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SubOptimal: Indiana Jones Dial of Destiny & Spider-Verse Ban in UAE · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  what a week what a week I don't know if you can keep you up in the news submarines
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  suck yeah especially submarines that um professional submariners said please
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  don't go underwater in that welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerd
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  yes like um but I don't know I was reading a lot of Articles oh my God
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  people were just jumping anything just to post something about it oh yeah I saw
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  one thing like they've only got um like 40 hours left and then article next to
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  it they've now worked out they've got 90 hours and then there's knocking then
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  there's knock knocking and then it's oh yeah it destroyed a few days ago yeah
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  they've been dead this whole time mhm
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  which is terrible yeah but inevitable I uh one News Network and I can't remember
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  which one one of the American ones had a countdown like a live countdown that's
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  disgusting y yeah that that truly is
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  yeah they've they've had calls yeah voicing distaste I know that there was some hope
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  because I hearing hearing banging like in 30 minute intervals which is a he
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  okay of a good sign that well I thought they couldn't even locate it for quite
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  some time right well that they couldn't they still haven't what they found
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  is what they think is debris from it basically imploding yeah right right
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  from the the pressure of being under the deep ocean yes yeah yeah so that that's
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  the one thing they they would not have suffered they would have would have been
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  very very quick which is the funny thing was yeah right right I it it didn't make
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  it into my news feed for quite some time actually because this whole thing lasted
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  two to three days right of of constant news cycle but it was a a full day in
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  before I heard anything about it and I think it just my preferences filter it
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  out somehow until James Cameron started weighing in and then it was all over my
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  feet and I like the fact that people go like why is this director commenting on
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  this come yeah he he's probably the
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  world fully qualified submarin yeah he is one of the few people who actually
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  has been to the wreck of the Titanic successfully and and
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  back funded it himself and I think that just sort of shows how dangerous the
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  ocean still is people don't understand that like it's not just jumping in like
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  an airplane the pressure under there is insane yeah which I mean you go through
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  your whole life without really thinking about deep sea pressure until you're
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  confronted with it but have you ever carried a bucket of water it's heavy
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  it's imagine you had kilometers worth of
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  that on top of you yeah yep but yeah so
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  that was that was bit of interesting news this week but yeah but then you've
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  got the other side which is people going oh they billionaires they [ __ ]
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  deserved it and I'm like well I don't know if they deserved it they certainly
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  knew that there were risks I mean all of these kind of billionaire playboy
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  explorers yeah they do they climb mountains and ski Tundras they know that
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  they're doing risky things but yeah they don't deserve it's not it's not haha yes
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  I don't see why people sort of get excited and happy that these people it's
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  still a tragedy yeah like if this was five I don't know poor kids from the
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  third world everyone would be jumping on board Elon Musk would be there with a
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  Little Submarine again submarine yeah yeah and that's what I've seen some
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  people go oh this is only in the news because there sort of so rich and S and
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  like it was something else that wouldn't be in the news it's like no you had the
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  chil miners you had the the cave like it
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  makes it's world news because it's like it's a Titanic every it's yeah go down
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  there it's not something happens every week yes yeah I wonder though because
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  it's look it's an expensive holiday right 300,000 or something yeah so it's
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  more than A4 million dollars a piece five people going down there um you
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  would think oh the guys are making mint I'm pretty sure they're going to have to
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  pay out a lot of money to the families of these people um can't see this not
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  being expensive for them in the aftermath well the guy who runs it he's
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  gone as well so right yep CU there's that sure there's that um they would have
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  definitely been signing away sure everything no one left to Sue I guess
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  cuz cuz like well it's one of the things like there's no way you're getting
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  insurance for that yeah like no going to pay insurance for like that because it's
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  like when the Pol Mission and the astronauts they don't get insurance oh
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  sure well it's like anything like that I mean uh you remember my bachelor party
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  all those decades ago when we went to paintball right mhm and they said oh you
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  have to sign a waiver that signs away all liability from us and uh I jokingly
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  said oh I don't let any I don't sign anything without my lawyer Reading it
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  first so I handed it to Grant and said can you read through this and and uh he
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  was said oh yeah no it's fine you can sign this because none of these are
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  things you can legally sign away anyway so if you get hurt you're well within
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  your rights to sue these people whether you they have this form or not yeah but
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  it also comes down to how you get hurt yeah exactly like unless you're in
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  America and then it's just who has the better lawyer oh yeah yeah then show and
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  austral it's a bit different you can't just fly go I'm suing you and do it and
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  then settle out of court yeah that's right good Lord look we mentioned elong
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  for for a brief moment in there there's some Elon Musk news this week too
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  although I I haven't put it in the spreadsheet but uh oh are we talking
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  about his fight gonna fight Mark Zuckerberg this is a terrible idea if
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  he's agreeing to it cuz Zucker bird will destroy you
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  see this reminds me of When U ball challenged his critics to come and fight
