Latest / True Tales of The Secret Service / Ep. 15 - The Man With Three Wives
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- 0:00Chapter fifteen, The Man with Three Wives. One of the first things to
- 0:07strike the eye of the visitor who enters the library den of William J.
- 0:12Quinn, known to his friends and former associates in the United States he could
- 0:17service as bill, is a frame which stands upon the mantel and contains the
- 0:23photographs of three exceptionally pretty women. Anyone who doesn't know that this room is
- 0:30consecrated to relics of the exploits of the various governmental detective services might be pardoned
- 0:36for supposing that the three pictures in the single frame are photographs of relatives.
- 0:43Only closer inspection will reveal the fact that beneath them appears a transcript from several
- 0:49pages of a certain book of records, the original of which is kept at
- 0:53the New York City Hall. These pages state that, as we let Quinn
- 1:00tell the story just as he told it one cold November night, while the
- 1:04wind was whistling outside, and the cheery warmth of the fire made things extremely
- 1:11snug within, secret servicemen, said Quinn divide all of their cases into two
- 1:19classes, those which call for quick action and plenty of it, and those
- 1:23which demand a great deal of thought and only an hour or so of actual
- 1:29physical work. Your typical operative Allison, who was responsible for solving the poison
- 1:36pen puzzle, for example, or Hal Preston, who penetrated the mystery surrounding
- 1:42the murder of Montgomery. Marshal is essentially a man of action. He likes
- 1:48to tackle a job and get it over with. It doesn't make any difference
- 1:52if he has to round up a half dozen counterfeiters at the point of a
- 1:56single revolver, as Tommy Callahan once did, or break up a gang of
- 2:01train robbers who have sworn never to be taken alive. As long as he
- 2:06has plenty of thrills and excitement, as long as he is able to get
- 2:10some joy out of life. He doesn't give a hang for the risk.
- 2:15That's his business, and he loves it. But it's the long drawn out
- 2:21cases which he has to ponder over and consider from a score of angles,
- 2:25that, in the vernacular of Vaudeville, capture his angora. Give him an
- 2:31assignment where he can trail his man for a day or two, get the
- 2:35lay of the land, and then drop on the bunch like a ton of
- 2:38brick, and everything's fine. Give him one of the other kind, and
- 2:45well, he's just about as happy as Guy Randall was when they turned him
- 2:49loose with instructions to get something on Carl Cheney. Remember during the early days
- 2:54of the war, when the papers were full of stories from New York,
- 2:59Filladelphia, Boston, Milwaukee, and points west about gatherings of pro German sympathizers
- 3:07who were determined to aid the fatherland. Theoretically, we were neutral at that
- 3:12time, and these people had all the scope they wanted. They did not
- 3:16confine themselves to talk, however, but laid several plans which were destined to
- 3:23annoy the government and to keep several hundred operatives busy defeating them, for they
- 3:29were aimed directly at our policy of neutrality. As a campaign fund to assure
- 3:35the success of these operations, the German sympathizers raised not less than sixteen million
- 3:42dollars, a sum which naturally excited the cupidity not only of certain individuals within
- 3:47their own ranks, but also of persons on the outside, men who were
- 3:53accustomed to live by their wits, and who saw in this gigantic collection the
- 3:59opportunity of a lifetime. When you consider that you can hire a New York
- 4:03gangster to commit murder for a couple of hundred dollars, and the union scale
- 4:10has been known to be even lower. It's no wonder that the mere mention
- 4:14of sixteen million dollars caused many a crook of international reputation to figure how he
- 4:19could divert at least a part of this to his own bank account. That's
- 4:25the way, as it afterward turned out that Carl Cheney looked at it.
- 4:30Cheney had rubbed elbows with the police on several occasions prior to nineteen fourteen.
- 4:36It was suspected that he had been mixed up in a number of exceptionally clever
- 4:42smuggling schemes, and that he had had a finger in one or two operations
- 4:46which came perilously close to blackmail, but no one had ever been able to
- 4:51get anything on him. He was the original Finnegan in Again, Gone Again.
