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56 - LIB UK, Below Deck Med, Big Brother, RHUGT, RHOL, RHOC, RHONY, and 90 Day Fiance · Rather Be Rotting

• 0:18
  SPEAKER_00: Because we don't matter what's going on in life.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_00: We would always rather be running.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_02: We've been away from the pot for a minute.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_01: Time just got away from us.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_02: This time it wasn't my fault.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like we just it was everybody's fault.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_02: We've just been having too much fun here in New Jersey, which a sentence I never thought I'd utter.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_01: That's rude.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_02: But I think that everyone, it's like a general consensus consensus.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_01: It's not.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_01: But okay.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_02: We just got back from a spa day.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_01: Sojo.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: Sojo in Edgewater.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_02: It was really fun.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_02: It was delightful.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_01: It was delightful, but I'm not a sauna person.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_02: No, it was half like different baths and half different saunas.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_02: And the saunas all seem so cool.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_02: They list all the health benefits, and I was totally into it, but I just couldn't muster up the strength to suffocate.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_01: One singular ice room.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_02: You couldn't take that either.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I liked?
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_01: It's just like the room temp or slightly above room temp bodies of water.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was really fun.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_02: Next time though, gonna gonna summon up the strength for the song.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_01: Not me.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_01: Elsewhere, we Speaking of Jersey.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, did you see that they're filming a Jersey Shore reboot?
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_01: And Angelina has feelings about it.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_01: What doesn't she have feelings about?
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_01: She's mad.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_02: I love Jersey Shore.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_02: I even watched most of the Jersey Shore family reunion.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_01: I know you did.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_01: You really stuck with it.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_02: For a while, I I didn't watch this season.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_02: I just couldn't take it anymore because they're just old.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_02: They have all their kids except for Vinny.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_02: They're all coupled up.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_02: Angelina's the only one ever causing drama, and at this point it just feels sad and exploitive.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_02: Exploitive?
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_02: Exploitative?
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_01: They're being exploited.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_01: She it feels like she is.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_01: Polly doesn't have kids.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_02: That's no, he does.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_02: He has a daughter.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, whoops.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_02: He's with a girl that he met on that show, Double Shot at Love.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_02: Remember that?
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, it w it worked for him?
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_02: She was like on the first season and she was too crazy, so she got eliminated, I think.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_02: And then I think she came back for the second season.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_02: And then I think she was too crazy and got eliminated again, maybe.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_02: I know she got was too crazy.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_02: And then she came no, maybe it was just the first season she was too crazy.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_02: And then she came back and won him over.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_02: And they've been together ever since.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_01: It just goes to show that if you really want a man, just literally wear him down.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_02: I can think of a real life example of that one.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_02: Elsewhere, we got a new reality TV king and queen couple.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, CT and Phaedra.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_02: I think this is a publicity stunt.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_01: Of course you do.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_01: You don't believe in love.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_02: I really don't.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_01: It's really I feel sad for you.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, look at what I look at the examples that I have in my in my life, my personal life, those closest to me.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_02: Nicole and Keith.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_02: Who else?
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_02: Let's see.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_02: Hmm.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_02: Goldie and Kurt.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_02: They're not married.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_02: You don't have to be married.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_02: Brad Pitt and Angelina, they were together for like a decade, and then once they got married, it was only like a couple years.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_01: Well, then I guess the lesson is you can be together but don't get married, but CT and Phaedra are not married, so.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_02: Like, why didn't it happen before?
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_01: He was married.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh really?
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_02: While they were on the traitors together?
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I don't know when he separated from that wife of his.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_01: But I know the divorce, like, is not final.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_02: Whatever they're doing, sure.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_01: I love it.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_01: How about that?
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_01: So.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe we'll see him on the next season of Atlanta.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_01: What a treat that would be.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_02: Then I would be able to, we'd really be able to suss out if this is a real deal or not.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_01: I think it is.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_02: Meryl Streep and her husband got divorced after like 60 years.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_02: 60?
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_01: Would she marry him when she was five?
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_01: After at least 50 years.
• 4:42
  unknown: I don't know.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_02: Lori Laughlin and Massimo.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think that like celebrities are the people you should be looking towards for long-lasting marriages.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like you're better suited to the city.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_01: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleckerson.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_02: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck again.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_02: Who else was circling the block, did we think?