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  him because they were being very brutal in the media and the critics thought
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  that he was sort of joking it was going to be no he got in there and beat the
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  [ __ ] out of yeah no kid gloves from Uber ball who is a towering 6'5 German with a
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  grudge yes and uh well I don't think Zuckerberg has a grudge does he I don't
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  know neither of them need the money what is this like yeah it's not like yeah we
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  need yeah we're going to do this for a bit of publicity and make a few million
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  no it's yeah U ball sold tickets to his and pay-per-view and profited from it
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  yeah as well as getting to beat the [ __ ] out of people that had said nasty things
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  about him in the news cuz the thing I think about it CU every now and again
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  you'll see like YouTubers have like boxing rout and it's terrible it's not
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  actually yeah yeah interesting because they don't they can't fight like it'd be
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  like if we decided to try to fight one another this but in this case I could
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  see Zuckerberg does know how to fight he does doesn't he so what's zaker BG's
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  history of martial arts he tell jiujitsu or something Jiu-Jitsu yeah yeah and
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  Elon Musk even he's joking like he his mov is the warus where he'll just lie on top of
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  him right sure I mean not a bad moveie if you can get on top of him
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  but yeah I don't know coming at you if it's a joke or if it's happening because
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  the one who's speaking the most about it is Elon Musk correct yeah yeah so this
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  is the kind of thing I'd normally dismiss except that there's Elon is
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  someone who puts his money where his mouth is he said he was gonna [ __ ]
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  put a Tesla in orbit and he did you know what I mean like he does stuff weird
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  crazy stuff because he says it and likes the sound of it all started with not an
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  actual call out from it was an interview or something okay I think on Twitter
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  which was serly saying like zako would be prepared to fight and name time and
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  place and he responded to that going Las Vegas I don't know I don't know if that
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  was but you know that's where you do it in interviews where interviewers ask
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  stupid questions that AR yeah 100% and in fact I'd say 80% of the headlines I
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  read in the news nowadays are throwaway things that people said to dumb
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  questions in interviews you know well it's like those times where you hear
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  like an interview go hey would you want to play James Bond or something they go
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  and they're like yeah sure yeah yeah sure it's not like they're going to say
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  no and then the next headline is they they want to be vying for James Bond
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  yeah correct yeah because that's news cycle so he says because you need the clicks
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  that's why yeah what I've started doing when I see news I try and read at least
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  two to three articles that sort of try
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  and confirm yes yes yes agreed
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  agreed well that we were talking before we started about Indiana
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  Jones yeah so dial of Destiny is out in some places around the world it's not
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  out here yet but it's had some this week yeah it's some premieres and so a lot of
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  uh journalists yes and critics have seen
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  it and have which weigh in look I don't pay attention to what a lot of critics
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  say because yeah no fair absolutely Fair critics don't like a lot of the movies I
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  like yeah so the the journalists in air quotes and critics also in air quotes
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  that I do listen to are essentially just people with podcasts like us or YouTube
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  channels like ours who tend to like the
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  same type of things as me or at least are annoyed by the same things that
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  annoy me yeah right um and so I'm getting a little concerned because the
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  type of things that would normally put me off enjoying a movie seem to be the
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  things that these people are talking about and it without any spoilers it's
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  just that yeah there's plenty of stunts there's plenty of cool on liners but
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  what there isn't is a real really good story and really good character
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  development like the old movies had and this is a thing I think people
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  need to when they go in the see this you're not going to have the same
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  experience you had when you were watching the original movies when you
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  were 10 years old yeah yeah yeah yeah like you are very different you've and I
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  think this is where people get a lot critical of movies now because you're
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  not 10 yeah it's not just a wow look at this it's you you go into pick problem
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  of movies now yeah and you go in expecting like every movie we saw when
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  we were little kids we weren't even really wondering whether we were going
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  to like it or not you were just watching it so that you've seen that movie you
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  know like oh I watch this one now you weren't going I hope it's good that
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  never even came into it when they were good you were like guys you got to watch
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  this but that's it like even at the time you're like you were excited to just go
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  to the movies it didn't matter or the video store excited it was and you go to
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  and you spend hours trying to pick something we don't have that anymore now
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  it's just so I think that's part of the problem that people need to start they're
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  not there meant to be an acceptance you're just going in this is make
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  believe it's not real it's just for entertainment stop trying to pull it
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  apart saying that there are movies I don't like still but oh sure
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  sure think we're too critical and I think no I would agree with that and and
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  I would love to watch Indiana Jones not not hoping not even not even wanting
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  it to be good but just to watch it to see to see what it is to see what Indie
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  does on this adventure yeah that there was some you saw uh
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  clickbait the title that like Phoebe is worse than you would imagine yeah and
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  I'm just sort of like so that's someone
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  who's going negative from the start because like when we were talk about her
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  being in it we were actually thinking oh we like her this could be good exactly
