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MIA AND BARBIE - LADIES OF LEISURE IN THE LIVING ROOM · CALL ME MISTRESS

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  Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's
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  Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
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  and today I bring you Barbie. Hi.
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  Today we're doing Ladies of Leisure.
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  Isn't that fun? We're sitting in the living room
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  and we're talking leisurely. We're going to talk about love,
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  lust, sex, BDSM, and all of the above on the.
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  Couch on the couch. So let's get down to it, shall
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  we? So, Barbara, you were at our
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  last party. I was.
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  Tell us what happened at this. Party.
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  The Pirates one right? Yes, the Pirates one.
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  Honestly the party was like really fun.
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  I had my friends come and they were able to bring their fiance,
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  who's like really vanilla. So it was their first time
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  coming anything. And he was super open to
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  learning stuff. And we got to do a little scene
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  where I taught him how to use everything.
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  And it was like, honestly, like really cute because he like was
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  really bad at it. So like I was like giving him
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  little pointers. There's like a a lot going on, a
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  lot of orgies. There's a fire show set a girl
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  on fire. That was pretty fun.
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  Yeah. What else happened?
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  A. Little sleepy There was a lot of
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  happening. What's going on?
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  So you know, I know you've been to a lot of different parties.
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  So we went to the Pirate Party, the party before that, and it's
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  like they all blend in. But it we had the Luau party and
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  we did different ones. But it was.
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  Fun we. Were matching outfits with my
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  friend. We were little bunnies.
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  Don't know why but it. Was cute right now.
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  I mean, you know, you sell artwork, you know, you do henna,
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  you do a lot of different things.
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  Do I have too many jobs and none of them are real?
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  But. But but you said to me now I'm
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  officially a dominatrix now. Yeah, right.
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  I've all the job your parents don't want you to have, you
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  know, artists, dominatrix tattoo artists.
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  That's random. Things right, Drag Queens might
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  as well. Yeah, you do drag shows too.
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  I do. That's super fun hosting like my
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  own events. Now I feel like I'm making it,
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  you know? You were totally making it
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  because you were a total hit this last, this last venture
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  that you did. I saw videos.
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  That was super fun. Our turn out was so much bigger
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  than we thought it was, especially because like me and
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  the girls were doing it with our little group.
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  It's like kind of woman based drag.
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  Of course, like we accept everybody, but like we just kind
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  of wanted to highlight more like, you know, girl performers
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  and we didn't really think many people would show up.
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  And we had like one of the biggest drag shows I think our
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  city had seen in a minute. And it was like the turn out was
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  crazy. And we were like, oh wait, we're
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  actually doing something really cool.
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  And so we're really excited to have like, more events and we
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  hope they get even bigger. You need to go bigger, go home,
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  because that's the thing, There's only so much to do here
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  in this town. It's going.
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  To be pretty big, everyone seems pretty excited about it.
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  We're doing like a freak show themed one.
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  We have someone doing a human pincushion.
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  They're gonna have needles on themselves.
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  Like we have like a bunch of like our performers are doing
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  like very like slutty burlesque numbers.
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  We have fire eating and all sorts of stuff going on.
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  We have vendors. And so it was really cool being
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  able to like book artists for like a show.
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  Cuz I'm like I I get booked and now I'm booking people.
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  When are you gonna do this? August 18th.
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  It's not a kink event or anything like that, but yeah,
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  we're doing it August 18th at the Handlebar in Pensacola.
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  So. All right, so the next thing is
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  how is it working in the dungeon?
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  Honestly, it's it's pretty fun. I was nervous going into it and
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  I remember like when I met Mia before I told her I was, I was.
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  You met me. Yeah, well, I'd met you a few
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  times, but when I met is Mia. Yeah.
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  When I had talked to you a few times before about it, but like
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  the like big conversation we had about me doing it, I remember I
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  was like, hey, there's a big chance I do this once and hate
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  it. And you were like, yeah, that's
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  valid. So because I was like, I didn't
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  know. You never know if you're going
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  to like doing something like that until you get in there and
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  do it. And I asked you like a million
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  questions. Like, I wanted to make sure I
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  was safe. And I wanted to make sure, like,
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  what do you want me to do? What are we expecting?
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  Because I was like, the last thing I need is to accidentally
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  be getting pimped out or anything like that.
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  But no, Mia is. Mia is a great boss.
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  She's very protective, very safe about everything.
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  So it ended up being really, like, good.
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  But, you know, you never know. Some people are crazy and.
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  They don't let you know I'm safe and good, right?
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  Safe and good. Good to know so Barbie approved
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  all right that's exciting. So I remember, you know, one of
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  the first parties you came to it was the 2nd party I think, but
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  you said, OK, well if we're going to do this, go ahead, I'm
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  going to see actual clients at the event and until.
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  It's my my first party was the Barbie party actually.
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  Oh that's right, I forgot about that 2.
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  Parties I vended Art. That's right, because I really
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  didn't know you at the Barbie party.
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  No, you didn't once. I was, but I we got in
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  communication sometime after that I think.
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  I can't remember if I messaged you on Fetlife or what it was
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  and it wasn't even about BDSM, I think it was about photos or
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  something. And then?
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  I think how I ended up getting in communication with you again
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  is I randomly sent you a flyer for some art event I was
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  vending. I don't know why I did that.
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  And then you're like, oh, do you want to sell art at my party?
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  And I was like, yes. And then I think I did that for
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  a party or two. And then I kind of was like, I
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  wanted to talk to you. But what I did was it was real
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  sneaky. Instead of going straight to
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  you, I was talking to everybody who was sitting around you at
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  the table. And I was going, yeah, I just,
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  like, really want to learn to Dom.
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  I just really need someone to, like, help me, like, learn.
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  And they're like, you should talk to me.
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  So by the time I talk to me, you had already heard about me like
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  four times in the night. I just like playing my little
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  cards. Oh my God, now I know the truth.
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  I just wanted to make sure to get safety blanket.
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  I wanted to hear good reviews before I got.
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  There. Wow, you little manipulator God
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  girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  I mean, it wasn't manipulating. I just didn't want to walk
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  straight up to you and say it. So I was hoping that it would
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  break the ice. That's.
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  Hilarious I just had people break the ice for.
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  Me all right so we jump in and we do a first session together
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  you you were actually confused because you were shocked.
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  You know this is what floors may and people are going to realize
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  this when they see you in photos.
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  Now, ultimately you were going to we're going to do this
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  episode and in future we're going to record it visually so
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  they can see your expression, the way you act, you're you're
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  just a goofy crazy girl. But the simple fact that you
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  have all this charisma and you were still perplexed why anyone
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  would be interested in paying you to do a session.
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  And I'm like you fucking dumbass, Like what?
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  You weird. I know that's what you said, I
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  feel. Very seductive.
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  I feel very, like you said goofy and then like guys were like I
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  want you so bad and I'm like, why?
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  I mean, this last party there was four people who said I want
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  to do a session with her. I want to do.
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  And I'm like, OK, well, you can go through me and we'll book
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  you. We'll just, we'll have to
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  coordinate with her and her. Schedule one come up to me and I
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  was like, yeah, you got to go talk to me about that.
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  I don't, I don't, I don't run it.
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  So, so the hottest guy at that first party that you actually
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  did the scene with me, I was like, hey, let's go into the
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  dungeon, lock the door and you're like.
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  OK, yeah, fuck it. And, you know, Ruby was outside
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  the door because she was like, well, what's going on?
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  I said, look where she's going to do her first scene.
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  We don't need a fucking audience.
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  You know, we don't want the stress.
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  He's not a voyeur. Exactly.
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  So we're going to do this just the three of us.
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  And you got the hottest guy that night at the party.
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  He was. And he is.
