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Roll Up for the MYSTERY WEEKENDER! - Episode 22 · Bradders Grappers

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  The. Hello Acrosso E Bratas Grappas.
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  Oh hello and welcome to Bratas Grappas and I don't know about
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  you but I'm feeling a tad swifty for this episode because we have
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  hit the magical #22 lucky me. However, this particular episode
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  we are going to be heading down to the Valleys and the Welsh
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  capital as last weekend saw Cardiff hosting both Attack Pro
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  Wrestling and Mystery Wrestling, just the two shows all taking
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  place at the cafes community centre.
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  But before we look at the fun and games of what happened that
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  weekend, much like Don Callas family, this podcast is
• 3:04
  expanding itself it feels. So with that, let's introduce 2
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  new names who a lot of you will know, especially if you're in
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  the North. The first debutante is 1/2 of
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  the Pencilled in podcast team, which I, not to brag, actually
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  helped produce, so blame me if it's go wrong.
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  So this is effectively a normal day out for me recording.
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  But when she's not at wrestling shows, she is making bracelets.
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  The master of the bracelets pencilled in Nikki.
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  How? How are we feeling after the
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  weekend? But full, full of joy, tired.
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  But you know what? I'm going to say this because
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  you mentioned the bracelets. When I was there, I had my
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  lanyard because I was full of all the bracelets and made
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  because that's how I carry him now rather than fumbly with him.
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  And somebody called me the final boss of bracelets and I like
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  that. So I'm like pretty made-up now.
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  I'm keeping that forever. Final boss of bracelets.
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  Is that the new bio on Instagram and.
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  Nah, it's going to be bracelet Jones forever.
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  And last but by no means least, which makes it sound like
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  there's a few more, but we only have two on this episode 1/3 of
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  the Dammit Vacant podcast where you can find exclusive or
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  exclusively only Ian Skinner facts Asterix.
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  All true. He is also another 1/3 of the
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  repeat or delete podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, Joe, hello
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  are. You all right?
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  It's nice to be here. And how are you feeling after
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  this past weekend? I was again wrestling flu when I
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  got back, but that might have been a combination of heroic
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  amount of white gloves I drank and the fact that I think the
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  only thing I ate was a chicken sandwich and like a handful of
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  tuna Mayo because I I I just got very, very, very caveman when I
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  got back to the Airbnb on my own.
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  So yeah, yeah. Bottle of red wine and a handful
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  of tuna pasta. That's ladies, former Q Fancy,
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  fancy. Boy.
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  I can't eat when I'm out drinking.
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  I feels like it's a waste of energy.
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  He's. Supposed to eat.
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  It's a food though, right? Let's not get in.
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  You have a. Couple of guinnesses and that's
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  that's like a meal for a day. Oh yeah.
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  I think. Maybe a buttered Wheatabix like,
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  but but yeah, anyway, no, I had a tremendous time in Cardiff.
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  It was lovely to see people I haven't seen in a long time like
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  yourselves and some new people that I've never met before.
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  And it was, it was, it was, it was, I'm going to say one of the
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  best shows I've been through this, I'm going to say this
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  year. But that doesn't really hold
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  much hold much sway. Yeah.
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  But no, I wanted the one of the I've not laughed so much in a
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  very, very long time. All of them.
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  I've never seen attack before. But I'll be making a point to
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  because they stream a lot of their stuff, like for free,
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  don't they? I think so.
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  I'll be making a point to hunt down some of that because I that
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  I can see why mystery shows attack.
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  Yeah, because the there's a there's an overlap of of silly
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  nonsense there, isn't there the? Vibes.
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  The vibes are very similar, aren't they?
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  Yeah, 100%, yeah. So we we've got free shows so we
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  will try and get through this as quick as we can.
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  I have nothing to contribute until the end you.
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  Can listen and just go. I can't wait.
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  I'm going. I hope you've got.
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  I hope. You've got the card for the
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  first mystery show, because I remember some of it every OK,
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  that's that's good. Then come.
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  Prepared, I will just say at this point, so edit note Peter
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  or PETA, sorry for those that do not want to hear mystery 21 1/2
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  please Fast forward to the time that PETA will say in the next
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  couple of seconds. Fast forward to one hour and 7
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  minutes and there we go. This is this is way more
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  advanced of the stuff we I just have to put future Joe in like,
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  yeah. Insert Future Joe.
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  Yeah. It's just, it's yeah, I find
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  that that's forward planning. You see, this is I'd have none
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  of that, but yeah, I. Just wing it, but I actually
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  wrote an intro which sounds so professional.
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  But also, if you don't want to know from this, go and subscribe
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  to the Patreon and watch it to to Mysteries Patreon and watch
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  it because everything is on there, all of their shows are on
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  there and it's not that expensive and it's well worth
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  it. Support the Indies, yeah.
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  In no particular order because I tried to go off the photographs
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  and videos I took and realised I did not take a couple of photos
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  from some of the matches and a friend thankfully told me of
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  some of them. However, match #1 as we will
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  call it. So effectively the traitors
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  coming out. If you're watching the visual of
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  this, you'll see the photo behind me of everyone in cloaks.
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  The druids, yeah. So we had Connor Mills Cristara.
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  We also had Matt Gatlin and the last one of the bunch kanji.
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  Nice. This was a really fun opener.
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  It's We started off with the old everyone link fingers together,
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  apart from Gatlin who wanted no, absolutely none of it, to which
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  Mills, Christara and Kanji were just doing 1980s dancing
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  together. Yeah, yeah, this again.
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  This is one of those things that I love vibratory wrestling open
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  with this because there you get a little surprise and then
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  you'll normally get a banging four way match and yeah, this
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  this set the entire thing up just for the start of the
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  weekend. It was beautiful it.
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  Was so much I I will say this first match.
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  To say it was snug at times would arguably be saying this
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  disservice. They laid that stuff in thicker
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  than gravy. That hasn't.
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  I've had too much granules boarding.
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  It was thick as anything. Again, really fun opening
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  contest. I am not going to go very in
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  depth on most of these because we haven't got the time.
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  Quite literally a. 100 matches to cover.
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  Oh we've got so many. But it ended up with Kanji
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  getting the tap out. Victory over Gatwin so thumbs up
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  match #2 again. Unsure of placements so James
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  Scrapper Stone taking Junior Benito.
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  Yes, clap. Them cheeks.
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  Poor junior I I had to buy so much stuff off him just because
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  he looks so sad. No one buying anything and I was
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  like, come here. I wanted to buy something, but
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  we didn't have enough. Should have said I I had so much
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  takeaway money, it was unreal. Yeah, who wants to?
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  Think there was a couple on that I saw during the interval that
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  just looked like someone please come up to me please someone.
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  Yeah, but no, it's James Stone bio betrayer Ally Stu Grayson
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  hates, hates silly wrestling, hates comedy wrestling.
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  Sorry. It's OK.
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  And Junior, who is so good in Fresh Air Attack Team, like,
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  he's tremendous on his own. He's brilliant.
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  And I was kind of sad we didn't get both of them, but he put on
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  a, you know, the workhorse of all of these shows.
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  Yes. Yeah.
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  He's got so much charisma. I did like Stone did not know
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  what to how to kind of like get the crowd against him till he
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  made one joke, which really kind of got a few going where he says
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  we're in Wales, aren't we? And he says, I'm looking around
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  and I can see why. Yeah.
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  And at that point? I took that personally.
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  Rodney Dangerfield pulling. I'm not.
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  Paid of airports, No. Again, great like Stone is, is a
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  tremendous big lad wrestler, but Junior is just he's got
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  something about him that I will carry him a long way for me.
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  Lovely fella, both lovely fellas, but you want Junior win
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  because he's nice. I will say Benito is a fantastic
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  salesman because he kept during the entire crowd.
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  He's there just holding up, kind of like his photos, just going.
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  On his pictures, yeah. Yeah, I've got some of that,
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  yeah. So.
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  I respect it. I love it.
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  He sold a fair few. Benito won, unsurprisingly.
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  We then aren't it. Dude, I'm trying to think.
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  It did beneath that win, No, I don't think he did.
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  His memory serves didn't. No, he didn't, Stone.
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  No, I was going to say Stone would win because.
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  What stipulation was it? Did it have a?
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  What kind of match was it I. Don't think there was a
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  stipulation. There was a couple of silly
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  matches, but that was just a regular regular one-on-one,
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  yeah. There are a couple, no?
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  Stipulations just regular. Talking of stipulations, match
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  #3 arguably one of the matches of the weekend was a special
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  referee match which. Featured.
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  LJ Cleary taking on Danny Luna with Fresh from a trip from
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  Amsterdam. Sasquatch referee.
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  Sasquatch hanging out. Hanging out their ass, Yeah.
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  If you want. To go.
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  She's one of the favourites there.
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  The term wrestling bollocks has never been so appropriate for
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  this match. It was antics central, wasn't
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  it? Yeah.
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  I can't wait to watch this. No, I it does have to be said,
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  Sasquatch did it feels favour Danny Luna in this contest.
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  Oh crooked ref. Mainly because Sasquatch was
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  either face down in the turnbuckle buckle.
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  Oh. Was counting it had kind of 10.
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  Well, if you want to be about it, eight and two thumbs.
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  I just remembered the bit where he got to 8 and then discovered
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  his hands. I.
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  Think Clary had thrown Luna out, beat her up on the outside, got
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  in the ring LJ saying count and he got to like 8 and he's.
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  Realised he had hands. But there was there was like a
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  count, there was a, a three count where he he just fell
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  asleep. There was, there was.
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  It's winter, he should be hibernating, right?
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  There was there was illegal holes where he just couldn't be
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  bothered getting up out of the corner to stop it like it was.
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  It was like whoever is inside that Sasquatch was.
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  It Rick Knox. I, I don't know who it is.
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  I suspect it's Psycho Mike, to be honest, has just got a
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  tremendous sense of comedy timing.
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  Like it's, it's so good, like with so little.
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  But the match itself was great. Like he did.
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  It was genuine Danny Luna favouritism, which is fine.
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  But yeah, it was just one of those like, this was where I was
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  like, Yep, this is going to be a good weekend.
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  Because. You had LJ choking Luna and come
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  over and stop, clear and just going, no stop, stop, stop.
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  And then Luna would be choking kind of like clear it and you
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  would have Sasquatch in the corner stroking the turnbuckles
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  and kind of the top rope and smelling it.
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  Oh God, they're. Just going.
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  Ref. Ref.
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  It this is what we kind of had, but it fits in with mystery.
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  But we, yeah, I we will not fully ruin everything.
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  But Luna picks up the victory as.
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  If it's, it was. Anyway, from the.
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  Reference. No, but it was a great match.
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  Like the match itself was great and it just had these absolute
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  silly moments in it. And like both Cleary and Luna
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  getting annoyed at the ref and each other like it's yeah.
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  It's it's well worth a watch. Yes.
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  And then we came to the main event of your first half, which
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  was and you'll be able to see it I think 10:00 tonight.
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  If you don't, yes, yeah, yeah. But you should pay for it.
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  Is the three stages of L match psycho Mike so the.
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  Stipulations. The three stages, yeah.
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  So the first fall was everyone is blindfolded.
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  Including a Class A classic mystery staple.
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  The second. Second was, what was it?
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  First body slam? Yeah.
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  So first of all was everyone is blindfolded.
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  Second was a. Including the rest, everyone.
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  Was it it made me we'll come to that in a second actually,
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  because it was so funny how they they did it.
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  So everyone was blindfolded. Nixon kind of psycho Mike both
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  pulled out blindfolds. Both donned them apart from
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  Cecil who, because the referee put it on, decided I'm not going
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  to put mine on because. I'm I'm I'm smart.
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  Cecil, innit? I just.
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  Like love him. There's something about him that
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  he always looks like he's being held there against his will,
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  like when he comes out and he's like, fine, you know, I've got
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  to pay for the medicine somehow. It's but yeah, it was the first
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  time we've ever seen him like use his break.
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  Actually, no, because he did the the world famous door spot,
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  didn't he as well? But this was yeah, Mike put his
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  on ref. He put his on and he just didn't
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  and then just literally skimped around the ring we got was it
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  Mike like, you know, giving trade secrets away, duck under
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  twice. And then, yeah, it was oh.
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  But we got to the point where Mike's I think blindfold came
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  off as my camera decides to just cut me out of picture.
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  Say where you going because you got mad Stick I.
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  Only just realised my camera seems to zoom in and zoom out
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  when I don't expect it. Oh, did you not mean for it to
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  do that? I thought it was because you
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  were getting serious and laying things out that he zoomed in.
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  Say hi. That's why you must be.
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  There's one of those fancy cameras.
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  It'll do that. Yeah, it's.
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  Not I can't afford fancy stuff. But yeah, Mike's, Mike's
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  blindfold comes off, he finds out that that Cecil is not
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  wearing his. And then Cecil pretended to put
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  his back on and. Ref It was nice to see you.
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  Ref Stay who I've seen a lot Bridge pro Sour Bridge.
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  So it was nice to see him that he might actually do that, but.
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  There was not enough booing of referees for mystery.
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  Unless it's just Canadian refs that we Boo, I don't know the
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  rules. I I saw, I saw Blue Sky wasn't
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  happy with us the the Canadian fans.
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  I'm sorry Canada, I'm sorry it's not a British thing to Boo to
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  Boo referees like. We love Brexit.
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  Yeah. But yeah, we did let the side
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  down a little bit there. Apologies, mystery fans.
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  It's not very Canadian like taboo though.
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  Yeah, but it's GAT. I know it's Quebec.
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  It's like French Canadian and they're a whole different
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  species of people. I was going to say it's not
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  really Canada. I'm not getting into the whole
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  geopolitics. That's not a.
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  Canadian friend of mine. But.
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  Yeah. Toronto, so them aren't kind of
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  like Quebec and French Canadians don't particularly get on.
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  Thankfully, we didn't actually get started on the match.
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  Which match we Oh, you would just start?
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  Which one were you on it? Was the second stage, wasn't it?
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  We didn't even get to say what happened in the 1st, we just
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  said the referee and then he said you have two seconds and
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  then it went off. There's AI just saw a little
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  clip actually pop up on my Instagram of thingy trying to
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  figure out where the Dicks were so that he could low blow and he
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  low blows the ref. Yeah, yeah.
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  But. I'll do his concepts added to
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  that. The first of many psycho Mike
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  Groyne assaults that weekend. Very groyne themed, wasn't it?
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  It's what he does best. And then adding Gene into it was
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  it was just like watching an episode of Bottom.
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  Yeah. I.
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  Should have done how many groyne kind of like punches there were
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  because it must. Have kind of when you watch it.
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  5 or 6 in that one bit. But it it was essential.
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  Well, get to it will be get to it.
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  But it was essentially like a Rube Goldberg machine of grind
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  punching, yeah. But there's a part of me that's
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  trying to think, am I confusing it with the gene money match?
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  Oh, the gene money match. That's what I'm saying.
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  Yeah. That was the one that had.
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  It was 20 minutes of gooey punching.
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  Yeah. It was fun.
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  There was a speedball at one point.
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  Yeah. So we will.
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  We'll carry on because I don't know.
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  I don't know where I'm just going to cut and paste this.
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  It's like mystery wrestling. Who knows what's going to
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  happen, but Resty got basically beat up.
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  Ref Bump, drink. Who then took his own blindfold
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  off and noticed that both Mike and Cecil did not have theirs
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  on. Disqualified everyone including
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  himself. That is a freeway draw.
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  So we went into the 2nd fall still with no pinfall pictures
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  or no one leading. However, if I recall right,
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  Steve then decides you know what, I'm throwing myself out
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  and referee Oscar comes to the ring to take over on the 2nd
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  fall was a body slam challenge. Which wasn't explained, but I
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  assumed it was the first person to get a body slam.
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  Very. Clever.
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  And so they said it was a body slam challenge and Nicks went
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  straight up to Oscar and body slammed him and just went that
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  counts because you didn't take your opponent.
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  So Nix takes A1 nil lead, then went to.
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  The third stage of hell. The third stage of Hell, which
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  was an unnecessary hardcore match with really.
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  Hardcore. Match is necessary.
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  Doing absolutely nothing in the ring.
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  Well, he was looking under the ring, weren't he, for stuff that
• 26:37
  wasn't there and while Cecil disappeared in the back and came
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  out with a load of plunder. Yeah.
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  Sadly, no doors. No, it looked like a table.
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  It was. Like, yeah, I did that.
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  They said where's the doors? Bring on the doors.
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  Well. They get a special discount,
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  don't they? They're all shop soiled, aren't
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  they? Aren't like, yeah, yeah, they're
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  all seconds because the handles are in the wrong place or
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  something. They've been cut wrong.
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  I can't, who know, said this. He could just be giant nonsense.
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  It'll be something like that that'll be decommissioned doors
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  you can't sell on. De consecrated doors from
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  churches. So we had Cecil setting
• 27:17
  everything up, obviously get this hardcore match underway,
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  and once he got back in the ring, Psycho Mike rolled him up
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  for a free count. So he literally had no hardcore
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  match to speak of to tie it at 1 apiece.
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  And Psycho Mike then asks for the microphone and tried his
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  very best not to copse, but could not do it.
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  Tried everything, looking away, kind of rubbing his face to stop
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  himself physically from laughing.
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  He couldn't. A little spoiler as to which
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  everyone got a kick out of. Nice.
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  Yeah. And then challenged next to a
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  deciding I think it was an 8 out of 14.
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  Four. It was it was.
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  This match needs more prime numbers.
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  Oh yeah, it was it was it was best.
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  What was the best 11 out of 23 falls or something?
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  So. Was that a quick fire?
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  There was a lot of back and forth, but it was both of them
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  because, like Cecil prides himself on never laughed, never
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  intentionally laughing. And he was having a look away
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  because he clearly did. Gone.
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  We'll just we'll just, we'll just wing this when we get into
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  the ring, like. And it was it was just I was
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  like, yes, more prime numbers in wrestling, please.
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  But yeah, they both pin back into the got to like 11 each and
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  the next fall won it basically. It was.
