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so I've lost my sleep phone sleep phone
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your your sleep phone my sleep phone is this like how you've got an Xbox in
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every room of your house you've also got a different phone for different rooms
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different times of the day is this is that the phone you're using your dreams
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no it's the phone I used to put myself to sleep are you talking about just so
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boring you call Jin the phone welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy is this because Hannah doesn't let
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you have a a phone or any device with a light on it in bedroom yeah yeah I'm not
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allowed to have a television or anything and I always used to sleep fall asleep
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watching television right well I found a work around to it is now I listen to
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television MH I use my phone and I'll play television shows on that and I'll
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sleep fall asleep Le but I can't find it have you looked under your pillow yes
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looked down down behind the bed no that's where I'm going to look tomorrow
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yeah it's probably there tomorrow behind the bed yeah just call the search off
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for today go to sleep tonight without it and then tomorrow have a little like I
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just imagine Luke lifting up the pillow not there and then just looking towards
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the the back of the bed and then being like not today not today it's tomorrow
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Luke's problem yeah it could be inside you if it's uh
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it's night time it creep inside the sheets there and you know so you might
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want to check there as well I might have to what kind of phone do you use as your
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bed phone and is why is it a different
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phone well because I want I've got a new pixel to and I want that just to be a
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phone I use and the battery will last longer if I don't use it 24 hours a
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day okay I've got my my old LG G5 is my sleep phone now is that true I thought
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you using like leaving them on the charger is bad for them you supposed to
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be cycling them yeah but that's why I would sleep with it plugged into the
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charger oh okay I don't really have any further questions you're H I was at the
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cinema today and there were several ads for uh for mobile phones and is it just
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me or does does every time a new iPhone comes out everyone else scrambles to
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just do either what the iPhone is now doing or one better than the iPhone you
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know the iPhone's got that full screen now with no little home button well
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there's some other phone that's now going no [ __ ] home button it's like
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yeah dead [ __ ] iPhone's done that and then you know how iPhone now have two
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lenses on the camera now there's one with three lenses um I iPhone are
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normally actually a few steps behind yeah but that's what I mean like they
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don't necessarily do things first they just do it better and more publicly and
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then everyone else has to just scramble to to everyone I'm going to say they do
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it more publicly I don't necessarily think they do it better do you don't even have an
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iPhone no cuz they're terrible even if he did he probably wouldn't use it
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because when Luke reviews a product he just reviews it on the surface you know
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I'm not putting my dick in that thing look I've stopped asking you to put your
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dick in it I just want anything to go in finger it for God's
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sake no you want at least finger it for me all right hold on if you got it is it
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there with you now is kamora there with you it's there with me now kamora's
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right here with me all right now for listeners who are new kamora is a
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flashlight no new listeners Bas based on
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Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy that
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Lucas purchased exactly on Zoe sardina's vagina sardinas right what how do you
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say I don't know how you [ __ ] say I think it's Sana but I mean Dina is probably
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fine less less of a liable if I've said the wrong name too that's right there
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you go what you're fingering it right now check your
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Snapchat oh okay yeah listeners check your Snapchat all right everyone we're
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checking our Snapchat got a bunch of Snapchats oh you sent it to the so
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Dave's involved don't call it that that's probably that's probably the one to send it
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to don't don't call that oh I must admit I'm enjoying
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watching this not very snug though is
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it that's just the my finger yeah but even when your finger a vagina it still
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like collapses around you he had to get the uh the large one why is this looping
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Snapchats don't normally Loop this is just continuous yeah there's a setting
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you can switch them to loop I didn't know that was a thing but well you've
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done it and it's mag yeah Le away you watch as many times as you like why
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can't I call it that so much I love about this oh you can call it that but
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just let's not call it that on the podcast oh Fair Point yeah that's all we
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lost all our Indian listeners last week Matt we don't want to lose all our I
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know listeners this week we lost both of the Indian listeners we'll lose them
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when time finally catches up with them I know I had to tell Sanji he couldn't be
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on the show anymore he was devastated man Luke I said Luke doesn't your name
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mate sorry yeah that's right in the same episode we announced
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that we were standing by Jeffrey Jones but they were absolutely outing San
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McCurry so we have some followup about Stanley which again be
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careful we've got a lot of stanle news do we have a Stanley news