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  and then she did a rewrite on the latest James Bond which to me was one of the
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  best I I thought having that fresh perspective she's incredibly witty um
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  she's not just an actress on this I believe she's also a
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  screenwriter uh but yeah the headline literally was exactly what you said
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  she's worse than you thought and it's like well we didn't we didn't think she
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  was going to be bad so yeah we we thought actually be good so yeah I was
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  worried that there was going to be too much CGI like there was in Crystal Skull
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  and that the stunts unlike stunts in Raiders and in Last Crusade which
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  actually were done for real with stunt actors and therefore you believed that
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  the characters could do those stunts albeit dangerously yeah and well and
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  there's actually more sense of actual fear that's yes there so when I watch
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  when I watch shy abff doing the splits between two Jeeps having a sword fight
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  I'm not really concerned that he's going to get hurt you know in the same way as
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  when Indie is literally hanging off a tank yes on the edge of a cliff that I
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  don't know how this is going to come out I assume he'll survive but I don't know
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  how and especially you know you know sh buff ain't doing the
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  splits no now look my tolerance for shil buff is considerably higher than your
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  Toler for sh above look I'm happy you and Matt have finally come to a bit of
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  an understanding that he's a terrible person oh look I don't no see I do want
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  to hang out with him because I think that would be hilarious but I just I
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  don't want him to hurt anyone I just hang out with him like he you hang out
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  and then he's going to be insulting your server yeah it would be like certain
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  people we grew up with that we just would hope wouldn't come out with us yes
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  because you just knew it would turn a fun into an awkward and crazy but not in
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  a good way night but yeah it might start off fine but then they just keep
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  escalating it yeah at a certain point you wish you'd just stayed home yeah
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  yeah I never understood where you used to talk about I'll still watch him in
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  things and I'm just no he's not a nice person no but he does stuff
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  like put himself in an art gallery and say do what you want to me like that's
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  not normal but you know in in an entertaining way I'm entertained by him
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  I don't like him I'm entertained by him I'm entertained by him he has sort of
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  disappeared though
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  evidently he slagged off Steven
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  Spielberg right and Steven Spielberg who is an executive producer
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  on the yeah but including the Transformers movies was like more
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  [ __ ] child buff see now I have a hard time going
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  with that cuz remember there was a story where evidently Megan
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  Fox said oh true said that thing and then they they were on and then few
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  years later Jill in a movie for him again so sometimes some of those stories
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  okay yeah you could be right you could be right I I could be wrong still but I
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  don't know just he cuz he was still cuz even that seems like the art gallery and
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  stuff that was sort of AR he was in Transformers and spelberg but
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  then that was sort of like what he was doing he wasn't
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  yes yeah doing anything he wasn't in movies he was at a cabaret abusing
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  people yeah know who I am yeah yeah I think once you start saying don't you
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  know who I am you've you've lost the plot yeah y so look Indie I want to see
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  it I don't I don't think I'll get to the movies in the next couple of weeks so
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  I'm sure this will be spoiled to high heaven I do know what the D sequence is
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  and if you if you want to know I can clarify if you skip ahead 30 seconds I'm
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  just going to ask a question before we do that is it time travel or is it a
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  flashback it's a flashback okay and the movie opens with it and apparently it's
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  nearly half an hour long oh wow and every single review that I've read
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  of this has said when that stops you'll
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  go please don't stop please don't cut to the present day please keep this
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  essentially Indiana Jones 4 straight after after the Last Crusade yeah um
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  deaged pretty well I've not heard much criticism about the effects since people
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  have actually started seeing it I've heard that some of it isn't actually
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  like full on the Aging some of it is his stuff we filmed back then that way just
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  bring back like Rog one yeah CU Rogue one like with the
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  X-Wing Pilots like there's a female X-Wing pilot and that all filmed for a
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  new hope that just wasn't in so they just reused some of that that Harrison
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  said that for some of it yeah yep and that makes sense evidently yeah the
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  first 20 to 30 minutes is essentially just an oldfashioned Indiana Jones
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  Adventure as you remember it m um and I've not heard a single criticism of it
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  everyone's saying no that's just awesome no hands down no criticism of the first
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  30 minutes then the tone changes it comes to oh not present day but
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  certain yeah that's right where is yeah it's is the moonlanding happening or
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  actually that I don't cuz remember that was in the trailers it was I thought
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  that was like a parade for them or something y so that's most of the
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  criticism that I've read that aren't directly about Phoebe wallbridge um from
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  incels who are angry that that women in
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  film um yeah um it's been about has has
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  cited that sequence as a prime example of De movie and then they stop and do a
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  big chase because you need an action sequence there and then it has no
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  bearing on the story and then when the chase finishes they go back to the movie
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  and it is a bit disappointing because I think that's one thing that the old
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  Indiana Jones movies did very well which was Major feel like the chase was the
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  movie you know it wasn't it wasn't just a set piece it's it's I think it's
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  something that happened with a lot of movies these days we lose when there's a