- 4:59By the time the plan came to a successful conclusion, all that remained
- 5:03of Count Carl's connection with it was a vague and distinctly nebulous shadow. And
- 5:10you simply can't arrest shadows, no matter how hard you try. The New
- 5:15York police were the first to tip Washington off to the fact that Cheney,
- 5:20who had dropped his aristocratic alias for the time being, was back in this
- 5:26country and had been seen in the company of a number of prominent members of
- 5:30a certain German American club, which wasn't in any too good repute with the
- 5:34Department of Justice by reason of the efforts of some of its members to destroy
- 5:41the neutral stand of the nation. Have no indications of what Cheney is doing,
- 5:46the report admitted, but it will be well to trail him. Apparently
- 5:53he has some connection officially or unofficially with Berlin. Advise what action you wish
- 6:00to take. Whereupon the Chief wired back operative assigned to Chainey case leaves tonight.
- 6:09Meanwhile, please watch. It wasn't until after the wire had been sent
- 6:15that Guy Randall was summoned to the inner sanctum of the Secret Service and informed
- 6:19that he had been elected to trail the elusive suspect and find out what he
- 6:25was up to. So far as our record show stated the Chief, no
- 6:30one has ever been able to catch this Chainey person in the act of departing
- 6:35from the straight and narrow path. However, that's a matter of the past.
- 6:41What we've got to find out is what he is planning now, why
- 6:46he is in New York, and why he has attached himself to the pro
- 6:49German element, which has all kinds of wild schemes of its sleeve. And
- 6:56I'm the one who's going to handle it, inquired guy with a precisely grinned
- 7:02the chief. Oh, I know, it doesn't look like much of a
- 7:06job, and I grant you that the thrill element will probably be lacking.
- 7:12But you can't draw a snap every time. All that's asked is that you
- 7:16get something on Cheney, something which will withstand the assaults of the lawyers.
- 7:21He will undoubtedly hire the minute we lay hands on him. Therefore, you've
- 7:28got to be mighty careful to have the right dope. If you're satisfied that
- 7:32he's doing nothing out of the way, don't hesitate to say so. But
- 7:38I don't expect that your report will clear him, for from what we already
- 7:43know of the gentleman, he's more likely to be implicated in some plan aimed
- 7:47directly at a violation of neutrality, and it's essential that we find out what
- 7:53that is before we take any radical step. What do you know about Cheney
- 8:00was Randal's next question, followed by an explanation from the chief that the Count
- 8:05had been suspected in a number of cases and had barely been able to escape
- 8:11in time. But added the head of the Secret Service, he did escape,
- 8:18and that's what we have to prevent this time. He's a fast worker
- 8:22and a clever one, which means that you've got to keep continually after him.
- 8:28Call in all the help you need. But if you take my advice
- 8:31you'll handle the case alone. You're apt to get a lot further that way.
- 8:37Agreeing that this was the best method to pursue, Randal caught the midnight
- 8:43train for New York and went at once to police headquarters, where he requested
- 8:48a full description of Cheney's previous activities. You're asking for something, what ain't,
- 8:54he was informed, ungrammatically, But truthfully, we've never been able to
- 9:01get a thing in the Count. Though we're dead certain that he had a
- 9:05finger in several crooked plays, the Latimer letters were never directly traced to him,
- 9:11but it's a cinch that he had something to do with their preparation,
- 9:16just as he had with the blackmailing of old Man Branchfield and the smuggling of
- 9:20Van Husen. Emeralds. You remember that case, don't you, The one
- 9:26where the stones were concealed in a life preserver and they staged a man overboard
- 9:31stunt just as the ship came into the harbor. Nobody ever got the stones
- 9:39or proved that they were actually smuggled. But the Count happened to be on
- 9:43the ship at the time, just as he happened to be in Paris when
- 9:48they were sold. We didn't even dare arrest him, which accounts for the
- 9:52fact that his photograph doesn't ornament the rogue's gallery. Well, what's the idea
- 9:58of trailing him then, just to find out what he is doing? What
- 10:05do you call those birds that fly around at sea just before a gale breaks,
- 10:11stormy petrels. That's the Count. He's a stormy petrel of crookedness.
