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- 0:01[SPEAKER_01]: It was great to be through.
- 0:09[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, well, come to drink in Rose fake news.
- 0:12[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody, bring you the realists.
- 0:16[SPEAKER_04]: Fake his news of the week.
- 0:19[SPEAKER_04]: It's beautiful outside today.
- 0:21[SPEAKER_03]: Did the 70s do 70 degrees when I got up this morning.
- 0:24[SPEAKER_03]: It was a mess, isn't it?
- 0:26[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
- 0:27[SPEAKER_03]: I felt that years.
- 0:28[SPEAKER_03]: I was stunned.
- 0:30[SPEAKER_04]: I was like, oh, grab a small hoodie here.
- 0:32[SPEAKER_04]: I'm something in the air.
- 0:35[SPEAKER_04]: That's nice.
- 0:36[SPEAKER_04]: Plus, Anthony, we're getting pandas, man.
- 0:39[SPEAKER_04]: We're getting pandas in the United States.
- 0:41[SPEAKER_04]: I know you wanted to fix the 2020 election.
- 0:45[SPEAKER_04]: It's China, China rigged it, but they said, did we do it?
- 0:48[SPEAKER_04]: Probably, but we're gonna give you some pandas, dude.
- 0:52[SPEAKER_04]: It's a play with how's that?
- 0:53[SPEAKER_04]: It's not a fun thing to do.
- 0:55[SPEAKER_04]: So I feel good about it.
- 0:57[SPEAKER_04]: I feel good about the exchange and the trade here.
- 0:59[SPEAKER_04]: I think it makes up for everything.
- 1:01[SPEAKER_04]: An election versus two pandas, sorry, give me the two pandas.
- 1:07[SPEAKER_04]: Bring them up, go to Twitter real quick.
- 1:09[SPEAKER_04]: Let's bring up these pandas.
- 1:11[SPEAKER_04]: Let's see how beautiful these little things are.
- 1:15[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, those are nice.
- 1:17[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, those are real nice.
- 1:20[SPEAKER_04]: Look at that.
- 1:21[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, round of applause for the bandists.
- 1:24[SPEAKER_04]: There we go.
- 1:27[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 1:27[SPEAKER_04]: Stone elections worth it.
- 1:28[SPEAKER_04]: Now, you just attacked us with cuteness over here.
- 1:36[SPEAKER_04]: Top story here as well and saw this fake Chinese bullshit Chinese president Xi Jinping announced at the White House today that he was gifting the U.S.
- 1:49[SPEAKER_04]: to giant andus and invitations for a hundred thousand U.S. students to study in China.
- 1:58[SPEAKER_04]: Now, the giant panda has been an envoy of friendship between the Chinese and the American G. said speaking alongside President Trump and other officials from the U.S. and China here.
- 2:13[SPEAKER_04]: I have a piece of good news in a few days.
- 2:17[SPEAKER_04]: two pandas ping ping and food truan will come to their new home in the lanazoo and meets with the American people.
- 2:30[SPEAKER_04]: Fuck, all is forgiven.
- 2:32[SPEAKER_04]: All is forgiven.
- 2:33[SPEAKER_04]: The Anthony before we play this clip here.
- 2:36[SPEAKER_04]: Do you think they did it because the Thursday night came is the Falcons tonight and they just don't.
- 2:41[SPEAKER_04]: They feel like they should give this city but land is something for putting this team out on the field tonight.
- 2:46[SPEAKER_04]: I guess, I don't think it's going to help.
- 2:49[SPEAKER_04]: I don't either.
- 2:50[SPEAKER_04]: I don't need their brother.
- 2:51[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think Panics even makes it out of the first quarter tonight.
- 2:54[SPEAKER_04]: Play this clip though from inside the White House.
- 2:56[SPEAKER_04]: Here we go.
- 2:58[SPEAKER_05]: The giant panda has been an envoy of friendship between the Chinese and Americans.
- 3:04[SPEAKER_05]: Here, I have a piece of good news.
- 3:06[SPEAKER_05]: In a few days, two pandas, ping ping, and flu-shaking will come in the new home in Zuhatla.
- 3:13[SPEAKER_05]: I thought I was sure.
- 3:14[SPEAKER_05]: And meet with the American people.
- 3:16[SPEAKER_05]: The giant panda.
- 3:18[SPEAKER_04]: Glyri.
- 3:22[SPEAKER_04]: Do you feel like we're wine maybe 10 seconds?
- 3:27[SPEAKER_04]: I don't, I was focused on Trump's face in the background.
- 3:30[SPEAKER_04]: That's funny.
- 3:35[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I have a piece of good news.
- 3:38[SPEAKER_05]: In a few days, two pandas, ping ping, and fushuan will come to their new home in Sua.
- 3:46[SPEAKER_04]: He just starts laughing in the middle of it.
- 3:48[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't see that.
- 3:49[SPEAKER_04]: Look at him.
- 3:51[SPEAKER_01]: This Chinese is a ridiculous language.
- 3:55[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody knows it.
- 3:57[SPEAKER_04]: Look at Chau's face though.
- 4:00[SPEAKER_01]: Or maybe he's really into pandas, I don't know.
- 4:02[SPEAKER_02]: We hope we're all into pandas, brother.
- 4:04[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not.
- 4:04[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 4:06[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, is this a Mitch McConnell's wife over here?
- 4:08[SPEAKER_02]: I think it is.
- 4:09[SPEAKER_02]: Is that just, I think it's a little bit of a little Chinese woman.
- 4:11[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they all look a little like shit.
- 4:13[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, no, no, no, no, it's all right.
- 4:15[SPEAKER_04]: You thought it was blacks, it's not, it's not a Chinese.
- 4:19[SPEAKER_04]: Chinatmets.
- 4:21[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, man, the Atlanta venue is not had pandas.
- 4:25[SPEAKER_04]: Among its animals since 2024.
- 4:27[SPEAKER_04]: Shit, two whole years.
- 4:30[SPEAKER_04]: Damn it, thanks, China for getting
- 4:34[SPEAKER_04]: And it's too in there, putting it into that.
- 4:36[SPEAKER_04]: That's what that was a previous deal with Beijing, which expired.
- 4:41[SPEAKER_04]: The Panda Diplomacy Program originally began in 1957 has been an extended periodically to allow the bears to remain in the U.S. according to Congress, a spokesperson for the Chinese Foreign Ministry shared pictures of Ping Ping and Fuchuan on social media,
- 5:03[SPEAKER_04]: Any chance they shoved like a neurolank or something up their asses so they can get fucking spy on us here.
- 5:10[SPEAKER_04]: Church in Panda.
- 5:10[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 5:12[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
- 5:13[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I don't...
- 5:17[SPEAKER_01]: It's... Do we get to fuck them?
- 5:20[SPEAKER_01]: Or no.
- 5:20[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, that's kind of what we want, right?
- 5:22[SPEAKER_04]: That's that was on the tip of my tongue.
- 5:24[SPEAKER_01]: And if so, why are they in Atlanta?
- 5:26[SPEAKER_04]: Well, why aren't they touring?
- 5:29[SPEAKER_04]: I would say this.
- 5:30[SPEAKER_04]: If you have not been to the Atlanta Zoo, it is beautiful, you know?
- 5:34[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's not.
- 5:35[SPEAKER_04]: Beautiful.
- 5:36[SPEAKER_01]: I'm one of the best in the nation.
- 5:37[SPEAKER_01]: What are my favorites is?
- 5:38[SPEAKER_01]: I've always had, I guess you could say, a love-hate relationship with pandas.
- 5:44[SPEAKER_01]: What was on the love side there?
- 5:48[SPEAKER_01]: the white parts.
- 5:48[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and then the black parts you hated.
- 5:51[SPEAKER_04]: I understand that I can say that, but I do love the white part.
- 5:55[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, no, I understand that.
- 5:57[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe that's why they're in Atlanta because the bottom part is black.
- 6:00[SPEAKER_04]: Then something back that ass up.
- 6:02[SPEAKER_04]: Go to Magic City, get those pandas up on a poll.
- 6:05[SPEAKER_04]: Put those pandas on a poll, give me pink wing.
- 6:09[SPEAKER_04]: Coming to the stage is pinging out of China, 620 pounds, Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, I mean that would be the easiest fucking, like the score of all time.
- 6:21[SPEAKER_03]: I think I need to get some stripper music on the soundboard.
- 6:24[SPEAKER_03]: I wish we were on YouTube, I could play that right now.
- 6:25[SPEAKER_03]: Anything stripper music if you have crystal meth.
- 6:29[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so...
- 6:31[SPEAKER_04]: You'd be the judge of that, but yeah, I mean, Trump loved the god damn pandas.
- 6:36[SPEAKER_04]: And she also announced Thursday that 100,000 young American students would be invited to study in China over the next five years.
- 6:47[SPEAKER_04]: Is that a big deal?
- 6:49[SPEAKER_04]: If you're an American student, do you want to go to China to study abroad?
- 6:53[SPEAKER_01]: I don't.
- 6:54[SPEAKER_01]: Some people would, yeah, I mean, it's that they have really good
- 7:05[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the best some might say the best.
- 7:07[SPEAKER_01]: They're good at making world-stopping viruses and then unleashing them on on the the the public.
- 7:14[SPEAKER_01]: So Yeah, why not why not do I don't know I mean that's I'm my it
- 7:23[SPEAKER_01]: After having successfully infiltrated our entire university system, I guess they thought now it's time to bring our youth over there so they can prop against the eyes and directly for a while.
- 7:34[SPEAKER_01]: We shouldn't have no such relationship with China, what the fuck are you talking about.
- 7:40[SPEAKER_01]: China sucks.
- 7:41[SPEAKER_04]: I agree, man, and I just, I caught that 60 minutes piece over the weekend where they disappeared, you know, some professor from San Francisco over there.
- 7:54[SPEAKER_04]: And they were like, oh, man, I don't know why the White House isn't doing anything.
- 7:57[SPEAKER_04]: I think he's, I got arrested for like spying charges or whatever it is.
- 8:01[SPEAKER_04]: I would not want to send my fucking kids over to China to study abroad.
- 8:05[SPEAKER_04]: I wouldn't even rest that to be honest with you.
- 8:08[SPEAKER_03]: You know, with all this, trying to talk, we're getting a lot of requests.
- 8:12[SPEAKER_03]: Bring it up.
- 8:13[SPEAKER_04]: I'm ready to give it to you, dude.
- 8:15[SPEAKER_04]: Axe's going to give it to you today.
- 8:16[SPEAKER_04]: Pink, pink, for Atlanta.
- 8:19[SPEAKER_04]: My hometown.
- 8:21[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 8:25[SPEAKER_04]: Pink, pink, and shoe forna.
- 8:29[SPEAKER_01]: Bring the pandas on, dude.
- 8:30[SPEAKER_01]: What is their quant?
- 8:32[SPEAKER_01]: Food quant actually sounds like a fucking quant NFL players, the end doesn't it?
- 8:36[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's sure does.
- 8:37[SPEAKER_01]: And it's quant, food quant.
- 8:39[SPEAKER_04]: Number 33, Appalachian State University's.
- 8:43[SPEAKER_04]: Um, but yeah, dude, all of this is puzzling to me.
- 8:46[SPEAKER_04]: This can't be the only fucking thing we're doing here, right?
- 8:49[SPEAKER_01]: Well, no, there's another thing we're doing.
- 8:51[SPEAKER_01]: We're also getting our, uh, most high profile and, uh, technologically advanced jet parts stolen from us by China.
- 9:01[SPEAKER_04]: Great.
- 9:02[SPEAKER_04]: So that's also, did that happen today at the White House or when was that?
- 9:06[SPEAKER_01]: No, uh, I don't really have to read the story here.
- 9:08[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what day.
- 9:09[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think it says what day it happened.
- 9:14[SPEAKER_04]: But in regards to this, man, I don't know why we're having such a buddy buddy panda relationship with them.
- 9:19[SPEAKER_04]: I really don't.
- 9:20[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to go back to something you said after Trump's prime time speech, where the stolen election.
- 9:27[SPEAKER_04]: We've magically just forgotten about that.
- 9:30[SPEAKER_04]: He's Trump did a full prime time speech that China's to rigged our 2020 election.
- 9:34[SPEAKER_04]: And now they're at the White House and just swapping pandas and fucking $100,000, or excuse me, $100,000 kids.
- 9:42[SPEAKER_04]: Um, I don't understand any of this.
- 9:44[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what the fuck is going on.
