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A Party to Remember · Rotgrind - Narrative Declaration

• When we last left our merry band of Chocolux, we saw them return to the city of Outset. Navigating through the endless crowds, the crew noticed a familiar face. A ratfolk nobleman they met during their encounter with the Martinet, and is now seemingly being publicly executed by the Tyrant's Guild. The team rushes in to save him, but an amalgamate, a creature composed of different raging elementals all smashed together, ambushed the party and the Tyrant's Guild members. With swift thinking, the party quickly saves the ratfolk noblemen, fleeing from the barrel and returning to Baldrick's house, where waiting for them was a golden skeleton bearing an invitation to a nobleman's party. Now equipped with this letter, we join our merry band of Chocolux and another exciting episode of All righty chat, are you excited for another exciting episode of Rotgrind? Oh yeah! Oh yeah! One thing, I don't know why, but it wasn't even better how hard to try. Welcome back and talking back to this. Hope everyone had an excellent break so far. Hope everyone had a wonderful week, weekend, day. You're maybe walking to work, or maybe you're doing dishes right now. Maybe you're doing something at your job. However you're listening or watching everything else, we hope you've been doing A-OK. And remember, we're always live on Twitch.tv4 slash Narrative Declaration. And we had some things changed. We're back from Gen Con. You know, we're kind of surviving and stuff. And I've also noticed that my bars here have horribly broken. I'll get that fixed. But I hope everyone's been having an absolutely lovely time. And I have to ask you guys, have you fed your brain worm today? Oh, no. Don't feed them. We don't have to ask that question, Zorin. It's okay. All day after midnight. Don't feed them. Obviously, we've all been, you know, playing the Baldur's Gate 3 game. And I have a request. I have a request for fans and stuff. We've all obviously been playing. I already blasted through and played through the game while I was having COVID and stuff. And, you know, just because what else am I going to do? Have a request. If anyone would like to help us out, we would love to recreate our rock-run characters in that game and potentially play it or so all together and stuff. Because I think there's a mod to increase the player limit as well so we can all have a little hee-hoo and stuff. So if somebody is super talented in the modding scene and can help us, like, you know, get, like, Baldur's helmet and Oren's wings and all this other stuff. And Rahula's tree. Yeah, and Rahula's whole tree form. If someone could help us out in that way, that would be appreciated, you know. And I'll try my best to kind of help out, whatever. But if somebody can help figure that out, that would be awesome. Let us know on Discord at discord.gg forward slash narrative declaration. That should be our URL that you can see or always in the description. That would be awesome if we could do that. We would love to play through it because I think we kind of discussed internally. You're like, oh, I mean, I should have, like, a Patreon exclusive thing. But we would love to play the game and have you all hee-hoo with us. But welcome back, everyone. I would like to go around the horn to the amazing players that bring you the adventure rock grind, starting off with Arne Rushing. Hi, hello. It's me. I'm Odo. I'm going to be playing Vina, the sylph swashbuckler. And today... Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Discord, she's loading. She exploded. She's loading. Why don't you do her thing? Three, two, two, two. One, one. Two, two, two, two, two, two, two. That bit saved. My internet cut off. There it goes. And today... So if you want to restart, Odo, the start went out. So try one more time. No. Okay. Hi, I'm Odo. I'm playing Vina, the sylph swashbuckler. And today I am inside your gate. And I'm baldering your gate. I can't believe you bawled someone's gate. I baldered your gate, Zoran. Next up, we have the ever-lovely Hulky Crow. That's me. I'm Hulky Crow. And today I'll be playing the funny little, he's very, very small, tree man, Rahua. And I'm sure he'll look the part for this fun gala that we are no doubt going to make an impression at. Of course, we're next up, our ever-cylindrical terrorist, Zoran Dill. Hi. My name is Zoran Dill, and I play as Baldrick Weathers, the alchemist. That's not a class that's in D&D, so we'll, you know, that's funny. But I throw grenades and bombs, and I blow things up. So, yeah. Very funny. Yeah. Of course, we have our ever-revolutionary, the Brain Worm Lord himself, Speaker D. Hi there. I'm Speaker D. I will be playing Tanhauser, the magus, who's also a robot, kinda. But listen, none of that's important. Here's what's really important, friends and family of Baldur's Gate. Through the astral tadpole, we can accomplish things far beyond our mortal means. Take him down. He's speaking too much. Take him down. As many words in your brain as possible. Push him. Get rid of him. Get him out. Put him in your brain. Take him out. Fucking shot. And of course, the one who will be orchestrating all the mess, everything, the actual high of mind himself, Thurston Hillman. I haven't played Baldur's Gate. What the fucking, look at this fucking guy. I'm sorry. Get off the stage. I'm banning all his fucking responsibilities. Oh, you're just fucking. Hi. That's all. It's me. I've been busy. My life is, I'm busy. I can't wait to play a game. But Thurston, something amazing happened when me and you were at Gen Con. Oh, yeah. There was some pretty cool stuff that happened. We got COVID. That was pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah. I thought. The exciting new announcement. COVID. Whereas in Zoran's case, it was bad. In my case, it was like, oh, my throat tickled for two days. So I was actually pretty fine. But I am sorry. You had the bad times, my friend. I got so down for like a week, but I still powered through. I still scream, just coughing, going, you know, like just dying. I don't want you to die. Oh, yeah. Also, there was a Magic the Gathering card heist. Someone stole a pallet with $350,000 of Magic the Gathering cards. Exactly. Oh, my God. What? I didn't hear about that. There were fistboxes for the Mickey card and all sorts of stuff. It wasn't the Mickey card. It turns out it was two guys who swiped a literal pallet full of like Magic Commander techs. That was like, yeah, $350,000. Now, what would make this even better is the fact that they decided that while they were doing this expert theft in a place that is full of cameras, that they would wear T-shirts for the card game they helped design. So that was cool. You can find that in the news. I just want to congratulate Thurston and Zoran for their successful 300K cardboard heist. I'd like to congratulate you guys. I think maybe you shouldn't have worn those Rotgrind shirts, but, you know, I think you did a great job. And I can't wait to begin seeing the Black Lotuses just roll on in. Just roll it out. Roll it out. Oh, and I guess the other thing from Gen Con was we announced Starfinder 2nd Edition. So that was pretty cool. Yippee! Fuck yeah! Casually drop a giant project. Oh, you know, it's also, like, it's going to be fully compatible with Pathfinder 2nd Edition, so that's going to be super epic and cool. Because, like, it's almost like doing this show in Pathfinder 2nd Edition for the last, god, like over a year now, has helped me get even more Pathfinder 2e knowledge, which is super useful in my current job of turning Starfinder over into Pathfinder 2e system. That's been fun. Yeah, so when a year from now Thurston just shoots us into space, you'll all know why. Or I could just bring enemies with laser guns in. Or missile launchers. Or, you know, all sorts of fun things that we're designing. Grenades. Grenades are cool. They're bringing a missile launcher to our sword fight. Use a grenade! Or when we, you know, have to inevitably introduce Skiddermanders into the world of Tyne. I'm looking forward to that. They're so cute and cuddly. I get sued so fast. Well, I get it. Thurston loves the meme animals. I do, I do. I would also like to say that, you know, they can carry three missile launchers, so that's pretty cool. Three? Speaking of three missile launchers, hi, I'm Zoran, and I play the Strix Druid Oran. And just a reminder for podcast folks, we love you podcast people. We hope you're having a good walk, work day, whatever the hell you're doing. And Thurston, what adventure do you have for us today? Sorry, I don't know why, but when you said, we hope you're having a good walk, I'm imagining someone cooking with a walk. And I was just very amused with that. Hey, that is a good time to be listening to Rock Grime. Please listen to us whenever you're cooking, especially if you're using knives. Oh, also, chat, for either on the Twitch, if you're on the Twitch stream, or if you're listening on YouTube, or whatever you are, every sub, we will give you, okay, you get something this time, besides of, you know, our smiling faces, you also get a brain worm. We'll give you one. Yay! Why do you keep offering these things we can't deliver on? Yeah, we can. They will get a brain worm. Get on with it. That's what Thurston is going to get. The only way. Thurston, it's not Kickstarter. If we lie about it, we don't deliver on it. We don't get, like, sued. Yeah. So true. But on that note, Rahua did do the recap. I already gave you a summary. But if you want to hear his recap and some other banter stuff, you can head over to patreon.com forward slash narrative declaration to hear the whole thing and the Patreon-exclusive VOD. But, of course, here is the adventure Thurston has for us today. This is a salon viewing and soiree put on by a noble by the name of Sandal Declan, who you heard a little bit about from Chamberlain and Nathian two episodes ago. You heard that Sandal Declan is a noble who is putting on this event, and there are several influential members of the city who will be in attendance. And we're looking for, quote-unquote, inconsistencies. Yeah, I think you're kind of tasked with getting a lay of the land and seeing who, you know, the power players at this event might be. All with the information that was given to you in advance that Sandal would be regaling guests with tales of the airship he's having constructed for him. Very interesting. Yeah, yeah. No one cares about airships, though. They are important. And we're going to steal it. I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence. I'm going to eat the Mona Lisa. The Independence is now the name of the airship. Is the Declaration of Independence just going to be the full name of your airship? Well, we are self-styled liberators, so it would track and be on brand. No, we can do better than that. We can do better than that. Can we? Okay. I'll kill you. We're going to find out. You can't call the airship, I'll kill you. It's very, like, Barry's the lead. Yeah, so I'm actually going to hand it right back to all of you as you are in the People's Duplex, finishing up a lovely meal with your eclectic band that you've accrued and discussing your next steps, knowing that you basically have, like, a day of prep here for your visit to the salon. So, anyway, as I was saying, we all need to get new outfits, right? That's kind of a given, isn't it? Why would we need to wear new outfits? Oh, yes, you're hideous looking. You need something nice if you're going into... I know. What's wrong with my outfit? And he's, like, covered in, like, sticks are poking out and leaves, and there's a couple worm to go... He, like, slurps one of them up that come out of his scarf. He's like, what's wrong with me? There's nothing wrong with you, Oren. You have that natural charm, that green glow. He's eating a cockroach right now. Oh! I think that green glow is a little bit of radioactivity. After we test the elephant's foot in, looks at script, episode three. I've been glowing the entire time. I told you we shouldn't have stolen the elephant's foot. Never going to find another buyer. Anyway. So, do you suppose we should go in disguise? We are still technically sort of... I mean, I haven't seen a ton of wanted posters of us around, but we are a little infamous. I don't exactly have a disguise. Do you have a second helmet? Maldrick's just going to tilt his head towards her. The empty, empty visor just sort of staring back at her. Do you have a helmet for the nicer parts of town? Is it gilded? We can find some kind of mask or a different helm or something like that. Well, you could buy a new one off the streets, Marlene kind of, like, pops in. In fact, they're selling them rather frequently now in the district. The helmets have become something of a celebrity item. Rocket helmets? Yeah. Oh. Well, hey, Baldrick, you're famous. Maybe you can get one in your favorite color. What is your favorite color? You do realize that's not the point, right? The point was not to become famous? Well, so long as we're famous rather than infamous. We're both. Can I make a narrative declaration? Yes. Can I make a narrative declaration where the people know where Baldrick lives and wants his autograph, but the authorities will never find his home? Right. I appreciate that you're, like, can I do a narrative declaration to just, like, make this house more obvious? All of it's okay with Erendil. We've got a big neon sign that says the people's duplex. Come right in. Somebody is, some huckster has to be stealthy, but you guys continue to be loud as a joke. Silence is optional in this mission. Jeez. I will absolutely allow you to spend a hero point, Oren, to have a giant neon sign and people outside waiting for autographs. Only if it's okay with Erendil. There's just a big, like, fucking tourist cart going by. We have a PA system, some hucksters just advertising very plainly, this is where the known terrorist Baldrick Weathers lives. It's like Hollywood. Exactly. And to our right. And to our right, here we see a famous Baldrick Weathers house. Now, this man blew up the pawn's plaster. Okay, sorry, I derailed it on the thing, so we won't do the things. I think we're going against Baldrick's deal. And I think Baldrick was saying something at the time. I don't remember what I was saying, dude. I'm sorry, I derailed it for the bit. But Oren will kind of lean over going, well, that sounds good, Mr. Baldrick, to get you something that doesn't look like, looks at your helmet. You. And I guess I could change it. Well, one thing I could do is that I was able to turn into a dwarf last time, so I could disguise myself completely. So I might have to go to the bathroom several times to keep up the illusion, but I could maybe do it for like, I think my shape lasts for like 10 minutes, I think. So he would only have to be there for a little bit, so he'll be like, well, I could try to infiltrate somewhere and just try to be back up. But if I really need to come in as a distraction, I could transform myself, you know, to look like something else completely. If you're going to expend that much effort, why not just wear a large piece of fabric that covers your wings? Or better yet, transform yourself into a small innocuous animal. Be a service dog. That's not a bad idea. Yeah, yeah. Because you have no eyes, Mr. Tadhauser. Tadhauser, I'll be your service dog. Oh, no. Yes, wait, I'm going to pretend to be blind. Yeah. Oh, we could easily just take those eyes out and keep them somewhere. It is not easy. It's a rather complicated process. If I'm not mistaken, if I'm understanding your political beliefs, Tadhauser, I believe people have said that justice is blind, and that would be very on brand for you. I suppose so. But that means I'll have to abandon my outfit for the gala. What a shame. Yeah. I mean, I think it'll be easier to speak with people if there's no possibility that we're recognized as, you know, terrorists. I suppose so. Tadhauser, in just dejected, just goes to where he's been staying, and he takes out the outfit that he had been slowly cobbling together over many years, the full-bodied formal suit made entirely out of spent shell casings. Oh, all right, all right, all right. Explosive shards. Oh, okay. We all cringe. Yeah. Tanny, that is a great plan B. Maybe our plan A should be shopping. But I was going to be the general. So for those of us who are a little more conspicuous, what do you suppose we should do for disguises? Oren can turn into a doggy. Tadhauser, I don't imagine you can take off your rebreather, as it is for breathing. Ruhua, you're pretty distinct. You are unmistakable and one of a kind. And Baldrick... Oh, thank you. You're welcome. And Baldrick, your helmet, I mean, people would know what it is anywhere. Exactly. That's kind of the point behind me, uh, what's the word? Not going directly in? Hmm. You could skulk around outside and we can split up a little bit, divide and conquer, but... If we are in the belly of the beast, that might be a bit dangerous. Could just wear masks. Is it a masquerade? We can pretend like we thought it was. Thirsten, it's not a masquerade, is it? I don't know. How much research have you done on this event? Presumably we were told about it and the conceit of it enough to be able to... If Oren reads the invitation, it would say it there. There's a theme, they'll probably say. There's no masquerade or theme based. Uh, if anything, it seems like it is a small, uh, social gathering, uh, in which, um, various relics and treasures of antiquity are going to be on display. Okay. It's a showcase and or could be an auction leader. So, we just gotta dress nice. We could come up with a story as to why half of our entourage is wearing masks. We do have the hat of disguise for one of us. I just fear that people will be able to see through that. Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. move over but if you're going to wear masks why don't you all wear the bucket helmet i feel like that'll be even more conspicuous no it's not a good idea then we look like a gang bucky are we not we're not we are but they can't think about that i'm sorry i i tried to continue no crunch we we love your contributions if you need someone to craft the bucket helmets though certainly call me in my my smithy and i can i'm pretty down for being a symbol or something eventually we just have the bucket rebellion you know the yellow tyrant rebellion now is bucket rebellion hell yeah all right so i mean we could sell the story that some of you are bodyguards if you need to cover your face perhaps so or perhaps uh maybe we could get uh what are things that are socially acceptable to cover your face in sounds like a society check i'm asking the group all right we can all cover our faces and cloth that's a good start i'll make a society check uh 23 my friends um i mean in in outset there's all manner of different you know attires facial coverings um certainly some nations in like quan sheer notable for veils and face coverings um there's you know entire like you know there's entire facial coverings for you know raiders in terlim in in some areas in the inheritor lands um masks themselves are also you know fairly prevalent in this city a lot of people use them in reference to like these strange stone faces that appear or in organizations like the tyrant's guild that use masks well perhaps who and i the two least capable of disguising themselves could go as tyrant's guild officials that's the personal bodyguard of valley posing as our main and noble and i or and you can be her dog and baldrick you can you you're you're you're her doctor doctor yes because you are you have an illness that makes you blue i think it might be more sensible if i also go as a bodyguard or that is true and yes we have a nobleman with us who might also have more insight and he points to the mouse we all just grind in place and look at him like yeah like five sets of eyes just glowing deep into his hi there hi hi hi so would it be believable for three bodyguards to be wearing masks well anything's believable if you try hard enough but um i'm guessing that's uh that's can i can i ask a question please what are you um trying to do we're mostly just trying to get a beat on people there we're looking for suspicious figures we're looking for anyone particularly the medics guild seems to be the uh target of some of the investigations going on and then uh uh just kind of seeing what we see oh okay um who's who's gonna do the talking i can i'm wonderfully charismatic i'll be a dog you would make a very good doggy thanks christian mark oh let's see how this goes oh no it was rolling the house blows up there were pipe bombs beneath the floorboards the entire time um okay um well how can i ask um who exactly it is you're you're going to deal with uh it's sander deckland you said sandal sandal deckland oh oh oh well um yeah you should definitely do the talking why sandal is a character okay what's he like um outgoing garyous loves um people i also give me a perception check give me a perception check i'm gonna give you a perception check this is where i'm kind of hoping for the nat one honestly no that's a 28 uh he's tessin here's being real polite but um you like you the the underlying tone of like lecherous is coming into play here oh oh he's like that whoa well he's uh uh he's a character oh boy maybe we should just kidnap and murder him or something that is a very good plan b or it's more like a plan 1.5 like it's kind of part of plan a if we get there yeah like a point b yeah yeah like a and a half or has no idea how this works terrific but i'll say this you probably won't have to worry too much about standing out um because uh he'll have all sorts of stuff he likes showing things off well that's good in that case we probably don't have to worry too much about the idea of three crazed bodyguards a blue woman and a dog or whatever animal oran feels like but you could be a bear it would be really fun if i just walked in and we were like yeah i have bears i just own bears isn't that isn't that quirky yeah we could do that i i have to worry though um uh our newest friend um i have a question does this does it does this know that like to collect things that are interesting uh well he uh likes to show off okay well i'm saying we all might need to be careful group because rhua and oran will tap rhua um is definitely a very interesting thing that someone would probably like to collect do you just think rhua is a thing sure rhua's good honor crunch stands up slightly offended on rhua's behalf you know what i was meaning you're a thing to other people but you're your friend to me i don't know if i should feel offended like that was some kind of veiled racism but i've had worse things said to me so i'm i don't think it's worth getting angry you're my friend too or in face hating everyone feeling like baldrick so it's like hi regardless i do think that you should die it's in a lot with gorgamonger so i just don't want him to collect you motherfucker over 20 years of a dragon campaign he will not take this from me and it's like i just don't want the hell we're gonna do and i don't want anyone to uh basically you know kidnap them i do agree that i am a bit a bit conspicuous it might be odd for those collectors of oddities to acquire so it might behoove whatever disguise i am given to cover up as much of me as one can i can do a little bit of disguising myself but it's mostly to the extent of my armor and whatever plant matter i can manifest at that time i think that uh you should get the hat of disguise we might have some people that can see through it but but here's what i'm beginning to think friend rat man yeah you said that this individual this sandal is not the most discerning of noblemen yes um well i've only met him once and he was hitting on my girlfriend at the time and that was really awkward rough one well that's very unfortunate but it was it led to the riz lord steal your girlfriend oh no she left me for other reasons oh oh oh i'm oh well you're really better off and i put my hand on his shoulder look love's night aside people focus focus yeah all right it's probably not important for you to hear about okay i'm very very strongly resisting the urge to do what we did to pick turn and just lay into this man you can tell us anything you feel comfortable with if it helps you i would be more than happy to hear about your girlfriend uh i'm baldrick is going to throw his glass of water at fucking dan hauser no you should circuit him well that's not that's rather rude now i'm wet now i definitely need to change hey no fighting at the dinner table you're right uh my point though given that this is not the most discerning of noblemen would it really be all that out of sorts if a talking tree a strange robot man and several other people frequently found on wanted posters happen to only slightly disguise themselves and walk in do you think that would pass muster or do you think that this is the sort of person that actually knows how to read and might actually try and stop us if we just want to this is outset that seems like an average tuesday at most taverns thurston can i make a check to see if that would blow over well with maybe a society of some kind of worse please yeah jesus christ i will also roll so that's a four gives me an 18 okay because i have a society oh wow you're so good with society you better not talk him out of our shopping montage 28 okay so like so so so baldrick you certainly are like this past is muster and then like tan house or you're like this path and then you have this like moment of pausing and look over at like your fully armored tank your half elven bureaucrat your rat folk accountant and your gargoyle scholar and realize yeah this is kind of kind of normal for outset like that there's some this is a very multicultural uh multi-ancestral uh city so the the point i was more looking towards was we should definitely probably try to disguise ourselves more than just a wee bit yeah that was my question essentially what i wanted to know was if we just walk in there dressed up in fancy noble clothes are we going to get instantly arrested like we would in real life or you have an invitation will we comically so we'd be good yeah okay then i'm going to look at everyone i'm going to say we're all fools the power of outset is its diversity diversity is outset's strength therefore murderers can go to parties with an invitation that's us let's go get some nice clothes and some cologne and let's crash this party marlene's hand like briefly goes up as a i would argue that it's also has something to do with the architectural marvels that are constantly improving this like that party and he gets up and like knocks things over hey this is my house looks dejected down at like the the marvels of industrialization no well the the logic is more that if we we because we are well known in the city people may be a little less inclined to well just give me an outset law lord you know check please all right i'm on it outset law go that'll be 27 cool um like it is kind of a clarifying point um that that is important here that like you as you're having this discussion it's kind of bringing to the forefront in your mind baldrick um you you are people of interest and like wanted in a sense by the tyrant's guild note that the tyrant's guild isn't even the official policing force of the city they're sort of like self-appointed in a lot of ways right so if there if there if it was like a tyrant's guild event sure you'd have problems but this is not a tyrant's guild event um and in fact you're probably not even on the radar of of the the folks you would be going into an event like this okay so that definitely clarifies a lot about what to expect like just moving around yeah yeah so we wouldn't be recognized is the the the word you might be but like like even if you were um it's not necessarily like a bad thing there you've done nothing you know you've broken no proper city laws or at least been held accountable for it yet um the the tyrant's guild has mostly had its ongoing vendetta slash issues with you but those do not apply to like a wider area all right then we just get our fancy clothes and move on then armed with this knowledge i suggest we go to the fly store and purchase as the kids say a fly outfit thurston can i make a society check to see if there's anywhere better we can go to find better quality clothes than the literal fly market yes yes please succeed and thurston please say no we could always go the blarts blarts yeah blarts what is picture in here all right it's just six why is picture in here what the fuck anyway i've replaced um oh picturn you're back from the undiscovered country oh now he's gone back from the farm where he puts you down oh spoilers spoilers i am chasing you so a 16 would indicate you know in this area but the fly market's a pretty pretty good place to go for any of your needs you're a son of a bitch i know you i know you prodded my die to make it land on a two oh yes like i i closed my eyes i know you bumped the table hey i wish we could use real dice i got some real pretty dice gen con y'all i spent a lot of money on pretty dice gen con as you should i need to update my nice collection oh well knowing that we have no chance uh we will just go to blotus's i guess to get better clothes all right well we can start there and go on our shopping trip and uh we'll have a montage around town blotus's family restaurant has everything that you want welcome to my shop as the scene transitions after our you know uh commercial break that you could imagine happened all right blotus what are the fanciest clothes you've got we've got a fancy party to attend and uh we need to look we we need to eat these people up you understand blotus the fly merchant stares back into you and into your soul veena um there there is a a moment of of understanding and a nod oh you need to the very best oh yes we need to be serving you know you can't use that word we're not saying that word yes you're serving he's gonna dress you like a maid you know blotus knows what i mean blotus knows roll a negotiation to determine if he knows blotus is gonna dress tanhauser like a maid you are off the hook excuse excuse me thurston uh could you please roll for him to know i'm taking over for a moment please roll to have him understand you do know about serving don't you bloat sister oh my lord don't say those words out here i don't know why it always defaults me to pepin now pepin just runs into the store just throws a dice for kinds of a podcast viewer sometimes like with foundry like i think uh like sometimes when there's a token selected or something you take control of a character as a game master it'll roll as that character the thing every so often pepin her old undead squire will pop up and go like uh i'm serving see this one knows how to serve well you know um i i i serving is uh is good you want a servant's attire i can help you out no that's not what i okay well you know we need fancy clothes for a noble party oh you're pretending to be nobles well there's nothing pretending about it honey we are so noble give me a diplomacy check oh of course i'm i'm i have a relatively high diplomacy so i should i should hope that i can roll no i can't i can't roll a good number for things i'm drained in what did you roll for the podcast people it's a 17 i rolled a three on the dice so like as this happens like one of the flies comes out of blotus's cage and sort of just like lands on your shoulder attracting your briefest notice and you notice that the like the fly has a little like crown and clearly has little noble fly attire and it just like shakes its head at you before flying back oh i don't think that that's the case but we can help you pretend well what would sir flying to know laura leans to you leans the uh veda and goes i think he just served but yes i i can can arrange some uh some good attire for uh all of you and your bills even your friend there looks at rahua you know i think rahua would look dashing in a bow tie as an experiment can i put the hat of disguise on rahua to see what it turns him into yeah sure maldrick will do that he will reach into the people's loot whatever object that might particularly be nebulous entity that it is and retrieve the hat of disguise elbow deep into venus hat thurston yes does the hat of disguise have its own sense of will what it turns the wear into or do i have a say in this um all right so appears as another creature of the same body shape and roughly similar height within six inches and weight 50 pounds as yourself uh it's good enough to hide your identity uh but not to impersonate a specific individual okay okay is there like do you have some like actor like you're just now going to indicate that you are like please please go tell me what you want to look like in human form with the hat of disguise on you oh so it has to be human uh no no it has to be humanoid oh similarly sized there are a few humans of that size that is true i mean my de facto is if you put the