- 10:16Something goes wrong every time he hits a town, or rather just after he
- 10:22leaves, for he's too clever to stick around too long. The question now
- 10:28is what's this particular storm and when is it going to break? Fine job
- 10:35to turn me loose on grumbled Randall. It is that, laughed the captain
- 10:43who was dispensing information. But you can never tell what you'll run into my
- 10:48boy, why I remember once. Randall, however, was out of the
- 10:54office before the official had gotten well started in his reminiscences. He figured that
- 11:00he had already had too much of a grouch to listen patiently to some long
- 11:05winded story dug out of the musty archives of police history, and he made
- 11:09his way at once to the hotel where Carl Cheney was registered, flaunting his
- 11:15own name in front of the police, whom he must have known were watching
- 11:18him. Neither the house detective nor the plainclothesman who had been delegated to trail
- 11:24Cheney could add anything of interest to the little that Randall already knew. The
- 11:31count, they said, had conducted himself in a most circumspect manner, and
- 11:37had not been actually seen in conference with any of the Germans with whom he
- 11:41was supposed to be in league. He's too slick for that, added the
- 11:46man from the Central Office. Whenever he's got a conference on, he goes
- 11:52up to the club, and you can't get in there with anything less than
- 11:56a battering ram and raiding squad. There's no chance to plant a dictaphone.
- 12:03And how else are you going to get the information? What does he do
- 12:07at other times, countered guy, preferring not to reply to the former question
- 12:13until he had gotten a better line on the case. Behaves himself was the
- 12:18laconic answer. Takes a drive in the park in the afternoon, dines here
- 12:26or at one of the other hotels, goes to the theater, and usually
- 12:30finishes up with a little supper somewhere among the white lights. Any women in
- 12:37sight, Yes, two, a blonde from the girl shell that's planted at
- 12:43the Knickerbocker, and a redhead. Don't know who she is, but they're
- 12:48both good lookers. No scandal, though. Everything appears to be on the
- 12:54level, even the women well mused the government of After a moment's silence,
- 13:01I guess I'd better get on the job. Probably means a long stretch of
- 13:07dull work. But the sooner I get at it, the sooner I'll get
- 13:11over it. Where is Cheney now up in his room? Hasn't come down
- 13:18to breakfast yet? Yes, there he is, now, just getting out
- 13:22of the elevator, headed toward the dining room, and the plainclothesman indicated the
- 13:28tall figure of a man about forty, a man dressed in the height of
- 13:33fashion, with spats a cane and a morning coat of the most correct cut.
- 13:39Want me for anything, not a thing, said Randall absently. I'll
- 13:46pick him up. Now. You might tell the Chief to watch out for
- 13:50a hurry call from me, though I'm afraid he won't get it. As
- 13:56events proved, Randall was dead right. The Central Office heard nothing from him
- 14:03for several months, and even Washington received only stereotype reports indicative of what Cheney
- 14:09was doing, which wasn't much. Shortly after the first of the year,
- 14:16Guy sent a wire to the Chief asking to be relieved for a day or
- 14:20two in order that he might be free to come to Washington. Sensing the
- 14:26fact that the operative had some plan which he wished to discuss personally, the
- 14:31Chief put another man on Cheney's trail and instructed Randall to report at the Treasury
- 14:37Department on the following morning. What's the matter, inquired the man at the
- 14:43head of the service, as Guy, a little thinner than formerly and showing
- 14:48by the wrinkles about his eyes the strain under which he was working, strolled
- 14:54into the office. Nothing's the matter, Chief, and that's where the trouble
- 15:00lies. You know, I've never kicked about work, no matter how much
- 15:05of it I've had, But this thing's beginning to get on my nerves.
