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One swing, two swing, Nic's seeing stars! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: And I'll write your name.
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  Speaker 2: Wake your ass up, fool.
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  Speaker 3: John Jay and Richie.
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  Speaker 4: What's crack-a-lacking?
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  Speaker 5: This is the big boss dog, Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle.
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  Speaker 6: Bang, boom, what you gonna do?
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  Speaker 7: We're not talking about Ren 10-10.
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  Speaker 3: We're not talking about Lassie.
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  Speaker 5: It's the one and only dog, y'all.
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  Speaker 7: The classy, sassy, big Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle.
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  Speaker 2: In your face to me and in the place to be.
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  Speaker 2: And you're listening to John Jay and Rich. Wake your
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  Speaker 2: ass up. You can call us at 877-937-1047. You can
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  Speaker 2: also text us. Text JJR, whatever you want to talk about,
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  Speaker 2: to 966. eight, nine, three, Nick, our producer in the studio,
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  Speaker 2: you know, young dad. And when you're a young dad, you,
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  Speaker 2: you get volunteered. What do you call it? Kyle, you
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  Speaker 2: called something. You're when you volunteer, I remember you're voluntold.
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  Speaker 2: You're voluntold. That's what you said. You bought your husband
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  Speaker 2: with time. So were you voluntold this or did you
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  Speaker 2: do it on your own?
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  Speaker 8: So I was voluntold that I had the opportunity to, uh,
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  Speaker 8: coach my son's T-ball team. Uh, if there's one sport
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  Speaker 8: that I cannot coach, it's T-ball.
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  Speaker 2: It's baseball. You can't?
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  Speaker 8: No, I am not a baseball player at all.
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  Speaker 2: But you're a baseball fan.
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  Speaker 8: I love baseball, but I just never got the mechanics
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  Speaker 8: of it. Anyway, so another one of our friends was like,
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  Speaker 8: I will be the head coach, but I can't be
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  Speaker 8: here for X week. And I'm like, okay, then I'll
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  Speaker 8: take on the head coaching duties then. And we're like
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  Speaker 8: midway through the season. They're four and five-year-olds, and considering
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  Speaker 8: that fact alone, it's going all right you know like
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  Speaker 8: there's a little chaos but nobody's afraid of the.
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  Speaker 7: Ball everybody's like really willing to play.
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  Speaker 8: We get to the game where i am at home
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  Speaker 8: plate while the kids are batting um and we get
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  Speaker 8: through the one inning and everything's great you know all
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  Speaker 8: the kids get to bat all you know every inning
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  Speaker 8: whatever blah blah so we get to the second inning
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  Speaker 8: and i'm Ready to go.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm feeling good.
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  Speaker 7: I'm like, man, this is something that I didn't think
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  Speaker 7: I was going to be able to do.
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  Speaker 8: I did not think I was going to be able
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  Speaker 8: to rile these kids up and get them motivated and
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  Speaker 8: ready to go. So I'm feeling confident. And I put
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  Speaker 8: the ball in the tee. And I check with the
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  Speaker 8: other team. Hey, are you guys ready to go? And
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  Speaker 8: they're like, yeah. And as they're saying yeah, and in
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  Speaker 8: my peripheral vision, I see the bat being swung. This
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  Speaker 8: little monster... clocked me in my left knee about as
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  Speaker 8: hard as any baseball has ever been hit in the
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  Speaker 8: history of mankind.
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  Speaker 9: No.
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  Speaker 7: And on the air, I can't say the words that
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  Speaker 7: I did say.
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  Speaker 1: In front of the children?
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  Speaker 2: In front of the children, in front of the children's parents.
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  Speaker 7: Like, it was just like, oh, mother.
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  Speaker 10: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 8: And the coach that was at first base was like,
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  Speaker 8: I didn't see it, but I heard it. And then
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  Speaker 8: the coach at third base was like, no, I saw
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  Speaker 8: and I heard it.
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  Speaker 7: He's like, maybe you should go sit down.
