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149: Enter the Saxon · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 5: Kilowatts of power. What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 8: I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 9: I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 10: I'm Jay.
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  Speaker 11: I'm Lucy.
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  Speaker 9: And we're... Coming to you live via digital recording from
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  Speaker 9: a hotel room right now or at some sort of convention.
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  Speaker 12: We'd shower me nameless.
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  Speaker 13: Because they're jerks.
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  Speaker 12: Because they won't respond to anything we say.
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  Speaker 10: Anyway, we've decided to head out to the said convention and.
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  Speaker 13: Right now we're in Randy's room because Randy's awesome.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, Randy let us. Thank you, Randy.
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  Speaker 12: He let us take over his room. Actually, they were
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  Speaker 12: wandering off anyway. Otherwise, I would have made him tell
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  Speaker 12: his Geek Week stuff.
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  Speaker 13: Randy's the best. Lisa's awesome.
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  Speaker 12: Lisa is awesome as well. They're both pretty damn awesome,
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  Speaker 12: and they let us take over their room while they're
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  Speaker 12: not looking.
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  Speaker 13: And their food.
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  Speaker 12: And we're going to touch all their stuff while they're
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  Speaker 12: not looking. And I told them I'm going.
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  Speaker 10: To steal the light bulbs.
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  Speaker 13: And the sheets.
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  Speaker 10: Possibly the sheets, but it depends.
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  Speaker 13: You're going to lick all the jerky.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe. Maybe.
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  Speaker 12: But Jay already ate most of it, so it's okay.
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  Speaker 13: He already commandeered two bags. Big ass bags.
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  Speaker 5: So?
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  Speaker 13: Our house is going to smell like jerky. You are
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  Speaker 13: going to smell like jerky for the next month and
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  Speaker 13: a half.
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  Speaker 10: So what?
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  Speaker 14: All right.
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  Speaker 13: Randy's awesome. Lisa's awesome. They're both equally awesome.
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  Speaker 15: You guys are awesome.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, I just met them and I can already tell
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  Speaker 13: they're awesome.
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  Speaker 10: Can't argue with any of that. This episode brought to
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  Speaker 10: you by Randy and Lisa. We should just start commercials
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  Speaker 10: for them.
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  Speaker 15: They're the best.
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  Speaker 16: I don't like to pick favorites, but Randy and Lisa
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  Speaker 16: are my favorite listeners.
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  Speaker 10: I've told all the other listeners, and Randy actually himself
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  Speaker 10: has said it doesn't take much. Just a little effort
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  Speaker 10: and you can move right to the head of the pack.
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  Speaker 13: I don't think so. Randy's giving me stuff.
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  Speaker 10: That's what I'm saying. Randy's setting the bar kind of high.
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  Speaker 10: But in general, we've got a nice core group of
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  Speaker 10: the upper echelons of the Secret Circle.
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  Speaker 13: Randy gave me a Star Trek book. Until somebody out
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  Speaker 13: there can beat that, Randy's my favorite. Because it's a
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  Speaker 13: Star Trek book and it has pictures. A lot of pictures.
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  Speaker 10: We had someone else join the Secret Circle this past week, so...
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  Speaker 10: We're moving right along. We're getting our core group of
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  Speaker 10: hardcore fans together, so we appreciate all of them.
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  Speaker 13: We're up to, what, three now?
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  Speaker 10: A couple more. And then we will, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Three and a half.
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  Speaker 13: Leave that midget alone.
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  Speaker 10: Huh?
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  Speaker 4: Never mind.
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  Speaker 15: Does he live in our neighborhood?
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  Speaker 13: We have a midget in our neighborhood, too. This is
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  Speaker 13: quite the colorful neighborhood.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah, he's going to be my best friend, but he
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  Speaker 15: doesn't know it yet.
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  Speaker 13: You and fake Thelvin and the midget are going to
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  Speaker 13: have card game Tuesdays.
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  Speaker 15: Hell yeah!
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  Speaker 10: Sorry.
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  Speaker 15: I'm going to play poker as soon as I learn
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  Speaker 15: how to play.
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  Speaker 13: I think Goldman can teach you.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, he can.
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  Speaker 13: I bet he knows.
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  Speaker 15: He probably does.
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  Speaker 16: Secret Circle, they're awesome. Who was our newest, most awesomest member?
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  Speaker 10: He just hadn't officially taken over as a member. He'd
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  Speaker 10: already been in the circle as far as I was concerned.
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  Speaker 10: Who is it? James.
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  Speaker 13: James who?
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  Speaker 10: I'm not outing him on this show.
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  Speaker 13: I don't know if he had another name.
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  Speaker 10: He used to be Eskimo.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, you can just tell me that because I'm more
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  Speaker 13: familiar with that. He's awesome.
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  Speaker 10: He is awesome and he's always kind of been in
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  Speaker 10: the circle, but I think he just didn't know of
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  Speaker 10: the new facet of the circle. So he can get
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  Speaker 10: fabulous photos of My dog's napping or whatever happens.
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  Speaker 13: Winchester at Graceland?
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  Speaker 10: Winchester at Graceland. There you go. There's a new one.
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  Speaker 10: Have you taken your Winchester shots here? Did you get
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  Speaker 10: him with, like, Alex Winter? You should have just gotten
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  Speaker 10: shots of Winchester with everybody.
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  Speaker 13: He's in my purse. You can see him. The way
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  Speaker 13: I'm standing, it looks like I have to pee.
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  Speaker 10: Maybe you did. Maybe you did.
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  Speaker 16: Do you need to get pictures of Winchester, like, raiding
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  Speaker 16: Randy's food over there?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 13: What the hell? I've got to ask, what the fuck
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  Speaker 13: is that sitting over there?
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  Speaker 12: This thing?
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  Speaker 13: Yes, that thing.
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  Speaker 10: They're kiwis.
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  Speaker 13: Is that a kiwi?
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  Speaker 12: It's a kiwi.
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  Speaker 13: Are you sure?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 17: Okay.
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  Speaker 13: Do I need a picture of Winchester with some kiwi?
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  Speaker 15: I don't think Winchester likes kiwis.
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  Speaker 13: You don't know what Winchester likes.
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  Speaker 15: He's a fucking werewolf. He doesn't like kiwis.
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  Speaker 13: You don't know? Why can't werewolves like fucking kiwis?
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  Speaker 15: I don't know. Because they're fuzzy.
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  Speaker 13: So are werewolves.
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  Speaker 15: Doesn't mean they want to eat other werewolves.
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  Speaker 5: You don't know.
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  Speaker 13: Cannibals.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 15: James is awesome. Why am I talking about this?
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  Speaker 10: Because you've met her before.
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  Speaker 15: I know. These are the conversations that go on in
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  Speaker 15: our house.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah. No doubt about that.
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  Speaker 13: You don't know what Winchester likes. You don't know Winchester.
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  Speaker 15: I don't.
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  Speaker 10: I really don't.
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  Speaker 13: You're sitting by Winchester. He's on the other side of you.
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  Speaker 10: He might attack. Be careful.
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  Speaker 13: I'm totally in bed with a mirror wall.
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  Speaker 10: That's pretty awesome. He's not wearing any pants either.
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  Speaker 15: I thought you were going to make him some pants.
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  Speaker 15: I was going to make him some pants, but I
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  Speaker 15: haven't yet.
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  Speaker 13: What are the origins of, I don't know anything about.
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  Speaker 13: He came from Walmart.
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  Speaker 15: He's just pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 13: He's one pissed off looking werewolf, and I love him.
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  Speaker 15: It's like, it's during Halloween, they had all the, they had,
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  Speaker 15: what did they have, werewolf? They had the mummy, Frankenstein.
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  Speaker 13: Dracula.
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  Speaker 10: They didn't have a Dracula, they had a witch.
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  Speaker 15: Witch, but they all looked too happy. They were just.
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  Speaker 13: Like, hee hee.
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  Speaker 15: And then you get to Winchester and he just.
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  Speaker 13: Looks fucking angry. I'm not seeing teeth. Pull his head
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  Speaker 13: up a little bit.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, he's pissed.
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  Speaker 13: He's not happy. The evil slant of his eye. Okay,
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  Speaker 13: that's kind of fantastic.
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  Speaker 18: How long has Winchester been with you?
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  Speaker 13: Before Halloween.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, so he's new.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, I just got him. We watch Supernatural together.
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  Speaker 15: That's your Supernatural buddy.
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  Speaker 13: That's why his name's Winchester.
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  Speaker 16: Because their name on there is Sam and Dean Winchester.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, go ahead. This is awesome.
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  Speaker 18: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 10: We'll definitely have to put a Winchester photo in there
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  Speaker 10: for the Secret Circle. So if you yourself haven't joined
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  Speaker 10: the Secret Circle... It's not even like it costs anything.
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  Speaker 10: Just email us, for God's sakes. You Facebook peoples, of
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  Speaker 10: which there are many now, so we have a lot
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  Speaker 10: of friends. We just need them to all, you know,
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  Speaker 10: be in our secret circle. Forward the link on this.
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  Speaker 10: It's pretty much all you gotta do, damn it. It
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  Speaker 10: doesn't cost anything.
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  Speaker 2: Alright, so.
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  Speaker 10: What's free?
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  Speaker 13: What's better than free, you fuckers?
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  Speaker 16: Come on.
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  Speaker 10: Nothing better than free. On that note, yeah, go ahead
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  Speaker 10: and email us on the Twitters and the Facebook and
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  Speaker 10: let us know you want to be part of the
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  Speaker 10: secret circle. All right, with that, we have not done
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  Speaker 10: a buzz in quite a while.
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  Speaker 13: What is the buzz? What is it happening?
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  Speaker 10: I think it's time for What's the Buzz? A few
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  Speaker 10: of these I had to write down, and we're working
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  Speaker 10: on very limited resources here. I had to use a
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  Speaker 10: pencil and a piece of paper.
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  Speaker 13: Pencil?
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  Speaker 10: There's not even internet involved in this process right now.
