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Mother’s Day Massacre: Moonshine, Ham Fights & Russian Beer · Opie & Carl

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: He's back, Stacey. What's going on, buddy?
• 0:06
  Speaker 2: What's going on?
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: Gentlemen?
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  Speaker 3: We are man about to enjoy the fruits of your
• 0:10
  Speaker 3: labor here and all kinds of.
• 0:12
  Speaker 4: Great moonshine cherries man.
• 0:14
  Speaker 3: He went to the he went this first of all.
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  Speaker 3: This is my favorite in Birmingham. The Golden Rule is
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  Speaker 3: in Irondale, Alabama. It's a suburb of Birmingham. Irondale iron
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  Speaker 3: dew I r O n iron d A l E. Irondale,
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  Speaker 3: al Alabama, Alabama. And idiots, wow from New York. Isn't
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  Speaker 3: vic did have electricity yet?
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  Speaker 2: Yes they did.
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  Speaker 1: The people are free.
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  Speaker 3: George Wallace, George, you keep eye on the states. Thanks
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  Speaker 3: working the grill, the toilets in the house. But truck
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  Speaker 3: truckers from other states would often and and I love
• 0:51
  Speaker 3: the truckers, but truckers from other states from their first
• 0:53
  Speaker 3: visit to pulling into Birmingham would call it ironde lay
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: it was Irondale, and just saw they sow, I R
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: O indeed, and they go, I don't need to pull
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  Speaker 3: in about twenty minutes outside of town. I'm over here
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  Speaker 3: to rondelais I know that's Irondale And stop of the
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  Speaker 3: Golden Rule.
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  Speaker 4: What big city is there?
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  Speaker 3: So Birmingham right next to Burmanham.
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  Speaker 1: It's just worth to Birmingham twenty are we bringing vict that?
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know what's just on of it my
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  Speaker 3: face that he went there and I didn't get to
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  Speaker 3: enjoy it.
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  Speaker 1: I had to day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, gt me a picture of it, because you know
• 1:26
  Speaker 3: what's that place now? Haunting? It's a Golden Rule barbecue barbecue.
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  Speaker 3: There's a few of them in Alabama, she says, I
• 1:32
  Speaker 3: want it. It's just a barbecue Joint's a good one.
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you think they got the golden crustal over everything, just.
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  Speaker 2: The black They made a picture.
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  Speaker 3: They make one of the best cheeseburgers you ever had.
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  Speaker 3: My sister in law was only eat the cheeseburger, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Pull it.
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  Speaker 2: Holy wait, that's a different place.
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  Speaker 1: I had that the other morning, done in Mobile, Alabama.
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  Speaker 3: Good Man, that's good. That was all suggestion. Right, Oh
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  Speaker 3: that looks so good now, Stacey, what else did you
• 2:05
  Speaker 3: bring us today? But first of all, doctor Steve, since
• 2:08
  Speaker 3: you all selection of beer, there's some Russian beer.
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  Speaker 1: I saw it looks nice also, which is that?
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  Speaker 2: Then?
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  Speaker 1: I brought just so big? Has something deer?
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  Speaker 5: Wait?
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  Speaker 4: What beer?
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  Speaker 3: Russian?
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  Speaker 1: Russian? Russian?
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  Speaker 6: Under these circumstances, let's let's let's talk call me and
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  Speaker 6: drink some Russian beer.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, it's perfect, Actually, Stacey, there's also some fruit beer
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  Speaker 7: in there.
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  Speaker 1: Passion fruits flow down.
• 2:40
  Speaker 7: Right, Papaya passion fruit is stupid.
• 2:45
  Speaker 3: How about I bet you drink.
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: I'll go grapefruit, I'll go orange, I'll go lemon.
• 2:50
  Speaker 3: Would you go kiwi beer? I don't even know what
• 2:52
  Speaker 3: that is. You don't know what a kiwi is.
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  Speaker 4: Not gonna know what kiwi is?
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  Speaker 3: But I've never heard of Is there an actual kiwi here?
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  Speaker 6: No? I got an old rescue in Russian imperials stout.
• 3:06
  Speaker 6: I performed with the Ras Mutant and Corny Island, by
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  Speaker 6: the way, but the shout out to those Russians got
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  Speaker 6: my people's a lambic.
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  Speaker 3: Oh got in with the royal family, don't you bizarre?
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  Speaker 3: One of their kids was hemophiliac, and he came into
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  Speaker 3: the halo, and he came in and acted like he
• 3:24
  Speaker 3: put the mojo on him, And then that's how I
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  Speaker 3: got him. All hood canalope beer. They also say my alley,
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  Speaker 3: I can pick it with your butt cheeks.
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: You want the chocolate stout. I'll take the cattle you want. Yeah,
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: see all right, you rock. You could have the candle.
• 3:43
  Speaker 4: Another thing.
• 3:44
  Speaker 6: You and the evict that they said that the sun
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  Speaker 6: might have been the only survivor of that massacre. They
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  Speaker 6: always said that Nicholas, it was young Nicholas. God, am
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  Speaker 6: I right?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, totally? Yeah, you quicker, But I was just smelling
• 3:56
  Speaker 3: salted caramel moonshine. Well before you eat, before that, I
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: need you to try smiling.
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  Speaker 6: Carmel moonshine, my favorite dancer at Ricks Cabaret.
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  Speaker 1: I like your whiskey. Sorry, it's a whiskey that's to Carmel.
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: I don't have enough ship to promote. Now he's handing me.
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  Speaker 1: What is this advertising? It's Father's Days?
• 4:16
  Speaker 6: Can you just do it for Mother's just for doctor Steve?
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  Speaker 1: The beer running? What the fun stage?
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  Speaker 4: I was, doctor Steve.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going throw the background somewhere for you.
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  Speaker 7: Is this h stunt praying? Hopefully I blow him off
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  Speaker 7: an hour ago.
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  Speaker 6: But don't forget doctor Steve though, because it's the great beer.
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  Speaker 6: It's great vibes, and don't be denied.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, stunt praying, I got it in stays.
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  Speaker 7: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 7: it happens.
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  Speaker 3: That's what you get for bringing beer in here.
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  Speaker 1: It happens, Paul face.
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  Speaker 4: Now where's the trump now.
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  Speaker 3: Motherfucker, I got it.
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  Speaker 6: You see what the white man did you now, Paul.
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  Speaker 3: We got it. It didn't go in.
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  Speaker 1: It's all good. That's what thing to say about that
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  Speaker 1: whole thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we're off the air now.
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  Speaker 3: Hit the ball.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't be the first time the last.
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  Speaker 3: Well, goddamn it. We have five kinds of beer, a
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  Speaker 3: red velvet cake, food, kunds of bacon, the fucking bris Uto,
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  Speaker 3: a Filipino boy singing.