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  Chase scenes or a fight scene the movie stops yeah and there's that we don't
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  have as like in the old days where while that's still happening there's still
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  story happening and I'll go back even though the fight between Darth fade and
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  obiwan and New Hope wasn't exactly they're fighting but there's still story
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  there yes and even without three prequels you know there's a huge amount
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  of history there they seem to know way more about each other than you expected
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  yeah he says mysterious lines like this time I'm the master you know all of
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  these things that make you go holy [ __ ] there's so much weight in this scene mhm
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  yeah you know one filmmaker that does Chase and action very well is James
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  Cameron coming back to him and I remember watching behind the scenes of
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  the first Terminator movie where he said all of the exposition is during chases
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  so you're not just watching a Chase Kyle Ree and Linda Hamilton what's her name
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  Sarah Conor are in a car trying to get away from Terminator and it's during
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  that chase that he's explaining what a Terminator is yeah it's not when they
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  finally stop chasing and they get to a bunker and he can quietly explain it
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  he's like no cuz then you've got two boring things next to each other yes
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  you've got a Chase with no dialogue and then a dialogue with no action put them
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  both in the same scene and then that's a movie yeah I tried to take that advice
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  when I made my film The Tale job which is why every Chase has people talking in
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  it yes but yeah I think yeah that's what's missing now now it's just a now
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  we're going to have this 30 minute chase scene and like lots of stuff will be
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  happening there'll be explosions all this stuff there there's no real story
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  like you can show the first 30 seconds last 30 seconds and you still know what
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  happens well it's like that Simpsons episode where there starts becoming a
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  meltdown at the power plant and then it just cuts to the three guys in Mr
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  Burns's office going we won't bore you with the details of our miraculous
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  Escape but needless to say we need to have some changes and it's like almost
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  every scene in the Crystal Skull could be taken out and then just have them go
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  wow that was a a wild ride get getting away from those ants hey oh the
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  ants the ants the monkeys the
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  aliens oh I only saw that movie Once same and same
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  look I don't know I might go and see it in the movies comes out this week I haven't
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  been for a while I like to go to movie to get drunk that's what I'm thinking I'm
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  thinking if I was drunk I might just enjoy this on another level because
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  um oh and Matt shared oh Matt's not here oh Matt got are we allowed to say what
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  why Matt's not here I got to assume so I assume so he's got yeah he's got it he's
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  got he's got the the chest throat that we all away for a few years he's got
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  coads now you've had this Matt and I had not had it but we both thought we must
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  have had it because we've had horrible cold but we've always tested
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  negative he finally has tested positive and and he's now saying that this is
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  worse than any cold he's ever had yeah I think he's got a lot more worse than
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  what I did from the sound of it cuz I think I still recorded when I had it oh
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  a dig a dig ladies and gentlemen no no no but what I'm saying is because
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  they're you get people get affected different ways and even when he was
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  explaining it like coughing the sess the tightness I think he was yeah I got the
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  impression that he's got a lot worse than what I did yeah and I'd say maybe
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  maybe your overall health is just generally better than his but I mean I
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  don't know that to be true so well I was yeah I no I think I just didn't get as
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  bad and I was also recovering from surgery so I wasn't working or anything
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  home play G so nothing changed for me yeah but anyway match shared the trailer
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  for um Craven the hunter this week um with the uh the caption doesn't this
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  look atrocious and I watched it and I've got to say I thought it looked fantastic
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  I'm hearing that people like it and not
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  like I it looks like crazy dumb action
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  in a way that tickles me now crazy dumb action can also be absolute sh but this
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  looks like the type that I like cuz this is one of these weird things this is
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  Sony doing a SC where we still have all of the villains and the other characters from
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  Spider-Man that we can do whatever we want with so let's go with this one so
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  it's going to be not g to have Spider-Man in it no and I assume he's
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  also not going to be the baddy right like usually he's the baddy in a
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  Spider-Man well yeah well this is going to be one of
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  those twists about how like he's bad but he's not anti-er yeah yeah yeah um this
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  is an actor that I like though he's uh he's the soldier at the end of
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  uh tenet and he's also evidently and then this just to bring it back around
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  he apparently is vying for James Bond he wants to be the next
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  Bond no it's Rahul Taylor Johnson Rah
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  would be I'm all on board for that 100 % um we still need to let him know that
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  we're sort of try to get him that we're backing him does has he put his head in
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  the ring or is he we just nominated him we no I don't I think he's one of things
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  who goes like James Bond he's like well above we need to get on Twitter yeah he
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  he would be 100% And and if you if you think he's too comedic if you think he
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  can't do serious what's that vampire
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  movie on that island oh there the blind
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  Manor and those yeah few those it's it's yeah if you if you if you like those but
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  think he's he's just you're kind of side character the [ __ ] Matt would be
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  correcting me if I was here but the the latest one in that series that was set
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  on this in this little fishing Village he plays this like hardcore dude that
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  just proves to everyone that he he's got range well look what I look at is it's
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  probably with if you're getting new James Bond I think it's time to sort of
