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#127: Valentine (2001) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello. What's your least favorite scary
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  movie? What's your least favorite scary
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  movie, the podcast, where we talked about the good bad, the
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  ugly, and the Absurd, and all of our favorite and least favorite,
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  scary movies, because we believe every horror movie rightfully
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  has its Valentine even, we don't always get it.
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  My name is Travis. My name is Jessie and as a
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  special Valentine early Valentine's Day, treat to you
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  all. We are covering the 2001,
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  critically panned. In this household revered.
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  Yeah, 2000 slasher Valentine revered by many people at this
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  point. I think, but I realize doing
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  that intro. I feel like I should have said,
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  every horror movie has its Valentine space off of that.
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  Ensure that you gave most opportunity.
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  I'll let you guys know. And now I'm gonna try and like,
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  cut out using the word Valentine and like plug it in over there.
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  Okay, I feel so motivated while editing tomorrow I probably
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  won't. All right.
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  Um, no announcements other than we'll have our to be or not to
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  be this weekend which will be good because maybe it'll get us
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  back on a proper recording schedule.
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  Yeah. We have.
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  We've been kind of off schedule here lately.
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  All right. Travis.
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  Yeah. Pull results.
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  We have poor results. Right.
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  Last week we talked about urban legend.
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  Okay. And we wanted to know what
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  everybody's Favorite UL was a little you out.
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  Yeah. So the choices were pop rocks
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  and soda pop, man. Card or hook hand, glad you
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  didn't turn the lights on organ theft.
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  Okay, Twitter, 33%, like the pop rocks, 33%, like two-man car
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  door, hook hand 17% liked. Glad you didn't turn the lights
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  on. 17% liked organ theft. Okay?
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  It's pretty weird. We split pole, their Instagram.
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  However, is 0% likes the pop rocks and soda pop.
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  Oh man. 12% only like man, car, door hook hand, glad you didn't
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  turn the light on has 38 percent, and 50 percent goes to
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  organ theft, which blows my mind because I said many times in the
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  episode, I thought that that was the lamest, urban legend that
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  the organ theft is pretty complex.
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  It's just not like a very large, they've got those pipes.
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  Soooo. Yeah.
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  Still it is. Yeah.
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  You know, I should have maybe that's what people were
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  thinking. I know that they weren't like,
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  you know, maybe maybe like a giant as Oregon.
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  I mean, car door, man, hook hand, man, car door hook hand.
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  We like, I like a whole fight about this between.
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  Yeah, because I prefer the most current evolution of it in
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  Internet. You like the Legacy?
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  Mr. Sandman version of it. Okay, here's the thing.
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  It's not just Mr. Say it but it was so it originated Travis.
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  Green text, and then it became this whole thing on Tumblr.
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  The most current evolution is with the mr.
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  Sandman. But that doesn't mean that it
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  started there. However, the OG greentext one.
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  Yeah, that's what I was. That's what I was saying that I
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  like the current evolution of it.
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  Yeah, fine. Whatever.
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  We should have learned in. Who is phone, who is from, who
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  was found? Who is who was foreign was in
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  this movie? Oh my God, you're right, was
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  phone, fuck. Dude, there's a lot of, there's
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  like a lot of other urban legends that we miss.
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  Yes, but whatever those are. Those are some that happen in
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  the that's how you guys feel about him.
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  All right, I saw on Twitter today because there's been I
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  haven't read much into it, but they're talking about doing a
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  sequel to. I know what you did last, I saw
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  that switch. I'm confused because there's
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  already two sequels. Yeah, well one day doesn't
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  really matter. So I'm confused by that.
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  What is going to get, retconned, etc, etc.
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  They, I mean, they reckon the ending in the first one.
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  Mike and they could just see the same.
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  Again, I could just be how all of these movies and yeah, like
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  the new one. It's they actually did go to Rio
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  and just had a good time. Yeah, I like it actually does.
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  That mean we can get more Jack Black?
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  Because he wouldn't have died. He would have just been there.
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  They would have adopted him like they would come back and like
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  you, he's just like living in their house and they don't
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  explain anything. It's just Jack, Black is living
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  in their house and calls him, Mom and Dad.
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  Yeah, for whatever reason. Even though they don't, they
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  refused to call him son, and it's like a whole that's like, a
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  whole subplot going on. Can we write this?
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  So, hold on. So I saw that.
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  And somebody said, I think urban legend also needs a legacy
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  sequel, and again has sequels, but I would not be mad about
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  getting another sequel to it, with some of the Legacy original
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  cast. Yeah.
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  If you could some people, I mean Rebecca Gayheart like we said,
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  Before like is a must, I don't really think anybody in the
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  original cast stands out other than her.
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  So I don't have anybody else. I would pull your a lot of
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  hasn't done anything since his morbius.
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  Oh my God, I forgot that was, I forgot like last year a joker.
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  Well, he's done things, I'm sure but is morbius is.
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  Yeah, that's his magnum opus right there.
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  Like he might have retired for making films.
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  After that I refuse to watch that movie.
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  It looks so shitty. Yeah.
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  Maybe I should watch it though because it will surely because
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  we like bad movies. Yeah.
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  Yeah. There is also, if you follow us
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  on Twitter than you seen, as kind of going back and forth
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  about and Night Shyamalan, Travis wants to go see knock at
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  the cabin. And I was like really, it looks
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  so dumb and he was like no. I think it looks interesting.
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  No, I'm not re-recording answering anything and that's
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  fine. It's like basically like a third
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  host. In this podcast at this point
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  and that's Lenovo, yeah. So I thought it looked so dumb
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  and I was like, fine. I will go see this movie with
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  you, but you have to watch old with me.
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  And he was like, oh, but that looks so dumb.
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  And I just think that's the duality of Shyamalan kills.
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  Two different people. So randomly, he appeals to
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  everybody, but not all at once. Yeah.
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  Okay, cool. Well, let's let's get a little
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  bit. I love Ew going on here.
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  Valentine released February 2nd 2001.
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  We watched it on to be. However, as of this past weekend
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  it was available for streaming on to be or four rental through
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  YouTube. Google play Voodoo or prime.
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  We fucking call it, by the way, at the end of the last episode.
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  It wasn't streaming, but we're like you do find it on TV and it
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  was what do you know February 1st?
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  Okay, so we take a big breath written by.
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  The novel was written by Tom Savage and the screenplay was
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  written by Donna Powers. Wayne-powers Gretchen J Bergen
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  Aaron. Harbert.
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  How many I will have more information on that momentarily?
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  How many people did it take to write this movie?
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  It's not that complicated, hold on.
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  Okay. Directed by Jamie blanks.
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  Yeah, music by Don Davis. Okay, special effects makeup by
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  Joel a cooler. Starring Denise Richards, It's
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  Paige Prescott. David Boreanaz is Adam car.
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  Marley Shelton is Kate Davies Jessica.
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  Capshaw is a Dorothy wheeler, Jessica coffee Liz, Lily Voight,
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  and Katherine Heigl is Shelley Fisher.
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  Could you not say what? I mean?
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  I feel like this cast kind of deserves a reaction though.
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  Like, it's a fucking crazy cast. Really is Denise Richards, like
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  again, in a horror movie. She's one of those people that I
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  feel like people are tricked into thinking Thinking she has
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  like an amazing gay was career. When like I look at her I am DB
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  and it's not a lot but like such a well-known name.
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  Yeah that's the thing and it tricks people into thinking that
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  she's like a top-tier good actor but really she doesn't have a
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  lot of big movies under her belt.
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  Just wanted to mention that, okay?
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  Means here x. So this maybe had a budget of 29
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  million dollars. I didn't get to play budget or
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  book to read. Oh sorry, sorry.
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  Raj it, I'm really excited about the movie time for opening box
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  office of 10 million. Wow, and worldwide gross of 36
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  million. Wow, I didn't do well and this
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  is like right in February to, it should have done really well, I
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  am DB currently sits at 4.8. What?
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  Yeah, 4.8. Okay.
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  I think this movie is just now turning over to a new era.
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  So I'm going to get, I'm actually going to get my third
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  one out of the way first because I didn't have a good reason for
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  picking the third one. Okay, so the third movie had for
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  comparison, a session 9. I tried watching that once and I
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  I know people love it but I didn't really get into it.
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  Listen. 1001 was a little dry for horror.
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  Movies was already covered a good portion of them and I was
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  trying not to retread. Holy Ground.
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  Okay. But that Session 9 early
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  September 14, 2001 with a budget of 1.5 million, nice worldwide,
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  gross of 1.6 million go and it currently sits on IMDb at six
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  point. Four out of ten.
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  Okay. See that's what I'm saying.
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  People like it just Wasn't for me, I guess.
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  I'm, maybe I'll give it another shot, okay.
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  I was thinking about this as we need to talk about some of the
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  movies that we have what our hot takes and the horror community
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  that both of us have the hot takes of okay?
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  Like like we talked about oh God.
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  Yeah, Lake Mungo is like everybody's like that's amazing.
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  And we are so excited to watch it and they were like let down.
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  That's it hard. Okay?
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  So yeah. In 2001.
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  Yeah, there was a movie released and you're going to know,
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  instantly why I fix this. Uh-huh.
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  And it's called Bones. Oh nice.
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  That's a good get. However, I kind of have another
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  connection because one of the stars is Bianca Lawson, who is
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  on season two with Buffy. No, can share screen time with
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  David bones, not bones. Okay.
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  Also this movie starring Snoop Dogg and pans out your V.
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  Oh yeah. Forgot, I forgot Snoop Dogg was
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  in a horror movie. Yep.
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  So Snoop Dogg Pam Grier and Bianca Lawson.
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  All in a 2001's horror movie. I think it could be a lot of
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  fun. We need to watch that.
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  Yeah, yeah. So he's like a mr.
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  Bones type dude. All right.
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  No, I don't think he's called mr.
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  Bones. No.
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  Okay. I think he's I don't know if
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  it's his character. Synopsis is somebody was like
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  killed, any comes back for Revenge?
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  Okay, all right, sounds interesting.
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  Yeah. And it was released October
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  24th, 2001 budget, 16 million and a worldwide gross of eight
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  million. Wow, Soup can pull in a crowd.
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  Yeah fortunate. So Ice Cube.
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  Do are we there yet? He's like watch this did not go
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  over as well. IMDb rating of 4 point 4 out of
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  10. Now I need to know.
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  What are We There? Yet is rated on.
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  I was like did it come out around the same time?
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  I feel like it did. I don't know.
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  But I've seen are we done yet? But not Are We There Yet?
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  Aah. Are We Done Yet?
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  Is the one that I got him says this song.
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  Pineapple wine. They all really bad movie.
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  Yeah. TJ Maori like has his entrance
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  to the movie to that song. Whoo, Tia & Tamera is little
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  brother TJ. Very, he's a snack.
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  I know God really okay. Oh shit, I typed in are We Done
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  Yet? That was 2007, are we the air
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  yet this 2005. Okay, well then he's like, watch
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  this. I can I can let me show you how
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  it's done. Yeah now I need to know what are
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  We Done Yet? I shouldn't be surprised.
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  Okay, are we done yet as 4.2? Not better but it is worst is on
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  a course, don't know if there's a third one.
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  Don't care to know. Okay, third movie and he s
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  second but the third. Yeah.
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  Okay. Trevor's 3.
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  Back to Perfection. Hey, next one, you have in the
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  series, I watched it for the first time over the weekend and
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  that shit's fun. Now, Travis unfortunately, is
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  being introduced to the Tremors series, not the way the Lord
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  intended, which is out of order and in bits and pieces, on the
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  USA Network during it all weekend Marathon, I can see how
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  that that method would build character but for me, I prefer
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  my little soft, a little bite. Like pack of DVDs, it has a
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  moment, the attack pack, my attack pack, don't call it a
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  soft pack, it is an attack pack a sanitary Pad, but it's not as
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  aggressive as USA Network. You'll be sad, too.
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  I'm not going to spoil anything for you.
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  Not even like, like box office or anything?
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  No, I was going to say, fredward, isn't it?
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  What is still is starting Michael gum still, though?
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  Is that the Bert. Yeah but yeah.
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  Okay whatever. Okay I'm a little bit.
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  I was just happy that Fred Ward was back for the second one.
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  Yeah, I knew Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon's to good.
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  Feel for a now. He got he got like way past
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  that. Well I always forgot to with
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  Fred. So Tremors 3 came out, October
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  2nd 2001 had a budget of 6 million.
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  Oh wow. And I have no gross information
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  because it went straight to video.
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  Yeah. Yeah, I think the second one
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  probably did too, because it was like, it had that feel, but that
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  doesn't like, hold it back. I thought it was a ton of fun.
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  Still, it has an IMDb rating of five point three out of ten.
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  Hey, not bad. Yeah.
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  Okay. I'm excited to watch it.
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  Yeah, I'm really loving that Series right now.
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  It's fun. Okay.
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  I have really good news for you know I don't tag lines.
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  I have so many taglines. I gave up writing them down and
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  yeah, it's amazing. I'm excited.
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  Okay. Okay.
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  The tagline. That's on the poster.
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  Love Hurts. I like it.
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  I like it. I I have at me, that's on that
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  one. I have thoughts on the movie and
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  hole and then it comes down to the Love Hurts thing.
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  But I just about like how we do. Okay, sure, sure.
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  Okay. Remember that kid everyone
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  ignored on Valentine's Day but teeth.
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  He remembers you. Yeah, I wish it was just like a
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  that quote from that girl. Falling in love has never hurt
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  so bad. I kind of like that one was not
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  bad. That was that was actually kind
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  of good. Yeah, they're only fairly new
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  relationships. It's well, he fell in love and
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  now they're going to hurt so bad because he fell in love on love.
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  All right. It's like Middle School of dude,
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  which is not love this February Hearts.
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  Just don't just break, they get even.
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  Oh, I like that Sue. These are really good.
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  It scared to be alone on Valentine's Day.
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  You should be. Hey, that is the one.
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  I like, like that's it and they're knocking it out of the
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  park. This is Valentine's Day.