hat of disguise on him he was just going to turn into a giant silver rectangular prism i hate you no one would ever suspect an anarchite kanrasu as a perfect tights that's so good ah yes here's my bodyguard the fridge chris redfield uh do i have to make a narrow declaration to appear as chris redfield uh yes please okay i'll i'll spend an arrow declaration to be a very large man down the hero point thank you chris i love this lantern jaw look why you seem like you could punch up through a boulder with your bare hands wait one sec one sec one sec i i need to um i need to clarify uh something hulky it's going to be very important going forward okay uh which era of chris redfield are we talking here ah uh i want i want stalwart spec ops daddy look from resident evil village oh like with the with the big coat and everything yeah it has like a width to him that is somewhat unnerving to stare at oh my god he's gonna turn into mr sex okay it's just mr x in a g-string if you don't if you don't play it would be a t-string i apologize but thank you excellent excellent my team areas i don't i don't know i barely know where it's a new fucking evil is that anything oh god okay um so with with with that um all all said and done um god i love you kids um blotus is now like okay we can work with that it will be costly though how costly what are we talking do you want the finest of fine hmm what's uh what what are the price what's the price range of the finest of fine he again stares into your soul of avena 55 gold pieces for the finest thing you could wear 55 what's up what's what's our bodrick pulls out the giant sack of 1000 coins oh yeah oh sure yeah i mean we got we got we got five of us so that's uh would you accept a discount of 250 flat for the five of us that's about five gold discount for bulk purchase indeed since we're preferential customers we would prefer a more satisfactory deal but given that we're buying in bowl oh hold on i have my uh five guys card oh yeah we do have five guys cards give me a diplomacy check sorry get the flies guys discount all right guys don't worry my diplomacy it's not that bad it's only negative two oh my god can i help 20 yo it's a shame it sucks let's go i just i appreciate like rahua is like i have my fly guys cards pull pulls it out like stairs oh that's from blotis the dragonfly merchant why are you pulling that out in my shop welcome home cheater and then that's when tanhouser yeah that's when tanhouser remembers that the fly guys cards are good everywhere at all blowtie based establishments we have blotis brand loyalty damn it let's go to count for something he pulls out one of those like metal like like push things that like makes a little like circular hole in your card oh only a few purchases left 250 very good hand it over all right and i'll hand over 250 from the people's loot i want to ask can we also huck some of the extraneous crap sitting in our inventory as well absolutely like can we re can we get a rebate in terms of like that leather armor and the breastplate and also maybe the potion of swimming moderate that we'd have no use for yet keep that potion someday we'll have to go swimming we had to go swimming in the last arc well someday we'll have to go swimming again maybe i can probably make one at that point yeah but maybe you can't uh what things are you are you looking at there's a couple things in here i'm like ah good sell the essence of squelch foot you monster no we're not selling that just get rid of them let's just pretend he didn't have we also still have to get crunch to affix frost to someone's weapon someone who actually has a weapon it's very true oh are you gonna move that around to my other weapon too does anyone making use of that plus one striking rapier because we could just sell that uh volley i think so uh i think i already i think i already have uh yeah i already have a plus one striking right here the samurais for things to help us out here um we have a staff striking rapier hand crossbow all this other stuff do we all want to just kind of collectively like like whatever this frost thing is which is 500 gold um we should probably just keep all the potions and sell everything else the best we can uh i would just sell the extraneous weapons and armor uh yeah we'll we'll do that just to make it quick so we could sell the striking rapier the hand crossbow the leather armor and the breastplate and the staff for zero gold pieces i'm going to to ask a dangerous question here um yeah just just because um in selling the the striking rapier do any of you have weapons where you don't have striking on it yet i don't think i have striking thurston i don't have i don't use melee weapons i throw bombs i do have a plus one striking escoria dirge yeah yep so i'm just i'm just wondering if anyone would want to bump up their melee with a striking regrettably i only have a club dude and i just i mean i think my crossbow already has striking we can take the rune out of the striking rapier right yeah let's just yeah just take that yeah yeah yeah what what i what i'm what i'm particularly looking at is um rahua i believe you wanted to move mossy onto your pick arm correct i didn't know if i could i thought that it kind of occupied the same slot for striking and mossy no no they're they're fundamental so you could you could take the mossy the plus one off of your mossy light mace basically you just delete us the mace itself um and turn your pick with some time from crunch into a plus one striking mossy pick that would be part of your body i think that would be a good move are we okay with that it's a hundred last goal okay that's fine for for the purposes of uh of of me being a cool gm i'm going to make some assumptions here and just say that crunch has been working on this a little bit off and on so you're not like aha i have to wait eight million days for this now um because you know this is something i would have done in downtime yeah well i'm going to just delete the striking rapier here we're gonna get rid of that rahua i am going to uh upgrade uh your pick in a variety of ways uh basically just putting the appropriate uh runes on it here so give me one sec um that will that will help you so you'll get plus one striking and you are gonna get it's gonna be mossy so just remember it's mossy close cool uh i have updated that and i am yeetus deletising the mossy mace goodbye thank you uh so that's all updated on your character sheet hooray the next question was was you did get a frost rune so what this was was anytime you hit any of you uh with a melee weapon you deal an additional 1d6 cold damage on a strike if it's a crit hit the target is also slowed unless it succeeds at a fortitude save yeah so who wants that on their weapon um i think either myself or tanhauser it would be it might it might be good on a ranged weapon yeah i do have that apply to a ranged weapon oh i want to ask thurston for something real quick thurston if i throw that onto my alchemical crossbow it it doesn't work um in that case because how your your bombs work are not like considered ranged strikes damn it in a traditional sense yeah okay well it was worth a shot no fair fair fair um but yes it would be uh probably like best on vena or tanhauser um again it's gonna be who do you think is more optimally set up to do crits because the one thing is vena vena probably but not okay you want to give it to victrix she does a lot of crits yeah get her in here sweet okay then i will uh do a similar thing and just give me one second uh and i think i can just welcome to the shop again my son everyone yeah we had we wanted to get the most out of this and we had a little bit of crap sitting around pulse pounding action fine yeah so for contact your podcast people as we figure this out um and everything we have a whole bunch of stuff have like a thousand something gold worth of something like 788 gold and actually we have like seven ignite yeah for some reason that's separate regardless we got a bunch of gold stuff and we're like hmm now's the best time honestly for everybody to honestly like buy something we could probably do this uh manage this next time during our downtime so we don't have to do this live on a episode so let's just equip that stuff and then just spend what we can on our things and if we want to upgrade our stuff which i recommend it because we're level eight now we should probably get runes on your armor so your ac is a bit higher and also start getting other property rune stuff to be like oh like things are returning for your weapon if you don't have that or uh other stuff that does neat stuff so did anyone um just so i'm clear did anyone reduce the uh the the gold for the the purchase of the the clothing yet no not yet not yet okay perfect i will do some of that i'm just clearing out some of that extra equipment and basically buying it all for you so blah blah blah blah the staff too yeah i'm just selling i'm selling a bunch of this stuff um i'm assuming nothing else in there is what you want to touch so that's good by me yeah um and then i am going to do we're we're being good rpg players and we're saving all of our potions for the final boss yeah yeah all of them and then we'll only use one of them and then we'll just have a bunch of spare potions actually here i'll just let me make this easy on my my brain mr baldree mr baldree yeah can i buy this toadstool teapot uh sure the horn looks at his own money i don't have any money can i can i clean up the can i clean up the house and broom it some stuff and do some chores for some money yeah absolutely sure clean up some of the damage that's been done and he'll pass him the money needed to buy the funny teapot i i want to buy a funny teapot all right so we're going to close and the teapot now i'm totally a role-play bit for us to bounce off of us thurston's doing stuff to fill in the debt we're going to buy the clothes and now a teapot so we really will be serving yeah tea true hey mr mr blotus could you get this delivered the ball tricks stuff you can't do that while thurston is doing things can you email it to my to this web okay since you're a member of the fly guys club you do get discounted shipping costs oh nice all right all right i have provided high fashion clothing to baldrick to orin orin uh to rahua to and i'll regret this later tanhauser you will and avina doesn't need good clothing vina can just go in like scrubs right yeah bro i'm i'm just i'm just going completely just just just you know completely nude completely what that wasn't what i was saying at all the fuck um all right so with uh with your purchases complete uh you've you were all given fine tailored clothing and now now i'm going to let odo um ask the question that she said she was going to ask of everyone in the pre-show uh odo i'm passing the gm stick off to you for a moment this is the most important part of any rpg all right what are your fancy party clothes describe them who first i'm going first the rest of you can figure this the fuck out okay good uh baldrick's clothes consist of a rather uh muted in terms of color but rather well filigreed overcoat that also has a hood he also has a pair of breeches that are again very well embroidered and they have like this diamond pattern on them diamond red and gold and under the overcoat he has a a rather nice oh what the hell is the word what's the what's the puffy shirt that pirates wore you know the white shirt yeah that except that it is a dark red coloration and he has some boots that go up to his knees he is still wearing the helmet you can see you can see occasionally there are some there are many pockets on his outfit however and he can he could very easily hide more throwables every which way around it underneath the puffy shirt he still has on the breastplate though his bulletproof vest under his suit i'll do tad how's your neck oh boy oh wow and while he yawns oh i'm i'm so i'm so mundane now you're my story oh oh my feet oh look at him he's with his ruffled shirt how quaint no but as impressed as i am oh fuck unfortunately maidhauser is not tenable because we have to be my original plan was to be maidhauser um but since we're wearing fancy clothes and we don't have to go incognito uh instead tanhauser is wearing a gold uh gold over shirt with a gold vest underneath both poxmarked with these beautiful embroiled and slightly bedazzled roses a large puffy ascot of course matching pants and curls inlaid into his hair akin to a 17th century french nobleman and as i describe this outfit to you you may think oh that sounds partially familiar and that's because we're going the whole amadeus mozart baby go ahead and put that in chat that's what we're looking like baby i loathe you entirely go ahead like god go ahead go ahead and show that zoran the bear why am i having to google he put it in the chat i put it in the chat you lumpus you have to understand i have all three of my monitors filled up with stuff so oh my lord he's full streamer mode oh man he's he's activated the streamer sensation yeah i don't understand i have to get to so many steps just to sell one image now oh my god the grim darkness of the far future this is a real moment here i have now showing you the chat thank god oh god wait this is the fit oh there it is yeah oh yes oh yes there it is absolutely beautiful gorgeous gorgeous all right that's it that's that's the tanhouser noble thing okay excellent so that's for who are wearing yeah oh thank you for thank you for volunteering me you're welcome you were voluntold to provide it yeah this is this is for you know odo's gming you know class so exactly so for who is fit given his theme as a cleric and the fact that he's in disguise right now as a human uh rahua's outfit is similar in structure to what one might see on a cardinal like a member of the clergy with the long closed up robe the little like i'm not sure what kind of guard that is like the little uh cape like thing that goes over the shoulders but kind of protruding because of his massive fucking shoulders uh but on the fronts of them on either side little onyx bruches with small fancy purple tassels coming down the outfit itself is uh in whites and golds uh and other than that a few little pieces of lots of costume jewelry we aren't quite that bougie to have actual jewelry like that but little anarchite fetishes around to kind of say hey i'm i know my shit i i'm in this church by the way uh but alongside that a venetian styled mask to cover up part of his face why he has that i i don't i guess it kind of doesn't matter because it's not not his actual face but i feel like it adds to the mystery of this large imposing bodyguard hell yeah all worn by chris redfield very good the pope field all right i kept trying so hard to find a google image the entire time and i couldn't find it but um at least for oran's outfit it's going to be like i think like people know how like uh viking tabards look like or so and viking cloaks basically he's going to basically get something that has like nice embroidery on it like onto the bottom bit and for the waistband he's going to take his scarf uh now he has a very long scarf that has all these different designs and things on he's going to wear it kind of like kind of like a belt and he's gonna slide on that way but he'll have like also a shoulder cape but instead of it being very plain um oran i would like to like potentially do like a nature check or do something juridic like um to basically uh have like vines and flowers come up from it or so so it looks like he's like having like this like beautiful kind of like uh flowery vineyard on his shoulder and he will also come up to vena anybody like miss vena could you help me with something sure he'll open his hand up and as he does so his wooden hand will kind of start sprouting flowers or so and oran will go like can you help put these in my hair and braid it up so it's all kind of contained because he'll put off his hood and you see he's just just long wild child like corrupted like hair you know and he's like can you help like pin it up and stuff like like like like my mom used to do it you know whenever i was young but i just need someone to kind of like braid it up and stuff where it's nice and you know and put some flowers in it oh of course and i'm going to uh spend probably an inordinate amount of time just with a brush just like trying to yank it through his wild child hair sorry stop screaming you're so tender-headed uh i'm gonna yeah braid up braid up the little flowers into his hair yeah so he's all flower braided haired up and