- 9:46[SPEAKER_04]: I know the UN meeting is Going on right now.
- 9:49[SPEAKER_04]: Is this part of that?
- 9:50[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
- 9:51[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's in town, uh, uh, I think to, cause a lot of people don't know this, um, but Chinese people have weird eyes.
- 10:02[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 10:02[SPEAKER_01]: And I think this is part of a cultural exchange program, it's something that that even less people know is that pandas have sideways, but China's sure to, um, which, uh, it makes things interesting.
- 10:14[SPEAKER_01]: I'll say that friends.
- 10:16[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 10:16[SPEAKER_01]: uh... i think it was cash but tell who is trying to protect victims of beastiality um... not long ago i don't know who the victims are is it is it the animals or uh... i mean for the people how do you i guess the question is how do you know i really know how you know they're like it i mean it's also what the pandas are wearing and that's uh... nothing
- 10:45[SPEAKER_04]: So I've never seen a pant of clothes on before.
- 10:47[SPEAKER_04]: I haven't either.
- 10:48[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, even when you're the poo, maybe a shirt.
- 10:50[SPEAKER_01]: I think I've seen one on a unicycle with a hat or something.
- 10:53[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, or maybe that was a bear.
- 10:55[SPEAKER_01]: Russia used to do that in their circuses.
- 10:57[SPEAKER_01]: They would have a bear writing a unicycle that was where like a fizz.
- 11:00[SPEAKER_01]: And I don't know if that was like an eye, semi-digger what?
- 11:03[SPEAKER_01]: They still do, by the way.
- 11:05[SPEAKER_04]: They still do that, and enjoy it.
- 11:07[SPEAKER_04]: But...
- 11:08[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there was other laughs here at the White House saying, Luke, pull up that clip if you can of Trump showing G, the auto pen, the Biden auto pen picture here.
- 11:20[SPEAKER_04]: This is going viral right now as we speak, press play.
- 11:24[SPEAKER_01]: But this is his favorite thing to do is to bring world leaders and be like, hey, Luke, Joe Biden's a fucking idiot.
- 11:29[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
- 11:30[SPEAKER_01]: And it's becoming my favorite thing to do.
- 11:31[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody seems to get a kick out of it.
- 11:33[SPEAKER_01]: I know, I,
- 11:38[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it'd be great if the next picture over it was like the employee of the month of Panda Express.
- 11:45[SPEAKER_04]: Just, you know, right next to each other of like, hey, in this fun and laughs and all that other shits, earlier in the week though, there was a story that Xi Jinping was
- 11:58[SPEAKER_01]: and poor health and potentially dying that he looks great clearly not she looks he looks like a full grown panda who's gotten so strong as hair fell out yeah um now canna says and she's uh she's a job not a china but she says that pandas aren't real because
- 12:16[SPEAKER_01]: Um, you can't have a patent on a natural thing and China has a patent, a literal patent on Pandas.
- 12:25[SPEAKER_01]: Luke, can you look at that?
- 12:26[SPEAKER_01]: I've heard this story before, actually.
- 12:28[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not kidding.
- 12:28[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, what?
- 12:29[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
- 12:29[SPEAKER_01]: She says she's heard this story before.
- 12:31[SPEAKER_01]: She says she heard it on Tucker.
- 12:33[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, boy.
- 12:34[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, we'll see.
- 12:35[SPEAKER_01]: It could have been a depends on if it was like pre retard Tucker.
- 12:39[SPEAKER_01]: I have heard this story before though, actually.
- 12:40[SPEAKER_01]: What was confirmed here?
- 12:42[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 12:42[SPEAKER_01]: She says they were invented to deal with the bamboo problem.
- 12:46[SPEAKER_01]: in China.
- 12:47[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't realize Bamboo could be such a problem.
- 12:49[SPEAKER_01]: You just cut it down.
- 12:50[SPEAKER_01]: But it keeps growing super fast.
- 12:53[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently, I guess it was becoming a bit of a problem.
- 12:56[SPEAKER_02]: So it looks like they don't have a patent on pandas, but they just legally own all of the pandas.
- 13:03[SPEAKER_02]: So you can't do that.
- 13:05[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you can.
- 13:06[SPEAKER_02]: But that's just what I'm saying.
- 13:07[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean, come take it then.
- 13:09[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that's the thing is you can't get some of it unless they win.
- 13:12[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, but how do you want to see me go to Atlanta?
- 13:14[SPEAKER_01]: How far is the drive from here?
- 13:16[SPEAKER_01]: Six hours, six hours, and a fucking box truck, y'all own a panda bitch.
- 13:20[SPEAKER_01]: And I think one's male and one's female.
- 13:22[SPEAKER_01]: So what if they fucked, made a little panda baby?
- 13:25[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's a problem.
- 13:26[SPEAKER_01]: They shouldn't exist in nature as the problem.
- 13:29[SPEAKER_01]: So they don't like the fuck.
- 13:30[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
- 13:32[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, pandas are actively trying to let themselves go extinct and we won't let them.
- 13:36[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, we can't.
- 13:38[SPEAKER_04]: All right, what do we get from China then?
- 13:39[SPEAKER_04]: We all zero out of this fucking meeting.
- 13:42[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, okay, I like I understand that.
- 13:45[SPEAKER_04]: If you would, if you switch it and say the United States created some animal and we had a fucking pat on it and no one else had, give me fucking halves, like zebra legs on a fucking and a top half of a tiger.
- 13:58[SPEAKER_04]: That would be dope.
- 13:59[SPEAKER_01]: I guess there's no pandas in the U.S. right now because the Chinese Chineseers, uh, those pieces of shit took them all back.
- 14:10[SPEAKER_01]: Um, we don't have any rights to them.
- 14:13[SPEAKER_01]: They don't have any rights to them.
- 14:15[SPEAKER_01]: You fuck you.
- 14:17[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 14:17[SPEAKER_01]: I think we should, uh, dress up some alligators in panda costumes and send them back or something else or maybe like
- 14:28[SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah, I think I think that's a good idea.
- 14:31[SPEAKER_01]: There's no way we should ever send these back.
- 14:33[SPEAKER_01]: I think I think it would be worth going to war with China to keep these pandas just because they say we can't.
- 14:39[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck you.
- 14:40[SPEAKER_01]: Don't tell me what I can do.
- 14:41[SPEAKER_04]: I'd like to create our own animals.
- 14:42[SPEAKER_04]: I'll go back to what I said.
- 14:43[SPEAKER_04]: Come, uh, zygers, dude.
- 14:45[SPEAKER_04]: Zebra Tiger stood.
- 14:46[SPEAKER_04]: That's a close.
- 14:47[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, sure.
- 14:48[SPEAKER_04]: I'm dude sure.
- 14:50[SPEAKER_04]: He's like or sounds like a slur I haven't heard yet.
- 14:51[SPEAKER_04]: Zyga You can call it Zyga if you're white, but give me some Zyga's out there wrong.
- 14:56[SPEAKER_04]: Wrong to the streets And then we pat-nome.
- 14:58[SPEAKER_04]: We own him.
- 14:59[SPEAKER_04]: Nobody else can do it.
- 15:01[SPEAKER_04]: Those fuckers would be rad-dude real smooth skin at the bottom and then I just fucking top-furred the top let's go
- 15:09[SPEAKER_02]: There's only 1,600 pandas alive.
- 15:12[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they're all crazy.
- 15:14[SPEAKER_02]: They're all China.
- 15:15[SPEAKER_02]: And 350 of them live in zoos.
- 15:17[SPEAKER_02]: China made.
- 15:18[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 15:18[SPEAKER_02]: They're all made in China.
- 15:19[SPEAKER_01]: Adam 2647 says renamed them American bears.
- 15:25[SPEAKER_01]: Charlie likes to do that.
- 15:26[SPEAKER_01]: And then, you know, once it's reclassified, I don't think they would have any right to them.
- 15:32[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't think so either.
- 15:34[SPEAKER_01]: Greg LeMontaine says spray paint, a polar bear, that's a good idea of what you're doing.
- 15:38[SPEAKER_01]: Or you could just, I guess bleach a black bear.
- 15:45[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, maybe it would come out orange looking though.
- 15:48[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it always ends up a little bit orange, not fully white.
- 15:50[SPEAKER_04]: I'll go back to Greg LeMontaine said.
- 15:53[SPEAKER_04]: I say, give this spray paint and then let him have it as well.
- 15:56[SPEAKER_04]: And then let a fucking party begin, all right?
- 15:59[SPEAKER_04]: uh... but in all sincerity why the fucker what what we're working on something together we trying to get oil what are we doing here with these guys out of care uh... i i just it's another reason to question why trump did that
- 16:14[SPEAKER_01]: prime time press conference.
- 16:16[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, to say China stole the election and locked down the country, locked down the world, created rampant inflation, allegedly killed hundreds of thousands of people, maybe millions of you believe any of that bullshit.
- 16:31[SPEAKER_01]: But we have some bears.
- 16:37[SPEAKER_01]: I just don't get it.
- 16:43[SPEAKER_04]: It's a weird one man.
- 16:44[SPEAKER_04]: I kind of like to see if he like if you were going to really flex, just give a fucking pistol to Hexith And he's blows those pantas away right in front of you.
- 16:51[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody said, Dandas, can you make a panda version of me and in whatever You're using on groc yeah Put Dan's head on a panda body.
- 17:00[SPEAKER_01]: Well, no, I want me as a panda.
- 17:02[SPEAKER_01]: I want I don't want like some weird fucking chimera I'd dand it though.
- 17:07[SPEAKER_01]: I that's got to be your head on top of the body there
- 17:11[SPEAKER_01]: But all this shit is fucking weird man and bizarre and yeah red pandas are better somebody's talking about them The chat red pandas are far superior to giant panda far superior look up a red panda Red pandas are cute red it's it is I think I ever seen one it might be the cutest animal that's ever existed It's one of those smaller animals kind of like a qualifies it's kind of like a raccoon Except like way cuter whoa dude.
- 17:34[SPEAKER_01]: I've never seen one of these but when they get
- 17:36[SPEAKER_01]: alarmed they try to make themselves big and it's the most ridiculous look at shit you've ever seen in your life you've got to find a video of them wow dude whatever that pretend fighting stuff they do is it's so stupid why are there legs black crime yeah to help them steal now that now that had to say it obviously but this is the first time I've ever seen one of these things my entire life and thank you Xi Jinping for enlightening me today on the appendical
- 18:06[SPEAKER_04]: Congratulations, but go fuck yourself about the rest of it.
- 18:10[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what we're doing here.
- 18:11[SPEAKER_01]: Are you gonna find a fucking video of this thing putting a tan?
- 18:14[SPEAKER_01]: You've asked a lot.
- 18:15[SPEAKER_04]: You wanted a danda and now you want the video.
- 18:18[SPEAKER_04]: You're asking a lot here back to back.
- 18:21[SPEAKER_04]: And we still don't know what the fuck he's doing at the White House.
- 18:25[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, they probably have low main for dinner.
- 18:28[SPEAKER_04]: I hope so.
- 18:30[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, fuck, give him some Shashijuan chicken, dude.
- 18:35[SPEAKER_04]: Next up, China stole F-35 parts.
- 18:38[SPEAKER_04]: The Pentagon is investigating how parts of the nation's most advanced fighter jet ended up in Hong Kong with news outlets reporting Wednesday that China has obtained the F-35 equipment, the F-35 joint program office said in the statements that it's in the defense department
- 19:00[SPEAKER_04]: F-35 components, what's the issue there?
- 19:02[SPEAKER_04]: Amazon did they go through Amazon or something?
- 19:06[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know that this is true, but I think they may have used DHL, and I'm not kidding.
- 19:10[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody, and I, well, maybe, I don't know actually, somebody made that comment.
- 19:15[SPEAKER_01]: Like, what the fuck are you doing using DHL in one of the threads that I saw this time?
- 19:20[SPEAKER_01]: But I can't tell if they were being facetious or not.
- 19:22[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't know.
- 19:24[SPEAKER_04]: The data is nice.
- 19:25[SPEAKER_04]: Look at that, dude.
- 19:26[SPEAKER_04]: Look at the data.
- 19:28[SPEAKER_04]: That's very fast, Luke.
- 19:30[SPEAKER_04]: You don't get enough credit for that.
- 19:32[SPEAKER_01]: I like that you've been in the years, look, really good.
- 19:34[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I sure do.
- 19:35[SPEAKER_02]: I like how I gave you a beard, too.
