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- 0:04Speaker 1: Hey, and welcome to the Short Stuff. I'm Josh, and
- 0:06Speaker 1: there's Chuck and there's Jerry again sitting in for producer
- 0:10Speaker 1: Dave ce. Uh. And this is short stuff. As I've
- 0:13Speaker 1: already said, that's right, and we're talking about books. What
- 0:17Speaker 1: is a book? What isn't a book? That book in
- 0:21Speaker 1: the window, the one with the waggony tail, That's right.
- 0:26Speaker 1: Do we get going? I thought we already had, but yes,
- 0:30Speaker 1: let's keep going. So there's this book in in the
- 0:33Speaker 1: National Museum of History in Bulgaria, and uh, it is
- 0:38Speaker 1: what some people consider the oldest book in the world.
- 0:41Speaker 1: Have you seen pictures of it. It's six pages of
- 0:45Speaker 1: gold sheet, like the pages are gold and not like
- 0:49Speaker 1: they took paper and put gold around it or the
- 0:52Speaker 1: edges are gilded. It is like a sheet of gold
- 0:55Speaker 1: metal and there's six pages like that and they're bound together. Um.
- 0:59Speaker 1: And it's written in a Truscan and uh. The Etruscans
- 1:04Speaker 1: were the direct predecessors to the Romans. They kind of
- 1:08Speaker 1: ran the area. I think that hey days around five
- 1:12Speaker 1: b C. And they're kind of this mysterious group because
- 1:14Speaker 1: we haven't deciphered their their writing yet, but we know
- 1:18Speaker 1: that this is a is in a Truscan book, and
- 1:20Speaker 1: so a lot of people say, there you have it, everybody.
- 1:23Speaker 1: The oldest book in the world is called the gold
- 1:26Speaker 1: Orphism Book, and this is it. Yes, it is actual,
- 1:31Speaker 1: multiple pages, like you said, it is bound. There are illustrations.
- 1:35Speaker 1: There's a mermaid and a harp and some soldiers and
- 1:38Speaker 1: a horse rider. And you know that. They say this
- 1:41Speaker 1: thing is years old. They found it along a river,
- 1:44Speaker 1: the Strauma River in southwestern Bulgaria and a tomb. It
- 1:50Speaker 1: was donated. This is all kind of mysterious. It was
- 1:52Speaker 1: donated by an anonymous person and then authenticated by two
- 1:56Speaker 1: anonymous scientists. Yeah, little sketchy. It sounds like aliens to me.
- 2:02Speaker 1: But the debate then started, well, that's not true. There's
- 2:05Speaker 1: always been debates about what is the oldest this, what's
- 2:08Speaker 1: the oldest that, what's the oldest book? And if you
- 2:11Speaker 1: think about oldest book, it becomes a little bit of
- 2:14Speaker 1: an esoteric question because you have to ask yourself what
- 2:18Speaker 1: is a book? Could it be a clay tablet or
- 2:21Speaker 1: a scroll, or you know, can it be something that
- 2:25Speaker 1: is an exit like doesn't tell a story, it's just
- 2:27Speaker 1: like accounting records. So you really have to sort of
- 2:30Speaker 1: define what a book is first. Yeah, So I mean
- 2:32Speaker 1: a lot of people would define a book by its
- 2:35Speaker 1: physical attributes, right, Like it's a certain shape, Um, it's
- 2:40Speaker 1: bound together. That's a big one for a lot of people. Um.
- 2:44Speaker 1: Some people say it has to be on paper, which
- 2:47Speaker 1: would um discount the gold Orphism book. Um. And then
- 2:52Speaker 1: other people say, well, no, no, no, it's just got
- 2:55Speaker 1: to like tell a story, say, and it can be
- 2:57Speaker 1: on anything and it doesn't have to be bound together.
- 2:59Speaker 1: And this is when everybody goes, oh boy, here we go.
- 3:03Speaker 1: Becomes another debate on what constitutes a book. Yeah, but
- 3:06Speaker 1: it's not an angry debate, is it. No, it's not angry.
- 3:11Speaker 1: But yet I'm angered by it because I think it's
- 3:14Speaker 1: largely unnecessary. And there is a person cited in this
- 3:17Speaker 1: House to Works article who I suspect purposefully obfuskates this
- 3:24Speaker 1: and initiates this debate because they don't want this question
- 3:28Speaker 1: ever to be answered. Are you talking about Laurent Ferry m. Yeah.
- 3:33Speaker 1: This is a curator of rare books and manuscripts at
- 3:35Speaker 1: Cornell and Cornell and they were actually interviewed for this
- 3:39Speaker 1: House stuff Works article about eleven years ago and Cornell
- 3:42Speaker 1: is in possession of these clay tablets that they maintain
- 3:47Speaker 1: the largest in the world. And uh, they're pretty old.
