There is there now there it goes, there is boom
- 48:44goes. It's a strong swimmer. So yeah, that movie is really good.
- 48:49Y'all got to watch it, man, anybody, It's very good.
- 48:52I'm told, y'all, I'm the book is sitting in my fucking want to
- 48:58read an apple. I'll leave that to you because I don't read anything.
- 49:01But I don't read anything. I re tweets and tweets and Kwan mills and
- 49:07captions TikTok captions. Yeah bash, I barely read those Reddit posts. Yeah.
- 49:14Ready, poring descriptions, sorato mm hmm, song titles I edit before
- 49:24we go into question? Real quick question? Wasn't I mean we could well
- 49:30not Solo? You haven't watched I haven't watched it yet, have Sol Loveling?
- 49:36I just know the premise of it is this all right? Soul Leveling
- 49:38isn't a Korean anime? It's Korean. You couldn't tell from them names j
- 49:45Jim Wu June. He Well, sometimes the Japanese take German names. I
- 49:50thought, maybe sometimes they just want to take a Korean name. Man,
- 49:52Wait, what they have characters that are in German? You're that deep and
- 49:57you can tell just by the names where it ships from. You can't.
- 50:00No, you can't. Like's a skill issue on your end, can you?
- 50:05True? Yes? Do you know? Did you see it? Talking
- 50:07about it earlier? When I was like, oh is it When we talking
- 50:10about the show, He's like, is a Korean? I was like yeah,
- 50:14I mean I that just from the names, Like it's certain names where
- 50:17it's like like all right, if I was watching a cartoon and everybody was
- 50:21named like Shinji Tokanaki, Yeah, like it didn't sound Jaman like nobody's like
- 50:30or like like U like nothing like that. A South African name if you
- 50:38want to a South African name. If you so, no, not even
- 50:43no, I'll show you you ever seen diage cast row name anything that looks
- 50:46like her name is for my leg something ship like that crazy full solid,
- 50:51full solid deed pretty much. Oh so it's Korean but it's voiced in Japanese,
- 50:57Okay, anything like that very South African. Like you're talking about the
- 51:02name like like like you know what I'm saying, like Yugi the dory like
- 51:07that ship you you're a mechi now now stuff Like I'm talking about anime names.
- 51:14Sure names like no one like just got their name a jin Wu wou
- 51:19le doung suck like that sung the song sung Jui jen Hu like it's Korean.
- 51:27The Japanese they got more Mazini's Mazini's Sushi like Yeahakahi Kawasaki PlayStation two like
- 51:39that, Kama Kazi names Nola Gay. Yeah. So anyway, so it
- 51:55was it was basically a Korean web comic. Then they turned it into an
- 52:00anime, so I guess there's like all be it's a big thing. Before
- 52:02it got enemy was like, oh, they're gonna keep their degree in names,
- 52:05so I guess they did. But essentially what this is is it's basically
- 52:12in a world where portals have opened up all across the world that go to
- 52:15another dimension where if you go on these portals, there are monsters like magical
- 52:21beasts. Now, these magical beasts like they're to dungeons where only magical beasts
- 52:25can be in there. Like so if you go in a dungeon, like
- 52:29you can, they can't be killed with like regular guns and shit. But
- 52:32at the same time, when these portals open up, everybody like just started
- 52:37awaking in with powers, magic powers, physical powers that can help you defeat
- 52:43these monsters. Now, once these monsters are killed, they give off certain
- 52:46resources that are very valuable because they can be used for like energy, energy,
- 52:53all type of shit. It sounds yeah, yeah, so you can
- 52:58use this. It's pretty much like a video game, but yeah, real
- 53:00life. So the thing is like, once you get your powers, your
- 53:06powers are never supposed to get better or change. So they rank people based
- 53:08on what powers you have. Like if you're really strong, you get S
- 53:12rank, if you're really shitty, you get E rank S the E or
- 53:15whatever. Right, it's S A, B, C, D E right,
- 53:20so the best, you know, they get S rank whatever. Now,
- 53:22the main heroes, this dude who's an E rank known as like the
- 53:27worst hunter ever, a superad. Everybody calls these the worst shit ever.
- 53:31He just goes on obviously, you know they do these those people who go
- 53:36on the dungeons, they're called hunters. You know, they get paid if
- 53:40they can do these raids and going these dungeons, and apparently like certain dungeons,
- 53:45like if they're not defeated, the monsters are defeated or closed off in
- 53:50a certain amount of time, the monsters are allowed to come. It's like
- 53:57when they open up, it's they make sure it's handled within a decent amount
- 54:01of time. So they try to send they try to send somebody who's more
- 54:05than capable. Yeah, so what they do is like what they do is
- 54:07like, I guess the hunter associates like a group of people that kind of
- 54:10like make the hunters. They grade them, ranked them, organize them.
- 54:15It's like the organizing body of them. And then you could get in guilds.
- 54:21You're like little count like teams. Yeah whatever, right, So basically,
- 54:25yeah, you going there. A porter opens up, they try to
- 54:30A portal opens up, and they going there and they try to says,
- 54:31all right, the monsters in here look like an S rank, So this
- 54:35we're gonna make this an s ring tone. So only the bad ass motherfucker's
- 54:38going here. Oh, this got some little bitch ass gobbles in here.
- 54:42This is an E rank tunnel. Y'all going there? So I don't like
- 54:47that he looked this way, like bitch ass some that what he did?
- 54:52Who looked at I did? It's okay, he just ulimery, just subliminately
- 54:59shots. It's crazy. It's okay. Don't I swear to got a tunnels
- 55:08in the world. I don't know what you're trying to smuscle memory. You
- 55:15just it's okay. You realize you're defensive right now. He was like,
- 55:21then then we got the rank over here. He was like, we send
- 55:28him to fight Metapods. That was this week. It's okay, I love
- 55:31you to you're you're dealing with up there because I didn't do anything. I'm
- 55:38telling him fucking thing. So basically what happens the dude goes into tunnel,
- 55:43tunnel goes wrong, blah. He ends up getting a rare thing that happens.
