Latest / Untraditionally Lala / BONUS: Homecooked Now & Then
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- 0:05Speaker 1: Hello, my love, it is Lala can't Welcome back to
- 0:07Speaker 1: the bonus episode of the Give Them podcast.
- 0:11Speaker 2: This episode came to be because of.
- 0:13Speaker 1: A dinner that Easton and I had last night with Landon,
- 0:16Speaker 1: Easton's roommate and the bonus son slash brother.
- 0:20Speaker 3: The cook, the chef, apparently the chef.
- 0:24Speaker 2: And is your my cough?
- 0:26Speaker 4: Why'd you turn me off?
- 0:30Speaker 5: Damn it wasn't me.
- 0:30Speaker 6: I would never do that to you, maybe, girl, I
- 0:32Speaker 6: would never do that, he.
- 0:34Speaker 2: Said, chef boy r d.
- 0:35Speaker 5: He was cheffing it up.
- 0:37Speaker 2: He was cheffing it up, and he wanted to chef
- 0:40Speaker 2: it up.
- 0:40Speaker 1: And he asked me what I felt like, and I
- 0:42Speaker 1: told him I have to be very careful about what
- 0:45Speaker 1: I consume right now because my heartburn has gotten so
- 0:50Speaker 1: bad that I do trigger warning vomit. So I said,
- 0:55Speaker 1: anything that's like not spicy, please make that zero spice.
- 1:02Speaker 3: Why does he love a good spice?
- 1:03Speaker 1: Well, I love a good spice like I love my
- 1:06Speaker 1: I love my carbonation, I love my hot sauce, I
- 1:09Speaker 1: love all things like Mexican food is always my go to.
- 1:13Speaker 1: And I love the kick you know give me? Then
- 1:18Speaker 1: my mouth on fire and I have a sweaty lip
- 1:20Speaker 1: with a.
- 1:20Speaker 3: Nice ice cold virgin washed down the spice. Yummy. Wait
- 1:25Speaker 3: what did he cook though?
- 1:26Speaker 4: It was a corn?
- 1:28Speaker 2: He milked corn.
- 1:29Speaker 4: Did you know you can milk corn?
- 1:31Speaker 5: Well?
- 1:31Speaker 2: You can, man milk?
- 1:35Speaker 3: Can you milk me?
- 1:37Speaker 7: And boy, does I have a lot of nipples? He
- 1:39Speaker 7: was like, do you want to milk it? And I'm
- 1:40Speaker 7: watching him with a spoon just pushing down.
- 1:43Speaker 3: No, that's chef shit.
- 1:44Speaker 5: Yeah, raw, so like he shaved all the kernels off
- 1:50Speaker 5: the cob.
- 1:51Speaker 7: Then he milked the cob with a spoon to get
- 1:54Speaker 7: all the juices, and then he put it in the
- 1:56Speaker 7: pan and then turned the pan on and started cooking the.
- 2:00Speaker 4: Corn and the corn milk.
- 2:02Speaker 5: Okay, and then he put the noodles in noodles.
- 2:06Speaker 2: It was a pasta.
- 2:07Speaker 5: It was a pasta dish.
- 2:08Speaker 3: This sounds so good.
- 2:10Speaker 1: It was fantasticamy and corny and corny and the parmesan
- 2:16Speaker 1: parmesan a little barata if you wanted it.
- 2:20Speaker 2: He had peaches.
- 2:21Speaker 3: Did he put any cream or no heavy cream? Nothing
- 2:23Speaker 3: was It was.
- 2:24Speaker 4: The milk from the cob.
- 2:26Speaker 3: Wow, cream, I need to I need to do that.
- 2:29Speaker 2: He's posting about it. Okay, did a video?
- 2:32Speaker 5: He did a video so he can show you how
- 2:33Speaker 5: to make it.
- 2:34Speaker 3: What's his Instagram land in Us? Right?
- 2:37Speaker 8: I always thought it was land in Us. Thought he's
- 2:40Speaker 8: so patriotic.
- 2:47Speaker 2: I tag him in a lot of this ship.
- 2:49Speaker 1: So as we're eating, I was telling my mom about
- 2:52Speaker 1: an Instagram video that I did, and I said, you know,
- 2:55Speaker 1: without land In, we would never have home cooked meals
- 2:59Speaker 1: because when I walked into this beautiful home, I pictured
- 3:03Speaker 1: us cooking and that has yet to happen.
- 3:07Speaker 2: And east and I started talking about how we didn't
- 3:12Speaker 2: really ever have homegom meals? Right?
- 3:15Speaker 3: Did trigger her?
- 3:16Speaker 5: She tried to rebuttal.
- 3:19Speaker 1: Well, she wanted to point out all of the meals
- 3:22Speaker 1: that she did make us, and it clicked to her,
- 3:26Speaker 1: It clicks to me and then.
- 3:28Speaker 2: All of us. Well, I mean Easton.
- 3:32Speaker 1: That I've never had a home cooked meal from my
- 3:38Speaker 1: mother because it's always come out of a boxer.
- 3:41Speaker 2: A camp tell us. So I thought home cooked just
- 3:43Speaker 2: mean you made it at home, right.
- 3:45Speaker 3: It's not? Are you talking hamburger helpers?
- 3:50Speaker 5: Yes?
- 3:53Speaker 4: Alright?
- 3:54Speaker 5: Seven bean soup?
- 3:57Speaker 4: What the hell is that.
- 3:59Speaker 7: You talk so highly of your seven bean soup? And
- 4:04Speaker 7: all you do is open seven different canv of beans.
- 4:07Speaker 5: And jumping in a fucking croc file.
- 4:10Speaker 3: Was chicken socrate or something?
- 4:12Speaker 7: Sure I wasn't there when she made it, but all
- 4:14Speaker 7: I know is she didn't handmake anything.
- 4:17Speaker 2: Nothing, nothing.
