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Nostalgia News Ep. 49 - Kelly Clarkson V.S. Bird · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow?
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  Speaker 2: You could be a seat model. I was 16 at
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  Speaker 2: the time, or 15. And then hooking up with a witch.
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  Speaker 2: And that was... Cats can smile, apparently. Whoa, weird. But
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't always mean that they're happy.
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  Speaker 1: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Jenny Noon is a star. Her looks weren't a part
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  Speaker 2: of the issue.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top.
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  Speaker 2: Hat for gas. Maybe this is not appropriate either, but
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  Speaker 2: we'll see. Hey, Nostalgia Nerds, I'm Jeff.
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  Speaker 1: And I am Andy.
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  Speaker 2: I like it. And we're here with a Nostalgia News
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  Speaker 2: or Nugget or whatever it is. Just like time to
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  Speaker 2: talk about, you know, et cetera.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So what's going on with you, Andy?
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  Speaker 1: So everybody knows I am insanely excited for GTA. And
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  Speaker 1: when this episode comes out, we are only because this
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  Speaker 1: will come out on the 17th, which is fun. That
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  Speaker 1: means literally only one day until it comes out. So
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk about a little bit about what
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  Speaker 1: I've been doing to prep for GTA 6 because I
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  Speaker 1: already have the 19th and 20th off. So I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to play 19th, 20th, 21st, and the 22nd, basically in
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  Speaker 1: my room by myself.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, what days?
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  Speaker 1: 19th, 20th, 21st, and 22nd of November.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, because we have the concert.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm going to be in my room. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so it comes out the 19th at midnight, but since
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  Speaker 1: we live on the West Coast, technically it comes out
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  Speaker 1: Tuesday the 18th at 9 p.m. So when I get
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  Speaker 1: off work on Wednesday, this is my plan. I normally
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  Speaker 1: get off at 5.30, so I'm going to go straight
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  Speaker 1: home I'm going to take an hour and a half nap. Boom.
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  Speaker 1: I'm at about seven 30 ish. Maybe take two hours depending.
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  Speaker 1: Cause I want to play a bunch, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I'll wake up around seven 38 ish. And then
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  Speaker 1: I'm either going to go for a brisk walk or
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  Speaker 1: do a quick workout. Cause I want to get all like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, my blood flowing. So I'm wide awake. I
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  Speaker 1: got to get a nap in. I'm going to take
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  Speaker 1: a quick shower after that. And I'm going to go
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  Speaker 1: in my room, my game room, shut the door, light
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  Speaker 1: the candles and play for, you know, a shit ton
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  Speaker 1: of time. So that's my plan to start playing. But
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  Speaker 1: I've also been making a GTA 6 snack list on
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  Speaker 1: what I want for the couple of days. And this
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  Speaker 1: is going to be straight middle school. Like, I'm so
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  Speaker 1: pumped for this game. So I was thinking like, OK,
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  Speaker 1: if I was in middle school, what would I want?
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  Speaker 1: Because it gives me like that vibe of like when
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  Speaker 1: I was a kid, like I'm super fucking excited. So
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  Speaker 1: I really like DiGiorno pizzas. So I'm going to get
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  Speaker 1: a few of those so I don't have to leave
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  Speaker 1: the house at all. I'm getting some chips. Uh, my
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  Speaker 1: favorite chip is probably ruffles. The queso ruffles. If you've
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  Speaker 1: never had them, they're really good.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds good.
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  Speaker 1: They're so fucking good. Uh, but a lot of times
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  Speaker 1: they're like $ 5 a bag and home. We don't play that.
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  Speaker 1: So I only buy them if they're $ 3 or under responsible.
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  Speaker 1: I'm also going to get cool ranch Doritos. Uh, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to get a diet, Dr. Pepper. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: be set with that. I'm also going to get a
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  Speaker 1: case of bottle of water. Uh, and I, I do
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  Speaker 1: really like trail mix, but specifically the trail mix from Winco,
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  Speaker 1: the one you can get your own, you like by yourself. Delicious.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get some chicken nuggets. I love chicken nuggets.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get ketchup and barbecue sauce. I'm gonna feel crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Feel crazy. And I don't know what this was. Ice
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  Speaker 1: cream drunk sticks?
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  Speaker 2: Drumsticks.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, drumsticks.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah. Oh, those are so good, especially when
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  Speaker 1: they're chocolate dipped with the nuts on top. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck is an ice cream drunk stick? But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: drumstick makes sense. Ugh, I can't wait.