- 3:51Speaker 1: And some people might say, well, those are books, but
- 3:54Speaker 1: most of those, like I said about like tax records,
- 3:56Speaker 1: their financial records, legal proceedings. Uh, they don't espouse any worldview,
- 4:02Speaker 1: so I think they're in that means they are not books. Yeah,
- 4:07Speaker 1: Lauren Ferry says, a book would be something that has
- 4:10Speaker 1: a binding and that espouses a worldview, right, So yeah,
- 4:14Speaker 1: you can discount those um clay tablets there there. They
- 4:18Speaker 1: just don't They don't count as a book, but to
- 4:20Speaker 1: other people they would count as a book. So so
- 4:23Speaker 1: they said, well, okay, Lauren Ferry, what what is the
- 4:26Speaker 1: oldest book then? And Fairy said, either Homer's Iliad or
- 4:30Speaker 1: the Epic of Gilgamesh. The problem is, and this is
- 4:33Speaker 1: where I think Lauren Ferry is purposefully doing this just
- 4:36Speaker 1: to keep this debate going because they like to talk
- 4:38Speaker 1: about this kind of stuff. So the Epic of Gilgamesh
- 4:42Speaker 1: the oldest is a very old book. Um, the British
- 4:45Speaker 1: Museum has one, but it's written on clay tablets from
- 4:49Speaker 1: the seventh century b C. And yeah, it's not bound.
- 4:53Speaker 1: So the very example that this curator gave as the
- 4:56Speaker 1: oldest book doesn't even fall within their own parameter. And
- 5:01Speaker 1: here's where I started getting angry. All right, Well, let's
- 5:03Speaker 1: take a break then for you hulk out and hulk smash,
- 5:07Speaker 1: and we'll be right back to Well, we're not gonna
- 5:09Speaker 1: settle any debate, but we'll just talk about it more
- 5:11Speaker 1: and make you more mad. All right, let's let's get
- 5:36Speaker 1: back to me getting mad. Well, it depends on who
- 5:39Speaker 1: you talk to. If you start bringing religion into it
- 5:42Speaker 1: and all this stuff, then of course you're going to
- 5:43Speaker 1: have people that say you might have Christians that say, well,
- 5:46Speaker 1: the Bible is clearly the oldest book because the world is,
- 5:50Speaker 1: you know, only a few thousand years old, and the
- 5:54Speaker 1: Bible was written right after that, so what's older than that?
- 5:57Speaker 1: Bub and boobal scholars will say in scientists will say, actually,
- 6:02Speaker 1: the Bible has written over many, many hundreds of years,
- 6:05Speaker 1: and a lot of these stories that were written were
- 6:08Speaker 1: hundreds of years after the events that they're talking about, even, right,
- 6:11Speaker 1: But they don't say that to the people who say
- 6:12Speaker 1: the world's a few thousand years old and the Bible
- 6:15Speaker 1: was written right after they the scholars turned to the
- 6:18Speaker 1: rest of us and say, well, obviously these things were
- 6:21Speaker 1: written over centuries after these events. So um, here's the thing.
- 6:27Speaker 1: That's another thing that Lauren Ferry does is what about religion?
- 6:31Speaker 1: Why would you bring that part into it? That's not fair.
- 6:34Speaker 1: They're just trying to do this. And then there was
- 6:36Speaker 1: another one too that they said too, is well, you know,
- 6:39Speaker 1: some books are not It's not like the stories were
- 6:42Speaker 1: created out of whole cloth right when the books are written,
- 6:45Speaker 1: a lot of them are based on oral traditions. And
- 6:47Speaker 1: these oral traditions far predate any of the books that
- 6:52Speaker 1: are these oldest books that are written. And it does
- 6:55Speaker 1: not matter. It does not matter if the book is
- 6:58Speaker 1: a brand new story, but it's still older than any
- 7:01Speaker 1: other book than a book that was published in the
- 7:03Speaker 1: fifties based on an oral tradition from five thousand years ago.
- 7:07Speaker 1: That older book is going to be the older book.
- 7:09Speaker 1: This Lauren Ferry person is really getting under my skin. Yeah,
- 7:14Speaker 1: it can't be a book. Isn't a story. A book
- 7:17Speaker 1: is a story that has been bound and written, And
- 7:20Speaker 1: I'm you know what, I'm in my definition, it doesn't
- 7:23Speaker 1: have to be bound. If you'd give me a scroll
- 7:25Speaker 1: that's got a that's got a good beginning, middle, and
- 7:27Speaker 1: end to it, then that's a book. So there's papyri
- 7:30Speaker 1: that are years old that would that would qualify them,
- 7:34Speaker 1: because I mean, it's a book, but it's just one
- 7:36Speaker 1: long page, all right, that's a book. Okay, alright to me.
