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- 0:02Speaker 1: Hi, guys, this is Teddy Mellencamp and I'm joined by
- 0:04Speaker 1: my friend Emily Simpson for our new spin off show
- 0:08Speaker 1: Popping Off, where we are digging deep on this season
- 0:12Speaker 1: of Vanner Pump Rules. Hi guys, welcome to another episode
- 0:15Speaker 1: of Popping Off with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and and Emily Simpson.
- 0:20Speaker 1: Thanks for joining us. We are excited to, you know,
- 0:24Speaker 1: try to entertain you for the next before they cut
- 0:30Speaker 1: us off, before they before we get the message on
- 0:33Speaker 1: the group chat, it's like, hey, guys, wrap it up.
- 0:37Speaker 2: We've heard enough of your voices.
- 0:39Speaker 1: And yeah, so we are going to be recapping Todays
- 0:46Speaker 1: season eleven, episode nine and The Valley season one, episode two.
- 0:51Speaker 2: What was your favorite to watch of the two? I
- 0:55Speaker 2: actually enjoy.
- 0:55Speaker 1: The Valley me too.
- 0:58Speaker 2: I don't know why, but I do.
- 1:01Speaker 1: I like it.
- 1:02Speaker 2: I find it a little more amusing.
- 1:04Speaker 1: Maybe it's because of Jack's I actually find him to
- 1:07Speaker 1: be really entertaining. Entertaining, I mean not somebody I would
- 1:11Speaker 1: want to be married to, no, or maybe even be
- 1:15Speaker 1: friends with or hang out with. But like I'll watch
- 1:17Speaker 1: from a distance. Yeah, like watching from watching the train
- 1:21Speaker 1: Wreck from a distance is really entertaining. I find him
- 1:25Speaker 1: extremely entertaining. No, we appreciate him and likes a bit
- 1:30Speaker 1: like listen, I know that we like to get involved
- 1:33Speaker 1: in mess. I don't think there's another person out there
- 1:36Speaker 1: that loves mess more than Jack's. No, he like thrives
- 1:40Speaker 1: in it and looks forward to it, and then and
- 1:43Speaker 1: then tries to justify.
- 1:46Speaker 2: Oh, but then A's confused, Oh, like, what do you
- 1:49Speaker 2: mean this is?
- 1:50Speaker 1: What? What do you mean? Is that not a good idea?
- 1:53Speaker 1: Should I not have said that? Is that what you mean?
- 1:55Speaker 1: I shouldn't have invited somebody completely inappropriate and then been
- 2:00Speaker 1: that people didn't embrace it? Right? Weird. But before we
- 2:05Speaker 1: get into recapping the episodes, of course, we have some headlines.
- 2:08Speaker 1: This first one, I just before we even say what
- 2:11Speaker 1: it is, let's just give a round of applause to
- 2:13Speaker 1: Ariana for.
- 2:15Speaker 2: What Because she has bought a new home.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right, she bought a one point six million
- 2:23Speaker 1: dollar home in LA after post split real estate battle
- 2:27Speaker 1: with x Tom Sandoval. The recently renovated mid century modern house,
- 2:32Speaker 1: located in Los Angeles, was originally built in nineteen sixty two.
- 2:36Speaker 1: The main level of the three bedroom, two backs I'm
- 2:38Speaker 1: like this is a lot of information. I would have
- 2:40Speaker 1: been fine with just the picture, but there was a
- 2:44Speaker 1: way to plug an additional show buying. Beverly hillstar Ben
- 2:49Speaker 1: Bellack was the seller's agent for the sale. As previously reported,
- 2:54Speaker 1: Sandoval was hoping to buy Maddox out of their shared home. However,
- 2:58Speaker 1: she wanted them to sell it and split the proceeds.
- 3:01Speaker 1: In January twenty twenty four, Mattix south Sandoval to force
- 3:05Speaker 1: the cell of their home.
- 3:06Speaker 2: He however, rejected her request to be illegal.
- 3:08Speaker 1: Documents filed in late February and a judge has not
- 3:12Speaker 1: yet decided on that matter. So finally she was like,
- 3:14Speaker 1: you know what, ef it? Why haven't money?
- 3:17Speaker 2: Here's the question though, So then is she's still paying
- 3:20Speaker 2: half the mortgage on the other house and now paying
- 3:23Speaker 2: a mortgage on a new house. Well, I don't think
- 3:25Speaker 2: she was paying the mortgage anyway, So she just stop paying? Yeah,
- 3:30Speaker 2: Like I feel like she stopped paying because the other
- 3:33Speaker 2: reports we've seen are like the back and forth from
- 3:36Speaker 2: the after show, her explaining that she was waiting for
- 3:40Speaker 2: the documentation of the splitting up of the finances and
- 3:45Speaker 2: that you used to be a joint account essentially everything
- 3:47Speaker 2: they said was confusing to me. If you didn't trust
- 3:51Speaker 2: what he was charging you for a cable, you still
- 3:53Speaker 2: do know what your mortgage is and what half of
- 3:56Speaker 2: that is. And also you're a homeowner, so the duty
- 3:59Speaker 2: is on you. I'm sure you can find out what
- 4:01Speaker 2: the cable bill is. I'm sure you know what the
- 4:04Speaker 2: water bill is. I mean, are you just you just.
- 4:07Speaker 1: Live there and have no idea about what the expenses are?
- 4:11Speaker 1: But also if you don't, you I'm going to give
- 4:14Speaker 1: you a little trick. You can have Anne call Spectrum
- 4:19Speaker 1: and say, Hi, my name's Ariano Maddox and my code
- 4:23Speaker 1: is whatever seven five one seven? What's my monthly bill?
- 4:29Speaker 1: Is that your code that you just gave everybody? Because
- 4:31Speaker 1: I had to rethink, I had.
- 4:33Speaker 2: To read, I almost gave my code, and then I
- 4:35Speaker 2: was like, shit.
- 4:36Speaker 1: Back up, why don't you to tell everyone.
- 4:37Speaker 2: My password to my entire life?
- 4:42Speaker 1: But I am happy she's moving into a new place,
- 4:45Speaker 1: but I also am curious what this means for that
- 4:48Speaker 1: house and who's going to fumigate the bedroom?
- 4:51Speaker 2: Well, yes, she's gonna have to hire like what some
- 4:55Speaker 2: I don't know some what is that hot moving company?
- 4:58Speaker 1: You know? Arthur's like those hot college guys. Is it come?
- 5:00Speaker 1: What does that call me? Where they don't have their
- 5:02Speaker 1: shirts on? I mean that's who I would use if
- 5:05Speaker 1: I were going to move. And also I am curious
- 5:08Speaker 1: for next season, if there's a next season, will her
- 5:12Speaker 1: bedroom look in the same condition at her new house? Like?
- 5:14Speaker 1: Is this just how she lives regardless or only how
- 5:17Speaker 1: she lives when she needs to stay primarily in the bedroom.
- 5:21Speaker 2: That is a good question. I think she just lives
- 5:23Speaker 2: like that. She just likes to hoard. She likes hoarding.
- 5:27Speaker 1: Do you think she'll invite us over here too, No,
- 5:32Speaker 1: absolutely not. She's like, f them, well somebody else, she said,
- 5:38Speaker 1: f them too. As her brother, Jeremy Maddox said he
- 5:42Speaker 1: hasn't spoken to his sister in months. Via this US
- 5:45Speaker 1: Weekly article ay yea yaie, Jeremy sparked a speculation that
- 5:50Speaker 1: he's on the outs with the sister after hugging her
- 5:53Speaker 1: ex boyfriend Tom at an event. He was asked about
- 5:56Speaker 1: the alleged Brindley encounter during the Friday, March twenty second
- 6:00Speaker 1: episode of Pump Rules podcast. Obviously, I'm going to stand
- 6:04Speaker 1: by my sister, but yeah, I need to talk to Tom.
- 6:07Speaker 1: I would love to talk to my sister, but I
- 6:09Speaker 1: haven't heard from her in months. Jeremy also weighed and
- 6:14Speaker 1: on whether he will continue to keep distance from him
- 6:17Speaker 1: and Sandival, adding, depending on how long it takes for
- 6:20Speaker 1: me to hear from my sister will determine on whether
- 6:22Speaker 1: I stick to that stance or not. He also continued,
- 6:26Speaker 1: people need to realize that I lived with both of
- 6:28Speaker 1: them for a long time, so it affected me too.
- 6:32Speaker 1: I lost a friend, I lost someone that was I
- 6:35Speaker 1: was also in a mutual relationship of love.
- 6:38Speaker 2: Oh wow, you know this goes back to what we
- 6:40Speaker 2: talked about before, where I really feel like her inability
- 6:45Speaker 2: to just allow people to move and navigate around Sandbal
- 6:49Speaker 2: on their own terms and however they want to, Like
- 6:51Speaker 2: she's trying to control absolutely everyone and everyone's relationship with him.