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  It was beautifully stupid. It was like the sea when you see
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  the seesaw ones when they go one.
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  Yeah, but every one of them was a pin. 12121212121212 That's
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  effectively how it. Went I respect referees when
• 29:14
  they have to do those spots because it's got to wreck your
• 29:18
  arm. Yep.
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  It's got to wreck your arm. But yeah.
• 29:27
  That sounds chaotic in the best possible way.
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  Oh. Definitely Psycho Mike wins
• 29:38
  considering that was the last thing.
• 29:41
  I cannot remember how he won. It was probably a punch to the
• 29:45
  balls, probably. I don't think he, I think he, I
• 29:48
  don't think he gave him a body slam.
• 29:51
  I remember being angry that I didn't get to see a body slam.
• 29:55
  No, he kept trying to. He kept trying it when Cecil
• 29:58
  kept doing Cecil stuff. Yeah.
• 30:01
  But yeah, it, it doesn't matter. It's on tonight.
• 30:04
  Just. Watch How.
• 30:06
  It's. On no, we went for the interval.
• 30:10
  I bumped into you and went hello.
• 30:14
  Yes, I was. Yeah, I'm learning about virtual
• 30:18
  reality chat rooms. It was a very strange day.
• 30:21
  They don't, No. But you can't just fucking.
• 30:24
  Bring it up all the. Perverts just stay away.
• 30:28
  It's just it's, it's all bad. Noted.
• 30:34
  Yeah. We then returned with AI.
• 30:39
  Don't know if it was a rumble or a battle royal, but whatever it
• 30:43
  was, it was a over the top lava elimination rumble.
• 30:48
  Thing tag team. You will have seen this where
• 30:52
  you were Joe. They had got black tape and it's
• 30:56
  spelled out lava. Oh, I didn't see that because I
• 30:59
  wondered what was going on. It took me a while because they
• 31:03
  always stood at the back because we arrived like, yeah.
• 31:06
  They put lava in black tape on the floor.
• 31:09
  It's dedication of the bit, I love it.
• 31:11
  Brilliant. So like the floor is lava, Yes.
• 31:14
  Yeah, very OK. But you have to go over the top
• 31:17
  rope as well, yes, so. But it's I didn't realise this
• 31:23
  till like after the first elimination.
• 31:26
  I thought why is he like Terminator?
• 31:29
  Why is he like the liquid Terminator?
• 31:34
  Yes, I think I said those exact words at one point.
• 31:37
  Well, you just lay on the floor, didn't you?
• 31:39
  Like it didn't get up and move like you would do.
• 31:41
  And I was like someone standing on him.
• 31:46
  But the participants in this was Top Dog Frankly, Maya Ravy,
• 31:54
  Davey Harrison Bennett, Josh Holly Hadi and Rain Levakuzan.
• 32:05
  Nice, who I had never seen before and I was massively
• 32:07
  impressed. She's amazing.
• 32:09
  Yeah, she's great. That everyone was, I've seen, I
• 32:13
  think all of those before. But yeah, I've never seen her.
• 32:15
  And I was like, Yep, on board 100%.
• 32:17
  Yeah, new protocols. Women's Trump I.
• 32:19
  Don't watch progress. I think strange watching Rain
• 32:23
  being a heel because she's face everywhere else I.
• 32:26
  Go Oh, we should be in a heel. Face progress.
• 32:33
  Well, they were teamed up, weren't they, because they were
• 32:35
  wearing matching track suits. Because the tag team is love at
• 32:39
  first fight, love at which we will come to you later on.
• 32:45
  Kind of workshop. That I've got 2 notes written
• 32:50
  for this match. Wrestling bollocks at its best.
• 32:56
  Yes, and Top Dog choosing to sacrifice himself to save
• 33:00
  Glizzy. You all.
• 33:03
  You'll know this Nikki, because I've sent it.
• 33:05
  You needed Enya's only time while he was in slow motion
• 33:11
  jumping and saving Lizzy. Yes, it was.
• 33:19
  It. It was a lot of fun.
• 33:22
  Yeah, there was. There was.
• 33:24
  As soon as I figured out that the floor was lava and the
• 33:26
  bodies weren't moving, I was like, we're getting Kofi
• 33:30
  Kingston style like Rumble nonsense here.
• 33:34
  Oh yes, like just just from. Grown people though, like.
• 33:41
  Solidified in lava. So oh.
• 33:44
  Just lay on the floor of a community centre in Wales.
• 33:47
  Well, the The thing is. Found at your disbelief.
• 33:52
  Joe I was having, I was once I figured it out, I was like, this
• 33:54
  is this is amazing. We should have more of this.
• 33:57
  What made me? Lava matches please.
• 34:00
  The thing that made me laugh with this, the ones that were
• 34:02
  eliminated, I would have thought, oh, they'll kind of
• 34:05
  like creep into the back. They didn't.
• 34:08
  They just hung around like outside and trying not to laugh.
• 34:14
  Dead in lava, committed to the bit.
• 34:16
  Because what should have been better if people threw like some
• 34:19
  pouch cushions onto the floor to protect them from the lava.
• 34:23
  Oh. You did you see the ravy?
• 34:25
  Davy Joe, did you see Ravy Davy? I don't know.
• 34:30
  I don't think it happened on my side.
• 34:33
  On the because you're you were on my side, you were a few rows
• 34:36
  back on the left hand side. Ravis had like 1 foot nearly
• 34:42
  touch and I think it's Lucy from the group chat podcast.
• 34:51
  Oh yeah, Lucy. Yeah, she pushed her chair so
• 34:55
  Ravy David could stick his foot on it.
• 34:58
  I must have missed that. I must have been looking at some
• 35:01
  something else insane happening, Yeah.
• 35:04
  You could tell him going do we do this?
• 35:06
  Do I do that? Yeah.
• 35:08
  Go on. Yeah, I'll just go over again in
• 35:11
  a minute on the other side. But but to be fair he put like 1
• 35:14
  foot on it and then he got eliminated literally seconds
• 35:18
  later. Also shout out to the referees
• 35:22
  around ringside who were wearing the most ultra protective
• 35:29
  materials for boots known to man, otherwise known as kitchen
• 35:35
  foil. Yeah.
• 35:38
  It just covered the feet in foil, yeah.
• 35:42
  It was great. It's high production.
• 35:45
  Values. Oh yeah.
• 35:46
  It's listen, it's mystery wrestling.
• 35:47
  I just accept it. Yeah, but you are.
• 35:49
  Oh, right. Yeah, of course it's mystery
• 35:50
  wrestling. It makes sense.
• 35:52
  Well I love though with Raven after he kind of got eliminated
• 35:55
  he did go like full Terminator 2 shouting and screaming with like
• 36:01
  his thumb and hand. On Oh good, I was going to say
• 36:04
  just please did someone scream like they were being burned,
• 36:07
  but. He went further.
• 36:08
  He then went he pushed himself backwards under the ring so he's
• 36:13
  just one arm was stuck out with the legend.
• 36:18
  I don't know if I still have that photo I should have
• 36:21
  somewhere, but rain Leverkusen takes the victory stand.
• 36:30
  Basically stood on top dogs and after the match, because you
• 36:38
  could just hear this because she was trying to stand on places
• 36:43
  that stood on well, would not be too painful and ended up I think
• 36:50
  thinking it was a leg and it was a hand.
• 36:56
  We come to Mike's favourite part of the show, the penultimate
• 37:01
  match of the night. All this show on this occasion
• 37:05
  and it was the Bryants against KPK.
• 37:12
  All I can remember was there was a lot of fast people in the ring
• 37:16
  and I spent half this much having to get up off my site and
• 37:22
  moving to the side because they oh.
• 37:25
  Because they're. Driving into the crowd, I've
• 37:28
  I've never seen the Flying Bryants.
• 37:29
  And I was like, who are these? Because I like the fact they've
• 37:33
  all got different haircuts so you can tell them apart.
• 37:37
  So there's like Brian Alpha. Yeah, but I was like, they're
• 37:42
  not really brothers, aren't they?
• 37:43
  It's just a thing. No, it turns out apparently they
• 37:44
  really are brothers and they're. Yeah, and they're tremendous.
• 37:49
  I had I had a bit like, oh, don't watch Iron Claw.
• 37:53
  Bad things happen. But but no, really good.
• 37:59
  Again, one of those, like everyone just going 100 mile an
• 38:04
  hour constantly, which for the amount of silly nonsense that
• 38:10
  we'd had, yeah, this was one of those ones.
• 38:13
  We just go, OK, there's going to be no silly.
• 38:14
  Well, there was some silly nonsense, but it was like, it
• 38:18
  was like tag team silly nonsense.
• 38:19
  Yeah, yeah. But it's really, really good.
• 38:21
  But genuinely, I'm genuinely impressed with with, with
• 38:23
  everyone involved in it. Like yeah, but.
• 38:27
  KPK had a look of like the Warriors because what?
• 38:33
  No, it was like they'd all come dressed as all come dressed as
• 38:36
  as as Sting and hadn't told each other they were all coming
• 38:39
  dressed as Sting. You can't.
• 38:41
  Have its head when they all dress up and go oh, e-mail this.
• 38:45
  Yes, if they don't sting through the ages.
• 38:48
  That would have been fun, but yeah, I was.
• 38:52
  Going to say, have we got to the point of Sting sat with like a
• 38:55
  burger and a massive cigarette hanging out of his mouth yet
• 38:58
  then? No, no.
• 39:01
  No, no ponytail ponytails thing. That's where it's.
• 39:06
  At yes. To be fair, this was a good
• 39:12
  match. I cannot fully remember anything
• 39:15
  about it other than the intros where one of the Bryant's was
• 39:20
  the best Bryant of the three and the other two.
• 39:23
  Just saying. Did you ask for that to be said?
• 39:26
  But. It was the middle child.
• 39:29
  Yeah. But it was a.
• 39:31
  It was a fun match. The forgotten one, Well, it's
• 39:36
  it's it's more of mysteries things as well.
• 39:38
  Is doing silly intros as well for everyone because there was
• 39:42
  something and what was it during the Daddy Luna thing that was
• 39:44
  like, I eat Cleary only eats half bagels.
• 39:48
  Yeah. LJ Cleary hates half eaten
• 39:55
  bagels, Danny. Luna only eats half a bagel.
• 39:58
  Loves half eaten bagels. Yeah, and I think Sasquatch
• 40:02
  loves all bagels. So yeah.
• 40:04
  And then we had chance of we love bagels or we love half
• 40:10
  bagels. And there was just weird little
• 40:14
  Yeah, that's what it was. But there was still.
• 40:17
  I don't think that the wrestlers know what their introductions
• 40:19
  are going to be. I.
• 40:21
  Think some loosely did, some didn't, but the main event for
• 40:27
  all the marbles was Sue Grayson defending the mystery title
• 40:34
  against Flash Morgan Webster. This this was a really why we
• 40:42
  had all Funny games. This was a proper main event.
• 40:47
  Stu hates comedy wrestling, yes. So he's just out to murder
• 40:51
  people now. But.
• 40:52
  Once tried to add some humour into.
• 40:56
  It And that's what got his got we got his head kicked in,
• 40:58
  wasn't it? Yeah, this.
• 41:03
  I really enjoyed this as a as a man.
• 41:05
  Always good to see Grayson. Grayson's excellent.
• 41:10
  He's such a lovely man. I had a little chat with him.
• 41:14
  He was, he was teaching the flying brides how to do karate
• 41:16
  and like in like that little foyer bit when I went to the
• 41:19
  toilet and I was like, all right, that's just normal.
• 41:23
  The thing that shocked me with Stu is you saw him in this match
• 41:28
  and everyone around me is just going, God, he's beefed up since
• 41:31
  I last saw him. He's.
• 41:32
  Huge. He's massive and then he comes
• 41:35
  out in attack later and he looked like a a little like a
• 41:40
  really little person compared to his opponent.
• 41:44
  Wait a minute. But no, it just, it's just Stu's
• 41:49
  brilliant at just killing people.
• 41:51
  Yeah. Like his old, his old, you know,
• 41:53
  Bradford combat. He he just is.
• 41:56
  He just looks so good. He's like it was.
• 41:59
  Yeah, I I can't say enough. I'm not a massive Flash Morgan
• 42:04
  Webster guy. I get it.
• 42:05
  It's just not for me. But watch him get his head
• 42:09
  kicked in was was fun for me. No, he's he's the he was the
• 42:16
  Grayson was the MVP of the 24 hour match that you know that
• 42:20
  that that well, as long as they did he at one point he ran a
• 42:25
  seminar. Well, I, I remember turning it
• 42:28
  over and he was just crawling around the rings with his boots
• 42:32
  on his hands like a crab. And I was like.
• 42:34
  Yeah, give this. Man, everything, yeah.
• 42:37
  Those were, those were Uno's boots, I think, because at some
• 42:40
  point, I think you. Know retired.
• 42:42
  Yeah. At some point during that, you
• 42:44
  know retired that didn't and it unretired I think I can't
• 42:47
  remember. It was one of the finest 27
• 42:50
  hours of wrestling I've ever watched.
• 42:52
  I had a great time. It was, I had it on.
• 42:54
  I had it on the whole time in the background, even when we was
• 42:58
  because I, I was having a bad time sleeping it at that time.
• 43:00
  So I just had it on. Not all times great.
• 43:03
  The the Cult of Bucket, we got so many great moments from that,
• 43:05
  Yeah. It's, it's, it's a, it's a
• 43:08
  beautiful thing. And definitely, definitely put a
• 43:11
  shift in because I think it was like 23 hours in and he was just
• 43:14
  doing press UPS in the ring on his own, like.
• 43:16
  That's a machine. They don't even know if I think
• 43:19
  he did have a sleep at one point because I know the intervals
• 43:22
  some of them had sleeps. I don't know if he did, but he
• 43:25
  he had boundless energy. Who doesn't need sleep?
• 43:28
  Sleeps for cowards. Probably I.
• 43:30
  Think it said he had like overall like 3 hours sleep
• 43:34
  during it all the rest of it he's just like you crazy
• 43:39
  bastard. May his pillow always be cool.
• 43:44
  If he ever chooses to sleep on it.
• 43:46
  When he chooses to use it. But the one word for this match
• 43:53
  rotation? Yeah, them Welsh lads were
• 43:59
  having a fun time, weren't they? Oh well they kept shouting we
• 44:04
  want rotation and then Stu basically shouted at him saying
• 44:10
  a flip is a rotation you idiot and then.
• 44:14
  I doubt, I thought they were talking about crop rotation.
• 44:17
  You know like to keep keep 1 field fallow for years so that
• 44:21
  you know you don't kill the soil.
• 44:23
  I mean, it's, it's, it's what you want on wrestling farming
• 44:25
  kind of. What?
• 44:27
  It's mystery wrestling? Who knows?
• 44:29
  Agricultural Interests. It's a good idea.
• 44:33
  For him, seeing all the jobs that London Lightning's been
• 44:35
  trying, maybe that's probably tried farming at some point.
• 44:39
  Kind of sad we didn't get. I was so sad we didn't get
• 44:42
  London. He should have just been behind
• 44:45
  like the the pop bar or whatever, just selling stuff.
• 44:48
  I. Want to hope it's?
• 44:50
  Bartender. Just to convince myself he was
• 44:53
  there, he just did not want to be seen.
• 44:56
  He's behind the scenes, Yeah. He was operating the hard come.
• 44:59
  But effectively that whole match was just chance of rotation, and
• 45:06
  it was funny for the first it's. That thing of running it into
• 45:10
  the ground, though, that some people do, yeah.
• 45:12
  And it was like, I mean, it wasn't like a Rev Pro 1 where
• 45:16
  like hardcore country where it went on the entire length of a
• 45:20
  match. But I mean, they they gave a
• 45:23
  good go. They're having fun.
• 45:26
  I can't, you know, I can't be angry, but I was a bit angry at
• 45:28
  the time. Yeah, unsurprisingly, she won.
• 45:34
  Then we all departed for. A.
• 45:38
  Was there not some antics of the attack 24/7 belt at some .0
• 45:44
  this? Is in the next match.
• 45:46
  I see. I can't.
• 45:47
  I remember, I remember. I remember Cecil Cecil winning
• 45:51
  the attack 24/7 and I thought it was before the attack show
• 45:57
  because then doesn't Didn't he lose?
• 45:58
  Didn't he lose it at the next? Show.
• 46:00
  Yeah, yeah, I was, I don't think.
• 46:02
  Who had the title? What are the Bryants?
• 46:07
  Possibly I have let me open up Cage.
• 46:10
  But no, it wasn't the attack show.
• 46:14
  He defeated Dean O'Brien. Yeah.
• 46:16
  Yeah, yeah, it was during that and then they all ran off.
• 46:20
  And then yeah, there was a whole and I'm like, I love a good 24/7
• 46:24
  belt. Like when it's.
• 46:26
  Done properly and it's just like a Benny Hill chase scene.
• 46:30
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 46:34
  So we we tried to go for food. I didn't.
• 46:37
  I was stupid. I decided to hold on.
• 46:40
  So I got back. More on that later.
• 46:44
  Can I interest you in a handful of wet tuna?
• 46:46
  You know what? That would have been far better
• 46:50
  than what I actually had in the end.
• 46:52
  They all went off for food. I just went to the pub.
• 46:55
  Oh I'll go early on this. I ordered a McDonald's at 10/18
• 47:04
  and was told it will come in 10 minutes.
• 47:09
  The McDonald's was literally 8 minutes up the road and I didn't
• 47:13
  get it till about 11:00 and it was freezing.
• 47:19
  You know, when I grow up, I want to be the guy whose job it is to
• 47:21
  sit on the burgers before they deliver them to you.
• 47:23
  Is that? A fetty, Sure.
• 47:28
  No, because they're always like, looks like someone's just sat on
• 47:30
  them. Don't they like when you get
• 47:32
  them? Like probably when you put your
• 47:35
  school, you used to put your school sandwiches in your, in
• 47:37
  your sandwich bag and then they'd be like flat by
• 47:39
  lunchtime, like the body of Christ.