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  Speaker 6: Journey, Yo yo, I got a sock full of Colorado.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, got me something. It's going damn.
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  Speaker 3: This is made in the USA, by the way, even
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  Speaker 3: though it's got a Russian name. What it's a boot
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  Speaker 3: and trump comb.
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  Speaker 4: This Russian beds made here in the state.
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  Speaker 3: This is old restbuting, which is a Russian imperial stout
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  Speaker 3: and it says a product of the USA. And we
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  Speaker 3: just had a story body spilling everything.
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, guys, listen, settle down ahead.
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  Speaker 3: Carl, all right, let me have the place the play California.
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: Have something after this whole thing you do? What is it?
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  Speaker 1: So in front of me, I've Betton's ham. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's the ham on the plant.
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  Speaker 6: No question about it. Don't even question. Don't even question.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna give you.
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  Speaker 2: One fucking word out of you.
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  Speaker 1: No ham.
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  Speaker 2: He's gonna be like.
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  Speaker 4: Spolding, make a better head.
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  Speaker 2: You have a choice, now you want him or squirrely
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  Speaker 2: little fist.
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  Speaker 7: Fight you pick, I'll fucking fight you.
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: Aren't you a siding way for this?
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  Speaker 2: My whole life?
• 6:22
  Speaker 4: You guys, that's not this show.
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  Speaker 2: That is not this show.
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I'll try your hair. There we go.
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: Aren't you a certified shift?
• 6:33
  Speaker 3: Listen?
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  Speaker 7: Listen, let me take a little control back here, raining
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  Speaker 7: on the line as you did. Divvy up him and
• 6:38
  Speaker 7: get the moonshine and Russian beer and and.
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: What the hell is that bourbon?
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  Speaker 4: He's got this ice cream for you.
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: Wait, we're gonna put bourbon on it?
• 6:48
  Speaker 4: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 8: All right, start brain, Yeah, geez, the crapper versus the
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  Speaker 8: Cuban and a fight. I want to.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm embarrassed to say that bumped it for ship stories.
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: I have to apologize for that. First of all, it's big, right,
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  Speaker 1: now yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Tends to trend on Twitter ship the new black right.
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  Speaker 7: Oh my god, what a mess today, their stump brain.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, hey stumpering, you hold on one second. It's a
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  Speaker 1: bit shoot.
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  Speaker 9: My god, dry trays and McDonald welcome to Walmart.
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  Speaker 6: You made calls so angry this that it's lovely ham,
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  Speaker 6: It's wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: What's the best, continue their stump brain.
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  Speaker 7: As we eat some of this Ham's like a little
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  Speaker 7: piece of cheese and a crack on a smuffle. Yeah,
• 7:43
  Speaker 7: you blew it by not having cheese with this.
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  Speaker 1: There's no cheese with this.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, literally it melt. Just don't even put it on
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  Speaker 3: your tongue, melucking butter. Put it on your tongue and
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  Speaker 3: melts like butter.
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  Speaker 6: A nice salt, said the girl.
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  Speaker 7: A nice salt team would be good, right, No, not
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  Speaker 7: a saltine.
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  Speaker 1: This thing was paged for twenty almost two years aging. Wow,
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: like the light light saltine cracker. This Haim is schooling,
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  Speaker 1: will be a nice letter. And you were a sharp
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  Speaker 1: cheddar with a.
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  Speaker 7: Metal yellow throwing a little olive for like uh no,
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  Speaker 7: like like, why don't.
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  Speaker 3: You say cheese, whizzy cheese? You? Oh he's a chef.
• 8:27
  Speaker 3: He has a fine palette and he won't go that far.
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  Speaker 9: Da nice Guda something. It's Carl, I have a question
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  Speaker 9: about this whole thing. So I'm not on either side
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  Speaker 9: of this thing. I just I just watched the news.
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  Speaker 1: Right, he means.
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  Speaker 4: America or Russia.
• 8:47
  Speaker 3: There's Tomorrow's leading. Okay, what is this guy?
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  Speaker 1: You had confidence in that because.
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  Speaker 4: You went right back to your hold.
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  Speaker 1: Them while they laughed at this ship. I'm gonna take
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: it other fight.
• 9:00
  Speaker 6: It's like taking a three woman away.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah right, Pecan ice cream with King's County cast strength
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  Speaker 9: ride bourbon.
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  Speaker 3: That's good.
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  Speaker 2: God, it's so good.
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  Speaker 1: And I may may or may not be having an
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  Speaker 1: ice cream sandwich.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna have one because they're my favorite Mayfield ice
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  Speaker 3: cream sanding.
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: You know you in on.
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  Speaker 6: Ice That's what that's.
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  Speaker 1: Because of that story is why they were sitting right.
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  Speaker 7: Really others from you, little mushy, little mushy.
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: Little muck, little mushy Hope.
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  Speaker 6: He's the kind of guy to be at an orgy.
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  Speaker 6: Left bullshit and everybody's coming.
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  Speaker 7: Too fast, all right, If you're gonna have one, twelve
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  Speaker 7: of them in thank you, sir, No problem.
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: Sorry, stunt. Bring continue with the cam me thing.
• 9:54
  Speaker 3: I forgot, Well ask a question.
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're not on either side. I tell you
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: were kind of a Trump guy.
• 10:01
  Speaker 9: Well, here's my thing. Just Russian, just rushing investigation. Every
• 10:08
  Speaker 9: time I hear it on the news, it just morphs
• 10:11
  Speaker 9: into something else.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: Did they find anything? Does anybody know anything? Brain?
• 10:16
  Speaker 6: Are you looking forward to the interview that Alvastone has
• 10:19
  Speaker 6: with Putin on showtime?
• 10:22
  Speaker 8: It's both of them. Both of them are crazy, you know,
• 10:26
  Speaker 8: they're birds of a feather.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: That's gonna be wonderful.
• 10:28
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be a good.
• 10:30
  Speaker 6: Watch to see two motherfuckers who don't give a fuck.
• 10:34
  Speaker 6: Al of a Stone to give a fuck way before Putin.
• 10:39
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know boot Putin was an agent though poot KGB,
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: he's going, you don't ran the.
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  Speaker 8: Guy who was caught tearing up the files when the
• 10:49
  Speaker 8: Soviet Union was crushed.
• 10:50
  Speaker 6: Ali Stone was the biggest director in Hollywood. That's almost
• 10:53
  Speaker 6: the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: So I just want to be clear, that's a that's
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: a muscat, even thank you for They don't know anything.
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: They haven't caught anything within the interview, and like.
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: It's four nights to four nights.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: They should fight. They should fight on the fourth night.