- 7:41Speaker 1: So we're hot on the trail here, at least as
- 7:43Speaker 1: far as what you consider a book. I mean, Caroac
- 7:46Speaker 1: wrote on rolls of toilet paper, right, he wrote on
- 7:50Speaker 1: was the roles of toilet paper. I know it was
- 7:51Speaker 1: a very long roll of paper over like forty eight
- 7:55Speaker 1: or seventy two hours or something like that, and like
- 7:59Speaker 1: that was the story in the book. But you can't
- 8:02Speaker 1: sell stuff like that, so you have to bind them
- 8:04Speaker 1: in the traditional form so you can put them on
- 8:06Speaker 1: yourself exactly. But yet, was it not a book before
- 8:10Speaker 1: when it was just on one long scroll. It's a
- 8:12Speaker 1: really great point. Now I'm just getting mad at us, No,
- 8:16Speaker 1: not us, fairy Fairy Lauren Faery, be mad at them.
- 8:20Speaker 1: All right. There's another question is what constitutes a book?
- 8:23Speaker 1: What kind of book are you talking about if you're
- 8:25Speaker 1: talking about a printed book in the in the understanding
- 8:29Speaker 1: of printing that we have here in the modern world. Well,
- 8:31Speaker 1: then that's easy to settle the Gutenberg Bible or the
- 8:35Speaker 1: book printed right before the Gutenberg Bible. Man, I wish
- 8:38Speaker 1: I would have looked it up. I just I forgot
- 8:40Speaker 1: about it the whole episode on I know, but whatever
- 8:44Speaker 1: book Guttenberg put out first, that would that would qualify.
- 8:49Speaker 1: But then you remember in that episode we talked about
- 8:52Speaker 1: China had printers that they didn't use um movable type.
- 8:56Speaker 1: They used woodblock printing, but they were still printing book books,
- 9:01Speaker 1: so you know, okay, but then other people say, well
- 9:04Speaker 1: before printing, before automatic printing, there was handwriting, but they
- 9:09Speaker 1: were still writing books. Okay. Well then now you're talking
- 9:11Speaker 1: about manuscripts. So so actually you come back to the
- 9:15Speaker 1: Biblical people and say, well what you got and they say, well,
- 9:18Speaker 1: we have manuscripts that were written in the fourth century.
- 9:21Speaker 1: That's pretty old, isn't it. And you say, yeah, that's
- 9:24Speaker 1: pretty old. But is it is is it any more
- 9:27Speaker 1: of a book than the gold Orphism Book? Right? I
- 9:32Speaker 1: don't even know where we are now in this debate,
- 9:35Speaker 1: to be honest, because I I think I'm becking myself
- 9:39Speaker 1: into a corner that I painted myself into. You can
- 9:42Speaker 1: just walk right out of it, just say this is
- 9:45Speaker 1: what I now think. I think it can be handwritten, okay,
- 9:48Speaker 1: because Jack Carowack was writing with his hand. I think
- 9:51Speaker 1: it can be on a scroll. I can't be an
- 9:54Speaker 1: oral story. Okay. Agree, I'm gonna say it doesn't have
- 9:58Speaker 1: to be bound. If you want to out, it might
- 10:01Speaker 1: have to be bound. But then you're getting into consumerism
- 10:04Speaker 1: and like, you know that whole argument. But I think
- 10:06Speaker 1: it has to be connected in some way. So like
- 10:09Speaker 1: if it's one long scroll, those pages are still connected. Yeah,
- 10:15Speaker 1: so what are you are you saying? If they slice
- 10:17Speaker 1: that scroll up into a hundred sheets and just stacked them,
- 10:20Speaker 1: that's not a book because there's a truscan um gold
- 10:24Speaker 1: sheets that are not connected, that that would not really
- 10:28Speaker 1: qualify as a book like the gold Orphism book that
- 10:31Speaker 1: are actually older than the gold Orphism book. But they
- 10:34Speaker 1: wouldn't count their just pages. You got pages, not a book.
- 10:37Speaker 1: Pages are part of a book, all right. I guess
- 10:41Speaker 1: it's here point I should reveal to the world that
- 10:44Speaker 1: I am Laurence Ferry. Oh my gosh, he just ripped
- 10:48Speaker 1: off his mask and first he was bob Yucker and
- 10:51Speaker 1: then he was Laurence Ferry. Bob, what is that from?
- 10:56Speaker 1: I think that was where those Budlight or the Miller commercials, right,
- 11:00Speaker 1: I thought it was like a cricket gun or something.
- 11:02Speaker 1: Go back and watch some of this sometime on YouTube.
- 11:04Speaker 1: Those are fantastic. Yeah they really It was Millard, wasn't it. Yeah?
- 11:08Speaker 1: Miller had great bits of nostalgia. Wow, we were raised
- 11:13Speaker 1: on TV, weren't we? Dang straight? Well, I'll tell you
- 11:17Speaker 1: who was raised on books, Laurence Ferry, and you know
- 11:20Speaker 1: who was raised on radio? Journey And how could you
- 11:25Speaker 1: get any better as far as endings go than that chunk? Agreed? Well, everybody, short,
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