- 55:47He gets a second awakening, which is like he gets new powers like
- 55:51on top of his and the way his powers work, it's like somewhere it's
- 55:55like it's like a video game almost, like it's like a little monitor comes
- 56:00up, like only he can see it, like like it's Apple Vision or
- 56:02some shit. It's only him. It gives him daily quests like oh,
- 56:06you gotta do a hundred push ups, hundred things whatever. If you don't
- 56:09do it by the day, you get a penalty quest. Like he didn't
- 56:12do it the first day and they made him run away from like a fucking
- 56:15sand monster for like two hours. So like once you do the task,
- 56:21they like he levels up actually and he'll get ability points and he's like you
- 56:24can add to your strength and like you know, like in the RPG,
- 56:29so like when he put points in his strength, he like he gets muscles
- 56:32and ship or he put it into perception. He gets like smarter and a
- 56:37jil he gets fat like so like it's all about him leveling up, solo
- 56:42leveling like killing monsters, getting experienced, and he's going from e and trying
- 56:46to go up to yeah, yeah he comes up. He's trying to do
- 56:50it low key, trying to do it low key because this doesn't normally happen
- 56:54because people are like, okay, people are like you were asked last week,
- 57:00last week, last weeko you like you was asked like too a month
- 57:06or two ago. Why are you taking down dungeons by yourself now? And
- 57:08why are you so much taller? Yeah? Like cause he got like he
- 57:13gets taller, he gets ripped. Like it's a scene where he in the
- 57:16hospital. All the girl, all the nurses like, oh my god,
- 57:19you know how they be like the little the one girl like before he gets
- 57:29uh, before he gets like discharged, the nurse goes, you're getting discharging
- 57:35all right? Is there anything else you want to do? He's like nah,
- 57:37I'm out. He was like. Then she goes, what do you
- 57:40take my contacting for? Just gives her phone like this, take my number
- 57:45down, please? What you pipe sawmerche someone put you in the group chat
- 57:52and my summer and my coach since he but yeah, it's really, it's
- 57:57really it another one we watched the first time, and usually when I watched
- 58:01animes with my girl, it's usually something that like I've already watched and vetted.
- 58:06Oh, bro, we hooked, we hooked, We hooked in that
- 58:09motherfucker. So I was watching it and like I said, usually when I'm
- 58:14watching anime, like is she watching with me? She was like, oh
- 58:15so, so asked me like what happened? Like because I've usually already watched
- 58:20it, and I asked, she was like, what's going on? I
- 58:22was like, she was like, what do you mean you don't know?
- 58:24I was like, this is too we're both lying blind baby, and bro,
- 58:32it's good. It's good. Solo leveling, so very simple title,
- 58:37and it's literally that's what it is. He's solo level He's he's it's literally
- 58:43a whole episode where he's in a dungeon just grinding on goblins and wolves to
- 58:49get his strength up, and then like they'll put him on a little side
- 58:52quest where he can get like it's really like he'll win items and he could
- 58:57just pull the items out from nowhere, like you say, like you know,
- 59:00like in a game, like you beat a dungeon, you get a
- 59:04chest, you get like, oh some weapons in here. Oh it's a
- 59:07potion. Oh, and he'll keep the sword or whatever, the dagger and
- 59:10then he could just pull out his inventory and use it. Or he has
- 59:14like a little store where he earns gold and be like, oh, I
- 59:16need a post ship. Is it is? Really? That's very good tool,
- 59:22very unique, very refreshing to see. Watch list as well. My
- 59:27watch list is just growing. There's so many things I need to watch,
- 59:30but I just another one to look out for. I don't know when it
- 59:31comes out yet, but for the real beatings. If you want to read
- 59:36something that's good that's gonna be animated soon, it's called Sokamoto Days. It's
- 59:43a story about it's about an assassin who was like he like the most baddest
- 59:47as assassin in the world, and basically all what happens is he falls in
- 59:52love with a chick and then he retires, has kids, gets old and
- 59:59fat, but he still got all his He's still got all his fucking ability,
- 1:00:04still the baddest motherfucker out and he owns like a grocery store. What's
- 1:00:07it called again, Sokamoto days s A K A M O T L d's
- 1:00:16it sounds are you thinking of Ninja kamiwe? I've seen there's one literally like
- 1:00:21this where the dude used to be like he was literally like a trained assassin
- 1:00:24or he was like a killer or whatever, and now he's a he's literally
- 1:00:28just a stay at home dad. He's just it's just not the same thing
- 1:00:31either. No, but like he he like owns a grocery, like runs
- 1:00:36a grocery store, and it's like, but yeah, but I think that's
- 1:00:42it for yeah, and Showgun is still Showgun showgunn But I'll say Ninja kamiwe
- 1:00:49I recommended before it was about some ninja's and this guy's family gets killed.
- 1:00:54But I don't know, I'm not really feeling it right now because it was
- 1:00:59about ninjas and like their ninja stuff. But then they started introducing like robot
- 1:01:02suits and I'm not a robot suit man. I'm not a med guy.
- 1:01:07I don't really like next stuff like Gundam and big O and ship like that
- 1:01:12event. So I tried evan, I'm gonna hang in and see how where
- 1:01:16it goes. But right now. I'm like, but show gun my boy
- 1:01:22to Naga. I'll just say real quick, Crimson, he's cold. He's
- 1:01:28cold. He's the man. His little his son's a bitch, a bit,
- 1:01:31his son's a bitch. He just he really moves. Is the only
- 1:01:36one, the only real one in the show man? Yeah? Everyone,
- 1:01:39I mean the white guy's cool. He's actually alright, alright, but he
- 1:01:45just doesn't know what He's just just ship happening around him. He just be
- 1:01:49like man traditions. Man. Like last week, how he actually accidentally killed
- 1:01:54his gardener. Yeah, exactly. Well, he put up this pigeon and
- 1:02:01then said, no one touched this, or you're dead jokingly, like,
- 1:02:07because he's bad jab he doesn't know no Japanese, so you go, he
- 1:02:09just said touch die. Yeah bad, touch die. So he says,
- 1:02:15days and days it's a rotting pigeon hanging up outside, and they're like and
- 1:02:21then and then the gardener takes it upon himself. He's like, I guess
- 1:02:27I gotta take this down. This they did it. They don't show any
- 1:02:30of this, but the gardener takes it down and kills himself because the guy
- 1:02:35said touch die. So he like sacrifice. He took the l yeah,
- 1:02:42and then the dude came back and was like, where's the gardener. He's
- 1:02:44like, yeah, he killed himself. Wait wait wait, so he took
- 1:02:49the pigeon down. It was like before he kills me, I'm gonna kill
- 1:02:52me. Yeah, because that culture is so good or so big on like
- 1:02:59honor and like respecting the rules, like there on my nose, fuck you
- 1:03:02and you the fuck no. Yeah, like you can run this fad in
- 1:03:09his guard. It was so funny when they when they put him, when
- 1:03:12they put when he put the bird up there, they're like, how are
- 1:03:15you keep the other He was like she was like he said for a little
- 1:03:17while. He was like they're asking. They were like, this isn't gonna
- 1:03:22rod. He was like, oh, it'll be a terrible smell. Yes,
- 1:03:25Like why wouldn't he take the bird down? And like at least check
- 1:03:29with him after, like I took that bird down, can you please take
- 1:03:32it down? Exactly? My bird down? And then fucking killed himself.
- 1:03:37See that's the that's culture in respect. This is the same people that when
- 1:03:40he spoke up in a in a what like, this is the same culture
- 1:03:44where a god like he spoke out of turn and and he killed himself and
- 1:03:49his son. So this is how like extreme that culture is into like cold
- 1:03:55like like honor and respect and respect me his bird down, but I mean
- 1:04:02that was his house, so it was like I gotta respect his rules.
- 1:04:05But you you you had me to do your garden last long out there,
- 1:04:10I ke would be, I would have been, head would be on a
- 1:04:15spike. They'll told stories about his insolence, the Keenan oneon fuck yo.