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_01: Ariana Grande.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_02: Totally.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_01: Can't be alone.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_01: She's got issues, dude.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_01: Big time.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_02: All all on Vicky Gumbleson, so maybe we should just start there, actually.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I you have said many a time that you don't understand why she was ever fired, and I feel like the fact that I dread watching her on my TV twice a week should tell you everything.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_02: You know, a hard lesson that I've had to learn as I get older is that people change.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_02: I never want to believe it, you know, like the person that you met, you know, ten years ago, and I'm not talking relationship specific, but like friendships too.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, like people from high school, you know, they're different people now.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_02: And I do have to accept that the Vicki Gumbelson from season 10 that I know, she's miserable now.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_02: We're at all she doesn't exist anymore, you know.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_02: The little kids I used to babysit that were so cute and they look up at me with their big eyes.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_01: They're adults.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_01: I follow them on Instagram, they have jobs.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_01: You know, so Vicky Gumbelson is she's not immune to changing.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_01: Well, she needs to get her shit together.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_01: I actually kind of think this is like her swan song because it's a rough watch on girls' trip when she goes to a predominantly black party, proceeds to sit in the corner and say she's uncomfortable.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_01: Bad look.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_01: Bad look.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_02: Do you think she's actually racist?
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_01: Because I don't think that everybody is racist and like aware.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't think that she thinks that she is, but she is.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_02: And maybe this is just me wanting to give her the benefit of the doubt, but part of me was like, is she just uncomfortable because she's wearing this wig and she feels ugly and she doesn't wear a couple of things.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_01: She didn't say she was uncomfortable at Kyle's party.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_02: She wasn't wearing a wig at Kyle's party.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_02: That's the point.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_02: Like, she's like, I just feel ugly.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_02: I don't look like myself.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_02: Like, nobody.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_01: I think that was like a nice little excuse for her to blame it on, but But she loved Vicky's boyfriend.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_02: She was so attracted to him.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_02: Nene's boyfriend?
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she loved Nene's boyfriend.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_02: She was so attracted to him.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_01: I also think that it's hard for her to be in this situation where it's so painfully obvious that she's not as beloved as she thinks that she is.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_02: Especially for as long as she's been on.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_02: Like the other people that have been on for as long as her, like Kyle and Luann.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, Luann has friends in every city.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_01: And she had the audacity to even sit there and be like, I don't watch Atlanta.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_01: I only have so much time in the day.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_01: It's like that's why we don't.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_01: You're kind of just here because you have to be, but like, you aren't really part of this.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_02: She's not even trying, and it's not just about the work, but like that's just an example of how she's not even trying to bond with anyone.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_02: Every event she shows up to, she sits there, and like people, if they talk to her, she expects them to be fawning over her.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_01: And they're not because she hasn't done her homework like everybody else.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's annoying.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_02: She's just in a different phase of her life, and it's just not.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_02: And and I think that she really shined best around a specific set of women who like brought out everything in her.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_01: Like every, you know, Shannon and Tamara and But she's with them again, and she's still giving me nothing.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_02: But now we have like Emily and Gina, you know, we don't have um her biggest foil making King Edmunds anymore.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_01: She's had plenty of foils along the way.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_02: That's true.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I I just love what I'm I mean, and now like I told you earlier, I'm in season starting season 11.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_02: This is post-Brook's cancer scandal, and she straight up admitted that she cried in the street begging for him not to leave, and that she said, I don't care about your medical records.
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't care that you're a scammer.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care if that's your your passion.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_02: It's like saying, like, I don't care if you like to fish long weekends.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_01: I wish I could give more to you for this, but it is so far in the rear view for the rest of us.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so on that note, I we're gonna probably skip Orange County.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm trying to think if there was anything like uh they went to Shannon's house for her birthday.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_01: That was nice.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_01: Very cute.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_01: What else even occurred?
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Tamara didn't go to the uh not Vicky.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_01: I guess it ended up being Vicki's lunch, but she was supposed to go to lunch with Shannon, but Shannon wanted to invite Vicky because she wasn't comfortable, which is Tamara yet, and then Tamara did not show up and sent flowers.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that I got nothing.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that's the cat making that noise.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, why is Anthony just pacing back and forth?
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_01: My cat is going to probably take a dump.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_01: So brace your nostrils.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_02: Brace your ears?
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_02: Hopefully there's no wet squelching.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_01: She's just digging.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_02: She's a cat.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_02: So back to Ultimate Girls trip.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_02: What did you think of the alter ego party in general?
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_02: It didn't do that much for me.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_01: I get it.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_01: Like I I'm I don't really I guess I don't understand the assignment with alter egos because I kind of thought they were all over the place.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's just like your Sasha Fierce, like what brings you what brings out like the best like a new, cool, fun side of you.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_02: Or like who you feel like you are sometimes.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that doesn't exist for me, I suppose.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_02: I probably should have thought of this before I came on.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_02: We both probably should have.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we'll get back to you.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_02: On our ultra egos.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_02: Mary's was Wonder Woman, and I didn't get it, and then finally she's like, I'm Wonder Woman.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_02: I just came up with it in the car.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_01: That's how I feel about this whole thing, is like I would just pick it's it seems like a costume party.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_02: Well, like with Lisa, you know, she's like my alt like I, you know, her I can see her ultra ego being like on a ranch with horses.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_01: Well, do you feel as though she was phoning it in?