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jingle I don't think we do okay I think we I think it should be staggerly by
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Nick Cave but with stand well he wheeled through the con and was pushed with a th
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lock walked a man with a stolen bucket of his blood
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[Music]
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stle he said use your blood and S this [ __ ] comic Stan St said it's elder
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abuse I created Spiderman [Music]
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stany Stan said well youngsters it's plain to see you're taking advantage of
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the legend standy Mr
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[Music] standy that's my new
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favorite no no pressure um well you look you've done a Nick Cave one before and
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uh yeah I must say I'm a fan I'm a fan I'm a fan of Nick Cave and I'm also a
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fan of you and personating Nick Cave so double whammy
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wonderful I'm never heard you use the word wonderful before in any context no
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it's good I like it just unexpected so young Stanley we've talked
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about before he's had some had some issues lately and it seems they just
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continuing um he has had his Facebook
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account uh stolen hijacked now I have to I have to ask is what's been happening
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on his Facebook I don't know I didn't I didn't see it uh it has been corrected
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now like I mean he's got it back uh but someone hijacked it and was
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impersonating him so I don't know if they were impersonating pardon me if
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they were impersonating him in a convincing Manner and or maybe he just
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doesn't remember certain posts and so he thought I think I think maybe he's just
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I mean this man's getting pretty old you know he's
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95 uh maybe he just made a Facebook for his real name Stanley Liber and he's
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just uh he's just confused now why there's why there's go out on a limb and
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say he's not actually posting on Twitter or Facebook and it's someone doing it
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for him yeah well because he well that's probably why he thinks it was
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hacked he posted on Twitter and said help someone hijacked my Facebook and
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Instagram I want everyone to know whoever's writing them is a fraud and is
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impersonating me how can I get them back can you guys help and then later on the
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same day like 4 hours later he said from now on I will depend on you my dear fans
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to protect and defend me I love you guys and I'm so happy to have control of my
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Twitter account back but he never lost
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on the first time yeah and and also how did the people on Twitter what's a
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Facebook how did the people on Twitter help him get his Facebook back I don't I
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just don't understand and then he posted a video that was it's just a video of
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him saying hi thanks I learned how to read replies on Twitter and it's fun
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like I'm going to keep doing it I just don't understand what's going on with
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Stanley can we just wheel him into a corner now just put a little blanket over
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him I thought you said will him like wish hard enough he'll just go away
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everyone just wishes him into a corner yeah um so my dad is is not as
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old as Stanley but he's you know he's a he's a gentleman in the in the second
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half of his life shall we say sure and he in the last month or so has gotten
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himself a Facebook account right um couple of things have kind out of this
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number one all of that [ __ ] that we've talked about before about Shadow
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profiles it [ __ ] exists because my dad joins Facebook and suddenly he's got
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this whole you can scroll back you can scroll back at anytime he's been
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mentioned before that's all now on his page photos he's been in automatically
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there that's terrify that makes easy for it it certainly does and and he needs
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that because the opposite of most internet people know oh that's nice yeah
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you know what just read all our data and just [ __ ] give everybody access to it
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so that our lives can be tailored around the Mark if Mark Zuckerberg ever heard
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this show and then he heard Luke's reaction he'd be like see [ __ ] man at
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least somebody gets it that's what the every man on the street wants yeah like
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Luke alerson you are the voice of the people but the other thing is that my
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dad takes Facebook way too seriously now um he posted a picture so my my sister
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and her daughters went up to visit him today and he posted a picture of them
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all together and liked it right so he instant messaged her with this long
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email about hi I noticed you put a thumbs up on my picture etc etc oh God
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okay yeah well I hate Facebook but Stan I feel you I can't wait to get rid of
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Facebook I want to get rid of it now I so want don't use it get rid of it you
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don't use it I'm waiting to get my invite to our school reunion yeah
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yeah I think everyone's just assuming somebody else is going to do that invite
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I thought you were going to say you waiting for ver to take off yeah or you're invite to
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Vero yeah ver has gone nowhere guys delet me against my better judgment well
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[ __ ] it I'm not deleting it now deleting it right [ __ ] now only downloaded
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because of you I only started a profile because of you and now I feel you you've
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bailed on it I thought it was going to take off and then it's just gone nowhere
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well it usually has his finger on the pulse of these things oh I do not I
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still think go plus is going to make a comeback [ __ ] Google Plus Google
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Minus zing and that's my
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review that's uh well that's our followup for this week Stan Lee is old
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still turns out yeah he's still old how old do we re he'll get he's not he's G
