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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of I Heart Radio. Welcome
- 0:27Speaker 1: back to the show, Ridiculous Historians. Thank you all so
- 0:30Speaker 1: much as always for tuning in. Jay Paul Getty, John
- 0:35Speaker 1: Paul Getty jpg so cartoonishly jpeg, incredibly incredibly cheap jpeg.
- 0:42Speaker 1: Was he's a miser, He's a skin flint. He never
- 0:46Speaker 1: met a penny he didn't think should be his. Where
- 0:50Speaker 1: is the origin of skin flint? It makes me, I mean,
- 0:52Speaker 1: I know we're a family show, but it makes me
- 0:54Speaker 1: think of skin flute. You can, you can, you can
- 0:58Speaker 1: put together what you all with that one. But that's
- 1:01Speaker 1: what I always think of when I hear skin flint.
- 1:03Speaker 1: What is the origin? I must know it comes from
- 1:06Speaker 1: the fact that flint, as like flint, is such a
- 1:11Speaker 1: brittle and hard material that you can't remove the skin
- 1:16Speaker 1: of a flint without shattering it. So people who try
- 1:19Speaker 1: to do that are so cheap that they just won't
- 1:22Speaker 1: buy more flint. This was back when flint was a
- 1:24Speaker 1: much more active part of most people's lives. For fire Man,
- 1:29Speaker 1: you know whatever music yeah jpeg, Oh man, I can't
- 1:36Speaker 1: believe we went through a whole episode without making that connection.
- 1:39Speaker 1: I have another there's another coworker of hours that I
- 1:42Speaker 1: call Jpeg. I used to call Casey Pegram see peg
- 1:44Speaker 1: and he didn't like don't like that, didn't like it,
- 1:49Speaker 1: didn't like it. He's a very particular dude. That's fair.
- 1:52Speaker 1: That's fair. Lovely dude. I got to see uh Casey
- 1:55Speaker 1: Pegram in in Corporeal a week or so ago, right, yeah,
- 1:59Speaker 1: I like it, did a training session at the at
- 2:01Speaker 1: the new office and there he was the same as
- 2:05Speaker 1: he ever was. It's been almost it's been over a
- 2:06Speaker 1: year since we've seen each othern person. It was really lovely.
- 2:09Speaker 1: Oh that's super producer Max. Yeah, and you're an OL
- 2:17Speaker 1: and I'm Ben no Bro. You can call me no Bro.
- 2:20Speaker 1: And I want to point out that I'll let you
- 2:21Speaker 1: guys call me a million different nicknames. Yeah, yeah, I
- 2:25Speaker 1: I think um, y'all should just remember that. Okay. Well,
- 2:31Speaker 1: when it comes time to to deed our states to someone, yes,
- 2:36Speaker 1: you'll you'll ruin this this mbio. Well, first we have
- 2:39Speaker 1: to make it an empire. And what better way than
- 2:42Speaker 1: starting with part two of this two part series on
- 2:45Speaker 1: the saga of the Getty Family. With thanks our research
- 2:48Speaker 1: associate Dr Zach We saved this because we thought it
- 2:51Speaker 1: was a natural break in the story. I don't know
- 2:55Speaker 1: what kind of sound cues this results in, but we
- 2:58Speaker 1: need to all right, we'll we previously left you without
- 3:02Speaker 1: a dope beat the step two we were talking about
- 3:07Speaker 1: the beginning of this kidnapping the golden Hippie of Rome,
- 3:12Speaker 1: John Paul Getty the third had been kidnapped. A ransom
- 3:16Speaker 1: note had been sent. The mob was after some of
- 3:19Speaker 1: that sweet, sweet Getty money. Now, kidnapping rich folks is
- 3:23Speaker 1: an age old enterprise. It continues here today. Be careful,
- 3:29Speaker 1: but or even just like kidnapping Americans of of of
- 3:32Speaker 1: moderate means, because the currency is often so much more valuable. Right,
- 3:37Speaker 1: but we have uh, we've introduced some of our characters here.
- 3:44Speaker 1: We talked about Gail, We talked about the leader of
- 3:46Speaker 1: the at the time, sin Quanta. But as smart as
- 3:51Speaker 1: the mafio, so were they, Bush would say, they miss
- 3:55Speaker 1: underestimated how Getty Senior looked at the world. The old man, Uh,
- 4:04Speaker 1: the old Man did not take kindly to threats, and
- 4:07Speaker 1: he certainly didn't like anybody touching money. That what like
- 4:12Speaker 1: money in general. The thing about billionaires, you know, there's
- 4:16Speaker 1: there's a good case to be made. This might be
- 4:18Speaker 1: a hot take. There's a good case to be made that, uh,
- 4:21Speaker 1: being a billionaire might qualify you for certain mental conditions,
- 4:28Speaker 1: like I have nomania right right right? Well like the
- 4:33Speaker 1: ideas um oh, I think it was John Kleee for
- 4:35Speaker 1: money Python. He had this great example about it. He said,
- 4:38Speaker 1: let's think of chocolate. A lot of people like chocolate.
