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- 0:04Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow, you
- 0:07Speaker 1: could be a seat model star.
- 0:10Speaker 2: I was sixteen at the time or fifteen and uh,
- 0:14Speaker 2: and then hook it up with a witch and that
- 0:16Speaker 2: was that. Cats can smile apparently, whoa weird. Yeah, but
- 0:23Speaker 2: it doesn't always mean that they're happy.
- 0:25Speaker 1: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
- 0:28Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
- 0:31Speaker 2: Yeah, Jimmyman is a star. Her look looks weren't part
- 0:35Speaker 2: of the issue.
- 0:37Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top at
- 0:39Speaker 1: for grants.
- 0:41Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but let's see. Oh yeah,
- 0:49Speaker 2: because she might not because she's still actively Mormon.
- 0:53Speaker 1: Oh okay, so yeah, yeah, And I was.
- 0:55Speaker 2: Like, yeah, yeah, good idea.
- 1:01Speaker 1: You're ten nine, eight, seven, six thirty one. Hey, what's
- 1:09Speaker 1: up everybody. It's a new episode of Notable News.
- 1:12Speaker 2: Notable news. Is it notable news or because I looked
- 1:15Speaker 2: back in our repertoire if that's the word that, Sometimes
- 1:18Speaker 2: we can do notable news. Sometimes we do mistalgia news.
- 1:21Speaker 1: I don't really see every time. I don't know why
- 1:24Speaker 1: I can't remember.
- 1:25Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's one of them. Yeah, So welcome to
- 1:27Speaker 2: notable News or nosalgian news.
- 1:29Speaker 1: Why don't we just call it notable nossault of news.
- 1:31Speaker 2: Notable the we go trademark, trademark n N N N
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- 1:42Speaker 1: All right?
- 1:43Speaker 2: Until until next time? Okay, So we're here with some
- 1:46Speaker 2: breaking news stories that matter to us, ish, et cetera.
- 1:50Speaker 2: So what's your news that you got going on? Andy?
- 1:52Speaker 1: So with every you know, there's a lot of crazy
- 1:54Speaker 1: shit going on in the world, and if you listen
- 1:56Speaker 1: last week episode, we talked a little bit about it. Sorry,
- 1:58Speaker 1: we don't try to get too political, but sometimes you
- 2:00Speaker 1: just gotta let it out.
- 2:01Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:01Speaker 1: But anyways, for all the crazit going on, sometimes you
- 2:03Speaker 1: really have to try to find something that's just like
- 2:05Speaker 1: great and inspiring. And yesterday on April Fool's Day, oddly enough, Oh,
- 2:10Speaker 1: we're recording this on April second, I should have said.
- 2:13Speaker 1: But so when this comes out. About two and a
- 2:14Speaker 1: half weeks ago, the Artemis Too launched into space and
- 2:19Speaker 1: that was really inspiring because you know, with everything going on,
- 2:24Speaker 1: it's cool to see humanity still trying to better themselves
- 2:27Speaker 1: in certain aspects, and I thought that was really important.
- 2:31Speaker 1: So for the people who don't know Artemis two. It's
- 2:33Speaker 1: a it's a spaceship essentially, they're going to the Moon.
- 2:37Speaker 1: They're not landing on the Moon, but they're actually going
- 2:39Speaker 1: past the Moon, so they're gonna go further than any
- 2:42Speaker 1: humans have ever gone from Earth. It's about two hundred
- 2:44Speaker 1: and fifty thousand miles away, oh, which is fucking crazy.
- 2:49Speaker 1: It's a ten day trip. And the way they're doing
- 2:51Speaker 1: it this one is they're gonna circle the world about
- 2:54Speaker 1: or Earth about twice, and they're using the gravity to
- 2:56Speaker 1: kind of launch them to the Moon. They're gonna because
- 2:59Speaker 1: you know, the is always going around us, they're going
- 3:01Speaker 1: to sync up essentially with the Moon, go around the Moon,
- 3:04Speaker 1: use the Moon's gravity gravity to sling him back to Earth,
- 3:08Speaker 1: which is fucking yeah, you know. But on top of that,
- 3:13Speaker 1: the first black astronaut that it's going not the first one,
- 3:17Speaker 1: but the first one to leave Earth's orbit is going
- 3:20Speaker 1: to be there, and the first woman. So that's pretty
- 3:22Speaker 1: you know, inspiring, which I can't cool. Uh, you know,
- 3:25Speaker 1: nobody's been to the Moon for fifty plus years, which
- 3:28Speaker 1: is crazy, and it was just really inspiring. I think
- 3:32Speaker 1: people should look that up, and you know, I do
- 3:34Speaker 1: see people go like, well, it's such a big waste
- 3:36Speaker 1: of money. Sure, but like NASA, it's less than one
- 3:38Speaker 1: percent of like the budget goes towards NASA, and like,
- 3:41Speaker 1: we want to have smartphones if it wasn't for you know,
- 3:43Speaker 1: the previous NASA missions. And the point is for this
- 3:48Speaker 1: is the Artemis two, the Artemis three. They want to
- 3:49Speaker 1: land on the moon and kind of create that make
- 3:51Speaker 1: like a docking situation, so then we can get to docking.
- 3:55Speaker 1: Like you know, wait, you know, oh it's for you
- 3:58Speaker 1: put a penis inside of as you.
- 4:01Speaker 2: Never heard that you put a penis inside of a penis?
- 4:03Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 4:04Speaker 2: Like oh like, uh, uncircumcised.
- 4:07Speaker 1: I don't think so you can't put.
- 4:09Speaker 2: Your penis inside the penis.
- 4:11Speaker 1: I think you can.
- 4:11Speaker 2: I know that you can put like if one of
- 4:13Speaker 2: them or is uncircumcised, you can put the force.
- 4:16Speaker 1: Oh wow, I've talked about docking for like fifteen years.
