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Things That Must Go from May 6th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thinks that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that are bugging you, our friends of
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  Speaker 2: the program, things that must go. Things you say, these
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  Speaker 2: things must go from my life. I got to get
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  Speaker 2: rid of them. You don't know quite what to do.
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  Speaker 2: Then you decide to send them to us. You put
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  Speaker 2: it in an email that you are things that must go.
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  Speaker 2: You put muscle on the subject line. You send it
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  Speaker 2: to us, and then and then maybe it'll make you
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  Speaker 2: feel better if we read it on the radio, and
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  Speaker 2: sometimes we understand. May it magically these things do disappear
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  Speaker 2: from your life. I'll go first. I have one of
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  Speaker 2: my own things that must go right now. What must
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  Speaker 2: go is not having a sponsor for things that must go.
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  Speaker 2: N if that must go, we so we should have
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  Speaker 2: a sponsor for this feature. And if you're interested in
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  Speaker 2: sponsoring this feature, please let us know and we will
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  Speaker 2: will make it happen. I mean, we're going to charge
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  Speaker 2: your money to do it, but it'll be well worth
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  Speaker 2: your dollar, I promise you. All right, says greetings li Zabrarian.
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  Speaker 2: Here today, I have only one thing, but I hope
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  Speaker 2: you can make it go. Overly aggressive real estate investors
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  Speaker 2: must co specifically those who go through legal records so
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  Speaker 2: that they can send letters to people whose family is
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  Speaker 2: going through probate. Oh, back off, let people grieve. Thank
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  Speaker 2: you lords. This one says you can use my name.
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  Speaker 2: Hello Lords, this is Michael and Idaho Falls. What must
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  Speaker 2: go is the callous people who work for a health
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  Speaker 2: insurance company that love the color blue.
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  Speaker 3: Got it.
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  Speaker 2: We had a pre approval for a device that helps
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  Speaker 2: my daughter walk. She's had one of these things since
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  Speaker 2: she was six, but now she's a teenager, and so
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  Speaker 2: we needed the same device in a larger size. After
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  Speaker 2: we received the device, they denied the claim, saying we
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  Speaker 2: never had the pre approvals. So frustrated, after a couple
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  Speaker 2: of appeals, including their own pre approval letter, they finally
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  Speaker 2: covered the device in full. I hope they get the
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  Speaker 2: day that they deserve. Thanks for letting me listen, Michael.
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  Speaker 2: This one says to carry Billingina, you can use my name.
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  Speaker 2: It's Max Power. Taking the wrong AirPods to work. I
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  Speaker 2: have second and third generation air pods. I prefer my
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  Speaker 2: third jen AirPods. Sound quality is just better when you
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  Speaker 2: have a vehicle for ten to fifteen years and then
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  Speaker 2: one day the vehicle says I'm done. I loved my car.
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  Speaker 2: I've had significant moments in that car with each of
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  Speaker 2: my significant others, and it has paid and it was
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  Speaker 2: also paid off. Let's see this one. Everyone should have
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  Speaker 2: a starter marriage. It should be the law, and the
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  Speaker 2: divorce shouldn't need anything other than you sign some paperwork
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  Speaker 2: and you're done. Kids, no pets. Just signed a paperwork
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  Speaker 2: and it's all over.
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  Speaker 3: Salt mediation growth.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. And then I really dislike this one.
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  Speaker 2: It says, please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.
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  Speaker 2: If they truly have changed, don't tell us, just say
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  Speaker 2: what the hell menu options are. Don't keep us guessing
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  Speaker 2: what has changed. And finally, whenever I type bill, and
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  Speaker 2: I want the B to be capitalized because I'm referring
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  Speaker 2: to the name Bill and not a bill that I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to have to pay. Thank you, Carrie lowercase bill
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  Speaker 2: and Gina max Power Kerry max Power.
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  Speaker 3: The first one is from the foot of Mount Doom.
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking about streaming services. Let's get some consistency on
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  Speaker 3: our streaming service app, shall we, And when you decide
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  Speaker 3: to upgrade them, don't take away a feature that I
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  Speaker 3: think that lots of people use, Like what continue watching. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: who doesn't like that paramount? Plus tow it away?
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  Speaker 4: So you got to fast forward and figure out where.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the things I've been We've been rewatching star Treks
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  Speaker 3: for a podcast that we're doing, and so it keeps
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  Speaker 3: track of how far I am. It's not there on
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  Speaker 3: the front page. I have to search, oh, my star trek,
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  Speaker 3: and then it's all the star Treks, and then you
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  Speaker 3: have to go deep space. Not leave it on the
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  Speaker 3: front page right there. Continue let me scroll down maybe
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  Speaker 3: four clicks to get to it would be fine, but
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  Speaker 3: do that please. Also, they all should have remind me features.