- 4:42Speaker 1: If you come to my house and you open the fridge,
- 4:44Speaker 1: you might see a bit of chocolate, and you think, oh,
- 4:47Speaker 1: he's a nice guy. He's like me. He likes chocolate.
- 4:50Speaker 1: But if you walked into my house and it was
- 4:51Speaker 1: filled to the ceiling with chocolate, and I asked if
- 4:54Speaker 1: you had any chocolate in your pocket, and you did,
- 4:57Speaker 1: and I got angry at you, then that is what
- 5:00Speaker 1: being a billionaires like. You're angry that other people have
- 5:04Speaker 1: a thing, right, and uh you know jpeg John Paul
- 5:08Speaker 1: Ghetti the main he was incredibly thrifty because he did
- 5:16Speaker 1: not get his thrills from spending money. He got his
- 5:20Speaker 1: thrills from making money, from amassing money from stacking that chocolate.
- 5:25Speaker 1: And that is is usually oftentimes the case for folks
- 5:29Speaker 1: that come from this kind of generational well, especially if
- 5:34Speaker 1: something you did, lad to it ballooning, you know, which
- 5:37Speaker 1: we know that the John Paulghetti he did have some
- 5:41Speaker 1: business acumen, and he did. He was a good steward
- 5:44Speaker 1: of that more modest family fortune that that that that
- 5:48Speaker 1: came before him, and then he turned it into an
- 5:50Speaker 1: outright empire. And you don't build empires by giving handouts, right, yeah,
- 5:55Speaker 1: at least not not a getty style of fortune. So
- 5:59Speaker 1: this guy was so cheap folks, so very like beyond thrifty. Okay,
- 6:05Speaker 1: I'm an eagle scout. I get it. Thrifty, brave, clean
- 6:07Speaker 1: and reverend. Those are all good things. But he took
- 6:10Speaker 1: it too far, you could say. And you could also say,
- 6:13Speaker 1: had to be this, have to have this sort of
- 6:16Speaker 1: mindset to reach his financial position. But he was known
- 6:21Speaker 1: as a skin flint domizer in his day. He was
- 6:24Speaker 1: always looking for a loophole at tax deduction. He was
- 6:28Speaker 1: the kind of he was the type of dude who
- 6:30Speaker 1: if he ever went into a civilian grocery store, you
- 6:33Speaker 1: can be dang sure he was looking for manager specials.
- 6:37Speaker 1: He got coupons. He might have been the type of
- 6:40Speaker 1: guy to poke a hole in something and demand a
- 6:42Speaker 1: discount because he quote unquote found it that way. That's
- 6:45Speaker 1: how cheap this guy is, crazy town. Yeah, manipulatively cheap.
- 6:49Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah. The Time magazine article on the
- 6:53Speaker 1: history of the Getty kidnapping by Olivia B. Waxman summed
- 6:57Speaker 1: up beautifully his penny pinching had become legend. He eats simply,
- 7:02Speaker 1: dress as well, but inexpensively spends about two eight hours
- 7:05Speaker 1: a week for personal needs. He once took a party
- 7:07Speaker 1: of friends to a dog show in London. The admission
- 7:10Speaker 1: fuse five shillings about seventy cents American, but a sign
- 7:13Speaker 1: over the entrance at half price after five pm. It
- 7:16Speaker 1: was then twelve minutes to five, said billionaire Getty. Let
- 7:21Speaker 1: us take a walk around the block for a few minutes,
- 7:24Speaker 1: like like it was just planning it all along a
- 7:26Speaker 1: lovely stroll. The Time magazine article goes on yees long quotes.
- 7:31Speaker 1: We're gonna split it up. So. On another occasion, he
- 7:34Speaker 1: was persuaded by British born author and actress ethel Leven
- 7:38Speaker 1: to send some silk ties to famed art critic Bernard Berenson,
- 7:42Speaker 1: whom she and Getty had just visited while preparing for
- 7:45Speaker 1: their book Collector's Choice, which is a well reviewed narrative
- 7:49Speaker 1: of their hunt for Our Treasures. Getty caught Levan writing
- 7:55Speaker 1: from Paul and Ethel on the accompanying card. He immediately
- 7:59Speaker 1: demanded she paid half the cost of the ties on
- 8:01Speaker 1: the ground that she was getting half the credit for
- 8:04Speaker 1: the gift. That's unnecessarily aggressive. It's rough. Yeah, there's there's
- 8:11Speaker 1: there are other stories the stuff is like, is honestly
- 8:14Speaker 1: legend um? Like he I think it's something to do
- 8:18Speaker 1: with the phone book. Yeah, yeah, he was so. The
- 8:23Speaker 1: way this story goes, he was getting a renovation done
- 8:27Speaker 1: on a British estate and he installed a pay phone
- 8:32Speaker 1: during the construction, and so if you were his guest
- 8:35Speaker 1: and you came over, you had to pay for your
- 8:37Speaker 1: own phone calls. Later after, after construction was complete, he
- 8:42Speaker 1: did apparently remove it, but during that time he was like,
- 8:45Speaker 1: if that call is important, that's on you. You know.