- 19:38[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I would.
- 19:38[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that's how it would be.
- 19:39[SPEAKER_01]: I've got traps in a beard.
- 19:41[SPEAKER_01]: Look at that, even as a panda, we've got traps in a beard.
- 19:45[SPEAKER_01]: Did grock to them?
- 19:46[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's great.
- 19:48[SPEAKER_04]: Man, they just dropped a new grock yesterday.
- 19:51[SPEAKER_04]: That fucking thing rocks, dude.
- 19:53[SPEAKER_04]: way to go with the candidate.
- 19:56[SPEAKER_04]: The more you just zoom in, it's it's actually frightening frightening to look in the eyes of the god.
- 20:02[SPEAKER_01]: I think every animal should be remade is me.
- 20:08[SPEAKER_01]: Not on AI, but in real.
- 20:10[SPEAKER_04]: You want to dirtle too?
- 20:11[SPEAKER_04]: It's your head on a turtle.
- 20:14[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, they said they're actively working with US authorities and industry partners to retrieve these components.
- 20:20[SPEAKER_04]: investigate the incidents and place safeguards to avoid a future occurrence.
- 20:26[SPEAKER_04]: Australian Defense Minister Richard Marlis acknowledged that the jet components ended up in Hong Kong when responding to the questions from reporters on Tuesday, but he denied that the missing parts were sensitive equipment.
- 20:41[SPEAKER_04]: Australia is one of several nations whose military is operate this with the stealth fighter jets.
- 20:46[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so we are obviously working with United States and obviously working with its prime contractor.
- 20:54[SPEAKER_04]: Lockheed Martin in respect of this Marla said, and he added my understanding is that there's a sense of comfort.
- 21:03[SPEAKER_04]: And we're not talking about sensitive equipment here or sensitive parts.
- 21:08[SPEAKER_04]: Ultimately, though, this is an issue which is going to be managed by the United States and by Lockheed in terms of what has occurred.
- 21:17[SPEAKER_04]: Lockheed didn't respond obviously to any emails, texts, or phone calls here.
- 21:23[SPEAKER_04]: This is happening a lot, or is this just a massive fuck up?
- 21:27[SPEAKER_01]: Um, I mean, we don't hear about it a lot, so hopefully it doesn't fucking happen.
- 21:31[SPEAKER_01]: She's this Christ.
- 21:32[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, what a bizarre story dude.
- 21:35[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so did China steal these?
- 21:37[SPEAKER_01]: I think so.
- 21:38[SPEAKER_01]: I think we've actually got some footage of it, um, blue, if you want to go to, uh, DM's there.
- 21:43[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, let's see it.
- 21:43[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, we're gone here.
- 21:44[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
- 21:55[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's what he's saying and he's sizing up what appears to be a 35 part that that thing is cute Yeah, wow now that I see it full bone like that.
- 22:06[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's a cute animal.
- 22:07[SPEAKER_01]: Oh Look at that.
- 22:10[SPEAKER_01]: What's up right?
- 22:11[SPEAKER_01]: He double took wow and now he's just like stutting on him He knows now there's a threat, but he's letting everybody else know that he's capable.
- 22:18[SPEAKER_01]: Yep
- 22:19[SPEAKER_01]: That wasn't for you, rock, that was for everyone else.
- 22:22[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he's got black hands, too.
- 22:23[SPEAKER_04]: That's why he put his hands up.
- 22:25[SPEAKER_04]: Don't shoot, yeah.
- 22:27[SPEAKER_04]: He already knows, don't shoot in America, he's like, hey man, this is, I only got black arms.
- 22:32[SPEAKER_01]: They teach, I wonder if they taught, is there like a class for the pandas on how to deal with the police if they get pulled over?
- 22:37[SPEAKER_01]: That's sure.
- 22:38[SPEAKER_04]: You got to put your keys on top and then put your hands on the wheel, both hands.
- 22:42[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, keep them there.
- 22:43[SPEAKER_04]: and obviously rolled on the window.
- 22:45[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I got a panda, too, dude.
- 22:46[SPEAKER_04]: Or did I get the red panda?
- 22:47[SPEAKER_04]: You got the red panda.
- 22:48[SPEAKER_04]: Look at that.
- 22:49[SPEAKER_04]: Did they put Jared on my chest?
- 22:51[SPEAKER_04]: Holy, what the hell?
- 22:53[SPEAKER_04]: Whoa, dude.
- 22:54[SPEAKER_04]: They were way soysy with Jared.
- 22:56[SPEAKER_04]: Zoom in on Jared's face.
- 22:58[SPEAKER_04]: That looks like, like if Jared was like a fucking hero and chic model, dude, for like, motorcycles or something.
- 23:07[SPEAKER_04]: Wow, that's trippy, dude.
- 23:09[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god.
- 23:11[SPEAKER_04]: You would love to look like that.
- 23:12[SPEAKER_04]: That's a good look.
- 23:13[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even know where it pulled Jared's face from.
- 23:17[SPEAKER_03]: Drink it, bro.
- 23:17[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's on the logo.
- 23:19[SPEAKER_04]: That is wild, dude.
- 23:21[SPEAKER_04]: OK. And I don't have tattoos, Lisa.
- 23:23[SPEAKER_03]: Anything.
- 23:24[SPEAKER_03]: Monkey Chew in the chat said, Ross Pandison.
- 23:27[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I like that.
- 23:28[SPEAKER_03]: Ross Pandison.
- 23:29[SPEAKER_04]: We've had the We've had Punds all day around here for Christ's sakes.
- 23:33[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, another weird story here.
- 23:36[SPEAKER_04]: And if you're Trump, you can just lean over to G and say, hey, man, you got this fucking F-35 part.
- 23:42[SPEAKER_04]: So what?
- 23:42[SPEAKER_04]: You want to give those back?
- 23:44[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe the fucking panda ate them for lunch, but yeah.
- 23:47[SPEAKER_02]: He goes, hey, you think you can give me back those F-35 parts?
- 23:50[SPEAKER_02]: And she's like, oh, I got his pandas.
- 23:52[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I got a sign right now.
- 23:54[SPEAKER_04]: He starts patting himself down and he goes, two pandas, who's like, oh, I got it.
- 23:58[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think it's weird that G looks like a panda?
- 24:02[SPEAKER_01]: Put just put a full body still image of him up and tell me he really does tell me he doesn't look like a fucking pan He really does look like a pan or a panda look at that Do you gotta have like that's a panda.
- 24:13[SPEAKER_01]: Here it is
- 24:15[SPEAKER_03]: Didn't he like outlaw images of Winnie the Pooh over in China be people kept comparing them to Pooh?
- 24:20[SPEAKER_03]: Make sure did.
- 24:20[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, can you go ahead and make one of those two and make sure it has no pants?
- 24:25[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how I got to pull that part.
- 24:26[SPEAKER_01]: I think they did it.
- 24:28[SPEAKER_04]: I think they did it and it was didn't wasn't poop like the G the Pooh wearing a red shirt with like a communist fucking thing on it.
- 24:37[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they're just right there.
- 24:38[SPEAKER_04]: I've seen this before actually
- 24:40[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so they, that's a very clever use of the honey jar, because it's covering up what would be essentially an invisible cock anyways, but for the sensors, you've got to do it.
- 24:52[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know if you see Chinese wingers, but they are not packing.
- 24:56[SPEAKER_04]: If you've ever seen the hangover, man, Ken John, that is just a corner of pile of autumn leaves down there.
- 25:03[SPEAKER_04]: That'll bring us to our first hand for tides here.
- 25:08[SPEAKER_04]: I book you dot com.
- 25:10[SPEAKER_01]: He's a Korean by the way, not Chinese, but whatever.
- 25:13[SPEAKER_01]: Who is Ken Jong?
- 25:14[SPEAKER_01]: Jong is a Korean name.
- 25:15[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, really?
- 25:16[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't know that.
- 25:17[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that's depending on which.
- 25:20[SPEAKER_01]: line.
- 25:20[SPEAKER_01]: He comes from it's really care.
- 25:21[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody from Asia is Chinese.
- 25:23[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody who's lit tanks is Mexican.
- 25:25[SPEAKER_04]: That's not how it works.
- 25:26[SPEAKER_04]: It's a Japanese Chinese.
- 25:28[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody else.
- 25:29[SPEAKER_01]: That's how they rank it.
- 25:31[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's Japanese Chinese.
- 25:33[SPEAKER_04]: Dirty knees.
- 25:33[SPEAKER_04]: Look at these.
- 25:34[SPEAKER_04]: It's how it goes.
- 25:36[SPEAKER_04]: And my book Japanese Chinese hate each other so much.
- 25:39[SPEAKER_04]: This is the rivalry.
- 25:41[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 25:41[SPEAKER_04]: It's because they want people in their coke.
- 25:43[SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah.
- 25:44[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, the jabs were pretty brutal to the rest of Asia for a while.
- 25:48[SPEAKER_01]: Um, and then China got some back a little bit, but not much, but yeah, the jabs are the one with the state religion, or at least they had a state religion called Shinto, which is like, we came from the sun and everybody else is a fucking mongrel.
- 26:02[SPEAKER_02]: And, um, oh, so they were, that's why they were Nazis.
- 26:05[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 26:05[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 26:06[SPEAKER_01]: They agreed and agreed with race purity and national socials
- 26:11[SPEAKER_01]: Who gave us nothing more?
- 26:13[SPEAKER_01]: Who gave us Penny Honest?
- 26:14[SPEAKER_01]: Was that Japan?
- 26:15[SPEAKER_01]: That was Steve Aoki's dad.
- 26:17[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, okay, I believe it's a Japanese name.
- 26:18[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, good.
- 26:19[SPEAKER_01]: Then yes, Japan is number one.
- 26:21[SPEAKER_04]: Then they should all be Japanese from now on.
- 26:24[SPEAKER_04]: That's all fucking all good at Penny Honest.
- 26:27[SPEAKER_04]: And in another week, brother, you gave, I could stop me.
- 26:30[SPEAKER_04]: I'm getting that extra sauce too.
- 26:31[SPEAKER_04]: I'd go there right now.
- 26:32[SPEAKER_04]: I'm starving.
- 26:33[SPEAKER_04]: Fuck, dude.
- 26:34[SPEAKER_04]: If we put a goddamn, we should put one in for the mid-term show.
- 26:39[SPEAKER_04]: There's a full Benny Haas back here doing just to have a Hobarty right there on the set.
- 26:44[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, do you have to be possible.
- 26:46[SPEAKER_03]: She's done it.
- 26:47[SPEAKER_04]: She's done it before our first anniversary I can't get to his my cookie dot com from a code bros get 5500 dollar bet back
- 26:59[SPEAKER_04]: bad up to five hundred dollars if you lose you will get it right back if you win cash out go home do whatever you want and what's the new thing koup we were talking about it on the college football pickham show oh they got the fifty-free spends here oh that's dope dude is that roulette
- 27:14[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, let's fucking go, dude.
- 27:17[SPEAKER_04]: They're always doing cool shit like this.
- 27:18[SPEAKER_04]: It was a $25 casino play, you play any casino game and they're like, that's a big fan of that college football dude.
- 27:24[SPEAKER_04]: There is so many fucking games this weekend.
- 27:27[SPEAKER_04]: We just finished that show.
- 27:29[SPEAKER_04]: It is from noon all the way on up dude.
- 27:32[SPEAKER_04]: It is bangers all day long, and I could not be more excited about it.
- 27:36[SPEAKER_04]: But tonight's game,
- 27:38[SPEAKER_04]: This is who I always pick on this show.
- 27:40[SPEAKER_04]: I do really, really good on fake news, except for Monday, the fucking quarterback I had heard.
- 27:44[SPEAKER_04]: Got a name second series, this is out for the year.
- 27:46[SPEAKER_04]: Thanks, Jackson, Dart, y'all, fuck.
- 27:49[SPEAKER_04]: All right, go to that Falcon spread tonight.
- 27:51[SPEAKER_04]: I know it is definitely changed because they announced PNX as the starter.
- 27:55[SPEAKER_04]: And I don't care what the points spread is.
- 27:58[SPEAKER_04]: I'm taking the packers tonight.
- 28:00[SPEAKER_04]: All right, I can tell you that's NFL look.
- 28:03[SPEAKER_04]: Click on the NFL.
- 28:05[SPEAKER_04]: Top there and give me those odds tonight they change and I did five Five it's dumb But I have why oh because a panics fuck you dude No all in give me the packers tonight minus five.