stuff it's all kind of more contained and has the uh flower shoulder cape and he's also and he's wearing uh just kind of like a nice um maintained like linen viking um like tabard kind of thing according with uh you know like with some boots and just in some nice like tight leggings or so they'll go under the whole deal and uh they'll kind of like make the fit basically at that point that's the best way i can describe it that's awesome i like it that's big beautiful just uh that would only leave uh myself uh i would feel bad describing anything besides to tell's beautiful painting of uh venus formal wear uh because god this painting is so pretty so so pretty um so yeah i guess i guess the two-tail did all the work for me um now describe my partner's fan art in excruciating detail to the audience i will it is it is a beautiful sort of deep uh just deep blue dress with these kind of puffed sleeves it's got this um oh my god what's the term for it it's um the the type of fabric oh my god i'm i'm frilly fabric no it's it's not necessarily frilly it's it's a type of fabric the uh i'll put the fan out on screen here we go yes the the patterned fabric that's got these very subtle uh kind of dark blue embroidery on this deep kind of sapphire blue dress over which there is this purple uh and gold embroidered vest a similarly filigreed corset of kind of a deeper uh kind of almost black with the gold trim and gold threads on the front uh everything is trimmed in these sumptuous white ruffles underneath the dress there is this uh very poofy white petticoat and a pair of high-heeled black boots uh the sleeves poof out a bit and uh end in a little ruffle around the elbow and my one amendment is that she would probably somewhat begrudgingly ditch the hat and instead would um wear her hair in this kind of long uh singular thick braid with the uh feathers kind of stuck behind her ears and of course decked out in rings and piercings and all of that jazz very nice very nice very fancy wow yo nice dress yeah thanks bro yeah no bro bro fist bumps wanna go lift oh god and then they go lifting all day yeah bro bro work harder brocade that's what it's called brocade thank you chat oh gosh that gives me flashbacks that's a type of like network router and it and they're terrible sorry i keep thinking of the bro i keep thinking of the brocade vest from fucking oblivion now thanks for reminding me to have installed oblivion and play it again i put on my colovian for helm that's our outfits thurston it is yeah draw them all right now yeah banner you're on this all right so with all of that you've now you've now purchased i want to um note the effects of the uh of the the clothing you've purchased there's a mechanical benefit here which i'm going to inform all of you of uh because i don't know if foundry will do it automatically so anytime you use diplomacy to make an impression you get a plus one item bonus on the check so neato yeah that's that's pretty cool um all right so with all that being said um it takes about the better part of the day to get everything you know assembled somehow blotus is again having read into your soul vena and you know peruse the souls of the others in your party um you've uh got away with all of your your your wants from from blotus's fly merchant shop and managed to um you know sell off some some equipment return back to the people's duplex where crunch has been admittedly at work uh doing a whole bunch of uh re uh reshifting of various um various runes that you've been in um sort of i i don't know how he would have upgraded uh rahua's pick uh without rahua being there because the pick is part of rahua but we're just gonna we're just gonna say that that's a that's a thing that happened and crunch was ready as soon as rahua came back to uh begin applying magical runes to rahua's arm uh along with that the frost rune has now been in play placed into your rapier volley so that will be a change as well um and and so like the the vast majority of the day has has gone by um doing all of this doing um you know that the sort of the the journey to reach this location in um the prince's pilaster takes a bit of time so you're going to you know have to head out uh which you do um the the location that is sort of marked and you know you don't need like to to find a you don't have to make a skill check or anything to find it um it's a two-story structure um that is rising up around one of these outer edges of the prince's pilaster it has a lovely overview of some of the city um and you you can see it upon your approach at this point um as you you now are starting to see more of the um more of the prince's pilaster district here i'm gonna bring us over uh as you exit the ponds and come into the central area that is the prince's pilaster uh the buildings here take on a much sort of higher uh higher state um there's a lot more not i would say modern but a lot more updated building styles and structures here they are a lot more um closely condensed together as as an example um and and these buildings are all again just building off one another constantly rising up around each other you find yourself um generally bereft of the tyrant's guild influence where you might see the occasional abaser or troop in the pond's pilaster uh they they are nowhere to be seen here instead what you you tend to see more of walking through this district are the city's um more trademark skeletal legionnaires these uh mindless undead that are programmed but have existed since the time of the prince's original conquest of the city uh the the kind of eternal remnants of his army who fell in battle or fell after they you know after their conquest reanimated and utilized as defenders they they maintain the peace here and they take no interest in you as you travel through this area nice so so you you you carry on through seeing all of this you eventually come to to the structure of note um there are several of the skeletal legionnaires outside and then there is a a slight um uh not like a hunched uh fellow but a kind of sort of well-dressed individual who is uh standing behind a small uh podium near the door clearly doing like list checks for invitations all right is what you approach well guys game face is on ready to socialize this is going to be harder than anything we've ever fought oran goes through different types of faces to find a game face you got it you got it i believe i somehow sincerely doubt this is any worse than the uh myriad fights we've had but sure then clearly you've never socialized with nobility correct i tend to not do that he pats his he pats a pocket where you remember him stuffing an alchemist fire all right uh i'm going to uh approach the uh the uh doorman and hold out our invitations uh the five of us are together hmm let me look hmm giving a winning smile yeah like looking down looks back an award losing smile spampton i'm not rot too anymore so i don't smile with my rot like dripping black teeth yeah looking like takashi 69 but rotten true a miss vena and guests yes very good you will go in through the main door he sort of waves uh there is a set of large stairs that will lead up to the second floor the display gallery will be on your door to the immediate left there are a set of double doors that lead out to a balcony as well uh there is a bar complimentary drinks and mr deckland gives you his esteemed regards for coming if he does not have the time to converse with you thank you very kindly all right and we're just i'm just going to shuffle right past him inside we're gonna go in unless there's anything else to see out front actually i would like to take a quick perception if i can thurston yeah absolutely what is the state of the street surrounding us and is this guy the only person out here like is this a is this really like a private party yeah you can give me a perception check for like more details but um you can like you can see around that there are citizens who are you know moving back and forth with with a fair amount of like you know regularity i'd say and we are where again the princess the princess blaster the central blaster yes oh well works for me really low lately uh 16 uh 16 is enough for you to sort of get what i what i just explained in terms of the the number of people um however you also um get the impression that there's probably other defenses in play here based on like the the type of event or at least something that could come in relatively quickly you're not able to pinpoint where that might come from whether it's magical whether it's you know they've rented a building to two houses down and like a swat team can come out but this certainly seems to be more like welcoming than you would expect well he hasn't been in the princess blaster before and frankly it's way too clean for his liking but uh we're here i guess all right so uh vena are you going to kind of lead the way in with you and your four companions sure i'll i'll take point i've got the highest charisma i think yeah so there is a 20 foot wide staircase that leads up um to a second floor of this structure at this point you can see that the um the floor here uh is entirely draped in a red velvet carpet there are plants um that have been strategically placed around there are massive sets of doors here again like in some cases we're talking like 25 foot wide doorways um they are utterly immense and gilded and the ceiling on the second floor rises up probably 50 feet um it's it's incredibly impressive and as you sort of enter you can hear commotion um coming from uh coming from the west as you you ascend these stairs there are two sets of these large doors both of which currently appear to be closed one to the north one to the northwest and then further to the west you you see a um another set of doors uh that are that are currently closed and then a um the the barest hint of an open doorway i'm going to activate this you should have vision on this scene that i'm giving you um and you are in the bottom right corner um and you can kind of see this this impressive and so i'm going to ping on the map again to the west here there's sort of this open doorway that you kind of see the barest hint through uh and you hear commotion and like chatting all right so we check out the main room first and then uh get a good look at whatever rooms he's keeping sealed off huh fine by me all right uh and yeah i'll go toward the open door first where all the commotion's coming out of feel free to maneuver yourself as appropriate there we go yeah it's just kind of nice in here for once all right all right actually here i'm going to uh strategically maneuver some of these tokens mostly orange okay who's that tree in our party i only recognize chris redfield okay excuse me vena bean you know my name is chris breadwood i see the motherfucker i see that motherfucker playing the piano up there okay if i see that motherfucking cat one more fucking time all right everyone as as you you turn the the path here uh vena with your with your group uh you come into a large uh an impressively massive room there are several things that strike out at you as you as you turn the corner and see all of this first of all uh vena and and some several of the other party members to your immediate right um is a large um floating tri like double triangular almost diamond-like shape um it seems to be a larger version of something you saw in the swamps of the solitude um the like like a larger version of one of the the vinku perfectites that floats in the corner of the room um yeah then there is a a best of ancient goods in fact you recognize this chest um in fact most of you would i think everyone but rahua um as the same style that you found inside the perfectite cube in the swamp specifically um that sort of like prince's legion era equipment like this was one of those storage crates you saw there um now further up there are several individuals um first of all um there's a large statue that appears to be something you've not seen it looks to be um some sort of um like almost a like silvery brass statue of a uh of a individual standing it's it's incredibly large like we're talking you know probably 30 feet tall if not more um and this statue uh has one person in front of it uh the statue itself uh depicting someone in sort of um some kind of foreign attire and you're not too sure you probably have to give me a society check but we'll get to that um kind of looking up at the statue is the same member of the tyrant skill you saw in the apple cart square the infilium who stands there um looking over this uh this this statue and then like their head turns to to see as you sort of all enter the gateway there are no other members of the tyrants guard uh tyrants guild here but you see this this infilium who just turns their sort of golden armor and brown cloak with these sort of fur lines oh sorry entirely like face covering mask turns to see you uh and you recognize this figure from the apple cart square then there is another uh individual who's at the bar who is uh currently uh you're you're not sure if it's a large dwarf or a small like human but he definitely got like a lot of stature to him um this this man with a backed white hair big white beard um and and a pair of spectacles uh he is is just giving this like raucous sort of um description of some event his hands are in the air um then further down there are other individuals um and you start to see various characters in here so first of all the the individual that you uh you see at the bar uh i'll just i'm gonna start sharing a bunch of art so this is the the white-haired individual oh um then further down uh just past the bar there's a circular table in which there's a gaggle of uh what appear to be upper class notable uh nobles but there is someone standing on the chair um who is again also doing this like strenuous display it seems that that's this this um this white-haired bearded man and this this other individual might be having some like back and forth discussion or not discussions but like attempts to sway uh visitors and and sort of the the meandering crowd here um this is very clearly a gnome in one of the most ridiculous outfits you've seen um and he stands atop the chair uh with a cane which he's waving around um and you just hear this high-pitched voice as you enter the room and was the greatest discovery i made that week oh but there were many other weeks friends um as this gnome continues to to discuss and speak and then um further even at the far end of the room taking up an entire couch by himself leaning back in it um is someone talking to to some almost um like supplicant uh members of the crowd who've come to give praise this person leans back arms stretched occupying the entirety the entirety of the couch um even from the distance you are possibly you know oh gosh what like 50 feet away from the doorway um this individual is is noticeable yeah in fact it's it's even a bit more than that it's like 80 feet from where you are um particularly by his quadruple chin and the stubble he has as he is basking in everything going on punchable man punchable man like that so you don't do the other thing on exit there we go yeah sorry i can uh reassure that if uh yeah i got it no bad yeah oh no um and that is the display you see do we remember the name of the guy that we had to snag here sandal declin sandal declin right neither none of these guys seem to be sandal except for perhaps mr and then the man of many chins it's possible that that's our man the only way we're gonna find out is is to schmooze yeah let's schmooze yeah well how are you approaching you're all like so so you turn the doorway you see all of these individuals there's like a brief note from the infilium who looks over at you um there's a brief note from the the white-haired man at the bar the the ones further the gnome and the um and then the man loud lounging on the couch don't really pay much heed to you or notice you um there are some you know ancillary npcs here for purpose of our session like you can certainly like converse with them as necessary but like they appear to be more like standard stock in invitees there's there is a bartender um there is someone that like a piano a little cat boy at a piano um all sorts of individuals here i immediately start pummeling the cat boy no okay i use my garage on the cat boy you will i pick him up and take him home okay uh you feed away the hand comes down and i collect another member baldrick is gonna briefly address the the group before we decide to go anywhere in here all right so for once we actually