- 8:49Speaker 1: There was I can't remember who it was. It might
- 8:51Speaker 1: have been Iced Tea who had a vending machine installed
- 8:56Speaker 1: in his mansion and when his friends came over and
- 8:59Speaker 1: wanted to snap X, he just told them to go
- 9:01Speaker 1: to the vending machine. Wow, it's not very aspitable, is
- 9:06Speaker 1: it iced Tea. I can't remember specifically him, but yeah,
- 9:11Speaker 1: that's that's brand for iced Tea. Seems pretty generous. Hope
- 9:16Speaker 1: that's not true. I hope so too. I hope I'm
- 9:17Speaker 1: I'm remembering a different person. But there's definitely a person
- 9:21Speaker 1: who's done that. So this is what the Mafia was
- 9:24Speaker 1: not aware of. They weren't aware of the mindset of
- 9:29Speaker 1: this guy of John Paul Getty. And he also seemed
- 9:35Speaker 1: to be very cold to people who were family members,
- 9:39Speaker 1: even if they weren't useful to the business enterprise. He
- 9:43Speaker 1: might be at best indifferent to them, but he also
- 9:47Speaker 1: would as sad as is to say, he seemed to
- 9:51Speaker 1: consider some of them irrelevant, including his youngest son, Timothy
- 9:56Speaker 1: where Getty. Timothy had a lot of health problem from
- 10:00Speaker 1: very young age. He had a brain to her that
- 10:03Speaker 1: caused him to go blind at age six, and he
- 10:06Speaker 1: passed away when he was twelve years old, and his
- 10:08Speaker 1: father did not go to the funeral. Can you imagine. Yeah,
- 10:13Speaker 1: apparently has an aversion to weddings and funerals, and I
- 10:16Speaker 1: don't know, maybe maybe just an aversion to life. To
- 10:19Speaker 1: other people, you know, it seems like one of those
- 10:21Speaker 1: guys that would just prefer to again swimming his see
- 10:25Speaker 1: of coins. Do you think he talks to money like
- 10:27Speaker 1: is his best friend his first dollar bill or something? Yeah,
- 10:31Speaker 1: I just you know, it just strikes me then, like
- 10:33Speaker 1: people like this they can't have very happy lives. You know,
- 10:38Speaker 1: they've got all the money in the world. Throw that
- 10:40Speaker 1: catchphrase around again because it's appropriate here. But what kind
- 10:44Speaker 1: of fulfillment you know, five wives, seemingly you know, no
- 10:51Speaker 1: meaningful relationship with family. What's the point of it all?
- 10:55Speaker 1: You know, if if not to to have a happy life,
- 10:59Speaker 1: you know, I mean, I it's about legacy again, back
- 11:02Speaker 1: to succession. It does seem like legacy and this idea
- 11:05Speaker 1: of being larger than life and having your you know,
- 11:09Speaker 1: your name carry on, you know, well passed your death.
- 11:12Speaker 1: And obviously we know any think about Baghetti foundation, all
- 11:15Speaker 1: of the things associated with Getty. He certainly did. That
- 11:18Speaker 1: certainly did happen. So if that's what he was, you know,
- 11:21Speaker 1: banking on, then I guess good on you. But he
- 11:24Speaker 1: just didn't seem to be a particularly jolly fellow. Yeah, agreed,
- 11:28Speaker 1: And this is you know, it can be tough to
- 11:30Speaker 1: understand the inner workings of another person's mind. It's always
- 11:34Speaker 1: a little bit of a black box. But we can
- 11:37Speaker 1: measure people by their actions, right, and his actions seem
- 11:41Speaker 1: to consistently prize growth of his financial empire over the
- 11:47Speaker 1: well being of his social relationships and his family. He
- 11:51Speaker 1: even this from a great Rolling Stone article by Amelia
- 11:55Speaker 1: McDonald Perry. Apparently, during the time his fifth saw was
- 12:00Speaker 1: going through all these medical problems, J Paul Getty told
- 12:04Speaker 1: his wife that she was spending too much money on
- 12:07Speaker 1: his son's medical care. Like that's also again, that's arctic
- 12:13Speaker 1: level cold. So we were we know that the mob
- 12:23Speaker 1: was not aware really of the guy they were messing with.