- 1:04:25I can't smell Keenan, don't know. I go around, find somebody with
- 1:04:30COVID and lick the inside of their mouth like the fuck so he couldn't.
- 1:04:35I couldn't smell like the licked the inside in their mouth. But the scene
- 1:04:44they had when tor Naga told him or told her to take him to the
- 1:04:50brothel pretty much cold blooded, cold blood, cold bloody. So there's a
- 1:04:55character, the white dude, obviously he's like the only white man on the
- 1:04:59island, and he has this translator with him. She's she's pretty bad.
- 1:05:03I don't know what keen is saying, but she's pretty bad. The character
- 1:05:09and Shogun uh Marico call her Maria Mariko yeah Portuguese Maria, Yeah, Maria
- 1:05:17so Marico tor Naga tells her to take the white man to the brothel because
- 1:05:25he's I think he suspects that there's a little something going on, because there
- 1:05:28is, Yeah, because there is. And he's like, yeah, so
- 1:05:31to loosen him up, you know, make him comfortable. You're gonna take
- 1:05:35him to rothel, and I want you to stay the whole time and translate
- 1:05:43f him in case he has any requests. So she was like, so,
- 1:05:47it's like he suspects. They're like there's something going, like a relationship
- 1:05:51brewing, because like he was kind she was kind of liking him from the
- 1:05:55jump, right, but she she was married husbands of the asshole. Her
- 1:06:00husband don't like the white dude at all. Her husband doesn't even like anybody.
- 1:06:02It wasn't like nobody. At one point in the story, it looked
- 1:06:08like he was he was dead. So while this time that they thought he
- 1:06:12was dead forgot about that. They linked up and they uh huh. She
- 1:06:16she came in the house. Oh he beat. She was real sneaky.
- 1:06:20She was like, she came in blah blah blah. The day after,
- 1:06:25she's like, I sent so and so into talk, bitch, I know
- 1:06:30that was you he actually she had like she sent a hooker in or something
- 1:06:33like, but I know that was you, and like, you know,
- 1:06:36they're all extra. He's like, we don't. We're never going to talk
- 1:06:40about this. It didn't happen. Blah blah blah. She still didn't.
- 1:06:43An she hasn't acknowledge that it happened, Like you wanted to take this nigga
- 1:06:45dick inside you, but you're not gonna acknowledge that, haven't whatever? Damn
- 1:06:49well, I mean they thought he was dead. Yeah, and then and
- 1:06:53then the dude comes back, okay because he's not that now that changed the
- 1:06:56whole dynamic. So now she's struggling with that. You know, he don't
- 1:07:00like a certain ty. Let me give what is she? I don't know
- 1:07:04how much you can see? What is she? That was a Korean woman?
- 1:07:10For sure, she's so and that's why she looked Korean. That's that's
- 1:07:15a good thing. Just getting shout out to my Japanese. That's not bad.
- 1:07:20Yeah. Oh wait, no, I like that. That is that.
- 1:07:25It's like it's a really good picture, a really good lighting. She
- 1:07:31just find somebody that top, she's top, she's top. Somebody broke the
- 1:07:34algorithm? What shut up, shut up, shut up. I'm closing this
- 1:07:42like your personal who the talks like that. Yeah, So basically he sent
- 1:07:47her out there was like, yeah, I want you to I want to
- 1:07:50break this up, so I need you to see I guess he wanted her
- 1:07:54to see him somebody else. I don't think he did, though I think
- 1:07:58he did, but she wasn't there. She wasn't there because she lied about
- 1:08:02it. She did leave. Well, she was supposed to like watch him
- 1:08:08do all that, but then the hooker lady court design I was about to
- 1:08:12call it whore the hook that's actually her actual job. She was like,
- 1:08:18are you gonna come with us? And then now did you peet that she
- 1:08:23think that like because you and she said I can't stand by while another woman
- 1:08:28suffers. You think it's because she like, I can tell you like this
- 1:08:31nigga, and I don't want to do this in front of you right like
- 1:08:36I want. She's basically saying, like nobody can see us. So I
- 1:08:42think I thought it was more hinted towards like yo, so if you want
- 1:08:45to go on there and I can't say that, I think she was because
- 1:08:51remember when she went behind him and was like translate like take all of me.
- 1:08:58She was saying it, but it was like you're saying it like I
- 1:09:00know you're changing, but you say it to him. I thought it was
- 1:09:03more of like I'm conscious, Like she's like, I'm ally opening it to
- 1:09:06you. Like I thought it was more of like, really, here's three
- 1:09:10more, three more. I thought it was more to like hammer home,
- 1:09:14the point that there is that connection there, but it can't be because their
- 1:09:20positions. But yeah, that could be it, that could be. But
- 1:09:25yeah, and it just gets now another good show, another good It's just
- 1:09:30it's a lot of good TV on right now. Man, don't cheat yourselves.
- 1:09:33Don't cheat yourselves. It's a lot out there to watch man, a
- 1:09:38lot of it coming from Japan. Mm hmm. Also shot check out The
- 1:09:44Gentleman on Netflix. Guy Richie watching it. I watched one episode. It
- 1:09:48has potential. Yeah, that's that I started watching any of this I got.
- 1:09:58I'm sorry, I'm sorry that I just started that one show. So
- 1:10:00what's that one show? Death? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 1:10:04I think how they find that show? I think I was like, I'll
- 1:10:08tell you firs. Oh I already know, don't you know? Saw that
- 1:10:13shirt? Mm hmm. You found something, all right, found the show?
- 1:10:19Mm hmm, I'm sure that's all you found that show? I think
- 1:10:29questions, Oh no, you're not moved. Oh okay, okay, you
- 1:10:35are moving. Used to looking at the dor he looking at the actor's name.
- 1:10:41Now she looks good, but you don't like what's the name? That's
- 1:10:45crazy? She looked. No, they look like, they don't look like.
- 1:10:49They don't look like. They don't look like. They don't they don't
- 1:10:51who doesn't look like? Questions? No, they don't look like. Don't
- 1:10:58you dare compare her at least Lucy Lou. You really gotta Oh my god,
- 1:11:05yo, she doing good, wasn't it? Wow? Oh no,
- 1:11:10that she broke the fourth wall. That's not that's not what that it's not
- 1:11:15even what the fourth wall is. She broke the mold for Keenan, Yeah,
- 1:11:18the fourth she broke the racist fourth wall wall, the Great Wall of
- 1:11:24China. Yo. So I just saw a video the other day. I
- 1:11:28didn't realize how long the Great Wall of China was? How long? This
- 1:11:35geography key? It strikes again, Why I gotta be geography because didn't know
- 1:11:39the length of a wall? You know, how long? Is it long?
- 1:11:42As fun as long as fuck, the longest in the world. What's
- 1:11:45miles? Thousands of miles? I know it's long enough because it surrounds the
- 1:11:49border of a country is one of the biggest countries in the world. Know
- 1:11:54that it was completely all going all the way across. Yeah, I didn't
- 1:11:58know that. Did you also know that people are right inside the wall?