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  Speaker 10: It's crazy. crazy yeah where is your laptop it's barely
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  Speaker 10: functional send more funds what needs to be upgraded send
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  Speaker 10: more funds so.
• 8:56
  Speaker 15: Downloading that porn send more funds well yeah that's what
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  Speaker 15: laptops are for right.
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  Speaker 10: So yeah with that um it wouldn't matter i wouldn't
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  Speaker 10: drug it all the way over here anyway so i hate.
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  Speaker 13: Pencils i just want you to know I hate the
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  Speaker 13: sound they make.
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  Speaker 10: It's mechanical.
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  Speaker 13: It's even more awesome. I hate the sound of lead
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  Speaker 13: on paper. It's like fingernails on a chalkboard.
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  Speaker 10: I don't need a hobby. I got my hatred.
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  Speaker 5: It's okay.
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  Speaker 13: Ah, stop it.
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  Speaker 15: That's fine.
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  Speaker 10: It sounds like it.
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  Speaker 13: Unless the eraser sound.
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  Speaker 14: It's okay.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, pencil and paper.
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  Speaker 10: So with that, I saw a few today, one of
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  Speaker 10: which in particular I figured you... Misty, if no one
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  Speaker 10: else need to comment on it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 10: So, have you seen that they have now narrowed down
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  Speaker 10: their villain for the new Star Trek 2? I did.
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  Speaker 13: It's Poopface, isn't.
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  Speaker 16: It?
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  Speaker 18: Who?
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  Speaker 15: Casper?
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  Speaker 10: Only hardcore listeners of our show will know why you
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  Speaker 10: just said that.
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  Speaker 15: Oh, Del Toro?
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  Speaker 5: Yes!
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  Speaker 10: Benicio Del Toro has been chosen as the villain in
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  Speaker 10: the new Star Trek movie.
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  Speaker 13: Wait, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 10: All right, we're going to flash back to him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 10: hold on. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 19: I just love that that's your poop face impersonation poop
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  Speaker 19: face not my poop face that you.
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  Speaker 13: Somehow equate that with it.
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  Speaker 10: Just looks like he's gotta go poop really bad.
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  Speaker 18: He's doing her interpretation of Benicio del Toro it was
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  Speaker 18: a really good impression.
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  Speaker 13: You gotta look up at the same time you gotta
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  Speaker 13: like slowly That's actually kind of uncanny. It's funny.
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  Speaker 10: Everybody thinks you're pretty good at that, I have to say.
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  Speaker 10: Everybody goes in kind of leery, and they're just.
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  Speaker 14: Like, no, no, damn.
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  Speaker 13: It delivers. All right.
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  Speaker 15: And she nailed it.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: Still half up.
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  Speaker 15: Still landing.
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  Speaker 10: So, what are your thoughts on that other than your impersonation?
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  Speaker 5: I don't like it.
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  Speaker 13: He's going to make poop face all through Star Trek.
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  Speaker 13: He's going to distract from Chris Pine being hot.
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  Speaker 10: He's done many, many other good performances before he learned
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  Speaker 10: that face.
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  Speaker 13: If he's going to flip it for real. Because if
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  Speaker 13: he tries to flip Chris Pine for real.
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  Speaker 10: That would be awesome, actually. He's looking at her. She's
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  Speaker 10: got the cool thing in her ear. Can you hear
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  Speaker 10: me in the back? Can you hear me in the back?
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  Speaker 1: Flippy.
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  Speaker 10: I don't fuck that. Flippy Buri.
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  Speaker 13: That's a fucking thing.
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  Speaker 1: God.
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  Speaker 13: I love him in that movie. But he makes poop
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  Speaker 13: face in that movie, too.
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  Speaker 10: Well, maybe that's because he needs somebody's finger in his asshole.
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  Speaker 13: If we're doing Usual Suspects, damn it.
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  Speaker 10: What is it? Tuesday night? All right. That's usual suspects,
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  Speaker 10: damn it. All right, so you don't like this idea?
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  Speaker 10: Is that what you're saying?
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  Speaker 13: I don't think I like it one bit.
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  Speaker 10: They have not named who he's supposed to be. He's
• 11:48
  Speaker 10: going to be Khan.
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  Speaker 15: You know he is.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: So, I mean, really, they've gone to the trouble of
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  Speaker 10: also casting another Latino actor or of some sort of
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  Speaker 10: Latino origin. So, yeah, it is odd that they just randomly,
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  Speaker 10: I mean, in a town that casts.
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  Speaker 15: George Lopez?
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  Speaker 13: I hate George Lopez.
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  Speaker 10: In a town that casts nothing but white people, that
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  Speaker 10: they would bother to cast the villain in part two
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  Speaker 10: as someone who could also be of sort of that same.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm really not happy with Benicio Del Toro anymore.
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  Speaker 8: He's getting old, and he needs to go make a
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  Speaker 8: poop face. And he's constipated. Do you think that's the problem?
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  Speaker 10: I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 13: Maybe he should get a big poop out. Maybe he'd
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  Speaker 13: feel better and he'd quit making that face.
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  Speaker 10: Do you have any non-biological function comments about this casting?
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  Speaker 18: I saw an interview, I think it was with Allie Larder,
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  Speaker 18: and she told this great Benicio Del Toro story, and
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  Speaker 18: that's the only story, that's the thing that pops into
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  Speaker 18: my mind whenever anybody says his name. But she was
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  Speaker 18: just talking about how when she moved out to Los
• 12:52
  Speaker 18: Angeles the first time, she was, like, in this hotel,
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  Speaker 18: and she was at the bar, and I guess he
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  Speaker 18: was just an unusual suspect, and so he was having
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  Speaker 18: his moment, and he was sort of famous, and he
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  Speaker 18: just walked up and put his room key down in
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  Speaker 18: front of her and said, here you go, and walked away,
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  Speaker 18: because she was just supposed to take it and go
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  Speaker 18: on upstairs.
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  Speaker 12: And she did.
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  Speaker 18: I think if she had, she wouldn't have told the
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  Speaker 18: story on Jalen or wherever it was. I like it
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  Speaker 18: when people tell stories they're not supposed to tell, though,
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  Speaker 18: like really publicly.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, but you know, you really just change the end
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  Speaker 10: to make yourself look good. Yeah, so I walked right
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  Speaker 10: out of there.
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  Speaker 13: I tell stories like that all the time.
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  Speaker 18: So yeah, that's all that hops into my brain when
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  Speaker 18: you said that, and that's disturbing. I don't know.
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  Speaker 10: At one point, he was actually a very good actor.
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  Speaker 10: I'd like to see him return to that.
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  Speaker 13: He's been a good actor twice, right? The other time.
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  Speaker 13: He was good in Snatch.
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  Speaker 10: He was great in Traffic.
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  Speaker 13: I'm also thinking Excess Baggage.
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  Speaker 10: Sadly, I was just thinking, what's that?
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  Speaker 13: It's called Excess Baggage. It's got Alicia Silverstone in it.
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  Speaker 15: It sure does.
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  Speaker 10: I love that movie.
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  Speaker 20: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 18: I'm pretty sure he just was in that movie because
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  Speaker 18: she was hot. That's when he should have been looking
• 14:00
  Speaker 18: for good roles and sort of parlaying usual suspects into
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  Speaker 18: something profound.
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  Speaker 10: I think there was a room key involved in it.
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  Speaker 15: Maybe that was his downfall, too many room keys. People
• 14:09
  Speaker 15: were like, dude, don't.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, no.
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  Speaker 15: Stop it.
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  Speaker 16: My cousin was so in love with Alicia Silverstone, I
• 14:14
  Speaker 16: had to watch the Aerosmith movie. crying and crazy videos
• 14:19
  Speaker 16: repeatedly over and over.
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  Speaker 10: And over crazier amazing.
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  Speaker 16: All three of them actually crazy crying and there's three
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  Speaker 16: videos crazy crying and amazing crazy was first no crying
• 14:35
  Speaker 16: was first it had steven dorf in it which is
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  Speaker 16: the one.
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  Speaker 18: With the london brother Wasn't there a London Brother in
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  Speaker 18: one of them? Did I just make up an Aerosmith
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  Speaker 18: video in my head? With a London Brother?
• 14:45
  Speaker 10: You can find better things to do with your brain
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  Speaker 10: than make up Aerosmith videos.
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  Speaker 13: It's crying, amazing, and then crazy.
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  Speaker 18: Right?
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  Speaker 15: I don't know.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah, crazy was the last one they did. That was
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  Speaker 16: when they had Liv Tyler in the fucking tractor. And
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  Speaker 16: they spelled that crazy in the fucking corn. I don't
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  Speaker 16: know what I'm talking about. Jesus fucking Christ.
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  Speaker 10: I don't doubt your knowledge of Aerosmith.
• 15:06
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm not going to challenge you on this.
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 15:09
  Speaker 10: Oh, okay.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, Lord.
• 15:10
  Speaker 13: Boyfriend's about ready to crash. He's going to need coffee
• 15:14
  Speaker 13: on the way home.
• 15:15
  Speaker 15: I'm going to have a two-hour drive ahead of me, too.
• 15:19
  Speaker 10: All right, then let's escape from Inicio. So did you
• 15:22
  Speaker 10: hear the, this was actually last week, they cast, or
• 15:26
  Speaker 10: are working on, potentially, Jennifer Lopez starring in Where in
• 15:30
  Speaker 10: the World is Carmen Sandiego?
• 15:32
  Speaker 15: Okay, there's a movie I don't care about seeing.
• 15:35
  Speaker 13: It's just going to be too easy to spot. They
• 15:37
  Speaker 13: just didn't look for a big old ass.
• 15:38
  Speaker 10: I was waiting for it. I was like, all right,
• 15:41
  Speaker 10: where in the world is her giant Lopez ass?
• 15:44
  Speaker 13: That red coat can't hide that shit.
• 15:45
  Speaker 20: No, no.
• 15:46
  Speaker 15: I didn't even care about the TV show.
