Latest / The Ben Maller Show / The Fifth Hour: "Necessary Pushback" Mail Bag
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Kabbooms.
- 0:02Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
- 0:05Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
- 0:09Speaker 2: of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He
- 0:12Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
- 0:15Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow, it's the clearinghouse
- 0:19Speaker 2: of hot takes. Break free for something special. The Fifth
- 0:23Speaker 2: Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
- 0:28Speaker 1: In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben
- 0:34Speaker 1: Maller and Danny g Radio in NFL Sunday. It's week
- 0:40Speaker 1: number four, the full week. We had that appetizer the
- 0:42Speaker 1: other night on Thursday. We actually was a good game,
- 0:44Speaker 1: well relatively speaking for teams. You don't really care about
- 0:47Speaker 1: the Seahawks and the Cardinals. But we're back at it today.
- 0:49Speaker 1: Danny Gee with us on the mail bag. He has
- 0:53Speaker 1: sashayed his way into the Fifth Hour podcast remote studio,
- 0:58Speaker 1: fingam a jig. That that's what we do is from
- 1:02Speaker 1: early on a Sunday morning, Danny and we have NFL football.
- 1:06Speaker 1: Very shortly. There's a game in Ireland today that'll be
- 1:09Speaker 1: kicking off. Yeah, what is up with that? Vikings and Steelers?
- 1:14Speaker 1: Do you see Aaron Rodgers complaining because the Steelers did
- 1:17Speaker 1: not go to Ireland early in the week and he
- 1:21Speaker 1: didn't have any to go out.
- 1:27Speaker 3: Insert baby crying effects here.
- 1:29Speaker 4: He said, it looks like a pretty country from the pictures.
- 1:35Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that he can afford to go there
- 1:37Speaker 1: on his own time, but I guess he wanted a
- 1:40Speaker 1: work life balance situation. Is that where he wanted to
- 1:43Speaker 1: go and enjoy the scenery and all that. And these
- 1:46Speaker 1: guys are such coddle babies, these professional athletes. Did you
- 1:50Speaker 1: see they were complaining because the Steelers did not fly
- 1:54Speaker 1: first class to Ireland. The Vikings had a first class
- 1:58Speaker 1: plane and the Steelers didn't have a first class plane.
- 2:01Speaker 1: And it's, uh, I gotta tell you again, Danny, we're
- 2:06Speaker 1: around the same age, Like this is one of those things, right,
- 2:09Speaker 1: It's like we were growing up. It's like you wore
- 2:12Speaker 1: that as a badge of honor, that you did it
- 2:14Speaker 1: the heart away. Right now it's you go on social
- 2:16Speaker 1: media and complain because you didn't have a nice enough
- 2:20Speaker 1: plane to go to Ireland.
- 2:22Speaker 4: Suck it, Steelers, because the immaculate reception actually hit the turf.
- 2:26Speaker 1: There you go, not that you're still bitter and broken about.
- 2:30Speaker 4: I wasn't around for it, but the video footage that
- 2:33Speaker 4: doesn't exist.
- 2:34Speaker 3: Yes, conspiracies, do do do do do do do do
- 2:38Speaker 3: do do do do do do.
- 2:39Speaker 1: What's gonna happen? Speaking of conspiracies, I saw this week
- 2:42Speaker 1: that they're planning on going back to the.
- 2:43Speaker 3: Moon Artemis two.
- 2:46Speaker 1: Is that a private thing or is that a NASA thing?
- 2:50Speaker 1: I think it's a NASA thing this time. Okay, all right,
- 2:54Speaker 1: So there's people that believe this was fake when they
- 2:57Speaker 1: went the first time. So are they going to say
- 2:59Speaker 1: this fake?
- 3:00Speaker 3: Also?
- 3:01Speaker 1: Is it what if it looks a lot different this
- 3:04Speaker 1: time because they have better cameras now than they did then, right?
- 3:08Speaker 4: People who say that the flag on the Moon wouldn't
- 3:11Speaker 4: have waved like that.
- 3:14Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard that, And then I think there was
- 3:18Speaker 1: an engineer that said the reason was it was like
- 3:21Speaker 1: that was because of the craft that landed on the
- 3:27Speaker 1: on the Moon. I forget, I have to go back
- 3:30Speaker 1: and check, but I heard an explanation why it was
- 3:34Speaker 1: like that. And then I've also those people that are
- 3:36Speaker 1: convinced it was filmed actually in southern California where we
- 3:40Speaker 1: are in the high desert, that they went out and
- 3:43Speaker 1: filmed it in the high desert in that So whatever, Well,
- 3:47Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll hear much more about that. When is
- 3:52Speaker 1: that going to happen, like ten years from now or something.
- 3:55Speaker 1: It always takes a long time for these things to happen.
- 3:57Speaker 4: Yeah, way before they jumped homeless people off from Palmdale.
- 4:02Speaker 1: Well they have more if they want to dump more
- 4:04Speaker 1: people off of Palmdale, there's plenty. Look at it, says
- 4:08Speaker 1: twenty twenty seven. That's not that far away. That's not
- 4:11Speaker 1: that far away, says a crew should be on the
- 4:14Speaker 1: lunar surface of the Moon in twenty twenty seven, and
- 4:19Speaker 1: says the land is being developed by space X. It's
- 4:23Speaker 1: not ready. It's not ready, and so okay, not worried
- 4:28Speaker 1: about that. We have NFL football today. And have you
- 4:33Speaker 1: given up on your Raiders yet? Danny one and two
- 4:35Speaker 1: are used to get looking forward to seeing them take
- 4:37Speaker 1: down the Bears today? Are you fired up for that?
