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Pop Culture Minisode (S5 E10 "Not as Cute as Pushkin") · I Am All In with Scott Patterson

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  Speaker 1: I Am all in.
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  Speaker 2: I Am all in with Scott Patterson, an iHeartRadio podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody Scott Patterson Pop Culture episode ten, season five, but
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  Speaker 1: not as cute as Pushkin. I'm joined by the intrepid
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  Speaker 1: Taras sued Amy. I was gonna say Amy Roorback for
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  Speaker 1: some reason.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: You're You're You're Amy Amy.
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  Speaker 4: What's is a Amy? What's the girl that was in
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  Speaker 4: the scandal the TJ Home.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was Amy Roorback.
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  Speaker 4: Is that her name? She's cute. I'll take it, she's cute.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: And Danielle Romo all right. Laurie laurelies carrying a bag
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  Speaker 1: of shoes. A Laurel is carrying a big bag of
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  Speaker 1: shoes on our way to the shoe repair shop and
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  Speaker 1: runs into Miss Patty on the street. Miss Patty, what's
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  Speaker 1: left to wear? What's left to wear? On your feet?
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  Speaker 1: Ha ha ha, Laurrea, I know it's sickness. Everyone thinks
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  Speaker 1: it started with Bradshaw, but it actually came over on
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  Speaker 1: the Mayflower. Laura's referring to Carrie Bradshaw, the main character
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  Speaker 1: from Sex in the City TV series. Laura li compares
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  Speaker 1: a shoe sickness to carry Bradshaw because Carrie is known
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  Speaker 1: to have a shoe obsession as well, especially with Manilo
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  Speaker 1: Bloonax and I know those very well. My wife has
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  Speaker 1: a closet fall. Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 4: So disappointed in myself that I didn't get this at
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  Speaker 4: first because I was so I don't know what was
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  Speaker 4: wrong with me, maybe my ears, because I love Carrie
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  Speaker 4: Bradshaw more than anything.
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  Speaker 1: You're up, Amy, You're up.
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  Speaker 2: So.
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  Speaker 4: In the same scene, Laura is chatting with Miss Patty
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  Speaker 4: about her anniversary party. Oh Luke won't come, Patty, says LAURAAI,
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  Speaker 4: sure he will. I have very effective methods of persuasion.
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  Speaker 4: They include extremely high heels in all of Jessica Simpson's
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  Speaker 4: bath products. Jessica Simpson is a pop star who was
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  Speaker 4: most famous for her marriage to Nick Lache. She created
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  Speaker 4: a billion dollar brand under her name. The brand has
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  Speaker 4: continued to create shoes and clothes, but no longer mixed
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  Speaker 4: bath products. Laura is saying she will use the best
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  Speaker 4: Jessica Simpson products to seduce Luke into going to the party.
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  Speaker 4: During this time, in two thousand and four, she was
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  Speaker 4: at the height of her popularity, starring in her newlywed
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  Speaker 4: show with Nick, and she had just signed on to
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  Speaker 4: portray Daisy in the Dukes of Hazard.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if you guys remember, do you remember
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  Speaker 5: she had that product that it was supposed to be
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  Speaker 5: like lotion, but you could eat it because it was candy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I do, Oh my.
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  Speaker 4: God, my god, do you remember me? Oh god? Gross?
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  Speaker 3: She's kind of a legend, like I love her.
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  Speaker 5: Jessica Simpson, she really is.
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  Speaker 3: I truly feel that.
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  Speaker 4: Way, fully, Scott. Don't you consider Jessica Simpson a legend?
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  Speaker 3: She started reality TV? Newlyweds was not. There was nothing
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  Speaker 3: like Newlyweds before.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: She built an empire from it.
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  Speaker 4: She does so many.
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  Speaker 3: Things, so many things.
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  Speaker 4: Now, let's read the one that Scott hates, which I love.
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  Speaker 4: Do it?
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  Speaker 5: Tara? All right? This is discussing what Rory will do
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  Speaker 5: with the prospective Yale student she's hosting. Richard says, oh,
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  Speaker 5: you're going to show her the Gutenberg. Laura, I says Steve.
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  Speaker 5: Richard says Bible, Laura I says right. Steve Guttenberg is
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  Speaker 5: an American actor and director known for his lead roles
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  Speaker 5: in the Hollywood Films. In Hollywood Films with an eighties
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  Speaker 5: and nineties, most notable for Three Men in a Baby
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  Speaker 5: Cocoon and Police Academy.
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  Speaker 4: So I am obsessed with Three Men and a Baby
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  Speaker 4: if you rewatch it now, Tom Selleck, what's his face from? Cheers?