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  Just so easy to write for fall in love with Terror this
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  weekend. Okay.
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  We're losing it a little bit here.
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  Let's get back on course. Revenge is sweet.
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  Okay, okay you're getting me a little bit back now, someone's
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  going to give them a Valentine's Day to Die For For okay.
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  That one is kind of like they're just fill in the blank there.
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  One, two three. Are you ready to die?
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  What it's okay. No.
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  This Valentine's Day is gonna be killer.
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  Yeah. Okay okay we're getting a
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  Valentine's Day. Like no.
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  Other sure be my valentine. Or else.
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  I like that was thinking captures the spirit of it.
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  My head autofill toward. I like both of those that's
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  good. Revenge is sweeter than candy.
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  Okay, not bad. I think that that plays off as a
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  revenge is sweet. Little it expands it just the
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  way I want it to. Yeah yeah.
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  Roses are red and so it's blood candy is sweet and so is Revenge
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  they really want this revenge is sweet Martinez.
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  CB they wrote that whenever he Is still in Middle School.
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  Don't get mad. Get even no.
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  Come on. Meet the devil February 2nd
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  Ethan Neville. That's it!
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  That's it. If anything he's a chair of fat
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  little angel he's not a devil. But he's he's Angel, he is Angel
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  that had layers to right there. He is like a baby face angel and
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  he's also not little. I've told you before that like
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  Sarah, Michelle Gellar had to like stand on a crate first.
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  Yeah, so them. Yeah, well, I feel like
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  everybody in this movie should be tiny to but I don't feel like
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  he towered over everybody. Camera angle tricks, whatever.
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  Yeah, okay. Okay.
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  So those are I, you know, that there's a mixed bag there but
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  like majority of those I liked yeah it's I always love it when
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  there's a lot because it's like they were they didn't want to
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  edit any of them down there. Like these are all great, some
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  are greater than others, but we're going to put them all out
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  there. Emailed the entire brainstorming
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  sheet. Yeah.
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  And some intern was like all them.
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  Okay. Okay.
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  So the original script was set on a college campus and was
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  totally different from Tom Savages book.
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  And then Gretchen J Bergen, Aaron Harbor.
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  It's were brought in to do rewrites.
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  Yeah. I was surprised to see that this
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  is based off of a book. Yes.
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  So, at this point wayne-powers who is originally set to direct
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  step down because he didn't think that he was going to
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  capture the tone that this that the studio was wanting.
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  Okay. At that point they were then
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  going to bring in. Where's it at Richard Kelly
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  Richard Kelly. Richard Kelly turned it down
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  because he was working on writing and directing his own
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  movie. A little film you may, or may
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  not have heard of called Donnie Darko.
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  Oh fuck yeah. Wow.
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  Yeah. Ah, shit.
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  Do you not even watch that movie?
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  You know, that we gotta watch that?
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  Watch that? It's good.
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  I almost put it on my list of comparisons.
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  Oh, really? Yeah, fuck, dude.
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  Yeah, that's a fucking weird movie.
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  Speaking of originally set or cast, Jennifer Love Hewitt was
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  originally set to play. A page.
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  Wow. So Jamie blanks as I can get
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  her. Please, like, I missed my
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  chance. Last time, this was shot in
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  Vancouver, British Columbia, starting July, 10th 2000 and
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  running through. September 8 2009.
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  Oh, I don't know if that was like every single day of the
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  week, but I think because they're cast was a very busy,
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  they were working with what they could when they could.
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  Yeah. Because Katherine Heigl, only
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  have three days, to shoot her scenes because barely in the
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  movie. Yeah.
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  Well, she was I didn't write down the name of the show.
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  She's in some show that apparently was choosing learned
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  and I'm took no, no, it wasn't Grey's Anatomy.
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  I think he's an ass, but that was a Sumptuous.
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  And then David Bananarama. Only had two weeks to shoot his
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  sins. No fucking way.
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  Wow. Yeah.
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  They had a pack a lot of his stuff in there.
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  Yes he was an angel right? Wow.
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  Yeah he was doing Angel. No.
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  Angel didn't start till 10:00 and rock star.
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  He was on Buffy, right? Was he like to I'm trying to
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  think of when Angel started because there was, there are
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  over lapping up. Anyway.
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  Yeah, basically from 1997 to 2005, he was being booty, booty
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  boy vampire, right. That's crazy.
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  Yeah, so he didn't all that and especially since Sarah, Michelle
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  Gellar had to like turn down her role in his last movie urban
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  legend. Which we just talked about,
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  because she was filming Buffy. And if he was Like doing Buffy
• 21:57
  and Angel has like, watch this and do it.
• 22:03
  My last bag is not so fun, and just kind of made me sad because
• 22:06
  Jamie of links don't really know much about him, but he's given
• 22:10
  us a couple movies. We like, it seems genuine from
• 22:13
  what I've seen got a quote, this is forgive me for Valentine.
• 22:17
  A lot of people give me grief for that, but we did our best
• 22:21
  what? We're not supposed to have
• 22:24
  broken hearts today, Jesse, it's supposed to Like good field
• 22:27
  Hearts. I've got you.
• 22:29
  Okay, I last week, like, after we had already chosen this
• 22:33
  movie, I saw him on Twitter and he posted the picture of
• 22:37
  Valentine is like, thank you guys for accepting Valentine,
• 22:42
  you know. Hold on, let me just pull it up
• 22:44
  and I won't read it on the show here.
• 22:45
  Won't take very long for me to find this at all.
• 22:48
  So you're not gonna have to do very much editing because it
• 22:51
  will be in 54. I mean, if we just fill this are
• 22:56
  time, Not gonna have to do anything at all.
• 22:58
  All right, happy 22nd birthday Valentine.
• 23:01
  I'm glad it found its audience over the years and people still
• 23:03
  enjoy it. It was a great fun making this
• 23:06
  movie and lovely Vancouver's, some lifelong, friendships were
• 23:09
  forged on this film, wishing everyone, a safe and happy 2023
• 23:13
  heart. So look, I think he found peace.
• 23:17
  So I think a big part of the problem with this was timing
• 23:20
  because from what I was reading, a lot of critics panned it
• 23:23
  because they said that it feels too much like an Slashers
• 23:27
  throwback. Yeah, the novel itself wasn't
• 23:31
  anything original and this the this adaptation of it didn't do
• 23:37
  anything additional with it and it just felt like a letdown in a
• 23:42
  post, scream era. Yeah, so I think it finding its
• 23:46
  audience, nowadays make sense. It makes sense.
• 23:48
  Yeah because there's going to be all kinds of movies that people
• 23:51
  hate right now that people are going to love in like 20 years.
• 23:54
  And honestly, like, I don't know what my In would be of it.
• 23:57
  I saw it for the first time this year and we've watched it like
• 24:02
  this. Yeah, yeah.
• 24:05
  It's 2002 Jenny blinks just said.
• 24:07
  Happy 20 to 30. Happy sweet.
• 24:09
  Sweet to I watched it for the first time this fiscal year.
• 24:13
  Okay. We're doing fiscal years now.
• 24:14
  Okay, cool. Well, I would say we watched it
• 24:21
  like three times since and I haven't gotten sick of its own.
• 24:24
  Instant hit for me. Child Travis.
• 24:27
  This came on like I said before, I saw this on like that
• 24:30
  pay-per-view Channel or whatever, it was fun because I
• 24:32
  liked the mask so much. It was so creepy and I wasn't
• 24:38
  fatigued by the swag Shore craze at the time because I was like,
• 24:41
  fucking kid just now discovering it for the first time you were
• 24:43
  nine. Yeah.
• 24:44
  Exactly. Like, it was like, my goals
• 24:47
  aren't fatigued by anything. Yeah.
• 24:49
  It blew my mind. I fucking loved it.
• 24:50
  As like, this is a fucking good movie right here.
• 24:52
  It's because I was still just in, like Prime, I give me all
• 24:55
  the slasher era. My wife actually, that's just
• 24:58
  been me since then. Yeah, it's never saying never
• 25:01
  stop. I'm still a nine-year-old.
• 25:05
  Okay, cool. So go ahead, go on to your good,
• 25:08
  bad, ugly and absurd from there. Okay, well first, yeah, I think
• 25:12
  that this is a fun slasher. I do think that the Killer is
• 25:15
  really creepy and I feel like they actually have some pretty
• 25:18
  intensive kills for this thing to like, they don't like it.
• 25:24
  I mean, it does kind of like, feel like it's Like a play of
• 25:28
  past slasher movies, but like, I feel like the killer so does
• 25:31
  like unique enough things like they give them like a bow and
• 25:33
  arrow. You don't really see that too
• 25:35
  often like great. I mean, at least in this time
• 25:38
  like you're about to get some hootin and hollerin here soon
• 25:41
  with some bows and arrows but, you know, yeah, it's pretty nice
• 25:46
  this year, in fact, right? I think so he's either this year
• 25:49
  2023 2003-2004, getting fucked up 2003 or 2002.
• 25:54
  Yeah, it's getting getting very close to Tubos, being associated
• 25:58
  with hootin and hollerin and then give it another 10 years
• 26:01
  and they become associated with the booboo.
• 26:05
  You are however, the song goes, I don't know.
• 26:07
  I always heard it differently in my head when I read the book
• 26:09
  versus when I watched the movie. So I have it I feel like the
• 26:15
  whole thing just kind of is weird though.
• 26:17
  So my bad with like a it ending up being Jason.
• 26:22
  But Norma. What's his last name?
• 26:25
  Borealis. Jason Borealis bunk bed.
• 26:29
  David David wasn't a the Borealis borealis.
• 26:35
  I don't fucking know as me or you wanna see you like dumbest
• 26:38
  things to me. It's like scrambled my brain.
• 26:40
  I don't know how I guess you don't read Kanye or do I?
• 26:46
  Yeah no yeah Duane best of Duan. You want to hear and I messed up
• 26:50
  Mark tobacco for you. Oh my God yes you got it, some
• 26:54
  serious dating but I think that making him the killer I guess is
• 27:00
  a it's kind of like a weird twist because like you see this
• 27:03
  like little tiny scrawny kid. Kid that's like very not David
• 27:10
  those named David. Yeah, yeah.
• 27:11
  See look at this. Like I don't do anything to his
• 27:14
  first name. This kid does not grow up into
• 27:16
  this man, you know what I'm saying?
• 27:18
  Like they even like in the movie they show.
• 27:20
  Like this is what this kid would look like a caged up.
• 27:24
  They're like, look, you plastic surgery.
• 27:27
  Okay. You plastic surgery.
• 27:29
  Like I don't like I feel like what is David like Is like, I
• 27:36
  guess ethnicity. I'm sorry.
• 27:38
  He sure as shit isn't Irish. Yeah, I know.
• 27:41
  That's like a whole thing, right?
• 27:43
  You know what I'm saying? You'll be getting there soon.
• 27:46
  Hold on. Okay, let's see if it.
• 27:48
  Let's see if it says he was born in Buffalo, New York actually.
• 27:52
  Well, I'm sorry, I'm not questioning that.
• 27:54
  I'm just, you know, he was the son of Patty, a travel agent,
• 27:59
  okay? And Dave Roberts Boreanaz, who
• 28:01
  is weatherman? What is boredoms?
• 28:02
  My guys, was a come from, his father is Of Italian descent and
• 28:06
  his mother is half Slovak and ancestry.
• 28:08
  Okay? Italian, Italian would have been
• 28:10
  my second guess. So, I could the kid that we get
• 28:12
  in the beginning is not Italian. Like, I mean, look at that kid.
• 28:15
  Like he's just like a nerdy little pale, white kid, you
• 28:18
  know? I'm saying.
• 28:19
  So, he turns into David here, like a big giant dude.
• 28:23
  Nah, that's not happening. Nerds can beat all eventually.
• 28:27
  Yeah, they can. But like, I don't know.
• 28:29
  It's just weird to me. Like, I guess the movie actually
• 28:33
  does a pretty good job with the Udon.
• 28:35
  And they actually do a pretty good job.
• 28:37
  I noticed in this watch through, kind of making, you think that
• 28:41
  Dorothy could be the Killer. But I don't know that just
• 28:46
  always kind of like, just seeing that right there.
• 28:48
  It kind of takes me out of it because I'm like, that's not
• 28:50
  him. That's not, that's not fucking
• 28:52
  him growing up. Yeah.
• 28:54
  It's just ridiculous. To me, maybe I could be my
• 28:57
  absurd, the ugly with this. These, these people are all very
• 29:01
  ugly. People, like, not like
• 29:04
  physically, but like, they're very mean.
• 29:07
  Yeah. I don't think anybody would
• 29:08
  believe you calling Denise Rich, no, ugly.
• 29:10
  They're all very attractive. Everybody in this movie is
• 29:12
  fucking beautiful. Oh yeah, honestly.
• 29:15
  But they are very ugly on the inside where it counts.
• 29:20
  They are. So mean to this kid, they boy
• 29:22
  him and like there. They showed no remorse really
• 29:27
  because they like still kind of like make fun of them as adults
• 29:31
  and like it's just kind of I don't know.
• 29:32
  I like they don't recognize that they I kind of fucked with his
• 29:35
  kid because like that type of stuff like has lasting impact on
• 29:39
  people as they develop. And yeah it's ugly.
• 29:43
  Early the Absurd. Fucking Gary.
• 29:49
  The guy that likes to rhyme her neighbor that way.
• 29:52
  Sir, right great. Hey Kate, when I go on a date,
• 29:56
  looking great cake be great Kate.
• 29:58
  Yeah, I guess our fate. Okay.
• 30:01
  He's fucking crazy for some reason like whenever I see him,
• 30:06
  I'm like Kramer because it's like Kramer Vibes that I get
• 30:09
  from him too, but like that guy is more of like a, I'd be scared
• 30:13
  to have him as my neighbor. Yeah, type of Kramer.
• 30:16
  Yeah, he's like a darker Universe.