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  Speaker 2: Will you set up with Kathy that you're doing a
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  Speaker 2: nostalgia kind of mental vacation and not like that you're
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  Speaker 2: like regressing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I've been talking about this game for about two
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  Speaker 1: years and I've been telling her, you know, and she
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  Speaker 1: knows like, and I've seen all these like funny videos
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  Speaker 1: online of like, you know, couples having the conversation and everything. Oh, nice.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And I've seen some videos where it was this girl.
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  Speaker 1: She goes, am I the only one? And the boyfriend
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  Speaker 1: is showing her the new GTA trailer and he's like
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  Speaker 1: pausing it to like mansplain. Fuck. You know what I mean? Like,
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, and it's funny because I was doing that
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  Speaker 1: with Catholic Tales. And I just found out today that
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  Speaker 1: they're going to have mini-golf in the game. They're going
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  Speaker 1: to have over 170 different animals. I just, I cannot wait.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have the exact numbers in my head, but
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  Speaker 1: I think GTA 5 had like 100,000 pages of script,
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  Speaker 1: which is a lot for the game. This has 300,000.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking crazy. Yeah, and they've been building it for, you know,
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  Speaker 1: eight years roughly, and they're taking a lot of stuff
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  Speaker 1: from the red dead redemption to, to bring over. So like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you're only gonna be able to, cause you know,
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  Speaker 1: in the past GTAs, you could have every single gun
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  Speaker 1: you own this one. They're thinking you're going to be
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  Speaker 1: able to hold two pistols and one or two like
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  Speaker 1: rifles or big guns, but you can keep them in
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  Speaker 1: your car and go switch out guns. But when you're
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  Speaker 1: actually out and about, you know, Uh, I guess there's
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  Speaker 1: a new AI system to where when you text, cause
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  Speaker 1: it's going to be basically like a two player. It's
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  Speaker 1: going to be Lucia and, uh, Jason, I think the
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  Speaker 1: guy's name, but I think it's gonna be like a
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  Speaker 1: Bonnie and Clyde type story. But, uh, they're saying a
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  Speaker 1: lot of it's gonna depend on how your relationship is.
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  Speaker 1: So you can like text her and go, Hey, do
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  Speaker 1: you want to go out on a date and stuff?
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  Speaker 1: And then it's going to change how the game is.
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  Speaker 1: And so depending on how you're playing the game, the
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  Speaker 1: AI comes into where they will respond accordingly to the game. Ah,
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait. I'm so fucking pumped. And I was
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  Speaker 1: listening to this computer dude and he was talking about
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  Speaker 1: their system because basically it's called ragdoll physics. You know,
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  Speaker 1: if somebody gets shot in a video game, like their
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  Speaker 1: armor and it's like, it looks like a ragdoll because
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  Speaker 1: it's called ragdoll physics. This one, I guess they're going
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  Speaker 1: down to like the nerve system because before it was
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  Speaker 1: like mainly bones, but this one's going to be AI
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  Speaker 1: and nerve to where if somebody is walking and they
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  Speaker 1: get shot in the leg, they're going to, stumble differently.
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  Speaker 1: And so you're never going to, two people aren't going
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  Speaker 1: to shoot the same person the same way ever. It's,
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  Speaker 1: I just can't wait. I'm so fucking excited.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to need to do like a, like a
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  Speaker 2: review episode about it and like your experience.
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  Speaker 1: And this one, I'm just going to take a, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not Russian at all. I'm just going to take a
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  Speaker 1: long fucking time and explore. Oh, I cannot. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like such a little kid. The last episode I was
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  Speaker 1: talking about after I watched the new trailer, I put
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  Speaker 1: my hands up like I did anything important. But I
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  Speaker 1: just can't wait.
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  Speaker 2: I'm excited. I'm excited. I don't know if I'll play
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  Speaker 2: right away because Jackson will probably be playing it.
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  Speaker 1: I think this is like the biggest media thing of
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  Speaker 1: our life. I mean, it's going to be bigger than
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  Speaker 1: any movie that's came out, Super Bowls. I think this
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  Speaker 1: is the biggest media event of our lifetime until the
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  Speaker 1: next one, of course. But depending on this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. What else could be bigger than this? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they today on YouTube, the rock star, they
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  Speaker 1: put out the new trailer. And then I found out
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  Speaker 1: about 45 minutes after it already had like six million
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  Speaker 1: views in like 45 minutes. And they didn't release it
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  Speaker 1: on their social media till later.
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  Speaker 2: So.
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  Speaker 1: And it's already at like $ 25 million or something just
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  Speaker 1: for that specific channel's video. But IGN has them. PlayStation.
