Latest / Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne / 979 - TLC's The Virgins (s1e1) "Strike Out" with Keisha
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- 0:13Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Tuesday. It's TLC Tuesday.
- 0:17Speaker 1: It's still Tuesday. It's a late episode, but it's still Tuesday. Keisha,
- 0:23Speaker 1: it is yeah, Kisha, listen, you guys. Keisha had travel troubles.
- 0:29Speaker 1: I had troubles, and we are here. We are doing
- 0:33Speaker 1: it as promised. Here is the Virgins, Season one, episode one.
- 0:38Speaker 2: Strike out. All right, So, Keisha, you're in Vegas. My
- 0:41Speaker 2: least play was favorite place on earth?
- 0:43Speaker 3: It is? You know? Are you sarcastic? No? I hate Vegas?
- 0:47Speaker 3: Oh really?
- 0:48Speaker 2: Okay, I know a lot of people love it. It's okay,
- 0:50Speaker 2: it's just my It's just I don't like it.
- 0:52Speaker 3: So but you're I think that's all right.
- 0:54Speaker 2: You're at the Are you at the Venetian, the Bellaggio Bellagio?
- 0:58Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 0:59Speaker 4: Coincidentally, to people were fatally shot the day before we
- 1:02Speaker 4: got here at the Bolaggio.
- 1:03Speaker 3: Nice. It's been a shit show.
- 1:07Speaker 4: It has been an absolute shit show since we got on.
- 1:10Speaker 3: No got to the airport in Houston. Okay, and he
- 1:13Speaker 3: has not stopped.
- 1:14Speaker 2: You haven't told me, so tell me what happened.
- 1:16Speaker 3: Okay. First, first we get there.
- 1:17Speaker 4: My luggage is seven pounds over what it's supposed to be.
- 1:20Speaker 4: So they're like, oh, that's an additional one hundred dollars.
- 1:23Speaker 4: Luckily this lady's like.
- 1:24Speaker 3: God is telling me to help y'all. I'm gonna push
- 1:26Speaker 3: yourself on.
- 1:27Speaker 4: Through great nice a plane. I start having a loopus
- 1:31Speaker 4: flare up.
- 1:33Speaker 3: I know that I need that.
- 1:34Speaker 4: I told James to put in his laptop thing. He
- 1:38Speaker 4: put in the regular luggage, so I don't have anything. Okay, okay,
- 1:43Speaker 4: So it starts on that. It starts with my stomach.
- 1:45Speaker 4: Needless to say, we were delayed so he was able
- 1:48Speaker 4: to get off the plane to go get me some medicine.
- 1:49Speaker 4: I threw up five times on the plane.
- 1:51Speaker 3: No, oh my god.
- 1:54Speaker 4: Five times five times, and tooted it very badly. It
- 2:01Speaker 4: just came from out of nowhere. I couldn't control it.
- 2:03Speaker 4: So we get to Jay's like looked at me, like
- 2:06Speaker 4: in his head, he's like, did you far, but he
- 2:09Speaker 4: dares not say anything because like, you're lucky.
- 2:11Speaker 3: I didn't shit all myself. Okay, look, this is just
- 2:14Speaker 3: where we are right now.
- 2:15Speaker 4: So I'm having one of the worst flare ups, like
- 2:19Speaker 4: level twenty five. It's freaking bad. So we get to
- 2:24Speaker 4: La and I'm like, have they said anything about our
- 2:26Speaker 4: connecting flight?
- 2:27Speaker 3: We missed our flight? The plane left us, so.
- 2:30Speaker 4: Five hour layover which you and I have plans to
- 2:33Speaker 4: record based on the time.
- 2:34Speaker 3: I'm supposed to be in Vegas, which is supposed to
- 2:36Speaker 3: be nine am. So I'm like calling you and I'm like,
- 2:40Speaker 3: I'm stuck at airport. I don't know what to do.
- 2:43Speaker 4: So we finally get here and I manifested, like can
- 2:48Speaker 4: we just record on Tuesday? Can we record on Tuesday?
- 2:51Speaker 4: And then you sent me the message it we're just
- 2:52Speaker 4: gonna do it tomorrow. At that point, I wanted to
- 2:55Speaker 4: bear all your children. I'm like, Mary Payne, do you
- 2:57Speaker 4: want a redheaded baby? Do you want to want one
- 2:59Speaker 4: that's our skarbered red hair? Do you want the woman
- 3:01Speaker 4: that it looks like you or looks like me?
- 3:03Speaker 3: I don't care.
- 3:03Speaker 4: I'm about to I'm about to bear all the children
- 3:06Speaker 4: that you want me to right now because I love
- 3:07Speaker 4: you so much.
- 3:08Speaker 2: Well, it was like you had just gotten to the
- 3:10Speaker 2: airport and I was like, by the time we record,
- 3:12Speaker 2: it's going to be nine my time, and I had
- 3:15Speaker 2: stuff to do, and Ingrid was like and Niger's like,
- 3:18Speaker 2: I can't stay up to like eleven thirty.
- 3:21Speaker 3: She's like, I.
- 3:21Speaker 2: Could, but I'm trying to, you know, she's trying to, like,
- 3:24Speaker 2: you know, sleep better. And I go, get what I go.
- 3:27Speaker 2: I've got so much to do here, and Keisha is
- 3:29Speaker 2: not going to get to the hotel and then she's
- 3:31Speaker 2: gonna have to like throw on some my scare. I go,
- 3:33Speaker 2: let's just you know what I go. We'll just do
- 3:36Speaker 2: it on Tuesday and people will understand because you know,
- 3:41Speaker 2: ninety nine percent of the time I get everything out
- 3:43Speaker 2: on time.
- 3:44Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you do.
- 3:45Speaker 2: And I was like, I think people will give me
- 3:46Speaker 2: a little grace if we just have this one one.
- 3:50Speaker 3: It's a travel mishap. We couldn't help. It's true, it
- 3:52Speaker 3: really was.
- 3:53Speaker 5: It just it couldn't be. It just it couldn't be helped.
- 3:57Speaker 5: And then today and also do you feel do you
- 4:04Speaker 5: feel better?
- 4:05Speaker 3: That's I threw up five times. I felt pretty good.
- 4:07Speaker 4: Like your body just feels so bad that it just
- 4:11Speaker 4: zones out. And I just woke up because my head
- 4:14Speaker 4: was nodding down. So this morning I wake up, I
- 4:17Speaker 4: text you, I'm like, this is what I woke up to.
- 4:19Speaker 4: I sent you a video. It's drilling, So something's being
- 4:23Speaker 4: drilled okay, and I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
- 4:26Speaker 4: So I finally called them. I'm like, what's the schedule
- 4:29Speaker 4: when it's going to stop. They're like, oh, five o'clock.
- 4:31Speaker 4: But it's not us, it's the casino. So they're like,
- 4:34Speaker 4: we're just gonna move you to another floor.
- 4:37Speaker 3: Mary Pain.
- 4:38Speaker 4: I hate packing, so I had to pack my stuff
- 4:42Speaker 4: plus James and stuff because he's.
- 4:43Speaker 3: At work in like record time. Yes, it just has been.
- 4:47Speaker 3: I call my mom and I told her everything. She goes, I'm.
- 4:49Speaker 4: Worried about you guys, Getty Hole saving like bitch too.
- 4:55Speaker 3: It was just it's crazy.
- 4:56Speaker 2: And two people got shot at the Blagio at the fount.
- 5:02Speaker 3: Wow, So I don't know and they haven't even caught
- 5:05Speaker 3: the man.
- 5:05Speaker 4: So James and I are walking because he wants to
- 5:07Speaker 4: see the fountains, are like, have they.
- 5:09Speaker 3: Cleared the blood out yet?
- 5:10Speaker 4: I'm like, this is not I'm like, I should have
- 5:13Speaker 4: kept my black ass at home. There's no reason for
- 5:15Speaker 4: me to be here none.
- 5:17Speaker 2: Oh, it's it's crazy because I was driving home and
- 5:21Speaker 2: so because of the traffic, Like when I first got
- 5:24Speaker 2: in my car, it is a it's a five and
- 5:26Speaker 2: a half to six hour drive. When I first got
- 5:28Speaker 2: in my car, it said eight hours and ten minutes.
- 5:31Speaker 2: You don't When I put the ways in and I go, yeah,
- 5:33Speaker 2: you said, what, I go, Okay, somewhere along the way.
- 5:36Speaker 3: There's a huge accent.
- 5:37Speaker 2: I go, I don't know, so I said, David Texa.
- 5:39Speaker 3: I don't know why I say this.
- 5:40Speaker 2: I'm not going to get home till like eight.
- 5:43Speaker 3: O'clock tonight or something crazy.
- 5:44Speaker 2: Oh wow, So I go, but I'm just gonna hope
- 5:46Speaker 2: as I go whatever has happened will clear itself up.
- 5:49Speaker 2: And then sure enough, after like forty five minutes of driving,
- 5:52Speaker 2: it did that do Lulu, and it says this route
- 5:55Speaker 2: will save you one hundred and twenty seven minutes. And
- 5:58Speaker 2: I was like, great, great, great. So I got home.
- 6:03Speaker 2: But as I was coming home, it it sends you,
- 6:06Speaker 2: you know, like an earlier exit and then you just
- 6:08Speaker 2: kind of wind through to get home as it saying
- 6:10Speaker 2: on the highway, which was taken longer, and there's like
- 6:13Speaker 2: a little tiny car accident which only like set me
- 6:15Speaker 2: back like five minutes. I was like, oh, that's terrible,
- 6:17Speaker 2: and I told everybody at home I go. It was
- 6:19Speaker 2: like a minivan hit a Maserati suv. So, oh wow,
- 6:23Speaker 2: sucks for that minivan. And Anna goes, you didn't see
- 6:28Speaker 2: about the stabbing. I go what, She goes, yeah, this
- 6:32Speaker 2: dude got like stabbed to death not very far from
- 6:35Speaker 2: that where that accident was. And then I got home
- 6:38Speaker 2: and I went on too, like my little Facebook group
- 6:40Speaker 2: that tells me everything. It's literally about like the helicopters
- 6:43Speaker 2: and the stabbings and the all the murders in the
- 6:45Speaker 2: area and stuff. So I went on that Facebook room.
- 6:48Speaker 2: It's it's always far enough away where I'm not worried.
- 6:52Speaker 2: But when John and I were here alone a couple
- 6:55Speaker 2: of weeks ago, he was down in the basement.
- 6:57Speaker 3: I go, did you lock all the doors and stuff?
- 6:58Speaker 2: He goes yeah, I go, because like somebody got shot
- 7:02Speaker 2: and the proms on the loose, and he goes, yeah,
- 7:05Speaker 2: that's literally like a forty five minute walk away from here.
- 7:08Speaker 2: I go, if somebody's running on foot of the police,
- 7:10Speaker 2: they could probably get a free Fast.
- 7:12Speaker 4: Said, I'm the same exact way, and James is like,
- 7:17Speaker 4: that was a yesterday problem.
- 7:19Speaker 3: What murder?
- 7:21Speaker 2: Just like They're like, oh, that person is probably in
- 7:24Speaker 2: Pennsylvania by now. I'm like, what, No, they're oh, maybe
- 7:26Speaker 2: they're not. Maybe they're coming to right to my house. Yeah, yeah,
- 7:31Speaker 2: I would feel safer in a hotel though.