- 1:12:00Of course I didn't know that. Niggas yea motherfuckers died making it was like,
- 1:12:04well, we ain't gonna movies, just stack and breaks around you and
- 1:12:06keep it moving. Yeah, we got I knew that. But like that
- 1:12:11ship, it was like equivalent from like l A to like Boston for how
- 1:12:15long this ship is a couple of times I think No, I think it
- 1:12:17was just once. I think possibly, But but either way, I'm like,
- 1:12:20God, I didn't know it's that long. God damn that ship's outlet
- 1:12:26and they was talking about somebody. This fucking wall was built before Jesus was
- 1:12:30walking here. How the fuck do you build that ship with the pyramids?
- 1:12:38It adds up to about thirteen thousand miles. That is hurt. That crazy,
- 1:12:42That is crazy. Yeah, it is. Don't play your mind.
- 1:12:46I don't think about too long. Anybody like you know how big a planet
- 1:12:50is, bro, And there's like, what the fuck? We don't know.
- 1:12:57We don't need the water in the ocean, Bro, galaxy is my
- 1:13:00nasty If you try to drink the ocean? How long would that take?
- 1:13:04Yeah, that's a lot of a lot of trips to Boston. That's actually
- 1:13:12in a car, so straight line would probably shorter, but in a car,
- 1:13:14it's twenty nine hundred miles. Yeah, that's like it's multiple trips the
- 1:13:18Yeah, nasty at least five. I don't know how it's nasty, next
- 1:13:23four or five. I mean a lot of people died doing it, so
- 1:13:25yeah, it's just crazy. So the app that it is used to do
- 1:13:30the questions is uh, acting up, so it's not loading. Give me
- 1:13:33sick or gave me pull them up. At least on my phone, it
- 1:13:39changed. Sorry, breaking the fourth wall for real? Yeah, this is
- 1:13:44breaking the little technically breaking the fourth ball. I got a fart. That's
- 1:13:48not breaking the five that wall intact. Please please don't. I'm gonna say
- 1:13:56to that way? Why why everything gotta come this way? There's more people
- 1:13:59in that Yeah, so don't do it that way exactly, suffer myself?
- 1:14:03Yes, why would we Yeah, you sacrificed one and you like that.
- 1:14:08She ain't gonna hit the wall and bounce back this way the wall and bounce
- 1:14:12back laser that she's gonna come out back. I should be focused that ship.
- 1:14:18That ship spread like wild stopped equalizers. If that ship was green,
- 1:14:25it would just I kind of wish fart for green. So you can know
- 1:14:29what niggas do know because you would hold in your first all the time,
- 1:14:32I would never hurt my fight. You would fight around around women? Yeah,
- 1:14:38depends on my grandma. I've never fighted around a woman. Oh yeah,
- 1:14:42actually know what that? Wow? Actually I don't think I have fared
- 1:14:44around never. I hear the Dutch other I think a right to beat your
- 1:14:49ass. She had all the right to your ass. That's attempted murder.
- 1:14:55To be honest, I'm ain't going say something crazy what I ain't gonna say.
- 1:15:03No, I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say
- 1:15:05it. You know what I'm saying. No, No, he gottah.
- 1:15:12Yeah, I got a question for you. You know, I will not
- 1:15:15say it because the thing is I have restraint. Hmmm, I have restraint.
- 1:15:18I will not do it. I'll say it once we're done. You
- 1:15:26didn't I made no noise, So that's not always true. It's your fault.
- 1:15:31No, it's not my fault. It is how I told him.
- 1:15:36That was the chair. Yeah, it was for you know what I sing?
- 1:15:49You know my girls that one time my fart sound like like in the
- 1:15:54seventies where the walking it's like a pimp walk, like don't might walk?
- 1:16:01Who? Why are your first sound like undcover brothers? Ship questions? So
- 1:16:10I got that some great Tier three questions from our lovely Rea real beaters.
- 1:16:17There's a lot of damn questions now then we've got a lot of beaters.
- 1:16:21Now, I love I love the beaters. They said, this question is
- 1:16:27for doctor umar Ak Mike. Yeah, do you think race relations would be
- 1:16:33better if we never desegregated but instead made things separate but actually equal? Yes?
- 1:16:39And what milk would y'all break the law for? Well, we've already
- 1:16:42answered done that. I'm not doing it again. But yes, things were
- 1:16:45actually separate but equal, the world would be a utopia, but they would
- 1:16:50never be Yeah, because we had that, Like in attempts to have that,
- 1:16:56it wasn't allowed, ye, was it genuine attempts to have it?
- 1:16:59Though definitely wasn't because I wasn't genuine, because it stopped it. It was
- 1:17:03never equal. It's spreading, Yeah, it's spreading. Sniff my microphone.
- 1:17:10It's not the worst. It's light. No like it. It's so their
- 1:17:17fucking panther. Okay, question we get. I actually think that it would
- 1:17:38be, but it's never Yeah, if it was actually equal, like if
- 1:17:42you can get it down to the water fountains are the same, you know
- 1:17:45what I'm saying. Everything, if we could have at least that and things
- 1:17:51is kind of built from there and it was actually equal, Yeah, I
- 1:17:54don't think inter racial relationships would even matter because it was always separate equals.
- 1:17:58But that was never the case or whatever else never will be the case.
- 1:18:02Oh no, we we had something that was ours and it was thriving and
- 1:18:06going well, and they burned that ship to Alahoma City. That's multiple case.
- 1:18:13A few places was it was it black Walls Black that was that was.
- 1:18:20There was a spot in Florida too, but I can't remember the names.
- 1:18:23A few spots, A couple of them where it was like we just
- 1:18:27put and rays put lakes over it. Highway. We can have German towns
- 1:18:32China towns all that stuff. But we have a town, a little,
- 1:18:36small little section. It's called Main Boulevard, and it's always in the fucking
- 1:18:42hood of the hoods. I mean, that's that's the that's the town,
- 1:18:47Niggaville much Okay, next question, it's not like you're running the asses.
- 1:18:58Well, I said, are you all going to keep up with the UFL
- 1:19:02games? Ball is ball? No? Yeah, no, somebody I literally
- 1:19:09was talking to about this earlier. Yeah, somebody he literally compared to who's
- 1:19:12like, Yo, it's like watching the UFL out the nfl cs Just like
- 1:19:17when you're trying to stop smoking and you start smoking down to eight it's a
- 1:19:21waste of lung capacity. Just waste the TV time, waste your time,
- 1:19:26you know that. Yes, I have been keeping up with the UFL,
- 1:19:30and I plan on doing so. One his first game, yeah, destroying
- 1:19:32one. They don't see the sixty four yard he had. He had that
- 1:19:35ship twice, not not destroying another. Dude, that's crazy. He had
- 1:19:40a sixty four yard or twice to win the game. They field goal,
- 1:19:43yes, they iced him. Well, that's the one thing that I know.