- 4:19Speaker 4: We even her.
- 4:21Speaker 1: I said, my favorite meal of yours, chicken broccoli cast
- 4:25Speaker 1: a roll. I said, you got to the point where
- 4:29Speaker 1: you would get rotisserie chicken.
- 4:32Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, he goes, I used to make it.
- 4:35Speaker 4: And I go, no, you got rotisserie chicken and did it?
- 4:37Speaker 7: And she goes, no, That's when I got smart and
- 4:40Speaker 7: started doing that.
- 4:42Speaker 2: That's when you got fucking.
- 4:43Speaker 4: Lazy and go smart. You're lazy. You're fucking lazy.
- 4:47Speaker 3: Where and she would use the can of like broccoli
- 4:49Speaker 3: cheddar soup.
- 4:49Speaker 1: I'm sure the fresh she would absolutely. She goes, the
- 4:54Speaker 1: broccoli was fresh.
- 4:55Speaker 2: And I was like, she.
- 4:56Speaker 7: Goes, I made the broccoli, so you cut it three
- 4:59Speaker 7: time and then just threw it in there.
- 5:01Speaker 1: And oh that is the rice, the rice out of
- 5:04Speaker 1: a bottle, except you I don't expect you to go like,
- 5:08Speaker 1: get rice out of however you get rice, well that's
- 5:11Speaker 1: how you get three times.
- 5:14Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like a minute made rice.
- 5:17Speaker 3: It was like the stuff you put in the microwave.
- 5:18Speaker 3: Versus stove top, like, oh, okay, that's the kind.
- 5:22Speaker 5: Of grew up.
- 5:25Speaker 1: Yes, then she would do like the mushroom gravy, which
- 5:30Speaker 1: was actually mushroom soup in a can in Campbles.
- 5:34Speaker 2: I made you, guys, pork chops and gravy. And I'm like,
- 5:37Speaker 2: also from a can, from a can. Everything is from
- 5:41Speaker 2: a can. Even your.
- 5:45Speaker 5: The sweet potatoes we talked so highly of.
- 5:48Speaker 7: She goes, I make those by hand, and she goes,
- 5:51Speaker 7: you get the yams out of a can.
- 5:53Speaker 5: She goes, But you have to. You have.
- 5:57Speaker 2: To Princella.
- 5:59Speaker 1: Princella is the only And even Landon was like, wait
- 6:02Speaker 1: a minute, your sweet potatoes.
- 6:04Speaker 2: You don't like mash them? You can literally heat them
- 6:06Speaker 2: in the microwave and mash them.
- 6:08Speaker 7: So all you have to do is stab it with
- 6:10Speaker 7: a fork a couple of times, put it in the microwave,
- 6:13Speaker 7: and just shred it down.
- 6:14Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 6:15Speaker 5: No, it has to be Princella.
- 6:16Speaker 3: I do have to say, there is something about the canned.
- 6:19Speaker 4: That's artificial flavoring.
- 6:21Speaker 5: That's what it's called.
- 6:23Speaker 2: It's called not real food.
- 6:25Speaker 8: So these are all your favorite favorite meals growing up,
- 6:28Speaker 8: and there none of them are homemade.
- 6:29Speaker 1: No.
- 6:29Speaker 2: I just realized I've never I don't.
- 6:31Speaker 1: I probably had homemade meals in my friend's houses, but
- 6:34Speaker 1: like not.
- 6:36Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah.
- 6:37Speaker 1: And then my mom said, well, dad, Dad used to
- 6:40Speaker 1: make you guys salisburry steaks that were TV dinners or
- 6:45Speaker 1: Toastino pizza rolls.
- 6:46Speaker 2: He also didn't and he also didn't cook for you.
- 6:49Speaker 2: And it's like he I go, yeah, because he.
- 6:53Speaker 4: Fucking got lazy.
- 6:54Speaker 7: I go, he's taking us to school, brushing our teeth,
- 6:57Speaker 7: brushing our hair.
- 6:58Speaker 4: You're asleep.
- 6:59Speaker 7: He was like, fuck it, I'm sick of cooking dinner
- 7:02Speaker 7: all day.
- 7:03Speaker 2: He was like a one woman show man and a
- 7:06Speaker 2: woman's show that.
- 7:08Speaker 4: I go.
- 7:08Speaker 5: He came.
- 7:09Speaker 1: No, my mom says to me, this morning, Ocean walks
- 7:12Speaker 1: in for school, and my mom goes, I'm very nervous
- 7:17Speaker 1: about when you give birth.
- 7:18Speaker 2: What Ocean's hair is going to look like for school?
- 7:21Speaker 3: Oh no?
- 7:21Speaker 4: And I was like, how were you? Weren't you a mother?
- 7:24Speaker 5: You know how to do.
- 7:25Speaker 4: Your What do you mean?
- 7:26Speaker 2: She goes, I can't do her hair.
- 7:28Speaker 1: I was like, it's two pigtails, like literally, just part
- 7:31Speaker 1: the hair and put them in.
- 7:32Speaker 5: I already know where this is going.
- 7:34Speaker 2: You may have to do her hair.
- 7:35Speaker 4: I already know, hilarious hair.
- 7:38Speaker 5: I can't do it.
- 7:38Speaker 3: All the baby and kid photos I see of you. You
- 7:40Speaker 3: got the cutest hair.
- 7:41Speaker 2: The bow my dad did it.
- 7:43Speaker 3: Stop.
- 7:43Speaker 5: Yeah, that's where I'm gonna have to get good.
- 7:45Speaker 1: And I remember get a vacuum and he would go
- 7:47Speaker 1: like this to my banks. He'd hold them to give
- 7:50Speaker 1: me the cloth and then he'd hold them here and
- 7:53Speaker 1: just spray air asol hairspray. I remember Risby. Wasn't it
- 7:59Speaker 1: like swapt my What wasn't.
- 8:03Speaker 5: The tans swave? It's like that nude color.