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_01: Because Heather does.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_02: Heather?
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_02: I thought Heather was being so mean to her.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_01: I thought so too, but I mean, perhaps we have forgotten who Lisa is, but she did show us in the last two minutes that we were reminded.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_02: But I just felt in that I'm not saying overall that Heather's too hard on her.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_02: I'm saying in the specific moment from what we saw, it looked like Heather walked over to her unprovoked and was like, Where you gonna go, Lisa?
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_02: Phoning it in.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_01: And Lisa did that.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_02: But yes, so the next morning Lisa's late to catch their flight.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_01: Not like a little bit late, she's like hella late.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_02: And which is no more specific than what I said.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_02: And there were like producers and crew members on this shuttle.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_02: It wasn't just them that she was putting.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_02: First of all, my first thought is why the fuck didn't they just leave?
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_01: I was wondering that the whole time.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_02: Like one person can stay behind and help her and be the the She knows how to take an Uber.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_02: I know, but what if she had to reschedule her whole flight?
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't think she can do that herself.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_02: It's her own fault.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_02: So when they're all yelling at her on the bus, I was actually shocked to see her go up against Giselle.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_02: Like, as a fangirl, you know what I mean?
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_02: Like knowing what Giselle is like capable of, I wouldn't want to go up against her.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_02: So it just seems as though Lisa would like um like just like bow to these women and just like you know shrink away.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_01: Why why won't she just apologize?
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_02: Because she will apologize when it feels sincere.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_02: She's not gonna apologize when it's not sincere.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_01: She's not sorry.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_02: Not yet.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_02: I missed Giselle.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_02: Giselle should have kept that microphone for that for when she needed to scold Lisa on the bus.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_01: Agreed.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_02: That was that was great how she never put the microphone down at once.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_02: Not once.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_02: It looks like next week's gonna be fun.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_02: We're in New York, right?
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_01: We're in Miami.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_02: And then it looks like New York's gonna be really fun.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_01: But don't rush it.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_01: I I enjoy my Miami gals, especially now that I don't know when I'm to see them again.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the Miami franchise from what I've seen so far is a little bit ma but I will say that I just feel like we are in a little bit of a rut.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I think we both felt like this for a long time overall, because like, you know, I started Orange County now, like in the past couple seasons, and I'm like, this isn't that great.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_02: But now that I've been able to go back and revisit the, you know, the golden years, I understand what why Orange County is so phenomenal.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_02: And like, you know, I started in Atlanta like last season and it's been kind of whatever, but I'm just last season of Atlanta was great.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_02: It was fun, but it wasn't great.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_02: I thought it was great.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_02: Incestuous teeth?
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_02: That was one episode.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_02: That was a great that was one great fight.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_02: You're you're right.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_02: This season of Atlanta was certainly better than last season.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and better than Beverly Hills, better than Potomac, definitely better than Orange County.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_02: But I just think that these shows were at their best, other than Salt Lake years ago.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not even sure Rhode Island can convince me otherwise.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_01: We'll see.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_01: TVD on them.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_01: Definitely not London.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_02: I was gonna say, we didn't get to talk about the reunion.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, my takeaways like Amanda and Juliet made up.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_01: Good job, everyone.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_02: What's the problem with borrowing clothes?
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, because they said it on New York this week too, and I'm just like Maybe like actually rich people don't, because celebrities borrow clothes all the time and they say who they're wearing.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_02: But then again, remember Lisa Rena's storage unit was like um full from all her looks?
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_02: So maybe celebrities do keep their looks.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_01: I just like don't have an issue with even rich people borrowing clothes.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_01: That's like not something that I worry about.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's like a the poor in us.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_02: But I did like how Panthea had so Juliet said over and over again that Panthea's friend offered her the clothes to borrow.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_02: And then Panthea played the voice note that said, I'm like, please, can I I really need your help with this thing.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_01: That was pretty awesome.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_02: All the receipts that they all showed up with were really good, I thought.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_01: Um They didn't talk enough about the bills from Scotland, I felt.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_01: No, not really.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_01: Which was like the best part of the whole season, so like let's dig into that.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, we learned there's a Costco in London.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_02: Juliette Angus mentioned going to Costco.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_02: I thought that was interesting I knew that.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_02: I thought both Amanda and Julia Angus looked really good.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_01: Um they all looked pretty good, honestly.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_02: Like how uh at one point Amanda was like, I'm really popular and very well loved.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_02: And I just really I like her.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_02: I I actually think that these ladies have something.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I guess do they get renewed for a second season?
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I don't know.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_02: Also, I didn't realize that Panthea, I didn't connect the dots that she is a stay-at-home mom and her kids go to boarding school.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_02: Must be nice.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_02: Must be.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_02: That's the kind of mom I would like to be.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_01: I just can't ever imagine that sending your kids to boarding school is like good for your parenting relationship with them.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not even your kid's mom, and I missed him today when we were gone for like eight hours.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_02: What did you think of that host?