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  He is so fucking delicious. I mean, he's one of those guys
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  where it's like you don't even need whipped cream for anything
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  to lick on him. I mean.
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  God, it's been super fun. He sent me a picture of himself
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  in this new collar he bought, and I was like, yeah, I showed
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  me. I mean, he was like, I need that
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  photo. Please send me that picture.
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  You know, I mean, my husband's hot and someone always, I mean
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  he always gets hit on and I get it.
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  Because he's attractive his. Door.
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  They literally knocked on his door at the party and it's very
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  fun I heard. About that, I was like, Oh my.
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  God, yeah, I'd. Be mortified.
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  Oh God, I'm not that. Brave.
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  But you know what's so funny is he's so cavalier about it that
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  he's happy to to shut the door in in their face.
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  Oh yeah. You know he doesn't talk shit.
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  He doesn't though, That's The funny thing.
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  He has no clue. He's more interested in just
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  like the fact that he can fucking shut that door.
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  It's, it's hilarious. He's.
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  Like, cool, back up for me, yeah.
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  He's like this. This room is private.
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  It's off limits. Thank you.
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  Goodbye. I said that to somebody else.
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  Like I think I said it to you. I was like, if he wanted to
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  interact with us, he'd be at the parties.
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  I mean, he's upstairs during the parties.
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  That's it. He's not interested.
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  He's not interested. He has all the access in the
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  world that's. It and you know, the one time
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  that he came down years ago, we were serving a tropical punch
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  and it was spiked. He didn't know.
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  He did not know. He found out.
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  He he he found out and he kept coming down and he was like,
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  honey, you know, he's never drunk.
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  And that was The funny thing. When he's drunk, he's hilarious
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  even more so. And he's like, honey, that punch
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  is so good. He's like, what's in that punch?
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  It's like lemony and pink stuff. And, you know, he just, he was
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  going off on a trail, but he ended up seeing his boss at that
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  party and she was trying to block her face and she was like.
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  Yeah, and she doesn't know that he he lives.
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  There no had no idea. Super funny though.
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  Isn't hilarious because she probably.
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  Thinks he's just an attendee. Little yes, his wife is the one.
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  Running. Yeah, yes.
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  And then he confronted her. He's like, hey.
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  And she's like he's. Drunk.
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  Yes. And she's like, no, yeah, can't,
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  no, you, you can't tell people I'm here.
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  He's like, oh, babe, I live here.
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  Yeah. Yeah, he's like, don't worry,
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  it's my house, it's okay. She's shocked.
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  She was totally. Shocked.
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  I mean, that's the bet that made her feel so much better.
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  Though Oh, it did. Because like, it's not like he's
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  just there. It's like, oh, he's like married
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  to the host. Yeah, yeah.
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  It's it's quite funny. So back to you and me.
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  We're in the dungeon. You are with the hottest guy at
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  the party. Hell yeah.
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  Hell yeah. See, Good.
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  Now you can finally say it. And I was talking you through
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  it. I was like, you can do this.
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  You are the fucking shit. You're, you know.
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  I locked it. I locked it.
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  You did I? I'm pretty goofy, but Mia can
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  attest that like when I get in there, I like, I calm down.
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  Like, I'm not a goofy. If they're blindfolded, I'll
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  still be a little goofy because I don't have to pretend to be
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  sexy. The funniest part was you said
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  at the very beginning, do I need to set my timer?
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  I didn't know how it worked. Yes.
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  And I was like, look, Barbie, we're not setting the timer for
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  this at all. Some of these guys.
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  Have you seen him? I'll be.
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  Checking the clock, I'm like, oh God, how much longer?
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  Abby's here. She's shaking her head yes.
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  I'm not kidding. I'll have my phones by me.
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  I'll be tapping that screen with OK.
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  Five more minutes, yes, five more.
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  You look at me and you're like, how much longer?
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  And you know, we've had those, we've had those scenes.
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  We're going to talk about those soon.
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  But I will say so that first session with a guy who wants to
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  be your sub just for recreational purposes, he you
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  put him up on on the wall and you cuffed them to the wall, you
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  collared them, you're pressing up against them, you're doing
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  all sorts of kink shit with them.
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  You're using the vampire gloves on them.
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  Love to. Those I'm so glad you found.
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  Them. Oh, I did.
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  I found them. We're gonna call.
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  Them. I call them the Kitty cat.
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  Gloves. We're gonna call them the Barbie
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  Barbie Cat Gloves now. I call them the Kitty cat gloves
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  because I don't I'm uneducated. They look like Kitty cats.
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  They do. They do.
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  I'll call. It that and people are like,
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  what are you talking about? I'm like, if you don't know, you
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  don't know my Kitty cat Glow. So we're doing this scene and at
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  some point after we take him off the wall, he's still
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  blindfolded. He likes to do breath play.
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  We put him on the big slave box and I always tell people slave
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  box is kind of like 4 feet off the ground.
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  I wouldn't. Maybe not four, but like
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  definitely at least three and some chains.
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  Yeah, because you have to climb up on it.
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  Yeah, it definitely takes. I feel like four would come like
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  pretty high up on me. I'm only 5-6.
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  Yeah, that's true. That's true.
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  At least three. You definitely have to like get
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  a little running start to get up there.
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  Running or if not a stool. Actually, in the heels I was
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  wearing the other night, I just sat down.
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  Oh fuck. Oh yeah, I guess you did.
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  Didn't you? It was an 8 inch stripper heel.
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  Oh my. God, latex all the way up to the
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  thighs everyone loved. It and you were here from 5:00
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  wearing those till almost it was 4:30 in the morning.
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  I'm I'm surprised I was able to wear them that.
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  Long That was insane, I. Think I abandoned them like like
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  round probably 2:00 AM just because I I think I also changed
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  out of my outfit so it was just too hot.
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  So you know, you have this long, gorgeous blonde hair.
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  You do. And so totally natural.
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  And you hop up on that box, you're straddling him.
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  He's laying there helpless. He's cuffed down and you go to
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  fling your hair and it gets caught.
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  Yeah, just to get it out of my face out of like habit.
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  I like flip my hair and it gets Mia has this stupid fucking like
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  pan hook on top of the and she only has it because it looks
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  cool. It serves no purpose.
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  The lights on it don't even work and so.
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  Am I scary though? There immediately catches on
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  every singular hook. And I have a lot of hair.
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  It's not even just like long hair.
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  It's long, thick, messy hair. And so I'm covered in Lube from
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  my elbows to my fingertips trying to like whack my hair
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  down. And Oh my gosh, it was.
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  So I think we've talked about it on the podcast last time I was
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  here. Too.
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  I'd love to talk about it because it's fucking.
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  Hilarious trying me as suffocating the poor dude trying
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  not to laugh and I'm sitting here like trying to free myself
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  because we're in the middle of a scene.
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  It was it was a little it was a little ridiculous.
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  I think next time me and him did a scene in there, we took it
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  down and we put. It in the corner.
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  You did. You did.
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  I'm not getting caught up in that thing.
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  I think it's great though. No it I guess it looks cool.
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  I'm just a hater. I know it pulled my hair now I
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  hate it. It's usually the opposite of how
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  that goes. You know, it's just Bree had
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  made that for me years ago. I like Bree.
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  Right. OK.
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  And so, you know, she was really creative and when she did it and
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  I was just like, God, I really like this because you can, you
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  know, switch out the lights on it.
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  But to me it looks scary. And people are always like, what
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  is that, you know? I think you should hang it over
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  the door like a bad old. But I like the fear factor.
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  I like to scare people. So someone had written me the
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  other day and I was telling you about this.
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  They attend the parties and he's like, you know, this would be a
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  good topic and talking about what it's like being a
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  professional dominatrix. And you know, you're just
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  starting off, but you've started to see there's some really fun
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  scenes and there's some really not so fun scenes.