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not going to he's not going to make it to the big triple digits is he no he's
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talking I've got him in the next year to two years sorry you got him
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yeah like he's he's Consulting at some kind of list that he's got there put him
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down for uh are you de Luke oh that would explain a
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lot my thinks Luke's already dead so there's that that's true
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yeah that's a great story well hello do you think he's going to last oh not very
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long I just I just don't you're just a little bit more specific than the
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of like he probably won't make it to 100 and you go I've got him down for 2
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years it's just so specific consult my notes I really do
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wish they would just stop willing him out into conventions and stuff just let
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him enjoy his life at home maybe he's enjoying it maybe he likes doing all
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that he must he doesn't need to do it does he he's got money you would think I I
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don't know well I mean it depends you listen to Stanley every other week
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he's been robbed and if you listen to Alternative week he hasn't been robbed
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and and somebody's lying about him being robbed now now they're taking over his
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Facebook or Twitter we don't know which yeah yeah it does seem like a lot
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of drama but then that's his life is he he's like a celebrity celebity lives are
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[ __ ] weird like I guess you can't really even consider them like I mean
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Stan really wanted to be famous you know what I mean I mean I mean he elbowed a
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lot of really talented hardworking people out of his way so that his name
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is the only one up there you know what I mean yeah but like you know when
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celebrities have issues like and then it goes on social media it's not the same
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as if if someone else does like I think their drama can get Point way out of
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prop way out of proportion can I just say if I ever wanted to be famous in the
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past I no longer want to be like I
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wouldn't want to be famous in this world I would be I want to be famous I'd be
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the [ __ ] worst I would be the worst celebrity famous in the 80s that's fine
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people just like bring me cocaine and I live in Trump Tower but famous now no
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way no way because I would be come you can I'd be like the guy come up to the
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onto the street and ask me for a photo I'll give you a hug and take the photo
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now we've talked about this before I've said I I would be the person who gets
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is's in the [ __ ] news all time for yelling at fans cuz I'd be like just
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[ __ ] leave me alone you want to hear something funny Matt so I'm talking I'm
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talking to a friend of mine uh who's over here I don't know whether I should
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say the name or not so I won't but I'll tell you off there but um sure uh he
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didn't know that I was part of this podcast right and he himself has started
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up a podcast this is all very vague sorry listeners anyway I said oh yeah I
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do a podcast too he said what's your podcast I said multiple nerdgasm he he
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goes oh [ __ ] I know multiple gasm that's oh I know who it is I know who it is
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that's Matt ham yeah I said yeah it is Matt ham how do you know that and he's
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like oh I just know Matt from the comedy circuit I'm like [ __ ] okay all right
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Matt's famous now well no I know he talking about I I'm pretty sure I know
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and then sorry list this is getting even worse now cuz I'm like I know you mean
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Dan yeah yeah I don't even know what's happening now well that's all right Luke he didn't
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he didn't name check you he just [ __ ] name checked Matt he didn't even know I
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was on podcast yeah yeah we did we did before we left the [ __ ] country
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things were going quite well yeah yeah you know what speaking of
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leaving the country and obviously Luke left first CU he he moved to CRA before
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any of his house moved away and then you know that broke up the band so Luke's
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essentially the Yoko of uh of multiple
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nerdgasm because Luke moved to uh CRA
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and then Dave moved to [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't know where Dave lives now I'd just like
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to say no I was the one that started us doing this podcast well that may be true
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too but anyway then I moved to Singapore and and Matt you moved to America MH and
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there's some big movies coming up this year and you know there was just the
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Avengers there Deadpool was out this week Solo's out next week and we're
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going to talk about all these movies but it occurred to me remember what we used
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to do before we talk about movies on this podcast we'd go and see them
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together yeah that's right right wasn't that fun y remember when we went to the
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IMAX to see Batman about to say Batman Returns what's the second Batman movie called
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The Dark Knight Knight Rises wasn't it no The Dark Knight both we've seen both
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of them yeah ding ding banana banana ding-ding banana banana I've seen
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ding-ding banana banana live listeners if you don't know what ding-ding banana
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banana is go to our YouTube channel and watch the trailer for The Dark Knight
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Rises un uncut yeah
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uncircumcised we have uh well candidate for Geek of the week it's really it's up
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to Luke to uh to approve yeah that's right so for any new listeners geek of
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the week is a segment that we originally started just to to honor kind of good
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Geeks you know people that did really geeky stuff uh got them in the news uh
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but somehow it has just become Geeks who have died or people important to Geeks