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  Speaker 1: You know, there's... It's just crazy. Yeah. It's me at.
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  Speaker 2: Ghost town for a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: I saw these reports that it's going to cost the U.S.
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  Speaker 1: economy like... I can't remember the exact number, but I'll
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  Speaker 1: do a quick... Because so many people are taking the
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  Speaker 1: 19th and 20th off.
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  Speaker 2: That's wild.
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  Speaker 1: Let me see. Economy impact. Yeah. So as of right now,
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  Speaker 1: they think it's going to be an estimated one billion
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  Speaker 1: dollars in lost productivity to due to worker workers not
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  Speaker 1: showing up because everybody's taking the days off. So I
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  Speaker 1: have a buddy who's taking 10 days off.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Thursday. Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: He has Thursday, Friday. and then the weekend, and then
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  Speaker 1: he has Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday off, and then he has
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  Speaker 1: Thursday and Friday off, and then he has the weekend again.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, God, dude, he's like, I'm not doing anything
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  Speaker 1: other than playing that game.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, so I'm assuming that he's heterosexual? Yep. Married?
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  Speaker 1: Yep. Okay. White? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, because I don't think he'd be dating, because I
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  Speaker 2: don't think that that would be healthy. But married, like,
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  Speaker 2: you kind of just, like, go with it, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the only thing is two of the days are
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  Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving, so I'm like, is he at least going
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  Speaker 1: to do Thanksgiving dinner, or is he just going to play?
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  Speaker 1: He's like, just put the turkey in my mouth.
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  Speaker 2: That would be so annoying to be playing. something you're
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  Speaker 2: really excited about while there's like Thanksgiving dinner going on
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  Speaker 2: the next room? Because it'd be like loud. They'd be
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  Speaker 2: like coming in to check it out. I'm like, this
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  Speaker 2: isn't about you. Yeah, exactly. This is about me and them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I, yeah, I, I just can't wait. I know
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  Speaker 1: there's going to be parts though where I'm like, Kathy,
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  Speaker 1: come check this out. Look at this, look at this.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when I find something new, I'm like, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta check this out.
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  Speaker 2: And then when she starts lingering, that's when you're like, okay, bye.
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  Speaker 1: Or asking too many questions.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you put your hand on her face like that.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you keep inviting me if you're just going
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  Speaker 1: to push me down?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh my God. Okay. So my breaking news.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know anything about like what's going on with
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  Speaker 2: Kelly Clarkson?
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  Speaker 1: No, but I saw you post a picture of her
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  Speaker 1: when she was younger, but that's all I saw.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So you really know. So your algorithm and Jeremy's
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: algorithm and I think Marissa's super fan Marissa algorithms are
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  Speaker 2: not catching this story, but it's like the biggest news
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  Speaker 2: story besides GTA. Okay. So I'm going to break down
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  Speaker 2: like the timeline.
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  Speaker 1: This might help it out. Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So Saturday, October 10th. So that was last Saturday when
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  Speaker 2: we were recording. A few days ago. Like today's listener,
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: we were, we don't record these live. Today's Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: 15. So five days ago. Um, so Kelly Clarkson visits
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  Speaker 2: a little boutique, like toy store in Brooklyn called art
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  Speaker 2: of play. So it's like specialty, like really expensive, like
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  Speaker 2: rich people go there. And on the side of the wall, there's,
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  Speaker 2: There's this, like, mechanical contraption that you, like, can control with, like,
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  Speaker 2: handles and stuff. And it leads up to almost what
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  Speaker 2: looks like almost like a really fancy clock almost that
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  Speaker 2: has a bird, like a mechanical bird.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: And the bird's name is Molly. And it's very, like, intricate, like, very, like,
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  Speaker 2: Wright Brothers kind of technology level.
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  Speaker 1: Did you say this was a toy store?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: So it was, like, a toy, a really expensive, like,
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  Speaker 2: art toy thing. And Kelly Clarkson was not looking, like,
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  Speaker 2: glamorous in this time. And she was like, I want
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  Speaker 2: to buy that bird. And she's saying that it's, the
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  Speaker 2: price tag said $ 15, 000.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's, like, worth, like, Hundreds of millions, you know?