- 6:56Speaker 1: That's got to be exhausting, Like why can't she just
- 6:59Speaker 1: be Like I think Sandoval is a douchebag, so I'm not.
- 7:03Speaker 1: I don't want to be friends with him, but right,
- 7:05Speaker 1: go for it exactly. I don't understand the need to
- 7:09Speaker 1: control everyone else's thoughts, emotions, actions when it comes to
- 7:13Speaker 1: Tom Sandival, Like let it go, Like I get it,
- 7:16Speaker 1: he shouldn't go to Thanksgiving dinner at your house where
- 7:19Speaker 1: your brother and you are. But like if your brother
- 7:22Speaker 1: sees him out and wants to say hi, and what's
- 7:26Speaker 1: the big deal, I don't know. Well, apparently for her,
- 7:28Speaker 1: it's a big deal. She hasn't spoken to her brother
- 7:30Speaker 1: in month, So that's sad. Now you're letting Now you're
- 7:33Speaker 1: letting Tom Sandival trickle into your relationship with your sibling.
- 7:38Speaker 1: Like that's too much control, that's too much power that
- 7:40Speaker 1: you're letting him have. Yeah, and also that's not a storyline,
- 7:46Speaker 1: so this is not even like for TV drama or anything.
- 7:49Speaker 1: You're like, you're not even getting paid for that, So
- 7:51Speaker 1: you're even hate to have this family drama because your
- 7:55Speaker 1: brother is currently not on the show. So I don't
- 7:58Speaker 1: get it.
- 7:59Speaker 2: La La can response to rumors she had a friendship
- 8:02Speaker 2: ending fight with Ariana Maddox at the VPR reunion.
- 8:05Speaker 1: In an at article, Lala addressed the tweet from fan
- 8:09Speaker 1: account Bravo Babe that stirred rumors, stating, rumor is that
- 8:13Speaker 1: Ariana eviscerated? I like that word. That's a big word,
- 8:16Speaker 1: aviscerative word, Lalla. At the end of the reunion, like
- 8:20Speaker 1: friendship over type of situation. In response, Lalla engage with
- 8:25Speaker 1: the host, stating, only one of.
- 8:27Speaker 2: Those things is true. I'll let y'all decide. In addition
- 8:31Speaker 2: to this, Laala also dissed Katie Maloney. After filming the reunion,
- 8:35Speaker 2: Kent gave her Instagram followers a cryptic look at where
- 8:38Speaker 2: her friendship with Maloney stands. On Saturday, when doing a
- 8:42Speaker 2: question and answer session on her story, she was asked
- 8:47Speaker 2: because on watch What Happens Live with Katie, Andy hinted
- 8:49Speaker 2: that you two aren't cool with each other, and Laala responded,
- 8:53Speaker 2: I'm sure if I go back to being real miserable,
- 8:55Speaker 2: we'll get thick again. She added at the bottom, contemplated
- 9:00Speaker 2: not posting this because I love her mom.
- 9:02Speaker 1: Sorry, r I like that. I like her caveat at
- 9:05Speaker 1: the end, She's like, yeah, I'm a bitch and fuck her.
- 9:08Speaker 1: But love you? What is it?
- 9:14Speaker 3: L l y?
- 9:15Speaker 1: Yeah? What is l l y? Love you like a sister?
- 9:19Speaker 1: Like also tear tear, tear, tair, love you tair not
- 9:26Speaker 1: so so much. Your daughter can go of herself. And
- 9:32Speaker 1: when I want to go back to being a miserable
- 9:35Speaker 1: human being all week we consider.
- 9:39Speaker 2: But that being said, this episode, Katie wasn't that miserable.
- 9:43Speaker 2: She's actually quite a good time.
- 9:46Speaker 1: I actually enjoyed Katie this episode me too. But wait,
- 9:51Speaker 1: let me ask you a question, though, And when La
- 9:53Speaker 1: La says you decide which one, what do you think
- 9:56Speaker 1: it was? I think she's saying, do you really think
- 9:59Speaker 1: Arianna could eviscerate me with her words? Is I guess right?
- 10:04Speaker 1: Because I have seen Ariana be able to eviscerate I
- 10:10Speaker 1: just don't know that Ariana could eviscerate Laala. Yeah. My
- 10:14Speaker 1: money is always a Lalla. Yeah. I mean we'll have
- 10:17Speaker 1: to see, though, we'll have to see. I mean, Ariana
- 10:20Speaker 1: for sure thinks that she did if this is all
- 10:22Speaker 1: being leaked already, so I guess we'll just be the judge.
- 10:25Speaker 1: And if she did aviscerate her, I'm curious what she said.
- 10:28Speaker 1: Is it going to be pasted? Uf? About rand? Do
- 10:31Speaker 1: we care?
- 10:32Speaker 3: Like?
- 10:33Speaker 1: So on and so forth. They're all at this point,
- 10:36Speaker 1: all of them have been lying cheaters at some point,
- 10:38Speaker 1: which is true to this episode. So exactly viscerate away? Yes, this,
- 10:45Speaker 1: Oh gosh, honestly I need. I was having a little
- 10:50Speaker 1: bit of empathy with for Rachel for a little bit,
- 10:52Speaker 1: but at this point She's bugging me more than Ariana
- 10:57Speaker 1: because her inability to.
- 10:58Speaker 2: Stop talking about right at this point.
- 11:03Speaker 1: Like, if you want to heal from him, talk about
- 11:05Speaker 1: him in therapy, but you're not on a television show
- 11:08Speaker 1: anymore where you need to speak about him every single time.
- 11:13Speaker 2: Because now, so on her podcast, what is the premise
- 11:16Speaker 2: of her podcast. Is she just supposed to talk about
- 11:20Speaker 2: scandabal or she supposed to be talking about other things.
- 11:23Speaker 1: Well, I mean, it's Rachel Go's rogue, so Rachel talks
- 11:27Speaker 1: about it. I haven't to be honest, I can't really
- 11:31Speaker 1: listen to more than the clips, but I did. I
- 11:37Speaker 1: did see in one of her clips, like she had
- 11:40Speaker 1: on a specialist that talked to her about why she
- 11:44Speaker 1: smiles when shit's hitting the fan. So, like, say something
- 11:48Speaker 1: really bad to me, like call me out on something
- 11:50Speaker 1: right now.
- 11:51Speaker 2: You are so boring. I'm so glad you got fired
- 11:55Speaker 2: from Beverly Hills.
- 11:57Speaker 1: You John Mellan camp cot A all writing dummy, net
- 12:03Speaker 1: O baby baby All right, Yeah it was awesome.
- 12:10Speaker 2: I love losing paychecks.
- 12:13Speaker 1: It's so cool. It was great for my self confidence. Okay,
- 12:17Speaker 1: she does that. So she does like a nervous smile
- 12:21Speaker 1: anytime things are excuse, so she brought somebody on to
- 12:25Speaker 1: discuss that. But in this recent podcast, she talks about
- 12:29Speaker 1: how she shared names of those who knew about scan
- 12:34Speaker 1: of All early on. She previously claimed in the lawsuit
- 12:36Speaker 1: that Arianna knew about the fair as early as fall
- 12:39Speaker 1: of twenty twenty two. Arianna was allegedly on the chopping
- 12:43Speaker 1: block and needed a juicy story to save her job.
- 12:47Speaker 1: Tom Shortz knew from the jump, and Kyle Chan had
- 12:52Speaker 1: also known, but he was also one of the people
- 12:55Speaker 1: that was trying to talk some sense into Tom. She continued,
- 12:58Speaker 1: next as Jason Bader, Tom Sandoval's drummer and band manager.
- 13:02Speaker 1: Next is Max Boyans. Max Boyens, you know just spiled
- 13:06Speaker 1: the juice we know about Max Willens. I know Max
- 13:08Speaker 1: now also Max Willians. Why the f are you sharing
- 13:11Speaker 1: your location with so many people? Yeah? I don't understand that.
- 13:15Speaker 1: Am I just too old to understand the sharing location thing?
- 13:18Speaker 1: No like to make my kids and Edwin share their
- 13:21Speaker 1: location with me.
- 13:21Speaker 2: But like if I was like, Emily, can you start
- 13:25Speaker 2: sharing your location?
- 13:26Speaker 1: That's weird? Like I don't need to know where you are?
- 13:30Speaker 1: Why does Sheena need to know where all these people are?
- 13:32Speaker 1: Is it an app. I'm really condued.
- 13:35Speaker 2: The fact that you don't even know what it is
- 13:36Speaker 2: is a little bit frightening to me.
- 13:38Speaker 1: I have no idea. Is it an app, it's an
- 13:40Speaker 1: it's it's part of the Apple iPhone. You just press
- 13:45Speaker 1: this little thing.
- 13:45Speaker 2: I'll share my location with you today.
