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- 0:00Speaker 1: Alright, fellow Ridiculous Historians, we're returning with a classic episode
- 0:06Speaker 1: for this week. I've been your nol. Y it is, dude,
- 0:12Speaker 1: do you remember back in seventeen sixty two when everybody
- 0:19Speaker 1: came to see something called the Cockling Ghost?
- 0:22Speaker 2: How could I forget with a name like that? It's
- 0:24Speaker 2: seared into my memory, and boy, oh boy, hopefully it
- 0:28Speaker 2: will be seared into years too, Ridiculous Historians. After listening
- 0:32Speaker 2: to this classic episode.
- 0:37Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of iHeartRadio. Welcome to the show.
- 1:05Speaker 1: This is Ridiculous History. We hope this is the podcast
- 1:08Speaker 1: you're looking for. I want to start with a question
- 1:12Speaker 1: that is very tangentially related. No, you're asking me, Yeah,
- 1:16Speaker 1: give it to me your nol. I'm Ben. There's our
- 1:18Speaker 1: super producer, Casey Pegram. Everyone say hi Casey, Great, Hi,
- 1:23Speaker 1: Hi Ca. See the question is this what is what's
- 1:27Speaker 1: your favorite holiday?
- 1:28Speaker 2: Ghost? Owen? Yeah?
- 1:30Speaker 1: Is that the same as Halloween?
- 1:32Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's just a ghost of your version.
- 1:33Speaker 1: Okay, that's cool, that's cool. I'm a I'm a true
- 1:37Speaker 1: fan of Halloween, and I say this in full disclosure.
- 1:42Speaker 1: As we get closer to this favored holiday, I'm going
- 1:46Speaker 1: to be pushing for more and more spooky stories.
- 1:49Speaker 2: You know, you push and you push and you push,
- 1:53Speaker 2: and sometimes, Ben sometimes you get what you need. There
- 1:57Speaker 2: we go.
- 1:58Speaker 1: If you try, sometimes you just might find Today's story
- 2:02Speaker 1: is a ghost story.
- 2:03Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's also a story of people trying things
- 2:07Speaker 2: yes on multiple levels.
- 2:08Speaker 1: And it's a story that I could see Guy Ritchie
- 2:11Speaker 1: doing an adaptation of, oddly enough, because it has that
- 2:15Speaker 1: right element of the ced underside of England.
- 2:19Speaker 2: Well, like, didn't he do one of the Sherlock Holmes movies.
- 2:23Speaker 2: He did? I believe he did. Yeah, all right, that's
- 2:25Speaker 2: been Casey on the case.
- 2:28Speaker 1: We always have to try to have at least one
- 2:31Speaker 1: Casey on the case.
- 2:32Speaker 2: That one was unexpected. Yeah, he just kind of popped in.
- 2:35Speaker 1: I like sudden Death Court.
- 2:36Speaker 2: I like it. He has this button out there that
- 2:38Speaker 2: he has to hit and it's pretty cool.
- 2:41Speaker 1: Yeah, we're all getting the hang of it, and I
- 2:43Speaker 1: think it's I think it's normalized now.
- 2:46Speaker 2: So Guy Ritchie probably would do a good job with
- 2:48Speaker 2: this because it's got a lot of Cockney accents too,
- 2:50Speaker 2: and a lot of usury and the loan sharkiness afoot
- 2:55Speaker 2: and a.
- 2:55Speaker 1: Lot of scams and cons but without further ado, let
- 2:59Speaker 1: us present the story of the cock Lane Ghost. But
- 3:05Speaker 1: we can't begin in cock Lane, right. We have to
- 3:07Speaker 1: begin first with a pair of lovers, a William Kent
- 3:12Speaker 1: and Elizabeth Lynes, who married in about seventeen fifty six
- 3:16Speaker 1: or seventeen fifty seven.
- 3:17Speaker 2: That's very true. And tragically the then missus Kent died
- 3:22Speaker 2: in childbirth, leaving her husband William, to take care of
- 3:26Speaker 2: a newborn baby boy.
- 3:29Speaker 1: And this was in Stoke Ferry. Kent had kept an
- 3:34Speaker 1: inn and then later he was running the local post office. Now,
- 3:38Speaker 1: all of a sudden he was a single father, or
- 3:40Speaker 1: was he? You see, because Elizabeth had a sister, and
- 3:46Speaker 1: her sister's name was Francis, commonly known as Fanny's.
- 3:50Speaker 2: Right, and Fanny swooped in to help out with the
- 3:55Speaker 2: childcare because Kent found himself. I don't know. There's no
- 3:58Speaker 2: exact details as to why he couldn't raise the child himself,
- 4:02Speaker 2: but he seemed inept at the at the whole affair,
- 4:05Speaker 2: and so he needed a woman's touch.
- 4:07Speaker 1: Yeah, And unfortunately, the infant, who was a boy, did
- 4:10Speaker 1: not survive for very long. And when the child unfortunately
- 4:14Speaker 1: passed away, childhood mortality being at a much higher rate
- 4:18Speaker 1: in those days. Fanny decided to stay on and become
- 4:23Speaker 1: kind of a housekeeper for William. But soon they began
- 4:28Speaker 1: having their own amorous relationship.