• 47:41
  Yeah. It's got to say that's never
• 47:44
  happened to me. Maybe.
• 47:46
  You probably. You could probably.
• 47:47
  Afford to wear. Or something.
• 47:48
  Like that? Yeah, I asked for just the
• 47:49
  carrier bags. You can't get a Big Mac from
• 47:52
  down here because when you do, it's just like it's the burgers
• 47:55
  are all hanging out the side and all the sauce and the lettuce.
• 47:58
  You took that back in and held it up.
• 48:00
  That one on the picture, you'd be like, is this a joke burger?
• 48:03
  Right. Yeah.
• 48:04
  They never come intact. They always come in with like,
• 48:06
  like their tongues hanging out. It's like they've assembled
• 48:09
  them. Like with a robot, but a drunk
• 48:12
  robot. Yeah, mind you, I don't get
• 48:17
  McDonald's. I go for Tim Horton's, but
• 48:19
  that's just me. I'll tell you.
• 48:22
  I'll tell you a very involves tuna fish.
• 48:24
  I'll tell you a very long, boring story about Tim Horton's
• 48:26
  one day and the fact they've never responded to my complaint.
• 48:31
  That'll be behind the paywall on Tier 2.
• 48:38
  It was. It was, yeah, it was awful.
• 48:41
  One of the worst things I've ever had to sit through.
• 48:44
  So we we came to the evening and it was Attack pro Wrestling
• 48:50
  hoodie weather free. Match number one was the 24/7
• 48:56
  title scramble featuring the champion Nino Bryant, Cecil Nix,
• 49:04
  Junior Benito, Chris, Tara Ravy, Davey and Shane Hook.
• 49:12
  This is just fun chaos. Yeah, what you want in a in a
• 49:15
  24/7 everyone just trying to pin everyone at the behest of
• 49:19
  everyone else. So I think it was Nino ended up
• 49:24
  getting the initial victory. Yep.
• 49:28
  I think they pinned Nicks if memory serves it sounds.
• 49:34
  Right. Yeah.
• 49:35
  And then after the match Nick basically grabs Nino's hand to
• 49:42
  almost say well done, fair play to this lad, everyone applaud
• 49:46
  him and then rolled him up and became the 24/7 champion then
• 49:51
  dashed. Legend, yeah.
• 49:58
  Pretty much what happened match #3 saw Danny Jones taking on Stu
• 50:04
  Grayson who was now a good guy. He was a healer which did make
• 50:14
  make me laugh. Literally 2 hours before he's
• 50:17
  ripping into the Welsh and that one that was there and then he.
• 50:23
  Loves. Everyone, I enjoyed this.
• 50:27
  This was very hard hitting. Yeah, we were a bit confused.
• 50:33
  We were like, this isn't for the belt though, is it?
• 50:35
  They wouldn't be defending the mystery belt on an attack show,
• 50:37
  but well. He didn't come out with the
• 50:39
  belt. No, I know, but he's the
• 50:41
  champion and we thought as it's like a, you know, Cecil's just
• 50:44
  won the the their 24/7 belt, which obviously is going to go
• 50:47
  back at some point, but yes. Unless.
• 50:50
  It was a case of like, he get a beat and he got the opportunity
• 50:54
  to to challenge because that's the thing there, isn't it?
• 50:58
  It was just when he won, we were like, oh, OK, it wasn't for the
• 51:02
  wasn't for the belt, then it's fine.
• 51:03
  It was still a blinded match like I said.
• 51:07
  Stiff. I think that's the only way
• 51:10
  Steve knows how to work. Yeah.
• 51:14
  As well then, Oh Joe Yeah, Jones picks up the.
• 51:22
  Yeah, yeah, Jones won. Now I'm going into blur
• 51:26
  territory. We then had A tag team match
• 51:30
  with Subculture, that being Flash, Morgan Webster and Mark
• 51:34
  Andrews taking on Love App It's and Rain Leverkusen Bennett, who
• 51:44
  suddenly regained a new body having been melted to death
• 51:49
  earlier in the day. All wrestlers have clones in the
• 51:52
  back. It's fine.
• 51:56
  No belly buttons, just on the back of the neck.
• 52:02
  There it was. It was fun.
• 52:04
  It was. It was a typical.
• 52:06
  It was a good tag match like. It was.
• 52:09
  I'll I'll say this now, there wasn't a single bad match across
• 52:14
  the whole 3 shows for me. No, every month.
• 52:18
  Was good. I was never bored.
• 52:20
  Yeah. 01 thing I will say about the scramble match, slightly
• 52:30
  rewinding, at one point you had Ravy Davy on the outside and
• 52:36
  there were two little lads that were on front row and a spare
• 52:40
  chair at the side and Ravy Davy was basically asking him for
• 52:43
  like tactics. I just imagine that these two
• 52:49
  little like Welsh kids just going, I don't understand what
• 52:52
  you're saying, Like they kept looking at his.
• 52:56
  He's got a very thick accent and he looks like he would try and
• 52:59
  sell you like low grade heroin. Yeah.
• 53:01
  Yeah, yeah, it was, one of them said.
• 53:04
  One of them said why don't you get back in the ring anyway?
• 53:10
  I am me time. I'm buying me time.
• 53:13
  Can't win if you're on the outside.
• 53:16
  It was the thing of one kid had to like suffer and just listen,
• 53:20
  and the other kid just got. That's how it kind of came
• 53:23
  across. Where are we?
• 53:27
  Oh yes. We've done the tag match.
• 53:31
  Then we had Matt Gatlin and Eva Luno as your main event of the
• 53:36
  first half. Everyone chanting for sexy.
• 53:41
  Evil Luno. Yeah, I mean.
• 53:46
  There's a lot to love. There.
• 53:49
  You love it, you know. Yeah.
• 53:51
  No, it was. Fun it was it.
• 53:53
  Was like, clearly, you know, I was like, fine, I'll do a match.
• 54:00
  I haven't wrestled. Here for a while.
• 54:01
  So I will do a match. Good foil who's changed his
• 54:09
  name? From last time.
• 54:10
  I saw him because I think he was Elijah.
• 54:12
  I think last time I I saw him because he in Nomads Who?
• 54:19
  Sorry, Matt Gatlin used to be Elijah of Death.
• 54:25
  Matt's Retchler. Is there a death match for?
• 54:27
  Us to call. Elijah, I've been like Scotland,
• 54:30
  I want to say. I'm getting confused.
• 54:34
  There's a couple. It's a good biblical name.
• 54:38
  Someone can double check for me? Good.
• 54:40
  Strong. Name I'm looking.
• 54:44
  Match ended. With.
• 54:46
  Gatlin who? Constantly kept going for Uno's
• 54:50
  mask, ripping it off, untying it.
• 54:53
  A coward's move, yeah. Uno, who looked.
• 54:58
  On course to win obviously had his mask ripped off, covered his
• 55:03
  face and ended up taking the pinfall.
• 55:10
  The one thing that does annoy me when the RIP mask off is Wilder
• 55:15
  covering. If you.
• 55:17
  Actually put your hands on your face.
• 55:24
  I'll just leave it there. Suspend your disbelief.
• 55:26
  It did. It's.
• 55:32
  It's I think. The thing is, we've all seen
• 55:34
  that. Episode of Being the Elite where
• 55:36
  who knows in the background without his mask on anyway.
• 55:38
  So I mean what happened? Oh well, those.
• 55:42
  Always have been there. He's amazing.
• 55:44
  He's. Got lovely eyes.
• 55:45
  Yeah, very lovely lad. Oh, stop.
• 55:50
  Absolute sweetheart. Then we came back from the
• 55:53
  interval. You and me were stood outside, I
• 55:57
  think I asked you and you, you had a look of trying to act
• 56:04
  sober. Well, I've been on it all day
• 56:07
  mate. You you had.
• 56:11
  Trademark Joe Hey. Is this where that?
• 56:13
  Strange. Man came over and started.
• 56:14
  Talking to us. It might know I might have been
• 56:21
  somewhere, it might have been, it might not.
• 56:22
  Have happened. I know.
• 56:23
  I got a leaflet from the Communist Party in my back
• 56:25
  pocket when I got home. No, that wasn't me.
• 56:28
  You were aware that? OK.
• 56:32
  Whatever flop she built. I was just.
• 56:35
  Like, oh, Welsh communists. Other parties are available.
• 56:41
  Yeah. The Donna party, Yeah.
• 56:45
  Munch, punch party, Party of five and.
• 56:49
  Party and. Party rings, right?
• 56:52
  Moving. On Where are we?
• 56:57
  Oh yes. We were doing white.
• 56:59
  Claws for like £2 I can mate. It was silly.
• 57:04
  You know what it's the cheapest. Food and drink place I've ever
• 57:07
  been for a wrestling show. Is that right?
• 57:10
  Yeah. My only gripe was that Franklin
• 57:13
  Meyer wasn't selling. Hot dogs, because it was a
• 57:15
  little right down the way he could have gone and stocked up
• 57:17
  and made a killing, even if he just got those little boxes of
• 57:21
  cocktail sausages. Oh, we feed those.
• 57:24
  Dogs so I can't eat them but. True, yeah.
• 57:27
  Anyway, I will say that I will say yes, I was just going.
• 57:31
  To say they didn't have, they didn't have Coca-Cola, you know,
• 57:38
  Diet Coke. They did not When?
• 57:41
  I when I was there, they. Ran out.
• 57:43
  They didn't. Have any?
• 57:45
  I wandered the water all night. Well, you should have turned up
• 57:48
  Saturday then. We then had brought your own in.
• 57:51
  I did. Mike Quinn caught me a Red Bull
• 57:54
  got. Around the corner you could
• 57:56
  just. Drop one in, Mike.
• 57:57
  Went Mike went and got one. And a hip flask I.
• 58:01
  Don't know it was your hip, that was me.
• 58:03
  Hello. Yes, that was fun.
• 58:08
  We then had Connor Mills against James Ellis.
• 58:14
  I can't even. Remember this I?
• 58:17
  Remember it being good but it. Was it was just?
• 58:19
  Standard meat potatoes match. Like genuinely can't remember
• 58:22
  the match. It was, I remember it being.
• 58:26
  Good, I remember enjoying myself.
• 58:28
  I think I was too busy focused on, like there was someone in
• 58:32
  the crowd's hairline that was annoying me or something.
• 58:34
  I can't. It was something, yeah.
• 58:40
  I'd reached a point. Yeah, I generally.
• 58:46
  I think Ellis, you know Mills. Mills won, yeah.
• 58:52
  Some someone with 2L's won this. Won this match, so it was either
• 58:56
  Mills Connor Mills one anyway. I remember Mills.
• 59:01
  Really. Because I was like.
• 59:02
  Boo. And then after the match.
• 59:06
  We had. Ellis going up to this little
• 59:10
  lad and his dad and they've set this match up for the
• 59:16
  anniversary show. Yes, that's little Thomas's.
• 59:21
  Dad, I believe, yeah. To which we we were watching his
• 59:30
  his partner, who did really good acting has to be said just kind
• 59:37
  of hand to face on. Oh, I can't.
• 59:40
  Believe that it was more. Believable than some acting I've
• 59:43
  seen on TV, I'll put it that way.
• 59:48
  I watched an episode of Waterloo Road.
• 59:50
  The other. Week because I was.
• 59:51
  Too tired to get off the sofa and find the buttons.
• 59:54
  Wow, that's on TVI don't know why would you do that to
• 59:57
  yourself. I could have just.
• 59:58
  Gotten the bed but that was comfy.
• 59:59
  Oh wow. John.
• 1:00:03
  John Richardson is stealing a living.
• 1:00:05
  I'm. Sorry.
• 1:00:08
  And I know where. They shot that as well.
• 1:00:11
  Should keep it there. Shot it.
• 1:00:12
  Near was it? The bus depot on.
• 1:00:14
  Hyde Rd. Because they changed the whole.
• 1:00:18
  Nickel. Was it the Nichols?
• 1:00:20
  Campus on Hyde Rd to Waterloo Road and it must have been
• 1:00:24
  there. Done it six months.
• 1:00:26
  They're doing it around a few places now.
• 1:00:30
  Yeah, it didn't initially did it as well.
• 1:00:33
  Stopped by angry mobs. Forming and stuff. 1.
• 1:00:37
  Thing I've just remembered after that.
• 1:00:39
  Subculture Love at First Fight Match We had Josh Holly come out
• 1:00:46
  challenging Mark Andrews to a match at the anniversary show in
• 1:00:51
  a courtroom tables match. Yes.
• 1:00:58
  It's basically a tables match. But I think.
• 1:01:01
  Courtroom table I'm assuming? They're all going to wear gowns
• 1:01:04
  and then little. Good wigs, because I'd be into
• 1:01:06
  that. I mean, Holly came out.
• 1:01:11
  Who obviously must have come. Some kind of?
• 1:01:15
  Like, not a judge. Like a lawyer's.
• 1:01:18
  Judge whatever thing, gimmick, and then this big beefy bloke
• 1:01:24
  came out in a wig, which I'm going to point.
• 1:01:29
  Out was not like a judge. 'S or a barrister's wig.
• 1:01:31
  It was like a French aristocrats Juke's wig.
• 1:01:36
  You know what the hair reminded me of?
• 1:01:38
  You know that Simpsons episode where Mr Burnsey's son Rodney
• 1:01:43
  Dangerfield. Rodney Dangerfield.
• 1:01:45
  Back to him again. I'm not made of airports, Yeah.
• 1:01:49
  That one it was effectively. On your little trip.
• 1:01:59
  Effectively, it was actually no another way to put it.
• 1:02:03
  It looked like when they do, like a toothpaste kind of
• 1:02:08
  forming on a toothbrush. That's kind of how it looked.
• 1:02:13
  Oh, like a child cheat. That would, oh, hang.
• 1:02:15
  On I've lost your audio. Can.
• 1:02:19
  You hear me? Can you hear?
• 1:02:22
  Me. There you go.
• 1:02:23
  I. Was going to say, I know.
• 1:02:30
  Can you hear? Am I still?
• 1:02:31
  Yeah, I can hear you. Yeah.
• 1:02:32
  I just came up Internet. Is just the.
• 1:02:34
  Table just a bit. That way it all got out and I
• 1:02:36
  was like OK. It's going to be fun to edit,
• 1:02:43
  yeah, but. I found it very.
• 1:02:46
  Weird. Having this big burly bloke come
• 1:02:49
  out in a white wig if. I've learned anything Attack
• 1:02:55
  won't shy away from. Silly bollocks.
• 1:02:56
  Like, that's the thing, right? So why not?
• 1:03:01
  Maybe that's his gimmick. Yeah, I was going to say over
• 1:03:03
  the course of the whole weekend. That was the only thing that had
• 1:03:07
  me thinking, this is too far fetched.
• 1:03:10
  That's where the line's drawn, yeah.
• 1:03:12
  Big lad in a. Wig, right, Julie noted.
• 1:03:15
  But also it does have to say that.
• 1:03:18
  I hope that was a wig because it stayed on despite like all the
• 1:03:22
  moves we were doing. No one's natural hairs like
• 1:03:25
  that. It says but yeah.
• 1:03:29
  There'll. Be someone, it's good.
• 1:03:31
  But yeah, the. The anniversary show.
• 1:03:33
  Is February? I think it's February.
• 1:03:38
  I want to say 14th. I did see the poster and took a
• 1:03:42
  picture, but my phone's. Charging somewhat, Yeah.
• 1:03:45
  March 21st. I think.
• 1:03:52
  Southampton. On the 20th.
• 1:03:54
  And I know it's the following. Day.
• 1:03:57
  So it's got to be the 21st again.
• 1:04:01
  When attack. Have their anniversary show.
• 1:04:07
  So I will, I will let you. Be.
• 1:04:12
  Yeah, well. I'll just pause this bit while
• 1:04:14
  we no. It's fine.
• 1:04:16
  I'm. Trying to find my phone.
• 1:04:18
  But it must be. Upstairs I got.
• 1:04:20
  It hang on, this is normally my job.
• 1:04:22
  On podcasts of doing all it's. On the 21st of March.
• 1:04:27
  I was right. Saturday I'm sure they'd be
• 1:04:34
  streaming it as well. And I'm going to make my time to
• 1:04:36
  watch that because I enjoyed myself.
• 1:04:38
  I think they stream the shows. Live, but then it's a bit like
• 1:04:43
  mystery way. You then they go behind a
• 1:04:45
  paywall. Yeah, because I wasn't going.
• 1:04:47
  It was like 10 LB. So.
• 1:04:52
  It is. It's.
• 1:04:53
  There for you if you want to watch penultimate match was the
• 1:04:58
  freshness in Fabio and Martin Steers defending their attack
• 1:05:04
  tag team titles against KPK in members Abu and Ahmed all I can
• 1:05:14
  fully. Think of this was.
• 1:05:16
  Steers basically getting beat up, a lot of it running away.
• 1:05:23
  A lot of. Hiding at the back, yeah.
• 1:05:26
  Screaming and running away because he did not.
• 1:05:29
  Want to get in the ring with them?
• 1:05:32
  Which you probably have right to do so to be fair, but in the end
• 1:05:39
  it. Saw the fresheners win and.
• 1:05:42
  Retain their titles. The Attack.
• 1:05:47
  Title. Which was your main event, So
• 1:05:50
  Kanji and LJ Cleary. This was a whole lot of fun.
• 1:05:56
  This was this was a really good title match as well.
• 1:05:59
  Has to be said LJ clearly. Being.
• 1:06:06
  Outnumbered fans wise because everyone was cheering for kanji
• 1:06:09
  apart from 2 blokes on the side. You thought I'll cheer for you
• 1:06:13
  LJ, just to make it a bit. Fair being.
• 1:06:19
  Outnumbered kind of like 9:00 to 1:00.
• 1:06:25
  Yeah, it was it. Was a good title match.
