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- 0:24Speaker 1: Beard Law Number eight, the Magic eight ball law. There's
- 0:27Speaker 1: no need to ask the magic eight ball if your
- 0:29Speaker 1: beard looks good, if it looks sexy, or will it
- 0:31Speaker 1: get you laid? It even knows to always come back. Yes,
- 0:38Speaker 1: what's up everybody? This is Beard Laws Podcast, Episode eight.
- 0:41Speaker 1: It's been a little bit and I want to apologize
- 0:43Speaker 1: to everybody. It's been a crazy month. We haven't had
- 0:47Speaker 1: the chance to link up with Logan and do sports.
- 0:50Speaker 1: He's in a play that his wife directed. He's been
- 0:53Speaker 1: swamped with that. There's been a lot going on with sports,
- 0:55Speaker 1: so I might try to jump in just kind of
- 0:57Speaker 1: hit a couple highlights. Haven't had a chance to sync
- 1:00Speaker 1: up with Greg with Two Beards, one record. He's got
- 1:03Speaker 1: a lot of stuff going on. He's actually in the
- 1:05Speaker 1: process of tearing apart his house and holiday seasons come in.
- 1:09Speaker 1: He's got a lot going on on top of having
- 1:11Speaker 1: a pile of kids. Then there's myself. I decided and
- 1:13Speaker 1: a dream that I had that I was gonna build
- 1:15Speaker 1: myself a studio. So I started to build the studio.
- 1:17Speaker 1: I got the roof on, actually fell through the roof,
- 1:20Speaker 1: was walking on a ceiling brace. It snapped, thankfully, I
- 1:23Speaker 1: guess there was a crossbrace and it caught me right
- 1:27Speaker 1: at my balls, so my balls, my leg, everything has
- 1:31Speaker 1: been extremely sore. Good news is swellings down, bruises are
- 1:34Speaker 1: going away, and I'm gonna make it. Might be a
- 1:36Speaker 1: free visectomy. So exciting news. It's been a little slow
- 1:40Speaker 1: equipments and shambles. The planning's happening, going to start framing,
- 1:44Speaker 1: have a game plan, gonna do this thing. It's gonna
- 1:46Speaker 1: be a nice winter project because unfortunately we went from
- 1:49Speaker 1: fall to winter. Overnight, it's been cold, there's snow. It's winter.
- 1:55Speaker 1: We're gonna have snow until March. So we have a project.
- 1:57Speaker 1: Like I said, guys, I am sorry for any listeners,
- 2:01Speaker 1: any viewers, for the lack of episodes, but we're going
- 2:03Speaker 1: to get this crank back up. It's the holiday season, winter,
- 2:06Speaker 1: there's not a lot of stuff to do. So Logan's
- 2:08Speaker 1: gonna be back with his year in my thoughts in
- 2:10Speaker 1: sports talk, Greg will get him going, you know, get
- 2:14Speaker 1: into a little music chap for two beards, one record.