• 11:07
  Speaker 6: One of his first questions like, why did you fix
• 11:10
  Speaker 6: the American election?
• 11:11
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 11:11
  Speaker 4: And Putin laughed in that Putin face, like to kill him.
• 11:16
  Speaker 8: It's gonna help today. Did you see him playing hockey?
• 11:19
  Speaker 8: Hockey game every year? And you know he's out there
• 11:22
  Speaker 8: playing hockey, scoring goals and everybody gets out of his way.
• 11:25
  Speaker 8: It's like the Red Sea. That's an old man now, it's.
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: It's it's I got a better one. It's it's like
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: Steve Carell playing the DuPont guy in the wrestling movie.
• 11:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and he just had and they create these old
• 11:40
  Speaker 5: man tournaments so he can win all the celebrate what
• 11:45
  Speaker 5: an old weird DuPont.
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: Is that Fox working?
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: So it is, but there will be no fact.
• 11:54
  Speaker 4: It looks like, yeah, he's got a lot of work,
• 11:56
  Speaker 4: do it think.
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  Speaker 1: That's really it's a little tighter, a little boat his.
• 12:00
  Speaker 4: Eyes and he got his eyes done.
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  Speaker 3: I like.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: But he's an incredible watch collector.
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: He wears blunk ponds, which are beautiful.
• 12:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they cut your hand off. He keeps the watch.
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  Speaker 9: So stuff rating my my litmus test for all this
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  Speaker 9: stuff is I hang out in a little barn after work,
• 12:18
  Speaker 9: and it's a bunch of landscapers and excavator guys, sault
• 12:21
  Speaker 9: of the earth guys.
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: And I knew that Trump. I don't not a white guys.
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: That work like Mexican but that's a compliment, but.
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: Hard working, hardworking American guys.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: And uh, I knew Trump was gonna win a year
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: and a half ago, sitting in that bar. I predicted it.
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  Speaker 9: And I always go in there and they always got
• 12:42
  Speaker 9: their news on, you know, and I hear their chatter.
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  Speaker 2: I don't say anything.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: I just kind of fly on the wall. This ain't
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  Speaker 1: affecting them at all. It's the complete opposite. I walked
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: in there yesterday and they know him on the radio.
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: So take did you.
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: See Trump fucking got rid of that asshole car?
• 12:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah, It's it's so weird watching the news and then
• 13:03
  Speaker 9: being in real America.
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: Well, it's two different worlds.
• 13:09
  Speaker 8: Ninety his base is still with him, and you look
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  Speaker 8: at the media, ninety percent of them donated to liberals, right,
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  Speaker 8: So therein lies the tale.
• 13:19
  Speaker 9: And my thing, my thing, some brain is being raised
• 13:22
  Speaker 9: by Cubans who you know, we had Fidel Castro, we
• 13:25
  Speaker 9: had the Propagranda machine.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: We had Russian news, we had Cuban news, all fake.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: It's the news.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: To me these days just doesn't sound authentic.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: It sounds to find it like these people are hysterical.
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: You've gotta find three places that you like hearing news
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: from and.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: Those like let me tell you something.
• 13:46
  Speaker 6: You got to find three maybe outlets, maybe find your
• 13:49
  Speaker 6: brain dot com.
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: Are your favorite journalists. I know journalists that I like,
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: and that's that's why I read. I don't read everybody ship.
• 13:55
  Speaker 7: I think you gotta I think you gotta take one
• 13:57
  Speaker 7: from each cat that you got a couple.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: Of guys who I like to read. Not just watch MSNBC.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: Take a peek at Fox.
• 14:04
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you gotta look at But come outside of
• 14:07
  Speaker 6: all those come outside of any anything you usually hear
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  Speaker 6: you can go to.
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  Speaker 1: People will watch just one.
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  Speaker 3: And that is it. Yeah, and then they completely.
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  Speaker 1: Recite exactly what they heard on that channel.
• 14:18
  Speaker 6: That's also some people on I'm own air with there,
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  Speaker 6: they usually do one channel and that's it.
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  Speaker 4: I do all the channels. I come in with a
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: whole different face.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: I think that's the way to go. It's not it.
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  Speaker 1: I listened to I listened to when I when the
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: news was going.
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: On, like, I was like, this isn't real, Like when
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: Fox News.
• 14:34
  Speaker 9: I'll never forget when Fox News decided to go after
• 14:36
  Speaker 9: Trump in the beginning. I mean to me, I was like,
• 14:40
  Speaker 9: this is why the Republicans can't win anything, because they couldn't.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Even get rid of Trump. Remember they tried to.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: They turned on them, and they turned hard on them.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: Remember, I couldn't believe it. And I'm like, you know,
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: never they never took them seriously.
• 14:51
  Speaker 6: That's why I wanted to explain to people, like, you
• 14:54
  Speaker 6: can't just say like Fox News and white people because
• 14:56
  Speaker 6: it's a different kind of white people. It's like the
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: white people who might not like throw them because they
• 15:00
  Speaker 6: hated Trump because.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: They're all New Yorkers.
• 15:02
  Speaker 6: It was a different because they wanted to control. It's
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: like nobody wants to give up control.
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  Speaker 9: But the thing is is the first time in my life,
• 15:10
  Speaker 9: you know, I realized that news is just l A
• 15:14
  Speaker 9: and New York, you know what I mean. The rest
• 15:16
  Speaker 9: of the country don't even ask them what the fuck
• 15:19
  Speaker 9: Trump came along.
• 15:20
  Speaker 6: The biggest voice for Republicans in this country was Fox News, right,
• 15:25
  Speaker 6: That's then they had that control.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: And then he came along and took it, took it away.
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  Speaker 11: Around, snatched it and there took out and you know,
• 15:37
  Speaker 11: he was masterful. They tried to attend what they didn't
• 15:39
  Speaker 11: come out him with the questions from Megan Kelly during
• 15:41
  Speaker 11: the debate.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: It's like, you did, you did?
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  Speaker 4: You did go with him a little harder than the rest.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: You did.
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  Speaker 6: We saw it you because they took away your authority
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  Speaker 6: and snatched that power away from him.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: And when I saw Fox News try to get a presidential.
• 15:54
  Speaker 9: Candidate for them to maintain their media republican enough, I said,
• 16:00
  Speaker 9: I said, Fox News, fuck you.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: You're You're the same as ms NBC. You're the same thing.
• 16:07
  Speaker 9: So like what I do is I listened to m
• 16:09
  Speaker 9: PR and then like Mark Levin's podcast to completely different
• 16:13
  Speaker 9: and I kind of figure out in the middle and
• 16:15
  Speaker 9: what's going on.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: I get my news Wars, I watched Little People, Big
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: World and try to figure.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Out crazy, like the news is hysterically. Chris is gonna
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: fuck Amy over man.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: I know I saw that last Yeah, Like I listened
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: to the windows what we're talking about, definitely, but I stopped.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: I stopped on there intentionally and thought of you for
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: three minutes. Sorry.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: At first Chris thought it was cute to you know,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: dat a little person. But now he's over it. But
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: lovely the.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: Little woman, little l a something. What are you talking about?