- 12:27Speaker 1: They didn't know the nature the bear they were poking,
- 12:30Speaker 1: and they were thinking, all right, we'll set this ransom
- 12:33Speaker 1: at seventy million dollars to us, that is an ungodly
- 12:38Speaker 1: amount of money for most people. But John Paul Getty
- 12:44Speaker 1: is a billionaire, and so it's not going to hurt
- 12:49Speaker 1: him at all, especially if we're saying, you do this
- 12:52Speaker 1: to save your grandson. But what they didn't know is J.
- 12:55Speaker 1: Paul Getty liked his grandson's mom. He liked Gail, he
- 13:00Speaker 1: thought she was cool, but he didn't like this grandson
- 13:05Speaker 1: he considered him effectless. And then we're talking about this
- 13:09Speaker 1: off air. Uh. One of the things that stayed with
- 13:13Speaker 1: this guy who held onto grudges as tightly as he
- 13:15Speaker 1: held on the money. By the way, he was still
- 13:18Speaker 1: mad at his grandson because one one time his grandson
- 13:22Speaker 1: showed up wearing trainers sneakers basically to visit him at
- 13:27Speaker 1: this two door manor house, Sutton place. Oh the goal exactly,
- 13:33Speaker 1: that's unwashed with a snapper welp turning up to the
- 13:37Speaker 1: manda and and trainers. I know, effectless means irresponsible, lacking
- 13:45Speaker 1: strength of character. Yeah yeah, shiftless lab exactly. But he
- 13:52Speaker 1: did he committed a worst offense. He was a hippie
- 13:55Speaker 1: and the golden hippie of golden hippie and uh jpg
- 14:02Speaker 1: old jpeg. Also, you know, didn't like the fact that
- 14:06Speaker 1: he seemed to be following in his father's footsteps. Um,
- 14:10Speaker 1: you know, who had moved to Rome and and and
- 14:12Speaker 1: got on the horse and all that stuff and uh
- 14:15Speaker 1: and and made a bit of a you know, dragged
- 14:17Speaker 1: the family name through the mud a little bit in
- 14:19Speaker 1: his eyes. So he said he wanted nothing to do
- 14:22Speaker 1: with either of them until they quote changed their ways.
- 14:28Speaker 1: So he was definitely passing down some moral authority kind
- 14:32Speaker 1: of judgment from on high. So he alleges a conspiracy
- 14:37Speaker 1: and he says, my grand Saunders staged this crisis because
- 14:41Speaker 1: he's after money. And then later when he realizes, no,
- 14:45Speaker 1: he didn't stage the crisis. The Golden Hippie that's his
- 14:48Speaker 1: most famous nickname, had in fact been kidnapped by the mob,
- 14:52Speaker 1: he doubled down. He still blamed his grandson, the Golden Hippie,
- 14:56Speaker 1: for quote getting kidnapped in the first place, and thereby
- 14:59Speaker 1: involved him and his grandfather with the dreaded mafia. This
- 15:03Speaker 1: is all according to a guy named John Pearson, the
- 15:06Speaker 1: author of a great book called Painfully Rich, The Outrageous
- 15:09Speaker 1: Fortune and Misfortune of the Heirs of J. Paul Getty. Yeah,
- 15:15Speaker 1: talk about victim blaming right right. And the truth seems
- 15:19Speaker 1: to be that the old man has been well aware
- 15:22Speaker 1: of the possibility of kidnapping and extortion well before the grandson,
- 15:26Speaker 1: the Golden Hippie disappeared, And because John Paul Jr. Had
- 15:33Speaker 1: kind of fallen out of contact with his dad, it
- 15:38Speaker 1: felt a gale to go to the old man Getty
- 15:41Speaker 1: Senior herself, and he initially said now I have fourteen
- 15:49Speaker 1: other grandchildren. If I pay one penny now, then I
- 15:53Speaker 1: will have fourteen kidnapped grandchildren. We do not negotiate with terrorists.
