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#523 We Don't DELETE SELENA the Same with Saul Trujillo · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: What is up?
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back everybody to another episode of The Waken Bake Hero,
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  Speaker 2: tuning in once again here. I hope everybody, first of all,
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  Speaker 2: is staying safe out there despite the whole situation that's
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  Speaker 2: going on in California. Yes, it's almost over. Yes we're
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  Speaker 2: still full of crazy people. So as a fellow Agelino
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 2: Don't let motherfuckers fuck this state up. Bro. I feel
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  Speaker 2: like God's keeping me away from seeing somebody lighting a fire,
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  Speaker 2: even if it's like a trash can fire, just because
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  Speaker 2: he knows I deck him in the face.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I looked on my car twice. I was like, am
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  Speaker 2: let's go ahead and int your deuced my toxic co
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  Speaker 2: host XG.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on, sub dog? I'm back. I think I
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  Speaker 1: should miss more often. Some of your fools were calling
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  Speaker 1: me that you missed me. You stop calling me the
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  Speaker 1: F word, and then somebody us were concerned me and
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  Speaker 1: he's all got in a fight. Now I'm back.
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  Speaker 2: I felt loved, I felt the love, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I should miss more often. Y'all. Stop
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  Speaker 1: thinking I'm gay and ship since.
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  Speaker 2: Makes the heart girl fonder. That's not that's not what
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  Speaker 2: you should take out of the situation. Ray Ray said it.
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  Speaker 2: Ray Cleary, your face is on the LOWO. You've been
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  Speaker 2: doing this year for like five years with me or
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  Speaker 2: something like. People expect you to show.
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  Speaker 1: Up, you know, but the fans sometimes make it feel
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  Speaker 1: like y'all don't like me.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, you know who else feels that? Hey,
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  Speaker 2: you know who else gets those messages and other podcasts?
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  Speaker 2: Rodrigo when he doesn't fucking show up because he's on
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  Speaker 2: the fucking logo. I was like, you know, I was like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, if the pet Boys there was only two
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  Speaker 2: out of three, Joe or whatever his name would get
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  Speaker 2: fucking yelled at bro. They all need to show up
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  Speaker 2: x G.
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, I'm here, I'm back, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Back, yeah or anyways, uh now, are to our important
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  Speaker 2: section here at our bar? What's with our important co host?
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  Speaker 2: All the way from Canada where our fucking uh fire
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  Speaker 2: bombers came from. Let's go what's going on? Canadian? Homie nitty?
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  Speaker 3: Good morning foods. I'm happy to be here. If you've
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  Speaker 3: got smog problems, I feel bad for you.
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  Speaker 2: Son.
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  Speaker 3: We got nine to nine problems, but small gate one.
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  Speaker 3: Go see the boys at the mission smog and yo,
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  Speaker 3: is your car gonna need that soon?
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  Speaker 2: Or is your car too new? My car is good?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a thing? Canada?
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  Speaker 4: Some smocks like y'all do.
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  Speaker 3: There is, but in Ontario where I live, they canceled it.
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  Speaker 3: You don't have to do that anymore, get rid of it.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, hell yeah, it happened over the pandemic.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, fuck it, Just fucking drive your car. What
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  Speaker 2: are all the fucking motorcycle gang businesses is gonna do
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  Speaker 2: now to longer money?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, they'll figure out another way, it's all. But in
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  Speaker 3: Canada it's all government ship money all goes okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because out here, like if you go to the valley,
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  Speaker 2: every single smock check is owned by a biker gang.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe it. Everything out here is owned by
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  Speaker 3: some sort of gang.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you that. I'll tell you that much.
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  Speaker 2: I used to work in the car business in the valley.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you Ray for running the boards as per usual.
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  Speaker 2: Check them out of the Morning Shot films in Morning
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  Speaker 2: Real Podcast and let's give it up. Welcome welcoming him
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  Speaker 2: back to the podcast once again. But this man has
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  Speaker 2: been working hard, very funny. He has a special coming out.
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  Speaker 2: I believe it's coming out next week. It's titled Yolanda
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  Speaker 2: Give it up for the one and only the very
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  Speaker 2: hilarious here.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody, ah ah, blow that my face, Nitny, blow it
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  Speaker 5: down my face.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, someone just came. I miss it. I miss it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: first time anyone asked me to blow them.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm in Hollywood, I got it. You can
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  Speaker 2: used to say, yes, this is good.
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  Speaker 5: I wish there was a Glade air freshener that just
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  Speaker 5: did this right now. And it's who cool called me sober?
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  Speaker 5: It was Ray. You guys calling me sober. I'm not
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  Speaker 5: sober now. That means drugs beat you, all right, that
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  Speaker 5: doesn't mean that not for me.
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  Speaker 2: You won. I won, man, I can't. Temporary.
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  Speaker 5: It's a temporary hiatus from marijuana. Because me and my
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  Speaker 5: lady are trying to have a kid again. Like we're
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  Speaker 5: gonna try. I'm gonna try to go get my sperm checked.
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  Speaker 5: I know it's gonna be nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Say Bob Marley had like one hundred kids, and this
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  Speaker 3: guy smoked weed all day.
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  Speaker 2: He also smoked like low grade. Yeah, he would have
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  Speaker 2: two hundred kids if he smoked the good ship.
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  Speaker 5: That ship that they try to sell you in New York,
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  Speaker 5: that like I got that loud, Like bitch, no you don't.
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  Speaker 5: I'm from California. You don't got that loud in New York.
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  Speaker 2: Get out of here. They'd be spray ship in New
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  Speaker 2: York like as we know, bro, Like every time, like
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  Speaker 2: there's a few like I've smoked, you know, shout out
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  Speaker 2: to the homie Smoothies. He's like, he's legit, he's a
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  Speaker 2: jit with it. But he literally broke down the ugliness
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  Speaker 2: of like the spraying ship. And I'm just like, for
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  Speaker 2: foods are out there spraying the packs with autism and ship, bro,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like Fina, Yeah, brother, just
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  Speaker 2: like fucking Tina, let me spray this ship with autism.
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  Speaker 2: Motherfucker's gonna get retarded with this year.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 5: I just know that I'd be walking down like Manhattan
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  Speaker 5: or whatever, and they'd he smell like farts And I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: is that that loud?
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  Speaker 2: Because that's not That's not good New York loud. New
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  Speaker 2: York loud is gross. That's that sprayed down ship.
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  Speaker 3: No I miss it, man, But hold on, Like I
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  Speaker 3: I never in my head thought about like if you're
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  Speaker 3: gonna have a kid, try to be sober for it.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, here's the thing. All all my white friends
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  Speaker 5: got in my head about it. They're like, oh, you
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  Speaker 5: gotta stop smoking weed because it affects the conception of all.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck.
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  Speaker 1: I don't do it on that lawyer sperm count what
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  Speaker 1: they're supposed to look for, lawyer your lady white?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, that makes sense. Sorry white and forty. So
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  Speaker 5: it's called a high risk pregnancy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh damn. They have a term for this. Hold are you, brother,
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  Speaker 2: I'm forty? Oh you look so young man, Thank you
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  Speaker 2: very much? Like five?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I thought you were five?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, yeah, thank you. I was going to say twenties. No, No,
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  Speaker 2: that's okay either way, because thirty five is a good
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  Speaker 2: looking age. It is a good looking age.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go back.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta get through. I'll take thirty five. I'll be
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  Speaker 2: thirty five. Your bones don't hurt as much at forty, Bro,
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  Speaker 2: I hear like it's like a brol the check ins
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  Speaker 2: and like, really gotta get checked.
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  Speaker 5: I got I do, I got it right now. I
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  Speaker 5: can barely move my neck to you, like what's up?
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  Speaker 1: Dog? So question, So have you guys been to the doctor?
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  Speaker 1: What's the rundown? Like, I mean, here's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to do it this year. We're supposed to.
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  Speaker 5: Like I'm gonna tell her in the next month or
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  Speaker 5: so for her to go check her ship and check
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  Speaker 5: my sh.
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  Speaker 2: It and if it's possible. Cool.
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  Speaker 5: But as soon as I realize, oh, we're not gonna
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  Speaker 5: have a kid, I'm back on that wagon.
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  Speaker 1: And it's still old school, like you're gonna go in there,
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna give you a DVD.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna drink off until cop Yeah, what.
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  Speaker 2: You're doing Juno style?
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  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: What's Juno style?
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  Speaker 4: Like we like examination? No, I don't think they're gonna
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  Speaker 4: do that, but they're gonna go see.
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  Speaker 5: If I don't have a kid, I don't have fucking
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  Speaker 5: that type of money.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, if the doctor tells you it's not possible, do
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  Speaker 3: me a favorite and just do acid and try again.
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  Speaker 2: Acid.
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  Speaker 3: What if the baby comes out and he like stays
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  Speaker 3: up there, bro have an acid baby, it's gonna be sick.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: If I want to raise an acid baby, he'll just
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  Speaker 2: be chill, He'll be mad chill. Come on, a fish fan.
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  Speaker 2: Don't want Shaggy from Scooby doo A is your son, brock.
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  Speaker 5: Like, you don't have a son no more? You got
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  Speaker 5: like a pet at that point.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't give him water. Water. A dog
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  Speaker 2: is easier to raise. You got kids, have no kids. Goddamn,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just nobody. I'm just talking Reddit. Ray does you
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  Speaker 2: got kids?
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  Speaker 5: What was the trick for you?
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  Speaker 4: Ray?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Step chill and that's how you Okay, So yeah, we're
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  Speaker 3: the hard part, but they call you that.
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  Speaker 2: I wish we could all just skip the hard part, bro.
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  Speaker 2: But like then there's like sentiment like that's when you
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  Speaker 2: become attached to the baby, right when like they're crying,
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  Speaker 2: and then you got to be like, this is my son,
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  Speaker 2: this is my yeah. Yeah, but like if you could
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  Speaker 2: just have the click remote and be like, all right, bro,
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  Speaker 2: I sid one year, so let me skip the fire.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think kids are ship. I think kids ain't ship.
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  Speaker 5: But until like I probably have that kid, that's when
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  Speaker 5: I'll have that fucking That's what he tells.
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  Speaker 2: Me all the time, even though he doesn't have a kid,
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  Speaker 2: because I I just.
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  Speaker 1: Man, I've met enough. You've seen their life change where
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  Speaker 1: they went from fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Kids something goes oh ship, my come did it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: This is me, this is little me, this is my
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  Speaker 2: this is me running around. I got it. I'm in
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  Speaker 2: charge of that.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say they say so for God forbid that they
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  Speaker 1: say that you can't okay, would you adopt?
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  Speaker 4: Would you be if.
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  Speaker 5: If the career goes the way it goes, yeah, probably
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  Speaker 5: like it goes good if it goes good where I
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  Speaker 5: can afford it financially. You just if you just come
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  Speaker 5: into a girl and they have a kid, get you
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  Speaker 5: figure it out. But if you have the money, you're like,
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go buy one.