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Little people?
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: Big world people, big world one. Okay, that's why the
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: wife is dating other people.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Now, huh, they're both there.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: You're behind, but she's dating like a tall person.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: They both are.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: Well, he taking a little person. She had the regularly.
• 17:04
  Speaker 7: That roll off the help one of his workers.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: She ran the farm with Amy and Matt.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: She's a little person, though.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: I'm wrong, Pull her up, pull it up.
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: It's getting dirty, by the way, the little couple.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, of course they hated each other forever.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Well, they didn't have apps back then.
• 17:28
  Speaker 7: You went to a fucking holiday inn and you found
• 17:30
  Speaker 7: another little nugget and you got married.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: That was it. You had one shot at it. You're
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: not oos short shot.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: It might be a.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Little harsh, but it's true.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: They would have it.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: They would have these conventions.
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: They would fly to a town for the weekend and
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: they were they were in a complete padic to find
• 17:51
  Speaker 7: their mate.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: That's how it worked.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: People say that, like you find your nugget, boom, that's it.
• 17:59
  Speaker 7: Amy Matt roll Off, if you really want to continue
• 18:01
  Speaker 7: with this, We're never meant to be. No, the only
• 18:05
  Speaker 7: think they had in common was the fact they were.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Both four inches tall.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: I agree. I was always brutal to watch them just
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: looking at me.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: How the fuck did we get here?
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: People? Big world?
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: That face, that's my fault. I put him on that.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: But we were back to the back to the on
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: the phone.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Hey stunt, let me ask you a question.
• 18:28
  Speaker 9: You must be getting heat because I follow you and
• 18:31
  Speaker 9: and I listened to you, and you're right down the middle,
• 18:33
  Speaker 9: you know what I mean, Like you have common sense.
• 18:35
  Speaker 9: You don't sound like a Jehovah's witness freaking out.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Because the Trump, the Trump diehards, they don't get.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: They don't watch the news.
• 18:42
  Speaker 9: So don't worry about them, you know what I mean, Like,
• 18:45
  Speaker 9: don't vote for Trump one hundred times because to them
• 18:47
  Speaker 9: it's like voting for smoking to bandit.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: They fucking love it.
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: That was on the other night, by the way, I mean,
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: And the liberals Christy has no idea what that deliberal.
• 18:55
  Speaker 9: The liberals are just trying to get him in jail
• 18:58
  Speaker 9: for in like some crazy, long shot bullshit that's going
• 19:00
  Speaker 9: to backfire on him.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: What do you get heat from both camps that.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: You're in the middle.
• 19:05
  Speaker 8: Sure, but that's okay, that's okay. Watch watch the opening
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: of Colbert's monologue last night, he thought, because I think
• 19:13
  Speaker 8: he was trying to demonize and you'll see some of
• 19:16
  Speaker 8: the crap I get. He comes out and says, did
• 19:19
  Speaker 8: you hear James Comey was fired? The crowd went nuts
• 19:23
  Speaker 8: and applauded and cheered, and I think he was expecting them.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: To go, oh my god, how Trump do that?
• 19:30
  Speaker 8: Right? And he kind of he kind of admonished them.
• 19:32
  Speaker 8: He's like, wait a minute, do we have watch the
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: Trump supporters here tonight? Yeah.
• 19:35
  Speaker 9: Later on this segment, when he was sitting with John Stewart,
• 19:37
  Speaker 9: he re brought it up, like, why were you guys
• 19:39
  Speaker 9: actually cheering for that?
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because Hillary was calling for firing oh week ago.
• 19:43
  Speaker 9: Well we didn't favor Finally, and the Democrats are going
• 19:46
  Speaker 9: to be what the Republicans were before Trump. It's a
• 19:49
  Speaker 9: party of no right, no, no, no, they don't stand
• 19:51
  Speaker 9: for anything.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: They just stand for not Trumpe.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe they thought it's he's a goddamn comedian doing
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: a monologue. Maybe they thought that to lead into a joke.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: You if you walked out and said, hey, do you
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: hear about Dick Cheney, and everybody died laughing before you
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: went to excited himself in the fate, they could have
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: cheered because in the spirit of embracing him as a
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: comic and a monologue, they might have thought he was gonna.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Do some joking.
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: And more importantly, you think Jeremy and Audrey got pregnant
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: on purpose.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Oh God, take the attention away from Zach and Torry.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: He's pregnancy, you know. Twins.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: One's twins, well, Zack and Tory.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: They announced that they're having a little nugget and then
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: the one.
• 20:30
  Speaker 7: Only a few weeks later, Jeremy and Audrey announced they
• 20:32
  Speaker 7: all also were gonna happen the tall one.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Tall one.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Was that a play?
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: It's the lucky one because he's all right.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Supposedly the odds are slim that they're going.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: To have a little nugget that Jeremy is the tall one.
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, wait, so these are having kids small?
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: William says, I don't know if you.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Are going to have a little book. Jeremy and Zach
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: are twins. One is regular height and the other one
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: is a little like the.
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: Movie Twins with Swizzn't again Danny de Vita the guy exactly.
• 21:14
  Speaker 7: And they both got married around the same time, and
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: now they both are You don't have their their their Yeah, So.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: The big guys a little what the big guy, he's
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: a regular guy.
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: Married regular size.
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: Where did the come from? That's his brothers, twin brothers, small.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Person, small one, regularize on little right, and they're twins.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: From the love of God, the picture of the family.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Please call though, Yeah, I know Linel's on the line.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: We're going to talk to him after the break.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: We got stunt brain the time. Let's just keep starting
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: brain on. Let's just ship camera linal Yeah.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Just breaking and they argue that we can eat ice cream,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: sandwiches and hot though.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: I changed my statement line along stunt bright as soon
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: as possible.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: Up breaks open.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: No, you have to do this moonshine.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: And Carl did the bourbon and the butterper Khan Stacy
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: is doing vanilla and Marichino cherry moonshine.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: That sounds classical, Linel, I'm so special, Linel.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, Jesus, I don't know.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: If I have time for you right now. I gotta
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: do Mother's Day reads.
• 22:29
  Speaker 10: You told me to call do what you want about
• 22:32
  Speaker 10: for you a Mother's Day read?
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: And all right, I'm in a complete prodict.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: There's bourbon.
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: You can't even imagine what's going on in the studio
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: complete shall imagine?