- 7:33Speaker 3: So yeah. So between the.
- 7:35Speaker 2: Two of us and then at the beach house, I
- 7:38Speaker 2: told you there was a roach. No, and then the
- 7:43Speaker 2: house there was another one. No, that makes two, and
- 7:47Speaker 2: so I almost called nine one one.
- 7:51Speaker 3: I was like, I believe you.
- 7:53Speaker 2: I got out wasp spray, wasp spray, and just literally
- 7:58Speaker 2: it was like, oh, no.
- 8:00Speaker 4: She doesn't play about a roach, y'all, which no, I
- 8:03Speaker 4: completely understand, but she literally she saw a roach, has
- 8:06Speaker 4: sent me a picture.
- 8:08Speaker 3: There's a roach in the house. What do I do?
- 8:12Speaker 4: And you like Google searching how to get rid of
- 8:14Speaker 4: the best spray for like a roach or whatever.
- 8:16Speaker 2: I'm like, I cannot, I cannot. I can deal with
- 8:20Speaker 2: a spider, I could deal with a gnat, a fruit
- 8:23Speaker 2: fly infestation, I could deal with any kind of bug situation.
- 8:28Speaker 3: But a roach is.
- 8:31Speaker 2: Okay, my stomach starting to hurt just talking about it. Okay, anyway,
- 8:36Speaker 2: I'm Backcome now, no roach is here to my knowledge.
- 8:42Speaker 2: I did forget my computer charger at the beach, so
- 8:46Speaker 2: that's not great. So I did just quickly order one
- 8:49Speaker 2: on Amazon. I haven't plugged into like a different kind
- 8:52Speaker 2: of charger, and I'm like, fingers crossed it makes it
- 8:53Speaker 2: through this recording.
- 8:55Speaker 4: Please, these two livers have done, but we're paying for.
- 9:02Speaker 3: It right now.
- 9:03Speaker 2: I don't know what we've done either, but it's it's
- 9:05Speaker 2: been a rough go. But let me tell you what
- 9:07Speaker 2: we do. Have a new show and initial thoughts on
- 9:11Speaker 2: the Virgins. Initial thoughts I I actually was entertained.
- 9:18Speaker 4: Okay me read some other people comment that it wasn't
- 9:21Speaker 4: good and they're hoping that the recaps are better.
- 9:24Speaker 3: I was entertained.
- 9:26Speaker 4: I just was because it's so unbelievable some of the
- 9:30Speaker 4: things that we hear. Yes, like, but I've known some
- 9:33Speaker 4: older in life virgins before.
- 9:37Speaker 2: The only older in life virgin I know is Heather McDonald,
- 9:41Speaker 2: and she talks about it all the time that she
- 9:43Speaker 2: was a virgin till she was like she was like
- 9:45Speaker 2: in her late maybe mid twenties, and then she was
- 9:48Speaker 2: like and then she's like, now it's just getting embarrassing,
- 9:50Speaker 2: Like I went all the way through college and now
- 9:52Speaker 2: it's just you know, she's like the Catholic guilt is Yeah,
- 9:55Speaker 2: that's the only person. That's the only person I know
- 10:00Speaker 2: who was.
- 10:01Speaker 3: Ooh, I take that back. One of my.
- 10:05Speaker 2: Very good friends who I will not name, one of
- 10:07Speaker 2: my very not not Gma Mary, one of my very
- 10:10Speaker 2: good friends from college was a post college virgin as well. Okay,
- 10:17Speaker 2: all right, I remember going like really still st it.
- 10:22Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I haven't been a virgin since I
- 10:24Speaker 4: was eighteen, and by that time, I'm like, I won't
- 10:28Speaker 4: speak for my number. I was like, I just want
- 10:32Speaker 4: to get it done like everyone else had done it.
- 10:35Speaker 4: And I'm like, I'm not gonna have this big Catholic
- 10:37Speaker 4: wedding like in my head, yeah, with the big white
- 10:39Speaker 4: dress and all that, and be a virgin on you know,
- 10:43Speaker 4: get deflowered on my wedding night.
- 10:46Speaker 3: I'm just nice. I'm ready to do it. I'm ready
- 10:48Speaker 3: to just let's do it. Yeah.
- 10:51Speaker 4: I had a boyfriend, you know, I'm like, let's just
- 10:54Speaker 4: I'm ready. I'm ready to go and look at you now,
- 10:57Speaker 4: just horn it up in the streets of Houston.
- 11:00Speaker 3: No, just kidding, just kidding.
- 11:02Speaker 4: Well, I am looking for a Persian sugar daddy while
- 11:05Speaker 4: I'm in Vegas.
- 11:05Speaker 2: Oh okay, good bet that won't be too hard.
- 11:08Speaker 4: Favorite time I'm here in Vegas, I look for old
- 11:10Speaker 4: Persian sugar Daddy.
- 11:11Speaker 3: But James is always like two sets behind me. But
- 11:14Speaker 3: it's just like real things up for me really crush. Yeah,
- 11:17Speaker 3: yes he is. Yeah yeah.
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- 12:52Speaker 2: get started. So this episode is called Strikeout, and we're
- 12:57Speaker 2: gonna start with Alex. So Alex is ready Pennsylvania. I
- 13:00Speaker 2: sent a picture of him to Amanda and Amy I
- 13:05Speaker 2: have a little misrecap, who both live in Pennsylvania, and
- 13:08Speaker 2: I said, reading Pennsylvania into house, and Amanda wrote back,
- 13:12Speaker 2: he looks very reading. I don't know what that means,
- 13:15Speaker 2: but that's the scoop from the Pennsylvanians. Okay, I don't
- 13:20Speaker 2: know if they're covering it. So we meet Alex and
- 13:22Speaker 2: he shows us his room. He says, my family calls
- 13:26Speaker 2: it my hole, and I'm just like, you can't write this,
- 13:30Speaker 2: like what?
- 13:31Speaker 4: As soon as he showed us the room, I knew
- 13:33Speaker 4: exactly why he was still a virgin?
- 13:38Speaker 3: Was it okay? Here, here's we'll describe it. Okay.
- 13:40Speaker 2: So he has a workout section which is basically like
- 13:43Speaker 2: two hand weights and like a balance ball, a guitar
- 13:48Speaker 2: that is not tuned. He's thirty four again. His own
- 13:52Speaker 2: high school senior picture with his diploma, his own photo,
- 13:59Speaker 2: his groomy station with a photo of a lady in
- 14:02Speaker 2: a bikini, and he says he tries to look beautiful
- 14:04Speaker 2: for this future lady. His fan that he cools himself with.
- 14:10Speaker 3: His fuspect to respect a fan.
- 14:14Speaker 2: Yeah, me too, His framed photo of his parents that
- 14:17Speaker 2: says like love you more, and his bed had a
- 14:20Speaker 2: pillow shaped like an Xbox controller along with another pillow
- 14:24Speaker 2: that says home.
- 14:27Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, no blowjobs are happening in that room.
- 14:33Speaker 2: No, no hitting it from the back, No, no second
- 14:38Speaker 2: base is even happening.
- 14:39Speaker 4: It's it's nothing is going to happen because he has
- 14:42Speaker 4: zero swag and I'm all for a nerdy kind of guy. Yeah,
- 14:47Speaker 4: but this is like twelve year old.
- 14:49Speaker 3: I go to band camp every single summer. Vibes in
- 14:53Speaker 3: this room. It just was bad.
- 14:55Speaker 2: We don't ever find out what he does for a
- 14:58Speaker 2: job that he needs to live.
- 15:00Speaker 3: With his parents.
- 15:02Speaker 4: Yeah, he didn't explain that, and we need to know
- 15:05Speaker 4: why he still lives with his Yeah, is their parent
- 15:07Speaker 4: who's sick?
- 15:08Speaker 3: He helps out.
- 15:09Speaker 4: I mean there's lots of things, but I'm thinking he
- 15:13Speaker 4: doesn't make that much money.
- 15:15Speaker 2: Right, So he takes his shirt off to change for
- 15:18Speaker 2: some reason, and that's a lot of it's a lot
- 15:21Speaker 2: of back hair. It's wraps around front to back. It
- 15:23Speaker 2: goes in all the way around. So that's problem number one.
- 15:29Speaker 2: I suggest investing in some there, and he says, you know,
- 15:36Speaker 2: if I met a girl at a bar, I could
- 15:37Speaker 2: bring her home, but I wouldn't. You know, it's a
- 15:40Speaker 2: turn off for girls to hear you live with your parents.
- 15:42Speaker 2: But it's actually great. I come home to a home
- 15:45Speaker 2: cooked meal, which is good. No, I don't talk to
- 15:48Speaker 2: my parents at all about my issues with women, but
- 15:50Speaker 2: I do talk to my two older sisters. And we
- 15:52Speaker 2: see him like go out the front door, like you said,
- 15:54Speaker 2: like a thirteen year old boy. That's like going off
- 15:57Speaker 2: on a skateboard. He's like, bye, Mom, She's like, bye,
- 15:59Speaker 2: have fun.
- 16:00Speaker 3: I mean you can't.
- 16:01Speaker 4: I mean you can live with your parents and still
- 16:04Speaker 4: get late if you're like nineteen, not when you're thirty four.
- 16:10Speaker 3: Then there's something a little bit just well.
- 16:12Speaker 4: They're gonna be like here, why, why why are you here?
- 16:15Speaker 4: What is is your mom gonna hear us doing it?
- 16:17Speaker 4: Is your dad like me? It looks like he's in
- 16:20Speaker 4: an attic, like are we gonna break?
- 16:22Speaker 3: More like that. You're just not gonna get horny in
- 16:25Speaker 3: this house. You're just not. The whole situation is a
- 16:28Speaker 3: cop block.
- 16:29Speaker 2: Yes, it's gonna be like, Okay, it's eleven o'clock. My
- 16:31Speaker 2: mom usually goes to bed. We can sneak up to
- 16:33Speaker 2: my room. So we meet his two older sisters, Samantha
- 16:38Speaker 2: and Courtney.
- 16:38Speaker 3: They are heroes. We love them.
- 16:40Speaker 2: Yes, he goes, oh, my sister's give me a lot
- 16:42Speaker 2: of crap, but you know it's in loving support.
- 16:45Speaker 3: So they get in the car with him. They're gonna go.
- 16:46Speaker 2: Play basketball, and they're like, dude, when are you getting
- 16:49Speaker 2: a haircut? Like it's awful and you've got to cut
- 16:51Speaker 2: that beer down. It's horrible. Have you used that backshaver
- 16:54Speaker 2: that mom got you? And there He's like, no, and
- 16:58Speaker 2: you need to listen to us, take our advice. So
- 17:00Speaker 2: I think, especially when you saw his senior picture, he
- 17:05Speaker 2: is cute, but he has not his hair. All of
- 17:10Speaker 2: this looks like Amish country. It does not because you
- 17:13Speaker 2: can have a beard and have it look decent.
- 17:16Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I love I love a beard. It's the hair.
- 17:22Speaker 4: And the hair wasn't combed, it wasn't cut. But then
- 17:27Speaker 4: you skip the very important part. He drives a minivan.
- 17:32Speaker 2: Yes, I'm sure that's because his mom was like, Okay,
- 17:35Speaker 2: this is a car we don't want anymore, you can
- 17:37Speaker 2: have it. Yeah, drives a minivan. I forgot about that.