have a sort of common ground with whoever's around here i don't predict any trouble so why don't we just break it up move around see what we can learn for once if anything goes wrong someone will usually come to back us up i think in this case rather than you know it being a cover blown situation what's our signal or uh i need help just a wave i suppose we'll be fine that'll work all right hands in one two three as you go to all put your hands in the door to your immediate west opens ah and a figure stands there who you recognized of uh dita neeson the explorator uh who you encountered in the solitude uh her face lights up as she's now open this this like lesser doorway to your west uh which behind it you can see a room that is filled with additional um like additional like trinkets and treasures and and other you know interesting baubles there's also an older woman that is uh standing behind dita um who has this like very stern look as she has turned away as dita's left to see all of you and like her eyes narrow this kind of like not elderly but like older woman who um certainly has some sort of noble affluence and her eyes like steely lock with your uh all of yours for a moment then she goes back to to looking over the goods and like dita in her comical like marshmallow-esque um you know exploratory equipment raises her hands and goes oh my friends eden austen and uh i think with that we'll take our break yay all right break a break everybody go get your snacks and your finger food yes get your snacks and caress your brain we will see your fingers i'm going to go pet woody he's small that's how i'm going to turn you all into dice i can't wait i'm going to roll so many natural 20s bro i'm gonna roll so many ones finally i want like a jokey like illusion dice to where you look at it it's all natural toys but every time you roll it it shifts and turns into one like no matter whatever the top one is like something flips it so it turns into a one oh no tournament organizer those are my gaslighting dice uh god it wouldn't it wouldn't be so sad if that hadn't happened in the last few months with an eldar player of a tournament and then really oh gaslighting dice oh like well no no no the the this eldar player went to some like big tournament i think it was a weyland games um where where they like used fixed dice even though eldar are like we're still are obscenely fucking broken in 40k um and uh when when he was called out he tried flushing them down the toilet oh yeah i saw that work yeah and so the store fished the dice out because of course you don't flush dice down toilets uh and then they framed them because they're like welp if we're going to be known for something framed them yes i just want to be the toilet dice guy with a fishnet getting dice out of the toilet is doing a thumbs up like yeah yeah also you gotta do what you gotta do who was name in the uh in in the foundry crisp redwood perfect i wasn't kidding yeah but we are back in some people have noticed us there soon oh yes okay so um i believe now the the data had come out and and is like like very very excited i do want to take a step back and sort of explain mechanically what's about to happen here for for you and our audience um so we have a situation where there are a lot of npcs uh a lot of like characters uh for for again ease of gameplay what i've done is anyone who is sort of a notable individual um i will be um you know what i'm gonna do this for for all of them now um i'm going to be marking the the sort of notable individuals who may or may not also be the people who have um um you know color backgrounds uh but also i'm going to give them uh health bars so if you see uh health bars that doesn't really mean anything uh but if you see start seeing health bars in some of these i'm going to be turning them on uh that will be someone who you can go and influence so in this case there there is the uh sort of stern woman in the room next to you that dita's just come out of there's the infilium there is the man with the white beard there is the gnome there is the multi-chinned fellow um all of that um all that being said how how this works is this uses the influence subsystem in in pathfinder which is a way for you all to kind of not like just make a diplomacy check and ha ha you get you know you make them like you and you get everything um this is done in a series of rounds so in this case rounds uh here are going to be done over the course of roughly 15 minute intervals during these rounds you can take one of two special actions you can take the influence action or the discover action um the influence action is you're just gonna try to make a favorable impression on one of the npcs in here um so what this will mean is you choose one of the npcs you attempt to skill check to impress them um dc all that is going to be you know in a stat block that i have for them uh very simple mechanics here if you succeed you get an influence point with the npc if you crit succeed you get two influence if you fail you get none and if you crit fail you actually lose influence influence is a party thing so this represents like your party's influence with the the individuals here as you get more points you might unlock some perks or get some more information or learn important things uh the second action aside from influencing is discovery um or just the discover action which is you can spend your your social round basically studying an npc so you might not be directly interacting with them but you'll be studying them this can be a variety of skills typically perception but you can use other ones and i'll let you know like what's appropriate um and based on that you then will learn information about that npc that sort of information can be really important for doing influencing so for example if you just go up to someone and try to influence them with a skill you might go oh yeah i'm gonna use um lore bread making on the infilium well that might not work but if you spend some time discovering you might learn what skills are going to be like particularly valid in dealing with them so that's the the sort of subsystem we're going to use here this is going to be be the start of you influencing some of these individuals this is all done like on a per player basis there's no like rounds here or anything like that so i'm just going to kind of go in order to sort of represent how you you'll break up certainly i'm going to give you some time here to to talk to uh to dita before you maybe uh break up and go around but just think about maybe what you're going to want to spend some of these uh these social rounds doing but before we jump in uh yeah you've seen the door open beside you dita neeson is there in her uh marshmallow explorer's attire and her like sort of arms wide and like oh hello surprised to see you here but i guess i really shouldn't be good to see you made it out of the swamp all right how you feeling oh very good uh if everything went well she's like smiling oh she's no no no she's smiling just kind of like oh yeah everything went like yay um over and like to learn her demeanor that makes you see if she is too nervous to say more or not sure give me uh give me a perception check excellent see with your eyes or and roll a three for 19 total um she's being like pretty pretty cordial and you know you know that social gatherings are probably not her forte based on the marshmallow suit that she's wearing here how how about you did you find everything out in the solitude that you wanted to yeah more or less lots of uh very interesting stuff out there and we got our business all tended to so uh you uh regular around these parts or is this kind of a new thing for you oh well i was uh coming here too and the old lady like turns back around could you please have your conversation outside oh oh sorry and tita kind of like nods my my apologies miss brookmire and like comes and like closes the door behind her oh sorry about that what's her problem she likes to look over all of the objects we've brought back uh mind uh explaining who that is uh well uh her her name is miss brookmire she's a member of the assembly ah very very influential person i don't know much more about her really has a taste for old relics and artifacts like the ones that we brought from the the perfect tight siege tower to here i can see that baldrick is just looking through the door at that the ominous like floating perfect type thing shape you you made sure that's um dormant right oh yes we're mostly sure most mostly all right well i guess we know what our plan b is if things get really violent we just turn it on bad idea don't do that that's a horrible idea yeah who is like we will not use my mortal enemy well i think we've spent enough time sitting in the doorway shall we man out right uh dita are you familiar with the sandal duckland oh uh he uh purchased many of the goods from bmf ah okay could you point him out in the crowd here i'm afraid we're not acquainted oh yes and like she immediately points to the person lounging on the couch ah large man ah she nuts uh be uh be careful he's uh very rude and doesn't like talking doesn't like talking you'd think for a man who's willing to throw a big salon party about his latest purchases would want to talk all about them vena give me a perception check all right i think his stance is more of i just wanted to see how fucking which i am uh that is going to be a 22 you know you're you're like you realize um like you know conventionally dita's not the most attractive woman uh not really like super attractive so when this person doesn't want to talk to her you're immediately piecing together the reasons why oh he's a dickhead okay well that at least gives us our uh game plan with him so uh anything else we should know before we go inside oh uh just uh that it's uh good to see you all again i i hope to see you when i get back from my next expedition where are you off to oh out east there's some some some mines out uh by uh by the by the cliff faces they they say they've maybe found something there oh well good luck dita i hope it's as successful an expedition as this one was and uh well uh if there's nothing else we should know it was great to see you oh yes not gonna stay and party oh no we're we're getting ready to to leave tomorrow uh we're going into the earth and sepulchre and like she nods very excited i've never been i got i got a light and like presses like a little like thing on the side of her goggles that emits a bit of light the earth and sepulchre that was the place we fell into in the first session right no um give me nature if you got it well i am something of a nature boy yeah i'm gonna be closer to your mic uh speaker that might be possible am i am i better now yes thank you all right great and that is a rollicking 15. um yeah we're rolling low today i mean i just have to go to my check i roll with her yeah uh the earth and the earth and sepulchre like a 15 is enough for you to know like the name like that would be the equivalent of like the subterranean realm the dark that is under the earth the lands that are dark the the underground realm i wonder what sort of things exist underground and outset do you have as many priests as we do in the inheritor lands um i think so uh where i'm going though it's not in outset it's out east i see where the underground here is just the buried city ah yes the buried city well i wish you safe travels and you have have fun at the party and she like does the best she can do to wave and then you kind of see her like marshmallow waddle off wait hold on dito one more thing turn like the most like the most like storied turn and it's not that she's overweight by the way this is just like her outfit is ridiculous very large is very padded you can roll her down the stairs the michelin yes i'm gonna lean in i'm gonna snatch a glass of champagne off of the nearest table and i'm going to hand it to her you definitely need this take it oh okay thank you um she tries to bring her hand to her i was gonna say her arms too pumped she can't bend them yeah exactly like the glass is like shaking off yeah so she has to like waddle and balance the glass now now she's having more of a struggle oh god oh i didn't think this one through she gets like a quarter of it or her mouth most of the rest is like dribbled down the front oh thank you she smiles this is fun we should do this again and she turns and like i've got to go now go on go on we got our own stuff to do i i wish nothing but happiness and joy for dida neeson well knowing outset she's not likely to find much of either well she's going to the earth and sepulchre so hey you know maybe maybe she'll find her happiness deep underground maybe so onto the party onto the party all right before we go in game plan who wants to talk to who uh you see fear in oran's eyes he doesn't want to talk to any of them well i happen to remember some tricks that i learned back when i went to uh college so i could probably hang out at the bar very nice you didn't tell me you were a mixologist well listen the best thing you have to understand is that alchemy and drink mixing although the outcome is mostly different you know at the end of the day it's a matter of balancing it's a matter of getting everything exactly right the only difference is i think in uh uh mixology it's a bit you know more safe to drink the outcome baldrick in this moment i think i'm the closest to you that i've ever been uh-huh he's he's very skeptical because he can't just you can't make a rum cocktail composed of rum rum rum tabasco salt rum sure you could i mean who says yeah you're telling the functional alcoholic that you can't exactly uh anyway what were you saying danny i was saying vena that disgusting man in the corner is likely to attempt to flirt with whoever goes and speaks to him i was considering introducing terror into his life terror step two why can't it be step one as well no if he's our target i definitely want to get him talking first see if he lets anything slip and then afterward we put the fear of the old gods in him very well i'll allow you to assign me to whichever reprobate you think my skills most amenable towards oh i'm assigning you hmm well you're something of an arcanist yourself i think that the very magical looking dwarf over there might take to you i'm sure we'll have a lot in common wait wait the dwarf or the gnome the gnome the gnome the gnome okay because yeah baldrick's going to the bar uh i'm gonna go talk to uh uh mr sandal uh i'll drink's at the bar and how's yours over here oh venus going there too all right that leaves rahua and oran who wants to talk to the cop please talk to that and be like oh hello aren't you wanted no um no dearie and and remember like on top of who you're going to interact with there is the choice of discovery and influence right uh i'll have to ask does anyone want oran to basically be this the wallflower who's just gonna look at their dude and give signals i've got like hey if not oran's just gonna wallflower somewhere and let everyone else do because oran is not built for the talking game he will blurt out dog dog same like me and brahuma are not i can intimidate that that is all i can do so i would i would ask that you please just do something that's not going to make everything worse so don't try to pickpocket the cop hey oran uh yeah you want to go pickpocket the cop uh yeah will that help no it might be funny oh okay should i roll to throw an alchemist fire at them already terrorism has begun thurston i would like to make a narrative declaration to take triple damage because i'm made of wood all right alpha i would like to die instantly and get rotten for so true anyway okay now you're chris right now bro you'd catch it and drink it yeah that's right all right okay what oran will do is that he will um he'll enter the room and then he's immediately gonna be lied to this blank because the only thing that looks like nature and he will uh just keep an eye on everything he's just gonna um you have to pick one person to focus on if you're gonna like discover basically okay i will uh i think vena is in the most danger of things so he'll he'll pay attention to the the the vena situation so he'll just kind of like okay wallflower over this way okay and be back up he'll sit in this ottoman looking thing yeah sure sure sure okay and then rahua you're going over by the infilium yes i'm gonna go to the infilium and marvel at the statue okay okay so i'm very hard not to look at the diamond i'm gonna go through yeah yes i'm gonna go through everyone really