- 15:59Speaker 1: I added that last part. But that's I mean, it's
- 16:03Speaker 1: very much a like, well I have He doesn't come
- 16:06Speaker 1: out and say it. It's like I have thirteen other
- 16:08Speaker 1: ones I can lose one. Yeah, it's it's uh, you know,
- 16:12Speaker 1: you see that Scotch Irish background come into play. But
- 16:16Speaker 1: also also there's this, uh, there's this implication that he's
- 16:20Speaker 1: doing the math and he's saying it's not seventeen million once,
- 16:24Speaker 1: it's at minimum seventeen million times thirteen, knowing that the
- 16:28Speaker 1: price might get higher each time. He's doing a risk assessment. Yeah,
- 16:34Speaker 1: with with human capital family, you know, I mean even
- 16:39Speaker 1: the mom is confused. Even they didn't realize they've inserted
- 16:44Speaker 1: themselves in the middle of the most dysfunctional family. Uh ever,
- 16:49Speaker 1: and they're just like wait what uh and man, it
- 16:52Speaker 1: gets weirder, worser better. I don't know how to even
- 16:56Speaker 1: say it. Yeah, it's Czarre. It's so surreal. It's like, um,
- 17:01Speaker 1: you know, this is not a funny situation, but you
- 17:03Speaker 1: could make a dark comedy out of the conversations they're
- 17:06Speaker 1: having because our guys sin Quanta from the Italian mob there,
- 17:11Speaker 1: he is the point person to be on the phone
- 17:14Speaker 1: with Gail, and he just doesn't get it. He's like,
- 17:18Speaker 1: this guy is that rich and he's not gonna save
- 17:20Speaker 1: his own grandson. And he goes, who is this so
- 17:23Speaker 1: called grandfather? You know, how can he leave his own
- 17:26Speaker 1: flesh and blood and the plight that your poor son
- 17:28Speaker 1: is in. Here is the richest man in America and
- 17:30Speaker 1: you tell me he refuses to find just ten milliardi
- 17:34Speaker 1: for his grandson's safety, Senora, you take me for a fool. Yeah,
- 17:38Speaker 1: And that's the thing he's he's literally by refusing to
- 17:42Speaker 1: pay or to even help or even entertain the idea
- 17:45Speaker 1: of this could be real. He's putting his his family
- 17:49Speaker 1: in worse in a worse situation where now they're potentially
- 17:53Speaker 1: at risk because the mob thinks that they're jerking them around.
- 17:56Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they don't believe it because family is so
- 17:59Speaker 1: important to them. Job right, this does not compute. And
- 18:02Speaker 1: uh yeah, so we might be we might be bloodthirsty criminals,
- 18:08Speaker 1: but damn it if we miss family dinner, right, we
- 18:10Speaker 1: like our kids what is wrong with you Americans? Uh
- 18:14Speaker 1: So he ends up pleading with her. You know, it's
- 18:18Speaker 1: almost like a negot It is a negotiating help me,
- 18:21Speaker 1: help you exactly exactly he's saying, you know, because he
- 18:25Speaker 1: doesn't see himself as a bad guy. He sees himself
- 18:27Speaker 1: as doing his job. And so he says, look, please
- 18:30Speaker 1: find some way to get the money. We're too far
- 18:33Speaker 1: down this road, and I have to tell you the
- 18:37Speaker 1: people who are holding your son are going to harm
- 18:40Speaker 1: him if we don't get this cash, this ransom. And
- 18:44Speaker 1: then Gail does the next natural thing and says, prove
- 18:47Speaker 1: to me that my son is alive. He says, okay,
- 18:52Speaker 1: tell me questions only the golden hippie would know the
- 18:54Speaker 1: answers to. I'll get those answers and I'll call you back,
- 18:58Speaker 1: and he does so he roofs that this kid's alive.
- 19:03Speaker 1: And this kidnapping goes on for months and months. Paul
- 19:07Speaker 1: gets very sick. Uh set Quanta even calls Gail when
- 19:11Speaker 1: when the boy falls ill and says, hey, your son
- 19:15Speaker 1: start doing well, what do I do to keep him healthy?
- 19:18Speaker 1: And it's not like a threat, He's like asking, how
- 19:20Speaker 1: do I meet the kid? Doesn't die. Yeah, this person,
- 19:23Speaker 1: this go between is a pretty sympathetic character in this
- 19:28Speaker 1: uh weird in some weirdly right she you know, she says,
- 19:32Speaker 1: keep keeping warm. He's always a bit of a sickly child.
- 19:35Speaker 1: So again, like you said, when this goes on for
- 19:37Speaker 1: months and months, so some of the kidnappers involved in
- 19:40Speaker 1: this lose the interests or they're just kind of like,
- 19:43Speaker 1: I'm ready to get paid. Um, so they actually sell
- 19:46Speaker 1: out their stakes in the whole deal, even though that
- 19:49Speaker 1: was possible. It's like it's like betting on futures, you
- 19:53Speaker 1: know something. Yeah, you're selling their positions, right, And this
- 19:57Speaker 1: is a problem because it seems as though maybe some
- 20:01Speaker 1: of these folks were more loosely connected to the mafia,
- 20:05Speaker 1: uh and a little less hardcore, and they were kind
- 20:07Speaker 1: of trying to play it out without doing any serious
- 20:10Speaker 1: harm to the boy. But at this point they sell
- 20:13Speaker 1: their positions to folks that are a little more connected
- 20:16Speaker 1: to the mob and also little less friendly. Let's just say. Yeah,
- 20:23Speaker 1: it's it's like, um, with debts, a lot of times
- 20:26Speaker 1: you'll see this happen where it's like, you know, especially
- 20:29Speaker 1: if someone goes in bankruptcy, they'll sell that the person's
- 20:31Speaker 1: dead off and the other people will get like, you know,
- 20:34Speaker 1: fifteen cents off the dollar. But that's what I'm seeing
- 20:36Speaker 1: here and said, wow, that's a I didn't know that happened.