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  Speaker 2: Select.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna get a Chinese one, you know, or a
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  Speaker 5: little black one.
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  Speaker 2: I want to be treated that situation though, like a
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  Speaker 2: fucking like an NFL scout or like like I'd be like,
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  Speaker 2: you shut you know what I mean? Like I would go.
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  Speaker 2: I would go and be like, so I hear there's
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  Speaker 2: a lot of orphans in Brazil the best soccer players
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  Speaker 2: from Yeah, I'd be like, let me go to the favelas.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be like, look that one over the other one
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  Speaker 2: that's kicking the ball right there, like a baseball scout
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  Speaker 2: for I gotta be like listen, man.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, this can see I can see you
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  Speaker 4: going to like a.
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  Speaker 2: Show up in there with Adidas tracks.
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  Speaker 1: You'd be like, yeah, that was the like an I
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  Speaker 1: coun see all strung up to an orphanage and just
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: like treating it like sports like an actual I.
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: Jump I do the physical I have them do the
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  Speaker 2: physical test we used to do in pee beep test.
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  Speaker 5: It's all like an infant, It's all a how f
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  Speaker 5: fast can you run your forty I'm trying to take ten.
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  Speaker 2: At a time. Make a basketball team. If your parents
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  Speaker 2: didn't do drugs, raise your hand.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but two kids, Like, we're getting to a point
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  Speaker 3: that where now you can like type in a computer
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  Speaker 3: what you want in your kid, and the computer will
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  Speaker 3: make you your kid.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, so that's the thing I'm out. I was
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  Speaker 2: gonna ask you. I was gonna tell you guys that,
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  Speaker 2: like I brought this up before. So I recently got
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  Speaker 2: asked to be uh like an like to my follow
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  Speaker 2: step to one of my friend's babies. And he's having
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  Speaker 2: like because he works with Disney right, like he were
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  Speaker 2: like not like a crazy like he's a chef there,
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  Speaker 2: but like they have these benefit things where they have
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  Speaker 2: a him don't take his kids there. He texted me.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's called IVF Disneyland baby. So they have
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  Speaker 2: like their own they have their own hospital. You have
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  Speaker 2: to at least be working there a year and they
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: make sure that your baby comes out like one hundred
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: percent healthy so if you have jeans that you don't
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: want in the baby, they take it out in Disney
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: pace for this ship. What the fun? So Like, honestly
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  Speaker 2: I thought about it. For at one point I was like, Man,
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: can I just take a part time job just so
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: I assure that I get like a legit baby. That
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: sounds sick. But I don't trust Disney at all. Dog,
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: what are they up? What do you mean? I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Man, that's Disney World, bro, that's fucking Epstein Island. It's
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  Speaker 3: all connected. It's fucking where the most kids are recycling.
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  Speaker 1: So I might suck it up. But if Disney offers
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  Speaker 1: a family building benefit that includes coverage of fertility treatment
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  Speaker 1: including in vital fertilization and other family building services, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so like you got to work then, so I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you right now. So, like my friend he has like
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  Speaker 1: Chrome's disease or whatever, like in the stomach that gets
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  Speaker 1: taken out of the gene.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: Like you're pretty much doing what they do with whed planets.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're playing with God.
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  Speaker 5: No, you're playing God at this point, Like, no, if
• 11:38
  Speaker 5: I'm going to get diabetes, you're.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna get diabetes, you know what I mean?
• 11:41
  Speaker 5: You're getting the same disease and that my grandfather had
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  Speaker 5: it and his father, you know what I mean, that's
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  Speaker 5: what's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean, I don't know, man, Like, like I
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  Speaker 2: look at it. I was like, man, this is like
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  Speaker 2: once in a lifetime, you know, I mean, like Jurassic Park.
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  Speaker 2: That's all it is. That's that's literally what I compared
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: it to last time. And I'm like, I wouldn't mind
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: having a dress part of baby a healthy t Rex.
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  Speaker 3: They'll probably tell you what kind of Disney character do
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  Speaker 3: you want your kid to be? We can literally give
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  Speaker 3: you a Daffy Duck.
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  Speaker 5: But that's a You're dedicated to Disney from here on now.
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  Speaker 5: That's a generation of people that will continue to go
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  Speaker 5: to Disney. Disney right, Like that's a there's.
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  Speaker 2: Something in it. I don't know. I get what you're saying.
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  Speaker 2: My kid is allowed to bring three guests for the
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  Speaker 2: rest of his life because.
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: You know what, bro, And if you do do do this,
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: read the term of services. Please read all of it.
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: But the thing is, like I told this, I was like, hey,
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: have you met some of the other parents, And he
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: has met him, and he's met their kids and I'm like,
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: this was cool, Like they're normal, like you know what
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, like because I'm ask that, bro, Like you know,
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: like like this is I don't know SHIPM. I do
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: plan eventually to have a kid at some point, but
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: like like yeah, but like make your kid a Disney kid.
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: That's I wait, I wait, I wait till universe opens up, dog,
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: and I'll make them a universe okay, universally.
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to make mine a Marvel kid. Did
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: Disney buy Marvel?
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: No? I don't know.
• 13:06
  Speaker 5: My kids is gonna be a knots Berry Farms kid.
• 13:08
  Speaker 5: He's gonna just cut line, eat flaming hot Cheetos, notts Berry.
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: Far have you been?
• 13:14
  Speaker 5: When's the last time you've been a Nansberry farm?
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: Four months ago? Fuck? Isn't it?
• 13:17
  Speaker 5: Every time I go there, a little kid like, oh,
• 13:19
  Speaker 5: can I get in front of you? Him from it?
• 13:21
  Speaker 5: Then his whole fucking family is right behind him.
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: Mother, she's a what is it like a grocery store?
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: No?
• 13:30
  Speaker 5: Bro, it's like it's it's no, he's never been Canadian.
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: We have to go.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: You don't know that's funny though, I if I never
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: thought someone think about it, But it makes sense nots
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: Verry Farm. You're talking about berries.
• 13:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, yeah, because that's what he used to be.
• 13:43
  Speaker 5: And then they made it in a theme park. I
• 13:45
  Speaker 5: mean he was America's full steam park. Oh ship, Yeah
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: is it not.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: The park?
• 13:52
  Speaker 5: I know, but they that they it was. It started
• 13:54
  Speaker 5: off as jellies and jams, and now that secondary. They
• 13:57
  Speaker 5: don't even sell that ship at the stores anymore.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: They created the Boys Berry like the actual the Boys
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: and Berry like the actual Berry don It's like America
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: would create the Boys and Berry. Don knots with the
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: guy who he created that ship because he like he
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: bred that ship and then it became like a whole
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: big thing. So that was the one place to get
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: the Boys and Berry Jam and all this ship. And I'm
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: not gonna lie like though, they're fun.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: They're fun.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: They're fun. We're gonna go. We're gonna go.
• 14:23
  Speaker 5: It's affordable for like the realistically for your family, more
• 14:26
  Speaker 5: than Disney, more than like six Flags, I think.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: Right affordable.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: It's for teenagers. Yeah, rides are fast, it's not for
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: little you can go hang outy for like little you
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: can drink too.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: There's a bar there, like a cool Western bar, and
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: like your kid like I've seen parents all the time
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: or like cool parents all the time. They're like lit
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: their kids who are like teenager age, like go and
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: do their ship and you'll just see him at the
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: bar while I'm there blogging reviewing the food. I'll just
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: see him just like dude, that dad's getting hammered over there.
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: It's the one place where I get I usually I
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: got recognized the most from like one of one of
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: one of my video because you're on Instagram, it's your video.
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: If you don't stay consistent, like maybe you'll have the
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: video that goes viral. So you got a little pocket
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: of time where people kind of recognize you. So right there,
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: it was like I got recognized by like nine ten fools,
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: but they were all like hardcore soolos tattoos on the face,
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: a full you fu from ig, Like yeah, so let
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: me take I take a selfie with the the fucking
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: full with hell of tattoos on his face, and like
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: fuck it, this is my demographic smiling.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah that I'm hoping one day, like I love
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: making gangster smile. Yeah every one day. Like the richest
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: fucking like weak person makes a theme park so we
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: can have that experience land. Yeah, like make something like
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: that because it's like sometimes I get like I get recognized.
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: You dogs for you, you should got you gotta this
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: is you making that thing.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: I'm pass that idea down to Brial. He got that money, bro.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: You know listen, Bro, You're like you're already there. Bro,
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: you can leave a legacy.
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: Bro, the real's world, Dude, that'd be fucking sick man.
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: Thumb Land, Green Thumbland.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: It has a green monorail going around the parks, just
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: like diey have to do. But that something like that
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: would be crazy because theme parks is the one place
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: where you do get recognized if your fans are smokers
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: or like they smoke weed, bro, like they they party
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: at theme park is the one place where you'll get
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: recognized by the foods. And I'm just like you, you're
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: just out here, still living in a hot dog Like
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: it's always at the bar. It's always like when I'm
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: taking a hit of my babe, to be like, yep,
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: that's the confirmation that's him. I wasn't gonna go say
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: what's up. That's it's all I'm smoking.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: Some folks be smoking live flowering there and I'm like,
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: how are you getting away with Are you getting away
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: with that? No? One getting mad?
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Where'd you see it? I saw it by the.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: By the bathroom. It's by the bathroom, right.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Disney World and University.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: You can't smoke weed, No, you can't smoke anything.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Park there's a smoking section for cigarettes. Yeah, you might
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: get away with it there. But this land.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: Don't try to Wonderland. It's our It's our version of
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: six Flags or whatever. And like there's always like little
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: nooks and corners where you can go smoke heat.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: In, you know what I mean.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, But Disney's got like the extra extra security like
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: Mickey Mouse soldiers and ship like.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Right, so I know you never been to Disneyland. I did.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: I went to Disney World. I went to Orlando. Okay,
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: so I've never been to disney World. But like at Disneyland,
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: that shit came first. And like David, like, my friend's
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: wife works at Disney too. When they're having the baby.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: She works security, and she tells me the amounts of
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: ship that they catch people try to bring in. Bro,
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: And you'd be like, why are you you're going to Disneyland? What?
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Like Bro, There's times where somebody would be like like
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: there's a guy who came from Texas had his fucking
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: gun and the stroller. Yeah, like in the stroller and
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: his baby stroller. There's a lady. There's a lady she
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: told me about pulled up in her with her kids.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: She had a sack of myth, like this fucking big
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: in between her tits. What what Like, I'm a sack
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: of myth, bro, She's like getting like a fucking gristalossos dog.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: I like to take a hit a myth before I
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: go into Mountain, Bro. I feel freaked out when I
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: take my propen in there because even though it doesn't
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: make the metal ring, and I'm just like, where am
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: I gonna smoke it? So I have to go smoke
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: at the fucking handicap bathroom. But but you know what
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, like smoking walk No, they see, oh you
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: did that at Disney Well maybe Orlando. I don't know
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: in Orlando. I don't know, you might have been like
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: slick about it, bro. But like they're really tight out here, bro,
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Like it's it's it's a it's a bitch out here
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: that you get before you even get into the park.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: You're getting searched and then you get.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Searched before you go to One time I found a
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: gun at work. What used to be a server here?