• 15:49
  Speaker 10: I don't think kids did either.
• 15:50
  Speaker 15: No, they didn't.
• 15:51
  Speaker 10: Kids are smart. They can go, this is educational. You're
• 15:53
  Speaker 10: not tricking me.
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:55
  Speaker 15: That's what my kid, I tried to pawn her off a,
• 15:57
  Speaker 15: what was it, a DS math game. And she was like,
• 16:00
  Speaker 15: this is the worst game ever. I was like, you
• 16:02
  Speaker 15: haven't even played it. She goes, it's got math in it.
• 16:04
  Speaker 15: And I was like, You got a point.
• 16:07
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you're right.
• 16:09
  Speaker 17: Damn it.
• 16:10
  Speaker 10: So that one actually didn't surprise me. At least there
• 16:13
  Speaker 10: was some sort of plot in that. I mean, they
• 16:15
  Speaker 10: did make a whole animated series out of it. It
• 16:17
  Speaker 10: had some sort of storyline to it. This week, MGM
• 16:22
  Speaker 10: announced they are obtaining the rights to a live-action Where's
• 16:26
  Speaker 10: Waldo movie.
• 16:27
  Speaker 15: Oh, yeah, there's another one we need.
• 16:28
  Speaker 13: Is that going to be starring Shia LaBeouf?
• 16:31
  Speaker 10: In a red and white straight pad.
• 16:33
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 16:33
  Speaker 13: I don't know if I can picture doing that.
• 16:36
  Speaker 21: Oh, God.
• 16:37
  Speaker 13: David Tennant. Which is weird, because I like David Tennant.
• 16:40
  Speaker 13: But I can picture him wearing that.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: What? What?
• 16:44
  Speaker 13: What? You're looking at me like I said something wrong.
• 16:47
  Speaker 10: No, I'm just.
• 16:48
  Speaker 15: I don't know.
• 16:49
  Speaker 10: I'm more upset about Where's Waldo as a movie. I just.
• 16:53
  Speaker 15: How do you make a movie about it?
• 16:54
  Speaker 10: That's what I'm saying. Like, at least there's a storyline.
• 16:56
  Speaker 15: Is there just a bunch of people and then you're
• 16:59
  Speaker 15: in the theater and you're like.
• 17:00
  Speaker 10: I see it! You just sit there for two hours
• 17:02
  Speaker 10: and go, no, no. Oh, there's a red and white.
• 17:04
  Speaker 15: Oh, no.
• 17:05
  Speaker 10: Damn it. They always put those other red and white
• 17:07
  Speaker 10: things in there.
• 17:07
  Speaker 13: It's really off.
• 17:08
  Speaker 15: That's a barber pole.
• 17:09
  Speaker 10: Son of a bitch. Is this a whole movie? A
• 17:14
  Speaker 10: beach ball. So, yeah, I just, that was so ridiculous.
• 17:18
  Speaker 10: I was like, yeah, we need to.
• 17:20
  Speaker 15: Well, they made a movie about Rock'em Sock'em Robots.
• 17:23
  Speaker 10: Why not Waldo? And it was a heartwarming tale from
• 17:26
  Speaker 10: what I hear.
• 17:26
  Speaker 13: What movie about Rock'em Sock'em Robots?
• 17:28
  Speaker 10: Real Steel.
• 17:30
  Speaker 13: That was based on a Twilight Zone episode.
• 17:32
  Speaker 10: Oh, was it? Still Rock'em Sock'em Robots. It was a
• 17:35
  Speaker 10: Twilight Zone.
• 17:35
  Speaker 13: Episode called Steel, and the episode wasn't bad. It was
• 17:39
  Speaker 13: a Twilight Zone.
• 17:40
  Speaker 10: Was it written by Richard Matheson?
• 17:41
  Speaker 13: I don't remember.
• 17:42
  Speaker 10: We'll get to him next week. Okay, so, yeah, any
• 17:46
  Speaker 10: final thoughts on Waldo?
• 17:47
  Speaker 15: Fuck that movie.
• 17:48
  Speaker 13: I'm not going to watch it. I hate Shia LaBeouf.
• 17:53
  Speaker 15: I'm not going to pay money to go see that movie.
• 17:57
  Speaker 13: I think it could be great.
• 18:01
  Speaker 10: You're just being a contrarian.
• 18:03
  Speaker 13: I'm just being the contrarian.
• 18:06
  Speaker 10: Well, this one sounded like it was going to be
• 18:08
  Speaker 10: a horrible idea, then I kind of changed my mind.
• 18:11
  Speaker 10: Once again, our friends at MGM are in negotiations to
• 18:15
  Speaker 10: get the rights to Killer Pizza, a novel by Greg Taylor.
• 18:20
  Speaker 15: You know, with a name like that, I could get
• 18:21
  Speaker 15: behind that.
• 18:22
  Speaker 10: That was the thing. Then I read the synopsis about
• 18:25
  Speaker 10: a 14-year-old boy who gets a summer job at a
• 18:28
  Speaker 10: pizza place that's actually a front for a monster hunting enterprise.
• 18:34
  Speaker 15: Sounds kind of cool.
• 18:35
  Speaker 10: I'm already like, okay, this could be cool.
• 18:37
  Speaker 15: This is like Monster Squad, teenage years.
• 18:39
  Speaker 10: Which they need to update, obviously. It's been more than
• 18:43
  Speaker 10: five minutes and they haven't done a remake yet.
• 18:44
  Speaker 15: I love that movie. That movie's awesome.
• 18:46
  Speaker 10: So, yeah, Chris Columbus is set as producer, but directing
• 18:50
  Speaker 10: is likely to be Adam Green. Which I thought, actually,
• 18:55
  Speaker 10: giving Adam Green something called Killer Pizza?
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:59
  Speaker 10: Could be okay, actually.
• 19:00
  Speaker 13: Who's Adam Green?
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Hatchet.
• 19:01
  Speaker 10: Hatchet 2.
• 19:02
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I love the first one. I haven't seen the
• 19:04
  Speaker 13: second one yet, though.
• 19:05
  Speaker 10: I think he's gotten a little better as time's gone on.
• 19:07
  Speaker 15: I have no comments.
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 19:10
  Speaker 10: I think giving Adam Green that property... Well.
• 19:12
  Speaker 15: No, I don't know enough about Adam Green, so I
• 19:14
  Speaker 15: can't really comment on it.
• 19:15
  Speaker 13: It's never stopped me before.
• 19:16
  Speaker 10: He's made another movie, but you'll just complain about that one.
• 19:19
  Speaker 15: Which one is it?
• 19:20
  Speaker 10: He also did Frozen. Oh, fuck that movie. I think
• 19:24
  Speaker 10: that's a good movie. They make ridiculous decisions along the way,
• 19:27
  Speaker 10: but I think it's better made than Hatchet, actually.
• 19:30
  Speaker 13: I liked Hatchet better. Hatchet was more fun.
• 19:32
  Speaker 10: Hatchet was fun, but it wasn't really.
• 19:34
  Speaker 13: I don't know.
• 19:35
  Speaker 10: I had issues with the killer. I think a lot
• 19:37
  Speaker 10: of that stuff was kind of just dragging out the
• 19:41
  Speaker 10: same shit we've seen a million times in the 80s,
• 19:44
  Speaker 10: where at least Frozen was a ridiculously interesting idea, and
• 19:48
  Speaker 10: it automatically made people start talking about it and screaming
• 19:51
  Speaker 10: at the TV, and there's something to that. I mean,
• 19:53
  Speaker 10: the fact that any movie can do that, I don't know.
• 19:57
  Speaker 15: Make you angry?
• 19:58
  Speaker 10: Not just angry, but it also makes you go, no,
• 20:00
  Speaker 10: that's not what I do. Here's what I do. Like,
• 20:02
  Speaker 10: everybody has their take on what they would do and
• 20:05
  Speaker 10: how they would, you know.
• 20:06
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 20:07
  Speaker 10: Any movie that can make you question... What you would
• 20:10
  Speaker 10: do in that situation, I think, is an interesting movie.
• 20:13
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 20:13
  Speaker 10: What is the premise?
• 20:14
  Speaker 13: I'm actually not familiar with Frozen.
• 20:16
  Speaker 10: Frozen, they go up to a ski slope, and they
• 20:19
  Speaker 10: get stuck midway through on the ski lift.
• 20:21
  Speaker 13: It's the very end of the day.
• 20:22
  Speaker 10: And it's the end of the day, and everybody goes home,
• 20:24
  Speaker 10: and they turn out the lights, and it's a holiday weekend,
• 20:26
  Speaker 10: and they won't be back for, what, three days or
• 20:29
  Speaker 10: a week or something?
• 20:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 20:30
  Speaker 10: And they're stuck there.
• 20:32
  Speaker 13: Wow. In the icy cold.
• 20:34
  Speaker 10: I mean right there already you're like okay I kind
• 20:37
  Speaker 10: of want to see this movie I mean it leaves
• 20:39
  Speaker 10: you even if you don't like what they do along
• 20:41
  Speaker 10: the way I think that one was a more impressive
• 20:44
  Speaker 10: movie Hatchet was just another slasher it was fun I
• 20:48
  Speaker 10: like the comedy in Hatchet I didn't really think the
• 20:50
  Speaker 10: slasher was anything original but I.
• 20:53
  Speaker 19: Don't know some of the deaths were pretty fun they
• 20:55
  Speaker 19: were fun yeah again it was fun I liked it
• 20:58
  Speaker 19: I enjoyed the movie I just didn't think it was
• 21:00
  Speaker 19: as promising as Frozen Frozen was actually kind of well
• 21:03
  Speaker 19: put together so I don't know.
• 21:06
  Speaker 13: In Hatchet, you see Harmony from Buffy's Boys.
• 21:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, well, that kind of disturbed me, actually. It did
• 21:11
  Speaker 10: a little bit.
• 21:12
  Speaker 16: I didn't.