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_02: She was American.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_01: I had to Google who she was.
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_01: Apparently, she's a comedian.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_01: She's actually Canadian.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_02: How on earth do they land on this one?
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, why Andy was he busy?
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_01: I don't understand.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_02: Well, or just like having a famous London celebrity.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_01: I know, like, what did that that chick from uh Love is Blind UK, what's she doing?
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh man, she those two.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_02: We can get to them.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I'm just glad she was pregnant because when I saw the scenes from last week, I was like, what is happening with this woman's outfit?
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_02: Like the most unf I thought it was like the most unflattering, but she kind of was giving like a little bit of saucy schroder to me.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_01: She put she gave a lot of input that wasn't what a host should be doing, I felt.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_01: Like she was giving her two cents too much.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_02: I felt like she was translating because you know how sometimes we get lost in the yelling back and forth that I can't even remember remember what the fight is about.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_01: Andy doesn't do that.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I like that she did it.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_02: She says, So, Juliet, can you at least take accountability for what Panthea is saying that you called so-and-so and told them that?
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_02: Like, she's like summing it up.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like it.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_02: I liked it at the beginning.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_02: She could not get that train on that track, though.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_02: Like it was sh the producers had to come in.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_02: So I felt bad for her in that moment, but I really thought that she steered.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_02: I liked her, actually.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_01: I would take her over Sean Robinson and Julie Chen Moonbase.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_01: A hundred percent.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_02: So now can we talk about New York?
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so we got New New York.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_02: I thought it was fun.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_02: I had a fun time.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, I'm definitely gonna watch.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_01: We didn't really get any Carol.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_02: And but you know what's weird is like she's back, she sent her Apple, she was on Watch What Happens Live, but in the scenes for the whole season, I didn't see any scenes of her involved in any drama.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_01: Except shouting Epstein Files.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, I meant with the other girls.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe she won't be involved in the drama.
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_02: She's gonna be like our um the audience member.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_02: But she's just as Delulu as the rest of them.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like that anyone would put her on a pedestal.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_01: The biggest takeaways are what happened to Haley's face.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_02: Haley?
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_02: I love her.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_02: She's like the Sonia.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_02: She's insane.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_01: She's kooky.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_02: She's so kooky.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_02: She's in a lavender marriage.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_02: Since her Piet is here to hook up with women.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_01: What's Martha Stewart's Daisy.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_01: Daisy.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_02: Daisy, I like her too.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_01: Martha could buy her a new apartment.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, yeah.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_02: She's not causing any drama yet, but I like her.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_02: I think size never looked better.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_01: Divorce looks good on her.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm gonna come in with an open mind on that one.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_01: She really said she's been living a lie this whole time.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_02: Um, Erin's face has never looked worse.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, why does she look so bad?
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_02: She's giving a little jigsaw.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_02: Not the blush, but the chill.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_02: And then Jessel.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_02: Jessel's turning into like a little bit of a heather, Heather gay to me.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_02: But is that a bad thing?
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_02: At times, like just like leaning too far into what she thinks the audience wants.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_01: We're one episode in, you cannot make that judgment.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_02: I have.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_02: I can and I did.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_02: How many hold out?
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_02: We have one more housewife, Erica, who we also need to hold out on.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_02: Because we haven't really seen her yet.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_02: Which one was Erica?
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_02: The one who married the millionaire.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_02: She black haired.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, she's pretty.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_02: Or billionaire, I guess.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_02: Obviously.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_02: Millionaire.
• 19:56
  unknown: Ha.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_01: Poor.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm excited.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe we're finally gonna get somewhere.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_01: I say that every season, though, and then we don't.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_02: I know, but this just feels a lot more promising.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_02: Like Hayley, like, I feel like Haley is gonna be helpful.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_01: I sure hope so.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_01: We we yeah, we need someone to get it.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_01: First, like roller skating down the street in her crazy outfit was it was Kelly Bensmon-esque.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_02: And we're gonna see Kelly at the Ultimate Girl strip finale.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_01: Her face is looking rough too.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm so excited to see her.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_02: And someone's like, Are you the jelly bean girl?
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_01: What about below deck?
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_01: Max rescued his dad.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_01: That was crazy.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_01: He saved his dad.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_02: He saved his dad.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_02: And we got another uh deckant who seems perfectly great and capable.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_01: Massey Mo.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_02: But unfortunately, Jen does not want to fuck him.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_01: And that's all she can ever think about.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_02: And now she's gonna flip her lid because as Teresa would say, flip a casket.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_02: Because blow a casket.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_02: Blow a casket.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_02: He flips tape balls, that was where I got confused.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_02: Um, because Luke got flowers for Joy, so that will be fun.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_01: She is a train wreck of a human.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I know before I said I was Team Joe, but now I'm Team Nathan because I feel like Joe will talk shit about Nathan to anyone who will listen.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_01: You can't be Team Nathan, though, knowing what we know now, dude.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_01: There's warrants out for his arrest in like all in Ireland.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_02: I know, okay, I know.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_01: He's on the run.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_01: He's a feud, he's literally a fugitive.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_02: What if he's hiding on the Akira one?