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: I was, I was I used to be a server,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: used to be a server at this restaurant, and I'm
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: just working. I gotta go use the restroom and I
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: walk in and I looked to my right and at
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: the countertops where the sinks rap fucking big old gun,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: like like like a cop gun. And at that point
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, this is like dangerous, like I literally
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: should handle this the right way.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: So I close the door. I yell out like hey,
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: he's like.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Trying to call another staff member come here, and then
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: sat members like hey, call fucking manager. Manager fucking walks over.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: He's like what's going on.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: I'm like, come here and show.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Him the gun. And then like three seconds later you
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: see a fucking guy like come back, like he finally
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: noticed his gun was missing. And then my manners like
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: like kind of like, hey, that's not you can't come in,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: and then he shows it like he didn't show me
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: from my manager, Like I'm f B I or C
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: I a undercover, but like I could have took the gun.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Someone could have got shot.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: But it's like people forget like that is a major
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: fuck up.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: That's in the washer, like in the toilet or in
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: the you know, he probably took it off to like
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: take ship, to wash his hands.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Or something, and he just left it probably like distracted.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't believe what have your gun out? And about you?
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: All right? If he showed it back, because that's my car.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: I asked my manager, like what the he's like, dude,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: he was on to recover, Like that's a major.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Worst cop ever, dude.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I literally could have grabbed it I found I
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: could have took it with me obviously, Like I know
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: they got what do you think? What do you think of?
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Like like this is it would have been me and
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: I would have been like this is a sweet peace
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: and I go put it in my fucking my my
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: fucking trip in my car. Then he comes back. Who
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: do you think that? What do you think that guy's doing?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: He was like, guys, not again, it's a federal gun.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: He's got to find this ship.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: He has to has to yeah, and he has to
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: make a report about it. He's fired regards anyways, Like
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: it's a bad situation.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like this is the fifth time Johnson, What the fuck?
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: He's like, I gotta take a ship. I gotta take
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: my gun man.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't wipe and hold my gun. At the
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: same time, my manager said, what if a kid found it?
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Because it was like a kid kind of did.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: You I was already I was already like twenty two, Yeah,
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: you were a kid.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Kid.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this situation right here, like this
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: could be like someone gonna go I don't know a.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Kid working there, DJs. You were still a kid. But
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I was like when I was selling women's shoes at Baker's,
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: A kid ship finding a gun, a cops gun, FBI
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: gun something gun?
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah have you ever been have you ever seen, like
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: interacted with guns like that before?
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, well so you were, yeah too scared. I just
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: knew that this was like, okay, making sure that because
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: I knew somebody else maybe would have grabbed it and
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: took it to my manager. I knew the point was
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: like don't touch it, like you know whose it is, like,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: don't put your fingerprints on it. Like That's why yelled,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: because I did think about grabbing it and then can't
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: take it to my manager. But I was like.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Grabbing it with toilet paper. I thought.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: I thought about it. I was like, you know what,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: it's mine?
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: What this FBI?
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: You know I'm getting interviewed for whatever.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: Now I'm at the station.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Because last guy FB your FBI you left your gun down,
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: fucking bum idiot?
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Stand for it. If I had more like you know,
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: you're twenty two. You're twenty two. If Xavier wasn't illegal,
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: I would have been, what's going on here, guys?
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Let me let me know the form one one?
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: What's going on with your papers?
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: No?
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Speak guy who found the gun?
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: What a coincidence.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: They're going to be like, I'll give you this for
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: my papers. You get me my papers, I'll give your gun.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Xavier. The lawyer they used to sponsor the show, told
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: me to share this message.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Already talk to her, okay, but.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: She told me to share this because I had a
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: concerned reachtout. I was like, so what am I going
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: to do when Xavier gets deported? Like like you know,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: I told her. I was like, are they going to
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: come ask me question?
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Why? Just don't worry about it.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: No, I'm trying to go funding bring x back.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: No, look, no, she to She told me she was
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: like to anybody that she's like, is this can affect anybody.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: So she was like, you should read this on the
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: show that anybody because there are a lot of immigration
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: status things going on. But she's like, she said things,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: I recommend do not fly for the first few months
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: to see how hot the airport is. Number two half
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: proof of residents, showing the person has lived here in
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: the US for over two years. Immigrants who have lived
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: in the US for over two years are entitled to
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: due process, meaning that I can't just support someone, Hoddan,
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: let me finish, Let me finish, because this is concerns
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: you and half our fan base. Yeah.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I think you're right.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're right. The immigrant has the right
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: to have their case heard in front of the judge.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: If someone is eligible for a petition, example, married to
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: a US citizen, they better have file on asap. When
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: you have a k in processed, ice can't touch you. Wow, Exavier,
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: who would have thought that When we were telling you
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: to marry Chiley for the last four years and she
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: was willing to marry you. We were onto something, you know,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: But let me continue, and never ever ever say that
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: you're a US citizen when you are not. That is
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: one of the biggest mistake people make and it can
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: lead to an automatic denial for any m case. What
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: the fuck that's crazy.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if a cop ever asked you do not say
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know, say I don't know. You can't say
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: yeah yah, that's the most was born in so and
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: so they'd be like no and they find out you're not.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: And this is coming from immigration attorney attorney Banga Gayo law.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: She sponsored the show for a few months back, so
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: make sure you guys check her and check her out.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: She helps a lot of people in the undocumented community.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: And she emphasized she said, no one is really safe.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: To be honest, there are reports of ICE detained US
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: citizens and holding them for hours until they confirm their status.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: They're stopping anyone who was brown. At this point, ICE
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: is definitely profiling and are stopping farm workers, gardeners, construction workers,
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: the most typical immigrant jobs. But that doesn't mean that
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: you're in the clear if you don't fit within the stereotype.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: At first, I thought we were a little safer being California,
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: but that just made the border. Uh what is it?
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Tom Hammond Moore focused on the target to California. Do
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: you need because my grandma.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: When she first got here, she she bought her identity
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: like a like a dead lady from here.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah that's so sick. Yeah well yeah she's dead.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: It don't matter anymore. So like her her legal name
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: was I don't I don't know how she found it,
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: but her American name was was Rose Pinya. And like her,
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: her actual name was Victoria Leander. Oh yeah Victoria. Yeah,
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: so what did she go as? How did you know
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: her as well? It depends like business wise, white people
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: Victoria like family, I mean no Rose Rose, but like
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: family Victoria. She even named like her. Her legal name
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: in the United States was Rose. But then like her
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: bakery that she opened up was lot Victordia. It's like like, wait,
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: why's your name Rose? And you name the bakery Victorias.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: I love the queen. Yeah yeah, yeah pretty good. She's
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: pretty good.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: Uh yeah. And fuck I didn't know about the This
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: is this is just for recent right now.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is I literally was speaking to the attorney
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: yesterday because I asked about his situation and I was
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: just like, hey, like so like is this really you know,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: how serious does he take? Because I don't I don't
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: really see that exaber, not that he's not taking it seriously,
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: but I just can't concern because he lives a very
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: care free lifestyle sometimes so uh, they don't come to
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: the casinos, so the so the So the one thing
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: I asked, I was like, hey, man, I was like,
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: this is this situation. I was like, I want to
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: get some info to share because there's a lot of
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: people that are affected by this, and it might not
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: be the people listening directly, but you got deals, you
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: got theas, you got all this ship. You might want
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: to pass on that information. I'll have one of my
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: clip guys make that clip for you guys, but can
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: you send that to me?
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, got a I got a lot.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: No, I'm from I'm from Stockton, but I'm from Stockton.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: But like it's a lot of farm workers, a lot
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: of like that's it's like I had I've taken family
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: across the country to get them out of the heat
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: to like in situations where I'm like, you wouldn't even
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: think they were that's kind of fucking oh yeah, but
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: definitely send me that information.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: That sucks. Yeah, man, it's uh, it's quite uh quite
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: the situation. Bro, We're like, what a few days away
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: from from Trump's he's.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: From him getting inaugurated.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're getting another check, bro.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: You see how much that is supposed to get people
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: that got affected seve hundred bucks.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Seven dollars.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Your house burned down to the ground, but you're seven.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: You're not good away. They said, we're not gonna wait
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: for the for the fucking fires to to fucking help
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: these finish burning, to help these people dogs. So he's
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: here seven hundred dollars.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Let's epis all talk like last time, because Trump was
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: talking at this, build a wall, this, this and that
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: and then and then nothing happened.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Let's hope nothing happens again.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Only the the I mean not to pay devils advocate.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: But the reasoning why people say he is gonna come
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: in hot this time isause not trying to get re elected.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: The problem on your first term is you're gonna you're
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: still trying to get re elected.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: Oh he's about to die too hot and he's.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: About to die. The problem, that's the problem with pooing too.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: When these guys are about to die, they're trying to
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: leave a legacy. So pulling, that's why you pull went
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: into Ukraine to leave a legacy as saying I did
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: something before I fucking died. That's the point when people
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: get that old and now they're like, I'm here to
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: prove a point, like I didn't do nothing while I
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: was in So you.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: See Obama talking to Trump. Huh they were vibing, but yeah,
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: yeah they were. They were like chopping it up. And
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: then he was like, I felt like Trump was I
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: didn't I tell you I was gonna win again?
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: And then Obama's like, yeah.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Sure did you sure did?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Sure? Yeah, yeah, sure did.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: God damn man, we're all tired of Biden. Yeah yeah, no,
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: He's like I feel like he told him that ship.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: And Trump's like, don't worry. The war stopping twelve hundred
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: for everyone I already is gone.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: That's a really good Trump, Dude, it doesn't.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: It doesn't good Trump. It's a good Trump.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: He does a good news newscaster, he does.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Uh, I don't know he has any voice from Hey Arnold?
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Which one?
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: What voice for Chinese voice from Hay Arnold?
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Oh the mister why that ship was fucked up? You
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: remember that episode had over It's it was a fund
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: up episode of Hey Arnold. The Vietnam War gets fucking show.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And it was like he tells him, He's like,
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: mister wayn, how come you don't like Christmas? Arnold?
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: Very long time ago there was war in my country.
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: I have to give up my daughter, you know. He's like,
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: every Christmas I think about where.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: She is, you know, like bro like and he's like,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: it's fuck, it's cartoon, you know what we're talking about.