• 30:18
  Yeah. We're like yeah, Jerry comes
• 30:21
  into his house and he sees him trying on Jerry's under and you
• 30:23
  know what? That could actually happen in.
• 30:24
  Yeah. See that's probably an actual
• 30:27
  episode. See what I'm saying?
• 30:32
  So yeah, that's my I like this movie a while.
• 30:36
  I think that it's a fun slasher. I think it's an interesting
• 30:39
  killer. I think it's a decent little
• 30:41
  whodunit and yeah, I think it's me.
• 30:44
  I will give it a And a half. Okay.
• 30:48
  So this movie is a fun little time.
• 30:52
  Capsule of a terrible era, okay. A 2001 cuz you look at the stars
• 30:58
  and here's the thing too. So the stars are very nostalgic
• 31:02
  for the time but so was the soundtrack.
• 31:05
  Oh yeah, we've got, we've got Disturbed that Lincoln Park,
• 31:10
  Marilyn Manson For Better, or For Worse, the guy's a shitbag.
• 31:14
  But his music is If people are gonna be nostalgic for me in a
• 31:19
  way. Yeah.
• 31:20
  I mean it's kind of hard to not. Yeah.
• 31:22
  Rob Zombie's Annette Rob Zombie. Yeah.
• 31:24
  Deftones Deftones. Yeah, I mean there's just
• 31:28
  there's a lot going on soundtrack ways.
• 31:30
  And here's the thing too, because every time we watch
• 31:35
  movies on the weekends, when I was really, we'll see, if
• 31:37
  there's drinking game for this. Mmm.
• 31:39
  And this movie and House of Wax which was around the same time
• 31:44
  as his father. Yeah, four years later.
• 31:46
  One of the rules in each of these is drink every time
• 31:49
  there's a shitty song and I feel personally attacked.
• 31:52
  Yeah. I feel like it's people like
• 31:54
  young people today. By this shit sucks.
• 31:57
  I'm like, nah know, although this wasn't really my type of
• 32:04
  music growing up right here. What are the songs?
• 32:10
  Just playing and you were like it's a it's a, it starts with a
• 32:14
  d and like at the same time, I'm going through the song list and
• 32:20
  I'm not I'm reading the band's out loud.
• 32:21
  I'm not reading them in order and I'm not even trying to give
• 32:24
  you answers. I'm just reading this, like the
• 32:26
  artists out loud and I get to disturb your like that's it,
• 32:29
  it's Disturbed. And I was like, that's not
• 32:31
  Dave's voice. Trust me.
• 32:33
  Jesse have to be disturbed, right?
• 32:35
  Music like that. But yeah, like like with you, I
• 32:44
  think it's is a fun setting. I like that there.
• 32:49
  They're like Ambiguously like late 20s.
• 32:52
  Maybe yeah, we have no idea. Yeah, we don't have like a solid
• 32:56
  age for them and that's like now that I am in my early 30s.
• 33:01
  It is nice to have that representation.
• 33:20
  They know who they are but they fit into the world knowing that
• 33:27
  now. Yeah so it's nice.
• 33:29
  It's nice having that the bad I, Great, the bad.
• 33:41
  I do think that it would be nice to see the women.
• 33:44
  Interacting a little bit more as friends.
• 33:46
  Kind of develop those friendships, a little bit more.
• 33:49
  We see it some in the beginning, but we get to the like, cat and
• 33:52
  mouse stuff pretty quickly. Yeah, and we start killing them
• 33:55
  off pretty quickly too. So we don't really necessarily
• 33:58
  get to have that sense of togetherness for them, which I
• 34:01
  think would give everything a little bit more of an impact.
• 34:05
  Yeah, you're right. I don't really think that we get
• 34:07
  much of that which also ties into my ugly.
• 34:11
  Because this, oh, my God. So, the ugly of this movie is
• 34:17
  men. Feeling fucking entitled to
• 34:19
  women. Oh God.
• 34:20
  Yeah, that's that happens. A lot like that is the only take
• 34:24
  away from Men in this movie and it like it's just, it's so, so
• 34:31
  we watch Jeremy Melton and he like goes one by one in a friend
• 34:34
  group look. Will you dance with me?
• 34:35
  Will you dance with me? Will you dance with me?
• 34:37
  Like, you can't tell me that he's in love with all of them.
• 34:40
  He's just And to get a girl to dance with him.
• 34:42
  And he's socially awkward and like, no hate to you or
• 34:45
  anything, because I teenagers are the worst.
• 34:48
  I've heard. You laugh about dorky kids like
• 34:51
  that. Back from middle school, which I
• 34:52
  feel like is what the girls are doing.
• 34:54
  When they remember, they weren't remembering his trauma.
• 34:56
  They're just like, hey, remember how weird he was like, Jesse.
• 35:00
  I never said that, I'm a beautiful person inside, and I
• 35:03
  realize that I think I can be shitty.
• 35:06
  No, I mean today, I was telling you about the kid who ate
• 35:08
  pencils, like, you weren't ya, Everybody has that person, yeah.
• 35:12
  Okay, fine. Fine, fine.
• 35:14
  You're right. You're right.
• 35:15
  And like, I'm not saying that, it's okay.
• 35:17
  But I do think that when it isn't our personal experience,
• 35:21
  we don't necessarily look back on it.
• 35:24
  For his traumatizing is it probably was for that person.
• 35:27
  Oh yeah, definitely. And that's just a flaw as human
• 35:31
  beings. I'm not excusing it, but I do
• 35:33
  think it's a little bit more common than we necessarily when
• 35:35
  it would MIT to ourselves. No, that's true.
• 35:37
  You just turn that mirror right on me, man.
• 35:39
  Thank you. So yeah, so he does that and
• 35:45
  then Dorothy who is self esteem issues makes out with him under
• 35:49
  the bleachers and yeah she denies it says he attacked her
• 35:53
  also not cool but why isn't he also getting revenge on the boys
• 35:58
  who sexually assaulted him? They pulled him out from under
• 36:02
  the bleachers and stripped him naked in front of the whole
• 36:06
  school, in the middle of the gym, you know, why don't they
• 36:09
  get killed? Why don't they get It prevents
• 36:11
  murdered also. Yeah, that's true.
• 36:14
  Because if it's just like a bunch of girls be like no I'm
• 36:17
  sorry. I don't want to dance with you.
• 36:18
  That's fine. Like just fucking get over it.
• 36:20
  Like the kids that are where do you?
• 36:22
  Yeah. Turn down.
• 36:24
  Dance is all the time. Yeah.
• 36:26
  I got turned down by dance with my boyfriend at the time.
• 36:30
  Use like no cold. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:36
  And it doesn't even just stop it him.
• 36:38
  Like we've got this cold, open blind date with Jason.
• 36:42
  Who talks. In the third person is a total
• 36:45
  fucking shit in his like what? I don't even get a kiss.
• 36:49
  We have Dorothy's. Dad who Like, disregards the
• 36:55
  women and as life has asked, who has a second, well, not a first
• 37:00
  wife, that's his daughters age and just tells both of his
• 37:05
  little girls to play nice with each other.
• 37:08
  We've got the detective who hits on Denise Richards.
• 37:11
  Speaking of Denise Richards that drinking game.
• 37:13
  I mentioned, said, drink, anytime Denise Richards, a
• 37:16
  slutty, guess what? She's not slutty at all.
• 37:20
  In this movie. She just has the audacity to be
• 37:23
  in a Active woman. Yeah.
• 37:25
  No, she doesn't do anything in this movie that I would consider
• 37:28
  Swati. I mean, she's just like being a
• 37:30
  person. Yeah, we've got the one guy who
• 37:34
  steals from all of his girlfriends.
• 37:37
  He's a professional like, grifter.
• 37:39
  Get the shitty guys. Like you fucking knew that.
• 37:42
  I was a scumbag, though. Yeah, the ours he admitted.
• 37:45
  Yeah. But like is just.
• 37:47
  There are no, there are no good men in this movie.
• 37:50
  You're right. There's not a single good guy in
• 37:51
  this, and it could, Almost be a takeaway of the movie if we had
• 37:56
  at least seen a little bit more. Togetherness of the core
• 38:00
  women-led friend group. Yeah.
• 38:03
  So it's, it's very problematic but like I said, it's also
• 38:09
  almost a perfect time capsule of 2001.
• 38:12
  That's true. I guess you're right.
• 38:14
  It's ugly. Yeah.
• 38:17
  And the Absurd is that fucking little Plastic chair of mask, A
• 38:26
  fitting David banana breads face because it's big face.
• 38:31
  Yeah, it's a big fuck you ever see.
• 38:34
  But here's the thing, it had to have been like custom-made or
• 38:36
  something because if you ever tried to put on a little plastic
• 38:39
  Party Store mask, yeah. Like they just don't fit your
• 38:41
  face, right? And I don't have David Borealis
• 38:45
  face and just not only that, it's Dorothy.
• 38:49
  Also wears a later to and it looks normal, you know, like But
• 38:53
  it's not even just that. It's also when it gets put in
• 38:58
  the elevator and is like magically stopping the elevator?
• 39:03
  No, that shit would just get crushed us.
• 39:07
  Yeah. Yeah, somebody like later on
• 39:09
  will be like what the fuck is this?
• 39:11
  Like it wouldn't be this whole scary moments and fucking Gary
• 39:14
  dude he just kept like touching the elevator like go like save
• 39:17
  the mask is every single time. Okay, okay.
• 39:21
  Well that said I have a lot of fun with this.
• 39:24
  I also have some serious like problems with it and I'm gonna
• 39:30
  give it a 6 and 5. Okay?
• 39:32
  Okay, not bad. So what is that average?
• 39:38
  You got some math to do here, I do gave it a bad 7.5.
• 39:43
  You didn't seven point seven, five six point seven, five sir
• 39:47
  six point seven five So, point one.
• 39:52
  Two five. Okay, that's good.
• 39:55
  Look at that. Jamie, oh yeah, Jamie we
• 39:57
  appreciate you. Thanks for coming, movie or
• 40:00
  Glee. Happy trees with.
• 40:09
  All right, so I started off at a middle school dance already,
• 40:13
  terrified. This is a fuck.
• 40:15
  It's a rejection Montage that are getting here.
• 40:19
  That's brutal with this kids. Just going up to all these
• 40:21
  girls. Ask him to dance than they, its
• 40:23
  degrees of nice knows, and who, like back the fuck away from me.
• 40:28
  I'm going to go ahead and quote, Margaret Atwood.
• 40:31
  Men are afraid. Women will laugh at them.
• 40:35
  Women are afraid men will kill them.
• 40:39
  That's the movie. Summarized, yeah, that really is
• 40:42
  Jeremy. Melton got his feelings hurt and
• 40:47
  killed him went on a murdering spree.
• 40:50
  Yeah, that was like some deep fuckin resentment from something
• 40:54
  that happened in Middle School. Like he did, he didn't even
• 40:57
  like, do this in high school. Not that I'm like condoning it.
• 41:00
  But like, come on, man. Like Revenge does not take the,
• 41:03
  he's like, I gotta get Bobby. You've met other shitty people
• 41:06
  since then? Yeah.
• 41:09
  Right? Like to fixate on this fucking
• 41:11
  thing. That happened in middle school.
• 41:13
  It's like the other side of the coin of like marrying.
• 41:16
  Your first girlfriend from like seventh grade?
• 41:19
  Yeah. Oh yeah.
• 41:23
  Oh yeah, he eventually goes over to Dorothy, you sitting on the
• 41:26
  bleachers by herself watching all of her friends, dance and
• 41:29
  she agrees. But she's like let's just go
• 41:33
  fucking under the bleachers and just start smooching each other.
• 41:36
  Maybe Dorothy is a slutty one. Be this is our movie, not this
• 41:42
  bad thing, but this entire movie she's basically just trying to
• 41:45
  get some like she just isn't that I haven't as easy of a time
• 41:49
  as everybody else. I feel bad for her.
• 41:53
  I do too. But I mean she's a mean person
• 41:55
  but I also kind of feel bad for her and the same way that I feel
• 41:58
  bad that Jeremy had this rejection but he's also a
• 42:01
  shitbag for how he's handling. I don't feel bad for her and the
• 42:05
  fact that like, it kind of becomes a competition for her
• 42:08
  because Is she kind of holds, she resents her friends for it
• 42:12
  even though her friends are nothing but supportive, you
• 42:14
  know, it's just kind of weird. Yeah, but some boys see the
• 42:18
  smooching going on and they start kind of insulting both of
• 42:23
  them. Yeah.
• 42:24
  And she's like, ooh, he attacked me and they're like, oh my god,
• 42:26
  did you attack her? And then yeah, like so they're
• 42:28
  still calling her name's the whole time to.
• 42:30
  Yeah. They're like it's about it.
• 42:33
  She's like a chubby girl. I guess it's not like that.
• 42:35
  Big of a deal. They're calling her a buffalo
• 42:37
  buffalo. You're right?
• 42:38
  Yeah. I do want to hear something
• 42:39
  really fucked up. Wow, so one of the school's like
• 42:44
  in a nearby County they during track and field competitions
• 42:49
  because you know you got like the track people are always like
• 42:52
  crispy thin and like you know yeah go real fast and the field
• 42:56
  people have a little bit more leeway and their body type
• 43:00
  because you know it's like shot put and stuff like that.
• 43:03
  Yeah. So what they would do is they
• 43:08
  would have the The field people have a race to and they called
• 43:12
  it. The Buffalo Run, the fucked up
• 43:17
  is a little. Yeah.
• 43:18
  Who was this? The coaches or the kids calling
• 43:20
  it that? Oh no.
• 43:22
  It was like like the announcers. Like I don't know.
• 43:24
  I'm starving. Those are ahead of time.
• 43:36
  Here's the events that you need to have your Runners /.
• 43:39
  Prepared for it was just like, hey, what fatties do you have
• 43:42
  with you today to the starting blocks weird to collect the cows
• 43:49
  Jesus Christ. No wonder our country's in a
• 43:52
  mental health crisis. What the fuck I would have
• 43:55
  qualified. I was a buffalo back in my day.