- 2:16Speaker 1: We're gonna get this thing going again so quick. A
- 2:17Speaker 1: little recap in sports baseball, pirates cleaned house, they got
- 2:22Speaker 1: rid of their GM, they got rid of their coach,
- 2:24Speaker 1: they got rid of everything. Hurdle, phenomenal coach great Career
- 2:27Speaker 1: announce his retirement shortly after. Pirates actually just signed the
- 2:32Speaker 1: old vice president from the Blue Jays. We'll see where
- 2:35Speaker 1: this goes. We'll see where the rest of the pieces
- 2:36Speaker 1: fall as far as coaching. I was going to go
- 2:38Speaker 1: into this big, long rant about Pirate Baseball, but I'm
- 2:41Speaker 1: kind of glad I didn't. It's a very long winded
- 2:44Speaker 1: rant that really fires me up, and it was all
- 2:47Speaker 1: typed out. I had everything what I wanted to say,
- 2:49Speaker 1: and then the Pirates started cleaning house. So it's almost
- 2:51Speaker 1: like I didn't even have to say it. Because the
- 2:53Speaker 1: city of Pittsburgh is just sick of seeing a terrible
- 2:57Speaker 1: baseball team. So the owners, instead of me bashing them
- 3:00Speaker 1: and saying a bunch of terrible things, look like they're
- 3:02Speaker 1: they're doing something about it. So let's hope the Pirates
- 3:04Speaker 1: can get out of this funk and start getting some players,
- 3:07Speaker 1: start getting a contending team. Baseball just announced the twenty
- 3:11Speaker 1: twenty official Hall of Fame ballot. The thirty two player
- 3:14Speaker 1: ballot includes fourteen holdovers from the last couple of years
- 3:18Speaker 1: and eighteen newcomers. So I'm gonna go through the list
- 3:21Speaker 1: real quick. Here's the eighteen newcomers in alphabetical order. Bobby
- 3:25Speaker 1: and Brave, Josh Beckett, Heath Bell, Eric Chavez, Adam Dunchone, Figgins,
- 3:29Speaker 1: Raphael for Call, Jason Giambi, Raul Ibanyez, Derek Jeter gonna
- 3:33Speaker 1: get in, that's no surprise. But if he gets unanimous,
- 3:36Speaker 1: going to be beyond pissed off. That's a whole different
- 3:38Speaker 1: conversation we're gonna have with Logan, Paul Kanerko Cliff Lee, Carlos, Penia,
- 3:42Speaker 1: Brad Penny, JJ Putts, Brian Roberts, Alfonso Soriana, and Jose
- 3:45Speaker 1: Belverde vera Verde. Jose Verdaverde just a cool name to say.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Among the other players that are going as Kurt Shilling
- 3:52Speaker 1: on his eighth ballot last year with sixty point nine,
- 3:54Speaker 1: he's trending up. Roger Clement, also his eighth year on
- 3:57Speaker 1: the ballot, fifty nine and a half. Barry Bonds my
- 3:59Speaker 1: boy eight fifty nine point one. For the love of God,
- 4:02Speaker 1: hit that seventy five percent. Please fuck your allegations, all
- 4:05Speaker 1: you sports writers. All of these guys have pieces in
- 4:08Speaker 1: the Hall of fame pretty much already. They're very deserving.
- 4:11Speaker 1: Get them in. Larry Walker's is last year fifty four
- 4:13Speaker 1: to six. I doubt it. There has historically been a
- 4:16Speaker 1: spike on the tenth year of the ballot in players.
- 4:19Speaker 1: I just don't see if Larry Walker, Omarvis gal third year,
- 4:23Speaker 1: Manny Ramire's fourth, Jeff Ken seventh, Got Rolling third, Billy
- 4:26Speaker 1: Wagner fifth, Todd Helton second, Gary Sheffield sixth, Any Pettitt second,
- 4:29Speaker 1: Sam Me soon to eight, Andrew Jones third. Another Sports
- 4:33Speaker 1: News Steelers Brown's crazy altercation. If you haven't seen it,
- 4:38Speaker 1: YouTube it. Mason Rudolph, Steelers quarterback got into a little
- 4:42Speaker 1: altercation with the Browns, tried ripping off his helmet, ended
- 4:45Speaker 1: up getting his helmet ripped off and his own helmet
- 4:48Speaker 1: smashed on his head. Ugly scene. Glad nobody got her.
- 4:52Speaker 1: NFL jumped in quickly suspended. Some people find some people
- 4:56Speaker 1: they got a lot to shake out. I feel like
- 4:57Speaker 1: they need to set the precedent pretty high. Nobody ever
- 5:00Speaker 1: thinks about doing that again. That's just some nasty shit.
- 5:03Speaker 1: And you see all over YouTube and some other videos
- 5:05Speaker 1: people actually taking helmets, smashing shit showing what it can do.
- 5:09Speaker 1: People were smashing through wooden chairs, smashing all sorts of stuff.
- 5:12Speaker 1: Just an ugly scene. Glad nobody got hurt, especially Rudoff.