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who have died yeah just or just people we like yeah anyone who's died um yeah
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but then beyond that it's evolved even more recently into um geek of the week
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being a celebrity who's died providing Luke thinks they're enough of a
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celebrity to and B we yes lot of bad
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person y well I have the final say man I don't know if this one's going to make
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it in or not you know so we'll see Matt do you want to let us know
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who's uh who's died of AIDS this week
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well sadly uh it's Margo ker who if you don't know that name which you may not
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uh you do know who it is uh it's the original lowest lane from the chistopher
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Reeves Superman movies not exactly the original that's probably 40 years after
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the original but let's let's say one of the older ones now fair enough but uh
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yeah she has she has died probably the most memorable yeah I think you
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think yeah fair enough well I tell you I definitely don't think of [ __ ] Amy
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Adams no no but yes she has died uh peacefully
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in her sleep which is nice peacefully in her suicide I don't think she committed
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suicide did she yeah she killed herself [ __ ] killed herself man are you sure
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yeah Matt did somebody just try to cushion the blow for you peacefully in
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her sleep Matt she's not dead she just went to live on a upate where she can
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run around and be free and Chase the rabbits I go kid a cause of
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death fine this will have some bearing onever I give her geek at a week fine
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apparently this article says unknown uh however she was fine so let's uh okay
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how can she be fine she's dead no no no she was fine like physically uh and then
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suddenly she was dead so yeah she was fine physically suffers deep
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mental trauma yes she was bipolar and depressed apparently all right fine so
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perhaps yes perhaps she did commit suicide does that what does that uh what
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does that do for your your decision here Luke yeah does that mean she's more
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likely or less likely to
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beable aable aable less likely less
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likely because Luke much like the good Lord sees suicide as a as a very grave
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sin yeah that's right he's like she'll be buried face down she will not be geek
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of the week that's right yeah I just don't feel I can reward someone you
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shall not enter [ __ ] Heaven reward someone cuz this is what she was hoping
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for she's like if I just if I can just be geek of the week that'll top off my
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career yeah she's like you know what the only reward that I've yet to have is to
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be honored as geek of the week and there's only one way to have that honor
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bestowed on the Australian and
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matam known from the comedy circuit yeah cuz yeah if if it wasn't for the
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suicide she probably would have gotten it you blew it Margo you blew it yeah
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wow this is not happening is that what you're telling me it's not happening no
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I can't allow it damn so I can't even play the
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jingle no no I'm sorry she will be
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missed and everything but well you miss it will you
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I want Luke to give the eulogy look I mean she'll be missing everything look
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I'm sorry guys but uh no she's going to help I just don't want to reward this
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kind of behavior we give it to her and then the next thing you know they're all
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dropping like flies yeah he's got us there Matt can I give her fish of the
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week just because that's a jingle that we have we don't use often we do have
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fish of the week there stand you're a fish of the week here we go
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fish that's not even the full jingle
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fish that's the fish that I recorded to go over the geek in the geek of the week
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jingle I think they listen yeah and then it just went off the
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week reminds me the time that I recorded the word vagina to go over uh dick news
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as Vagina news and accidentally left it playing on luk my office I noticed we've
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gone back to calling a dick news it's supposed to be genital news cuz we were
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trying to be inclusive but we've yeah that's true but let's be honest all the
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crazy [ __ ] out there about genitals it's all dicks ladies aren't doing weird
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stuff with their vaginas no if you nor you hear stories about some guy getting
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his dick out yeah you don't hear many stories about people getting their
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vagina out no sometimes but not as
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oftenly all right so m m k sorry you're
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uh you're not making it NOP no you got to be kidding me so Matt can I give you
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a little bit of uh
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see I uh I often wonder when I see these
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things um oh I mean just the video pisses me off like it's a bird whatever
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they saw it's a bird or something similar like just stop it it's not a dragon there's no
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dragon dragons AR real sorry guys we uh we did the Mothman Prophecies
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on uh on necronom and uh this this reminded me a lot of that where people
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like well it was too big to be uh to be a bird like well you [ __ ] eyes are
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playing tricks on your mate well maybe you were just out really close to it yeah exactly
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just stop it it's not a dragon but look if you want me to drive all the way to
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Iowa uh I'll do it yeah okay great yeah if you wouldn't mind all right all right
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all right I'll report back in time for next week yeah absolutely yep I'll report
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back bump in uh go say hi to Dave Capers he lives in Iowa oh yeah but don't walk