- 15:09Cheney is planning some coup. I'm dead certain of that what it's all about,
- 15:16though I haven't the least idea. The plans are being late in the
- 15:20German American Club, and there's no chance of getting in there. How About
- 15:26bribing one of the employees to leave. Can't be done. I've tried it
- 15:33half a dozen times. They're all Germans and as such in the organization.
- 15:39However, I have a plan. Strictly speaking, it's outside the law,
- 15:46but that's why I wanted to talk things over with you. When Randall had
- 15:52finished outlining his plan, the Chief sat for a moment in thought. Then
- 15:58are you sure you can put it over? He inquired. Of course I
- 16:03can. It's done every other day anyhow, by the cops themselves. Why
- 16:10shouldn't we take a leaf out of their book? I know, but there's
- 16:15always the possibility of a diplomatic protest. Not in this case. Chief.
- 16:22The man's only a waiter, And besides, before the embassy has a chance
- 16:27to hear about it, I'll have found out what I want to know.
- 16:32Then, if they want to raise a row let em. The upshot of
- 16:37the matter was that about a week later, Franz Heilman, a waiter employed
- 16:42at the German American Club in New York, was arrested one night and hailed
- 16:48into night court on a charge of carrying concealed weapons, a serious offense under
- 16:55the Sullivan Act. In vain, he protested that he had never carried a
- 17:00pistol in his life. Patrolman Flaherty, who had made the arrest, produced
- 17:06the weapon, which he claimed to have found in Hylmann's possession, and the
- 17:11prisoner was held for trial bright and early the next morning, Randall, disguised
- 17:18by a mustache which he had trained for just such an occasion, and bearing
- 17:22a carefully falsified letter from a German brewer in Milwaukee, presented himself at the
- 17:29employee's entrance of the German American Club and asked for the steward to that individual.
- 17:36He told his story how he had tried to get back to the Fatherland
- 17:40and had failed, how he had been out of work for nearly a month,
- 17:45and how he would like to secure employment of some kind at the club,
- 17:48where he would at least be among friends. After a thorough examination of
- 17:55the credentials of the supposed German, who had explained his accent by the statement
- 18:00that he had been brought to the United States when very young and had been
- 18:04raised in Wisconsin. The steward informed him that there was a temporary vacancy in
- 18:11the club's staff which he could fill until Heilman returned. The duties, the
- 18:18steward added, are very light, and the pay, while not large,
- 18:22will enable you to lay by a little something toward your return trip to Germany.
- 18:29Knowing that his time was limited, Randall determined to let nothing stand in
- 18:33the way of his hearing all that went on in the room where Cheney and
- 18:37his associates held their conferences. It was the work of only a few moments
- 18:44to bore holes in the door which connected this room with an unused coat closet,
- 18:48plugging up the holes with corks stained to simulate the wood itself, and
- 18:53the instant the conference was on, the new waiter disappeared. An hour later.
- 19:00He slipped out of the side entrance to the club, and the steward
- 19:04is probably wondering to this day what became of him. Had he been able
- 19:10to listen him in the private wire which connected the new York Office of the
- 19:14Secret Service with headquarters at Washington. He would have had the key to the
- 19:18mystery. Chief reported Randall, I've got the whole thing. There's a plot
- 19:26on foot to raise one hundred and fifty thousand German reservists men already in this
- 19:33country, mobilizing them in four divisions with six sections. The first two divisions
- 19:41are to assemble at Silver Creek, Michigan, the first one seizing the welland
- 19:45Canal, and the second capturing Windmill Point, Ontario. The third is to
- 19:52meet at Wilson, New York, and will march on Port Hope. The
- 19:57fourth will go from Watertown, New York to Kingston, Ontario, while the
- 20:03fifth will assemble somewhere near Detroit and proceed toward Windsor. The sixth will stage
- 20:10an attack on Ottawa, operating from Cornwall. They've got their plans all laid
- 20:17for the coup, and Cheney reported today that he intends to purchase some eighty
- 20:22five boats to carry the invading force into the dominion. The only thing that's
- 20:29delaying the game is the question of provisions for the army. Cheney's holding out
- 20:34for another advance. From what I gathered, he's already received a lot and
- 20:41claims that he will be powerless until he gets it. I didn't stay to
- 20:45listen to the argument, for I figured that i'd better leave while the leaving
- 20:49was good. The reply that came back from Washington was rather startling to the
- 20:56operative, who expected only commendation and the statement that his task was completed.