- 17:40Speaker 4: I personally, I don't care if I have twelve kids,
- 17:43Speaker 4: I'm not driving a minivan.
- 17:45Speaker 2: Well that's I never I never had one.
- 17:48Speaker 4: Because I did it. That's a preface for me. That's
- 17:50Speaker 4: not a knock to anyone who does. But I'm like,
- 17:51Speaker 4: if I have twelve kids and we gotta five of
- 17:54Speaker 4: y'all just gotta.
- 17:55Speaker 3: Stay home because I'm not getting a minivan. We can't
- 17:58Speaker 3: all make the same trip.
- 18:00Speaker 4: Okay, So you see, hey, guy, you know, you meet
- 18:03Speaker 4: a guy in the bar and you guys walk out
- 18:06Speaker 4: and he gets into now even a new minivan mm hmm,
- 18:10Speaker 4: and literally that that minivan is the same van that
- 18:14Speaker 4: they drive in thousand pounds sisters, because Tammy was always
- 18:17Speaker 4: too fat to fit into like a regular one. So
- 18:21Speaker 4: they have a family burgundy color just like this one
- 18:25Speaker 4: mini van that they use to travel.
- 18:27Speaker 3: So because they're they're big people collectively.
- 18:30Speaker 4: But Tammy, they they had to like take out the
- 18:32Speaker 4: back so she could it is the same van.
- 18:35Speaker 2: Oh and then my gosh, well, I was like, maybe
- 18:38Speaker 2: he drives for Uber and you can get better fares
- 18:40Speaker 2: if he has a minivan. It's gonna have to be
- 18:42Speaker 2: explained next episode. I hate that they didn't tell police.
- 18:45Speaker 2: I hate so in the talking head he says, I
- 18:49Speaker 2: think I'm a virgin because number one, I live with
- 18:51Speaker 2: my parents and number two lack of self confidence. You know,
- 18:55Speaker 2: I overthink everything a lot and it makes me seem weird.
- 18:58Speaker 2: And then things go downhill and they ask him about
- 19:02Speaker 2: his experience with women and he says, well, I've been
- 19:05Speaker 2: to second base, and then he goes, is that touching boobs?
- 19:09Speaker 2: I've been to second base? Touching boobs, and he says that.
- 19:13Speaker 4: Doesn't help that you are thirty four is still talking
- 19:16Speaker 4: about basses.
- 19:17Speaker 2: And touching boobs, and he says, you know, if you
- 19:21Speaker 2: touch a vagina on the outside of the pants for
- 19:24Speaker 2: like two seconds, like does that count?
- 19:26Speaker 4: Well, it doesn't count because if you touch it for
- 19:28Speaker 4: two seconds, I mean, the girl probably slapped her hand away.
- 19:33Speaker 3: That's why it was only two seconds.
- 19:35Speaker 2: That is hilarious. You're right, you're right, You're so right.
- 19:39Speaker 2: And then he does tell a very sad story that
- 19:42Speaker 2: it's always just like anything with bullying in middle school
- 19:45Speaker 2: and high school, I's just and so he says, in
- 19:48Speaker 2: high school he was not treated well by his peers.
- 19:50Speaker 2: But every picture and everything they show of him in
- 19:52Speaker 2: high school and college he's cute.
- 19:54Speaker 4: Good.
- 19:55Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm like, what, like, he's not a bad looking
- 19:58Speaker 3: guy and he seems to yeah yeah, I mean his height.
- 20:03Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, he's too. I think he's cute. I
- 20:05Speaker 3: like a burly looking guy.
- 20:07Speaker 4: Clearly he just needs a haircut and not drive that
- 20:12Speaker 4: mini van and maybe like step up his clothing game,
- 20:16Speaker 4: I mean, and don't live it's.
- 20:18Speaker 3: The lack of self confident Oh yeah, I mean, if
- 20:22Speaker 3: you have all the other things.
- 20:24Speaker 4: There is someone out there who will overlook the fact
- 20:27Speaker 4: that you live with your parents, but you got to
- 20:28Speaker 4: have all the other things, like downpack.
- 20:31Speaker 2: I agree, I agree, And so he just tells the
- 20:34Speaker 2: sad story about a girl like pretending to like him
- 20:37Speaker 2: and saying meet me at a certain time, and when
- 20:39Speaker 2: he got there, everybody laughed at him because they had
- 20:41Speaker 2: set it up. And he says, and then college started
- 20:44Speaker 2: and I didn't have the experience with girls, so that
- 20:47Speaker 2: made it even harder. And he goes, you know, I've
- 20:50Speaker 2: been rejected a lot of times, and that puts a
- 20:52Speaker 2: damper on my trust for women, and it makes it
- 20:55Speaker 2: hard for me to approach them. I don't want to
- 20:57Speaker 2: be a thirty four year old version like He's like,
- 20:59Speaker 2: I want intimacy in my life and I'm ready for it.
- 21:03Speaker 2: But I think he's got to do all the things
- 21:04Speaker 2: Kisha just said to to help to boost his self confidence.
- 21:09Speaker 3: I feel like it looks better.
- 21:10Speaker 2: So I'm hoping we do see in the previews that
- 21:12Speaker 2: he gets like a backwaxing, and I'm hoping that means
- 21:15Speaker 2: that somebody's because by the way, each of these people
- 21:18Speaker 2: separately say they need help. So I think some sort
- 21:21Speaker 2: of guru is going to come in down.
- 21:23Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, Why can't we get hired to be the
- 21:27Speaker 4: gurus on one of these shows?
- 21:28Speaker 3: Don't?
- 21:28Speaker 2: I mean you just gave all the advice you needed.
- 21:30Speaker 2: It would take a half a day to make that work.
- 21:32Speaker 4: I think between the two of us we could have
- 21:35Speaker 4: our own guru show. Yeah, we can help these from
- 21:39Speaker 4: the prisoners to the homely, we can help them out.
- 21:46Speaker 3: That's our that's our logo.
- 21:47Speaker 2: Are you homely? Are you a prisoner? We can help you.
- 21:53Speaker 3: So and they're talking to he.
- 21:55Speaker 2: The sisters goes, no, we cannot believe he's a thirty
- 21:57Speaker 2: four year old virgin. You know, he's a great guy.
- 22:00Speaker 2: He's very social and I don't we can't figure out
- 22:02Speaker 2: where the disconnect is. And now he's built it up
- 22:05Speaker 2: so much that it's even worse and he just needs
- 22:08Speaker 2: to get laid right.
- 22:09Speaker 3: Yeah he does.
- 22:10Speaker 2: So they're playing basketball and they're being goofy and they said,
- 22:13Speaker 2: when was the last time you had a real date
- 22:15Speaker 2: And he goes, I don't know, ten or twelve years ago,
- 22:17Speaker 2: and they're like, no, shit, he's being funny because he's
- 22:21Speaker 2: like dancing around and stuff. I go, it's funny.
- 22:24Speaker 4: There's nothing wrong. I love a goofy guy.
- 22:28Speaker 3: I love it.
- 22:29Speaker 4: He has a lot of attributes that I actually felt
- 22:31Speaker 4: attractive in a man. But it's the lack of self
- 22:34Speaker 4: confidence and a horrible wardrobe that is just holding him back.
- 22:39Speaker 2: And the back hair is pretty bad.
- 22:41Speaker 3: You don't I know you don't like body hair. I
- 22:45Speaker 3: don't mind.
- 22:45Speaker 2: I know you, I don't know. I don't mind it,
- 22:47Speaker 2: like if you just have chest hair or something, But
- 22:48Speaker 2: I don't like an egregious amount that covers your entire
- 22:51Speaker 2: back like a sasquatch.
- 22:53Speaker 4: So I agree, I could deal with a little bit
- 22:55Speaker 4: of hair, but when it gets to the level and
- 22:56Speaker 4: a thickness and a length where you can break that shit, Yeah,
- 22:59Speaker 4: that's it too much.
- 23:00Speaker 2: You could break his whole back. You could do French
- 23:03Speaker 2: braid on one side, fishtail braid on.
- 23:05Speaker 3: The other, box braids the middle.
- 23:11Speaker 2: Hold still no, right, all right? So now he goes
- 23:16Speaker 2: out for drinks with his sisters. And this did seem
- 23:20Speaker 2: like like a Pennsylvania mining town bar.
- 23:23Speaker 3: It did just seem Mary's whatever.
- 23:24Speaker 2: Everybody's in a everybody's in a plaid shirt, just coming
- 23:27Speaker 2: off the coal mine.
- 23:29Speaker 3: No one dressed well, even the girls like we're pretty
- 23:34Speaker 3: cabin homely looking like.
- 23:37Speaker 2: Well, okay, so they were DM Keisha, not me.
- 23:42Speaker 3: So he he goes out.
- 23:44Speaker 2: For drinks and the one sister goes, look, this is
- 23:48Speaker 2: kind of dead in here, but maybe more people will
- 23:50Speaker 2: show up so you can meet somebody, and do you
- 23:53Speaker 2: have pickup lines ready?
- 23:54Speaker 3: Like how are you going to talk?
- 23:55Speaker 2: He goes, yeah, I've got to pick up line, and
- 23:58Speaker 2: then he goes, so, well, if I see a girl
- 23:59Speaker 2: that's cute, I'll say, hey, you're cute, come and sit
- 24:02Speaker 2: down with me over here, and if it goes.
- 24:03Speaker 3: Well, I'll buy you a water get it?
- 24:07Speaker 2: Because they're like, we get it waters free, like we
- 24:10Speaker 2: get it. But no, don't use that. That's terrible. He's like, oh, well, okay,
- 24:14Speaker 2: that's the line I used.
- 24:15Speaker 3: See I want to fail for that. I would have
- 24:18Speaker 3: thought it was funny.
- 24:19Speaker 4: I would have thought it was funny, like, oh, okay,
- 24:21Speaker 4: you made me laugh. Yeah, so okay, I'll talk to
- 24:25Speaker 4: you because if you can make a girl laugh, you.
- 24:27Speaker 3: Can get on girls pants. Okay.
- 24:29Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's a few steps in between you,
- 24:30Speaker 2: but I agree.
- 24:31Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
- 24:32Speaker 2: So they're like, yeah, his game is lacking. He needs guidance.
- 24:35Speaker 2: On how to start a conversation, how to continue a conversation,
- 24:39Speaker 2: and so this is why I think they're going to
- 24:40Speaker 2: have somebody come in to work.
- 24:42Speaker 3: On these people. So three girls walk.
- 24:45Speaker 2: In and he says, uh, two of them are attractive,
- 24:49Speaker 2: and I don't even know how to talk to it.
- 24:50Speaker 2: Now listen, sir, that no, because now these people are
- 24:54Speaker 2: going to watch this and be like, well, which was
- 24:55Speaker 2: the third one of us that wasn't cute?
- 24:57Speaker 3: Cause they were all equally cute exactly. I think they
- 25:00Speaker 3: were all this ang yeah. Yeah.