- 13:47Speaker 1: See see, I'm only going to share it for twelve
- 13:49Speaker 1: hours because I don't want you to get jealous of
- 13:51Speaker 1: the fact that I barely ever leave my house. But
- 13:57Speaker 1: then she said, Rachel then that Sandoval's mother knew she
- 14:02Speaker 1: went on to Sandival's hometown with him. But yes, Tom
- 14:05Speaker 1: Sandoval's mom also knew. And I think that's really messed
- 14:08Speaker 1: up position to put your mom in, because you know
- 14:10Speaker 1: she's keeping this secret for her son. She also says
- 14:14Speaker 1: her therapist told her that accountability for Rachel is protecting herself.
- 14:18Speaker 1: We're going to take a quick break, and then we're
- 14:19Speaker 1: going to come back and talk about episode nine. I
- 14:32Speaker 1: have to start out by talking about this episode by
- 14:35Speaker 1: giving a special shout out to production to the editors
- 14:41Speaker 1: for showing us Spirit Airlines plane as an intro to
- 14:45Speaker 1: every James Kennedy scene. What why is that? Because they're
- 14:49Speaker 1: loving to point out that he lives near the airport.
- 14:52Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I like not the private one. Yeah right,
- 14:58Speaker 1: That's why got your house for that amazing price, because
- 15:02Speaker 1: you have to see every flight leaving Lax. You have
- 15:05Speaker 1: to see every person getting on their Spirit airline realizing
- 15:10Speaker 1: there's not enough room.
- 15:11Speaker 2: Have you ever flown Spirit? Oh yeah, of course I am.
- 15:15Speaker 1: I'm cheap. I flew Spirit one time to Nashville and
- 15:20Speaker 1: I thought I was going to die, and I told
- 15:22Speaker 1: Shane never again. I will never fly that airline again.
- 15:27Speaker 1: Well I will if the price is right. But I'm
- 15:29Speaker 1: also a lot shorter than You're okay dying Well no,
- 15:33Speaker 1: I mean I'm okay dying at a budget.
- 15:38Speaker 4: All right, okay, all right, But James is djaying at
- 15:44Speaker 4: Hotel Ziggy, So Ali invited Joe to come with her
- 15:47Speaker 4: and the rest of the group.
- 15:50Speaker 1: The last time Ali was at this hotel, she met
- 15:52Speaker 1: Rachel for the first time, and we get a flashback
- 15:54Speaker 1: of this interaction that happened years ago, this and tire
- 16:00Speaker 1: scene with Joe. Come.
- 16:02Speaker 2: Really, was there more going on that they didn't show
- 16:06Speaker 2: or was it just was she just having a fit
- 16:11Speaker 2: in an anxiety attack because the girls were all standing
- 16:14Speaker 2: together and she wasn't with them.
- 16:17Speaker 1: Because they really weren't even they hadn't even gotten to
- 16:19Speaker 1: the sloppy Joe comment. At this point. Oh, I was like,
- 16:22Speaker 1: what are they talking about her? Are they?
- 16:24Speaker 2: I couldn't even hear them saying anything about her, and
- 16:26Speaker 2: I didn't feel like they were.
- 16:28Speaker 1: Looking back and like pointing at her and laughing. So
- 16:30Speaker 1: I didn't understand the hat, and like the anxiety attack
- 16:34Speaker 1: and the leaving. I think with the hat, I think
- 16:38Speaker 1: she my guess is what Shea was doing by pointing
- 16:42Speaker 1: out the braids is kind of doing that thing where
- 16:45Speaker 1: you pretend that you're looking out for the best for
- 16:48Speaker 1: that other person, like you look so cute with your
- 16:50Speaker 1: hair and the braids, but really she's pointing out I
- 16:52Speaker 1: think you've changed because she got her hair done, because
- 16:56Speaker 1: she did her hair, and she would put makeup on,
- 16:58Speaker 1: and she isn't in the hat like so, But I
- 17:05Speaker 1: guess before we get to that Billy visiting Santaval at
- 17:09Speaker 1: the house he shares with Ariana, admitting she gets nervous
- 17:14Speaker 1: she'll run into Ariana every time she visits, and that
- 17:17Speaker 1: Billy is going to bring her friend Tea to Hotels
- 17:21Speaker 1: Ziggy tonight. Then we luckily get a flashback to the
- 17:27Speaker 1: best pool party ever. I wish they could have done
- 17:30Speaker 1: a flashback to the two girls in the pool with
- 17:32Speaker 1: him too. I mean, I mean, if we're going to
- 17:35Speaker 1: do a flashback, why not show the best scene? Why
- 17:37Speaker 1: not show us what we want to see? The two girls.
- 17:40Speaker 2: Like, like the most awkward shit.
- 17:44Speaker 1: But then she's talking, Billy's talking shit about Ariana in
- 17:47Speaker 1: front of Tea. Sandoval wonders if it's worse living with
- 17:50Speaker 1: your mom or ex girlfriend.
- 17:53Speaker 2: Satava loves the house and he doesn't want to leave.
- 17:55Speaker 1: He's offered to buy Ariana out of the top market value,
- 17:58Speaker 1: but he hasn't heard anything back from her.
- 18:00Speaker 2: Well, okay, would you rather live with your mom or
- 18:03Speaker 2: your ex boyfriend that cheated on you? With your best friend?
- 18:09Speaker 1: Don't call it. I'm going to go with ex boyfriend
- 18:13Speaker 1: who cheated on me was my best friend. I was like,
- 18:18Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I mean, if we're going to talk really,
- 18:23Speaker 1: especially it's the ex boyfriend's scared to speak to me. Yeah,
- 18:26Speaker 1: and he just communicates via assistant or email, and he's
- 18:30Speaker 1: always on the treadmill anyway, so it's not like you're
- 18:32Speaker 1: going to bump into him doing anything right, So I
- 18:35Speaker 1: don't know. I feel like that's a better arrangement. So
- 18:37Speaker 1: then Ariana facetimes with her girl Anne, who's not even
- 18:41Speaker 1: on the clocks. We can just see her in yet
- 18:44Speaker 1: another outfit have been Where is she?
- 18:48Speaker 2: Where is she at home? In her bathroom, like brushing
- 18:50Speaker 2: her teeth or something.
- 18:51Speaker 1: I think she's like getting ready for like the Taylor
- 18:53Speaker 1: Swift concert or something like that. It was the tailor.
- 18:56Speaker 1: She's a swiftie. She's a swiftie. She's not on the
- 19:00Speaker 1: and Arianna still asked her if Sandoval stairs. She's like,
- 19:05Speaker 1: I don't know, let me check.
- 19:06Speaker 2: Let me text him and ask him, and then I
- 19:10Speaker 2: text you back and let you know. She's like, so
- 19:12Speaker 2: I have to leave soon and I don't want to
- 19:14Speaker 2: run into him.
- 19:14Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sure, hold on, Taylor, can you hold off
- 19:17Speaker 1: this next song? Yes, stay a little break, Taylor intermission.
- 19:22Speaker 1: I need to find out if Tom is going to
- 19:24Speaker 1: walk through his own home. I just have a little
- 19:27Speaker 1: work to do. But arian it feels like she's on
- 19:34Speaker 1: the verge of burnout, like burnout. I'm like, we can
- 19:39Speaker 1: tell by your bedroom money, so she step want to burnout?
- 19:46Speaker 1: Step two? Take out by your bed?
- 19:48Speaker 2: That you left there overnight.
- 19:50Speaker 1: Overnight. Girl, I'm like, I realize that we're mad at
- 19:55Speaker 1: Sandoval for letting the dog in your room, but I'm
- 19:57Speaker 1: mad at you for leaving chicken skewers overnight. I don't
- 20:01Speaker 1: care what the situation is or what level of my
- 20:04Speaker 1: mental state is in Like, clearly I'm not in the
- 20:07Speaker 1: best one right now. My feet are a disaster that
- 20:10Speaker 1: looked like they should be kept under a rock.
- 20:12Speaker 2: But to leave skewers an old chicken by your bed.
- 20:18Speaker 1: I know, That's all I kept thinking about. I had
- 20:20Speaker 1: a hard time like blaming Sandball when I was like,
- 20:24Speaker 1: that's disgusting.
- 20:25Speaker 2: You woke up the next morning and you got up
- 20:28Speaker 2: out of bed and you saw it sitting there, and
- 20:31Speaker 2: you brushed your teeth and you put clothes on, and
- 20:33Speaker 2: you still didn't throw that shit away. Are we just
- 20:36Speaker 2: assuming she brushed teeth or did we see this on camera?
- 20:39Speaker 1: Oh? Well, I just assumed she did. I don't know.
- 20:42Speaker 2: Maybe she still has chicken satte breath.
- 20:45Speaker 1: I don't know. But then yeah, But also, why we're
- 20:52Speaker 1: on this topic so we don't have to go to
- 20:54Speaker 1: it next? Why did she say that the dog needed
- 20:58Speaker 1: to go to the vet. Because of the chicken satae.
- 21:02Speaker 1: And then Sandoval had to outer and say she ate
- 21:05Speaker 1: five hundred laxative pills two separate incidents. Yes, but it
- 21:11Speaker 1: wasn't fifty he's like or fifty. No, No, it was
- 21:13Speaker 1: five hundred. Could you imagine how do.
