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The TSA vs A TAMPON DEBATE CONTINUES · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Liz. What's going on? Hi?
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  Speaker 2: So I was listening to Sax and the Hacks and
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  Speaker 2: you guys are talking about the lady that went through
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  Speaker 2: the airport security and they like hought her tampon. I
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  Speaker 2: have totally gone through security before, and they caught.
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  Speaker 3: My pad like in your purse like it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was exactly that like big red box like she
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  Speaker 2: was talking about, right in the crotch area.
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  Speaker 4: Oh is it because it's not? Is there metal in
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  Speaker 4: those at some point? Is that? Why?
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  Speaker 5: No? No, not at all?
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  Speaker 1: What the hell?
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  Speaker 6: What's the explanation there that I don't understand why it
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  Speaker 6: kicked up by that?
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  Speaker 7: I'll tell you why. I'm no scientists, But it's a
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  Speaker 7: metal detector. Blood has iron in it, right, wouldn't that
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  Speaker 7: be iron? Iron come through with bee?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it's that iron content.
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  Speaker 4: But maybe I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe there's some professor listening that could tell us, or
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  Speaker 7: a TV what do they call those things, tps, t
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  Speaker 7: EPs TSA, yeah, yeah, one of those people calls.
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  Speaker 1: So, Liz, when that happened to you, what happened? Would
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  Speaker 1: they do they.
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  Speaker 2: Had to like do they kind of just like pap
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  Speaker 2: between your sides a little bit. They're like, we're you
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  Speaker 2: gonna check here.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like that.
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  Speaker 2: It's so awkward and mortifying.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like it. Any of that is so weird
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  Speaker 4: to me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like it.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like it at all.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like it's invasive. So what do you do
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  Speaker 1: After they've done.
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  Speaker 2: Pat you down, then they're like, Okay, you're good to go.
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  Speaker 1: Do you say to them? Do you say them, hey,
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  Speaker 1: it's that time of the month. Excuse me.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: I usually don't because I'm just like mortified that it.
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  Speaker 4: Mortified is the right word. I think I would be
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  Speaker 4: just taking the train from now on. They don't have
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  Speaker 4: TSA at the train. I don't like so. I don't
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  Speaker 4: think so no security there. No, that's why there's always
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  Speaker 4: train robbers.
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  Speaker 1: Are you looking at it up, Kyle, Yeah, it says TSA.
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  Speaker 6: Scanners may flag pads or tampons because they can detect
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  Speaker 6: additional objects, especially in the groin area, and can also
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  Speaker 6: pick up other physical factors like sweat. The scanners are
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  Speaker 6: designed to identify anything that creates a bulge or stand
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  Speaker 6: out from the body's natural shape, and a pad or
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  Speaker 6: even sweat can be interpreted as such. Triggering additional screening.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it was it was a heavy flow day
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  Speaker 1: that day for you, Liz.
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  Speaker 6: No, I don't think that.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe she had to put it in a milt, but
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  Speaker 7: maybe she had to use an extra wider pad.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's anything. Too many people are smuggling things in
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  Speaker 6: that area.
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  Speaker 1: I could tell you the extra sensitive.
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  Speaker 7: I travel a lot and never once has TSA said
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  Speaker 7: check that guy's bulge.
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  Speaker 4: Go ahead on.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing to see here, Liz, thanks for calling in. Have
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  Speaker 1: a great day.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks you too.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 7: A lot of people call it in hot topic, you guys,
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  Speaker 7: hot topic right now. In fact, there's a text message
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  Speaker 7: that says from a four two five number. The three
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  Speaker 7: D body scanner does not set off the alarm, but
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  Speaker 7: if the string is out of the body, that will
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  Speaker 7: set it up off, which usually it is not familiar
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  Speaker 7: with that all process.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, it made sense. It's not really a metal
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  Speaker 6: tech detector. It literally is supposed to detect anything that
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  Speaker 6: seems out of the ordinary. So if we were smug
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  Speaker 6: that makes sense, contraband or a gun and you were
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  Speaker 6: trying to hide it on your person, it would be
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  Speaker 6: able to get it. That's the difference and why they
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  Speaker 6: switched to those things instead of just the metal detectors.
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  Speaker 7: We are going to play minute to win it. We'll
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  Speaker 7: probably do it every day at this time for a while.
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  Speaker 7: So we need a contestant to win Pat Hickey's money
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  Speaker 7: eight seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we don't want him getting too comfortable with not paying.
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  Speaker 4: Let's have him pay up.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, John J. Richard's this Can I help you?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, Hey, I'm calling about the body scanner. Yeah, some
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  Speaker 8: accurate on that. So it is, Uh, it's refractive, so
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  Speaker 8: it's looking for organic material. This are not a transmission
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  Speaker 8: type X ray system where you would seep outains organic.
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  Speaker 4: He says, what do you say, t bones organic material?
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  Speaker 8: They're looking for organic cotton. So her Pat's probably made
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  Speaker 8: out of cotton.
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  Speaker 1: Is organic cotton illegal to be on a plane with?
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  Speaker 4: You didn't think so?
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  Speaker 8: No, I was looking for organic material because bombs are
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  Speaker 8: typically made out of organic material.
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  Speaker 6: No, confusing people are smuggling sweatshirts, right, make sure these women,
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  Speaker 6: Oh she's on a period, she'd probably a really bad mood.
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  Speaker 1: Be cool.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, stop, I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thanks man, thanks for listening. Hey, Ryan, what's up?
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  Speaker 1: You're on the air. High.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, hey, I just can say the husband on War
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  Speaker 3: Today initially sounded like a complete idiot. By based on
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  Speaker 3: the wife's description, it was very much confirmed when he
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  Speaker 3: thought on the air.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah right, he thought he might be stupid. But then
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  Speaker 4: once he said his first word, you're like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: he's stood.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Then he blames it on her for reading too far.