- 25:03Speaker 2: So he goes, I just get overwhelmed talking to women,
- 25:06Speaker 2: and he goes, I'm going over. I'm going over. So
- 25:08Speaker 2: he goes over. His sisters are watching him and he's like, hey,
- 25:11Speaker 2: how are you? Uh yeah, long day to day? Yeah yeah,
- 25:15Speaker 2: And they were like, why would they care? They don't
- 25:17Speaker 2: know you. And they chat a little bit and do
- 25:20Speaker 2: you think these girls are First of all, they had
- 25:22Speaker 2: to sign a release where they came into the bar
- 25:24Speaker 2: to even be on camera, so they already know that
- 25:26Speaker 2: they're fielding a show. So do you think they know
- 25:29Speaker 2: that this show is about him trying to date or
- 25:32Speaker 2: what do you think they think?
- 25:34Speaker 3: Oh, this is like.
- 25:35Speaker 2: Background for a ninety day Beyonce show. I wonder what
- 25:38Speaker 2: these girls think. I'm always win.
- 25:40Speaker 3: I don't. I don't think they know it's a show
- 25:42Speaker 3: about virgins. Definitely not, because.
- 25:47Speaker 4: Maybe if they did, they would have felt sorry enough
- 25:50Speaker 4: for him.
- 25:51Speaker 3: They talked to him a little bit more.
- 25:53Speaker 2: I think that probably when they hand you those you know, okay,
- 25:57Speaker 2: you're coming to this bar. We're filming a show, so
- 25:58Speaker 2: if you don't want to be featured, you know, sign
- 26:01Speaker 2: here or whatever, and they blur you out. But I
- 26:03Speaker 2: think they probably said, like TLC, unnamed project. They do
- 26:07Speaker 2: that a lot, unnamed projects. So and these girls are like,
- 26:10Speaker 2: now we're on TV about a dude that was a virgin.
- 26:13Speaker 3: Yea.
- 26:14Speaker 2: So he meets Haley, Stacey and Courtney and he goes,
- 26:19Speaker 2: you know, I start to feel weird, and then I
- 26:21Speaker 2: don't know what to say. I don't have to continue
- 26:23Speaker 2: the conversation, so he just goes, Okay, well, so, uh,
- 26:27Speaker 2: good to talk to you next round on me And
- 26:29Speaker 2: they're like, oh wow, thanks okay, and he walks away,
- 26:32Speaker 2: which was nice, which is nice expense. He doesn't have
- 26:35Speaker 2: any bills to pay. It's a little at this parent.
- 26:39Speaker 2: So he goes, oh, the one girl's cute. I think
- 26:41Speaker 2: it's Courtney's. They're going the end. He goes, I don't
- 26:44Speaker 2: know how to talk to her. I don't know how
- 26:45Speaker 2: to just talk to the one girl. And they're like,
- 26:47Speaker 2: do it, you can do it, go for it, you
- 26:49Speaker 2: could do it. Just go and sit down and start
- 26:51Speaker 2: a conversations.
- 26:51Speaker 3: He goes, okay, yeah.
- 26:52Speaker 2: It was so funny though, because he goes over and
- 26:54Speaker 2: sits next to her on the end, she doesn't notice,
- 26:56Speaker 2: and finally she turns around.
- 26:58Speaker 4: And goes, oh, hey, I didn't know if she if
- 27:01Speaker 4: that was a real reaction or she did see him
- 27:05Speaker 4: and she was trying to ignore him.
- 27:08Speaker 3: Oh it could have been that too.
- 27:09Speaker 4: It could have been I didn't know that's I was like,
- 27:12Speaker 4: did she do well? She ignore him on purpose? And
- 27:14Speaker 4: then he like and she had to turn around? Yeah, yeah,
- 27:19Speaker 4: yeah it could be.
- 27:20Speaker 2: So he goes, so what do you like to do
- 27:22Speaker 2: for fun? And she goes, oh, I like to travel,
- 27:24Speaker 2: and he goes, yeah, okay.
- 27:26Speaker 3: That's cool. So what time is it?
- 27:29Speaker 2: She goes nine to fifteen. He's like, yeah, okay, all right,
- 27:33Speaker 2: well I'll just so he says, this is where I
- 27:36Speaker 2: get stuck. He said, where do you like to travel
- 27:39Speaker 2: to Where's the latest cool cool place she went?
- 27:42Speaker 3: Where's the latest place? She blew it?
- 27:45Speaker 2: That travel, that's the subject you could just really talk about,
- 27:49Speaker 2: because you could be like, oh, I've never been there,
- 27:50Speaker 2: or what what's it like? That sounds cool? Tell me
- 27:53Speaker 2: about it?
- 27:54Speaker 3: And he just blew it. He just blew it.
- 27:56Speaker 2: So and then talking to Eddy goes this is where
- 27:59Speaker 2: I get stuck up overthink and I get stalled out,
- 28:02Speaker 2: and I know I should try to get her number,
- 28:03Speaker 2: but then I second guessed myself, like how would I
- 28:05Speaker 2: do that? Would she give it to me? And so
- 28:08Speaker 2: basically they're leading into he needs help, how will we
- 28:11Speaker 2: help him?
- 28:12Speaker 3: M hm? Okay, cause that was bad.
- 28:15Speaker 4: I had like I was cringing for him because I
- 28:19Speaker 4: felt so bad for him, and I was like yelling,
- 28:21Speaker 4: get the.
- 28:21Speaker 3: TV, ask her another question. Ask and he is ask.
- 28:25Speaker 4: Her that he didn't do it. But then again, everyone
- 28:29Speaker 4: doesn't have a gift of gab like we do.
- 28:31Speaker 2: No, you and I could talk to a brick wall.
- 28:32Speaker 2: We might be mad about it maybe, because yeah, it
- 28:36Speaker 2: could be pissed, like, oh my god, I talked to
- 28:37Speaker 2: these people this party. Nobody would talk and I had
- 28:40Speaker 2: to carry everything, and then I felt like I talked
- 28:41Speaker 2: too much, and then I was embarrassed. Yep, now we're
- 28:45Speaker 2: gonna meet Russia. Now this was odd.
- 28:52Speaker 3: Russia is forty two.
- 28:54Speaker 2: From Jacksonville, Florida, and she's cute and fun. So she says,
- 29:00Speaker 2: I love to sing karaoke. I create videos for my
- 29:03Speaker 2: social media. Again, we don't know what her job is,
- 29:06Speaker 2: but she does social media content. We see her going, hey, everybody,
- 29:10Speaker 2: let me tell you, and she tells her social media
- 29:13Speaker 2: that her big perr has never seen any action.
- 29:19Speaker 3: What do you think about that name?
- 29:21Speaker 2: Well, she says, I hate the P word, and I
- 29:23Speaker 2: was like, RuSHA. I was like, well, you know, Amy
- 29:28Speaker 2: Archer just says my meal. That's what Amy does, so
- 29:33Speaker 2: she would say my big meal. So she says, I
- 29:37Speaker 2: want to lose my virginity forty two, I want to
- 29:41Speaker 2: lose my I want to lose my virginity to somebody special.
- 29:44Speaker 2: She goes, I've never even done like a tongue down
- 29:47Speaker 2: kiss or had a man like touch me down there.
- 29:49Speaker 2: And she says, I'm really confident in myself even though
- 29:54Speaker 2: I'm nervous, but I need help, Okay, So she goes
- 29:57Speaker 2: to a sex therapist. And this is surprising, just even
- 30:00Speaker 2: her personality.
- 30:01Speaker 3: You're like, what shocked that she's a virgin? Shocked? Yeah.
- 30:06Speaker 2: So she goes to a sex therapist who takes her
- 30:09Speaker 2: through an image imagery exercise. This is doctor Darinia Cross,
- 30:14Speaker 2: and she says, tell me a fantasy. So she goes, Okay,
- 30:16Speaker 2: so I'm in a fan. I have a fantasy about
- 30:19Speaker 2: being in the bedroom and it's all.
- 30:21Speaker 3: These white sheets.
- 30:22Speaker 2: My hands are tied behind my back and I'm blindfolded,
- 30:26Speaker 2: and this guy is killing it from the back. Okay,
- 30:28Speaker 2: now to Keisha, if your hands are tied behind your back,
- 30:34Speaker 2: you can't be on all fours because you can't put
- 30:36Speaker 2: your hands down.
- 30:38Speaker 4: That means her face is in the bed and he's
- 30:40Speaker 4: just breaking her back.
- 30:41Speaker 2: Well, I was like, that doesn't that's that's unstable.
- 30:45Speaker 3: You got to turn your head to the side, breath.
- 30:50Speaker 2: I was like, don't tie your hands up like that.
- 30:52Speaker 2: So and she goes and he's going downtown like he's hungry,
- 30:56Speaker 2: and the and the therapists like, oh yeah, girl. I
- 30:58Speaker 2: was like, this is awkward, very sexual.
- 31:00Speaker 4: I was it was sexual aside, it's a little Haffines's room. Well,
- 31:04Speaker 4: like she's I did not she seems to be very sexual, yes,
- 31:10Speaker 4: but yeah, she's just a virgin.
- 31:12Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 31:13Speaker 2: And so she says, you know, I think I'm submissive
- 31:17Speaker 2: and I need a man to be kind of dominant,
- 31:19Speaker 2: and I need a man to sort of handle me.
- 31:21Speaker 2: I want to get steamy and steak and all this.
- 31:24Speaker 2: And the doctor's like, yeah, girl, and she goes yeah,
- 31:27Speaker 2: and I'm like really interested in dating, but I've never
- 31:30Speaker 2: been on a date. And she says, here's the thing.
- 31:33Speaker 2: I was a late bloomer. I wasn't even interested in
- 31:35Speaker 2: men men until like my mid twenties. I was very overweight.
- 31:39Speaker 2: I didn't have the confidence. I didn't think I would
- 31:42Speaker 2: be attractive to men, and I never got approached. And
- 31:45Speaker 2: by the way, I mean seeing the pictures of her,
- 31:49Speaker 2: you know, before and now, I was like, she was
- 31:52Speaker 2: perfectly cute. She's obviously funny and fun and it's very sexual.
- 31:57Speaker 4: So I didn't even like consider her to be like
- 32:01Speaker 4: overweight overweight, you know what I mean, because you.
- 32:04Speaker 2: Watch them, Yeah, because you watch thousand House Sisters.
- 32:07Speaker 3: Yeah, and my six hundred pound life. So my comparison
- 32:09Speaker 3: range is a little bit different.
- 32:10Speaker 4: Ya. I was, I'm like, she's just thick, like I
- 32:14Speaker 4: but I get it.
- 32:15Speaker 3: Beauty standards are odd for us.
- 32:17Speaker 4: So when we see, oh, that's what we're supposed to
- 32:19Speaker 4: look like, and I look like this, and you're like, okay,
- 32:22Speaker 4: I can't get a man.
- 32:24Speaker 3: But it's affected. She's never been on a date, I know.
- 32:27Speaker 2: And you know she could even just get on tender
- 32:29Speaker 2: and find somebody to have sex with. I mean yeah,
- 32:33Speaker 2: because she's sexual and she wants it, you know. So
- 32:36Speaker 2: she says, you know, I have a lot of love
- 32:39Speaker 2: to give, but I don't want to be married again
- 32:42Speaker 2: because I was married one time and it was a debacle.
- 32:44Speaker 2: There was no sex in the marriage. And the sex
- 32:47Speaker 2: therapist is like, say what she was Yeah, I was like,
- 32:50Speaker 2: what the hell, I'm a divorced version. She explained that
- 32:55Speaker 2: the guy she was married to is an international student
- 32:57Speaker 2: from Korea living in Minnesota. They were in touch for
- 33:01Speaker 2: four to five years, but then it came up that
- 33:02Speaker 2: he was going to have to because probably his education
- 33:05Speaker 2: visa college, visa when it was over, he.
