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#155 Preparing For Baby Number 3 · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: My porridge this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Is this going to be your opener.
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  Speaker 1: Or is my open?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, strap yourself in.
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  Speaker 1: This is going to be good.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I've got one too, so I'll do mine after.
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  Speaker 1: And then the people can decide who's was better.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my's really shit, it's great.
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  Speaker 1: I put porridge in the microwave, but I was running
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  Speaker 1: very late with the kids, so then I didn't get
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  Speaker 1: to eat it until after the school run. So it
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  Speaker 1: was like fucking rock hard, rock hard, that's my, that's
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  Speaker 1: my that's your open. I got a joke for you.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to to.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Mad, And this is a podcast all about parenting.
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  Speaker 3: It is the good, it is the bad, and relatable
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  Speaker 3: and just.
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  Speaker 1: Because there may be new people joining us for the
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  Speaker 1: first time. And I are definitely not espert expert a
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  Speaker 1: far out experts experts in the parenting space.
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  Speaker 2: We're not. No, we don't give advice. We love our kids.
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  Speaker 3: We give fake advice, fake advice. I tell you what
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  Speaker 3: we do do. We talk about porridge all the time.
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  Speaker 1: That's actually, to be fair, that's the first time I've
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  Speaker 1: talked about porridge.
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  Speaker 3: That is the first time holding back. You're a big
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  Speaker 3: porridge guy. What do you got for you don't mind
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  Speaker 3: a bit of porridge?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what I really like?
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  Speaker 3: I love for breakfast? No, the por If I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to pick a porridge, please, this is rooting stuff. The
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  Speaker 3: berry packet one with the biddle beerris in it too sweet?
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  Speaker 2: Too sweet for me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I just like things to be natural. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: you're a real synthetic.
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  Speaker 2: Guy, living this synthetic life.
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  Speaker 3: I've got something for you, which is every husband's nightmare.
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  Speaker 2: So you know how, We're like, let's see who's is better.
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  Speaker 3: I think this is going to be an easy win
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  Speaker 3: for me because the porridge story, as riveting as that.
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  Speaker 1: Was, people like it. People like porish.
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  Speaker 2: People are telling us it's relatable.
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  Speaker 3: Should we bring back the Trump impressions? Nut triggering? The
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  Speaker 3: worst possible thing happened today. This morning happens to be
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  Speaker 3: Tuesday morning.
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  Speaker 1: The worst possible thing you got hit in the nuts.
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  Speaker 3: No, I heard the garbage truck April was pregnant. Well,
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  Speaker 3: if that's the case, she's got some questions. The answer
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  Speaker 3: the bin truck.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, where with the bins?
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  Speaker 3: The bins were not out. God, this is the only
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  Speaker 3: time I've ever forgot. But I heard the bin truck
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  Speaker 3: coming while I was mid pooh, don't tell.
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  Speaker 1: Me the guys are working on the roof.
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  Speaker 3: No, I was mid pooh, and April goes, are the
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  Speaker 3: bins out?
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  Speaker 2: And I'm scrolling and I went.
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  Speaker 3: And she was like quick, I'm like and I had
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  Speaker 3: to convince her that I was not in an appropriate
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  Speaker 3: fashion to come out of the bathroom. Hadn't even snapped
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  Speaker 3: off yet. I was going for a bit of cable.
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  Speaker 3: So she she ran out without didn't take the bins.
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  Speaker 2: She just ran out to see where the truck was.
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  Speaker 1: So now I could have stopped I guess she could
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  Speaker 1: have stopped them. She was in a ninety. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: what's that, she's sick as well? Square with that guy
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  Speaker 1: like stood in front of a tank. Oh, it's like
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  Speaker 1: that with just standing in front the truck.
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  Speaker 2: Don't move.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be a historic photo that people look
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  Speaker 3: back at. So I didn't make it. I didn't make it.
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  Speaker 3: For the red bin, which is the which is the
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  Speaker 3: general ways, which is tiny.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway you can survive. You miss a yellow bin. For
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  Speaker 2: those you miss a cardboard bin.
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  Speaker 1: Not ideal, not an ideal, but red bin. You're out there, you're.
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  Speaker 2: Out especially we've got kids. I was like, fuck, what
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  Speaker 2: do I do? What do I do with it?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 2: That's my question if anyone can help me, if anyone.
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  Speaker 3: Wants to come and take my bins, if the council's listening, what.
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  Speaker 2: Do I do with it?
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  Speaker 1: You dude, you haven't under the house area, Just store
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  Speaker 1: it under there. Dude, you have like two football fields
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  Speaker 1: in your backyard. Just dig a hole. I'm worried I
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  Speaker 1: might dig up a body. It's landfill.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I'll just like, don't put at my father in
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  Speaker 2: law's house.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely coming in hot, Frank, there's a few nappies in there.
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  Speaker 2: I remember.
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  Speaker 1: One of the worst times to forget to put the
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  Speaker 1: bins out was around Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's the word, especially when this prawns and the
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  Speaker 3: prawns and I had the prawns went back inside the freezer,
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  Speaker 3: but then the other I had it in my garage.
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  Speaker 1: I just had like this mountain of bins and then
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  Speaker 1: maggots come real quick.
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  Speaker 3: Where did they come? They just spawn?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, how do they even? All the
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  Speaker 1: bags are tied up, and next thing, I got maggots everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: But here's a question for you. Go okay, Runda, next door. Yep,
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  Speaker 1: she's eighty odd. She's probably listening right now.
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  Speaker 2: She has incredible hearing for an eighty year old.
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  Speaker 1: She's definitely like, got her ear to the brick wall
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  Speaker 1: right now, to Bungey house. I put her bins out.
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  Speaker 1: You are such a good guy, such a good guy.
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  Speaker 1: Only ever puts the red bin out, maybe like once
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  Speaker 1: a month because she lives by herself. Would she put
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  Speaker 1: when the recycling bins out? Is it okay?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Right? Do you think I was gonna like? Last night
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  Speaker 1: the bins went out and her blue bin the cardboard empty.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, can I just use her bin and
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  Speaker 1: put I've already put her red bin out? Can I
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  Speaker 1: put her blue bin out?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Ignorance is blissed, as they say, so I would just
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  Speaker 3: assume that it's light because cardboard's light, and then just
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  Speaker 3: don't even look in there. Just take it out and
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  Speaker 3: then fill it up with your shit was down there.