- 8:07Speaker 8: My dad loves the fact that your dad did your
- 8:10Speaker 8: hair is the absolute cutest thing in in the world.
- 8:15Speaker 2: I love that.
- 8:15Speaker 3: My dad would never do my hair.
- 8:17Speaker 1: I mean, get Easton's hair so wet, but he'd put
- 8:19Speaker 1: a towel around him and I remember it being super
- 8:21Speaker 1: early and east and we would be like this, getting.
- 8:23Speaker 4: His hair.
- 8:27Speaker 5: Like a curly little guy like what it used to be.
- 8:30Speaker 4: And then he would with what what is that hairspray?
- 8:36Speaker 4: So it wasn't just her. I was going to school,
- 8:41Speaker 4: walks in there just moving and nothing.
- 8:43Speaker 8: Was moving really, no gel or moose, it was it
- 8:46Speaker 8: was spray on wet hair.
- 8:49Speaker 4: Oh no, my mother was asleep. My dad fucking tried.
- 8:56Speaker 3: Oh, I mean, I have none to judge.
- 8:58Speaker 2: I was all fann He made a lunches he did.
- 9:03Speaker 7: I wouldn't lay on the heater, so the heater was
- 9:05Speaker 7: on the ground. Lay on the heater with a pillow,
- 9:07Speaker 7: put a blanket over me. I would turn on Dennis
- 9:10Speaker 7: the Menace and he would make me.
- 9:11Speaker 4: A bullet cereal in the morning before before school, and
- 9:14Speaker 4: then he would take me and.
- 9:16Speaker 3: You would make the folders turn in.
- 9:18Speaker 5: Yeah, didn't do that though. What she did?
- 9:20Speaker 3: What was she doing?
- 9:26Speaker 4: No?
- 9:26Speaker 1: But truly, if my mom were responsible, we were eating
- 9:30Speaker 1: hot lunches, so she'd give me money. We were going
- 9:33Speaker 1: to school late, school, very late, or not go at
- 9:37Speaker 1: all because she was not waking up. And I don't
- 9:41Speaker 1: know what our hair looked like. Oh, I at some
- 9:43Speaker 1: point learned how to do my own hair in elementary.
- 9:46Speaker 8: In elementary, six years old, doing her own hair. Yeah,
- 9:50Speaker 8: that's where the independence started.
- 9:52Speaker 2: Yeah, and I remember exactly.
- 9:53Speaker 1: It was like one of those brushes that had air
- 9:56Speaker 1: coming out of it, and I gave myself like a
- 9:58Speaker 1: little mushroom.
- 9:59Speaker 5: Bob Candice the icon it is.
- 10:06Speaker 7: You do not remember though, waking up and mom would
- 10:08Speaker 7: be like, we'll go on a bit, and you're just
- 10:11Speaker 7: I was ready for school with my backpack on, just
- 10:13Speaker 7: sitting on the couch, and.
- 10:14Speaker 1: You look at the clock and you start having a
- 10:15Speaker 1: little bit of excited.
- 10:16Speaker 7: You're like, well, are we fucking going what? And then
- 10:19Speaker 7: you'd go up again, Hey are you ready?
- 10:22Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 10:22Speaker 5: Give me five minutes.
- 10:23Speaker 2: It's like, I just hand me the phone because I
- 10:26Speaker 2: started getting nervous. I'd beel like, we're late. We need
- 10:28Speaker 2: to like call the school. We were making mom sound
- 10:30Speaker 2: like such a degeneration.
- 10:33Speaker 8: You and your dad there you got if she could
- 10:34Speaker 8: sleep in, I'd sleep in.
- 10:36Speaker 3: Good for her.
- 10:37Speaker 5: Yeah, Now, well teach their own.
- 10:41Speaker 1: I tell her, I'm like, do you think you could
- 10:42Speaker 1: take Ocean to school tomorrow? She's like I just like,
- 10:45Speaker 1: you know what, I don't want to get involved like that.
- 10:48Speaker 1: You know, I think it's important that you take her.
- 10:50Speaker 1: I just want the school to.
- 10:51Speaker 2: Know that I'm not the overly protective, hovering grandmother.
- 10:56Speaker 5: And I'm like, no, you're the second mother. We need you, bitch,
- 11:00Speaker 5: But like.
- 11:01Speaker 2: Just now, just just like you're finding a pick her
- 11:03Speaker 2: up at one thirty.
- 11:04Speaker 1: That and you were down to go to orientation, but
- 11:08Speaker 1: all the things that started after ten you were like
- 11:10Speaker 1: really into She.
- 11:11Speaker 8: Loves her sleep. That's why she looks so young at
- 11:13Speaker 8: her age.
- 11:14Speaker 2: To be honest, I love mom.
- 11:16Speaker 5: I love her to death.
- 11:17Speaker 7: And that's why I said and I have to say
- 11:19Speaker 7: this because my favorite thing is when we were they
- 11:21Speaker 7: were living in the apartment, Lisa every day, I just
- 11:26Speaker 7: want a home, like I just love Peter, just a
- 11:28Speaker 7: pitter patter in the yard. I just want to do
- 11:31Speaker 7: some like yard work things like that we move, we move.
- 11:35Speaker 4: In and why is high re Garchen or Easton? Can
- 11:40Speaker 4: you do this?
- 11:42Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 11:43Speaker 2: So I told her, I go, there's no pitter.
- 11:45Speaker 4: I go, Lisa in the apartment. I just can't wait
- 11:47Speaker 4: to pitter powder in the yard, Lisa with the yard.
- 11:50Speaker 2: Easton, will you pitter powder in it for me?
- 11:52Speaker 5: And it's so great and I love her for it
- 11:54Speaker 5: every time.
- 11:58Speaker 1: Yeah, she waters the rosemary bushes a champ anyway, attle bit.
- 12:02Speaker 2: But we have slammed her this episode.