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  So do you want to tell us about the not so fun scene that you
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  and I did couple weeks ago that? Was, it was like, I think a week
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  and a half ago and I, Mia had told me, 'cause I have been
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  pretty busy. Mia was like, oh, we have a
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  scene today. And I was excited and I was
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  like, yay. And then like before she, before
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  I left, she was like, do you have a friend who will like, who
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  wants to like watch like they'll make money too.
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  And so I immediately, like, call my friend because I was going to
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  hang out with her after anyways. I'm like, hey, do you just want
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  to like, come with me? And she was like, fuck it, Like,
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  why not? And mind you, like this friend,
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  she knows I do this. But she's not like, like a
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  dominatrix by any means. Like, she shows up in a little
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  tomboy outfit. She's probably, what, 5 feet
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  tall maybe? She's adorable.
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  She's so cute. I love her.
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  And we call her friend. That's her name in the little
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  scene because she didn't want to use her real name.
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  And the guy shows up and I was like, OK, And I find out, like
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  when I get there, Mia's like, yeah, he's into like, asshole
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  stretching. And I was like, OK.
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  It's anal stretching, but you're like fuck no, it's a fucking
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  asshole. But I was like, great, the one
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  time my friend is gonna be in the room with me while I'm doing
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  this, she's gonna have to watch me like stretch this like guy's
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  ass open. And I'm like, fuck, I'm getting
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  a little, I'm getting a little embarrassed.
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  So we set him up on this like, like what's it called the the
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  spanking binge or the horsey or whatever.
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  And he bends over and he just, he really wants to put on a
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  show. And it was honestly funny, but
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  then like it just got so gross so quick.
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  Guys, if you're going to if you're going to get anything in
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  your ass, please clean yourself douche.
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  Like an in almost $2.00 like at Walmart.
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  I'm begging you. Like it got so gross so bad
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  fast. It was like, honestly I'm
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  surprised we all were able to stay in the room like.
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  You know, I tell people all the time, if you're going to do ask,
• 18:29
  play at least fast, at least six hours before they were.
• 18:32
  Like, Oh yeah, no, I did that. No, you didn't.
• 18:34
  I can see your lunch, unfortunately.
• 18:37
  Yeah, and it it needs to be at least six hours.
• 18:40
  And as far as how he was going, like you said it was.
• 18:44
  It was so. Much it was a fountain.
• 18:46
  He probably had. He probably could have gone to
• 18:48
  the bathroom. Before we oh 100%.
• 18:51
  But we used a speculum on him which is like something they use
• 18:54
  for pap smears and we like cranked it open and it just at
• 19:00
  first nothing happened. You should see her face.
• 19:05
  No, I, I feel like I'm talking about like stories from when I
• 19:07
  was a Nam or something, but you're got Abby rolling on.
• 19:14
  This one, it's so true. My friend was sitting behind him
• 19:18
  because he wants people to watch but we blindfolded him.
• 19:21
  So what I did was when we had the speculum, I'm blocking his
• 19:26
  asshole so my poor friend doesn't have to see and he
• 19:28
  doesn't know that. So he's going, hey friend, you
• 19:30
  like the view? And she's going, yeah, she can't
• 19:34
  see a thing and so he can't feel it.
• 19:36
  But I take a tissue and I just. And he's sweaty, obviously.
• 19:39
  So I stick it to his butt and it's covering his asshole and I
• 19:42
  just leave him there with the speculum.
• 19:44
  So he thinks we're all just sitting there looking at his
• 19:45
  asshole and we're not. We're all across the room like
• 19:48
  plugging her nose and like he's like y'all like the show and
• 19:52
  we're like, Yep, whole time it's covered.
• 19:54
  It was very funny, but and then like it was like when I went
• 19:58
  back, it so much had just come out of him that I literally was
• 20:03
  like silently gagging. And I like Mia brought out
• 20:07
  somebody spraying and she was like, this is a aerosol Lube.
• 20:11
  Like we're just lying to the dude at this point.
• 20:13
  Mia was nicer than me when I was like cleaning stuff up.
• 20:16
  I was going to leave the paper towels out so he can see the
• 20:18
  mess he made, but Mia was nice. Me, I came and picked it all up
• 20:20
  so he didn't have to see it. We went through a lot of gloves
• 20:26
  and a lot of paper towels. I think it took about seven
• 20:28
  years off my life so. That's that's one of the worst
• 20:37
  scenes, actually. Yeah, I'd say it's the worst one
• 20:41
  and I usually race rate worst by grossest, so it is the worst one
• 20:46
  for me. God.
• 20:48
  All right. So we've had a couple of others
• 20:50
  that have been interesting. Yeah.
• 20:52
  So we always have this guy. I always call him the Night
• 20:55
  Stalker. Oh.
• 20:56
  God, Mia texted me and I was like the Night Stalker wants to
• 20:59
  see us and I said oh God is he going to shower this time?
• 21:04
  He looks like the son of Richard Ramirez.
• 21:07
  He's young. He's probably like what, 5-4?
• 21:09
  We could take him out if. We need to.
• 21:10
  We could take him out so easy. Yeah.
• 21:13
  He was just, I don't know, Mia hyped it up before he showed up.
• 21:16
  The first time we did him, she was like, I'm not, I'm not sure
• 21:19
  about this guy. He's been texting me nine
• 21:21
  months. He's never showed up.
• 21:23
  He could be a freak. And I'm sitting here getting
• 21:25
  nervous because I'm already nervous of every man that walks
• 21:28
  in because I don't know these men.
• 21:29
  And Mia's over here hyping me up.
• 21:31
  So now I'm on like, like I'm on like pins and needles.
• 21:34
  I'm like, oh God, what? Who's coming over?
• 21:37
  And then like halfway through the scene, Mia's across the
• 21:40
  room. She's just letting me handle it.
• 21:42
  He unhooks himself. And because I'm already so
• 21:45
  freaked out, it just freaked me out.
• 21:47
  Mia, he's free. Because I just couldn't handle
• 21:49
  it. I was so scared.
• 21:53
  And he, he freed himself and turned around and started trying
• 21:56
  to walk towards me. And it just freaked me out
• 21:59
  because Mia just had hyped me up so much.
• 22:01
  This man could have done anything and it would have
• 22:03
  scared me. And I was.
• 22:06
  Trying to be like, on like Edge because she was like, he could
• 22:08
  be a freak. And I'm like, Oh my God.
• 22:12
  Let's let's specify, let's back up to this, OK?
• 22:16
  So a lot of people don't understand that when we get
• 22:19
  people that come in and they want to come in and they'll say,
• 22:22
  yeah, you know, they work the double shift or they work, you
• 22:24
  know, 3:00 to 11:00, they work that second shift, you know, so
• 22:27
  we get a lot of these guys in at 11/12, 1:00 in the morning.
• 22:32
  So either they're just coming off work, they haven't bathed or
• 22:36
  they're clean or they've been out.
• 22:37
  Yeah. Like, like he smelled of beer
• 22:39
  and cigarettes and sweat and beo, but he was cute.
• 22:43
  You know, he wanted to hold hands and he was a little a
• 22:46
  little inebriated. I was just glad that we kept him
• 22:50
  around longer. So he was like completely sober
• 22:52
  at the time he left. But but people don't realize
• 22:57
  that we're the ones who run the risk with everything, you know,
• 23:01
  because we never know. They know of us.
• 23:04
  They know that we have the podcast and the website and
• 23:06
  everything. And yet they think that sending
• 23:10
  me a picture of their Dick like is going to accomplish
• 23:13
  something. Show that.
• 23:14
  To the cops if you decide to like Rob.
• 23:16
  Us. Yeah.
• 23:16
  What do? You have a Do you have a
• 23:18
  description? No.