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: And the, according to Kelly Clarkson, they were like, the
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  Speaker 2: shop owner was like, kind of like, you can't afford this.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, she pretty womaned her. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: People have been saying, yeah, kind of pretty woman, allegedly,
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  Speaker 2: like pretty womaned her. And you can, they released recently,
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: the store released the security cameras, and you can see her, like,
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  Speaker 2: being pissed off and, like, putting stuff back that she
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  Speaker 2: was gonna buy, and then, like, ranting, like, at the,
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  Speaker 2: at the, but you couldn't hear anything, unfortunately. So, Kelly
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  Speaker 2: Clarkson posts on social media her experience that she was
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  Speaker 2: pretty womaned, and she has, like, eight, ten million followers on, like,
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  Speaker 2: social media, so her, like, you know, like, the online
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  Speaker 2: mob just, like, attacks this little store probably on instagram
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: yeah bad reviews on google and shit yep yep uh
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  Speaker 2: doxing like giving out the addresses of these people calling
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  Speaker 2: them harassing them just all these kinds of things.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's crazy that's so fucked up.
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  Speaker 2: So on sunday the day after the store responds and
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  Speaker 2: says that molly is a one-of-a-kind singing and dancing bird
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  Speaker 2: um used like in magic shows that these people do
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  Speaker 2: because it looks like real like the bird does And
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  Speaker 2: Molly is permanently attached to the wall and is not
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  Speaker 2: for sale. The store said that the $ 15, 000 price tag,
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  Speaker 2: or that what Kelly Clarkson was quoted, is for a
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: similar kind of bird. And then they also said we
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: also offer ones ranging from $ 15, 000 all the way down
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  Speaker 2: to $ 2, 000. And the quality kind of changes. And Kelly Clarkson,
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  Speaker 2: also on Sunday, she doubles down. takes a picture of, like,
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  Speaker 2: sends a picture or posts a picture of the $ 15, 000
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  Speaker 2: price tag, and it's just, like, saying that she was
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  Speaker 2: treated poorly by the small business, blah, blah, blah. So
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  Speaker 2: on Monday, the store comes out and clarifies again that, no,
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  Speaker 2: she's attacking us, she's sending her ma, like, the, you know, fans,
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  Speaker 2: and they're, like, just threatening the store, like, just going
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  Speaker 2: fucking crazy. And that's not on Kelly Clarkson, but... You
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  Speaker 2: have to know, Kelly Clarkson, that social media's been around,
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  Speaker 2: that mob mentality's been around for a long time. You're
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  Speaker 2: a very well-liked celebrity. Like, you have that Kelly Clarkson show,
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  Speaker 2: which I really like, because she was, like, a fan.
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  Speaker 2: And she's not, like, creepy like Drew Barrymore is.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate Drew Barrymore.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Have you watched her talk show? Drew Barrymore?
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I've tried to see clips. I can't listen to her.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: I can't watch her. She annoys the shit out of
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: me so much.
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  Speaker 2: She sits on the same couch as her guest and, like,
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: sits with her, like, feet on the couch.
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  Speaker 1: Ugh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so fucking creepy. And then she, like, when
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: she had Kamala Harris on, she was like, you're the
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: nation's Mamala. Like, just making her seem like a woman is, like, weak. Like,
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  Speaker 2: just talking to her like that. Would she talk to, like... Like,
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  Speaker 2: Kamala Harris' husband?
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  Speaker 1: Like that?
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: No. She'll be like, you're Papala. Yeah. Like, fuck you,
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: Drew Barrymore. You're the reason Trump's in office. But if
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: you're a Trump supporter, we invite you to listen, because
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  Speaker 2: we love you. Okay. So, let's see. Oh, okay. So,
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  Speaker 2: on Tuesday, the store announces that they are going to
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  Speaker 2: be selling Molly, and not for $ 15, 000, but for $ 15 million.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because now it's this huge story that's all apparently not
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: you or Jeremy didn't know about it but it's like
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: on Good Morning America on NBC it's like everywhere and
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: so they're like hey this is a pop culture moment
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  Speaker 2: that we're having so we're gonna capitalize on it so
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: right good for you guys and then also Tuesday the
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: security footage you know gets shown so lots going on
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  Speaker 2: there and then uh wednesday so yesterday from when we're
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  Speaker 2: recording this the backlash even intense intensive uh intensifies and
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  Speaker 2: oh um individual because these boutiques have like just sales
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: people yeah so they're not coming into work now like
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: some of them because like they're getting threatened right yeah
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  Speaker 2: it's fucking crazy um The retail workers union weighs in,
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  Speaker 2: emphasizing that customers shouldn't abuse retail staff.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Which, yeah, like, we're taught, like, I used to work retail,
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: and we're taught, like, the customer's always right. No, they're not. No,
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  Speaker 2: not at all, yeah. They are tricksters and abusers. And, no,
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: that mentality, like, obviously, you need to have a good
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  Speaker 2: business model and, like, have good customer service to an extent. Right.