- 4:40Speaker 4: The Chicago defense stinks against the run, and the Raiders
- 4:44Speaker 4: o line has been atrocious, as we mentioned last weekend
- 4:47Speaker 4: on the pod. Hopefully gent doesn't get hit behind the
- 4:50Speaker 4: line of scrimmage every time he touches the ball. Hopefully
- 4:53Speaker 4: Pete Carroll's son and dad stops being so damned stubborn
- 4:58Speaker 4: about how they pieced together that line.
- 5:01Speaker 1: That would be good. You have the highest paid offensive
- 5:03Speaker 1: coordinator in the NFL, Chip Kelly, you might want to
- 5:06Speaker 1: improve the offense and even the numbers of the Raiders
- 5:08Speaker 1: who put up on offense. At that game in Washington
- 5:10Speaker 1: that was there was some major garbage time stat stuffing.
- 5:13Speaker 1: Danny g As you you watched that game because Gino
- 5:17Speaker 1: had a couple of touchdowns on the fourth quarter and
- 5:19Speaker 1: a bunch of yards and he didn't really play all that. Well,
- 5:22Speaker 1: I'll be at the Ram game today. Rams are playing
- 5:26Speaker 1: Danny Dimes in the Colts.
- 5:28Speaker 4: Who are you don't say I'm gonna be at the
- 5:30Speaker 4: Rams game later today too?
- 5:32Speaker 1: Is that right? Look at you? Unbelievable, amazing. Where are
- 5:37Speaker 1: you're gonna be? Maybe we'll catch up? Who knows?
- 5:40Speaker 4: Our boss did a raffle back on Friday and Iowa
- 5:44Speaker 4: Sam won a pair of the tickets and I want
- 5:46Speaker 4: a pair of the tickets.
- 5:47Speaker 1: Look at that? Unbelievable. Yeah.
- 5:55Speaker 3: So when you're doing your whole media schmooze fest.
- 5:59Speaker 1: Well, if you want, I can bring you a little
- 6:01Speaker 1: gift packet if you want, are you going with your wife?
- 6:04Speaker 1: Who you're going with?
- 6:05Speaker 4: I got a few hours here to figure that out.
- 6:07Speaker 4: I have a couple of people fighting over the second
- 6:10Speaker 4: ticket I have.
- 6:11Speaker 1: I got you, I got you, all right, Well, that's cool.
- 6:13Speaker 1: I didn't know they had a raffle. I wasn't invited
- 6:16Speaker 1: to the raffle. I had no idea. Well, you don't
- 6:18Speaker 1: ever check your work emails. That's true, that is correct.
- 6:21Speaker 1: I do not check the work email at all. But
- 6:23Speaker 1: I will beat the game today, so I'm looking forward
- 6:25Speaker 1: to to seeing if the Rams can bounce back after
- 6:28Speaker 1: they coughed up a fur a ball against the Eagles.
- 6:31Speaker 1: What a terrible loss that was. And I'll be watching
- 6:33Speaker 1: on my laptop. While I'm watching the Ram game, I'll
- 6:36Speaker 1: be watching the Ravens and the Chiefs, which is the
- 6:39Speaker 1: big game in the late television window today, and then
- 6:44Speaker 1: tonight I will watch the Packers and the Dallas Cowboys.
- 6:49Speaker 1: So this should be a good day. And so last
- 6:51Speaker 1: day of the baseball season, last day of the regular
- 6:53Speaker 1: season in baseball. So there's still still some stuff, not much,
- 6:56Speaker 1: but still some stuff to be sorted out. Yay, all right,
- 7:00Speaker 1: let's get to the well, we'll catch up to the ramby.
- 7:03Speaker 1: Let's get to the mail bag. It's time for the
- 7:05Speaker 1: mail bag. Here we go.
- 7:07Speaker 3: It's this mail bag.
- 7:20Speaker 1: All right, very exciting. Thank you, ohio al. These are
- 7:23Speaker 1: actual letters by actual listeners. And if you'd like to
- 7:27Speaker 1: send a letter into the mail bag, you can do that.
- 7:30Speaker 1: Cara Real fifth hour at gmail dot com. That's Real
- 7:34Speaker 1: fifth hour at gmail dot com. First up on the
- 7:37Speaker 1: mail bag is Alf from Podcasts Gone By Alf Write
- 7:42Speaker 1: Sin says, first and foremost, why are AirPods so hard
- 7:45Speaker 1: to hang on to? I agree, I once dropped, Alf
- 7:49Speaker 1: says my AirPods at work under a paper cutter. And
- 7:53Speaker 1: by papercutter, I don't mean the kind you had in
- 7:56Speaker 1: grammar school. I mean the kind that weighs thousands of
- 7:59Speaker 1: pounds and has a forty five inch blade that weighs
- 8:04Speaker 1: fifty pounds? Does out you think Alf works at it's
- 8:08Speaker 1: like the office. He works at a paper mill. You
- 8:11Speaker 1: think he works at a paper company. I don't know anyway.
- 8:14Speaker 3: That's what it sounds like.
- 8:15Speaker 1: Yeah, it does, it says I like you. Ben was
- 8:19Speaker 1: on my hands and knees fishing around for a loan earbud,
- 8:24Speaker 1: only to move some machinery and find the missing earbud
- 8:28Speaker 1: broken due to my movements of set machinery, he says,
- 8:32Speaker 1: hashtag fun fact. Amazon sells individual buds that pair fine
- 8:38Speaker 1: with working earbuds. I did not know that.
- 8:40Speaker 3: Did you know that?
- 8:40Speaker 1: I didn't know that. So if you lose if you
- 8:42Speaker 1: lose an AirPod, you can get If you lose one,
- 8:45Speaker 1: you can get another one. That's pretty cool. Thank you.