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  Speaker 4: Ted Danson, and Steve Guttenberg all look hot. But here's
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  Speaker 4: the most gnarly Steve Guttenberg movie ever. The day after
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  Speaker 4: did you guys? I mean, Danielle and Tara probably weren't
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  Speaker 4: even a god do you remember? Do you remember that?
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  Speaker 4: It was like that movie kind of like a mini
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  Speaker 4: series or movie of the week, and it was about
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  Speaker 4: a nuclear attack, and like parents had warnings and they
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  Speaker 4: weren't supposed to let children watch it. It was so gnarly, gnarly,
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  Speaker 4: just what the world needs. Yeah, it was. That was gnarly.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how else to describe it. But wait,
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  Speaker 4: Tura I explained what the Gutenberg Bible is.
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  Speaker 5: So the Gutenberg Bible by Johannes Gutenberg was the earliest
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  Speaker 5: major book printed using mass produced movable metal type in Europe.
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  Speaker 5: It marks the start of the Gutenberg Revolution and the
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  Speaker 5: age of printed books in the West. And Laura is
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  Speaker 5: joking about which Gutenberg Rory is going to show the
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  Speaker 5: perspective yells to it.
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  Speaker 1: Lolurlai is wearing Luke's flannel shirt and carrying a whole pie. LORELEI,
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  Speaker 1: you're like hotter than Willy Wonka. Luke, I'm not hotter
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  Speaker 1: than Willy Wonka. Willie Walker's character from h Old Doll's
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  Speaker 1: children's novel Charlie and Chocolate Factory. Gene Wilde portrayed him
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  Speaker 1: in the seventy one film, Johnny Depp portrayed him in
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  Speaker 1: the five film, and this year Timothy Chalamaye will portray
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  Speaker 1: him in a new adaption called Wonka, set to be
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  Speaker 1: released twenty three.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that, Oh sure that. I think they
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  Speaker 1: just cast him and they're just starting up. Laura is
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  Speaker 1: comparing Luke to Willie Wonka because she can go downstairs
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  Speaker 1: from his apartment and get all the treats she wants.
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  Speaker 4: I think I would grab a donut maybe instead of pie,
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  Speaker 4: but whatever. Paris tells Rory not to trust any girl
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  Speaker 4: under the age of seventeen, including the Yale Prospect. They're
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  Speaker 4: only trying to steal our thunder jobs and starter husbands.
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  Speaker 4: Do not say perky breast to her. Do you understand me?
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  Speaker 4: Eve Harrington has arrived. Eve Harrington is a fictional character
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  Speaker 4: from the nineteen fifties film All About Eve, portrayed by
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  Speaker 4: Anne Baxter. In the film, Young Eve meets Margo, four
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  Speaker 4: year old broadway star, who takes her under her wing.
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  Speaker 4: But Eve has an evil plan to steal Margo's friends
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  Speaker 4: and Beyonce right under Margo's nose. Paris is comparing Anna
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  Speaker 4: to Eve because she's young and she's going to steal
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  Speaker 4: her and Paris's men and lives dark, so.
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  Speaker 3: Dark, Paris. Laurai tells Rory about Luke Stark Day and
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  Speaker 3: is asking her if she saw him November thirtieth of
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  Speaker 3: last year. So, Laurlai says, because you keep those crazy
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  Speaker 3: an Bob Graham kind of notebooks and Bob Graham is
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  Speaker 3: a politician who served as the thirty eighth governor of
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  Speaker 3: Florida from nineteen seventy nine to nineteen eighty seven and
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  Speaker 3: a United States Senator from nineteen eighty seven to two
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  Speaker 3: thousand and five. Graham had been known to keep a
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  Speaker 3: notebook of his daily, mundane life since nineteen seventy seven, and,
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  Speaker 3: as stated in The New York Times, this eccentric habit
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  Speaker 3: may have made Al Gore think twice about offering him
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  Speaker 3: the presidential nominee in the year too.
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  Speaker 4: You know what it makes me think of is is
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  Speaker 4: if it was today, they would have done it with
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  Speaker 4: the Supreme Court guy that also kept the crazy, crazy calendars.
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  Speaker 4: Why can't I think of that justice's name? And Matt
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  Speaker 4: Damon portrayed him on Saturda Night Live, and it's the
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  Speaker 4: funniest thing I've ever seen. Oh, I know somebody's gonna
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  Speaker 4: I'm terrible that I can't name the Supreme Court justices,
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  Speaker 4: but whatever, Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh, Okay.
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  Speaker 5: In the library, Rory and Anna are smelling books and
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  Speaker 5: then Logan walks in. Anna tells Rory she thinks Logan's cute.