• 1:06:30
  Kanji picking up the win, and then we had Daniel Luna come out
• 1:06:35
  after the main event challenging Kanji at the anniversary show
• 1:06:42
  for the attack title. That will absolutely being
• 1:06:49
  banger. Yeah, probably Banger,
• 1:06:52
  absolutely. Always good to.
• 1:06:53
  See Luna Who? In truth, I don't think was
• 1:06:58
  going to be there originally because I think she was, should
• 1:07:01
  have been at TNA, but they've had a lot of visa issues.
• 1:07:07
  Yeah, Brits weren't there and went on other promotions.
• 1:07:17
  Independent. Contractors out at this point.
• 1:07:22
  I'm going to throw it over to the other two, but I will read
• 1:07:27
  the matches. Oh yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:31
  Because at this point. I I'm.
• 1:07:33
  Really home crying because I weren't there.
• 1:07:37
  This is going to be fun. I had a day.
• 1:07:41
  Out me. I've been to the pub I.
• 1:07:43
  Saw a big statue of some hands I went to.
• 1:07:47
  I went to a bar that I thought was a gay bar called Kiwis, and
• 1:07:50
  it was not it. It was awful.
• 1:07:55
  Yeah, it. Was great I.
• 1:07:57
  Really have a day before we move on to that.
• 1:08:00
  I will bring up the fun that we had after the show because
• 1:08:07
  you're. Is it Freya Faye?
• 1:08:11
  Little Faye? Yeah.
• 1:08:12
  So Joe here. Being a good friend managed to
• 1:08:16
  get me a lift because we were oh, I'm about to ask you about
• 1:08:21
  that, but I shouldn't be dead so.
• 1:08:23
  Staying near the the same hotel I.
• 1:08:26
  Think I have no idea. And the taxi drivers took us to
• 1:08:30
  the wrong Premier Inn. That's what she did.
• 1:08:33
  She thought she'd booked the one at the.
• 1:08:35
  Train station and she'd booked a different 1 so they'd left their
• 1:08:38
  stuff at the the one at the train station or some some some
• 1:08:41
  is this bear with. Pink hair.
• 1:08:45
  Yeah, a little fan. In.
• 1:08:47
  Fairness, she was. Right.
• 1:08:50
  She had typed in Cardiff. Central.
• 1:08:53
  Premier Inn, unfortunately. Every.
• 1:08:58
  Hotel in Cardiff is called Cardiff Central and then you.
• 1:09:05
  Have to put the extra thing. On So Oh, is it one of them?
• 1:09:09
  Sort yourself. Out Wales, so we got dropped off
• 1:09:12
  at Queens I. Think and then.
• 1:09:16
  We ended up taking a. Second taxi to my hotel so they
• 1:09:22
  went to pick. Up there.
• 1:09:23
  So if anything. It didn't save you any time at
• 1:09:25
  all. I mean, you were still waiting
• 1:09:31
  for a. McDonald's at the end anyway,
• 1:09:33
  so. Oh, and also.
• 1:09:36
  On my day I found a place called Soapy.
• 1:09:38
  Joe's and I went in and I was the only Soapy Joe in there.
• 1:09:40
  I was. I was.
• 1:09:41
  There was a disappointing day out.
• 1:09:44
  I know it should be called Soapy Joe.
• 1:09:45
  It. Wasn't with a possessive
• 1:09:48
  apostrophe, but yeah, no, I'm going to try and show you a
• 1:09:54
  photo but. I don't think it will show up,
• 1:09:58
  but you mentioned statues of hands.
• 1:10:01
  Yeah, holding a big rope, was it?
• 1:10:03
  Where was that? I can't.
• 1:10:05
  Even say you've disappeared. That's the one.
• 1:10:07
  Yeah, yeah. Kiwis.
• 1:10:10
  The Kiwis. That.
• 1:10:12
  It's it was outside my. Hotel.
• 1:10:15
  Oh wow, that must be enrolment. Consider it on Google Maps.
• 1:10:19
  It says it's. About 10-15 minute walk from the
• 1:10:23
  train station. It's about 5:00.
• 1:10:27
  Yeah, even then you can slow walk.
• 1:10:29
  It in about. Three.
• 1:10:31
  Yeah, it's. I think where we were.
• 1:10:35
  It was like everything was just. Within like striking distance of
• 1:10:38
  each other. Weren't we were in the middle of
• 1:10:40
  nowhere? Fish it.
• 1:10:43
  Was a big Tesco. Because I was debating to.
• 1:10:46
  Get a well the. Train from card essential to
• 1:10:50
  cafes. Would have missed it and then
• 1:10:53
  completely messed up what time doors opened.
• 1:10:56
  I thought it was 1:00 and it was half one so I ended up walking
• 1:11:01
  from the hotel all the way to cafes which was about 30
• 1:11:05
  minutes. I've got my steps it.
• 1:11:10
  Was. It was a nice.
• 1:11:11
  Scene. It was a good day Got.
• 1:11:14
  To see some of Wales, what got to see a Matic Swan?
• 1:11:23
  I've never. I've never been to, never been.
• 1:11:26
  To see any any I've. Technically been to.
• 1:11:31
  Cardiff, but literally like I drove into it, stayed in a
• 1:11:36
  hotel, we did some filming for something in a school and then
• 1:11:39
  left. So I hardly saw any of it.
• 1:11:42
  And so yeah, this was like my first time going to see anything
• 1:11:47
  and going to cafes as well, which is nice because I've heard
• 1:11:51
  a lot about it. It's accessible, which we love,
• 1:11:55
  but we had a great. Time the.
• 1:11:57
  The everybody there was so friendly.
• 1:11:59
  So like we saw a few familiar faces like Joe and a few others.
• 1:12:05
  Charlie was there, Lucy was there, the guys from Untitled
• 1:12:10
  Wrestling Podcast were there. So there was a bunch of
• 1:12:13
  familiar, there's a bunch of familiar faces rocking around
• 1:12:17
  and a whole bunch of really lovely new faces.
• 1:12:20
  So that was nice to kind of meet some new people.
• 1:12:24
  And everyone just seemed there was you could tell the people
• 1:12:27
  that have. Been to the the.
• 1:12:29
  Shows the day before because they were like extra excited
• 1:12:33
  like, and like you were telling me because Joe wasn't sat too
• 1:12:36
  far from us. He was like just over my
• 1:12:38
  shoulder. So I could just add a clear line
• 1:12:40
  of sight of of Joe's face every now and again.
• 1:12:44
  I still need that photograph that that.
• 1:12:46
  That Mike took of me, yeah, that's kind of you human.
• 1:12:51
  It's just. Quietly seething, Yeah.
• 1:12:53
  Yeah, yeah, it's that was a. That was a case of just
• 1:12:57
  thinking. Life had just faded from you the
• 1:13:01
  whole weekend. It just, it was the emotion that
• 1:13:04
  was just pouring out at that point.
• 1:13:06
  It was, you know, I just, I just don't like.
• 1:13:09
  Certain. People.
• 1:13:10
  Who do so? Who do certain?
• 1:13:12
  Things and then deny it. Amen.
• 1:13:15
  Yes, agreed and. So yes, it's just every now and
• 1:13:20
  again I could just turn around. And.
• 1:13:22
  Like communicate with Joe a little bit and and you, you had
• 1:13:26
  a great time. I was having a whale of a time.
• 1:13:29
  Yeah, he immediately was. Like he had three stages of.
• 1:13:31
  Hell, it isn't Hell, you're going to have to watch it.
• 1:13:35
  Great. It was everything was beautiful.
• 1:13:37
  Like I said, like. It's it was as as like a double.
• 1:13:43
  Header goes. It's one of the best ones I've
• 1:13:44
  been to because it was exactly my kind of thing.
• 1:13:47
  It was good wrestling and then silly nonsense, yeah, but not
• 1:13:52
  dumb nonsense. Like genuinely funny everybody
• 1:13:56
  like there was it's. It's it's the first.
• 1:13:58
  Time in a long time. It's the first time in a long.
• 1:14:03
  Time that I. Have laughed that hard.
• 1:14:06
  It was it was akin to being at a stand up.
• 1:14:09
  Yeah, sure. So just constantly.
• 1:14:13
  Laughing and the obviously at the beginning we had Simon and,
• 1:14:20
  you know, come out and they had a chat with us that was lovely.
• 1:14:22
  I couldn't quite hear what they were saying because my hearings
• 1:14:26
  bollocksed. Yeah, they didn't have mics.
• 1:14:29
  They were just. Yelling.
• 1:14:30
  Into the crowd, but it was basically they were just vamping
• 1:14:33
  for time and talking about yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:40
  But it was no, it was like, you know, saying about like it's
• 1:14:42
  been X amount of time since he's been here.
• 1:14:44
  And, you know, saying that they're, you know, they're
• 1:14:47
  looking at coming back, maybe not here, maybe somewhere else.
• 1:14:52
  And it was like Simon Miller did Simon Miller stuff, you know,
• 1:14:58
  stood there looking like compressed beef.
• 1:15:03
  And yeah, no, it was, it was just, I mean, every you could,
• 1:15:07
  you know, when you could feel the energy in a room, like, like
• 1:15:12
  someone could have come out and just like done a shit on a
• 1:15:15
  potato. I never would have gone.
• 1:15:16
  Yeah, like it was, it was like that every, it was everyone was
• 1:15:21
  just ready for anything. Everyone was so excited.
• 1:15:24
  Everyone was just hyped. And so, yeah, they.
• 1:15:27
  They could have literally sat there and read the phone book
• 1:15:29
  and people wouldn't cheer for it.
• 1:15:30
  They wouldn't cheer for it and then obviously.
• 1:15:33
  The first match you get your druids to come out, I was so I
• 1:15:37
  popped so big for that with the big ones finally because I was
• 1:15:42
  like, did they bring them over? They bought them here.
• 1:15:45
  Well, they would have been. Through them the first.
• 1:15:52
  Was it when you had Connor Mills, you could basically see
• 1:15:54
  the gold chain and you could see him his face through the actual?
• 1:15:59
  Yeah, well stand your. Disbelief.
• 1:16:03
  This one, this one I was like. That's feel the LJ Cleary at the
• 1:16:06
  end, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:16:12
  Julia Benito. Danny Jones.
• 1:16:14
  James Stone. LJ Cleary in your four way
• 1:16:17
  opening Druids match. Yeah, we got a fast-paced 1.
• 1:16:22
  We got a three-way. Cheek clapping, we did.
• 1:16:25
  We did. That was great.
• 1:16:26
  I got, we got a. Reverse cheek clapping as well,
• 1:16:28
  as I recall we did. Yes, yeah, we also there was a
• 1:16:31
  really funny. Moment as well, where LJ decided
• 1:16:34
  part way through designed to do a move from the top rope that he
• 1:16:38
  needed Danny's help. He's like Danny.
• 1:16:42
  Come here. He's.
• 1:16:43
  Like, you don't do it on your own.
• 1:16:44
  He's like, obviously not. It was just, it was just they
• 1:16:48
  were all bantering with each other and the chemistry amongst
• 1:16:51
  all of them was just brilliant. And yeah, high energy got the
• 1:16:56
  crowd really whipped up almost immediately.
• 1:17:00
  Bodies playing everywhere. What more can you want?
• 1:17:02
  Really? I can't even remember who won
• 1:17:07
  Junior. Yeah.
• 1:17:09
  It's the thing of, but This is why I think.
• 1:17:11
  It's why they do these ones at the.
• 1:17:12
  Start. It's because it's always
• 1:17:15
  fast-paced. Everyone's getting their bits
• 1:17:18
  in. And it just gets everyone ready
• 1:17:20
  to go for the rest of it. And it's it lines you up nicely.
• 1:17:22
  Yeah, so. Yeah, 10 out of. 10 on that one.
• 1:17:26
  That was a lot. But I mean if that's 10 the the
• 1:17:28
  next match. Is is a prime number out of 10
• 1:17:32
  Fucking infinite? The next I've.
• 1:17:35
  Not laughed so much. You.
• 1:17:39
  Want to read out the matches PR mighty do?
• 1:17:43
  You want me to just read the? Matches.
• 1:17:45
  And then you just talk about PA. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:49
  So. The second match was the Falls
• 1:17:52
  Count Somewhere match featuring top Dog and.
• 1:17:58
  Sasquatch. Yes.
• 1:18:00
  This was so much fun. We.
• 1:18:03
  Have seen a false count somewhere.
• 1:18:04
  Much before I I've seen one at Future Shock, have we?
• 1:18:09
  I don't know Holly Barlow. And Sam Bailey.
• 1:18:13
  Wonderful. I think this is my first false
• 1:18:16
  count. Somewhere it was a mystery one
• 1:18:19
  as well. A while.
• 1:18:20
  Back. I can't remember who it was, but
• 1:18:22
  it turns out it was under a bin. I remember that much of it.
• 1:18:27
  But yeah, Sasquatch clearly had some Alka seltzers sorted
• 1:18:32
  himself out in his previous days.
• 1:18:35
  His hangover. My, my, my One takeaway moment
• 1:18:42
  from this is them finding the the the best built on top of
• 1:18:47
  the, the, the bar. Yeah, and Sasquatch.
• 1:18:52
  Is. Exaggerated run.
• 1:18:54
  Up and then knocking himself unconscious that that was just
• 1:18:58
  fucking and also. The bit before that as well with
• 1:19:01
  a little bit of slapstick, kind of Benny Hill esque, where he
• 1:19:05
  puts a top dog on the bar and then lifts the cameraman over
• 1:19:10
  him into the bar area so that he can get a shot when the other
• 1:19:15
  cameraman and ref, I think then come in through the bar door.
• 1:19:19
  So it's just it was just so stupid and just the all kind of
• 1:19:23
  stuff they're doing this each other like just stupid fun.
• 1:19:28
  I these are two of my favourite mystery of Wrestling characters,
• 1:19:32
  so I popped big for this. I didn't hear them say at the
• 1:19:35
  beginning that it was a false count somewhere.
• 1:19:38
  So it wasn't until Sasquatch at the beginning was moving, just
• 1:19:44
  dragging it by. He's like here, just this is
• 1:19:46
  slightly and then. Lining it up and then.
• 1:19:48
  Rest like not there. And I was like, what?
• 1:19:51
  And it was, it was Kim and Aaron from DDT accessories that were
• 1:19:57
  like, it's false count somewhere.
• 1:20:00
  It took me a second. Yeah.
• 1:20:02
  Just ridiculous. The crowd was barely laughing
• 1:20:07
  the whole time. It was just so good.
• 1:20:09
  Like there was. Bits of proper wrestling in it,
• 1:20:12
  but it was mostly just Sasquatch doing Sasquatch stuff.
• 1:20:17
  Like, just trademark mystery wrestling, Yeah.
• 1:20:21
  Goofiness. And it was the one that you
• 1:20:23
  would show. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:25
  And you can, you could hear. Simon and you know, increasing
• 1:20:30
  on commentary from where we were sat and we were on the other
• 1:20:33
  side of the room. I've not watched it.
• 1:20:35
  Yeah, with the commentary. But I imagine that stuff, yeah.
• 1:20:41
  It was just as soon. As he started pinning him and
• 1:20:43
  then just moving. Came a fraction and then pinning
• 1:20:46
  him again. It's like it's literally not in
• 1:20:48
  the ring lads. Right?
• 1:20:51
  Well, lad, I don't know. What Sasquatch is?
• 1:20:56
  Isn't a mammal. An animal?
• 1:20:58
  No, I don't know what they identify us.
• 1:21:00
  It's fine, yeah. I don't know.
• 1:21:02
  We can have some kind of poaca, so yeah.
• 1:21:04
  I don't want to assume that. But they they.
• 1:21:07
  They put on an absolute top notch comedy.
• 1:21:11
  Goofy Graps and Top Dog got the 123.
• 1:21:17
  Yep, nice. Somehow after.
• 1:21:20
  The hell he was getting. Out.
• 1:21:22
  Handed to him. I've got the, I've got the clip
• 1:21:25
  of it somewhere of. Of Sasquatch just knocking
• 1:21:27
  himself on that thing. Yeah.
• 1:21:29
  And it's it's pure. It's pure.
• 1:21:32
  Rick Mail. Sort of just violence.
• 1:21:35
  It's great. Loved it.
• 1:21:38
  Proper old. School comedy.
• 1:21:41
  Next. Match number. 3.
• 1:21:44
  Like us, kid, like us. And kid like us too.
• 1:21:50
  Taking on subculture in Flash. Morgan Webster and Mark Andrews.
• 1:21:56
  Stupid sexy kid like us. That little cherub.
• 1:22:01
  Faced bastard. I'm like, I like to wear your
• 1:22:05
  mask on, but without. Your mask it's even bad this
• 1:22:09
  like this is part of my thing if.
• 1:22:10
  They do come back it. Might be catch.
• 1:22:16
  Because Catch have done silly bollocks, haven't they?
• 1:22:19
  Did you have a lot of nomads? Yeah.
• 1:22:22
  My same it's. Yeah, yeah, true.
• 1:22:25
  Because yeah, the the 1st 1st. Pinfall or inoculation match
• 1:22:30
  lives on in my brain, yeah. And the fact that Lycos were
• 1:22:36
  there. I was like, well, you know, it's
• 1:22:39
  this thing. But this again, this is a great
• 1:22:43
  match. It's nice to see Lycos.
• 1:22:45
  I've not seen him in so long. It feels like, yeah, he's, he's
• 1:22:49
  at the minute everywhere. He's a bit being a bit of a
• 1:22:51
  naughty boy, so it's nice to see him being a bit like fun like,
• 1:22:55
  and I know he's not being naughty boy everywhere, but he's
• 1:22:58
  quite heavily being nice. So just leaning at the goofiness
• 1:23:00
  of it. Yeah, but.
• 1:23:01
  He's a silly guy. And yeah, it was.
• 1:23:04
  It was really nice, but they had a really strong match.
• 1:23:08
  It's the thing about mystery wrestling.
• 1:23:09
  Yeah, you get your comedy grabs, but you also get some actual
• 1:23:13
  freaking gems and some real great straight matches in there.