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onto his property he will shoot you that's true yeah I think Middle America
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got to got to watch out for that in general think just America don't you
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god-given right Midwest I think Iowa is considered Midwest which I don't know
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why because it's not really in the middle and it's definitely not on the
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west it's on the east yeah but the Midwest is not in the middle or the West
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it's I don't understand it I don't understand yeah I think America used to
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be a much smaller place when they named everything than it is now sure Texas was
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called Mexico for starters Texico that's where the oil
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company name comes from I bet you've
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just blown the lid on that
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yeah this coin this New Zealand Space Invaders coin is this real yeah yeah
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yeah this is New Zealand mint.com and uh they're
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minting a coin for the 40th anniversary of Space Invaders and I want it because
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yeah I kind of want itan you could easily get one of these Luke cuz it's just across the
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water in fact I'd say it's probably closer to CRA than Iowa is to Matt I
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think it is um it's actually not a bad deal I
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don't think it's $85 us mhm for a $1
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coin is it an $85 coin oh it's $2 um well how much does silver go for what's
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a $2 coin uh if you look at the the back of the
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coin so um presumably it's made out of 1 oun of silver like if coins because
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isn't the whole point of coins that their their value is may not be the case
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anymore but originally the value was the value of the the mineral right um I
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think you're thinking of Roman times and I don't think that's necessarily the
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case now no no I'm pretty sure that's not true no I think it is this
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would yeah and then that's why if you cut a coin in half it's worth half so if
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you would have cut this in half you've got a dollar that is also not true no
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what you talking about you can't spend you can't spend half a dollar literally
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half a dollar coin on something that cost 50 cents is Dan it's half a dollar
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50 cents is like three times the size of the dollar coin I think you will find
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that with this coin made of cheap look like a $2 coin it's but this $2 coin is made of
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silver yep $2 worth worth actual value
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yeah let's see I mean they are well they
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are I could if I was going shopping with it and I paid it gave it to someone they
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could only they could go I'm going to give you $2 worth of product for that
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he's right could possibly be worth more could it the metal in the coin couldn't
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possibly be worth more than the value of the coin or that would be ridiculous
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that would yeah that's bad business but it could be
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right newand is running a massive deficit no but here's the thing coins
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aren't minted by the government they're leased from the government right so if I
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they're private Enterprises if I was a business I'd make the dollar coin cost
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me about 10 cents to make I wouldn't make the dollar coin cost $1 or where am
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I getting my profit from coins stopped being what they were being made of
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expensive minerals a long time ago mine burst my bubble think this is me to be
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one of those collector things that's still worth money it's very cool it's
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like one of those hologram ones where when you move it it it moves that's
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[ __ ] cool man like I legitimately want one I I don't know that I want to
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pay $85 for one though no no cuz I just looked up how much um silver is yeah
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Silver's about $20 an ounce well how does how much does this coin weigh
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what's the point we're try oh okay okay well then it's almost value so don't
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spend it then yeah it's it's about $60 over Market value but then if you also
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throw in the fact it's an awesome coin did you say $70 or $17 85 no for the
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value of the silver about 20 about 20 okay I just okay I all kinds of misheard
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that well comes in an awesome case as well is the case shaped like a archade
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machine yes it is then I definitely want one yeah wonder if we could get multiple
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ner more oh that'd be cool Luke's been
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trying to get multiple ner gasm condoms printed for a long time I'll do that I
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will every time we talk about how to raise money that comes up mhm
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Microsoft even still a thing yes sorry I'm looking at condoms what's happening
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what what look up what do you listen to podcast on on a Microsoft
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now most people just go on to apps and then apps find them from there yep
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podcasts are on there are we and well I submitted I don't know where we are let me
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just stumbled upon it in uh in you know while searching iTunes or something so
32:40
perhaps what color condoms would we go with uh the multiorgasm brand blue the
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yeah I would I would assume blue I like green but okay blue you won't even [ __ ]
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a green pocket I was going to say he just wants a green dick to go with his green
32:56
vagina when we when we put the quotes back in the opening there's going to be
33:02
so many good ones to choose from I know you just want a green dick to go with
33:07
your green vagina so we've all been playing a game
33:12
together yeah we have we have I've actually been online with Dan yeah and
33:17
I've been on so it's almost like we've all played together but you were online
33:22
with me for seconds I we were you were like oh I'm going to bed and I made you
33:27
log on cuz you wouldn't I wasn't part of the clan in uh that's right okay we made
33:32
let you join and then left yes so we've been playing Conan Exiles and it's great
33:36
I'm really enjoying yeah man I told you guys how fun is this yeah it is it's fun
33:41
mining doing so much mining yeah I'm focusing on uh getting us some uh staff
33:47
for our compound yes yes I so I've got us uh I've got us a uh a carpenter I've