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  Speaker 3: It feels so illegal. People talked talked about this a
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  Speaker 3: lot because I got caught. Remember, if you want, you
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  Speaker 3: could have brought some of your I don't have to
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  Speaker 3: drive away here with the fucking garbage in the garbage.
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  Speaker 1: No, I know you never would.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I'm offering just straight up maybe I'll just
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  Speaker 3: burn the house down. Fuck it, it's all over hour
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  Speaker 3: For the next week, it's going to be carne Jamaica.
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  Speaker 3: Do we need to flag that with April? She would
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  Speaker 3: just do it, Just do it. It's just going to
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  Speaker 3: attract rats and all sorts of wildlife.
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  Speaker 2: Also, we have possums.
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  Speaker 3: That scamper across the roof at night. They seem to
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  Speaker 3: be getting heavier. I don't know if someone's.
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  Speaker 2: Feeding these bossoms because I'll be sitting there and at
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  Speaker 2: first I was like, oh, it's like, oh, no worry.
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  Speaker 3: Now they're like like an elephant's crossed on the fucking
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  Speaker 3: the neighbors.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 1: Have you got athletics day coming up?
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  Speaker 3: We do in September September April and are away for it.
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  Speaker 2: Where are you going to be Bali juice you on April? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Five nights.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: April was like, oh, I feel bad not taking the kids.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, they've had their fucking holiday. This is my holiday.
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  Speaker 2: Because every holiday we go with them, I don't enjoy
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  Speaker 2: it at all. It's just a fucking chaos.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what's going to happen. You'll be there
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  Speaker 1: and you'll be in the pool.
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  Speaker 2: Then you see another family, a young kid, and you go.
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  Speaker 3: Oh me, man, see how blank I looked at you.
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  Speaker 3: Then now won't be kids their mate because we have
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  Speaker 3: opted for a.
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  Speaker 2: Kid free tell resort. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It's a boutique kid free resort. Let's go with that.
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  Speaker 2: It's got to be nice. It is going to be nice.
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  Speaker 1: May I ask you a question, Ash, Yes, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: sure if you've seen the news recently in France? France,
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  Speaker 1: do you know what they're saying?
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  Speaker 2: I don't speak French. I have no idea what they're
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  Speaker 2: saying over there. Okay, that was pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: So I missed it, missed it again.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry again, No, I don't want it.
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  Speaker 4: Then it feels fast.
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  Speaker 1: I looked at the headline.
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  Speaker 4: The listeners are going, that was good.
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  Speaker 3: Gear. You said, do you know what they're saying in France?
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  Speaker 2: And what do you say?
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  Speaker 3: And I said, I don't speak French, so I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Jess is cacking.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, and also a nod to jest not being
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  Speaker 1: here on holidays. That's nice, is very nice. You're having
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  Speaker 1: a great time with her mother, So Ash this headline.
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  Speaker 1: It says adult only hotels risk being banned in popular
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  Speaker 1: European country France because they're a threat to society.
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  Speaker 2: A threat.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, hang on a minute. I think the word threat's
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  Speaker 3: been thrown around a little bit too loosely. It's not
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  Speaker 3: a threat threatening.
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  Speaker 1: The terrorists are like, hey, I've taking our title hat.
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  Speaker 2: You know what it's like. It's not how they need
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  Speaker 2: to learn what threat actually means. Can I give you
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  Speaker 2: a bit.
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  Speaker 1: More context you can go. Okay. So adult only hotels,
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  Speaker 1: campsites and restaurants could be banned in France as part
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  Speaker 1: of a planned government cracked down.
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  Speaker 2: Sarah L.
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  Speaker 1: Harry, France's High Commissioner for Childhood, has said that the
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  Speaker 1: country's no kids trend has caused violence violence against children,
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  Speaker 1: reports The Times. The commissioner said that people who complain
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  Speaker 1: about children being noisy are spreading the idea that the
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  Speaker 1: children are a nuisance.
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  Speaker 2: They're right, gifts. What do you mean spreading a rumor?
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  Speaker 2: I want a petition to petition against that. I think,
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  Speaker 2: how is that? Okay?
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  Speaker 3: There's bigger problems, is there?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think it's a problem. There's growing intolerance to kids.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like we're pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: If you don't like kids, that's so what Like, that's
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  Speaker 3: why does the government need to step in and be
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  Speaker 3: like you must love kids?
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  Speaker 2: Kids are going to be at your hotels? Is it here?
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  Speaker 1: Like you check in and there's like a baby waiting
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  Speaker 1: there and you're.
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  Speaker 2: Like, what the hell love it? It's like sitting there,
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  Speaker 2: it's like pat it.
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  Speaker 4: You're not allowed in it.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe children are being like you know, on a
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  Speaker 1: plane being weaponized. Oh do you know what the terrorists
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  Speaker 1: needs to do?
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  Speaker 2: Scrap the bombs.
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  Speaker 3: Just drop kids everywhere. They'll be like metal detectors. They
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  Speaker 3: are like kid detectors.
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  Speaker 2: Are you carry any kids? Don't come outside?
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  Speaker 3: Children?
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  Speaker 4: Everyone is one of those kid bombs.
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  Speaker 1: I think. I think as someone who has two kids
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  Speaker 1: soon a three, I think in absolutely welcome at only
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  Speaker 1: hotels and restaurants.
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  Speaker 2: Only adult hotels and restaurants.
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  Speaker 3: People are fucking brave. Yeah, it's like that they are
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  Speaker 3: a nuisance. What are we assuming that they are? It's
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  Speaker 3: definitive they are in nuisance.
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  Speaker 2: But it's like, let's not be naive here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like I segregation from kids and non kid places.
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  Speaker 3: I'm all four as a parent because it's like if
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  Speaker 3: I'm going here with my kid and the kids are
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  Speaker 3: allowed there, fine, that is fine.