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: Oh my fucking god, that was all I've never seen
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: Hay Arnold's happened on Arnold? But did he just talking
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: to mean Pressing.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: It's a Christmas episode and this is he lives in
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: a boarding house, it's his grandparents, and there's this this
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Asian guy, Vietnamese guy who just like he hates Christmas.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: And he's like, why does this guy always shot on
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: everybody at Christmas? And he breaks down and he tells
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: me he was like, I always think about Christmas because
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: I have to give my daughter away. And they show
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: the animation of like all the Vietnamese people like ready
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: to the helicopter and the baby gets like fucking shown
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: and the soldier takes the baby dude, and then you
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: just see the helicopter fly away. Dad's all cried I
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: was like, bro.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: What the fuck, like, kid, Yeah, like this is traumatic,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Like you're a kidd here supposed to be like llll
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: type of show and it's like, nah, it's like the
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: kid taking away.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: Everything was pretty heavy back then, like hey, Arnold Rugrats
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: had some crazy like half the parents were all pills
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: and like and we're drunk all the time, and shit,
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: yeah that is true.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: That dude.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Progress was great. It taught me a lot about Jewish
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: culture that I didn't know.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, dude, remember one.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I never met a Jewish person called pickles though,
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Is that a real Jewish.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: That is funny because Jewish people love pickles. I know,
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: they're fucking fuck They fuck with pickles heavy. And to
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: call a Jewish person pickles, You call a Jewish person
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: pickles to their face and go, hey, take.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: It easy, it's pickles, picklestem or pickleman. I wonder what
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: what state was that supposed to was that was that
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: show supposed to take place in Israel? I think no, dude,
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: it was not an Israel. It was like, Kelly, you
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: just watched the episode and that's the only one you watched.
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: Some when you watched over and over in Canada. It's
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: the only one that aired in Canada.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: It was about to hear out there that and then
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: the movie progress movie was the Ship.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: What was it called?
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Tommy did have kind of like the best ad though.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: He just inmitted toys all day your baby. That's kind
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: of cool.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: You guys are true butt heads because based on the
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: cartoons in the background, you guys talk about cartoons like
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: I'm all about it. No, I liked it. Everything on
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: the wall, Like I've said it before, it's a funk
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: with the heavy Did.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: You guys like the New Head? I haven't seen it.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: No, I don't really watch TV like that.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: I don't have pair. What's it on? I don't know.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: I just tore into it about They're still good girl.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Got me on torrenting, Bro, it's fucking sick. What the
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: hell's tort You just down Yeah you just downloaded quick
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: watch it and then it's.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: This fool's like, no, you just downloaded real quick.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Called it it's lime wire again.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and what was that?
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: The best borrowing? It's borrowing in a community. It's a
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: community of borrowers.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, one person bought it for seven and everyone gets
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: to have it.
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: You've never done that. I did that when I when
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: a limeware napster. I would download and I'd get back
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: to my community and put it put it on.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I was so illegal. And my mom told me and
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: that if we did that ship we get to poured
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: and type of ship. For like two years I did.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: I was scared to download anything from all my homes
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: are getting it. We would just go to one wait
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: till they didn't get to it. I was like, bro,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: you guysn't getting in trouble because you get all those
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: signs like they're supposed to. Really, don't you remember when
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: you buy a movie used to say, this is the
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: FBI's product. If you fucking copyright this, you will go
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: to jail.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Type of ship.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: That's sad man.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: You can't.
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: If they always talking about illegal immigrant rapists, like there's
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: some illegal amarkers that are just still stay on the
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: straight and narrow. No no, no, no, no, no, gotta be on
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: the fuck you gotta be up on my I'd be
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: good because that would.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: That wouldn't take a U turn if it if it
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: just because I was.
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: Like, no, you gotta you gotta drive like you're like
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: you're drunk all the time. You gotta do the sign
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: of the cross.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I remember when my dad my mom first started first driving,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: they wouldn't take a U turn or lesson said you
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: could take a U turn. They're like that was like
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I can, just it doesn't take that long to make
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: a left and to make it.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: And we love this country, damn.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Obviously they don't not like that no more. But when
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: you first get here, you come here very fucking scared,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Like you don't.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Know that makes sense.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, people who are come from here like they should
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: need that, they have that legal privilege. Go out there,
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: drink and drive. Go out there fucking make those illegal
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: U turns for all the illegals that can't do it.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I busted my lip open when I first got here.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: The three weeks inst I busted. I busted my lip open, Uh,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: three weeks in when we first got here and my
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: dad was at work with my almost and we were
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: just at the high House. My mom didn't know how
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: to call the ambulance, so my mom just held it
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: till it stopped bleeding plight.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Because that's just you now, Yeah, you're your scarface now,
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: that's how.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: And my mom tells me that story, I'm like, so
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: my teeth are fucked up because you wouldn't take me
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: to the hospital because you wouldn't call nine one one.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: You can't be giving them shit for obeying the law.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Dog, I was not obaying the law. I was just scared.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: If you would have took me to the hospital as
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: a kid, they would have treated.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: It, and maybe you'd be living in Tijuana right now,
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: still trying to get over the border.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: We're gonna give you these stitches, but you're also gonna
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: have to go back.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: You're gonna take you and these stitches to Tijuana back.
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but we're gonna need those stitches back.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: Those are American stitches. Soon they drop you off, they
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: take the stitches right out.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Hope your shit right back up. That'll be fuck holy shit.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: Dog, yo, So why don't you come here just take
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: them out?
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: I want I wanted you to talk about because you
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: got something that you've been working on for a cool minute, dog,
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: And I mean it's cool to shoot the ship and yeah,
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: we get distracted a lot, but I definitely wanted you
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: to at least talk about it because you have your
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: first special coming out.
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, I got my first special coming out next Monday.
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: January twenty First, first, it's called Yolanda. Uh, it's gonna
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: be up up for purchase on app on thank you, oh,
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: Apple TV, Amazon Prime.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: It's produced through Comedy Dynamics. Available for purchase.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because the way that ship works, if you don't
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: get it on Netflix or Hulu like they do the
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: they do the purchase the first couple of months, and
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: then after that you can like stream it on two
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: B and ship. Oh yeah, well there are people that
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: are going to torrent it, buy it and share it
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: on You could tourn it my cartoons.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: American Dad, you know, why are you doing Seth MacFarland
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: like that? I know he's fine. Amo died at nine
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: to eleven.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: So how was the recording?
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: Bro? It was fun, man, and it was cool because
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: because you know, when you produce something, you either do
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: it independently or through someone else. Well, obviously I'd love
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: to do it, and I don't have that kind of
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: cash to produce it the way you want, the way
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: they want to do it. But we produce it at
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: a tiny little theater called Dynasty Typewriter.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: Hello, people came out.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: She had a lot of love.
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, in La in l a and then I mean
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: it's just we did one one through. You know, some
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: people do hours, They're like, oh, we're gonna do three
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: four shows.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: I just did one tree. I felt great. I felt great.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: But see, like also like I was also high that
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: day too. I was like, hello, nervous. Now I'm noticing
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: like not smoking because just how much I was smoking,
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: we just every day. Now I don't have anxiety anymore.
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: That's kind of weird. But now if I do go
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: back to smoking, which I will, I'm gonna smoke at
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: night only so way I could just have anxiety in
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: my own thought.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Maybe you were maybe you were just smoking weed during
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: uh nervous see times, because I've noticed that whenever it's
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: like very stressful times, like like for example, like when
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: my grandma was dying last year or the year before that,
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Like I found myself that was the least amount of
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: time that I was smoking, because every time I smoke,
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: it amplified my fucking anxiety.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: Okay, So like.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: I and then and then I was like, I was like,
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: what's wrong with me? Is love for me dying too?
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: You know? Like but like nah, then like I remember
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: once it was all like done, and like if they I,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: you know, I processed Ship then I was able to
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: like go back tap tap back into normal. So I've
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: noticed during stressful times we won't at least me personally,
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: or some people won't smoke.
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: If you smoke, smoke Indica more than anything, because tativa
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: makes me fucking nervous as ship big.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: This is a nice theater. You did it at broy
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Pictures of It. It's it's a pretty theater.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: It's a it's a little one hundred twenty seater. I had,
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: like I had about one hundred something people come. It
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: was It was dope.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: It was a good experience. But shooting at once like
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: the one because usually people got like three two nights
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: maybe three takes. But at the end I did one
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: take and then the director comes down and he goes,
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: all right, you flubbed two things, so I had to
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: do the TV magic of like say the joke over
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: again and then the audience response. So that was that
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: was sick so like but yeah, that was all one take.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Man. Oh yeah, yeah, that's dope. I mean, how is
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: that is? That? Isn't like is that normal?
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: Like do people do that a lot? I never thought about, man,
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: for TV tapings. They do they yeah, especially if you're
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: only doing one. Yeah, but if you do three, then
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: they'll intercut nights, you know what I mean, Like you
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: did this, Joe, Yeah, you pick up your left off.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: The editors are good at just mixing that ship together.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: What's Hardy Ray asked, So, what's so hard? What's the
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: hardest part about producing a special independently independently?
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: Well, the funds, because if you want to get good
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: ass cameras, if you want good ass editors, if you
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: want like yeah, they dropped thousands, doesn't like like thirty
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: grand some ship like that.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: I don't have thirty grand like that.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Just up front.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: Are the There's two producers that hit me up, okay, Yeah,
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: and then they sold it to a distributor, Comedy Dynamics,
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: and they it's everybody. It's just old school man. Everybody's
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: getting a piece, you know. If is like, if you
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: do it independently, everything it's all you you.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: I just didn't mine with my management. Yeah, it's just
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: them and me. But they paid for I couldn't do
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: it on my own, right. They got the venue, they
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: fucking got the cameras, editing, they're doing everything you.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: Better believe the next special. If I have the capitol,
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: it's all it's gonna be all me.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you can do it on your own, because
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: it's it's worth it.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it definitely is. You rent the theater out all
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: that ship.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: But when you're on the come up, you know there's
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: nothing wrong with getting help. Idiot has the Bollywood connections.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Though, Bro, Bollywood, I wish I had Bollywood connection. I
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: have more Mexican fans than I have Indian fans.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: You Mexican, you look, I get that. Yeah, yeah, you
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: look Puerto Rican. Get Puerto Rican. I get like fucking
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: just straight Mexican. Like he said, this was this was
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: a cousin that comes over for the hour and then
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I sat up Apple and then they think they know
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: who I am now.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: But as soon as you said, you're like, no, I'm
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: from Canada, I'm Indian. I saw your face is Indian
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: and you see my face. You're a smoke shop Indian too.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: Get in there, weedn't look.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Like secretly in the back that would be Nitty's fucking
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: smoke shout. Bro. He would literally like be like, how
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: come your pipes never sail? But you're always busy That's what.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: Been coming up in my algorithm is smoke shop guys
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: who catch undercover cops. That's like, it's like you a cop,
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: He's like, hey man, where can I get some of
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: that stuff? Guys clearly an undercover cop. He's like, now,
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: we don't, we don't sell that. Over and over and
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: like this full thing keeps coming up.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Happens here. There's some like I want to go buy
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: a vape at a store, and the convenience store guy
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: was like he looked at me, like, we don't sell.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: And then when the other guy left the store, he's like,
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: open the curtainer. He's like okay, yeah, and I'm like,
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: let other stores have them opening.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: You can pull an undercover. You guys can can hide
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: that your d I could.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: I think I could pull it off. I don't. I
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: don't want to even live that life, bro. I like
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: I would it would just you would just fit into
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: incognito into any fucking situation, bro. Like so it's just
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: like now when you get caught, then you know what
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: I'm saying is like if you have to fit into
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: like a certain crowd, bro, Like you just have to
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like like like like bro,
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: like you, you can't give your shelf away because it's
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: life for death is at that point, like you, your
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: actor has to come out, bro. And if you're just
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: if you're like a social person, I think it's like
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: the easiest thing for somebody to just be like incognito.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: It's like acting.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: I feel like if you're an undercover cop, they should
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: put you through like acting school, but it's always like, hey,
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: what's up, friend?