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  Speaker 2: But you need to set boundaries or that opens us
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: up to, like, being abused.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: So Wednesday, Kelly Clarkson performs for the first time since
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: this debacle.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Performs music or for the show? Okay, okay.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, performs music. And I watched so much of the
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: footage and did so much digging because I was hoping
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: that she was going to mention this. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: But she didn't, which, like, so that's anticlimactic. Today, what
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: happened today? Today. Oh, it's just the main topic of
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: today in regards to all of this. So this is
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: four days or five days after. And it's just mainly
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: like the topic of like, should celebrities be held responsible
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: for their actions? Because I think it was like, or
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: their role model standard influence. Because I think it was
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Charles Barkley, the basketball player. He said, I think it
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: was him. I might be misquoting, but he was like,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: I'm not a role model. Don't put that on me
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: kind of thing is what I was getting. So do
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: you feel like celebrities have a certain level of responsibility?
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I feel like yes and no. So I'm going to
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: say yes to the part to where they could also,
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: they probably have big celebrities like Kelly Clarkson. I wonder, no,
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: she's probably running her own social media, right? She probably
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: doesn't have someone doing it for her.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: I would say she probably has a social media person
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: because she's like a brand. Yeah.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: So, okay. So this is, this is my, so I
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: just feel like celebrities that big are so out of
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: touch that like to her, even if it was, okay.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: So the fact that she's upset that she can't purchase
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: a toy bird for 15,000, I feel like people should
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: be like, that's so out of touch. Like a lot
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: of people can't afford to like, you know, get gas
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: right now. So yeah, I don't, that's, that's tough because,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: she's not making them do that, but I think she
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: did it out of anger. So I think she wanted
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: to hurt this business somehow. So yeah, that's tough.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like if she would have, so say this,
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: it all happens to Kelly Clarkson's view. Like they were
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: like inappropriately saying like, Hey, you can't afford this. Say hypothetically,
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: I think it's appropriate for Kelly Clarkson to be like, that's,
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: you know who the fuck I am. Like, do you boo?
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: But I think that with, it being all over the news,
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: how much inflation and unemployment or even people that are employed,
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: they can't, they work 40 hours. The American dream's over.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Maybe don't post that.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: And especially like being somebody who grew up with American idol,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: like she came, or at least her story that was
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: presented on American idol. She came from a little, like a,
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: like a working class.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Right. Yeah. So it's not like she was like a
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Nepo baby. Mm hmm. So I don't know. I feel
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: like she probably should know better.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: And I feel like, too, a lot of times with
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: stories like this, I feel like there's a little bit
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: of truth on both sides. So I'm just going to
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: play this out in my head. So I wonder if
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: she's like, hey, I would like to buy that one.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: They go, oh, that one's not for sale. We have
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: other ones for sale, you know, from $ 15, 000 all the
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: way down to $ 2, 000. And then maybe she was already
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: so angry because she's like, well, why did it say $ 15, 000?
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: So maybe she kind of took it as like, Oh,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: you don't think I can afford this? You know what
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I mean? And maybe that's what they didn't intend. I
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: don't know. I wasn't there, but, and I'm just hearing
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: it from you, but so I don't know, but I
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: feel like there's probably a little bit of truth on
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: each side, but for someone to be worth millions and
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: millions of dollars to get upset about that, I really
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: think that I think in the long run, it's going
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: to backfire and show how to show how out of
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: touch she is. But I do feel like she should
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: be able to post stuff like that. And I'm not
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: talking about freedom of speech, which a little bit of that,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: but it's a company. It's not like, you know, government
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: running it. So, but you know, I don't know. That's tough.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I think she should be able to post it, but
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: I think she should be ready for the, I think
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: the upcoming consequences of the backlash.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because she was, like, kind of like how Ellen
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: used to be. Like, Ellen used to always post, like,
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: have those, uh, where somebody needed help, and she, like,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: bought them a fuck ton of shit, you know? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: So she kind of was, like, a sweetheart, and Kelly
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Clarkson had that mentality, because I liked watching her show,
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: because she was the fan interviewing the celebrity. Yeah, yeah.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: And I appreciated that, and... But I think, um... I
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: don't know. Like, I think that she... Like, it's a
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Brooklyn store that sells things for $ 15, 000. You know these
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: people are, like, little prissy bitches.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's true, too. They're probably not, like... Yeah,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, the workers that probably don't own it, but
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: I bet the owners probably aren't the coolest people either.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: They're probably pieces of shit, too, you know? But I
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe they're really nice.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: I want that bird so bad now. And I want
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: to make... I didn't know there was, like, a market for, like,
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: expensive birds. Like, I can just go to, like... I
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: want a real bird.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: When I was, like, 21 or 22, that's kind of
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: when I realized, like, man, people can make money almost doing, like,
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: just about anything.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Because my buddy's mom was retired. Or she was just old.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: She wasn't retired. I think she was retired. But anyway,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: my point is, I was like, oh, that's cool. You know,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: we were talking. And she, at the time, she painted
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Las Vegas specialty coins. Like, hotels would send, or casinos
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: and hotels would send her coins. And she would hand
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: paint them and send them back. And then people can
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: like windows and then you can cash them in type thing.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: But I was like, she makes like a living doing that.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: And he was like, I think so. But you know
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: what I mean?