- 4:31Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think there was even a time where
- 4:33Speaker 2: he kind of sent her away and she wrote him
- 4:38Speaker 2: letters saying, you know, kind of I don't want to
- 4:40Speaker 2: say begging, but you know, expressing that her love for
- 4:44Speaker 2: him was real and that he should, you know, welcome
- 4:47Speaker 2: her back with open arms. And eventually it worked and
- 4:50Speaker 2: they ended up together. But this is interesting because she
- 4:55Speaker 2: was a relative of his former wife. It was not
- 5:01Speaker 2: kosher for them to get married. It was it was
- 5:03Speaker 2: against the law. Yeah, it was.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Against canon law for them to be married. And this
- 5:09Speaker 1: is something that they were both aware of, and it's
- 5:12Speaker 1: one of the suspected motivations pushing William Kent to originally
- 5:18Speaker 1: leave Fanny and move to London, but she wins him
- 5:21Speaker 1: over with these passionate letters, and so he eventually says, Okay,
- 5:25Speaker 1: come move with me, Come meet me in London. I
- 5:28Speaker 1: live in East Greenwich. And they decide that they're gonna,
- 5:31Speaker 1: you know, canon law be darned, They're going to live
- 5:35Speaker 1: together as man and.
- 5:36Speaker 2: Wife, canon law being like of the Catholic Church.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Not so much Catholic, not so much Catholic. This is England.
- 5:42Speaker 1: I mean, canon law can be any organized religions law,
- 5:46Speaker 1: but so the c all right, So the Anglican Church
- 5:50Speaker 1: and the Methodists will also appear and here later. Despite
- 5:54Speaker 1: the fact that they have decided to in practice disobey
- 5:58Speaker 1: canon law, they do try to keep it on what
- 6:02Speaker 1: we would call in the modern day the low. They
- 6:05Speaker 1: keep it on the down low. They still have wills
- 6:08Speaker 1: in each other's favor, but they're trying to be discreet
- 6:12Speaker 1: about this. They don't want a bunch of people to
- 6:16Speaker 1: know what they're doing. And they are not very successful
- 6:21Speaker 1: with this because they moved to some rooms near a
- 6:23Speaker 1: place called the Mansion House. They're renting these rooms, and
- 6:27Speaker 1: historians believe the landlords may have learned about this illicit
- 6:32Speaker 1: relationship from Fanny's other surviving relatives. And this is where
- 6:38Speaker 1: we have to start talking about Kent's job. What does
- 6:40Speaker 1: Kent do? Noel, Well, this took me.
- 6:43Speaker 2: A couple of passes of some of this research material
- 6:46Speaker 2: to read until I happened upon an article by our
- 6:50Speaker 2: good pals of the Daily Mail. Who you know, aren't
- 6:53Speaker 2: exactly the most reputable source for stuff like this, but
- 6:58Speaker 2: they had a really good write up about this party
- 7:00Speaker 2: story that Real quickly called him for what he was,
- 7:03Speaker 2: which is a loan shark, because he had done this
- 7:06Speaker 2: several times. Because I was reading another article where it
- 7:08Speaker 2: kept saying how he was always loaning his landlord's money,
- 7:12Speaker 2: and at first I thought I was misreading it, like
- 7:14Speaker 2: does this do they mean the landlords were loaning him
- 7:16Speaker 2: money and getting mad because he wasn't paying. No, he
- 7:20Speaker 2: was loaning the money and then always got into trouble
- 7:24Speaker 2: because of disputes about you know, how he was going
- 7:27Speaker 2: to get paid back, And I think you use the
- 7:29Speaker 2: term usury.
- 7:30Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a user, which I would phrase as a
- 7:33Speaker 1: loan shark today, a user being someone who makes questionable
- 7:40Speaker 1: loans with unfair interest rates. And originally usery meant any
- 7:46Speaker 1: sort of interest of any kind. However, in this case
- 7:49Speaker 1: it was like his job. He loaned people money and
- 7:53Speaker 1: they were supposed to pay him back. This goes sour
- 7:56Speaker 1: when their landlord at these rooms near the mansion house
- 8:01Speaker 1: decides that, hey, these people are living in sin. I
- 8:05Speaker 1: despise this. I am not going to repay that money
- 8:09Speaker 1: that you loaned me, mister Kent, and I read somewhere
- 8:13Speaker 1: as the equivalent of about twenty pounds today, probably a
- 8:16Speaker 1: little bit more than twenty pounds today. And so Kent
- 8:20Speaker 1: moved to have that landlord arrested, which could only bring
- 8:23Speaker 1: tensions to the house.
- 8:25Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think you know they were asked to leave, right,
- 8:30Speaker 2: They were evicted over this dispute.
- 8:33Speaker 1: They were evicted over this dispute. They had to find
- 8:37Speaker 1: somewhere else to live. Around about this time, they meet
- 8:43Speaker 1: a clerk, a parish clerk by the name of Richard Parsons.
- 8:48Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a clerk at the Church of the Holy.
- 8:53Speaker 1: Sepulcher, Saint Sepulcher without Newgate.
- 8:55Speaker 2: Okay, well I made the first part up, but I
- 8:57Speaker 2: was closed. I got the keyword right, which is a
- 9:00Speaker 2: crazy word, a Sepulcher. I just love it. I love
- 9:02Speaker 2: goth sounding dash without Newgate. Yeah, where's Newgate in all this?
- 9:07Speaker 1: It's not there, that's for sure.
- 9:08Speaker 3: I know.
- 9:08Speaker 2: Wow, Yeah, I don't understand, but yeah, that religious connection
- 9:13Speaker 2: is going to come into play here pretty shortly. But yeah, no,
- 9:17Speaker 2: sooner do they move in that he Kent loans this
- 9:23Speaker 2: guy Parsons another sum of money with the terms of
- 9:28Speaker 2: a guinea a month in interest.
- 9:30Speaker 1: Right, he's got twelve. He loans them twelve guineas and
- 9:33Speaker 1: they're supposed to be repaid at that rate. Right, So oh,
- 9:37Speaker 1: we should mention the most important part. When Parsons hears
- 9:41Speaker 1: about their plight, he is sympathetic and he says, hey,
- 9:46Speaker 1: you can use these rooms. You can live in these
- 9:48Speaker 1: rooms in my home on cock Lane, which is just
- 9:52Speaker 1: north of this church. And yes, Nola is absolutely right here.