- 4:24Speaker 1: Just like, do you know what a bumpkin is? Yeah? Okay,
- 4:27Speaker 1: so more people know what docking is. Bumpkins. Oh I know,
- 4:31Speaker 1: I would have said they plant, they're planning to get
- 4:35Speaker 1: to the moon, blumpkin.
- 4:38Speaker 2: It's done. Do you know what a rooting is? Rooting
- 4:43Speaker 2: is SAgs like you're ejaculating someone and a guy Australian.
- 4:49Speaker 2: I think it's Australian slang because like you're rooting for
- 4:51Speaker 2: somebody and are part of the neck of the woods.
- 4:54Speaker 2: Is like you're root you're rooting them on. If you're
- 4:56Speaker 2: rooting them on in Australia, you're like jizy inside. Hmmm.
- 5:01Speaker 1: I sup to play videoms with the guy, this guy
- 5:02Speaker 1: from Australia, and we were just talking and he goes,
- 5:05Speaker 1: he moved here and when he was in high school
- 5:07Speaker 1: and in Australia they call erasers rubbers who so when
- 5:11Speaker 1: he was in high school, he goes, nobody have a
- 5:13Speaker 1: rubber and everybody thought it was funny.
- 5:15Speaker 2: So people say things like it's gonna cost so much
- 5:17Speaker 2: money to go do this expedition.
- 5:19Speaker 1: Everybody's like, well, if it's so much money or we're
- 5:21Speaker 1: wasting so much money on this, you know, what's the
- 5:23Speaker 1: purpose of it? Yah? One, I think the purpose is
- 5:25Speaker 1: just because I think it's important for you know, human exploration,
- 5:28Speaker 1: and yeah, that's what kind of drives humanity. I feel
- 5:30Speaker 1: like two, you know, if they do land on the
- 5:34Speaker 1: moon on artements three and they're able to make the station.
- 5:36Speaker 1: Eventually they want to get to Mars. But then if
- 5:39Speaker 1: you think about all the inventions we got from the original,
- 5:42Speaker 1: like lunar stuff and NASA, like like I just said,
- 5:46Speaker 1: like smartphones wouldn't be smartphones if it wasn't for that,
- 5:48Speaker 1: And think about the industry it creates with that, right,
- 5:50Speaker 1: and then so and then think about the industry it's
- 5:52Speaker 1: going to create with like building stuff to like send
- 5:55Speaker 1: it to the Moon and then from the Moon to Mars.
- 5:57Speaker 1: So even though it might be to get there and back,
- 6:01Speaker 1: I feel like that's such a really short sighted, you
- 6:04Speaker 1: know vision, because I do think eventually it's going to
- 6:06Speaker 1: create so many more possibilities for people that like, if
- 6:09Speaker 1: you're worried about less than one percent of the US budget,
- 6:13Speaker 1: then you should be worried about other ship. Like I
- 6:15Speaker 1: don't think this should be a thing that people should
- 6:16Speaker 1: worry about.
- 6:17Speaker 2: What cost You don't cost a lot of money, the tariffs,
- 6:21Speaker 2: like bombing Iran.
- 6:26Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, but the cool thing to Artemis, it's the
- 6:30Speaker 1: goddess of like travel and like goddess of Moon or
- 6:33Speaker 1: something like that, which is a cool name for it.
- 6:36Speaker 1: Trying to think, well, it's like it's old Greek goddess okay,
- 6:41Speaker 1: or they got the name from It's always funny either one.
- 6:44Speaker 2: Hell yeah, hell yeah. That'll be so cool to be
- 6:48Speaker 2: like all right now, like what's the popular, Like here's
- 6:51Speaker 2: a ren and stimpy or like you know what I mean,
- 6:54Speaker 2: like yeah, or like I'm I'm gonna throw our hats
- 6:58Speaker 2: in the ring, like the Jeff and Andy Notable Nostalgia.
- 7:00Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be when they make their camp on
- 7:04Speaker 1: the moon. It should be called the Jeff and Andy
- 7:05Speaker 1: Notable Nostalgia Camp. Yeah, moon camp.
- 7:08Speaker 2: Or if we ever go to your urina, I want
- 7:12Speaker 2: that one. I want that.
- 7:13Speaker 1: We'll take your atus.
- 7:14Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll take We'll take oh yeah, oh my god.
- 7:19Speaker 1: But the crazy thing, just like the math just to
- 7:22Speaker 1: do this and they plan it. It takes ten days to
- 7:24Speaker 1: get there and back. But they should land in the
- 7:26Speaker 1: Pacific Ocean near California. So they're going two hundred and
- 7:30Speaker 1: fifty thousand miles away and they're gonna they have the
- 7:34Speaker 1: math to wear it. Most likely they're gonna land where
- 7:36Speaker 1: they want to land. That's crazy. That that alone is
- 7:40Speaker 1: just spectacular. So it's always good to try to find
- 7:43Speaker 1: some goodness and a bunch of filth is what I'm
- 7:46Speaker 1: trying to get at. And I start tearing up a
- 7:48Speaker 1: little bit because I love that shit. I used to
- 7:50Speaker 1: live in Florida, used to watch ship launch into space
- 7:52Speaker 1: all the time, and it's just really cool.
- 7:54Speaker 2: So and and I think that's the important that you mentioned,
- 7:56Speaker 2: like the first woman to go this far for like
- 7:59Speaker 2: personal to go this far like that is when you
- 8:02Speaker 2: can like I've grown up with the race and gender part,
- 8:05Speaker 2: always seeing that like, oh, I could be an astronaut,
- 8:07Speaker 2: I could be the president, I could be a proper
- 8:11Speaker 2: I could do anything. But h but when you see
- 8:14Speaker 2: people that look like you were, Like when I see
- 8:17Speaker 2: like gay like positive gay representation, I'm like, oh my god,
- 8:20Speaker 2: that's so cool, Like I could have kids, you know,
- 8:22Speaker 2: blah blah blah, like that might I mean, so that's
- 8:23Speaker 2: super powerful. And then I heard that like maybe not this,
- 8:27Speaker 2: I don't know about this expiation exploration, exploration. There we are,
- 8:31Speaker 2: but like they're always like doing shit, like they're doing
- 8:34Speaker 2: like a fuck ton of experiments and everything, like constantly
- 8:37Speaker 2: when they're up. They're not just like flicking their being
- 8:39Speaker 2: like they're just constantly doing things.