- 12:05Speaker 8: But if anybody else does, I'll you know what though,
- 12:09Speaker 8: you guys, look how you she She did no homemade meals,
- 12:12Speaker 8: none and look how they turned out. So if you
- 12:14Speaker 8: are a mother out there being like I don't want
- 12:16Speaker 8: to make homemade meals. Look, you can still have two
- 12:18Speaker 8: great kids, So there you go. They're they're thriving.
- 12:23Speaker 2: Why do other people eat it?
- 12:30Speaker 3: Mac and cheese with hot dog cut up in it?
- 12:33Speaker 3: Did you guys ever have.
- 12:37Speaker 4: What was the other one?
- 12:38Speaker 5: Spaghettios?
- 12:42Speaker 3: The hot dogs.
- 12:43Speaker 7: I remember opening that and not even heating it and
- 12:45Speaker 7: just eating it cold with a spoon.
- 12:47Speaker 2: So good.
- 12:48Speaker 1: I think dad made us spaghettios. He did a lot,
- 12:52Speaker 1: and then I suddenly realized it tastes a vomit.
- 12:55Speaker 8: It doesmore, but it was so good at the time.
- 12:58Speaker 3: And my dad would sprinkle palm cheese on top.
- 13:02Speaker 2: Oh make it.
- 13:06Speaker 1: We should look up like the truly homemade version of spaghettis.
- 13:11Speaker 8: I would make that and make it good. You guys,
- 13:13Speaker 8: I love to cook. I would make that for you.
- 13:15Speaker 8: We'll come over I get to work.
- 13:18Speaker 3: Do you guys remember these? Because these were so good?
- 13:20Speaker 8: My mom said all I would eat was cheese filled
- 13:23Speaker 8: hot dogs.
- 13:23Speaker 3: Can't even look at them now? Do you remember the
- 13:25Speaker 3: cheese filled hot dogs?
- 13:26Speaker 2: Oh?
- 13:26Speaker 1: You guys, I ate those until Can I tell you?
- 13:29Speaker 1: I would get drunk at my friend's house.
- 13:31Speaker 2: Yeah, how old are you home?
- 13:34Speaker 4: Fifteenth?
- 13:34Speaker 3: Okay?
- 13:34Speaker 2: No, I was That's what I'm saying.
- 13:37Speaker 1: I would eat that up until my twenties, and they
- 13:39Speaker 1: always had those, and we'd get like a little bit
- 13:41Speaker 1: wasted and maybe like smoke a little weed and just.
- 13:44Speaker 2: Devoured tons of cheese filled hot dogs.
- 13:47Speaker 3: Cheese filled hot dogs were so good.
- 13:49Speaker 4: They were same with cheese, like the ham and cheese
- 13:51Speaker 4: hot pockets.
- 13:52Speaker 7: But now it's like I've abused those so much, that
- 13:55Speaker 7: hot pocket.
- 13:57Speaker 2: No, I don't think I could ever even you.
- 13:59Speaker 8: Guys remember the egg bacon and cheese or egg hemon
- 14:02Speaker 8: cheese toaster stroodles?
- 14:05Speaker 3: What they were so good.
- 14:07Speaker 7: That's either gonna like be really good or that's gonna
- 14:10Speaker 7: make me fucking what.
- 14:13Speaker 2: With the cream cheese so good? Anything sweet?
- 14:18Speaker 8: Oh my god, oh my god, staple meat, I love it.
- 14:25Speaker 8: That's what I'm saying, though, is I eat healthier now?
- 14:28Speaker 8: But growing up all of this stuff. I ate, all
- 14:32Speaker 8: this stuff I ate. My mom was a homemade It
- 14:35Speaker 8: was always on the weekends or summer, I would eat
- 14:39Speaker 8: this stuff.
- 14:39Speaker 3: My mom was a homemade like.
- 14:41Speaker 8: Dinner mommy, Okay, cheese, I love it, Homemade dinner mommy,
- 14:45Speaker 8: grilled cheese and tomato soup.
- 14:47Speaker 3: I mean, you could never go you can't what.
- 14:49Speaker 2: Kind of cheese though, I'm doing that velvet.
- 14:51Speaker 8: The velveta in the plastic right, the velvet thing, craft velvida.
- 14:58Speaker 2: I thought that was I think it's too different.
- 15:00Speaker 5: No, I think craft is Velveto liked.
- 15:04Speaker 3: Not the velveta brick.
- 15:06Speaker 2: No, not the ve that's how That's how my dad
- 15:08Speaker 2: made his case out.
- 15:09Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah.
- 15:10Speaker 8: My mom would use that for her cheese beans, green
- 15:13Speaker 8: beans with a cream cheese or like a heavy cream
- 15:17Speaker 8: Velveta sauce on it, and it was like a staple
- 15:19Speaker 8: of hers. She made it for every freaking holiday with
- 15:23Speaker 8: loved it.
- 15:24Speaker 4: I think.
- 15:26Speaker 3: It was good.
- 15:27Speaker 2: That sounds good. No, you're thinking of Kraft singles.
- 15:29Speaker 1: Craft Slvida is a different Oh okay, don't get the
- 15:32Speaker 1: too confused, just like cheese.
- 15:34Speaker 3: With Oh do you remember cheese with on the ritz crackers?
- 15:38Speaker 2: If you think I don't have it in my cover
- 15:40Speaker 2: right now, and I do.
- 15:41Speaker 8: Have you guys ever seen four Christmases or New Raise anyone?
- 15:45Speaker 3: Have you ever seen that?
- 15:47Speaker 2: And it's my favorite. I'm like, this is my kind
- 15:50Speaker 2: of Christmas.
- 15:51Speaker 5: Let you know that was in the iconic line of mind.
- 15:54Speaker 3: What when you go rais?
- 15:58Speaker 5: No, but it's in the four Christmases and he goes.
