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Hour 3 - Leaving Las Vegas · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: The greatness of the Raiders.
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Speaker 2: It's our nubber three and a happy Tuesday to you.
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Speaker 2: It is the third day of March. We are back
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Speaker 2: at it here in the Audio Sweatshop and our number three.
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Speaker 2: We start out in Vegas where the Raiders are hoping
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Speaker 2: to fetch a Michael Parsons, a Michael Parsons type package
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Speaker 2: for their star defensive end. Max Crosby, how serious is
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Speaker 2: this really? And you play matchmaker? Which team would be
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Speaker 2: a good match for the Raiders? Max Crosby, there are
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Speaker 2: eight teams being mentioned. Will turn to Big Ben's Big
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Speaker 2: Board for all the answers. And how believable in Pittsburgh
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Speaker 2: is the report that the Steelers tight end pat Firemouth
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Speaker 2: is unavailable on the trading market, the auctioning block. We'll
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Speaker 2: talk about that as well. Here it is our number three.
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Speaker 2: Leaving Las Vegas, Welcome in the beginning of another hour
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Speaker 2: Las Vegas. As we await some of these dominoes to
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Speaker 2: start falling, and one of those dominoes involves a defensive
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Speaker 2: star for the Raiders. Back when they used to be good.
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Speaker 2: They had been good in a while. So if you
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Speaker 2: didn't see this, perhaps not some reporting over the weekend
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Speaker 2: any that Max Crosby with two xes, Max Crosby with
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Speaker 2: two axes, a trade from the Raiders. Things are being
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Speaker 2: ramped up. Oh the drama. They're being ramped up right now.
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Speaker 2: So it kind of likely happened by the end of
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Speaker 2: the week. So today's Tuesday. The end of the week
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Speaker 2: I believe is on Saturday, right, Saturday, right, because the
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Speaker 2: new week starts on Sunday. Yea, So trade done by
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Speaker 2: Satday now, I think he means the work week, which
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Speaker 2: would be Friday. Most people don't work on Satday, so
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Speaker 2: the work week would be on Friday. That's it Vegas. Also,
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Speaker 2: I love that they always put these plausible deniability statements,
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Speaker 2: and so the reporting was well, Cosby is likely to
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Speaker 2: be traded, however, but by yeah, Vegas could wait until
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Speaker 2: the NFL Draft in late April, and Pittsburgh, Howard sounds
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Speaker 2: like they've got a bug up there, took us and
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Speaker 2: they want to get rid of this thing, this player quickly.
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Speaker 2: And they're said to be using the Cowboys model as
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Speaker 2: a blueprint. The Cowboys model as a blueprint, so that
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Speaker 2: is a good jumping off point, let us discuss the
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Speaker 2: question the Raiders looking to fetch what is being called
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Speaker 2: a Micah Parsons Micah Parsons level bounty for their star
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Speaker 2: Edge Rusher Max Crosby. How serious is this really? How
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Speaker 2: serious is this? How likely is this to happen? So
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Speaker 2: I've got State Farm, starless night and hollering James, and
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Speaker 2: make some corn beef hash is what We're gonna make, cornbefish,
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Speaker 2: delicious breakfast food, corn beefash. So, first of all, how serious?
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Speaker 2: How about not serious at all? How about not serious
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Speaker 2: at all? That is the eBay buy now price, But
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Speaker 2: nobody's gonna buy now. They're gonna haggle. It's not no haggling.
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Speaker 2: They're gonna haggle and all that stuff. And this comes
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Speaker 2: down to the the GFT, the greater fool theory that
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Speaker 2: the greater fool theory is you got to find that
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Speaker 2: the greater fool. There's got to be somebody out there
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Speaker 2: that's dumber than us, is the greater full theory. Now,
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Speaker 2: since Tom Brady took over, the Raiders have been the
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Speaker 2: dumb dums there's no one dumber than the Raiders with
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Speaker 2: Tom Brady calling the shots. So the sales pitch, what
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Speaker 2: is the sales pitch if you're Tom Brady at this point?
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Speaker 2: Is it like the I believe it would be the
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Speaker 2: State Farm slogan from back in the day called the
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Speaker 2: Brady Bunch discount double check, the Brady Bunch discount double
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Speaker 2: check from Tom Brady. Now, despite popular opinion by popular people,
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Speaker 2: even with Tom Brady hanging out in Henderson, Nevad at
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Speaker 2: the Raider building there, you're not getting the godfather offer
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Speaker 2: for Max Crosby's not happy now. We like the player.