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  Speaker 5: Rory says, yes, he is, but not as cute as Pushkin.
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  Speaker 5: Right this way, missy. Alexander Pushkin was a Russian poet, playwright,
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  Speaker 5: and novelist of the Romantic era. He is considered by
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  Speaker 5: many to be the greatest Russian poet, to be the
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  Speaker 5: greatest Russian poet, and the founder of modern Russian literature.
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  Speaker 5: And Rory wants Anna to be interested in the books
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  Speaker 5: and academics more to worry less about boys.
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  Speaker 4: I had never heard of that.
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  Speaker 5: I've heard the name, I just didn't no all the details.
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  Speaker 4: It might be me. Paris comes out of her room
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  Speaker 4: dressed to go out. Rory says, it's eleven o'clock. Who
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  Speaker 4: do you hope to hook up with? Spike and Drusilla?
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  Speaker 4: Which I didn't get this, but it's actually a good
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  Speaker 4: pop culture reference. Spike and Drusilla are a vampire couple
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  Speaker 4: from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It's so late for Paris
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  Speaker 4: to go out that she's making a joke that only
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  Speaker 4: vampires are out that late. But I will say, in college,
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  Speaker 4: you go out way later. People would study till nine
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  Speaker 4: and then you would go out at ten. So I digress.
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  Speaker 1: All right, who's up, Danielle?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: I think you are me? Lay Is Danielle. I think
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  Speaker 4: it's no. No, No.
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  Speaker 3: Scott goes Scott. I want to do that. I want
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  Speaker 3: to do I want to do the last one. I
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  Speaker 3: want to do the last one.
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  Speaker 1: You go, Scott, you got it, you got it.
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  Speaker 4: Nothing says thy Master like Laura.
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  Speaker 1: Line Suki, Oh really you know this is I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to tell you why this is so serendipitous, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to tell you today Laurel and Suki are
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  Speaker 1: cleaning out Laurlized garage. Suki, I mean, who has three
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  Speaker 1: thigh masters besides Suzanne Summers. Suzanne Marie Summerson is an actress, author,
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  Speaker 1: fitness guru. She is best known for her role of
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  Speaker 1: Christy Snow on Three's Company and as Carol Foster Lambert
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  Speaker 1: on Step by Step. Suzanne released the thigh Master in
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  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety. It became an instant success. She has reportedly
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  Speaker 1: made three hundred million dollars from it. Suki is imagine
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  Speaker 1: just sort of doing this with your thighs and making
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  Speaker 1: three hundred million dollars in insane. Suki is making a
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  Speaker 1: joke that nobody owns that many thigh masters except Suzanne,
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  Speaker 1: who created them. Thank God, I explained that so everybody
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  Speaker 1: would understand it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm on that one.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want one. Are they still around? My thoughts
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  Speaker 4: could use some work.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Last, but not least, Paris Is at the
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  Speaker 3: speed dating event in Paris says, Seriously, you've got a
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  Speaker 3: minute to take an impression, and that's all you can
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  Speaker 3: come up with. You you want to know my sign
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  Speaker 3: to Jack, or how about my favorite color? Or if
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  Speaker 3: I'm a Brittany or a Christina. Britney Spears is a
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  Speaker 3: singer and songwriter known as the Princess of Pop and
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  Speaker 3: Christina is also a singer and songwriter, but she's often
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  Speaker 3: referred to as the voice of a generation. As everyone knows,
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  Speaker 3: the two were constantly pinned against each other and had
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  Speaker 3: a toxic few Throughout the two thousands, people would choose
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  Speaker 3: if you were a Brittany or a Christina stan So
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  Speaker 3: I want to ask everyone here, were you a Brittany
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  Speaker 3: or a Christina fan?
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  Speaker 4: Brittany Brittany respect to Christina, but probably Brittany. Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I was a Christina girl the way.
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  Speaker 1: No way, and I didn't have a dog in this fight.
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  Speaker 1: So myself, it was always Britney.
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  Speaker 5: Or Christina or in Sync or back Street the ultimate feuds.
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  Speaker 4: And then I cannot pick between in Sync and Backstreet, Like,
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  Speaker 4: I literally cannot pick.
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  Speaker 3: I have easy Easy in Sync disagreed, I hold it.
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  Speaker 5: It was my first concert to hold a special place
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  Speaker 5: in my.
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  Speaker 4: Heart for me. I cannot pick. They're both amazing.
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  Speaker 5: Well yeah, I mean like I love Backstreet Boys too, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: literally amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Aman brothers forever.
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  Speaker 4: It's a perfect way to wrap up.
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  Speaker 1: Good good all right, that's going to wrap up pop culture.
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