33:54
got us a uh a Tanner a Tanner um smelter uh and I don't know if you guys have
33:59
gone on in the last 24 hours but I've also got a dancer yeah I did see him
34:04
I've danced with him great I did see him yeah so um I was playing and I've got uh
34:09
obviously my girlfriend lives with me and we've got a friend staying from
34:12
Australia uh this week with us too uh and he uh and her were watching while I
34:18
was playing and wanted to know why uh I was dragging a black slave by the neck
34:25
with a robe um back through the jungle and then tying him to a wheel of pain
34:30
and I said that's because he is my slave and that wasn't a good enough
34:36
explanation for them yeah there's been more they need there's a bit of
34:40
controversy about that this week and I I when when I first it said you know one
34:45
of the one of the goals in the game was build the wheel of pain and I was like
34:49
oh I remember that wait wait what and then I I thought um it's like oh you
34:55
capture people and put them in there and then they work for you and I'm like oh
34:59
they're not calling it want think it uses the word SL they call them THS but
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uh that is what it is absolutely is interesting and if
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you're wondering uh if they're all
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people of color no yes mostly they are no we have we have one white slave
35:20
that's yeah that's that's that's just cuz you chose to uh you just picked him
35:25
out for some reason me look I I think that's just what was been the closest
35:29
true but H also asked um why our white slave was not chained up and fenced in
35:35
like our black slave was and I didn't have a good enough answer for her so
35:39
that just coincidental I was trying to build a stage for him it ended up
35:44
looking more like a cell it does look like a cell I when I logged on I was
35:47
like oh Dan what have you done I actually did jump into that cell
35:52
for about good good 10 minutes I just jumped around with him and I was dancing
35:56
with him now it is odd that it's not like I mean the the idea I think is that
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you've you put them in the wheel of pain and you break their will and then they
36:03
willingly work for you after that so it's a little what happened in Conan
36:08
yeah yeah so it's not I mean it literally is slavery so
36:13
it's not I'm not saying it's slavery let's not try to justify it no I'm just
36:17
saying it's not you don't like in the game you're a barbarian you also
36:20
brutally kill and eat people so it's not like you can focus on one thing yeah
36:26
it's just one of those things that slavery is never going to be okay to
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joke around with it's just an interesting choice for and it's actually
36:35
a game mechanic like you you will not do as well in the game if you don't have
36:38
slaves because they they you need them to build uh you know like the The
36:45
Artisan crafting stuff like if you want to make a better weapon you need a
36:50
slave to do it and so it's just an interesting
36:54
choice and uh like I said we it's just sticking with the movie yes well that's
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how I look at it but there are people who there are people who are very upset
37:04
about it and you know I guess I can see that but uh but I love that the uh the
37:09
creative director of uh the company that that makes Conan has come out and issued
37:13
an apology and his apology is basically sorry I'm Australian I didn't actually
37:17
realize that slaving was a bad thing so sorry about that he's like we never
37:22
actually had real slaves so for us this is all fantasy well we that's the thing
37:28
they did have slaves in Australia they absolutely did and and the UK and
37:31
everywhere it's just that that the the I guess the history of it all is is
37:37
different it's it's very uh raw in here in the US and so that's I think that's
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what what he meant like or either that or he just didn't realize we had slaves
37:46
in Australia up until the 1970s um he very well may not have realized that's
37:51
something that Australia covers up pretty diligently yeah we're just pretty
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quiet about that yes M you guys were [ __ ] with your slavery
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there sh because I'm sure I've said in the past oh we didn't really have slaves
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in Australia you know we did well absolutely did I mean we we three didn't
38:09
I'm not trying to in us but Matt your family um were exiled from Germany after
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World War II so you you you weren't there long enough to have slaves well that's not quite
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true we uh fine you did have slaves there you go we left left Germany before World War II
38:24
[Music] mate did you dates World War to my
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family uh my my granddad his church got bombed during the
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blitz so by which side
38:38
Matt by the Germans we assume I'm assuming unless the British were bombing
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bombing Liverpool yeah cuz H was telling me that her grandfather was an
38:49
interpreter during World War II and I did the maths and I was like okay I
38:52
don't think he was interpreting for the good guys
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you never know you never know you never
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know anyway thbs slavy thumbs down unless it's you know it's it's just it's
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a bit so Luke you're pro slavery though aren't you in the game yes in real life
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no okay okay just wanted to but it's in real life and not in the game that
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you're Pro blackface right yes well no no you can have
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blackface in a game as well
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so I had to Whiteface somebody this week oh God and I'm not going to go into a
39:37
whole lot of detail because it's probably less dramatic than than I I
39:41
probably want it to be but uh we got told by a client that they had chosen a
39:47
specific actor to star in this commercial but that she needed to be uh
39:53
a different complexion shall we say so
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uh that we had to uh paint her white basically and uh how did that end up
40:03
looking um look it looked okay it didn't she's she's not of a race that would
40:09
look out of place with a fair skin color she just isn't someone who has a fair
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skin color yes yep that is very odd though yes and um
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yeah I don't know why I was not happy she was not happy client was happy
40:28
and we all just did it cuz we're getting paid and then it's now it's done are you
40:32
allowed to discriminate on the basis of you know maybe we maybe we shouldn't be
40:37
talking about this are you allowed to do that in the workplace like can a company
40:40
say no no no no no we want to we want a different one if you they absolutely can
40:46
and they do they do positive discrimination too which gets a lot of
40:50
people riled up over here different than well it is there there's a lot of there's a lot
40:55
of I guess it's what people called Reverse Racism where you purposely be
41:00
racist to stop other types of racism still just racism isn't it really yeah
41:05
but it's they for example there's everyone here gets government housing
41:09
right everyone who is a citizen gets government housing it's not like in
41:11
other countries where it's just for the poor people so um they don't want people
41:16
to Cluster based on race so they segregate they they enforce the
41:20
segregation of the races in these government housings so that you don't
41:23
end up with clusters right fascinating or for example a friend of mine
42:27
two uh and a whole lot of other part twos where it's perfectly good it's
42:32
perfectly fine um but it's definitely
42:36
fine but but I digress well it's no Iron Man 3 Matt it's no Iron Man 3 all right fair
42:43
enough but uh I think this had some good jokes in it I think the jokes went there
42:48
were too many jokes at a certain point I was like okay stop trying to be funny
42:52