- 28:21[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.
- 28:21[SPEAKER_04]: I don't need anything else I usually do it teaser on this shit, but I'm not going to I don't believe the Falcons and score a fucking point and I think panics is gonna die tonight live on air We're gonna see a death live on Amazon Prime tonight
- 28:35[SPEAKER_04]: And then afterwards you can scroll into the jersey and buy it and send it home.
- 28:39[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to be autographed and everything else.
- 28:41[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, give me green bait and I all in on green back.
- 28:45[SPEAKER_04]: All good tonight.
- 28:46[SPEAKER_04]: That's all you need to know.
- 28:47[SPEAKER_04]: Falkin's one of the worst teams in football.
- 28:49[SPEAKER_04]: That's easy money friend.
- 28:50[SPEAKER_04]: Go to mybookit.com.
- 28:52[SPEAKER_04]: Bro's get 50.
- 28:54[SPEAKER_04]: $500 bet back there.
- 28:56[SPEAKER_04]: Take the packers for Chris six.
- 28:59[SPEAKER_04]: Next up.
- 29:00[SPEAKER_04]: Sunny, hosting is full of shit.
- 29:03[SPEAKER_04]: You called this, I did not believe it with every fiber of my being.
- 29:07[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't think you could tell a lie this big on national television and not get fired.
- 29:12[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, TVD on the latter part of that.
- 29:15[SPEAKER_01]: Really?
- 29:15[SPEAKER_01]: But I mean, how can you not?
- 29:17[SPEAKER_01]: She just made this up.
- 29:18[SPEAKER_01]: And even her own, I mean, you can read the story, but even her own interview with the fucking newspaper back in the day when she did it, contradicts what she's saying now.
- 29:28[SPEAKER_01]: She just made it up.
- 29:30[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, this is bananas today.
- 29:32[SPEAKER_01]: It's interesting enough that she was on the trial.
- 29:34[SPEAKER_01]: So why not tell the story this way?
- 29:37[SPEAKER_01]: This is all very interesting because I was on a jury that had to hold out in a similar case.
- 29:42[SPEAKER_01]: Like right.
- 29:43[SPEAKER_01]: So this is a famous case, blah, blah, blah.
- 29:45[SPEAKER_01]: You still,
- 29:47[SPEAKER_01]: can tell the story.
- 29:49[SPEAKER_01]: You don't have to put yourself in the hero seat or whatever you think that is, even if it's the villain seat.
- 29:55[SPEAKER_01]: It's just like first person or what it caught main character syndrome.
- 29:59[SPEAKER_01]: It's such a weird thing to lie about.
- 30:01[SPEAKER_01]: Something that you knew was in the press that you knew you gave an interview for.
- 30:08[SPEAKER_01]: and still you lied about it.
- 30:10[SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck are you talking about?
- 30:12[SPEAKER_01]: I mean it's that's this is one of the wildest things I've seen a long time in media to be honest.
- 30:16[SPEAKER_04]: I can't believe it man and uh... yeah i'm going to go to the New York Post for this um... they're digging in on this a lot here
- 30:26[SPEAKER_04]: with the latest of you co-host Sunny Houston sensationally claimed live on air that she was the lone holdout juror who first forced an notorious New York City cannibal killer to be found not guilty of reason of insanity we played this clip on yesterday's show but multiple sources from the time refute her story several jurors questioned afterwards said one holdout juror was
- 30:52[SPEAKER_04]: from returning guilty verdicts and then hosts and said it was me live on air, but 35 years ago, jurors told the post news day and the daily news and associated press that the actual holdout was an unemployed man who wanted to keep the trial going so he could continue getting paid by the court for his civic duty.
- 31:16[SPEAKER_04]: Was it polyshore?
- 31:16[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, that's just jury dirty.
- 31:18[SPEAKER_04]: It's a lot of jury duty.
- 31:19[SPEAKER_04]: It literally is the plot of jury duty here.
- 31:24[SPEAKER_04]: What the fuck is happening?
- 31:26[SPEAKER_04]: Let's see.
- 31:27[SPEAKER_04]: He was unemployed and like the $15 a day.
- 31:31[SPEAKER_04]: It's gone up to 20 now, coupe.
- 31:32[SPEAKER_04]: So if you want to end dude.
- 31:34[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, thank you.
- 31:35[SPEAKER_04]: They were getting three free meals back then.
- 31:38[SPEAKER_04]: Shit, no wonder you want to go anywhere.
- 31:41[SPEAKER_04]: This was Ger Valerie Holmes with an L, which I love, told News Day in the aftermath of the verdict.
- 31:48[SPEAKER_04]: He liked that we were arguing on and on, Holmes reiterated the claims of the posts, the only news describing the holdout as a very determined and manipulative man.
- 31:59[SPEAKER_04]: That is the key here.
- 32:00[SPEAKER_04]: It's a man.
- 32:02[SPEAKER_04]: Determined to get his way from table one this particular person was determined that the jury was going to find rack of its Not guilty by reason of mental illness and Mean while hosting said that she was the one Then they had to compromise.
- 32:21[SPEAKER_04]: I guess, but yeah, dude What the fuck?
- 32:25[SPEAKER_04]: This is one of the craziest lies ever.
- 32:27[SPEAKER_04]: Oh shit speaking of which
- 32:29[SPEAKER_04]: Dude, do you remember the show we did with Jennings from CNN, Scott Jennings, when he said he talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes?
- 32:37[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and I'll believe him.
- 32:39[SPEAKER_04]: I do.
- 32:40[SPEAKER_04]: Now, if he, I said if he was alive, I think I had to suck his dagger, something, but I think that's what it was.
- 32:46[SPEAKER_03]: Somebody's supposed to go back and check.
- 32:47[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, go back and check.
- 32:48[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not going to, obviously, but when you guys can, and I said it would apologize to you, Mitch McConnell ever, ever appeared alive again.
- 32:56[SPEAKER_04]: I do apologize for that, but the sunny host and thing, there's no fucking way out of this.
- 33:02[SPEAKER_04]: What happens to her job?
- 33:03[SPEAKER_04]: Are they really talking about firing her?
- 33:05[SPEAKER_01]: I've not heard anything about that, but she very clearly lied.
- 33:09[SPEAKER_01]: And typically, like, I went name a time when a journalist, a host of a team, she's not a journalist, but a host of a show that discusses news or something like that that more credibility is an issue.
- 33:19[SPEAKER_01]: Has made a claim like this about some historic event.
- 33:24[SPEAKER_01]: but they were part of and lied about it, and it was kept their job.
- 33:27[SPEAKER_01]: I've never seen that happen.
- 33:28[SPEAKER_01]: All right, I mean, these are the dumbest people on the face of the fucking earth, and they have no credibility to begin with, so I guess maybe they don't care, but I would be shocked if she kept her job after this.
- 33:39[SPEAKER_01]: Like you kind of, you have to fire or you can't do this.
- 33:42[SPEAKER_04]: I would sue, is there any updates from like TMZ or anybody else?
- 33:45[SPEAKER_04]: It's wild that the entire left media is silent on this.
- 33:49[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not seeing too much of an update on anything.
- 33:54[SPEAKER_04]: I always try to flip it, right?
- 33:58[SPEAKER_04]: Let's say fucking Hannity told this story or gut felt on Fox said that made up of fucking story this sensational to go along with this.
- 34:10[SPEAKER_04]: People would be calling for their fucking heads and it would be instant laughter over and over and over again.
- 34:14[SPEAKER_04]: Shit, we used to do this.
- 34:16[SPEAKER_04]: Who was the one that's got shot down and got fired?
- 34:18[SPEAKER_04]: Remember, he said he was in the plane and got shot down.
- 34:21[SPEAKER_03]: Williams.
- 34:21[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 34:22[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I was just looking at that.
- 34:24[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he was pretty much right away.
- 34:25[SPEAKER_03]: It's suspended for six months without pay.
- 34:27[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 34:28[SPEAKER_03]: And after an investigation, he was removed from the flagship evening news.
- 34:31[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, dude.
- 34:31[SPEAKER_01]: So why isn't the same thing happening right now?
- 34:33[SPEAKER_01]: And then he got hired three months later by MSNBR.
- 34:36[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, MSNBC.
- 34:37[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and he was doing the super super late show for them and they don't give a shit.
- 34:41[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know I don't know I don't know how who's the Who's the audience for this show?
- 34:52[SPEAKER_01]: because we talk about dead internet theory now, but there's been dead Nielsen for a long time.
- 34:58[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
- 34:58[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I was gonna say Mitch McConnell's peers would probably be.
- 35:01[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 35:02[SPEAKER_01]: Nielsen has been caught a number of times, faking numbers.
- 35:05[SPEAKER_01]: Not the organization are absurd.
- 35:07[SPEAKER_01]: They haven't been caught.
- 35:08[SPEAKER_01]: People have been caught faking Nielsen numbers several times over the years.
- 35:13[SPEAKER_01]: And...
- 35:16[SPEAKER_01]: There's no way I don't think anybody watches Candice Owens except for retarded white men and even dumb or white women.
- 35:28[SPEAKER_01]: Those are the only people that watch her.
- 35:30[SPEAKER_01]: But this TV show, I think maybe it's on the background, some places to think at the walkbys.
- 35:36[SPEAKER_01]: It is, yeah.
- 35:36[SPEAKER_01]: I've never met and look, this is a tribal thing I suppose, but I've never met anybody that watches this show ever.
- 35:44[SPEAKER_01]: not once.
- 35:44[SPEAKER_01]: I've met people who watch MSNBC.
- 35:47[SPEAKER_01]: I've met people.
- 35:48[SPEAKER_01]: I know people who watch Candace Owens and think she's fucking legit.
- 35:52[SPEAKER_01]: I've never met a single person who watches the view.
- 35:55[SPEAKER_01]: I've never met one.
- 35:56[SPEAKER_01]: Who is it?
- 35:57[SPEAKER_01]: Who watches the show?
- 35:59[SPEAKER_01]: Does anybody out there know someone who watches the show?
- 36:01[SPEAKER_01]: So, or is it a fucking warehouse somewhere where the bunch of Nealson devices hooked up to fucking Samsung TVs?
- 36:09[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not sure, but it's a coveted job and they make a fuck ton of money and selling nothing to no one.
- 36:15[SPEAKER_04]: I know, and I'm with you, I would say, is this, we used to see it in taxes on after the morning, I wouldn't, I think my wife watched this today show or whatever.
- 36:25[SPEAKER_04]: I used to come on after that.
- 36:27[SPEAKER_04]: Um, it's different everywhere, but it's kind of like a middle of the afternoon middle of the morning show for some places.
- 36:33[SPEAKER_04]: And um, I'm not sure.
- 36:36[SPEAKER_04]: Like it would bleed into that.
- 36:37[SPEAKER_04]: So it would be on in the background.
- 36:38[SPEAKER_04]: Usually I would catch a story before I left.
- 36:41[SPEAKER_04]: And I was like, how fuck got him views on.
- 36:44[SPEAKER_04]: Um, but yeah, dude, this is this I think is aired for 30 years.
- 36:49[SPEAKER_04]: How long has it been on the air?
- 36:50[SPEAKER_04]: Blue.
- 36:52[SPEAKER_04]: it's a long time.
- 36:53[SPEAKER_03]: It's been on since 97 I think.
- 36:55[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah something like that.
- 36:56[SPEAKER_03]: I know it was prior to column buying because I remember they didn't have a sort of column buying right after that happened.
- 37:00[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it started on August of 97.
- 37:02[SPEAKER_04]: Was sunny hosting did she get a school there?
- 37:05[SPEAKER_04]: Did she go to the column by?
- 37:07[SPEAKER_04]: If you ask her, she'll probably be there.
- 37:09[SPEAKER_01]: She was the third shooter that was never identified.
- 37:12[SPEAKER_01]: Interesting.
- 37:13[SPEAKER_01]: Interesting.
- 37:13[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a little older than the view, so, you know, that's good, at least.
- 37:16[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, way to go, Luke, you're yourself around of a plus than I.
- 37:19[SPEAKER_01]: So when you guys were asking why you actually, Luke, why did you feel the need to make it about yourself?
- 37:24[SPEAKER_01]: Are you doing a sunny hosted impression?
- 37:26[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I was going to say I was auditioning for the view.
- 37:28[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you could do it, you could do it for sure.
- 37:32[SPEAKER_04]: I'm looking through every news site here.
- 37:35[SPEAKER_04]: No one is touching the story besides the New York Post.