- 9:58Speaker 1: Shortly after, mister and missus Ken as they were calling
- 10:01Speaker 1: themselves at the time, scandal casey, can I get a
- 10:04Speaker 1: gasp from the crowd? Perfect? Right as they were moving in,
- 10:10Speaker 1: Kent loaned parsons is twelve guineas. And then it was
- 10:15Speaker 1: shortly after that Kent goes to visit someone I think
- 10:19Speaker 1: for a wedding outside like he leaves town, and then
- 10:23Speaker 1: they hear these reports of strange noises.
- 10:27Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. But before that, this landlord also discovered
- 10:34Speaker 2: the nature of their relationship and held that over Kent's
- 10:38Speaker 2: head again as a way of saying, I'm not paying
- 10:41Speaker 2: back this money because I got some dirt on you.
- 10:43Speaker 1: Yeah, because he knew about their plight of needing a
- 10:47Speaker 1: place to live, but maybe he did not know the
- 10:49Speaker 1: full extent of why they were out of house and home.
- 10:53Speaker 1: So at some point he found out, right.
- 10:55Speaker 2: Oh he did, he did, and it's not clear exactly
- 10:58Speaker 2: how he found out, probably a very similarly to I
- 11:01Speaker 2: don't know, maybe yeah, maybe another snitching relative. Because you
- 11:05Speaker 2: have to remember too that this guy was doing something
- 11:08Speaker 2: pretty untoward in the puritanical eyes of the time. He
- 11:11Speaker 2: was carrying on with the sister of his dead wife,
- 11:14Speaker 2: which would have been frowned upon in this kind of society.
- 11:18Speaker 1: In many places, it's still probably frowned upon today. Of
- 11:22Speaker 1: Parsons was a family man himself.
- 11:24Speaker 2: But also apparently a bit of an alcoholic. Yeah yeah.
- 11:27Speaker 1: He was considered a generally nice guy around town, but
- 11:32Speaker 1: known luckily as a drunk with money problems, so he
- 11:36Speaker 1: definitely needed those twelve guineas to support his wife and
- 11:41Speaker 1: his two daughters. He had one daughter in particular, is
- 11:45Speaker 1: very important to this story, named Elizabeth or also called
- 11:48Speaker 1: Betty by her friends and familiars, and kent. When he
- 11:53Speaker 1: traveled away from town, he asked Elizabeth to stay with Fanny,
- 11:57Speaker 1: because Fanny, by this point was months pregnant.
- 12:01Speaker 2: But then, yeah, as fate would have it, the story
- 12:04Speaker 2: takes another unfortunate turn where Fanny dies of smallpox, taking
- 12:08Speaker 2: along with her unborn child. Yeah.
- 12:11Speaker 1: So the very first reports of these noises come from Elizabeth,
- 12:16Speaker 1: Betty and Fanny, and at first Missus Parsons attributes them
- 12:23Speaker 1: to a shoemaker, and people are kind of creeped out,
- 12:27Speaker 1: but they're trying to figure out what's happening there, and
- 12:32Speaker 1: Kent decided. Here's how the death went down. Kent decided
- 12:36Speaker 1: that they needed to move to another place, but the
- 12:42Speaker 1: place was not suitable. The place that they were living
- 12:44Speaker 1: in temporarily was not suitable for a woman so far
- 12:48Speaker 1: along in pregnancy. And as you said, on February second,
- 12:53Speaker 1: seventeen sixty, Fanny Lyle, also known as Missus Kent, passed
- 12:59Speaker 1: away with their child. Kent is the sole executor of
- 13:03Speaker 1: the will, the living mister Kent, but he had very
- 13:07Speaker 1: valid fears about being legally in hot water if people
- 13:12Speaker 1: knew about the true nature of their relationships, right, and
- 13:16Speaker 1: the will, he's just mister Kent.
- 13:19Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think Fanny's brother had passed recently as well,
- 13:22Speaker 2: leaving her his portion of the family estate or whatever.
- 13:26Speaker 1: Yeah, one and fifty pounds.
- 13:28Speaker 2: Yeah, which was nothing to sneeze at. So Kent was
- 13:30Speaker 2: due a decent little chunk of change. I want to
- 13:33Speaker 2: I want to mention one thing too. There was a
- 13:35Speaker 2: great podcast episode from a show called Dig a Dig
- 13:38Speaker 2: podcast dot Org on the Cocklane Ghost of London, and
- 13:42Speaker 2: it had a few details in it that I thought
- 13:44Speaker 2: were super interesting. One of which was and I've seen
- 13:46Speaker 2: this in a couple other places too, but I like
- 13:48Speaker 2: the way they put it that as Fanny was on
- 13:53Speaker 2: her deathbed, there are multiple reports of people in the
- 13:57Speaker 2: area in the home seeing a ghosts or as some
- 14:01Speaker 2: sort of apparition manifest in the home while while Frank
- 14:05Speaker 2: Fanny was still alive. So the story gets really confusing
- 14:07Speaker 2: it in places. I'm gonna go ahead and put that
- 14:08Speaker 2: out there right now, because the noises happened before Fanny died,
- 14:12Speaker 2: and there was a sense are some local reports that
- 14:15Speaker 2: it was actually Kent's deceased.
- 14:18Speaker 1: Wife, right, his original.
- 14:20Speaker 2: Wife coming around and making trouble and rattling chains because
- 14:24Speaker 2: she was unhappy about said carryings on with her sister
- 14:29Speaker 2: Elizabeth Lines.
- 14:30Speaker 1: Yeah, so what's key to notice here? As we established
- 14:33Speaker 1: earlier those strange sounds begin as soon as Elizabeth enters
- 14:38Speaker 1: the picture, the younger, the Elizabeth Parsons.