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  Speaker 2: But it's a nice little treat that I can go
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  Speaker 2: somewhere in there.
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  Speaker 1: Not Yeah, exactly, treat yourself as I say, imagine that.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine that your holiday ruined.
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  Speaker 3: Right, I did say to April when we were organizing
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  Speaker 3: this trip. She said, look, I feel bad not taking
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  Speaker 3: the kids. I said, Look, for the last two years,
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  Speaker 3: let's say six weeks in total, I have dragged these
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: kids through Indonesia, and I've only enjoyed myself maybe ten
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  Speaker 3: percent of that. Otherwise I'm carrying or I'm repeating myself
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  Speaker 3: for kids in environments where it's like I feel like
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  Speaker 3: I shouldn't have to do that. So this time they
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  Speaker 3: can stay home. They'll have my parents to look after them,
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  Speaker 3: they'll have her parents, they'll have their own little sleepover holidays.
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  Speaker 3: They'll have a good time. Are you going for just
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  Speaker 3: five nights? God? And I even said if I go,
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  Speaker 3: if we are going without the kids, and if we
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  Speaker 3: go somewhere and I see a kid, it's going to
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  Speaker 3: ruin my holiday booth.
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  Speaker 2: Just know that.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you enjoy your holiday, but what you're doing
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  Speaker 1: your trip away is contributing to the downfall of society.
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  Speaker 2: I'm threatening everything about human human life. It's on your shoulders.
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  Speaker 2: I think there's more to worry about.
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  Speaker 3: I agree, right than I agree, it's what do they say,
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  Speaker 3: threatening our society?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're harsh words. Well, we're not a.
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  Speaker 1: News podcast, but we will continue to follow the story.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, where was that story published? TikTok?
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  Speaker 1: Actually, well, originally The Times, but I'm reading it from
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  Speaker 1: Sydney Morning Herald ASH, one of the country's finest news outlets.
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  Speaker 2: I see. So wait, what dates.
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  Speaker 1: Are you go on September?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not saying the dates because just like you
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: did in the last couple of episodes where you nearly
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  Speaker 3: ruined a wedding in Bali, you're not going to ruin
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  Speaker 3: my holiday by having people bombard me.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: Record a bonus episode with all this information. So what
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: you might miss, You might miss the birth of Yobby.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I know. I didn't think about that until
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: just now when you brought it up.
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  Speaker 2: I might do.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna have to wait, Lord is gonna have to
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  Speaker 3: hold it in cross your legs.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: Well, I think she's going to be induced.
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: Let's were allowed to give that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what I'm allowed to.
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  Speaker 1: Tell you what I'm as I said that, I was like.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, fuck, yeah, you're gonna get in trouble. Hey, something
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: you to just quickly bring up. You did ask me
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: about athletics. I wanted to ask you about have you
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  Speaker 3: had a school disco yet?
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  Speaker 1: We had a school fate. It's in Paddington. It wasn't
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  Speaker 1: was it a drop and go situation. It was at
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  Speaker 1: a school fate. There was a there was a disco going.
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  Speaker 2: On element disco?
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  Speaker 1: Element?
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  Speaker 2: Was it a threat to society?
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  Speaker 1: My dancing was.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, you're a very good dancing.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. So it wasn't really like it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't the main feature. So I would say long answer, sorry, No.
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  Speaker 2: You took then on that.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I did give you an opt out of this though,
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  Speaker 3: where I said it was a drop and go situation
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  Speaker 3: like no, and then you continued and.
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  Speaker 4: That was that was me getting you out of this.
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  Speaker 3: Were invented in the early seventies when people did a
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  Speaker 3: lot of this.
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  Speaker 2: No you went to a disco, No I didn't go.
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  Speaker 2: I did the drop off. But as you know, Oscar
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  Speaker 2: goes to the same primary school. Who is Oscar six?
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  Speaker 2: Who which I.
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  Speaker 3: Went to at the same age, and this was his
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  Speaker 3: first disco. And when I tell you this school has
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: not changed at all, I mean and it has not.
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  Speaker 3: The only difference is now there's more fences around schools.
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  Speaker 2: Have you noticed that? And when you were a kid,
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  Speaker 2: I guess getting in is harder. I'll tell you what's
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  Speaker 2: a threat that's umb.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's I mean it's like for like same
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  Speaker 3: hall where they have the disco, all this sort of stuff,
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  Speaker 3: and we did do the drop so we walk them down.
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  Speaker 3: It was like a glow themed obviously glow sticks, glow
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  Speaker 3: sticks everywhere, kids glowing pants were glowing. What a site,
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  Speaker 3: what a sight? So went' do the drop off. A
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: lot of flashbacks coming back to me.
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  Speaker 2: At this year. Have had a lot of flashbacks because of.
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  Speaker 3: This situation of nostalgic, I know, very nostalgic, and look
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  Speaker 3: disc goes back when I was a kid were a
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  Speaker 3: combination of fun and traumatizing. Yeah, because you just to
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  Speaker 3: dance with a girl, answer with the girl, like it's segregated.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of hair spray involved because kids doing
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: mohawks and yeah, back in the day, like it was
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  Speaker 3: like a mohawk or that you'd spray the hair coloring,
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  Speaker 3: not that because your parents would let you die.
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  Speaker 1: Went all out and that wasn't a thing back in
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  Speaker 1: Brisbane when I was growing up.
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  Speaker 3: Well you missed out, No you didn't, because there was
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  Speaker 3: traumatizing at the same time because like I said, like
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: we were saying, you don't know whether to dance with
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  Speaker 3: a girl. How do you dance with a girl?
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  Speaker 1: You just grind.
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  Speaker 2: And kids, that's how babies are made.
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  Speaker 1: We only really had like like high school, Like there
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  Speaker 1: was another school that was an all girls school and
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  Speaker 1: they would have discos that other people would get invited to.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so my memory, but that's high school stuff.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: I just grind oscar leaves.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, he's like taking him with glow sticks and
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: you like, remember kid, anyone were coming up to you,
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  Speaker 1: just grown and grab on and hold on for dear life.