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Speaker 2: I like Max Crosby. I love him on my team.
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Speaker 2: Good player and all that stuff. He's an absolute maniac.
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Speaker 2: The way that he plays. It's like he's out there
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Speaker 2: and he just had an entire case of Red Bull
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Speaker 2: and he even chewed on the can like it's bubblegum.
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Speaker 2: That's how he does it. And he's about to turn
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Speaker 2: twenty nine in that business. That's great, you're right in
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Speaker 2: your prime. You got several more years to go. And
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Speaker 2: he does have some baggage, does have some baggage, and
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Speaker 2: there's some tread on the tires that's starting to go
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Speaker 2: down a little bit there. The high ankle here I
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Speaker 2: think get a knee thing, and the what you MC
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Speaker 2: call it, the knicks, the bruises, all that stuff that
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Speaker 2: it popped up. The damage Goods sticker, the damage good sticker,
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Speaker 2: it is there. It is absolutely there. For Max Crosby,
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Speaker 2: they are basically auctioning off at this point. They're auctioning
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Speaker 2: off a five star chef, five star chef that happens
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Speaker 2: to have a bum elbow, so can't lift the Porterhouse
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Speaker 2: steak up because the elbows a little messed up. And
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Speaker 2: it's still a five star chef, but you don't have
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Speaker 2: the the elbow, can't lift that very pricey Porterhouse steak,
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Speaker 2: which is which is a problem. So unless somebody loses
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Speaker 2: their freaking mind. Unfortunately, jim Irsay is not around anymore. Right,
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Speaker 2: He's not around anymore. Unless someone loses their mind, a
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Speaker 2: Micap Parsons style trade is not happening. It's not not
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Speaker 2: even close. Like jim Irsay was always that guy that
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Speaker 2: you go to say, okay, er Say will do it now.
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Speaker 2: He'll throw caution from the wind. He'll do it now. Secondly,
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Speaker 2: keeping the beat going and going and going and going.
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Speaker 2: So the Cowboys, du Bears, You've got the Bills, Patriots, Eagles,
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Speaker 2: and Rams all among the teams that have been mentioned here.
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Speaker 2: So a bunch is a gaggle of teams, gaggle of
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Speaker 2: team that are supposedly quote keeping tabs, keeping tabs on
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Speaker 2: Max Crosby and his availability. So question, you play matchmaker,
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Speaker 2: You play matchmaker, which team? Which team would be a
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Speaker 2: good match for Max Crosby of the Raiders on the
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Speaker 2: trading block. Again, the story is, if you're late to
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Speaker 2: the party, bad job by you. I'm gonna give you detention.
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Speaker 2: You're gonna have to listen to the Fifth Hour podcast
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Speaker 2: this weekend. But the storyline is that the Raiders are
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Speaker 2: supposed to trade Max Crosby by the end of the week,
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Speaker 2: which is just a few days away. So the way
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna do is, it's think about like speed dating
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Speaker 2: for pass rushers. In honor of Terry in England, who
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Speaker 2: is the person that invented the list. This is not
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Speaker 2: a list. I'm sorry, Terry. I'm not gonna do a list.
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna do Benny's Big Board. So on Benny's Big Board,
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Speaker 2: there are seven I believe seven teams that are being
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Speaker 2: mentioned here for or Max Crosby. So at number seven
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Speaker 2: on Benny's big board, number seven, number seven, that would
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Speaker 2: be the Cowboys. Now why would I put the Cowboys
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Speaker 2: at the very bottom of the big board. The reason
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Speaker 2: is because the theory is that Max Crosby wants out
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Speaker 2: of Vegas because the Raiders aren't trying to win. The
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Speaker 2: commitment to excrement with the Races, which I mean you've
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Speaker 2: seen the Raiders play the last twenty years. The obviously
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Speaker 2: aren't trying to win. If you were trying to win,
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Speaker 2: even the Browns have won a playoff game. You know,
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Speaker 2: the Raiders have been irrelevant since the early two thousands,
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Speaker 2: so they're not trying to win. But the Cowboys are
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Speaker 2: they really trying to win? Right? So like that's the Raiders,
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Speaker 2: light all hat and no cattle. Jerry Jones would turn
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Speaker 2: Max Crosby into an ad for perfume. Then you got
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Speaker 2: the Ravens on Benny's big board. Now the Ravens Lamar's
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Speaker 2: got more mileage than a rental car. You know, you
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Speaker 2: didn't look injured and last year you're is that the
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Speaker 2: new Lamar or is that just a bad situation they've
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Speaker 2: got the new coach, so who knows where this guy
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Speaker 2: knows what he's doing, Jesse Minter, So good luck on
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Speaker 2: that Bears. At number five on Betty's Big board, they
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Speaker 2: swing with you, for you. It was all fired up
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Speaker 2: you Femi and Tree in Chicago. All my guys there
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Speaker 2: in the Windy City, they're all fired up and all that. However,
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Speaker 2: right now you've got to play a tougher schedule, and
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Speaker 2: there's some doom and gloomers out there that Caleb Williams,
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Speaker 2: there's some things underlying things there. So I'd put the
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Speaker 2: Bears at five, Eagles at four. That window, while it's
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Speaker 2: not closed, it's not as high open as it was
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Speaker 2: in Philly. Jalen Hurt's got some stuff going on there.