- 21:03What evidence have you that this invasion is planned? None besides what I heard
- 21:10through holes which I boared in one of the doors of the German American Club
- 21:15this morning. That won't stand in court. We don't dare to arrest this
- 21:21man, chainey on that. You've got to get something on him, plant
- 21:26it no, get it straight. And we can't wait for this expedition to
- 21:33start either. That would be taking too much of a chance. It's up
- 21:38to you to do a little speedy work in the research line, dig back
- 21:44into the count's past and find something on which we can hold him for.
- 21:48He's very evidently the brains of the organization, in spite of the fact that
- 21:52he probably is working only for what he can get of that fund that the
- 21:57Germans have raised. I understand that at sixteen million dollars, and that's enough
- 22:04to tempt better men than Cheney. Now go to it, and remember you've
- 22:11got to work fast. Disappointed, chagrined by the air of finality with which
- 22:18the receiver at the Washington end of the line was hung up, Randal wandered
- 22:22out of the New York office with a scowl on his face and deep lines
- 22:27of thought between his eyes. If he hadn't been raised in the school which
- 22:33holds that a man's only irretrievable mistake is to quit under fire, he'd have
- 22:40thrown up his job right there and let some one else tackle the work of
- 22:44landing the Count. But he had to admit that the Chief was right.
- 22:48And besides, there was every reason to suppose that grave issues hung in the
- 22:55balance. The invasion of Canada meant the overthrow of a American neutrality, the
- 23:02failure of the plans which the President and the State Department had so carefully laid
- 23:07Cheney was the crux of the whole situation. Once held on a charge that
- 23:14could be proved in court, the plot would fall through for want of a
- 23:18capable leader. For the operative had learned enough during his hour in the cloakroom
- 23:23to know that the Count was the mainspring of the whole movement. Despite the
- 23:27fact that he undoubtedly expected to reap a rich financial harvest for himself, selecting
- 23:36a seat on the top of a fifth Avenue bus, Randall resigned himself to
- 23:41a consideration of the problem. The whole thing he figured simmers down to Cheney
- 23:48himself in its ramifications. Of course, it's a question of peace or war,
- 23:55But in reality it's a matter of landing a crook by lagitimate means I
- 24:02can't plan a gun on him like they did on Heilman, and there's mighty
- 24:07little chance of connecting him with a branch Field case or the Van Yusen Emeralds.
- 24:11At this late date, his conduct around town has certainly been blameless enough,
- 24:19not even any women to speak of. Wait a minute, though,
- 24:23there were two, the blonde from the Knickerbocker and that red haired dame.
- 24:30He's still chasing around with the blonde. But what's become of miss redhead?
- 24:37This train of thought had possibilities. If the girl had been cast aside,
- 24:44it was probable that she would have no objection to telling what she knew,
- 24:48particularly as the color of her hair hinted at the possession of what the owner
- 24:53would call temperament while the rest of the world forgets to add the last syllable.
- 25:00It didn't take long to locate the owner of the Fiery tresses. A
- 25:06quick round up of the head waiters at the cafes which Cheney frequented. A
- 25:11taxi tripped to Washington Square and another to the section above Columbus Circle, and
- 25:18Randal found that the red haired beauty was known as Olga Brainerd, an artist's
- 25:23model whose face had appeared upon the cover of practically every popular publication in the
- 25:30country. She had been out of town for the past two months, he
- 25:34learned, but had just returned and had taken an apartment in a section of
- 25:40the city which indicated the possession of considerable capital. Miss Brainard, said Randal.