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  Speaker 3: But it reminded me of a simpler time Ash's childhood
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: where I attended a disco. I was a little bit
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: older than Oscow was a few years into my prime.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: It might have been a year five or something like
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: that when it was like really getting to the point
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: end where it's kind of like you're like you know girls,
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: you're asking girls to the dance, that sort of stuff.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: As cringe as it sounds right now, I can't even
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: think about this stuff without.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Like shivering, shivering, being like, oh, I'm the worst.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: I asked this girl to the dance as a kid.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: She said yes, which is great. I was like, yeah,
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: but she went.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: To the same school with you. Yeah, so you can't
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: go as a date.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, beautiful together whatever that means at that age. But
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: it's actually where I shared. Is it a kiss? Not
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: first lip kiss? It was like cheek kiss? Oh you
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: started on the cheeks. Yeah, how old? How I'm trying
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: to remember. I think I was like ten or eleven. Yeah, nice,
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: I mean cool, just grind.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: I was gonna yeah, but I always remember it was just
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: like just cringing out of the whole how the whole
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: thing's unfold where your friends like egg you want you
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: got to do it?
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: You can do it.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: You know you do it all those other kids that
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: have already done it, And it's like, I'm going to
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: do it.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: What are the teachers doing when you're French kissing?
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: I wasn't friends kissing someone. It was like a little
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: I remember that you used to have to dance like.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: It wasn't like you didn't know how to dance, so
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: you're just like that's how Yeah, there we go.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Actually here just grind. We're grinding. Just made me really
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: remember that moment.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, you know, and then it made
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: me think like, actually, side note.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Oh fuck, actually I've just had a well what is it?
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: What is it?
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: A girl? I won't mention any names, but no, Rachel,
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: you can be here or I'm not going to get it.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Elizabeth.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: The whole thing was very nostalgic and cringeing for me.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Quite frankly, I'm sick of it. So we were like
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: asking the boys because that all of his friends are
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: all boys, you know, the.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Boys, you know, and we were like, oh, you know what.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Jeffanny, Jeff girlfriends and stuff like that, and one of
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: one of one of the other kids, mums, was like, yeah,
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: he keeps talking about this Jade girl because a girl Jade, Like,
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: is there a boy talking about no, No, someone else
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: one of the other kids. I'm like, they're a bit
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: young like to be talking about girls.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: And then afterwards Marley talks.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: About there's one boy from daycare that she still talks
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: about marrying.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: She's like, I'm having kids with them. Wow, yeah, grinding.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: I think it's I think it's it's only.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Normal, only normal. Okay.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: Cool Because then when they they just got finished and
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: I spoke chatting to ask about the disco and he
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: was like, they played some really good songs and every
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: time a song comes on and they played at the disco,
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: now's they play. And I was like, oh, what did
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: you what did you do? And you know, he was like, oh,
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: you know, we dance and stuff like that. And then
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: I was talking to one of the mums who was
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: a volunteer and like, like, what actually goes on in there?
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Because it's in a b hall? Fill me in, fill
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: me in.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: She's like, all I do is just a bunch of
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: kids running around Like it's like they're in a playground.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what's disco about it? She's like, the music,
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: that's it. It's just a bunch of six year old
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: kids running around a hall to disco music.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: I would pay good money to be in that mindset
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: where all you have to worry about is like not
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: pissing yourself.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like that would just be like where's the ext
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: glosed coming from? Yeah?
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: That's it, just so naive to life's troubles.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: It picked osk her up and I'm like, what's that
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: on your head?
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: He's got one of those tattoos on his head, like
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: the wash on tatoos on his forehead.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: And I was like, why, dude, why living man? Don't
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: bring me down anyway.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to more discos, No.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Because I just have flashbacks and we can. I'll come
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: next disco. I'll volunteer with you.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: You just said just grind and now you want to volunteer.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm the fun I'm not judging you or anything,
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: but that sounds a bit Okay.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Well you got creditor is. I'll stay outside the school fence.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: I refuse to volunteer for anything at the school. I
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: don't want to get. I don't want to get. Do
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: you know what it is?
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Once you open the floodgates of volunteering and those who
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: do it and the mums who love it. Credit to
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: credit to you, sucker, No credit to you, but for me,
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: not for me? You know?
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Very fair, very fair?
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Have you have you been asked to volunteer for anything
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: at school?
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: They did They did a like a cinema night they
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: did a movie night and they did ask me to
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: host it, but I said no, but I will.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I will hang on a minute.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: What are you going to do in the in the movie? Now?
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: I think the kids made it's like a what do
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: you call? How do you how do you say they
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: made a move? Like a film festival? Is they're very
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: good film festival? How old are these kids as a
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: whole school? Like grade sixes as well? Yeah?