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  Speaker 2: We're at a week now, guys.
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  Speaker 7: And my three toes, my small three toes are numb. Ow.
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  Speaker 7: Because I've got apparently some deep bone bruise.
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  Speaker 1: Are you okay?
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  Speaker 7: That goes all the way down?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And so I have retired from coaching. You know
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  Speaker 2: what's funny? If you're limping, hey, Nick, what happened? T-ball accident.
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  Speaker 2: You can't say baseball. You can't say softball. You can't
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  Speaker 2: say T-ball.
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  Speaker 7: Anytime anybody says, like, why are you limping? I have
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  Speaker 7: to tell them. It's a long story. And I just
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  Speaker 7: leave it at that and I walk away.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Lisa, you got a T-ball story?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I do. And I got to tell you guys,
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  Speaker 3: it is one that gets worse every second. So, okay,
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  Speaker 3: so my nephew's at like this first football game of his. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: super wholesome. Everyone's clapping and out of nowhere he swings.
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  Speaker 3: And he lets go of the bat and then it
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  Speaker 3: like helicopter launches and just stands and hits my boyfriend
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  Speaker 3: straight in the forehead.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: That really had to travel.
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  Speaker 9: It doesn't stop there.
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  Speaker 3: It does not stop there because everyone then rushes over
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  Speaker 3: and the kid starts running the bases like nothing happened.
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  Speaker 3: And then he trips over third, which makes him take
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  Speaker 3: out the coach. And now there are two grown adults
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  Speaker 3: on the ground. And this five-year-old is just standing at
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  Speaker 3: home plate, just flossing.
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  Speaker 7: You know that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: That's the thing.
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  Speaker 8: The kids don't think twice about it. They're just like, okay.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, my parents are making me be here.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Lisa, thanks for sharing that story, Lisa. Thanks. Of course.
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  Speaker 2: I remember, and it's so funny sometimes, I have these
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  Speaker 2: memories that pop up because of this radio show. But
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys know, do you guys
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  Speaker 2: ever know, did I ever bring it up that I
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  Speaker 2: coached my son's soccer team? No, I don't remember that.
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  Speaker 2: My son Kemp was on a soccer team and there
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  Speaker 2: was a head coach and I think the wives voluntold me.
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  Speaker 2: And we did it and we bet a team that
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  Speaker 2: we were going to win. And the bet payoff was
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  Speaker 2: the two coaches, me and the other coach, whoever lost
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  Speaker 2: the next game had to wear no shirt and a tutu.
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  Speaker 9: Yikes.
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  Speaker 2: And that's what you had to wear in the team photos.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, jeez.
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  Speaker 2: And we lost.
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  Speaker 11: No.
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  Speaker 7: Where is this team photo?
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  Speaker 2: It's framed in my son Kemp's bedroom. Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 7: Bring it in.
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  Speaker 2: It's terrible. No shirt on. And it's everybody, all the
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  Speaker 2: other kids, the kids like stand there normal, except Kemp's
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  Speaker 2: doing some weird pose. But it's like the dad, one
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  Speaker 2: dad has got no shirt on and a tutu. And
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  Speaker 2: then I'm on the other side, no shirt on and
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  Speaker 2: a tutu. It's terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Clearly 28 to 35%
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  Speaker 2: body fat in that photo. Oh my gosh. It's John
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  Speaker 2: Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 3: This is John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: Bye for horoscopes today.
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  Speaker 10: I'm going to let you know the thing that your
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  Speaker 10: Zodiac sign refuses to admit.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Let's say hello to Mary Kay. Good morning,
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  Speaker 2: Mary Kay.
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  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, guys.
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  Speaker 2: What's your sign?
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  Speaker 1: I'm an Aries.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, so my Aries, the thing that you guys refuse
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  Speaker 10: to admit is that you aggressively create your own stress
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  Speaker 10: by treating every single day like it's this high-stakes competitive race.