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: Do you have any product? It's like what the fuck?
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: Like if they did that, too many cops would fall
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: in love with acting and give up the police hood,
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: you know, just try to pursue acting.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: But get they'd be doing a bit. They'd be doing
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: a bigger service to a bigger audience.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: Bro, you know I'd be satisfyed give up your fucking
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: cop job to like, no, I'm I want the theater.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Now, like I'm not gonna lie, Like I I wanted
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: the partners from end of Watch to be real cops.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Like if I got pulled over, I wouldn't have been mad,
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: you know, like yeah, like I would have.
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: Been like, dude, all and to Watch is a good
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: ass movie.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: It is a good movie.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: It's so sad man.
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: But that's like, I feel like that it really captures
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: how how that that ship goes. Then you at the
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: end you're like, I kind of respect No I don't.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: No, I don't.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: I don't respect cops.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you do, you do. There is some sentiment
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: where you're just like, man, dude, I was like, you know,
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: like the keys, I'm just like, dude, They're just they're
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: just fucking foods doing their job. What do the boys get?
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: The girls got a kins? What do the boys get?
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Nothing? You get to go to work, you get they
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: take you to a brothel, you might yeah, like if
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: you got like an exaber type.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: Of dad, you get to actually party. I feel like
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: you're taking.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: To a hooker house.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Not a hooker house, but some one time, Dog, one time,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: this ship was weird. Dog. I can't believe about this.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I forgot about I can't believe I.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Never asked you that, because I'm like, the the fucking
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: mostsel dad's be fucking taking their kids to a fucking
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: was hooker house.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: There wasn't a brothel because obviously we're in the we're
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: in the States, and we're not there's no brothels here.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: But I remember my dad asking me like hey. I
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: was like, wait, what is that drink to drink on
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: a Friday? And I was like, yeah, I'm down, and
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: he's like all right me, mom, get ready. But like
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: we stepped ice on, so put on my boots. He's like,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: fucking put on your boots. And I was like, oh,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: fucking I'm down. So he ends up picks me. We
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: didn't pick me up, but we went together at the
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: moncle's house. We go to a uncle's house and then
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: we go to like this place out there in like
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: deep deep Paris, bro where they're chilling and you can
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: feel the nark vibe so you can feel this is sketchy,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: and I even told me I was like, feels weird.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: And I was like yeah, I don't like the vibe.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: And we're there for like ten twenty minutes and I
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: grab a beer and the fucking bartender was like my
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: guy's moving in. I was like you want to go back?
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: And this and that, and I looked at my dad.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: I was like, bro, I'm killing it. And I was like, dude,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: she's a fucking prostitute. And he didn't tell me that
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I was down or nothing, but I was at the
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: moment in the time. I was like, did my dad
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: just bring me to a fucking brothel? Like, what the
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: fuck am I Dad? I was like, what do you mean?
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: The fucking bartender's a prostitute, Like why the fuck are
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: we here?
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: I was just sketchy. We gotta leave. You didn't smash, na,
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I didn't smash. What'd you end up doing that night? Right? Rag?
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: We ended up drinking, then we left, and then we
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: left because it felt sketchy and there was no banda playing.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: There was supposed to be Bonda usually in that day.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: It was very slow and I told me, I was like,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: the vibes like kind of empty, Like it looks a
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: lot of keys.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: You could tell a lot of people some coke recover,
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: like on the covers. But it was just sketchy.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: This doesn't make me when she grows.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Oh no, she was pretty fine because I was about it.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: But I thought she was. I thought she liked me
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: as in like kind of like in a strip club,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: because I just thought she was a regular bartender.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: She's kind of like, okay.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: But then my dad was like, no, for you're not
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: killing it.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: You're not.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: She don't like you that bad.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: You're your dad was disappointed that. Yeah, I wanted to leave.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, yeah almost.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: He's like I should have stuck with my original plan
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: and bottom alt more.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: But yeah, he didn't take me to brod but he
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: just took me to a place where I guess it
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: was a prostitute. The bartender was a prostitute. I guess
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: that was it. And I was like I even.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: I was like, all right, dad, we got that's all
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: the funny. She's like a bartender. No, no, no, this is
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: my side job, my main source of income. I saw pussy,
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: So you did it, So I did it.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I wasn't even down, and no one was down, no one,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: No one was really smashing. But I just start like
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: for some reason, I was like, oh you want some
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: of this sex? G You know.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Where you grew up, did you?
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: Were there not a lot of prostitutes around.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Like, I'm not really, it's not really They're like not
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: like in South Central.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: It's the Lake elsin or Dude gated community. Yeah, that's
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: where you were at. That's where my from.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: My lady is from Lake Elsinore, but she's from the
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: other one, the one behind the gated community. It's it's
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: called is that it's not Lake Elson, or is it's
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: something else. It's not Marietta, huh, I don't know. It's
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: the gated community behind Lake Elsinore. They look down on
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: you guys, Lake Canyon Lake. That's where she's from.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Their own boats over there. That's a lot.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's where she's from, the goals. So like our stories,
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: our stories are different. But she like back plays it
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: like rich, like when people rich people back like this.
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: Before it was like a big deal. Now, like you
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: were in a gated community.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Anion Lake is probably one of like the nicer spots
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: in the all of that. Yeah.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see, I grew up around prob.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Were you seeing it right? You've been there, golf courts everywhere,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: people got like little boats. Yeah yeah, white girls for days. Yeah,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: I did a couple of white girls I lived in there.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: Somebody said chettas twenty bucks a song.
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know that's but either.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: No, that's I feel like that's the term for prostitute.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: It's gotta be. Yeah, probably somebody typing with fete is.
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, it might be like a stripper of twenty bucks
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: a song.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know, protes where you grew up started, I'm
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: pretty sure.
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, one hundred percent, especially where there's prostitutuever. But there's
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: like I remember a specific story I had. I was
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: making like I had to bring cupcakes to the to
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: for to sell for the bake sale. I was taking
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: the cupcakes. I was walking to school, and then one
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: of the prostitutes not not great, not great looking. She
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: looked like Mickey ruck In the wrestler, like she was
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: fucked up, and she saw us, like are you selling cupcakes?
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: I was like yeah.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: So then she runs across the street, gets a dollar
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: from out like an old Cadillac from all black dudes
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: kind of taking a nap. She she didn't have no money,
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: so she he had her the dollar. I gave her
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: two cupcakes. So they're just eating cupcakes. She's eating cupcakes
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: next to a fucking Cadillac. So that's that's what I
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: knew the prostitutes that I was.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: So it was weird.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: It's weird like when people go I'm gonna go to
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: a prostitute, those are just neighborhood workers.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: You know, like, yeah, that's a nice lady. She was
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: definitely just trying to feed for crack oh pupcakes.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: You've seen software underbelly.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Those are the craziest
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: interviews of them.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Were watching these prostitute, three of them, and we kind
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: of found some sympathy for them at one point because
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: like they're like, yeah we damn me or I checked
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: them out.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: I ain't gonna lie like I got no sympathy for
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: the going bad. We were like, damn the one that
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: was the one that started crying, I was like, all right,
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: bitch like that ship. I was like, hot, You're just
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: like destined for failure? How did how did the how
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: do you?
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: Not feeling no sympathy for them? Right, because if the
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: stories are fucked up, they're like I grew up, my
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: dad was burning cigarettes on It's like for an hour
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: of that, like.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: You understand why they're you understand why they're problem. You're like, damn,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: all right, like I can see.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: How I yeah, I end up there.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah I don't know, because you might as well. It's
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: selling pussy smoking crack. Because she was I don't know,
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: tied up to a radiator which was five. You're like,
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: Jesus christ Man, is that going.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: To get cleared?
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Matter of fucking let her be homeless? Gun After the
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: fires No, there's probably gonna be more foolish one hundred
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: thousand people that that's your home.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: This is making the entire community of Los Angeles stronger,
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: including the homeless. Now we have fireproof homeless dog. They're
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: fucking strong now, you know what. They've been hailed all
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: this ash, so now they're fucking they're all about it.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: If your homes now their lure coated with crack.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you think they give a fuck about fire smoke
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: and like and then on a conspiracy I'm not like
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: you think that a lot of the fires were started
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: by people, right, Well.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: No, it's been known, like, yeah, that's what I think.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Percent of fires are started by people in California, ninety
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: percent of them.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like either you found arsonists too?
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, almost hot one yesterday?
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: How did you almost catch?
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Were hanging outside having a coffee. We were just smoking
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: a blunt, just talking, having a little meeting outside where
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: were we down like in Culver City, And this fucking
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: crackhead looking guy walks up to us and asks us
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: for change and then we say no, sorry, brother, yeah
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: came a few dollars and we say sorry, buddy, and
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: he just stands there and stares at us, but.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: He's likes in his head. I'm like, this was contemplating
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: some ship. Some ship, Yeah cool, and went.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Street big fools. Like we sat saut there. I was like,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: are we gonna have to square up with this motherfucker?
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: He put his hands in his hoodie and like he
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: was holding something, just staring at us, just staring at us.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: And then I was gonna get it into the car.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: And then he turned around started slowly walking away, just
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: started walking around us like in the parking lot. And
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: then he met this other crackhead looking guy and then
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: we were like, all right, let's get the fuck out
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: of here.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: No, no, no no.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: Then he walked in front of us, and then that's
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: when he's on said yeah, he's on side.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't had a torch.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: He hit a torch on him, and I was homeless
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: people do Okay, that's exhibit A.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: That's it could be for crack.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Like I mean, he's gonna pay dabs.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: He loves cremble, No, no, he loves crumbled crack crack.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: No.
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: But you know, I feel like, yeah, a lot of
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: the homeless people that I know, because it's the best
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: form to like get that rock going is the torch?