• 44:01
  Okay, so as we said before the boys take him and just like
• 44:06
  humiliate him in front of everybody and he gets a
• 44:08
  nosebleed. Yeah, cuz that's just like a
• 44:11
  thing that happens to him. Yeah, it just happens.
• 44:14
  Dressed Evolution says, bleed the nose.
• 44:17
  I'm thinking like the episode of Parks and Rec like stressed, it
• 44:20
  was we'd kill somebody, it was, we'd get Boyd, never believe it
• 44:25
  knows, me knows me. Okay, 13 years.
• 44:30
  Later, we see Shelly is on a date with Jason who manse planes
• 44:35
  dating to her and talks in the third person.
• 44:38
  Jason is a fucking weird. It's so weird that they try and
• 44:42
  make this guy like maybe he's the killer like a red herring
• 44:45
  because I don't I don't buy it. He's going to be rage murdered
• 44:50
  by somebody because he's just like it's so obnoxious trouble.
• 44:53
  I think it's amazing though. That like I've never encountered
• 44:57
  everybody or anybody in my life that has spoken About themselves
• 45:01
  in the third person but like I can see how it could be
• 45:06
  insufferable. But at the same time I would be
• 45:08
  fascinated. I would want to have a
• 45:10
  conversation with them for a long time because like, how long
• 45:13
  is this, like a bit? Are you like actually doing this
• 45:16
  Jason's actually doing this Jason, like straight-up just
• 45:20
  refers to himself as a third person in this day.
• 45:22
  He's got spinach and see if he's losing it's just a bad time.
• 45:26
  He is trying to explain that women do.
• 45:30
  To be shopping and men do be fucking.
• 45:37
  Yeah. And then when she was like, I
• 45:39
  don't want dessert, let's just go ahead and get the check.
• 45:42
  And then he's like trying to split the check and she's just
• 45:45
  like, well, I mean from his standpoint, if you see that the
• 45:50
  dates going south and like, yeah, sure, whatever it was just
• 45:52
  fucking split at them. All right, I'm not necessarily
• 45:55
  opposed to that. It was just more like you could
• 45:59
  tell. I was planning to pick up the
• 46:01
  check. Absolutely.
• 46:03
  No. It was when he saw the total was
• 46:06
  he wasn't. Oh yeah.
• 46:09
  Because while they were waiting for their cars to come around,
• 46:12
  which tip, if a restaurant has a valet service, don't be shocked
• 46:15
  at still. Don't be shocked at the bill,
• 46:19
  although I love Katherine Heigl's, like little beater
• 46:22
  being pulled up in a valet. It's nice but like he still
• 46:27
  thinks there's a chance. He's still trying.
• 46:30
  With her. Like and she tries to give him a
• 46:31
  polite, handshake Allah, Hank Hill, and he's like, I don't
• 46:37
  even get a kiss, this fucking guy sucks.
• 46:40
  So she's some kind of student that involves her like doing
• 46:46
  autopsies apparently. I don't medical student which
• 46:49
  they said several times throughout the rest of the
• 46:50
  movie. Whoa, okay.
• 46:52
  She's like barely in the movie like and I'm forwarding to the
• 46:54
  Nerds on IMDb she's not a good medical student because the type
• 46:59
  of cut she Is going to make is not the one.
• 47:01
  She said she was faking. Why is she doing this in the
• 47:04
  first place? Do they let students do this
• 47:06
  shit on supervised. So I'm sure that because she
• 47:09
  said she is like a final the next day I'm sure that the final
• 47:13
  it's. Do you ever have like biology
• 47:15
  where you had to do my section? Yeah, I'm sure.
• 47:19
  It's like guys. Yeah.
• 47:21
  That's what I'm saying. I'm sure it's like that.
• 47:23
  But I'm like, do they just get do they get practice bodies to
• 47:27
  like study on how many? Do they get?
• 47:31
  Is there like a checkout system? Like do you have an allotment of
• 47:34
  bodies? Kind of like remember how?
• 47:36
  And we had like our printer quota that we know shit.
• 47:40
  Do you go to the Morgan like you punch in your student number?
• 47:44
  And it's like, all right, you've got three more bodies for the
• 47:46
  rest of, like, I have so many questions on how this works.
• 47:50
  That's the most depressing fav that you could have for donating
• 47:53
  your body as a ghost. I would be upset.
• 47:57
  It's just not cool. See, here's the thing.
• 48:00
  I always thought it would be kind of cool to donate my body
• 48:02
  to science, but science is done enough to me so far away which
• 48:06
  is like get to me, they'd be like, nope, sloppy seconds,
• 48:10
  don't want it. Okay?
• 48:15
  So she's kind of like getting distracted.
• 48:18
  She hears a noise and goes investigates comes back.
• 48:22
  There's a creepy card. Yeah, let's see.
• 48:25
  It says yeah, I'm very glad you're writing these down.
• 48:29
  True. Love is an arduous Trek.
• 48:32
  True of is when you bleed from your neck.
• 48:36
  Which is, that's good. Yeah, I think that is Angel,
• 48:40
  David Boreanaz writing that you think so.
• 48:43
  Yeah. Like David please just come up
• 48:46
  with these a sunspot yourself. He's like, yeah, I got those.
• 48:48
  I almost just spoiled something about me so I'm glad I stopped
• 48:51
  myself. No, thank you, yes yeah, no I
• 48:55
  really like the creepy Valentine's Day cards in this
• 48:58
  movie. I think it's like a nice touch
• 48:59
  and she turns around and the body that she's doing the
• 49:03
  autopsy on breathing, very creepy.
• 49:06
  Yeah, which like he's really lucky that she is a nervous
• 49:11
  student and was like, huh? Like Scout trying to jump up on
• 49:15
  the counter, it takes her like five years.
• 49:19
  Wait, was she even liked about to cut it?
• 49:21
  That. Ya know, she had the scalpel
• 49:23
  right above his tummy and then he goes, she goes swoosh.
• 49:27
  Very dangerous game. Yeah.
• 49:29
  So she like she turns around and sees the real body and this
• 49:34
  gives him enough time to jump. Up out and get dressed in his
• 49:38
  clothing. Okay.
• 49:40
  So she's like running and he's like all dressed up in his
• 49:43
  killer outfit because the chairman he had like.he was just
• 49:47
  under the blankies and he just like did that he was fully
• 49:52
  dressed. All I had to do is shimmy his
• 49:56
  sweatshirt back down. I would believe it bug that
• 49:59
  fucking giant mask would be bold.
• 50:02
  Like those towels are not going to cover all that, it's just
• 50:05
  going to like, cover the eye. Wise is a like the this chasing
• 50:10
  though it's the final part there where she she's hiding in the
• 50:14
  body to actually Shake seen through like stabbing them
• 50:19
  unzipping. Some blindly stabbing others,
• 50:22
  it's very nerve-wracking. Yeah.
• 50:24
  And finally is like that's the one right there.
• 50:26
  Somehow he knows. And then he unzips it stabs her
• 50:30
  and boom. Yeah, title card.
• 50:34
  I think it's title card where it's just you know, happy that
• 50:38
  rock music. Yeah, we're both so because she
• 50:42
  can't and page, they go to speed dating kits, kind of got a
• 50:46
  boyfriend, but her boyfriend kind of has an addiction issues.
• 50:52
  Like, I don't know how I feel about any of this, which like,
• 50:58
  If he is still actively, they seem pretty much like I feeling
• 51:03
  with his addiction issues. Not well like a support system,
• 51:11
  isn't but like it has to be a willing support that it's a
• 51:13
  whole very complex issue and it seems like he's working on it,
• 51:17
  but it also seems like she doesn't want to push forward,
• 51:19
  our relationship until he's more stable.
• 51:22
  I think before you move on like this you should maybe be more.
• 51:26
  Sure of it. Your relationship status like
• 51:30
  they meet up like shortly after the sand things seem like
• 51:34
  they're like in a relationship like normal but here she's like
• 51:37
  speed dating because she's not sure.
• 51:39
  I think Paige just pulled her along to this page definitely
• 51:42
  did just pull her along but still she agreed to go like
• 51:45
  speed dating is like a thing. Like you know that's not exactly
• 51:48
  something that you want to find out that your partner's doing.
• 51:52
  I think it would be hilarious. I want that energy that you have
• 51:56
  when you're drunk at the bar chat.
• 51:57
  With strangers and arguing about baby math now that has not
• 52:02
  happened. So I'm bringing that up.
• 52:04
  That's not happened in years. I have dropped the baby math
• 52:07
  dude every single time that it becomes an argument is because
• 52:11
  you instigate you want. I think you just want this to
• 52:15
  happen every single time and like I'm not going to not defend
• 52:19
  it like you know I'm not gonna bring it up anymore.
• 52:22
  I want everybody to understand baby math for Travis.
• 52:27
  It's questions, such as how many babies would it take to beat up?
• 52:34
  Professor Xavier. That gets questions like that.
• 52:38
  There is an answer. Well it also depends on who you
• 52:42
  ask because some people want to know if the baby's are also
• 52:45
  mutants or if it's just like normal babies like well normal
• 52:50
  is such a ableist to know, I don't you say not mutant babies.
• 52:53
  Yeah. Not because like yeah that's
• 52:54
  X-Men Universe. Like some of those babies have
• 52:56
  like World ending Powers. Yeah, no yeah.
• 53:00
  Like can you can you imagine like a baby roguelike?
• 53:04
  Just touch them. What do you think her life was
• 53:06
  like as a toddler? Well, some of them don't develop
• 53:09
  their powers until later in life, she must have because
• 53:13
  toddlers are fucking all over, you know ways.
• 53:17
  It's like, do you think about Cyclops?
• 53:19
  I've one day, like this is a guy just like laser shooting of his
• 53:24
  eyes everywhere. Your child needs glasses.
• 53:28
  They can't seem to see the board.
• 53:30
  I think your child needs Jesus. Like, how many people did he
• 53:36
  kill that day? Not a good time.
• 53:40
  He just woke up one morning and then it's ceiling was gone.
• 53:47
  That's tragic. Okay.
• 53:52
  Alright. So yeah, they're going through
• 53:54
  the whole speed dating process. I'm not going so well for really
• 54:00
  either them. Okay.
• 54:01
  Yeah, cuz well mostly, I mean page finds like a guy that she's
• 54:09
  interested in and like the interest is mutual, he's in
• 54:13
  limbo. He's a him Bo but, you know, she
• 54:16
  doesn't know she's looking for fun.
• 54:17
  She's like, you don't go to speed dating for like a serious
• 54:20
  relationship. Yeah, exactly.
• 54:23
  That's what I was saying before. Sorry Tigress.
• 54:30
  Yeah. So they leave.
• 54:32
  They get a call from Dorothy and they're like, trying to laugh me
• 54:35
  like a so I just happened and the Dorothy's like shelise don't
• 54:38
  know. They're like oh that's not good.
• 54:43
  So we cut to the funeral, Adam shows up but maintains a
• 54:47
  respectful distance because he's like I heard that.
• 54:50
  We're not sure what our relationship statuses.
• 54:53
  So I don't know if I should come to graveside and Also, he's got
• 54:58
  a bottle of liquor in his front. See that he says, is a gift for
• 55:02
  a friend. So yeah.
• 55:05
  Do you believe it? Not necessarily.
• 55:09
  I don't, I don't disbelieve it but I think like, later on where
• 55:13
  we see that like he's just fallen off the wagon.
• 55:16
  Like, did he just fall off the wagon because he's already
• 55:18
  started his murder in. You know what I mean?
• 55:20
  I feel like murdering and wagon Fallen.
• 55:22
  Yeah, I don't know that. I don't believe K, but I think
• 55:25
  it would have been interesting to see.
• 55:27
  How different he would have become.
• 55:29
  And I'm not saying that people fall off the wagon and become
• 55:31
  murderers. I'm just saying, yeah.
• 55:32
  And like there's some comorbidity here for him.
• 55:36
  I just I wish that we had an idea of like exactly what kind
• 55:40
  of drunk is because like yeah, like when he drinks at the
• 55:44
  party, like he doesn't become like this belligerent like weird
• 55:47
  dude. And like, he's just like, I
• 55:49
  mean, he's killing people. That's kind of weird but he's
• 55:51
  doing that like the entire time anyways.
• 55:53
  Yeah, he does. That sober too.
• 55:54
  Here's the thing though. And I think that's part of what
• 55:56
  stigmatizes. Has like substance use issues is
• 55:58
  that like you don't have to be belligerent awful mess to also
• 56:02
  have alcohol use disorder. You know what I mean?
• 56:05
  Like you he seems like a perfectly fun guy but if he has
• 56:10
  to be that perfectly fun guy all the time if he's got that
• 56:14
  dependence on it all the time that's what the issue is.
• 56:17
  That's true. That's true.
• 56:18
  You're right. You're right different.
• 56:19
  There's different degrees to a different levels.
• 56:24
  Yeah. So Where are we?
• 56:28
  The friends are all talking to each other and this is when the
• 56:31
  detective detective on pops up, this fucking guy sucks.
• 56:36
  It's got the weirdest head. It's just does.
• 56:43
  So he he's asking them questions.
• 56:49
  And then he also says you guys know about a Jason Marquette
• 56:54
  because he's missing it. Like know who the fuck is Jason.
• 56:58
  And like, we just have to pick up on the fact that dude, at the
• 57:01
  beginning said his name, 500 times, we have to be like,
• 57:05
  assuming that's Jason Marquette. Like I guess that that might
• 57:09
  have been. Why I like, how are we going to
• 57:10
  drive home? That this is Jason.
• 57:12
  Like the writers. Like I got it.
• 57:13
  Like he just speaks in the third person naturally.
• 57:17
  I don't think. I do not think that guy would be
• 57:19
  able to be quiet enough to be a killer.
• 57:21
  I always see, you know, you're right.
• 57:23
  You're right. You're like Jason to good.