- 8:48Speaker 3: Off.
- 8:49Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to remember that because I inevitably I'm
- 8:51Speaker 1: a klutz. I will absolutely lose them at some point.
- 8:55Speaker 1: I know it's going to happen. Although this week I
- 8:57Speaker 1: am proud of myself, Dany. I went to the gym
- 8:59Speaker 1: a couple time, and I made sure to not open
- 9:04Speaker 1: the air pods until I got into the gym, and
- 9:07Speaker 1: then when I got to the car after the gym,
- 9:10Speaker 1: I didn't take them out of my ears until the
- 9:13Speaker 1: door of the car was closed. Therefore they could not
- 9:17Speaker 1: fall out of the car and on to the turf
- 9:21Speaker 1: or the not the turf, the asphalt there and be lost.
- 9:25Speaker 3: So good job by you, thank you.
- 9:27Speaker 1: I appreciate that, and Alf says, secondly, going back to
- 9:31Speaker 1: Friday's pod, a little known fun fact about yours truly
- 9:35Speaker 1: is that my grandfather on my mother's side was a
- 9:40Speaker 1: lumberjack in ken Yet yesterday was lumberjack lumberjack Day, he says.
- 9:45Speaker 1: A unfund fact is that he met his untimely demise
- 9:49Speaker 1: in nineteen fifty two, when my mother was only sixteen
- 9:54Speaker 1: years old, due to a tree that he was cutting
- 9:57Speaker 1: falling the wrong way. Hashtag be downer. Wow, he says,
- 10:03Speaker 1: I thought these podcasts were supposed to be fun. At
- 10:05Speaker 1: least the audio quality is top not signed your favorite
- 10:08Speaker 1: audio snob. Yeah, no, Alf, you have high standards and
- 10:14Speaker 1: that's good. God forbid. Someone listening to a radio show
- 10:17Speaker 1: wants to actually hear the show. What's wrong with You?
- 10:20Speaker 1: Reggie from Detroit writes, and he says, hey guys, hey Ben,
- 10:23Speaker 1: what's going on with producer lead A Lap I listened
- 10:26Speaker 1: to your show and the Joners Show after yours. He's
- 10:29Speaker 1: been away for a while. Nobody's said anything from Reggie.
- 10:33Speaker 1: I have no idea, right, that's not my show. I
- 10:36Speaker 1: like Lee. I don't know what's going on with that,
- 10:39Speaker 1: and hopefully he'll be back.
- 10:41Speaker 3: But I was he just on vacation?
- 10:43Speaker 1: Maybe No, I don't think he was on vacation.
- 10:45Speaker 3: I don't.
- 10:46Speaker 1: I have no idea. Oh, so hopefully he'll be back again.
- 10:50Speaker 3: That's that's not right now and wake him up.
- 10:53Speaker 1: Yeah, probably not not a good idea. Next up, we
- 10:57Speaker 1: have what is this? Jose rights and it says mister
- 11:02Speaker 1: has a high band and mister g Jose here originally
- 11:05Speaker 1: from NorCal, now living somewhere in Massachusetts. As a kid
- 11:10Speaker 1: growing up, I was the biggest San Francisco Giants fan.
- 11:14Speaker 1: I never missed the game, even listening to games on
- 11:16Speaker 1: the radio when they were not on TV. Analytics and
- 11:21Speaker 1: the DH in the National League and interleague play ruined
- 11:25Speaker 1: baseball for me. The pitchers are soft as baby poop.
- 11:30Speaker 1: Oh lola. Now, I can't stand baseball. Jose says it
- 11:36Speaker 1: is boring. He says, like soccer. Do you think you'll
- 11:40Speaker 1: ever give up on the Dodgers. I know that's hard
- 11:44Speaker 1: for you because of your job, but the Dodgers suck
- 11:47Speaker 1: and are too soft. My daughter Marlene says, hi, she's
- 11:52Speaker 1: nine and nine says here she's beieve It says she's
- 11:56Speaker 1: nine and loves the podcast.
- 11:58Speaker 3: There you go.
- 11:58Speaker 1: Well, hello to Marlene, thank you for listening. And Jose,
- 12:02Speaker 1: will I ever give up the Dodgers, though the Dodgers
- 12:05Speaker 1: have kind of given up me though since they got Otani.
- 12:08Speaker 1: It's not the same. So let's just say I don't
- 12:11Speaker 1: have as much love for the Dodgers as I did
- 12:13Speaker 1: a few years ago. When they do you dirty, yeah,
- 12:16Speaker 1: you kind of move away from where you had been.
- 12:18Speaker 1: But that, you know, everyone's got decisions to make in life,
- 12:21Speaker 1: and what they make, you know, is in a decision
- 12:23Speaker 1: that the Dodger PR staff made their decision. And let's
- 12:26Speaker 1: just say, I'm not as engaged as I had been
- 12:28Speaker 1: in the past.
- 12:29Speaker 3: You missed that Angels type treatment that you was good.
- 12:33Speaker 1: Yeah, right, No, It's just it's been eye opening the
- 12:38Speaker 1: last couple of years. That's all I'll say. That's all
- 12:40Speaker 1: I'll say on that one. He also says, why don't
- 12:44Speaker 1: you put the meat and greet events on YouTube? We
- 12:47Speaker 1: love to see more of you guys. That is from
- 12:51Speaker 1: jose and his daughter Marlene. So sure. The only issue
- 12:57Speaker 1: with that is someone would have to record those things
- 13:02Speaker 1: for YouTube. The YouTube channel is run by Fox Sports
- 13:05Speaker 1: Radio and the IT department at Fox Sports Radio, and
- 13:11Speaker 1: the company has chosen to not invest in the meet
- 13:14Speaker 1: and greet. So these are things that we do on
- 13:16Speaker 1: our own. They don't give us any kind of a
- 13:18Speaker 1: budget because it's just our own event, so they'd have
- 13:22Speaker 1: to send somebody out there that would cost them money.