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Crazy.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: What can we do?
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Make those birds.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Or like if we lived in a more like celebrity
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: populated place, I would like.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Paparazzi.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Paparazzi. Like follow them into the bathroom, like steal their
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: toilet paper. Like, you know what I mean? Like, yeah.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Like I would do some and then sell it. That
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: sounds crazy. Sell it. Yeah.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: For the last time, I'm not a celebrity.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: So, have you, growing up, so, listener, like, American Idol's
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: still on after, like, 20-something years, probably. But the first seasons, like,
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: were really big pop culture, like, tentpoles. So, did you
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: know that there used to be, like, American Idol parties?
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really big. Kind of, like, similar to, like, Survivor.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think American Idol was bigger than Survivor.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: But the first season, first two seasons of Survivor, it
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: was huge. I remember parties. And I remember going to
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: school after American Idol, people talking about it and stuff. So, yeah,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I was aware. I didn't really watch it, but I
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: was aware of how big it was, you know.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Have you ever voted on any reality TV competition?
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Who did you vote for? Do you remember?
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Andy Richter, last season.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, hell yeah.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Every episode, every single time. And you could vote through
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: your computer and through the app. I was able to
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: vote twice, essentially. I can't remember how I did it,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: but yeah, I voted twice.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, voter fraud, voter fraud.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Damn it, Trump was right.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, but I think the last one I voted,
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: because I, back in the day, there used to be this, like,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: website called Vote for the Worst. And it was, that's
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: how Sanjaya got so far, is because he got.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's so mean.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: You don't know about this? No, that's so fucked up. Yeah,
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: American Idol, there was, like, this, like, cute little kid that, like,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: got to the Hollywood, you know, levels where people started voting.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Then this guy ran a campaign called VoteForTheWorst.com. I don't
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: think it exists anymore. And then Howard Stern caught on
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: to that and made that even more public. And Howard
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Stern is huge, had his audience voting for Sinjaya, and
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: that's how he got on the tour.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. Yeah, that's insane.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: So mine was Heather Mills, so the amputee ex-wife of Sinjaya.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Paul McCartney. Oh, yeah, yeah. So I voted for her
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: on Dancing with the Stars because it's like, what the fuck?
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, vote for what? Okay, yeah.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: And then, but back in the day, it was like
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Kelly Clarkson. I was really involved in that. I was
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: really involved in that, like, in that campaign. We need
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: to review from Kelly to Justin to Kelly.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I heard about that movie. Yeah, yeah. I've
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: never seen it, but.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we should watch that.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Did you ever call in for TRL?
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: I don't think I ever did that.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I feel like I tried multiple times, but like, it
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: never worked.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: So... Yeah, I don't, you know, now I'm thinking about it.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I wonder if they were even real votes.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: I think with the issue of TRL, I don't know
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: if it was live for the West Coast.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, maybe that could have been.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: I think it was a three-hour delay because of the
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: East Coast, West Coast thing.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: That makes total sense.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: So maybe that was it.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: 100% could be. I just instantly went to, like, there's
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: no voting at all. I couldn't do it. Nobody could
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: do it, I'm assuming.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: They've closed up their studio for the day, and there's just, like,
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: a phone ringing. The kid's calling again.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I don't think he understands how time works.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I just went in sync.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, so there's a lot going on. I did
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: not know, like, that... oh my god okay i hate
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: you know who i hate a lot right now is
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: people that say like oh blah blah blah was not
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: on my 2026 bingo card what well no this is
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: a very specific thing right yeah okay i have another
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: terminology we.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Really could we should at the end of the year
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: just make our last episode for the year let's make
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: our own bingo card of what we think is gonna
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: happen that sounds fun.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah like do like what would one like uh Somebody
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: like a Gwyneth Paltrow is going to get arrested for
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: like eating babies. Yeah.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: So mine, Pedro Pascal wins some kind of dancing competition.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I could see that. Yeah.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Gwyneth Paltrow is actually Bloody Mary.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Tommy Lee Jones passes away.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, that could happen.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: He looks like he should have been dead by now.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: He's in a movie that just came out.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Jesus, let him just be.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: It's a western, and I was looking at movies to
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: go to, and I was like, I'll check this out.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: And I saw Tommy Lee Jones. I'm like, that motherfucker's still...