• 57:25
  Like he would have to be like Like like I'm trying to think
• 57:28
  the best one he could be is like a ghostface dog killer except
• 57:32
  he'd have to have like that like the voice changer under the mask
• 57:35
  at all times because like he wouldn't be able to keep his
• 57:37
  fucking mouth shut like it would have been a completely different
• 57:40
  letter that she would have read before.
• 57:43
  Like it would have been true of is an arduous Trek.
• 57:47
  True of is when Jason make you bleed from your neck.
• 57:52
  I'm going to read all of these I've written down like I'm going
• 57:55
  to read the Jason. Okay, so Dorothy's house.
• 58:01
  She also has received a creepy Valentine.
• 58:04
  Did you write down what it said? Yeah, I did, hold on.
• 58:08
  Roses are red. Violets are blue, they'll need
• 58:10
  dental records to identify you, so yeah.
• 58:13
  Umm, yeah. That's that's a really good one.
• 58:16
  So Jason's would be roses are red.
• 58:19
  Violets are blue. Don't need dental records to
• 58:21
  identify you PSS. Is from gee, I can't I can't
• 58:27
  find a good way then write roses are red.
• 58:29
  Roses are red, violets are has balls are too?
• 58:32
  Yes, roses are red. Jason's balls are blue.
• 58:37
  They'll need Dental. Don't need dental, records to
• 58:40
  room. Yeah.
• 58:41
  Okay. So we got here the okay there.
• 58:45
  Okay. Yeah.
• 58:46
  So okay. Okay.
• 58:48
  And then as this happens, Campbell arrives.
• 58:51
  Yeah. And he's not begging but kind of
• 58:54
  like begging. Yeah, please.
• 58:56
  Like I got kicked out. All of my money is invested in
• 59:00
  the startup. I don't have anywhere to stay
• 59:02
  and she's like, ahead and stay. Hey, Mellie, make up a guest
• 59:05
  room and millions. Like, did you check with your
• 59:07
  dad? Is I live here too.
• 59:10
  And then, his dad her dad's new wife comes down.
• 59:13
  I was like, what are you doing? And she's like, it's none of
• 59:15
  your business. And she's like, oh, did you find
• 59:17
  a boyfriend? Good for you.
• 59:19
  I'm very happy and supportive of you and Dorothy's.
• 59:22
  Like what a bitch? Yeah, it's kind of weird.
• 59:25
  I mean, there they are the same age and then I don't, I don't
• 59:28
  want you to be involved in my sex life and she's like, oh, I
• 59:31
  didn't know you had a sex life. Like that's a weird thing for
• 59:33
  your potential. New mom to say, yeah, the The
• 59:36
  Vibes with this are all wrong. Don't think that the dad's
• 59:39
  terrible here is like, can you guys just like respect each
• 59:42
  other? I think no, I guess he took her
• 59:45
  side more but at the same time, he's like, can you guys like
• 59:48
  just don't attack her? I think it's listen after a
• 59:53
  certain point in your life. The Edge got does not is
• 59:56
  important true. However, it's icky to be dating
• 1:00:01
  somebody your child's age. The I mean yeah definitely
• 1:00:04
  especially if the child is still living in the house.
• 1:00:06
  Yeah. Like this is There's just
• 1:00:08
  something that just it's bad feelings.
• 1:00:11
  They were like running up the stairs when she got home and I,
• 1:00:14
  he is like, basically doing the thing where he's like slapping
• 1:00:16
  her butter, like, pinching her, like, just like, they're about
• 1:00:18
  to go up and fuck. Yeah.
• 1:00:20
  He's advertising into the whole house.
• 1:00:22
  Like it would be. I get her point of view from
• 1:00:26
  this. I would be exhausted seeing that
• 1:00:27
  shit. Yeah.
• 1:00:30
  Okay. So k at her apartment is in the
• 1:00:33
  shower, she hears sound, and she Goes to investigate, she stops
• 1:00:41
  the W. Here's the thing.
• 1:00:42
  Is that like if I hear a sound while I'm in the shower I don't
• 1:00:46
  turn the water off. Yeah.
• 1:00:47
  Like you just pop your head out real quick and you're like if
• 1:00:50
  I'm going to be murdered I'm not going to pay this water bill.
• 1:00:52
  Anyway, we get me if I'm not going to be murdered.
• 1:00:56
  I'm getting right back in there and I don't want to have to deal
• 1:00:58
  with getting the water temperature.
• 1:00:59
  Just right, again, you know what I mean?
• 1:01:01
  Wife is a lot easier when you accept like, I'm dying.
• 1:01:04
  Yeah, I'm just, like, leave it at that, like, I'm showering.
• 1:01:06
  But you know what? If they come in here.
• 1:01:07
  I'll fight but are, you know, it's that I woken up to sounds
• 1:01:10
  in the house and I've just been too tired and I'm like, I value
• 1:01:14
  my sleep more than my life right now.
• 1:01:15
  If somebody's here to kill me they picked the right night.
• 1:01:18
  I don't know mine. I had something like that in
• 1:01:20
  college. Where this is the only time this
• 1:01:24
  has ever happened. To me.
• 1:01:25
  It could be a sleep paralysis thing.
• 1:01:28
  But, like, I woke up and I thought I heard my door open and
• 1:01:32
  then like, I didn't move my head, I pretended to be asleep
• 1:01:35
  and I move my eyes down to the Under my eyes and I thought that
• 1:01:39
  I saw somebody like down at the foot of my bed and this is a
• 1:01:43
  McGregor. We're like you and I first
• 1:01:45
  started dating and I just kind of like weed there and I didn't
• 1:01:50
  do anything because I was afraid to move and I fell asleep and
• 1:01:54
  nothing was missing in my room that I know of and I don't know
• 1:01:58
  if I walk the door that night but there could have been
• 1:02:02
  somebody just like in my room. One night.
• 1:02:04
  And I don't know if it was sleep paralysis or if it was like,
• 1:02:07
  just like somebody just like, hey, so serious question.
• 1:02:10
  Yeah. What if they liked your feet?
• 1:02:17
  Chills also have another serious question, but he was like you
• 1:02:22
  did you cover your face? No.
• 1:02:24
  Is he can't kill me? I'm already then Jesse the other
• 1:02:33
  night. We're getting away from this
• 1:02:35
  movie here but I think we just need to talk about this.
• 1:02:37
  Force are the reason we're recording off scheduled this
• 1:02:40
  week even though tell you can be unsupervised is because I I
• 1:02:44
  caught like a milder version of some stomach bug that's been
• 1:02:47
  going around but I just haven't been feeling good the past few
• 1:02:49
  days. So I went to sleep early a
• 1:02:52
  couple nights ago and Travis comes into the bedroom.
• 1:02:57
  Several hours after me, I'll let him tell you the rest of it
• 1:03:01
  because I only remember bits and pieces of this.
• 1:03:04
  So I walk to her side of the bed because that's where the remote
• 1:03:07
  is. I wanted to change it to
• 1:03:09
  Seinfeld because I like to go to bed to Seinfeld whenever I go
• 1:03:12
  into bed later. And I just walk up to her.
• 1:03:16
  I'm brushing my teeth. So maybe this is part of what I
• 1:03:18
  like, but I start reaching for the remote and then all of a
• 1:03:25
  sudden, Jesse just because and then she just grabs the blankets
• 1:03:31
  and hides on him. I'm like, what the fuck is
• 1:03:34
  happening? Like Jesse is me.
• 1:03:35
  It's me. It's me.
• 1:03:37
  And then she pulls the covers down and she's like looking at
• 1:03:40
  me with the most terrified look I've ever seen.
• 1:03:42
  She's like, what was It. What was it?
• 1:03:44
  What was it? I don't like.
• 1:03:46
  It's me. It's me.
• 1:03:47
  It's like there was a claw. Like there was no claw.
• 1:03:50
  It's just been me this entire time.
• 1:03:52
  I was trying to say the word spider in my sleep, I couldn't
• 1:03:55
  think of it and all I could think of was the shape of the
• 1:03:58
  spider legs that I swore. I saw it but it just kept coming
• 1:04:02
  out qua. This is like a thing that I'm
• 1:04:05
  just realizing this is like a recurring thing for you because
• 1:04:07
  this isn't the first time that you've like said there's a
• 1:04:09
  spider about me. I think it's the way because
• 1:04:12
  we've got like the weird Owner stealing, I could see.
• 1:04:15
  And we're like, I'm blind. So, I wake up.
• 1:04:19
  I'm just oriented, it's dark. I can't see.
• 1:04:23
  And the first thing I see is these weird little Sunburst
• 1:04:27
  patterns and I like, oh, there's clearly a giant spider about to
• 1:04:30
  drop off this man, reaching, right?
• 1:04:32
  Beside you. Brushing his teeth?
• 1:04:34
  Nope, I was worried about. I think I'm thinking what
• 1:04:38
  happened is. I thought you were getting a
• 1:04:39
  spider away from me. No, no.
• 1:04:41
  And like I was like, freaking out.
• 1:04:45
  Screaming the entire time. Okay, we need to get back on
• 1:04:50
  track. Okay.
• 1:04:54
  What it? So he has fine.
• 1:04:57
  This is Valentine's Day. It's a special type of language.
• 1:05:03
  So yes. Yeah, the water goes out on her
• 1:05:05
  while she went to go investigate, the sound.
• 1:05:08
  She can't get the water to turn back on and she calls her super.
• 1:05:11
  It's just like, you got to come fix the water.
• 1:05:13
  So she kills herself, a swirly yourself, a swirly?
• 1:05:17
  I would just dry my hair. I've done this before.
• 1:05:20
  Like just dry your hair. Like it'll be weird but you
• 1:05:24
  didn't give yourself a swirly. Yeah.
• 1:05:26
  So I don't know. Yeah.
• 1:05:28
  Would it be better? Like the shampoo is going to
• 1:05:29
  feel really gross in your hair but you know what else is going
• 1:05:31
  to feel? Really gross toilet water.
• 1:05:33
  I've went to work many times. Forgetting to rinse the
• 1:05:36
  conditioner out of my hair. Yeah, it doesn't feel good, but
• 1:05:40
  you get used to it just happens. Okay, sorry.
• 1:05:46
  I know it's another tangent. Okay.
• 1:05:48
  It wasn't a, my asshole fast. And this guy was like, am I the
• 1:05:51
  asshole for a leash? Showering once a week.
• 1:05:53
  Yeah, but he said his girlfriend.
• 1:05:57
  Never knew that. He only showered once a week.
• 1:06:00
  So people are like, dude, she was probably being really nice
• 1:06:02
  to you about how you smelled thinking you couldn't control
• 1:06:05
  it. But the reason she found out is
• 1:06:07
  because he was like, wow, she and food prices have doubled
• 1:06:09
  since the last time I bought shampoo or she's like, this last
• 1:06:12
  time you bought shampooed. He's like three years ago,
• 1:06:15
  people in the comments are like, even if you only wash your hair
• 1:06:18
  once a week, you should be running out of shampoo more than
• 1:06:21
  yeah. 33 is me. I only wash my hair once a week
• 1:06:24
  and I buy shampoo probably every time months and I bought like a
• 1:06:28
  gallon at a time. So that's a nasty motherfucker
• 1:06:32
  right there. Yeah.
• 1:06:33
  I don't want to meet that man. Yeah.
• 1:06:36
  Okay. Okay, so yeah.
• 1:06:41
  So she gets a phone call, nobody's speaking.
• 1:06:46
  And then she, this is where she finds the mask and then door and
• 1:06:50
  Gary starts care rhyming. He does his Gary poem.
• 1:06:53
  Yeah, Scary Gary. Meanwhile, Lillian page, or
• 1:06:57
  watching this like date videos. Yeah, it was this like a thing
• 1:07:01
  back in this time. IQ would like to put out a call.
• 1:07:04
  Like, do you want to date me? Send me videos, please.
• 1:07:07
  Yes. About my only frame of reference
• 1:07:09
  is where they spoofed it on Whose Line Is It.
• 1:07:12
  Anyway, okay. So what a weird time right here?
• 1:07:15
  Like this is like in between absolutely.
• 1:07:17
  Yeah, this is truly a time capsule, right here.
• 1:07:20
  It's just like between like online dating and like the
• 1:07:24
  internet being a thing. Yeah.
• 1:07:26
  Okay so they get a creepy card in maggot.
• 1:07:30
  Candy what's the creepy card say?
• 1:07:33
  Okay. It is a well-known fact that
• 1:07:38
  beauty is skin-deep something. Something you are what you eat.
• 1:07:42
  I didn't get the other words so I just wrote something
• 1:07:44
  something. Okay, so Jason's version It is a
• 1:07:50
  well-known fact that beauty is skin-deep Jason.
• 1:07:58
  What's his last name? Marquette, Jason market, so
• 1:08:01
  Jason Marquette. You want to eat Yeah, so there
• 1:08:08
  she freaks out after she weizen to the candy and it cuts to like
• 1:08:14
  later she's clearly drink a gallon of orange juice trying to
• 1:08:17
  clear out her mouth like skipping past the part about the
• 1:08:21
  what's in the candy. Yeah.
• 1:08:22
  No I already said it. No maggots.
• 1:08:24
  Yeah, yeah. That, that was one of the
• 1:08:26
  things. Whenever I originally watched
• 1:08:27
  this as a kid that stuck out to me the most, it was just it,
• 1:08:30
  traumatized me. And they're trying to guess who
• 1:08:33
  JM is, and they even at one point I jokingly say Jeremy
• 1:08:37
  Melton and then yeah laughing please.
• 1:08:40
  You look so pretty page. Now we got to this art show
• 1:08:45
  that's just reeks of pretension and yeah trust fund.
• 1:08:53
  This is which I can't. I can't remember her.
• 1:08:57
  The other characters named Lily. It's her boyfriend.
• 1:09:01
  Acts Max yes. His art show that they're all
• 1:09:04
  going to. Yeah.
• 1:09:06
  Also, we took a brief intermission and now talia's and
• 1:09:10
  the room with us because she liked recording with us.
• 1:09:12
  The past couple of weeks. Yeah.