- 1:19:46Yeah, they could probably do. Yeah, as good as the NFL
- 1:19:50yeah. I mean there's a bunch of NFL players in it, but yeah,
- 1:19:55he kicked the field goal. Yeah, former former Oh, it's like
- 1:19:59the G League pretty much like the I'm sorry the Rock runs. Yeah,
- 1:20:04because it's IT'SFL and the XFL put together. So oversaturation. Do you think?
- 1:20:13What do you think? Like? What did they all? Right?
- 1:20:15I heard somebody mentioned it's like UFL transitions into like almost like a farm league
- 1:20:19for the NFL. I'll be fine with that. Every team. I would
- 1:20:24like that every team get there like on like development, just a practice squad,
- 1:20:29practice literally, just the practice squad, do season games. It makes
- 1:20:31sense. I would be okay with that. I would watch. I listen,
- 1:20:35I'd watched that much what it is, I'd watched the Eagles league.
- 1:20:39That's that's when motherfuckers get invested. Be like, all right, now,
- 1:20:42what's coming up? We always don't have to just look at the draft,
- 1:20:45could be all right, what's going on with our G League team? Every
- 1:20:46team should take the soccer approach or the or the MLB approach. Have those
- 1:20:53teams underneath that you can actually care about, because those niggas could be the
- 1:20:57ones that come. Somebody's stacking them up with something down put some of them.
- 1:21:00Yeah, put something into their development, really put something into the development
- 1:21:05that the Giants could have did that with fucking Jayalen Hyatts since they want to
- 1:21:09use them league watch what the fuck he can do? But oh, we
- 1:21:13could utilize him the same way. I think y'all have. The problem with
- 1:21:15that was y'a ain't had nobody to throw him the ball. He's a deep
- 1:21:17threat. Every time we played him he got a sixty yard catch. Just
- 1:21:21keep on, But we didn't play him. Sh made no sense. But
- 1:21:27coaching is I will agree that that should made no sense. We have a
- 1:21:31fucking deep threat receiver, use him, use him. But it was liked
- 1:21:39or you save him because you know the season to wash. Why get him
- 1:21:43hurt start off? And it didn't use him in the beginning when when it
- 1:21:46was a fucking this season was all you guys. You guys knew Labor knew
- 1:21:56it was aver. We saw y'all about We knew we all had a fair
- 1:22:05shot serb. Before we went to the playoffs. Huh the year before we
- 1:22:13went to the playoffs, before we went to the super Bowl. Okay,
- 1:22:16and the next day did you think that were gonna be asked. No,
- 1:22:19okay, so what the fuck not matter? While you're not well, we're
- 1:22:27not asked, y'all are very much so assd We we went through three quarterbacks
- 1:22:32and everybody, Yeah, all of them not good, that's called ass.
- 1:22:36All of them mediocre? Yeah, very much on there. We get him
- 1:22:41on his pot tomorrow if we wanted. He went from ass to ask or
- 1:22:44to ashes. Good job. The most memorable about your season was a nigga
- 1:22:49going like this and a little while stinking it up, and then and then
- 1:22:56and then after the season finally won't play the black guy, and then seas
- 1:23:01by giving us your running back, good job. Mm hmm, give the
- 1:23:05best player. How he came up with them was like like, I'm gonna
- 1:23:11get you out of there. I'm gonna get you out of there. How
- 1:23:17much how do you feel going into the next season? How much pel Jones
- 1:23:21you didn't want to give him? How much did that pay? I don't
- 1:23:25think any ship like I think like thirteen. That's not bad. Yeah you're
- 1:23:31gonna say be overpaid? No, definitely did. We should have paid him
- 1:23:35over fucking Daniel Jones. I said that when we made paying when we did
- 1:23:41Daniel Jones y'all just gave Daniel Jones. We should hate tag Daniel Jones.
- 1:23:46Daniel Jones's nation came over the table before Saint n Bro. I'm sorry,
- 1:23:50No, they know the recipe. You don't pay these running backs. You
- 1:23:54don't pay Daniel Jones. You don't pay that niggas. But also, where's
- 1:23:58Josh Jagbs right now? That niggas no longer raider? He is a Green
- 1:24:01Bay packer. I don't even that that. But they also even care.
- 1:24:05But if they paid John Kittman instead of looking johns Jacobs, that's a problem.
- 1:24:11That's a far back. What made you Derek Carr Carr is actually decent?
- 1:24:16Derek Car No, I'm not paying Derek Carr money like they paid Daniel
- 1:24:21Jones. I would rather he's not that money. I'm saying when they were
- 1:24:30both on the same team two years ago. I'm saying two years ago he
- 1:24:34was as I'm saying, I'm paying Derek Carr this season before I packed Daniel
- 1:24:38Jones anything. Derek, Yes, I don't think that. David car that's
- 1:24:44a that's a different ass. They're both asked me anybody the last name Car
- 1:24:48and I got two and ass. Next David and Derek. There's a Derek
- 1:24:56playing now, there was a David David that was playing before Derek Carr.
- 1:25:03That yeah, David Carr. David Carr at one point. Yeah, sorry,
- 1:25:08he was the inaugural quarterback for the Texans. Correct, first first pick?
- 1:25:12Oh, yes, tuesday, yep, have to stop. Next question,
- 1:25:18grow up? Would you rather be handed one hundred thousand dollars? Yes,
- 1:25:28score one point on any living NBA player of your choice for ten million
- 1:25:33dollars. Give me Bill Russell's ass now, hold on, hold on Bill
- 1:25:38Russell's alive. I was just shooting from the head. And it also says
- 1:25:42ten attempts. I don't know about all that. I can't give you that
- 1:25:45many tries. Or do two years in Cook County for fifty million dollars.
- 1:25:49I am not doing I'm not doing two minutes and cook tens to score a
- 1:25:56living NBA player? Yeah for how much? Ten million? Yeah, I'm
- 1:25:59doing it. I'm doing that. I'm what was the first option? It's
- 1:26:02just one hundred thousand for nothing, one hundred thosand for nothing, or I
- 1:26:04get ten attempts to score on somebody one time. Correct, I'm doing that.
- 1:26:10Yeah, they have to be playing in the league right now. Who
- 1:26:14am I gonna go on? No living? Are they active? Active?
- 1:26:17Any active NBA? Kareem check rock? Active NBA player? I'm assuming kareem
- 1:26:23check rock. It doesn't sound interesting active NBA player. Yeah, he's gonna
- 1:26:27go on, hey with the Nazis check rock. I don't okay, I
- 1:26:32asked, I don't know if you know this. I get that nigga's like
- 1:26:35six y nine, that's fine with the eight foot wingspan. He's just like
- 1:26:40his brother. That's fine. I ain't gonna post me Isaiah Thomas today.
- 1:26:43What are you gonna what are you gonna take? Threes? I make one
- 1:26:45of them? What are you gonna do? You know you're gonna make one
- 1:26:47of them? Over? Isaiah Thomas the NBA three. Sure he got quick
- 1:26:53hands. I'm about the I'm about this immediately shooting. So it's active active.