- 33:07Speaker 3: Was gonna have to go back.
- 33:08Speaker 2: And he was so sweet and they were so close,
- 33:11Speaker 2: and she wanted to help him stay in the country,
- 33:13Speaker 2: and she believed she was in love with them and
- 33:16Speaker 2: hoped he would love her too.
- 33:18Speaker 3: What in the ninety day fiance? Wow?
- 33:21Speaker 2: What ass? What a missed opportunity for a crossover.
- 33:24Speaker 3: She was on the wrong show. Yeah, she was on
- 33:26Speaker 3: the wrong show.
- 33:26Speaker 2: So they did live together, but they never slept in
- 33:30Speaker 2: the same room. He always slept on the couch.
- 33:32Speaker 3: She said.
- 33:32Speaker 2: He was so disgusted by me. He couldn't even look
- 33:35Speaker 2: at me. He was only looking for a green card.
- 33:38Speaker 2: And so it sounds like he was mean as well.
- 33:42Speaker 3: And here's my thing.
- 33:43Speaker 4: You can't be mean to me and you need the
- 33:45Speaker 4: green card. H's out all the power in this situation.
- 33:49Speaker 4: Do you want the green card or do you not
- 33:50Speaker 4: want the green car? Yeah, something's gonna happen. But I
- 33:53Speaker 4: think that comes from her lack of confidence, especially with men.
- 33:56Speaker 3: She just let him do it.
- 33:57Speaker 2: And it was just an online relationship that she thought
- 34:00Speaker 2: was going to be a real relationship. And she goes,
- 34:03Speaker 2: you know, and I just said, like, maybe I'm just
- 34:05Speaker 2: found and ugly and nobody's ever gonna, you know, love me.
- 34:08Speaker 3: It was It was bad. It was a lot.
- 34:10Speaker 2: It was a ten month marriage.
- 34:11Speaker 3: She said.
- 34:11Speaker 2: She realized, like, what the help? Why am I helping
- 34:14Speaker 2: this guy out? When you won't even like talk to me,
- 34:16Speaker 2: you know, hopefully she called fraud and synth the guy
- 34:20Speaker 2: home like I.
- 34:20Speaker 3: Hope you did, but I have a feeling she didn't.
- 34:24Speaker 2: She said, I'm terrified at being used. I want to
- 34:26Speaker 2: be with somebody who deserves me, and I want to
- 34:30Speaker 2: feel safe with somebody so I can release that inner
- 34:32Speaker 2: whore in me.
- 34:34Speaker 3: We all got a little in our hole in this.
- 34:37Speaker 3: You know. I have the most hope for her.
- 34:42Speaker 5: I do.
- 34:43Speaker 4: She seems the most eager to have six Yes, I
- 34:48Speaker 4: think that out of all of them, she will be
- 34:51Speaker 4: the one who gets it done even though she's not
- 34:54Speaker 4: in a relationship.
- 34:56Speaker 2: Mm hmm, Yeah, she'll just just call in a professional.
- 35:00Speaker 3: Why not.
- 35:02Speaker 2: Okay, so now we get this girl, Diane. Diana is
- 35:05Speaker 2: thirty five, lives in LA and works in event marketing.
- 35:08Speaker 2: Dean Timmy was the most surprising virgin. She because there's
- 35:18Speaker 2: no story there, right Like the other people have a story,
- 35:24Speaker 2: but there's no story here.
- 35:25Speaker 3: She just is picky and is a lovely picky and has.
- 35:29Speaker 2: Gotten to age thirty five without ever doing it because.
- 35:34Speaker 3: She's too picky.
- 35:35Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think she's the type of picky that
- 35:37Speaker 4: even if she did meet someone she would get on
- 35:40Speaker 4: that man's nerves really bad and really good.
- 35:46Speaker 2: She works in event marketing. She likes adventures. She likes
- 35:49Speaker 2: to try new things. She likes to go to restaurants,
- 35:50Speaker 2: new bars. Her besties are Mercedes and Jamie, and she goes,
- 35:55Speaker 2: I've figured out my life. I love la I love
- 35:57Speaker 2: my job, I love my friends. The only thing I
- 36:00Speaker 2: can't figure out is the having sex part. I have
- 36:04Speaker 2: no sexual experience at all, and seventeen years ago, so
- 36:10Speaker 2: when she was eighteen, I guess, Okay, she says, I
- 36:15Speaker 2: had a closed experience, but then it just didn't happen,
- 36:19Speaker 2: and so I should have just done it in college.
- 36:21Speaker 2: I should have just done I should have just gotten
- 36:23Speaker 2: it done. Yeah, I think it's weird. Yeah I think, yeah,
- 36:26Speaker 2: She goes, I do think it's weird. I don't hook up.
- 36:28Speaker 2: I don't have sex. I've never had a boyfriend. I
- 36:31Speaker 2: don't even know what I'm supposed to be doing. Like,
- 36:32Speaker 2: and now if I get to that point with somebody,
- 36:34Speaker 2: I don't even know what to do.
- 36:36Speaker 3: You know, well, they'll show you.
- 36:39Speaker 4: Yeah, they'll show you what to do.
- 36:41Speaker 3: You'll figure it out, She was.
- 36:44Speaker 2: I know, I'm picky, Like I know, I'm picky. I'm
- 36:46Speaker 2: looking for mister perfect and I know it doesn't exist,
- 36:49Speaker 2: but I'm just picky.
- 36:52Speaker 4: Which I mean, there's picky and then there's being realistic. Okay, Yeah,
- 36:58Speaker 4: I always till because I've had some very very very
- 37:01Speaker 4: picky friends and they are still single because they still
- 37:06Speaker 4: go by this list.
- 37:07Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm like, that list is real cute when
- 37:10Speaker 3: you're in high school.
- 37:11Speaker 4: Oh, he has to be this skin toe, this tall,
- 37:13Speaker 4: he's got to have this color hair, he has to
- 37:15Speaker 4: drive this kind of car.
- 37:17Speaker 3: And I'm like, what do you bring to the table?
- 37:20Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Why is it that men
- 37:21Speaker 3: have to have this?
- 37:22Speaker 4: You know, women have to have this long list for men,
- 37:24Speaker 4: I'm like, well, what do you what are you bringing.
- 37:26Speaker 3: To the table. And here's the thing I always tell people.
- 37:29Speaker 3: You can get a gift, the greatest gift.
- 37:31Speaker 4: It just may not be packaged the way that you
- 37:34Speaker 4: thought it was going to be, but it doesn't make
- 37:36Speaker 4: the gift less special and wonderful.
- 37:38Speaker 3: Wow, that's you could write. I mean that shit is poetic.
- 37:42Speaker 3: That is poetic. Butt that on some dard. I think
- 37:45Speaker 3: so too.
- 37:45Speaker 4: Yeah, I've told a lot of people that I'm like,
- 37:48Speaker 4: if someone were to ask. I've never had a type,
- 37:50Speaker 4: never had a type. I mean, I've never dated the
- 37:53Speaker 4: same guy ever, because there's something great about every No,
- 37:58Speaker 4: I just I don't have a type, you know.
- 38:01Speaker 2: I I always tell people if your friend was dating
- 38:04Speaker 2: that guy, would you be like, oh, oh, I like him.
- 38:08Speaker 2: He's so nice to her, he's cute, he.
- 38:10Speaker 3: Has a good job.
- 38:11Speaker 2: What would you think if somebody said, Okay, here's this
- 38:14Speaker 2: guy you and now with his name is Harry, and
- 38:17Speaker 2: you go, I don't know, he kind of bugs me.
- 38:19Speaker 2: Or I didn't like the way he like tye was done,
- 38:21Speaker 2: or I don't know his shoes were weird. Okay, what
- 38:24Speaker 2: if Harry was dating your good friend? Would you be like,
- 38:26Speaker 2: she's got such a nice boyfriend. Her boyfriend is so
- 38:29Speaker 2: nice to her and has a good job. You have
- 38:30Speaker 2: to look at it that way, true, Would I want
- 38:34Speaker 2: that guy if somebody else had him?
- 38:36Speaker 3: And then you can shoes can be changed.
- 38:38Speaker 4: You could teach someone how to do the tie the
- 38:40Speaker 4: correct way, you know what I mean?
- 38:42Speaker 3: Right? All right?
- 38:44Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all that's true. All that's true.
- 38:46Speaker 3: I think we can have a dating show too.
- 38:48Speaker 2: No, we have so many show ideas we do. So
- 38:52Speaker 2: a guy approaches the group of girls named Ben cute guy.
- 38:58Speaker 3: It was cute. He was cute.
- 39:00Speaker 2: Now, I'm sure production put him up to it, but
- 39:02Speaker 2: it's fine. His name has been and he asked Dan
- 39:04Speaker 2: for her number and she goes, I don't get out
- 39:06Speaker 2: my number.
- 39:08Speaker 4: Well, so in this case, I'm a little bit with her.
- 39:11Speaker 4: There was no conversation at all. Yes, that we saw
- 39:16Speaker 4: that we saw. Yeah, that we that we saw. So
- 39:18Speaker 4: if we're going by what we saw, there was no conversation,
- 39:21Speaker 4: there was no interest shown. He's just like, get what
- 39:24Speaker 4: the why the fuck would I just give you my
- 39:25Speaker 4: phone number?
- 39:26Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I will.
- 39:27Speaker 2: I sit down and let's talk for thirty minutes and
- 39:29Speaker 2: then maybe you can take me to coffee and then
- 39:31Speaker 2: maybe I'll give you my number.
- 39:32Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, or something.
- 39:34Speaker 4: I was like, Okay, he moved way too fast, so
- 39:37Speaker 4: I was I was with her on that.
- 39:38Speaker 3: But did she even make eye contact with that guy?
- 39:41Speaker 3: I don't know. She's just like, yeah, me mugged him.
- 39:45Speaker 3: So her friends go.
- 39:46Speaker 2: Guys are always interested in her. She's you know, very attractive.
- 39:50Speaker 2: She's kind of a catch, but she's never had a boyfriend.
- 39:53Speaker 2: She never goes on dates. She's just waiting for some
- 39:56Speaker 2: like initial spark, like a fireworks show, like something out
- 40:00Speaker 2: of a movie. And sometimes you just need to go
- 40:02Speaker 2: for it with this guy that's here, Like why not,
- 40:05Speaker 2: what could happen?
- 40:05Speaker 3: You can go on two dates.
- 40:06Speaker 2: It sucks you never talk to him again, but at
- 40:08Speaker 2: least you're getting some practice, you know, Right, And then
- 40:12Speaker 2: a dude comes up named Ryan, and she's like two
- 40:15Speaker 2: out of ten not for me, Like wow, wow, I.
- 40:19Speaker 4: Saw this guy my ovary started talking shit. I'm like, oh,
- 40:23Speaker 4: he's cute. He's got on the cowboy hat. I saw
- 40:25Speaker 4: him watching me when I was riding at bull Like
- 40:28Speaker 4: give him a chance, Like yeah, literally, just give a
- 40:31Speaker 4: guy a chance, Like you don't even have to go
- 40:33Speaker 4: on a date with him.