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  Speaker 3: Let's just get some consistency going here. This one from
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  Speaker 3: Kurt My must go is the absolute animosity I have
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  Speaker 3: for the sound of people shuffling their feet when they walk.
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  Speaker 3: This is like fingernails on a chalkboard to me. My
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  Speaker 3: mind wants to ask them all kinds of questions. Are
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  Speaker 3: your shoes too big? Will you will they fall off
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  Speaker 3: if you pick up your feet? Are you tired? Don't
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  Speaker 3: you know your shoes will wear out? Are you trying
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  Speaker 3: to leave scuff marks on the floor? It goes on
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  Speaker 3: and on. I shouldn't it shouldn't take up this much
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  Speaker 3: space in my head, Please make it go. Hi, this
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  Speaker 3: is Devin, Thanks for letting me listen. My thing that
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  Speaker 3: must go is referring to Eagle Mountain as Utah's Florida.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a proud Eagle Mountain resident, and although we do
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  Speaker 3: have some crazy, I believe the title of UTAs Florida
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  Speaker 3: belongs to Saint George. Okay, well that makes sense. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but no, his reasoning is both Florida and Saint George
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  Speaker 3: are south hot, way too conservative and have palm trees. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying that there's a lot more crazy coming out
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  Speaker 3: of Eagle Mountain.
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  Speaker 2: There are more crime stories that begin with an Eagle Mountain.
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  Speaker 3: Man exactly, which is why it's you know, so we're
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  Speaker 3: work in your own backyard. There's and alligators. They have alligators.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see, Krisha. Things that must go so I can
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  Speaker 3: live my life peacefully. Lotions with pumps that stop working.
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  Speaker 3: I know there's still a ton of lotion remaining in
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  Speaker 3: my bottle. Why do I have to remove the lid
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  Speaker 3: and pound it against my hand to get the blob
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  Speaker 3: to come dumping out? But all I really wanted was
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  Speaker 3: a pump. Make the pump work. People that choose the
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  Speaker 3: bathroom stall right next to me when there are ten
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  Speaker 3: other stalls to choose from why, It's because they're psychopaths,
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  Speaker 3: that's why. And people that use their speaker phone to
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  Speaker 3: carry on full conversations while shopping, and that check out.
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  Speaker 2: Just rude.
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  Speaker 3: Please make it stop.
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  Speaker 4: Good Morning radio from how my things that must go
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  Speaker 4: are people who forget that May is military Appreciation month
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  Speaker 4: and then get angry about June being Pride month. So
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  Speaker 4: you remember certain months and care about them and not others.
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  Speaker 4: The mango Mussolini printing his face on passports and national
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  Speaker 4: park passes. Those government documents look tacky instead of official.
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  Speaker 4: Other Eurovision fans calling me a trader because I'm not
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  Speaker 4: rooting for Monroe Rigny, the French contestant for Eurovision and
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  Speaker 4: Vienna to win the contest.
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  Speaker 3: She was born here in Utah.
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  Speaker 4: I'm too cheap and poor to subscribe to Peacock, so
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  Speaker 4: I've never watched an episode of the game show. My
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  Speaker 4: hay fever analergy's acting up, causing my eyes to be
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  Speaker 4: all watery and itchy, must go. And Kevin O'Leary saying
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  Speaker 4: that people were busted in to protest the data center
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  Speaker 4: being built.
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  Speaker 2: That must go.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for letting me listen. Tony, Hello from Sleepless and Sandy.
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  Speaker 4: Dog's aging so much faster than people must go. My
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  Speaker 4: little Walter White is thirteen years old. He's doing quite well,
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  Speaker 4: but inevitably the day will come that I don't have
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  Speaker 4: him anymore. Our time with our dogs is much too short.
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  Speaker 4: I cherish every moment with him and will never tire
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  Speaker 4: of him. He owns my heart. So dog's aging more
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  Speaker 4: quickly than people must go. And finally, this from David.
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  Speaker 4: What must go this week is people not spelling names correctly,
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  Speaker 4: especially in group chats. If someone's name is written right
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  Speaker 4: in front of your face essay even s t E
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  Speaker 4: p h E N or something, and you write steven
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  Speaker 4: S t e v e N, it just shows how
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  Speaker 4: little you're paying attention. And this is coming from someone
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  Speaker 4: who's raw dogging ADHD.
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  Speaker 3: For thirty five years.
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  Speaker 4: Also what must go is me caring about this so much,
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  Speaker 4: considering no one spells David wrong.
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  Speaker 3: They always get get that right. Thank you for letting
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  Speaker 3: me listen.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, that must go on the radio show