• 21:12
  Speaker 10: I don't think I was ready to see those. And
• 21:14
  Speaker 10: then I saw them, and I was like, I really
• 21:16
  Speaker 10: don't need to see them.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:17
  Speaker 10: Please put your shirt back on.
• 21:18
  Speaker 15: Which one was Harmony?
• 21:20
  Speaker 13: Harmony.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: Harmony.
• 21:21
  Speaker 13: Oh, my good God.
• 21:22
  Speaker 15: All right, you know what?
• 21:23
  Speaker 16: Harmony was Cordelia's friend.
• 21:26
  Speaker 14: Harmony.
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: Blonde.
• 21:28
  Speaker 13: Turned into a vampire.
• 21:28
  Speaker 15: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. She was with Spike
• 21:31
  Speaker 15: for a while.
• 21:31
  Speaker 13: Called him Blondie Bear.
• 21:32
  Speaker 15: Yeah, that's right. Okay, I can't remember now.
• 21:36
  Speaker 10: Oh, I don't know. Killer Pizza. The jury's still out
• 21:39
  Speaker 10: on that one. It's got more potential.
• 21:41
  Speaker 13: It might not suck.
• 21:41
  Speaker 10: It's got more potential than a lot of this stuff.
• 21:43
  Speaker 13: I don't know.
• 21:43
  Speaker 15: The name, like, Killer Pizza, I'd probably watch that.
• 21:46
  Speaker 10: That's what I'm thinking. It's kind of like, you know.
• 21:48
  Speaker 13: Would you pay to see it, or would you wait
• 21:50
  Speaker 13: until it's on television?
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, fuck.
• 21:51
  Speaker 15: I don't pay for anything. You know what, right?
• 21:54
  Speaker 10: Maybe they're just going to make it a sequel to
• 21:57
  Speaker 10: Mystic Pizza.
• 21:59
  Speaker 13: That would be horrible. Or like an Attack of the
• 22:00
  Speaker 13: Killer Tomatoes Mystic. Pizza hybrid.
• 22:03
  Speaker 16: Yes.
• 22:04
  Speaker 15: Starring Pizza the Hut.
• 22:05
  Speaker 10: We can jam all these together.
• 22:07
  Speaker 16: You know, you're saying all this, they're going to steal it.
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: Oh, damn.
• 22:11
  Speaker 10: We come up with the best ideas, don't we?
• 22:13
  Speaker 13: I just want Annabeth Gish back.
• 22:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah, she's pretty damn awesome. Happened to her career. She
• 22:19
  Speaker 10: did the X-Files and it killed it. Who?
• 22:21
  Speaker 13: Annabeth Gish.
• 22:22
  Speaker 15: I don't know who that is.
• 22:24
  Speaker 13: You're not missing much.
• 22:25
  Speaker 16: Ouch.
• 22:25
  Speaker 10: I like Annabeth Gish.
• 22:26
  Speaker 15: This is not comfortable.
• 22:29
  Speaker 10: All right, so the other one here... I don't know
• 22:32
  Speaker 10: what to think about this. Speaking of slashers, this one
• 22:35
  Speaker 10: is the remake of Maniac. They have cast the lead
• 22:41
  Speaker 10: role as the serial killer Zito in the remake of
• 22:44
  Speaker 10: the 1980s slasher Maniac. Would you like to know who
• 22:48
  Speaker 10: it is? Would you like to take a guess who
• 22:50
  Speaker 10: it is?
• 22:50
  Speaker 13: I know who it is. I forgot already.
• 22:52
  Speaker 10: Well, it's not.
• 22:54
  Speaker 13: Not Shia LaBeouf.
• 22:54
  Speaker 10: Shia LaBeouf, your favorite guy.
• 22:56
  Speaker 15: Seth Rogen.
• 22:58
  Speaker 13: I could think of it, but it would take me
• 22:59
  Speaker 13: a while. I don't have that much time.
• 23:01
  Speaker 10: I like this person, but I question the judgment on
• 23:04
  Speaker 10: this one. They have cast Elijah Wood.
• 23:06
  Speaker 13: There we go. That's what it was.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 23:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah. That's a puzzler. That's odd.
• 23:12
  Speaker 15: It could work. It could either be really good or
• 23:15
  Speaker 15: really bad. Robin Williams is a serial killer.
• 23:19
  Speaker 10: What they said about what they had the most problem
• 23:21
  Speaker 10: with in the story was the fact that the lead
• 23:23
  Speaker 10: in that one is like a 40-something overweight Italian guy,
• 23:28
  Speaker 10: none of which really fits him. So I was just like, Okay,
• 23:31
  Speaker 10: from that angle, but if they're going to do something
• 23:34
  Speaker 10: totally original with it, I have to say, I've had
• 23:38
  Speaker 10: him surprise me in that area before, in Sin City.
• 23:41
  Speaker 15: Yeah, he was good in Sin City.
• 23:42
  Speaker 10: He was fucking hardcore.
• 23:43
  Speaker 13: I don't want him to surprise me in any area.
• 23:45
  Speaker 15: He was a cold-blooded killer in Sin City, and I
• 23:48
  Speaker 15: bought it.
• 23:48
  Speaker 10: Really creepy, and it fit sort of his weird, you know,
• 23:53
  Speaker 10: he has the personality that doesn't seem like it would
• 23:55
  Speaker 10: be that, so it kind of is a good cover,
• 23:56
  Speaker 10: so I think it could go okay. If they just
• 24:01
  Speaker 10: decide to do something entirely different with it, if they
• 24:04
  Speaker 10: put their own spin on it and do something original,
• 24:07
  Speaker 10: if they just try to do a straight remake and
• 24:10
  Speaker 10: put him in that role, I'm not so sure about that.
• 24:13
  Speaker 10: Ajah is the co-writer on it, but it's directed by,
• 24:16
  Speaker 10: I'm not even going to try to pronounce his last name,
• 24:18
  Speaker 10: but he is the director who brought us P2.
• 24:20
  Speaker 13: I haven't seen that one.
• 24:22
  Speaker 10: I've avoided that one, too. I haven't seen P1.
• 24:28
  Speaker 19: I don't know yeah I don't really know about P-Zero the.
• 24:31
  Speaker 17: Prequel negative one that only works on rain I'm sorry
• 24:35
  Speaker 17: basement basement what a dork so yeah I don't know
• 24:43
  Speaker 17: this again the fact that they're even doing a remake
• 24:46
  Speaker 17: of Maniac is probably going to piss people off casting
• 24:49
  Speaker 17: Elijah Wood probably will really piss people off.
• 24:51
  Speaker 16: I haven't seen it I have no attachment to it
• 24:53
  Speaker 16: thus far It's not the kind of thing I would
• 24:56
  Speaker 16: picture him even looking for, which is maybe why he's
• 24:58
  Speaker 16: doing it.
• 24:59
  Speaker 10: Maybe trying to branch out. I don't know.
• 25:02
  Speaker 13: Any other buzz?
• 25:04
  Speaker 10: I don't know. I can't look anything else up. Have
• 25:07
  Speaker 10: you heard anything interesting?
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: No.
• 25:09
  Speaker 10: In the interwebs?
• 25:10
  Speaker 16: No.
• 25:11
  Speaker 10: You're a nerd. You're on the computer a lot.
• 25:14
  Speaker 13: I usually just watch trailers, so I don't have any
• 25:16
  Speaker 13: new things.
• 25:17
  Speaker 10: Lucy, anything interesting?
• 25:18
  Speaker 13: I got nothing.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Damn it.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 25:21
  Speaker 22: Sorry.
• 25:22
  Speaker 13: Make something up.
• 25:23
  Speaker 10: We can start a rumor. Ooh, we do play that
• 25:26
  Speaker 10: game sometimes. Let's come up with a good one.
• 25:29
  Speaker 13: There was a rumor on the internet that 50 Cent died,
• 25:31
  Speaker 13: but that turned out to be fake.
• 25:33
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 25:33
  Speaker 16: That's not a very good one to start off with.
• 25:37
  Speaker 10: We can discuss. We're kind of in mourning for Heavy D.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: We are.
• 25:43
  Speaker 13: I didn't like Heavy D's he was.
• 25:45
  Speaker 15: Alright I guess they played a couple songs on the
• 25:47
  Speaker 15: radio and I was like that's Heavy.
• 25:49
  Speaker 13: D you're like I hate this song.
• 25:51
  Speaker 10: I don't like this song you can talk about your
• 25:54
  Speaker 10: favorite fucking hated that guy cartoon illustrator that passed on
• 25:58
  Speaker 10: this past.
• 25:58
  Speaker 20: Week I don't know the guy it could be an
• 26:01
  Speaker 20: okay guy whatever but if he's gonna fucking inflict the
• 26:04
  Speaker 20: family circus on the entire fucking generation not even a
• 26:08
  Speaker 20: generation the whole fucking.
• 26:10
  Speaker 10: Whoever a couple of generations unfortunately.
• 26:12
  Speaker 13: Family Circus guy died. Wait, Bill King died?
• 26:15
  Speaker 10: Bill King died.
• 26:16
  Speaker 13: He did. Sorry, were you a big fan of Family Circus?
• 26:18
  Speaker 13: You seemed like, the sound you made, it was like,
• 26:20
  Speaker 13: it was like you were a heartless.
• 26:22
  Speaker 10: She doesn't get excited at death the way that you
• 26:25
  Speaker 10: and I and the rest of the heartless bastards listening
• 26:27
  Speaker 10: at home do.
• 26:28
  Speaker 15: I don't know, maybe Family Circus just seemed like it
• 26:30
  Speaker 15: was always shoving its happy family down my throat.
• 26:34
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 26:35
  Speaker 14: I don't know.
• 26:36
  Speaker 15: Maybe, who knows. I just looked at it and I
• 26:39
  Speaker 15: was like, nobody's family's that fucking happy, okay? Fuck those kids.
• 26:44
  Speaker 15: Fuck that whole family. It just made me mad. I'm
• 26:47
  Speaker 15: not even sure why. It just did. I was angry
• 26:49
  Speaker 15: as a kid. As a kid?