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_02: That would be crazy in that little spot where Cooper and Jen talked about, you know, having their secret relationship.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_02: Dude.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_02: That little cubby.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_01: I feel so bad for Gail.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_01: Me too.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_02: What about what about Touch on Love is Blind?
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_02: Love is Blind, yeah.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_01: Listen, I don't know that I have a whole lot to say because everybody got married and everybody lived happily ever after.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_01: I thought actually, I thought.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_01: Thought it was great.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_01: It was like the most delightful season.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_01: There was barely any drama.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_01: We all are still married at the reunion.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_01: Happily ever after.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_01: Nice little bow on it at the end, and that's that's it.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_01: I've never seen such a uh happy ending.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_01: That's all, folks.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_01: It was like a fucking Hallmark movie.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, but I think there are things to say like Kira and AJ.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_02: They they I was shocked.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_01: I wasn't.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_01: I wasn't shocked that any of these people got married.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_01: I felt like we were led to believe all along that that's exactly what was gonna happen.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_02: I did not think Kira and AJ would get married.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I definitely didn't.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_02: I thought I just didn't trust that she was in it for the right reasons.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_02: The fact that they're still together, I am stunned.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_02: And they like actually like went to Australia together.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I really felt I just didn't think she was sincere.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_02: I think she was there for the cameras.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_01: No, I think she I think both things were true, and he like has money from something, and so she's happy.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_02: But I she he told her he couldn't take her out to all those fancy dinners everything.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_01: I think he because he worked in banking.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_01: I think what he did was like worked hard, saved up a bunch of fucking money, and then like went off to do his own thing, so he needs to be smart with it now.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_01: But like I mean, because when you looked at her ring compared to the ring that Jack got Faye, AJ's got money.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_01: But so they have to pay for their own rings?
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_01: Well, if they don't, then why the fuck did Jack pick that cracker box ring for Faye?
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_01: Because Jack Like if Jack If Netflix is paying for it, then there's no excuse.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think Jack.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to say he's not smart enough to pick a ring like that, but he just He probably was like, hey, this looks like one I pulled out of a Cracker Jack box when I was a little.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_02: I gotta go with this one, you know?
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_01: That's possible.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_02: So I was surprised that they got married too, honestly.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_01: I wasn't.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_02: But But he was wearing the sliders.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_01: I think that they're dumb because when he said his phone was off, right?
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_01: The whole time that he disappeared for like two hours.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_01: And he said my phone was off, and she's like, Why couldn't I find you and find my friends?
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_01: Cause his phone was off.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_01: It doesn't work if your phone is off.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_01: And he's like, I don't know how it would have gotten turned off.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, your phone was off! These people are so dumb.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_02: That's a good ass point.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_02: But why did he leave and not tell her where he was going and why did he turn his phone off?
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_01: It probably died, as you know.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_02: Then why didn't he say my phone died?
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_01: Well, honestly, he should have said that.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_02: If that were the case, he would have said that.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_02: I think he really why was he wearing the sliders?
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_01: My husband will walk two hours and flip-flops, no problem.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, sorry.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_02: I will too, actually.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_02: I just said flip footsies with you on accident.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_02: I I would too, actually.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, you caught me on that.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_01: I think this is really that way.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_01: He probably did.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_01: I think they all were like way too drunk.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_01: He maybe had some anxiety because he was gonna meet her family that day.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_02: But he already had met them.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe he just needed to go for a fucking walk.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_02: Let the dude go for a walk.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think I could get past it.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna watch it.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_02: I'm being serious.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_02: But then on their separate bachelor and bachelorette nights, when they cut to shots of them both doing the worm, I was like, okay.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_01: Your love story for our time.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_02: Like, can you imagine any other girl you've ever seen on this planet getting down and doing the worm like that?
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_01: Definitely.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, name one.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_01: Hannah Burner.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I don't know her.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_01: She does the worm regularly.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you know more fun people than I do.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_02: Well, she's a celebrity.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_02: Also, I have we forgot to talk about um Kira and Jack, um, Kira and AJ, and how she decorated for Diwali.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_01: That was really sweet.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_02: He was very touched.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_02: That was one moment I was like, oh, see?
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_01: Like perked up a little bit, but then I like- I don't know why that wasn't enough to convince you.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_02: Um, let's see.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_02: The blonde girl and the brunette guy.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_02: Obviously, a love story for our time.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_02: Francesca and Joe.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_01: Ah, they're so sweet.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_01: Obviously, love story for our time.