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  Speaker 10: I promise nobody's trying to outwork you or outspeed you
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  Speaker 10: at 9 a.m. Aries, you guys just completely look at
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  Speaker 10: your own redlining over your basic to-do list.
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  Speaker 9: That sounds pretty accurate.
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  Speaker 2: We are our own worst enemies.
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  Speaker 3: I swear.
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  Speaker 1: For sure.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Mary Kay. Have a great day, Mary Kay.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks guys.
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  Speaker 9: You too.
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  Speaker 4: Bye-bye.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Jen.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning. Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: What's your sign, Jen?
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  Speaker 9: I'm a cancer.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, so for my cancers, the things that you guys
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  Speaker 10: refuse to admit is that you actually enjoy swimming in
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  Speaker 10: your own emotional misery sometimes. You hold on to grudges
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  Speaker 10: like they're premium collectibles. Your hypersensitive water sign will rewrite
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  Speaker 10: a tiny accidental text shown shift into this massive full-scale
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  Speaker 10: betrayal just so you can feel something.
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  Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, I feel like you just scoped rich.
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  Speaker 9: Like I am very emotional. I don't hold grudges, but
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  Speaker 9: I love crying.
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  Speaker 2: You do?
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  Speaker 9: Yes, I'm having a rich moment right now.
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  Speaker 4: I don't love crying, but I mean, when you watch
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  Speaker 4: Hail Mary and that rock tries to sacrifice themselves to save...
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  Speaker 4: That rock.
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  Speaker 2: That rock. That rock. Made you cry. I cried over
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  Speaker 2: a rock.
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  Speaker 9: Thank you for scoping me, Pepe.
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  Speaker 1: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 2: Bye. Thanks, Jen. All right, how about Libros?
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  Speaker 10: Libros, Kyle, you refuse to admit that your chronic indecisiveness
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  Speaker 10: is actually a deep fear of everyone in the room
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  Speaker 10: not liking you.
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  Speaker 1: Ouch.
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  Speaker 10: You will spend 45 minutes violently agreeing with two opposite
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  Speaker 10: sides of a fight just to maintain the peace in
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  Speaker 10: the middle.
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  Speaker 1: Incorrect, Peyton. We agree because we can see both sides.
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  Speaker 2: We can see both sides.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Also, who wants everyone in the room to not like them?
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  Speaker 2: Oh man. You know, it's funny about you say that.
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  Speaker 2: So I have a, you know, the highly successful John J.
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  Speaker 2: Van Ness podcast.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Also on Instagram, you can follow the John J. Van
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  Speaker 2: Ness podcast. I don't run that podcast. I have no,
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  Speaker 2: no access to it or nothing. And there's a couple
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  Speaker 2: of the guests I've interviewed has got some, like a
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  Speaker 2: negative comment or two, and I feel bad for the guests. So,
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  Speaker 2: I'll call up the guy that runs it, Tyler, my
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  Speaker 2: podcast creator. And I'll be like, hey, somebody said something.
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  Speaker 2: I go, can you do it? They don't need that.
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  Speaker 2: Delete it. He's like, all right. And then the other
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  Speaker 2: day I was there doing the podcast. And he goes, man,
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  Speaker 2: there's been a couple of haters so far. It's because
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  Speaker 2: I've never seen so much hate. And I was like, huh?
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  Speaker 2: And I go, how many comments? Three comments he had
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  Speaker 2: to delete. I go, bro, I get it.
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  Speaker 6: Thousands i go let it bounce off who cares three
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  Speaker 6: and he goes yeah and then they get mad and
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  Speaker 6: say why do you keep deleting comments like well block
• 9:29
  Speaker 6: those guys if they say why you delete comments because
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  Speaker 6: we don't there's no room for negativity on this instagram
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  Speaker 6: the john j vaness.
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  Speaker 2: Podcast is a positive podcast follow to instagram uh speaking
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: of john j vaness what's his instagram he's a virgo
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  Speaker 2: what do you got for uh For Virgos.