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  Speaker 1: Ryan, what are you doing? What are you doing right now?
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  Speaker 3: I'm at work?
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  Speaker 1: But what you doing? It work? Because you're breathing really hard.
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  Speaker 3: Oh sorry, I just went down and play the stairs.
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  Speaker 1: Down the flight of stairs.
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  Speaker 3: Wow up, brother, I'm awake.
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  Speaker 1: I'm awake. I'm awake again.
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  Speaker 7: I could go down the flight of stairs and not
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  Speaker 7: breathe hard at all. I have to go up the flightestairs.
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  Speaker 7: I'm like, whoa, I gotta stop. I stopped tell you
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  Speaker 7: on the third floor and four floors ago because I
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  Speaker 7: was out of breath. All right, have a great day,
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  Speaker 7: Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 3: Man, you too?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Very cool.
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  Speaker 7: So we need we need a contestant eight sevens?
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  Speaker 1: Is this we might have the hold on old Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: this is another. This is another Christina, Hi, Hi, Yes
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  Speaker 1: you're on the air.
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  Speaker 5: Oh can you hear me. Sorry, yes, hi, yeah, hey,
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  Speaker 5: I was calling about the body scanners that. Explaining to
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  Speaker 5: the girl that screened the calls, I literally get patted
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  Speaker 5: down in my crotch every single time I fly on
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  Speaker 5: the airplane because when I go through that body scanner,
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  Speaker 5: it always comes up with a red block right there.
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  Speaker 5: Because I'm wearing jeans, they're kind of sagging. It can't
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  Speaker 5: see through there to tell that there's nothing there. And
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  Speaker 5: what makes it really funny is I took thirty six
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  Speaker 5: eighth graders to Washington, DC last year and they all
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  Speaker 5: got to see me get patted down.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I literally no exaggeration. Every time I fly they have
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  Speaker 5: to pat.
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  Speaker 3: Down my cross.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so the one i'd wear a different pair of
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  Speaker 4: jeans next time, or may she enjoys the pet town.
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  Speaker 5: Well right, you would think I would not stop wearing jeans,
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  Speaker 5: but it's the most comfortable thing to travel in is jeans, and.
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  Speaker 8: So it's fine.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't I'm not carrying anything or concealing anything. But
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  Speaker 5: that's what they told me, is why they always have
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  Speaker 5: to pat me down.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's funny you say that.
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  Speaker 7: My wife told me, she's like, when you're gonna we're
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  Speaker 7: going to travel the summer with the Europe.
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  Speaker 1: She was, get on the plane. You got to get
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  Speaker 1: these Lulu Lemon pants, so the best for crowding. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta get them. So I got a pair and I
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  Speaker 1: hated it. No, no, no, no no, I hated it. I
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  Speaker 1: went back to jeans. I think jeans.
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  Speaker 7: I think loose jeans are the best of flying sweats.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks, thanks Christina, you guys today.
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  Speaker 4: Bye bye, Hello Gail.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, you ready to play minute to win it? Yes, we
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  Speaker 1: got thousand dollars on the line.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Gail, sixty seconds. You gotta get them all
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  Speaker 4: right in sixty seconds if you know it shouted out
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  Speaker 4: fast because it goes super quick. What animal is called
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  Speaker 4: the king of the jungle? A lion? How many sides
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  Speaker 4: on a triangle? Three? What is the country shaped like
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  Speaker 4: a boot?
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  Speaker 7: Italy?
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  Speaker 4: Wood bird can run fast than a horse?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you can't cuss, she's out. You cuss, you're out.
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  Speaker 2: That boot question would have gotten me because I did
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  Speaker 2: not hear you say country.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm over here like Louisiana, and.
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  Speaker 1: I was looking at her.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, it's Italy.
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  Speaker 6: And then you're like, what can run faster than the horse?
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  Speaker 6: She's like cheetah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, he said, bird bird.
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  Speaker 4: Do you guys know which bird can run faster than
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  Speaker 4: a horse? Ostrich a street?
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 4: So you're trying to answer it before the question is done, I.
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  Speaker 7: Want to I want to give it behind the scenes,
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  Speaker 7: just in case that sounded. We're on the radio, so
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  Speaker 7: we're live. Our show's live, so we're live, and if
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  Speaker 7: you cuss, the rule is we have to hang up
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  Speaker 7: on you. Yeah, so she's playing the game. She said
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  Speaker 7: a big, big cuss word and we had to dump
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  Speaker 7: her and then get rid of her so she doesn't
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  Speaker 7: get the prize.
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  Speaker 4: And hot tip you should win anyway. You should try
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  Speaker 4: to do it yourself. If you have people helping, you're
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  Speaker 4: never gonna get it in sixty seconds. You got to
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  Speaker 4: crank them out.
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  Speaker 6: I think if you hesitate on any one of the questions,
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  Speaker 6: it's like you're going to run out of time.
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  Speaker 4: Right, you can probably hesitate on one, but that's it.
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  Speaker 4: Not very long, not very long.
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  Speaker 7: I just got a text from a six oh two
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  Speaker 7: number says, I just got back from Seattle this past weekend,
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  Speaker 7: flying out of Phoenix to Seattle, and out of Seattle
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  Speaker 7: to Phoenix. I got the random imagery that showed a
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  Speaker 7: big red box on my crotch area. Both times I
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  Speaker 7: got the pat down and they said it was excessive
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  Speaker 7: mass detected.
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  Speaker 1: Lol.
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  Speaker 6: Excessive mass. That's embarrassing.
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  Speaker 4: What a gift. I know, find a different term. Those
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  Speaker 4: guys would be like sweet,