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  change the tone again yeah I agree with that I think not go back to like
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  a silly but maybe bring in a bit more of that
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  softness yeah yeah I I agree make it fun because that's the one thing I love
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  James Bond and I I like the five that Daniel Craig did because they were so
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  serious but I also agree with you I also just love Live and Let Die with Roger
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  Moore running over the crocodiles heads so you know I'm I'm down for that let's
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  let's we've had the serious let's go back for a bit more fun again I think
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  that they In Waves I I was reading an article once about how um why there
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  haven't been any good Robin Hood or King Arthur movies lately uh they used to be
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  out all the time yeah it's been yeah yeah and there's been almost none and
• 26:12
  the ones that have come out have been garbage and no one's liked them and this
• 26:16
  article posited that the reason is because every new movie about King
• 26:21
  Arthur or Robin Hood tries to do something new and different and the key
• 26:24
  to doing Robin Hood and King Arthur is to do them super traditional H and then
• 26:29
  every now and again you mix it up by doing a Men in Tights or something right
• 26:34
  and everyone gets the joke because they've seen the straight versions
• 26:38
  whereas now if you do okay I'm Jude lore and I'm I'm I'm a [ __ ] Kung Fu
• 26:42
  version of of King Arthur people go I don't really know that much about King
• 26:46
  Arthur what is this whereas if you do a couple of proper just Excalibur movies
• 26:52
  just to get people familiar with it and oh yeah King Arthur he's pretty cool and
• 26:56
  then you do a crazy one you go okay that was a crazy King Arthur but I I did find
• 27:01
  the movie uh the show it was midnight mass that's it midnight mass and it's
• 27:05
  very good folks if you don't know what that is it's very good y we need to get
• 27:10
  online and let him know yeah we should we should get on Twitter and who should
• 27:13
  really start that yeah um did you uh
• 27:18
  have you been on Reddit this week um I don't really understand reddits or no I
• 27:23
  go there again so I don't know the full
• 27:27
  details of this uh but evidently there's
• 27:32
  some changes to the laws of Reddit
• 27:38
  where for want of more money more advertising is going to happen yeah
• 27:45
  right that's that's my Layman understanding of it and a lot of people
• 27:49
  prot no a lot of people are very unhappy mhm but there's a loophole they can't
• 27:55
  put more advertisers on sites or subreddits marked not safe for work so
• 28:01
  all these subreddits perfectly normal things have decided to just become porn
• 28:08
  this week to protest um because they can't have extra advertising put on if
• 28:14
  there's adult content I think the week before they shut a lot of subreddits
• 28:19
  just down like completely and so this is probably the next step where yes but
• 28:26
  this is the thing like people love to have it the
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  [Laughter]
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  that is going to be so good you're going to forget what Ezra did yeah
• 29:35
  so there's been there's been some doubling down on on those comments too
• 29:39
  by the way the producers have said cuz somebody said would you replace him if
• 29:44
  you did a sequel and and they said uh oh we just laughed when when they asked us
• 29:49
  that and I'm like that's not an answer I get what you mean
• 29:54
  but you remember he committed crimes right
• 29:59
  legit crimes like we we're being very flippant about this he went to jail got
• 30:04
  out of jail and then went and committed more crimes right away like didn't wait
• 30:10
  the same day yeah and even if we're going to leave aside whether or not a
• 30:15
  certain event was a kidnapping or not a kidnapping we can at least agree he held
• 30:19
  up a family at gunpoint in their own
• 30:22
  home that had offered him accommodation because he was wandering around with
• 30:29
  nowhere to sleep anyway this
• 30:35
  whole this whole hype that this movie was so good that you'll forgive his
• 30:40
  crimes seems to be falling apart at the seams I was so Keen to watch this movie
• 30:45
  but actually the reviews are incredibly mixed uh and by mixed I kind of just
• 30:50
  mean they've been quite mediocre you know people are saying yeah it's fine
• 30:55
  and there's a whole bunch of you know special fan service in there that you'll like if
• 31:01
  you you know like movies in comic books but actually it's it's not a great movie
• 31:05
  it's not getting high scores and it's not getting high box office either at
• 31:10
  the moment it's like the lowest rated of the DCU it's rated lower than Edward
• 31:17
  Norton's Hulk movie and the 2005 Fantastic 4
• 31:23
  movie Bad yeah more people were
• 31:27
  interested in that than in this yeah I just uh and they've bet the farm on this
• 31:34
  they have and I think that's honestly why they they went ahead with it like we
• 31:39
  have too much invested to go and I think that's why they'll rolling the dier
• 31:44
  hopefully people will just go and see it like yeah you just keep saying it's good
• 31:49
  yeah yeah but I mean just this overthe
• 31:53
  toop stuff Tom Cruz saw an early cut and found the
• 31:58
  phone number for the director and rang him directly and said I love this is the
• 32:03
  best movie I've ever seen did that happen did that really
• 32:08
  happen why was Tom Cruz the goto for yeah superhero movies been good or not
• 32:14
  when did that start yeah he's not even been in one has he he hasn't I think he
• 32:19
  spoken about them before no no no he he'd be more of it like I'm doing this
• 32:24
  real [ __ ] in missing impossible what's this yeah pretends stuff he's come out
• 32:29
  this week too and see you know that motorbike stunt that we all watched a
• 32:32
  couple of months ago which looked pretty badass apparently they filmed that all
• 32:36
  in one day and that was the last day of shooting and the reason they did that
• 32:40
  was legitimately because if he died yeah then they could still have a movie yeah
• 32:47
  they were like the chances of you getting injured on this are so high we
• 32:50
  literally have to just make this the last shot we we shoot cuz he's now just
• 32:55
  know I'm doing everything now but won't let other actors do it yeah funny right
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  I mean he he is in a world of his own though because I think there was a thing
• 33:05
  where Henry kavl was looking forward to doing like an angel drop like out of a
• 33:12
  and stuff and he's all done the training everything and then Tom Cruz come you're
• 33:15
  not doing it he's no no you're doing all this stuff I'm trained I'm ready to go
• 33:19
  and he's no you're not doing it and just sh you don't argue with Tom Cruz you do
• 33:24
  not argue with Tom Cruz I'm going to go do it yeah even if you're a a TV star
• 33:30
  and film Enthusiast like Henry caval I will say this though that's probably one
• 33:34
  of my favorite Mission posses is the one he's in yeah I I like that very much and
• 33:39
  I like his character a lot yeah he didn't get to do the jump
• 33:44
  see those I think are better James Bond movies than a lot of James Bond movies
• 33:48
  yeah they're fun they've got humor
• 33:51
  they've got great action you need that fun aspect that we're missing with stuff
• 33:58
  these days yeah yeah which is why I
• 34:02
  enjoy James gun's movies he has the
• 34:06
  right sense of humor and also but but not making things a dumb comedy you know
• 34:12
  he's just he's just very good at having a very serious movie with Hilarious
• 34:17
  Moments which is why it's going to be interesting to see what the DC Universe
• 34:21
  is going to be like now cuz even though he's there The Flash really wasn't the
• 34:26
  flash was done no correct yeah I don't think we can attribute to that I think
• 34:30
  Superman will be the first one with his stamp right on it yeah and that'll be
• 34:35
  interesting because Superman's not even generally funny to begin
• 34:40
  with I don't like Superman I understand there's something about Superman that
• 34:46
  I'll always just love because when I was a kid he was just the best like I still
• 34:51
  like chrisopher re you hear that music I still get I get bit teary when I hear
• 34:55
  that music I grew up watching but Superman is just I can do anything and
• 35:00
  nothing hurts me and yeah yeah that's that's right and I think they must have
• 35:04
  found they must have run into that at a certain point in the comics too when
• 35:07
  they were like let's put Kryptonite in because otherwise this is just boring
• 35:12
  yeah but in the very early Superman comics he couldn't fly he could just
• 35:16
  jump really high he could leap tall buildings he wasn't invulnerable he
• 35:21
  could just deflect bullets but if you shot him without him paying attention it
• 35:25
  would still hurt him you know like they he got too strong for his own good
• 35:30
  yeah but yeah so we'll wait and see yeah
• 35:34
  yeah we can't James gun not flash so
• 35:37
  can't blame him for this no so the other
• 35:41
  one in the DC Universe although not
• 35:45