- 8:40Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think space is one of there's very
- 8:43Speaker 1: few things to actually bring you know, the whole world together.
- 8:45Speaker 1: I think space travel is because it's not just America
- 8:47Speaker 1: in NASA, they're working with all these other countries all
- 8:50Speaker 1: working together, you know, like the space station is really important.
- 8:52Speaker 1: Multiple countries like all work together. So I just think
- 8:56Speaker 1: it's really important because you know, you have like the Olympics.
- 8:58Speaker 1: I guess is something that brings everything together space? I
- 9:03Speaker 1: guess war that's not a good one.
- 9:05Speaker 2: Fan, what's another one? Like, what's something that brings Jolly parton?
- 9:09Speaker 1: Oh?
- 9:11Speaker 2: Betty, Betty White, Betty, she brought everyone together numb style.
- 9:14Speaker 1: Remember for like a month everybody felt great. Mackarana.
- 9:18Speaker 2: Isn't that like about like an affair?
- 9:20Speaker 1: I think it depends on the actual version because there
- 9:23Speaker 1: was like so many.
- 9:24Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 9:24Speaker 1: I don't know I've ever said this on the podcast,
- 9:26Speaker 1: but I live in Florida and there was a radio
- 9:28Speaker 1: station and I remember telling people this and it seemed crazy,
- 9:31Speaker 1: but I finally looked it up and it was this
- 9:33Speaker 1: radio station. They only played the Macharana twenty fo hours
- 9:37Speaker 1: a day and their slogan was no rock, all mock.
- 9:42Speaker 1: And I looked it up and the reason it did
- 9:43Speaker 1: that is because one radio station went out her business,
- 9:46Speaker 1: another one brought bought the company, but they had like
- 9:48Speaker 1: a week in between, so for a week straight the
- 9:50Speaker 1: radio station only played the market.
- 9:52Speaker 2: People find the it's this lady that analyzes who's that
- 9:57Speaker 2: Keith Morrison? Oh, and like how he leans? And she's
- 10:00Speaker 2: friends with this guy, this this creator that posts pictures
- 10:03Speaker 2: of him leaning and she was like, did like a
- 10:06Speaker 2: podcast episode about how he In a certain episode, he
- 10:09Speaker 2: was leaning differently, like he was leaning like backwards instead
- 10:12Speaker 2: of sideways, and she was like analyzing that, and she
- 10:15Speaker 2: was like analyzing his like very sea through shirt. But anyways,
- 10:20Speaker 2: I guess the point is that, like, podcasts are fucking ridiculous. No,
- 10:24Speaker 2: I think it's great. I think that I I don't
- 10:27Speaker 2: think I would be an astronaut, Like would you go
- 10:29Speaker 2: into space if you could?
- 10:30Speaker 1: I think it's the scariest thought in the like I
- 10:32Speaker 1: was gonna say in the world, but yeah, no, world,
- 10:34Speaker 1: I think it's so fucking scary.
- 10:36Speaker 2: And would you rather go in the space or in
- 10:39Speaker 2: the ocean. I know that you're you're you hate the ocean.
- 10:43Speaker 1: That's a tough I guess it depends how far I'm
- 10:45Speaker 1: going down like if I had to go to like
- 10:47Speaker 1: Titanic level, Yeah, I think i'd probably go to Oh,
- 10:49Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, it's definitely matter what. I think
- 10:52Speaker 1: i'd probably go to space, just because very few people
- 10:54Speaker 1: have done that, which I know very few people have
- 10:55Speaker 1: gone down that far too.
- 10:56Speaker 2: But did James Cameron? Do alien know? Who is that
- 11:01Speaker 2: so open something? I don't know, but like people are like,
- 11:05Speaker 2: really Scott, really Scott. Okay, Okay, So I think I
- 11:09Speaker 2: would rather go fuck, I don't know now, I think
- 11:11Speaker 2: i'd probably go to space.
- 11:12Speaker 1: Yeah, choose. Yeah, And I think it'd be cool to see, like,
- 11:15Speaker 1: you know, because when you're that high up and seeing
- 11:17Speaker 1: it with your own eyes, to see like, you know,
- 11:19Speaker 1: North America with you know, Europe at the same time,
- 11:22Speaker 1: that'd be crazy, you know.
- 11:23Speaker 2: So I think it's really cool. I've I've definitely my
- 11:26Speaker 2: algorithm did not compute with this. I knew that there
- 11:30Speaker 2: was something going on with spaceships, but I didn't really
- 11:34Speaker 2: find and so this is really helpful news.
- 11:37Speaker 1: I watched it live and I was like, oh, I
- 11:38Speaker 1: got a little teared up. And when they're counting down,
- 11:40Speaker 1: because you know, they're like it seems like it's all
- 11:42Speaker 1: it's all go, it's all you know in ten minutes,
- 11:44Speaker 1: and then it was really exciting. It's fun.
- 11:45Speaker 2: Once it gets past like the challenger hype, I'm like, Okay,
- 11:48Speaker 2: we're good.
- 11:48Speaker 1: That's why I was so nervous. I was like, oh,
- 11:50Speaker 1: it doesn't.
- 11:50Speaker 2: Explode, like yeah, I'd be.
- 11:53Speaker 1: Like, dude, like I would say this specific, but we're
- 12:00Speaker 1: hanging out like a week tear ago, and somebody brought
- 12:03Speaker 1: up something that Jeremy got irritated with you at the
- 12:06Speaker 1: you go, and I was just like, I think about this, so.
