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The Trailer Park Hooker · Scott & Ally on Demand

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SPEAKER_00: Now, this guy.
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SPEAKER_00: The owner of the San Francisco 49ers.
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SPEAKER_00: He was arrested in a little prostitution sting.
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SPEAKER_00: He was in East Palestine, Ohio.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: At a trailer park?
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SPEAKER_00: And paid$140 for this.
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SPEAKER_01: You're the CEO of the 49ers and you're picking up a hoe at the trailer park?
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SPEAKER_01: I know, don't they have like high-end hookup apps for all this?
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, his first name's Jed, so that might take him back to his roots, you know.
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SPEAKER_01: Let's go to East Palestine, Ohio to the trailer park to try to find it.
0:38
SPEAKER_01: I but then I started thinking about it.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm like, you know, this is my kind of guy.
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SPEAKER_01: This is how he stays rich.
0:43
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: He goes to the cheap hookers at the trailer park in East Palestine.
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SPEAKER_00: He ends up getting a fine of like$1,150 or something.
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SPEAKER_00: Has to serve one day in jail, which he already has done.
0:57
SPEAKER_00: So he's good.
0:58
SPEAKER_00: So he's good.
0:59
SPEAKER_00: So he's good.
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SPEAKER_00: The 49ers have been contacted.
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SPEAKER_00: They know about it, and they said, we're gonna review our what is it called?
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SPEAKER_00: When it's like basically how you look, your personal conduct or whatever.
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SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
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SPEAKER_00: Whatever their policy is.
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SPEAKER_00: But you know, honestly, this is very shaky because the whole thing's just weird.
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SPEAKER_01: You're a CEO of the San Francisco 49ers.
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SPEAKER_01: If you really need to get a fix, aren't you gonna go and be like, I'm going to find a high end.
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SPEAKER_01: Maybe that's maybe that's what it was.
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SPEAKER_01: He didn't want to have a a record of him having quote unquote escorts, air quotes, through a high-end uh, you know, you know, whatever however that's I you know, this tells you something good about me.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know how that's booked.
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SPEAKER_01: So I guess I've never been down that path.
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SPEAKER_01: So he's probably thinking to himself, well, the trailer park uh in East Palestine looks alright.
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SPEAKER_00: Second best.
1:55
SPEAKER_00: But as far as as far as reviewing his his conduct, come on.
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SPEAKER_00: You got Robert Kraft, who gets happy endings.
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SPEAKER_00: You got Deshaun Watson, who is such a stain to women.
2:12
SPEAKER_00: Uh, that's a stain to all of Cleveland.
2:15
SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, yeah, that's true.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and and I hate it when you see these football players who all of a sudden rough up their wives, their girlfriends.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, if we're gonna get let's get to the nitty-gritty of the policy.
2:27
SPEAKER_00: Because we need to get we need a clean house.
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SPEAKER_01: There's a lot more to check into than just that.
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SPEAKER_00: We need a clean house more than a guy who's trying to get a little slap and tickle for 140 bucks and bucks in a trailer park.
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SPEAKER_01: And if you're Jed's wife To a consensual adult, by the way.
2:43
SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, consensual is in, yeah, we're gonna arrest you now because this was part of the state.
2:47
SPEAKER_00: Well, I know.
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SPEAKER_00: I I mean I get it's illegal, but it's not a good thing.
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SPEAKER_00: It's disagreeable if they're trying to arrest you.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm just saying, she she was going to consent to that, right?
2:55
SPEAKER_00: I think she was a cop.
2:56
SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, I'm saying in a normal, like in a normal.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, you mean if it wasn't a sting, it was just you're going to the trailer park, which by the way was two trailers over.
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SPEAKER_01: He picked the wrong one.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know if that's true or not.
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SPEAKER_01: I I did not hear that.
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SPEAKER_01: Can you imagine the insult to this guy if he's married, if Jed's married?
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SPEAKER_01: Not only there's multiple insults here, yes, I know.
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SPEAKER_01: But the but one that stands out to me is I can see her looking at him and being like, You went to pick up a trailer park hooker?
3:27
SPEAKER_01: I want a slap in the face.
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SPEAKER_00: Ched York is currently legally married but is in the process of a divorce.
3:33
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's no shocker after this story.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm sure it'll solidify.
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SPEAKER_00: His wife, oh yeah, for sure.
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SPEAKER_00: His wife filed in May of 2026 after four after 15 years of marriage.
3:43
SPEAKER_01: Ah.
3:44
SPEAKER_00: But I wonder if he's had this issue for quite some time.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't I don't know if this is a first first time or not, but God, what an insult, though.
3:52
SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's bad enough to find out, oh, your significant other's cheating.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, sometimes though, I'm gonna tell you.
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SPEAKER_00: So some people like eating caviar.
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SPEAKER_00: I like eating a good old, great value hot dog.
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SPEAKER_00: So just because I like it cheap, don't hate.
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SPEAKER_01: I told you in the beginning, it's how the rich stay rich.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Go for the inexpensive hooker.
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SPEAKER_00: I I like I like something that is is down and dirty.
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SPEAKER_00: Down and dirty.
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SPEAKER_01: Because you just know the class is just oozing off that.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't I don't need a I don't need a nineteen thousand dollar hooker when I can get a hundred and forty dollar one and she does the same thing.
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SPEAKER_01: Speaking of oozing, Jen, I hope you got a shot of penciling.