- 5:15Speaker 1: He just got back from him and his his brain
- 5:18Speaker 1: scrambled walking around with a face mask because the cart
- 5:21Speaker 1: broke down after I honestly thought he was dead. I
- 5:24Speaker 1: watched the video and I was like, holy shit, I
- 5:26Speaker 1: couldn't breathe. And this is just, you know, a team
- 5:29Speaker 1: that I like. I couldn't imagine a family member, a
- 5:31Speaker 1: friend seeing this action. And he walks off the field
- 5:34Speaker 1: looking like he's in like Bobby Bouchet from Waterboy. Just
- 5:37Speaker 1: a scary scene. But again, glad everything's all right. Hockey
- 5:41Speaker 1: season is in full form. Hoping to head up and
- 5:44Speaker 1: check out the couple of Sens games again, seeing a
- 5:47Speaker 1: couple already, but I'm only forty minutes from a stadium.
- 5:50Speaker 1: Baby watched that NHL action. Also in other news, nothing
- 5:54Speaker 1: to do with sports, Well, I guess it's technically sports esports.
- 5:57Speaker 1: Djent Esports is an esports organization that I am a
- 6:02Speaker 1: founder of, specializing in mobile gaming. Right now, Call of Duty,
- 6:05Speaker 1: Mobile Brawl Stars, and Clash Rayal just a couple of
- 6:08Speaker 1: games and name the few looking for expansion pro players.
- 6:12Speaker 1: We got a discord, we got everything going on, growing
- 6:16Speaker 1: significantly growing quick, amazing staff who In the next couple
- 6:22Speaker 1: of episodes, I'm actually going to grab some dj esport management.
- 6:26Speaker 1: I'm going to grab some players. I'm going to start
- 6:28Speaker 1: doing a couple of video game related episodes. Also have
- 6:32Speaker 1: a new crew that is starting, the ad K crew
- 6:35Speaker 1: also on the YouTube, a bunch of us on Twitch.
- 6:38Speaker 1: Just an amazing crew as well, variety gamers that are
- 6:42Speaker 1: just a little off the wall, eccentric, just a lot
- 6:45Speaker 1: of fun. So if you're into that, feel free to
- 6:46Speaker 1: check it out ADK on Like I said, YouTube, and
- 6:50Speaker 1: we're all over the place you're looking for. So if
- 6:53Speaker 1: you're looking for someone to follow on Twitch, I'd love
- 6:55Speaker 1: it if you checked me out Twitch dot tv, slash
- 6:57Speaker 1: official Beard Laws got about a three hundred and sixty
- 6:59Speaker 1: follow that's pretty sweet. I do it for fun. I
- 7:02Speaker 1: have a great time. Another couple of exciting things that's
- 7:05Speaker 1: going to be happening in some future episodes. Is going
- 7:08Speaker 1: to add a couple new segments, all right, going to
- 7:12Speaker 1: start doing a hidden question somewhere in each podcast episode,
- 7:16Speaker 1: starting probably with episode nine, going to ask a hidden question,
- 7:20Speaker 1: and what you will need to do is you're going
- 7:22Speaker 1: to need to email Mat at beeard Laws dot com
- 7:24Speaker 1: or Logan at beard laws dot com with the answer,
- 7:27Speaker 1: and everybody that gets the answer correct are going to
- 7:29Speaker 1: be entered to win a prize. It's pretty exciting stuff.
- 7:32Speaker 1: I got to make sure that people are out there
- 7:34Speaker 1: actually listening, you know what I mean. Also going to
- 7:36Speaker 1: incorporate a couple of people for potential restaurant reviews in
- 7:39Speaker 1: the area. Not only is that going to promote beard
- 7:42Speaker 1: Laws hopefully, hopefully that's going to show some love for
- 7:45Speaker 1: some local restaurants. Also looking if anybody is interested a
- 7:50Speaker 1: Sisters for Whiskers portion of the podcast. So if anybody
- 7:54Speaker 1: out there has always kind of wanted to podcast, want
- 7:57Speaker 1: to learn about it, want to talk about it, have
- 7:59Speaker 1: something that they want to talk I would love to
- 8:00Speaker 1: have you have your own little segment, even if it's
- 8:03Speaker 1: a ten to fifteen minute conversation. You got your own
- 8:05Speaker 1: Sister for Whiskers podcast, and you keep coming by, I'm
- 8:08Speaker 1: gonna hook you up with some Sisters for Whiskers merch.