• 1:09:13
  So if you here sniffing that's her.
• 1:09:15
  Yeah so he's got like this whole setup and it's basically just
• 1:09:19
  like porn and Link. Women are supposed to go in One
• 1:09:22
  Direction and men are supposed to go in another.
• 1:09:24
  Yep. And we don't have time to get
• 1:09:26
  into all of the ways. This grosses me out.
• 1:09:29
  Yeah it's weird but the only thing you need to know is
• 1:09:32
  Jason's there. Yeah which and he's like
• 1:09:36
  staring. During kind of creep early creep
• 1:09:38
  early. We get no payoff from that.
• 1:09:40
  This is the last we see of them. Yeah, but like we literally
• 1:09:43
  don't even hear him like say anything, it's kind of why.
• 1:09:47
  I think it's good. He's a lame red herring because
• 1:09:50
  he doesn't make any sense for him to be involved.
• 1:09:52
  At this point, he has no connection to these people.
• 1:09:54
  He dated their friend for like a duende.
• 1:09:57
  Yeah. And it was a blind date.
• 1:09:59
  Yeah. Like so it's dumb, but they all
• 1:10:02
  split up and go their own ways Lily.
• 1:10:06
  Finds Max making out. No, no, Max are making me out a
• 1:10:11
  woman pops up. That's his like assistant or his
• 1:10:15
  like I don't know. Somebody that works with him.
• 1:10:17
  She was going to join in and she was like animal he's like no
• 1:10:21
  thanks to Max's. Like I invited her and she's
• 1:10:23
  like what? And like if that's your thing
• 1:10:26
  that's fine. But everybody has to be
• 1:10:29
  consenting consenting and yeah, really clearly wasn't and she's
• 1:10:33
  like you're a fucking scumbag. And he's like, yeah.
• 1:10:35
  Like You knew that though, which he's like come here, somehow it
• 1:10:41
  does, but at the same time, like, at least he's self-aware.
• 1:10:44
  Like, he's not like Jason. We're Jason's like, what's wrong
• 1:10:47
  with Jason? Why don't you like Jason?
• 1:10:48
  I don't think he's that self-aware.
• 1:10:50
  I think he's like, those people that are like, I'm just up front
• 1:10:54
  blunt. I say it.
• 1:10:56
  How it is. You're right.
• 1:10:57
  You're right. Those people want their fucking
• 1:10:59
  worse. Yeah.
• 1:11:00
  Because they're just like I'm a dick and I take no
• 1:11:03
  accountability. Okay.
• 1:11:08
  So Lily storms off and gets lost along the way.
• 1:11:11
  And then little cherub uh, be he finds her and I got a bow and
• 1:11:16
  arrow. Unfortunately, there's no
• 1:11:18
  hooting hollering. I would love to hear.
• 1:11:21
  Just one Beetlejuice. Yeah, I give a little hoot.
• 1:11:25
  He could probably who really well seeing that guy.
• 1:11:28
  I bet I guarantee you. I'm trying to think of any of
• 1:11:30
  his Angel flashbacks. If he, if he Hoots at all.
• 1:11:33
  He's probably he's this is he Got one.
• 1:11:36
  Good hooton, mm. Yeah, he just sits in there
• 1:11:39
  somewhere down. I need to I need to watch all of
• 1:11:41
  the. I need to sit through all of the
• 1:11:43
  bad Irish accent and listen, for some Hoots.
• 1:11:47
  Well, we'll get there. You'll watch it with me at some
• 1:11:50
  point but they have Cupid's arrow.
• 1:11:53
  Basically is what this supposed to be.
• 1:11:54
  And it shoots her like three times, and she falls down the
• 1:11:57
  stairwell and boom. She into a dumpster into a
• 1:12:01
  dumpster adding insult to injury.
• 1:12:07
  Also, there's this woman Ruthie there who is yelling at Campbell
• 1:12:11
  and so when Dorothy was like, we need to leave.
• 1:12:14
  He's like, that's my ex you crazy.
• 1:12:17
  You know how women are, right? Yeah.
• 1:12:19
  And she's like, what the fuck is his name in the movie and how
• 1:12:28
  we? In three seconds I just like to
• 1:12:32
  imagine Tom Atkins just like walks up from the party, like
• 1:12:35
  stop Simona bags. This is my cousin.
• 1:12:37
  She goes your problem man. So Kate and Adam have a nice
• 1:12:45
  little dinner or it seems like things are okay he said he's
• 1:12:48
  been sober for three weeks and she's like well it's just take
• 1:12:51
  it slow and the detective He calls the detective comes calls
• 1:13:00
  page because he says that there was a card sent to Shelly's
• 1:13:04
  family from somebody. It's signed Jeremy Melton, I
• 1:13:09
  mean, it J M. Okay.
• 1:13:11
  Here's the problem. Is that I was using JM and
• 1:13:14
  Jeremy Melton interchangeably in my notes.
• 1:13:16
  Oh no. That's all I had.
• 1:13:17
  No way to differentiate when it was just jam versus what it was.
• 1:13:20
  Jeremy Melton. Yeah, that's why Jason is like a
• 1:13:23
  big red herring to because his initials are JM.
• 1:13:25
  So all of these cards are Initial Jason.
• 1:13:28
  Jason is a pink Herring at best. Yeah.
• 1:13:33
  Okay, sure. But they try their darndest to
• 1:13:36
  make it a thing in this movie. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:13:39
  So yeah, yeah. Like if they were like, her
• 1:13:42
  middle name is Nicole. Is this m?
• 1:13:45
  Just real slushies, got bad handwriting.
• 1:13:48
  Is it? Could it be Jesse McColl?
• 1:13:51
  Thank you. Okay, so let's do Dorothy admits
• 1:14:00
  that. She lied like her friends this
• 1:14:02
  whole time. Thought that Jeremy actually did
• 1:14:05
  attacker at the school dance. And she's like, no.
• 1:14:10
  Nope, I lied about it. And then he got sent to reform
• 1:14:13
  school, so it's probably my fault.
• 1:14:14
  And I'm gonna be the next to die.
• 1:14:16
  Yeah. And then like even though we
• 1:14:17
  don't know anybody's died so far except for Shelly but fuck her.
• 1:14:22
  Right? Yeah.
• 1:14:23
  She and her friends are kind of Of upset, by the way.
• 1:14:26
  Wow, I could you do that, but they like say it so foul either
• 1:14:29
  like wow. Like wow, dang.
• 1:14:32
  That sucks. How awful she and Dorothy's.
• 1:14:36
  Like yeah, you guys were all so perfect and pretty everybody
• 1:14:39
  loved you guys, I was the fat girl.
• 1:14:41
  I didn't get anybody. So I had to do that and I like
• 1:14:44
  know we were pretty supportive friends back then.
• 1:14:48
  Yeah we're really good friends. She is she's the belle of this
• 1:14:52
  friend Groove. Oh God.
• 1:14:53
  Yeah she sucks dude. I think so yeah there's been so
• 1:14:59
  inviting and welcoming is overwhelming.
• 1:15:03
  Boy asked me to dance and I said yes and yeah, she's not cool.
• 1:15:12
  Okay, so They decide that they're going to tell the
• 1:15:17
  detective, the full story. This is only learned that Jeremy
• 1:15:21
  Martin's parents died in a fire, two years ago and nothing
• 1:15:24
  suspicious about that at all. No, no, no, yeah, it's really
• 1:15:28
  weird and then like me walks in there showing these age.
• 1:15:33
  Enhance photos of Jeremy, Melton are like he could look like this
• 1:15:37
  or he could look like this or he could look?
• 1:15:39
  Yeah, yeah. He could.
• 1:15:41
  He could look like this or you could look completely different
• 1:15:43
  because the Plastics, Surgery, nobody know.
• 1:15:45
  You don't know if that was their fucking justification.
• 1:15:48
  Like we cast this guy, okay. It's got to be plastic surgery
• 1:15:52
  because I motherfucker. I computer cannot comprehend
• 1:15:56
  that. So like, think about movies like
• 1:15:58
  malignant for example, where it's got like the age enhanced
• 1:16:01
  photo and it matches perfectly and you're like, oh, that's it.
• 1:16:05
  And you're like, that's too on the nose for this to be that
• 1:16:08
  realistic. This is the opposite end of the
• 1:16:11
  spectrum where it's like the puzzle.
• 1:16:13
  Is I Limitless? No, it's this right here.
• 1:16:16
  Is that guy from the episode of Nathan for you where he hired
• 1:16:20
  the he tried to get like the little kids in like, youth group
• 1:16:23
  soccer is like, can you guys sign on to be?
• 1:16:26
  Professional athletes and then he hired an artist off
• 1:16:29
  Craigslist to do sketches of them as adults because he like
• 1:16:33
  said he was qualified to be able to age up people and really just
• 1:16:36
  took their baby faces and put it on like adult heads.
• 1:16:40
  And then that's like, what this right here is Once again, on
• 1:16:44
  this podcast, this is your reminder to watch Nathan for
• 1:16:47
  you. That is the funniest shit ever.
• 1:16:51
  I love you. See it again again I love you
• 1:16:55
  again, very fitting for this. We get to like start to cry.
• 1:17:07
  Okay. Okay so we're at the detective.
• 1:17:10
  Awesome office that this part right?
• 1:17:12
  Yeah. So like they starts asking about
• 1:17:14
  like all of their various boyfriends and it's very clearly
• 1:17:19
  like I feel like he's not really doing Detective work.
• 1:17:22
  He's like hitting on page this entire time.
• 1:17:26
  First of all he's slut shaming all of her friends because he's
• 1:17:29
  like what about all these people you sleep with?
• 1:17:32
  How much do you really know about them if you get murdered.
• 1:17:35
  It's definitely your fault. What are you wearing?
• 1:17:37
  You know what I mean? Yeah, blaming them.
• 1:17:39
  Yeah. And then he goes, Paige you seen
• 1:17:42
  hang back for a minute. Yeah.
• 1:17:44
  And he's like what are we gonna do about this?
• 1:17:46
  And she was like, I don't know. You're the detective.
• 1:17:48
  Maybe do your fucking job. He's like, no.
• 1:17:51
  This This tension between us. Fuck this guy.
• 1:17:55
  It's closer fucking fucking fucking puts his hand on her
• 1:17:58
  thigh. And yeah.
• 1:18:01
  It's very gross. The detention is on his head.
• 1:18:06
  Like, nice detective. Work your way to pick up all of
• 1:18:09
  the clues. She's giving you Yeah, she's
• 1:18:13
  just sniffing around. Her ears all fine.
• 1:18:16
  I'm keeping an eye on her. This is a weird where we got the
• 1:18:18
  area rug and she's like, half on and half off some.
• 1:18:21
  Yeah, hearing some clicks and some not see.
• 1:18:23
  And like the way that this movie started like, or how I end, I
• 1:18:26
  guess, with the killer being JM Jeremy, Melton, like this guy
• 1:18:30
  could very easily become the killer now because you just got
• 1:18:32
  rejected by Page. Yeah.
• 1:18:35
  Well, except he's going to get his head cut off and thrown in a
• 1:18:37
  creek, and a little bit. Well, yeah, a very bad bacon.
• 1:18:44
  Also Dorothy's friends are very concerned that she's got
• 1:18:49
  Campbell living because she's the only one like they're all
• 1:18:53
  like, how well do you know him in like okay it's like well I've
• 1:18:56
  been dating Adam for a while so I know him pretty well.
• 1:18:59
  And then everybody's like Kate. Do you know Campbell like you
• 1:19:03
  don't even know his last name. You've known him for a month.
• 1:19:06
  You met him at yoga class. Yeah.
• 1:19:09
  And she's like you've had guys in your pants that you don't
• 1:19:12
  know. Oh, their last name, she goes
• 1:19:14
  well that's way different than being in my house.
• 1:19:17
  And also, cool way to slut-shame here, friends.
• 1:19:20
  Like yeah. Yeah, they get Dorothy.
• 1:19:24
  Just kind of, I don't know why they're friends with her.
• 1:19:26
  She just sucks because they're supportive friend.
• 1:19:29
  Yeah, to a fault. Why did Jessica Angela show?
• 1:19:34
  It's a Bella's wedding all goes back to Twila.
• 1:19:40
  So we get first person view, somebody is in Kate's apartment
• 1:19:45
  and it's Scary. Gary.
• 1:19:48
  No, it's the killer dressed up as the killer.
• 1:19:51
  That's the first person view were getting.
• 1:19:52
  He finds Scary Gary trying on her underwear and this right
• 1:19:57
  here, I like I'm going to start referring to this scene as a Do
• 1:20:02
  those people that make fun of that woman?
• 1:20:04
  And how we can kill us, it has the iron as a weapon to fight
• 1:20:06
  Michael Myers because the killer takes the iron beats the shit
• 1:20:11
  out of Gary. And you know what irons are
• 1:20:14
  pretty hefty? The made from Iron.
• 1:20:17
  Yeah, it's fucking hard, it's going to be pretty like blunt
• 1:20:21
  like blunt-force trauma. Right there.
• 1:20:23
  You've got the cord and you can like he does.
• 1:20:25
  He did much in like a maze like motion.
• 1:20:28
  Yeah, yeah exactly, yeah. You got range with it too and
• 1:20:31
  the plug. It in somewhere guy.
• 1:20:33
  He yeah, you can steam some motherfuckers.
• 1:20:35
  Yeah. Put it on the steam setting.
• 1:20:38
  You have a clean getaway to? Yeah, you're right.
• 1:20:41
  And I wish I thought that. That's where it was going to go
• 1:20:43
  with this. I got that like he's just going
• 1:20:45
  to take the iron like steam is face.
• 1:20:48
  But like he's like, nope. Unplug and it just like whipping
• 1:20:53
  them with it. Basically I do like that he like
• 1:20:56
  wrapped the cord up nicely for her when he left well he still
• 1:20:59
  dating her. Yeah like I mean he still loves
• 1:21:01
  her it was like I told Kate so many times that when she leaves
• 1:21:05
  her iron plugged in like this, it's a tripping Hazard and a
• 1:21:08
  fire hazard. It makes me so angry.