- 13:24Speaker 1: I'm guessing that will not happen, Jose, but I would
- 13:28Speaker 1: love for it. I've I've pitched for years that they
- 13:31Speaker 1: spend a little money, get some advertisers, Let's do a
- 13:33Speaker 1: bunch of meet and Greece. Let's do one every other
- 13:35Speaker 1: month and just go around and promote them in the
- 13:39Speaker 1: whole thing. But they've chosen to go a different direction
- 13:42Speaker 1: on that, so I don't think that's going to happen.
- 13:44Speaker 1: Ferg Dog in Fullerton, writes and says evening, gentlemen, Evening.
- 13:49Speaker 3: Says Fergie Ferg. Yeah, it's not the evening for us
- 13:53Speaker 3: right now.
- 13:54Speaker 1: Good news, guys, I finally completed my Disney autograph book. Well,
- 13:57Speaker 1: congratulations for a dog. I've got every single mask got
- 14:01Speaker 1: in there. I had to put up with a lot
- 14:04Speaker 1: of crying kids to get them, especially a few weeks ago,
- 14:07Speaker 1: but I got them. He said, well, what do you
- 14:11Speaker 1: think the hardest one to get out of the Disney characters?
- 14:14Speaker 3: Wehl airly Goofy.
- 14:15Speaker 4: That's what he's referring to if you're hear a podcast
- 14:18Speaker 4: or I think three weekends again.
- 14:23Speaker 1: To celebrate the occasion, I'd like to ask what your
- 14:26Speaker 1: favorite Disney movie was growing up. Take as much time
- 14:30Speaker 1: as you need to think it over. I've got all day,
- 14:33Speaker 1: it says the Engaging fur Dog. When it comes to
- 14:38Speaker 1: that favorite Disney movie, I all some all of them. Uh,
- 14:44Speaker 1: you know the one I liked that's underrated, it's in
- 14:46Speaker 1: my head right now is the cartoon version of Robin Hood.
- 14:49Speaker 1: I like that a lot. I thought that was pretty cool.
- 14:51Speaker 1: That was a Disney movie, right, the cartoon one. Remember
- 14:54Speaker 1: the original Robin Hood?
- 14:55Speaker 3: Oh, the old school Robb the og.
- 14:58Speaker 1: Yeah, I always liked that one. I thought that was
- 15:00Speaker 1: a cool.
- 15:01Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 15:02Speaker 4: My grandmother took us to the drive in to see
- 15:04Speaker 4: that when I was a little kid. Oh man, that's
- 15:06Speaker 4: old school.
- 15:07Speaker 1: Yeah, on multiple layers? Is that old school?
- 15:10Speaker 3: She got us some Pioneered Chicken before we went to
- 15:12Speaker 3: the theater.
- 15:13Speaker 1: The Pioneer's a couple left, only a couple of Pioneered
- 15:16Speaker 1: Chicken left. A classic location two locations in southern California.
- 15:22Speaker 1: I believe there's two locations in southern California. Yeah, I
- 15:25Speaker 1: mean I saw all the Disney movies my parents. My
- 15:28Speaker 1: mom loved Disney stuff. She had the whole Disney collection
- 15:31Speaker 1: growing up, so we watched everything, everything, everything. You have
- 15:36Speaker 1: a favorite Disney movie, Danny was? What was yours?
- 15:40Speaker 3: Yeah? Disney household Man.
- 15:43Speaker 4: Too many to list, but the one I'll I'll talk
- 15:46Speaker 4: about the one CoA has been watching on repeat and
- 15:49Speaker 4: I love it. Cars Oh, Cars Yeah, yeah, Lightning McQueen
- 15:54Speaker 4: and mader. I saw Cars three for the first time
- 15:58Speaker 4: a few nights back, and CoA has been collecting all
- 16:02Speaker 4: the different characters from Cars.
- 16:04Speaker 1: No, that's cool, cos still way too small to go
- 16:07Speaker 1: on the actual Cars ride though.
- 16:08Speaker 3: Right, you can't too small for that? Yeah, too small
- 16:11Speaker 3: for that. Yeah.
- 16:12Speaker 4: We took him in cars Land inside California Adventure and
- 16:15Speaker 4: he loved it.
- 16:16Speaker 1: No, that's cool.
- 16:17Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
- 16:17Speaker 1: As a kid man, that must be like just your
- 16:20Speaker 1: eyes popping out of your head, like this is unbelievable,
- 16:23Speaker 1: this is crazy. Scott from Florida writes in on the
- 16:26Speaker 1: Mailbag the Fifth Hour podcast. If you'd like to send
- 16:29Speaker 1: a message in for some reason, if you didn't listen
- 16:31Speaker 1: at the beginning you fast forwarded through the mailbag, send
- 16:34Speaker 1: us a question. It won't be used today, but it'll
- 16:37Speaker 1: be used next week on the mailbag Real fifth Hour
- 16:39Speaker 1: at gmail dot com, Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com.
- 16:43Speaker 1: Scott says, hey, Ben and Danny, Ben, you joked about
- 16:47Speaker 1: somebody drinking an Arnold Palmer by the pool the other
- 16:50Speaker 1: day and your Marconi deserving Mallard monologues. If someone were
- 16:54Speaker 1: to create a Ben Maler and or a Danny g
- 17:00Speaker 1: what would the drink entail? A Scott from Florida would
- 17:05Speaker 1: have some orange juice, of course, maybe a drop of
- 17:07Speaker 1: salt water to ensure the crazy in Florida is represented,
- 17:12Speaker 1: and a squeeze of waffle House syrup for a sweetener
- 17:17Speaker 1: as an ode to the waffle House hurricane index. Finally,
- 17:21Speaker 1: Florida being a vacation destination. I think it's got to
- 17:24Speaker 1: be rum for the alcohol. What are your thoughts? That's
- 17:29Speaker 1: Scott from Florida. So I'd love to have a drink.