- 12:12Speaker 2: Imagine that, and I think it would be hard for
- 12:17Speaker 2: like me to go into because we had like lesbian
- 12:19Speaker 2: we had Sally Ride was the first like lesbian to
- 12:22Speaker 2: go up into space, and the gay guys like I
- 12:26Speaker 2: think if I was going like once, they're like, oh
- 12:28Speaker 2: we went through the like when they were about to
- 12:29Speaker 2: go through like the atmosphere, I'd be.
- 12:31Speaker 1: Like like, because.
- 12:34Speaker 2: It looks like a Wiener, Like spaceships look like Wieners.
- 12:36Speaker 1: Come on, like that's wonderful.
- 12:38Speaker 2: Yeah, especially the Jeff Bezos one that one like he
- 12:41Speaker 2: knows yeah.
- 12:43Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 12:43Speaker 2: It's like when I was in like pottery class in
- 12:45Speaker 2: high school, I was like we had to make an animal.
- 12:48Speaker 2: Everything I tried to make look like a penis pot.
- 12:52Speaker 1: I've never done pottery, and I want you really bad
- 12:55Speaker 1: to do it, to check that all like make that.
- 12:57Speaker 1: I've been looking up kilms. Yeah, the expanded you're really.
- 13:02Speaker 2: Going, You're really you can. There's a middle ground between
- 13:06Speaker 2: trying it and like going all in, like I don't.
- 13:09Speaker 1: Want a ghost. It's gonna be like, don't do it
- 13:10Speaker 1: that way. And I'm like, I think I know what
- 13:12Speaker 1: I'm doing.
- 13:13Speaker 2: I think that you should. She goes by Ji and
- 13:17Speaker 2: she gets upset when people like say it wrong. But
- 13:20Speaker 2: but I think before you invest in a kilm, you
- 13:23Speaker 2: should see if you like it that's or just do
- 13:27Speaker 2: it honestly buy it. I mean you can probably turn
- 13:29Speaker 2: the kilm into like a pizza oven. Yeah. But yeah,
- 13:32Speaker 2: if you're a kilm manufacturer and you want to sponsor us,
- 13:35Speaker 2: like let's do this, like let's make this happen. We'll
- 13:37Speaker 2: we'll advertise your kilm business.
- 13:39Speaker 1: It's like there's a guy his name is Joe Kill
- 13:41Speaker 1: and he's like half marketing.
- 13:44Speaker 2: Are people buying at home kilms?
- 13:46Speaker 1: I've been looking them up there.
- 13:48Speaker 2: How much are they?
- 13:49Speaker 1: Probably like one fifty five and stuff.
- 13:51Speaker 2: One hundred and fifty five dollars. Oh that's no, that's
- 13:54Speaker 2: doable for to make pottery. I'm pretty cheap.
- 13:57Speaker 1: You know what I'm having for dinner because I'm too
- 13:59Speaker 1: cheap to go out. I have three cans of corn.
- 14:02Speaker 1: I'm not gonna neaed all three, but definitely an How
- 14:04Speaker 1: many like guitars? Do you have four?
- 14:08Speaker 2: Really? I feel like there's more guitars in your room.
- 14:10Speaker 1: I have one acoustic, three electric guitars, two basses.
- 14:15Speaker 2: Do you need guitar cases that are like fabric ones?
- 14:18Speaker 2: Because I have like four in.
- 14:19Speaker 1: My car, Like like, well, all my guitars have cases,
- 14:23Speaker 1: but are they big? They're like for guitars, yeah, but
- 14:27Speaker 1: like are they thick or are they kind of show them?
- 14:29Speaker 1: This is really good for the lesson, this is great,
- 14:32Speaker 1: but it's like four or five of them in my car.
- 14:34Speaker 1: So many love story.
- 14:39Speaker 2: Or you know somebody that needs them, But that's like
- 14:41Speaker 2: a weird like, well, I have one guitar that I.
- 14:49Speaker 1: Listen. If you need a guitar.
- 14:51Speaker 2: Case, I'm just like putting way too much pressure on
- 14:53Speaker 2: you cause like you gotta go to the grocery store.
- 14:56Speaker 1: Hey, are you guitar I don't need to do this, okay.
- 15:02Speaker 2: So yeah, if you want a Dargays, let me know. Okay.
- 15:05Speaker 2: So I want to share it before I get to
- 15:07Speaker 2: like my main news. I saw this thing. This is
- 15:09Speaker 2: what I love about Internet is outside bar. I wonder
- 15:14Speaker 2: if your love for like the astronaut shit going on
- 15:16Speaker 2: right now is like tied to like the progression of
- 15:19Speaker 2: humanity with the fictional universe of Star Trek. You know,
- 15:22Speaker 2: I think yeah, or is that like common No.
- 15:24Speaker 1: I'm definitely yeah, I think grown up. And then after
- 15:27Speaker 1: getting in the Star Trek so much, it was always
- 15:28Speaker 1: fun to like think of that stuff and living in
- 15:30Speaker 1: Florida watching like satellites get launched. I think I said
- 15:34Speaker 1: this on the pod the last time the Discovery launched
- 15:36Speaker 1: the last time in twenty eleven, I was there on
- 15:38Speaker 1: a yacht watching it, listen to Dean Martin and I
- 15:40Speaker 1: was fucking drunken shit, but it was still impressive with tears, you.
- 15:43Speaker 2: Know, J says, that's a life. Yeah right, well that okay.
- 15:46Speaker 2: So this is why this is my argument for why
- 15:48Speaker 2: I think you need to get tik talk again. Is
- 15:51Speaker 2: this is my algorithm. This this lady was on TikTok
- 15:54Speaker 2: and she said and saw me if you've heard this before,
- 15:57Speaker 2: so you know nine to eleven?
- 15:58Speaker 1: Yeah, I am aware.
- 16:02Speaker 2: So apparently like my Chemical work Romance started because nine
- 16:06Speaker 2: to eleven did you hear about this? Did you hear
- 16:08Speaker 2: about this whole thing? Stop me? If you did?