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  Speaker 10: Well, the thing that my Virgos refuse to admit is
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  Speaker 10: that your constant, quote unquote, helpful advice is actually just
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  Speaker 10: a passive aggressive urge to micromanage and control everyone around you.
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  Speaker 10: You truly believe you're saving the day when in reality,
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  Speaker 10: people are just deeply exhausted by you.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Wowzers. That works.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, it's the stars that set it on me. He
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  Speaker 1: just says that works.
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  Speaker 2: That's fine. Did we get everybody? Did we do everybody's? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we're all good.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: If you need to get your sign, they're all posted
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  Speaker 2: on our website, johnjainrich.com.
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  Speaker 1: I was a ghost.
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  Speaker 2: I was alone. You know that it's... April, good morning.
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  Speaker 2: You're on the air. How are you? Thanks for holding.
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  Speaker 9: Thank you.
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  Speaker 6: I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: How are you?
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  Speaker 8: Good.
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  Speaker 2: What's up?
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  Speaker 9: Oh, you know, I've got a lot going on. Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Like?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like?
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  Speaker 2: Like what, April?
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  Speaker 11: April?
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  Speaker 6: Like what?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so, um.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, April.
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  Speaker 1: Leave her alone.
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead. What's going on? What's going on, April?
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  Speaker 7: Like what?
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  Speaker 9: Well, you know, I'm calling because my family has just
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  Speaker 9: been on my back for quite a while.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: How about? Is that it? Um.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, I've been single for about a year, and I
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  Speaker 9: am really, really, really enjoying it. I feel like I'm
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  Speaker 9: getting to know myself for the first time. But they
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  Speaker 9: don't love it. My parents think that the longer I'm single,
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  Speaker 9: the more likely it is that they will end up
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  Speaker 9: with no grandkids, and that's just unfathomable to them. And so.
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  Speaker 9: I finally got tired of it. It was like a
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  Speaker 9: call every day. So I created an AI bot and
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  Speaker 9: I've been dating him. And this AI bot somehow appeases
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  Speaker 9: your family because they don't know it's an AI bot
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  Speaker 9: or what?
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 9: I gave him everything. I gave him a name. I
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  Speaker 9: have all these fun details about him that you'd know
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  Speaker 9: if you were dating someone. And I told him that
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  Speaker 9: he's a travel photographer, which explains why he's never around.
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  Speaker 9: And they are just eating it up.
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  Speaker 4: What happens when it's time for the holidays?
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  Speaker 9: He's gone all year for that.
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  Speaker 2: They broke up. And by the way, I don't think
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  Speaker 2: she's alone. I think a lot of people do this.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I've been hearing a lot about.
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  Speaker 9: Exactly. And I thought I had until the holidays just
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  Speaker 9: sort of figure that out. You know, we had a
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  Speaker 9: bad breakup. Except now my sister just told me that
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  Speaker 9: she booked this really fancy restaurant for my birthday. And
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  Speaker 9: she's insisting that he come.
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  Speaker 3: So my deadline has moved up. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: You just break up before then.
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  Speaker 4: Can you find somebody on a dating site that resembles
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  Speaker 4: your AI bot and then just have them play the part?
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  Speaker 4: And then you guys will actually fall in love like
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  Speaker 4: every good rom-com?
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  Speaker 9: You know, that was my first idea. And I think
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  Speaker 9: it's a good plan, right? I was wondering if it's
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  Speaker 9: better to do that or... But I'm scared that they'll
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  Speaker 9: find out that he'll slip up or something. Like, that
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  Speaker 9: would have to be a good actor. Or I could
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  Speaker 9: kill him off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you break up the relationship.
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  Speaker 9: Kill him off?
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  Speaker 1: How do you kill him off? I have to go
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  Speaker 1: to the funeral today.
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  Speaker 7: He died?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 4: That is so extreme. He was taking a selfie with
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  Speaker 4: a leopard. He has a travel photographer, and the leopard
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  Speaker 4: got him.