quick so i think oran it's safe to say you're going to do discovery yes um vena are you going to like sit back and do discovery first or are you just gonna dive right into conversation with this man and try to influence him um i'll sit back and listen to him talk first before i jump in so i'll do discovery perfect okay uh rahua are you like going to engage in conversation are you you doing discovery as well uh i'll attempt discovery okay perfect uh tanhauser as you approach the gnome are you discovering or are you just immediately going into conversation i will discover okay excellent and baldrick oh he's dead erndale is sorry i think my internet cut out there for a second go ahead i heard you guys just for a moment and then i was like oh yeah okay so so erndale are when you approach the bar uh with this this white bearded individual are you going to do discovery to kind of like learn more about them and their preferences and study them for a bit are you gonna go into conversation yeah he's gonna listen in an approach at a reasonable pace but he's gonna get the he's gonna get the gist of whatever the end of the conversation is as best he can all right this sounds great everybody i'm gonna pull up my long list of fun things here um all right so um discovery for veena and orrin we'll start the actually no you know what we're gonna we're gonna do this um um everyone roll just a d20 for me please okay okay okay we got social initiative or enrolled a 15 for who rolled a 15 as well um i got a 16 guys step back i'm sorry i got a seven i was looking at the wrong guy sweaty i got a 13 all right so we are going to start this off off with tanhauser tanhauser you approach this table where this gnome is standing atop a chair waving around a cane just like just just giving almost a a physical performance as much as a verbal one um to like a group of of enraptured uh you know socialites and elites here and as you uh approach i'm just gonna share that again uh you're you're taking some some opportunity to sort of assess the situation um you're you're you're doing some discovery here so um based off of this there are two options that i will uh give you check wise uh you can give me a perception or a society check your choice i would love to give you a society check absolutely society for hiding haha check it uh three i'll uh use a hero point for that you'll use your point for that perfect yeah much better that's a 26. okay so you come up and and this this gnome is again standing atop the uh thomas chair now for the next month what i did was i traveled into the wilds of the world where i learned all about the rot and you see the rot is just like any other medical malady that can be cured and i punkle cop the great will do it now you see my plan is a multi-step process in which what we're going to do is we're going to learn about the rot and we are going to begin the excisement of this malady from our entire civilization step one involves getting funds and we're getting there and with your help we're gonna get there faster um and this is like the the um level of energy this this little gnome is putting out here um and what you are able to tell uh just from listening is that this this individual um and i'm gonna like along with your discovery this also sort of indicates some of your knowledge um is kind of like an a a almost like a a new celebrity uh coming out of the medics guild specifically um specializing in the field of the rot and combating the rot with with like medicinal um curatives and alchemicals um you uh you do pass your discovery check here uh thankfully you re-rolled so good on you um you can choose one of the following you can learn which skill can influence this npc and has the lowest dc you can learn one of this npc's personal biases one of their resistances or one of their weaknesses the idea is is that biases are you know things that could could cause them to to have problems in conversation resistances are things like if you take this type of approach in a conversation it might backfire and weaknesses are if you take this type of approach in a conversation they'll be susceptible to it um you can also just say like hey what's the lowest dc like skill and then if you say did discovery again you could learn more of those skills okay that sounds good uh in that case i will ask for one of their weaknesses okay um so the great punkle compd as you you listen um their weakness seems to be acknowledging like their understanding of um like medicine and their their specific understanding of the rot as you're as you're listening more to this diatribe that's coming out you're realizing that they're doing it almost as like a performance uh more than like a medical dissertation uh and they just like they seem to react positively when people like you know clap or like you know give that kind of like oh yeah you're right um affirmation whenever they they start to talk about any sort of specifics related to like medical or uh rot related stuff okay cool uh and this carries on all right so with that uh we're gonna switch over to um orin and veena together um so a few things happen orin you come and you sit down um as you do and veena as you approach you can see that there there are these these nobles who are present around the the man that you have now had identified as sandal deckland but also um there there is a a like figure sort of standing behind the couch um like a a cat folk who has like almost like a jita-esque um striping um they're garbed in leather armor they seem to have like weapons they're very clearly like a bodyguard of some type um with like sheathed knives and they sort of like sit semi-imposing like kind of imposingly but behind this individual like some sort of hired hired bodyguard um and yeah so so as as both of you you approach you kind of notice this now i am going to make a role that could change some things in this situation um excellent excellent i rolled for tannhauser apparently tannhauser 17 okay um yeah yeah yeah so so you you take all of this in um and as as as the as you you sort of see all of this um veena you recognize you you recognize that as you're approaching um this person is the sandal deckland uh takes immediate note of you just just just just sees you and like definitely their attention is now distracted um or in love of riverwood looking ass yeah uh you got java here yeah you see um you see this like this as well um but then he like kind of snaps out of it a bit um and like goes back to to conversing with the folks here um i'm going to for your checks and this will sort of frame what happens with this lovely individual who will surely learn more of uh i will give you an opportunity uh both of you for your discovery to pick either perception society or underworld lore ooh i've got a perception society or underworld lore yeah i'm not telling you the dcs of those okay do i get a sense that any of them might be higher because i do have underworld lore mm-hmm and that is one thing because i know or it has a really good perception so i might cover my bases on that is that what you're thinking zoran yes i'm gonna do perception all right i'll do underworld lore then all right both of you give me a check i'm not i'm not a very learned woman but it's a skill i rolled a orin rolled a 19 for a total of 35 that's a 12 do i want to re-roll that yeah it's enough for chatting viewers that might not notice the uh hero point bars change the numbers go down uh the program crashed in the background so so sorry for that oh no yeah so just for players mentally keep account of that please yeah uh right now i believe i have one you have one yeah i have one okay um i feel like i should save that for a role where i'm actually talking to him so i'll just take it on the chin okay okay um all right so i'm going to again before we get into this um i'm going to ask oran uh what piece of information with a 35 you might even in fact that might be uh 35 yeah that is in fact a critical success my friend which means you can ask me two of those options um so you could like ask me uh again just just a reminder you can like ask me you know what skill you can use to influence this npc that has like the lowest dc but because you create you could ask that twice and be like oh it would be this and then the next highest dc is this or you could ask about their biases resistances or weaknesses and like you basically get two of those so you can ask me any two of those as you're as you're sitting down like watching this individual yeah what basically knowledge base skill that would be best in this that would be the lowest dc that would help uh veen out okay so um as as you're like sussing out you're gonna learn that the like the two best things to use against this individual like you want you want both of the the two lowest sort of thing no the that's my first question the other question i'm gonna have is basically um like i know sometimes the people who are getting fluence or so might be more susceptible uh and kind of change their things to where if a certain condition is met like some people like i love it when i'm pandered or like i love it when someone has authority or like knows what they're doing that's okay so you're gonna go for weaknesses okay so um the easiest skill um to to use to influence um sandal deckland is underworld lore specifically in bringing up like like his seedier dirtier connections in outset um his weakness is that you just and you get this air as soon as you sit down and start watching him converse with people this man is incredibly vain if anyone shows deference to him and like builds him up as being great that will actually reduce the dc of their influence checks cool awesome um i would like to at least kind of like side along by vena or as i'm seeing venus potentially just scoping him out as well or we'll just kind of do a pass or so by her and just kind of give her this information going like like yeah he's a fucking asshole who's full of himself like talk about his crime stuff and uh you're like you're telling like that and then kind of like stand over here on the other side and just kind of enjoy the piano playing and um also is this door on the top right meant to be open or is it good uh-huh it is and uh oral stand up here notice the balcony on the outside and kind of take a peeper at it but try not to take too much of notice as much of his focus give me a will save oh god a will save yep the phone's dead will or enroll a four for a total of 20. you have like this slight panic attack that takes over you as you look out like passing by vena and then kind of going to to the base of this sort of like raised dais where the piano is you see this door that leads out to a balcony um and at the far end of the balcony standing uh at the very edge is a figure who looks uh down over the city and almost like once you make eye contact eye contact with their back they turn and you just have this awful flashback um you see this individual with long flowing red hair a glow like a like an imperial uh royal purple cape um and he clutches onto a like jeweled scepter uh and the reason you're like taken aback is the last time you encountered this person um there was a chainsaw car involved ah this asshole he ran us over man we we got the congregation of the worst dudes and outset here um and so so you you you you you have this like moment um and veena you would see this but at that exact moment the quadruple chin man sandal declin finally turns towards you and is like well hello blue sunrise oh god hi uh pardon me i hope i'm not interrupting anything i'm just looking in service i'm not at all not at all oh my service hi yeah sorry go ahead you uh well you're you're a sight here and we have a tree over there and he points to to rahula by the the statue briefly we have a tree he sure is a big man isn't he yeah so what uh what could i help you with oh no i was just listening to you talk about yourself you know you're a very interesting individual you tell a hell of a story i wanted to peek in see if i could catch some uh the many the many folds of his chin compress more as he smiles widely you know what just for you if you want to hear some stories he scooches over and then begins patting the cushion of the couch next to him like on the couch like come sit with me oh i i'm going to sit next to this man uh and i'm going to put myself my my rapier kind of in the space between us we will we will return to this in a moment um next up in our initiative order of round one was baldrick weathers so baldrick you uh come to the bar where are you going to sit where you are i just kind of moved you there if you want to put yourself where you want to be um he's probably going to be on the other side just like maybe over here sweet sweet sweet sweet um and so yeah you come and you you sit down um and you sit down to this white bearded man uh talking to some it's specifically like the bartender but then like looking over like knowingly at other um people sitting at the bar who are waiting for their drink like they aren't actively staying like some of them are just coming and going um and this individual like just looks and he's like you know i may be a little i mean a lot overweight but you know i work 14 16 hours a day it's tough it's tough when you meet is anyone listening to him uh like the bartender's giving like the occasional nod uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh and like you've now like sort of entered are you getting a drink or anything like uh he'll flag her down and more or less ask what's available for both eating and drinking uh yeah and she like provides some like various little like you know boards of like charcuterie cheeses uh there's like a lovely little uh little sampling of desserts in front of you and then there's all sorts of like liquor behind um and like as she comes and is sort of taking this order um this fellow is now like leaning over towards you um all right for this particular individual um there are three skills um baldrick that you may utilize um for for your discovery i will allow perception society or farmer lore well i don't have farmer lore and my perception is not particularly impressive so i'm gonna do society okay and hope i roll higher than before 23 enough not quite um you're kind of like this this this person is like very familiar to you but you can't quite place it remind me what i can do with the hero point again please because i know we can re-roll and take the take the new role what else can i do with this you can also use it to stabilize in combat and come back into the fight okay that's not terribly useful okay but those are the two here yeah okay in that case i will just take that one for now but not baldrick will more or less give the man his attention as he is going over the various things available like the various cheeses and breads and whatnot he'll get a get a slice of bread with some cheese and an onion on it sure a slice of onion what could he like like at this point as you're sort of going over the cheeses he leans like leans over kind of like past the person who's between you who now awkwardly receives their their drink and like rushes away um move into that spot so we can be less awkward and as as you do so like this this man leans over and he's like oh yeah everything on that that plate they're fucking perfect fucking perfect except for the truffles don't do the truff don't like not a truffle man not a truffle i'm a sausage man made my life on sausages you probably eat my sausage every day see what i did there okay so he is a butcher then he has that energy certainly uh terrific uh well you don't mind me asking who i'm speaking with you don't know me you like like literally like bashes his chest momentarily you don't know me sorry been out of town for a while lost a look i've lost a lot of faces in my mind oh that's okay i'm more help palm head of the farmer's guild pleasure to meet you sticks out like this grimy hand towards you now that i have a name can i try that society again to see i will i will give you a follow-up now that you've heard the name the fighting in erindel's defense if air do you have any cooking more or anything uh i got crafting and i got well seasoned but i don't know how much that'll roll okay never mind because i was gonna say like cooks and chefs and stuff would would be really have a good relationship with farmers unless thurston wants to let me try a an improved check because i have seasoned that's why i'm gonna let you make this second society check all right let's see if it's any better if i learn less i do way