- 20:40Speaker 1: It's kind of morbid to think about. Morbid. Yeah, they
- 20:43Speaker 1: imagine a few of the original guys were saying, hey, look,
- 20:47Speaker 1: this has taken a while. We sell loose cigarettes to
- 20:50Speaker 1: get around taxes. That's our level of crime, guys. And usually,
- 20:54Speaker 1: you know, our street hustles are done like that week
- 20:57Speaker 1: or that month. This has been a journey. All the best,
- 21:01Speaker 1: good luck. The new team, as you mentioned, are much
- 21:04Speaker 1: more brutal, and they say, okay, we're gonna make good
- 21:07Speaker 1: on these threats. They must the Getti's must be bluffing
- 21:10Speaker 1: because they don't know we're serious. So Paul is still
- 21:16Speaker 1: tied up, he's still being held hostage. It is a
- 21:19Speaker 1: chilly October morning. They wake him up, they give him
- 21:23Speaker 1: a ton of brandy, I think it was. They get
- 21:25Speaker 1: him day drunk, They give him a haircut, and he
- 21:28Speaker 1: doesn't know what's happening. I imagine he's bonded a little
- 21:31Speaker 1: with some of these guys, and maybe even the original
- 21:34Speaker 1: kidnappers left because we're getting too close. But Paul gets
- 21:38Speaker 1: a bad vibe even though he's drunk, when people start
- 21:41Speaker 1: rubbing alcohol behind his right ear, and they gave him
- 21:45Speaker 1: a towel to bite on and with a razor, no
- 21:48Speaker 1: an aesthetic, they cut off his ear. Staunch the wound
- 21:51Speaker 1: and mail the ear to a newspaper. Some reservoir dogs
- 22:02Speaker 1: stuff right there. Yeah, mail mail the ear to the newspaper.
- 22:08Speaker 1: Maybe that'll get him to finally pay, because again that's
- 22:10Speaker 1: that's these these more roughneck uh folks that are that
- 22:15Speaker 1: have entered the chat and they're now slicing off ears. Yeah,
- 22:19Speaker 1: and the family didn't learn about this for quite a
- 22:22Speaker 1: while because the Italian post service was on strike, so
- 22:28Speaker 1: the ear didn't get to him for quite some time.
- 22:31Speaker 1: When it did arrive, Getty Senior, the old man himself
- 22:36Speaker 1: calls a family counsel and he strikes a unique deal
- 22:40Speaker 1: one uh he strikes to deal with the kidnappers, but
- 22:43Speaker 1: then also with his own a strange son, Junior. They haggle.
- 22:48Speaker 1: They negotiate the ransom down to three million from seventeen million.
- 22:52Speaker 1: The old man says, I'll pay two million, and his
- 22:56Speaker 1: lawyers told him that number because it was the maximum
- 23:01Speaker 1: amount he was allowed to write off on his taxes.
- 23:04Speaker 1: She's like, not a pennymore deeper and deeper this guy.
- 23:09Speaker 1: That's not the worst part. No, it's not the worst part.
- 23:12Speaker 1: And then he makes his son uh JP three's father
- 23:18Speaker 1: pay the remaining a million, which he doesn't have because
- 23:22Speaker 1: reasons that we've discussed, but in his benevolence, JPG decides
- 23:32Speaker 1: he'll loan it to his son at a very reasonable
- 23:36Speaker 1: four percent interest rate. He's turning this into a an
- 23:40Speaker 1: opportunity to get a little juice out of his son
- 23:44Speaker 1: really quick. But if I may ask, it's a trope
- 23:48Speaker 1: you know, in in in crime fiction drama, to send
- 23:52Speaker 1: a toe or an ear or whatever, you know, and
- 23:55Speaker 1: like in uh, um, what is it the big Lebowski?
- 23:58Speaker 1: You know you want to toe? I can get you
- 23:59Speaker 1: a toe. How do you know it's his ear? How
- 24:03Speaker 1: are they like? How is that such a such an
- 24:06Speaker 1: important proof of life? Well maybe it would have been
- 24:10Speaker 1: combined with a picture of the Severn. It's just I
- 24:13Speaker 1: don't know. It's a weird flex. I get that it's
- 24:15Speaker 1: an intimidation method, but you know, yeah, it's not an
- 24:19Speaker 1: especially unique ear, you could say, right, other than skin
- 24:23Speaker 1: color and maybe age of the skin unless there were
- 24:26Speaker 1: some notable disfigurations or abnormalities. But maybe it was an
- 24:31Speaker 1: honor among thieves situation. We do know that the plan
- 24:34Speaker 1: was a success. The Golden Hippies five months captivity ended
- 24:38Speaker 1: in the pre dawn hours of December ninety three. A
- 24:42Speaker 1: truck driver found him and he was just by the
- 24:46Speaker 1: side of the road, waving his arms in the universal
- 24:49Speaker 1: distress sign, and he said, I need to get to
- 24:52Speaker 1: a telephone to call my mom. I'm Paul Getty. Can
- 24:55Speaker 1: I have a cigarette? Pouring rain by the way. Very dramatic.