- 37:38[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, this is wildly fascinating.
- 37:41[SPEAKER_04]: Not only was it a very famous murder trial, but you have allegedly a famous person here who lied about it.
- 37:48[SPEAKER_04]: And yeah, usually it's pulls on parade and I've got nothing here from any of these news outlets.
- 37:56[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, nothing at all dude.
- 37:57[SPEAKER_04]: What a fucking weird time to be alive right now.
- 38:01[SPEAKER_04]: And why protects sunny hosting?
- 38:05[SPEAKER_01]: Um, I don't know.
- 38:05[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, she's gonna say I'm black and they fired me.
- 38:08[SPEAKER_01]: She's what what's her real name A sunshine a sunshine coming coming coming is her last name Very odd, I mean, I don't know she it's I mean
- 38:27[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe they have focus group testing and viewers like her or something, I don't know.
- 38:33[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, honestly, that's usually how networks make their decisions as based on focus groups.
- 38:38[SPEAKER_04]: I think people like Michael Jackson, and she kind of looks like the last acceptable version of Michael Jackson, and I think that's what they went with there, but what a crazy fucking lie.
- 38:49[SPEAKER_04]: And again, nobody's talking about this besides Fox and the New York Post.
- 38:55[SPEAKER_04]: shots if she keeps her fucking job that would be stunning to me absolutely stunning um she's 57 she got kids in shit what are you but he doing here um all right advertiser wise next up boy what a weird fucking story man
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- 41:48[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, how do you pronounce that virulians?
- 41:55[SPEAKER_01]: Ansai Israel activist grew up in a one very lent virulence virulent.
- 42:00[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, what does it mean is he goes viral?
- 42:02[SPEAKER_04]: No I mean you write the news dude.
- 42:06[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what that word means.
- 42:07[SPEAKER_01]: There is a big for man virulent is It's the same root word.
- 42:10[SPEAKER_04]: It means dangerous a dangerous Ansai Israel activist grew up in a 1.8 million dollar house
- 42:19[SPEAKER_04]: and one of the wealthiest towns in America before mass grading as a black Palestinian woman for years until she was outed as both whites and Jewish.
- 42:32[SPEAKER_04]: Are they calling her the Palestinian racial dozo?
- 42:34[SPEAKER_04]: Please, please, there we go.
- 42:36[SPEAKER_04]: Yep, that's what it looks like.
- 42:37[SPEAKER_04]: God dammit, that's great.
- 42:39[SPEAKER_04]: That's fucking great, dude.
- 42:41[SPEAKER_04]: Hannah Ghan, 34, a public school teacher, come on, man, she's a fucking school teacher.
- 42:48[SPEAKER_04]: Once branded Philadelphia's leading anti-Semites due to her rabbit activism grew up in the leafy confines of false church Virginia, a DC suburb with a second highest median income of any suburb in America, the post is uncovered.
- 43:05[SPEAKER_04]: Do we have a picture of this browser?
- 43:08[SPEAKER_04]: Whoa, do we have a picture?
- 43:09[SPEAKER_04]: This game, on the grand.
- 43:10[SPEAKER_04]: All right, let's hear this broad.
- 43:13[SPEAKER_00]: so much I owe to many people and causes I love and so little I can do to make it right.
- 43:21[SPEAKER_00]: As much as I feel shame and sorrow and regret to the depth of my core, I believe that apologies are meaningless without action.
- 43:29[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not saying any of this to make an explanation or excuse nor to seek forgiveness I do not deserve.
- 43:36[SPEAKER_00]: I simply want people's justified anger at my actions
- 43:42[SPEAKER_00]: One of the most sickening aspects of facing what I've done is seeing the way that the blowback is falling on people, groups, community, and causes, I genuinely care about.
- 43:53[SPEAKER_00]: I recognize it's far too late for me to mitigate all the damage I've done, but I'm determined to try to do what I can.
- 44:01[SPEAKER_00]: Which is why the first thing I need to say is this.
- 44:04[SPEAKER_00]: I hid the truth or outright lied about my background to everyone in my life.
- 44:10[SPEAKER_00]: There is not a single person on this planet, no friend, no fellow organizer, no one in my family, no professional connection, no secret up or handler who knew what I was doing.
- 44:21[SPEAKER_00]: I hid my family's background from everyone in Philly and also hid from the people in my own family what I was doing.
- 44:28[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe one day I'll make a video explaining what was going through my mind, how I allowed half truths and obfuscations to grow into outright lies, how genuinely I wanted to commit to the work I was doing in spite of those lies, but that's not what's most important right now.
- 44:45[SPEAKER_00]: Right now what matters most is that everyone understands that no one else helped to protect my perceptions or perpetuate my dishonesty.
- 44:54[SPEAKER_00]: no one should be blamed or judged for their association with me, no one else should be distrusted as a result of working with me.
- 45:01[SPEAKER_00]: The mistakes were mine alone, and their consequences should fall on me, directly, and solely as much as possible.
- 45:10[SPEAKER_00]: To that end, I need to speak specifically about Kazaya Ridgeway, because that is hands down one of the most incredible human beings I'll ever have the honor of knowing.
- 45:19[SPEAKER_00]: She is a woman of faith, truth, honor, and integrity.
- 45:23[SPEAKER_00]: She's an amazing mother, educator, organizer, and friend.
- 45:28[SPEAKER_00]: She not only speaks up, but lives up to her principles and lives them out in action every single day.
- 45:34[SPEAKER_00]: Her only mistake was being too trusting and too empathetic.
- 45:38[SPEAKER_00]: Believing in restorative practices that only work at both sides are being honest, which I wasn't ready to do.
- 45:44[SPEAKER_00]: I was afraid of losing one of the greatest friends that I never deserved in the first place.
- 45:48[SPEAKER_01]: And so I got what the fuck off?
- 45:51[SPEAKER_01]: What is even happening?
- 45:52[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I can't.
- 45:55[SPEAKER_04]: So is this her by the way?
- 45:57[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's her.
- 45:57[SPEAKER_04]: Do we have a picture of her all dressed up in black face and on that shit?
- 46:01[SPEAKER_01]: There we go.
- 46:02[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, she said black Palestinian.
- 46:04[SPEAKER_01]: She's got her gay could feel on there.
- 46:06[SPEAKER_01]: But she's Jewish.
- 46:07[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
- 46:08[SPEAKER_01]: But she's got some powder on.
- 46:10[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, she's definitely got some brown powder on for sure.
- 46:12[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know about that positive.
- 46:14[SPEAKER_04]: Look at the video we just showed versus that.
- 46:16[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, that's what Dolas all used to do.
- 46:19[SPEAKER_04]: It was a bronzer.
- 46:20[SPEAKER_04]: She used to put a light bronzer on.
- 46:21[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, she grew up in a $2 million house, her father, how again, is a prominent tax attorney that's shocking.
- 46:29[SPEAKER_01]: How, who went to U Penn, which is a 9-week school, like his daughter, as well as Yale Law School, while her mother is suzing in, is a Democratic election donor, shocking.
- 46:39[SPEAKER_01]: Now, while at her school, since renamed Merden, Meridian, excuse me, high school,
- 46:45[SPEAKER_01]: She was awarded a $2,500 national merit scholarship to support her college studies.
- 46:49[SPEAKER_01]: It sounds like she needed it.
- 46:52[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, that's coming from that family.
- 46:56[SPEAKER_01]: Her mother volunteered at the school and stuff like that.
- 46:59[SPEAKER_01]: It sounds like she had a good upbringing, nice parents, maybe a Democrat, but who cares.
- 47:06[SPEAKER_01]: Hannah reportedly lied to her fellow activists about being Palestinian and Tunisian.
- 47:13[SPEAKER_01]: Um, in fact, she's literally in Israeli and has living relatives in the West Bank right now, according to people that she's a Jew.
- 47:21[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 47:22[SPEAKER_01]: Um, the uncovering of her deception has been branded the Philadelphia Rachel Dolzall on social media.
- 47:30[SPEAKER_01]: And a reference to the former Idaho NAACP.
- 47:35[SPEAKER_01]: retar that you've seen before.
- 47:36[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this is what happens when attention horrors enter our new world where identity is the primary means of social hierarchy.
- 47:47[SPEAKER_01]: You have to like figure out some way that you belong to some aggrieved class or another, although I'm not sure what Tunisians would be bitching about in the United States.
- 47:58[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she's she's literally she's in Israeli.
- 48:01[SPEAKER_01]: No shit dude.
- 48:04[SPEAKER_04]: fucking a dude, Luke, you were locked into her stories over there, I'm out and what a fucking weird chick this is.
- 48:12[SPEAKER_04]: How many followers does she have?
- 48:13[SPEAKER_04]: A thousand.
- 48:16[SPEAKER_04]: Whoa, dude.
- 48:17[SPEAKER_04]: That's this is, I mean, this is a bizarre story.
- 48:20[SPEAKER_04]: And the fight for these causes and all this shit last question for you.
- 48:23[SPEAKER_04]: How old is this, Ron?
- 48:25[SPEAKER_01]: And she's still in college or I don't know.
- 48:27[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, since she plans on attending the University of Pennsylvania in the fall to begin her career as a teacher, I would imagine Penn would pull that back, that acceptance after this.
- 48:40[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe it depends on what she said on the form.
- 48:42[SPEAKER_01]: You don't get credit for being a Jew.
- 48:45[SPEAKER_04]: Hmm, isn't that the other race though?
- 48:49[SPEAKER_02]: It's what's not white.
- 48:50[SPEAKER_02]: If I pull it, would it be anti-Semitic now?
- 48:52[SPEAKER_01]: Jews not a race.
- 48:54[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you're right.
- 48:56[SPEAKER_01]: She wouldn't, you don't get any kind of hierarchical credit for being Jewish now.
- 49:00[SPEAKER_01]: She's 34.
- 49:02[SPEAKER_04]: What?
- 49:05[SPEAKER_04]: That's crazy, dude.
- 49:06[SPEAKER_04]: It looks, she looks younger than that, right?
- 49:08[SPEAKER_04]: She's 34 years old, and she thought she was younger, too, for sure.
- 49:11[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah.
- 49:15[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you're kidding.
- 49:16[SPEAKER_04]: Now pull it up, do it, pull it up, and she's just trying to make some money because she got out.
- 49:23[SPEAKER_04]: She couldn't get a job.
- 49:23[SPEAKER_04]: She said that's probably a little bit of a story.
- 49:26[SPEAKER_04]: Actually on on this show, dude, years ago and she said she couldn't get a job anymore.
- 49:31[SPEAKER_04]: I suspect it'll be the same way with her like who's going to want to hire this fucking broad after this like pretending to be a fucking
- 49:40[SPEAKER_04]: Palestinians.
- 49:41[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, this is a bizarre story, dude.
- 49:44[SPEAKER_04]: Um, yeah, have fun.
- 49:45[SPEAKER_04]: And then if you're the parents, what do you say here?
- 49:49[SPEAKER_04]: Because we're in this victim culture, but like it's usually younger people than 34.
- 49:54[SPEAKER_04]: She's fucking older than the demographic that's doing this bullshit right now.
- 49:58[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I guess I think they'd probably say, uh, Oive.
- 50:05[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
- 50:06[SPEAKER_01]: I don't either, man.
- 50:09[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you got to wonder how they're feeling right now.
- 50:14[SPEAKER_01]: Probably not great.
- 50:16[SPEAKER_01]: No, no.
- 50:18[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to all that trouble to bring your family here and why are you hovering over the follow button?
- 50:25[SPEAKER_01]: Blue.
- 50:26[SPEAKER_04]: Get off it, dude.
- 50:27[SPEAKER_04]: Are you thinking about it?
- 50:29[SPEAKER_04]: Go down to that other thing.
- 50:31[SPEAKER_04]: Did she show a video of herself protesting?
- 50:33[SPEAKER_04]: The dumb part about third one over.
- 50:35[SPEAKER_01]: The dumb part about all this is like what's her follower account.
- 50:39[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's negligible.
- 50:40[SPEAKER_01]: Thousands.
- 50:41[SPEAKER_01]: Nobody would have ever known who she was.
- 50:43[SPEAKER_01]: She could have gotten a job, whether dad and made a good life for herself or whatever.
- 50:48[SPEAKER_01]: Instead, she wanted to be a fucking retard.
- 50:50[SPEAKER_01]: And now everybody knows who she is.
- 50:51[SPEAKER_01]: That's fine too.