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Speaker 2: He's not mobile anymore, and in terms of just passing,
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Speaker 2: he's just a mediocre quarterback. In terms of passing, you've
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Speaker 2: got the locker room soap opera, which conceivably would be
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Speaker 2: gone if Brown is traded, If the AJ Brown is gone,
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Speaker 2: that would change that up. Then at number three on
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Speaker 2: Benny's Big board, number three at Benny's Big Board, number three,
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Speaker 2: So they need the Bills need more than one guy
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Speaker 2: like you'd be the one guy. But they need more
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Speaker 2: than one guy on defense, which is the problem there.
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Speaker 2: In fact, they could you could argue they need two
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Speaker 2: guys on defense and one guy on offense, so that
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Speaker 2: that's what they And then at number two, number two.
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Speaker 3: The.
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Speaker 2: Arams, because you can arram it all day and you
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Speaker 2: can arram it all night, the Rams. Thanks to the
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Speaker 2: generosity of Raheem Morris, the Rams got an extra first
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Speaker 2: round draft pick and so they got some wiggle room.
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Speaker 2: They can trade one of those picks and get Max
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Speaker 2: Cross and Crosby is not going to get a Micah
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Speaker 2: Parsons offer. You get you get a first round pick,
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Speaker 2: a late first round pick for Micah Parsons. You do
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Speaker 2: it so they more like a second round pick. And
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Speaker 2: then at number one, at the very top of the line,
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Speaker 2: the team at the top of Benny's big board or
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Speaker 2: Max Crosby, the New England Patriots, that's the team. Obviously
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Speaker 2: you got Mike Rabel defensive pedigree there. New England, despite
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Speaker 2: being the reigning AFC champions, they sent out a defense
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Speaker 2: that was the starless night when they played in that
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Speaker 2: at super They don't have a big time superstar on
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Speaker 2: that defense. They don't. And you put Max Crosby in there,
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Speaker 2: he becomes the crown jewel. The steak and potatoes and
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Speaker 2: everything else is just microwave leftovers. Everything else is just
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Speaker 2: microwave leftovers. All right now, final thought to Pittsburg. We
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Speaker 2: go pet Spurg Pa and as we wait our lonely
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Speaker 2: hearts weight for Aaron Rodgers. What's gonna happen with there?
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Speaker 2: And Rogers? Some other ins or news. So I saw this,
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Speaker 2: I was like, well, this is not a big name,
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Speaker 2: but I think this is one of those ridiculous stories
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Speaker 2: that we get this time of the year. And I
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Speaker 2: love a good ridiculous story. I like to lean into
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Speaker 2: a good ridiculous story. So I thought we'd do that
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Speaker 2: right now. So read that not one, not two, not three,
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Speaker 2: not four, not five, six plausibly NFL teams. I don't
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Speaker 2: I have the Winnipeg Blue Bombers were in there, or
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Speaker 2: the BC Lions, but I believe six teams, All NFL
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Speaker 2: teams were supposedly interested. They were knocking on the door
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Speaker 2: at the Steeler facility saying, hey, we don't want terrible towels,
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Speaker 2: we want that tight end guy Pat Friarmouth, the tight
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Speaker 2: end so six teams and as of now the story
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Speaker 2: is he's not available. So question how believable is this
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Speaker 2: report that six teams contacted the Pittsburgh Steelers about tight
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Speaker 2: end Pat Friarmouth and that the Steelers said he's unavailable,
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Speaker 2: you can't have him. So this is just poppy cock, right,
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Speaker 2: it's unavailable, Like, that's just believable, as my guy hollering
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Speaker 2: James going on a date with a mermaid and then
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Speaker 2: getting chauffeured by a centaur like the human torso the
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Speaker 2: horse body and going down to the beach to watch
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Speaker 2: the kraken rise from the ocean, like, come on, you'd
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Speaker 2: have to be on some really good stuff, some really
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Speaker 2: like Jed who fled level stuff there to make that work.