• 22:48
  Speaker 10: Somehow today's show gets sent into the atmosphere, into the
• 22:53
  Speaker 10: universe in some other intelligent life form picks this up
• 22:59
  Speaker 10: and thinks about by virtue of this show, I hope so.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Nice to be like those people are aristocrat Tho'll see.
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: That with trustworthy, loyal health for friendly Chip.
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: We'll take a break and we'll get Lionel's two cents
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: on the James Comy.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Fuck, okay, I'm with that, all right line, I'm gonna
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: keep you on hold, So you go it.
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: You go do a YouTube video and I'll uh.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Right, all right, thank.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: He likes his YouTube videos more than me even is
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: gonna Stu. We're back with more boobie Radio.
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: Backward Vick, Kenley, Carl and Charad and Stacy there on
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: the sidewalk.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: I believe right, and I'm picking with my headphone.
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: I saw that, my god, and I got Lionel. I
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: gotta go right to Linel because I told him McCall
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: two hours.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Ago, and he has way more important things to say
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: to me. Yes, you know, and he's well informed.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, well I think yeah, you're well informed.
• 23:55
  Speaker 10: Right, Lionel, I think so, But I think VI vix tremendous.
• 24:00
  Speaker 10: I'm not believe y'or not knowing you a long time,
• 24:02
  Speaker 10: my friend, No I remember me. No, oh, I think
• 24:07
  Speaker 10: you are fabulous.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: We used running jail talk every five years. And he goes, fuck,
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: we did that thing and I forgot about it. And
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: I go, yeah, we did that thing, and we'd be
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: surprised that we remembered each other. There we go basically nice.
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: Uh so we had stunt praying on talking about this
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: Komi thing.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Well, what's what's your angle?
• 24:23
  Speaker 10: You know, it's kind of like you know when the
• 24:24
  Speaker 10: station manager watched by, Hey, you're doing a great job.
• 24:27
  Speaker 10: Yeah right, yeah, we know.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: All about that exactly.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: We haven't seen them months, right, he writes, because that's
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: where Greg's office is now is in the hallway.
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: You didn't see what they did, brock you on the glass.
• 24:42
  Speaker 7: It's now a storage area.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Oh you got to see.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: When says they're continuing in the office.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Station convinced they're they're continuing.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: In the office space joke.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: I've said it all a lot.
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: On the kind of spot and now I got there yesterday.
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: You go to my instagram, OPI Radio, I did a video.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I'm like, holy fuck, I think they're.
• 24:57
  Speaker 7: Truly chocolate that Yeah, it's storage in that whole area.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Now go look, go right around the corner.
• 25:05
  Speaker 9: When I when I when I talked to Opiate before
• 25:08
  Speaker 9: the show, I walked down.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: He looks like the manager from Hunks with junk over.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Hey, kids, stuck your shirt and you gotta move all these.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Boxes, didn't they really?
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Is it really over there?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: It's awful.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Remind I don't even look.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you really fast and vineylill you stay there.
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: And and for Paul Steve Harvey memo before we get
• 25:33
  Speaker 7: off the air today, Harvey memo, wait grown hair again.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Holy yes, this is meanstake.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: That's gotta because because Patty label.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: With me, this was the Hallway office. Where's my state?
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: I just want my state?
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you go to my instagram. You can see the video.
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: There might be going. It's packed in the front of
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: the fish bowl. Patty Labell's over his thinging right now.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Patty La Bell's Yeah, Patty LaBelle.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought it's just been there for a couple
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: of days.
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: Now, oh, I thought it was a coincidence.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: But one of the sposes said, putting.
• 26:22
  Speaker 12: Corner, Oh ship, that's come on.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, now it's just yeah.
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: Now you just know, I'm just laugh all the way
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: to October and then whatever happens happens.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: But anyway, continue, I'm going back to comedy.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: The floor. Everybody in October, come see me at Marie's.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: I'll be bar backing and we're in Darby's detail it
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: pops downer.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Comes on the door, jump on the tug boot.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: That was well played.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: At all.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Let's pick up Lionel's caroseation. Lionel back to you.
• 27:12
  Speaker 8: Sorry, no, that's import iportant.
• 27:13
  Speaker 10: Believe me. They're gonna pull a COMI on you.
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, any date now, Yeah, it's happenings, happening whatever.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I'll smile all the way.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Uh so where were we with this whole thing?
• 27:27
  Speaker 10: Well, a couple of things. First of all, have you
• 27:29
  Speaker 10: heard you know they're calling this the Mother's Day Massacred.
• 27:31
  Speaker 10: Don't you love this? And they're trying to make this
• 27:33
  Speaker 10: out to be a version of the Saint Balance. Excuse me,
• 27:37
  Speaker 10: the Saturday.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Night Saturday massacre in seventy three with Nixon, right.
• 27:41
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you remember that. You probably don't. But in seventy
• 27:44
  Speaker 10: three there was this great bumper when bumper stickers were
• 27:47
  Speaker 10: about is this is all the meme and tropes you got?
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was you.
• 27:53
  Speaker 10: When they fired Archibald Docks. The one that was great
• 27:57
  Speaker 10: was it said, impeach the com socker.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Was terrible jokes, well to your own, I'm gonna have
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: to go.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna jump in here on the same tangent.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: And when John Rocker, the accused racist or relief pitcher
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: of the LANDA Braves and Bobby Cox was the manager.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: I was at a Mets game and saw sound that
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: said Rocker loves Cox Cox just a shudio joke.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: The lifeli cancel each other out.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to help LINEE.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Bring all this together. Now, please include simply this.
• 28:35
  Speaker 10: He had to go number one. They're trying to compare
• 28:37
  Speaker 10: this to Richard Nixon basically abolishing the office of Special Prosecutor.
• 28:44
  Speaker 10: Now that's a good one. Basically say oh, I'm not
• 28:47
  Speaker 10: gonna fire you, I'm going to abolish it.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Position.
• 28:52
  Speaker 10: Yeah, like serious extent saying, oh no, we're not gonna
• 28:56
  Speaker 10: fire you. I'm just going to eliminate your time frame
• 29:00
  Speaker 10: from the Gregorian calendar.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: They've already done that. They just they just took away
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: the raplay.
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: I think we're down to thirty minutes a day.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Does that include live reage?
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Have another chair, don't.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Don't get sassy.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: See many men die.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: In here right on stage.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Good, he's sharpening his sick. Now I'll take it. I'll
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: take a few shots. You want to get hit mad
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: talking about Ryan Seacrest.