- 40:33Speaker 3: You could.
- 40:34Speaker 4: You guys could just text or change social media information
- 40:38Speaker 4: and kind of start from there.
- 40:39Speaker 3: But two out of ten he was not a two.
- 40:42Speaker 2: It seems like she would just get to know guys
- 40:45Speaker 2: through her business, do an event marketing, just like get
- 40:48Speaker 2: to know somebody organically, or have somebody set you up
- 40:51Speaker 2: so you know the person's not a serial killer. I mean,
- 40:53Speaker 2: you know, there's just like yeah, so she goes, I
- 40:56Speaker 2: know I need to make a shift in my life
- 40:59Speaker 2: or I'm going to end up alone. And so her
- 41:01Speaker 2: story was the shortest one because now we go into
- 41:07Speaker 2: Sonali and Earl.
- 41:10Speaker 3: WHOA, this was a lot. This was a lot from
- 41:15Speaker 3: start to finish.
- 41:16Speaker 2: When I tell you, I paused no less than four
- 41:19Speaker 2: hundred times and rewound one half a second NonStop to
- 41:24Speaker 2: get all the pictures of that vision board. I got
- 41:27Speaker 2: every single piece of information that was on it because
- 41:29Speaker 2: they kept showing different parts of it. But like just
- 41:32Speaker 2: in a second, and I was like, no, no, no,
- 41:33Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta go back. What is that a
- 41:34Speaker 2: picture of it is?
- 41:36Speaker 3: But she literally had that vision board in her room.
- 41:40Speaker 2: Yeah, she's thirty seven years old, and she's so years old.
- 41:45Speaker 3: Yeah, and she.
- 41:46Speaker 2: Says, you know, hi, I am just Sonai. I am
- 41:49Speaker 2: thirty seven. I live in Hollywood. You know I can't
- 41:51Speaker 2: just do it with any guy. I consider sex to
- 41:54Speaker 2: be very sacred. And I also don't want an STD.
- 41:57Speaker 2: I don't want a UTI, So I'm really guarded.
- 42:00Speaker 4: Okay, you're not going to a diddy freak off. Okay,
- 42:04Speaker 4: you don't have to worry about the ScDs and the ucis.
- 42:07Speaker 4: That's why we have condoms, like be so for real
- 42:11Speaker 4: right now, Like.
- 42:15Speaker 3: She was a lot. She was a lot.
- 42:18Speaker 2: So she goes on a date with a guy named
- 42:20Speaker 2: John Okay, and he does not know she's a virgin.
- 42:24Speaker 2: She was like, he doesn't know that about me, but
- 42:26Speaker 2: he really makes me laugh. I met him wherever she
- 42:28Speaker 2: met him, and he was nice. So they're having a
- 42:31Speaker 2: date and he seems perfectly fine, you know, age appropriate whatever,
- 42:36Speaker 2: and she's explaining to him she was born and raised
- 42:38Speaker 2: in America, but her parents are from India and they've
- 42:41Speaker 2: now moved back to India to retire. She grew up
- 42:44Speaker 2: in a very strict household. They have very traditional Indian values.
- 42:49Speaker 2: The dad said no sleepovers, no socializing, no dating. She
- 42:53Speaker 2: wasn't allowed to go to prom. He didn't want her
- 42:55Speaker 2: doing any hanky banking. So she has a huge hang
- 42:58Speaker 2: up about it. For what her dad has probably said,
- 43:00Speaker 2: nobody y'all ever want to marry you.
- 43:01Speaker 3: You're a whore.
- 43:03Speaker 2: The parents came of a mom an arranged marriage situation
- 43:06Speaker 2: and was like, that's what you're going to do to right.
- 43:11Speaker 2: So she says, I've never seen porn, I've never tried
- 43:14Speaker 2: to masturbate, I've never had an orgasm. She says, I'm
- 43:17Speaker 2: a prude. I don't know what to tell you.
- 43:19Speaker 3: Does it even work?
- 43:21Speaker 4: Like how has she gone thirty seven years? Or she's
- 43:24Speaker 4: never touched herself?
- 43:26Speaker 2: She just has tamps it all down. But Keisha, did
- 43:29Speaker 2: you notice when they were showing the pictures of her
- 43:31Speaker 2: with her family? You're talking about the very strict household,
- 43:34Speaker 2: and you know, putting all that strict family stuff on
- 43:36Speaker 2: you will warp you completely as a as a woman
- 43:40Speaker 2: and maybe as a guy. I don't know. But did
- 43:43Speaker 2: you notice her younger pictures to now she has a
- 43:45Speaker 2: full nose job the nose?
- 43:47Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, yeah. I was like, yes, who does yeah?
- 43:51Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, And he says, so John says, that's interesting
- 43:56Speaker 2: about your parents. Did your parents ever want you to
- 43:58Speaker 2: be part of like an arranged marrior? She goes, yes,
- 44:01Speaker 2: of course, she said. I was never allowed to date.
- 44:05Speaker 2: So then they said, then they want me to marry
- 44:07Speaker 2: a stranger. And I was like, no, I was never
- 44:09Speaker 2: allowed to date, and now I have to marry a stranger.
- 44:11Speaker 2: But by the way, that in this situation may have
- 44:13Speaker 2: been the best option for her.
- 44:15Speaker 3: I don't know. So maybe, he says, so, how is your.
- 44:20Speaker 2: Dating life because all this thing with your parents everything,
- 44:23Speaker 2: I find it challenging and I'm a version.
- 44:26Speaker 3: I was like, whoa, whoa, don't just hop it to
- 44:31Speaker 3: say that.
- 44:32Speaker 5: Now.
- 44:32Speaker 3: I don't think there was a reason for her to
- 44:34Speaker 3: mention that at all.
- 44:37Speaker 2: I think any guy she's dating, she can say, I
- 44:41Speaker 2: really like to take it slow. You know, I haven't
- 44:43Speaker 2: dated it a lot, And she doesn't have to say
- 44:45Speaker 2: I'm a vision. She could just say, like, you know,
- 44:48Speaker 2: they could maybe make out a little bit, and then
- 44:50Speaker 2: she could go on the next date. She could go, Okay,
- 44:52Speaker 2: now that I've kind of got you, I could tell
- 44:54Speaker 2: you the truth exactly.
- 44:56Speaker 3: Yes, I agree one.
- 44:57Speaker 2: Hundred but not on the first date is a test.
- 44:59Speaker 4: Not on the first day, no, because he's thinking all
- 45:02Speaker 4: kinds of things right now.
- 45:04Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, okay, wait a second.
- 45:06Speaker 4: So number one, he thinking I'm not gonna get laid
- 45:08Speaker 4: right then, he's probably thinking, is there something wrong with her?
- 45:11Speaker 3: Is she's super picky?
- 45:13Speaker 4: Like he's thinking like a flood of things right now.
- 45:16Speaker 4: I just don't understand why. Okay, she said it because
- 45:19Speaker 4: she had to say, because she's still on a show.
- 45:21Speaker 4: But if you're in like reality, like, there's no reason
- 45:23Speaker 4: for you to mention that, that's like mentioning how many
- 45:25Speaker 4: people you slept with on her first day?
- 45:27Speaker 2: It is, It's like, why are you telling this stranger
- 45:29Speaker 2: is like something so intimate about you? And he goes, wow, really, okay,
- 45:35Speaker 2: do you feel like that's like a stigma on you
- 45:38Speaker 2: about sex? And she goes, well, I don't even like
- 45:41Speaker 2: to say sex. I like to say makey love. And
- 45:43Speaker 2: I consider a kiss even to be sacred, and I
- 45:46Speaker 2: can fall in love with one kiss.
- 45:48Speaker 3: And okay, Sinderella, hold up.
- 45:51Speaker 2: I was like, wow, you just made it even weirder.
- 45:54Speaker 4: Because it is weird. She I mean, she sounds like,
- 45:57Speaker 4: you give me a kiss, I'm gonna stalk you forever.
- 45:59Speaker 2: Oh yes, and I'm away with you and now if
- 46:02Speaker 2: you kiss me, then we're together forever.
- 46:03Speaker 3: That's how it works. That's scary.
- 46:06Speaker 2: So the talking it outside, he's like, yeah, so she
- 46:08Speaker 2: dropped aub bomb on me. And honestly, I've never had
- 46:12Speaker 2: sex with a virgin, and I don't think I even
- 46:17Speaker 2: want to. I was like, Okay, this man is using
- 46:20Speaker 2: his brain.
- 46:20Speaker 3: He's like he is.
- 46:22Speaker 2: He's like, that was a little scary in there, and
- 46:24Speaker 2: I guess that's the show that we're filming that I
- 46:26Speaker 2: didn't know. Great already signed that form.
- 46:30Speaker 3: Huh, so.
- 46:32Speaker 2: She says, She tells us she had her first kiss
- 46:35Speaker 2: when she was twenty six, and yes, she fell in
- 46:38Speaker 2: love with that guy. She has kissed six men total,
- 46:42Speaker 2: and she fell in love each time.
- 46:45Speaker 3: And there's something up here going on. Again.
- 46:49Speaker 2: It's her upbringing. And they made it sound like, if
- 46:51Speaker 2: you kiss somebody, you better marry them, otherwise you're a
- 46:53Speaker 2: complete You're the town horror. That's how she's been brought up,
- 46:57Speaker 2: you know. So her last relationship was the first man
- 47:04Speaker 2: or anything beyond a kissed happened, and they had She goes,
- 47:08Speaker 2: we had second or third base, and he was twenty
- 47:12Speaker 2: nine years older than her. You so this so if
- 47:17Speaker 2: she's thirty seven now, this guy.
- 47:20Speaker 3: Would be sixty seven.
- 47:24Speaker 2: So if it was ten years ago, twenty seven and
- 47:27Speaker 2: fifty seven, like wow, yeah.
- 47:30Speaker 4: It probably not to happen because he needed the popa viagara.
- 47:33Speaker 3: Yeah, and then she's like bye, So he go.
- 47:36Speaker 2: He ghosted her, and she goes, and I think she goes,
- 47:40Speaker 2: and I feel like the reason he goes to me
- 47:42Speaker 2: was I didn't let him go all the way. She
- 47:43Speaker 2: let him go to third base, which obviously not because
- 47:46Speaker 2: later we found out nothing's been in there.
- 47:48Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 47:49Speaker 2: It's time, it was, she was, it was all this
- 47:51Speaker 2: was all over the place. So she says, this is
- 47:55Speaker 2: where all my dates, dates lead. I tell the guy
- 47:57Speaker 2: I'm a virgin, and then they goes to me. Then
- 47:59Speaker 2: don't tell them that.
- 48:01Speaker 4: I just don't feel when you are like, okay, this
- 48:05Speaker 4: may become something. Okay, we're exclusively seeing one another. Maybe
- 48:10Speaker 4: I need to because you can date for a while without.
- 48:13Speaker 3: Sleeping with someone, you know what I mean, find like.
- 48:15Speaker 2: A super religious guy who also doesn't want Yeah.
- 48:18Speaker 4: Yeah, but she here's the thing, brother, Let's say she's
- 48:23Speaker 4: not a version. She's still pretty fucking scary.
- 48:27Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, she's just she scares me a little bit.
- 48:33Speaker 3: There's a lot going on with her.