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how old he is, but
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: good for him.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of that show Drake and Josh? Yeah.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I thought that show was funny, yeah.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: So Drake, I think, like the little one, he.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's Josh. Josh Peck.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, so the little... Like the one that's like, you know... Yeah. Okay,
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: so he, I guess... announced that he got kicked off
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: of the SAG, Screen Actors Guild Health Insurance.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you hear about that? No,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I just know that actors have to hit a certain
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: amount of time to stay on it.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: He's made $ 15, 000 this year. Yeah. But I guess you
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: have to do it for movies. What's he doing for money?
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: How does he have so much money?
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: $ 15, 000 a year isn't that much. I mean, that's not
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: what you made. Yeah, but if he only made $ 15, 000,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: how much.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Did he have in savings? Yeah. Like, how is he
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: living on 15,000?
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I know, right? Yeah, I... Yeah, who knows? Yeah, unless...
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I guess a lot of people.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Am I out of time? Am I Kelly Clarkson?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying, like, a lot of those people, like,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: bought land and stuff and shit.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I think he was, like, diddled.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: He was.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: He finally came out, yeah. I don't think that he
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: bought land. I think that he was probably traumatized.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe. I don't think he bought land.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Um but yeah that depends i wasn't trying to be
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: bad i was just saying that like yeah somebody who's
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: like molested doesn't think about like investments.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: A lot he went on tour for a while jeez
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: that was like 10 or 15 for his music he
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: had a song that.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Was pretty good i remember well how'd it go hey
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: never mind i don't he was on tour he was
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: yeah he was a musician but and i think he
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: did great in like mexico and like brazil like i
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: think he like like played like arenas and shit.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: A lot of times like when they filmed Sex and
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: the City a lot of the extras in the show
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: when they're walking like down roads in like New York
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: City they were like real people Yeah. The ones like far,
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: far away. You know what I mean? The ones that
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: were closer to the stars weren't. I don't know.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: So about a week or two ago, I sent you
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: something on Instagram. There's a movie being filmed in Portland soon.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: With the lady.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Jean Smart and Michelle Rodriguez. Yes.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: What?
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: We have to go be extra somehow. We got to
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: really focus on. Unless it already happened and we got
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: sidetracked and forgot about it.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: We're on the radar because how many times I've said,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: I want Michelle Gregory to get to me. She is
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: fucking sexy as fuck. She's somebody that I would... I
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: think that how sex would go with me and her
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: is I would... So sometimes when women use strap-ons... I
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: just learned this. When women use strap-ons on each other,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: the one that's not wearing the strap-on will suck the strap-on. Like,
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: suck the fake penis. I really hope no one listens
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: to this podcast. So, yes, we should go up and
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: see them. Yes.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: No, I think we should try to be extras in
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: the movie. I'm not saying just see them.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: How can we do it? Like, how do we get
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: that job?
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I feel like they're probably going to have online and
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: be like, hey, we need extra. Yeah, this day. And
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: so we just... I'm just going. I'm just going to
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: go that day and then I'll be walking. Unless it's
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: a GTA day.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: How do we get... Yeah. How do we get casted?
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I think we just... they just, they're, they'll be like, Hey,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: we need you to, and we'll just go and be like,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: all right, here we are. I think, I don't know.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Backstory. Like we would be walking together or it would
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: just be different.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I keep like cutting the scene off. I'm like, director,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. So, so what's the, yeah. What's my motivate?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Why am I walking? I don't know. You're getting a sandwich. Oh, okay.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: And then they start. Oh, one second. So is it
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: going to be a hot sandwich, cold sandwich? Cause it's
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: kind of hot out. We're just get fired.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: They're like, it's a ham sandwich. And you're like, Oh,
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: I really don't like ham.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Can I do roast beef by any chance?
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. If it is on a GTA day, I can
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: just record you playing GTA and send it to the
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: studio and be like, you guys can use this. That's
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: nice of us.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: But you drive up just to email it to them?