- 21:19Speaker 2: You survive after you had five?
- 21:21Speaker 1: First of all, what who has five hundred laxative pills?
- 21:26Speaker 5: Like?
- 21:26Speaker 1: What do you made hold on? I don't understand is
- 21:31Speaker 1: that the bulk version from Costco? And who whose laxatives
- 21:37Speaker 1: were they? Were they his laxatives or Ariana's laxatives? And
- 21:41Speaker 1: and I mean Tom Sandval is the one that told
- 21:44Speaker 1: me the best way to cure a hangover is with mine.
- 21:46Speaker 2: All oh, I thought you were gonna say with laxative
- 21:50Speaker 2: was shifting her.
- 21:51Speaker 1: Brains out on top of the alcohol diary base. But yeah,
- 21:56Speaker 1: why didn't anybody in the scene even question the laxatives?
- 21:59Speaker 1: Like do you you have tons? Like I think I have,
- 22:02Speaker 1: like up on one top shelf. After like my necklift,
- 22:04Speaker 1: they gave me like coal ace or something, because when
- 22:07Speaker 1: you're on paying pills, they're like, I get it happens
- 22:10Speaker 1: to me every time I keep a little supplied, don't
- 22:12Speaker 1: goal axe whatever, I have surgery, But how many pills
- 22:16Speaker 1: do you have? I think I may have four. It's
- 22:18Speaker 1: just like the regular I don't know CBS little package,
- 22:21Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like if my dog ate it,
- 22:23Speaker 1: he'd be fine, But like, how did you get into
- 22:27Speaker 1: this packaging? Like that's a hard part. You have to
- 22:30Speaker 1: like push it through the little thing like get a floor.
- 22:33Speaker 1: And the dog was just like what love accidents?
- 22:40Speaker 2: That and chicken skewer? Yeah, sticks, but yeah.
- 22:44Speaker 1: Then in her confessional, Ariana admits that Anne deserves so
- 22:49Speaker 1: much better than Sandoval. She doesn't know if she can
- 22:52Speaker 1: even save Anne, but someone needs to hashtags save Anne.
- 22:55Speaker 2: I'm like, we said that first, Yeah, didn't we?
- 22:58Speaker 1: I think I think we did. I mean she may
- 22:59Speaker 1: have recorded the confessional before it was aired, but probably
- 23:02Speaker 1: I've done a hashtag. Maybe it was help and but
- 23:08Speaker 1: one would say and saw a lightning bolt of opportunity
- 23:13Speaker 1: and jump to it. Yeah. She was like I would
- 23:16Speaker 1: love to be concerned for this, but also she couldn't
- 23:20Speaker 1: have like done it a little cooler, like you know,
- 23:22Speaker 1: I'd rather work for you. She's like, I know. I
- 23:25Speaker 1: was like, wow, yeah, I can assure you. George, who
- 23:28Speaker 1: just turned down. The air conditioning does not greet me
- 23:31Speaker 1: with that kind of enthusiasm, doesn't. Well, maybe if I
- 23:34Speaker 1: FaceTime George and I'm like, George, I'm looking for an assistant,
- 23:40Speaker 1: and George is like, I would love the opportunity, you'll know,
- 23:46Speaker 1: you'll know. Hey, George, can you let me know if
- 23:51Speaker 1: any of my kids are in the hallway because I'd
- 23:52Speaker 1: like to go downstairs and I don't want to have
- 23:54Speaker 1: to parent.
- 23:58Speaker 3: George thought I was actually really he's like, look check
- 24:01Speaker 3: Like then Shorts, Oh god, the Shorts and Lalla stuff.
- 24:08Speaker 3: Shorts and Lalla are a creation together. Why are they
- 24:11Speaker 3: always getting smoothies? Like, I've never seen people get more
- 24:14Speaker 3: smoothies and juices in my life. Well, I've never seen
- 24:17Speaker 3: two people flirt more but not flirt.
- 24:21Speaker 1: But I mean, maybe this was because they're sober curious
- 24:25Speaker 1: or whatever. He's sober curious, pretending he's pretending to be
- 24:28Speaker 1: sober curious. But they do it shot together, and then
- 24:33Speaker 1: Shorts tells her he likes to go on drug and
- 24:36Speaker 1: alcohol benders, but he also likes to go on over ballads.
- 24:42Speaker 2: It's just all about ballace.
- 24:44Speaker 1: It's like I'll snort cocaine today tomorrow I'll have a smoothie.
- 24:49Speaker 1: It's all about balance. And then the day after snorting
- 24:54Speaker 1: cocaine where I'm in a depressed state, I will hang
- 24:57Speaker 1: out with Joe, go flirt with Lala.
- 25:01Speaker 2: And do it's shocked. That's right, balance, healthy balance.
- 25:07Speaker 1: But then Shortz admits to Lala that he made out
- 25:10Speaker 1: with Sheena in Vegas twelve years ago. Lala is shocked.
- 25:14Speaker 1: Schortz was dating Katie when this happened. Lala's annoyed that
- 25:17Speaker 1: Sheenan never told her this. Considering how close they are,
- 25:20Speaker 1: Katie may not know this happened either. So basically, Shortz
- 25:24Speaker 1: just dug himself into hole for no reason. He must
- 25:28Speaker 1: have just come off a drug bender. That's why he's
- 25:31Speaker 1: admitting to this.
- 25:35Speaker 6: Maybe I hadn't worn off At this point, He's like, oh,
- 25:38Speaker 6: should I should.
- 25:44Speaker 1: Hold on? Maybe before I continue the story, let me
- 25:46Speaker 1: do a little juice shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah? Did I
- 25:50Speaker 1: say maybe he'd be able to take it some laxatives?
- 25:55Speaker 2: He talks that right out of him exactly.
- 25:59Speaker 1: But I mean, I gotta also say I've been to
- 26:02Speaker 1: that creation and those five juice shots they cost more
- 26:07Speaker 1: than the mortgage on Sandoval and Ariana's home. So they're
- 26:13Speaker 1: just so expensive because you're paying for the packaging. It
- 26:16Speaker 1: was like a big yeah, like what is that called
- 26:20Speaker 1: a needle? Like, oh the syringe? Yes, syringe? Yeah this
- 26:25Speaker 1: oh my god, speaking of drugs. Yes, I love where
- 26:29Speaker 1: this is going. Please continue. But what was like the dating?
- 26:33Speaker 1: Like why does he always flirt with Lalla and then
- 26:35Speaker 1: Lala looks so uncomfortable? Do you think they've maybe made out?
- 26:37Speaker 1: And that's what he didn't share and accidentally said, Shina,
- 26:42Speaker 1: maybe that's I like that plot twist. I just feel
- 26:46Speaker 1: like there's some kind of like is it him trying
- 26:48Speaker 1: to test the waters?
- 26:50Speaker 2: And then if your Lala, are you like shorts?
- 26:53Speaker 1: I have a kid, I'm trying to get pregnant with
- 26:55Speaker 1: another of all the people, it's not going to be
- 26:57Speaker 1: with someone who tells me they like to go on drugs, right,
- 27:04Speaker 1: I'm growing. I think he's I think he I think
- 27:08Speaker 1: he's testing the waters with Lala to see if she'll, like,
- 27:11Speaker 1: you know, take the bait. Because he's always talking about
- 27:13Speaker 1: how she's hot and he likes her lips and we're
- 27:15Speaker 1: on a date. It's uncomfortable. It actually makes me uncomfortable.
- 27:20Speaker 1: It was as bad as the Valley scene last week
- 27:23Speaker 1: where Jesse was saying his side piece or his mistress
- 27:27Speaker 1: was like, poor La, poor Laala being the hot one,
- 27:31Speaker 1: Poor Lalla to be that hot burden she must bear.
- 27:45Speaker 2: Katie visits Lala at her apartment.
- 27:48Speaker 1: This is where I feel like Schwortz maybe just did
- 27:51Speaker 1: this to get some of the heat off of sand Hall. Yeah.
- 27:56Speaker 2: Oh, so he's taken one for the team. He's like that,
- 28:00Speaker 2: I'm smart to figure that out. I think he's actually
- 28:02Speaker 2: pretty smart. Really yeah, when he's not on a bender,
- 28:07Speaker 2: when he's not on drugs, he's really indulgent. Now, I
- 28:11Speaker 2: think he is pretty.
- 28:13Speaker 1: Aware, but he's very aware at playing confused or dumb.
- 28:19Speaker 1: I don't like to use the word dumb, but like
- 28:21Speaker 1: lost naive night, thank you, thank you naive. Okay, but
- 28:27Speaker 1: Katie la Las, you know, feels the need, of course
- 28:31Speaker 1: to go even though she's not. She's just had a
- 28:34Speaker 1: fight with Katie and Sheen is one of her best friends.