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  Speaker 10: That just happened to some girl in China. The snow leopard,
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  Speaker 10: didn't you see that?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a girl in China. They were hiking.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't the Appalachian Mountains somewhere over there?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 10: They were in the mountains where the snow mountains.
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  Speaker 2: It was a big story in Stacks and Hacks a
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  Speaker 2: few weeks ago.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she took a selfie. A few weeks ago.
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  Speaker 7: And it attacked her.
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  Speaker 2: That's so scary, though.
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  Speaker 9: It just happens.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it's... Does that make sense?
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  Speaker 9: I think if you kill off the AI chatbot boyfriend,
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  Speaker 9: you're going to be hacked.
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  Speaker 1: Just break up with him.
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  Speaker 2: Just break up with him. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I like your extreme love of drama.
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  Speaker 2: You saw he was mean to a dog, and so
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  Speaker 2: you ended it. And that was it. And then no
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  Speaker 2: one's going to question that. Okay.
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  Speaker 9: I was just scared to hire somebody or, or find
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  Speaker 9: somebody on a dating app because then I've, I've showed
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  Speaker 9: them pictures that I've generated.
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  Speaker 4: You're not falling for this AI bot.
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  Speaker 2: Are you?
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  Speaker 4: Cause that's another good rom-com.
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  Speaker 2: She gave all her money.
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  Speaker 9: Really bad idea on my part. I'm so far.
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  Speaker 2: No, she created him and he scammed her out all
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  Speaker 2: her money.
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  Speaker 7: Oh no.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're in the tough bind too, man. Well, Thanks
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  Speaker 2: for calling in, April.
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  Speaker 9: Thank you for having me.
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  Speaker 2: Totally. I mean, I think what you're going through right
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  Speaker 2: now is actually going to be more common than we think,
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  Speaker 2: especially now when you put these chap out. You put
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  Speaker 2: the personality into a humanoid robot, and then you have
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  Speaker 2: a person. You're going to be more and more similar.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, once they start releasing those robots.
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  Speaker 2: That's the future. All right, April. Thanks for listening. I
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  Speaker 2: got a DM from Andrea. Really, really interesting situation she's in. And, well,
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  Speaker 2: I said, can we get your number? You got to
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  Speaker 2: come and tell the story. Andrea, good morning.
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  Speaker 9: Good morning, guys.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on?
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  Speaker 9: Well, my poor grandmother, she's in her 80s. And my
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  Speaker 9: grandpa passed away recently. And she was married to him
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  Speaker 9: for over 40 years. And now she is single and
• 15:23
  Speaker 9: ready to mingle and has a very active Facebook life now. Um,
• 15:29
  Speaker 9: and we've noticed she started sharing a lot of pictures
• 15:32
  Speaker 9: of like Kevin Costner and like sharing from the specific site. Um,
• 15:38
  Speaker 9: and we, at first we're.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, that's weird.
• 15:41
  Speaker 9: And then the more she started sharing, the more we
• 15:44
  Speaker 9: started realizing, oh, she, she thinks she's talking to this
• 15:47
  Speaker 9: person and she doesn't even realize it says Kevin Costner
• 15:52
  Speaker 9: fan page and Um, but this accountant started commenting on
• 15:57
  Speaker 9: her stuff. She started commenting on his stuff and we
• 16:01
  Speaker 9: thought it.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: Was cute at first.
• 16:03
  Speaker 9: It was kind of silly. You know, he would say
• 16:05
  Speaker 9: how beautiful she is. Um, and then as the weeks
• 16:09
  Speaker 9: went by, we realized she's definitely sending this man money
• 16:12
  Speaker 9: and she has no idea that these comments are public. Um,
• 16:17
  Speaker 9: and I, John Jay, I think you'll like this. she
• 16:20
  Speaker 9: also thinks she's talking to, um, Mark Harmon.
• 16:25
  Speaker 7: Mark definitely doesn't make, um, Kevin.
• 16:29
  Speaker 9: Costner is definitely her number one, but, um, Yeah, I
• 16:44
  Speaker 9: told my dad and I said, you got to tell her.