  technically in the dceu I guess uh is that apparently there's now a movement
• 35:51
  online I don't know who's asking for this but evidently people are asking for
• 35:56
  the shoe market cut of Batman Forever see this is why we should never have given
• 36:03
  in audience I I I wish this was a video podcast because I wish you had seen the
• 36:08
  look on Luke's face when I had said shoe
• 36:11
  marker C cuz I knew that he would be disappointed to
• 36:17
  hear that people cared about this at
• 36:22
  all is it schoar asking for it doesn't seem to be doesn't seem to be what
• 36:27
  Shaker still alive I thought he isn't he I think he hold
• 36:35
  on see if they say is or was was an American film director you
• 36:41
  go for it he's not asking for it at all
• 36:44
  I think your mate Uh Kevin Smith said that you know just because of his
• 36:51
  privilege as the you know the kind of most famous nerd in the world he got to
• 36:56
  see at some point he got to see a Shaka cut which was evidently longer and he
• 37:03
  was saying if you like Batman Forever you you should have seen the version I
• 37:07
  saw which was like an hour longer it was great and so now everyone was like well where's
• 37:12
  that it's probably long gone yeah yeah I
• 37:17
  doubt it was a cut was maybe an early edit yeah exactly no special effects no
• 37:22
  sound effects no coloring yeah and and uh you do have I'm I'm I know it's bad
• 37:29
  to say because I don't mind Kevin Smith but you do have to take so many stuff
• 37:31
  with a grain of salt yeah I agree been I love this movie I was in tears for it
• 37:38
  and then it comes out and then he it's not that good and he tries to distance himself
• 37:44
  from I also feel yeah and I don't mind
• 37:48
  like he loves certain things and he's going to overlook their flaws yes in
• 37:54
  ways there's certain things will Overlook flaws too and I think we just
• 37:58
  have to take that as you say with a grain of salt like if if he watches he
• 38:02
  probably loves The Flash and he probably doesn't care about all the bits that
• 38:05
  other people are complaining about because he's like I just [ __ ] love
• 38:08
  the flash so much just seeing him just seeing him is fine he love because he's
• 38:12
  he's more of a like a DC fan like he loves Batman like yeah so he he will
• 38:18
  Overlook at this a bit more and he will just yeah yeah was like when I saw
• 38:24
  Batman v Superman I was watching it going this movie isn't very good
• 38:28
  but I love it because I love seeing Batman and Superman like I've never seen
• 38:33
  that in a single movie before the movie just needed to end one of the three
• 38:38
  times it could have and not kept going and not had Jesse Eisenberg in it and no
• 38:42
  offense to him because he's a perfectly good actor he was just horrifically
• 38:47
  miscast yeah no he was for me far too young yeah yeah couldn't take him
• 38:53
  seriously I think that was the point though it was he was this little brat
• 38:57
  you know but it just didn't work it just didn't work when you have Heavy Hitters
• 39:01
  like Henry caval and uh Ben Affleck
• 39:05
  there and you've got um look I'm still gon to say I feel sorry for
• 39:11
  Affleck yes I think he could have been a great
• 39:16
  Batman well another Kevin Smith quote this week Kevin Smith has said there's
• 39:21
  there's still a chance you'll see an Affleck Batman there's still a chance he
• 39:26
  thinks I don't know what his evidence is of this CU but they are friends they are
• 39:32
  they are friends he essentially gave him his start yeah but I remember he was going
• 39:38
  to direct and he was only going to be in it if he yeah was going to direct it and
• 39:42
  it was going to be good and he's yeah I'm only going to be in it's going to be
• 39:45
  good and then it's uh I don't talk about Batman anymore yeah that's right cont
• 39:51
  him smoking outside the Batman set looking depressed he could have been a
• 39:56
  great Batman I really think but I think because they went
• 40:00
  serious yeah but like ibert Patterson's Batman the cannon
• 40:07
  Batman now what what's going on no that's still over here right to the they
• 40:13
  have and just to be clear Wen Phoenix's Joker is is is is in a third Camp right
• 40:18
  that we won't ever see them cross over and we won't see Ezra Miller go into
• 40:22
  their timeline got the dce euu then we have the Batman Rob pasan which is
• 40:28
  getting a sequel I the Batman and then you got the Joker which is his own thing
• 40:32
  which is also getting a sequel like this is where I think it's sort of good J I
• 40:38
  think he they need to they need to do apple and stop with all these extra
• 40:43
  stuff and go you get this is the product yeah I agree with that yeah but
• 40:49
  ironically to that I think Marvel need to stop doing that I think Marvel need
• 40:54
  to stop trying to link all their movies together now you've done that it
• 40:57
  culminated so well in a twomovie thing you know you had 14 introductions and
• 41:03
  then you had the you know the endgame and what was the other one called uh
• 41:08
  infinity Wars Infinity Wars yep and it was amazing and that's when they should
• 41:13
  have stopped and then just go hey here's a Spider-Man movie here's a this or that
• 41:19
  the fact that they're still trying to link them together for me I think it's
• 41:22
  because the ones that have they have been a bit hit and miss cuz I think
• 41:25
  they're now starting to get back to into flow of everything could bu but really I
• 41:29
  think the best thing they could have done was just
• 41:33
  reset yeah back to the start because now they're sort of stuck with you got these
• 41:38
  characters are retiring actors are retiring the thing and but you still got
• 41:43
  other actors who where you don't want to let them go because they're still great
• 41:46
  like Tom Holland and things like that and I think they're sort of stuck in
• 41:49
  this sort of limbo whereas the best thing to do is you get to Infinity war
• 41:53
  end game great done and now we'll reset and we'll tell another story from the
• 41:59
  start but we won't and just start off with different characters and lead in
• 42:03
  that way but it's a hard you the worst thing I think they
• 42:07
  did do you remember the old Marvel logo for the movies like when you watch Iron
• 42:12
  Man and the first say 10 movies have the
• 42:16
  Marvel letters with the comic book versions of the characters in them now
• 42:22
  then they changed to uh You' got a bit roboty but we're still good yeah
• 42:29
  yeah okay it's just your video yeah and then they changed the actual actor's
• 42:32
  faces yeah do you want to turn off cameras or are we okay with I could no I
• 42:37
  think it's still okay we can still hear you fine no it's all right yeah yeah you
• 42:40
  seem fine now yeah uh yeah then they put the actor's faces in and I as soon as
• 42:44
  they did that I was like oh I think that's a bad move because Scarlet your
• 42:49
  hands is not going to be in these movies forever no and she's now not and yeah
• 42:54
  they're not they're starting to lock move on yeah yeah and if you want to say
• 43:00
  have uh a new Captain America which they
• 43:05
  have in Canon and you know then seeing Tony Stark is just going to
• 43:11
  be strange in that opening sequence and even if they're doing these kind of soft
• 43:17
  reboots like you they were kind of I totally stuck sorry seeing uh [ __ ]
• 43:23
  what's what's Captain America's real name um Steve
• 43:30
  Rogers [ __ ] um yes had a complete who is
• 43:34
  he he's he's a Chris isn't
• 43:38
  he yeah yeah [ __ ] I've lost anyway you know audience know who I'm talking
• 43:44
  about um but you know they kind of wanted the Tom Holland character to
• 43:49
  become the Tony Stark character you know what I mean he's an inventor he's very
• 43:53
  smart he's got gadgets and stuff like this too so like that kind of what I saw
• 43:59
  as a soft reboot you know you'd go from the old man to the young man and then
• 44:04
  you'd kind of follow him I'm turning the camera off because
• 44:09
  this has g a bit crazy got a bit weird stop
• 44:15
  cam um I like Tom Holland I think he's good
• 44:21
  yeah as Spider-Man but I think he's also oh I've got a note saying recording
• 44:26
  error do you have that that still looks like it's recording
• 44:30
  though okay it's still recording it may just be um I'm sure yeah it's still fine
• 44:34
  and we've got backups listeners this is this is just what
• 44:38
  happens unless we want to make a note of 44 and cut it out um I like Tom Holland
• 44:44
  I like interviews with him he seems like a nice person and for a person who's
• 44:50
  incredibly talented and and is now very rich and famous he still seems pretty
• 44:54
  normal right he he's also he he loves what he
• 44:58
  does yeah yeah he enjoys it yes yeah exactly yeah and I like his relationship
• 45:05
  with Zenia I think they're adorable you know like I normally don't a [ __ ] about
• 45:12
  celebrity couples yeah yeah 100% they're a couple in fact cuz it's one of those
• 45:16
  things where they tell people like when you're acting like do not get in a
• 45:20
  relationship cuz yeah yeah if it goes wrong I reckon this
• 45:25
  yeah I don't know both seem like such normal nice people that they could work
• 45:30
  it out even if they did break up I I don't know maybe I'm being naive but
• 45:34
  there's this whole meme at the moment because she's she's in this new tennis
• 45:37
  movie where apparently she has a threesome with two two guys right and
• 45:42
  I'm seeing all these people on Reddit and stuff going oh what why can't Tom
• 45:46
  Holland when he finds out about this I'm like okay a I'm pretty sure he knows
• 45:53
  it's not like he's going to find out when he watches the movie in yeah if you
• 45:59