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Speaker 2: It's nonsense, now, Friarmuth, here's the issue. He played all year,
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Speaker 2: seventeen games. He didn't start all seventeen, but he played
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Speaker 2: all seventeen games. He was targeted fifty four times. That
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Speaker 2: is not a featured weapon. It's not that is a
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Speaker 2: background extra. You get paid the daily rate. It's a
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Speaker 2: non speaking role. Fifty four catches. Friar Mouth was an
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Speaker 2: afterthought in the in the offense there, and that's supporting
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Speaker 2: actor energy, not even supporting actor. That's extra energy is
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Speaker 2: what that is. There. He's the guy holding the boom mic.
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Speaker 2: He's on the crew while the people that are actually
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Speaker 2: in the story are working their magic and all that stuff.
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Speaker 2: And Friarmuth averaged eleven point nine yards per catch, who's
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Speaker 2: a pretty good number. It's wonderful. However, again, he's not
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Speaker 2: someone who they focused the offense at. He's a decoy,
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Speaker 2: he's a he's a pigeon. He's a stool pigeon, or
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Speaker 2: was a stool pigeon last year. I know they have
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Speaker 2: a new coaching staff and all that, but if you're
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Speaker 2: the Bears or the or the not the package. But
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Speaker 2: the Bears are the like the Patriots teams like that,
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Speaker 2: And if you're the Steels, you dangle, you dangle, you say,
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Speaker 2: all right, here's friar Mooth. He's available, and right right now,
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Speaker 2: like he's not worth more than like a fourth or
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Speaker 2: a fifth round draft pick. That's not that much. So
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Speaker 2: you know you can trade him. You're not gonna get
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Speaker 2: much in return, but if you're not gonna use him,
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Speaker 2: you might as well send him on his merry way
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Speaker 2: and all that. But the whole not available off Like
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Speaker 2: when I hear that a snicker like a candy bar
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Speaker 2: in the vending machine, I snicker not available. That's infomercial talk.
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Speaker 2: But wait, there's more, But wait, there's more. Every player,
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Speaker 2: every single player is available if the price is right.
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Speaker 2: Every single player's a friar mouth. The tight end for
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Speaker 2: the Steelers is he Rob Gronkowski?
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Speaker 2: Ian says, No. Ego wants you to tune into the
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Speaker 2: Ben Maller Show on Fox if he's calling games as
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Speaker 2: long as al Michaels late night drug tister says, he
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Speaker 2: wants you to remember to schedule your colonoscopy. Very important there?
21:42
Speaker 2: What else we have? That's thee page that I can't
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Speaker 2: read that? Mad Jack says, slap him and call him
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Speaker 2: Shirley exactly. Attillo says, wants you to toot toot the
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Speaker 2: gabbaghool the gabbagool. Very important there. The doctor Pepp, Wow,
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Speaker 2: that's quite the yde of there. What else do we
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Speaker 2: have to see?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: What has he got doctor Pepper? Tick tacks here? Till
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Speaker 2: though I didn't know that was the thing. All right,
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Speaker 2: that's enough, Loraina. Do you have an answer the Mallard
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Speaker 2: riddle of the day. NBC broadcaster Noah Eagle wants you
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Speaker 2: to blank if he's calling games, as long as al
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Speaker 2: Michaels bow at his feet, bow at his feet, Is
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Speaker 2: that the correct answer? No, Noah Eagle wants you to
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Speaker 2: slap him. Slap him if he's calling games. He says,
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Speaker 2: if I'm calling games in twenty seventy seven, whoever I'm
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Speaker 2: around at that time has full permission to slap me.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
22:40
Speaker 2: So I was laughing at these kind of things. I
22:42
Speaker 2: remember when Jim Rome I was doing the local radio
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Speaker 2: in LA in the nineties, and Jim Rome did an
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Speaker 2: interview and said, nobody wants to hear an old guy
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Speaker 2: talk smack. My man, Jim Rome, who worked here, still
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Speaker 2: talking smack as an old dude. You know, I still
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Speaker 2: doing it. Life goes pretty quick, you know, he goes
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Speaker 2: goes pretty fast. So we'll see, we'll see what happened.
23:08
Speaker 2: How old is no Eagle? I think he's in his
23:12
Speaker 2: I guess he's the late twenties. He got the job
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Speaker 2: with the Clippers when he was like a teenager. So
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Speaker 2: I mean, my God, it's already been in ten years
23:21
Speaker 2: or something like that. I think it's been fusing around
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Speaker 2: time flies. All right, just go to the phones. Hollering.