• 1:23:19
  They might be cloaked with some kind of comedy and there'll be
• 1:23:22
  some funny moments in there, but you can still get some really
• 1:23:25
  great matches, and this is probably one of them.
• 1:23:28
  I can't remember who won Lycos. Well, we won.
• 1:23:31
  Yeah, Lycos. Won.
• 1:23:34
  But again, you've got two, I want to say 2 of the top 10 tag
• 1:23:40
  teams in Britain at the moment in there.
• 1:23:43
  And I don't really care for Flash Morgan Webster, so that
• 1:23:45
  that counts for something. But yeah, he's not sad.
• 1:23:47
  I'll I'll say a. Bit slow.
• 1:23:51
  Before you make another point every time.
• 1:23:55
  Lycos does his brain Buster and everyone replies shut up.
• 1:24:02
  The chat. During the strange just go.
• 1:24:05
  Why is he saying the move? That's the anger, the genuine
• 1:24:10
  anger of people. They'll get Canadians and
• 1:24:13
  everyone knows. Explain with no, no no.
• 1:24:15
  He. He will do this another.
• 1:24:17
  Three times, yeah. And there was me and two others.
• 1:24:21
  And every time he did it, we, we'd already had it typed out to
• 1:24:25
  like, join in. Could you hear the crowd?
• 1:24:28
  Could you hear the crowd? Responding oh OK, just yeah I
• 1:24:32
  was just wondering if if he couldn't hear that every single
• 1:24:34
  time the crowd had a it was a call and response yeah he
• 1:24:37
  doesn't do it for every move it's just.
• 1:24:39
  For brain Busters. Just for brain Buster?
• 1:24:41
  Someone asked. John Cena.
• 1:24:45
  And then? Three people.
• 1:24:47
  Explained what was being said. I mean, oh, OK, what they're
• 1:24:50
  saying now, I mean the same thing.
• 1:24:54
  He's going to do a brain Buster. It takes him like. 3.
• 1:24:56
  Attempts to. Get it going, take a good run up
• 1:25:00
  every now and then. A couple.
• 1:25:01
  Of run ups and then he'll then he gets it.
• 1:25:03
  It's like Cody Roach's Crossroads.
• 1:25:04
  You've got to do about four. Of them for it to finish count
• 1:25:07
  as one finishing move right because one night I could take
• 1:25:10
  two of them and be fine yeah me too the chat.
• 1:25:15
  During that match. Of people.
• 1:25:16
  Getting genuinely angry. They're angry that we didn't Boo
• 1:25:20
  the refs, but they're getting. Angry that right Canada.
• 1:25:24
  I just I just don't understand anymore.
• 1:25:28
  What do you want from us? I mean, there's a match later
• 1:25:33
  on. Where people are just going,
• 1:25:37
  what what's this about? What's was that gene by the end
• 1:25:40
  of it? Or I can get on.
• 1:25:42
  Board with this Oh good, I'll I'll.
• 1:25:46
  Explain where we come to it. But yeah, overall, that was it.
• 1:25:50
  Was a pretty nice match. I don't really know much about
• 1:25:52
  Subculture or Flash, so I I, I honestly know.
• 1:25:59
  Yeah, I don't. I don't really know too much
• 1:26:00
  about them, but I enjoyed the match.
• 1:26:02
  It's great. It's more the fact that he's
• 1:26:04
  like a mod. And isn't.
• 1:26:06
  Like a World War One fighter pilot that annoys me the most.
• 1:26:08
  I think fucking well, a lot of it because.
• 1:26:13
  He he always used to come out. Dressed as like a mod and.
• 1:26:16
  Then he suddenly changed. And now since.
• 1:26:21
  Yeah, but he's not wearing flying goggles and like you.
• 1:26:23
  Know a silk scarf is he like you call Flash man Amanda Nash does
• 1:26:27
  I know I know I know and that's. Already one of those?
• 1:26:30
  I guess. Then they could have like a
• 1:26:32
  dogfight match or something like, I don't know, I'm just OK,
• 1:26:35
  but. I'd want, I'd want him to have
• 1:26:40
  cardboard boxes. Yeah, Ainted.
• 1:26:43
  And just pull them up to the chest.
• 1:26:45
  Yeah. And then just chase each other
• 1:26:47
  around firing pea. Shooters at each other.
• 1:26:49
  Have a run in all those bits like at the end of Takeshi's
• 1:26:51
  Castle, like when it's all just stood in a car park.
• 1:26:54
  Yeah, next mark. Well, next series of matches.
• 1:26:59
  So we have technically 3. Matches.
• 1:27:05
  This is ridiculous. As we have, I can't.
• 1:27:10
  Run this. Back fully, I can't remember.
• 1:27:12
  All this. Way the original contest.
• 1:27:16
  Was for the attack. Actually, this wasn't this.
• 1:27:20
  Was for the. Attack This was a legitimate.
• 1:27:22
  Match This wasn't an official match for the.
• 1:27:25
  Attack 24/7 Title It was Into the Lap Entertainment match
• 1:27:36
  between James Ellis and Cecil Nicks.
• 1:27:43
  I don't even I think this was two out of.
• 1:27:46
  I want to say it was like. Two, it was.
• 1:27:47
  It was. It was British rounds.
• 1:27:49
  Oh, sorry. Yes, that's why, yeah.
• 1:27:53
  Where? The rounds.
• 1:27:55
  A long. Time don't ruin it.
• 1:28:01
  That first round. Went on for ages.
• 1:28:02
  And the second one. Was very short.
• 1:28:05
  This is a Russian doll of. A match.
• 1:28:10
  Time expands to fill. The gap.
• 1:28:15
  But it was I was. Like, hey, I'm, I love that
• 1:28:19
  Cecil knows World of sport. Like, like old, old, you know,
• 1:28:23
  from the Brighton Pavilion. It's Big Daddy.
• 1:28:25
  Yeah, of course he does. I was like, of course he does.
• 1:28:29
  Yeah. Because it's exactly the.
• 1:28:30
  Kind of bollocks that he'd be into.
• 1:28:35
  But yeah, this was this. This was.
• 1:28:38
  So it was how many rounds is it? Three?
• 1:28:40
  I think it was 2. I think it just I think.
• 1:28:45
  It had 7 rounds I think. Professional like 3.
• 1:28:51
  Was it the old? Ring of Honour pure was defended
• 1:28:56
  under British rules, I think. Wasn't it at one point?
• 1:28:58
  I think that was 5 rounds I think, but it was, it was.
• 1:29:04
  It doesn't matter because it wasn't world sport rules, it was
• 1:29:06
  what was the. Made-up thing.
• 1:29:07
  They've made-up and I'm pretty sure at one point we just the
• 1:29:10
  whole round thing. Fell apart and it they just
• 1:29:12
  stopped going watching each other with tea towels like.
• 1:29:16
  Yeah, so. Yeah.
• 1:29:19
  It was just, I don't know who the the guy was.
• 1:29:22
  He came out with James Ellis, by the way.
• 1:29:24
  Like he's second I'm assuming? A green tracksuit.
• 1:29:30
  He was. Hilarious there was.
• 1:29:33
  I didn't even seem to be fair. Not going to run through.
• 1:29:36
  It but I didn't see. He wasn't featuring much.
• 1:29:39
  On he's the so he's on the outside most of when.
• 1:29:42
  You saw him like waving the. Towel and that was it.
• 1:29:45
  The eye poke spots so obviously. There's a whole bit where James
• 1:29:50
  Lac Eye pokes Cecil and referees like whoa, no, you can't do
• 1:29:55
  that. That's fine.
• 1:29:57
  So he goes over and he gets some money off his mate and he gives
• 1:30:00
  him £25 and then it goes over and gets the remaining amount of
• 1:30:05
  of of iPods to which they love. Brilliant stream.
• 1:30:10
  That was so funny it. Was brilliant.
• 1:30:11
  It was the fact that he was like, well, how much?
• 1:30:12
  25 gave, you know, when he gave him 25, we got the his money's
• 1:30:16
  worth. Though Mike did point out he did
• 1:30:18
  want too many, so now he owes the rest.
• 1:30:21
  Well, as we know, Mystery wrestling.
• 1:30:22
  Refs are notoriously. Corrupt.
• 1:30:24
  Anyway, the job has been. There's been that same $20 going
• 1:30:27
  around them for months now. He might have owed him.
• 1:30:31
  Petrol money, so he. Thought I'll wait.
• 1:30:34
  Just give me back, yeah. Yeah, this.
• 1:30:37
  This this entire match. Just became it got to a point
• 1:30:40
  where I was literally sack going what's going?
• 1:30:42
  I I couldn't keep track because there was.
• 1:30:44
  People kept coming out. I know.
• 1:30:47
  I was like. Who are these lads now?
• 1:30:49
  Referee. Would someone come out and put
• 1:30:50
  the referee took the? Referee shirt off and now the
• 1:30:53
  referee was in the match and the another guy was now the referee
• 1:30:57
  and then he rolled everyone out and got them all out and it was
• 1:31:01
  and then another referee came. So I'll I'll try and.
• 1:31:06
  I put a little bow on this bit so you had Ellis pinning.
• 1:31:14
  Next. And because of that, became the
• 1:31:17
  24/7 champion no one was thinking about.
• 1:31:22
  And so I said, Oh yeah, he's just pinned the champion, so
• 1:31:25
  he's now a champion. And then Greshner's come in.
• 1:31:31
  In Martin Steers and. Fabio Steers pinned.
• 1:31:37
  Ellis. Which made him.
• 1:31:39
  Now the 20. 47. Champion and then Mark Andrews.
• 1:31:45
  Joined the fray. And they started having their
• 1:31:48
  own little mini match. It was a.
• 1:31:49
  Match within the match so. While you had both.
• 1:31:53
  Nicks. And Ellis in their respective
• 1:31:56
  corners, getting fanned with towels and old school world of
• 1:32:03
  sport. We then had technically.
• 1:32:09
  A. A.
• 1:32:09
  Match. Within their mini.
• 1:32:12
  Rounds. They were doing submissions and
• 1:32:14
  everything on it and at one point, Cecil.
• 1:32:16
  Nicks got involved and put someone in a bloody submission
• 1:32:18
  for ages, and it was a pretty police submission, by the way.
• 1:32:24
  It was a chant. Of I don't know.
• 1:32:26
  What's going on? Like it was a what the fuck is
• 1:32:28
  going on? Because I was like.
• 1:32:30
  I took it to my mate and I was like.
• 1:32:32
  It's that match for. I don't know what's happening
• 1:32:34
  now. I'm so confused.
• 1:32:36
  The only way to describe this is Pete, you're just going to have.
• 1:32:39
  To get, you know, the Charlie Day from Always Sunny.
• 1:32:42
  It's Pepe silver. Yeah.
• 1:32:45
  Like just just. There's no way to.
• 1:32:48
  Describe it. Just watch it.
• 1:32:50
  Just watch it the fact that a second.
• 1:32:52
  Match happened while the 1st. Match was technically still
• 1:32:55
  going. I think it was still going.
• 1:32:57
  They were in, they were in a break, but then it.
• 1:32:59
  Yeah, but it was it was a thing of the crowd all.
• 1:33:02
  Like using the F word and Simon Miller you could just hear like
• 1:33:06
  almost under his breath was going PGPG.
• 1:33:09
  No, it wasn't PG at all. Very quickly.
• 1:33:15
  We lost that very quickly, but then you had.
• 1:33:19
  Steers and Fabio wearing James Ellis shirts.
• 1:33:27
  Yeah. Then there was the whole like
• 1:33:29
  turn. Turning and joining factions and
• 1:33:32
  turning on each other. And because I think they'd
• 1:33:34
  ripped the James. Ellie shirts off.
• 1:33:38
  And. Underneath one of them had.
• 1:33:41
  Oh no, both of them had. Yes, I saw Nick shirts on and
• 1:33:45
  then another. One ripped his other.
• 1:33:47
  Shirt off and was a yeah. And it was a turn.
• 1:33:55
  Within a turn. Within a turn, big shirt.
• 1:34:00
  So you. Can probably have that one
• 1:34:04
  because it. Won't fit me.
• 1:34:05
  We only have. Mediums left and he's like, it's
• 1:34:07
  a Canadian medium. And I was like, I've lost a lot
• 1:34:10
  of history. Wrestling shirt in a medium.
• 1:34:12
  It's nice. We had no extra large ones left
• 1:34:14
  when we got there on Friday. Saturday when I when I looked
• 1:34:18
  with psycho. Mike was, he let everyone try on
• 1:34:20
  a shirt. He just went, oh, it fitted.
• 1:34:25
  Oh. Oh.
• 1:34:27
  No. Some of them rose.
• 1:34:29
  Yeah, and I'm thinking no, he's very hot in.
• 1:34:32
  That room, he's. Bring a lot of Febreze with him.
• 1:34:36
  But yeah. It was, it's just one of those,
• 1:34:37
  It's one of those you have to go away and watch.
• 1:34:39
  And I think we'll be studied for years to come.
• 1:34:42
  It should be. It should go down in history as
• 1:34:44
  one of the. Greatest matches ever to be made
• 1:34:46
  ever. One of the most confusing
• 1:34:47
  matches in this Yeah, yeah, I. Think we?
• 1:34:51
  All are doing that match when Uno bought that.
• 1:34:58
  OK, that was just Cecil going. Just let me.
• 1:35:01
  Give me the next boss and. He's like, OK, let.
• 1:35:03
  Me take the reins on this everything.
• 1:35:06
  'S going to happen. I think that was.
• 1:35:08
  The. Interval match, wasn't it?
• 1:35:12
  I think that was the match. Heading into the interval.
• 1:35:15
  Yeah, well, there was. There was three more.
• 1:35:16
  After this. So yeah.
• 1:35:17
  So I imagine that was the one. That it.
• 1:35:21
  Meant into the interval, I think.
• 1:35:22
  Yeah, because I went and stood outside and was like I need.
• 1:35:25
  Just, it was akin to like the Coronation Street fight itself
• 1:35:29
  that that just made me go and stand outside and.
• 1:35:31
  Question. My life choices up to this point
• 1:35:34
  that have brought me here agreed.
• 1:35:36
  Yeah, there was an. Absolute meltdown because once
• 1:35:39
  that match. Finished the stream, died for
• 1:35:41
  about 20 seconds. Oh really?
• 1:35:45
  Everyone panicking and. Then we came back with.
• 1:35:48
  Uno and just going, are we back on?
• 1:35:50
  Are we back on? Is everyone there and everyone's
• 1:35:52
  going yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. It's like being the Welsh
• 1:35:54
  Internet media in. Case you haven't noticed, we are
• 1:35:58
  on an. Interval.
• 1:36:03
  But it was I. I'm glad the interval came when
• 1:36:07
  it did because it was getting real, real hot in there because
• 1:36:09
  everybody was getting really like everyone was so excited and
• 1:36:12
  having so much fun, but it was getting really hot and there
• 1:36:14
  were so many bodies just learning about it.
• 1:36:19
  Felt like there was 18 people in that last match.
• 1:36:20
  Alone. Yeah, the one thing I noticed.
• 1:36:24
  On the. Saturday.
• 1:36:25
  Was the first show the mystery was warm in there and then the
• 1:36:29
  second show was quite cool. Well, that's how I I, I was
• 1:36:36
  comfortable all the way through. It that's all I can.
• 1:36:38
  Say, really? Anyhow, and we went.
• 1:36:41
  The. First interval and then we went
• 1:36:44
  back. Into it, didn't we?
• 1:36:46
  And then we had the challenger. Chooses her title, yes.
• 1:36:53
  Going up against Cristara. And it was.
• 1:36:57
  Which title of Rio do you want? Very excited to see.
• 1:37:02
  Rio there, to be honest, yeah. Love Rio, fit me all.
• 1:37:07
  Even us watching on stream went. Oh, she's a yeah.
• 1:37:12
  And I I quite like Cristara as well.
• 1:37:16
  Again, another another kind of strong regularly featured person
• 1:37:22
  during that 24 hour match. Pretty sure.
• 1:37:28
  One of the instigators of coloured bucket?
• 1:37:32
  I think so. It's all a fever dream, isn't
• 1:37:35
  it? That's what I mean.
• 1:37:36
  I'm so glad that you guys saw that.
• 1:37:38
  And I'm so glad that the the the show we all watched this weekend
• 1:37:42
  was on stream because otherwise it was definitely like a follow
• 1:37:45
  your dear, like just like a shared delusion.
• 1:37:48
  We didn't see anything. We saw nothing and we didn't go
• 1:37:52
  to anything. But yeah, this was a this was a
• 1:37:55
  good match. When they came out, their intros
• 1:37:58
  was that one of them likes cats and the other likes dogs and
• 1:38:04
  obviously real big dog hates cats.
• 1:38:07
  So that that wound up being their kind of their rivalry
• 1:38:10
  really. And it was definitely more dog
• 1:38:13
  fans and cat fans and it like, I have cats and a cat and dogs.
• 1:38:19
  So I was going for both. But yeah, wound up with some
• 1:38:23
  funny little moments, Rio wrote. I think Rio kind of comes at one
• 1:38:27
  point. So I just kind of went deadly
• 1:38:29
  silent and someone just went meow and it cracked her up.
• 1:38:34
  I was. Wondering why she'd cracked up.
• 1:38:36
  Because we could. Hear on stream there's just
• 1:38:38
  there was just a lot of weird noises being.
• 1:38:41
  Made at the point. It's just, it just got weird.
• 1:38:44
  We all got a bit. Weird.
• 1:38:45
  For a minute I had a really kind of like angry selling.
• 1:38:48
  Face and then all of a sudden she had to put a hand over her
• 1:38:51
  mouth. Yes, because someone gently
• 1:38:53
  knew. I just saw Miller.
• 1:38:55
  Talking and then Rio's. Yeah.
• 1:38:59
  We had. No idea what she's trying a
• 1:39:01
  strong style. Into.
• 1:39:03
  This and the people that are just doing.
• 1:39:04
  Cat noises are like it's yeah. And then so she chose the Eve.