• 26:51
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 26:53
  Speaker 15: I was angry most of my life.
• 26:55
  Speaker 10: What I think was bad was, and that's what I
• 26:57
  Speaker 10: was saying before, it's like he had five jokes. And
• 27:00
  Speaker 10: none of them were funny. They were marginally funny in
• 27:03
  Speaker 10: 1950 or whenever the hell he started. So and so
• 27:05
  Speaker 10: did it. So yeah, the not me joke, the here's
• 27:09
  Speaker 10: the track where Jeffy ran around. What are the other ones?
• 27:13
  Speaker 10: There's only like five jokes. He just kept like... Sort
• 27:16
  Speaker 10: of cycling them around and reworking them.
• 27:18
  Speaker 13: Just a little bit.
• 27:19
  Speaker 10: Not very much. I think that was mostly my problem
• 27:22
  Speaker 10: with families here. And the fact that it just went
• 27:25
  Speaker 10: on forever.
• 27:26
  Speaker 15: Oh, look, it's the same joke.
• 27:27
  Speaker 10: And the thing is, this still, like, even much like
• 27:30
  Speaker 10: a zombie, death won't stop him because his kid's been
• 27:33
  Speaker 10: doing it for years. So the strip's still going to
• 27:35
  Speaker 10: go on.
• 27:36
  Speaker 15: So I didn't understand why the parents didn't beat the
• 27:37
  Speaker 15: kids because they were aggravating them. Just beat the little bastards.
• 27:41
  Speaker 16: Please.
• 27:42
  Speaker 13: I think that's why I didn't like it because there
• 27:43
  Speaker 13: was kids. I generally don't like kids.
• 27:45
  Speaker 21: Yeah, see?
• 27:46
  Speaker 14: There you go.
• 27:46
  Speaker 13: Especially mutant, freakishly large-headed ones. I didn't like them one bit.
• 27:51
  Speaker 10: Kids, they're trouble.
• 27:53
  Speaker 13: Hydrophilic bastards. We should see. Do we have anything else
• 27:57
  Speaker 13: exciting to talk about? I watched the trailer for the
• 28:00
  Speaker 13: new Kristen... What's her face movie?
• 28:02
  Speaker 10: Kristen Stewart. Downy Face?
• 28:04
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I watched the trailer for her Snow White. Oh, God.
• 28:08
  Speaker 13: I didn't even know that was happening.
• 28:11
  Speaker 10: We talked about this one a long time ago. I
• 28:13
  Speaker 10: think we bitched about it.
• 28:13
  Speaker 15: Charlize Theron is the evil queen.
• 28:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm pretty sure we bitched about it on a community.
• 28:17
  Speaker 10: I would pick the evil.
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  Speaker 15: Queen over her any day.
• 28:20
  Speaker 10: Well, I think I've always said that about even the
• 28:24
  Speaker 10: animated one. I was like, Snow White's all right, but
• 28:26
  Speaker 10: evil queen's hot.
• 28:27
  Speaker 15: Evil queen's pretty evil.
• 28:29
  Speaker 10: I like evil. Evil queen's hot. Maybe not the old hag,
• 28:32
  Speaker 10: but when she's the evil queen, she's pretty freaking hot.
• 28:35
  Speaker 10: Just saying.
• 28:36
  Speaker 13: But yeah, why would you choose Downey Face over... I.
• 28:38
  Speaker 15: Think that's what my friend Brad said that too. He's like,
• 28:42
  Speaker 15: you're going to tell me that in this whole fucking universe,
• 28:45
  Speaker 15: somebody's going to choose her over Charlize. He goes, I
• 28:49
  Speaker 15: seriously doubt it.
• 28:51
  Speaker 10: There might be.
• 28:51
  Speaker 15: Somebody out there.
• 28:53
  Speaker 16: We should talk about the exciting and awesome trailer that
• 28:56
  Speaker 16: I posted on your Facebook.
• 28:58
  Speaker 15: Oh, goodness gracious.
• 28:59
  Speaker 10: As I said, when you posted it there, it's not,
• 29:02
  Speaker 10: are we going to watch it? It's, when are we
• 29:04
  Speaker 10: going to watch it? Go ahead.
• 29:06
  Speaker 13: Dude. Sand sharks. That's all that should need to be said.
• 29:12
  Speaker 15: It's sharks in the sand.
• 29:15
  Speaker 13: And they swim in the sand like it's water.
• 29:17
  Speaker 15: And they attack people.
• 29:19
  Speaker 13: And Brooke Hogan explains it.
• 29:21
  Speaker 15: Because she's a scientist.
• 29:22
  Speaker 13: Brooke Hogan's a scientist. And Corin Nemec in it. And
• 29:26
  Speaker 13: we all know how I feel about Corin Nemec.
• 29:29
  Speaker 15: He's a nerd.
• 29:30
  Speaker 13: He is.
• 29:31
  Speaker 15: He's in everything. He's got to stop everything.
• 29:34
  Speaker 16: Corin Nemec is fantastic. He's going to be in every
• 29:37
  Speaker 16: sci-fi original from here on out. Parker Lewis, you really
• 29:41
  Speaker 16: can't lose.
• 29:42
  Speaker 13: I love Parker Lewis and I love Corin Nemec.
• 29:48
  Speaker 21: Oh, wow.
• 29:49
  Speaker 13: Why isn't he at conventions?
• 29:50
  Speaker 10: I would think he would be.
• 29:51
  Speaker 15: Because he knew he'd get mobbed by you.
• 29:54
  Speaker 13: Dude, for serious. No, he's doing the supernatural. Parker Lewis!
• 29:58
  Speaker 15: I love you.
• 29:59
  Speaker 13: He's doing the supernatural convention. But you gotta pay like $ 70.
• 30:04
  Speaker 15: That's why, because he's doing Supernatural Convention.
• 30:07
  Speaker 16: But he still only pays $ 20 to get his autograph.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: Whatever.
• 30:12
  Speaker 13: Pornemic. It's all good. Dude, Sand Sharks looks awesome. I
• 30:17
  Speaker 13: don't care what you all say. You can give me
• 30:19
  Speaker 13: that look all you want.
• 30:19
  Speaker 12: It looks awesome.
• 30:20
  Speaker 13: It looks rowdy.
• 30:21
  Speaker 15: Is that the one that looks like most of the
• 30:22
  Speaker 15: cast is all porn stars?
• 30:24
  Speaker 13: Yeah. And they're running on the beach from the Sand Shark.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:28
  Speaker 15: Boobies everywhere.
• 30:29
  Speaker 13: Hells yes. The only way it could be better would
• 30:32
  Speaker 13: be if it was in 3D.
• 30:33
  Speaker 12: It is in 3D, isn't it?
• 30:34
  Speaker 13: No, it's not.
• 30:35
  Speaker 15: Well, what's in 3D that's coming up? I thought there
• 30:38
  Speaker 15: was another movie coming out that had sharks in it
• 30:40
  Speaker 15: that was in 3D.
• 30:40
  Speaker 10: What was the shark movie that was in 3D? Oh, yeah,
• 30:42
  Speaker 10: what was that one? I thought it already opened.
• 30:44
  Speaker 13: Shark Night?
• 30:45
  Speaker 10: I figured it already came and went.
• 30:46
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it did.
• 30:47
  Speaker 13: It's at the Donner Theater.
• 30:48
  Speaker 10: Like most movies, yeah. Well, I'm curious, 2D. I'm late
• 30:51
  Speaker 10: on shit. That looked awesome.
• 30:52
  Speaker 16: I wanted to see that, but I didn't. I'm a
• 30:54
  Speaker 16: sucker for 3D. I don't care if everybody thinks it's
• 30:57
  Speaker 16: played out and old. I love 3D. I think it's awesome,
• 31:00
  Speaker 16: and I will continue to waste my money going to
• 31:02
  Speaker 16: the theater and seeing it.
• 31:04
  Speaker 15: Underworld's coming out in 3D, and I want to see that.
• 31:07
  Speaker 15: That one looks good. I like Underworld.
• 31:10
  Speaker 13: Apparently there's an Avengers movie coming out in 3D.
• 31:13
  Speaker 14: Avengers?
• 31:14
  Speaker 13: Avengers.
• 31:15
  Speaker 10: Oh, Avengers.
• 31:16
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's like on to the heart valves now.
• 31:18
  Speaker 10: He directed the new Avengers movie, didn't he? It's going
• 31:20
  Speaker 10: to be a really weird movie.
• 31:21
  Speaker 13: I would love that. That's the rumor we need to start.
• 31:25
  Speaker 16: Yes.
• 31:26
  Speaker 10: Go ahead, tell that. They've bounced Joss out of the picture.
• 31:29
  Speaker 10: Bringing in Avengers. Pass that on.
• 31:34
  Speaker 15: Sounds great.
• 31:35
  Speaker 10: See what the internet does. We might break it. That
• 31:40
  Speaker 10: would be kind of interesting. With that, I think we
• 31:43
  Speaker 10: should take a break. We'll come back with more action-packed
• 31:46
  Speaker 10: fun from the unnamed convention.
• 31:49
  Speaker 13: And the bed looks very uncomfortable.
• 31:52
  Speaker 15: I'm not so sure it's the bed. I don't know.
• 31:55
  Speaker 13: The headboard's very uncomfortable. It's wood.
• 31:58
  Speaker 15: I'm just uncomfortable in general.
• 31:59
  Speaker 23: Just a still town girl on a Saturday night Looking
• 32:04
  Speaker 23: for the fight of her life In the.
• 32:08
  Speaker 22: Real-time world No one sees her at all They all
• 32:12
  Speaker 22: say she's crazy Locking rhythms to the beat of her
• 32:18
  Speaker 22: heart Changing woman into life She has danced into the
• 32:25
  Speaker 22: danger zone When the dancer becomes a dance.
• 32:32
  Speaker 13: It can cut you like a knife If the gift
• 32:37
  Speaker 13: becomes the fry I don't.