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Right still yeah.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I gave it my fees and they say we can't
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: afford it, and I said, this.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Is a public school.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: There's no helicopter ride. You can forget it.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: I want to drive her to pick me up, take
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: me to the airport, so the school's down the road.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I will volunteer. But it's like once you give him
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: an inch'll take ye. April keeps like cand of throw
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: me under the bus a little bit.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I do I do just for one day.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Want to volunteer in the cafeteria, just to see what
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: it's like, just to experience that thrill.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: What do you think happened? Do you think it's going
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: to be like the bear? I don't know.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: The guy back there, guys something different.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Gordon Ramsay's back there's a new experience. What you can
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: always just go down there and ask, hey, can.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I just I will I just I'm busy, bro, I'm
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: busy to do it. I'll do it on Fridays. You
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: obviously know this. You know that I'm having a baby. Sorry,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Laura's having a baby.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: It is such a big difference when you're expecting your
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: third child compared to number one and number two. So
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: I think for your first yeah, a, you're completely ignorant.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you got no idea how I've had a
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: dog before. Yeah, exactly, very different. And you're like, this
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: is going to be beautiful, It's going to change my life,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: which like.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: It is, and it does.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: It's like it is, but you're totally ignorant to just
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: how hard.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: It could be. You find yet fine, you pretty much
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: find that. You just like once you have it, you're
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: learning on the job.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: And you're like me and my partner, you know, well,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: will never argue, we'll get along. Bullshit wrong, Yeah, you
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: will hate each other. There's so much you are wrong
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: about before having your first kid. Put that on T shirt.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: We'll said thank you. And at the same time, everyone's
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: reaction to you having your first child. It's pretty much
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: the same, like it's met with Oh my gosh, that's
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: so incredible, amazing, congratulations, like, well done.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: I think the further away the separation of person you tell,
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: the less heartfelt it is. I agree, but family, immediate family,
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: oh my god, second tier, Oh congratulate.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: You could argue that it's still pretty consistent.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Everyone one's always like, oh, there's always one mate.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: It is like.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: You, And so that's what it's like for number one.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Number two is pretty similar. People are still like, this
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: is a beautiful thing. You've got, you know, two children,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: you know, the family is complete. Now well done, Greg
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: got great, pat.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: On the back.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: And then there's the odd person who's like two or
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: it does creep in, yeah, you go on again it does.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Yet there all of a sudden people start to like,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: there's a little peppering of people being like good luck.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: But also for us number one, Marley dream Child, so
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: easy was incredible. So we experienced what it was like
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: having like a ten out of ten the unicorn the
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Unicorn child. Lola was the complete other end of the spectrum.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: She's a donkey.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, Lola. When you do listen to these when
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: you're older if Hey Donkey was an indearment.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: There is a video on my phone. It's taken at
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: like three in the morning. And for the first eight
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: months it was really just like the anxiety of every
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: night time, knowing that you're going to go in and
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: at the absolute best case scenario you're going to get
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: like two hours of solid sleep. Before she would just scream,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: scream in your arms for a good forty five minutes.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: And I have a video where I'm feeling myself just
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: walking down the hallway with a screaming child like it's
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: being murdered and there's nothing you can do about it. Nothing,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's to me, that's what the newborn
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: phase was like with Lola.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's the latest one.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And so in my head, I've got a reference
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: point for how incredible it can be, but also then
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: how incredibly hard it can be, just like the complete
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: other extreme. There's nothing that you can do as a
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: parent that controls where you end up on that scale.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: It's just complete random pot luck.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and you just hope that you get one
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: that eats and sleeps.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, eats and sleeps.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: That's all you want, Like I don't if it shits itself,
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: it pisces, don't care, do not care whatsoever, eat, sleep.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: The absolute dream. They're like the two most important criteria
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: for having a nice child. And so at the same time,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: we've got this level of apprehension where Laura and I
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: are both kind of like, fuck, like what are we
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: going to get? We don't know, probably a baby hopefully
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: if it's not concerning. But everyone's reaction to number three is.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: Like whoa shot?
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Your brave?
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: And even when like I talk to people about it
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: and they're like Matt having his third they're like, what.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: It's like saying I'm going on a solo flight around
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: the world and they're like, you don't know.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: How to fly?
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: What is doing?
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Everyone's reaction is like holding my hand being like good luck.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of like you need to go from
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: being a people manager to crowd control.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just like that.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: It's like, oh, fuck, I've got there's more of them
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: than there is of you, and and and Laura.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Now, so that will be.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: The difference now, is that we're going into September. Was
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: so much apprehension. Yeah, I'm like just bracing myself right
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: now for what's to come.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, I couldn't do it. I'm sorry.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: I look, we had Oscar and Oscar he was the
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: demoned he was. He was the Lola in the situation
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: where he to be fair after some after some you know,
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: doctor's appointments and stuff, there was other things going on.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: But yeah, you're like, oh, fucking holl this thing doesn't
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: he doesn't sleep.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: I was like fox sake, and it was to the
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: point where I was like, I don't want another one.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing point I would if I waive
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: a magic wand I would almost skip the first twelve
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: months because I think that's the hardest part of parenting.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: And I know obviously, like there's a lot to still
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: come with ye, but I'm like newborn phase.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: I know some people love it, though so do people.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: You're going to get people are going to come out
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: at you for that and.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Come at me. If you love that newborn phase, great
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: for us. It is the absolute hardest. But then something
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: happened where I think it was it was the biggest
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: switch of Like obviously when Laura was first pregnant, was
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: so excited, we were stoked, and then the last couple
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: of weeks it's just been this stuck in this cycle
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: of like bracing for what's to come.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: And then something happened.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Where it was like the biggest change in my mentality.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: And so Laura messaged me a couple of weeks ago
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: and she's like I'm bleeding and I was like, uh,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: like is it bad? And She's like it's not good,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Like it's enough to be like this is concern shit.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: And it was weird in that the whole time, I
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: mean this mindset of like like you know, apprehension, I'm
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: like tense, I'm excited, but it's not the overwhelming feeling
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: that I have a lot of the time.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because the apprehension sort of trumps it a bit
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: because it's there.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, it was it was
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: such an immediate switch where I was like, oh shit,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: you know, we're not in the clear at all. Something
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: could go wrong. And then the thought of we might
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: lose this baby was just the surge of a realization
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: of how much I do want this child, and obviously
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: you know I want to have with a kid, but
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: that overtook the apprehension totally totally, and it was such
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: not that you want to go through that. I have
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: to say that after twenty four hours the bleeding stopped,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: we went, Laura was checked out, everything was fine, Thank goodness,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: and you wouldn't wish that's situation and that, you know,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: intense twenty four hours upon anyone. But at the same time,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: it was really important for me to just have that
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: reality check of like, don't forget you will do anything
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: with this kid.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: For sure, and like the apprehension is just from past experience,
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: right yeah, where you're like, Okay, well, look, we're going
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: to get what we're going to get, but maybe I
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: should concentrate on being more excited.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: About it than worried about what we're going to get.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Anyone who's reached out being like, well you're brave, that's
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: not a dig year. I think it's great. I love
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: people haven't had that chat. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, but
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: it's Yeah. It was an important moment for me during
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: this pregnancy, which is also just like we're flying so fast.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: I know for me, Laura is like, no, it's fucking not.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Syla, but yeah, we're.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Like, well, well passed the halfway mark.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Well I'm glad, everything's okay.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: I mean, you're having worried for a second there because
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen Laura in a little while.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: No, she's doing good. She's doing good. She's doing good.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: So poppy at the moment, I think there's definitely poppy,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: definitely poppy. I think we're debating at the moment on
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: the middle name. I will not reveal because I don't
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: know if I'm allowed to or not.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Go ahead, start it, Rupert, Oh, that's actually that is
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: beautiful poppy, Rupert Johnson.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: We've got a message ash from Live. You know, we
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: joke about the song on pair rants that's the greatest?