- 28:36Speaker 1: Of course she's going to go to Katie for I
- 28:38Speaker 1: would do the same thing. And you know what a
- 28:43Speaker 1: shocking turn of events because not only has Katie always
- 28:45Speaker 1: hated Shena, Katie is pissed. We get a flashback to
- 28:50Speaker 1: twenty thirteen, where Shorts admitted to making out with someone
- 28:53Speaker 1: and claimed it was Sheena's friend. Well, you know, knowing
- 28:59Speaker 1: his history, maybe he was on a bender and he
- 29:01Speaker 1: didn't realize that it was Sina. He thought it was
- 29:04Speaker 1: her friend. Looks like but not the same. But then
- 29:09Speaker 1: Lala says she didn't go to Sheena first because she
- 29:12Speaker 1: didn't want her to have time to turn it into
- 29:15Speaker 1: a pretty picture.
- 29:16Speaker 2: So it's like, that's your bestie, Yeah, what's a pretty picture?
- 29:22Speaker 1: Mean? Like she just gets out of it somehow. Yeah,
- 29:25Speaker 1: Like she didn't want to have time to come up
- 29:27Speaker 1: with a story before Katie confronts her. Right, So it's
- 29:31Speaker 1: a strategy strategy she's producing. She's producing the moment. Yes,
- 29:37Speaker 1: she's like few, we're just so happy not to talk
- 29:40Speaker 1: about sandoval Ariana. But I was thinking, what is in
- 29:44Speaker 1: Lalla's Pellegrino, because she is putting it in the work,
- 29:47Speaker 1: like she's like, got this, I'll take another person down
- 29:52Speaker 1: the city, hold my Pellegrino's I'm going in. That should
- 30:02Speaker 1: be like with everybody being sober and sober curious on
- 30:05Speaker 1: this show. That's instead of throwing wine in people's faces
- 30:07Speaker 1: and should be throwing the sparkling water right, Oh my
- 30:11Speaker 1: sparkling water. I'm going in. Sometimes when I'm really in
- 30:18Speaker 1: a mood, I just have a water with some lemon
- 30:20Speaker 1: in it. Yes, that's what I'm feeling. Really fry. Maybe
- 30:25Speaker 1: throw some bitters. Could you imagine them with an emergency?
- 30:32Speaker 1: Oh no, Well they were all doing the most at
- 30:38Speaker 1: Hotel Ziggy Sandovel tells Brock that he wants to talk
- 30:43Speaker 1: to Ariana tonight, but he's scared. I was like, oh
- 30:47Speaker 1: you should be. I was like, is he for real?
- 30:54Speaker 1: Like I hate to be the bare bad news. But Tom,
- 30:56Speaker 1: you do live in the same home with her. You
- 30:58Speaker 1: could have just done this. You have said, Anne, we
- 31:01Speaker 1: want to the three of us want to sit down.
- 31:03Speaker 1: I want to sit down and actually have a conversation
- 31:05Speaker 1: with her. Can you mediate? Yeah? And you mediate? Anne,
- 31:09Speaker 1: this is another job, but I know this probably wasn't
- 31:12Speaker 1: in your original job description. But we'll just amenda here.
- 31:16Speaker 1: Now you're mediating. Well, he's like, you're leaving me anyway
- 31:19Speaker 1: to go work for Arianna. So let's end with a
- 31:22Speaker 1: bang and let's have this awkward conversation together. But then Sheena,
- 31:28Speaker 1: you can tell how much Sheena dislikes Joe because she
- 31:32Speaker 1: starts doing the hair thing and all that. But this
- 31:36Speaker 1: hair thing really sets Joe off. I'm guessing that's what
- 31:40Speaker 1: sets Joe off because she kept telling her to take
- 31:42Speaker 1: her hat off. Is that what it was?
- 31:44Speaker 2: But also or I mean clearly clearly there's probably some
- 31:49Speaker 2: tension there.
- 31:50Speaker 1: Well. I remember when I was filming Beverly Hills, there
- 31:53Speaker 1: was one time and it was like the first season
- 31:55Speaker 1: I didn't really have much glam just because really I
- 31:57Speaker 1: didn't have enough money. I didn't I got more money
- 32:02Speaker 1: as the seasons came on, and I didn't like ask
- 32:05Speaker 1: I wanted for money, so I didn't glam as often,
- 32:08Speaker 1: like I would only glamb if it was like full
- 32:10Speaker 1: cast events and I knew whatever. So I remember, like
- 32:13Speaker 1: my second season, one day I had red lipstick on
- 32:16Speaker 1: I can't even picture that I know, and one of
- 32:19Speaker 1: the women was like, Teddy, I mean, the red lipsticks
- 32:23Speaker 1: looks good, but like so not like it just kept
- 32:25Speaker 1: kind of going after like implying that I was trying
- 32:29Speaker 1: to be something that I wasn't. And I remember like
- 32:31Speaker 1: sitting at the dinner and being like, true, listen to me,
- 32:39Speaker 1: I want to put this red lipstick on. So I
- 32:41Speaker 1: feel like that might have been what Joe was going through,
- 32:44Speaker 1: Like they've never seen me make this kind of an effort,
- 32:47Speaker 1: even though the effort was just two braids.
- 32:49Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're saying it was just a self conscious
- 32:52Speaker 2: kind of thing where she was very she was just
- 32:54Speaker 2: feeling not herself.
- 32:56Speaker 1: Yeah, she didn't. She didn't. I don't know what herself is.
- 32:58Speaker 1: It's a little But then the entire group was talking
- 33:07Speaker 1: about how they don't like her because Joe and Shorts
- 33:10Speaker 1: would go on double dates with Rachel and Sandoval while
- 33:13Speaker 1: they were still a secret. Oh, I don't know how
- 33:17Speaker 1: I feel about that.
- 33:19Speaker 2: I don't either.
- 33:19Speaker 1: I mean, I also want to understand because you can
- 33:21Speaker 1: tell how much Katie does. We're going to have Katie
- 33:24Speaker 1: on the pod, I think in a couple of weeks,
- 33:26Speaker 1: so we can ask her. But Katie recently said on
- 33:30Speaker 1: Vile Files that the group met Joe through Kristen. Joe
- 33:34Speaker 1: would reach out to Katie and try to schedule a
- 33:36Speaker 1: haircut for Shorts because she didn't want to d him
- 33:39Speaker 1: directly to step on Katie's toes. Then she sleeps with
- 33:43Speaker 1: him when they're divorced. Haircuts, stepping on toes sleeping together.
- 33:50Speaker 2: That's fine hair game.
- 33:54Speaker 5: But I I am do you think she always had
- 33:58Speaker 5: a crush on Shore and or do you think it
- 34:02Speaker 5: was just once Katie was an asshole to her, she
- 34:04Speaker 5: was like, this is fair game and I am now interested?
- 34:07Speaker 2: And was she cutting Shorts's hair? I mean, I think
- 34:10Speaker 2: she probably always had a crush on him, That's what
- 34:14Speaker 2: I would go with. But she always had a crush
- 34:16Speaker 2: on him? And then and then yeah, now she feels
- 34:19Speaker 2: like she can in aice fair game, right Yeah?
- 34:21Speaker 1: And then in her confessional, Joe says the girls bully her.
- 34:25Speaker 1: Katie wrote on Instagram, Joe is spooky. Her energy is
- 34:28Speaker 1: on par with a crackhead. She is psycho. And I
- 34:31Speaker 1: will also light her on fire with Rachel. I mean
- 34:35Speaker 1: light on fires a little bit. Is that? What does
- 34:39Speaker 1: that mean I will light her on fire with Rachel?
- 34:42Speaker 1: Is that because she was doing the double dates? Is
- 34:44Speaker 1: that like, yeah, she will light them both that, like
- 34:46Speaker 1: light their asses on fire, like they're I think it's
- 34:49Speaker 1: like being dead to me.
- 34:50Speaker 2: Okay, But my question is does Joe owe a duty
- 34:53Speaker 2: or a responsibility to Ariana to tell her what Tom
- 34:58Speaker 2: Sandoval is doing?
- 35:00Speaker 1: Well, at first, I would say no. But then I
- 35:03Speaker 1: didn't realize this part, but Arianna said in either the
- 35:07Speaker 1: after show or one of the things that I watched,
- 35:09Speaker 1: she says, listen for everybody feeling bad for Joe, that
- 35:14Speaker 1: like we are, you know.
- 35:15Speaker 2: That we're just coming for her.
- 35:17Speaker 1: She spent Thanksgiving with us, She did these things with us,
- 35:21Speaker 1: so I guess she was hanging out with Arianna as well.
- 35:25Speaker 1: Let's plan a Thanksgiving and let's invite anybody that would
- 35:28Speaker 1: want to have sex with our husbands all do it together.
- 35:33Speaker 1: I don't know who would be on my list. Yeah,
- 35:36Speaker 1: I mean it's we're gonna have to come up with
- 35:38Speaker 1: a list. That's that's for next we have some time.