- 16:01Speaker 1: Think about me as your friend, you were my friend,
- 16:03Speaker 1: and then he started bringing my mom was a little beard.
- 16:08Speaker 8: If you think I'm gonna have the dad when he's
- 16:11Speaker 8: talking about the cable guy coming to the house, if
- 16:13Speaker 8: you what does he say, if you think I'm gonna
- 16:14Speaker 8: have a sex predator.
- 16:17Speaker 3: If you think I'm gonna have a sex predator, come
- 16:19Speaker 3: to my house and install my cable, you got another
- 16:21Speaker 3: thing coming.
- 16:21Speaker 8: It's not a sex predator, dad, He would just be
- 16:23Speaker 8: installing the cable or whatever.
- 16:25Speaker 9: It's Oh my god, this baby s.
- 16:39Speaker 5: And he pulls it out.
- 16:43Speaker 2: Well, swaddle this baby for.
- 16:48Speaker 5: What she's done. And they all sorry to take us off,
- 17:00Speaker 5: Like this.
- 17:03Speaker 8: Sounds so good, and I make an adult version of
- 17:06Speaker 8: this to this day.
- 17:07Speaker 2: Okay, this person.
- 17:08Speaker 8: Sells still to this day. Mac and cheese, ground beef,
- 17:12Speaker 8: peas so comfort food. Really okay, you guys, let me
- 17:17Speaker 8: tell you.
- 17:19Speaker 2: Whenever you throw vegetable into the mix, I like, but it's.
- 17:24Speaker 8: No, it's so good, real quick, you guys, the best
- 17:27Speaker 8: vegan mac and cheese you've ever had. Boil carrots onion
- 17:32Speaker 8: and carrots onion, Boil them and then you do throw
- 17:37Speaker 8: it in a blender with nutritional yeast, coconut cream, a
- 17:41Speaker 8: little of the boil water, blend it up and it's
- 17:44Speaker 8: like an amazing vegan cheese sauce and then put it
- 17:46Speaker 8: over pasta if you want it, dm me.
- 17:48Speaker 3: I have the recipes so good.
- 17:49Speaker 2: Yeah, you just sound that over girl, it's really good.
- 17:51Speaker 3: Do you actually think it sounds good?
- 17:53Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 17:53Speaker 2: No, it sounds really good.
- 17:55Speaker 5: It sounds like I could dip like.
- 17:58Speaker 1: I made ocean a pasta the other day that had
- 18:03Speaker 1: shredded carrots and broccoli, and then I did like an
- 18:09Speaker 1: olive oil, the tiniest, tiniest bit of balsamic.
- 18:13Speaker 2: Did you salt.
- 18:15Speaker 3: Saute like all this?
- 18:17Speaker 1: Well?
- 18:17Speaker 3: Yes, saft Okay.
- 18:19Speaker 2: She goes to school.
- 18:20Speaker 1: We can't heat food, so it was essentially a cold pasta,
- 18:23Speaker 1: but she wouldn't need it because she's not used to
- 18:24Speaker 1: having cold pasta. She kept telling her teacher, the pasta's cold,
- 18:28Speaker 1: the pasta's cold.
- 18:29Speaker 3: Oh, they don't have like a microwave or anything.
- 18:31Speaker 1: No, but it's been interesting making her food because it's
- 18:35Speaker 1: a nut free school. And so today she had a
- 18:40Speaker 1: tea sandwich tea sandwiches with cream cheese, huh, and cucumber
- 18:47Speaker 1: and I had her try it last night and a
- 18:48Speaker 1: little salt, and I had her try it last night
- 18:50Speaker 1: and I said Ocean because she liked it. At first,
- 18:53Speaker 1: she was like, what is this and I told her
- 18:55Speaker 1: it's like a bagel. It's like a bagel, just on bread.
- 18:58Speaker 1: And then and then she saw the green thing and
- 19:00Speaker 1: I was like, it's a cucumber.
- 19:01Speaker 2: You like cucumber. So she bit that and I said,
- 19:03Speaker 2: did you like it while you eat that at school?
- 19:04Speaker 2: She said yes, So I'm making it.
- 19:06Speaker 1: And I said to her again and again, Ocean, I
- 19:08Speaker 1: need you to promise you're gonna eat lunch tomorrow.
- 19:10Speaker 2: And what did she say? She goes, I'm gonna eat it. Oh, mom,
- 19:14Speaker 2: I'm going to eat it.
- 19:16Speaker 7: And this is lunch today, that's lunch, so we'll see.
- 19:21Speaker 3: I'm nut free zone, so nothing, no nuts at all.
- 19:24Speaker 2: No nuts. I did make her a honey butter and
- 19:27Speaker 2: jelly sandwich.
- 19:28Speaker 3: Honey butter and jelly sounds so and.
- 19:30Speaker 2: The woman her teacher was like, are you sure, And
- 19:34Speaker 2: I was like, I literally put the butter and honey
- 19:37Speaker 2: together myself and whipped it up. Yes, there's yeah, that
- 19:41Speaker 2: sounds really good.
- 19:42Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'll keep you updated on what this mama
- 19:45Speaker 1: makes her baby for school.
- 19:48Speaker 8: Well, speaking of a nut free school, also nut, that's
- 19:51Speaker 8: what it should be.
- 19:52Speaker 3: Nut free summer. I feel like I'm gonna have a
- 19:54Speaker 3: nut free summer. That sounds come. I did not even
- 19:58Speaker 3: mean that.
- 20:01Speaker 4: It's literally it's called no nut November for.
- 20:06Speaker 5: I want to go.
- 20:11Speaker 7: He's making would go, Oh yeah, Jessica, that's why it's
- 20:17Speaker 7: called no nut November.
- 20:19Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm going. Okay.
- 20:22Speaker 8: Peanut, Oh my gosh, peanut butter and marshmallow santwich.
- 20:27Speaker 3: Do you remember fluff and nutter?