- 14:41Speaker 2: Elizabeth the daughter Buddy. Yes, the daughter of the landlord.
- 14:46Speaker 1: Yes, the daughter of the landlord Parsons. And despite the
- 14:51Speaker 1: problems that they have regarding these strange phenomenon, when Fanny
- 14:58Speaker 1: passes away, the Parsons family hears no more of these
- 15:03Speaker 1: strange noises, and they kind of shrugged it off as
- 15:05Speaker 1: just one of the things. There's a great blog called
- 15:08Speaker 1: Strange Company which builds this as a walk on the
- 15:12Speaker 1: weird side of history, and they break down some of
- 15:16Speaker 1: the financial stuff here. At the time the two families left.
- 15:20Speaker 1: At the time Kent moved himself and his wife out
- 15:23Speaker 1: of the Parsons household, Parsons still owed Kent three guineas
- 15:28Speaker 1: of those twelve v you have been loaned. So Kent
- 15:31Speaker 1: takes Parsons to court, and he takes him to court successfully,
- 15:36Speaker 1: he collects the three guineas. Now it's January seventeen sixty two,
- 15:41Speaker 1: and guess what, the strange noises start up again, even
- 15:46Speaker 1: louder and more vehemently than before.
- 15:50Speaker 2: Have we described these sounds yet been there? There were
- 15:52Speaker 2: a couple of variations that we'll get into, but the
- 15:54Speaker 2: main one was something of a scratch.
- 15:56Speaker 1: Right. Originally they were knocks and then they became scratch.
- 16:00Speaker 1: Is the second time they surfaced.
- 16:03Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's crazy that the the evolution of this sound.
- 16:06Speaker 2: You know, there's always that you think. I think've mentioned
- 16:08Speaker 2: this on another show before, but remember that episode of
- 16:10Speaker 2: Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry is obsessed with the house sound. Yeah,
- 16:14Speaker 2: we play that clip real quick. It's the noise is
- 16:27Speaker 2: you're a noise? Yeah? What is it? It's probably just
- 16:35Speaker 2: a house sound or something a house sound? Yeah, what's
- 16:40Speaker 2: a house sound?
- 16:41Speaker 1: It also reminds me of that trope in so many
- 16:43Speaker 1: horror films where someone goes, it's only the wind. In
- 16:47Speaker 1: this case, they're like, trouble, not young Betty, tis only
- 16:52Speaker 1: the cobbler.
- 16:53Speaker 2: Tis but a cobbler tinkering away?
- 16:56Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
- 16:57Speaker 2: So cobblers can tinker, but can tinker's cobble?
- 17:00Speaker 1: Anyone can cobble. The difference is whether you can cobble well.
- 17:04Speaker 1: I see, I see, if you can cobble well enough
- 17:07Speaker 1: to trust trust your shoes afterwards. In this case, the
- 17:11Speaker 1: shoemaker just makes that one appearance. Cobbler guy does not
- 17:14Speaker 1: come back afterwards, but the noises do. As we said,
- 17:18Speaker 1: they came back with a vengeance right after that court
- 17:21Speaker 1: case was decided in Kent's favor.
- 17:24Speaker 2: That's right. And at this point it's become a bit
- 17:27Speaker 2: of a of a local phenomenon, hasn't it. And the
- 17:30Speaker 2: ghost has earned a nickname, a rather baldy nickname.
- 17:35Speaker 1: You say, you're talking about the Cocklane Ghost.
- 17:37Speaker 2: No, No, scratch and Fanny.
- 17:39Speaker 1: Scratch and Fanny, Okay, yes, they're.
- 17:40Speaker 2: Both kind of body if we're being honest.
- 17:42Speaker 1: They're body to us.
- 17:43Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 17:44Speaker 1: I think for them, Cocklane was just the name of
- 17:46Speaker 1: their streets.
- 17:46Speaker 2: No, totally, But scratch and Fanny right over there, Fanny
- 17:50Speaker 2: doesn't mean the same thing as it means over here.
- 17:51Speaker 2: I'm just gonna put that out.
- 17:52Speaker 1: That's absolutely true. A lot of your British fins will
- 17:55Speaker 1: find the term fanny pack hilarious.
- 17:57Speaker 2: And scratch and Fanny just sounds like something.
- 18:00Speaker 1: Something told me. So we can conjecture a bit on
- 18:08Speaker 1: how the community and neighborhood found out about this phenomenon
- 18:12Speaker 1: and how the Cockling Ghost or Scratching Fanny acquired this
- 18:16Speaker 1: early renown. They had checked originally with this cobbler to
- 18:21Speaker 1: see if the cobbler was working during the time that
- 18:23Speaker 1: they heard these noises.
- 18:26Speaker 2: Oh, was it not on a Sunday?
- 18:28Speaker 1: It was it was at a time when he wouldn't
- 18:30Speaker 1: be working. I think it was a Sunday Sunday, so
- 18:32Speaker 1: that makes sense. And a neighbor named James Franzen said
- 18:37Speaker 1: that he saw a strange white figure drifting through the
- 18:41Speaker 1: Parsons home back when, back when Fanny was still alive.
- 18:44Speaker 2: That's the one we talked about earlier, the apparition that
- 18:46Speaker 2: was when she was on her deathbed or whatever, and
- 18:48Speaker 2: that's the guy.
- 18:49Speaker 1: He also said that he heard ghostly knockings in his
- 18:51Speaker 1: own bedchamber. So picture this guy at the local pub
- 18:55Speaker 1: around with his buddies, right. That's how these words and
- 18:57Speaker 1: rumors spread. And now people are starting not only to
- 19:01Speaker 1: report the ghosts, but to ascribe motive to scratching Fanny.