• 23:19
  Leave a picture of his peanuts. I delete that shit like come on
• 23:25
  dude, I. Had I get a lot of guys who like
• 23:27
  send me like unsolicited Dick pictures and I'm like, I don't
• 23:31
  care how pretty your Dick is, if I have to put a paper bag over
• 23:33
  your head, I'm not doing it. Right, like like this guy, I
• 23:36
  don't even think we saw his Dick that night.
• 23:38
  I mean, he was wearing his little underwear, you know, I.
• 23:42
  Saw it, scared me. I didn't see it.
• 23:45
  That shit had sonar. I've never seen a penis move
• 23:49
  like that. Abby is dying nothing.
• 23:53
  Was looking around for me. It freaked me out it.
• 23:58
  Was the head going I. Was scared, I felt like it was
• 24:07
  going to start speaking Latin or something.
• 24:12
  Domino's. About to cast a spell on it and
• 24:18
  he freed himself and the Dick was free too and I was scared
• 24:21
  that was going to get me. Yeah, that shit was so funny.
• 24:25
  Like so, the key is always to put the cuffs on good and tight.
• 24:29
  But no, he just, he was small enough that he he was.
• 24:32
  Small enough, Yes. But here's the thing, usually
• 24:35
  when you like, obviously the restraints we put these guys in,
• 24:38
  yes, they're not like, I don't want to say actual restraints.
• 24:41
  We they're not police issued, put it that way.
• 24:44
  You can get out of it if you need.
• 24:45
  We didn't put handcuffs. On them.
• 24:47
  Most people don't want to and so I wasn't expecting that.
• 24:52
  I had a guy break the handcuffs the other night though.
• 24:55
  Not the handcuffs, the the big leather.
• 24:56
  Ones yes, Abby is fixing those as we speak.
• 24:59
  That was one of my favorite scenes that we're talking about
• 25:02
  opposites. Oh, OK, we'll get to that.
• 25:05
  But ultimately with him, he was fucking hilarious because he was
• 25:10
  so sweet. And yet.
• 25:13
  So scary. So scary and like.
• 25:16
  He just keep going. I'm gonna get you to Mia.
• 25:18
  What the fuck are we? Doing He's like, Mistress, don't
• 25:23
  you wanna kiss me? I'm like, no, no, we don't do
• 25:24
  that. We don't do that.
• 25:25
  Hands now. You go, I'm gonna get you.
• 25:28
  I held his hands and I hugged him and it was very sweet to
• 25:31
  him. He needed a therapist.
• 25:33
  I think he needed a lot of fucking therapy.
• 25:36
  Sometimes guys come in and I'm just go like, bitch, go to
• 25:38
  therapy dude. God bless.
• 25:41
  SO, you know, we have cameras in there, you know, and we do this
• 25:48
  for the reason of, hey, if you're doing a scene, I at least
• 25:50
  want to be able to check on you, you know.
• 25:55
  So at this point in time, obviously I was with you, but
• 26:02
  there was a gentleman that came a couple years ago.
• 26:05
  You had not met him. He only came one time, but he
• 26:08
  was a little intimidating because again, it's tall, big
• 26:10
  guy, blah, blah, blah. But he wanted, he wanted the one
• 26:15
  girl that I was working with to change into shorts.
• 26:19
  And I'm like, look, we're not doing a wardrobe change, OK?
• 26:23
  She was wearing latex pants, you know, regular black latex pants
• 26:28
  with APVC outfit, T-shirt on. That kind of it was all regular
• 26:32
  BDSM stuff. And I'm like, look, she's not
• 26:35
  getting BDSM, sure. I mean BDSM.
• 26:37
  She's not getting into booty shorts.
• 26:41
  He just wanted a look. He just wanted a look, and I
• 26:43
  think he wanted a man look because he specifically asked
• 26:47
  for her. She had a little more like
• 26:49
  masculine qualities, but he wanted her to wear a strap on
• 26:55
  and then he wanted her to put the biggest strap on, the
• 26:58
  biggest Dick on the strap on. Yeah.
• 27:00
  But they can never. Take it, though.
• 27:02
  Yeah, he didn't want to take it. He wanted to look at it and he
• 27:06
  wanted to play with it, but it was almost like he was too
• 27:10
  homophobic to do anything with it.
• 27:14
  Yeah, it was the weirdest scene ever.
• 27:16
  The, the one guy that we were talking about, the sexy guy,
• 27:19
  he's kind of like that where he like wants to get pegged and all
• 27:23
  that stuff, but he like does not want to get pegged with a Dick
• 27:26
  that looks like a Dick. You're taking something in your
• 27:28
  ass. Get over yourself like.
• 27:29
  Ryan. I'm like, I'm not trying to be
• 27:31
  mean, no, but like at a certain point, like your take, I'm
• 27:35
  fucking you in the ass. Let's do something that looks
• 27:38
  like a Dick, man, right. It's not that big a deal.
• 27:41
  You're not even looking at it. I am.
• 27:43
  This is for me. If it's not going to be phallic
• 27:46
  or it's, you know, circular, what do you want?
• 27:48
  Something square, square peg in a round hole?
• 27:50
  Come on, let. Me go get a car iron, I guess
• 27:52
  like what do you want me to do? Crowbar maybe no, but I I I'll
• 27:59
  never understand that and maybe because like I myself, I'm
• 28:02
  bisexual so I don't get it Yeah, but like I'll never understand
• 28:05
  like the the eye patch guy we had he wanted to be a cock
• 28:09
  sucking whore, but guy on guy was gross.
• 28:13
  He wanted to pretend to be a girl sucking a Dick, which I'm
• 28:16
  like, I guess, but like, you're still a guy who's going to be
• 28:20
  sucking that Dick. You're still going to be a guy
• 28:22
  on guy interaction. What are you talking about?
• 28:24
  Because he didn't want to dress up.
• 28:26
  If you remember, you don't. Have to dress up.
• 28:27
  You already have long hair, babe.
• 28:29
  Take the ponytail out. Yeah.
• 28:33
  I thought he was bald. Maybe he was bald and had a
• 28:36
  ponytail. Yeah, he had a ponytail for
• 28:38
  sure. Maybe he was an odd, odd man.
• 28:42
  No, thank God. No.
• 28:45
  Yeah, it was one of those. It was like.
• 28:47
  That was my first official official scene because my the
• 28:51
  scene I did with the sexy guy at the party was like official, but
• 28:55
  kind of also not like it wasn't your usual protocol.
• 28:58
  But my first scene where like I was solely there just to do a
• 29:02
  scene, not to like participate in a party was that day.
• 29:05
  And it was like busy day. I think I did like what, like
• 29:08
  four or five scenes or like it was like four or five different
• 29:12
  sections. Yeah, it was a lot of people.
• 29:14
  Yeah. And you're like, yeah, today's
• 29:15
  super busy. So like my first day in the
• 29:17
  dungeon was like kind of insane. Like it was.
• 29:19
  It was person after person after person.
• 29:21
  Yeah, it's it's weird how you can just have those kind of days
• 29:24
  it. Was it was really well, I like
• 29:26
  it though, because instead of doing like one thing and then
• 29:29
  like a week later doing another thing, it was a like getting me
• 29:33
  that much experience in one day was nice because the scenes were
• 29:37
  very different. Like of course, the first guy
• 29:39
  you said was the one who wanted to be a cock sucking whore.
• 29:42
  He he was interesting because and even you said that's not the
• 29:46
  usual scene we do because. He didn't want.
• 29:48
  Any pain he didn't really want anything he kept asking about
• 29:52
  like a happy ending. It was making me nervous.
• 29:54
  I was like, oh Lord, I'll get myself into yeah.