• 1:39:10
  Title to go for which is exciting because I would like to
• 1:39:15
  see more of this lady. She was great and a lot of
• 1:39:19
  attention on the Eve discord. A lot of people during this when
• 1:39:24
  I'd love to see Christa over here.
• 1:39:26
  Yeah, yeah, that would be, it would be lovely to.
• 1:39:28
  To maybe see her over here at some point, but just it's
• 1:39:33
  exactly what you expect of a of a match with Rio.
• 1:39:38
  Heavy hitting, like just throwing this chick about.
• 1:39:42
  She gave back as much as she could.
• 1:39:44
  Basically. Rio came out on top and yeah,
• 1:39:47
  just. And this was just like another
• 1:39:49
  one of those, not too much silly.
• 1:39:52
  It was a match. It was a good match.
• 1:39:54
  There was no silly bollocks, but there was a lot of.
• 1:39:57
  Silly bollocks. Yeah, silly, silly yelling into
• 1:40:00
  the crowd. About.
• 1:40:01
  Cats and dogs and yeah, yeah, that was good that.
• 1:40:07
  Was that was nice. And it LED us.
• 1:40:10
  It was a nice kind of pallet cleanser from the kind of Cecil
• 1:40:15
  Chaos going into the next chaos which was which was.
• 1:40:22
  Which was which was Psycho Mike against Gene money?
• 1:40:27
  See, I've had this ruin for me because when I was still.
• 1:40:30
  Outside, I saw Gene walk in and I was like, fuck yeah, we're
• 1:40:34
  getting Psycho Mike against Gene Money.
• 1:40:36
  I was like, someone got my letter.
• 1:40:39
  I love Gene Money so much. He's amazing.
• 1:40:43
  He's the Rick Mail of of of of wrestling like.
• 1:40:46
  There's just something about him that he doesn't even have to do
• 1:40:49
  anything. And I just find him hilarious in
• 1:40:53
  the best possible way. Like not in a disrespectful way.
• 1:40:55
  He's just just the way he carries himself.
• 1:40:58
  But yeah. But yeah, no man chose.
• 1:41:01
  Because he. Used to be.
• 1:41:02
  So funny. Yes, yeah, it was just that I'm.
• 1:41:05
  Gonna have to do. Wrestling, that was the thing
• 1:41:07
  that. Always gets me whenever someone
• 1:41:09
  tries to do moves on him. Right, fine, it's and it's Yeah,
• 1:41:13
  but him against Mike in a genius, you know, genitalius.
• 1:41:20
  Yeah, just it was just 20 minutes of them trying to punch
• 1:41:23
  each other in the plums pretty much in increasingly elaborate.
• 1:41:27
  Ways. I didn't know there were so many
• 1:41:30
  different. Ways to attack one's groyne.
• 1:41:36
  But these two could. These two could do a little.
• 1:41:39
  Kind. Of how to like a little book.
• 1:41:42
  Like the Kama? Sutra, But most of Dick
• 1:41:46
  punching. Yeah, the.
• 1:41:48
  Thing that the thing that had. Me choking on my drink at one
• 1:41:53
  point was, I think it was money, basically using Psycho Mike's
• 1:41:58
  balls like a boxing punch bag. Yeah, it's a speed bag full on
• 1:42:01
  kind of like which which again. Is is is is Rick and Rick and
• 1:42:07
  aid? Like in a nutshell, it's it's
• 1:42:09
  the dangerous brothers, it's the young ones.
• 1:42:11
  Yeah, but. The.
• 1:42:12
  My favourite bit about it was at the very beginning.
• 1:42:15
  When Cycle Mike got distracted by the hard come, he.
• 1:42:23
  Just spends the first couple of. Minutes of the match just being
• 1:42:26
  like but the hard come and not. Paying attention to anything.
• 1:42:30
  Else I think he kept going for a body slam and every.
• 1:42:34
  Time he kept saying body slam and then the bodies roll.
• 1:42:40
  Yeah, and every. Time you don't have the camera.
• 1:42:42
  Would like zoom out and then he'd just roll and then he'd.
• 1:42:48
  Roll him back, you just go. Body slam and then he'd do it
• 1:42:51
  again and the. Camera would pan out.
• 1:42:53
  So it's it's like when you have like the hugs.
• 1:42:58
  Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:43:00
  And then I know card. Is.
• 1:43:01
  Middle finger and card, just the people what they want, zooming
• 1:43:05
  out immediately, yeah. Having to slowly zoom back in
• 1:43:09
  when he's rolling him back in. But.
• 1:43:14
  The chat. During this match, people, they
• 1:43:18
  must have lost their. Minds watching this?
• 1:43:21
  Is the most. Mystery wrestling match I've
• 1:43:23
  ever seen. Really.
• 1:43:25
  Yeah, I've got to agree. He fits.
• 1:43:27
  Nicely there, doesn't he? Yeah, it's that it doesn't win
• 1:43:30
  like much of the year for. Mystery.
• 1:43:33
  To be fair, the night previous I've been like.
• 1:43:36
  Yeah, Sasquatch special guest referee, match of the year.
• 1:43:39
  No, just stop wrestling now. We've peaked, right?
• 1:43:43
  We're done. And then I was like, psycho
• 1:43:46
  money. Sorry.
• 1:43:47
  It's going to be a it's going to be a crowded top three.
• 1:43:50
  Yeah, yeah, there was just in. This in this match, there was
• 1:43:54
  just so many like laugh out loud moments.
• 1:43:58
  You had the psycho Mike slamming Gene Money's head on the hardest
• 1:44:04
  part of the ring just repeatedly.
• 1:44:07
  That was freaking ridiculous. You had Gene Money trying to
• 1:44:11
  reason with him at the beginning, being like, this is
• 1:44:13
  my debut, you're embarrassing me.
• 1:44:18
  Just Gene brought it. They they they, they worked so
• 1:44:23
  well together. And I, I would like to think
• 1:44:26
  that the mystery wrestling fans fell in love with Jean as much
• 1:44:30
  as we all love Jean. And it's obviously you had the
• 1:44:34
  the the coast to coast moon moonsault to the balls, which
• 1:44:45
  was. Stunning.
• 1:44:46
  By the way, like he does it so well, it looked great and I was
• 1:44:50
  like, and that's just the hoofs. Of one of the nads, the thing
• 1:44:53
  was, Miller had said. Because he was Uno just going.
• 1:44:58
  Out of his mind saying oh. I've never seen that before.
• 1:45:01
  And then Miller had said, oh, he'd done this like a year or a
• 1:45:06
  couple of years ago and ended up tearing like an ACL.
• 1:45:10
  So to have him still doing it takes a lot of bottle.
• 1:45:14
  Yeah, yeah, no. He's I love Gene, I really love
• 1:45:20
  Gene money. I love the way he gets in the
• 1:45:22
  ring. Cracks me up I think.
• 1:45:24
  Is James still still the only holder of the Gene money?
• 1:45:27
  International belt as well, which can only be defended by
• 1:45:30
  people called gene money that. Feels like that's something that
• 1:45:35
  Ian Skinner should. But.
• 1:45:39
  Yeah, it's it can only be. Yeah, the only negative I have
• 1:45:43
  on this. Whole thing they didn't play
• 1:45:47
  Baker Street a gene. It's.
• 1:45:54
  Mystery. Mystery.
• 1:45:56
  Only uses free music. There was.
• 1:45:58
  An incident once where I think they.
• 1:46:00
  Used like a. Kind of Tetris E sound and Uno
• 1:46:04
  was like very worried on commentary about like a
• 1:46:08
  copyright strikes against the stream.
• 1:46:10
  But also, yeah, that's why they have remember during I think
• 1:46:13
  during the 24 hour. Match as well, somewhat.
• 1:46:15
  They were singing a song and you know what's on comes away.
• 1:46:18
  Oh, I'm not sure. I think you're singing it.
• 1:46:21
  It's fine. But yeah, you can.
• 1:46:22
  You can. But you can't.
• 1:46:24
  They never use licenced music. They use like, I think even when
• 1:46:28
  all the wrestlers come in, they don't have been there and it's
• 1:46:32
  just been some generic. Kind of random disco, funky
• 1:46:35
  music or whatever it's you get to recognise like people's music
• 1:46:39
  now. Because it's the same one every
• 1:46:40
  time, but for a while they just would just press play on
• 1:46:43
  something random, whatever one of those, you know?
• 1:46:47
  CDs used to. Get with cigarette cards because
• 1:46:50
  it was the thing when I heard it.
• 1:46:51
  LJ. Clear and I thought oh please
• 1:46:53
  play ace of base and they didn't.
• 1:46:55
  Oh no, they cannot afford that shit I would not get.
• 1:46:58
  Clear but happy now I've heard. If I don't.
• 1:47:01
  Immediately take the stream. Down and during it get taken
• 1:47:05
  down. It's a shame really, they're so
• 1:47:07
  positive with it. But if I don't hear it's a
• 1:47:10
  beautiful life by. Ace of base.
• 1:47:12
  When LJ clear is there I want to cry.
• 1:47:17
  It's got a phone and listen. To it.
• 1:47:21
  It's one of those. Things, it's like a lot of
• 1:47:22
  places will if they're. Not recording it or whatever.
• 1:47:24
  If it's going on YouTube, they'll use whatever music, but
• 1:47:27
  if it's going on YouTube, just because you'll just get it won't
• 1:47:30
  be allowed. And it's, yeah, it's, it's, it's
• 1:47:33
  silly because it's like Grado all in when he said to.
• 1:47:37
  Tony, can I, can you just have it pipe in, have a oh, what's it
• 1:47:44
  called now? What's his?
• 1:47:47
  What's his theme? Madonna like a virgin?
• 1:47:51
  Now that was the only one I could.
• 1:47:52
  Think of. Cereal girl.
• 1:47:55
  Now she's got. Everyone she oh.
• 1:47:58
  Yeah. Back catalogue.
• 1:47:59
  I could stay here all night. That's not helping.
• 1:48:07
  Use your words, just talk amongst yourself.
• 1:48:11
  I'll try and. Think I don't.
• 1:48:15
  Know don't cry for me, Argentina, that was the
• 1:48:22
  microphone. Cord just.
• 1:48:24
  Like a prayer. I don't think I've heard that
• 1:48:26
  10. Kind of nearly did choke myself
• 1:48:31
  with the cable one as well. Who?
• 1:48:32
  Won. Oh, obviously it was it.
• 1:48:35
  Was a psycho. Mic psycho, Mic one.
• 1:48:38
  But again. I hope, yeah, like you said, I
• 1:48:41
  hope. See the the people around the
• 1:48:44
  world saw Gene Money and loved him as much as we love him,
• 1:48:46
  because there's no one that does it as good as Gene.
• 1:48:51
  Like there's other. Comedy wrestlers in the UK that
• 1:48:54
  are good but no one that does his it is.
• 1:49:00
  Just Rick mail for me like it's. Just that, just above toilet
• 1:49:05
  level. Very quintessentially British,
• 1:49:08
  Yes, like TV. Brit humour from like like you
• 1:49:11
  were saying like RIP my own stuff like that and he fits so
• 1:49:14
  nicely with it he's just got such an expressive face as well
• 1:49:17
  yeah yeah, that coast to coast Jesus getting low blown and
• 1:49:23
  doing the. Cross eyes.
• 1:49:26
  But again, for a match that was essentially.
• 1:49:28
  You know, 20 minutes of them and then him just busting out that
• 1:49:31
  that coast to coast. I was like, it's it's.
• 1:49:36
  Again, it's only the mystery. Does so well of just silly
• 1:49:38
  nonsense and then, oh, we'll just bang an actual bit of good
• 1:49:41
  wrestling in yeah just just it surprise you all the time
• 1:49:44
  because it's. It's comedy wrestling, but it's
• 1:49:46
  wrestling. They're all wrestling.
• 1:49:48
  Comedy wrestling. It's still wrestling.
• 1:49:49
  And yeah, and that's. That's the whole mantra.
• 1:49:52
  Isn't it like comedy? Wrestling is wrestling and it
• 1:49:54
  is. It's it's cabaret, it's silly,
• 1:49:57
  it's exactly Elvis. But have you ever heard of it?
• 1:49:59
  Rarebit? There was a Welsh wrestler
• 1:50:00
  called. Rarebit and I've I've only ever
• 1:50:03
  known him in Bolton wrestling as like a scary scary like dude
• 1:50:08
  like mask on. Sort of.
• 1:50:10
  Thing and apparently I was talking to him and he was like
• 1:50:13
  no, he's like a really funny comedy wrestler.
• 1:50:16
  I was like, I I can't see it because I've only ever known him
• 1:50:18
  as a scary Slipknot guy. Like, and he's like no, no, no,
• 1:50:22
  like when? He first died.
• 1:50:24
  He was. He was brilliant, He was
• 1:50:25
  hilarious. And I've been trying to go back
• 1:50:26
  and find stuff and like, can he find it?
• 1:50:28
  But can I want to know like oh I've just found a photo of him.
• 1:50:34
  He had a match with Isaac North. Clash of the Monsters just.
• 1:50:37
  Only knocking lumps out of each other.
• 1:50:39
  It's nice. It looks like BA Rose.
• 1:50:42
  Could be, yeah, But it's not. It's not.
• 1:50:46
  Oh, I think I know. What you mean?
• 1:50:47
  Now, yeah. Well, yeah.
• 1:50:51
  Anyway, anyway, main event. Hang on, just let me put on my
• 1:50:56
  posh voice. I know it wasn't.
• 1:50:58
  It wasn't the main event. It should have been.
• 1:51:00
  It was your penultimate main event.
• 1:51:03
  It was. For all the man.
• 1:51:08
  For all the Man Playing Championship, Stu Grayson
• 1:51:14
  defends against Cara Noir. Let me I was kind of exciting to
• 1:51:24
  see Tommy Swan. But then I was like, Oh no, I'm
• 1:51:27
  going to have to put up with him doing stuff and it like not
• 1:51:33
  really ticking them boxes. For me, sorry.
• 1:51:36
  It was a. It was a.
• 1:51:38
  It was a. Good match if you you know.
• 1:51:43
  There was definitely a. Couple of moments where I think
• 1:51:45
  Stu probably was trying for some comedy.
• 1:51:49
  Wrestling you got. Put into a couple of really
• 1:51:52
  gnarly submissions, but just stand on his.
• 1:51:59
  Feet. He's got no shoes on.
• 1:52:01
  Daft lad like his tootsies. You were right there.
• 1:52:04
  You. Could have just had a quick
• 1:52:06
  challenge. John Moxley adapt them off.
• 1:52:09
  Oh, saying that? Someone's dirty floor feet.
• 1:52:13
  But yeah, Steve's great, Karen. Noir.
• 1:52:20
  Fine, whatever. I just felt the the the stew's
• 1:52:26
  defence the night before was for me better.
• 1:52:30
  Yeah, and that's nothing against either of them.
• 1:52:32
  Like it was fine, just Karen Noir does nothing for me.
• 1:52:35
  I. Think years ago Karen Noir was.
• 1:52:43
  Kind of one of. The top ones, but this it's
• 1:52:49
  hard. There's nothing really you can
• 1:52:51
  think. Oh, well, that was It's more the
• 1:52:54
  gimmicks more. Interesting than the.
• 1:52:56
  Actual wrestler, the theatrics of it, That's it.
• 1:52:58
  He's covering it. Actually, I can't say anything
• 1:53:01
  because he'll just chat shit about your podcast.
• 1:53:03
  So that's. Happened before when I said
• 1:53:08
  something. Not even critical about him I've
• 1:53:13
  seen. To be fair I always think in my
• 1:53:15
  mate progress when it was him and Leo Rush and but this was
• 1:53:22
  more. On the rush.
• 1:53:23
  Side of things where he said if he comes out as blackout, I'm
• 1:53:28
  leaving and then blackout came out and he went right that's me
• 1:53:33
  gone and he ended up remonstrating with someone
• 1:53:37
  outside the toilet losing his mind saying that I hate that
• 1:53:41
  gimmick I hate that gimmick and then he came back and kind of
• 1:53:45
  just I sat at the back of the ribs sulking and just wanting
• 1:53:50
  the show to. Finish so we could go.
• 1:53:52
  Yeah, I kind of got that. From this I was like right, I've
• 1:53:56
  had enough now I. It's one of.
• 1:54:02
  Those I was pretty tired by this point.
• 1:54:04
  Obviously because. Like it's a lot for me to sit
• 1:54:09
  for so long. I will say, I say it was, it was
• 1:54:15
  a, it was a, it was a. Strong match because it
• 1:54:17
  obviously. It's Stu Grayson, so it's going
• 1:54:19
  to be a heavy hitting match. There was a couple of moments of
• 1:54:24
  of like a little bit of laughter and some light heartedness and
• 1:54:28
  stuff. It wasn't like super serious.
• 1:54:30
  It was a fine match. If you're a Karen Wahan, you'll
• 1:54:33
  enjoy it because it like say, if you enjoy Karen Wah and you
• 1:54:38
  enjoy Stu Grayson, I enjoy Stu Grayson.
• 1:54:40
  I like Karen Wah's entrance, so you know.
• 1:54:44
  It was fine and. It went how you expected it to,
• 1:54:49
  Yeah, I don't think. Anyone expected?
• 1:54:52
  To win, no, you don't expect. It.
• 1:54:56
  Was a good match it. Was fine but but.
• 1:55:00
  I personally. I I found.
• 1:55:03
  The the I I would have got. I like the the the last, the
• 1:55:07
  previous, the penultimate match a little bit better.
• 1:55:10
  I would have enjoyed going out on that.
• 1:55:11
  But also it's the title, it's the main event.
• 1:55:14
  It makes sense, you know, Just because it wasn't for us, does
• 1:55:20
  it mean it was? Bad.
• 1:55:22
  No, it wasn't. Bad it wasn't.
• 1:55:24
  A bad match? It just didn't take my boxes
• 1:55:26
  personally. I was still like I said, like
• 1:55:29
  like I was like nothing's going to top cycle Mike against you
• 1:55:32
  money for me. Like we could have brought out
• 1:55:35
  the everyone in that. Last.