• 16:47
  Speaker 9: She doesn't know that these are public messages and not him.
• 16:53
  Speaker 9: And she got pretty defensive. She said, no, this is
• 16:56
  Speaker 9: Mark Harmon and this is Kevin Costner. Don't you worry.
• 16:59
  Speaker 9: You know, it's just friends and I'm not sending him money.
• 17:04
  Speaker 9: But her Facebook posts are definitely insinuating otherwise.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Why would she send Kevin Costner money? I mean, I
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: know he's out of work now.
• 17:12
  Speaker 7: Why would Kevin say he needed it?
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Because he's like, hey, I'm not in season six of Yellowstone. Right. Like,
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like, why would she do that?
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 17:24
  Speaker 9: But she's very happy. And does not want people to
• 17:28
  Speaker 9: disrupt her happiness. But she definitely has no idea that
• 17:32
  Speaker 9: these are public messages.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Is your grandma, like, is she, like, losing her mind?
• 17:36
  Speaker 9: Like, seriously.
• 17:37
  Speaker 10: Because, you know, when you get older, like, things change
• 17:39
  Speaker 10: and things like that. Is she a little crazy because
• 17:42
  Speaker 10: she's getting older?
• 17:42
  Speaker 9: I think she's definitely a thousand percent.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 17:47
  Speaker 9: But still has the capability of sending money.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Isn't that the slow roll where they just give her
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: compliments and then soon, I'm air-quoting Kevin Costner, he's going
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: to be like, I need a little money to help
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Horizon 2 get off the ground, but I'll pay you
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: right back. Isn't that the way those things always roll out?
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 18:05
  Speaker 9: But then what's sad is at one point, her most
• 18:07
  Speaker 9: recent message was on his comments and she said, I'm
• 18:12
  Speaker 9: tired of you giving me mixed signals. I just want
• 18:15
  Speaker 9: to know.
• 18:19
  Speaker 9: The truth. So she's, she's kind of catching on. Maybe, um,
• 18:25
  Speaker 9: that maybe he's a little shady.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: But, um, does she call him Kevin or Kevin Costner?
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: I think Kevin. Oh, look at this.
• 18:35
  Speaker 9: But anyway, that reminded me of Grant. I just want
• 18:38
  Speaker 9: to know how he handled his situation back in the
• 18:40
  Speaker 9: day with his mom. I feel like I never heard
• 18:42
  Speaker 9: a follow-up.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, Grant is in here, but let me just
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: read you this headline. I just typed in Kevin Costner scams,
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: and it says, this woman says, big article, I was
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: scammed out of $ 200, 000 by a fake Kevin Costner. Dang. Man,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: do you got to be.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. All right, so, Grant, what happened to you?
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Because remember, your mom was sending money to. Nigeria. Nigeria.
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: I mean, to several people who all ended up being,
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: I think, the same person.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: But you got very involved. Oh, man.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: I got blocked by, like, I was calling down there, like,
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: probably four or five times, like, a week, and getting
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: a hold of people and talking to them to record evidence, basically, that, hey,
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: this is a scam.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: For your mom, not for a government or to arrest them. No, no, no.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: I mean, there's no jurisdiction anyway. Like, nobody can do
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: anything here. for a crime that's happening over there but
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: i think like ultimately the stuff that ends up happening
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: with like this kevin costner scam is they'll say oh
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: you caught me i'm not kevin costner but we have
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: this amazing emotional connection right and then they're like well
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: yeah he is a scammer but this is why he
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: did this we still have had these conversations. We've still talked.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: We've still established this connection. Even though he lied to
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: me about being Kevin Costner, he's still a really great
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: guy that needs $ 200 for a new pair of shoes.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: And your mom fell for that?