- 50:55[SPEAKER_01]: If you're fine, if you're really believe in stuff, go do it, I guess, but don't lie about who you are.
- 51:01[SPEAKER_01]: That's weird.
- 51:02[SPEAKER_04]: And it's strange.
- 51:03[SPEAKER_01]: Like it doesn't, you don't need to be any of those things to care about that issue.
- 51:10[SPEAKER_01]: So what, what does that add to it?
- 51:12[SPEAKER_01]: That's just, it's very odd.
- 51:14[SPEAKER_04]: It's almost like a cosplay type stitch where they enjoy that part of it, that element of it, in the camaraderie and shit.
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- 55:02[SPEAKER_04]: The old misjogging though is as a craze when an old miss student says she was drugged at a bar over the weekend days before two students were found dead as bars around Oxford Titan Security with fears running rampants through the college town, Lafayette County Metro narcotics said that's in a news release the investigation they're looking into the deaths of two college aged individuals whose bodies were discovered at separate locations.
- 55:28[SPEAKER_04]: authorities have not established a connection between the deaths, though packaged cratum, purchased from a retail store was uncovered in each investigation.
- 55:37[SPEAKER_04]: They say we do not have confirmed information indicating that cratum or any other substance was contributing factor in either death, almost student Mary Harvey told Fox News digital that she went out to the bars on Saturday nights.
- 55:53[SPEAKER_04]: to watch the Ole Miss rebels football game against LSU, where she said she was drugged and couldn't recall much of what happened that night.
- 56:01[SPEAKER_04]: Later into the night, around the time when the game ended, I don't remember a single thing, and I was told by a boy there that I fell down.
- 56:09[SPEAKER_04]: Harvey said police put her in an Uber, where she was taken her dorm, where other students needed to help her get to her room.
- 56:17[SPEAKER_04]: That's odd.
- 56:18[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you wouldn't take her to hospital at that point.
- 56:20[SPEAKER_04]: I guess.
- 56:20[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 56:21[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
- 56:22[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, later after that, my roommate got in the shower and she said that while she was in the shower, I went missing.
- 56:29[SPEAKER_04]: and apps as she left the dorm to find me with searching everywhere, searching on every floor, but on her way back from searching, she found me passed out in the hall of my dorm.
- 56:38[SPEAKER_04]: Harvey said she no longer feels safe at the dorm building, saying, so on Facebook, people are scared to leave their dorm rooms.
- 56:46[SPEAKER_04]: They also say, I feel like everything's just kind of getting swept into the rug and covered up when it should be addressed, like immediately, she said.
- 56:53[SPEAKER_04]: All right, this cratum shit, man.
- 56:56[SPEAKER_04]: I've heard this story at several campuses.
- 56:58[SPEAKER_01]: What's the facts and figures here on Crayton?
- 57:01[SPEAKER_01]: What do you know about this?
- 57:02[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know anything about that.
- 57:03[SPEAKER_01]: And I think the reports said that they didn't tie Crayton to any of this stuff.
- 57:09[SPEAKER_01]: My understanding of that drug is that there's no, it doesn't make you black out or anything like that.
- 57:15[SPEAKER_04]: I've done it a handful of times, and it's never happening to me.
- 57:17[SPEAKER_04]: What is it exactly?
- 57:18[SPEAKER_04]: Like we had it on the show in a pill form, but it was too much for me, man.
- 57:24[SPEAKER_04]: I end up like,
- 57:26[SPEAKER_04]: I forget the average size it was, but I was just like, hey, like the first two times, I felt okay.
- 57:31[SPEAKER_04]: After that, I didn't feel good on that ship.
- 57:33[SPEAKER_04]: And I was like, I don't know what this is.
- 57:34[SPEAKER_04]: And I like, we got to get rid of it.
- 57:36[SPEAKER_04]: But what's, do you smoke it now?
- 57:38[SPEAKER_04]: What is it?
- 57:39[SPEAKER_03]: I've never smoked it.
- 57:40[SPEAKER_03]: I think the only way that you can take it is either in pill form.
- 57:43[SPEAKER_03]: My friends and I were doing it when it first started getting popular, probably.
- 57:48[SPEAKER_03]: um, 2013, 2014, something like that.
- 57:51[SPEAKER_03]: And we would just buy bags of the ground up powder from the gas station, mix it with some water and drink it and you get fucked up.
- 57:57[SPEAKER_03]: But what's the fucked up like?
- 57:59[SPEAKER_03]: It says opioid like.
- 58:00[SPEAKER_03]: It's, yeah, it's sort of opioid.
- 58:01[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't feel like like if you take a smaller dose, you get a bit of a stimulant feeling from it.
- 58:08[SPEAKER_03]: If you feel like a large dose, I was out of my mind.
- 58:11[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the large dose is where you get the more opiate like effects.
- 58:14[SPEAKER_03]: The small dose, it's more like a stimulant.
- 58:16[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, uh, is this a chick from Ole Miss?
- 58:18[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, press play.
- 58:21[SPEAKER_06]: My name is Mary Harvey.
- 58:22[SPEAKER_06]: I'm a freshman here at the University of Mississippi.
- 58:24[SPEAKER_06]: Later into that night around the time when the game ended, uh, do not remember a single thing.
- 58:31[SPEAKER_06]: And I was told, God boy, that was there, that I fell down, and the bouncer's in that barge.
- 58:37[SPEAKER_06]: picked me up and rode me outside on the curb by myself and then shortly later I was told by my mother that two girls found me outside and called her and then they called the cops Oxford Police Department and then the cops put me in the back seat on the Uber all by myself and shipped me off to my dorm where the Uber driver apparently had to get other students to help her carry me into my dorm but me in
- 59:07[SPEAKER_06]: And then later after that, my roommate got the shower and she said, well, she was the shower.
- 59:12[SPEAKER_06]: I went missing.
- 59:14[SPEAKER_06]: And she left the door and the fine man was searching everywhere, searched every floor, but I don't want to way back from searching.
- 59:20[SPEAKER_06]: She found me passed out in the hall of my door.
- 59:23[SPEAKER_06]: And I have asked multiple times, I've tried multiple times to get the camera footage and nobody will let me see it.
- 59:31[SPEAKER_06]: 100% it is so bad.
- 59:34[SPEAKER_06]: Hotford is getting terrible, and it's such a pretty place that it shouldn't be like this.
- 59:41[SPEAKER_06]: People should feel safe here and want to live here.
- 59:44[SPEAKER_06]: But as of now, I don't even feel safe in my dorm building instead of.
- 59:48[SPEAKER_04]: What an odd story, man, because let's take like GHB or
- 59:55[SPEAKER_04]: What's the other big one that's like the date rape drug?
- 59:57[SPEAKER_04]: Roofing.
- 59:57[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, those make you vomit like intensely in all of the shits.
- 1:00:04[SPEAKER_04]: She didn't have that.
- 1:00:05[SPEAKER_04]: It sounds like, which leaves me to believe it's something else.
- 1:00:09[SPEAKER_04]: Because I, yeah, I'd say I think it's what the story was either here at Ross Pash for Revolution where I got to Roof eat it up by what I believe is a gay bartender.
- 1:00:20[SPEAKER_04]: And Los Angeles, the reason I'm saying this is I was at a very small private birthday party where there was only like 12 of us right and I felt it kick in and it was like, oh my god, I get to get the fuck out of here and I threw up violently for about 24 hours straight and it's everything dude, GHB was the same way and you start puking your fucking brains out.
- 1:00:40[SPEAKER_04]: So this seems like something totally different.
- 1:00:43[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what it is obviously, but
- 1:00:46[SPEAKER_04]: to get up and disappear, if you're looking drug-wise.
- 1:00:50[SPEAKER_04]: And when time hurts shit, like that is on, what's the sleeping ambient?
- 1:00:54[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, that's what I was just thinking too.
- 1:00:56[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
- 1:00:57[SPEAKER_03]: I think only thing, but I don't know.
- 1:00:59[SPEAKER_03]: Is it just me or is it kind of fucked up that the balancers at the bar just picked up a past-out girl and just set her out on the curb and left her there?
- 1:01:08[SPEAKER_03]: Is that legal?
- 1:01:09[SPEAKER_03]: Like aren't bar supposed to,
- 1:01:11[SPEAKER_04]: know like that no so you you do set them outside and usually ask a if their friends are there to take them home or apparently they put her in an Uber and got her out of there like it said I would have gone to the hospital but um yeah if that's what she's saying she feels unsafe about that makes more sense to me where yeah dude you got to look after people I mean luckily nothing happened to this girl but then the two dead students I don't know what happened to them
- 1:01:39[SPEAKER_04]: Um, you got all these weird experimental drugs that are going on inside these sea stores, these convenience stores that are happening.
- 1:01:46[SPEAKER_04]: That's, what was the other one?
- 1:01:48[SPEAKER_04]: Seven oh H. Um, we covered that on a show.
- 1:01:51[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't remember what what happened with that.
- 1:01:54[SPEAKER_01]: Um, I still on shelves.
- 1:01:56[SPEAKER_03]: It's still on shelves.
- 1:01:58[SPEAKER_03]: Um, create them.
- 1:01:58[SPEAKER_03]: What was the other one?
- 1:01:59[SPEAKER_03]: He used to smoke back in the day, coupe.
- 1:02:01[SPEAKER_03]: Spice?
- 1:02:02[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
- 1:02:03[SPEAKER_03]: Spice and K2 were other over the counter drugs you could get.
- 1:02:06[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and then one would kind of knock you out for like two minutes
- 1:02:10[SPEAKER_04]: See a bunch of weird.
- 1:02:11[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's Salvia.
- 1:02:12[SPEAKER_04]: Salvia, yep.
- 1:02:13[SPEAKER_04]: But they still sell all of this shit.
- 1:02:15[SPEAKER_04]: And it's only kind of expanded at this point.
- 1:02:17[SPEAKER_04]: And it's like loop holes around the system.
- 1:02:20[SPEAKER_02]: So I don't know what's going on there.
- 1:02:21[SPEAKER_02]: There was a guy who I used to watch on YouTube, who his whole thing was like drugs and like LSD and like crazy stuff like that.
- 1:02:29[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the dude, he was on vice glasses.
- 1:02:32[SPEAKER_03]: No, he wasn't a vice guy.
- 1:02:33[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, he was, he's like Hamilton Morris's a guy that I'm thinking of.
- 1:02:36[SPEAKER_02]: His YouTube channel name is a psych substance.
- 1:02:40[SPEAKER_02]: His whole thing was like doing drugs and like being responsible with it, but he got addicted to cradium and it was like his biggest vice, which was crazy because he did everything, you know?
- 1:02:49[SPEAKER_04]: There's a bunch of people that are addicted to it.
- 1:02:51[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 1:02:51[SPEAKER_04]: Um, no lie.
- 1:02:52[SPEAKER_04]: And the people that were with the ones, I remember when we started advertising and like, oh, yeah, this is the next thing or whatever.
- 1:02:57[SPEAKER_04]: I took it before I went and worked out.
- 1:02:59[SPEAKER_04]: I did have shortness of breath.
- 1:03:01[SPEAKER_04]: I knew that.
- 1:03:01[SPEAKER_04]: I got my chest felt constricted, but I didn't know if it was just your two amped up on shit,
- 1:03:07[SPEAKER_04]: Back in the day, it was one that the GNC that was just Make you go nuts.
- 1:03:12[SPEAKER_04]: It was one of those Mark McWire drugs and I was like this is too much.
- 1:03:17[SPEAKER_03]: It's a little too much turn turn my face red working out Yeah, I'm trying I think I know the one that you're talking about I want to say it's called like red line or something my friends used to get it to we'd use it to party fuck So pop this up right there, Luke These are what they're selling at the stores right now.
- 1:03:33[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, feel free
- 1:03:35[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and the 70H, they're selling it in pill forms, vape, is that liquid at the top?
- 1:03:43[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's like a little drink, like a five hour energy.
- 1:03:46[SPEAKER_04]: No shit.
- 1:03:48[SPEAKER_04]: And what does that do?
- 1:03:49[SPEAKER_04]: It's just an opioid or supposed to thank you.
- 1:03:51[SPEAKER_03]: If you like some, I'm trying to find it.
- 1:03:53[SPEAKER_03]: Somebody in the chat was just saying, oh, here, uh,
- 1:03:56[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how to plan.
- 1:03:57[SPEAKER_03]: Can do attitude says seven OH is a synthetic form of cratum.
- 1:04:04[SPEAKER_04]: There you go.