- 16:10Speaker 1: Wait wait, I think because nine eleven then doesn't it
- 16:14Speaker 1: like end up to like Twilight or something? Yeah, yeah
- 16:17Speaker 1: about this, but I don't know this specific.
- 16:19Speaker 2: Oh my god, this like this like made me so happy.
- 16:21Speaker 2: I was like laying in bed, I was taking it
- 16:22Speaker 2: downe probably not in bed.
- 16:24Speaker 1: So okay.
- 16:25Speaker 2: So this lady explained that nine to eleven inspired the
- 16:28Speaker 2: band members of My Chemical Romance to join, and then
- 16:31Speaker 2: Stephanie Meyer, who wrote Twilight, was like kind of inspired
- 16:36Speaker 2: by My Chemical Romance, and then fifty Sheets of Gray
- 16:39Speaker 2: was like fan fiction of Twilight, and then fifty Sheets
- 16:43Speaker 2: of Gray really propelled d Coda Johnson, Don Johnson's daughter
- 16:47Speaker 2: to like more a list, maybe b list, let's me real.
- 16:50Speaker 2: And then she was on Ellen and called Ellen out,
- 16:54Speaker 2: and that triggered all of Ellen's employees to like, that's
- 16:57Speaker 2: speak up wild. Yeah, So if like nine to eleven
- 17:01Speaker 2: didn't happen, then that wouldn't Ellen might still be on
- 17:05Speaker 2: the air. And then my fucking algorithm did this to
- 17:08Speaker 2: me another my algorithm is like nine to eleven shit
- 17:11Speaker 2: all the time is I don't know if this story
- 17:14Speaker 2: is true or not, but you know how I've always
- 17:15Speaker 2: like connected nine to eleven to like the failure of
- 17:18Speaker 2: Glitter Box office. Apparently nine to eleven happened on the
- 17:23Speaker 2: same day that the Glitter soundtrack came out, and uh,
- 17:27Speaker 2: a woman that worked at I'm assuming a woman that
- 17:31Speaker 2: worked at the trade center went to the store to
- 17:33Speaker 2: buy the Glitter album and was late going to work,
- 17:37Speaker 2: and she would have died. And nine to eleven if
- 17:39Speaker 2: it wasn't for Glitter.
- 17:40Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 17:41Speaker 2: Yeah, So I don't know if that's true because a
- 17:43Speaker 2: lot of my facts because I did a lot of
- 17:44Speaker 2: drugs growing up. Like even last night, I apparently had
- 17:48Speaker 2: a dream. So I went to work today. We have
- 17:50Speaker 2: a qure egg and I was like, oh, I'm gonna
- 17:52Speaker 2: have some of that caramel flavored one. I opened it
- 17:55Speaker 2: up and I was like, Oh, that was a dream
- 17:56Speaker 2: I had that we had a caramel flavored coffee. I
- 17:59Speaker 2: was like, okay, Like that is the kind of shit
- 18:02Speaker 2: that I'm dealing with. It's like, I don't know what
- 18:04Speaker 2: reality is anymore because I'm like, oh, I was very curing.
- 18:08Speaker 2: Oh the uh, the karma flavored one that doesn't exist
- 18:13Speaker 2: or it doesn't exist.
- 18:14Speaker 1: In my life.
- 18:14Speaker 2: I haven't seen it yet, but I saw it in
- 18:16Speaker 2: my dream. Anyways. So the big news that I heard
- 18:18Speaker 2: today is this. So, you know Brian Latrell from Battory Boys,
- 18:22Speaker 2: he has like the really big nostrils, you know how
- 18:24Speaker 2: we are with nostrils, and this Barry Watson, so he
- 18:28Speaker 2: allegedly bought well I don't know if this is alleged.
- 18:32Speaker 2: This is like Jeff facts. So he so in Oregon
- 18:36Speaker 2: where we are, the entire coast is public land. In
- 18:40Speaker 2: California and other states, some of its public, some of
- 18:42Speaker 2: its private beaches, and he bought a house and has
- 18:47Speaker 2: a private beach. He's right next to a public beach
- 18:51Speaker 2: and he got kind of irritated. Hear about this.
- 18:54Speaker 1: No, but I just watched the first episode of the show,
- 18:56Speaker 1: and I should called Neighbors, and they talk about private
- 18:59Speaker 1: beaches and people forking out not letting the public. So
- 19:01Speaker 1: I wonder if I wonder if I wonder if the
- 19:04Speaker 1: later on episodes they bring this up and he's like
- 19:06Speaker 1: involved in somehow.
- 19:07Speaker 2: No, this just happened like yesterday. I hope not. Or
- 19:12Speaker 2: we're like in a time loop. Okay, I hope we're not.
- 19:16Speaker 2: I just saw that one too, I think I did.
- 19:20Speaker 2: So if you're in a time never joke to me
- 19:22Speaker 2: about like we have to cut to the chase, so
- 19:25Speaker 2: that that should be our number one policy as friends, okay.
- 19:30Speaker 2: Or if like you're possessed or there's a possession in
- 19:32Speaker 2: your home, I'm gonna believe you. If you're suspicious about
- 19:36Speaker 2: like a demon possessing or like haunting, you don't need
- 19:39Speaker 2: to like second guess yourself. Let me know and I'm
- 19:40Speaker 2: here for you. Yeah, Okay, So like we'll cut to
- 19:45Speaker 2: the choice.
- 19:45Speaker 1: So if I thought my house is possessed, I'd call
- 19:47Speaker 1: you and then you'd come over and check it out.
- 19:49Speaker 2: I would confirm, or I would be like, hey, you
- 19:51Speaker 2: can't run from this because it's just going to follow you.
- 19:54Speaker 2: So we need to like nip this in the butt.
- 19:56Speaker 2: I would number one, I believe you.