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Is your mom done with the Nigerian people? I think so.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: Honestly, there's a point, too, where it's like, I love
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: my mom, and I'm not going to be her boss.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to be the guy who's like, You
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: can't talk to whoever you want to talk to. You
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: can't do what you want to do. So at a point,
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: I was just like, you know what? I did everything
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: I could. I've literally become enemy number one in this
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: Nigerian hair salon. So I did my part, and she,
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: I think, has now moved on and is now– Talking
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: to Kevin Costner.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Kevin Costner.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: Actually, I'm going to Kevin. I'm going to Uncle Kev's.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Send him on the link to the Facebook of Kevin Costner.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: But you brought up Mark Harmon, by the way, Andrea.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: You brought up Mark Harmon. And we're big fans of
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Mark Harmon over here. Hello, I'm Mark Harmon. Mark, Mark, Mark,
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Mark Harmon.
• 20:50
  Speaker 9: Mark Harmon.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: This movie starring Mark Harmon on TV. Look at Mark Harmon.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: It starred Mark Harmon. Wait, look up Mark Harmon, too.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Mark Harmon played him early. I think it might have
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: been the 80s or something. And Mark Harmon is really good. Yeah,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: that's Mark Harmon. That's Mark Harmon. What do you see here, Lois?
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Do we have to?
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: What do you see?
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: A picture of Mark Harmon.
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: A picture of Mark Harmon, the greatest actor who ever lived.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Do you see a wheelchair under Mark Harmon?
• 21:16
  Speaker 9: Peter.
• 21:16
  Speaker 7: Lois, do you see a wheelchair under Mark Harmon?
• 21:23
  Speaker 8: No.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: No, you do not. Mark Harmon. I was a big
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: fan of Mark Harmon. Well, we hope she stops sending
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: money to Kevin Costner.
• 21:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah, me too. Well, Grant, I'm glad your mom is
• 21:35
  Speaker 9: doing well too.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: Well, thank you. I would just tell your dad or
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: whoever is involved just to like, yeah, you know, be like, hey,
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: what's the deal? Ask the questions that are hard to
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: give logical answers to. Like, have you met this guy?
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: Are you planning on meeting this guy?
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Can I meet this guy?
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what's his plan moving forward with you? Because, you know,
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: you've got a financial, you know, thing going on that you,
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Who is this co-star in No Way Out?
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Sean Young. Yeah, that's right.
• 22:03
  Speaker 10: Sean Young.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Ask a bunch of Kevin Costner trivia and see if
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: she gets it. All right. Thank you, Andrea. Thanks for
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: calling in. I hope Grant helped you a little bit. Thanks, guys.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: I appreciate it.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Okay. Bye-bye.
• 22:15
  Speaker 11: Bye.
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: Want to talk or throw some shade? Call John Jay
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: and Rich.
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: 877-937-1047.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: It's time for Stacks and Hacks. I have stacks of information.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Rich has life hacks. I start off my stacks of
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: information by playing a little song. Guess who this is?
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Ed Sheeran.
• 22:45
  Speaker 10: I would say, like, let's say Sam Hunt since you
• 22:47
  Speaker 10: just talked about him.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: It's the NBA star Jimmy Butler.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 22:51
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Jimmy Butler is releasing a country album. That's a clip
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: of a song.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: Not bad.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: That doesn't even sound like Jimmy Butler.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: It's not AI Jimmy Butler?
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: It's not AI. It's not AI.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's a trippy.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Anyway, yeah, so that was kind of cool. And listen
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: to this. So this is a big story. A truck
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: carrying fireworks exploded on I-17 in Tennessee. The video's amazing.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: It goes on and on and on. We've exploded. Okay, now,
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: I might need a little help explaining this. The Financial
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Times reports that OpenAI is ready to move on from
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: ChatGPT because chat is dead. Apparently, in a matter of weeks,
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: it's going to transform into a super app described as
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: a gateway for agents and coding tools to generate more revenue.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: I thought OpenAI and Chachapiti were the same thing. But
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that means. Does anybody make sense? Anybody?
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: Isn't that what it's saying?
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Unless it can write code to come up with apps
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: and everything. So it's ready to move on from just that.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: But no more Chachapiti? Like, I love Chachapiti. I love Chachapiti.