• 29:57
  But he just kind of just wanted to jerk off and nuts to yell at
• 30:00
  him. Yeah, because you and I didn't
• 30:02
  touch his Dick. I mean, that's not much to
• 30:04
  touch. That's not what we were doing
• 30:05
  either. Or something like that.
• 30:08
  Yeah, I people were talking demeaning.
• 30:10
  To him he was into more like I'd say like traditional BDSM he
• 30:14
  wanted. Us to.
• 30:15
  Hit him and degrade him and a little CBT and I think there's a
• 30:20
  little pegging in there. And then the then the third guy
• 30:25
  was just almost, he just wanted to be tied down and fucked.
• 30:28
  So that's what we did then. And then the last guy was like
• 30:30
  he wanted to cross dress and get in the vac bed and do all that.
• 30:33
  So I got to see like a wide range of things in one day.
• 30:37
  And it wasn't like, you know, it was really nice.
• 30:39
  I got to like learn a lot and really get the vibe on like, oh,
• 30:42
  can I do this? And you know what?
• 30:44
  I can so. You can do it.
• 30:47
  Well, I'm glad I do like a lot of things because I feel like if
• 30:50
  it was just like the one guy, I would have been like, oh, I
• 30:52
  don't know about this. Well, you know, when I explained
• 30:55
  to the gentleman who wrote me an e-mail, I said, you know, a lot
• 30:58
  of people think that they can do it, but you really won't know
• 31:04
  until you experience, you know, and experience it for a while at
• 31:08
  that. And that's why I told you that
• 31:10
  like when I like came to work with you, I was.
• 31:12
  Like, yeah, I could, absolutely. Just run off when I'm done.
• 31:15
  Yeah, I didn't. Yeah, and it's been like what?
• 31:18
  Like two maybe, maybe going on three months.
• 31:21
  Now, yeah, I think so. I took like I didn't.
• 31:25
  I wasn't around for about 15 days because I got dizzy and
• 31:28
  stuff, but now I've been doing it somewhat consistently for
• 31:31
  about. I think so, yeah.
• 31:34
  One man asked how long I've been doing it.
• 31:35
  Sometimes I'll go, oh, like six months.
• 31:37
  I don't know why I lie. Well, I don't think it's a total
• 31:40
  lie because you started doing the scenes of BDSM over a year
• 31:45
  ago. Yeah, I, I joined the, the like,
• 31:48
  I guess the community because I've been into it before, but I
• 31:51
  joined the community like November 2022.
• 31:53
  I went to one of the, the public dungeons.
• 31:56
  And that's a funny story. I got bored because then my
• 31:58
  friends could hang out and I decided to make a random
• 32:01
  decision where I just downloaded Fet out of nowhere because I
• 32:03
  knew what Fet was. So I downloaded it immediately
• 32:07
  went to the events section, picked out that public dungeon
• 32:10
  and just went and didn't tell any of my friends and all my
• 32:13
  friends are like you did what? Oh my God, that's awesome.
• 32:17
  I know I didn't know that. Yeah, so I just like full on,
• 32:20
  like I said, fuck it, we ball and just went all by myself.
• 32:23
  I didn't know anybody. There wasn't an event and I had
• 32:26
  just found out. I actually didn't even know.
• 32:28
  It was like a business. I literally thought I was going
• 32:32
  to someone's house. I don't know what was, what was
• 32:34
  in my coffee that morning, but yeah, I was, I was lucky that I
• 32:38
  picked like one of the, the business ones and it wasn't like
• 32:41
  a house party or anything like that because that could have
• 32:44
  gone either way, you know, going to a stranger's house.
• 32:46
  But yeah, my friends weren't very happy with me that I did
• 32:49
  it. But it ended great because I was
• 32:50
  able to introduce them to it all.
• 32:52
  And now they all come and they all go to like the dungeon and
• 32:56
  they come here and they go to all the parties and they all
• 32:58
  think it's cool now. So fuck you guys for doubting
• 33:01
  me, right? So what was your first
• 33:04
  impression when you actually went into the public dungeon?
• 33:08
  I got a lot of attention and I think it was.
• 33:12
  It wasn't bad because I've been to a few, a few of the like BDS
• 33:17
  and King places around here. I've been to the public dungeon.
• 33:19
  I went to the party house that's like an hour or so away.
• 33:24
  But this one it was, it was exactly what I needed for it
• 33:27
  being my first time and being by myself because there was like an
• 33:31
  air of like clinicalness there where they like gave me a tour.
• 33:35
  Like you had to sign a paper. Like it was very much like, it
• 33:39
  made me feel like pretty OK, because like I feel like at a
• 33:42
  house party you're kind of just on your own, like, because it's
• 33:45
  just like, you know, you know, here we give you tours and all
• 33:48
  that kind of stuff, but some parties you're just on your own.
• 33:50
  So I was expecting to walk in, grab a cup of something and go
• 33:54
  stand in the corner until people talk to me.
• 33:57
  But no, everyone was like pretty friendly.
• 33:59
  They all introduced themselves to me.
• 34:01
  The, the crowd was quite a bit older than me.
• 34:04
  There was a few kids my age and they were really nice.
• 34:09
  I, I didn't go to that. I went to that public dungeon
• 34:11
  pretty consistently for like a few months and then and then I
• 34:17
  kind of just I kind of tapered off going.
• 34:19
  But no, it was pretty fun. There was it was very like a
• 34:23
  stag heavy though. So it was a lot of guys and they
• 34:25
  were always kind of looking to do scenes and I just kind of
• 34:28
  ended up going a lot and then not really doing any scenes
• 34:31
  because I wasn't really interested in anybody there.
• 34:33
  And I didn't really realize I was a Dom yet.
• 34:35
  I still thought I was a sub. So I was like, why am I getting
• 34:38
  mad when all these people want to Dom me?
• 34:39
  Like shouldn't I wanted. And then I was like, oh, wait,
• 34:44
  but but yeah, no, it was, it was nice.
• 34:47
  I enjoy other places more, but I sometimes tell people that like
• 34:52
  if you're really nervous about going like that could be a
• 34:55
  really good entry point. Cuz it's like, cuz it's so
• 34:58
  clinical, you know what I mean? Cuz it's just, you know, little
• 35:01
  place. Yeah, right.
• 35:03
  And I think, you know, I think you make a valid point is the
• 35:06
  simple fact you went there, you experienced something new and it
• 35:12
  was a good experience because you felt safe, because it was in
• 35:15
  a public space and it was considered a business.
• 35:17
  Yeah, this, this place is like in a like it's not a strip mall
• 35:20
  area, but it's. Like an old strip mall.
• 35:22
  It's like an old. Strip mall, so it's not like
• 35:24
  someone's house, like there's a parking lot and you know,
• 35:26
  there's security cameras and the businesses next door were open.
• 35:29
  So I was like, OK, so I'm just rolling up somewhere on the, the
• 35:33
  seam of my pants like this is pretty.
• 35:36
  I I think I did pretty good. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
• 35:39
  I'm sorry. And you know, ultimately, you
• 35:43
  know, I tell people all the time, we have a gentleman in
• 35:47
  Virginia, for example, Steve, I'm going to do a shout out for
• 35:49
  you. Hi, Steve.
• 35:52
  Steve has a podcast that he does and it's called Subspace with
• 36:00
  Steve, and he actually narrates stories and that kind of thing.
• 36:05
  But I found it interesting that I always tell him he has not
• 36:10
  been to a munch. He hasn't been to, you know, the
• 36:13
  dungeon there or anything like that.
• 36:15
  And, you know, I always encourage people go anywhere and
• 36:18
  everywhere to kind of, you know, find your people.
• 36:21
  That's what I did. I went to that public dungeon
• 36:23
  for a minute and then I went to an event at the party house and
• 36:29
  then I came here and then I kind of wasn't in the scene for a
• 36:33
  little bit and then I got bored and came back.