• 32:39
  Speaker 23: Know why a bitch went well and what it will
• 32:44
  Speaker 23: be She's a maniac, maniac.
• 32:49
  Speaker 10: On the floor.
• 32:52
  Speaker 23: And she's dancing like she's never danced before She's a maniac,
• 33:02
  Speaker 23: maniac on the floor. And she's dancing like she's never
• 33:11
  Speaker 23: danced before.
• 33:12
  Speaker 13: I know.
• 33:16
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• 33:20
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• 33:47
  Speaker 7: Three minutes before the next show starts.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: Roper, Williams, and Lee, the Deadly Three, penetrate the secret
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: chambers of an evil island empire.
• 34:01
  Speaker 15: What do you know about Hans?
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: He lives like a king on that island, totally self-sufficient.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: A fortress without walls, protected by an invincible army that
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: needs no ordinary weapons. This is Enter the Dragon, the
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: first martial arts film produced by a major Hollywood studio.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: John Saxon is Roper.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: He was in it for the money.
• 34:26
  Speaker 18: U.S.
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  Speaker 4: Karate champion Jim Kelly as Williams. He was there because
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: he had no choice. Black Belt Hall of Fame undisputed
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: martial arts champion and international film.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: Star Bruce Lee.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: His job was to get them out alive.
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: I'm hoping you'll join us, represent us in the United States.
• 34:48
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• 34:50
  Speaker 4: Roper, Williams, and Lee. Just when they think they've broken
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: the secret of the island, they find there is no
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: escape from the inscrutable Han. Warner Brothers presents Enter the Dragon.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: where the world's greatest martial arts athletes meet the ultimate
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• 35:18
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  Speaker 10: Going still wondering around Randy's room So, yeah, we recently
• 36:46
  Speaker 10: sat down and talked with John Saxon, which was pretty awesome,
• 36:50
  Speaker 10: was it not, Jay?
• 36:51
  Speaker 15: It was pretty damn awesome, yeah.
• 36:53
  Speaker 10: John Saxon was awesome.
• 36:54
  Speaker 15: I like John.
• 36:55
  Speaker 10: He's cool.
• 36:56
  Speaker 15: He's been in so many movies and so many TV shows,
• 36:58
  Speaker 15: and I don't know. It was cool to sit down
• 37:02
  Speaker 15: and talk to him.
• 37:03
  Speaker 10: He was pretty awesome. All right, so let's go to John,
• 37:06
  Speaker 10: and Jay and I will both be there this time.
• 37:09
  Speaker 21: We're here with John Saxton. Just wanted to, I guess,
• 37:12
  Speaker 21: start at the basics. I mean, I guess, how did
• 37:14
  Speaker 21: you get into movies?
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: I think I wanted to become an actor very, I
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: don't know, maybe by 13, 14. I think the first
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: time it happened was that somebody had some radio program,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: you know, sheets of paper and so on, and they
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: gave them to me. And I got the kids in
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: the neighborhood around where I lived in Brooklyn, and I said,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: you play this, I'll play this, and you play that.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: And I realized that I was playing much better than
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: most of them. So I started thinking about it. And
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: after I graduated.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: From high school in Brooklyn, I was.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: One day playing hooky, and not after, but during the
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: time I was going to school a guy came out
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: and said uh he gave me his card and it
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: was a a an agency that went to have pictures
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: taken not pictures but magazine stuff and articles and i
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: started doing that the moment i got out of high
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: school from that i started to go to um taking
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: acting classes at carnegie hall in new york and slowly
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: and slowly and then one day i.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Was um.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: In the park, in Central Park, and there was a
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: movie going on, and a guy came over to me
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: and said, okay, you won't be an extra. Then the
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: director came over and put me in the scene between
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: two of the actors in it. And that became something
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: that was.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Somehow got important. And the things that I was doing.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: Also brought about the company, which was McFadden Publications.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: They had like 10 different magazines going, and one was
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Modern Romance, another was Photo Play. And the editor of
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: the company called the agency I was with, and I thought, oh,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: this is great, because I had done a magazine, article
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: where I played a Puerto Rican gang fighter.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Who had been killed in a gang shootout.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: And I was laying in this terrific picture, I wish
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I still had it, of me laying by a trash can,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: bleeding with a girl next to me. And so I
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: went to the thing, and I thought, I'm going to
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: get another job. It was like $ 30 I was getting
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: for that. So a guy came out and said, do
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: you ever think of being an actor? I said, yeah,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: I go to acting school. And he said, wait here
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: for a minute. He called an agent in Hollywood. This
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: was a guy who conducted the magazine, the photo playing
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: magazine for Hollywood.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: And it was a big.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Party kind of situation. He said, come in the office.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: The guy called and he said, gave me a phone.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: And the phone says, do you want to be an actor?
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: And I said, yeah, I go to Carnegie Hall and
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: I'm an actor. And this guy was an agent, a
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: big agent in Hollywood.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: And he brought agency papers to me or to.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: His father's because I was not yet 18 years old.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: And so I got that going.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: He then helped me do, while he was in Hollywood,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: in New York. And I did an audition at Warner
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Brothers as well. By that time, he was saying, I
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: can't do anything much for you. You have to maybe
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: come to Los Angeles. I saved every penny I had.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: And about less than six months later, I took an
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: airplane and went to Los Angeles. And I go into
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Universal Studio, and I did an audition, and they hired me,
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: and I had a contract at Universal. From that start,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: I made parts and films, and eventually went on and
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: on to make more and more films.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: Probably 125 to today, or more.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: And television shows and so yeah you've got quite a
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: list and and uh theater as well that's a long
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: story but that's it that's the whole story as how
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: i got to become an.
• 41:49
  Speaker 10: Actor um we're gonna hit a few of them there
• 41:52
  Speaker 10: um i know queen of blood was was early on
• 41:54
  Speaker 10: what was.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: That like working well it was not as early as
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: the first things i did um.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: The number of pictures uh i.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Went to paris to work with uh Rex Harrison and
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: his wife in a picture called The Reluctant Debutant with
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Sandra Dee. I already done a picture with her. I
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: did about 10 or 12 pictures at the studio until
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: the studio system was dying. Television was coming in. And
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: so I was on my own. I started working elsewhere.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I went to Europe. I did pictures in Italy, came back,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: and went back all over the world.
• 42:43
  Speaker 10: I don't know. Did you want to get into the
• 42:46
  Speaker 10: martial arts? Yeah, I know you.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, during that time, I always wanted... When I
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: was a kid, I wanted to see a movie when
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: I was maybe seven or eight. It was at the end,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: sort of the end, the least in my neighborhood, the
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: movies about... World War II. And I remember seeing the
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: scene where an American soldier, this would have probably been
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: in the Philippines, was just looking around, you know, with
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: a rifle, and all of a sudden a Japanese soldier
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: comes out, like, looked really like he hadn't eaten or anything,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: and he had his hands up in the air, and
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: he held himself up like this. And then when he
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: came to this soldier, he raised his hand, and the
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: soldier thought, this guy is such a little weakling. He
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: went to shake his hand and this little Japanese guy
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: threw him over his shoulder, took his rifle away and
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: bayoneted him.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: I thought, oh my God.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I went back to school and I tried to sit
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: every time in the schoolyard to try to throw somebody
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: over my shoulder.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: And I couldn't. I never did it.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: When I got to Los Angeles, I found that there
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: was judo. So I got to do that.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: And finally... Before.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Everybody was throwing me over their shoulder, I started to
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: learn how to throw somebody over my shoulder. Then I
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: did karate, and then I did this and that and
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: the other thing. So a little bit, and then that
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: led to the picture I was in with Bruce Lee.
• 44:15
  Speaker 15: Yeah, probably one of my, it's by the way, it's
• 44:19
  Speaker 15: my top number one martial arts film.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: Well, it probably is.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the, There are new ones coming out.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: And there's a different term to it, you know. There's
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: one that I got a video from that I haven't
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: yet opened.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: Nobody knew much about what was going on. You know,
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: I mean... And so, I mean, at that.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Time, just before the movie with Bruce Lee, I began
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: realizing that riding around, like in Los Angeles, I.
• 44:52
  Speaker 15: Would see on every.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: at the edge of the mall, there was somebody that
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: had something like a dojo. And he was teaching karate,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: he was teaching judo, he was teaching something or other.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: And I thought, boy, this is going to be big time.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden I got this call about
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: doing a film in Hong Kong with an agent.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: That I had.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: He called me and said, Warner Brothers has just sent
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: me a script They want to make some kind of
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: cockamamie picture with some cockamamie Chinese actor in Hong Kong.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Read it, see if you like it. I read it,
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: and I called him. I said, you know, I think
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: it's going to be brilliant. Good, good, good, good. Then
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: I thought about it a second time, and I thought,
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I read the script.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: It was like 40 pages. And I thought, I don't know,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: maybe I don't know. I said, you know, tell them
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do it.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Did you tell them? So I called in and I
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: told them that I didn't want to do the film.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: They asked me why. And I said, well, not enough stuff.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: You know, if you'd get more of this.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a great idea. This is a great idea.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: I said, oh, you really think so?
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll do it. Called my agent. I said, I'm
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: going to do it.
• 46:12
  Speaker 10: He said, good.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Take some money or put it in the bank and
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: it's a piece you shouldn't have ever seen, you know.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: And that was Enter the Dragon.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: And that's what happens.
• 46:24
  Speaker 10: You got to fight Bolo Young in that movie, too.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: What about him?
• 46:28
  Speaker 15: You got to fight him?
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: You had a fight scene with him? Oh, yes, of course,
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: at the end.
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: At the very end?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: I guess I supposedly kill him by beating him to death.
• 46:36
  Speaker 21: Oh, God.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: So.
• 46:40
  Speaker 10: I guess, how much specific training did you have to
• 46:43
  Speaker 10: do for that one?