- 1:04:05[SPEAKER_04]: So it might be it after all.
- 1:04:08[SPEAKER_04]: But if you're old miss, look, your team is number four in the nation and kids are going to be partying this weekend.
- 1:04:15[SPEAKER_04]: They're playing Florida.
- 1:04:16[SPEAKER_04]: They're going to be out of the bars.
- 1:04:18[SPEAKER_04]: All that other shit.
- 1:04:19[SPEAKER_04]: You cannot afford for this to happen again.
- 1:04:20[SPEAKER_01]: No, but I would say you should probably figure
- 1:04:25[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, um, boy, that's a, that's a, that's a strange amount.
- 1:04:31[SPEAKER_04]: Um, okay.
- 1:04:33[SPEAKER_04]: Usually when you hear a story like this and this girl's like, I don't feel safe here, you're like, all right, probably looking for some money or something else.
- 1:04:38[SPEAKER_04]: But I mean, genuinely, if you got four different people in tumor dead, same night, yeah, there's something going on.
- 1:04:45[SPEAKER_04]: Whatever it is, man.
- 1:04:47[SPEAKER_04]: Shit, that's a crazy fucking story.
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- 1:05:37[SPEAKER_04]: And we have to bet goes down the other half stays up like tonight for example during that Falcon's game.
- 1:05:43[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not going to want to wash that after the first quarter.
- 1:05:45[SPEAKER_04]: So I'm going to put my side down.
- 1:05:47[SPEAKER_04]: My wife will probably keep her's up just to laugh at me.
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- 1:05:54[SPEAKER_04]: They've also got flashlights on there.
- 1:05:56[SPEAKER_04]: You get a piss.
- 1:05:57[SPEAKER_04]: Just dump out the middle of the night.
- 1:05:59[SPEAKER_04]: Shit.
- 1:05:59[SPEAKER_04]: They'd be great at Ole Miss.
- 1:06:01[SPEAKER_04]: I know.
- 1:06:02[SPEAKER_04]: You get fucking cratum to death over there.
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- 1:06:51[SPEAKER_04]: It's not good.
- 1:06:52[SPEAKER_04]: Come on
- 1:06:53[SPEAKER_04]: it's big sued by her own police chief over shocking sexual harassment and retaliation claims court documents show Saint Paul police chief Axel Henry filed the lawsuits against mayor Kaholi.
- 1:07:10[SPEAKER_04]: Kaholi her.
- 1:07:12[SPEAKER_04]: That's a fucking weird name.
- 1:07:13[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, not anymore.
- 1:07:14[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
- 1:07:15[SPEAKER_04]: She's she's a gentleman.
- 1:07:17[SPEAKER_04]: There we go.
- 1:07:18[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, probably Pacific Islander.
- 1:07:22[SPEAKER_03]: God damn, thank you.
- 1:07:25[SPEAKER_03]: Jesus Christ, man.
- 1:07:26[SPEAKER_04]: I don't even know where that came from.
- 1:07:28[SPEAKER_04]: I'm told you earlier, dude.
- 1:07:29[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody over there is a Chinaman and that's it.
- 1:07:33[SPEAKER_02]: Fuck.
- 1:07:34[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it won't happen again.
- 1:07:35[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I was thinking, Penaisquad as well, but you're right.
- 1:07:38[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, do Pacific Islander.
- 1:07:41[SPEAKER_04]: God, damn it, we're not doing that today.
- 1:07:44[SPEAKER_04]: We just got two pandas delivered, right?
- 1:07:47[SPEAKER_04]: Definitely not doing that today.
- 1:07:50[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, the St. Paul police chief, Axel Henry, great name, by the way, Axel Foley.
- 1:07:57[SPEAKER_04]: File the law suit against the mayor on Wednesday, accusing the city's first female mayor of a slew of inappropriate encounters, including comparing the top cops' penis size.
- 1:08:09[SPEAKER_04]: Touching his upper thigh during a budget meeting, making orgasm noises at the police department gym.
- 1:08:17[SPEAKER_04]: like that and photoshopping officers faces on the bodybuilders with prominent bulges in the crotch area.
- 1:08:27[SPEAKER_04]: Is any of this real is why the show is called fake news?
- 1:08:30[SPEAKER_04]: Is this real?
- 1:08:32[SPEAKER_01]: This is coming soon.
- 1:08:33[SPEAKER_01]: Come on, man.
- 1:08:35[SPEAKER_01]: Are you kidding?
- 1:08:35[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and his 73 page lawsuit contains a whole
- 1:08:46[SPEAKER_01]: several the allegations the mayor allegedly committed were during public appearances in government events.
- 1:08:52[SPEAKER_01]: For instance, while standing with Henry and deputy chief Tim Flynn at a police academy graduation and February of this year, she allegedly asked him why his Tim's bigger and made a facial expression that suggested the Henry the comet was meant to be a sex
- 1:09:13[SPEAKER_01]: Henry asked her what she was referring to and she allegedly pointed toward the ribbon bar on his uniform in the same conversation.
- 1:09:24[SPEAKER_01]: She allegedly asked Henry what his mff or mobile field force revenge stood for Despite being already briefed on the events where they were where they're worn mff is also code for male female as in a two-girl three-some After Henry explained it stood for that she snart.
- 1:09:48[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I thought I thought it said milk So maybe I could get one
- 1:09:53[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, dude.
- 1:09:54[SPEAKER_01]: I'll have a picture of her again.
- 1:09:55[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, let's see this bruiser again.
- 1:10:00[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, how old is this brunt?
- 1:10:04[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, look, Milf has the word eye in it.
- 1:10:06[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, not just the letter, but the word eye.
- 1:10:08[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
- 1:10:09[SPEAKER_01]: And that's subjective.
- 1:10:11[SPEAKER_01]: So I guess to some people, maybe she is.
- 1:10:13[SPEAKER_01]: She allegedly would also approach officers working out and call them BV.
- 1:10:17[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, on multiple occasions in January of this year, she photoshopped those weird ass pictures of them as bodybuilders that you saw when officers saw the doctor's images, they both remarked that their wives would be offended if they saw it.
- 1:10:33[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, maybe.
- 1:10:36[SPEAKER_01]: Um, the mayor printed and hung the Photoshop photos and gold frames and bizarrely posted her own headshot.
- 1:10:43[SPEAKER_01]: Over official staff command portraits, department awards and SWAT retirement plaques with the police department, whole end of police department hallways, including an area where, quote, the pictures of their leadership being mocked and sexualized, we're visible to sworn in staff and civilians.
- 1:11:00[SPEAKER_01]: Um,
- 1:11:02[SPEAKER_01]: Several instances of unwanted physical contact and sexual advantages were also alleged in the suit.
- 1:11:07[SPEAKER_01]: Her she allegedly tracked Henry's calendar of followed him to an ex golf location on February on my birthday this year.
- 1:11:17[SPEAKER_01]: February, look at that while he was taking vacation time with a sergeant from that department.
- 1:11:24[SPEAKER_01]: The final claim she told him that she had quote had come
- 1:11:29[SPEAKER_01]: I had to come like this because you guys would invite me and left after 20 minutes.
- 1:11:37[SPEAKER_01]: She's a Democrat.
- 1:11:40[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if that part's relevant really.
- 1:11:42[SPEAKER_01]: It just sounds like she hasn't been laid.
- 1:11:46[SPEAKER_04]: All right, I think, hey, Luke, let's, let's really dig deeper into this.
- 1:11:49[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, we're not just podcast host, we're journalists today.
- 1:11:53[SPEAKER_04]: I think type in her name, so it's Mayor K-A-O-H-L-Y Newword-Her, H-E-R, just type in her in a Google and scroll through some of these pictures here, um, because this isn't great, um, but, um,
- 1:12:14[SPEAKER_04]: You know, one man's trash is another man's treasure.
- 1:12:17[SPEAKER_04]: So scroll down here.
- 1:12:19[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, go to the one four right.
- 1:12:22[SPEAKER_01]: Right there.
- 1:12:22[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
- 1:12:24[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe some heavy's a I'm trying to think of something there that it's like all right your board.
- 1:12:29[SPEAKER_04]: It's another race This is a fun night out.
- 1:12:33[SPEAKER_04]: You know, she's been rubbing your hog already according to this report and put in your Faces on body builders.
- 1:12:43[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know any any dude that's gonna be mad about that.
- 1:12:45[SPEAKER_04]: Look at that dude
- 1:12:46[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, Coupe, what if I put your head on there and then I play a hung-down on the wall?
- 1:12:50[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I'd be kind of flattered.
- 1:12:51[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I'm saying.
- 1:12:52[SPEAKER_03]: That's sexual harassment.
- 1:12:53[SPEAKER_03]: It takes time to put something like that together.
- 1:12:55[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
- 1:12:56[SPEAKER_04]: And it's saying to you, I believe in you.
- 1:12:58[SPEAKER_04]: You know, maybe one day you can aspire to this.
- 1:13:01[SPEAKER_04]: I knew thumbnail idea.
- 1:13:03[SPEAKER_04]: I know.
- 1:13:03[SPEAKER_04]: Look at that, dude.
- 1:13:05[SPEAKER_04]: But as far as this bruiser is concerned, I think she's got to take it where she can get it here at this point.
- 1:13:11[SPEAKER_04]: I thought she was a lesbian, based on some of these other photos.
- 1:13:14[SPEAKER_04]: You go back, she's got a bandana around her, look at that.
- 1:13:16[SPEAKER_04]: It's a nice fall day outside.
- 1:13:18[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, this person looks like they drive a super room.
- 1:13:21[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I kind of feel like she might just be a dude jackass.
- 1:13:27[SPEAKER_01]: You think so?
- 1:13:29[SPEAKER_01]: Aside from her getting physically grabby with somebody, the rest of this just sounds like she's a fucking retard.
- 1:13:37[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 1:13:38[SPEAKER_01]: And it sounds like homeboys trying to get a check from the city to be honest.
- 1:13:41[SPEAKER_04]: Socialy awkward, but, uh, look.
- 1:13:45[SPEAKER_04]: probably gives a great hand job.
- 1:13:47[SPEAKER_04]: I'm trying to look at the positives in life.
- 1:13:49[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
- 1:13:49[SPEAKER_01]: Just let us have full.
- 1:13:51[SPEAKER_01]: Just to pick me, like low self esteem, but wants to be part of the group, make me so she engages in goofy male behavior that that's my guess.
- 1:14:04[SPEAKER_01]: And now they're going to bankrupt the city over it.
- 1:14:07[SPEAKER_04]: Well, if it wasn't Minneapolis, I would care.
- 1:14:11[SPEAKER_04]: But it is Minneapolis, and I don't care.
- 1:14:13[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody's taking money out of that goddamn city anyway.
- 1:14:15[SPEAKER_04]: So whatever, dude, you want to get shares and get the fuck out of there, get 40 acres and fucking Tennessee and move on with your life.
- 1:14:21[SPEAKER_04]: That's fine, I guess.
- 1:14:23[SPEAKER_04]: I wouldn't want to be in that goddamn city, and if she grabbed your hog, I'm sure she can get it, or the dude.
- 1:14:30[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure these police officers can get that money there.
- 1:14:33[SPEAKER_04]: But this just looks like a doorky lady who's, I don't think she's married.
- 1:14:39[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I think if this was Lauren Bobert, she would have gotten away with him.
- 1:14:44[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you kidding me, dude?
- 1:14:46[SPEAKER_04]: That's your hoping it is, right?
- 1:14:48[SPEAKER_04]: If you're going to get molested by somebody at work, you're hoping it's a bobert and not this, Chubby little,
- 1:14:55[SPEAKER_04]: China woman.
- 1:14:56[SPEAKER_01]: I guess it depends on your strategy.
- 1:14:58[SPEAKER_01]: The problem with the pick me, somebody with low with low social standing and like she appears to have, is they're not embarrassed to talk about what's happened.
- 1:15:10[SPEAKER_01]: You know, like if you're trying to dip your pen in the company's stink as they like to say, and you're, I mean, look, if you're a single person and you're trying to do that, I wouldn't recommend it, but if you're gonna do it,
- 1:15:25[SPEAKER_01]: so that the person that you hook up with is embarrassed, so they'll never tell anybody.
- 1:15:31[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's the way to do it if you're going to do it.
- 1:15:34[SPEAKER_01]: Not not to be.
- 1:15:36[SPEAKER_01]: unethical order, encourage any unethical behavior, anything, because I don't really think it matters, but if you're going to do something like that and you don't want to be in the fucking news, I recommend going in that direction.