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_01: They are so sweet.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_01: I don't like again, it was boring in the best way.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're right.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_02: Because even Yasmin and her guy are like best friends.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_02: I think he broke up with her off camera, also.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_02: It's possible.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_02: Because when she came in, it was like she was summoned to like sit down and shoot the scene.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_02: I hope I kinda hope he did.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_02: I that it really was giving that.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah, super fun season.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_02: The hosts, those hosts, I can't tell if I love them or hate them.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_01: Another thought that I had about this season is like I really appreciated how much more fast-paced it was than any other Love is Blind ever before.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_01: And like, even at the reunion, we like didn't spend any time talking to the old couples.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_01: We just said hi, bye, and that it was perfect.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_01: Like it the episodes felt fast-paced.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_01: I felt like we got to the point quickly.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_01: I think we were a whole episode shorter than normal.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I just it was a win.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_02: The editing wasn't such a way where we have to watch them talk and fight for 20 minutes about a fight that they don't introduce what the subject matter is.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_02: And we barely had to spend time with family and friends.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_01: I thought it was great.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, me too.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_02: I really loved it.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_02: You're right.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_01: Um okay, big brother.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_01: Big brother.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_01: We've obviously like.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I hope the the husband's shouting from the other room.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_01: He does a great impression.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_01: Great job, buddy.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_01: I we've missed a lot of episodes um since the last time we talked, obviously, but our icons are in trouble.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm honestly like not mad about it, because otherwise it'd be boring.
• 27:42
  unknown: It would.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, these people would just be so pathetic and stupid if they didn't do this.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_02: It's fun that they are finally Barrett of all people, who like was.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_01: I'm actually like Loki rooting for Barrett.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_02: At this point, I mean he was feeling very floatery.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_02: Until now.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_01: I think I am rooting for Barrett.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_01: Did you like Angela's dramatic singular tier and the editing of that?
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_02: I had to break pod protocol and text you about it.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_02: It was so like literally in the moment.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_02: Because yeah, the music also was killer.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_02: Like those editors, man, they never cease to amaze.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_01: Give him an Emmy.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I'm having fun.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like everyone's actually playing.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_02: Do you think there are any floaters other than maybe she was?
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_02: Josh wins competitions.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_02: Well come- he's a one like one.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_02: No, he was won like two vetoes in a row or something.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_01: People win like one competition and everybody goes, a comp beast.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_01: That is like my biggest pen.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_02: No, I think he's won more than you think.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_02: Angela has won exactly one.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_02: But we like her for different reasons.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_01: I was gonna say, if anybody's a floater, it's Angela.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_02: But when you have a personality like that, I will allow it.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_02: Um, Drew is is playing but for the wrong team, I feel.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_02: Little twerp.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_02: Like he has to know that like those three are never gonna be broken up from each other.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_02: But actually, I mean, I think if I'm Drew, I I think that.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_02: But obviously, they were talking about starting to turn on each other.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_02: Because I mean, who wouldn't?
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_01: If you're really serious about this game, I think they're all also like actually having fun.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_01: Totally.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_01: It's nice, yeah.
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_02: Like I liked last week when Barrett, I think, was like the swing vote for Devin's being on the block.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_02: So before he won the blockbuster, like they were like suspicious of him, but that he might flip.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_02: But they couldn't tell him because like that would freak him out and then he would flip.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_02: And he had to act nice to them because he couldn't tell them he was gonna flip on them in case Devons won the blockbuster, which he did.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_02: So like they could never prove that he would have flipped.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_01: But he would have.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_02: Super fun.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_01: Super fun.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_02: I was watching it and my boyfriend was home, and Zingbot was happening, and he's like, Why is this show so stupid?
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_02: This is the stupidest show because there's so many wacky parts.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_02: Like, if you're not actually if you don't know what you're watching, it just seems like even more insane than it actually is.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you really gotta just like let go and let God.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_02: Zing!
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_00: Pew pew pew pew pew.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you know what we didn't watch?
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_02: Orange County tonight.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_02: No, we didn't watch.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_01: No, we didn't watch Divorce Castle.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_02: That's okay.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_01: I think we're really missing out.
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_02: So, yes, I apologize because this is gonna come out tomorrow.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_02: We're not gonna be up to date on Orange County or Big Brother.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_02: But you know, we had we had to do it.
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_01: Something tells me Orange County is gonna be boring.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_01: If I had to guess.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_01: Um, so everybody got married.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_01: Surprise! Same thing as love is blind.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_01: Although there's a lot more questionable relationships here.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_02: Like all of them.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_01: Let's I think Mallory and Roche are the real deal.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, oh my god.