- 19:58Speaker 1: Oh no, But like if I'm like, hey, Jeff, I
- 20:00Speaker 1: think my house is possessed, you'd like come over and
- 20:03Speaker 1: like do some digging.
- 20:04Speaker 2: No, I would believe that if you're calling me saying
- 20:06Speaker 2: that your house is I'm pretty confident that you have
- 20:09Speaker 2: enough research that something's going on. Yeah you're not just
- 20:13Speaker 2: bored one night like like, but but I'm gonna get
- 20:16Speaker 2: get to the bottom. If the demon's bad, the demon's
- 20:23Speaker 2: good like Casper, then I'm gonna like demon. I think
- 20:29Speaker 2: it mixed the demons and ghosts. Common thing is that racism.
- 20:35Speaker 2: So so Brian Latrell, the one of the big nostrils,
- 20:38Speaker 2: he was saying that he was like getting pissy because
- 20:41Speaker 2: somebody on the public beach was too blah blah blah
- 20:43Speaker 2: and like too close to his side or whatever, and
- 20:46Speaker 2: he then started saying something about being gay, like the
- 20:49Speaker 2: other guy is gay, and then he used the F
- 20:51Speaker 2: word at the at the at the beach goer, and
- 20:54Speaker 2: the beach goer was like recording it too, and saying
- 20:57Speaker 2: with Brian Latrell was recording it to oh my god,
- 21:01Speaker 2: it was wild. Then I was like, it reminded me again.
- 21:04Speaker 2: So I was talking to my my coworker about this.
- 21:06Speaker 2: I'm like, he can't say.
- 21:07Speaker 1: That right for sure.
- 21:08Speaker 2: Then I was like, how we could? And I went
- 21:12Speaker 2: back to the think we played this game the other
- 21:14Speaker 2: day on the episode, and it's like Katy Perry can't.
- 21:17Speaker 2: And I told my co worker, I was like, Justin
- 21:18Speaker 2: Trudeau could, Yeah, Justin Trudeau like he could, he could,
- 21:22Speaker 2: like like he could call me some names and I'd
- 21:24Speaker 2: be fine with that. I think that I don't want
- 21:26Speaker 2: them to be together. I know he's not our prime minister,
- 21:29Speaker 2: but like I just don't like the relationship.
- 21:31Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know enough about it, but you Justin
- 21:34Speaker 1: Trudeau is well, I just don't enough about their really
- 21:36Speaker 1: they've been dating for like a year or two right.
- 21:38Speaker 2: Way too long, way too long. And then she was
- 21:40Speaker 2: with uncircumcised Alonda Bloom no shade, but like, I don't
- 21:44Speaker 2: know if you I don't know, Okay, So I don't
- 21:50Speaker 2: know what the oh. I was gonna play a quick
- 21:52Speaker 2: game of it. Can they say it again? With you? So?
- 21:55Speaker 2: So give like do you want you to give me
- 21:57Speaker 2: a celebrity and I can let you know not to
- 21:59Speaker 2: put you in the spot, or I can give you one.
- 22:01Speaker 2: What do you think you go?
- 22:03Speaker 1: First of all, I think so Justin switch it.
- 22:06Speaker 2: To insinct Justin Timberlake.
- 22:08Speaker 1: I'm gonna say no, no, yeah, you're right, Okay.
- 22:12Speaker 2: Lance Bass obviously, yes, j C. Chase, I like.
- 22:17Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like Chris could, but I
- 22:20Speaker 1: don't know about j C.
- 22:21Speaker 2: So j C can because I've slept with somebody that
- 22:24Speaker 2: looks like him. Oh yeah, yeah, you get it, you
- 22:28Speaker 2: get it, you get Let me think who what's another
- 22:32Speaker 2: celebrity obviously, Mandy Moore cannot. Kristen Bell. That's a good one,
- 22:37Speaker 2: that's true. You know Kristen Bell.
- 22:38Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I feel like she could.
- 22:41Speaker 2: She could, Yeah, she's she wouldn't, but she could.
- 22:45Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm blanking on anybody. I know, right,
- 22:47Speaker 1: it's hard thinking of movies. Okay, what about Leo Leo DiCaprio, No, no,
- 22:53Speaker 1: I see I was thinking no to his.
- 22:55Speaker 2: Age, I think, yeah, Titanic Leo one d p Yeah,
- 22:59Speaker 2: because I would have been the Titanic I had that
- 23:01Speaker 2: really not as unhealthy as not unhealthy as quirky, as
- 23:05Speaker 2: relationship as Titanic fan ninety seven.
- 23:08Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 23:08Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was the one who was like taking
- 23:11Speaker 2: cold showers and I walked. I think my sister and
- 23:13Speaker 2: I saw Titanic like a fuck ton of times in theaters. Yeah,
- 23:17Speaker 2: and then I would take a shower and have it
- 23:18Speaker 2: be super cold. But it was not the same. Yeah,
- 23:22Speaker 2: it was taking a cold shower. It's not the same
- 23:24Speaker 2: as like being in like the Atlantic Ocean in the
- 23:26Speaker 2: middle of like the winter.
- 23:27Speaker 1: Yeah, Michael B. Jordan, Yeah, oh okay, all right, I
- 23:31Speaker 1: feel like, Yeah, I guess I think one has to
- 23:33Speaker 1: do a style too, Like he's really.
- 23:34Speaker 2: Good if he the only way that he can is
- 23:37Speaker 2: if he spits in my mouth. Uh oh, Robin Williams,
- 23:44Speaker 2: if he was still alive, or if he if we
- 23:46Speaker 2: were like connecting with him through like a Ouiji board.
- 23:48Speaker 1: And is this like are they saying it out of anger?
- 23:51Speaker 1: Are they saying like just like because I feel like
- 23:54Speaker 1: if anybody says out of anger, I feel like no
- 23:56Speaker 1: other than probably Lance that we've talked about so far,
- 24:00Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, if it's just in general, I'm gonna say,
- 24:04Speaker 1: I think he's a little I don't know that one's tough,
- 24:06Speaker 1: that one's like I feel like right on the edge.