• 1:21:10
  I'm gonna kill this man, shit. Kate, your head would fall off
• 1:21:16
  if it wasn't screwed to your neck.
• 1:21:18
  And if I had a knife to it, notice how she doesn't get any
• 1:21:24
  notes. Any Valentine's Day cards, she
• 1:21:27
  gets a lollipop from him. Yeah, I guess.
• 1:21:30
  Yeah. But whatever.
• 1:21:33
  Well, it's convenient to because she's now pulling up from a cat
• 1:21:36
  outside her apartment, and Adams outside acting like he can't get
• 1:21:39
  in. Yeah, and he's like, oh, I got
• 1:21:41
  you a lollipop. Yeah.
• 1:21:43
  And like, that's what you stopped your Ford to drop off a
• 1:21:46
  lollipop. No, he also wanted to invite
• 1:21:50
  himself to Dorothy's party. Oh, that's true.
• 1:21:52
  He's like, yeah. Aren't you gonna like go by
• 1:21:54
  yourself? It's Valentine's Day.
• 1:21:55
  Valentine's party, losers. So losing track of where I am.
• 1:22:06
  Okay, well Vaughan call is they've picked up Jason
• 1:22:10
  Marquette and that's that, like, that guy might not be an issue
• 1:22:15
  anymore. Yeah, so back at Dorothy's, she
• 1:22:18
  gives Campbell a nice watch and they have really unfulfilling
• 1:22:22
  sex. I don't even think of such
• 1:22:25
  unfulfilling sex since Judith, Myers got Totally fucked by not
• 1:22:31
  getting fucked right before being okay.
• 1:22:32
  Well, which is better. Because in this case I think
• 1:22:34
  what happened is like he didn't do it.
• 1:22:37
  Like he couldn't do the acts and that's why they're both laying
• 1:22:42
  in bed. Like just kind of like welp.
• 1:22:45
  I guess it's not happening. I'm gonna go shower.
• 1:22:47
  Instead she tries to start it back up right after Judith's
• 1:22:50
  boyfriend, who like, I think it was just a very early ejaculate.
• 1:22:56
  Oh, you think so? Yeah, like that watch man.
• 1:22:58
  Like Judith was 16 and didn't know any better, she should be
• 1:23:04
  disappointed, but Dorothy is a grown woman with some
• 1:23:08
  self-respect and well, with the way and I'm not saying that she
• 1:23:12
  should be grateful, but I'm just saying, like, the way that
• 1:23:14
  Dorothy has been acting like I feel like any type of sex would
• 1:23:17
  be like a win for her because she can just go back to her
• 1:23:19
  friends back. I fucked him.
• 1:23:22
  And that's it. She can just, like claim that
• 1:23:24
  Victory. They won't, she doesn't have to,
• 1:23:25
  like, go into detail and be like, well, Kind of like came
• 1:23:29
  really fast, you know, I know that they're very disappointed.
• 1:23:34
  So she goes to shower and then he liked resin surprises her.
• 1:23:39
  Like now it's my turn and I'm like, what?
• 1:23:46
  About to happen and out of all of the possibilities somehow,
• 1:23:50
  this one's the worst because this is the most egregious piece
• 1:23:53
  of jewelry I've ever seen in my life up to, and, including
• 1:23:58
  Bella's engagement ring back to 12.
• 1:24:02
  What is it again? It's like a little Cupid, right?
• 1:24:05
  Yeah, it's a gold Cupid. That's not guy, like it's a blob
• 1:24:09
  Applause, like a blob, like it's a Rorschach Harvest lowest share
• 1:24:13
  of babies. Blobs most babies.
• 1:24:16
  He's our blog, exactly. This is, it seems accurate,
• 1:24:21
  okay? So but then he has to go
• 1:24:24
  downstairs and steal her dad's money.
• 1:24:26
  Yeah. Because what you props to
• 1:24:29
  whoever is talking to him on the phone because they're asking a
• 1:24:31
  hella security questions and he's getting pissed off.
• 1:24:34
  See her dad's money, it's his dad's money, right?
• 1:24:38
  Know how did he have all of the information stole it from her
• 1:24:42
  dad's study which is what their concern is.
• 1:24:46
  Was this man living in her house that she barely knows?
• 1:24:49
  I thought he was trying to steal from his own family.
• 1:24:51
  No. Okay, okay, wow.
• 1:24:53
  This guy fucking sucks. Yeah.
• 1:24:55
  He's they're not really letting them in and then she radios him
• 1:25:00
  because she knows that he's in the pool for whatever reason,
• 1:25:02
  like, hey, the hot water heater went out.
• 1:25:04
  Can you go down there and restart it?
• 1:25:06
  And he goes down there and lots of flame to do it.
• 1:25:10
  So put out by it but like fucking part of the stuff now to
• 1:25:14
  free room and board. Yeah.
• 1:25:16
  On the fuck down and like, a shit ton of money.
• 1:25:18
  Potentially, if you actually still all this money from him,
• 1:25:22
  we have the audacity to be that angry while you're in the middle
• 1:25:25
  of trying to empty out, her father's bank account.
• 1:25:28
  Just fucking sucks. So he goes down there to do that
• 1:25:32
  and then the Killer is there and he gets he exists.
• 1:25:37
  So the party is bumping. Dorothy is sad because she
• 1:25:41
  assumed. She was dumped Kate repeatedly
• 1:25:45
  from Now until the end of the movie refers to her as Dorothy,
• 1:25:49
  Dorothy it. One of the most upsetting
• 1:25:51
  nicknames I've ever heard like this feels.
• 1:25:54
  Hi taizo hiding underneath the table.
• 1:25:58
  It feels like it was written by somebody.
• 1:25:59
  Who was like, we need to have a nickname in this situation.
• 1:26:03
  Yeah, like show how close of friends, you guys are the worst.
• 1:26:11
  Yeah, she's just sulking over there and Adam shows up and kind
• 1:26:17
  of it's almost kind of rubbing it in because, you know, he's a
• 1:26:20
  good boyfriend. He showed up and Kate's got a
• 1:26:22
  boyfriend now it's they're back together.
• 1:26:25
  Yeah. Brian from speed dating shows up
• 1:26:28
  as Pages day and he's like, I got a surprise for you upstairs.
• 1:26:32
  So they go upstairs and he just pulls his pants down and she
• 1:26:36
  goes here, surprises, your penis.
• 1:26:38
  Yeah. That's like the most Actually
• 1:26:41
  think like yeah, you're so you're surprised to was to show
• 1:26:44
  me your penis and just kind of like smile at it and just kind
• 1:26:47
  of like, no it's not. No I said it's warranted.
• 1:26:52
  I get it because like is just like this was it?
• 1:26:54
  Like you just come up here and just show me your penis.
• 1:26:56
  Is very, even though the episode of The Office.
• 1:27:00
  I don't know if it's season one or two, but were Pam is upset
• 1:27:05
  because Roy didn't get her anything for Valentine's Day is
• 1:27:07
  like but we're going to go home. I'm gonna give you the best sexy
• 1:27:13
  here like it's very that. Yeah, no, definitely.
• 1:27:18
  Accept this guy said this guy refers to it as waxing.
• 1:27:20
  It's not even like it's not even like a thing that they can both
• 1:27:23
  enjoy is just like yeah, honey. Wax it like you just like it
• 1:27:27
  ain't gonna suck itself baby so he just like wants to get off
• 1:27:30
  and I'm like fuck her. No actually fucker though.
• 1:27:32
  He's yeah, whatever, you're off your own, but I like her method
• 1:27:38
  of doing this. So she's like, okay, fine.
• 1:27:39
  We'll do this. And then she makes him take off
• 1:27:41
  his shirt, he's naked on the bed, she's got him tied up and
• 1:27:44
  then she's like you still want me to wax it and then he's like,
• 1:27:47
  yeah, so she grabs a candle and Poor's wax all over his wiener
• 1:27:52
  that shit that's her Ruthie has crashed the party.
• 1:27:58
  She tells door that the necklace is hers page and Kate Bouncer
• 1:28:04
  from the party, but not very good because Ruthie's back
• 1:28:07
  within like five minutes. This is the moment where To be
• 1:28:10
  was like, this is a rated R movie by the way.
• 1:28:13
  Yeah, guys. Like I just flashed in the top
• 1:28:14
  corners. Like rated are like, yeah, yeah,
• 1:28:17
  you need to know that it's rated R.
• 1:28:19
  When women who accuse your current boyfriend of being their
• 1:28:22
  ex-boyfriend, that stole from them, that's that's rated R
• 1:28:25
  content. That was like, not for children
• 1:28:27
  was to be be like a woman's, right?
• 1:28:29
  And, yeah, it was like, women. Am I right?
• 1:28:31
  You're a beer? Expect.
• 1:28:32
  Yeah. You know what the six-pack that
• 1:28:36
  to be gave us for? This was like, it didn't know
• 1:28:38
  ads. Yeah, good luck one.
• 1:28:40
  Egg kept saying, like ad break and 32 Peg is another beer, bro.
• 1:28:49
  So max shows up and he's asking where Lily is and they're all
• 1:28:53
  like a lily landed and l.a. two days ago to goes Lily, never
• 1:28:58
  showed up. Yeah, he called the office, she
• 1:29:01
  never arrived. The killer catches Ruth.
• 1:29:05
  Distilling upstairs, Ruthie, Ruthie Ruthie.
• 1:29:08
  So, in from Campbell, so camel is getting stolen back and I
• 1:29:13
  don't even necessarily know she's stealing.
• 1:29:15
  If she's just trying to scare you treat.
• 1:29:16
  Yeah, she just wants her shit back.
• 1:29:19
  It's fair because like, Campbell fucked her over hard to.
• 1:29:22
  Yeah. And she sees the cheer of who's
• 1:29:25
  got Millie his body, they fight, and then she ends up running she
• 1:29:30
  hides and like a sauna for a minute.
• 1:29:33
  Yeah, fire scam. Body a body.
• 1:29:37
  Then she leaves that spot and she ends up getting attacked in,
• 1:29:40
  like this glass shower. And she falls into a Shard of
• 1:29:44
  glass. This is my favorite cool cuz it
• 1:29:46
  just like the shards from the glass where it broke.
• 1:29:49
  Just like, takes her neck. Just shoves her right into it.
• 1:29:53
  It's brutal. Your this is when it should be
• 1:29:55
  rated R. Yeah, right here, the detective
• 1:29:58
  calls and says that Jason was released and they let him know
• 1:30:04
  that Lily. He wasn't in La so he was like,
• 1:30:06
  I'm on my way. Don't worry.
• 1:30:09
  Just wants to go over there party web page.
• 1:30:11
  Yeah. He's like page go ahead have a
• 1:30:13
  couple drinks. Calm your nerves.
• 1:30:15
  Yeah, I'm saying, oh, Paige in the meantime.
• 1:30:19
  She she's relaxed. It's been a rough day.
• 1:30:22
  Also, K has caught Adam drinking at the party now and she storms
• 1:30:26
  off on him just like, all right. Cool.
• 1:30:29
  Yeah, cool. So while she's in the hot tub,
• 1:30:33
  she hears sounds and Surround and she's like, listen, if
• 1:30:37
  you're being dumb, I'm not here for it.
• 1:30:38
  I'm trying to relax in the hot tub.
• 1:30:40
  Yes. Like somebody like left a rose
• 1:30:43
  next to her champagne, which is creepy.
• 1:30:45
  Yeah, she's like, listen, I was relaxed enough with just the
• 1:30:48
  champagne and the hot tub. Don't need the rose.
• 1:30:50
  It's fine. I am Denise Richards.
• 1:30:52
  I'm fucking hot. Let me be but he doesn't let her
• 1:30:57
  be. He locks her into the hot tub
• 1:31:00
  and like keeps going at her with an industrial drill because he
• 1:31:05
  is also a fan of Slumber Party Massacre.
• 1:31:07
  I feel like the person that like they, they like took inspiration
• 1:31:10
  from all the past slashers. Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:31:14
  And then when he gets bored with that, just like breaks the hot
• 1:31:17
  tub cover and tosses doing so it cuts the power for the entire
• 1:31:28
  house. So the party evacuates and then
• 1:31:31
  there's a line that you caught were Kate was saying something
• 1:31:36
  about Adam, she's like, well, he's no angel and you went ha
• 1:31:40
  ha. Yeah, I'm so enjoying it.
• 1:31:43
  That's got to be insensitive Dorothy and Kate fight about
• 1:31:47
  their boyfriends and Doris has like, all of this resentment
• 1:31:51
  about being the fat friend. I love that you're calling your
• 1:31:54
  door, that was too. Yeah.
• 1:31:56
  I feel like I need to force it as much as the movie for said.
• 1:31:59
  Yeah. So Kate finds she tries calling
• 1:32:06
  Von keep fines. Something.
• 1:32:12
  So, do the, I owe you. Talia, it's okay.
• 1:32:18
  Don't listen to that dog. I don't know which one of those
• 1:32:20
  is probably L. You don't have to worry about
• 1:32:21
  it. It's always a lie.
• 1:32:23
  Talia stop. It's okay.
• 1:32:26
  See, Kate finds the i.o.u. She had written for Adam before
• 1:32:32
  I guess like that Wally Papp was so good.
• 1:32:34
  Yeah, I owe you TLC. Yeah.
• 1:32:37
  Hello. My name is Jeremy.
• 1:32:40
  I'm 19. I never learned how to fucking
• 1:32:42
  read. Not Jeremy, I got the movie.
• 1:32:47
  Fuck. Fuck me up.
• 1:32:48
  What I lost my Vine reference. So it's Vaughn said IOU and yes
• 1:32:53
  cell phone. Yeah.
• 1:32:54
  Yeah. So that's that's not good.
• 1:32:57
  So she goes inside the house is cleared out of the party's over
• 1:33:03
  Adam kind of comes in and he's like cornering her while.