- 17:33Speaker 1: We've got the food dishes in Kansas City and in Denver,
- 17:35Speaker 1: and I'd love to have the drink. That would be wonderful.
- 17:39Speaker 1: Still want the malard pizza? Would like that malard pizza
- 17:42Speaker 1: would be good. Mallard cheeseburger double cheeseburger would be solid
- 17:45Speaker 1: as well. I don't know what jee I mean. I'm
- 17:47Speaker 1: not a huge drinker. I'm guessing it would be a
- 17:50Speaker 1: It would be a fruit based drink, like a cranberry,
- 17:53Speaker 1: maybe some orange mixed together, and you know, I'm open.
- 17:58Speaker 1: I'm open to it. We could get creative of that
- 18:00Speaker 1: would be a good idea. Danny go into a bar.
- 18:03Speaker 1: We got a lot of bartenders that listen to the show.
- 18:05Speaker 1: Got a guy into Moine for example, going there and
- 18:08Speaker 1: just like futs around with different combinations and see what
- 18:11Speaker 1: you like and then boom at your drink.
- 18:14Speaker 3: Why not?
- 18:15Speaker 1: What about you?
- 18:18Speaker 3: You know? I would go prune juice and rum. I'd
- 18:21Speaker 3: call it the prum prune juice.
- 18:28Speaker 4: Yeah, because you could get faded and clean out your
- 18:31Speaker 4: system all at the same time.
- 18:33Speaker 1: The two for one special, the daily double Danny's there,
- 18:37Speaker 1: you go, even health nuts mixed with the party people
- 18:42Speaker 1: and they'd be pushing up to the bar saying, you know,
- 18:44Speaker 1: I want the Danny jeep.
- 18:46Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 18:46Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, So you're going away from the original
- 18:50Speaker 1: Danny g which was was that the Roofies was at
- 18:52Speaker 1: the original No, I'm.
- 18:53Speaker 4: Kidding, I'm from the Garadelli family, not the Pudding Pop family.
- 18:57Speaker 1: Hello, Eric is thank you by the way, Scott from Florida,
- 19:03Speaker 1: you signed your name. Good job by you. Eric in
- 19:06Speaker 1: Chula Vista, Eric from Just Sunday, I go away, beautiful
- 19:11Speaker 1: Cheula Vista. Do I get Cardiff by the Sea? Can
- 19:14Speaker 1: I get a Cardiff by the Sea? Get a East County,
- 19:17Speaker 1: North County? Come on anyway? Eric and Cheula Vista rights
- 19:21Speaker 1: and says, hey, Ben and Danny g I have been
- 19:23Speaker 1: a secret non caller p one for years. Good job
- 19:28Speaker 1: by you, Eric, He says. When the podcast first launched,
- 19:31Speaker 1: you and Gagon begged us to help goose the numbers
- 19:34Speaker 1: by downloading it on every device and site, grandparents' phones,
- 19:38Speaker 1: smart toasters, you name it. That's right, and Eric says,
- 19:43Speaker 1: So when I visited my mom, I sneakily subscribed her
- 19:47Speaker 1: to your podcast. Fast forward five years. She calls me
- 19:51Speaker 1: in a panic, saying her phone is super low on space.
- 19:56Speaker 1: Story continues. Eric says, funny thing is since she he
- 20:00Speaker 1: only knows how to make an answer calls and only
- 20:03Speaker 1: knows how to read and not send text messages. I
- 20:06Speaker 1: checked the storage and discovered her phone had become the
- 20:10Speaker 1: Library of Congress for the fifth hour podcast. Every single episode,
- 20:16Speaker 1: every single episode was still there. It turns out I
- 20:19Speaker 1: never said it to auto delete, so she was basically
- 20:22Speaker 1: carrying around the Smithsonian of your podcast. That's awesome.
- 20:27Speaker 3: That is hilarious.
- 20:29Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you for that. Eric, that's great. So
- 20:33Speaker 1: it takes about according to this, it takes about five
- 20:37Speaker 1: years to save up every podcast and then eventually you
- 20:42Speaker 1: have to delete the podcast because you have no more
- 20:45Speaker 1: space on your phone yet. And we still support that. Eric,
- 20:49Speaker 1: I'm glad you brought that up because we haven't brought
- 20:50Speaker 1: this issue to the podcast in a while. But when
- 20:54Speaker 1: I did do it with Gagon, who retired to Florida
- 20:56Speaker 1: years ago, and I've had a great time with Danny
- 20:58Speaker 1: g But when we we used to beg people, Danny,
- 21:01Speaker 1: because we figured out that a lot of a lot
- 21:04Speaker 1: of people have older parents and grandparents or whatever and
- 21:08Speaker 1: obviously older and they have their phones and they can
- 21:12Speaker 1: download the podcast, they can subscribe, so we can, as
- 21:17Speaker 1: Eric said, here goose the numbers a little bit by
- 21:20Speaker 1: having kids subscribe their parents to the podcast, and it does.
- 21:24Speaker 3: Work pretty surest law, Wow.
- 21:27Speaker 1: It's a law. It's podcasting. There are no laws, right,
- 21:30Speaker 1: it's all it's the wild Wild West man, it's podcasting.