- 19:06Speaker 1: So they said that she was not here just to
- 19:09Speaker 1: make a hubbub and a hullabaloo, but that she was
- 19:13Speaker 1: here with a mission. She was trying to get justice
- 19:16Speaker 1: beyond the grave. And people started to play back the
- 19:21Speaker 1: details of Fanny's death and life to themselves and they
- 19:25Speaker 1: started saying, eh, what Fanny might a will leave it?
- 19:29Speaker 1: Everything she owned? Took Kent everything she had, every lost
- 19:33Speaker 1: faulthing in it, ate it. And then they noticed that
- 19:38Speaker 1: Fanny's surviving sister Anne had arrived for the funeral and
- 19:43Speaker 1: was very upset that she couldn't take a look at
- 19:47Speaker 1: her sister in the grave. I think they couldn't open
- 19:50Speaker 1: the coffin for her. And then she said that, at
- 19:54Speaker 1: least allegedly, Anne said that Kent had done something dastardly
- 20:02Speaker 1: and that Fanny's surviving siblings were all in good repair
- 20:07Speaker 1: with her, you know what I mean. They got along.
- 20:09Speaker 1: There wasn't any sibling hate or rivalry.
- 20:11Speaker 2: So why would she have left her fortune to this
- 20:14Speaker 2: loan shark dude? Right? You know, surely that was not
- 20:18Speaker 2: a respected profession in those days. He would have been
- 20:20Speaker 2: seen as a bit of a confidence man, almost right.
- 20:23Speaker 1: I mean, loans in general were always a hot button issue.
- 20:28Speaker 1: He was called a userer, not exactly kind words. Right,
- 20:32Speaker 1: So people started thinking that mister William Kent was not
- 20:40Speaker 1: quite the grief stricken widow that he appeared to be.
- 20:46Speaker 2: I don't think I think it's time we get into
- 20:48Speaker 2: when the church starts getting involved, what do you think?
- 20:51Speaker 1: Sure, So let's talk a little bit about the people
- 20:55Speaker 1: who are starting to observe this stuff. We have friends
- 21:00Speaker 1: and walking by first and neighbor, and then we have
- 21:02Speaker 1: more people in the community finding out. But the word
- 21:04Speaker 1: of this spreads through London proper, beyond the neighborhoods of
- 21:09Speaker 1: the entire city London Town, so strangers are stopping by,
- 21:13Speaker 1: Oh totally.
- 21:14Speaker 2: And I actually saw one mention about how it had
- 21:17Speaker 2: made the narrow little side street of cock Lane Versus
- 21:21Speaker 2: virtually impassable because it was like, you know, just picture
- 21:25Speaker 2: some sort of street side attraction and people just bequeued
- 21:28Speaker 2: up outside and you know, blocking the road. I mean
- 21:31Speaker 2: it was totally like that, Like it was definitely chock
- 21:33Speaker 2: full of lookie.
- 21:34Speaker 1: Loose, right, and there was no assigned time at which
- 21:37Speaker 1: the apparently unearthly phenomenon would occur, so people would just
- 21:42Speaker 1: stay out in the street waiting and drinking. And some
- 21:46Speaker 1: famous people started to observe this too.
- 21:49Speaker 2: Well that's true, but that's when really things started heating
- 21:53Speaker 2: up was when Parsons himself. We remember he was a
- 21:55Speaker 2: clerk at the most Holy Church of the Separate Without
- 22:02Speaker 2: with you Newgate, that's the one. And he had some connects.
- 22:06Speaker 2: One of these was a guy by the name of
- 22:09Speaker 2: John Moore who was an assistant preacher at Saint Sepulchers
- 22:14Speaker 2: without Newgate as without Newgate, and he was also the
- 22:16Speaker 2: rector at a place called Saint Bartholomew the Great, which
- 22:19Speaker 2: was over in West Smithfield. And he, I don't know,
- 22:23Speaker 2: for lack of a better term, was like an exorcist, right.
- 22:25Speaker 2: He was coming in there because there was also talk
- 22:28Speaker 2: that young Elizabeth, the daughter of the landlord, mister Parsons,
- 22:35Speaker 2: was possibly.
- 22:37Speaker 1: Possessed, right, because the thing that we would refer to
- 22:42Speaker 1: as a poultry geist today seem to be closely associated
- 22:47Speaker 1: with her, with Elizabeth Parsons specifically. Interesting, yeah, right, And
- 22:54Speaker 1: one of the things that Parsons really wanted more to
- 22:57Speaker 1: help him do was to be a subject matter expert
- 23:01Speaker 1: and establish first that there have been reports of Fanny's
- 23:06Speaker 1: sister Elizabeth appearing in ghostly form as Fanny was laying
- 23:11Speaker 1: in her deathbed. And then they said, okay, well, the
- 23:16Speaker 1: spirit that's haunting the Parsons house now, and particularly Elizabeth Parsons,
- 23:20Speaker 1: must be the spirit of Fanny herself. Hence scratching Fanny.
- 23:24Speaker 1: This didn't sound too out of the ordinary, impossible back
- 23:29Speaker 1: then in England, because there was a widespread belief in
- 23:32Speaker 1: ghost you know, Shakespeare's been around their ghost of plenty,
- 23:36Speaker 1: and the literature and the folklore of the time.
- 23:39Speaker 2: Well, I certainly think folks who are a lot more
- 23:41Speaker 2: willing to accept the stuff without any proof, imaginations running
- 23:45Speaker 2: wild like they do. And also just the kind of
- 23:48Speaker 2: zealous religious nature of the time, and the fact that
- 23:51Speaker 2: a member of the clergy would take this issue that
- 23:54Speaker 2: seriously speaks to the mindset I think the public. Right.