• 36:36
  Yeah. And yeah, you really do kind of
• 36:38
  find your people. You know, there's, I made some
• 36:40
  friends at the public one too, and people I still talk to and
• 36:45
  like people that I'm still like in communication with.
• 36:48
  I see one of the people I met there.
• 36:50
  I see them all the time out. Like, I think we just fly in the
• 36:53
  same circles. But yeah, it is interesting now
• 36:57
  because I've had a few people recognize me from your parties
• 37:01
  in public now. Oh, don't you just love that
• 37:05
  there's. Like I'd say people, I'd say
• 37:07
  most people are respectful about it and then other there's been a
• 37:11
  few cases of people who just, I just guess not socially aware,
• 37:17
  but. Because you're not supposed to
• 37:19
  do that. You're really not.
• 37:20
  And that's honestly, that's what the public dungeon really drove
• 37:23
  into my head, like, OK, you cannot like out people.
• 37:26
  And I was like, OK, OK, OK, yeah, I won't do that.
• 37:28
  And then I was like, damn well, everyone just be out on me.
• 37:31
  Right, yeah, you said you're walking down the street with
• 37:34
  your friends downtown. Everybody was around.
• 37:37
  Someone yelled from down the street.
• 37:40
  Hey Barbie. And luckily I was at a Barbie
• 37:43
  themed park so it worked. So they didn't like no one knows
• 37:47
  and also like calling me Barbie in public like no one's going to
• 37:50
  know what that means. So it's not like calling me
• 37:53
  mistress or something. So it's it's OK when it happens.
• 37:57
  I don't prefer it because it makes my friends confused or my
• 38:00
  friends who do know get really nervous for me.
• 38:03
  But yeah, that same guy who had yelled my name down the street
• 38:08
  had kind of did the same thing at a bar he saw me at like a
• 38:11
  month prior where he came up to me and just sort of calling me
• 38:14
  Barbie. And he was like, Oh, well, I
• 38:17
  thought that's what you went by because some girl had went by
• 38:21
  Barbie. Because you look like a Barbie,
• 38:23
  you realize that? You do, You do.
• 38:25
  It suits you so well. Because I have the blonde hair
• 38:28
  and I, you know, I do big makeup, I have big eyes.
• 38:30
  You have a look and I wear a pink and black so.
• 38:33
  Yeah. I well I don't mind people
• 38:35
  talking to me and like letting me know like I had a guy at
• 38:38
  karaoke like a week or two ago. This one it started off fine and
• 38:42
  ended bad. Oh, fuck.
• 38:43
  He came up and we were talking because he did some, like, goth
• 38:46
  song I like, and I was just chit chatting with him and he was
• 38:49
  like, out of nowhere. What?
• 38:51
  Oh, yeah, you know, I follow you.
• 38:52
  I'm fit. I was like, OK, like, cool.
• 38:55
  And he's like, I just don't want to be weird.
• 38:57
  And I was like, no, it's like, as long as you're like you're
• 38:59
  respectful, like you're fine. Like it's not a big deal or
• 39:03
  anything like that. And then I'm playing pool.
• 39:06
  And then he gets up there to sing and across the bar on the
• 39:10
  mic goes, hey, Barbie, you'll like this song.
• 39:14
  It's going to hurt. Sweet Jesus.
• 39:17
  Cross the bar. They keep ruining my dive bars.
• 39:22
  Stop finding me. If you see me at a dive bar, be
• 39:26
  polite. I'm there to cause havoc and
• 39:29
  drink cheap drinks. It's gonna hurt.
• 39:31
  What fucking song did he sing? Some song where he was screaming
• 39:35
  and I think that's why I said that.
• 39:36
  Sweet Jesus. But he and then he messaged me
• 39:38
  on fed. I don't think I ended up
• 39:40
  responding to him but. He was.
• 39:43
  Polite besides yelling my name to the entire business.
• 39:50
  No, but my friend just whipped his head at me and he went.
• 39:53
  We need to leave. Oh God, it.
• 39:56
  Was. Very funny.
• 39:58
  You know, I've had, I've had clients see me in Walmart and
• 40:01
  This is why I really don't like going into Walmart.
• 40:05
  One of the times, you know, he just kind of gives me a little
• 40:08
  underhanded wave where he's walking behind his wife and
• 40:13
  sits, hi, mistress. You know, And I'm like, oh, my
• 40:16
  God. You know, thank God she didn't
• 40:18
  hear that. So aside from the whole Walmart
• 40:23
  visits, and like I said, I hate to go to Walmart, but I went to
• 40:27
  my niece's recital last year. That was awkward.
• 40:32
  Someone recognized you at your family recital.
• 40:34
  Oh, my God, Yeah, yeah, it was. It was one of my clients.
• 40:39
  And yeah, I've known him for a long time.
• 40:43
  And his daughter was in my niece's classroom.
• 40:48
  That was interesting. So you know, things happen.
• 40:53
  So the whole point of it is you're talking about people
• 40:55
  seeing you in public. You know your face is going to
• 40:58
  be known. Oh yeah, and I already I'm
• 41:00
  already quite a noticeable person.
• 41:02
  You're. Very.
• 41:03
  Noticeable. It's because I'm, I'm eccentric
• 41:05
  in my normal life too. And I think that also kind of
• 41:09
  blurs that line of discretion a little bit because they see me
• 41:13
  out and they're like, oh wait, no, she's like this in real life
• 41:15
  too. And then they just go right
• 41:17
  ahead. I'm like no, no, please.
• 41:19
  Right. Cuz I've got recognized out like
• 41:22
  while I was in drag and stuff like that.
• 41:24
  So I think they see the like the persona cuz I have like, you
• 41:28
  know, my Barbie persona and then I have like my real life persona
• 41:30
  and then I have me. There's like a couple layers
• 41:33
  before you get. Hot layers?
• 41:36
  Layers of the onion? No, but I totally understand.
• 41:41
  No, it's, it's fine because like, because like of how
• 41:43
  eccentric I am, when people do come up and call me Barbie, no
• 41:47
  one bats an eye because they're just like, Oh yeah, that bitch
• 41:49
  is probably called Barbie. Right.
• 41:52
  Or they just assume it's a nickname or some weird project I
• 41:54
  did. I went by creature for a few
• 41:56
  minutes like. Oh my God.
• 41:58
  In the poetry scene, I was like, Oh my God, that's writing
• 42:01
  poetry. And I don't know why I was
• 42:03
  signing all my poems as creature.
• 42:05
  It was really interesting because I was at the Pride
• 42:06
  festival and people were running up calling me creature and
• 42:09
  people were like, what the fuck are they talking about?
• 42:10
  And I'm like, I don't even know, dude, they're just making shit
• 42:13
  up now. Me, I'm making shit up.
• 42:18
  You know, Brie and I, we started working the dungeon years ago
• 42:22
  and love Brie, right? And when I first met her and she
• 42:26
  doesn't do it anymore, obviously, but, but when I first
• 42:30
  met her, she went by this alias of Babsy Jackson.
• 42:35
  That's so cute though. Isn't that cute?
• 42:37
  And you think of Babsy and Barbie being blondes.
• 42:40
  We are blondes, You are blondes. And it's just, to me, it's so
• 42:44
  suitable for you. By my actual name when I first
• 42:46
  started in the scene because. I didn't care.
• 42:49
  And then I was like, wait, we get to pick cool nicknames?
• 42:51
  So then I started telling everyone to call me Barbie.
• 42:54
  Right. And I like it so much better
• 42:56
  that way because like, it's just, it's more fun to have that
• 43:01
  little degree of separation, you know?
• 43:03
  Yeah. Also, Barbie's just fun.