- 21:34Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 21:37Speaker 1: I do appreciate your support, Eric, and you are in
- 21:40Speaker 1: the silent majority, because trust me, if we only went
- 21:44Speaker 1: by the people that participate in these radio shows and podcasts,
- 21:48Speaker 1: we would not have very many people who are participating
- 21:51Speaker 1: or who are listening. But we have many, many more
- 21:53Speaker 1: people who are just silently listening and ease dropping in
- 21:57Speaker 1: into whatever we're talking about. So thank you, Eric, andologize
- 22:00Speaker 1: to you mom. I hope she's okay, And just delete
- 22:04Speaker 1: a bunch of them and then don't delete the follow.
- 22:06Speaker 1: Do not delete the follow. Lucky Tony writes in from
- 22:09Speaker 1: the Bay Area. He says, Hey, Ben and Danny g.
- 22:12Speaker 1: I have been listening to the twenty seventeen podcast Here
- 22:15Speaker 1: we Go Again, twenty seventeen podcast and Waiting Live show.
- 22:21Speaker 1: I can't believe how many people go back and hear
- 22:23Speaker 1: those old Why would you go back and hear an
- 22:24Speaker 1: old podcast? I don't get it.
- 22:26Speaker 4: The reason why, Ben, that's when you had your best
- 22:28Speaker 4: roster on your overnight show.
- 22:30Speaker 1: Oh there you go, there you go, the old days,
- 22:33Speaker 1: the salad days. It has changed a lot over the year, anyway,
- 22:36Speaker 1: says Waiting for the live show to be downloaded to
- 22:38Speaker 1: listen to have y' all played Terry's song? Did I
- 22:43Speaker 1: miss it?
- 22:44Speaker 3: Or will it be?
- 22:44Speaker 1: On the podcast? He says, Raiders twenty three, Bears thirteen,
- 22:50Speaker 1: Lock it in your thoughts Bears. So he's lucky to
- 22:56Speaker 1: he's a Bears fan, but he's picking the Raiders to
- 22:58Speaker 1: beat the Bears today.
- 22:59Speaker 4: About that, you know, a Chicago fan called me on
- 23:02Speaker 4: the studio lines a few days back and told me,
- 23:05Speaker 4: here's what's up with my team. We look good one week,
- 23:08Speaker 4: and we look like crap the next week. So you
- 23:11Speaker 4: get us on a week where we're going to lose,
- 23:13Speaker 4: and I hope he's right.
- 23:14Speaker 3: He knows his team.
- 23:16Speaker 1: There's been a lot of chatter about the Bears have
- 23:18Speaker 1: figured everything out because they beat up the Cowboys last week,
- 23:21Speaker 1: and normally the team that is getting a lot of
- 23:27Speaker 1: media shine does not live up to that shine the
- 23:30Speaker 1: following game. So we'll see what happens. Kevin and Kansas
- 23:34Speaker 1: writes in on the mail bag. He says, Dear Ben
- 23:37Speaker 1: and Danny g my sister in law sent some pictures
- 23:39Speaker 1: of the progress of the BUCkies going up in Goodyear, Arizona.
- 23:44Speaker 1: Hell yeah, it looks like it will be June as
- 23:48Speaker 1: the new opening did.
- 23:49Speaker 3: Oh wow.
- 23:50Speaker 1: Originally, Danny, this was supposed to be done by Christmas
- 23:54Speaker 1: of this year, and now here we are. This is
- 23:57Speaker 1: the last weekend in September and the last Sunday in September,
- 24:03Speaker 1: and so they've already pushed that back, according to Kevin,
- 24:07Speaker 1: until June of twenty twenty six. Ben, would you consider
- 24:11Speaker 1: doing your show live from BUCkies in Arizona? And Danny
- 24:16Speaker 1: G would you consider providing DJ services for the grand opening?
- 24:21Speaker 1: Let me see here, is that a paying gig. I'm
- 24:24Speaker 1: gonna go. I'm gonna speak for Danny G. I'm gonna go.
- 24:26Speaker 1: Hell yeah, Danny, you would be willing to do that?
- 24:28Speaker 4: Hell yeah yeah if they gave me some big BUCkies money.
- 24:31Speaker 4: But usually those kind of gigs the assistant manager under
- 24:35Speaker 4: the manager says, I got a buddy that'll do the
- 24:37Speaker 4: gig for one hundred bucks.
- 24:39Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and that would absolutely. Kevin love to do
- 24:42Speaker 1: the show from BUCkies. They would have to write a
- 24:47Speaker 1: check though, to the company. They don't just send me
- 24:50Speaker 1: out to those things unless they're getting some cash and
- 24:53Speaker 1: all that. It would be fun. I do plan on
- 24:56Speaker 1: going there. I guess you'd have to go in June though.
- 24:59Speaker 1: You don't want to go to Arizona in July, right,
- 25:02Speaker 1: you don't want to go to Arizona July or August.
- 25:05Speaker 3: Even in June.
- 25:06Speaker 4: It's pretty Toasta pretty been there in July it felt
- 25:10Speaker 4: like a furnace.
- 25:11Speaker 1: Yeah, it's brutal, brute taddled for sure. What are you
- 25:15Speaker 1: wearing for the Ram game today, Danny? You're a Raider fan.
- 25:18Speaker 1: You don't care about the colts of the Rams.
- 25:20Speaker 3: Like what I'm gonna wear Dodger gear?
- 25:22Speaker 1: Okay, all right? A last one, last one on the
- 25:26Speaker 1: mailbag from Ben H. Ben H writes in says, Hello, Ben,
- 25:32Speaker 1: I have never seen a person hate a player on
- 25:35Speaker 1: his own team like you despise Clayton Kershaw. His playoff
- 25:39Speaker 1: struggles are way overblown. You, of all people, should remember
- 25:44Speaker 1: the horrid Dodgers offense of the early to made twenty tens.