• 1:55:36
  Night and I was like, doesn't matter, it's all downhill from
• 1:55:39
  here lads, we go on go. On Stop it, do the raffle.
• 1:55:44
  Come on. There was no raffle.
• 1:55:46
  It was on the on the. Attack.
• 1:55:47
  Show. Yes.
• 1:55:48
  Yeah, it was one of the. A pound.
• 1:55:52
  A ticket as well. Scandalous.
• 1:55:54
  I think, wait, is that not the? Norm, I'm stripped on.
• 1:55:58
  This time I think if you had flipped.
• 1:56:02
  The main events. Of.
• 1:56:05
  Mystery 21 and. 21 1/2. I think you would have had.
• 1:56:11
  Genuine. Thoughts that we could do a
• 1:56:14
  title change mainly because Flash Morgan Webster is part.
• 1:56:21
  Of new wave. Academy and there is one in
• 1:56:24
  Canada I think. Has he not done Mystery?
• 1:56:27
  In Canada. Yet I'm sure, I'm sure I've seen
• 1:56:30
  him on it. I really sure he has.
• 1:56:34
  Well, yeah, I know what you mean.
• 1:56:34
  It seemed more feasible. That it could have been a win
• 1:56:37
  there rather than so. He could easily have had him.
• 1:56:42
  Win the title, title, go to Canada and lose it.
• 1:56:48
  And there was there would have been genuine thoughts of oh, we
• 1:56:52
  might see a title change. Yeah, I.
• 1:56:56
  Didn't I didn't feel that at all in this.
• 1:56:58
  In in this one. But like I say, it was overall
• 1:57:02
  the whole show just talked about him was a lot of fun.
• 1:57:06
  Everybody was laughing from like before the freaking show even
• 1:57:10
  started going. Everybody was laughing.
• 1:57:14
  Matches of the night for me. Gene Money Psycho.
• 1:57:19
  Mike and then the. Runner up is the oh, now it's
• 1:57:23
  hard that one, but I'm going to have to say Sasquatch and Top
• 1:57:26
  Dog. I was going to say, I think for
• 1:57:32
  me. Just just for the the.
• 1:57:33
  Me going, I have no idea what's happening.
• 1:57:36
  In this I'm I'm entertained. I'm sports entertained to hell
• 1:57:39
  but I couldn't tell you what happened.
• 1:57:42
  I think my favourite 1 was. Psycho Mike.
• 1:57:45
  And Gene, but I think my second. Favourite match on that?
• 1:57:50
  Whole card was probably Rio and Cristara.
• 1:57:53
  It was brilliant match but. But.
• 1:57:57
  That's not the wrestling, yes. I didn't come and watch that.
• 1:58:01
  I would have got. I could get that.
• 1:58:06
  Anywhere 3rd place I'd. Probably put the world of sport.
• 1:58:09
  Entertainment match but I've just lost track and I'm getting
• 1:58:15
  old so I don't. Always remember things what
• 1:58:17
  they. Could have done with was.
• 1:58:18
  I know it's probably going to. Cost a fortune for overlays but
• 1:58:21
  put like, you know, like on FIFA, they have those circles
• 1:58:23
  around you with arrows of who's fighting who.
• 1:58:26
  That'd have been helpful. Just just have people in the
• 1:58:30
  crowd of. Arrows just going.
• 1:58:33
  Like I need to watch it back. So I can hear.
• 1:58:36
  Maybe Simon and Uno keep track, but I don't think they'll
• 1:58:40
  manage. I don't know, I think they
• 1:58:42
  completely lost. Like I said.
• 1:58:44
  It. Just became lawless like and it.
• 1:58:46
  Was beautiful possible way. Respectfully, it was.
• 1:58:49
  The best possible but since the whole weekend.
• 1:58:54
  I will say this very quickly. On the World of Sport
• 1:58:57
  Entertainment match I'd brought it up on chat and I said I hope
• 1:59:02
  they keep to tradition of the referee not going to ground and
• 1:59:06
  counting and just standing and going 123 and they did and I was
• 1:59:12
  so Cecil big man. Told you overall.
• 1:59:20
  How would you? How?
• 1:59:21
  Would you rate the the evening of weekend the highest possible
• 1:59:27
  rating? I can give it out of the.
• 1:59:28
  Highest possible rating I can give it π out of Infinity.
• 1:59:33
  Now it was, it was, it wasn't just the shows, like for me, it
• 1:59:37
  was a getting away from home for the first time in a very long
• 1:59:40
  time. Just on my own, seeing people
• 1:59:42
  I've not seen in a long time, spending time with them, like
• 1:59:46
  same people who I know have been through some stuff recently and
• 1:59:48
  I'm going to sit down and have a chat with them and like a beer
• 1:59:51
  and, you know, and then actually going to see like great
• 1:59:55
  wrestling, silly wrestling, getting to see your lovely
• 1:59:59
  faces. It's it's what for me wrestling
• 2:00:02
  is all about. I like, you know, I watch AW at
• 2:00:04
  a big arena and stuff because there's production values and
• 2:00:08
  all that stuff. But I also like going It was
• 2:00:10
  sweaty church all with a knackered bingo sign.
• 2:00:13
  And that's better than me because that's when you're going
• 2:00:15
  to see the people of you. Know you can go and speak.
• 2:00:18
  To them afterwards and go, you're a dickhead.
• 2:00:20
  You don't do that because that's rude, but like you know, I mean,
• 2:00:22
  you can go and talk to them and be like, I really enjoyed that.
• 2:00:25
  Thank you. Here's some money.
• 2:00:26
  Thank you for risking your your knees and neck for my
• 2:00:29
  entertainment. That's for me.
• 2:00:31
  I love. That more than anything else.
• 2:00:32
  That's. That's.
• 2:00:33
  The my. Brother is the same thing.
• 2:00:34
  Now my brother gets it. He's like, I don't really give a
• 2:00:36
  shit about the big stuff. It's it's this that that sells
• 2:00:40
  me on it. Yeah, we're the same.
• 2:00:42
  We like it's. About there's just no just going
• 2:00:47
  to an indie show. In a in a random venue.
• 2:00:49
  Somewhere there's just no nothing I can get.
• 2:00:52
  You meet so many characters, so many friends, everybody
• 2:00:55
  genuinely friendly. It's I've I've only ever come up
• 2:01:00
  against a couple of assholes, but you never see him again.
• 2:01:04
  Because I never see. Him again, Yeah, it's it's it's
• 2:01:07
  yeah, the wrestling community in IDBC has a bad reputation,
• 2:01:11
  whatever. But like, it's not people.
• 2:01:14
  That's not my no, and that's not my experience of it either.
• 2:01:18
  It's. Generally it's quite a lovely
• 2:01:19
  place. So it was, it was nice and we've
• 2:01:22
  not been like yourself, we've not been able to get away for a
• 2:01:25
  long time. I had to keep close to the
• 2:01:27
  hospital, couldn't go too fast. This was the first time I could
• 2:01:31
  do that. What a show to do that for.
• 2:01:36
  So even though. I was genuinely.
• 2:01:38
  Fucking suffering I was having. Like that is the best medicine,
• 2:01:42
  isn't it? Like and so yeah, it overdosed
• 2:01:45
  stuff if it was on Sundays. Yeah, that's I couldn't have
• 2:01:49
  done. I couldn't have.
• 2:01:50
  Done both, it's a good job. I didn't do both but.
• 2:01:54
  Yeah, if you can get yourself to like if they come back.
• 2:01:57
  And you can get to 1 go. If you can't watch it on the
• 2:01:59
  Twitch, go to their website and Patreon and buy it.
• 2:02:04
  And there's a load of free stuff on YouTube to put out.
• 2:02:07
  Yeah. But also constantly.
• 2:02:10
  Share free. Matches no that.
• 2:02:12
  Go to your. Local indie show there will be.
• 2:02:14
  One near you, go and watch it because it won't be this, but
• 2:02:18
  there'll be silly bollocks on it.
• 2:02:20
  Yeah, some of them do. Like future shop like.
• 2:02:23
  To do their kind of comedy and like theme shows, attack, True
• 2:02:27
  Grit. There's so many of them all up
• 2:02:30
  and down. This is just the northwest.
• 2:02:31
  There's there's, Yeah, but the one near.
• 2:02:33
  You and you'll have the best night of your life Don't take it
• 2:02:37
  too seriously Have a couple of beers and just you'll have a
• 2:02:41
  whale of a time you can help things well we.
• 2:02:44
  We actually have. I'd say we as if I work for
• 2:02:47
  them. Future shock In a couple of
• 2:02:50
  months time we have the future. Shock.
• 2:02:54
  Men's championship being defended at the Fairfield Social
• 2:03:00
  Club. Champion taking on Henry the
• 2:03:05
  eighth as you do. Oh, because they're doing the
• 2:03:11
  horrible history. Show.
• 2:03:12
  Aren't they histories? Well, it didn't happen, is it
• 2:03:14
  not? It should have.
• 2:03:16
  Happened. On.
• 2:03:18
  January and the chain to that show, that wrestling show called
• 2:03:24
  the Lolly, which was like friends theme, but it was
• 2:03:27
  basically just Lolly and it ended up with, I mean, I don't
• 2:03:32
  want to spoil the illusion, but Slam Johnson coming dressed out
• 2:03:36
  as Henry the eighth I've seen, which I said months.
• 2:03:40
  Once that horrible. History show got announced, I
• 2:03:43
  said he has to come out as Henry the Eighth.
• 2:03:45
  He's almost there. It's so weird.
• 2:03:50
  To the to the Godfather. 'S feet.
• 2:03:54
  Greensleeves. So the historical inaccuracies.
• 2:03:58
  Are going to make me. Angry you don't get Isaac.
• 2:04:02
  North, with his new bald head of.
• 2:04:03
  Stupid deaths. Like come on, what are we doing?
• 2:04:10
  But yes, you go to an indie show.
• 2:04:12
  Your local indie show, who knows what you might see or who you
• 2:04:16
  might see. Like you could even see Mr
• 2:04:18
  Blobby. That is a sentence that is true.
• 2:04:21
  Yeah. You could see Dave Benson
• 2:04:22
  Phillips in a in a. Gunge match?
• 2:04:25
  Yeah. Which?
• 2:04:25
  Yeah. Random Coronation Street.
• 2:04:29
  Actually, Peacock, who is? Sausages at people.
• 2:04:32
  Who knows what you might find it's assaulted by?
• 2:04:35
  One of them. We've we've said this for.
• 2:04:37
  Ages on on. On Danny Bacon, it's just like
• 2:04:40
  it's the most fun you can have. We've took absolute loads of
• 2:04:43
  people and they've even if they don't like wrestling, they go,
• 2:04:46
  yeah, I can see why you like this because it's, it's, it's
• 2:04:49
  silly and it's violent and you can yell stuff and no one it's
• 2:04:55
  not, it's so good. You can just like rather it's
• 2:04:58
  not horrible. But if you do that, you're a
• 2:05:00
  Dick head anyway. But yeah, you can just have
• 2:05:03
  it's, it's just a very cathartic breathing experience and you get
• 2:05:07
  to meet lovely, lovely people like.
• 2:05:12
  Yourselves. I was going to say that by.
• 2:05:13
  That was implied by the hand gestures.
• 2:05:15
  You see, and some places do really cheap here, yeah, you get
• 2:05:18
  bracelets you'll. You'll some bases do.
• 2:05:21
  Jameson's really, really cheap. You'll have an adventure.
• 2:05:24
  That's the best thing about it is you'll have you'll have an
• 2:05:27
  evening to talk about for months to come.
• 2:05:29
  I guarantee nobody will believe a word you say.
• 2:05:34
  Which? I'd say falls.
• 2:05:36
  Very nicely transitioning even to.
• 2:05:45
  Hello. I'm Jay Sherman and this is
• 2:05:48
  coming attractions because I'm going to slot that little bit in
• 2:05:51
  where the gap was I'm going. To go all in towers, you think?
• 2:05:56
  Because. There's not enough Jay Sherman.
• 2:05:58
  Clips of the Critic I. Feel on wrestling podcasts.
• 2:06:01
  So there you go. That's why we, I, I will say I
• 2:06:05
  have asked permission from Nikki to use that, not to be fair.
• 2:06:11
  It's. Your bit you thought of it.
• 2:06:15
  Time you want. Disbelief, Nikki.
• 2:06:17
  You're supposed to disbelief. This thing yes, I authorised the
• 2:06:21
  usage. Of this segment in this podcast
• 2:06:23
  from my podcast you have to pay like tithe.
• 2:06:27
  Though. The first grain.
• 2:06:31
  Of the of the. Of the harvest has to go to your
• 2:06:34
  lad. Yeah, yes.
• 2:06:37
  What's happening? This feels like.
• 2:06:39
  That match now like I don't know what's happening, it's all got
• 2:06:42
  away from us and it a bit like upcoming interactions.
• 2:06:45
  What have you got so? This coming Monday.
• 2:06:49
  Night at the new venue of Gorilla, which is facing the O2
• 2:06:54
  Ritz in Manchester. Top Box Catch Pro Wrestling with
• 2:06:58
  Intent celebrates its 6th anniversary show.
• 2:07:03
  Yeah. I've got in a cart.
• 2:07:05
  Mate, and we will quickly run down the card because I was
• 2:07:09
  going to say we all have homes to go to, but we're already in
• 2:07:13
  it. Yeah, I know, but I've got to go
• 2:07:14
  and change. The light bulb in the bathroom.
• 2:07:16
  We have to shower by like candlelight.
• 2:07:18
  Last night, it was, it was. It was powerfully erotic, but
• 2:07:21
  also it felt like, like I had tuberculosis in Victorian times.
• 2:07:25
  It was, yeah. Did you have to like take the
• 2:07:28
  lid off and just bloat and then? Put the the frame back on.
• 2:07:32
  No, I showered with the candle in one of those holders like I.
• 2:07:34
  Held one arm out and did that and then switched it over as as
• 2:07:40
  Mrs Doyle. Once said.
• 2:07:42
  Put a miner's lamp on to do yeah, get a good.
• 2:07:45
  Mental image there. I have my clothes on.
• 2:07:48
  I'm not a pervert. And if anyone.
• 2:07:52
  Is interested, we will put the. Telephone number at the end of
• 2:07:56
  this podcast, not mine. Behind the pay wall.
• 2:08:05
  The card. So we have Troy Ryan taking on
• 2:08:11
  Brady Phillips. Sexy Kevin.
• 2:08:14
  Lloyd. Going up against.
• 2:08:17
  Ian Skinner. I don't call him Sexy Kevin.
• 2:08:21
  Lloyd, he hates that he's just Kevin Lloyd now.
• 2:08:25
  Eitenstein, your boy? Yeah, my number.
• 2:08:28
  One gives a boy Busick. Oh, see that alone?
• 2:08:32
  Is worth the money. Because Steen's going to get his
• 2:08:35
  face caged in. Because Busick's a mania.
• 2:08:38
  He's an animal. Especially since he's got his
• 2:08:41
  hair cut, has he? Got it cut, No.
• 2:08:45
  Yeah, he. Looks he looks like he would.
• 2:08:47
  He looks like he does like. Dog fighting in the East End,
• 2:08:50
  but he fights. The dogs.
• 2:08:52
  Now, like, yeah, because last time I saw him, he's growing his
• 2:08:55
  hair back. No, no, it's even more scary,
• 2:08:58
  yeah. No, no recent.
• 2:09:00
  On the last tree grit I know his hair was gone Dec.
• 2:09:07
  McCarthy. Against Henry Faust, which I'm
• 2:09:10
  looking for. Henry Faust, the Comedy.
• 2:09:12
  Wrestler No No. There was 1.
• 2:09:17
  At one of the cat. Shows he was like he was like a
• 2:09:18
  stand up comedian. He was a wrestler.
• 2:09:20
  Oh, that's that's Nathan Black. I would love this, but I don't.
• 2:09:24
  Like it? That's just me.
• 2:09:26
  Yeah, that's Nathan Black. But I love, I love Nathan Black.
• 2:09:29
  It's fine. It's fine, It's just I.
• 2:09:30
  Think it might have got me on a bad day.
• 2:09:31
  I think it was just after my mate tipped a lot of beer over
• 2:09:33
  the merch table so I was in a bad mood.
• 2:09:36
  I know he was having a go at fans.
• 2:09:39
  From what I was when I say. Having a go at fans.
• 2:09:42
  In character. Oh yeah, that's what he does,
• 2:09:45
  yeah. That's what he does, yeah.
• 2:09:46
  Just just double checking. So I'm not.
• 2:09:48
  Sued. We have three title matches,
• 2:09:55
  Lily Winter against Lucy Sky, All or Nothing, where the
• 2:10:00
  stipulation is if Lily Winter loses she will go back to
• 2:10:07
  becoming a ring announcer. We have.
• 2:10:12
  For the GMAC title. Or the Greater Manchester chip
• 2:10:18
  for? Those that do not know what it
• 2:10:20
  is. We have one of those.
• 2:10:22
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's catches.
• 2:10:24
  Oh. It's catches, catches belt
• 2:10:26
  basically. I'll I'll tell you a funny story
• 2:10:28
  in a second. Big T defends against Sam Bailey
• 2:10:34
  and your main. Event.
• 2:10:37
  Of the show, he's Scott versus Scotty.
• 2:10:42
  Scott Olbermann challenges The Catch champion Scotty Rock.
• 2:10:50
  I am. You should.
• 2:10:52
  Say stupid. Sexy Scott Olbermann.
• 2:10:55
  He is really right. He's got.
• 2:10:59
  Very, very. He's very well spoken.
• 2:11:01
  He's very quiet. I did like his post that he's he
• 2:11:05
  put on. Earlier going on about maybe I
• 2:11:08
  should grow a beard and go for a new look.
• 2:11:12
  He could just comb his hair down.
• 2:11:13
  Into a beard shave. My was it shave my head?
• 2:11:18
  I'm thinking, Oh, my brother wouldn't like that he's gone.