you're trying too hard to be funny now um I think the greatest part of the
42:57
entire movie is actually the post credits yeah worth it that was worth it
43:03
just for that yeah all right well just I mean I'm definitely going to see it I'm
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going to see it today definitely going to see it but I I do like the fact even
43:11
the post crits like oh not they do sort of even make fun even more so of Ryan
43:18
rolds earlier roles right one in particular yeah I did see an article
43:23
that said this week they were trying to it didn't happen but they were trying to
43:27
get Chris Evans to come back just to be the Human Torch for one scene just as a
43:31
joke which I thought would have been very funny it would have been fitting yeah for sure
43:37
yeah no definitely go see I I enjoyed it and they've they they're making a third
43:42
one yeah look it's entertaining it's not clever or surprising like Deadpool was
43:46
like when Deadpool broke it was so different from what was around it and
43:51
it's just more of the same so I think it does suffer
43:54
from from being what it is to begin with right but I think what they had they did
44:00
a pretty good job all right well I'll I'll see it and then in in two weeks
44:06
you'll get we we'll be able to talk spoilers because that's the rule like
44:09
I'm actually looking forward to seeing it again okay I want to see Infinity War
44:14
again I still haven't I just don't have yeah time yeah so do I I did uh I did
44:19
watch a few things this week uh but I see someone else has watched there's
44:24
another film that's been put in here and I've seen this I believe if it's I'm
44:28
thinking of yeah so are we are we talking uh Stephen King adaptation yeah
44:33
is this the one with Thomas Jane it is yeah
44:38
1922 yeah that's right we watch that yeah so I uh I like about 2/3 of Stephen
44:44
King's work and the other third I don't like and that's not to say I like 2third
44:49
of his movies it's that I literally like the first two3 of most of his stuff and
44:54
the the endings of most of them I don't like um but this was fine I thought this
44:59
was quite good I think they should do more adaptations like this of Stephen
45:03
King's kind of short stories and novellas um this isn't a Supernatural
45:09
story this is just like a kind of a Dark Twisted tale and uh Thomas Jane is
45:14
[ __ ] great as he always is he's very good in it yeah doing a a barely a
45:20
barely understandable accent at times and I'm glad you've seen this because uh
45:24
the whole time I was watching that I was thinking I wonder if mat seen this and
45:27
you have so that's good glad you have yeah yeah it's very good we watched that
45:31
and Gerald's Game which is the other Steen King Netflix that's yeah in my
45:36
list but I haven't watched it yet no that's very good but yeah definitely
45:39
check out 1922 it's about a guy does Netflix have a deal with Steven King or
45:43
something maybe maybe stepen King's lapsed into the public domain so there's
45:47
another there's another film on Netflix that I haven't watched yet that I'm
45:50
really looking forward to and that's cargo yeah so have any of you guys
45:55
checked that out yet I have I watched it
45:59
yesterday and uh it's very good it's I didn't realize it was set in Australia
46:06
well you know what this is right this is the feature film adaptation of a
46:11
tropfest movie oh I didn't know that yeah so about 10 years ago these guys
46:18
made this tropfest movie called cargo uh with the same premise as this movie and
46:23
uh and it won it won tropfest and it was very very popular and there's been other
46:27
tropfest uh winners that have gone on to make feature films um but this is the
46:32
first time that I can think that an actual tropfest movie has become a
46:35
feature film there's been a tropfest movie that kind a TV series Wilfred
46:39
where a dog moves in with a guy but uh yeah pretty pretty impressed by how far
46:46
this has gone okay um this is something I find quite annoying uh you can watch on
46:51
Netflix I can't really oh I can tell you why because it's out of the cinema there
46:57
yep yeah oh yeah it's not in the cinema here no not here either it's because it
47:03
it stars um Martin Freeman AKA Tim from the office does he do an Australian
47:08
accent or is he a British no no no I I was like uh oh I hope he's not going to
47:13
no he doesn't he's British uh and it's set in it's like a zombie apocalypse but
47:18
it's set in the Australian Outback and it's got uh it's it's very interesting
47:22
it's got a lot of um like Aboriginal themes and oh okay I think various
47:26
Australian and uh it it's it's good yeah and the zombies behave a bit differently
47:32
so it's a bit interesting it's got that thing where it's like wait why they why
47:35
is that a thing and then you you have to kind of learn a little bit about the
47:38
lore of the of the creatures which I like because it it makes it less like oh
47:43
yeah the zombies like yeah no it's it's good yeah I saw the trailer for it at um
47:49
Deadpool yeah oh did you oh I purposly didn't watch the trailer cuz I I already
47:54
know the premise so I don't want to see any of it until I just sit down it which
47:57
I will be very shortly yeah I won't say anything more but yeah it's very good
48:02
another thing I watched I started watching uh this week is have you guys
48:06
seen it's TV show British TV show called broad Church you're the second person
48:12
this week who's told me I should watch it it's [ __ ] excellent is it yeah had
48:17
I watched that I don't even know why now this is David Kant and the girlfriend
48:22
from Peep Show right yes yes and she is [ __ ] Fant fantastic in this she can
48:29
[ __ ] act yeah yeah she's really good and which surprised me only because Peep
48:34
Show is just so goofy and silly and she was but she's like this is very serious
48:39
show like it's a it's a basically it's a little small town little small Seaside
48:43
town in England everybody knows each other uh and a little kid gets killed
48:49
and it's about the investigation and uh David Tenant plays like a lead detective
48:55
and she's like she's a detective also was going to get the job and he took her
48:58
job and it's all it's just very well done there's a lot of like all the
49:01
characters are really good and interesting and it's like this town
49:05
where you know like there's the priest and then there's like the old man who
49:08
runs like the Scout hall and then there's um the hotel owner it's just it's very
49:14
good and now we're on season two and I was like I don't know how I felt like
49:18
you know the killing right when the killing went on it became a little less
49:22
like you're kind of stretching now for for reasons for this this to be
49:26
continuing the the [ __ ] season two opening episode of broad church I was
49:31
like okay [ __ ] that's brilliant let's do it really oh okay it's very good sounds
49:36
like I need to get onto this it's a British show so there's only like six
49:40
episodes in a season or something like that just enough speaking of episodes in
49:43
a season right you guys know I watch uh Vikings right oh yeah I really want to
49:48
watch that dude [ __ ] watch it man it's it's pretty good I I like it it's
49:53
not like deep you know what I mean it's not it's it's not like deep but it's
49:59
it's very good and there just a lot of attention to detail that's uh that's
50:04
very noteworthy but feel like I'm G to get some good beard beard tips from it
50:09
beard ideas you if don't ever watch Vikings clean shaven you will feel like
50:15
a woman you know what I mean like this is the [ __ ] manliest
50:21
show um but actually even the W there's great female characters in it too the
50:26
femal fuing kick this as well but uh I
50:30
just watched season 4 and uh I was I was up to episode 9 there's usually around
50:36
10 episodes for each season right I was up to episode 9 and things were really
50:39
starting to wrap up and the intensity was there and then a season episode 10
50:44
it was like [ __ ] me man I can't believe they're doing this some [ __ ] main
50:47
characters were killed off and uh and I was thinking [ __ ] I can't wait till the
50:53
next season but then Netflix just ticked over to the next episode
50:57
episode 11 and then 12 there were [ __ ] 20 episodes in this season wow I
51:04
haven't watched a 20 episode season of something since like The Buffy the
51:07
Vampire Slayer days it was something what the killing have a lot of episodes
51:14
in a season or something there was something we watched recently and I was
51:17
like oh my God that's a lot of episodes like I don't know oh and Twin Peaks went
51:22
from [ __ ] 6:00 to midnight with that too ah the first season Twin Peak there
51:27
was like 10 episodes or something and then the second one was like 30 and then