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_02: I can't believe I forgot about them.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_01: He bawled so many times.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it was just such an emotional thing for him.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_02: And he misses his mom.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_02: I feel so bad.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_02: How I just can't believe he gave like she if I were her, I couldn't get over like what I was making him give up and like how sad he was watching.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_01: His choice.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_01: She's not making him do anything.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_02: I know, but knowing that like he's that devastated because of me.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_02: Again, like it's his own choice.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_02: I know, but I don't know.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_02: I thought she looked really pretty as well.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, she looks stunning.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_02: Great wedding.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_02: Loved it.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_01: Another person who looked stunning was Paula.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_01: Great wedding.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_01: Terrible marriage choice.
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_01: She even said leading like the seconds before.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_01: I have doubts.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_02: But I think she was saying that for the cameras because when they actually got married, God only knows why, but it seemed like they really just love each other.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_01: She said, Life is fun with you, and I thought, when?
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_02: When has it ever been fun?
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_02: Well, did you see what's gonna happen at the reunion?
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_02: So Rosh puts on perfume and hugs Thomas, and Thomas storms off and goes into his little dressing cupboard.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_01: He has a full fit, a full hissy fit.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_01: It's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_01: I can't wait.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_02: I Rosh is should be given an award for thinking of that.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_01: Someone else who looked uh incredible, and she definitely thought so as well, was Aisha.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yes!
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, ain't this the best I ever looked in my whole life?
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, I mean, yeah, probably.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_01: Probably.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, yeah, definitely, but also, like, is that what you're going for?
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, yeah, I guess you are.
• 32:42
  unknown: Yes.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_02: Of course.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_02: Your wedding.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_02: Of course you are.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_01: I wanted to look the best I ever looked at my whole life on my wedding.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_02: I wanted to look the best I ever looked at your wedding, too.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_01: And honestly, I think I did.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_02: I think you did too.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, thank you.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_02: And you did a great job of picking the worst makeup artist to do me so there was no competition.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, you're insane.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_02: I thought her outfit was a little like it was a lot, like obviously, it's the culture, you know what I mean?
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_02: But like the sleeves, I liked how they were what's the word?
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_02: Sculptural.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_01: I thought it looked so cool.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_01: She looked great.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_01: I got nothing but good things to say about that.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, totally.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_01: And I think that they also really love each other.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_02: But what are they gonna do now?
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, she needs to come to terms with the fact that she might need to move to Nigeria at least for a little bit.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_01: And I don't think that she has.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_01: Nope.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_01: Because God hasn't told her to yet.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_02: At the reunion, was he on the screen?
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, honestly, I can't remember what I clocked, but I did clock her saying the blood, the blood, the blood to a lot of people.
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, in the car?
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, in the car.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_02: They were fighting in the car.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_01: So that's gonna be exciting.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_02: I cannot wait.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_01: She's gonna profetize.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_02: So we had Marissa and Edward, boring.
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_02: I don't really have anything to say about that.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_02: She's a monster.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_02: She's a monster.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_02: She's a terrible person.
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_02: I liked how Edward's family was like, oh my gosh, everyone thinks your mom is so beautiful.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_01: She is.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_01: And she's like, I like Edward now.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_01: His family said I looked good.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_01: And her kids were like, I guess this is okay.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, they were so funny.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_01: So, yeah.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yay.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_02: They're not gonna be happy together.
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_02: Definitely not.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_02: And I think we saved the worst for last.
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_01: Josh and Katie.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_02: One of them.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_02: Why aren't we talking about how she has to support him if they divorce?
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, Katie?
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, he'll just go back to England.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_02: No, he won't! I mean, why else would he marry her then to I don't know why he wants to be in the US, but for some reason he clearly wants to be in US.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_01: Well, neither of them have anything.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_01: So to support with what?
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_01: Like the stakes are low with them.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I guess you're right, because it's 40%.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's not even that's not even accurate.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_01: Like that lawyer was dumb.
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, really?
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_02: How do you know?
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_01: Because I've like listened to other podcasts since then who have done the research on my behalf.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_02: Well, maybe our 11 listeners should go listen to those ones because they seem more informative.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_01: If they you know that they probably do because we probably that's how we showed up.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_01: You might like this if you like this.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_01: Did you put that setting on?
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_01: I think that's an automatic thing, no?
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_01: That's why I tag everything with all them tags.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, I don't know.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_01: We don't know how you found us, but we're really glad that you did, the eleven of you.
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_01: We really appreciate you.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_02: Because our takes are so unbelievably unique and valuable.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_02: Why are you laughing?
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_02: Because it's so don't laugh at that.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_02: What was that from?
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_02: I was just wondering that.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_02: Don't laugh at that.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_02: What was that from?
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_02: I was literally just trying to think of it.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_02: I can't remember.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, I don't want to ask.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_02: It's probably something really easy, and you don't know either.
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, but whatever it was, it was funny.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, Katie and Josh.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, I figured out who Katie is.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_02: Who?