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: But what should we have done at the moment, Tom
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I looked at his I was like, and you didn't
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: burn nothing because I said, if he burns something, if
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: he starts to burn something.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: Out, we kind of have to like stop if he
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: starts to start a fire, we stop him because yeah,
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying. I do it for California. We
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: do it for the views we.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Get in that video. We get in that video.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: If we saved Cali for that fire show, he's legal already.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Brosa in in like in in like he ain't ever
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: you can take vote and ship.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Like I don't want to vote. That's too much pressure.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: I like watching them the side. Yeah, bro, like Canada
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: is about to become the fifty first day Bro's in mind. Man,
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: it would save me so much paperwork.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: Your president just quit Minister president. He don't follow.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: Dictator Well he you know, he didn't quit. He left
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: his party, but right now he's running without a party
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: and until they decide on a new leader, but he's
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: still the prime minister.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Crack.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: That was our mayor, Rob Ford Piece. That guy was
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: a fucking g bro. He died right That guy was, Man.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: You explained, how, dude, there's fucking pictures of him like
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: murals have been faded in like arts. Dude, he's the man. Okay.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: First of all, he smoked crack in Yeah, yeah, he
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: got smoke caught smoking crack. Okay, but he was such
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: a good mayor man. He cut like, he cut down
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: our taxes so much. He I knew him because he
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: was like an MP in our in my community growing up.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: This guy brought a football team to my school, you
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: know what I mean.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: He was the man. He was in the community. He
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: was for the people. And then yeah, you know he
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: got caught smoking a hooker in an alley. Well, well
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: you're gonna smoke crack alone.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: You know. If Karen Bass smoked a little bit of cracks,
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: she's like, let's keep the fire fire department on it going,
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Maybe she just need a little crack in her system.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Man Ude.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: He got, he got, he got. He was on crack,
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: and he got re elected like he was still doing
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: his job. No one knew he was on crack until
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: the videos came out. Someone said someone who was in
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: parliament and someone accused him of like having an affair
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: with someone and he goes, He goes, I got more
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: than enough to.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Eat at home. Way that walks into a camera.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Better than a crackhead if you're trying to save on
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: taxes and for the people, just gotta.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: There's no better street poet than a crackhead. Dude, man, dude,
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: that is true.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: She was on.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: He was on like Jimmy Kimmel or like Late Night.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: They brought him out here to go on on. I
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: don't know which one. It was. To give our politicians some.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: Crack something something some of them.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Do you see that Detroit lady. She looks like she
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: smokes crack. Oh yeah, yeah she does a little bit,
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: like if they're fucking up, like he said, it's like
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: your care of bastard that hit the crack. Yeah, a
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: little bit crack. Why shrooms? Then that then I'm like,
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: you know, I don't want to be a mayor anymore.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Up.
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're gonna be ye, You're right, He's be like,
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: I don't want to be a mayor, yeah, because then
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: your fella, all politics is bad.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: Then you enlightened. You're gonna move to Ghana and live
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: there to enlightened there. Yeah, then you'll be out of politics.
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: In general, like like you need.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Something that's gonna put him in a position where it's
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: like funk. How can I get them to like me more,
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: to give me more money to get more crack.
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: Yes, the hunger for crack makes you fix the streets.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: As long as I make the people happy, they'll let
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: me smoke crack. Yes, mayor we want where he's like,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: as long as I make them happy, they're not going
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: to care when I get caught.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: Because now he's just a crackhead. He's the city's crackhead.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: You know, our crack head. He's our Yeah.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah he's not. He's not just the crackheads key
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: to the city.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: I would I want a torch to the city, you know,
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: I would ever ever like a flame that he can
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: all light the inaugural crack pipe. He's back, He's in it.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: Like it's like maybe like speed speed or probably get
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: them working overtime. They work at night.
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: Well, speed is like the thing that runs most kitchens,
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: most trucks, because I know I used to work in kitchen.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: The drug we're talking about methamphetamines and we're talking about
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: Metham specifically here. Most spices that I know work three
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: kitchen jobs and then they're all and then they're like
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: how do they do it? Like there's no secret, there's
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: no fucking Those fools.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Are in the back.
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: I got to go to the bathroom like all right,
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: and they have the pipes. Yeah, a lot of the
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: ones I knew snorted it, though, Yeah, they I don't
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: know how you do it. I did because back when
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: I was doing coke pretty heavy, I was I was
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: doing some line. Cook asked me to take a bump
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: off a knife and I snorted it and I was like,
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: that does not feel good up the nose. This shit
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: taste feels like glass.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: And I was like, what is gone?
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: Their weight is met and I was like the first
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: time I've ever done and only time I've ever done meth.
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: And I was like this, it feels like glass going
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: up your nose.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: It was it a clean knife at least, no man,
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: the fuck I got like meat fragments on it.
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: We're doing math. We're doing old school math.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: There's nothing where we were like you have to the
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: knife is clean, but the drugs are fine. Drugs are dirty. Well,
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: you know, it's like the advice. I was already like
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: a few fucking hits in so you know it's not
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: gonna kill you.
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: You know you're right, You're right. And all it did
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: is make me want to go back to the restaurant
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: chop tomatoes.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: I gotta, I gotta willingness to work right now. But
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: the fools, I knew that they had like three cars,
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: two houses because they just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: Now they were doing math to keep it going.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: That is a common day bro. Like truckers, they fucking
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: they do speed. If I do math and I have
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: one job, that means I have too much free time,
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: So I need to have six jobs.
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: So you need to support a family of four kids.
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: And in sleep isn't a thing. So I mean, you
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: do what you have to do to support you. The
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: same thing with truckers. If the truckers stop doing math,
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: then we won't get deliveries America America shuts down.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: I believe that wholeheartedly. Keep that math train rolling, you
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: hear that or something? Make meth legal or something. I
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: got a question.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: I pretty much already know, but I got a question,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: But why'd you name your special Yolanda? Pretty sure there's
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: something behind it.
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: Yes, it's one of the jokes jos. Yeah, it's one
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: of the jokes in there. People thought it was I
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: thought that was the name of your mom. I was like,
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: fuck no, I'm not that arty weirdo, like, oh this
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: is name this after my mother, Maria Magdalena.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: The fuck no, it's based off of a joke. I
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: had so many names.
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: Like when you produce a special, the producers down these
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: what names do you want? So I give them like
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: five and they're like, that's the one. I was like,
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: I need you're gonna pick that one. But it's it's
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: it's I like the cover art on it, and I
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: like the the It means a lot, and plus I
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: get to stop doing that joke as soon as the
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: album's out. It's as a comedian, it pushes you to
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: go all right, because people have been calling you out
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: online for like, hey, this joke's been done over and
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: these jokes have been because you got to a comic
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: or as an artist repeatedly for the views you know
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: what I mean, for getting new fans in. So as
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: soon as this album's out and I start the new hour,
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: let it be the new hour, you know, because you
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: got to keep it moving. There's some comics that have
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: like the same jokes for the past twenty years and shit, but.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: It's the heart.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: If you have fun in that new hour, you get
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: to you get to go through that the emotions of
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: having those new jokes again.
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: And that's what social media does. It puts comedians and
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: artists accountable. It's like, all right, stop doing the old shit,
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: start doing the new shit, you know, like keep it moving.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: So like, I'm glad because I've been doing this Yolanda
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: joke for fucking nine years, since back when I actually
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: looked like the bitch when I was fatter. Now age
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: and the like the weight loss a little bit, and
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: I and that's another thing with the weed, man, I
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: haven't oh my god, the munchies, but I am also fat,
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: so I still I go to Jack in the Box
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: sober Rod Dog that shit. I don't give a fuck now.
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: I'm not like, oh man, you're so high. No, it's like, nah, dude,
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: this is me straight up. Give me that fucking number
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: one or what I'm about to get number one. No,
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: she's I I say in the special that she's getting now.
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: But now she's up for parole in March. In March,
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: she's up for parole. But then there's like, if she
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: does get paroled, she's gonna have to go under witness protection.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: Cause this Jolanda.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: Can someone explain land Jolanda Saldivar. She killed a music legend, Selena.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: What's her last name? Doga is pre Selena Gomessa, Queen.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Selena quin Thoto like she was the famous singer. Okay,
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: it's in the movie, right, Yes, so this lady, this
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: is the lady who kills Lena. Okay, big deal for us.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: It was a big deal for the Mexican community, so
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: much so.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: That she's your princess Diana.
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, you know.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: I mean you don't think Selena was that.
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: Trip and dog, but she was like the original. I
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: didn't realize it. Now she's like, oh, that bitch got
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: a BBO? Did she go back and look at the video.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: She's too perfect. She's too perfect.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: You really, you don't.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: But then you can't call it out now because she's
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: saying Selena, but that bitch had a BBO on the
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: tid job. Dude, go look at some old music videos
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: and it's too perfect, it's too circular.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: She had one of the she had, yeah, Quinna.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: And then so the lady who killed her is up
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: for parole in March, and if she does successfully get out,
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: she's probably going to get killed. If they don't put
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: her in this protection, someone is going to kill her.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah you know who else?
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: You know who else's parole got denied?
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: But she survived in prison this whole time. Nobody in
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: prison went after her.
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: I don't I think she got special treatment? Oh yeah,
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: I thought, I don't think.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: That's her fan, Like, I don't know.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: If you watch them, you should look at the story.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: She was a fan of her. She used to run
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: her fan page and she's a socker kind of yeah
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: you look into we don't mean money money liner.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, she she laundered money from the fan club
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: and and Selena's actual bank account too, and then uh yeah,
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: she she she didn't fight ship she found uh yeah,
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: and then she saw she shot Selena in the back
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: at a motel when Selena confedered her, like where's my
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: fucking money? And then like when Selena went to the
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: lobby to go call the cops and some ship fucking
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: bang bang shut her in the back.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: You know, but you know who else is? Uh parole
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: got the knight who yes s PM south Park, Mexican. Yeah,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: but yeah, he got the knight for sure.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: So there's a guy named south Park, Mexican and here's
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: a pedophile bro. I remember this.
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: I'll never forget this experience, man, because I I I
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: just started looking up SPMs like all his songs and
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: ship and.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: I was like, this was kind of lit.
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: Then I go and then that Mexican, that Mexicano T
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: has a song where he samples that wiggi Wigi song.
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: It's a sick ass because, oh tis, I think OT
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: is the best rapper out right now. And then I
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: start singing it and you were all drunk and high. You're, hey,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: don't fucking sing the wiggi Wigi thing. I'm like, why
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: there's a fucking pete. I don't want you were so serious,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: like I don't ever want to hear you sing that again.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: I was like, God damn, you so.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Serious this he's around he was around George and then
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: all shit and it is not yeah that that's PM dude,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: that's like and people say it was like some sixteen
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: year old and it was like, nah, he has been
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: messing with something like nine year old, Like it's some dirty,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: dirty yeah.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: If you look into him.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: It's no baby Bash's on that song? Is he?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Yep?