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Speaker 2: James is in Minneapolis, minnesoult Hello, hollering James.
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Speaker 1: The pause. He stops breathing, and then he'll start breathing.
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Speaker 1: Here in a second. He listened to live coverage.
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Speaker 2: Unless he doesn't, well, that would be a sad story
23:55
Speaker 2: there it is. It's a little like it was a fart,
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Speaker 2: A little fart sounds like like a machine shredding steel
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Speaker 2: or something like that. Oh, he's pausing, and you'll see
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Speaker 2: live coverage. Hollering. James is sleeping in Minnesota. He snores,
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Speaker 2: he's got sleep apnea.
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Speaker 1: And here we go. Yeah, that's right, Okay, I got you.
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Speaker 2: Oh that was a big one.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care.
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Speaker 2: Thank you, James. Now I put you back on hold.
24:37
Speaker 2: That's great work by hollering James. Really nice. Enjoyed that
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Speaker 2: a lot. Let's say hello to blind Scott, who's on
24:47
Speaker 2: the North end of Boston where all the great Italian
24:50
Speaker 2: restaurants are. Hello, blind Scott, welcome.
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Speaker 5: Hey, ye I'm getting a new washing machine today. The
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Speaker 5: barrel and mine broke that's coming at tennant. I'm exciting.
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Speaker 5: They're going to give up six flights of stairs.
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Speaker 2: But that is exciting. I'm very happy for you. That's
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Speaker 2: very exciting.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, dude, there was a terrible segmental you put
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Speaker 5: Jed who Fled on. He's a convicted Crystal Metsfialder praising
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Speaker 5: Donald Trump. Donald Trump is a piece of crap. Dude.
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Speaker 2: All right, what are you doing, Scott? Well, you're just
25:18
Speaker 2: very angry. Why are you so angry this week?
25:20
Speaker 3: What is on?
25:21
Speaker 1: What is going on with you?
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Speaker 5: Well, we have a child molester for president.
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Speaker 2: Bro all right, Jed who fled? Would you like to
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Speaker 2: say anything Jed to blind Scott? There, Jed? Anyone to
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Speaker 2: add there to blind Scott?
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Speaker 1: Jed?
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Speaker 5: I think I think he does a break it up.
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Speaker 2: I think you no further questions, Jon, okay, all right, nice.
25:40
Speaker 2: Mike the Leprecaun is up next. Hello, Mike the Leprecaun.
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Speaker 4: Good morning.
25:46
Speaker 6: The full moon is out and the Gifts is in
25:48
Speaker 6: the bout an hour. The Celtics are winning. I think
25:51
Speaker 6: I actually called the Wusax yesterday and they're waiting a date.
25:58
Speaker 2: Look at that. Yes we are now that I did
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Speaker 2: send you a tentative date, and would that worked the
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Speaker 2: tentative date? Is that a good date?
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Speaker 6: Yes, it's rush for them.
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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, well it's Friday Saturday. I think we'll
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Speaker 2: do Friday. I think we do well, well, I don't know.
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Speaker 6: No, no, no, The Friday is for Boston because the
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Speaker 6: fan and then the Saturday it's a four o'clock game
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Speaker 6: and you can have the Greek meet and greet after.
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Speaker 2: Oh, so you've already got that. Look at these already
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Speaker 2: got this whole thing.
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Speaker 6: Well, I already had a.
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Speaker 5: Band line up.
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Speaker 2: So you have a band lined up? What kind of
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Speaker 2: what kind of band or what kind of music? Rock
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Speaker 2: and roll? Rock and roll band? Are they good?
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Speaker 6: They're excellent. All farts like you and me, All farts
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Speaker 6: like you and me.
26:40
Speaker 2: I'll speak for yourself.
26:41
Speaker 6: I tried to get I tried to get Dick and Dayton,
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Speaker 6: but not available available.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well well I'm gonna do an Ohio
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Speaker 2: meet and greet too, so i'll see. I'll see the
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Speaker 2: dickt sure at some point here. That's the plan. So
26:52
Speaker 2: we'll make that happen. This is very exciting here. There's
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Speaker 2: a tentative date, and I will I will double check
26:58
Speaker 2: that and we can confirm that would be good to go.
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Speaker 6: Yes, you got to give me a call so I can.