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_02: So she's like so sexual, but she's also like a child.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_02: She's literally Emma Stone's character in Poor Things.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you're so right.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_02: She has like the brain of a five-year-old in the body of a horny woman.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_01: You're so right.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_02: Isn't that crazy?
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_02: Like the way she dressed, like wore her dress for her wedding and dressed.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_01: Silver words have never been spoken.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_02: She's a child.
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_02: And like, did her creepy ass parents put a child's brain in her body?
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_01: They hate her guts.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_02: Like, did they see the movie Poor Things and then create it?
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_01: They hate her so much.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_01: And I thought it was so the whole ceremony was so awkward, but like the dad walking in front of her while she carried her flash dress.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_02: She had to because the aisle was so thin.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_01: But at one point, like.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_02: Are you gonna try to tell me that they are like good together?
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_02: He's sick for liking her.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_02: Kind of, because like the fact that she's a five-year-old's brain and he married her is sick.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_01: But at one point she said, like, he loves me for me, I can be myself.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_01: And I think that's kind of true.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because her parents sure don't love her for her, and she can't be herself.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_01: Seems it really like nobody does.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_02: She has friends, she has more friends than I do.
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_01: Barely, she has like two friends, and I think they also hate her.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_02: No, when she was she had that birthday at that bar.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_01: That was all dudes that she's like hooked up with.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_02: Plus those two girls.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I don't know what else to say about that wedding.
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_01: It was just a cringe wedding.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_02: Not as cringy as Debbie and Mito.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_02: What did you think of Mito's grand bridal entrance?
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_02: I think Debbie actually loved it.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_02: But why did he enter like the bride?
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_01: Because he wanted to surprise her.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_02: That kiss is one that will should be etched into the Mount Rushmere more of 90-day moments right next to what's his face with his poncho.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_01: And Mohammed and Danielle.
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_01: What do they do?
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_02: Just all of them.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_01: And how he when the producers asked him solo how the sex was, he said, so so.
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_02: I think that was him being generous.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_01: I think that's because what he meant to say is, well, she doesn't have a penis, so.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_02: After the they had sex, he was like, enough kisses.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but enough kiss.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_01: My if my husband ever said enough kisses to me, I'd be like, How about you never get one again?
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_02: That scene was so icky.
• 38:51
  SPEAKER_01: This woman is like mentally unwell.
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_02: Another one that we're it's being exploited.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_01: Just letting this happen to her.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_01: It's fucking crazy.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, is she that desperate?
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_02: Like she's a spicy gumble since season 11.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_02: She absolutely is.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm the reunion is gonna be fun.
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_02: And who Oh, Katie said Needle was hot! Yeah, that's that was wild.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_01: Not accurate.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, maybe it's just something about the curls.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe she's into gay guys.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_01: I think she just thinks anybody with a penis is attractive.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_01: Kinda not Thomas.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_01: Probably Thomas.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_02: If anyone's hot, it'd be Rosh, I think.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's attractive.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_02: Not to be confused with Josh, which by the way, they finally addressed his haircut and he calls it his lettuce, Angela says.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_01: Um, also, we get to see Shay and Katie take shots together, which I've been waiting for my whole life.
• 39:56
  SPEAKER_01: It feels so right.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_02: He could be a child in a grown-up's body too, honestly.
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_02: She gives him baths.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_02: You're not wrong.
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe those two really are made for each other.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_01: They should have gotten married.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_02: Katie, how do you feel about light laugh?
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_02: Light laugh.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_02: So after we hang up, we're gonna date everything we just said by going to watch Big Brother.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_01: I know, I can't wait.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_02: Are we gonna rot this week?
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_02: We have to finish out our week, and then this weekend I'm going home.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_01: Well, Saturday we'll probably I don't have anything planned, so we're teaching the baby how to rot.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_01: That's really important for him.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_02: The most important skill.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_02: Then maybe we'll get to walking, you know, sign language is somewhere on that list, I feel like.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_02: But rotting.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_01: Rodding comes first, so that's what my plan is for us.
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_02: And I hope everyone else gets some good rotting done.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_01: Have a great weekend.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_02: When we get there, thanks for bearing with our sketch.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks for rotting with us.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_01: We'll probably talk to you in like a week and a half.
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_02: Who knows?
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_02: Time will tell.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_02: Chris, this is as good as ours.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_02: Send us a text.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_01: I can't, I don't know how to get rid of that.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry about it.
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_01: And let us know.
• 41:11
  SPEAKER_01: But it the feature does work because my husband has sent us a text.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_02: So I never got it.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_01: It goes to our Buzz Sprout account, but it does send somewhere.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_02: Has anyone else ever sent a text?
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_01: You.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_01: I have one from your phone number.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_01: It says test.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_01: Well, so it works.
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_01: Send us a text.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_01: Send us a text.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_01: Tell us when you want to hear it's probably okay.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_01: Bye.