- 1:26:59It wasn't active the school lou car Carne second, who was that?
- 1:27:03Nobody's ninety seven? The oldest living if you looked up sick That's what I
- 1:27:11said. That's why I said, kareem check round, check up, digg
- 1:27:14ahead, check out. Bitch comes low and as a walker, and I
- 1:27:17think Bill Russe is a life. When I played, monkeys weren't allowed on
- 1:27:20the court. The Italian stallion lou Carnor second. Yeah, that nigga was
- 1:27:27born January fifth, nineteen twenty five. God damn Hitler was just starting over
- 1:27:31his hands he was born. He just put down the paint brushes. Nigga
- 1:27:36blacks from out o the plants. Blacks didn't even play basketball when he was
- 1:27:41going. But there's something about a certain Okay, they're only thirteen percent of
- 1:27:46the population, but could be fifty percent to grind. Somebody gotta do something
- 1:27:55about this. What you gotta do about this? What about you letting the
- 1:28:00monkeys run the zoo. I was gonna go with the NBA player, and
- 1:28:04I was if it was active, I would have picked that same Thomas,
- 1:28:08like I said. But if it's not active, Louke carn Secker, that
- 1:28:13sounds like a good option. Fuck fair, I want this bread you.
- 1:28:20Magic Johnson, come here. I was thinking about Magic. Move. He
- 1:28:28can't move Magic. I'm taking Kenny Smith off the dribble. I am taking
- 1:28:33up off and give me Bob Coozy. He's still kicking, he's alive.
- 1:28:40I'm giving him one heavy and watching his knock knees. Kurt Rambis, what's
- 1:28:45up, Kurt Rambis. Kurt Rambis might have something. He's ninety, he
- 1:28:49still alive. Bob Coozy, I don't know, man, I'm stuck between
- 1:28:55just taking a hundred thousand because I don't know if I'll be able to score
- 1:28:57an NBA player. I was never a school Isaa Thomas about the box,
- 1:29:01He's still he's a current NBA player, though he can defense by charity,
- 1:29:06Okay, he's still playing defense. And also he's taller than us, Mike,
- 1:29:12He's not isa Thomas. Isaiah Thomas. Isaiah Thomas is taller than Yes,
- 1:29:18it's not spud web. That's like saying, isn't taller than us?
- 1:29:21Well, I know that because I know he's at least there's only a two
- 1:29:25inch difference between them. Mm hm three mm hmm. Fair point. Yeah,
- 1:29:33he's he's taller than both of the and then you gotta post them up.
- 1:29:38I still take it to that around you, he's stealing the ball every
- 1:29:45time, every time, you know what, I'm leaning a lot closer to
- 1:29:47just taking a hundred racks and walking up out of there and not having to
- 1:29:50do anything. I gotta go that way. Who are you choosing? NBA
- 1:29:57player, NBA player, current NBA player. If I had to pick some
- 1:30:00body, do do Steph? Nah? Nah? Step Steph can still move
- 1:30:08Steph Curry Steph. And he's also he's the same height as yourself. Never
- 1:30:13mind? Yeah, no, is he listened at six to six? He's
- 1:30:18not. Most people think I'm struggling. I don't know who I would pick,
- 1:30:24That's what I'm saying. But I would pick that. You can't pick
- 1:30:27a big just be I could pick a big man. No, you don't,
- 1:30:30don't do that. Not good because again I'm not posting them up.
- 1:30:38But length is an issue. That's fine. But if I'm able to get
- 1:30:41around them, you don't. Do you see anybody in the league just getting
- 1:30:45around niggas? They're not guarding most people my height on the perimeter. Who
- 1:30:50are you gonna pick? Just so we can have an idea? I don't
- 1:30:54know. Non NBA players, have you ever seen getting guarded getting cooked around
- 1:30:59the perimeter? Because I could pull up one of go bet right now getting
- 1:31:03cooked by multiple people. Now I'm just I'm talking about you, Joe Schmoe,
- 1:31:10Keenan. This is why I tweeted this. They need to bring back
- 1:31:14pros versus Joe's nigga. A lot of these people need to be humbled again.
- 1:31:18I don't know what I'm not. That was his boy. No,
- 1:31:23see what I'm saying. I won't say nothing because last y'all stop, stop
- 1:31:29stop it, y'all doing too much. Stop, put your hands down,
- 1:31:31Put your hands down. Relax. What I'm saying is, I'd rather take
- 1:31:36the chance of me scoring on the NBA player verse means just getting a hut,
- 1:31:41because I believe tended temps, I can get one. Even by luck,
- 1:31:45I can get one. I could get a step back three like an
- 1:31:50NBA three. Yeah, yes, I said we played the same league.
- 1:31:56I didn't. We didn't really hit them like that. Which the thing is,
- 1:32:02I think it's gonna be harder. Oh, I know it'd be hard.
- 1:32:05I think it'd be hard. I know it definitely hard. But I'm
- 1:32:09still gonna take that chance. He's scoring on Cam Newton, Cam Newton in
- 1:32:13basketball, mm hmm yep. The way twice can Cam hoop? I'd assume
- 1:32:20he can hoop. He seems like an athletic guy. Because athletic don't don't
- 1:32:25be out there. I don't know. I'll keep it on. I'm gonna
- 1:32:28assume everyone that was worning Heisman can play basketball. That's all, everybody,
- 1:32:33all of them, every single one of them, every single one. Matt
- 1:32:38Matt Liner, Hell yeah, okay, absolutely, Tim t will probably jump
- 1:32:42out the gym. What have you ever seen Nick Foles play basketball? Oh?
- 1:32:45My god? Have you seen Drew Brees pay? Yes, Drew Brees
- 1:32:50is a sniper. Yep, seen. I saw a random quarterback play before
- 1:32:55too. I forget who it was. I can't even think who was.
- 1:32:58He was sucking nice though, Jad Pennington not having big Nick Foles was hooping,
- 1:33:02banging. Nick Foles was dunking. Yes, I like he, but
- 1:33:14he was still spid like like six. Yeah, you better be dunk if
- 1:33:18you niggas. Next basketball question, Jesus, you'all think w n b A
- 1:33:24should lower the rim. I think seeing Cannas Parker doing a windmill would go
- 1:33:28crazy. No, No, what I'm saying if they lowered the room is
- 1:33:30not saying. No. I feel like I used to think that way when
- 1:33:33I was like team but sixteen year old Mike. They already got a smaller
- 1:33:41ball because they got smaller hands and they can't jump as high. So lord,
- 1:33:48of tall balls, got bigger balls in baseballs. I'm not talking about
- 1:33:54but I'm just a pitch differently to pitch underhand. But also they pitched closer
- 1:33:59to the batter too, so it's actually the smaller smaller. It's almost like
- 1:34:04they adapt the sports to the physical limitations of the players. Yeah, but
- 1:34:09I think it's basketball, isn't The dunking isn't the biggest part of basketball?