- 23:58Speaker 1: Yeah, And here's the other part. They did see themselves
- 24:02Speaker 1: as rational investigators, because you see, they devised a method
- 24:08Speaker 1: of attempting to communicate with the ghost, transforming back from
- 24:15Speaker 1: scratchings to knocks, right, And they said, maybe we can
- 24:21Speaker 1: speak with this ghost through a very simple system, and
- 24:25Speaker 1: we can make sure it can hear us and respond
- 24:28Speaker 1: to us with these sounds it's making. And we'll set
- 24:33Speaker 1: up a system and we'll explain it aloud to the
- 24:35Speaker 1: ghost or the entity, so that the ghost then knows
- 24:38Speaker 1: the rules of interaction, and we'll keep it simple, so
- 24:41Speaker 1: no Morse code, nothing like that. Morse code wasn't around
- 24:44Speaker 1: by that time.
- 24:45Speaker 2: What's the system?
- 24:46Speaker 3: Then?
- 24:46Speaker 1: Well, if there's a question where the answer is yes,
- 24:51Speaker 1: you have one knock, there's an answer with the question
- 24:55Speaker 1: is no, you have two knocks. But here's my question, like,
- 25:00Speaker 1: what's the space between two knocks and right? And does
- 25:04Speaker 1: it all get all gummed up when you ask things
- 25:06Speaker 1: that aren't yes or no questions? You know what I mean?
- 25:10Speaker 2: That was a collap I think for the rest of
- 25:12Speaker 2: the podcast, Ben, I would like to communicate back with
- 25:15Speaker 2: you only with knocks, only with yes or no responses.
- 25:18Speaker 2: Is that okay? So what was the line of questioning?
- 25:23Speaker 1: Ben?
- 25:23Speaker 2: That the that the the exor system? I call him that?
- 25:27Speaker 2: How did he start grilling the ghost?
- 25:29Speaker 1: It's interesting because we have the we have the questions,
- 25:34Speaker 1: and we're fairly certain that we have the actual exact
- 25:38Speaker 1: questions because we found them in a couple of different sources.
- 25:42Speaker 1: I found them in a book called The Cocklayin and
- 25:44Speaker 1: Ghosts by a guy named Paul Chambers, and I think
- 25:46Speaker 1: they've been printed out in another couple of places. But
- 25:49Speaker 1: we're we're fairly certain these are the actual questions. Let's see,
- 25:54Speaker 1: do you want to be the priest? Or do you
- 25:55Speaker 1: want to be the ghost dealer's choice, Ben, Dealer's choice,
- 26:00Speaker 1: his choice, all right, I think you would be great
- 26:03Speaker 1: for the character of the priest.
- 26:05Speaker 2: Ben. Thank you. First of all, I want to preface
- 26:07Speaker 2: by saying that these are some pretty leading questions for
- 26:11Speaker 2: this ghost, but just the same we're going to present
- 26:14Speaker 2: them here without comment.
- 26:16Speaker 1: Casey, can we get some tense music?
- 26:24Speaker 3: Are you the wife of mister Kent? Did you die naturally?
- 26:34Speaker 3: Was that two or three knocks?
- 26:38Speaker 2: Okay? Then by poison?
- 26:42Speaker 1: Imagine a pregnant pause here, did.
- 26:47Speaker 2: Any person other than mister Kent administer it? And then
- 26:53Speaker 2: at this point somebody in the audience shouts.
- 26:56Speaker 1: Has to ask the ghost if you shall be hanged?
- 27:00Speaker 2: And the question was asked and the ghost responded lustly.
- 27:07Speaker 1: Yikes, I know, yeah, trial by ghost to maybe maybe
- 27:13Speaker 1: by ghost. So this is a to some people, to
- 27:19Speaker 1: the more religiously minded, this is a damning smoking gun
- 27:25Speaker 1: for mister William Kent, because.
- 27:28Speaker 2: There's already that hubbub around town about why would she
- 27:31Speaker 2: have left him all of her possessions when she had
- 27:34Speaker 2: no falling out with her living family?
- 27:36Speaker 1: Right, So as as this ghost quote unquote ghost is
- 27:42Speaker 1: answering further questions, people decide that she had not died
- 27:46Speaker 1: from smallpox, but rather specifically from arsenic poisoning, and according
- 27:52Speaker 1: to their theory, the arsenic had been given to Fanny
- 27:55Speaker 1: by Kent himself two hours before she died, and now
- 28:00Speaker 1: again allegedly her spirit had returned for vengeance.
- 28:10Speaker 2: And this experiment was repeated several additional times. On January fifth,
- 28:15Speaker 2: a guy, reverend by the name of Thomas Broughton, came
- 28:19Speaker 2: to the house and checked out the hauntings. And we
- 28:23Speaker 2: start seeing this popping up in the papers, and them
- 28:26Speaker 2: they kind of this guy's being kind of tried in
- 28:29Speaker 2: the court of public opinion, because public opinion leans pretty
- 28:32Speaker 2: heavily on the word of ghosts.
- 28:33Speaker 1: Apparently right, the public ledgers started publishing regular accounts of
- 28:39Speaker 1: the Cockling ghost phenomenon, and more and more people would
- 28:43Speaker 1: read the paper and say, you know that William Kent
- 28:46Speaker 1: is a murderer. And Kent vowed to clear his name.
- 28:50Speaker 1: So he brought in two of the doctors who had
- 28:55Speaker 1: taken care of Fanny in her last days, along with
- 28:58Speaker 1: Reverend Broughton, and took them to cock Lane and said, okay,
- 29:02Speaker 1: let's do a seance. This seance did not go the
- 29:07Speaker 1: way that they thought it would. Started with a relative
- 29:12Speaker 1: of the Parson family, a lady named Mary Fraser, running
- 29:15Speaker 1: around the room shouting Fanny, Fanny, why don't you come,
- 29:18Speaker 1: do come, pray Fanny come. Nothing happened, according to Moritz,
- 29:23Speaker 1: because they were too noisy.