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Is it the greatest? Or is it lies?
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because let's have for those of you who don't remember,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: let's have a little listen.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Now, tell me loud.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Tell me little loud.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: That's a great theme song.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: That's a bob is one of our best that is Yeah,
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: it just fits in so well.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: And Live has requested that segment to come back because
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: she loves the theme song so much, and I said, look,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: if you can get some lies in the Facebook group,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: we'll bring it back.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: And we're bringing it back.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So she's back right one week only for now,
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: and we decide to rehash it now.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Now, would you like to go first?
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Would you go first? My guy first? One from Gemma
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: This is great.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: The warm spots in the water is where the fish
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: have swam. Don't follow me around Bali because he's a
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: fish in those pools.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: This one's from Lauren. Hi, Lauren, and Lar's what's up?
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: She says, We wave goodbye to dad as he goes
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: to work for the day. Really he's walking down to
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: the front study as he works from home half the time.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: But if the kids know that, they will hassle.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Him, that's genius. That's a hack. If anything, what.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Happens if you need to go to the bathroom and
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: they're like.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: O'ld diapers, baby, it's genius though.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Because April works from home like all the time, and
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: sometimes if there's a kid off sick or whatever, or Thursdays,
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: I have Macy Emily just home.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: She will not leave her alone.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Like able to be on a meeting with like a
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: screen full of people and makes.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: You just.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Bobbing her head in and she's mosy's in like she's
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: late for the meeting with her eclipsement a.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Bowl of heads from the lego that she's been capitatd.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and she's got a notepad though taking notes.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: The next one is from Crystal. Anytime we have a
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: card le scrape, we like to take a photo and
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: send it to the doctor. The doctor evaluates the injury
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: and writes back if it requires a band aid or.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Not, it's a no.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: But if the doctor says so, then tantrum avoid it.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: That is genius. These hacks as well.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Though you know you're lying is the ultimate parenting hat.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: It is. It is because the T shirt very good.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Lola man, she's like, we bought some we bought some
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: superhero band aids, and she's just it's like crack for her.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: She used to be addicted to dummies. Now she's just
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: like give me.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: She's like scratch, which she finds Nicorette patches.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: This is Daly finished the lie because there's more to it,
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: she says, she finishes with Really, it's just me sending
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: the pick.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: She actually sends the pick, so that's commitment to the lie.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: Sends the pick to one of my friends, who writes back,
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: no band aid required works every time.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Who's the friend? Yeah on the payroll.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Imagine trying to explain that message to someone that you've
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: just met that sees you get that message and it's
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: like a picture of a kid with it.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: I was like, what are you into?
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: It's like you an h Crystal, Chris has got too She's.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Got too Wow. Put her on the payroll.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Absolutely the backbone of this podcast.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: But also it's concerning how much she lies.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not hit a judge.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: You aren't.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Rich from you.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: The lollly Man delivers lollies to the shop daily. However,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: there is never enough for all the kids, and sometimes
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: when mom or dad goes to the shops there's none left.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Genius.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: This goes with ice creams and fizzy drinks. The Lolli
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Man is super busy and sometimes he gets to the
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: shops late, sometimes at all.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: Genius. Crystal is a diabolical genius. Yes, she's like she's
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: like the villain.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I love that ashy. One last little short while we
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: gets squeezed in there.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Sure from Jode's Jodes very quick, but very good. Jody says,
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: all meat is chicken. It reminds me of that time
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: I gave Oscar steak for the first time and he
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: was like his chicken's brown. Yeah, he's already like critiquing
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: my cooking.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Very good Ash.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: One of my favorite things to do each week is
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: to give parents in this country, from all over the
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: world a chance to have a rant.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Oh I love that about their life.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: People love to get it off their chest.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: So, without further ado, let's.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Do you don't mostly progression? You don't want to.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Just tell me what your parent?
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Do?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: You want my grandpa at the shop?
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: You don't want.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Advice refrangers, Go and tell me what is your parent?
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: Matta, I'm gonna go first because your sister has actually
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: sent through a submission.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Well, how come you speaking to my sister?
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Never mind, he Kate, I'll see you later. What has
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: she got to say?
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: Ladies?
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: What's doing? This is what she has to say.
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: Hi, guys, I just wanted to contribute to your parant segment.
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: I have a complaint that there are not enough gyms
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: with child minding facilities. Every health practitioner is on about
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: moving your body, but what a parent's meant to do
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: when you've got to look after kids. Gyms need to
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: have more child minding facilities.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Fair, I'd say move, that's pretty fair.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: I remember cracious crash.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: If you don't know, it's referred to as a crash
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: or crash however you want to pronounce they are.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: They're dwindling numbers to do.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Someone say it's a threat, existential threat, it is.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the problem is.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it's got to be expensive, right
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: to run the gym plus have There was one up
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: the road and it was great. Sometimes I just do
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: my shopping and I just leave the kids down and
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: be like, well, off to the gym.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: How long can you leave them there? For days? Oh?
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Definitely not to know.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: I know, I agree, And I think what's really important
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: is the fact that my sister, she wants to get
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: a gains, She wants to come on, what come on?
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: She does need to What does April do?
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: April squats nat?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: What does she do with the kids?
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Sometimes there's a crache at her cult Jim she goes
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: to it must be nice, yes, but it's also a
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: bit cult vibes. I'm waiting for my kids to be
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: converted into something. They come home, they'll be like, hell,
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: little fag, they just protein squat.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: Ask her what.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Very good? Thank you Kate? It is? Which is Matt's
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: sister shout out to Kate. This one is from Piper.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: And ooh, this is a good one. When strangers touch
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: my babies in the pram or worse, when they've just
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: fallen asleep.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Why are strangers touching your bait?