• 2:11:21
  Are you open? You're in a bad moment here.
• 2:11:23
  All of my booing finally got to him.
• 2:11:26
  But no, at the last catch show Scotty Rock against Teddy Ray
• 2:11:30
  was legitimately one of the best matches I've seen.
• 2:11:32
  Like it was. It was fantastic.
• 2:11:34
  Even though the ceiling lights fell on them like they just
• 2:11:36
  powered through. It was.
• 2:11:37
  I think Greenwood had to effectively get some.
• 2:11:41
  Sellotape and. Pin the cable.
• 2:11:44
  Up it was, it was sellotape and it was that little sellotape you
• 2:11:47
  get. From like a child's pencil case.
• 2:11:50
  Not even duct tape? Nope.
• 2:11:52
  It was sellotape. It was a little.
• 2:11:53
  Tiny wee sellotape. Because I'm just watching
• 2:11:57
  because that's. What wrestling is.
• 2:12:00
  That's to say that's that's that's so wonderfully built
• 2:12:03
  race. I was like.
• 2:12:04
  Why has no one got any cable ties?
• 2:12:05
  Come on in. The House in the House of
• 2:12:07
  Nomads? No, that's banging kind of shed
• 2:12:13
  and we have to have Sellotape. Yeah, it's an absolutely
• 2:12:18
  banking. Card gorillas like a good.
• 2:12:19
  Venue. It's a decent sized venue as
• 2:12:21
  well for it because there's a little, there's a little stage
• 2:12:24
  and everything. It's slightly bigger than the
• 2:12:25
  Bread shed. It's a mezzanine.
• 2:12:28
  I enjoy those pizzas. Last time I was in.
• 2:12:32
  There I was, my mates were going to watch a band and.
• 2:12:34
  The singer came out with a loaf of bread on his hand and I left
• 2:12:37
  because I thought, sounds about right.
• 2:12:41
  Yeah, yeah, I just went and drank cocktails and then.
• 2:12:46
  I can't remember William Regal that meet.
• 2:12:49
  And greet, all right. I was going to say just.
• 2:12:52
  I. Think I think a few of them.
• 2:12:54
  Tend to do like their. Little, it's a good a bit of
• 2:12:57
  book signings and stuff there, yeah.
• 2:12:59
  It's it's a good sized room. I had a weird interaction with
• 2:13:02
  him. Yes.
• 2:13:04
  Is it better than Uncle Ryan? 'S when he showed up wearing
• 2:13:06
  jobbers. If you don't listen to the
• 2:13:12
  dammit vacant episode where we listened.
• 2:13:14
  Where we interviewed Uncle Ryan, he told us how he went to
• 2:13:16
  Newcastle and like, went for a wee outside the car and the wee
• 2:13:20
  blew back on him. So he ended up wearing Jonpas.
• 2:13:22
  Like ladies Jonpas to meet William Ward.
• 2:13:26
  Yeah, it was some spare. Trousers in the boot and they
• 2:13:28
  were these basically like it's a great story, it's a good.
• 2:13:33
  Story I'll have to. Go through that tomorrow.
• 2:13:35
  It's. It lives on in.
• 2:13:36
  My head because I'm just like. Yep.
• 2:13:38
  That's the kind of thing don't expect.
• 2:13:40
  Yeah, it's very. Yeah, it's very Uncle Ryan.
• 2:13:45
  I mean I mean this. Time.
• 2:13:46
  There's times in work when. I'll flick through what I can
• 2:13:49
  listen to and I'll put Damn it Vacant on and I'll be convinced.
• 2:13:56
  By episode out and I realised I've.
• 2:13:59
  Put it on like oldest first. I'm thinking this is way way oh,
• 2:14:03
  never go to the big. Never start at the beginning.
• 2:14:05
  They're awful. I keep trying to remove them,
• 2:14:07
  but John's like leave them on. I'm like, but they're three
• 2:14:10
  hours of me. I was drunkenly rambling because
• 2:14:13
  it's during it was. No, it was.
• 2:14:15
  No, it's. During COVID and it was bad.
• 2:14:18
  It was it was real bad. I mean, they're still bad.
• 2:14:20
  They're shorter now. I always love your kind of like.
• 2:14:26
  20 minute ones of like OPW or if you've been to a show, well
• 2:14:31
  that's real because it's like when.
• 2:14:33
  You do the show normally. It's like, I don't care, I just
• 2:14:38
  like. Anything goes and.
• 2:14:40
  When it's on your own you almost put on like a Radio 4 voice.
• 2:14:44
  Oh I write a script and everything mate, I don't care
• 2:14:46
  sometimes. Proper profession sometimes.
• 2:14:49
  See that? Yeah.
• 2:14:52
  We've got a medal. Best Podcast.
• 2:14:54
  Ever went on? Was yours?
• 2:14:56
  It was for the stuff so but. Speak Speaking of.
• 2:14:59
  OPW Saturday the 31st is their next show, The Overboard.
• 2:15:05
  Rumble because we're. Approaching Rumble season, which
• 2:15:08
  has got some banging stuff on it.
• 2:15:10
  I haven't got the card up at the moment because I'm too lazy, but
• 2:15:15
  Terry Ray's there, he's going to.
• 2:15:16
  Take it's it's. Like I said before, I've said
• 2:15:19
  many times Odyssey is is my favourite promotion just because
• 2:15:23
  it's it's family friendly, but it has stories that make sense
• 2:15:26
  and doesn't try and dumb it down.
• 2:15:29
  And it's got silent Mark who's incredibly funny again, Rick
• 2:15:32
  Mail enthusiast and it's just yeah, you've been the one that
• 2:15:37
  like the weirdest entrance I've ever seen of.
• 2:15:40
  Was it the? VC connection?
• 2:15:42
  Oh mate with the with the little connections.
• 2:15:45
  Yeah, but see that's. Like the 4th or 5th?
• 2:15:47
  One, when they first came out, they were heels and they got
• 2:15:49
  booed. Next time they came up with a
• 2:15:50
  bubble machine and that song and everyone, it's over as hell,
• 2:15:54
  like, and so try bubbles. Try Ryan.
• 2:15:59
  Yeah. Well.
• 2:16:00
  It's close to people. In Morecambe, get to being
• 2:16:01
  clean. To be fair, to be fair.
• 2:16:10
  I I was sat with. My mate that's from.
• 2:16:12
  Morecambe and it was his first ever time watching a wrestling
• 2:16:16
  show. And he did loosely say something
• 2:16:18
  like that to me. Oh, if you ever come when I
• 2:16:21
  introduce. You to all the characters, long
• 2:16:23
  coat pizza wheels. There's loads, yeah, that woman
• 2:16:27
  that brings a dog. It was I think I had a.
• 2:16:32
  Couple of characters in front of me where?
• 2:16:34
  Oh yeah, it's great. And they're all the same people.
• 2:16:37
  They used to be Johnny Side. There's nothing but characters
• 2:16:40
  at the. Scene There used to be used to
• 2:16:41
  be a guy I called Johnny Muscles.
• 2:16:43
  He's not been for a while. There was an old man who used to
• 2:16:45
  show up in really spangly like game show jackets.
• 2:16:47
  I used to not be there. I hope he's not dead.
• 2:16:50
  But yeah, it's just good. And it's when you go to the same
• 2:16:52
  place over and over and over again, you get to know these
• 2:16:54
  people. You don't speak to them because.
• 2:17:00
  But yeah, but no the the the show.
• 2:17:03
  Itself is. Brilliant, the people.
• 2:17:04
  Are brilliant. I'm only messing, you know?
• 2:17:06
  You know, I think of them sometimes.
• 2:17:08
  You're, you're the heal crowded. No, no it's not.
• 2:17:13
  Even that, like I said at the last show.
• 2:17:14
  They they did a, a table slice and chairs and for some reason
• 2:17:17
  they put our logo on one of the tables.
• 2:17:20
  I didn't ask them to and I genuinely couldn't stop
• 2:17:22
  laughing. And I went and asked like the
• 2:17:25
  Ethan, the owner was like, yeah, I just thought it was funny.
• 2:17:27
  And I was like, Oh no. It genuinely made me like I was
• 2:17:31
  because my nephew was like you. But you told them to do that,
• 2:17:33
  man, if I told them to do that, they wouldn't do it, right.
• 2:17:36
  I'm not that big headed to think that.
• 2:17:38
  Have you got their own podcast? When I saw that.
• 2:17:41
  Table come out, I took a photo and I.
• 2:17:43
  Sent it you, I thought see what was on the table.
• 2:17:46
  Yeah. But that's that's just the
• 2:17:50
  thing. You get to know these people.
• 2:17:51
  You get to talk to them. It's lovely.
• 2:17:52
  It's a great time. Yeah, you have fun.
• 2:17:55
  Plus you get to see a person using flip flops.
• 2:17:57
  And using using a petrol canister on someone's head being
• 2:18:01
  launched. Oh, Isaac.
• 2:18:04
  Win. Isaac win but Fox making a good
• 2:18:06
  weapon to be fair. Yeah, speak to any Indian
• 2:18:10
  mother. Yeah.
• 2:18:13
  Yeah. So that's that.
• 2:18:15
  Yeah, I've. Got nothing.
• 2:18:19
  Till February I've got two things back-to-back.
• 2:18:23
  I've got N Wrestling on the 20th of Feb which will be fun.
• 2:18:30
  It always is. And that one's in Leeds can only
• 2:18:33
  make it to the Leeds one because it's fucking impossible to drive
• 2:18:36
  to. Like why is it such an ass to
• 2:18:37
  drive to Newcastle? It is.
• 2:18:41
  It's such an ass. It's so out of the way it.
• 2:18:44
  Shouldn't be that difficult? I don't know.
• 2:18:48
  Why it's so? Hard.
• 2:18:48
  It's such a pain but anyway I love.
• 2:18:50
  Newcastle, but it's pain to drive there and then Burnley Pro
• 2:18:55
  Wrestling. I may be going along with the
• 2:18:57
  Hot Tag Foundation to Burnley Pro on the 21st of Feb and and
• 2:19:06
  Louis will be there as well in the hot Tag bell and everything.
• 2:19:10
  And I'm going to go help out at the stand with sign making and
• 2:19:16
  all that fun stuff. So currently that's where I will
• 2:19:20
  be. Obviously it's always like
• 2:19:22
  pencilled in it's there's a reason for the name.
• 2:19:27
  That's me on on the Sunday after more on Sunday the. 1st of
• 2:19:30
  February, Grand Pro doing their show up in Wigan Affton Rd.
• 2:19:36
  It's like, it's a really nice venue and yeah, it's a really
• 2:19:39
  good venue. It's like an old bingo dance
• 2:19:41
  hall but it's all here. Wigan.
• 2:19:44
  Wigan, Athan. Road in Wigan.
• 2:19:46
  Grand Pro 00. OK.
• 2:19:47
  Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.
• 2:19:49
  Whether or not we're going. My brother wants to go, but he
• 2:19:52
  doesn't want to take the kids. Well, we bought them chips.
• 2:19:56
  Last time they didn't eat them because.
• 2:19:57
  They don't eat chips. I was like, why did you let us
• 2:19:58
  buy you chips then? Because kids are idiots.
• 2:20:00
  But there isn't like several matches on it.
• 2:20:02
  They're great. There's a 5 track, 5 track, five
• 2:20:05
  way winner gets a shot at the title between Isaac N Tony
• 2:20:08
  Wright, she's sorry, stupid sexy Tony Wright, Joey Hayes,
• 2:20:13
  toughest man on the estate, Mickey Barnes and Teddy Ray
• 2:20:16
  right now. That alone there is worth your
• 2:20:18
  money. And we've also got Sam Gradwell
• 2:20:21
  against Brady Phillips. And what was the other one?
• 2:20:25
  Oh, you're you're GPW British new champion Sonia Derson
• 2:20:30
  against George Hunter. And I think Sandy Beach and
• 2:20:33
  RPDRPD done a betray at the last and I'm waiting for that I'm.
• 2:20:38
  Waiting for that other shoe to drop.
• 2:20:40
  And it's never going to happen. But we've been hope.
• 2:20:44
  Oh, it might. So at Ground Pro, Yeah, he's
• 2:20:46
  done a. Betray and me and my brother.
• 2:20:48
  Were laughing and everyone else was booing and I was like
• 2:20:50
  curling, yeah. Because yeah, I.
• 2:20:55
  Think that's me? There's probably a Bolton
• 2:20:57
  wrestling show in there as well at some point because it seems
• 2:20:59
  about 1:00 every week at the moment.
• 2:21:01
  I mean, I've I'm just looking at my schedule.
• 2:21:04
  Let's I'm waiting for infamous to.
• 2:21:07
  Announce if they've got any shows coming up.
• 2:21:10
  Was it I could be in Huddersfield?
• 2:21:12
  On Sunday for Tidal, because they've got a women's or all
• 2:21:20
  women's card and one of the other I was trying to get the
• 2:21:25
  card but it's I got distracted by a promo with Big T crashing
• 2:21:30
  the Future Shop Performance Centre.
• 2:21:34
  So title on Sunday on wheels, double header.
• 2:21:38
  To be fair, the thing says the What was it?
• 2:21:44
  What happens when the double Decker of British wrestling
• 2:21:46
  collides with the coach? That's.
• 2:21:51
  What it says anyway? Title possibly on Sunday, Catch
• 2:21:57
  on Monday. I will be there.
• 2:22:00
  TNT in Liverpool, I'm doing their double header.
• 2:22:05
  I'm in the Merseyside Massacre, you're in.
• 2:22:07
  Morgan. Yeah, Merseyside.
• 2:22:09
  Massacre. Future shock?
• 2:22:12
  On the. 1st of February Salford City Wrestling on the Oh Christ
• 2:22:20
  I forgot about that so. I cannot wait.
• 2:22:23
  I want to go. But they sold out.
• 2:22:26
  I've missed the last two due to. Logistical reasons and I I yeah.
• 2:22:31
  And I was so happy when big. T came out because I was the
• 2:22:35
  only one that knew who he was. It's a good.
• 2:22:39
  It's a good Simon Miller and Tony Wright.
• 2:22:41
  Debut in at this one, haven't they?
• 2:22:43
  Yeah. So it's Simon Miller against.
• 2:22:46
  Jensen Vesper. There you go.
• 2:22:51
  So you've got Natalie Sykes. Versus Saxa, that's the one I
• 2:22:56
  was trying to think of Zach's. Getting all over the place in
• 2:22:59
  Greek Alex boiling versus. Connor.
• 2:23:02
  Patrick Riley, you've got Bentley versus Decker.
• 2:23:06
  Versus Tony Wright. Versus big D, big T, big T,
• 2:23:11
  Zumba weights versus the bigger picture.
• 2:23:15
  And is that it? Oh, no, Jensen Simon Miller will
• 2:23:19
  be in action and that's Jensen Vesper.
• 2:23:23
  Yeah, OK. That's a good.
• 2:23:24
  Solid cab, yeah. It always is, Salford.
• 2:23:26
  Like, I've never been to a bad one.
• 2:23:28
  I mean, I've been to most of them.
• 2:23:30
  But yeah, it's always, always a good cab.
• 2:23:33
  Yeah. And then?
• 2:23:35
  Leeds on the 20 hopefully road trip buddies. 21st is I don't
• 2:23:50
  really know. Oh.
• 2:23:52
  Trying to figure out what I've. Wrote For the Love of Future
• 2:23:56
  Shock during the whole For the Love of Wrestling convention.
• 2:24:00
  They have the card I will come to at a later date, but they've
• 2:24:09
  operated. A.
• 2:24:10
  Lot of people, some of the guests on that show.
• 2:24:16
  So I will be there. They'll leave it for for
• 2:24:20
  February because we've got 2 / 2 hours.
• 2:24:24
  Yeah, but a lot of them to be an end.
• 2:24:27
  Yeah, yeah, be brutal. Yeah.
• 2:24:32
  At any point where I'm. Talking.
• 2:24:33
  Get rid of it. So I'll leave it.
• 2:24:35
  I I say you specifically. Highlight those.
• 2:24:37
  Moments. No no.
• 2:24:40
  Or just replace it with. Like the sound of heavy
• 2:24:42
  machinery every time he opens his mouth.
• 2:24:45
  I just want to every. Time.
• 2:24:46
  Yeah, like. A drill, Yeah.
• 2:24:48
  Like in the film Screamers. Yeah, so.
• 2:24:54
  Yeah, something that wasn't supposed to take that long.
• 2:24:58
  Yeah. That's it where we both say I
• 2:25:01
  can only do an hour and we're both here like 3 hours later.
• 2:25:04
  I as is the way I understand why soup has a time limit now.
• 2:25:08
  Yeah, yeah. I'm I am stuck in his chair now
• 2:25:11
  though. Unfortunately, Oh, Mike can come
• 2:25:13
  and get you out of it. I'm not going.
• 2:25:15
  To have to, I'm going to go and stumble up, I'm going.
• 2:25:17
  To try and not fall. Off the bathtub.
• 2:25:19
  Now while I've changed the light bulb fall off the bathtub.
• 2:25:25
  I'm not. And why can you stop recording?
• 2:25:28
  Say goodbye. I don't want to tell you my
• 2:25:30
  embarrassing beer death experience.
• 2:25:34
  Yeah. That was literally our our Welsh
• 2:25:37
  weekend. While we all have lives to live,
• 2:25:43
  trying to get out of chairs, trying to do light bulbs.
• 2:25:47
  The intro was strong. The.
• 2:25:49
  Intro We need wrestling because this is what we're dealing with.
• 2:25:54
  In real life, we can't function as real people.
• 2:25:56
  No, we suck. No, we don't deal.
• 2:25:59
  With real life. Thank you for inviting me on
• 2:26:02
  here to talk about mystery. Wrestling.
• 2:26:03
  I appreciate it. Thank you.
• 2:26:04
  There was some talk about mystery wrestling.
• 2:26:06
  I remember that. I you know I have no outro.
• 2:26:10
  For this so just play the music better and just wave by.