51:31
the um I foret the return had quite did you watch twin PE to return yet by the
51:35
way oh I attempted to Matt and I realized very early on that I no longer
51:40
have the patience for that kind of that's right put it this way it was a
51:44
bit Arty and I didn't really understand did you get as far as the episode that
51:49
is like no mat I got as far as the first episode oh man there's an episode if you
51:55
think that was was too far there's an episode that was it's just it's [ __ ]
52:01
just an hour of David Lynch [ __ ] [ __ ] all over the screen it was no
52:07
honestly I got so angry and then but then afterwards I was like I want to know what
52:12
happens that's that's his little that's his trick you know how he has those
52:17
surreal segments in his films like the kind of yes the whole episode is just
52:21
that like like the footage is played backwards and like you see like like a
52:26
gas station un explodes and then it's like um there's like a a fetus in space
52:32
with an umbilical cord attached to [ __ ] Bob the murderer from the first
52:37
season of twin PE it's just like what is going [Music]
52:41
on yeah
52:45
amazing fine yeah I don't think I'll be watching that would you watch just a
52:51
feeling would you watch a film about and a potential spoilers here uh maybe maybe
52:57
not it's about Obi-Wan would you watch a film ahead if you don't want to hear potential
53:03
spoilers a film where Obi-Wan helps a
53:07
bunch of Farmers on tne fight against the S people now before you answer that
53:13
I'd also just like to point out that I have already pitched a Star Wars movie
53:17
to Luke about Farmers rising up against the empire and uh and he he turned me
53:23
down instantly mhm well this is sand people rising up against against Farmers
53:27
presumably yep no no it sounds terrible
53:33
I'll give it this it's about the only interesting thing I can think would
53:37
happen to Obi-Wan while he's hiding there so yeah but it seems like he's going to
53:43
come out and all kickass and Jedi and all the fs are going to go hey that's a
53:48
Jedi and then they're going to sell him out to the Empire and then he can't
53:52
watch the small boy whoa yeah yeah well that's why he's so far out
53:59
because let's be honest he hasn't been watching him very well no presumably not
54:04
I know they're going to but I don't think they should make a movie of someone who's a
54:09
Hermit it just doesn't work I don't think it fits with the the it would
54:15
definitely be a non-standard Star Wars film if it was just Obi-Wan pottering
54:19
around for two hours like
54:24
yeah character who knows
54:34
[Music]
55:26
hm I think I'll put him with the Skywalkers actually oh yeah yeah I just
55:31
give him to the family yeah and then don't not the Skywalkers the lar family
55:37
but we'll still call him Skywalker yeah oh God that's so yeah I'll give him to
55:42
his uncle yeah and uh and then why is my name the same as that uh [ __ ] Sith
55:47
Lord oh don't worry about that yeah go and do your chores it's just so
55:53
it's so weird like they don't worry about people's last names if you try and
55:57
Hunt someone down in our world you try and you start with their last name yes
56:02
in the St Universe you go with their first name this this is the guy who
56:05
doesn't remember owning a Droid yeah he's a bit sin maybe he
56:10
thought he'd forget if he did if he changed the name too
56:13
much I seem to remember hiding a boy
56:16
with his R2 he didn't own
56:21
R2 he spent a lot of time with R2 a lot of time but what you're saying is what
56:27
he said was true from a certain point of view certain point of
56:31
view but why is he keeping that a whole Secret at that stage
56:35
exactly don't seem to remember being a
56:43
Jedi how was with your dad when he when
56:46
he what oh died yeah go with died don't
56:51
seem to remember murdering your father didn't murder him just left him
56:58
for dting off legs heart's burned down that's something I haven't done in a
57:01
long time I don't seem to remember leaving the stove on however the charred
57:07
remains of my Hut provide evidence as [Laughter]
57:12
such oh but as as long as if they're going to make it they as long as they
57:16
bring Yan back they they can't bring someone else into I know haven't done
57:21
that yet they haven't joined the prequels to these current films yet no
57:27
really and using you and McGregor would
57:31
be admitting publicly that the sequels
57:34
are Cannon also by by saying that you and McGregor is fine and has to stay as
57:40
you and McGregor you're arguing against your own position technically Luke
57:44
because because Obi-Wan was
57:48
recast with you and McGregor but yeah but it's not like they could bring Alec
57:53
back could they no but also they can't make they can't make they can't make you
57:57
and McGregor younger than he is so they if they want a young well no he's going
58:02
to be they're going to make him
58:06
older how much later is it going to
58:10
be I I I guess it could work but yeah because it's going to be he's
58:17
going to be you and when he's older yeah but not you and when he's older I don't
58:21
know who knows we don't know anything about it who knows they might not even
58:25
tell really really wants you and McGregor to be in a Star Wars movie [ __ ] you and
58:30
McGregor yeah do you remember PR when you were young Luke did you
58:36
watch Home and Away uh no I was wondering if this all
58:42
neighbor I was wondering if this was stems from when they replaced pipper on
58:46
home and away just with another actress cuz I always remember that I was like
58:50
wait what yeah they did that in Neighbors as well did they yeah I always
58:54
remember that was weird I didn't watch either when I was young who' they do that within
59:00
neighbors oh I think it was the Kennedy's daughter
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right I think and it was just at the start of the episode such and such will
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now be played by such and such and then they never mentioned it again are they
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still on is home and away and neighbors still on TV yeah I think so I think so
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there's a woman in um broad Church she's Australian and I was like she looks
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familiar and then I looked up and she was on home and away but I don't have no
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idea whether that's where I saw her because I didn't really watch it that
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much home and away is Neighbors must be and I think never
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ends I'd say so but I don't watch free AAR at all so I really don't know um
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watch four episodes of neighbors and demand yeah neighbors is as well I don't
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know how it's still going though it's very popular who watches free to AAR
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television anymore the people in the middle po people poor
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people I'm joking you're not cuz the only time I watch it now is for the
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football I have to pay for the football can't get the bloody AFL over here I
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just have an app that I watch the football on so there's some other Star
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Wars news uh John fao's Star Wars TV series takes place after the end of
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Return of the Jedi well uh that could be interesting because that could mean it
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is about the rise of the first order MH yes and maybe and that's that's the one
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thing we just don't understand yet yeah maybe we can learn some stuff about
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snoke just saying snoke yeah there's a lot of stuff they can do this is why I'm
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I'm sort of looking forward to this more than I would be looking forward to Solo
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or the oan movie and definitely a Bobba Fett movie can throw away character they
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made that character suck he used to be awesome in the extended Universe his
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character was such a badass now he's just some kiwi that's all for this week
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