- 48:35Speaker 2: And then she tells us, you know, I'm not even
- 48:36Speaker 2: sure I can't have sex, you know, I'm just not
- 48:39Speaker 2: even sure. Now we see your vision board, Kisha, and
- 48:42Speaker 2: here we go. It's two full paragraphs.
- 48:45Speaker 3: All right, okay.
- 48:46Speaker 2: First thing we get is a picture of a man
- 48:49Speaker 2: kissing a woman on the forehead, and she says that
- 48:52Speaker 2: represents like how she deserves to be treated somebody to
- 48:55Speaker 2: treat her with kindness. We see lots of words. Okay,
- 48:59Speaker 2: we see demi sexual. Do you know what demi sexual means?
- 49:03Speaker 3: Well? I didn't until she explained it. Okay.
- 49:07Speaker 2: Then she sees that we see other words trust, fit,
- 49:11Speaker 2: which means in shape, not close fit, but like fit,
- 49:16Speaker 2: physically nice, safety, humble, giving, charming, deal breakers, anger issues,
- 49:28Speaker 2: bad temper, facial hair okay, platosis, infidelity, lying, drugs, smoking, snoring,
- 49:46Speaker 2: extreme profanity, and two left feet.
- 49:51Speaker 3: Wow.
- 49:52Speaker 2: If a guy can't dance and she finds out you
- 49:54Speaker 2: snore or you said the F word too many times.
- 49:57Speaker 3: Game over. Yeah, you're you're out of luck, buddy.
- 50:01Speaker 2: Did we see three different stars where she's written words
- 50:05Speaker 2: in the stars like a real fifth grader and inside
- 50:09Speaker 2: One of the stars says I fall in love with
- 50:11Speaker 2: one kiss. Another star says love don't cost a thing? Okay,
- 50:17Speaker 2: and another star says botox over babies.
- 50:24Speaker 3: See so she does she ever come off to you
- 50:28Speaker 3: a little bit.
- 50:29Speaker 2: Vain, a lot vain? Okay, it was just me. Botops
- 50:34Speaker 2: over babies means I've chosen not to get married, I'm
- 50:37Speaker 2: never gonna have children. I would rather pay for botox
- 50:39Speaker 2: so I can look young or whatever.
- 50:41Speaker 3: Yeah, and to me, she looked older than thirty seven.
- 50:46Speaker 2: She's very dated. Her look is very dated.
- 50:49Speaker 4: I think the makeup was just not right and it
- 50:53Speaker 4: wasn't right for her, and that updu it just all
- 50:55Speaker 4: made her look.
- 50:57Speaker 3: So much older.
- 50:58Speaker 2: Yes, all she needs.
- 51:00Speaker 3: It was a heavy and from what I saw, she
- 51:03Speaker 3: is not.
- 51:03Speaker 4: It didn't look like she had bad skin, so I'm
- 51:05Speaker 4: not sure why the makeup was so so heavy. She
- 51:09Speaker 4: needs a full blown makeover. You can also have a
- 51:14Speaker 4: makeover show, Mary.
- 51:15Speaker 3: Sure could, Sure could.
- 51:17Speaker 2: We're not done with the vision board, by the way,
- 51:19Speaker 2: good god.
- 51:20Speaker 3: Yeah, we got more to go.
- 51:21Speaker 2: So no mixed messages, no Casanova's, no dating games, no
- 51:30Speaker 2: n s A or.
- 51:32Speaker 3: F w B. What what is that? Okay?
- 51:36Speaker 2: F w B is friends with benefits?
- 51:40Speaker 3: I thought them a fuck with bitches? But what does
- 51:46Speaker 3: NSA meanska? What n s A mean? N s A Uh?
- 51:57Speaker 2: No strings attached? Okay, so no no strings attached, no
- 52:01Speaker 2: friends with benefits? Okay, she doesn't want to hit it
- 52:04Speaker 2: and quit it. Personality traits Okay, I thought we already
- 52:10Speaker 2: did that, but we're gonna keep going.
- 52:12Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 52:13Speaker 2: Compassionate and ambitious okay, family.
- 52:19Speaker 3: Mm hmm some personality traits.
- 52:21Speaker 2: Romance must be over five eight and healthy, no gut,
- 52:31Speaker 2: can't have a gut.
- 52:34Speaker 3: She gonna die and we're.
- 52:38Speaker 2: Okay, we're not okay. Must be a sharp dresser. Tattoos
- 52:43Speaker 2: are okay, but not too many, funny but not too
- 52:48Speaker 2: much of a jokester and why Sonali sweet, chatty, finance okay,
- 53:00Speaker 2: talented dancer and passion okay.
- 53:03Speaker 3: She does not bringing very much to the table from
- 53:05Speaker 3: what I see.
- 53:06Speaker 2: She has photos of like a nice car, got a convertible,
- 53:09Speaker 2: something like a convertible Corvette style car. So we have
- 53:13Speaker 2: a photo of a nice car. We have a photo
- 53:16Speaker 2: of a bunch of friends doing like cheers at sunset.
- 53:20Speaker 2: We have a picture of like a like a martini.
- 53:24Speaker 2: We have a photo of a Cardier watch specific okay,
- 53:28Speaker 2: a photo of two people on a beach. And then
- 53:31Speaker 2: we have celebrity crushes and she has a whole list
- 53:34Speaker 2: there too.
- 53:36Speaker 3: She's too fucking old for any of this shit. It
- 53:41Speaker 3: is wild. It is she.
- 53:43Speaker 4: I think she needs to see a regular therapist forgetting
- 53:46Speaker 4: your grants. Doctor that she's gonna see she needs to
- 53:48Speaker 4: see a regular therapist because there is something going basically
- 53:54Speaker 4: was she described no man, there's no man, feels he's
- 54:00Speaker 4: very noe boy, but he's got too much good. I
- 54:02Speaker 4: don't know, it's just she wants to create a man.
- 54:06Speaker 2: Yeah, and sometimes and a therapist would probably tell them this.
- 54:11Speaker 2: Sometimes you put all this list together as a as
- 54:15Speaker 2: a block, like, oh, okay, I'm never going to find
- 54:17Speaker 2: this person. That's really what I'm trying to do. Subconsciously,
- 54:20Speaker 2: I'm trying to make it so I never meet anybody.
- 54:22Speaker 2: And then that's another psychological something you got going on.
- 54:25Speaker 2: But she says so earlier when she told the story
- 54:29Speaker 2: about when she was twenty six and kissed somebody, she
- 54:33Speaker 2: was twenty six years young. Today she says, you know,
- 54:36Speaker 2: I never thought i'd be thirty seven years young and
- 54:38Speaker 2: a virgin. We don't need this year young.
- 54:40Speaker 3: That's stupid because she knows she doesn't want to stay old.
- 54:47Speaker 2: So I'm thirty seven years young, and I never thought
- 54:49Speaker 2: i'd be a virgin. But a man needs to be
- 54:52Speaker 2: very ambitious and not intimidated by me, and I need
- 54:56Speaker 2: a man who's very understanding.
- 54:58Speaker 3: You know, of my situation.
- 55:00Speaker 2: But maybe I have a physical barrier because I've never
- 55:04Speaker 2: worn a tampon. I've never been able to get a
- 55:06Speaker 2: PAP smear. So maybe there's something blocking the opening to
- 55:10Speaker 2: my vagina. So well, I found a public floor therapist.
- 55:14Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I'd never heard of this before in my life,
- 55:19Speaker 3: a pelvic floor therapist.
- 55:21Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I have, because but you mostly hear about
- 55:25Speaker 2: and this is just my thoughts when you hear about
- 55:29Speaker 2: pelvic floor therapist. So it's like if your entire pelvic
- 55:33Speaker 2: floor has like fallen out when you had a baby,
- 55:35Speaker 2: and you have to go and get like thown back
- 55:37Speaker 2: up in there in physical therapy for it. Like, there's
- 55:40Speaker 2: all sorts of things that can happen with your pelvic floor.
- 55:43Speaker 2: Most of it has to do with a surgery or
- 55:45Speaker 2: a childbirth or a cancer or something. Okay, So she
- 55:49Speaker 2: goes to see doctor Heather. Now this woman is doctor
- 55:52Speaker 2: Heather Jeffcoat. I don't like it when a doctor is like, hey,
- 55:56Speaker 2: I'm doctor Sam, Hey I'm doctor Bob. Just doctor Jeffcoe.
- 56:01Speaker 2: What do you say, doctor Heath.
- 56:03Speaker 4: It's the same cooler or sometimes they say to make
- 56:06Speaker 4: the patient feel more at ease, either just whole.
- 56:09Speaker 3: Now, maybe that was on her vision board.
- 56:12Speaker 4: And she showed the vision board to the doctor and said,
- 56:14Speaker 4: I have to have a doctor that goes by their.
- 56:16Speaker 2: First name right right, that's vision board number two that
- 56:18Speaker 2: I've gotten this room.
- 56:19Speaker 3: Yes, that's the that's the medical vision board.
- 56:22Speaker 2: I looked up Doctor Heather Jeffcoat.
- 56:24Speaker 3: Okay.
- 56:25Speaker 2: She is a doctor of Physical Therapy from the Duke
- 56:28Speaker 2: University School of Medicine. So she has her doctorate and
- 56:32Speaker 2: physical therapy. She has her bachelor's in science from UC
- 56:37Speaker 2: San Diego in animal physiology and neuroscience.
- 56:43Speaker 3: Okay.
- 56:43Speaker 2: She's also a certified pilate's instructor and a certified facial
- 56:47Speaker 2: stretch therapist.
- 56:49Speaker 3: She likes to stretch things out, Yeah, she does literally.
- 56:53Speaker 2: So doctor Heather tells us, I treat women and men,
- 56:57Speaker 2: anybody that has a sexual dysfunction that could be caused
- 57:01Speaker 2: by your pelvic floor. So Sonali tells her, I've never
- 57:05Speaker 2: even tried a tampon. I've never been able to have
- 57:08Speaker 2: a pap smear. And she goes, m h, and so
- 57:11Speaker 2: you've never even attempted intercourse and she says no, And
- 57:14Speaker 2: then she says, really it's fear. So it sounds like
- 57:17Speaker 2: with the thirty nine with the guy that was thirty
- 57:19Speaker 2: years older than her. She probably almost did it but
- 57:22Speaker 2: she was too afraid. Okay, she says it's fear really,
- 57:27Speaker 2: and doctor Heather says, I understand. So okay, Doctor Heather said,
- 57:31Speaker 2: it's not always purely psychological when people have issues, you know,
- 57:34Speaker 2: sometimes it is actually physical. So I need to do
- 57:39Speaker 2: an exam. So we're gonna lay on the table. We're
- 57:41Speaker 2: going to do the exam. So Sana is like, I'm so,
- 57:44Speaker 2: I'm so fearful of the pain of the pain. And
- 57:47Speaker 2: she goes, Okay, well, we're not going to do anything
- 57:49Speaker 2: painful and let's just do this. So doctor Heather goes
- 57:52Speaker 2: step by step what she's doing. Okay, I am putting
- 57:55Speaker 2: my finger on the outside area. Okay, I'm going to
- 58:00Speaker 2: go inside. Hey, I'm gonna get one figure she said.
- 58:06Speaker 3: You know.
- 58:07Speaker 2: She goes, now, now I'm you know, half a tip in.
- 58:10Speaker 2: I'm gonna move the right to the left, just a tip.