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: They're like, you didn't even be here.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: I just throw my phone at them. It's on there.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: That's on there. Just watch it.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Just watch it.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: And then they go, that's it.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: That's who we need for this movie. That was the
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: missing piece. and you get we get an oscar we
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: get invited to the oscars that'd be so great.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: And then we end up really liking gwyneth paltrow yeah
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: she's like on the red carpet with her and.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Shit and i'm like i leave a conversation i'm like
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: i guess harvey wayne scene wasn't that bad i can
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: oh sidebar um, people like her are Harvey Weinstein, like
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: apologists where they're, they kind of give like the vibe,
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: like where they say things like he never did anything
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: to me. I'm like, you fucking whore. You can't say that.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: You know, that bad shit happened. So why even, why, like,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: why would you even interject?
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Why would you even talk about it? If it, yeah,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's crazy.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Like if I was like, you know, New York on
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: nine 11 and I see like the twin towers, you know,
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, oh, they didn't hit me. Yeah. Like,
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: that's a dick thing to say, Gwyneth Paltrow.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why you would talk about it.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, 9-11 happened, Gwyneth Paltrow.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: But, like, Trump always talks about how good he does
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: on cognitive tests.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: But I'm like.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Most people don't have to take weekly cognitive.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Like, I don't think it's a braze. Like they test
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: me again this morning and I knew what an elephant
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: was like. All right, man. I don't think that's like
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: a brag, but you know, that wasn't even a question.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: And he just brings it up all the time. Like,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: and they put a giraffe and an elephant and let
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: me tell you, I knew which one was which. All right, man.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Good job. Oh, crazy. But yeah, but yeah, he got
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: voted in again. Yeah. Wild.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Wild.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: All right. People vote. Um, okay. Um, We covered a
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: lot today. So GTA and Bird.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: And Bird.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: I just cannot believe that you guys are not involved
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: in this.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Follow GusGus on Instagram if you want to see pictures
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: of my dog for some reason.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: He's 15.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Wait.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Sidebar.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: I went to Bentley's, which is like a coffee shop
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: where dogs, you know, it's like named after the dog.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: And Gus was with me. And the girl that came
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: out to, like, take our order before we get up
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: to the window, she, like, she was like, hello. And
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: she looked at Gus and she was like, oh, my God,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: I know him. And then she had come into my
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: work and I, like, bring up Gus a lot. Oh.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: And I showed her his Instagram and she follows Gus
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Gus on Instagram. And she was like, I, like, grabbed
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: my wallet or my card. I was like, oh, it's
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: on me.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Dude you're already losing touch like kylie clarkson yeah like
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: it was crazy like gus got recognized and then got
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: free shit.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Because i got like they have really delicious strawberry velvet
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: protein shakes and then gus got this like peanut butter
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: with like a dog treat kind of situation like they
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: do pop cup but they like elevate that shit like
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: you have to like pay for it because it's so
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: nice oh nice um but not me apparently yeah yeah
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: so that was really cool so gus got like Usually
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: it's like, I thought that was a lizard when they
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: see him. And like, that's actually true story.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Speaking of lizards, there's over 170 animals in GTA six
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: and an iguana is going to be in it.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, cause it's in Florida and Florida is like infatuated
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: with them or infested with them. Okay. And a lot
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: of going on. So leave us a five star review, please. Um,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: and until next time, I'm Jeff.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I'm Andy Clarkson.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, the bird's name is Molly.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Too that's weird molly clarkson.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Melly oh they really should she should just like team
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: up with them and like if she did.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: A show in front of that or in that thing
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: and had people come out like everybody like oh okay
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: we're it's fine she could end.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: This and then she goes to iran and be like
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: hey stop with the nukes and then you know kelly clarkson.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Like everything's like oh it's the lady with molly okay
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: we gotta stop now.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah come on kelly clarkson's listening that's fucked and weird
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: yeah but like what the fuck's wrong with you like
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: when people are like i listen to every episode i'm
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: like that's weird.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I listened for the strap on information.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: No, no idea why that came, why I brought that up.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: That I was doing, listen, you didn't see it, but
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: I was starting to do like hand motions of like, uh,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: one of my hands was going to suck off the
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: other one. So that's what's going on. This is why
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: we need to like video record.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: We definitely need to.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: So you can see that listener. Okay. Um, until next time,
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: I'm Jeff and I'm Andy Clarkson. Yeah, there we go. Um,
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: and we'll see you next Tuesday.
• 34:00
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• 34:05
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