- 1:15:48[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody like this is always going to come out, because she's broadcasting.
- 1:15:54[SPEAKER_01]: She's trying to fucking jack off half the department over there.
- 1:15:57[SPEAKER_01]: And at some point, she's going to have two cocks at her hand at the same time.
- 1:16:04[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I mean, you can.
- 1:16:06[SPEAKER_04]: Obviously, we saw it lady in Tennessee.
- 1:16:08[SPEAKER_04]: Laverne, Tennessee, remember her.
- 1:16:10[SPEAKER_04]: She was a fun one.
- 1:16:11[SPEAKER_04]: I remember that she doesn't have a job anymore.
- 1:16:13[SPEAKER_04]: Well, yet, you know, she could be hunting right now.
- 1:16:16[SPEAKER_04]: We don't know.
- 1:16:17[SPEAKER_04]: But that picture that you showed, Luke, that was redacted, is actually her.
- 1:16:22[SPEAKER_04]: Um, I'll read this to you here.
- 1:16:24[SPEAKER_04]: Now I know what the redaction is.
- 1:16:26[SPEAKER_04]: Um, so she sent this out to everybody that said happy Weener Wednesday, which I was having a hot dog emoji, uh, with all of you on six today, uh, when she wraps you up and her blanket after you gave her a good winering and then underneath that the redaction is, uh, the head of a penis.
- 1:16:48[SPEAKER_04]: So they had wrapped up a cock in a tiny little blankets.
- 1:16:53[SPEAKER_04]: And then it was the head of the penis, kind of looking like a newborn baby or something like that.
- 1:16:58[SPEAKER_04]: And you got to admire that.
- 1:17:00[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, she put some work into this and everything else.
- 1:17:03[SPEAKER_04]: You got to commend her for it.
- 1:17:04[SPEAKER_02]: but that just looks like something got to see on the the drinking bros app.
- 1:17:08[SPEAKER_04]: I know, but you're not going to uh, she's going to lose the suit.
- 1:17:13[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, she'd probably do pretty well on the drinking bros app.
- 1:17:15[SPEAKER_04]: But yes, you would do it.
- 1:17:16[SPEAKER_04]: Tate Tuesday and all that was shit.
- 1:17:18[SPEAKER_04]: Um, that's just wild, man.
- 1:17:20[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, I fucking get it.
- 1:17:22[SPEAKER_04]: But you're going to get fired and you're also going to have to pay a shit ton of money to this guy.
- 1:17:26[SPEAKER_04]: Now, if you're him, again, the police officer, he probably just wants to get the fuck out of the city.
- 1:17:30[SPEAKER_04]: You're George Floyd.
- 1:17:32[SPEAKER_04]: You got all of, uh, fries bullship mayor, fries bullship.
- 1:17:35[SPEAKER_04]: You got all these fucking waterheads running on the hall.
- 1:17:37[SPEAKER_01]: It's a separate city.
- 1:17:39[SPEAKER_01]: Whatever, man.
- 1:17:40[SPEAKER_01]: Aren't they combined?
- 1:17:40[SPEAKER_01]: Are there's the Twin Cities?
- 1:17:42[SPEAKER_01]: They're called the Twin Cities because they're next to each other, not because of the city.
- 1:17:45[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 1:17:45[SPEAKER_04]: I think I think all of them want to get the fuck out of that whole state.
- 1:17:49[SPEAKER_01]: Same quality.
- 1:17:50[SPEAKER_01]: It has historically been a bigger shit hole than many
- 1:17:57[SPEAKER_01]: can tell you.
- 1:17:58[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, son of a bitch, dude.
- 1:18:00[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
- 1:18:01[SPEAKER_04]: Well, happy weiner Wednesday.
- 1:18:03[SPEAKER_04]: I don't even know weiner Wednesdays a thing.
- 1:18:05[SPEAKER_04]: Good for her, dude.
- 1:18:07[SPEAKER_04]: And then in this picture, she's wearing like a Navajo dress, too.
- 1:18:11[SPEAKER_04]: I'm so confused by all of this.
- 1:18:13[SPEAKER_03]: I think Luke was just looking it up earlier and you found that she was home.
- 1:18:16[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, she is homeong.
- 1:18:18[SPEAKER_02]: Which is not homeong, it's mom.
- 1:18:20[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, you're right, sorry.
- 1:18:21[SPEAKER_02]: Mom, I like homeong.
- 1:18:22[SPEAKER_02]: They're homeonging.
- 1:18:23[SPEAKER_02]: They're homeonging.
- 1:18:24[SPEAKER_02]: They're homeonging.
- 1:18:24[SPEAKER_02]: They're homeonging.
- 1:18:25[SPEAKER_01]: They're homeonging.
- 1:18:27[SPEAKER_02]: They're homeonging.
- 1:18:28[SPEAKER_02]: They're homeonging.
- 1:18:28[SPEAKER_02]: They're homeonging.
- 1:18:29[SPEAKER_02]: They're homeonging.
- 1:18:30[SPEAKER_02]: They're homeonging.
- 1:18:30[SPEAKER_02]: They're homeonging.
- 1:18:32[SPEAKER_02]: They're homeonging.
- 1:18:33[SPEAKER_01]: They're homeonging.
- 1:18:34[SPEAKER_02]: They're homeonging.
- 1:18:34[SPEAKER_02]: They're homeonging.
- 1:18:35[SPEAKER_02]: They're homeonging.
- 1:18:36[SPEAKER_02]: They're homeonging.
- 1:18:36[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 1:18:37[SPEAKER_01]: or Korean, uh, uh, uh, well, they're both, I think they've spread out everywhere now.
- 1:18:41[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Vietnam, last time, I mean, Myanmar, um, you know, oh, the tiny country of louss, they're a mighty mouth, wow, most known for, uh, their, uh, innovation in the prosthetic sector.
- 1:18:55[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and I mean, now, like, I'm just, I'm going to see this cock here.
- 1:19:00[SPEAKER_04]: I think I found it.
- 1:19:02[SPEAKER_03]: Hmm.
- 1:19:03[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
- 1:19:05[SPEAKER_04]: So she blurred out that there was a little baby hadn't there and she blurred it out to make it look like a penis picture Well, hey, so there it wasn't even a dick underneath.
- 1:19:13[SPEAKER_03]: I wasn't a dick underneath.
- 1:19:14[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I'm looking at her right now.
- 1:19:16[SPEAKER_04]: We can't show it But I'm not showing a baby after doing a cox story on the show obviously People are getting sued for Christ sex, but man
- 1:19:25[SPEAKER_04]: What a fucking wild one here.
- 1:19:27[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
- 1:19:28[SPEAKER_04]: That will bring us.
- 1:19:31[SPEAKER_04]: We always do drink and bro the week and drink and bro's.com.
- 1:19:33[SPEAKER_04]: Support the show.
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- 1:19:36[SPEAKER_04]: Bro Box has been on fire.
- 1:19:38[SPEAKER_04]: And we always kind of do a theme with whatever the month is.
- 1:19:42[SPEAKER_04]: It's getting cooler out there.
- 1:19:44[SPEAKER_04]: It's false.
- 1:19:44[SPEAKER_03]: I have something in I think there's somebody going to be for fall in the box.
- 1:19:49[SPEAKER_04]: And then this is a great one.
- 1:19:50[SPEAKER_04]: Zoom in on that one more time.
- 1:19:52[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know who needs to hear this.
- 1:19:56[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
- 1:19:57[SPEAKER_04]: Another lady did that over the fucking weekend.
- 1:20:00[SPEAKER_04]: Penn State cocaine shirt has been on fire, do they got a big game this weekend?
- 1:20:04[SPEAKER_04]: What the kid do?
- 1:20:05[SPEAKER_04]: It's homecoming.
- 1:20:07[SPEAKER_04]: Which in which one?
- 1:20:09[SPEAKER_04]: The baby in the fight club?
- 1:20:11[SPEAKER_04]: The told.
- 1:20:12[SPEAKER_04]: Not a lot of that's a first rule.
- 1:20:15[SPEAKER_04]: Living life day today.
- 1:20:15[SPEAKER_04]: Did Brandon make that?
- 1:20:17[SPEAKER_03]: It's really fun to do.
- 1:20:19[SPEAKER_03]: He's got the score wrong, fucking loser.
- 1:20:21[SPEAKER_03]: And we lost by a point.
- 1:20:23[SPEAKER_04]: I'll call him afterwards.
- 1:20:24[SPEAKER_04]: But, and then the other shirt fall, right?
- 1:20:26[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the flock hunters.
- 1:20:28[SPEAKER_04]: That is crossed over and everybody has those fucking shirts.
- 1:20:31[SPEAKER_04]: So big, big fan of those.
- 1:20:34[SPEAKER_04]: And then you can submit it on the app.
- 1:20:36[SPEAKER_04]: The app is free on iPhones and Android's.
- 1:20:39[SPEAKER_04]: But we have, I don't know.
- 1:20:43[SPEAKER_04]: Is 800 subgroups on drinking bros?
- 1:20:45[SPEAKER_04]: I don't even know if it's something not, dude.
- 1:20:47[SPEAKER_04]: And so we've got a drink of bros fitness group.
- 1:20:49[SPEAKER_04]: It's got 22,000 members on Facebook.
- 1:20:52[SPEAKER_04]: We've been doing this healthy bros of the week thing and it's caught on, dude.
- 1:20:56[SPEAKER_04]: And a lot of people taking first form of the first form, healthy bros of the week.
- 1:21:02[SPEAKER_04]: Jason is his name, Jason Hoke.
- 1:21:07[SPEAKER_04]: says here I got a wife and two boys.
- 1:21:10[SPEAKER_04]: I work at a force equipment where I am the lead compressor slash refrigeration technician coach multiple sports teams from a boys.
- 1:21:21[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, shout out to you me too.
- 1:21:23[SPEAKER_04]: and I teach Sunday school and help with a sound and audio at our church.
- 1:21:29[SPEAKER_04]: I started my health journey when I was about 38.
- 1:21:31[SPEAKER_04]: I'd always been in good shape, but between having kids and working a lot, I felt like I lost it and I had a wall.
- 1:21:38[SPEAKER_04]: I started TRT and made sure I started hitting some goals.
- 1:21:42[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's important as a father to be in the best shape that I can be.
- 1:21:46[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's good for my boys to see the discipline and what it takes.
- 1:21:51[SPEAKER_04]: They are now starting to wake up early and join me in working out.
- 1:21:55[SPEAKER_04]: I work out five days a week at home.
- 1:21:57[SPEAKER_04]: First forms Formula One protein.
- 1:22:00[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, shit, I was sorry about that earlier.
- 1:22:02[SPEAKER_04]: and micro factor.
- 1:22:04[SPEAKER_04]: Complete my daily nutrient packs are part of my daily routine.
- 1:22:08[SPEAKER_04]: I'm now 40.
- 1:22:09[SPEAKER_04]: And I feel like I'm the best shape of my life.
- 1:22:11[SPEAKER_04]: I recently got second place in our running competition.
- 1:22:15[SPEAKER_04]: Cheers, dude.
- 1:22:16[SPEAKER_04]: Fuck yeah.
- 1:22:16[SPEAKER_04]: Way to go, Jason Hoke.
- 1:22:18[SPEAKER_04]: Look, we want you guys to stay alive and stay around for a very, very long time.
- 1:22:23[SPEAKER_04]: And I'd love to hear these stories.
- 1:22:25[SPEAKER_04]: I want you to post the before and after pictures on Facebook.
- 1:22:30[SPEAKER_04]: And I don't want to do it without your permission.
- 1:22:31[SPEAKER_04]: So I was just kind of read these audio-wise.
- 1:22:34[SPEAKER_04]: But it's really awesome to see.
- 1:22:36[SPEAKER_04]: And it believe it or not, man.
- 1:22:37[SPEAKER_04]: It's inspiring to others.
- 1:22:39[SPEAKER_04]: A lot of members in that group, like I said, 22, 23,000 in there.
- 1:22:43[SPEAKER_04]: And they're looking at this.
- 1:22:44[SPEAKER_04]: And just know that you're pushing somebody every day.
- 1:22:46[SPEAKER_04]: So I think it's awesome, man.
- 1:22:48[SPEAKER_04]: Cheers to you.
- 1:22:49[SPEAKER_04]: And thank you for
- 1:22:50[SPEAKER_04]: for right-knit man.
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