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I had been doing all this kind of stuff one
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: place or another.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, I did Tai Chi. I still do Tai Chi.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I tried a little bit of this, a little bit
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: of that. In fact, most of the time, at the
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: end of which, when I was supposed to go to
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: do this picture with Bruce Lee, I was no longer
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: doing karate in class and stuff like that. When I
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: went to see Bruce Lee and met him for the
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: first day, I started talking with him about one thing
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: and another, and we were getting to be really great
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: interested in each other and so on. And I started
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: asking him about things that I didn't find, like Bagua.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you know what Bagua is. And
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I said, I'd like to see, do you know what
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Bagua is? And he said, And Tai Chi, and he said,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Tai Chi is a head trick.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: So he took me to, sent me to somebody.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: And Bruce Lee, he had what he had done when
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: he left Los Angeles, and he was about to be
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: able to do a series called Kung Fu.
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: What happened was the station, the nation that was going.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: To put it on, determined after a while that the
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: American people don't really want to see a Chinese actor
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: every week.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: So they left him out.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: What I didn't tell Bruce when I saw him was
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I was second in line to do Kung Fu. I
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: couldn't do Kung Fu because I was doing a series
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: called The Bold Ones at Universal. So they said, I
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: ain't going to let you go. You're going to do that.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: And I said, okay, forget it. This is how things happen.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: And I never told Bruce that I was going to
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: be the.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Second in charge of that film.
• 48:46
  Speaker 10: And then I guess when you first read Nightmare on
• 48:49
  Speaker 10: Elm Street, what did you think of that script the
• 48:51
  Speaker 10: first time you read it?
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: I liked that similarly, in a sense that I thought
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: the first, at least third of the script, really fascinated me.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: And I was going to do it. It was great
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: to do it. And I had made a deal with it.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: And to make a long story short, the first day
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: I came on the set, I didn't know who the
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: director was. I said i walked around i said who's
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: the director so and it was a cemetery scene so
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: i went over to him and i started talking to
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: him and i told him i liked it but i
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: also told him i said i liked the first part
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: very very much sort of not wanting to bother him
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: the first time they met him to say that i
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: don't know about the rest of this stuff but people
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: falling through mattresses And things like that. That's not my interest.
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: I don't believe in that too much. But nevertheless, I
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: stuck with the story as much as I could. And
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: It came out. And it came out in the first.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: two weeks uh three weeks of daily variety you know
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: it was in first place a film that costs very
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: little and that almost never got made because i remember
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: what happening i was waiting for a long time i
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: said they're supposed to take wardrobe uh you know and
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: looking at my watch and saying i thought it was
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: supposed to do that last week and i called i
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: said what's happening About wardrobe. And there was a silence.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Because they didn't have enough money to make the picture.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: And somebody who was a DVD, wasn't DVD at that time,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: was just going out, selling, influenced or put money into
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: the picture to make it work.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: That's how it got started.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: And that's how the company continued to make it. money
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: and and and not only the first one then there
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: was the second i was in the third and they
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: made seven.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: At all in which i was in the last one
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: as well yeah.
• 50:58
  Speaker 15: Do you have anything else gosh you've been in so
• 51:02
  Speaker 15: many different tv shows that i've watched growing up over
• 51:05
  Speaker 15: the years i think you had parts in wonder woman.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah i think i did a two-parter in that it
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: was funny too I think I played a German soldier.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: I always liked.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: I guess I started having connections or people.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: Realizing I was doing... I don't know where I got
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: all this stuff. Maybe because I'm living in Brooklyn.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: You live a distance away from Scandinavians, across the street
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: from Jewish people. I was a Shabbos goy.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: You know what that means?
• 51:35
  Speaker 10: No.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Shabbos goy is somebody that they want somebody to come
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: in to turn on the lights to turn out because
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Jews are not supposed to do that.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: So I would go in.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: There to cut off the lights, to put off the
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: gas and stuff like that.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: And up and down the street, the Irish and the,
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: you know. So there was always a.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Little bit something happening that sounded, that you could hear.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: So I started doing, you know, character roles. I played Mexicans,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: several Mexican roles and stuff like that.
• 52:08
  Speaker 15: I think you've been in a couple episodes of A-Team.
• 52:11
  Speaker 15: You were in Six Million Dollar Man, Six.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Million Dollar Woman.
• 52:15
  Speaker 10: Six Million Dollar Man.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: I'm losing my mind about the titles of the pictures.
• 52:21
  Speaker 10: I can understand.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: You've done a lot of stuff.
• 52:23
  Speaker 15: A lot of TV shows.
• 52:24
  Speaker 10: A lot of stuff that I.
• 52:25
  Speaker 9: Grew up with.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: Me too.
• 52:28
  Speaker 15: I think I even saw you had an action figure
• 52:32
  Speaker 15: made after.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: Well, that was from Enter the Dragon.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 52:37
  Speaker 8: There.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, it's been made three different companies,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: and I've been told that there's another company now wanting to.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Continue that business of the figures of characters. That's pretty
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: hard to find. I haven't been able to find it.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: I've got a bunch of them in the closet.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, man.
• 53:01
  Speaker 10: Thank you very much, sir.
• 53:02
  Speaker 21: I'm chilled.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty cold in here.
• 53:12
  Speaker 15: Lullaby, rock-a-bye, lullaby, lullaby.
• 53:36
  Speaker 10: John Saxon was awesome.
• 53:37
  Speaker 13: I bumped into him in the hallway. I thought I
• 53:39
  Speaker 13: was afraid I was going to break him or something.
• 53:41
  Speaker 15: Yeah, well, the action figure that I was actually talking
• 53:45
  Speaker 15: to him about wasn't the new one. They had taken
• 53:48
  Speaker 15: his face for a $ 6 million man action figure that
• 53:51
  Speaker 15: I tried to find on eBay to get him to sign,
• 53:54
  Speaker 15: but they wanted way too much money for. Nice. It
• 53:57
  Speaker 15: wasn't a character that he played on $ 6 million man.
• 54:00
  Speaker 15: They actually took his face and used it for a
• 54:01
  Speaker 15: different character. But I'm not sure if he knew.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: That or not.
• 54:05
  Speaker 10: That's what I was going to say. It seems like
• 54:06
  Speaker 10: the law needs to get involved with this.
• 54:08
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I don't know if he knew that or not.
• 54:10
  Speaker 10: They stole my face.
• 54:12
  Speaker 13: They stole my car. I remember how he yelled at
• 54:16
  Speaker 13: that guy last time he stopped.
• 54:17
  Speaker 15: That was pretty damn funny. But me and him were
• 54:18
  Speaker 15: having a very hardcore discussion about cars. You don't interrupt
• 54:23
  Speaker 15: guys when they're talking about cars. Especially when you're interrupting
• 54:25
  Speaker 15: with something stupid like, Is that from Star Trek? No, dummy.
• 54:31
  Speaker 13: Yeah, he yelled at that guy. That was pretty funny.
• 54:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 54:34
  Speaker 10: He did a lot of TV shows, none of which
• 54:36
  Speaker 10: were Star Trek. Get it right.
• 54:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 54:37
  Speaker 13: I don't remember what it was. What was it?
• 54:39
  Speaker 15: Oh, I didn't get a chance to ask him how
• 54:41
  Speaker 15: it was to work with, oh, man, what was her name? God,
• 54:47
  Speaker 15: how can I forget your name?
• 54:50
  Speaker 14: Wonder Woman.
• 54:51
  Speaker 13: Linda Carter?
• 54:51
  Speaker 15: Linda Carter, yeah.
• 54:53
  Speaker 13: How do you forget Wonder Woman's name? That's like your
• 54:55
  Speaker 13: big thing.
• 54:56
  Speaker 15: You always say Wonder Woman. I'm tired. But yeah, I
• 55:00
  Speaker 15: wanted to ask him what it was like working on
• 55:02
  Speaker 15: Wonder Woman with Linda Carter. But that's too late now.
• 55:07
  Speaker 15: Next time I talk to you, John, I'll ask you
• 55:09
  Speaker 15: about the Linda Carter thing. Because I had a huge
• 55:12
  Speaker 15: crush on Linda Carter when I was like eight, I think. No,
• 55:17
  Speaker 15: maybe I was six. Wow. It's Linda Carter. She was
• 55:23
  Speaker 15: Wonder Woman.
• 55:24
  Speaker 10: I can't argue with that.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: No.
• 55:27
  Speaker 10: Anything else on Joe?
• 55:29
  Speaker 15: No, no, that's it.
• 55:31
  Speaker 13: He seemed pretty awesome.
• 55:32
  Speaker 10: He was pretty awesome.
• 55:33
  Speaker 15: John Saxon's awesome.
• 55:34
  Speaker 10: And has been in a million projects.
• 55:37
  Speaker 15: He's been in a crap load of projects, and I
• 55:40
  Speaker 15: don't think he gets as, I don't think anybody gives
• 55:43
  Speaker 15: him the due that he's owed, you know. And he's
• 55:48
  Speaker 15: probably one of those actors, I think he's a great actor,
• 55:52
  Speaker 15: but I don't think he's ever going to get the recognition.
• 55:58
  Speaker 10: He was just a working actor.
• 56:00
  Speaker 15: He's been in everything, it seems like.
• 56:02
  Speaker 10: He was ready to get a job, and like you said,
• 56:07
  Speaker 10: he did. And then from there, I mean, they cast
• 56:09
  Speaker 10: him in everything.
• 56:10
  Speaker 15: But he was so good at just kind of being
• 56:12
  Speaker 15: certain actors or playing certain parts that you never did go, oh, yeah,
• 56:17
  Speaker 15: it's John Saxon. Yeah, it's, oh, it's John Saxon playing
• 56:20
  Speaker 15: John Saxon. It's not like Winona Ryder or Keanu Reeves
• 56:24
  Speaker 15: where every movie they're in, they're like, oh, well, that's...
• 56:27
  Speaker 15: pretty much how they play it nobody ever says they're
• 56:29
  Speaker 15: good at it yeah no john saxon's good and half
• 56:32
  Speaker 15: the time you don't even know he's in some of
• 56:34
  Speaker 15: the stuff you're like holy crap that was john saxon
• 56:38
  Speaker 15: i didn't even recognize him a lot.