better and get a 32. more help palm the name like hits you uh more help palm is the the head of the farmer's guild he represents the farmer's guild on the the assembly for for the city of outset um once again you with that you have a a success you can ask me um one it wasn't a critical success but you can ask me one uh like either again his personal biases his resistances and weaknesses in conversation or what skill would be best to influence him with i suppose i'll ask this guy like drinks um very very likely yes he he does but but for like mechanical purposes because like i can tell you he likes drinks but i want to i kind of want to give you like which of those things you want to suss a bit more of so you have a defined advantage all right so my i guess my question could be might i use a crafting check coupled with season to maybe do something for him if i can get the bartender's permission uh you could tell that he would definitely be influenced by good quality craftsmanship and crafting especially for like foods and food stuffs very good um and he again sort of just like and uh kind of does another little late chest bounce you know i come i come from all over the town i i work hard i get my sausages everywhere they're great they're great oh yeah now i recognize you yeah you're the one who's uh got his name blasted all over those little chestnut sized sausages everyone hooks in the ponds that's right that's everywhere you know i come from rooks right so it's tough but they say that anyone can make sausage but only a true rooks artist can make great sausage uh you and me are gonna be friends and he pulls up beside you good great whatever whatever monkey boy wants we're gonna drink he's uh he's gonna try and flag the bartender down and uh he's gonna just kind of like lean over to them and be kind of like i got a question mind if i do any uh drink mixing here like the bartender like looks around at everyone here and just shrugs like i'm getting paid whatever everything here is free anyways nice all right uh and with that we will cut over to treeman treeman um chris redwood um rahua so you are you are standing by this this statue and you you have the the amphilium who is sort of gazing up at it you come by um and there is like the slightest nod and then like not well not nod maybe more like a head glance like the mask turns towards you briefly and then it goes back to looking at the statue uh you said you were going to do discovery on this individual um so in this case uh the the skills you can utilize here uh that i will offer you are underworld lore perception or religion see i'll go with religion yeah absolutely b 32 all right uh so once again you may uh you may ask me about like skills to influence this individual you may ask me about the resistances their biases and conversation um whatever you would like to to know and then we will get into sort of how they react as you approach uh let me find out a bit more about how to get on their good side okay so you want to know like what skill will be like what skill will probably be best for to deal with some okay um um this individual clearly respects strength um so conviction in oneself um in a weird way this person is going to be best influenced by intimidation excellent um um now as you approach and sort of begin sussing like this individual's like turns ah i see have you come to spy on me hardly i i've hardly come to spy on you i was just admiring the the handiwork that went into this statue it seems as though whoever sculpted this piece really does command their craft well i i have an artisan's eye not that i would convey that at all but i can tell they understand the meaning behind what they mean to make i take it you understand apt word choice considering i have only seen you with one eye before this charade well it should be good to know that there is no need for introductions then but i can tell someone of your stature at the very least can appreciate work of this kind one who truly understands what they do and values that do you know who the statue is of my history's a little rusty but give me a society check please hulkster all right my plus zero the cover the bear yeah let's see here we go it's an 11. you have no idea who this statue is like none ah i don't i don't think i want to hero point this just because i mean i'm my tendency is to roll words that's a plus zero i you know i can't say i recognize it from this thing it is one of the merchant lords of the distant forgotten nation state of iada of quanshire this merchant lord sold his citizens into servitude for many years selling their works and toil to other nations until other nations realized there were several generations of the city-state in debt now why would someone go out of their way to sell their own people to slavery to another surely they would have put them to use in proving their own land not slavery they sold their works and sold their efforts they outsourced their entire nation's work for the creation of others their nation declined as a result imagine if you will a city where all of the industry exported outside where all of the art was sent outside purchased by others do you know the irony of it though do tell this statue it depicts the merchant king of that time in his greatest most illustrious form the citizens made it for him out of adoration for him not knowing that in time when he was old and frail and barely clinging to any sort of notion of mental health that they would all have nothing they venerated him as he sold them out and by the time they realized it he had no life left to care about it is a shame then that they lived and died by their own conviction the work of generations of artisans all in one way or another beast of no nation what could have been something that kept to themselves and made them a beacon among their peers was claimed sold off auctioned there was little of worth to speak of but all the same they never lost sight of it even if it was their own ruin it's a kind of conviction you don't often see amongst too many people these days not of any repute eh all right i want everyone to roll me d20 again please you got it time to throw that dodecahedron let's get it oh 19 natural 20 17 okay or 10 why is this the one where i get a nat 20 because life is pain i hate because with that nat 20 i have to go first yeah don't be don't be shy i like sharon you know i'm a sharon kind of guy um no um veena um you have an option you can continue discovering or you could try to influence this individual now that you know a bit about them okay um well i think first and foremost i'm going to spend one round just kind of gassing him up and making it to where he would be more inclined to just drop sensitive information with like no pushback so i'm going to sit and listen to his story and i'm going to try to look so engaged i'm going to try to look up and just be like wow this is the coolest shit i've ever heard in my life just like nodding along and just oh wow you don't say can you tell me more yeah okay so um so you're going to kind of do more like light discovery here like sussing him out just a bit more yeah i more i more want to just start ingratiating myself kind of really really just gas him up make him think very very highly of me or at the very least um make him want to continue spilling his secrets to me okay so if you're if you're like looking to start the start the let's pump him for information and let's get him like going in that like that's kind of what these this influence system is is about right so if you're wanting to go that like get get secrets spilled that's where you got to start making those influence tests all right basically be like yeah all right so what skill would you like to use to influence him uh i would like to use deception i would like to just sort of flatter him endlessly oh yeah all right roll it up all righty um and i don't think my light of my feet natural one oh don't manifest that yeah natural one natural one no natural one don't manifest that you oh it's always a low but 19 oh do i want to hard to roll much lower it is hard to roll much lower but not impossible you have at best a 10 chance to roll lower i think yeah um uh it's important i i don't think the dc is particularly high but i would like to edge it over 20. also i think the big bars are working yes so thank you so no soon for helping um so you should have one left okay uh yeah i'm gonna hero point it um i i don't know if i'm going to uh regret that but here we go it's a 20. hey i got it it got to a 20 and that's the that's a better threshold you know what sure okay so you sit down and like i just assume it's like big smile and nodding as he's talking oh yeah yeah so uh gonna gonna have this big construction done for me i'm so excited we're gonna it's gonna be the biggest best fastest most luxurious turns to you did i mention biggest airship really can you tell me what color it's going to be oh i haven't decided yet you know there's all sorts of paints and shit i could put on it right well where i'm from airships are really important to my people in my culture oh yeah really for me it would be beautiful yeah what you like blue but what's your favorite color you something i'm gonna make you hate this man so much you're my hand is twitching on the initiative roll don't worry don't worry his hand is edging towards your thigh keep going my mama said i gotta go home right now immediately goodbye speaker enjoy being in the house well tell me more about this air airships construction what oh yeah we used wood on it wood oh yeah great great wood you know i've heard of the great woods yeah yeah uh only somebody who's as rich and influential as you could afford great woods i'm sure does already hear great wood and can't he like from the distance be like don't talk that's not a thing can i do a nature like don't it's no yeah i'll do a nature check plus 18 let's go and you think this guy's smart enough to know that that's not a thing ron rolled a total of a 29. yeah you can get you can give me a nature check too volley or vena nature check you see oh well that's a that's a great roll for me that's a plus zero so that's a 10. you've never heard of the great wood before you know has oren heard of the great wood oh yeah no it's like waving from my no no it's a trap no don't ask him about the great wood no no man this this is not our show like this is not what we ask on run great like does this or know if the guy's like this is an actual fucking component or is he just bullshitting like yeah wood's great and he has no fucking clue is he talking about a component or is he talking about a component yeah okay oren signals that the vena you're like that's not a thing that's not a thing don't don't don't he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about wait wait wait look i'm giving you npcs y'all we literally asked for npcs and we're getting them you know what i guess we sure we asked and you sure delivered um so so with with that uh yeah he's just like yeah yeah wood it's great wow that's amazing oh no turns to the assembled people who are still standing there awkwardly and with no sense of shame says yeah you see that she likes the great wood that's in my ship oh my god i didn't even realize you were doing that or in vomit to the nearby plant uh this is what it's like to be an adult people yeah you have to deal with this this is this is society sometimes sometimes you sit down on a couch next to rail off of river riverwood plus 200 pounds and sometimes he jokes about his cock you just that just happens that just happens every day in adult life all right uh do i get to make another roll to continue uh like sussing out what he's doing or is it the end of my turn that is the end and you can okay thank you i've never seen someone want to end her all day so quickly oh god okay excellent beautiful uh um next up in the the line we come back to you uh you can you can keep conversing with this individual again you can do more discovery you could do an attempted and influence or you could just fuck off and go talk to someone else as tan hauser is now moving around edging having started the first round and now ending the second round last i'm i'm gonna stick i feel bad for he's gonna wait so fucking long i i gotta wait so long and talk to a guy that i'm sure tan hauser will have a lot of interesting dialogue with it'll all be worth yeah hey surely it does let going last lets you pick where you want to go maybe you want to join the great wood conversation um why wouldn't i yeah for who is gonna stick around and continue conversing with them uh i'm gonna discovering go for influencing uh influence this time okay what are you uh what are you um what are you going to to use to influence here i'm i'm gonna use intimidation but i'm not sure if i should roll yeah i mean i probably should roll before i bother speaking yeah yep all right oh let's it's a fractional chance to roll worse literally a five percent chance wow you also you also only had a five percent chance to roll one better we're gonna die here yeah well um that's the second time you've rolled one higher on the subsequent check um zero points are beans wow i know um so how how do you how do you not really intimidate this individual i guess for who uh may not be trying to intimidate like that might have just been how his words would have come across but he's just gonna talk at him based upon the continuation of the conversation okay you know it is surprising that someone like that would be starting to slip away from his disguise a little bit it's surprising that they would sell out all of their the resources and you know stick to their guns i believe the expression was but at the very least they never compromised on what they believed in it's something that one might see in someone a leader such as the one who sold them into ruin now someone like that may be a good leader to his people but to everybody else they had the vision but they lacked the knowledge to truly make something great at the end of the day failed to see the forest for the trees was that a pun oh i i i get that no that wasn't a pun all the same he lacked the tact or authority to really make a difference other than well works of art that would far outlive his own people in his culture it wasn't anything of substance nothing beyond hallmarks in the endless march time for people like us to marvel at and ogle but where are they now nothing but ruins beneath the sand and these is this how you justify working with terrorists i fight for reasons reasons known to myself but above all else something to rail against the edifices that i come to know not with any sort of just want an abandoned like anarchy well well maybe a little like that but whatever will keep the flames alight against stagnation as i'm sure you have seen in the lands outside and even the lesser privileged areas of outset stasis is his death something that will oh of course why would you say that one cannot stay the same forever if the beast in the wild would refuse to change then well at some point the wily hunter will inevitably catch up and see it mounted upon his wall but what if my people are behind walls what if those people are well fed what if they are provided with health care at no cost to themselves what if they have a representation in the governance of their city are all of those things to be tossed aside and burned no i suppose you're right in that but while safety is all well and good the man who trades security for any lack of meaningful progress to make his mark upon history will no sooner be forgotten like the people the lands of taitha my apologies i'm trimming the name because my notes scrolled upwards instead of downwards it didn't even save my notes i had the name written down for the city completely fucked it up uh all the same with you it makes sense with your companions i think they don't even understand what they are doing with my journey that has been with these friends of mine i would call them now every day every trial every fracture is a learning experience and with that one never truly stays the same with knowledge comes change metamorphosis and we grow from what was into something that will be later on what that may turn into several points down the line well it's anybody's guess but my own but if you're so inclined to i'm sorry do you know what i want to like she just fucking interrupts you sort of leans in with the mask a bit do you want to know what i want to tell i want to kill everyone in this room okay uh let's cut to oren so as you were overhearing talk of the great