- 20:29Speaker 2: Nutter?
- 20:29Speaker 8: Of course I wanted fluffun are so bad, and my
- 20:32Speaker 8: mom would never make it for me.
- 20:34Speaker 3: And I'd always try and trade people my fucking.
- 20:36Speaker 8: Hummus rap or some ship, and they wouldn't trade with me.
- 20:40Speaker 4: Wrap nutter.
- 20:45Speaker 2: They do the fluff and utter with the peep.
- 20:48Speaker 3: You do the marshmallow fluff with peanut butter.
- 20:50Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh that sounds so good.
- 20:52Speaker 4: I'm getting.
- 20:53Speaker 1: Do you guys remember when Schmuckers or Smuckers came out
- 20:56Speaker 1: with the goobers and it was both the jelly and better,
- 21:00Speaker 1: And I remember I wanted it.
- 21:02Speaker 2: So bad and my dad was like, look at the cost.
- 21:04Speaker 2: Of it. Oh, I forget the peanut butter and the
- 21:06Speaker 2: jelly separate for a way cheaper than that.
- 21:08Speaker 1: And I was like, come on, dad, it feels so
- 21:11Speaker 1: good to be an adult now where I'm like, fuck it,
- 21:13Speaker 1: I don't have to ask anybody for anything.
- 21:15Speaker 2: I can just get this if I want it.
- 21:18Speaker 5: And you're like, oh, that's why we didn't get it.
- 21:20Speaker 2: I'm like, this is bullshit.
- 21:21Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, go to the store and get the
- 21:23Speaker 1: peanut butter and the jelly separate because that shit's expensive
- 21:26Speaker 1: and it doesn't even hit.
- 21:27Speaker 3: Yeah. Do you guys remember the colored.
- 21:30Speaker 2: Ketchup ew disgusting purple?
- 21:33Speaker 3: It was like producer John remembers, do you remember that?
- 21:36Speaker 6: I want that back so bad. I was just thinking
- 21:38Speaker 6: about that a week ago when I was at Bonds.
- 21:40Speaker 6: I was walking down the eye and I go, where's
- 21:42Speaker 6: the colored ketchup?
- 21:43Speaker 2: I'm gonna vomit and I already have.
- 21:47Speaker 7: I don't think we'll ever get colored ketchup back because
- 21:49Speaker 7: we can't even everything is.
- 21:51Speaker 4: We're losing everything anyway. Skittles dies are going away.
- 21:55Speaker 5: For God, and that we're about to just put in
- 21:58Speaker 5: different colors.
- 21:59Speaker 1: Who are Jessica loves to talk about red I say
- 22:04Speaker 1: red dive forty at least twice a week.
- 22:06Speaker 8: I red Die forty, tattoo that twice a week. Red
- 22:11Speaker 8: guys don't get stuff with red Die forty in it.
- 22:15Speaker 3: Okay? Oh tuna castrole?
- 22:20Speaker 4: What is that?
- 22:23Speaker 3: Castrole?
- 22:24Speaker 4: I know what a.
- 22:27Speaker 3: Noodle? And then you hide the cat food. If my
- 22:30Speaker 3: mom put peas in there and I was little, i'd
- 22:32Speaker 3: pick out.
- 22:32Speaker 5: The back to the peace.
- 22:36Speaker 2: Can I tell you that reminds me of cat food?
- 22:38Speaker 3: Oh, it's probably it would definitely. I wouldn't eat it now, I.
- 22:42Speaker 8: Probably would like the stuff on the Did you guys
- 22:44Speaker 8: ever have casseroles?
- 22:46Speaker 1: We're from YouTube? Of course we live on castles.
- 22:49Speaker 8: Yeah, this person said gross, But you don't think that's
- 22:52Speaker 8: a gross gross?
- 22:53Speaker 3: But spam sandwiches. That sounds so bad to let me
- 22:59Speaker 3: tell you.
- 23:00Speaker 1: You cut up your spam, you fry it in a pan,
- 23:03Speaker 1: you have rice, and then there's this seaweed.
- 23:07Speaker 2: I'm gonna get the name for you, guys.
- 23:09Speaker 3: We need to get this when we're in Hawaii.
- 23:11Speaker 5: I do.
- 23:11Speaker 7: That's what I get when we were in Hawaii. Every
- 23:13Speaker 7: time I walk to the grocery store and just get
- 23:15Speaker 7: a spam.
- 23:16Speaker 3: Like when we were in Hawaii, spam on.
- 23:20Speaker 7: Top of it, seaweed around it, grab it, dunking in
- 23:23Speaker 7: a little bit of so delicious.
- 23:25Speaker 1: Actually were made assess a mel topic miles water and.
- 23:31Speaker 3: I know mine too. I'm hungry.
- 23:32Speaker 5: I want some Chinese. I want some sushi.
- 23:35Speaker 1: Well lesa Japanese seasoning and it's rice seasoning. And it
- 23:40Speaker 1: looks like this Nori Komi for furry cocky like this,
- 23:47Speaker 1: do you see it?
- 23:48Speaker 5: Oh?
- 23:48Speaker 3: So is that a sprinkle? Oh?
- 23:49Speaker 2: And it is so good? So you put that on
- 23:51Speaker 2: the rice with the spam.
- 23:53Speaker 3: And I'll try it in Hawaii this time and do
- 23:56Speaker 3: a review.
- 23:57Speaker 1: You don't have it just like on a Tuesday in
- 23:59Speaker 1: Los Angeles.
- 24:00Speaker 3: People have it in eggs.
- 24:01Speaker 1: In Hawaii, though they have That's what I had for
- 24:04Speaker 1: breakfast at one time at the in Hawaii, like all
- 24:08Speaker 1: the time. Really, yeah, I was like, where else.
- 24:10Speaker 2: Am I going to have? Like I'm in Hawaii. This
- 24:12Speaker 2: is like on every freaking menu. You have to get it.