- 24:59Speaker 1: I'm picturing the scene from this Time magazine article describing it.
- 25:04Speaker 1: It's it's it's very cinematic. I've imagine that it's played
- 25:07Speaker 1: out in the in the in the film, we were
- 25:09Speaker 1: talking about all the money in the world, which I
- 25:10Speaker 1: really am now super intrigued to see. Yeah, may I
- 25:13Speaker 1: have a say? He's very polite, Sure he hasn't. His
- 25:17Speaker 1: manners have not waned in this Time and captivity. He's
- 25:20Speaker 1: supposedly this quoted as saying, may I have a cigarette? Please?
- 25:23Speaker 1: He seemed like a nice like a nice guy. All told.
- 25:27Speaker 1: He does make it to a police station and they
- 25:30Speaker 1: see that his right ear is missing, and he answers
- 25:34Speaker 1: some questions. It's clearly him. He survives a kidnapping, which
- 25:37Speaker 1: not everybody does. He goes on to marry a friend
- 25:41Speaker 1: of his from before his ordeal, one Martin Zaker. And
- 25:46Speaker 1: this happens two years later. So he's eighteen years old.
- 25:49Speaker 1: Remember this kid's only sixteen. He's going through a lot.
- 25:52Speaker 1: He spends almost half of a year locked up by
- 25:56Speaker 1: the mob. And the problem is that when he married
- 26:00Speaker 1: at eighteen, he has automatically disqualified himself from a stake
- 26:05Speaker 1: in his grandfather's trust because he married too young. He
- 26:08Speaker 1: and his wife have one son, who many of us
- 26:11Speaker 1: may know as the actor Balthazar Getty. And then when
- 26:16Speaker 1: the grandfather, when old Man Getty does finally pass away,
- 26:24Speaker 1: he leaves his son John, that's the junior, right, He
- 26:28Speaker 1: leaves him five bucks at his grandson, who had been kidnapped,
- 26:34Speaker 1: gets nothing, nothing, get nothing good day. So exactly, just
- 26:40Speaker 1: like Jane Wilder and Willy Wonka and uh, things get rough,
- 26:45Speaker 1: things get rough for the Golden hippie. Uh. He tries
- 26:49Speaker 1: to adjust to life after this trauma. He drinks too heavily.
- 26:53Speaker 1: He becomes addicted to drugs. He eventually tries to reform.
- 26:58Speaker 1: He tries to make a career for himself as an actor,
- 27:01Speaker 1: but he gets liver failure and he and a stroke
- 27:05Speaker 1: leaves him pretty handicapped, partially blind and quadriplegic and unable
- 27:10Speaker 1: to speak, but mentally fit as a fiddle. And that
- 27:15Speaker 1: that is a certain level of hell, is it not?
- 27:19Speaker 1: You know that locked in he's imprisoned age, being a cage.
- 27:23Speaker 1: You know our kid fire, So yeah, it's it's insane.
- 27:27Speaker 1: I can't imagine I would just I don't think, I
- 27:30Speaker 1: don't know if I I'm sorry, I'm just I'm gonna
- 27:35Speaker 1: loss for words. Just it's it's it's it's one of us.
- 27:38Speaker 1: I think it's one of my my deepest fears. Let's
- 27:41Speaker 1: to end up in a situation like that. Yeah, and
- 27:44Speaker 1: his mom cares for him until he passes away. When
- 27:49Speaker 1: he dies, his son Balthazar says, he taught us how
- 27:52Speaker 1: to live our lives and overcome obstacles and extreme adversity,
- 27:56Speaker 1: and we shall miss him dearly. It's weird too, because
- 28:01Speaker 1: we know that the old man Getty Senior was a
- 28:09Speaker 1: known philanderer in addition to being a miser and parsimonious. Right,
- 28:14Speaker 1: that's another word that Max next and now we're looking
- 28:17Speaker 1: ut P synonyms for cheap skate. And he had a
- 28:21Speaker 1: lot of lovers in addition to his five wives, but
- 28:26Speaker 1: business always one out. One of the quotes that really
- 28:32Speaker 1: stood out to me. A former wife of his next
- 28:34Speaker 1: said business was his first love. But the quote that
- 28:37Speaker 1: really stands out as he said this, a lasting relationship
- 28:42Speaker 1: with a woman is only possible if you are a
- 28:44Speaker 1: business failure. Sir, I disrespectfully disagree. No joke. Priorities. Man.