- 35:40Speaker 1: Anyone out there would like to have sex with Shane?
- 35:42Speaker 1: Can you please DM me so that I can start
- 35:45Speaker 1: creating my Thanksgiving list? Actually, can you please DM me?
- 35:49Speaker 1: Because we don't want to step on any toes, right
- 35:52Speaker 1: and they want Shane goes to look at my Instagram,
- 35:55Speaker 1: so please, do I please DM Teddy? But then yeah,
- 36:03Speaker 1: then we see she in a piss that Joe's wearing
- 36:05Speaker 1: a hat. Joe in the corner plugging her ears. Okay,
- 36:08Speaker 1: the plugging her ears? Can we just go to that, like,
- 36:15Speaker 1: I don't understand that you're an adult woman. If you
- 36:18Speaker 1: were at an event like that and there were some
- 36:20Speaker 1: women over at a table making you uncomfortable, would you
- 36:22Speaker 1: plug your ear? I mean that would that be your
- 36:27Speaker 1: go to? Is she trying to be funny or is
- 36:30Speaker 1: she so socially awkward? Like maybe we're missing part of
- 36:33Speaker 1: this socially awkward? I would go with that, Okay, yeah,
- 36:39Speaker 1: But then Joe leaves the party sobbing, which I also
- 36:44Speaker 1: didn't get, like either, if you're going to come and
- 36:46Speaker 1: you're gonna film and you're going to do this, get
- 36:48Speaker 1: in the mix again. There's a cry here and there.
- 36:51Speaker 1: I've cried. You've cried. I think.
- 36:53Speaker 2: I don't know that your cried. I've cried, but you
- 36:58Speaker 2: have you have tear ducks.
- 36:59Speaker 1: I do. I do, actually, thank you, thank you for
- 37:04Speaker 1: that question, you know, just checking. But then I can't
- 37:11Speaker 1: I can't decide what's worse having to interact with Joe
- 37:15Speaker 1: on that chair for an hour while she's doing such things, or.
- 37:22Speaker 2: Being her braids that got so dismissed this entire.
- 37:26Speaker 1: They're like, what about us, hold on, We've put in
- 37:32Speaker 1: all this, We look we look so pretty. Nobody can
- 37:36Speaker 1: see us. We were so much better than that Brett confessional.
- 37:42Speaker 1: I like how in the confessional she's like, I'm not
- 37:44Speaker 1: gonna sit in the chair normally I'm gonna sit I'm
- 37:48Speaker 1: gonna cross my legs. Then then we get to the
- 37:56Speaker 1: next awkward interaction, which is stand of all approaching Lalla.
- 38:00Speaker 1: This is my favorite interaction in history of anything I've
- 38:04Speaker 1: ever watched. I wish we were there. I mean, because
- 38:08Speaker 1: he's like kind of preps himself. He's like he's gonna
- 38:12Speaker 1: like he's gotta go, like get on the TA for
- 38:15Speaker 1: a minute. First he's like.
- 38:21Speaker 7: All, I'm going in, and he says.
- 38:31Speaker 1: Lala makes a comment first that she knows that Ariana
- 38:34Speaker 1: can afford to buy an apartment at this point, so
- 38:36Speaker 1: it's weird to be living with Sandoval. They don't.
- 38:39Speaker 2: Essentially the conversation goes nowhere.
- 38:41Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know what they're talking about. Like he's like, hey, yeah,
- 38:45Speaker 1: send you an email. I like how he comes in
- 38:48Speaker 1: from the side, he's like and he bends down.
- 38:50Speaker 2: He's like hello, and she's like this, I'm sorry, are
- 38:55Speaker 2: you talking to me me?
- 38:59Speaker 1: You can reach out with me, you can reach out
- 39:01Speaker 1: to me through your new assistant, Anne, I'm sorry, oh
- 39:07Speaker 1: me with the mortgage payments? Do me? You can talk
- 39:11Speaker 1: to my lawyer. So at some point during this Hotel
- 39:17Speaker 1: Ziggie where like James Kennedy is getting like his DJ
- 39:21Speaker 1: pictures taken by his girlfriend. By his girlfriend, yeah, not
- 39:26Speaker 1: a photographer, not the paparazzi. Joe's left. At some point,
- 39:30Speaker 1: Katie pulls Sheena aside about the short situation. Sena claims
- 39:35Speaker 1: it wasn't a makeout. She said, Shorts tried to kiss her,
- 39:39Speaker 1: but it was nothing more than that. Sheena never told
- 39:42Speaker 1: I love that part. I understand he tried to kiss her,
- 39:45Speaker 1: she pulled away. It wasn't a big deal. But then
- 39:47Speaker 1: she said, I never told you because I was scared
- 39:50Speaker 1: of you and I wanted to pretend it never happened.
- 39:52Speaker 1: But I also wanted to be a part of your
- 39:54Speaker 1: big day.
- 39:55Speaker 8: Yeah no, don't say the last part.
- 40:00Speaker 1: Say the last part.
- 40:02Speaker 2: I just really wanted to be in your wedding, So
- 40:06Speaker 2: I wasn't going to tell you that your future husband
- 40:08Speaker 2: tried to make out with me. I get it, you
- 40:11Speaker 2: know what, Dave's valid, you know what, She's right. I'm
- 40:16Speaker 2: pretty sure if that happened, you know, she probably wouldn't
- 40:20Speaker 2: have been a bridesmaid.
- 40:22Speaker 1: Probably not. Okay, The question is, what do you think
- 40:25Speaker 1: was it a full makeout session or did he just
- 40:29Speaker 1: try to kiss her and she was like, oh, get away?
- 40:32Speaker 2: Like those are two completely different stories. Well, it depends
- 40:36Speaker 2: did the lips touch, because let's be clear, you know
- 40:39Speaker 2: when someone's coming in for a kiss, like, did she
- 40:42Speaker 2: pull away immediately or was there like a second of
- 40:45Speaker 2: tongue action and then oh no, we can't do this.
- 40:47Speaker 1: See, these are the questions I would ask. These are
- 40:50Speaker 1: the questions I need to know, because if it was
- 40:52Speaker 1: a pull away prior to the kiss, no need to
- 40:55Speaker 1: mention he's drunk, he's on a bender, whatever it may
- 40:58Speaker 1: be that he calls what he's doing. But if they
- 41:01Speaker 1: actually touched lips and there was some tonguing and then
- 41:03Speaker 1: she freaked that, I think you have to tell absolutely,
- 41:09Speaker 1: but we don't know. We should get Sheena on and
- 41:12Speaker 1: actually get more of those details. But why Also, this
- 41:15Speaker 1: leads me to believe that Katie already knew this because
- 41:18Speaker 1: Katie didn't seem that pissed. Yeah, I didn't think she
- 41:22Speaker 1: was that pissed either, So I don't know though, if
- 41:24Speaker 1: you were divorced, would you be pissed? Like, if you
- 41:29Speaker 1: weren't interested in that person anymore and you divorced them
- 41:32Speaker 1: and you moved on, would you be pissed? I mean,
- 41:35Speaker 1: I think any opportunity Katie has a chance to be
- 41:38Speaker 1: pissed at Short Sashena, she's going to take it. Yeah, definitely.
- 41:43Speaker 1: But I mean, yeah, I think if I had somebody
- 41:45Speaker 1: in my wedding and they didn't tell me that my
- 41:47Speaker 1: husband tried to make out with them, I'd be a
- 41:51Speaker 1: little pissed, even if the time had passed. Yeah, So
- 41:54Speaker 1: never have seen those two seem like friends, right, so
- 41:58Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't have had that person my wedding anyway.
- 42:01Speaker 1: Good point, then, Laala, James, and Shorts all get lunch together.
- 42:13Speaker 1: Shorts claims Joe had an anxiety attack at Hotel Ziggy.
- 42:18Speaker 1: Shorts compares his hangout sessions with Joe to what he
- 42:22Speaker 1: has with Laala, except he and Lala haven't had sex yet.
- 42:26Speaker 1: I see, he says. La Lalla tells Shorts she'd break
- 42:31Speaker 1: his dick in half? Is that a good thing or
- 42:35Speaker 1: a bad thing? That's what I was wondering, Like, you're
- 42:38Speaker 1: so wild and be you may break it in half,
- 42:40Speaker 1: or like you don't know what you're doing and it
- 42:42Speaker 1: breaks it like oops, or like it's you're gonna swallow it.
- 42:46Speaker 1: It's like the Venus fly trap, but like goes anywhere sidon. Yeah,
- 42:50Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. But another awkward sexual
- 42:54Speaker 1: exchange would also if I was Laala on that moment,
- 42:56Speaker 1: I'd be like, please don't compare me to Joe. I know,
- 42:59Speaker 1: I did not saying that either. I was like, so
- 43:01Speaker 1: Joe and Lala are the same. Clearly he's on a
- 43:06Speaker 1: bender if he thinks that, I mean, the similarities are
- 43:12Speaker 1: Just listen. I don't want to anyone taking claim on
- 43:16Speaker 1: reminding them of Joe other than me. Guys stand by that.