- 25:47Speaker 1: These terrible offensive performances greatly.
- 25:50Speaker 4: Effencd Ben, take that, Ben, take it.
- 25:53Speaker 1: Take it greatly affected his win loss record, which is
- 25:57Speaker 1: thirteen and thirteen, not under five hundred. Taically said, no
- 26:01Speaker 1: bad job by you, Ben. What I said is in
- 26:03Speaker 1: games started by Clayton Kershaw, the Dodgers have a losing record,
- 26:07Speaker 1: and that's the games he got a no decision in.
- 26:10Speaker 1: It's the complete body of his work, playoff games started
- 26:14Speaker 1: by Clayton Kershaw. If you go to his playoff game log,
- 26:18Speaker 1: the Dodgers have a losing record when he started in
- 26:20Speaker 1: the playoffs, they lost more times than they won, says
- 26:24Speaker 1: the other great pitchers of his generation, Schuerzer and Verlander
- 26:27Speaker 1: both have postseason in the areas over three. I like
- 26:30Speaker 1: how Ben conveniently leaves off Madison Bumgardner, yet you never
- 26:35Speaker 1: bring them up as playoff chokers. Even the great Pedro
- 26:39Speaker 1: Martinez has a postseason in the ara of three point
- 26:41Speaker 1: four to six. Hardly clutch, as you called him in
- 26:44Speaker 1: your tie rade against Kershaw. If Dave Roberts pulled Kershaw
- 26:49Speaker 1: when any other manager would have, instead of leaving him
- 26:52Speaker 1: in to die, his EI would have been very good
- 26:55Speaker 1: in the postseason. Since twenty fifteen, he has had two
- 26:59Speaker 1: years worthy of criticism, twenty nineteen and twenty thirteen. One game.
- 27:03Speaker 1: Do better Ben from Ben age? Listen, there's nothing to debate.
- 27:11Speaker 1: I do like the Dodgers. I do not do hero worship.
- 27:16Speaker 1: I just don't. It was the most ridiculous thing the
- 27:19Speaker 1: Dodgers did.
- 27:20Speaker 4: I was embarrassed you did in your thirties, though, Remember
- 27:23Speaker 4: when you got that Judeo Nomo tattoo on your left
- 27:26Speaker 4: ask cheek.
- 27:26Speaker 1: Trying not to talk about that, Danny, Please, all right,
- 27:29Speaker 1: I'm going to get that removed. Nobody sees my ass,
- 27:32Speaker 1: but no, but seriously, like listen, I felt sad for
- 27:35Speaker 1: the Dodgers. Embarrassing what the Dodgers did when they dug
- 27:38Speaker 1: up the rubber at Dodgers Stadium. It was so pathetic.
- 27:41Speaker 1: So so just you tell me to do better, I say,
- 27:45Speaker 1: the Dodgers need to do better. He's a freaking he's cleaners,
- 27:48Speaker 1: a great regular season player, Hall of Fame, regular season pitcher,
- 27:52Speaker 1: and the reason the Dodgers do not have two or
- 27:54Speaker 1: three more World Series championships because of his competence. And
- 27:58Speaker 1: you can spin it any way you want, and you know,
- 28:00Speaker 1: knock yourself out. Clayton Kershaw did not elevate his performance
- 28:05Speaker 1: in the playoffs. He didn't remember this was it seven
- 28:08Speaker 1: nothing Cardinals. Dodgers had a seven nothing lead against the Cardinals.
- 28:12Speaker 1: Remember that that playoff game the Phillies in the early
- 28:20Speaker 1: or late as.
- 28:21Speaker 4: Man the number one thing I don't like about this
- 28:23Speaker 4: topic or conversation is I buried those bat memories. I
- 28:27Speaker 4: don't want them coming to the front of them.
- 28:30Speaker 1: I understand, but it's just I just it's fair.
- 28:33Speaker 3: Didn't happen. It didn't happen. It didn't happen.
- 28:36Speaker 1: Well, I was at a lot of those games back
- 28:38Speaker 1: in those days, and I witnessed. I saw it, and
- 28:40Speaker 1: I was the one sing, next time is gonna be okay,
- 28:43Speaker 1: Kershaw is going to be fine next time? And then
- 28:45Speaker 1: he'd be out there and he'd be in the cockpit
- 28:47Speaker 1: in the vomit comment, and I mean, like, what is
- 28:49Speaker 1: he doing? He sucks again? I was like, come on,
- 28:51Speaker 1: it's it was always.
- 28:52Speaker 4: An ex But he would have, let's be honest, he
- 28:55Speaker 4: would have got that one against the Strows if they
- 28:58Speaker 4: weren't cheating. And he did finally shake it off the
- 29:02Speaker 4: last two World series that we got. So, I mean,
- 29:05Speaker 4: you can say that it's not enough redemption, but at
- 29:08Speaker 4: least he's had some redemption.
- 29:10Speaker 1: Not enough to have a state funeral. Okay, much God
- 29:15Speaker 1: so stupid? Oh he crap? I mean, did they have
- 29:19Speaker 1: any shame over there? It is so over the top
- 29:22Speaker 1: at Dodger stadium. It's embarrassing. Okay, he's a human being. Stop,
- 29:26Speaker 1: he's not a god. He's not a Demi god. It's
- 29:29Speaker 1: like so stupid, it's so dumb. I said five years
- 29:35Speaker 1: ago he should have retired, And finally he's gonna retire
- 29:37Speaker 1: and the Dodgers will be fine. They're not gonna miss
- 29:40Speaker 1: Clayton Kershaw because he's that's it. It's time for him
- 29:43Speaker 1: to go do something else. And he'll still be out
- 29:45Speaker 1: at all the games anyway. They're gonna they're gonna give
- 29:48Speaker 1: him the Kofax package where they pay him a couple
- 29:50Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars a year to come out and take
- 29:52Speaker 1: photos and kiss babies and shake hands and all that stuff.