• 43:06
  My ex-boyfriend from years ago, he, he said, you know, Mia suits
• 43:12
  you very well. He said it's a little bit of
• 43:14
  Spanish, but it's really missing an action because you're an
• 43:18
  action in the dungeon. And I'm like, yeah, it suits me.
• 43:21
  It is. Yeah.
• 43:22
  It's super fun. You know, I've gone by that for
• 43:26
  a very long time. And, you know, people will be
• 43:29
  calling you Barbie for a very long time.
• 43:30
  Yeah. Even the name I use, like
• 43:32
  outside of Barbie, like my other persona, I've been going by for
• 43:36
  a few years now and people still, like, think it's my name.
• 43:39
  Like I'll have people who think like, it's like my first name,
• 43:42
  last name thing. It's very funny.
• 43:44
  Like when people find out that that's like, not my name, yeah.
• 43:47
  And that there's a secret third name and they're like.
• 43:49
  What do you mean? So if any of you freaks find my
• 43:54
  social media, that's not even my real name.
• 43:57
  Losers. Another name.
• 44:04
  No, that's goodness. I've had a few of them.
• 44:05
  I had a guy who like I think he listens to the podcast.
• 44:09
  I think it's like like text me cussing me out.
• 44:12
  He texted me, cussed me out, then friended me on Facebook how
• 44:18
  he found my Facebook and then he saw me in person and just kind
• 44:21
  of looked at the ground the whole time.
• 44:22
  Didn't say a word to me. I was like, dude, I know who you
• 44:25
  are. And that hilarious.
• 44:28
  It's it's really funny. Well, you're, like I said,
• 44:31
  you're very well liked. I thought it was funny, that guy
• 44:34
  who liked you at the party. The Last Party.
• 44:36
  Yes, please tell us about that. I like so I think Tasha, who
• 44:42
  wasn't was giving him a tour and he he saw me and like I caught
• 44:48
  his eye and I spoke to him for a second and then at the end of
• 44:50
  the tour he was like, I'll catch you there.
• 44:53
  I'm going to go talk to her. And like walked into the dungeon
• 44:56
  and he like sat next to me and there was nobody in there
• 44:58
  because I was like self-proclaimed DMI just wanted
• 45:01
  to sit in the AC. So I was in the dungeon.
• 45:05
  He came and sat next to me and we're the same age.
• 45:07
  So I know he likes me already. I'm kidding.
• 45:10
  But no, he just starts talking to me about things and trying to
• 45:13
  get to know me. And then some other people come
• 45:16
  in. So I start working.
• 45:17
  He wanders off and he comes up to me later and he's like, so it
• 45:20
  was like every girl here a Dom because I know you're a
• 45:23
  dominatrix. And I was like, not every girl.
• 45:26
  I was like, if you go talk to him, I'm sure there's plenty of
• 45:29
  girls who aren't. And I, I saw him talk to a few
• 45:32
  other girls and he kept just circling back to like me and my
• 45:35
  friend Rabbit and my friend Rabbit.
• 45:37
  It was absolutely drop dead gorgeous.
• 45:39
  So the second my friend came in, of course he came up, introduced
• 45:42
  himself to Rabbit and Rabbit's not interested as his fiance was
• 45:46
  there. So he's like kind of talking to
• 45:49
  us, but he's not, he's just standing next to our
• 45:51
  conversation. And so I just start kind of
• 45:54
  being bitchy with him for no reason, just because I thought
• 45:57
  it was a little funny. Yeah.
• 45:59
  Yeah, and so I just, I'm pulling some slide jokes at him and he's
• 46:03
  looking at me crazy and he walks off and later we start to do a
• 46:07
  scene, me and rabbit, and he comes up and he's like he in
• 46:12
  mind you, he never says any of this in front of me.
• 46:14
  He's always like coming up behind me.
• 46:16
  He's like, I'm so excited to see what you guys do.
• 46:19
  And I was like, OK, cool. Yeah, and that's not creepy at
• 46:23
  all. You look so sexy in that dress.
• 46:27
  And I was like, OK, thanks. Like yeah, thank you.
• 46:30
  And then he comes up again. He's like, I love how long your
• 46:32
  hair is. OK Queen, thanks.
• 46:34
  Like I just cut it like. But he kept doing it and it was
• 46:38
  like kind of making me laugh because I'm in like 7 like I'm
• 46:42
  in 8 inch platforms. So when he's whispering behind
• 46:45
  me, it's not actually like coming down on me.
• 46:48
  It's like coming up. Like he's having to like touch
• 46:50
  his head up cuz I'm so tall. He then does that and then he
• 46:58
  just keeps making comments. I think he ended up calling it
• 47:03
  was Rabbit and Grime. They're fiance's and they're
• 47:05
  both trans men. And I think he ended up like
• 47:08
  calling like the the fiance who's like, Oh yeah, you're a
• 47:11
  lucky girl. Your girlfriend's beautiful.
• 47:13
  All lucky girls. I'm like, he has a beard.
• 47:16
  Oh my God, he's. Just dating, like what is
• 47:20
  happening? I'm coming up by destiny.
• 47:23
  He's like, it's so sexy watching you teach them how to hit, like
• 47:26
  all this kind of stuff. And I had already told him like,
• 47:29
  I'm a Dom and he had told me he's a Dom.
• 47:32
  And earlier I had dropped something.
• 47:34
  I said, can you pick that up for me?
• 47:35
  He's like, oh, you're trying to make me submit.
• 47:36
  And I said I'm just trying to make you easier manners.
• 47:39
  Wow. And then later, I guess I was
• 47:43
  outside grabbing a drink and he came up and put his hand on my
• 47:45
  hip and he put his face right in my ear 'cause I didn't have my
• 47:48
  shoes on anymore. So now he's ear height.
• 47:49
  There you go. When can I fuck you tonight?
• 47:52
  And I just without even looking at what?
• 47:53
  Not tonight. And mind you, everything he said
• 47:58
  to me, I didn't even turn around and look at him.
• 48:00
  So he just scurried off. I didn't even see him.
• 48:02
  And then later he came up. He's like, how are my friends
• 48:04
  doing? Like talking about me and my
• 48:05
  friends. And I was like, good, I guess.
• 48:08
  Like I wasn't being mean to him by any means.
• 48:10
  I was kind of just giving him a hard time a little bit, but I
• 48:13
  gave him a hard time. And then he said, when can I
• 48:14
  fuck you tonight? So I guess it worked so.
• 48:17
  Well, you have to bust balls a little bit, but.
• 48:19
  I was busting his balls because he he was kind of doing that
• 48:21
  thing stags do sometimes where they just kind of stand there
• 48:24
  and stare at a group of people. And I'm like, I think I said it
• 48:27
  to him. I'm like, you can join our
• 48:28
  conversation. Like you don't just have to sit
• 48:31
  next to our conversation. Like I don't know what you're
• 48:33
  waiting on. Right.
• 48:35
  But no, he's the one who ended up coming up to you saying he
• 48:39
  liked me, I guess. So ultimately, yes, I'm sure he
• 48:45
  wanted a session with you, but he was like, does she switch?
• 48:49
  And I'm like, no, not professionally, Not
• 48:51
  professionally, yeah, no. And again, it runs too much of A
• 48:54
  risk and people don't understand that.
• 48:56
  You know, but like, the thing about subbing in a professional
• 48:59
  sense, if the Dom doesn't know what they're doing, that
• 49:02
  actually like will put you in danger.
• 49:04
  Absolutely. And we don't know these people.
• 49:06
  Because also like, I don't know what level of because it's easy
• 49:09
  for them to call, how much pain they can take.
• 49:11
  Yeah, but. It's hard for you to call how
• 49:13
  much pain you can give because like, what if like the person's
• 49:16
  just like an absolute sadist and they just want to beat the fuck
• 49:18
  out of somebody. Now that sub's in a position
• 49:20
  where they're tapping early and they're not, and then now the
• 49:23
  Dom's not satisfied with their service.