- 28:52Speaker 1: You know, it's like what what what are you in
- 28:55Speaker 1: this for? You know? Is is I mean, we all
- 28:57Speaker 1: have we only have one life. He's just a weird
- 29:00Speaker 1: way of getting your head twisted up and like this
- 29:03Speaker 1: idea of legacy and this idea of you know, living
- 29:05Speaker 1: on in some sort of perpetual way. It's such a
- 29:09Speaker 1: kind of pompous way of thinking, you know. I mean,
- 29:13Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, we we we know Getty. We know
- 29:15Speaker 1: the name. Do I think of John Paul Getty? Do
- 29:20Speaker 1: I even know what the guy looks like? You know?
- 29:22Speaker 1: All I know about him was that it was kind
- 29:24Speaker 1: of a jerk, and and was was was awful to
- 29:26Speaker 1: his family. So it's like, what what's in a name?
- 29:29Speaker 1: You know, and I don't know. I don't get him.
- 29:32Speaker 1: I'm also not a good jillionaire because I do understand
- 29:35Speaker 1: the concept of enough never being enough, you know, and
- 29:39Speaker 1: people that can't reconcile, that will never be happy because
- 29:44Speaker 1: all just about stacking and collecting and hoarding. And it's like,
- 29:48Speaker 1: you know, you get to a certain point where you
- 29:49Speaker 1: make a certain amount of money statistically, I think they
- 29:52Speaker 1: say it's like seventy dollars seventy like beyond that, everything's
- 29:59Speaker 1: just kind of extra, and then you start to create
- 30:02Speaker 1: new problems for yourself. And then you start to be like, oh,
- 30:04Speaker 1: well I need to keep up with this other person
- 30:07Speaker 1: that I'm comparing myself to, or you know, compete somehow,
- 30:11Speaker 1: um with with with whomever, you know, with this idea
- 30:13Speaker 1: of of of status and um, you know, opulence, it's
- 30:18Speaker 1: just it's a it's a slippery slope and it can
- 30:20Speaker 1: really wreck you. Well that's the thing too, I mean this,
- 30:24Speaker 1: this has always stood out to me. For a lot
- 30:27Speaker 1: of people, happiness is defined by external factors. There there
- 30:31Speaker 1: are studies that clearly indicate, you know, if you work
- 30:34Speaker 1: at a job and you make twelve thousand dollars a
- 30:37Speaker 1: year and all your co workers make twelve tho dollars
- 30:39Speaker 1: a year, You'll be all right. You'll think I'm doing okay,
- 30:43Speaker 1: I can do better. But if one of them starts
- 30:45Speaker 1: making twelve thousand, five hundred dollars a year, you'll be
- 30:48Speaker 1: incredibly unhappy. And the same thing if you work at
- 30:51Speaker 1: a place where everybody makes two hundred thousand dollars a
- 30:55Speaker 1: year and one person makes two hundred and one thousand
- 30:58Speaker 1: dollars a year, you will be incredibly unhappy unless you
- 31:02Speaker 1: You always will be unless you learn to define happiness
- 31:06Speaker 1: in terms of internal variables. Right, you are the main
- 31:10Speaker 1: character of your story and everybody else is the main
- 31:13Speaker 1: character of their own. But with that, unless we I'll
- 31:16Speaker 1: step off the soapbox. I just feel strongly about this.
- 31:19Speaker 1: Unless we start moralizing or over moralizing, maybe we end
- 31:24Speaker 1: it here. Money always doesn't always make people happy. There's
- 31:28Speaker 1: some great Ted talks about this as well. I'm also
- 31:31Speaker 1: thinking of r s A Animate the It's a great series.
- 31:35Speaker 1: Have you guys seen that. I'm gonna send it to
- 31:39Speaker 1: you along with that other Saturday Night Live sketch you
- 31:42Speaker 1: mentioned in part one. Didn't forget. I'll send that right
- 31:45Speaker 1: after we get out here. But I think this story
- 31:48Speaker 1: does tell us a lot about the dangers of success,
- 31:53Speaker 1: how success can be defined, and gosh, yeah, just what
- 31:57Speaker 1: a wild ride. Thanks to everybody for tuning in. Thank
- 32:00Speaker 1: to alleged Getty Descendants super producer Max Williams for letting
- 32:05Speaker 1: us tell your family story I think maybe allegedly, sure, allegedly. Yeah,
- 32:11Speaker 1: as long as we put enough alleged least in there,
- 32:12Speaker 1: we're good to go. Thanks also to Alex Williams who
- 32:16Speaker 1: composed this track. Thanks to research associate doctor Zach who
- 32:21Speaker 1: else no, and thanks to you, sir Oh. Thanks to
- 32:24Speaker 1: you as well, Chris Roscions here in spirit of course. Uh, clister,
- 32:28Speaker 1: did you say something about the clister? Not yet? Yeah?
- 32:31Speaker 1: There there he is? What is he coming by? We should?
- 32:34Speaker 1: We should? Uh? I don't know, burn some some sort
- 32:37Speaker 1: of demonic herb. Perhaps that will attract to attention, you know.
- 32:43Speaker 1: I hope he hasn't been kidnapped, sane. We'll see you
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