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: On the Wigi Wig Wig Week.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: It's not gonna be adult Bash, you know what I mean.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: He's not gonna have an adult Bash. He's gonna have
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: a baby Bash, a minor Bash, like.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: You know, like baby Bash is on that song. Bro,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: I was like, I just remember it.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: I was like.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, I know there's a
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: version in that song. He was like, it's like when
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: you want to slap the bitch for giving you a hic.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: I like, wait, who sings a week? We can part baby?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: We know? We know?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: I mean he knows baby Badge like so so, uh
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: shout out to you Baby Bash. But uh, but he's
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: an adult though he's featured in that song. I guess
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: with SPM because they were they're both like Texas.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're both Texas boys.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: I none know that. Did he know? I think Bash
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: wrote the song. That's what it is. You should ask
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: him if he knew that. The other guy. I'm gonna
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: ask Bas to come on the show whenever he comes
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: out here because I'm out texting at I don't think
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: he's gonna want to talk about sp No, I don't
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: think I like, bro, when did you find out? No,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: I'm not obviously like not. That's just like old news.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: He doesn't like to talk about that, but I just
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: asking him if he wrote that song. It's like, it's
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: not a big deal.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: You know, Let's bring up all his regular hits with
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: Frankie J and ship like that. That's that's the stuff
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: we want to talk about. The ship that got us
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: dancing during the summertime?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: You know, was it Sugar Shot, Sugar Sugar?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: Both those fools that their prime dog. Imagine how much
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: pussy those fools were getting dogs.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: I can only imagine how much because I know Baby
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: Bash sells out. Still, there's no way he doesn't sell
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: out like like many different venues. I'd go to a
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: Baby Bash concert.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: I know I would.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: I like it a lot. But that's see, I'm like forty,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: so that was like in the pocket of my era
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: and time. And you bring up Baby Bash to some
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: twenty year olds of like who that funk?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: I'm old?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: You know who females loved and I know you're not
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: gonna know them, but females love these fools and they
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: die now and the music just kind of that. I
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: remember m B writers, yeah Brown pretty lady or that
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: one song was to dedicate m B.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: Writer you y'all Hello, I want to do my hea.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: Fucking that MB writer song?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Please?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: What is it? I like the I think it was
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: MC magic with that, but the fucking the two thing
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: And he was like, can I get away with you?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, I don't know.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: It was that high school love when you were thought
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: you were in love.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: Love you you do no no no no no no
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: no no no no no come on give us no
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: no no no no no no no no. I'm not
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: doing that.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: You trying to get like some every time my white
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: friends like you can you carry?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: Like no, I can actually sing if you do so well,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: come on, I'm not doing that doing that. Come on
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: now now we're here to Yolanda.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: Give us a little Selena verse.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: No you doing? Do you know Selena song?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: No? Oh no, you don't you show me one?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Which?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: Come on? You got some dream man? That song is?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: That's one of them bitty batty bumbo.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Chico didn't. Yeah, my mamays used to.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: Bump yeah she while she was cleaning, so dusting and ship.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: Selena turns on and makes you want to just clean
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: I'm like, where's the moup?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: It's a universal music, dude, It's it's the the music
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: that our parents used to fuck to, that our parents
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: used to clean to.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: It's you hear that ship going on at different?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: What you're gonna loo look at it different? I didn't
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: think my dad was.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: One hundred percent Your dad was clapping cheeks? What the
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: are you talking about?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Well, are you talking about?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: Your dad was clapping? Your dad was clapping cheeks to
• 1:04:04
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  Speaker 1: Oh did they were dope? Though I don't know how
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• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: song it was don't Chetto story.
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  Speaker 1: Couple snow.
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  Speaker 2: Dog. That's that was a fucking crazy era dog. Don't
• 1:06:51
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  Speaker 5: I don't remember that ship dog.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: You don't know who don't Chatto is?
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  Speaker 1: You don't know? Don't Chet.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: It sounds like the Mexican he does sound the final
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  Speaker 2: Spicier than hot like this short fab like it looks
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  Speaker 2: like a Tommy living stereotype bro Like is.
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  Speaker 1: It the radio station? I don't know what?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: He looks like the music X Monster. Tommy looks like,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: oh he does. Tommy looks like Earl Saint Clair. He
• 1:07:26
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  Speaker 1: He does?
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  Speaker 2: Right, he does like girls take Claire.
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  Speaker 5: Don't Chetta looks like he makes some fucking he's He's
• 1:07:33
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• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: Can we have Tommy dress up and don't Chetto when
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: he goes on?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Should be doing Cheto for Halloween every year?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: No, fuck it, We should just have him do impersonations.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: Don't I've seen don't Cheto in real life at the
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: l A f C Games. That fos big dog fat
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: like bro he is is his stomach is fucking just
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: out there, bro, And I was like, that's the Senor
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: Gordo right there, dog.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: That's a seven seven taco boy or what seven at least?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: Dog from where? Thoughous taco bell three soft?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: You don't even tacout if it's don't chet though, I
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: don't eat taco bell, mister Cheetosa.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: I was gonna or before you record your special, did
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: you try to lose any weight?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Did you you look skinnier? I mean yeah, I mean.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: I'm I'm like not skinnier now, but like I at
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: one point, I was like, yeah, I just couldn't you
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: As you get older, man, if you if you diet
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: and then you force yourself, you just can't eat as
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: much as you can. Like I'm I can't eat like
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: what I used to be able to eat, like what
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: I used to be able to put down.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: Can't.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: I can't even if I do a burrito. I could
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: do a burrito by myself, but I'm hell a full.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: But I remember I used to be able to do
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: a burrito with four tacos, maybe half of a torta
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: just in there. Because your metabolism slows down the older, yeah, older,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: we get it now. I just maybe a burrito and
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: then I'm full. So I don't think I have the
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: capability of getting bigger. But now I'm trying to, like
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: go to I got a gym membership that I that
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: I used. I go twice a week, but I'm I
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: want to go three to four, but I go twice
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: out of guilt, Like fuck, if I don't go, I'm
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 5: making nothing.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: That's how it started with me. I have that guilt.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: Don't lose that.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, he's lost a lot of weight.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: I'm down one hundred pounds. Fuck how heavy were you?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: I was like to eighty at my biggest.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like three oh five right now. But I
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: was the lightest I've been is to seventy. But that's
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: when I was like really trying to get into it.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: But I've always been. I've been four twenty.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: The heaviest heaviest I was bro it was smoking every day.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: That's like, it's like the heaviest. I want three fifteen,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: like ever like, and I was like, fuck, this is
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: way too much. And then the skinniest I ever got
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: was probably like two thirty eight, and I was like
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: a long time ago. And now I'm like from two
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: seventy three. I think I'm down fifteen pounds, but you
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: you wear well though you don't even look like a
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: fat dude. Tell well, Like I'm saying, like before now,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: it's like, because I've been eating clean for like two
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: months now, I have like a like workout six six
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: times out of the week, and it's like, and I
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: got I got used to it, so I've seen the
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: results and shit like that, and I never let myself
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: get so big. But it's like I also knew. I'm like,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: I alwe it to myself.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Dog.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: I was like, I can't just be this in between. Yeah,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: I feel in between right now. Yeah, Like I definitely
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: feel like I want to. I want to be like, man, like,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: what's it's the diet to It also had a lot
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: of shit, but it's like, hey man, you got to
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: make sacrifices every if every day you fucking wanted to
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: eat out, bro, you know what I'm saying. I was like, then, life,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: what's the point of fucking eating out? You know what
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: I mean? You don't even look forward to it? You
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: know how bad is the skin?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: No I took I did it gradually, I worked out.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: It happened over it's now been like almost four years.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: When he was big though, he looked like me though,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: like like bigger, like he just looked like bigger me.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: Like OK, because when I first met him, we were
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: both the same size. We were both like I was.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: As long as you do it slowly, gradually, lift weights cardio,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: don't do anything else, like you know what I mean,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: do it properly, take your time with it.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: I lost weights so fast the first time that I've
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: got extra skin now, so like I feel like the
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: skin's not gonna go away if I if I get
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: down to my proper weight, I'm not gonna feel comfortable.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: Like I'm still not gonna go shirtless because there's still
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: like a fucking you.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: Can you can also fix that if you wanted to.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah you could. You gotta go to Mexico or
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: Columbia or the fucking the skin off.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: Might not be comfortable, but you should be help your
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: feeling happened.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: Like look look what I like.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: Look look at my difference. Do you get what I mean?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: It's that thing where like look and.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: I'm married, I could just drape the skin over my
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: bitch on I'm fucking around. Just hold this for a second,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: this clothing it real quick, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: like in the front, like it's a fucking sexy shirt,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: like the fuck you know.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: Even it's not about like fucking like like for example,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: like if I get down to like forty or like
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: the two thirties, like, it's not about fucking I'm gonna
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: be walking around here like hey bro, it's sober. I
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: all my shirt off. It's not about It's about fucking
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: literally knowing that I don't feel like shit, Yeah, it's
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: about all the time. I don't feel lethargic. I have
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: the energy to fucking want to do ship. I feel
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: like just you know, gives me a different purpose and
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: it's like the one the best thing out of it
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: and the reason I did it because I it's no
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: more fucking heartburn. I don't know that ship at all.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: I was so sad over that I would get the worst,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: bro worst. I was considering having that stupid surgery that
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: they had that they have. It's like surgery where they
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: put like this thing to like stop the acid.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: From going that much of them.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: No, you don't need surgery to do what you're doing. Huh.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: It was that bad, bro, Like I would have. I
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: would wake up with heartburn and go to sleep at heartburn.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: It was just so fucking bad. And like I would
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: can't take a pill. I would kill a bottle of Tom's.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: I like the little pill that shake there has the
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: little things inside of it.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: No, it's just some pre preventative heartburn thing. I would
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: like to not take that anymore.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they gave me that prescription one and it looks
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: it sounds like it's Molly in there. Yeah, yeah, little
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: beads in there. But like yeah, and I just and
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: I stopped taking that shit once I started eating clean,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: and I was just that's been the best decision I
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: ever made. Are you still eating clean? Yeah?
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: What mar bowled eggs and and we bread right now
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: when I got here.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Oh that's clean.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: That's clean as luck. That's good, clean as fluck.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: The most important part is when you're sixty, that you
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: can still fucking walk around and bend and.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, baking it to sixty would be the most important part.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, And yeah, but like fucking at sixty's like damn,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: that's tight. Like if you can still get it in
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: at sixty, like it's like, hey, man.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: Fools are stubborn. They could be unhealthy, but they're taking celis,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: but they got that same heartburn you're talking about. Like, no,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: I'm still fucking yeah, I don't.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Should heart a thousand?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a hundred percent.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Don't be like Rocky. You're coming in with tank tops
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: and Ship freezing his ass off wearing.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: If I get like Rocky size, though, I will be
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: wearing tak tops.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: You was like, I got fucking he's on one not
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: to be humbley if he's can wear fucking if he Okay,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: I've been all my fucking life.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: Bro, I would like to wear a fucking tak top,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: but I'll be feeling, yeah, cure.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: If he's don't have to take to wear to summer.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: Bro, you were.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: To wear a cross top, this whole shirtless, like lighting
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: a match off his abs? Yea, god damn all right,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: I would too, But I want to discuss me when
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: I see a fat guy wearing a like a tank top, No, no, no.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: Cover that up. You always see you always see those
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: like Spencers and Ship. Just what are you doing here?