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Why are you letting them touch you?
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I've had it's happened before where someone's like, that's such
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: a cute baby, and you're like, thank you so much,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: and then before you know it, they're like stroking a
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: child and you're.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Like, get off my child. What do you say? Like
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: you don't want rude? But there's boundaries, I know.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Ah, it's a bit of an eck, isn't it.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: I Mean it's like, could you imagine me just coming
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: up to you on the street and being like, you're
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: a handsome man.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: Scratch on the top of your head?
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Ah, you know what else?
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: You can scratch.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: The side of your head your cock? Yeah?
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I agree, Piper, are not on I'm not into it.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: I am not into it at all.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: I don't even to read this one off my phone
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: because I have a personal gripe. But you got kids sport,
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: let's talk about that really quickly. Go Okay, I'm all
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: for the health aspect.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: You just copying my sister.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, this is very vastly different. But the
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: problem I have with it is the expense of it.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: And now let me tell you why I've got shits
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: about it. Okay, So we did a trial for jiu
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: jitsu with Oscar yesterday because he's like a spider monkey.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: You need to harness this spider monkeyness.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: But that a jiu jitsu is it's a cheap sport.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: Is like, that's what you think. What happened, that's what
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: you think. There's no balls involved, and we know expensive
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: balls are Chodow for a draw. Loved it finally something
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: that he really really loved, and like, great, I'm happy.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: I'm happy he likes it because you can defend himself too.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: And then I get home and I was like I
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: had to go great and I was just showing April
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: all of his moves. He's pumped, and April goes, how
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: much is it? Two hundred bucks a month? Not too bad?
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Bro? Are you for real? How many classes?
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Well, that's unlimited, but he's not going to go every day.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: I've got to take him. He lives jist list.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: He's moving in seriously two hundred and that's because only
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: it's only.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Two hundred because you've got to sign up for twelve months.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: He might not like it after six.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Months, so like they're trapping you, I think, not just
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: on the floor, but financially.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Very good, very good from you.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: But I think we should overhaul the kids' sports, make.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: It cheaper than that. They're tiny.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: He doesn't.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: He's gonna have to get a job.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: That's my rant round away anyway, so as he's going
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: to be doing jiu jitsu five days a week.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Now, get our money's worth. Very good.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: This one is from Caitlin. Caitlyn, what's happening? She says,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: shops that don't open before nine am. I've lived forty
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: two lives before nine am. Just let me go and
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: get hit my groceries with my little no sleep gremlins
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: at seven am, since I'm already awake.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Very good, very good.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Sunday morning shop before ten am, because everything opens at
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: ten am on a Sunday is the best barely anyone around.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: It's great.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: It makes it so much easier parking, moving your trolley
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: up and oh goodful love.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: It the dream the dream.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Final one from me today is and I don't know
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: if your kids do this This is from Jess and
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: it says our producer, No, she should have kids. No, why
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: can't kids just be bored for once? That's the that's
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: the start of the rant. Now I'm going to extend
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: on that because Oscar is the worst at this one
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: second of not doing doing some sort of activity.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: I'm bored.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: H almost like.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: He's got add How dare you?
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: How do you diagnose my child like that?
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: But also bro come on, it started to become like
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: a trigger word for me. It's like, I'm bored. And
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: before he even finishes with the word bored, I'm like.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Find something to do back in my day. Oh, that's
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: another one. Let's not start on that. Be bored, kids
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: of the world, be bored.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: As we have to give thanks to a very special
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: partner this week who has sponsored pair rants.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: It is, of course just low prices.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Every day we're talking about Aldie, good, different, delicious.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Matthew. Let should we finish this off with a couple
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: of questions today? A couple of questions.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Look, I've got one that I want to ask you
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: just want to get your opinion here.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Every couple does this.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: We have a little argument, a little tiff, if you will,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: and I would love to get a third party opinion
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: of who was in the wrong. If that's okay. You
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: may be a bit biased towards me, but it's important
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: that you stay spit it out. Okay.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: So we went to the alid other house. Is this
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: putting you and Laura? You're wrong? Full stop?
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Moving on, go on, okay, what just listen, I'm not
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: going to cross a pregnant woman full stop.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: You're right. It gives me anyway.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: So we're going down to the olid other house on Friday,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: as you know, must be nice, thank you. It is
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: my job to pack the car.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you don't let to lift anything heavy.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: So I packed the car, put everything in there, and
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: even Laura looked at the boot because we like had
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: to bring some like a vacuum cleaner down with us
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: as well, like lots of you.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Know, wives love packing unnecessary things.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: I do brought half the kitchen sink. I don't need that,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: but I got all of the cars. So we get
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: to the car and Laura goes, wow, you got everything
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: in there. I go, yeah, look, you know, like Tetris,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: it was just full to the brim and I even said, oh,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: do you reckon? I could squeeze in my spearfishing gear
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: and she says, yeah, yeah. I put it like in
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: front of Marley, put the floor there and I was like, Greg,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: are great, drive down that it's three and a half
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: hours from Sydney.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: We get there.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: I unpacked the car because it's my job, and then
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Laura goes, hey, can you just get my bag out
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: of the car. I said, your handbag and she goes, no, no, no, no,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: my suitcase And I said, no, you're it's here. It's
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: the big suitcase because we we would always just put
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: all of our clothes into one big suitcase.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Road trip.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: It's in a couple of nights and she goes, no,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I told you that I packed a separate bag. I
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: was like, did you and she goes, yeah, Now you remember.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I actually bring up the small bag a few nights
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: to go and I put some stuff in there and
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: I said to you can you put the bags in
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: the car And I was like, well, that's because we
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: had a few bags. So I said, where did you
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: leave the bagage? Because in the bedroom m because you
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: can't lift it too.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: It's not meant to be lifting, I could, She's not
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: meant to be it's advised. It's a small bag. It's
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: like you could drink if you're pregnant, but it's advised
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: not to great point.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: So Laura has now realized that she has nothing. She's
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: a phone, you's a charge out, a laptop at a
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: bottle of water.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: The should be hydrated.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Also doesn't help that she pissed herself in the car. Ah,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: she coughed, had a roade coughs. So I would like
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: to know, Okay, who's your fault here?