- 1:34:15Making shots are? Yes, and they are making shots, yes, But
- 1:34:18if you want to put out an entertaining product, it was nice to know
- 1:34:23it's. Next question, it's not entertaining enough to make money. A lot
- 1:34:29of sports questions. Damn it makes money money? Not enough? We last,
- 1:34:35and we check the numbers. We least to check the numbers. We
- 1:34:40don't have to do that. Let check the numbers. What check numbers?
- 1:34:45How would you rank each of these sports by difficulty? Football, basketball,
- 1:34:51boxing, and soccer? Difficulty? Yeah, soccer is definitely the hardest out
- 1:34:57of those, do you think? So? Yeah, to be good at
- 1:35:00all? Right, I'm sorry, So let's put it like that. Yeah,
- 1:35:02to be actually good at soccer is definitely the hardest sport to be good
- 1:35:06at. Yeah, Next, what do you say? Basketball, football,
- 1:35:11boxing, boxing, boxing, boxing is there to be good? Oh yeah,
- 1:35:15yeah, to be a good box difficulty level? Yeah, to be
- 1:35:17a good boxer is really hard. You got a lot of Yeah, well
- 1:35:21boxing could be the artist. Honestly, I'm gonna go soccer, boxing,
- 1:35:26basketball, football, Yeah, because people you think soccer is the top.
- 1:35:30Bro, it is so hard to be good at soccer, bro, Like
- 1:35:38have you when's the last time you tried to dribble a soccer ball and then
- 1:35:41kick it with your left foot? When's the last time you sprinted while dribbling
- 1:35:44at soccer ball? That ship is hard, bro, It's super underrated like
- 1:35:47people. I mean, you know, it's a skill, like you you
- 1:35:51have to be very skilled, like so, like you're seeing those people who
- 1:35:56are like super good at soccer, I'm like, I don't even know how
- 1:35:58the funk he's doing. Half that s it? That ship is crazy.
- 1:36:02I'd say soccer like that, and just based on the the mistakes that professionals
- 1:36:09make, that's all I know. It's very difficult because you're the best at
- 1:36:12that and you're struggling to do something. Bro. Half of soccer highlights for
- 1:36:17an individual player are almost ship like. Ship don't even be it'd be oh
- 1:36:21he almost scored that like that and that'd be a highlight. But yeah,
- 1:36:27honestly, I wish they put golf on there because to me, that is
- 1:36:30the hardest to be good at. Yeah, bro, what's Yeah, that's
- 1:36:35pretty that ship. You could be a professional golfer and just lou like missed
- 1:36:41the cut, bro as it is that ship is so hard to be good
- 1:36:46at. His baseball, Baseball is really hard. Baseball is the part hitting
- 1:36:54hitting, Yeah, because that's really the only thing that I'm not gonna say
- 1:36:58the only thing, but that's the biggest thing. But yeah, that's the
- 1:37:00biggest thing. Hitting. Yeah, Like fucking what's the what's the batting regular?
- 1:37:03Good batting average? Like three point something. I feel like regular would
- 1:37:06be like two fifty. Yeah around there, he pass three hundred. What
- 1:37:10I'm saying, like, you could be in the league being like low two
- 1:37:13if you got great intangibles. Yeah, and just for refolective and it's literally
- 1:37:16perfect like that guy hitting, I feel like baseball is harder than probably anything
- 1:37:23else. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Barry Bond should be
- 1:37:26in the Hall of Fame because even though he took steros. He still got
- 1:37:30hit that can't should help you hit that stuck because not like steroids is slowing
- 1:37:34down a pitch. And he played with a smaller mat and he played against
- 1:37:40people that were also on steroids. Yeah, hey, hey, hey,
- 1:37:44hey, do what that what you want? Yeah, now, be a
- 1:37:47baseball would definitely be up there too. I was up there, but pay
- 1:37:50football and basketball. I'll put football in basketball on the lower tier of difficulty.
- 1:37:55Yeah, just based on the fact that people pick up can pick up
- 1:37:58those sports so late and like super late, you never really be nineteen,
- 1:38:01Like yeah, I guess I played back and started playing basketball. Yeah,
- 1:38:05he was like seventeen. He thought he was gonna be a professional volleyball into
- 1:38:11being the MVP. I'm putting tennis above those two, you know what I'm
- 1:38:14saying, Like, or you could go from basketball to football, yeah,
- 1:38:18and just be Antonio Gates. Yep. They are already talking about the boy
- 1:38:21DJ Burns from North Carolina State. They're saying that he has a better chance
- 1:38:26of going to the NFL, like he'd be a better prospect for the NFL
- 1:38:29because he's listed at six. Now you've seen, you know, talking about
- 1:38:31he just beat He's listed yeah, he saw, he saw it. He
- 1:38:34saw a lot of it. Actually saw a lot more than you wish you
- 1:38:36would have. Actually, no, that stop. The scheme worked, Our
- 1:38:45defensive scheme worked. Were like, we're just gonna let him go off and
- 1:38:47let everybody else win. Say the magic word what? But no, no,
- 1:38:54we loved it. It was around before, so shut the fuck up.
- 1:38:59Before it was the same round it was first No, no, no,
- 1:39:05was it not the same No, it was not the same round.
- 1:39:08Are you sure? I'm positively it was not around before. So don't don't
- 1:39:12talk to me. Don't talk. You're a better loser. Good job,
- 1:39:15better loser because we got could we got further? Would you laugh? Would
- 1:39:19you losing the first final playoffs in the second round of playoffs further? We're
- 1:39:23all still watching at home, but don't matter losing the first round. Give
- 1:39:27me more time off, thank you. Either way, I'm putting tennis above
- 1:39:30football and basketball too. To be good at it or what have you tried
- 1:39:36to play tennis? Tennis as hard as tennis is hard, but but to
- 1:39:42be to be professional? Imagine that I thought we were talking about like to
- 1:39:46be a top at their sport, or we're just talking about to just make
- 1:39:49it to like professional rank day. I'm talking about like being as the same
- 1:39:53thing, the same thing, being a pro. To be like the NBA,
- 1:39:56you have to be the top. I'm saying, like like being like
- 1:40:00Serena and like Lebron and like like I'm talking about, like to be like
- 1:40:03the best at their sport. Yeah. But even so, thinking of like
- 1:40:06Serena, just imagine trying to be mid and then you got hurt, like
- 1:40:12she's crazy. Bro, It's a big difference just being mid in that sport,
- 1:40:15like, oh, people know who you are, but he's mad.
- 1:40:17Yeah, like the French guy to be doing all the trick shots nigga mid,
- 1:40:20but he he's very skill, he's very skilled, and he's a mid
- 1:40:25nigga in that sport. There's a lot of that's very skilled. Mike Conley
- 1:40:30very mild, very skilled, Drew Holliday very mids, very skilled. Those
- 1:40:35are very good players. Though very good player. You said mid as in
- 1:40:43like he's never going to be in the top conversation of anything outside of defensive
- 1:40:46play the year. Okay mm hm, but that's You're never gonna start your
- 1:40:51team with Drew Holliday. He's never gonna be a first round pick. Probably.