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Speaker 2: I'm not sure. All right? All right, well figure out
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Speaker 2: wants to be involved? My god, I got you, all right,
27:11
Speaker 2: big malayag or the Boston mallor mean greet which will
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Speaker 2: be taking place and not that long. So yeah, I'll
27:18
Speaker 2: be here before you know.
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Speaker 6: Did you get your did you get your Girlscout cookie?
27:24
Speaker 2: I never get girl skycoks. My wife gets girls Cyt
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Speaker 2: cookies because.
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Speaker 6: You and you eat them all and you eat I don't.
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Speaker 2: Eat them all. I don't eat them all. I mean
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Speaker 2: I eat some of them, I don't eat all of them.
27:32
Speaker 2: And I'm trying not to become as big as I
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Speaker 2: was before I eat. I do enjoy some. Is that
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Speaker 2: a problem? You have a problem? Do you have a
27:39
Speaker 2: problem with me? What's wrong with you?
27:42
Speaker 6: I don't eat sweets?
27:43
Speaker 2: But anyway, you do not eat sweets? I do.
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Speaker 6: I hate sweets.
27:49
Speaker 2: What's kind of weird is that?
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Speaker 3: Now?
27:52
Speaker 2: Who doesn't like sweets? Me? Anyway?
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Speaker 6: I'm a rambler again, imbler. I'm a long way from home,
27:59
Speaker 6: and if you don't like me, just leave me alone.
28:03
Speaker 6: I leave when I'm hungry, and I'll drink when i'm dry.
28:06
Speaker 6: If the moonshine will kill me, I live till I die.
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Speaker 2: Thank you. All right, there you go, all right, James, Oh,
28:13
Speaker 2: James is gone. I was gonna go to James, and
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Speaker 2: then James is gone, and then that's all right. We
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Speaker 2: need some contestants here if you would like to play
28:20
Speaker 2: mallards amount of money. By the way, the computer I'm
28:22
Speaker 2: using here, it says the battery is getting low. There's
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Speaker 2: no plug, so I'm think I'm gonna plug this in.
28:26
Speaker 2: You'll see I'm plug I said, right now, Hold on
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Speaker 2: a second, here works live, live coverage is not die.
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna plug this in. This is the top computer
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Speaker 2: from the top Computer two thousand and two, two thousand
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Speaker 2: and two. I think I got it, and I got it.
28:49
Speaker 2: Look at that. Your ad is a success story and
28:54
Speaker 2: we are good to go unless the thing dies and
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Speaker 2: then the plug didn't work. But I think it works.
28:59
Speaker 2: I think we're good on that. So all right, are
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Speaker 2: these the guys we're gonna have played the game? I
29:04
Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know about We'll see. I guess
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Speaker 2: they want to play, so we'll have them play all right,
29:09
Speaker 2: Let's introduce them real quick here, and let's see who
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Speaker 2: do we have. We've got D Block in Miami. Hello,
29:19
Speaker 2: d Block in Miami. Welcome sir, Good morning, sir.
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Speaker 6: Happy Tuesday, Happy too.
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Speaker 2: Happy Tuesday. This is a very important game to me.
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Speaker 1: You're not gonna hear.
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Speaker 2: You're not gonna futch around with this, right, You're gonna try.
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Speaker 2: You know your sports, You're ready to go.
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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm one.
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Speaker 6: Let's go on.
29:36
Speaker 2: And what is your level of confidence that you're going
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Speaker 2: to win the game.
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Speaker 3: Let's do this?
29:41
Speaker 2: Okay? All right? Who would you like to partner up
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Speaker 2: with their D block? You got me Ben or the Kupeloop?
29:48
Speaker 2: All right, it's a good choice by you. And we
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Speaker 2: have a Jed who actually was online to play malards
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Speaker 2: mount of Money. Hello Jed, welcome back.
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Speaker 5: I mean ice is a metaphor for Mitchell. That's out
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Speaker 5: of me. Am I not supposed to go to the
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Speaker 5: agency or what?
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Speaker 6: All right? Com dosor Cooper?
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Speaker 3: Obit?
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Speaker 2: Are you whoever was at mintioned?
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Speaker 4: I'm sorry?
30:08
Speaker 5: I like you as a guy.
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Speaker 2: Oy okay, what are the categories?
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Speaker 6: I pig not loo?
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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, uh. This is Malard's Mountain of Money. The
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Speaker 2: method Man Edition method Man, not not meth Man. Jed
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Speaker 2: method Man.
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Speaker 7: Uh he turned fifty five years old on Monday. Oh yes,
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Speaker 7: double nickels. That's right. The categories are protect your Neck,
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Speaker 7: cream or c R E A M. I believe that's
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Speaker 7: uh cash rules everything around me.