- 8:10Speaker 1: And speaking of merch, obviously beard laws dot Com got
- 8:13Speaker 1: tons of it. If anybody out there is looking for
- 8:15Speaker 1: their own brand, their own merch, hit me up. I
- 8:18Speaker 1: have great prices with a couple of companies that I
- 8:21Speaker 1: work for, and I'm looking to expand, looking to help
- 8:24Speaker 1: anybody out at a very reasonable price. And anybody that
- 8:27Speaker 1: is a part of GJT Esports, our merch is out
- 8:30Speaker 1: as well. The ADK boys, we got our stuff out there.
- 8:33Speaker 1: They already know about that. But just some just something
- 8:35Speaker 1: that as beard Laws, just another thing that I want
- 8:38Speaker 1: to offer, and one thing I do want to talk
- 8:40Speaker 1: about beard Laws obviously, you guys know what I do.
- 8:43Speaker 1: I have had the pleasure of working with several businesses,
- 8:46Speaker 1: all you amazing people that have donated from the October cause,
- 8:50Speaker 1: you know, the breast cancer shirts everything else. I was
- 8:53Speaker 1: able to donate enough money to hit the goal just
- 8:55Speaker 1: under seventy six hundred dollars. The order is being placed,
- 9:00Speaker 1: quote is in. So I'm hoping within the next couple
- 9:02Speaker 1: of months to get all the TVs hung. I'm a static,
- 9:06Speaker 1: I'm beyond thrilled. I'm gonna start doing some videos. I'm
- 9:08Speaker 1: gonna do some before, some during, some afters. Have like
- 9:11Speaker 1: a very nice video and everything of this and the
- 9:14Speaker 1: great memory and everything that has been done with Beard Law.
- 9:17Speaker 1: So anybody that has been a part of the journey,
- 9:20Speaker 1: thank you guys very much. I appreciate the hell out
- 9:22Speaker 1: of every single one of you. And being November, it's
- 9:26Speaker 1: kind of known as a lot of things recently, No November.
- 9:29Speaker 1: I don't get that. Going all of November without nutting
- 9:32Speaker 1: is just stupid. If you need attention that bad, I
- 9:35Speaker 1: feel bad for you. I can't imagine it, So please
- 9:37Speaker 1: please don't participate. No No, No November. That's just ridiculus.
- 9:41Speaker 1: There's also no shave November. I get behind that shit.
- 9:44Speaker 1: There's also November November absolutely amazing. If you don't know
- 9:47Speaker 1: what it is, I feel like you kind of live
- 9:49Speaker 1: under a rock. But November is obviously something that is
- 9:53Speaker 1: changing the face of men's health awareness. It's a month
- 9:57Speaker 1: of growing a mustache to raise money and awareness for
- 10:01Speaker 1: prostate and testical cancer. As many of you know, my
- 10:06Speaker 1: little brother had testical cancer. Thankfully he beat that and
- 10:10Speaker 1: some other cancer that he did have. But it's very
- 10:13Speaker 1: important to self check, all right, gentlemen, self check all
- 10:18Speaker 1: the time. If you think something's not right, go see
- 10:20Speaker 1: your doctor. Early detection is key, and it's a common thing.
- 10:25Speaker 1: Cancer sucks, but it's a common thing. Early detection. Shouldn't
- 10:28Speaker 1: have anything to worry about. It's very common. If you're
- 10:30Speaker 1: going to get cancer, it's kind of the one to get.
- 10:32Speaker 1: But like I said, make sure that you do that.