- 58:16Speaker 1: She oh.
- 58:17Speaker 2: She goes, are you fearful of what I'm doing or
- 58:20Speaker 2: is it painful? She goes, it's great, it's fearful and
- 58:23Speaker 2: it's painful, but also she's probably so clenched up.
- 58:28Speaker 3: Yeah, she's making it hard to get anything in there.
- 58:32Speaker 4: Yeah, And I think the doctor realizes that that's why
- 58:34Speaker 4: she's like, is it really Yeah, or your anxiety, the
- 58:39Speaker 4: fear of it.
- 58:40Speaker 2: Yeah, and she says, you know, I'm very also very
- 58:44Speaker 2: worried I'm gonna find out I have some sort of
- 58:46Speaker 2: physical ailment that is like preventing this. And the doctor
- 58:51Speaker 2: goes out and goes, okay, I think I've listen. You
- 58:53Speaker 2: can just put your clothes on. I figured out all
- 58:55Speaker 2: I need to figure out. So she goes back out
- 58:57Speaker 2: and she she comes back in she has a something
- 59:01Speaker 2: that's like this size right, like a magic marker, and says,
- 59:05Speaker 2: this is a medical dilator. So basically my understanding of something.
- 59:10Speaker 2: It's probably not even quite this big. I can't get
- 59:13Speaker 2: any I don't have anything in between.
- 59:14Speaker 4: But she's as, you don't have one of the actual
- 59:17Speaker 4: things in that office of yours.
- 59:19Speaker 3: I'm shocked. I really thought you were gonna pull one out.
- 59:23Speaker 2: I'm looking for something that would be a little bit
- 59:25Speaker 2: less girthy.
- 59:27Speaker 3: Yeah, because I don't think it was even that thick.
- 59:30Speaker 3: How about this that's closer. This is closer.
- 59:32Speaker 2: This is my magic wand this is about like this okay,
- 59:36Speaker 2: And she says, so my understanding of what this is
- 59:39Speaker 2: because I do know somebody who's had to use one
- 59:42Speaker 2: that had cancer in that area and their uh vagina
- 59:49Speaker 2: hole like because of the radiation, like shrunk very small.
- 59:54Speaker 3: Okay.
- 59:55Speaker 2: And so you have to put this thing in and
- 59:59Speaker 2: then leave it for exit amount of time.
- 1:00:01Speaker 4: And then I'm clinched up right because I don't need
- 1:00:04Speaker 4: anything talking about vagina.
- 1:00:05Speaker 3: I do.
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: And then you press something on it. I don't know
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: if you have a remote, I don't know what, but
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: it dilates just a like millimeters okay. And then you
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: have to do it X amount of time per day
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: until eventually you're at a back to your regular size.
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: The person in my life that had to do this
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: quit after the third or fourth time and said, you
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: know what, I don't need to have sex anymore. I've
- 1:00:33Speaker 2: had enough sex in my life. We can do other things.
- 1:00:37Speaker 3: Yeah. To share that conversation with her husband before she
- 1:00:41Speaker 3: made it.
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: Okay, the person was like, I had cancer, I survived,
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: and I don't want this hurts and I don't want
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: to do it. Oh, so it hurts hurts bad. And
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: the and the person that I know had scar tissue
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: built up. Oh, and that was and that was the reason.
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: So if there's no scar tissue and this is just
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: a mental block, maybe this little tiny, you know, less
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: than a slender tampon situation, right, will work?
- 1:01:13Speaker 3: Oh my god.
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: When they showed the doctor like lubing up or I
- 1:01:16Speaker 2: was like.
- 1:01:16Speaker 3: Oh, no, you get that whole I'm about to get
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: a pap smeror kind of yeah.
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: And then then you would have talked about it talking
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: about clenching up. Well, okay, I told somebody that recently,
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: we're talking about, you know, having to get a mammogram.
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: I go, I would get a mambo graham every day
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: of the week before I get before I would get
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: a pap smear.
- 1:01:38Speaker 4: And here's the thing that is to build up the
- 1:01:41Speaker 4: anxiety knowing you're going to get the pastor even though
- 1:01:43Speaker 4: we've been doing this forever.
- 1:01:45Speaker 3: Yes, it's that I still hide my underwear.
- 1:01:51Speaker 4: And I'm like, literally, this woman is going in the
- 1:01:54Speaker 4: birth canal, but I'm worried about her seeing my panties.
- 1:01:59Speaker 2: Oh no, what do we do that when we go
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: to the I fold all my clothes up kneading and
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: then put the underwear on the bottom.
- 1:02:07Speaker 4: Yep, why, I just don't want her to see. She's
- 1:02:10Speaker 4: about to see things that know like only a few
- 1:02:13Speaker 4: people have ever seen. But I'm worried about her seeing
- 1:02:16Speaker 4: the color of my panties.
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: Right, And do you think that doctor has ever ever
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: walked in and been like, I didn't know you're gonna
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: have on purple grandy panties.
- 1:02:26Speaker 3: This consultation is over. I think she could care she
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: could care less. Yes, why are we weird like that?
- 1:02:34Speaker 3: I don't know. That is so funny. I do that too.
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: I fold my clothes up, which I would never do
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: at home. But if I go to the kind of doctor,
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: I just throw that shit everywhere and I don't care.
- 1:02:43Speaker 4: Yeah, it's about Yeah, I have got to hide my
- 1:02:47Speaker 4: panties from this woman who wears panties every day and
- 1:02:50Speaker 4: who's about to be in my vagina.
- 1:02:52Speaker 3: I'm not worried about what she sees when she's in there.
- 1:02:54Speaker 3: I I don't want her to see my panties. It
- 1:02:56Speaker 3: is so it is, Oh my god.
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: Well, there were no previews for next week on the
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: screen or that I saw. Maybe there was on the
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: when the show aired, but we were watching it with screeners.
- 1:03:08Speaker 3: You guys. I think it's a good show, I think.
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: And I don't know if we're going to get another
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: virgin or if these are the four that we're working with.
- 1:03:16Speaker 4: I don't think there's that many, just from like the
- 1:03:18Speaker 4: little pre not the preview, but when they were advertising
- 1:03:20Speaker 4: that the show was coming up, I think they just
- 1:03:22Speaker 4: showed the four of them in like the little ad.
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: Let's see if I can do it. Honestly, we don't
- 1:03:28Speaker 3: need any more people because these four.
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: Are it's a lot to unpack. Cast of TLC's The Virgins. Yep,
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: they just show they just show those four.
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: The oh my god, the picture of I wish I
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: could share the screen and show this to you, So
- 1:03:48Speaker 2: everybody just type in right now on your cast of
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: TLC The Virgins.
- 1:03:53Speaker 3: So oh boy, Russia.
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: The girl that was married to the Korean guy, her
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: picture like this.
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: With her finger in her mouth. Yes.
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: And then the girl that is the event planner in La.
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: She looks way better in this picture than she does
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: on the show. And then Sonali is doing this like
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: an X over her like oh I'm looking yeah. And
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: then the guy Alex looks like an entirely different person.
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: What is the younger girl name? Is it Brin or Brie?
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: Uh dn? Oh, it was way off. They airbrushed the
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: hell out of her picture. She's cute, but she's not
- 1:04:35Speaker 3: thank cute. No no no no no no no no no.
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: But I about Rasha with her finger in her mouth, like,
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: oh come you get me?
- 1:04:43Speaker 4: Well, that kind of tricks for with what we've heard
- 1:04:45Speaker 4: from her from the very first episode. I don't know
- 1:04:48Speaker 4: why the guy looks like a serial killer on here,
- 1:04:51Speaker 4: but you did get Yeah, the hair looks way better.
- 1:04:55Speaker 3: Yeah, but this, of course, this poor what is this Sonali? Finally? Yeah,
- 1:05:01Speaker 3: still with the heavy makeup, it's still with the updo,
- 1:05:05Speaker 3: It's still that's her look.
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: I bet she every day is like why I should
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: have done that arranged marriage?
- 1:05:10Speaker 3: Man?
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: At least I can be divorced by now some sexual
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: experience something. Well, guys, I think everybody should watch it.
- 1:05:18Speaker 2: And if you don't watch it, you just want to
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: listen to the recaps, that's fine too, But at the
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: very least, go look at this cast picture. So you
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: know who we're talking about.
- 1:05:26Speaker 3: Right, They were saying, Usha, that's it?
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: What's going on with the Libra Loungeakisha? I know you're traveling,
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: Are you guys putting out episodes this week while you're
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: in Vegas?
- 1:05:39Speaker 4: Uh? No, no, no no, When we get home a
- 1:05:42Speaker 4: new episode, I would even there tempt the gods to
- 1:05:47Speaker 4: try to do a show. No, actually, James won't have time.
- 1:05:50Speaker 4: But we just released a new episode Saturday of Questions
- 1:05:53Speaker 4: with Kisha. Yeah, people seem to be liking it. We've
- 1:05:56Speaker 4: been getting some really good questions, so almost definitely think
- 1:05:59Speaker 4: you guys should check it out.
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's funny, it's a really good idea. It's
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: a really good idea. Yeah, Questions with Keisha.
- 1:06:06Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: I do think questions should be like k w.
- 1:06:11Speaker 3: S, but I don't know.
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: I was in my mind, I was like, how did because.
- 1:06:14Speaker 3: You did it q U e s like just k
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: u E yes?
- 1:06:21Speaker 4: OK.
- 1:06:21Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah.
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: I think it's hard for me grammatically because it bothers
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: me because it's spelled wrong. So I'm trying to like
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: really make it spell wrong like k w E S
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: d I am.
- 1:06:32Speaker 4: Anyway, you guys actually be able to pronounce it then
- 1:06:35Speaker 4: if it were spelled that like Queeshaas guys.
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: If you just go and look up go and look
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: up the Liberal Lines with Kisha, you'll see their regulars
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: and then Questions with Kisha, And as always, please follow
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: us on the Instagram. You got the Libertalia, you got
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- 1:06:56Speaker 2: know what's coming up because Keisha and I are going
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: to be covering match Me Abroad. We are currently covering
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: the Valley that comes out on Wednesday, and then this
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: Virgins is replacing Love after lock Up until it comes back,
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: and then I don't know what we're gonna do.
- 1:07:10Speaker 3: Then I'm just gonna just live in this office for us. Well,
- 1:07:14Speaker 3: then what's the other show that's coming out that we cover?
- 1:07:18Speaker 3: Love is Blind? Kay, Love is Blind?
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: They just said, they just said summer. I'm like, please,
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: baby Jesus, let it be end of August because I
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: cannot add one more thing.
- 1:07:28Speaker 3: Yeah, Love is Blind. He's so good. It was really good.
- 1:07:32Speaker 3: It was really really good. That's ready on there. Oh
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: so hot, He's so pretty, so hot. All right, everybody
- 1:07:39Speaker 3: follow us.
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- 1:07:42Speaker 2: out what's going on. Everybody just puts your travel prayers
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: towards Keisha that her Vegas vacation doesn't please.
- 1:07:50Speaker 3: I want to have fun while i'm here and get
- 1:07:52Speaker 3: home safe and a lot.
- 1:07:54Speaker 2: Yeah, and just pray that no roaches followed me from
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: the beach back home fucking no, no, no, no, okay,
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: that's it.
- 1:08:05Speaker 3: Okay, bye bye, m
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: M h.