- 24:08Speaker 1: I'm gonna say early nineties Robin Williams. No, but later on, yes.
- 24:13Speaker 2: So that one's a trick one. So so Robin Williams
- 24:18Speaker 2: as himself, No, Robin Williams as Mark or or Robin
- 24:27Speaker 2: Williams as the Genie, Robin Williams as Missus doubtfire, yes,
- 24:32Speaker 2: or like, let's get this done, let's get this done.
- 24:36Speaker 2: Tyler Perry, Uh, I hate Tyler Perry. Yeah, but I
- 24:40Speaker 2: feel like, yes, he's he, Tyler Perry as media. No
- 24:45Speaker 2: Tyler Perry, because I feel like Tyler Perry is kind
- 24:47Speaker 2: of homosexually, Like I don't have nothing to base this
- 24:50Speaker 2: off of, but I kind of get a gay vibe
- 24:51Speaker 2: from him, probably because if he dressed as a woman
- 24:53Speaker 2: all the time. But Jack Nicholson, Jack Nicholson, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 24:58Speaker 2: he would do it and anger. But I'm like, you're
- 25:01Speaker 2: Jack Nicholason like Saven Nicholas Cage. If Nicholas Cage called
- 25:05Speaker 2: me the F word, I would be like, oh, he's
- 25:07Speaker 2: probably gonna hurt me. But he's Nicholas Cage. I don't care.
- 25:11Speaker 1: I can't believe your name right now. She was in Titanic,
- 25:14Speaker 1: Kathy Bates Cathy Bates one hundred percent, but only if
- 25:18Speaker 1: she spits in my mouth or dressed like more the one.
- 25:23Speaker 2: I don't know if it was you that I was
- 25:24Speaker 2: talking to, but you know who Holly Hunter is. Yes,
- 25:27Speaker 2: she's stupid fucking voice. I do not like her. That
- 25:31Speaker 2: has nothing to do with this at all. But I
- 25:32Speaker 2: just cannot stand Holly Hunter. But you know I do
- 25:35Speaker 2: love and I will die on this. Uma fucking Thurman. Okay,
- 25:38Speaker 2: she's like icon and she can. She can spit my mouth,
- 25:41Speaker 2: pull my hair, call me a fag. I don't give
- 25:43Speaker 2: a fuck. Uma Thurman is is beautiful in my opinion.
- 25:48Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You know who he could play
- 25:52Speaker 2: if they did a live action any dinosaur that existed,
- 25:55Speaker 2: if they did like a live action. U I'm gonna
- 25:58Speaker 2: mess it up.
- 26:00Speaker 1: What's the impossible naked molt?
- 26:04Speaker 2: Okay, a sidebar really quickly. I'm pretty sure that yesterday,
- 26:09Speaker 2: two separate people in two separate situations referenced him possible,
- 26:13Speaker 2: and you just referenced impossible. No, but that's weird.
- 26:16Speaker 1: Weird is that in.
- 26:18Speaker 2: The news lately? Like Kim Possible. I was just coming back.
- 26:20Speaker 1: Who looks like a naked mole? Now? They should do
- 26:22Speaker 1: it possible, should they?
- 26:27Speaker 2: That's what we're needing.
- 26:29Speaker 1: With all the strife and everything.
- 26:33Speaker 2: She like fixes like the war and Iran. Yeah, I
- 26:37Speaker 2: was like a live action for her. But they're adults,
- 26:41Speaker 2: don't Christy Carlson Romano. She needs to get recast because
- 26:44Speaker 2: we don't do we like her. I forget now she
- 26:47Speaker 2: wished a happy birthday. Okaylonychans remember Looney Tuns? What's the
- 26:51Speaker 2: what's the brown guy that like spins and Tasmanian Devil?
- 26:55Speaker 2: Steve Buscemi could play him?
- 26:56Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah in a live action movie clothes and goes.
- 27:06Speaker 1: Why I would watch that an r B.
- 27:11Speaker 2: I'm already writing the sequel, because they're gonna have a sequel,
- 27:17Speaker 2: a sequel of the live action Steve Boushi Tasmanian Devil movie.
- 27:21Speaker 1: So that's where we write the first one. You just
- 27:23Speaker 1: start on the sequel.
- 27:24Speaker 2: Well yeah, because everybody someone else is writing the first
- 27:26Speaker 2: one right now, so we have to like cut to
- 27:28Speaker 2: the chase. Oh my god. Okay, so what was the news? Oh,
- 27:32Speaker 2: the news was black by the trail using a hateful
- 27:35Speaker 2: slur and I make jokes about it, but like if
- 27:37Speaker 2: you can't like sixes, I don't know if I made
- 27:40Speaker 2: this up or not. Sticks and stones many never hurt
- 27:44Speaker 2: me or not, Okay, but but some I remember when
- 27:47Speaker 2: I was a kid, we would say that, but I
- 27:49Speaker 2: was was like sticks and stones may break my bones.
- 27:51Speaker 2: But please don't throw sticks and stones at me or
- 27:53Speaker 2: whatever you please don't say her from anyways. So Brian
- 27:56Speaker 2: the trail boo, we hate that you were you were
- 27:58Speaker 2: being a douchebag. And I honestly I watched most of
- 28:01Speaker 2: the clip and kind of put it together, but like
- 28:04Speaker 2: I'm so indoctrinated with like add based on like having
- 28:08Speaker 2: a phone in my pocket all the time, so who
- 28:10Speaker 2: knows what's going on?
- 28:11Speaker 1: And then and then your news was the space the
- 28:15Speaker 1: artemist What.
- 28:16Speaker 2: Did the artemist one do? Uh?
- 28:18Speaker 1: It blew up? It did no and they just I
- 28:21Speaker 1: think they did an earth thing?
- 28:22Speaker 2: God, I wanted Artemist three, what's she gonna do?