- 24:15Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 24:16Speaker 8: Oh, I can't wait to go back those Asai EBLs. Okay,
- 24:20Speaker 8: I do this all the freaking time. We're about to
- 24:23Speaker 8: go through after this and name our favorite cereal. This
- 24:25Speaker 8: person said cereal for dinner and yes I still do
- 24:28Speaker 8: this now at thirty four. I was never allowed to
- 24:30Speaker 8: do it growing up, and now I do it all
- 24:32Speaker 8: the time. I love a Cereal for dinner and I
- 24:35Speaker 8: have three bowls minimum.
- 24:36Speaker 1: You guys, I used to hate freaking Cereal because that's
- 24:40Speaker 1: what I had for breakfast every single morning. Okay, when
- 24:43Speaker 1: you're a kid and you're like, I don't want Cereal,
- 24:45Speaker 1: it's kind of like peeb and J.
- 24:47Speaker 2: You had him at school.
- 24:48Speaker 1: But now like I'm freaking smashing on crustables, like nobody's
- 24:52Speaker 1: business so good. Like I get on crustables for me,
- 24:55Speaker 1: not ocean right, she likes them too.
- 25:00Speaker 2: But now Cereal my mouth?
- 25:03Speaker 3: What is your favorite?
- 25:04Speaker 8: And you must say right now, I'm on an apple
- 25:06Speaker 8: Jack's kick, Apple Jacks, what about yours?
- 25:09Speaker 4: I'm on a special K, the fruit and yogurt special K.
- 25:12Speaker 5: Yeah, like the strawberry and yogurt.
- 25:15Speaker 7: I like the almond one's good, but I like like
- 25:19Speaker 7: the bit they're like berries, and then the big yeah.
- 25:23Speaker 3: Yogurt and the granola whatever. What was your favorite growing up?
- 25:27Speaker 4: Also?
- 25:28Speaker 5: I like that with yogurt instead of milk. That's another
- 25:30Speaker 5: good one.
- 25:31Speaker 7: Oh, a replacement freak yogurt if I do have to
- 25:35Speaker 7: go for like a cereal that is not the greatest.
- 25:38Speaker 5: I'm a cap'n crunch.
- 25:39Speaker 2: Oh, tear the roof of your mouth.
- 25:46Speaker 4: We may get into a one bowl minimum.
- 25:49Speaker 2: It's totally worth a fun up.
- 25:52Speaker 5: You let it soggy down in the milk.
- 25:53Speaker 3: For a minute, yeah, pat pat Pat Patah.
- 25:57Speaker 2: You know what, though, I don't refill the milk.
- 26:00Speaker 1: I just keep pointing the cereal and it gets less
- 26:03Speaker 1: and less until the milk and the cereals gone.
- 26:05Speaker 3: I do that too.
- 26:05Speaker 2: What's your preference growing up? Do you say?
- 26:10Speaker 4: Waffle crisp?
- 26:11Speaker 3: Growing up? Waffle crisp?
- 26:12Speaker 8: And they looked for it everywhere, continued it for a
- 26:15Speaker 8: little bit, and then they brought it back.
- 26:16Speaker 2: I wait where?
- 26:17Speaker 8: No, no, no, they brought it back. I bought it
- 26:19Speaker 8: for twenty dollars like five years ago.
- 26:21Speaker 2: See Amazon.
- 26:22Speaker 8: No, I think they brought it back. Sugar smacks with
- 26:25Speaker 8: the frog, fuck me up. I think it's a bear,
- 26:27Speaker 8: but fuck me up. No, the frog time having Google
- 26:31Speaker 8: sugar Smacks, and I think they brought back waffle crisp.
- 26:34Speaker 1: Also, if they brought back waffle crisping, straight to routs honeycomb,
- 26:40Speaker 1: no real honey honey and the cold milk makes the
- 26:44Speaker 1: honey kind of hard.
- 26:45Speaker 4: Okay, at the bottom of the bowl, just scraping it. Wait,
- 26:49Speaker 4: honey today, honey.
- 26:51Speaker 3: With real honey. That's okay.
- 26:53Speaker 8: Waffle Crisp is available at Walmart for four dollars and
- 26:57Speaker 8: ninety three cents.
- 26:58Speaker 3: You can buy it online now.
- 26:59Speaker 2: I just have to look in at.
- 27:02Speaker 5: Where.
- 27:03Speaker 1: It may be a forty five minute drive with no traffic,
- 27:06Speaker 1: so two hours.
- 27:08Speaker 2: But it's worth it.
- 27:09Speaker 3: It's worth it. Oh my god.
- 27:10Speaker 8: Do you guys remember rice Crispy treats though the clumps
- 27:13Speaker 8: of rice crispy with the marshmallow?
- 27:15Speaker 2: Do you know that that was my most favorite cereal?
- 27:19Speaker 2: Nowhere to be had really anymore?
- 27:21Speaker 3: You could probably find it online.
- 27:23Speaker 2: No, I've looked, really.
- 27:24Speaker 8: Yeah, cinnamon toast crunch I loved until the shrimps recently,
- 27:28Speaker 8: the shrimp tails.
- 27:29Speaker 2: I think people are putting that shit in.
- 27:31Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I think they're trying to get a cash
- 27:33Speaker 1: break on what planet? Are they like boxing cereals and
- 27:37Speaker 1: detailing shrimp in what facility?
- 27:41Speaker 5: You know?
- 27:41Speaker 2: I could see if they were like making oatmeal in
- 27:44Speaker 2: the nut facility. Yeah, that makes sense, Like seafood.
- 27:50Speaker 5: Trader Joe's putting like metal.
- 27:52Speaker 4: In their shit.
- 27:53Speaker 3: What not?
- 27:54Speaker 8: Trader Joe's another plant, another plant, another plant, and.
- 27:58Speaker 1: Then everyone jumped on the bandwagon and they're like, Oh,
- 28:01Speaker 1: that's what we're gonna do.