30:43
Speaker 2: I love that song.
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Speaker 7: Judgment Day and still on it and de block on.
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Speaker 2: The air, hold on second punch this guy and d Block? Hello,
30:54
Speaker 2: d Block? Which category would you like?
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Speaker 1: De block? All right?
30:58
Speaker 2: And Jed, how about you?
31:01
Speaker 4: He is near Judgment Day?
31:03
Speaker 2: All right? All right, gentlemen, stay, do not hang up
31:07
Speaker 2: or you will be you will lose. Do not curse
31:09
Speaker 2: or you will lose. So those are the rules, very
31:12
Speaker 2: simple rules, not that deep. It's not that deep, okay.
31:16
Speaker 2: We are molments away minutes away from having this amazing competition.
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Speaker 2: You got jedhu fled from the Redneck Riviera and then
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Speaker 2: d Blocks in Miami. It's an all Florida matchup, a
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Speaker 2: Floridian matchup here, so we will guarantee someone from Florida
31:29
Speaker 2: is going to win this game. Someone from Florida's gonna
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Speaker 2: win the game. You got Jed who fled with Coop.
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Speaker 2: The team is gonna win. D Block in Miami and
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Speaker 2: myself and we will get to that, and we will
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Speaker 2: do it next.
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Speaker 4: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific, Bill
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Speaker 4: Now, Malor's Mountain of Money? Do you have what it
32:38
Speaker 4: takes to get to the top. Probably not.
32:42
Speaker 2: Let's get right back to the game. The matchup is set.
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Speaker 2: D Block is in Miami, Miami, Miami, and he's teamed
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Speaker 2: up with with me and he's gonna play the he's
32:54
Speaker 2: talking to someone else right now, but he's on the air,
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Speaker 2: and we have Jed who fled Hello Jed. Okay, I'll
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Speaker 2: put you on hold. Man, that's a good point. You'll
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Speaker 2: chowby treat. Okay, all right, let's do it. Here we go.
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Speaker 2: It's the Method Man edition and D Block you picked cream? Yes,
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Speaker 2: all right, very good. These athletes all held out for
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Speaker 2: more money. We put forty five seconds on the clock.
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Speaker 2: Are you ready, d Block, Yes, sir, all right, let's
33:25
Speaker 2: do it.
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Speaker 1: Here we go.
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Speaker 2: Quarterback. He just came out of retirement to play for
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Speaker 2: the Colts this year at the end of the year. Yes.
33:32
Speaker 2: All time NFL leading rusher for the Dallas Cowboys. Yes.
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Speaker 3: Uh.
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Speaker 2: Pittsburgh Steeler running back he missed an entire year to
33:41
Speaker 2: go hang out in your town of Miami and right,
33:44
Speaker 2: Jet skis Yes, the greatest left handed pitcher for the Dodgers.
33:50
Speaker 2: Played with the Brooklyn Dodgers also the La Dodgers. Jewish guy, Yeah,
33:56
Speaker 2: good job, but you chiefs linebacker Currently he's with the
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Speaker 2: Chief defensive star held out for a big contract. A
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Speaker 2: couple of years ago. Generic name fab five guy. He
34:08
Speaker 2: coached the Washington Wizards for a while coach got yeah,
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Speaker 2: too late, too late, too late.
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Speaker 7: Chris Jones was the chance Yeah yeah, alright, alright, uh
34:22
Speaker 7: jee there, all right, Jed, we have judgment days that correct, Yes,
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Speaker 7: it is alright.
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Speaker 2: Alright.
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Speaker 7: These athletes will be Hall of Fame eligible next year.
34:40
Speaker 7: So twenty twenty seven, they will be Hall of Fame eligible.
34:42
Speaker 7: H forty five seconds on the clock. Let's begin.
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Speaker 4: Uh.
34:45
Speaker 7: Super Bowl winning quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Yes, this
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Speaker 7: guy was the power forward for the Clippers during the
34:52
Speaker 7: Lob City days. Yes, this guy was the catcher for
34:56
Speaker 7: the Giants like forever.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 4: Uh.
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Speaker 7: This guy was a cornerback for the Seattle Seahawks during
35:05
Speaker 7: the Legion of Boom era.
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Speaker 5: Richard H.
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Speaker 2: Richard Yep, yep.
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Speaker 3: Uh.
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Speaker 7: This guy beat cancer. He was a pitcher for the
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Speaker 7: Red Sox and the Cubs. One World Series with both
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Speaker 7: of them. Chris t No, all right, we'll skip that one.