- 28:25Speaker 1: They plan to actually land on the moon with artemiss three?
- 28:28Speaker 2: And then what Artemist four?
- 28:30Speaker 1: Probably to Mars?
- 28:32Speaker 2: And why are we going? Why are we going Mars
- 28:34Speaker 2: and not Venus?
- 28:36Speaker 1: Venus is so far away? So I think, okay, so okay,
- 28:41Speaker 1: if let's say the Earth is a basketball, right, the
- 28:45Speaker 1: moon is about thirty feet away, Mars is like a
- 28:48Speaker 1: mile away.
- 28:50Speaker 2: If you break it down like that, thirty feet is
- 28:52Speaker 2: Mars thirty feet about.
- 28:54Speaker 1: The moon from if you have ah and then like
- 28:57Speaker 1: like a mile away, and then Venus is probably like
- 28:59Speaker 1: one hundred miles away some crazy shit like that.
- 29:01Speaker 2: What's after Mars going that way? I going north?
- 29:06Speaker 1: Is that north?
- 29:06Speaker 2: What direction is no?
- 29:07Speaker 1: I think it's eight.
- 29:08Speaker 2: If you're in space, well that's no.
- 29:10Speaker 1: There is no up or down. That's why they call
- 29:12Speaker 1: it cardinal north. When you're on a planet, I think
- 29:15Speaker 1: with uh, with you know, magnetic pools. I think that's
- 29:19Speaker 1: what creates northeast, west and south. Why did I say it?
- 29:22Speaker 1: So were northeast, south and west? Oh?
- 29:25Speaker 2: Because the planets are always spinning around the Sun, so
- 29:30Speaker 2: it doesn't always go Moon or like Mars, Venus, nept
- 29:34Speaker 2: or whateverever it goes there, So what the fix it does?
- 29:38Speaker 1: But mean, the crazy thing too, is like we're not stationary,
- 29:41Speaker 1: like the Sun's going like this, and so we're going
- 29:45Speaker 1: like this.
- 29:47Speaker 2: Jesus is. It's really cool because then it's like math.
- 29:50Speaker 2: They're using math, right, and math and science and they're
- 29:53Speaker 2: using to like predict the future, like, hey, in twenty years,
- 29:57Speaker 2: Mars is going to be right there, yeah exactly, But
- 29:59Speaker 2: also right there doesn't exist, yeah.
- 30:02Speaker 1: Because it's moving on so many different ways. Yeah, that's
- 30:06Speaker 1: my message. Really cool because like you can if you
- 30:08Speaker 1: let's say you have like a basketball, bring that out.
- 30:11Speaker 1: But let's say you have a Yeah, it's five feet
- 30:15Speaker 1: from the ground, and you know the force that's gonna
- 30:19Speaker 1: they're gonna push it. You with math, you know where
- 30:21Speaker 1: that ball is gonna land, which is crazy. That's basically
- 30:23Speaker 1: like predicting the future.
- 30:24Speaker 2: But then I don't know if it was I feel
- 30:26Speaker 2: bad if it was you saying this to me, but
- 30:28Speaker 2: somebody has told me because I was like, oh, if
- 30:30Speaker 2: you could time travel to wherever, where would you go?
- 30:32Speaker 2: And they're like, oh, if you time travel, you would
- 30:34Speaker 2: end up in a different you would end up in
- 30:36Speaker 2: the middle of space.
- 30:37Speaker 1: And they just like ruined it what I mean kind
- 30:39Speaker 1: of but yeah, kind of yeah, like I think you would.
- 30:42Speaker 2: Yeah, Like that's sad. Like I'm just trying to like
- 30:45Speaker 2: be like, oh, would you go back to the colonial time?
- 30:47Speaker 2: You know what I mean? You wouldn't, but.
- 30:51Speaker 1: Like I don't think you would ever be like I'm
- 30:54Speaker 1: good guys over there, I'll go back to maybe like
- 30:58Speaker 1: ninety two.
- 30:59Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're not going back to like no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah,
- 31:06Speaker 2: oh my god. Okay, So there's a lot going on,
- 31:08Speaker 2: so listener, Uh, write us in the show notes, messages
- 31:12Speaker 2: us on Instagram or the socials if you want us
- 31:14Speaker 2: to like do a deep dive into like some news,
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- 31:18Speaker 2: to win like a Pulitzer I think so, and apparently
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- 31:31Speaker 2: Like I said, listen to Dad, Daughters and diplomas, you know,
- 31:35Speaker 2: enjoy life out there because right now, like we don't
- 31:38Speaker 2: have the live action Kim Possible movie, so we need
- 31:41Speaker 2: to be the live action Kim Possible movie.
- 31:44Speaker 1: Yeah, and Steve saying if you're listening, is he still alive?
- 31:50Speaker 1: I think so? I mean unless he died like today,
- 31:53Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 31:54Speaker 2: So did you Okay, remember this is a really quick
- 31:56Speaker 2: thing I learned. So remember nine or two and zero
- 31:58Speaker 2: and you don't like Steve, Yeah he's sixty two.
- 32:01Speaker 1: Oh that's crazy. Fuck Well, I mean that came out
- 32:05Speaker 1: like thirty five.
- 32:06Speaker 2: Years ago and they were like adults when playing teenageers.
- 32:09Speaker 2: But like that kind of thing like fucked with me, hardcore.
- 32:12Speaker 2: I thought, he was like a stone throw away from me,
- 32:15Speaker 2: but like Steve is sixty two, and I'm like ninety
- 32:19Speaker 2: three percent confident that's a true fact.
- 32:21Speaker 1: Does he still look like a car, like a human car.
- 32:23Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and he's like you know, Sharknado with icon
- 32:27Speaker 2: Terry Reid. Anyways, all right, listener until next time.
- 32:30Speaker 1: I'm Jeff, I'm Andy two. It's grew.
- 32:36Speaker 2: We'll see you next Tuesday.
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