• 29:38
  Speaker 9: Or about his corner getting taken over by John Ryan's
• 29:42
  Speaker 9: lionel seventy two million?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Did you see that? He made three deals in one week.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: And we don't know.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Where we're going to be in October.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: I know where we're not going to be.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Me at my apartment. We got the Ley.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Rip a gig. He did a new radio deal seventy
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: a year, and.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Then they were reason a year, yes, one year, seventy
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: two many yeah, no yeah, no.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: To do horseship in radio.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: That's why co seventy two million for five to complete
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: and utter horses Ye three, he's getting seventy two million
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: now for one year's worth of work.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I think it's seventy three.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: This fall is right, three for one year on year
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: one year. I'm going home now, fuck y'all.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: See, I'm going to Yeah, I'm going.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: To make twenty five dollars at the comic strip. Browed me.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: I don't give a ship about any of this anymore.
• 30:35
  Speaker 7: Even if it was seventy two million over three years,
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: that's a per year.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: They can't be steaks radio. Yeah, I was right. Okay,
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: so I need twenty four million, seven seven seventy one, alright.
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: And then they're they're bringing fucking American idol back BC.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, what about the part where we steaks. A lot
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: of people have been one minute.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Right, Lionel, you know this look sack me up.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: He's reliable.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Lionel.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: You're a radio guy.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Help me here.
• 31:08
  Speaker 10: As you know, there is no meritocracy in this. As
• 31:12
  Speaker 10: you know, the people who make the decision for radio
• 31:15
  Speaker 10: never listen to radio, and even if they could listen
• 31:17
  Speaker 10: to radio, their tone death. Because they live in a
• 31:20
  Speaker 10: parallel universe. They think things like, for example, hey Opie,
• 31:25
  Speaker 10: maybe if you had some great interviews, could you get
• 31:27
  Speaker 10: some A listers to come in there and no, okay,
• 31:31
  Speaker 10: just an idea. Hey, Opie, you know, why don't we
• 31:34
  Speaker 10: take what you've been doing that's been very successful and
• 31:37
  Speaker 10: let me, oh, what's the work? Change it. I've always
• 31:43
  Speaker 10: wanted to change stuff. And you would think, you know
• 31:47
  Speaker 10: right now, as let's face it, as the world. I
• 31:50
  Speaker 10: don't know. Ope, you read the trades like I do
• 31:53
  Speaker 10: every day, and you're thinking, oh my god, I mean
• 31:56
  Speaker 10: this is this. I mean the buggy whip trades, the
• 31:59
  Speaker 10: spit tune trade, this is my what it must have been,
• 32:03
  Speaker 10: like this thing called radio. If something works, don't break it,
• 32:08
  Speaker 10: don't change.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: You know, past the bourbon.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Sad. It's He's roll because it's fifty years of fucking
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: with shit every every book, every movie, every play, every
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: radio show, every time it's been presented in media. I
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: used to really especially love it on the Larry Sanders Show,
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: whenever they whenever they spoof the suits. Coming down to
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: the cliche is true for a reason. If they fuck
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: with something, they come in here and look at this
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: and they're like, wait, you need a little sassy Filipino woman. Yeah, Linel, Linel,
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Lionel's too loud. We gotta we gotta get Lionel and
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: maybe maybe get a sassy black woman on with Linel,
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: maybe that Filipino. I'm just saying, if they, like you said,
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: they it's a it's so much. If it ain't broke,
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: don't fix it's exhausting. But if your number, if it
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: ain't broke, don't fix it, and you're already number one,
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: what the fuck? Leave people along, Let them do their
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: goddamn job. It's ridiculous.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: But I'll try to salt the caramel flavor.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: I'm waiting, baby.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Thank you Lionel for backing me up on that.
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: And I'm sure Ryan Seacrest is a nice guy, but
• 33:14
  Speaker 7: what a bore.
• 33:19
  Speaker 10: First of all, the guy what a work? All right
• 33:21
  Speaker 10: to use the rest, I mean, it's a work, but
• 33:23
  Speaker 10: he said, Dick Clark thing, you know, Dick Clark thirty
• 33:27
  Speaker 10: five hours a day, the work would edit film in
• 33:30
  Speaker 10: his guard go do this and then the bloopers and
• 33:33
  Speaker 10: World's Funniest cesareans. He did it. He did keep Casey
• 33:42
  Speaker 10: ca from you know, it's like people who don't they
• 33:45
  Speaker 10: just keep doing this and they never stop. Because here's
• 33:48
  Speaker 10: my theory.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the moment you.
• 33:53
  Speaker 10: Say wait a minute, it just hit me. You suck.
• 33:57
  Speaker 10: They just say, you know, because once you stop moving
• 34:00
  Speaker 10: in the end Tasmanian double the bore. Then he realized, God,
• 34:05
  Speaker 10: this is medium.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: That's my But that's why Seacrest would stand next to
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: half paralyzed Dick Clark right there at the end of
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: the New Year's Rock and Evening, and I like, nothing's
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: going on. I'm standing right next to him, right, and
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: then secret's going that's right, Nick, Well.
• 34:26
  Speaker 7: That's my That's always been my problem. I couldn't play
• 34:28
  Speaker 7: that fucking role, but I never would. Linel hard Linel
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: comes from the same mold. He can't fake that ship
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: fucking When Ryan Seacrest does that rock in New Year's
• 34:38
  Speaker 7: Eve whatever, he is the only one not having fun
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: at Times Square, the only one yeah, and making millions.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: It's all worthy.
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: And and Kelly Ripper uh fucking hired him because you
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: know she was behind the hiring so she could walk
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: all over the fucking guy.
• 34:56
  Speaker 10: No, no, Kelly Ripper wants the guy who's not going
• 34:59
  Speaker 10: to be fire to let go now, provided he doesn't
• 35:02
  Speaker 10: get bored. See this is the ice.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: She also realizes she could control him. Yeah, that's so obvious.
• 35:08
  Speaker 10: You want to get somebody. Look, I don't know about you,
• 35:10
  Speaker 10: But I'll work with Dick Clark versus some up and comer.
• 35:12
  Speaker 10: Give me the guy who's never gonna who's never who
• 35:15
  Speaker 10: is the main stay. This is the woman who's the
• 35:17
  Speaker 10: ice queen who basically ran Michael Strahan off. That whole
• 35:21
  Speaker 10: thing is that. Do you know how these teams are dying?
• 35:25
  Speaker 10: Do you know, for example, we're dealing with.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: It right now on this show.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking myself that death.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Right now, Carl and Greg, Hughes and Gerard are drinking
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: brown liquor from a string brought to us by a stranger.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Candy from could easily be a serial killer.
• 35:46
  Speaker 13: But hug Boat Guy, doctor Steve.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: The tug boat killer right right headline A like I
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: like this.
• 36:04
  Speaker 14: We're gonna be on a special like look, look watch
• 36:08
  Speaker 14: a couple of things.