• 56:40
  Speaker 10: Of that stuff even stuff that i had seen but
• 56:42
  Speaker 10: it's like i'd forgotten because it'd been years ago i
• 56:44
  Speaker 10: was like oh yeah he's in that too.
• 56:45
  Speaker 15: Good lord yeah he's he worked in a lot of
• 56:48
  Speaker 15: stuff i'm sorry you're cold john i You should have
• 56:52
  Speaker 15: gave him your jacket. I didn't have a black... I
• 56:54
  Speaker 15: didn't have my jacket on. So, he wouldn't probably have
• 56:57
  Speaker 15: accepted it.
• 56:57
  Speaker 10: You should have cuddled him.
• 56:58
  Speaker 13: Cuddled with him.
• 56:58
  Speaker 12: Nah, he probably.
• 56:59
  Speaker 15: Old man cuddle. He probably would have been like, get
• 57:01
  Speaker 15: the fuck off of me. Get away from me, you
• 57:03
  Speaker 15: creepy killer.
• 57:03
  Speaker 10: You weird kid.
• 57:04
  Speaker 15: Lullaby, lullaby, lullaby blue.
• 57:06
  Speaker 7: One minute left to top off the evening with a
• 57:15
  Speaker 7: treat from.
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: Our snack bar.
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: Still time if you hurry.
• 57:19
  Speaker 14: Listen.
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: Do you hear it?
• 57:24
  Speaker 10: It's getting closer.
• 57:27
  Speaker 15: Much closer.
• 57:30
  Speaker 10: Don't be afraid.
• 57:33
  Speaker 15: Be very, very afraid.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: I've got a message.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: For you.
• 57:50
  Speaker 13: Ready for death.
• 58:10
  Speaker 10: I'm Gray. Take a journey with me through the dark
• 58:14
  Speaker 10: side of cinema in the Dark Hours Horror Podcast. Find
• 58:20
  Speaker 10: it at thedarkhours.net.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: The Dark Hours.
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: Terror has no shape.
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: It's far beyond anything your mind could ever conceive.
• 58:38
  Speaker 13: I made it for $ 30, 000 in two days and a night.
• 58:52
  Speaker 21: This is Roger Corman, and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
• 58:55
  Speaker 13: It's part of your problem, you know.
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: You haven't seen enough movies.
• 59:03
  Speaker 15: All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: And now, on with the show.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: The End.
• 59:32
  Speaker 13: Here you go, Jerry. Sounds interesting.
• 59:38
  Speaker 15: I don't want to know, do I?
• 59:39
  Speaker 13: I want to know some people, but I'm kind of
• 59:41
  Speaker 13: trapped in the corner.
• 59:43
  Speaker 15: This does taste like hotel faucet water.
• 59:47
  Speaker 13: We're at a hotel, and that is faucet water.
• 59:49
  Speaker 14: I know.
• 59:49
  Speaker 15: I'm becoming a water snob.
• 59:53
  Speaker 13: There is a Coke right there that nobody's drinking.
• 59:56
  Speaker 15: That's probably somebody else's Coke, and I'm.
• 59:58
  Speaker 13: Not going to take their Coke.
• 59:59
  Speaker 10: We'll be gone.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 15: I will not take somebody's Coke.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 10: I don't know what happened to that, Randy. Damn, are
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 10: we still recording?
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 13: They told us we.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 10: Could have anything we wanted. That's why I'm taking that lamp.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 13: I'm choking. Calm down.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 15: Now what?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 10: I think it is time for the secret circle reveal
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 10: of the next exciting feature. Okay, kids, get out your
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 10: recorder pins.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 15: I lost mine.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: Set your pins to B2. Here is the message.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 10: You should write in and get yourself another one.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 14: Okay.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 15: I'll borrow Misty's. No, you won't.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 13: You know I don't share.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 15: I'll look over your shoulder when you're not looking.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 13: No, you know that pisses me off.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 17: All right.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 10: Next week we will be back. With a specific movie
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 10: and a special guest star. Next week we will be
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 10: doing Somewhere in Time.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 16: Which, Fozzie was right, it is not a serial killer movie.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 16: Or the Jack the Ripper movie, I'm sorry.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 10: Okay, I'm not the only one then. I did that
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 10: for years. Because they both came out right around that
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 10: same time. They were both about time travel. And yeah,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 10: every time I go, wait, no, it's the other one.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 16: No matter which one it came up, I was just like,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 16: is that the one with, no. He was like, is
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 16: that the Jack the Ripper movie? I'm like, no, Brian
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 16: said it's a chick flick. He's like, oh, it's the
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 16: one with Christopher Reeves.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 10: It is the one with Christopher Reeves. So, as previously mentioned,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 10: we will be watching Somewhere in Time next episode. Lucy,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 10: you were there. Shall we reveal the secret guest?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 13: I don't know.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 15: You make the call.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 10: He's pretty exciting. He's pretty excited.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 13: He's kind of my new favorite person. He hugged me.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 10: He kind of is.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 13: I kind of love him.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 10: With that plug, we better tell him. So, yeah, we
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 10: will be talking with.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 13: He'll be in suspense. That way they'll definitely listen.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 10: All right, you heard it. Misty said, keep you in suspense.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 13: It was lively, and he was so enthusiastic about the film.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 18: Like, I was a little wishy-washy going into the conversation,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 18: and I realized halfway through that it's my favorite.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 13: Movie of all time also.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 10: He roped you right into it.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 13: You can tell him if you want.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 10: No, you said no. We can't argue with that.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 13: It's Doug Jones. See what I did there? Took it away,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 13: then I gave it back. Yeah, that's right.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 10: I'm sorry.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 13: I'm tired and hungry.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 10: Oh, Jesus.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 13: She's never going to want to do another show with
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 13: us again. I wonder why.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 10: So, yes, we will be talking with none other than Mr.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 10: Doug Jones, star of half of Del Toro's movies. And
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 10: he was one of the gentlemen. Hellboy. And one of
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 10: our favorite shows, Buffy.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 13: One of the favorite episodes. One of the best episodes
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 13: ever written.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 10: The show's awesome. So, he was one of the gentlemen.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 13: Some of the best dialogue ever.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 10: You just want Xander to shut up, don't you?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 13: Kind of.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 10: Just don't say anything bad about him. I'm coughing.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 13: I won't. She's adorable.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 10: She is adorable. So, yes, we will be back next
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 10: week with Somewhere in Time with special guest Mr. Doug Jones.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 12: Hells yes.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 10: Who is just ridiculously awesome and excited. And he hugged us,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 10: but we'll go into that more next time.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 16: I'm still curious about that one photo he had on
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 16: his table that involved him with his pants down and
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 16: boxers that have hearts on them.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 13: I pointed it out to you. That's a classic.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I saw it.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 13: What's it from?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 10: No, just in general. That's a classic look. Doesn't everybody
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 10: wear those?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 16: No.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 10: Oh, never mind. What do we want to round this
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 10: out with? What's a big song that ties to our events.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: Of the day?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 16: We didn't really discuss most of our events of the day.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 14: Though, did we?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 13: Is there any songs about being crowded with fat, sweaty men?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 10: I don't think I want to hear them if there are.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 10: Doesn't sound like a good song at all.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 13: Being too close to too many people. I hate the police.
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  Speaker 10: Don't stand so close.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, I hate the police.
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  Speaker 10: But there you go. Oh, they were good back in
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  Speaker 10: the day.
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  Speaker 13: No, they weren't.
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  Speaker 10: All right, fine then. We've got our theme. Let's round
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  Speaker 10: it out. Otherwise, that about does it. We will return
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  Speaker 10: next week. Same geek time, same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 5: Bye.
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  Speaker 14: Bye.
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  Speaker 10: Bye.
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  Speaker 5: Bye.
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  Speaker 10: She wants him so badly, knows what she wants to be.
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  Speaker 10: Inside her, there's longing. This girl's an open page. Bookmarking,
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  Speaker 10: she's so close now.
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  Speaker 11: This girl is half his age. Don't stand, don't.
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  Speaker 2: Stand so, don't.
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  Speaker 10: Stand so close to me.
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  Speaker 14: Don't stand.
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  Speaker 11: So close to me Her friends are so jealous. You
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  Speaker 11: know how bad girls get. Sometimes it's not so easy
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  Speaker 11: to be the teacher's pet. Temptation, frustration, so bad it
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  Speaker 11: makes him cry.
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  Speaker 14: What must stop?
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  Speaker 2: She's waiting.
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  Speaker 10: This car is warm and dry. Don't stand, don't stand
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  Speaker 10: so Don't stand so.
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  Speaker 11: Close to me Don't stand Don't stand so Don't stand.
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  Speaker 10: So close to me.
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  Speaker 11: Just like the old man in that book by Nabokov.
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  Speaker 11: Just as, just as so, just as so close to
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  Speaker 11: me Just as, just as so, just as so close
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  Speaker 11: to me Don't stand so close Don't stand so close
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  Speaker 11: to me Don't stand.
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  Speaker 14: Are you okay?
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  Speaker 16: There was something and I'm trying to see if it's
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  Speaker 16: a baby spider, but it's just floating there, so it
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  Speaker 16: could be something dead.
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  Speaker 15: It'll be okay.
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  Speaker 13: If it was a spider, you were going to have
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  Speaker 13: to get it.
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  Speaker 15: It'll be fine.
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  Speaker 10: It's a baby spider.
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  Speaker 13: It's not moving, so I think it's just something dead.
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  Speaker 15: Okay, we'll reset back. You'll be okay.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 13: Sorry. I don't like spiders.
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  Speaker 10: They're tiny.
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  Speaker 13: But it's not a spider, so it's okay.
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  Speaker 9: All right.
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  Speaker 10: Randy missed that one. Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 5: Go ahead.
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• 1:08:13
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  Speaker 4: Talk hard!