- 10:34Speaker 1: I like what November is about. I just can't get
- 10:37Speaker 1: down on just a mustache. Maybe I'm just an over
- 10:39Speaker 1: a cheezer. Maybe I'm just an overachiever. Grow that big stash,
- 10:43Speaker 1: grow that big beard. That's what I do all year
- 10:45Speaker 1: for a good cause. So if you need more information
- 10:47Speaker 1: on November, just go to November dot com. So, like
- 10:50Speaker 1: I said, this is just going to be a short
- 10:52Speaker 1: and sweet episode just to kind of let you guys know, Hey, One,
- 10:55Speaker 1: I'm still alive. Two, my studio, my setup and everything
- 10:59Speaker 1: for the podcast, for everything is just kind of all
- 11:02Speaker 1: out of sorts. It's gonna be a slow process, but
- 11:04Speaker 1: we're gonna get through this. We're gonna keep the episodes cranking,
- 11:07Speaker 1: even in the temporary studio. Once we get live, it's
- 11:10Speaker 1: gonna be awesome. I'm gonna put some stuff all over
- 11:12Speaker 1: social media so you guys can see this as we
- 11:15Speaker 1: go through the building of this. I'm gonna take some
- 11:18Speaker 1: pictures just so you guys can see what's going on.
- 11:20Speaker 1: If there's anything you guys want on the podcast, shoot
- 11:23Speaker 1: an email Matt at beard Laws dot com. What I
- 11:25Speaker 1: really really want you guys to do. Everybody that listens
- 11:27Speaker 1: to this episode, email Logan at Beardlass dot com. Get
- 11:31Speaker 1: after him. Tell him, man, we miss year in my thoughts. Man,
- 11:34Speaker 1: we need you on this podcast. What are you doing?
- 11:36Speaker 1: How was the play? Why haven't you grown past five
- 11:39Speaker 1: foot tall? Just whatever you want shit, send them some
- 11:42Speaker 1: dirty jokes, some nasty pictures, just have some fun with it.
- 11:45Speaker 1: Hit us up. And like I said, guys, thank you
- 11:46Speaker 1: so much for your patience. Look forward to getting back
- 11:49Speaker 1: to the every week podcast. And like I said, short sweet,
- 11:54Speaker 1: just want to let you guys know that we haven't
- 11:57Speaker 1: gave up. We're still here, still a passion of mine.
- 11:59Speaker 1: I love this shit, So thank you guys very much.
- 12:01Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw in some random Like I said, thank
- 12:04Speaker 1: you guys very much, I'm gonna throw in a couple
- 12:06Speaker 1: of ads of some businesses because without them, the funding,
- 12:10Speaker 1: everything that they do for the podcast and the community,
- 12:14Speaker 1: this won't be a thing. If you're interested in getting
- 12:16Speaker 1: your ad on here being a sponsor anything like that.
- 12:19Speaker 1: Hit me up mattabeard Loos dot com. It is now
- 12:21Speaker 1: time for beard news. This weekend, November eighth and November
- 12:25Speaker 1: ninth is the National Beard Championship located in Tinley Park, Illinois,
- 12:30Speaker 1: which is an easy thirty minute drive from Chicago. Did
- 12:33Speaker 1: you know that you could just jump at the opportunity
- 12:36Speaker 1: of a spontaneous day trip filled with delicious craft beer
- 12:39Speaker 1: in battle over the wildest beards in the country. It's
- 12:42Speaker 1: going to happen at three fifty breweries Insanity Factory, like
- 12:47Speaker 1: I said, in Tinley Park, Illinois, and a portion of
- 12:50Speaker 1: the ticket sale proceeds are going to go directly to
- 12:53Speaker 1: local charities in the venue city, which is going to
- 12:55Speaker 1: be Like I mentioned, Tinley Park, if you guys are
- 12:58Speaker 1: in the area, check it out. I was so torn,
- 13:00Speaker 1: I debated going so, if you're in the area, check
- 13:02Speaker 1: it out the National Beard in Mustache Championship in tin
- 13:05Speaker 1: Le Illinois. Another beard News was reading an article by
- 13:09Speaker 1: Globalnewswire dot com that came out and said that the
- 13:14Speaker 1: global beard oil market size is expected to reach one
- 13:17Speaker 1: point three to four billion that's right, billion with a
- 13:20Speaker 1: B by twenty twenty five. The market has grown six
- 13:24Speaker 1: point three percent during the forecast period. Many people have
- 13:29Speaker 1: lent advice on where beard law should go. And everybody
- 13:32Speaker 1: wants me to have my own beard oil. And it's
- 13:34Speaker 1: just a saturated market that there's just everybody's doing it.