wood uh what would you like to do uh again you can continue uh discovering on sandal you could even try to get involved in i would like to change my perspective to tan houses problem okay yep and see how he's doing uh are you going to discover or try to get involved in the conversation with the gnome uh quick question has tan hauser engaged in conversation yeah because i think he's still outside of that no i haven't i haven't spoken yet cool um oren would like to at least sidle over okay i basically come over and uh before tan hauser engages he will tug tan hauser's clothing and go like uh try to be out of earshot of people as he whispers and goes mr tan hauser um the one who ran us all over and killed us he's on the balcony over there and oren will point to the door uh that's on the side there the piano passageway and he goes like he's near a ledge mr tan hauser holy shit oh and i have wings mr tan hauser no way how fascinating god damn it you all play fucking balder's gate 3 and you think you can solve that it does god damn it it's hopeless and if tan hauser looks at oren's eyes he uh yeah he is all john fucking wick expression he's like i don't need to talk to anyone mr tan hauser all i want is a distraction how high off the ground are we on this building like two stories two stories i'm just trying to crack someone's neck yeah if we're two stories but you don't know because you're like you know where this building is but like looking out where that balcony is there could be a far larger drop well yeah why are we in the shortest building and outset you're not no no no no no no no when i say like you're you're on the second story of a building you walked into now from that balcony that could be overlooking a section that like goes down you didn't really have a good vertical angle to look down from where you were i'm just i'm thinking right i get pushed out of a building i misty or i don't miss well i use my magic teleportation thing or i use my grappling hook oren's got his wings baldrick if i pushed you out of a building how would you try to survive uh i'd have to throw an explosive at the ground and hope that the bet the backdraft coming off of that can slow my fall a little bit because i don't have much vena how would you try to survive fuck you how would i try to survive if you're falling off a skyscraper and you're throwing an explosive when you hit the ground like that's like that's the goal we're looking for is we're looking for an endless chasm of dab uh yeah i mean if i if i if i was this this dude uh i'd probably try to grab onto whatever balconies there are because there are probably a bunch oh but pushing someone requires strength and i'm not necessarily a big enough blast well acrobatic it would require athletics and i have a strength of 10. i have five plus eleven oh man oh man let's have like a really cool socializing encounter where they can i was i listen our local bird man has has offered me violence i didn't come up with this i've been enjoying the social encounter but if we want to interrupt it with violence we can't i'm i'm considering it here's the thing we don't think of the violence immediately we we eventually maneuver our way after all of these discussions and then we eventually get to where he's positioned with the sub action well let's still throwing people off of the balcony for a little bit fucking shove action yeah just letting him know that he's like mr tannhauser if there's a chance i would like to take it but if not i want to i want to remember his face because i didn't get a good look of it last time or in my boy you know i never say no to a good extrajudicial killing we will see what we can do hold on i'm getting a phone call real quick one second the police know what we were doing they heard yeah this is this was the dark urge campaign the whole time hey chat everyone say hi to fbi agents who are listening to us hello it's me i'm the fbi agent every campaign that would not surprise me is a dark urge campaign uh but but but or let's like let's tannhauser know of that and um and he will and he'll just and for for my bit i would like to look at the gnome as well do some discovery while he's there just to basically be like oh let's from from what he's talking about and stuff what information can he give tannhauser uh just from an impression of him uh that was your role perception uh so you can give me perception or herbalism or plant lore uh i only have plant lore so i will do that because i imagine the dc will be a lot lower so i'll do plant more quite likely okay okay that is 11 for a total of 21 okay yeah because if it isn't lower there's no reason to roll it so yeah uh no it's that it's definitely lower um let's see okay um okay so so you like as you've kind of like pulled tannhauser slowly aside for this conversation the the gnome punkle comp has taken no interest in either of you and is instead continuing to regale the people here with with more tales um and it is a success so you're you're getting a bit more about this this alchemist and you're you're just hearing things like and my next great invention was a cure for the common cough cold at least for two days and then it comes back but that's okay because you can take my extract again and it'll cure it i trust me i know and what you have to do is you just have to take these three pills and this vitamin and this concoction of a fizzy drink i made called fizz juice why is it called fizz juice um and why not he's going on and having these conversations and like you're you're paying attention partly as this is happening but something catches your attention very and you see when i did my experiments with the rot out in the lands of the solitude i learned much to keep our city safe have you ever seen cat's eyes dilate mm-hmm he's like damn it's like orange is staring at him it's just but but you exceed the discovery so you can ask me about a resistance a background a weakness or another skill maybe that would be useful to influence this individual yeah uh i would like to know basically what things uh how would you pamper him basically to make uh the dc's easier for tan hauser yeah um so tan hauser already got that information last round so that would be like talking about like yeah that would be like kind of the buttering him up in terms of his own medical knowledge and knowledge of the rot he seems to like constantly bring that up and respond positively when people acknowledge that well what do you think would help you the most um i think uh i guess what he doesn't like yeah like pitfalls you don't want to fall into basically that information it's like don't call him short or something you know yeah okay i mean it could be it could be something really obvious or it could be like this guy hates it when you're left-handed i don't know the pitfall that you uh you detect is all of his knowledge about like this like like plants and alchemicals and it's superficial like he's this alchemist extraordinaire healer medicine person but like he hasn't provided any proper details um and in fact you you figure he might get really defensive if you start asking him about details yeah or and or relates at the tan hauser and uh oh then he's a charlatan perhaps we shouldn't spend any time talking to him he's clearly just a charlatan um excellent uh and with that we we cut we cut to baldrick and the sausage man mortal bomb all right so you're making me a drink is that it i think i could mix a couple drinks in general see what i can make for my college days pretty cool ah all i could do is you know some some some babe arm candy here and uh you know it'd be the best day ever well sadly we've already expended our uh one allotment of making odo feel uncomfortable so uh we kind of have to wait on that one what oh god like all right quick get vena here no that's the joke jimmy uh he's gonna he's gonna petition the bartender for a number of uh alcohols and he's going to mix together something uh do i can i get a gauge as to what this guy might like in his drinks um you think he likes something like simple but hard all right so something that'll be akin to like an old-fashioned i guess something with very few ingredients but is just like ah make it with very strong liquor yep and i guess i will make a crafting with that yeah yeah and i will use seasoned to give myself a whopping 15 plus 20. oh my god it's uh pretty pretty high and i just got higher at a 39 i was almost 40. damn there you go uh describe the perfect drink that you uh for this man he strikes baldrick as a man who is always looking for a very strong drink but perhaps something that will will tantalize him a bit more so he mixes him a cocktail that ostensibly sounds awful but it actually is probably really good for him it is a mixture of whiskey a single big ice cube and he takes an orange and salts it before putting it on top and then he get passes that over to him wow wow wow you know oh wow wow wow no wonder you wear a bucket because if people could see your face they'd want to hire you everywhere you want to come work for me you can come work for me you know i'm pretty good i got a constitution i got giant's blood in me but you know it's okay it's okay i know it's intimidating but if you want to come work for me you can come work for me no thanks i'm a little busy myself but i wouldn't mind hanging i wouldn't mind talking for a while with you if that's not an issue i love talking talking's my favorite thing you know i could talk all day i started here talking that's what i did and then you know taking over the meat market so what brought you to this kind of party then oh well i got the invite from from sandal over there and i figured someone someone had to make sure he wasn't getting into trouble you know and you were the kind of person to stop him from getting into trouble oh no i just wanted to see it happen that's hilarious huh you know i came i came from from the inherited lands originally dealt in furs and leathers then i came here and i grew up really in brooks in my 20s i see so would you happen to know too much about mr deckland or well kind of like leans in what do you want to know how much am i allowed to ask him you can ask me a question um all right so mr deckland what exactly does he do that warrants such a an opulent party nothing nothing he takes another sip from the the fine cocktail yeah nothing you know his parents died very tragic uh something like 15 years really young his grandpa's the one who raised him so he got all the inheritance from his parents because they passed it on to him so he got a bunch of money now most of the money though well most of it's actually with his with his grandpa cademan and cademan's our death's door hasn't been seen in public in months months months months huh yeah it's some kind of illness he's up up in the family manor where might that be i i i don't i don't know exactly where it is uh something sacrimony man i forget the name of it but uh yeah old man's been been there he's been getting sicker like a dog so cademan sorry sandals having this uh this airship built because he knows he's gonna get all the money i see and the company he tends to keep in this regard is he's just gonna motion over to the uh the tyrant's guild member the uh ostentatious sounding huckster the basically everyone around and also motioning over to the absconded fucking perfect tight object in the crate well i can tell you a bit more about that uh and then we will cut to tanhauser that knows you already then so are you going to obviously continue to engage with punkle comped right there's nothing i would love more than engaging with punkle comped in fact that's exactly what i'm gonna do um even though he is transparently a huckster he may have some connection to some of the research that's been going on he might just be a front-facing uh smart man so i will approach him punkle comped you are the great punkle comp thank you very much he turns and puts uh like one of his arms like on his hip forgive me great one i have traveled long to find you allow me to introduce myself my name is roadmaster killwright i represent the legions of foreign armies regule mostly in accordance with the golgoth and dominion i've heard tell that you are researching a new elixir to cure the rot is that true oh that's right are you here to make an investment i love investors you're the best kind of people we would endure to invest our armies are often wracked by the rot often brought forward by spewing founts of earth and blood we require your means to our means therefore i have been as i have been advised on authority of lord golgotha himself to learn where we might invest and where we might obtain samples have no fear if they are not fully complete we have a disposable slew of test subjects influence here oh lore uh warfare please since i am posing as a uh a general in an army in which i have likely spent a fair amount of time yeah i you can certainly try that skill let's rock that will be a 31 uh you can tell he's he's like nodding along with you and he's like oh yeah very legions yeah all legions need need heal yeah yeah um and he's like like nodding and like kind of going along with your your description of of golgoth and uh you know military requirements and and you know needs it's just like oh abs we can get as much elixir as you have mouths and orifices oh we got you uh but we're gonna need it's in a state of completion oh we're so you know just just a little maybe a few week months more and we're gonna be off the off the production line as i say you know thanks to the declan family's uh strong support for my efforts over the past several months things are gonna change soon for the better in this city i don't care about your putrid city but your genius surely yes that is what appeals to me oh really but of course for eons we have besieged all forms of sorcerers and medicinal shamans even the black papacy is incapable of curing this dark ailment but you you found a solution a solution we are most interested in where might where might we meet with you and pick up your elixir and as well intermingle with your findings uh well you can find me in my private office in the medics guild administration building in the bishop's bolaster uh i have a lovely secretary her name is charlene she takes all sorts of appointments um you want to go talk to charlene she'll get you but don't worry if you got money oh boy top of the top of the pile top of the pile i assure you sponsor comp we have exactly what you are owed thank you and with that i will excuse myself all right and as as as we kind of like uh have have this uh this continued exchange of things um going to uh say after the the first sort of half hour of like going about talking um all of you manage to briefly excuse yourselves from your ongoing conversations just take a little a little moment for all of you to just reconvene uh odor are you back by the way oh i am back okay good um and so yeah so all of you like have a little polite chance to to reconvene by the doorway uh once again just to sort of get and update one another to to the situation here i want to kill a guy don't i'm just the hardest i want to kill somebody no oh nah but he ran us all over the chainsaw car like orrin will relay this to everyone that he he see he saw the guy on the balcony the the person who helped assisted in the murder of vena yes if it helps you feel better orrin the person our tyrant skilled friend wants to kill everybody in the room they also know exactly who we are oh no oh oh no her power went out oh no that would also mean speakers power went out uh we can end it there i mean it is 7 30. you know what that's a great place said as as as as as soon as the mention of the the chainsaw car hegemon is made the power goes out oh it was driven through the building in real life oh no too much faith too much faith made it manifest never do faith builds never do faith all right never ever all right so with that thank you all so very much everybody hope everyone had an absolutely wonderful time with this episode where we can do a lot more role play let's see what everyone's doing and uh because uh some of our cast members have disappeared due to power issues uh we'll basically just kind of end it a lot a little bit a little bit faster than this is but please uh please go follow everybody here on social videos and also please go take a uh look i think um a lot of the players here i'm not in it uh nor nor thirst involved like we're not in in fort but uh please go check out uh on apple moose's uh 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