• 36:10
  Speaker 10: Watch when Megan Kelly comes in there, the ice Queen,
• 36:12
  Speaker 10: the animatronic. Watch that this is, I mean, this is
• 36:16
  Speaker 10: the face of death. This is this is somebody who
• 36:19
  Speaker 10: does not connect with people. Somewhere said hey, I want
• 36:27
  Speaker 10: to get her, and her name was in the newspaper
• 36:30
  Speaker 10: and all the time with the Roger Hill stuff. Look
• 36:32
  Speaker 10: what's happening to Fox? They got rid of O'Reilly and
• 36:34
  Speaker 10: watch the numbers. Watch what happened?
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I thought you.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Lost the tooth and shepherds and shepherd Smith said he's
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: gay shepherds.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: He came out.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he came out on a big town the
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying. I'm just saying, if you're wondering if
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: I would think so.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: He putting up some numbers here in midtown.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Numbers.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: God damn, he's putting up numbers.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: He's crushing.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: I like to know he put.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: That motherfucker is.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: A hawk boy.
• 37:17
  Speaker 7: He worked the balls around you legend one thing about
• 37:21
  Speaker 7: the Michael straighthand she didn't like that he was getting,
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: you know, more famous than her quickly like them. So
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: but you know, but she'll be able to control. Ryan Seacrest.
• 37:35
  Speaker 10: Ray hand with left her and he went over to
• 37:37
  Speaker 10: Good Morning America and a bunch of money really kicked
• 37:40
  Speaker 10: her off. By the way, the one.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: And sharp he can't what come on?
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Hair cut longer than for him to.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Look player who kicked him out?
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: But no, that's what Stacy said. Is like when they
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: just hold up a picture on the sideline. One of
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: them spread flintstone and the next one of them is
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: a bowl of pretzels, and below that's Calamari, and then
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: over to the riders, the fucking current leader of Egypt,
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: and that basically means run full back up the middle.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: I watched I watched Good Morning America.
• 38:17
  Speaker 7: We could we could take every single one of them out.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: They're all They're good.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: I drop over there that for two years instead of
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: a bitch.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Or line over Linel. Do you believe this is true?
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Because I know it is, and this is notanking you.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: This is Kimberly gilboy. I wanted to Carl last week
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: that ain't true. Yes it is.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: If it was true, I wouldn't be here right Guildford
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: from Jill Foil.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Do you know anything about her?
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: If that was true? Just about right now? Would picking up?
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: She was of his Yeah, she needed her pads and
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: her elbow bad.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: You were dropping yelling at everybody.
• 38:56
  Speaker 10: That's that happened. And if I could record that, I
• 39:00
  Speaker 10: could systematically reverse the trendentine pregnancy by showing that.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Thank you, buddy. Let's play who do we hate on TV?
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Who wants who wants in?
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Who do I think he's going to pick?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Lionel?
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Lionel.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: You can start. We'll go around the wall.
• 39:20
  Speaker 10: I don't know, easy easy, easy number one an example
• 39:28
  Speaker 10: of what happens when cousins marry somebody not even on
• 39:31
  Speaker 10: the fileogen so stupid human being who has ever been?
• 39:38
  Speaker 10: Who's a hominid? Could could be? I have stub stuff
• 39:42
  Speaker 10: out of my ear with a pen. That's more intelligent.
• 39:45
  Speaker 14: Joy Behart, Jesus, good God, I'm wow, no idea?
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: What hower so heavy?
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 40:07
  Speaker 10: I tell you something rather lick a belt sender bleach,
• 40:12
  Speaker 10: then listen to a second as this monochroma mono clab
• 40:17
  Speaker 10: cuton somehow, yeah, some magic.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: It's called being funny.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: Word comic.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: And she's a good comic.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: She has a good comic and a friend. I mean,
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: God damn, I've been on so many time.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: I don't agree with him one but with God damn,
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Heard anybody's fiber like this is comedy.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: This is why you can argue comedy. Because he's saying
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: the comedian and her, I don't know, he.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: Hates it all.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: I kind of like his.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: I can't watch her on the view now line. I
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: don't watch the view. I don't I don't want, I
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: don't listen. He's comic, she's good comic. That's all.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Stacy. Who do you hate on TV? Stacy?
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Anybody will see in the what do you hate on?
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: I know I can't. Yeah, I was gonna say you
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: I don't really have who would I switch immediately? You
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: know I I this is a combinn answer. I hate
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: myself for even bringing Oak Island into this conversation.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: That's my worst Free Kardashian.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: I don't I just skip it?
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Can I have fixed pick? Yes?
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Certainly? You call it proxy. You gotta got a proxy.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know her name.
• 41:31
  Speaker 9: The Morning Joe in the Morning, the lady son of
• 41:36
  Speaker 9: a bitch?
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Watch to acting like act Oh god damn, she sucking.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Personal opinion. I just act like, just gonna be clear
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: listening that was you gotta be very careful with that.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: I do like the final that came out a week
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: or so ago and acted like we we held off
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: and we didn't.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: I don't like.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: They won't do the time.
• 42:23
  Speaker 10: Them Obie, whatever you say? Can I throw something in
• 42:26
  Speaker 10: with that? Who said Mica? Who said I don't?
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not a fan.
• 42:32
  Speaker 10: Let me tell you the biggest problem when you're watching
• 42:35
  Speaker 10: a TV shoot, I'll listen when you're watching even you
• 42:38
  Speaker 10: and you know about you know, teammates and partners. Hope
• 42:41
  Speaker 10: you know how this thing is. If we know that
• 42:45
  Speaker 10: you really aren't connected and maybe you hate each other
• 42:48
  Speaker 10: or maybe whatever it is, we we figure, okay, we'll
• 42:51
  Speaker 10: watch you, we accept you. But if I know you're
• 42:54
  Speaker 10: a married couple, then everything that you do, I know
• 42:57
  Speaker 10: is artificial. I know that you don't mean it. I
• 43:00
  Speaker 10: know that you're making going on vacation together and that
• 43:03
  Speaker 10: you're it's going to kill whatever of this dynamic there was.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely, because what they do is let me.
• 43:10
  Speaker 10: Tell you what Themika morning Joe is. This is and
• 43:13
  Speaker 10: hope you'll love this. This is a version of the Zoo.
• 43:17
  Speaker 10: Remember when somebody get up and said, I got an idea.
• 43:21
  Speaker 10: Must put a bunch of people in the room together
• 43:23
  Speaker 10: and hope to god somebody says something funny, Zoo.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: He's talking about stopping.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: It's not what we're doing now.
• 43:39
  Speaker 9: Just because we're a little drunk and slow doesn't mean
• 43:40
  Speaker 9: I can capture someone's talking about me.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Uh, Stacy Rald, you're gonna get us arrested.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: What do you hate on TV?