- 25:47When he was face to face with the Titian beauty in the drawing room
- 25:51of her suite, I came with a message from your friend Carl Cheney.
- 25:57Here, he paused and watched her expression very closely. As he had hoped,
- 26:04the girl was unable to master her feelings. Rage and hate wrote themselves
- 26:11large across her face, and her voice fairly snapped as she started to reply.
- 26:18Randall, however, interrupted her with a smile and the statement that's enough.
- 26:23I'm going to lay my cards face up on the table. I am
- 26:27a secret service operative seeking information about Cheney. Here is my badge, merely
- 26:34to prove that I'm telling the truth. We have reason to believe that the
- 26:40Count, as he is called, is mixed up with a pro German plot,
- 26:45which, if successful, would imperil the peace of the country. Can
- 26:49you tell us anything about him? Can? I echoed the girl the beast
- 26:56He promised to marry me more than two months ago and then got infatuated with
- 27:03some blonde shit of a chorus girl just because I lost my head and showed
- 27:08him a letter I had received, a letter warning me against him. He
- 27:14flew into a rage and threatened, well, never mind what he did say.
- 27:19The upshot of the affair was that he sent me out of town and
- 27:25gave me enough money to last me some time. But he'll pay for his
- 27:30insults. Have you the letter you received? Asked Randall, casually, as
- 27:36if it meant little to him whether the girl produced it or not. Yes,
- 27:41I kept it. Wait a moment and I'll get it for you.
- 27:47A few seconds later, she was back with a note written in a feminine
- 27:51hand a note which read, if you are wise, you will ask the
- 27:56man who calls himself Carl Cheney what he knows of Paul Weiss, of George
- 28:02Winters, and Oscar Stanley. You might also inquire what has become of Florence
- 28:07and Rose, signed Amelia Randall looked up with a puzzled expression. What's all
- 28:17this about, he inquired. Sounds like Greek to me, To me too,
- 28:23agreed the girl. But it was enough to make Carl purple with rage,
- 28:27and what's more, to separate him from several thousand dollars wis Winters and
- 28:36Stanley mused, Guy, those might easily be Cheney's former aliases, Florence,
- 28:44Rose and Amelia. I wonder, Come on, girl, we're going to
- 28:49take a ride down to City Hall. I've got a hunch. Late that
- 28:56afternoon, when Carl Cheney arrived at his hotel, he was surprised to find
- 29:00a young man awaiting him in his apartment, a man who appeared to be
- 29:06perfectly at ease, and who slipped over and locked the door once the Count
- 29:11was safely within the room. What does this mean, demanded Cheney. By
- 29:17what right it means? Snapped Randal that the game's up. Then, raising
- 29:25his voice, he called Missus Weiss, and a tall woman parted the curtains.
- 29:30At the other end of the room, Missus Winters and another woman entered
- 29:37Missus Stanley, and a third came in with his fingers still caressing the butt
- 29:44of the automatic which nestled in his coat pocket. Randal continued, Cheney,
- 29:49or whatever your real name is, there won't be any invasion of Canada.
- 29:55We know all about your plans. In fact, the arsenal on Houston Street
- 30:00is in possession of the police at this moment. It was a good idea,
- 30:06and undoubtedly you would have cleaned up on it were it not for the
- 30:10fact that I am under the far from painful necessity of arresting you on a
- 30:15charge of bigamy or would you call it trigger me? The records at City
- 30:21Hall gave you away after one of these ladies had been kind enough to provide
- 30:26us with a clue to the three aliases under which you conducted your matrimonial operations.
- 30:33Come on, count The Germans may need you worse than we do,
- 30:37but we happen to have you. End of chapter fifteen.