• 49:24
  Like it's a dangerous. Game.
• 49:26
  It is a very dangerous game. And I've told guys who've been
• 49:29
  like interested in me before or I'm like, you look, I'm, I'm,
• 49:32
  I'm slow to come around. Like I got to get to know
• 49:34
  somebody, got to know him for a minute.
• 49:36
  Like, you know, just got to give me a minute to warm up, babe.
• 49:40
  You really and and people just don't realize I it was out of
• 49:43
  line for him to say hey, can I fuck you one.
• 49:46
  It's just not even gentlemanly to do that.
• 49:48
  It's not. And also there was no build up
• 49:51
  to that. There was no flirting.
• 49:53
  It was him complimenting me and me saying thank you and then it
• 49:56
  got to that and it's like also like, how much hot shit do you
• 50:00
  think you are? To pull that out, yeah.
• 50:04
  For me, I don't care how hot the guy is, that probably would
• 50:06
  never work on me. No, it wouldn't work on.
• 50:08
  I didn't. Want to fuck you really bad And
• 50:09
  if you say that to me, I'll just suddenly just the Sahara down
• 50:12
  there dried up. You know, years ago I used to do
• 50:16
  everything imaginable with this pilot that I used to go and see
• 50:20
  and I just randomly show up at his house 11:00 at night because
• 50:23
  he was single. I would show up.
• 50:25
  You wouldn't. Even tell him you're coming.
• 50:26
  No, I'd show up with a fucking Hitachi one.
• 50:28
  This is before we all had cell phones.
• 50:30
  I mean, back then we had pagers, but I would just show up with my
• 50:33
  Hitachi one. Hey, you want to get me off for
• 50:34
  a minute? And you know, of course it was.
• 50:38
  It was not going to be reciprocated.
• 50:41
  He didn't know that. So you know I'd be a mean bitch
• 50:44
  because he thought he was hot shit.
• 50:46
  And that's the point. If you think you're hot shit and
• 50:48
  you're not humble, you know you could be, like you said, a
• 50:51
  beautiful, attractive man. But if you're a douchebag, I'm
• 50:55
  not going to fuck you. I think that's why it worked
• 50:57
  with the sexy guy because he like like talked to me and got
• 51:00
  to know me a bit, you know, all that kind of stuff.
• 51:02
  And it ended up like being pretty fun and but I don't know,
• 51:05
  I'm just it was just it was more hilarity than anything because
• 51:08
  it was interesting watching him. First off, guys, girls have
• 51:12
  eyeballs. So when you're at a party, we
• 51:15
  can see you approaching every woman and trying to find some.
• 51:19
  So we already know what you're after.
• 51:20
  When when it's our turn to be approached.
• 51:22
  Like that's not me trying to be mean, but like when you come
• 51:25
  stag to these events and you're looking for one thing, everyone
• 51:29
  knows what you're there for and it's not you.
• 51:31
  There's it's not slick and we all can see you like casting
• 51:35
  that net wide and seeing what you.
• 51:38
  Cast. Which I mean teach their own,
• 51:41
  but like most girls can like tell that's what you're doing.
• 51:44
  There's a. Difference between that and the
• 51:46
  guy that you did the first scene with because he was there
• 51:49
  specifically looking for you and then that next party, I know you
• 51:52
  had no clue, but that second party, he was just like, hey,
• 51:55
  where's Barbie? I'm like, oh, she's over there.
• 51:57
  And I watched him Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo.
• 51:59
  He walked all the way around the pool Doo Doo, Doo, Doo.
• 52:01
  And he found you and he his like eyes lit up.
• 52:03
  He was glowing, I mean. You want me to put him in that
• 52:06
  collar? He did.
• 52:08
  He was like, oh, Barbie, take me.
• 52:10
  I know. But I'm working.
• 52:13
  Yeah. Drink bitch.
• 52:15
  But yeah, but so fucking adorable.
• 52:17
  God the scene, I love it. Him and Rabbit not at this party
• 52:21
  to the party before it was really was really fun.
• 52:24
  I think y'all talked about it a little bit on that podcast.
• 52:26
  We did. I only got to see pieces of it
• 52:28
  though, fortunately. It was really fun because I'm
• 52:31
  starting to get like now that I'm more comfortable with
• 52:33
  doming, I'm getting more comfortable being creative.
• 52:36
  And it was, it was a fun scene because like Rabbit and him are
• 52:40
  both switches, but he was tied up so he couldn't be a switch.
• 52:44
  So what we were doing is I would tell Rabbit to hit him and
• 52:48
  anytime Rabbit hit him, I was hitting Rabbit.
• 52:50
  So it was like a cool little spank train going on.
• 52:53
  Yeah. And there was another time where
• 52:55
  I put the Kitty cat gloves on Rabbit.
• 52:57
  And so I made him hold. I made him hold that guy's hips.
• 53:02
  So anytime I hit him and he, like, grabbed down, it was like
• 53:05
  scratching so deep into, oh, shit.
• 53:07
  And the guy was like, yeah, I thought, I thought Rabbit was
• 53:09
  gonna like, draw blood. And I was like, yeah, they were
• 53:14
  excited. They were both tore up.
• 53:15
  I think they both bled a little. But it was really fun.
• 53:17
  Everyone got to see it. And I like doing little scenes
• 53:21
  in the in the dungeon at parties to kind of like little show
• 53:25
  thing. Because.
• 53:26
  People come to parties. Exactly.
• 53:27
  It heightens the experience, it really does.
• 53:30
  Yeah, and rabbits. Not my sub or anything like
• 53:32
  that, but we're friends who we like to do scenes together and I
• 53:35
  know them pretty well, so it's always easy to be like, hey,
• 53:38
  just get up there, we're going to do a scene real quick.
• 53:40
  And their fiance was laughing because I don't think he
• 53:44
  believed us when we said any time we do something everyone
• 53:47
  shows up because. He said he.
• 53:48
  Was watching the scene and he turned around and there was just
• 53:50
  like the dungeon was full it's. True, it's true.
• 53:54
  You have this incredible presence about you and Rabbit is
• 53:58
  just fucking dynamite. Rabbit's gorgeous.
• 54:01
  Rabbit texts me. He's like, do you think Mia will
• 54:04
  get a cage so I can Just Dance in it all night?
• 54:06
  And I said we can just make a cage.
• 54:08
  I I do, I actually want to have a cage in the dungeon.
• 54:11
  Rabbit wants to be in a cage, like a stand up go go cage.
• 54:13
  I would love, I would love for him to do that.
• 54:16
  That is like rabbits absolute dream.
• 54:18
  We'll stick him in a little bikini called a night.
• 54:21
  Absolutely. I am down.
• 54:23
  Absolutely. Love, you said.
• 54:25
  That, oh, 100 percent, 100%, I'm down with it.
• 54:29
  He is the fattest ass. I don't even know how he has.
• 54:31
  That Oh my God, stop with that. Like 100 lbs.
• 54:34
  And then like literally 30 lbs of it.
• 54:36
  Yeah, easy 30 lbs of ass. Oh my God.
• 54:40
  OK, don't get me started on that.
• 54:41
  Anyway, Barbie, thank you. That was our first official
• 54:45
  episode of Ladies of Leisure for the Mistress Mia's Dungeon Show.
• 54:49
  You got the the best yapper in town on it.
• 54:52
  Hey, I'm down, I'm down to clown with you, right?
• 54:56
  Speaking of clowns, we're going to have some some fun The next
• 54:59
  conversation, we're going to talk about that.
• 55:02
  So until then, ladies and gents, have a fabulous day and may all
• 55:08
  your fantasies become what Barbie.
• 55:11
  Realities.