- 29:25Speaker 2: There's a pretty incredible article that I found that's from
- 29:28Speaker 2: the Derby Mercury, which was a paper of note, and
- 29:32Speaker 2: it's it's almost impossible to fully read because it really
- 29:36Speaker 2: is written in like almost Canterbury Tales type language.
- 29:40Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's a large font to where the lowercase
- 29:44Speaker 1: s's look like lowercase f's. This is the one from
- 29:47Speaker 1: January twenty first, one twenty second.
- 29:51Speaker 2: That's right. Priced it two pence and a halfpenny.
- 29:54Speaker 1: It's a steal. You just don't know who's getting robbed.
- 29:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 29:57Speaker 1: The Derby Mercury reported pretty intensively on this during the
- 30:02Speaker 1: time that it was happening. Are you wanna go for
- 30:05Speaker 1: some interpretations here?
- 30:06Speaker 2: Know, I was thinking you might be able to. I
- 30:08Speaker 2: was having a hard time. Let's see if we can
- 30:10Speaker 2: find a choice graph.
- 30:13Speaker 1: It begins with for some time past, a great knacking
- 30:16Speaker 1: having been heard in the night that the officiating parish
- 30:19Speaker 1: clerks of Saint Sepulchers in Cocklane near Smithfield, to the
- 30:22Speaker 1: great terror of the family, and all means used to
- 30:25Speaker 1: discover the meaning of it. Four gentlemen set up there
- 30:28Speaker 1: on Friday night, among whom was a clergyman who asked
- 30:31Speaker 1: various questions. Questions is capitalized.
- 30:34Speaker 2: I feel like we have to say it that way. Yeah,
- 30:36Speaker 2: And the has really thrown me for a loop. Can
- 30:38Speaker 2: can I give it a try? Yeah, give it a go.
- 30:40Speaker 2: On his asking if anyone had been mad dad, nothing answered,
- 30:43Speaker 2: But on his asking if anyone had been poisoned, it's
- 30:46Speaker 2: knocked six times. Various are the conjectures in the neighborhood
- 30:52Speaker 2: of this supposed specter, but the cause as yet has
- 30:56Speaker 2: not been discovered. My accent shifting. The report current in
- 30:59Speaker 2: the neighborhood is that a woman was some time ago
- 31:03Speaker 2: poisoned and buried at Saint John's clerking well.
- 31:07Speaker 1: And it goes on in detail, offering these question and
- 31:12Speaker 1: answer sessions across various days.
- 31:14Speaker 2: As proof.
- 31:16Speaker 1: There are some parts of the narrative where you see
- 31:21Speaker 1: investigators asking the ghost to identify how many people were
- 31:26Speaker 1: present in the room, and even asking to the ghost
- 31:29Speaker 1: to predict the future as well. So one of the
- 31:34Speaker 1: questions is how long would it be before William Kent
- 31:39Speaker 1: was executed? And they said three years.
- 31:42Speaker 2: Wow.
- 31:43Speaker 1: And the ability to see into the future is another
- 31:45Speaker 1: trait commonly associated with ghosts or those who dwell beyond
- 31:50Speaker 1: the veil.
- 31:50Speaker 2: Yes, but it's really kind of unconfirmable, isn't it. I mean,
- 31:54Speaker 2: I could he could have said thirty years, he could
- 31:56Speaker 2: have said two weeks, and.
- 32:01Speaker 1: We shall us. I mentioned at this time William Kent
- 32:03Speaker 1: is married. He has his third wife, not related to
- 32:08Speaker 1: his previous two. And as they were holding these seances,
- 32:15Speaker 1: the Lord Mayor of London becomes involved, and they also
- 32:19Speaker 1: start moving Elizabeth the young Elizabeth Elizabeth Parsons two different
- 32:24Speaker 1: houses to conduct seances because they say the ghost is
- 32:29Speaker 1: somehow associated with her.
- 32:30Speaker 2: Huh huh interesting phua thunket.
- 32:33Speaker 1: And also, there's just no way we can get through
- 32:37Speaker 1: cock Lane the crowds are too pressing, so we have
- 32:41Speaker 1: to try somewhere else.
- 32:42Speaker 2: Will you do some like pop up seances? Ywhere?
- 32:45Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 32:45Speaker 2: Yeah, London Town.
- 32:47Speaker 1: So shall we get to the twist if you haven't
- 32:48Speaker 1: already predicted it, here's another twist?
- 32:51Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just let's go for it.
- 32:53Speaker 1: They keep having seances, and more and more notable people come.
- 32:59Speaker 1: One seance in way of seventeen sixty two, a doctor
- 33:02Speaker 1: Samuel Johnson is allowed to visit the seance. And what
- 33:07Speaker 1: did they find there?
- 33:07Speaker 2: No, Well, and you may recall earlier that there was
- 33:10Speaker 2: some talk of the ghost being kind of emanating or
- 33:14Speaker 2: being associated with Elizabeth Parsons. Well, yeah, it turns out
- 33:18Speaker 2: she'd been hiding some woodblocks up her skirt and banging
- 33:22Speaker 2: them together, making those knocks.
- 33:25Speaker 1: Yeah, she had hidden the wood in her clothes, and
- 33:29Speaker 1: following a trial like she was busted, busted, they found
- 33:33Speaker 1: the little pieces of wood, and it explained all the
- 33:37Speaker 1: past imperfections of seances where they said, oh, we have
- 33:41Speaker 1: to do it with the lights low, or we can't.