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: I've told you I knew it.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: I knew it immediately because she did say packed the bags.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: But I'm not crossing are pregnant woman here?
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Bro, don't change, don't change the setup. We always packed
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: the one big family bag.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: But you've got you're going to have to adapt because
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: you're gonna have another kid. So you can't just assume
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: that things are going to be regular moving forward. You
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: should be like, hang on a sec. We usually pack
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: this one bag, but there's another child on board my
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: wife at the moment. So maybe she's changing, Maybe she
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: changing the routine change, Maybe she's getting used to that
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: we're going to need more than one one bag. She's
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: gonna have a separate bag from now on to now well,
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: every time you're going to have to look out for
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: that extra bag.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I double down.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: You have to.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Double down, and I double down, and that I was like,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not a faulty.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I said, I taught you nothing. Never
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: double down, especially when it's unclear who said what. If
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: there's pure evidence I don't remember her saying.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: But then she remembers saying it.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: That's because she's lying.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that you could be lying, I'm not. Oh well,
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: that holds up in court. I would say, just assume
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: she's right all the time, for an hour, for an
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: how well she's pregnant. It's it's fair for you to say, look, okay,
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: I get it. I'm sorry, but I missed it because
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: it wasn't with the other stuff. That's fine. But you
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: can say my bad, it was my bad.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: It's hard to say that though. Swallow your card.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: It's too big, lie and so I packed it must
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: have fallen out lies.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: I worked for kids, they work for partners.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Ah, yeah, you're in the wrong there, big Anyway, Anyways,
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: your question, I have a question for you, A damn
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: good one, Matthew Maddie J if you will what are
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: your thoughts between public and private school?
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: So I know I know what you mean for your kids,
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: not just as I think.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I don't want to generalize here, but I feel like
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: any child who goes to a public school ends up
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: a drug addict.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Yep, Like, I'm just joking. Did you go to public
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: school or private school?
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I went to private school. I went to Saint Peter's
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Lutheran College.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: Lutheran Okay. And how many brother and sisters do you have?
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: I want to find, Well, that must have been expensive.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Well not all of us went to a private school.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: And the truth shall seck you free?
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: The younger two went to public Look where they're and
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: look where they.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Ended up drug addicts. Wow, your mum has some explained
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: to do well.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: My dad just gave up.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Fair enough, fair and enough. But what are your thoughts
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: with Lola and Marley? Marley is at a public school.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: I mean what I liked ash about going to the
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: private school, and obviously, you know, very expensive and not
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: everyone has a luxury of being able to afford a
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: private school. I like that it was great.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: For sport, Okay, a lot of sport. You find a
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: lot of them, like support, very heavy, like union love
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: my rugby, love my athletics. Why all religious schools too?
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Since something?
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Very good question. I don't know right off, I don't
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: know who knows their tax example, Actually, what are your thoughts?
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Well, I went to both.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: I went to both public, when got kicked out of
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: the public, and then went to the private, kicked out
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: of private, back to the public.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: I went back to the private again. Oh yeah, bared
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: yourself out? Yes, yes I did, Matthew, I also.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Moved as a student. What did you find better?
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: I hated it all, to be honest, but I think.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: I did learn that if you if you could, you
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: could be if you wanted to learn, you can. You
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: can excel in a public school. So this is how
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: this is my philosophy for my kids. It'll be public
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: school until you can see whether they like it or not. Okay,
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: but they like to learn or they don't. At the moment,
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Oscar's six, he loves to learn because it's all so
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: fucking new. But eventually you're like, I'm bored with this.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: So yeah, exactly right. So my assumption is Oscar's probably
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: going to be a bit like me, and which he
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: can just stick with the public school system. Okay, But
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: it's like if Macy goes in and she's quite a
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: bright kid.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: Not saying's not bright, he's really fat.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: If she really likes to learn and stuff like that,
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: and then there'll be the option. But I'm not going
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: to force them to do it. I think if it's expensive, if.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: You know they're going to be a drop kick, you
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: put them into public with the drop kicks. Put him
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: in a gen pop.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: But like, yeah, if Oscar's like, you know, if he's
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: like really excelling in football or whatever it is he's doing,
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: and it's like, well he can go to this school
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: and progress and there's and there's actual But if he's
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: like can't catch the ball and can't kick and he's
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: got two left feet, I'm not going to throw him
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: in the Knox grandmar I play rugby union with the
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: with the big boys. So yeah, I think, like, I
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: think they both have positives and negatives negatives.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Last question, did you thrive? I'm assuming the private school
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: was more strict? Is that good or bad?
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Just made me naughtier? Oh?
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Really, you were naughty in the private school?
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I do recall in the last private school
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: I went to was a Catholic school and you have.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: To do religion.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: And I remember the question that was given to me
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: because they always preach about you know, like relationships and sex,
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: sex before marriage. And they were like, what's the best
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: form of contraception, which the answer was meant to be abstinence, right,
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: and I said, just pull.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: It out expelled, boom done.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Parents in the office also, I'm not Catholic, and my
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: mom had to and sorry mum, to throw you on
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: the bas My mom faked that I was Catholic and.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: They were like, okay, we just need the baptism and
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: stuff for you. It's just like, yeah, you're faks it
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: to you.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: Never did, so my misbehavior comes from mama reckon. So
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: I look like you said if Oscar, if Oscar's excelling,
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: then yes we'll look at it, but I won't force it.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: And same with the macon that, hey, if you're excelling
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: at listening to the podcast.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Very good, you went to private school.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Why don't you review us, subscribe, write a review and
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Apple podcast or Spotify.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Just let us know what you think of the podcast,
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: as long as.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: It's great and if you like public school and put
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: down your meth pipe and.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Jump onto the socials day.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Sorry two got into heads on TikTok, Instagram and Facebook
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: and that's what we have time for. We're going to
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: get out of here. See you guys next week.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Goodbye bye, Sorry it fucking.
• 52:00
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