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Speaker 6: Uh.
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Speaker 7: This guy had the same all right. He was with
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Speaker 7: the seventy six ers. Originally he won Finals MVP with
35:29
Speaker 7: the Warriors.
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Speaker 2: No, man, how many was that with Rena?
35:33
Speaker 6: Not good?
35:36
Speaker 7: No, it was one sheet. Look at that, My god, Ena,
35:42
Speaker 7: Oh my god, we're tired. All right, we'll go all right.
35:47
Speaker 2: Oh, I was trying to come up with ways.
35:50
Speaker 7: He kind of came up with.
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Speaker 2: Answer to this. Yeah, you're you're a woman. Okay, calm down,
35:55
Speaker 2: let's see d block. We have protect your neck and
35:59
Speaker 2: still on it, protected neck, all right, protect your neck?
36:05
Speaker 2: Very good. Are these athletes all had major neck injuries?
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Speaker 2: Major neck injuries? Are you ready? Yes? All right? For
36:17
Speaker 2: forty five seconds of the clock where we did first
36:19
Speaker 2: and last name, and we are on our way and
36:23
Speaker 2: go here we go, all right. Colts quarterback who played
36:27
Speaker 2: for the Broncos at the end of his career, won
36:28
Speaker 2: a Super Bowl. Come on, Uh, the playmaker for the Cowboys, Michael. Yes,
36:40
Speaker 2: Cecil's son baseball player, played for the Brewers and the Tigers.
36:44
Speaker 2: Did a lot of home outfielders. Yes, former Pittsburgh senior
36:49
Speaker 2: defensive back. He's a loudmouth on ESPN. Now he's a
36:52
Speaker 2: talking head. He does a podcast. He thinks he has
36:54
Speaker 2: the answer to all wise problems. Now, not Shannon, but
37:01
Speaker 2: the other brother who played for the Packers. Yes, good job,
37:07
Speaker 2: you a third base jump the third baseman.
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Speaker 7: Alright, alright, alright, Jed, all right, Jed, we have still
37:21
Speaker 7: on it.
37:22
Speaker 2: Uh. These athletes are some of the oldest.
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Speaker 7: These are some of the oldest all stars of all time.
37:30
Speaker 7: All right, forty five seconds on the clock, let's begin.
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Speaker 7: He's the King on the Lakers right now, Yes, the
37:38
Speaker 7: all time hit king.
37:42
Speaker 2: Yes.
37:42
Speaker 7: This guy was the Sandman closer for the Yankees. This
37:47
Speaker 7: guy was a quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens. He won
37:50
Speaker 7: a Super Bowl with them. He's still playing in the NFL.
37:55
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, all right, doesn't guess.
38:00
Speaker 7: Guy's a left fielder for the Red Sox. He played
38:03
Speaker 7: twenty three seasons back in the day, three thousand hits.
38:09
Speaker 2: Uh, all right. This guy was a point guard.
38:12
Speaker 7: This guy was a point guard for the Celtics in
38:15
Speaker 7: the fifties.
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Speaker 2: O Jed joke, Jed who fled? Joke?
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Speaker 6: I'm absolutely means that.
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Speaker 2: Joe Flacco, Joe fla de block you won, d block
38:30
Speaker 2: You gotta go the deckad, you gotta go.
38:33
Speaker 4: The deck it.
38:33
Speaker 2: You gotta go the decade. Good jump by you, d
38:39
Speaker 2: block shot you took down? Jed who fled?
38:42
Speaker 4: Jed?
38:42
Speaker 2: How embarrassed?
38:45
Speaker 6: What do you?
38:46
Speaker 1: What do you?
38:46
Speaker 2: What is? What are you yelling about? What do you think?
38:48
Speaker 4: You go back and check it.
38:50
Speaker 6: I definitely said Joe.
38:51
Speaker 2: No, you did not say You did not say you
38:53
Speaker 2: said John, you said name. I think you said na
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Speaker 2: jim Bo. Even if you even if you did, that
38:59
Speaker 2: wasn't enough points, Even if you did see that shouldn't
39:02
Speaker 2: all right? Shut up about g Block. Anyone you want
39:06
Speaker 2: to thank d Block for this win, unbelievable win.
39:09
Speaker 4: Go Bear is the whole city of Chicago, all right,
39:12
Speaker 4: all of Chicago.
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Speaker 2: Look at that. He's in Miami. His heart's back in Chicago.
39:16
Speaker 2: There