  know he knows like she's not [ __ ] keeping it a secret because uh it's
• 46:05
  acting she didn't really let two guys [ __ ] her and somebody film it and then
• 46:10
  they're like oh can we use this footage in a movie like they're all
• 46:14
  actors they're all actors but she and they probably did have a she probably
• 46:19
  did have a discussion to go hey this is going to be a threesome and but it is
• 46:24
  also a job and also it's not porn
• 46:28
  no didn't really do it yeah exactly the
• 46:33
  deled SE where you get a see raed by two
• 46:38
  guards no unfortunately not Luke unfortunately not
• 46:43
  um yeah yeah yeah I I just when I saw that I'm like you you kidding right like
• 46:50
  you you know that you know that it's not
• 46:53
  real and that she would have said I mean I I don't know what kind of relationship
• 46:59
  they've got whether she whether they ask permission from one another to do that
• 47:03
  stuff are you okay with are you comfortable with this they seem like
• 47:05
  maybe they would but still would have been yeah they still would have said hey
• 47:10
  isn't this weird my new movie's got this scene in it it's a bit strange it's a
• 47:14
  threesome you know at least talk about it over
• 47:19
  dinner yeah um it's sort of weird like
• 47:22
  this is like um from R Gavin Free and his girlfriend Meg turny megy was
• 47:29
  talking how she was you know tweet or something how she's buying something and
• 47:32
  someone's oh does Gavin know and it's s of like come on no he has no idea he has
• 47:38
  no idea I'm just keeping it secret by talking about it online with everyone to
• 47:42
  know like people just they yeah they think they're involved in people's lives
• 47:47
  but they don't understand that they that's right yeah yeah and also yeah I
• 47:54
  think especially with with bisexuality and I'm know expert but I've I've had
• 47:58
  people say like like a bisexual person starts dating someone they're like oh
• 48:03
  you're not bisexual anymore like no hold on it it B doesn't mean you have to date
• 48:09
  a man and a woman at the same time you know or like turn off all all feelings
• 48:14
  you have for the opposite sex and it's like when you if you're heterosexual and
• 48:18
  start dating someone it's it's it's not like you stop being heterosexual and
• 48:21
  you're just you're just that one person it's like you're just you're deciding to
• 48:26
  just be with that one person it's that's monogamy it's not
• 48:31
  yeah yeah
• 48:37
  yeah ah the world is a terrible place um speaking of Spider-Man before we move
• 48:42
  completely away from superhero movies I mean all movies seem to be superhero
• 48:46
  movies now so um you know it's it's hard to get away from it U the new Spider-Man
• 48:50
  and I'm talking about the animated Spider-Man across the spiderverse um is
• 48:55
  banned in um the the UAE the United arabemirates
• 48:59
  because um evidently there's yeah go on I was looking at this
• 49:05
  do you want to know why they cuz they didn't come out say do you want to know
• 49:09
  why they think it is because of spider yes please
• 49:14
  please because spidergwen Spiderman so you're you're playing around with
• 49:20
  genders because there might be this transgender thing with it being a female
• 49:25
  being the Spider-Man with SPID so it's not clear so that's what I in the last
• 49:30
  one there was there was a
• 49:34
  pig yeah because amazing because God a
• 49:38
  female when it's always been a Spiderman this might not be this might be a
• 49:44
  transgender thing so we just shut it
• 49:47
  down I'm I'm speechless I am yeah
• 49:52
  speechless like this is just being so
• 49:58
  like afraid to question or accept or anything that you're shutting it down
• 50:03
  without knowing anything okay so just in case I was going to leave this for the
• 50:09
  Afterparty because it's controversial but I'm not going to say anything weird
• 50:13
  or or or or bad about it but I will just bring this up we've we've talked a lot
• 50:18
  recently about books being banned in American schools because of their
• 50:23
  content you know Huckleberry Finn got banned because it has the nword in it um
• 50:27
  you know instead of just explaining the context to kids we just ban it right so
• 50:30
  all of these books are being banned um for these crazy things one school a
• 50:36
  parent was reading the Bible and realized that there's a lot of
• 50:40
  questionable stuff in that too and so the parents the parents picketed and
• 50:43
  they banned the Bible from the school and I'm not talking about like because
• 50:47
  we want to separate church and state they they they banned it because of all
• 50:50
  the [ __ ] sexual content in there the sexual content the violence the yeah
• 50:56
  yeah but it's like well yeah you know that right I mean like you read the Old
• 51:01
  Testament there's a lot of really questionable stuff in there
• 51:06
  mhm so yeah I I wonder what the the the sort of the push back from that is
• 51:10
  because that arguments cuz a lot of times when people's books are getting
• 51:14
  banned it's more so from the religious side going this is not for what's
• 51:18
  they're going to be they sort of well this is fine because what I believe yeah
• 51:23
  because I mean I don't want to go into too much detail and I'm no biblical
• 51:27
  scholar but I know there's bits in the Bible that basically say God said to
• 51:31
  this Army go and burn down this Village and um if there's any survivors rape
• 51:37
  them you know like there's there's no two ways you can interpret that well
• 51:42
  he's some the think that they complained the Bible contains incest beastiality
• 51:46
  prostitution genital mutilation felatio dildos
• 51:50
  rape oh my God wait there are dildos in the Bible I knew about the incest I
• 51:56
  didn't know about the dildos I admit yeah the dildos is a new one I didn't
• 52:00
  know about that but I I don't read the I don't read the Bible that often that may
• 52:03
  shock you yeah yeah no I don't read it a whole lot my favorite part of the Old
• 52:07
  Testament though is um when the two angels go in uh it's either Sodom or
• 52:12
  gomorra is it one of those two cities they go in and they they find I think
• 52:16
  it's lot I think it's lot and they go to his house there's two angels and they're
• 52:20
  sitting in his house and then every single man in the town and it specifies
• 52:25
  every single man in the town comes to their house knocks on the door
• 52:28
  and says s out those angels we're going to [ __ ] them and yeah no no I'm not
• 52:34
  making this up we're we're going to we're going to bugger these two angels
• 52:38
  to death and then he's like no don't they're my guests instead have my two
• 52:45
  virgin daughters rape them and the people in the town were like nope it's
• 52:50
  either those angels or nothing and he's like no please rape my daughters and and
• 52:54
  and evidently this is not like a what horrible man it's a this man is so Pious
• 52:59
  that he would rather his own daughters be raped than
• 53:02
  Angels my God but I mean what kind of story is
• 53:08
  that you got look you got I'm not knocking the Bible you got to take the
• 53:11
  good with the bad you
• 53:15
  know but yes the religious right is
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  usually the conservative majority that are pushing back on this
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  this sexual stuff in in in books I mean how they going to react to to the Bible
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  being banned I don't know I find it hilarious if they started getting on
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  board this I don't think they'll get on board they'll definitely be fighting
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  against it but yeah that's what I want what can they say what can their argument be
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  well I think that the argument will probably be well because the Bible's true and
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  everything yeah that's God's law and all we have to abide by that but the other
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  books that they're Bing that's all and stuff about that are corrupting
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  everything oh yes yeah yeah yeah so that's man's corrupt worldly corruption as opposed to
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  just yeah God works in mysterious ways sometimes it's okay to rape yeah but
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  only if God says it's cool yeah I don't even know how to
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  follow that up can we can we can we change topics like 180 degrees now yes I
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  think we should what have we got what have we got oh no sex toys robber no no no no no oh
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  H go on I was going to go we talk about Harrison Ford bit more go back to
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  Harrison Ford yeah yeah yeah there's there's always room for more Harrison
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  Ford news so I watched this clip have you seen this clip I have seen this and
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  I am thinking this is probably good that this scene did not come out cuz this
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  would not have shot him to fame cuz this
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  is terrible acting by him yeah okay so
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  listeners Harrison Ford was originally in
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  ET but his scene was removed and he he used to do a lot of kind of bit Parts in