- 43:21Speaker 2: I just feel so teddies.
- 43:23Speaker 1: Don't take it away from her.
- 43:24Speaker 2: Don't listen, give me that okay, shorts. But then Sandoval
- 43:30Speaker 2: shows up to lunch.
- 43:30Speaker 1: He looks kind of happy. I was like, whoa. Then
- 43:34Speaker 1: Laala tells them about the water tasting event she's having
- 43:38Speaker 1: that's around Ranger riveting. I mean, I was like water tasting,
- 43:46Speaker 1: say that barklets are heavy on I don't know, let's
- 43:50Speaker 1: have a palette for water. But then in return Santaval
- 43:57Speaker 1: invites Lala to a guided breathwork se which I know
- 44:01Speaker 1: I'm skipping ahead. I never need to see that again.
- 44:03Speaker 1: I don't neither. That was the most bizarre thing I've
- 44:07Speaker 1: ever seen. If I wanted to see sand of all climax,
- 44:10Speaker 1: I would have had sex with them already. I feel
- 44:13Speaker 1: like the neighbors probably called the police. You have a
- 44:20Speaker 1: chin like that level of breath work, like, I just
- 44:25Speaker 1: want you to Can you try it for a second.
- 44:27Speaker 1: Can you see if you can like make that kind
- 44:29Speaker 1: of noise it was? He was just yeah, I don't know.
- 44:32Speaker 1: He was yelling, car, how was that breath work? It was?
- 44:46Speaker 1: I mean, walking into that, I feel like Lala wanted
- 44:50Speaker 1: to take those five hundred laxatives and get her something
- 44:52Speaker 1: out of there. I'm surprised shouldn't walk in, and that
- 44:54Speaker 1: just hurt her out to walk back out. And also
- 44:59Speaker 1: she came over just to witness him doing it. I
- 45:00Speaker 1: thought they were then going to have her laid down
- 45:03Speaker 1: and do her own breathwork, but no, she just had
- 45:06Speaker 1: to come watch him climax and then go, I guess
- 45:09Speaker 1: weird fetish, very bizarre. I want you to come over
- 45:13Speaker 1: and listen to me. How eternal come.
- 45:19Speaker 2: I'm surprised he didn't get like a noise ordinance violation.
- 45:23Speaker 1: It was it was really, I mean, Tom doing breath
- 45:27Speaker 1: work is now my sleep? Is it sleep?
- 45:31Speaker 8: Parlus hilaire, perilous peril, perilous, parallel, perilous.
- 45:44Speaker 1: Paralys paralys is Deamon for the love? Yeah whatever, it
- 45:52Speaker 1: was an emotional orgasm for him, apparently.
- 45:55Speaker 2: Then we go back to something about her.
- 45:58Speaker 1: The whole group show up to take part in sandwich
- 46:01Speaker 1: tasting from the new menu, and it's like crowdhog day apparently,
- 46:07Speaker 1: like I am confused why they like when they did
- 46:11Speaker 1: the flashbacks and showed that they'd eaten each one of
- 46:14Speaker 1: these sandwiches already already. Stop. But this James had some
- 46:19Speaker 1: funny points, like his confessional when he like said, you know,
- 46:22Speaker 1: I really had high hopes for these girls. But then
- 46:24Speaker 1: it was the tweedlede and t it's like tweedled the
- 46:27Speaker 1: and tweedled dumb dicks or whatever you call the balms,
- 46:30Speaker 1: and how long it's taking, and then La La saying
- 46:33Speaker 1: let's fast forward to the good part, and that's where
- 46:36Speaker 1: James says, we all know Tom likes a sloppy Joe.
- 46:39Speaker 2: That was funny. I didn't get it at first. I
- 46:42Speaker 2: actually envisioned like a sloppy Joe, like a literal sloppy Joe,
- 46:46Speaker 2: and then I realized he was talking about Joe. It
- 46:48Speaker 2: took me a minute, all right, Emily, I was like, hey,
- 46:53Speaker 2: please sloppy Joe too.
- 46:58Speaker 1: I was like, I haven't had one of the is
- 47:00Speaker 1: it a long time? This is making me want to
- 47:02Speaker 1: zip by dairy queen. I'm hungry. But then they decide, well,
- 47:12Speaker 1: going back to the vile files, like, seriously, we may
- 47:14Speaker 1: as well be doing ads for Nick but on something.
- 47:18Speaker 1: When he brought up something about her, she says she's
- 47:21Speaker 1: given all the updates, but people don't care to listen
- 47:23Speaker 1: because it's boring. Staff Well, I'm happy to listen. I'm
- 47:27Speaker 1: ready for all the information. It's not another way of
- 47:30Speaker 1: saying we don't know what's going on. Yeah, like we
- 47:33Speaker 1: know the permit story, but there is a rumor now
- 47:35Speaker 1: that it's going to be a ghost kitchen on uber eats,
- 47:38Speaker 1: and if that's the case, that will bring in a
- 47:41Speaker 1: lot of money. I think I don't know what that means.
- 47:45Speaker 1: You order a sloppy Joe and it comes from there, Yes,
- 47:50Speaker 1: it means like you're there's no storefront. You're not going
- 47:52Speaker 1: to be able to go into a store, but you
- 47:53Speaker 1: can type in something about her on Uber Eats and
- 47:55Speaker 1: order the sandwiches. But why is it called a ghost
- 47:59Speaker 1: kitchen because there's no you can't go inside like they
- 48:03Speaker 1: I guess they could be making it from their own kitchens,
- 48:06Speaker 1: from from Ariana's bedroom next to the chicken. Yes, with
- 48:12Speaker 1: the laxatives.
- 48:13Speaker 2: Don't kiss her off. You get a laxative in your sandwich.
- 48:17Speaker 1: Well, the way Lisa vander Pump was trying to force
- 48:21Speaker 1: herself to eat one of the sandwiches looked like there
- 48:23Speaker 1: was laxative. She was like, pretend to be excited about
- 48:28Speaker 1: the sandwich, Lisa.
- 48:32Speaker 2: Yeah, well, yeah, I can't.
- 48:35Speaker 1: Then the group walks over to sewre Sure and Lalla
- 48:43Speaker 1: tells Ariana about her heart to heart with Sandfall. Also,
- 48:46Speaker 1: why does everyone need to tell Ariana about their heart
- 48:49Speaker 1: to hearts this part? I don't really because producers are like,
- 48:52Speaker 1: make sure you tell about your heart to heart with Sandball.
- 48:56Speaker 2: Make sure that you tell her that you had a virtual.
- 49:01Speaker 1: Orgasm with her ax. Arianna explains that she is very
- 49:08Speaker 1: mad at him because she wasn't home at the time,
- 49:11Speaker 1: because she was taking Maya to the emergency vet where
- 49:15Speaker 1: she had to get an endoscopy, and it was Sandoval's fault.
- 49:19Speaker 1: We've already talked about the takeout containers. I think it's
- 49:22Speaker 1: an equal person's fault at this point. Well, yeah, don't
- 49:25Speaker 1: leave takeout out. Even if the door, even if he
- 49:29Speaker 1: didn't lock the dog in, did she have her bedroom
- 49:31Speaker 1: door closed so the dog couldn't get in, Because if
- 49:33Speaker 1: the door was opened, the dog could have gotten the
- 49:35Speaker 1: food anyway without sand of Ball's interaction. So I don't know.
- 49:40Speaker 1: I'm guessing the door was closed. The dog smelled the
- 49:43Speaker 1: old chicken. Saute was kind of kneading at the door,
- 49:46Speaker 1: and Samuel was like, oh, you want to go in
- 49:47Speaker 1: the room, shuts it. The dog goes in, goes to town.
- 49:52Speaker 1: But I also have another question. Is it their dog
- 49:56Speaker 1: or is it Arianna's dog? I do not know the
- 50:00Speaker 1: ownership of the dog, because the thing about that is
- 50:04Speaker 1: she says it's her dog. If it's her dog, I
- 50:08Speaker 1: personally wouldn't trust that my ex cheating boyfriend blah blah
- 50:13Speaker 1: blah to take care of said dog.
- 50:16Speaker 2: No, or to care or to let the dog in
- 50:17Speaker 2: and out, or to do whatever another reason why she
- 50:21Speaker 2: should have moved out.
- 50:22Speaker 1: Yeah, just get away from him. Protect the dog, Protect
- 50:26Speaker 1: the dog, protect you, protect that dog. Get away from
- 50:29Speaker 1: the other dog. It is what it is. Then we
- 50:34Speaker 1: get into them being at sir. But before that we
- 50:39Speaker 1: have to see the date with Sandoval and Tea. The bowling.
- 50:45Speaker 1: I can't with the seventies Look the seventies bowling. You
- 50:50Speaker 1: want to know who didn't have a virtual orgasm watching
- 50:52Speaker 1: that scene?