- 1:40:55Probably he's never gonna be. I'm talking about if they just did a
- 1:40:58complete draft, you're never picking Drew all thirty two teams. You're never picking
- 1:41:01him first. Yeah, okay, you tell me this Drew Holiday. No,
- 1:41:05is there really no thirty two players that are like better than Drew Holiday?
- 1:41:09Yes, thirty Yes, you probably won't pick him up toil like the
- 1:41:12third fourth round, oh, Leslie, No, it's not. No,
- 1:41:15it's not Elsie. Maybe third, I'm not gonna say four, like third
- 1:41:18fourth round, depending on your team, that's where you'll probably pick him up.
- 1:41:24Yeah, my tweaked a little bit. Yeah, there's there's a lot
- 1:41:29of the profit. I don't know about the profit, but they have doubled
- 1:41:31their profit since twenty nineteen. So they made about two hundred million dollars.
- 1:41:35Okay, I told you they just got a new contract last year and it's
- 1:41:39only projected it's only going up. Good, it's been thirty years about time.
- 1:41:45I mean, it took the NBA while again. I'll tell you,
- 1:41:47I'll tell you one thing. The hoses and windmills. That no, five
- 1:41:51hundred million, No, not at all, two billion, not at all.
- 1:41:57Because here's the thing, Mike, which you know, I fus talk
- 1:42:00about this three episodes ago. But right now you can name more women college
- 1:42:04players than right college players, which means the names are then going into that.
- 1:42:10Yeah, and then we don't care no more, Yes we do.
- 1:42:12They will maybe people, I'll stop four years, we'll see most people's I'm
- 1:42:17I'm not even going to be disrespectful. Just the way the league works and
- 1:42:20how it's going right there, it's about to be a whole new team in
- 1:42:24a year or two. Just for reference, they have Drew Holliday ranked as
- 1:42:28the thirty thirty second best player in the NBA right now. Who has it
- 1:42:33currently? This is CBS, who's thirty three. Darius Garland, he's better
- 1:42:41than him. So Dre's garden is better than Julius Randall. I would take,
- 1:42:46I would take tomorrow. I would take Murray y Yes, yes,
- 1:42:49I think you all forget how good this Mobley? No? No, Aaron
- 1:42:56Gordon, yes, probably no, no, no, his preseason was seventy
- 1:43:00two, not at all, and Drews was twenty five preseas. I don't
- 1:43:03know why a thousand million Murray at thirty nine, I don't know why he's
- 1:43:08so low. So in the trash. No, no, it must have
- 1:43:15been Bridges. Give mckel brid is definitely underdraw. I'll tell mchel Bridges under
- 1:43:23your howiday, I would bro Also this you gotta remember Jamal hurt. Murray
- 1:43:27was hurt. I don't I don't give. I don't give the fu fuck.
- 1:43:30I don't get it. That's why that's I mean, they don't know
- 1:43:33who I ain't gonna be when you come back. Okay, but nigga,
- 1:43:35I've seen what I say either way when I seen him throw that ball,
- 1:43:41you know who? Thirty one Jared Jackson Jr. This list is kind of
- 1:43:47so you know what often I will say your boy at twenty seven, My
- 1:43:51boys, I will say second, third, round three, four as well,
- 1:43:55second, second, third, round is around. Listen to that late
- 1:44:01early as hell second like top three second round pick. I'm telling you take
- 1:44:06draft you want him to be the second best player in your team? Are
- 1:44:10you? You're taking him at twenty nine thirty? He's old? Oh I'm
- 1:44:15not trying to factor age ability right now? You want him to be the
- 1:44:19second best player in your team? No, no, maybe third. You
- 1:44:21have a problem because right now depends on what you picked first. Right now,
- 1:44:27he's on the Celtics in the perfect role. Mm hmm. He's the
- 1:44:30fourth option. Oh what White, No, you got Porzenkis, you got
- 1:44:35Brown, you got Tatum, fourth option. That's perfect. I'm giving the
- 1:44:40ball to generality before I give it to boy. Of course, that's falling.
- 1:44:45You're not watching basketball, You're not watching the Celtics. Sure, I'm
- 1:44:48not, because they've been stinking up. Last question, it's almost like not
- 1:44:53giving Drew to Holland Gality ball enough, well he was injured. Yeah,
- 1:44:56one more, one more more? Sorry, uestion from the real beater in
- 1:45:00Arizona. What is a cartoon or TV series that would compare y'all friendship to
- 1:45:08mm hmmmm mmmmmm that would compare us. Oh, I was gonna say something,
- 1:45:18No, I can't even say that. Never mind racist, no,
- 1:45:24very insensitive, never mind the people they suffered, damn yeah, the people
- 1:45:31who Yeah, just moving on. What the fuck was he about to say?
- 1:45:36My friend Martin? What the h m hmm, I'm like the boy
- 1:45:44the strip John's had an animated series, Probably Recess. That's that's a good
- 1:45:47one because you've got multiple different personalities in that mmm, different type of people.
- 1:45:54Probably the Backyardigans. I'm just jump creator, not funny, not how
- 1:46:01high funny, funny, weird? What oh you're from the show? Yeah?
- 1:46:08Maybe a TV show with four main characters outside of regrets. Hm.
- 1:46:15I'm trying to think of black shows and none of those so or none of
- 1:46:18that coming to mind. Crowd static shot, I can see no black editing.
- 1:46:27None of us are that stupid. We're not come on, because we're
- 1:46:30not going that ex friendship? Who's that? Can I be? Ralph head
- 1:46:36boy? Stale a piece of white red of course ship? What do y'all
- 1:46:50think we are named? I don't y'all let us know in the comments.
- 1:46:54I can't think about it, plumb out of the idea, to be honest.
- 1:46:58Yeah, go to YouTube and putting the comments. What cartoon best fits
- 1:47:01this? I'm tired and I got a poop. Yeah, I'm sure that's
- 1:47:05festering. Oh man, it's bubbling. Pestering is a crazy it's it's a
- 1:47:14brewing and it ain't a cup of coffee coffee in the morning. M hmm.
- 1:47:20But Eddy, I don't know you're listening to music to the entire time.
- 1:47:24Yeah, I see he out of the air, buddy, are you
- 1:47:25listening to Cariboo stood, Why the funk would I put myself through that?
- 1:47:31Listening to Cariboo for two hours straight, the guys, and for two hours
- 1:47:40is nuts, the guys, I will say, I dragged. Maybe she
- 1:47:44just has to change her production because her production of her songs, like her
- 1:47:46singles sound like she literally just made them. I got news for you,
- 1:47:49It's never gonna get better. Well, so the one song that the chick
- 1:47:53got with Lotto that automatically just sounds better because it's better production because she's sucking
- 1:47:57with Yachi. All right, Johnny, that was the last episode. Please
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