- 33:44Speaker 1: The knocking stops if you look under the table where
- 33:48Speaker 1: the kid's legs are. So Elizabeth Parsons comes clean. She
- 33:52Speaker 1: says she's doing this because her dad made her.
- 33:55Speaker 2: That's right, the dad, the drunk who had apparently drunk
- 34:01Speaker 2: his one guinea a month interest payments away after he
- 34:06Speaker 2: tried to extort Kent. See, I don't think Kent comes
- 34:09Speaker 2: off as a bully in this story I think Parsons
- 34:11Speaker 2: comes off as more of the bully here. Kent's just
- 34:14Speaker 2: trying to apply his trade. Man, He's not forcing anybody
- 34:17Speaker 2: to take the loan, He's just offering it, you know.
- 34:19Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe that makes me sound like a
- 34:20Speaker 2: bad guy, but that's how I feel. So, yeah, it
- 34:23Speaker 2: was all in revenge of like him bringing legal action
- 34:27Speaker 2: against this guy. And you know, if you could accuse
- 34:29Speaker 2: Kent of being anything, it was cheap because a guinea
- 34:34Speaker 2: isn't a lot, I don't believe. And we talked about
- 34:36Speaker 2: these being usurists' rates because you know, it almost sounds
- 34:39Speaker 2: like I think it was a twelve guinea loan and
- 34:42Speaker 2: he was supposed to pay back that one guinea a month.
- 34:44Speaker 1: Yep, and didn't get to go didn't go to court
- 34:47Speaker 1: until it was down to three guinea a month or
- 34:49Speaker 1: three guinea total.
- 34:51Speaker 2: Yes, And I think that Kent took him to court
- 34:55Speaker 2: even though it wasn't even that much money, was more
- 34:57Speaker 2: for the principle of the thing as far as he
- 34:59Speaker 2: was concerned. I think in what I'm getting at is
- 35:01Speaker 2: that clearly the villain here is not Kent, despite you know,
- 35:05Speaker 2: maybe maybe it's not cool that he married his uh
- 35:08Speaker 2: or semi married his dead wife's sister. But I don't know.
- 35:13Speaker 2: She was there for him, she helped him raise the child.
- 35:16Speaker 2: They shared a tragedy together, you know, when this child died.
- 35:21Speaker 2: That seems fine to me. So, yeah, it's very difficult.
- 35:24Speaker 1: I would say, unfair to ascribe those personal motives if
- 35:28Speaker 1: we don't really.
- 35:29Speaker 2: Know this story.
- 35:30Speaker 1: So I would I would say from their behavior, it
- 35:33Speaker 1: seems like as a couple they were on the up
- 35:35Speaker 1: and up, despite the fact that society didn't approve of them. Ultimately,
- 35:39Speaker 1: society does side with mister Kent at least because Parsons
- 35:44Speaker 1: goes to trial and he is sentenced to two years
- 35:46Speaker 1: in jail.
- 35:47Speaker 2: Yeah, and he even has a co conspirator, which I
- 35:49Speaker 2: believe was his his maid, Mary Fraser mayor Mary Fraser,
- 35:54Speaker 2: not to be confused with friends. And there's a lot
- 35:56Speaker 2: of a lot of characters and names in this story.
- 35:58Speaker 2: It's it's a little bit of a tricky woman. This
- 36:00Speaker 2: is good. She gets six months hard labor, which is
- 36:04Speaker 2: no good. What happened to the daughter though she was
- 36:06Speaker 2: because she was a minor, she didn't get anything. You
- 36:08Speaker 2: don't hear about anything happening to her but it seems
- 36:10Speaker 2: like she was the one perpetrating the ruse. Maybe it
- 36:13Speaker 2: was just because he was contributing to her delinquency. But
- 36:15Speaker 2: she was like twenty years old. I believe she was
- 36:17Speaker 2: of age.
- 36:18Speaker 1: She had grown by that time, but it was probably
- 36:21Speaker 1: still thought to be a hapless pawn. Yeah, that's straying
- 36:25Speaker 1: the wishes of her parents and additionally Parsons who said
- 36:30Speaker 1: he was innocent by the way the whole time and
- 36:32Speaker 1: never confessed was pilloried. A pillary for anyone who you
- 36:37Speaker 1: kind of recall the term but you don't know exactly
- 36:39Speaker 1: what it is. A pillary is when people are putting
- 36:42Speaker 1: those weird stocks that hold them at their neck and
- 36:44Speaker 1: their wrists. It's a form of public humiliation.
- 36:48Speaker 2: Does not sound like fun. Yeah they dude at the
- 36:50Speaker 2: Renaissance fair though here in Atlanta.
- 36:53Speaker 1: Yes, But in contrast to the way the crowds would
- 36:56Speaker 1: treat other criminals in the pillary, people didn't throw rotten
- 37:00Speaker 1: fruit and meat at him. They actually took the opportunity
- 37:04Speaker 1: to walk around and collect money for.
- 37:06Speaker 2: Him for his cause.
- 37:08Speaker 1: Interesting because no matter what he had done, he still
- 37:11Speaker 1: hadn't married the sister of his dead wife.
- 37:14Speaker 2: Wow man full circle so it really is more of
- 37:16Speaker 2: a puritanical judgment at the end of the day.
- 37:19Speaker 1: A little, a little bit more, and there's much more
- 37:23Speaker 1: to the story regarding the cultural context of the time,
- 37:27Speaker 1: the religious controversy between Methodists and Orthodox Anglicans, but that
- 37:34Speaker 1: may be a tale for another day. We hope you
- 37:38Speaker 1: enjoy the story of this early spiritual investigation skepticism versus
- 37:44Speaker 1: spirituality versus scandal. But this is far from the only
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- 37:53Speaker 2: Yeah, he said, we're gonna really lean into some ghost
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