- 50:53Speaker 3: Me?
- 50:54Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't like it. You got into seventies bowling.
- 50:57Speaker 2: Not you're saying doing a dance of why the girl
- 51:00Speaker 2: you're on your first date with me? It's one thing
- 51:03Speaker 2: if like we were to video Shane or Edwin doing that.
- 51:05Speaker 2: We've been with them fifteen years, but like a first date,
- 51:09Speaker 2: could you imagine putting on a full bowling show? I
- 51:12Speaker 2: can't in an outfit now with white now polished with
- 51:17Speaker 2: blue tips. Absolutely not.
- 51:21Speaker 1: Yeah. Then we see Brock working hard, Brock is or
- 51:26Speaker 1: Brock or Brock.
- 51:27Speaker 2: I'm like, Brock, are you getting paid?
- 51:29Speaker 1: Because you hope so? Because you're doing a lot, you're
- 51:32Speaker 1: doing the most. Brock pretty much out that Katie's had sex.
- 51:39Speaker 1: Well says that Max slept over at Katie's and around
- 51:44Speaker 1: that same time that this happens. You see, she and
- 51:46Speaker 1: a loser shit on brush. I think she legitimately wanted
- 51:50Speaker 1: to like yeah, like actually cut him when he did?
- 51:55Speaker 1: Is it because what he said had to do with Katie?
- 51:57Speaker 1: And she is scared of having any conflict with Katie.
- 52:00Speaker 1: She just not want to be involved in that. I
- 52:03Speaker 1: also would be scared to admit that you're checking somebody's
- 52:06Speaker 1: location multiple times, so you have no relationship with crazy. See,
- 52:12Speaker 1: it is crazy. I can't even imagine, like I check
- 52:18Speaker 1: my kids because I want to see like where they
- 52:20Speaker 1: are on the bus on the way home for me
- 52:22Speaker 1: to meet them, like not random human beings, like multiple
- 52:28Speaker 1: times like that. But you could just check Tambra's location
- 52:33Speaker 1: all the time. You would always know where we're filming.
- 52:34Speaker 6: Yeah, and then I could just show up and be like,
- 52:40Speaker 6: so your that's so crazy. I just brought my own
- 52:44Speaker 6: mic cold on.
- 52:46Speaker 1: I walk in with this. I like red lipstick. Do
- 52:52Speaker 1: you guys like it? Yeah?
- 52:54Speaker 2: I'm started her red lipstick this year.
- 52:57Speaker 1: But was Katie drunk or potentially stone while being asked
- 53:03Speaker 1: this question? Because when they did ask her about Max,
- 53:08Speaker 1: She's like what who? Who? Who?
- 53:12Speaker 2: I'm like, it was last night.
- 53:14Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry, did you repeat that?
- 53:19Speaker 1: Who are you talking about? Ye oh? Max? Yeah, he
- 53:24Speaker 1: just he like came over.
- 53:26Speaker 2: He just like came over. We had like some cheese.
- 53:30Speaker 1: He listen. It was just a tip, wasn't a big deal.
- 53:35Speaker 1: But we didn't take out. He just tried to kiss me.
- 53:38Speaker 1: He tried to kiss me. I'd no, no spine but
- 53:44Speaker 1: he So this comes out, but and then Shea says,
- 53:48Speaker 1: you know, it's already yelled, it brought that she was
- 53:49Speaker 1: never going to bring it up. But then shehena needs
- 53:52Speaker 1: to corroborate the story and double down, like ich his
- 53:57Speaker 1: location at one fifteen am, and then I checked it
- 54:00Speaker 1: again at boy am, and then I checked it the
- 54:03Speaker 1: next day and all still at Katie's house. And then
- 54:06Speaker 1: I checked Katie's just to be clear, and Katie was
- 54:08Speaker 1: at her own house, Like I don't know, fifty six
- 54:12Speaker 1: people's location to keep up with is a lot, yes,
- 54:16Speaker 1: with multiple check ins, but skipping I mean to give
- 54:21Speaker 1: you backstory.
- 54:22Speaker 2: Max was on vander Punk Rules prior.
- 54:25Speaker 1: He used to hook up with Katie's co host on
- 54:30Speaker 1: her podcast. So is he He's one of Short's best
- 54:35Speaker 1: friend Okay, So he Shorts because they kept saying Schwartz
- 54:38Speaker 1: his best friend, but Tom this is another guy. Yeah,
- 54:41Speaker 1: because well, clearly.
- 54:42Speaker 2: Who's Tom's best friend? Like for real, Tom's about.
- 54:46Speaker 1: Tom, like Tom Thomas, Tom, Tom his own Tom. But
- 54:52Speaker 1: Shorts is besties with Max. But Max only made it
- 54:54Speaker 1: one season. But on that one season he was on,
- 54:57Speaker 1: he was hooking up with Katie's co host, So it's
- 55:02Speaker 1: all very messy. They're just a very limited amount of
- 55:07Speaker 1: people in LA apparently to hook up with. Well, I
- 55:10Speaker 1: gotta say, I hope none of them have like herpees
- 55:12Speaker 1: or anything, because if one of them has it, they
- 55:14Speaker 1: all got it.
- 55:15Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Glitterate's everywhere. Shit's gonna spread.
- 55:21Speaker 1: What was your thoughts on when Arianna went up to
- 55:26Speaker 1: tea at the bar. I feel like she's inserting herself
- 55:32Speaker 1: in things that she doesn't need to. I mean, I
- 55:34Speaker 1: thought it was just disrespectful to that poor girl that
- 55:37Speaker 1: went on a date with sand the Ball, Like, clearly
- 55:38Speaker 1: she's going to figure it out on her own. I
- 55:40Speaker 1: like how she asked her her age though, oh you're
- 55:42Speaker 1: twenty five, he's forty one. Yeah, And also she doesn't
- 55:47Speaker 1: live under a fucking rock. She's not the two girls
- 55:49Speaker 1: from the pool party. She knows the backstory, she knows
- 55:52Speaker 1: what she's getting into exactly. She just wants her fifteen
- 55:55Speaker 1: minutes of fame. She just wants to be on camera.
- 55:57Speaker 1: She just wants to be on camera. And Ariana, don't
- 55:59Speaker 1: bullsh me. You didn't need a water that badly that
- 56:02Speaker 1: you needed to walk in front of tee and have
- 56:04Speaker 1: this conversation.
- 56:05Speaker 2: Excuse me, I need a water.
- 56:06Speaker 1: Excuse me, I really need a water, Like, yeah, because
- 56:10Speaker 1: you're parched. But yeah, it was. It was a little
- 56:14Speaker 1: bit of a doozy. But what we are seeing once
- 56:18Speaker 1: again is this little bit of a hiccup between Sheena
- 56:21Speaker 1: and Rock. Like ever since he's the opposite of Felicity,
- 56:27Speaker 1: ever since he got a haircut, he started working like
- 56:30Speaker 1: he is.
- 56:33Speaker 2: Yeah, he's on the clock man, ready to.
- 56:37Speaker 1: Go, Ready to go. But I can't really allow Katie
- 56:44Speaker 1: to be a villain for getting it in after Schwartz
- 56:47Speaker 1: has cheated on her and treated her like ship for years,
- 56:50Speaker 1: that that is the one thing like Schwortz has been
- 56:54Speaker 1: terrible to her. So if Katie want like he did,
- 56:57Speaker 1: if Shorts didn't stick to the rules beforehand, why does
- 57:00Speaker 1: she need to stick to the rules now and Max
- 57:02Speaker 1: is hot and go for it Katie for Katie. Clearly,
- 57:06Speaker 1: if Tom wanted it to work with you, he would
- 57:08Speaker 1: have tried harder and been nicer.
- 57:10Speaker 2: Yeah, she deserves it, Let her have it. I just
- 57:13Speaker 2: I just wish she would have been like, yeah, he
- 57:15Speaker 2: came over and this is what happened.
- 57:18Speaker 1: He came over and it was uh, you know, I
- 57:21Speaker 1: would have been fine with a scoring it was a
- 57:22Speaker 1: seven out of ten or whatever it was. It's going
- 57:25Speaker 1: to happen again. I actually I'm drunk dialing him right now. Yeah,
- 57:29Speaker 1: I wanted more details.
- 57:31Speaker 2: Yeah, so maybe the pod the pod. Yeah, let's ask
- 57:37Speaker 2: him because I want details of that night because really,
- 57:40Speaker 2: according to Sheena, we only know when you got there,
- 57:42Speaker 2: when you left, but we don't know what happened while
- 57:44Speaker 2: you were there.
- 57:45Speaker 1: True, it's like a true crime mystery. We need to know,
- 57:48Speaker 1: and we've been let that you haven't given us all
- 57:50Speaker 1: the crumbs.
- 57:51Speaker 2: Well, thanks for tuning into this episode, you guys, make
- 57:54Speaker 1: Sure that you tune into our next one, which will
- 57:56Speaker 1: be the Valley Season one episode two recap up