• 1:33:06
  She's trying to look for Dorothy and he is really aggressive and
• 1:33:11
  scary and she needs him in the ball was really say that he's
• 1:33:14
  being aggressive. Like if you I was trying to pay
• 1:33:17
  attention To the scene, like from the context of like, what
• 1:33:20
  if he wasn't the Killer? And he's just like, I'm sorry.
• 1:33:23
  Like I just I'm sorry that I fucked up and he's just like,
• 1:33:27
  can you dance with me and he's like, trying to make a moment
• 1:33:29
  out of it and they're like, dancing.
• 1:33:31
  She's freaked out because she thinks that he's the killer
• 1:33:33
  here. No, it would be upsetting even
• 1:33:36
  if he wasn't the killer because he is not respecting her
• 1:33:39
  boundaries. He is not listening to her very
• 1:33:41
  clear verbal. No and her body language is
• 1:33:44
  saying no I can't. Yeah and she's like yeah.
• 1:33:47
  She's Trying to get away from him, she's very uncomfortable.
• 1:33:49
  And she told him before that she didn't want to.
• 1:33:51
  Like she don't want to deal with this.
• 1:33:53
  Okay, just like, I'm not, this is not it right now, okay.
• 1:33:57
  That's okay. I'm not trying to say like,
• 1:33:59
  she's like, unless you say, no, like, that's than that's like,
• 1:34:03
  yeah. But I mean, she's made it very
• 1:34:05
  clear. Yeah.
• 1:34:06
  Okay. Okay.
• 1:34:06
  That's fair. Yeah, so she needs him in the
• 1:34:10
  crotch and she finds Dorothy's room destroyed.
• 1:34:13
  Adam has caught up to her because he's got balls of steel.
• 1:34:19
  Yeah, you don't recover from this set.
• 1:34:22
  I think maybe it was like the height difference.
• 1:34:24
  She like lost some moments and so she runs she finds Pages body
• 1:34:32
  and then she finds Ruthie's body and then she finds a gun, she
• 1:34:36
  gets attacked, but cheer up and they end up like falling down
• 1:34:40
  the stairs. There's a bit of a fight, Adam
• 1:34:43
  shoots the cheer up and then they removed the mask and it's
• 1:34:47
  George Izzy. Oh man.
• 1:34:51
  So they're waiting for the cops Kate's dad, she's confused all
• 1:34:55
  of her friends in the world are gone.
• 1:34:57
  And then her boyfriends nosebleeds on to her, which is
• 1:35:02
  both gross. And also it's important to know
• 1:35:05
  that the Killer's nose blood every single time he killed much
• 1:35:09
  like Jeremy, Melton snows blood when he was attacked.
• 1:35:12
  It's weird that she doesn't wake up from this and it's weird that
• 1:35:15
  he didn't bother to like wipe his nose.
• 1:35:18
  Yeah, he's just like I'm gonna let that shit trip to remember
• 1:35:20
  that reaction. I had when I thought there was a
• 1:35:22
  spider falling on me in my sleep and that's it movie.
• 1:35:28
  Yeah. All right.
• 1:35:32
  I'm keeping my scores. It is keeping it.
• 1:35:35
  I really do like it. I do think it would be a little
• 1:35:39
  bit stronger if we just had a little bit more of that female
• 1:35:43
  friendships element there. Yeah, okay.
• 1:35:49
  You know what? Yeah, I think I'm gonna always
• 1:35:51
  been to 7.75 because I do think that the the whodunits element
• 1:35:56
  of this is actually pretty decent, aside from Jason's
• 1:36:00
  involvement. I think that that's really weak,
• 1:36:02
  but I feel like it's kind of believable.
• 1:36:06
  They could be Dorothy where he could be Adam this entire time.
• 1:36:10
  But like, yeah, I wish they'd had like a couple more red
• 1:36:15
  herrings A Little Bit. Stronger better red hair.
• 1:36:18
  Instead of just those three like yeah, you could have added like
• 1:36:22
  a make Max's last night like making Max Jones or something.
• 1:36:26
  So that's. Yeah, like it's back.
• 1:36:27
  Yeah, I do something like that. So yeah.
• 1:36:31
  It's my fucking art project. I'm killing your Valentine's
• 1:36:34
  Day. Haha.
• 1:36:35
  Yeah, exactly. He does show the artists.
• 1:36:37
  Yeah, she art project right there.
• 1:36:39
  Okay. All right.
• 1:36:40
  So Talia, Talia, she's in here right now.
• 1:36:43
  Tell us how you felt. Yeah, Taya.
• 1:36:45
  Do you want to do when I give a first-hand account?
• 1:36:47
  Aunt. He's looking at me, kind of
• 1:36:53
  spooked or both of her ears. Are raised up high right now.
• 1:36:56
  She did not like the face of that.
• 1:36:58
  Yeah, that mess. Yeah.
• 1:36:59
  Well, during the movie, she started off sleepy.
• 1:37:08
  I don't know what this word is. Oh, enjoy.
• 1:37:11
  Gentle neck rubs. Now, very your neck.
• 1:37:14
  Yeah, during PR death Odie are deaf.
• 1:37:19
  He's Richard stuff. Okay.
• 1:37:21
  That's right. That's that's when I was just
• 1:37:24
  she's got very itchy face right now because her hair is growing,
• 1:37:26
  guys, growing back. It's a lot.
• 1:37:28
  Yeah. So I have to trick us you'll cut
• 1:37:30
  herself up. Yeah, she's her skin is still
• 1:37:32
  very thin so she can scratch yourself up easily.
• 1:37:35
  So we've been scratching for her and then she laid back down
• 1:37:39
  after that but she had one ear perked up arrest the time.
• 1:37:42
  So I think this is a solid seven for Talia.
• 1:37:44
  Yeah she like this one. Yeah.
• 1:37:47
  Zoe. She watched the whole thing with
• 1:37:49
  us. Is she always has on my lap the
• 1:37:51
  whole time. She was like this is absolutely
• 1:37:53
  my shit, I think Talia also and probably so it's because she's
• 1:37:56
  probably be been in the bedroom with you during these times but
• 1:37:59
  she's like, oh, Angel like an angel scary movie.
• 1:38:02
  Cool. Yeah.
• 1:38:03
  This is good. Absolutely.
• 1:38:04
  Yeah. They're both very familiar with
• 1:38:07
  David Aurora Borealis. Yeah, like, I thought he was a
• 1:38:10
  good guy. Why is he killing people?
• 1:38:11
  Yeah, well, They've seen us back story.
• 1:38:16
  No, they know. He's not here.
• 1:38:17
  He's not a good boy. He's no angel exactly.
• 1:38:21
  He can be your angle or you. Double.
• 1:38:25
  Oh, there. There it is.
• 1:38:28
  There's a beer and going again. Fuck you.
• 1:38:35
  Let's see. How many references do we get in
• 1:38:37
  there? We got the angel reference.
• 1:38:39
  We got the devil from the worst of the tag lines here.
• 1:38:42
  Yeah, we got Aaron Aaron Dancin and some handsome Hansen is we,
• 1:38:48
  but then we got a lot going on with that.
• 1:38:52
  That's like, the best tagline. Yeah, that's been amazing.
• 1:38:55
  Yes, I like that. Especially because the stakes
• 1:38:59
  are so low, with how many taglines, the movie officially
• 1:39:01
  had. It's just perfect.
• 1:39:04
  That's good. I wish it.
• 1:39:05
  This is on the poster. Okay.
• 1:39:09
  Okay. We did you relate to, I Man, who
• 1:39:13
  did I really too? That's a tough one.
• 1:39:23
  God, like, I don't know if I related to many people with
• 1:39:26
  this, like, The closest, I would think would be okay with the
• 1:39:32
  whole like having to make a bad decision with your hair with the
• 1:39:37
  water being off type thing. But like, I don't relate to that
• 1:39:41
  because I wouldn't swirly myself.
• 1:39:44
  Mmm, go to you first. Let me think on this for a
• 1:39:48
  second. Okay, I think that out of all of
• 1:39:52
  them, I probably related the most to And this is a tricky one
• 1:40:08
  because everybody sucks. I'm gonna say, Chad, that's the
• 1:40:12
  the body that Shelley was practicing for her final year
• 1:40:18
  because Chad clearly didn't want to get cut up.
• 1:40:22
  I think he was in cahoots with David bones.
• 1:40:26
  Not Bonds. Oh, you think so?
• 1:40:27
  Yeah after death. Yeah.
• 1:40:29
  Okay. Like they had a pact, he killed
• 1:40:31
  him for that. Yeah.
• 1:40:33
  It's like I will donate my body only if she does.
• 1:40:36
  The autopsy. Like I'm not donating my body to
• 1:40:39
  science. I'm donating my body to Revenge.
• 1:40:41
  Yeah. Okay I'll early it to Max
• 1:40:46
  because sometimes I do shitty art.
• 1:40:52
  I sometimes I do shitty. All right, let's be real, man.
• 1:40:57
  Okay. All right, I got a Critic
• 1:40:59
  review. Hey, wow.
• 1:41:01
  We have had one of those in a while.
• 1:41:02
  Yep. And I'm going to name and shame.
• 1:41:05
  Oh yeah, Ben Falk of BBC. Gave the film two out of five
• 1:41:08
  stars, would you have to say, let's face it?
• 1:41:11
  We all know what's going to happen and director, blanks of
• 1:41:13
  urban legend, offers up few surprises.
• 1:41:16
  There's the host of red herrings of which none really bite,
• 1:41:18
  creative deaths, girls running around screaming, and then Being
• 1:41:21
  incredibly thick, but a distinct lack of gratuitous nudity, which
• 1:41:25
  would have at least brightened up the lane, okay?
• 1:41:26
  This isn't shouldn't false a movie for that.
• 1:41:29
  Yeah. And again, the message of the
• 1:41:32
  movie bleeding into real life, that men feel that they are
• 1:41:36
  fucking oats. And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:41:44
  yeah, name and shame that guy for sure.
• 1:41:48
  Okay, well, I've got some listener reviews.
• 1:41:50
  Okay. Sure, some people.
• 1:41:52
  All right, first off, we have Michael Lee Howard.
• 1:41:55
  He says, Valentine is just some plain simple fun.
• 1:41:58
  The cast makes the slasher /oo donut, a fun ride.
• 1:42:01
  There's nothing revolutionary or new, but still a great sit down
• 1:42:05
  show with wine and kind of film 7 out of 10.
• 1:42:08
  All right. Well I agree.
• 1:42:09
  Yeah. That was our our ending average
• 1:42:12
  was 7.25. So that's always been our
• 1:42:14
  approach with this movie. Like it's just fun to have on.
• 1:42:17
  Like we're like we don't know what we want to watch this.
• 1:42:19
  Watch Valentine and get some Thanks, here's the thing.
• 1:42:22
  That guy, that, and that review of the critic review, I read.
• 1:42:25
  Yeah, I could understand his points about like the red
• 1:42:29
  herrings and yeah, all points that we had.
• 1:42:31
  Except he kind of shoots himself in the foot by being mad.
• 1:42:34
  No, no titties for my peepee. It's like the fucking guys like
• 1:42:38
  Wax it? Yeah, come on honey.
• 1:42:41
  Yeah. Am I right.
• 1:42:43
  Hey, Tom pass me a beer. God how many those guys have?
• 1:42:46
  We had he lost all credibility with that last little bit right
• 1:42:50
  there. Yeah.
• 1:42:51
  Yeah, okay and we've got one more of you on Twitter, we have
• 1:42:55
  Tyler. He says this movie is a lot of
• 1:42:58
  fun. I just watched it for the first
• 1:43:00
  time last year, and it's got some fun kills.
• 1:43:02
  Also, Denise Richards is absolutely iconic here.
• 1:43:05
  She may have one of the killers and horror that made me the most
• 1:43:08
  uncomfortable. Yes, you guys can relate on the
• 1:43:12
  recent viewing of this to. Yes, absolutely, Tyler.
• 1:43:16
  Relate to you a ton. Why did the vehicle of really,
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  for in a few months. Why is that?
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  Because we've talked about screen for girl, shit.
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  Oh, yeah. All right, all about some curvy
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  and all about some Emma Roberts. I'm loving that.
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  Oh, yeah, it's gonna be a good time.
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  Okay, cool. Okay.
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  All right, that's, that's it for this week.
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  Yes, it is like I said this Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
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  We will have our to be or not to be is Travis's fix.
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  Ya, don't know what happened? I don't know.
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  I usually Pick those day off. So yeah, we normally do because
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  we kind of we the whole point of is just like Wing a like you
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  movie that you can see one that sounds interesting.
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  Yeah. But our official episode next
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  week. We'll be Frozen patreon episode.
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  That's what you all voted for. Yeah.
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  episode. Yeah.
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  So we had people vote for that one and listen, if you haven't
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  seen it, it's Tell you turned on the Rumba.
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  Oh yeah. She's like you guys.
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  Never let it go in here. It's freaking out over here.
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  So this is the 2010 Frozen. Yeah, not animated at all.
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  It's I'm so excited to talk about it.
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  It's funny girls. Like us talked about it, not too
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  long ago on their show. I want to say was like three
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  weeks ago, maybe really got. Yeah, they got into a whole take
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  because they were About one of them, had gone skiing.
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  And they were talking about ski lifts and they got onto a
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  tangent about this movie. This is one of those movies that
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  you suggested I was like, nobody's going to fucking know
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  what this movie is. And then like, when we posted
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  the schedule, everybody's like, oh my God.
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  Frozen, I'm like, how the fuck did you guys know about this?
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  I've been wanting to do. I wanted to do this last year,
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  but like I couldn't make it fit in and I refuse to do it any
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  later than February because it needs to be the winter movies.
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  Yeah. Okay.
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  There, right now, there's a lot of options to watch this.
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  So if you haven't, I watched it, please watch it.
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  If you have watched it, please watching it and because it's a
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  So all kinds of options. Yeah, excuses.
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  So many ways to watch it. Please watch it.
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  Something you do lunch break, but we need to talk.
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