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: Chachapiti.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Woman was cleaning out her garage. Her husband died about
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: 10 years ago. And she hadn't really cleaned out the freezer.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: She goes to clean out the freezer and she finds
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: 20 sticks of live dynamite. The bomb squad had to
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: come out. Police in California are investigating a road rage
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: incident that ended up with one person hitting the other
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: person over the head with a ukulele.
• 24:29
  Speaker 10: What?
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Both drivers left the scene. It doesn't sound like there
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: are any suspects yet. A ukulele?
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: It doesn't sound like that'd be that painful.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Just randomly got one in the back. Just like, you know,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: sometimes you got to use whatever's around you.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: A new study says laughter can help kids lower stress,
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: straighten relationships, and even improve their brain development. So it's
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: good to get laughing at home. Business Insider has a
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: list of the highest paying jobs in every state. They're
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: all chief executives, health care jobs, lawyers, managers, pilots and
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: flight engineers and software developers. Well, those are all high
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: paying jobs. Yeah, it sounds like it. All right. So
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Dan Sullivan is accusing Dan Sullivan of rigging a Senate race.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: If you don't know, there are two Republicans with the
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: same name in Alaska. And they're trashing each other.
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: How confusing.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: How, like, Dan Sullivan's, like, all pissed off at the
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: other Dan Sullivan and doing interviews. And it's so hard
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: to follow.
• 25:26
  Speaker 11: This is serious stuff.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: That's Dan Sullivan.
• 25:28
  Speaker 11: People are going, oh, there's two Dan Sullivans. Isn't that funny? No,
• 25:31
  Speaker 11: it's cheating. And his whole purpose of running is to
• 25:34
  Speaker 11: confuse Alaskans and make them think Alaskan voters. that somehow
• 25:39
  Speaker 11: he's me. Then when he filed his campaign logo, his letterhead,
• 25:45
  Speaker 11: his website, all had my campaign logo that I've had
• 25:51
  Speaker 11: for 13 years.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Dan Sullivan.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Dan.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Dan Sullivan's got beef.
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: Dan and diabolical Dan.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: Who to vote for and who not to vote for.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: It's the same. A British woman found a very unusual
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: way of keeping her late pet dog close to her
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: by having his ashes mixed in with her semi-permanent eyeliner.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: What?
• 26:08
  Speaker 9: Ew.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: That grosses me out.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: No, that's gross.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: That sounds like unsanitary.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: I saw Peyton talk about this thing. You're talking about
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: this Korean thing?
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Korean lash lift.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's the girl that runs our Love Pup
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: social media. She's amazing. Her name's Angelina. And I saw her,
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: so Peyton brought it up the other day. I just
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: heard her saying it. And then on my Instagram, Angelina
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: goes and gets Korean eyeliner and, or what is it?
• 26:35
  Speaker 10: Korean lash lift. It's your natural eyelash. It's basically, they
• 26:39
  Speaker 10: put some kind of product to lift your eyelashes, but
• 26:42
  Speaker 10: they do it different than a regular lash lift.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: I got to see this video because it looked like
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: they flipped her eyelids and did something.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of how it looked.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it looked a little like, oh, thank you. That's
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: a little weird.
• 26:51
  Speaker 10: Have Angelina send me her girl because I want it back.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: I'll send it to you.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What do you have for life hacks, Rich?
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: You ever go to a work site and you see
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: the people in the vest and you're like, I wonder
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: what color those vests mean. Here's how you can tell.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: Here's your life hack. Yellow, commonly used by general workers.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: I have a yellow vest. I know you have a
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: yellow vest.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I try to sneak into Coachella with it.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Well, so they think you're a general worker. Orange is
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: traffic people. Green, safety officers. Blue, electricians. Red, emergency responders.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: And if you ever want to see the person in charge,
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: the supervisor, white vests, knowing the color code. can make
• 27:27
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• 27:29
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• 27:32
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