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: Who do I hate Ardashians? But I can get more?
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: You love you know who.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: I'm starting to not be able to tell I love.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not like Ernie and asked.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: This is starting to get on the.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: All the years.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: I know, I know, I know, I know. I'm gonna
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: tell you what.
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: He's a say, you're racist, Ernie Nast, You're racist him and.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: You guy t.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: He's a talking.
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: He is a goddamn close talk Ernie and Nas is
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: a goddamn sat Listen.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: At the thing he does the questions. He does the
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: questions on the sidewalk with.
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: The little Bernie corner ship, and he talks to.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: People in front of like Bloomingdale's. He talks so close
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: to the face.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I hear that good a freak.
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: He's eighty here, he's listening. He's been making million millions
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: for years. Listen, I love him, but I'm starting to get.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Like, your annoying. You're the people shamer. Shard went real
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: local local TV here. I don't know the.
• 44:53
  Speaker 13: Obviously, I've never seen this guy with the legend some
• 44:56
  Speaker 13: bit scary look of all that plastic shirt.
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: Now, everybody respect keep keep sucking that chicken.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: You know that right?
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: Oh when he said that on.
• 45:11
  Speaker 7: Air, Oh my god, way back he was very he
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: was very confident. Yah, could you find keep?
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: This is great? Thank you When I call you bout
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: your real name.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: You know I.
• 45:30
  Speaker 10: Had something. If you don't mind, can you I want
• 45:36
  Speaker 10: to hear the outtakes. So here it is New York,
• 45:39
  Speaker 10: toughest place in the world. I think one would admit
• 45:42
  Speaker 10: list he used to be. And here comes this guy
• 45:44
  Speaker 10: with hey, good morning, kind of a puker, you know,
• 45:47
  Speaker 10: and he walks up to people and he says sprinkles
• 45:50
  Speaker 10: a rising Yeah to hear the outtakes, like why don't
• 45:56
  Speaker 10: you take your sprinkle?
• 45:58
  Speaker 14: Yes?
• 45:59
  Speaker 10: You know people don't give it.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: He gets it, he gets it.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:03
  Speaker 6: It's like eat your pizza with a knife and fork.
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: It's like, motherfucker, I'm talking.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: On the subway.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: I will kill you.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: Get out of my fucking ways, talking weird.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Make me step in dog ship, hold on.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: This side, the fox fast guy Guardian and then check
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: out seven day to.
• 46:17
  Speaker 9: Make your weekend glance takes a tough plan to make
• 46:19
  Speaker 9: a tender forecast deck.
• 46:21
  Speaker 8: Keep fucking that chicken?
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: What is that about?
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Keep fucking that chiggen he was saying, he was He
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: was shitting on the guy for saying it being repetitive.
• 46:32
  Speaker 9: Check out seven day to make your weekend glance takes
• 46:34
  Speaker 9: a tough plan to make a tender forecast deck.
• 46:37
  Speaker 8: Keep fucking that chicken.
• 46:38
  Speaker 7: Okay, I guess, keep plucking that chick.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Knows anyways, Lionel, you're you're good.
• 46:47
  Speaker 10: One more thing.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's never out right.
• 46:51
  Speaker 10: Oh no, I'm glad. I'm because I'm I'm I'm venting.
• 46:55
  Speaker 10: Understand the gig if somebody can do it, so please,
• 46:59
  Speaker 10: ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Sixty years ago, we
• 47:02
  Speaker 10: really had to wait to find out the weather. All
• 47:05
  Speaker 10: we had was, you know, the Ben Franklin thing, the
• 47:09
  Speaker 10: the yearbooks and then act we didn't know anything. It
• 47:14
  Speaker 10: was always a surprise. Do I bring the umbrella? Jesus,
• 47:17
  Speaker 10: what is it gonna do? I don't know what to do. Jeez,
• 47:19
  Speaker 10: I wish I gotta wait. Do I call somebody? We
• 47:22
  Speaker 10: didn't know, so we had the weather man, and it
• 47:25
  Speaker 10: was important because we really didn't know. Those days are
• 47:30
  Speaker 10: over the weather. Like a guy give the time, the
• 47:34
  Speaker 10: day of the week, the wind or it's light. We
• 47:39
  Speaker 10: don't care about stopper on my phone, I could tell
• 47:42
  Speaker 10: you the day forecast of Tel Aviv. Your booty, get off.
• 47:46
  Speaker 10: I don't want you to send in instagrams that we'd
• 47:48
  Speaker 10: get this roly poly hacked comic wannabe.
• 47:57
  Speaker 7: How about so as you turn your phone on, the
• 47:59
  Speaker 7: weather's right there, right right there?
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: You going with your mister g gotta eat?
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: What about the.
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: Bloombirds on YouTube from the Jim Cantori Come on, but
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: can you imagine back in the day when you didn't
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: know what the fuck the weather was, and all of
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: a sudden, it's a tornado.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some guy trying to fucking you know, for your family, Like,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: what's that? What's that over there?
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: I went out on the back forty today hotly fuck.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Although to this day we can't really predict the tornadoes.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: You guys gotten a little better.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Lionel, I agree with you most of the time, but
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: you're one hundred percent wrong.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: If you no no no west point. I watched this point.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: I watch I watch the Spanish weather girls on Spanish news.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: It's like twenty minutes fucking smoke shows.
• 48:53
  Speaker 9: Let me tell you something, Watch the Spanish weather I
• 48:56
  Speaker 9: don't care to eat, man.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: They have the weather girl in Arizona.
• 49:00
  Speaker 9: Spanish TV's on for twenty three minutes of the fucking
• 49:02
  Speaker 9: blot of the project.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I watched the Traffic Girl and.
• 49:07
  Speaker 10: Channel G Volleyball. Nobody watched Beach volleyball. So somebody said, hey,
• 49:12
  Speaker 10: I've got an idea. And then it was obvious. Look
• 49:16
  Speaker 10: at what happened to ESPN when ESPN came out. You
• 49:21
  Speaker 10: honestly didn't know the scores. We didn't have you cut
• 49:26
  Speaker 10: to wait and you listen good.
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: Ye We've still got sportsman sportscasters on local news.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: This is our music.
• 49:37
  Speaker 7: They're gonna cut us off in like a minute and
• 49:38
  Speaker 7: a half at this point, and a quick plug Linel Go.
• 49:41
  Speaker 10: YouTube, Linel Nation, Youtubel Nation, and Twitter at Linel Media.
• 49:46
  Speaker 10: I love you guys, Thank you love.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Give a great fun job on the Linel Media, ain't you, sir?
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: I Hope Brian Seacrest calls me in October. The Hope
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Radio Show is now over.