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  movies for Spielberg and Lucas and all these guys he was just that guy who was
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  there that would just filling for sort of a scene yeah now this was after Star
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  Wars though so this is a little later on right ET is ET is 80 I think right so
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  he'd at least done I don't think he'd done Indiana Jones but he at least done
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  Han Solo at this point no but that that then the scene makes less sense to me
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  then I thought this was before after Star
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  wars2 82 there you go yeah so this is was after Raiders as well he done Star
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  Wars Raiders and Empire yeah yep oh yeah [ __ ] I forget Empire's are old as
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  well well even he probably filming um return as well because that yeah so it
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  might have just been oh how funny let's let's just pop pop you in this he plays
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  the principal at Elliott's School and he essentially plays it like a like a creep
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  like a like a weird creepy old teacher um but the thing that I found
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  interesting about this look I love Harrison Ford I'll watch literally any
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  movie he's in but I'm not going to go out of my way to argue that he's a good
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  actor like he's not a character actor he's a movie star he's a version of
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  Harrison Ford in everything he's in but in this he seems to be doing a character
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  he's putting on slightly different no it's not good at all it's not good at
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  all that's we think like it's you don't instantly recognize him cuz he's it's
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  not his voice they don't show his
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  face which just makes it
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  weirder like why not going to show him it it is bizarre isn't it I it must have
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  just been a goof you know he must have just said to Spielberg oh wouldn't it be
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  funny if I just played a cameo in your new
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  movie yeah no yeah for some reason in my head I had ET coming out before because
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  oh we probably saw it before that's probably why I'm sure when we were kids
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  we'd seen ET before we saw any of that other stuff yeah and it was hard not to
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  ET was everywhere cuz yeah you got to remember like you were two when this
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  movie came out I was one yeah and here's the thing too so what what year did
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  Return of the Jedi come out was it 843 83 okay so I REM I I have a memory
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  of that movie coming out but I clearly don't because at three years old I'd not
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  seen any Star Wars there's no way I could have been aware I know return of J
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  was the first Star Wars movie I saw right
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  the it was on TV though so it wasn't yes
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  right it wasn't uh so I would have been it was the first time it was being
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  on so 83 so it would have been like at least 848
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  first time on television remember like movies used to take a long time
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  basically Cinema then a year then video then a year year so that's why I still
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  remember very vividly that that would probably been 85 man I remember when
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  Superman came on TV for the first time I think that's like 1979 or something but
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  it took him into the the mid 80s before they put that on because it wasn't a
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  given at that point that movies were going to be on TV and it was like huge
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  events people would be talking about it Superman's gonna be on TV and it would
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  be like the Sunday Night movie was the big movie of the week and now it's movie
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  comes out and then three months later you can watch it yeah that's right
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  sometimes it's the same [ __ ] day
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  um yeah yeah uh I my see my I saw Star
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  Wars when I was four I remember very specifically I saw Star Wars as in New
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  Hope and Raiders of the Lost AR in the same night because my dad went to the
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  video shop chose two new releases at random and brought them home and it
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  would just so happened that they were the two favorite movies for me for the
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  next 30 30 40 years but um then I saw
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  Empire at my neighbor's house and I guess it had been out for years already
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  but for me I just just assumed it had just come out MH and then I was in and
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  for some reason I still didn't know there was a third one although it
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  definitely existed and and I only knew there was a third one because I was in a
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  toy store and I saw Star Wars figures of characters I didn't recognize and then
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  somebody I don't know if it was my parents or somebody else just said oh
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  yeah that's Return of the Jedi that's the third one I'm like oh there's a new
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  one coming out but as we've just worked out it would have already been out for
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  at least two years at that point yeah cuz yeah when that movie came out you
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  would you wouldn't have known anything you would noing 1983 no way you would
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  you would Romper Room Romper Room you would have been talking yeah learning to
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  talk yeah that's right I would have been watching [ __ ] play school Sesame Street at that
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  point yeah yeah kind of insane to think about like
• 1:00:10
  the movie that really like shaped our lives and still controls us today came
• 1:00:14
  out before we were born I know I know it's crazy and we put so much emphasis
• 1:00:20
  on not just on that movie but on our
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  identity as people who like that movie
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  and in a way that's threatened by people
• 1:00:32
  who like other movies more than that I.E you know the prequels it doesn't make
• 1:00:39
  any sense intellectually it makes no sense why I'm so annoyed by
• 1:00:42
  it but I am annoyed listeners I am annoyed cuz I've seen the prequels
• 1:00:48
  they're terrible but yeah the people who grew up and like the the prequels grew
• 1:00:52
  up liking watching them whereas the
• 1:00:56
  movies that they watched would have come out what 20 years before 30 yeah 20
• 1:01:03
  years before yeah it' be like when my dad tried to show me Thunderbirds when I
• 1:01:07
  was a kid and like if on paper Thunderbirds certainly seems like a
• 1:01:10
  little kid who like science fiction would get into except I didn't like it
• 1:01:16
  it was too oldfashioned you know what I mean like even as a kid in the ' 80s I
• 1:01:19
  had plenty of cool 80s sci-fi stuff to get into like I didn't want this 60s
• 1:01:24
  stuff Cold War era you know it just didn't resonate with me these weird
• 1:01:28
  puppets where the voices don't sink and and the weirdest thing about it if you
• 1:01:33
  ever saw their hands they were just regular human hands oh that's right if they cut to a
• 1:01:38
  closeup of like one like picking up something off a table they would just
• 1:01:42
  get an act to just use their hand was like no that is that is
• 1:01:49
  weird you can't you can't do that they can't be puppets with
• 1:01:54
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