- 29:56Speaker 1: So he's not going anywhere. That's it, though, Thank you, Ben.
- 29:58Speaker 1: He doesna say he loves the show, and I appreciate
- 30:01Speaker 1: you listening. Ben. And I've gotten some email Danny from
- 30:05Speaker 1: Dodger fish and they start, I used to like your show,
- 30:09Speaker 1: but you know it's because of the Kershaw thing. They're
- 30:13Speaker 1: so they're so bitter.
- 30:15Speaker 4: In my response, I saw it in the comments. You
- 30:18Speaker 4: had more than one person quit on you.
- 30:21Speaker 1: Yes, yes, and again, as we like to say, Danny,
- 30:26Speaker 1: First of all, if you're going to stop listening to
- 30:29Speaker 1: a show because you didn't like a take the person had,
- 30:34Speaker 1: then you're not really a fan of the show. You're
- 30:36Speaker 1: a fake fan, okay, because I ideal in a lot
- 30:39Speaker 1: of takes, IM in the industrial concrete.
- 30:42Speaker 3: Now you're pissing off the other half of our list.
- 30:44Speaker 1: No, I'm just a real fan. Does not quit something
- 30:47Speaker 1: because of one take that you don't agree with, that's
- 30:49Speaker 1: a fake fan. And secondly, the Ben Mahler Show is
- 30:53Speaker 1: a radio show. It is not an airport. You do
- 30:55Speaker 1: not have to announce your departure. You don't have to
- 30:58Speaker 1: say that the doors are closed. If you don't want
- 31:01Speaker 1: to listen, do not like.
- 31:02Speaker 3: It's fine.
- 31:03Speaker 1: There are other things you can listen to, bad audio
- 31:05Speaker 1: somewhere else or whatever. You don't have to listen. But
- 31:08Speaker 1: it's like if I, as I point, I go to
- 31:10Speaker 1: a restaurant and I don't like, I like I used
- 31:14Speaker 1: to go to Canner's Deli in La I used to eat.
- 31:17Speaker 1: I used to live right off near Fairfax there and
- 31:20Speaker 1: used to go there quite a bit, and I haven't
- 31:23Speaker 1: been there in years. I didn't I didn't call Canners
- 31:25Speaker 1: up and say I'm not going there anymore. I just
- 31:27Speaker 1: stop going. That's that's it.
- 31:29Speaker 4: Yeah, well there's this thing called Yelp, and there's some
- 31:31Speaker 4: a holes on there that do do what you're describing.
- 31:34Speaker 4: Let's let's just hope this podcast and your Overnight show,
- 31:37Speaker 4: for the most part, are like a really good restaurant
- 31:40Speaker 4: where we keep the client.
- 31:42Speaker 1: Tell yeah, yeah, we want to keep everyone everyone around.
- 31:46Speaker 1: Am I not entitled to have a grudge against Clayton Kershe?
- 31:50Speaker 1: I think I am entitled.
- 31:51Speaker 4: To have a great Oh that's fine. I think the
- 31:53Speaker 4: one thing I would like on your Overnight show, and
- 31:55Speaker 4: I don't know if it happened. I know Eddie's not
- 31:57Speaker 4: there anymore. I know Coop maybe isn't as involved that
- 32:00Speaker 4: much on the microphone, but in Lorena doesn't know sports
- 32:04Speaker 4: all that much. Oh, this list keeps going.
- 32:07Speaker 1: You want to keep going.
- 32:08Speaker 4: It's going to be somebody there to keep you in line,
- 32:11Speaker 4: to give you some pushback. You know, if I was
- 32:14Speaker 4: still on your Overnight show, I would have been pushing
- 32:16Speaker 4: back and we would have argued a little bit.
- 32:19Speaker 1: There's nothing to push back on. I've reached.
- 32:22Speaker 3: There's so much to push back on.
- 32:25Speaker 1: Your takes every night is a Mallard masterpiece. There's no
- 32:29Speaker 1: need to push it is. You know what I have done, Danny,
- 32:33Speaker 1: I've reached the Goldilock zone. I have reached the Goldilock zone.
- 32:36Speaker 1: That is where I am right now. All right, Well,
- 32:40Speaker 1: put the baby to bed. Maybe i'll see you today
- 32:42Speaker 1: at the Ram game, Danny, let me know where you're
- 32:43Speaker 1: gonna be. Send Simon.
- 32:45Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're gonna see me with a big plate
- 32:47Speaker 4: of food wrapped in paper towels.
- 32:49Speaker 1: Okay, you're just going there to eat. You're pretty much
- 32:51Speaker 1: just going there to eat gretty much.
- 32:54Speaker 4: It's gonna be like that time I went to the
- 32:55Speaker 4: La Kings hockey game, sat there, watched a few minutes,
- 32:59Speaker 4: saw good fat a pretzel, and then left.
- 33:02Speaker 1: Yeah that's about to move. That's about to move. All right,
- 33:06Speaker 1: we'll get out on that. Have a wonderful rest of
- 33:08Speaker 1: your son. I'll be back tonight in the studio the
- 33:11Speaker 1: Mothership there for the overnight show, talking about all these
- 33:14Speaker 1: NFL games. The Cowboys and the Packers will mention baby,
- 33:17Speaker 1: the Rams will come up, all the big games will
- 33:19Speaker 1: come up, and we'll talk to you.
- 33:22Speaker 3: Then Austa pasta mapulation