- 13:37Speaker 1: Everybody can do it. I mean you have companies like
- 13:40Speaker 1: Bossman Brands, Leven Rows, Brickel Men's Products, Mountaineer Brand, Profit
- 13:45Speaker 1: and Tools, the American Beard Company, Honest Amish, Viking Revolution.
- 13:50Speaker 1: I could go on and on and on and on
- 13:51Speaker 1: and on, and a lot of these are amazing products.
- 13:53Speaker 1: And this doesn't even include everybody and their brother that's
- 13:55Speaker 1: into the essential oil game that is making their beard oils.
- 13:59Speaker 1: It's great for the market, it's great for the beard.
- 14:01Speaker 1: The growth of the beard oil market just means the
- 14:04Speaker 1: growth pun intended of the beard market is continuing to
- 14:08Speaker 1: grow while somebody puns there didn't even mean it just
- 14:11Speaker 1: came out another beard news in sport News. It's gonna
- 14:14Speaker 1: be our last beard news article. Hopefully get some great sports,
- 14:18Speaker 1: or maybe there was already some great sports by Logan.
- 14:21Speaker 1: He's been absent a little bit, a lot going on.
- 14:23Speaker 1: He's actually in a play, so he's had a lot
- 14:25Speaker 1: of play practice. So this article as everybody knows, and
- 14:28Speaker 1: hopefully we get a chance to do a recap on
- 14:30Speaker 1: the World Series. Then Nationals are the twenty nineteen World
- 14:33Speaker 1: Series champions, and there's a supervan, BJ Truding who decided
- 14:38Speaker 1: and I think it's a terrible idea, but he raised
- 14:41Speaker 1: I think it was sixteen hundred dollars for charity, so
- 14:44Speaker 1: I can see that. Yeah, he raised sixteen hundred dollars
- 14:47Speaker 1: and is donating the money to the Nationals Youth Baseball Academy.
- 14:50Speaker 1: Seven years, he went seven years growing a beard. I
- 14:53Speaker 1: think it was a nine inch beard decided to shave
- 14:56Speaker 1: it off. Here's a little clip from the article that
- 14:58Speaker 1: was provided by Live five new dot com.
- 15:06Speaker 2: It's been seven years since NAT's superfan VJ. Truding, with
- 15:10Speaker 2: the barber that is going to be looking at up last,
- 15:12Speaker 2: trimmed his Washington whiskers tonight before a crowd of Natitude
- 15:18Speaker 2: at the Salt Line. Nine inch beard be gone. Truding's
- 15:25Speaker 2: mom and sister gave ceremonial trends. Moments later, then nat
- 15:38Speaker 2: superfan saw his chin for the first time since twenty twelve. Truding,
- 15:44Speaker 2: a longtime Nova resident and school teacher who moved to
- 15:47Speaker 2: New Orleans in July, flew home this weekend for the
- 15:51Speaker 2: special shade. He raised more than sixteen hundred dollars online
- 16:00Speaker 2: and just donating that money to the Nationals Youth Baseball
- 16:04Speaker 2: Academy in Southeast. It's definitely I don't recognize his story
- 16:09Speaker 2: is he's just a guy who loves the Nats and
- 16:11Speaker 2: is larger than life, so people relate to that. Truding
- 16:17Speaker 2: lost the beard and then his clothes struck through the
- 16:21Speaker 2: fountain on a chili but historic November night in Washington.
- 16:25Speaker 1: Well could have done without seeing a teacher in an
- 16:27Speaker 1: American plague speedo running through the fountain. But hey, let's
- 16:31Speaker 1: have a moment of silence for super fan BJ's nine
- 16:35Speaker 1: inch beard. Thank you, Rest in peace.
- 16:44Speaker 2: Beard.
- 16:45Speaker 1: That concludes Beard News. Thanks for listening again, Thank you
- 16:48Speaker 1: guys very much. Depending when you listen to this, there's
- 16:51Speaker 1: going to be a Taco Tuesday at some point in
- 16:52Speaker 1: your life very soon. He does tacos up, but never
- 16:55Speaker 1: trust a fart on Taco Tuesday. That's my advice for
- 16:58Speaker 1: you again, Thank you guys all so much. Until next time,
- 17:00Speaker 1: and is always bear down s