- 28:02Speaker 2: I'll put nails in here. Oh quick cash break, you know.
- 28:11Speaker 2: But I won't lie. Whenever I see that ship, I
- 28:14Speaker 2: do perceive. I'm like, I feel like it's not real.
- 28:19Speaker 2: But if that happens to me, cinnamon toast, cry.
- 28:23Speaker 4: I can't be the one.
- 28:25Speaker 8: No, Now, you guys, you do Ezekiel Cereal from Whole Foods.
- 28:31Speaker 8: It's like little just like nibbles of famous of hummus
- 28:36Speaker 8: of sorts. Ezekiel Cereal from Whole Foods. This is healthy
- 28:40Speaker 8: and very good for you. Ezekiel Cereal. You drizzle honey, cinnamon,
- 28:45Speaker 8: you sprinkle walnuts on top chop of bananas, and it
- 28:47Speaker 8: tastes like a banana bread of sorts.
- 28:50Speaker 3: Cereal.
- 28:50Speaker 4: The whole point of cereal meal.
- 28:54Speaker 3: Don't you do it yourself.
- 28:57Speaker 1: The whole point of cereal is to have a quick breakfast.
- 29:00Speaker 4: Bananas. I'm just gonna eat a bite and eat in
- 29:03Speaker 4: the banana and just make it.
- 29:06Speaker 8: Though there are people out here, I will make it
- 29:08Speaker 8: for you and Hawaii, there are people out there that
- 29:10Speaker 8: are gonna like it.
- 29:11Speaker 3: You can only find it a whole food.
- 29:12Speaker 1: So I think there are people out here who actually
- 29:15Speaker 1: care about their health well being and make home cooked shit.
- 29:19Speaker 2: Okay, we're just not accustomed to the over my hood.
- 29:23Speaker 8: This person says, every Monday was pasta night. Growing up,
- 29:26Speaker 8: mine was every Sunday. Did you guys have a pasta night?
- 29:28Speaker 1: Yeah? Pretty much every day you could just throw She
- 29:31Speaker 1: also brought that up too. I made you guys spaghetti.
- 29:33Speaker 2: I said, you boiled water, put the spaghetti in and
- 29:37Speaker 2: then and then open prey.
- 29:39Speaker 7: And put it on the sauce. I don't even think
- 29:41Speaker 7: she did that. I think she microwaved it.
- 29:43Speaker 3: Okay.
- 29:44Speaker 8: Growing up in New York, that was a sin. You
- 29:46Speaker 8: could not do canned sauce because it was very Italian.
- 29:48Speaker 8: We were surrounded by all the Italians. So it was
- 29:50Speaker 8: sauce night every Sunday. So good, so good.
- 29:54Speaker 1: Thank God for landin. Yeah, now I know what real
- 29:57Speaker 1: sauce tastes like.
- 29:59Speaker 3: Did you guys do the pasta with?
- 30:02Speaker 5: Uh?
- 30:02Speaker 8: Well, this person said, pasta simple butter and salt. We
- 30:05Speaker 8: did pasta salt, pepper, butter and parmesan cheese.
- 30:09Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 30:10Speaker 2: Love that love that too.
- 30:12Speaker 8: This person says milk spaghetti a family original, and my
- 30:16Speaker 8: husband refuses to try it, but my family still loves it.
- 30:19Speaker 3: Crying, laughing face. Hold on, milk spaghetti.
- 30:21Speaker 5: Is it like a bull of cereal with spaghetti in it?
- 30:24Speaker 3: She didn't get into detail, but I hate it. Am
- 30:27Speaker 3: getting dizzy thinking about it. Truly, this is not good
- 30:31Speaker 3: for any of us.
- 30:32Speaker 1: She seems like like elf.
- 30:36Speaker 8: You know, I would I've seen that on TikTok spaghetti
- 30:41Speaker 8: and they'll do like the M and m's.
- 30:42Speaker 3: Maple syrup chocolate sauce on top. I'd eat that spaghetti only.
- 30:48Speaker 5: I would do maybe the maple syrup, and that is it.
- 30:51Speaker 2: I wouldn't do any of it. You guys are filthy creatures.
- 30:53Speaker 8: I'll do maple syrup on anything, idiot. Maple syrup is
- 30:56Speaker 8: God's gift to this earth. Okay, buddy, I will maple syrup.
- 31:01Speaker 6: I'll take it to the Please send in the spaghetti
- 31:05Speaker 6: with milk. I need a picture of that because I'm
- 31:09Speaker 6: very curious.
- 31:09Speaker 5: I would like to know.
- 31:10Speaker 3: And is it real milk or is it.
- 31:12Speaker 5: Like condensed milk?
- 31:13Speaker 3: Or is it like heavy cream? And it's just like Alfredo.
- 31:16Speaker 2: This this one has spaghetti cooked and milk.
- 31:19Speaker 4: Maybe that's what pan garlic.
- 31:22Speaker 5: I mean this instead of water, maybe they use milk.
- 31:25Speaker 5: And maybe it looks like.
- 31:27Speaker 2: It looks crispy.
- 31:28Speaker 8: What do you mean crispy like your ours? That's like
- 31:32Speaker 8: a baked pastap sword.
- 31:34Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's cooked in milk. I don't know.
- 31:37Speaker 1: This kind of looks good or I'm just way hungry.
- 31:42Speaker 3: What gives you.
- 31:42Speaker 5: Gas looking at that?
- 31:44Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 31:47Speaker 2: Whatever that means, it doesn't. Let's sign off you guys.
- 31:53Speaker 1: Thank you for submitting your yummy and unhealthy childhood meals
- 31:59Speaker 1: that you ate.
- 31:59Speaker 2: It doesn't feel better to know that I was not
- 32:02Speaker 2: alone and that my mom is just like yours.
- 32:06Speaker 1: Thank you for listening and I will catch you next Monday.