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: The Universal Studios, Universal Studios, it's little sighted like falling
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: out like no, no, no, no, no, no, no no,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: let's put a sweater over that fat so.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, female, it's nice.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's be sexist here.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: For a second. Yeah, you know, just making sure.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 5: But then like you kind of look at Oh he's
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 5: kind of bad. Oh wait a minute, that's a guy.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: He's got lady sides.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: How many times that happened to you? I mean, what
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: is it? Uh? What is it?
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: Very rare, but there's a couple of times where I'm
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: like that guy confused me. I was very hard. I
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: was like, I thought that was a.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: Have you ever have you ever, like to be honest,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: have you ever been like, oh, that's a dude. Were
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: big caught? Like I mean, I'm not saying like the
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: furthest he took it, he was inside of him. And
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: then he realized that that girl that I would show you,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: that that trans that would show you the buffo.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: That one no, uh, the one that was on Rogan's
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: that's why, the one that's like a beauty queen.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: Will sent it to me. I did not know. And
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: Will was that you find hot and I was like yeah,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: And I was like I got the only fans you
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: want it? And I was like yeah, and then he's
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh dude, dude, stop.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: But you're not progressive. No, you're not progressive at all.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: After he came he was like, I'm over this.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: Just a big clue, he said.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 5: After yeah, yeah, yeah, he's fucking that clear mind, the
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: post nut fucking cleness.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: You know that he's the I ted off to this.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: I like the ones that will get you like that.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: You'll be like, oh damn, that's questionable, and you'll be like,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: is it you ever seen like Asians are the ones
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: that could transform, brother, like the ultimate transformer when it
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: comes to like going from like boy to girl. Okay,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: sending it to me now you're trying to get me.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying to you that what that what the
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: fun will set me? I'm not fucking like that.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: But as she's moving, you can see you can see
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: you see it, you see it in her cheekbones.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but she's got a jaw line yours.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: So it's just short to me. I don't think you
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: need to know someth talking about.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, said dude.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: No, I mean here's the thing. What's the dead giveaway?
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: Such a light even look, you just looked at the
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: following the.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: Dude, what's what's a dead giveaway? Is just like the
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: way her tits are, like the way her tits are,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 5: and like her jaw line and ship this is a
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: dead giveaway, which is like, well, God bless her, you know,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: but it's like not for me.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: Shut your line ass up, Shut your line ass up. Nah, dude,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: here you guys, fuck you guys man right off the
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: back that one right there, you h.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: That that one's pretty. That one's pretty full proof, Like
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: it's all about the angles, Like trans women gotta do
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: the that, gotta do the fat girl angles so they
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: don't come off as something else.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: High up.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta go high up. You gotta go away
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: from the cheek bone. Gott to hide the Adams apple
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: with the chin.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: You know who knows all the tricks.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: I know all the fat girl tricks.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: I know the fat girl tricks because yeah, when I'll
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: be looking at a fat girl's poster like back on
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: like my Space, you'd be like, oh, no, she's fatter
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: than she is. It's the same thing with trans Oh
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: that's a dude.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: Fat guys ever get catfished?
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: Like can you get catfish? As a fat Guy's just
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: extra big.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: You only get extra catfish when you order food.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there you go.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: You just got to It's like if you if she's
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: fatter than she is online, They're like, I just got
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: extra thing of fries. They gave me someone else's order.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: But I'm not going to say no to it. What
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 5: are you talking about?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: It's not exactly what I saw on the menu, but
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm not going to say no. Hungry is hungry?
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: What the are you talking about? I'm wondering do dudes
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: catfish girls?
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: Are there dudes out there doing like specific angles for.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: It's like the whole TV the main thing. It's like,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: it's not even about like you you could be looking
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: like you're it's not even about being fat, but you
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: get hat fished. Oh, Like you know how like dudes is.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: You get older, you lose your hair. So a lot
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: of dudes will be out there front and they'll be
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: like fucking uh, Like they'll just be wearing hats all
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: the time, but they'll never fucking have a picture with
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: them without their hats. And it's like, if you're gonna
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: be a ball dude, there has to be a picture
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: of you without your hat, Like you know what I mean,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: I want to take one so bad. Once again was
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: dropped a little bit more weight. I'm gonna sit in
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: the wheelchair with the suit like professor x No.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: But also guys, uh, because my sister's kind of tall.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: She's been like high fish or whatever you call it.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: But the guy like about her his height. She was like, full,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: you say you were like six feet, This ain't six feet.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: And guys trying to like kind of like you'll have
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: two inches you know, you think they won't notice, but
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: girls are are fucking spot.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: When she's six foot, she's like, I know what the fuck?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: Six foot? Yeah?
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: When the girl it's six foot and she's gonna what
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 5: is a six foot girl's minimum?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: Like some of them end up like settling for.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: My sister's like five ten, so she according to her,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: she wears heel. So I need a guy who's like
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: at least six two type of ship, so at least
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: I look kind of like I'm.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: Tall until they hit forty five. Then love is love
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: you No, No, you're right now. You are one hundred
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: percent correct.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: If they're on their last leg, like if they're they're
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: down to their last two eggs inside of themselves. They're like,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: all right, anybody'll do ye any any any bag of
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: cume'll do.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: That's they don't give a ship.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: But uh no, I think I more props to like
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: the fools that are five foot six, five foot eight
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: that like you see him holding this tall ass girlfriend,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: giraffe ass girlfriend, Like that fool right there, he's a mac.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: He's a mac. He's got to climb that every because
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: I see it, like he's like holding his girlfriend's hand,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: like like his mom taking him to the store.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: Is fucking We had a midget here on the podcast
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: that dated a normal height chick and has a kid
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: with her.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's swag right there.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: That's pimp ship. I looked at it was like we
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: got some game. You got some regular height chick.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 5: Also, let's let's take a look at her past dating history,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 5: like all last boy from five foot one or last
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: boy from five foot two.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: Imagine he was like that was her first and last boyfriend. Yeah,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: we gotta do like, well, we gotta do a midget
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: follow up, like I want to see like I want
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: to I want to see when his kid gets older.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: And it's because you know, he remember when he said
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: like we asked him, We're like, so, what point did
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: you like realize You're like, oh, ship, I'm a midget,
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like, and then he was like,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: it's like in sixth grade, bro, He's like, I was
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: playing basketball and the basketball team and I was doing good,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: and then we were on break for the semester that
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: everybody got a gross spurt and then he was like,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: what the fuck?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: And then he found out he was like his parents
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: had to break it to him, like like, hey, dude,
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Like you're a madjort, you know.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 5: Fuck yeah. So I'm like also the parent going like,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: you're a midget, Like all right, this is what I'll
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: but they.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: Didn't want to break into a little kid, you know.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: Can you dude, can you imagine how hilarious it must
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: have been when you've seen this for all in basketball gear,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: thinking that he's gonna fuck beat out the team. Like
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: then he's.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 5: Practicing, He's just like every time I run, everybody goes, oh,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: there was always that cartman kid that like him? There, Yeah,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: there's always one.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: Were were you the cartment?
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: Dude?
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: I loved the wrong way?
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and we all love them like yours oh my god.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: Look for the longest I really, I was like before
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: we imported an idiot, I was really I was like, man, god,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: if we could just put a midget in my way
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: so we can have him as a so we can
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: fucking have a third co host, that would be cool.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: Where I was like, we can literally beat that one podcast,
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: be like, yeah, you guys smoke and do all that,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: but we got a midget, you know what I mean.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: I was like, this is I carry him on my shoulders. Yeah,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: everywhere where I go. He makes the commercials standing on
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 5: the table. It would be like Kid Rock of podcasts.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 5: If you treat him the way Kid Rock treated his
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: his his guy, then yeah, that'd be great.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean yeah, of course. I mean I wouldn't
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: humiliate him. He'd be a part of the cup. You know,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: I treat him a normal persons. Oh yeah, for sure.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: Like every Halloween you'd be Doctor Evil and.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: Oh I thought, like like dad and son situation, and
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: like he comes dressed like in like a red pole.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, dude. I was just like, yo, dude,
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: we got to pull off fucking the Doctor Evil thing,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: and Minie me I'd be the ship.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: I know, A couple, couple of midgets, and they're all
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 5: pretty they I mean, they're all pretty dope. But I
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: feel like you have to for the insecurity reasons you
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 5: have to have, Like you feel like you have to
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 5: have extra personality to be extra cool so that people
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: look past how small you are. I don't know, I've
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: never met I've never met a little person who just sucks.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: They always have pretty good personalities. Yeah, like they don't
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: have a choice. It would be it would be awesome
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 5: to one day meet a midget that sucked.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: They're out there, they're out there about the ugly twin.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: There's every kind of person on the twin. Yeah, there's
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: some angry misions. I've never seen a homeless midget though,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: Oh I have in Toronto. Really Yeah, sorry to interrupt
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: your story. I saw this.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: There's one that would always be at the this left
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: turn that I make downtown Toronto. There's this little midget
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: that always wear a leather jacket and like one of
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: those like hats, and then he was always down there begging.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: And then one day I was walking in the city,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: like fifteen kilometers away and I seen this guy and
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: he was just like shuffling, like he was in a
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: rush somewhere and I'm like, where's this guy going?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: He was just like what are you? Like, what are
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: you in a rush for? Do you know what I mean?
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: And you're so far from your spot. It's only like
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: five feet a little bit. I just think of little
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: bit of life, you know. It's just tripped me out.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 5: You're hellican it and you said kilometers. In my head,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 5: I was like, how many feet?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, that's forgot that. It was seven degrees this morning, Celsius,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: fucking stop that you're an American. It was forty forty degrees.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: I'll have them to poor you. You better give him
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: your citizenship to.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 4: Listen to some cold states lately. I've seen you Rizzo
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 4: licking a pole.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, that was all Rizzo. He was like, I'm
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 5: gonna look a pole. I was like, hey, man, i'll
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 5: film it if you want.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: But yeah, Rizzo does the susting.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 5: No well, because he wants to. He's an influencer. He's
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 5: an influence, so he wants to film everywhere he goes,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 5: which is fine. But I was like, oh, yeah, we
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: should collab.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: And I always end up going like I'm not going
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: to do that today. But I'll film for you.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 5: I always if you want to, like, if you're an influencer,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: you want to say I help film. You don't look
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 5: as weird doing it yourself. So but I'll hold your
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 5: hand while you do your thing.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: That's fine, love, I love my content.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 4: But there's a couple of things like you, I would
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 4: be like, I'll skip on.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: That one, but I'll help you. I'll be the behind
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: the story, but you're not going to catch me in
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: a speed up.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 5: But see that's he's got a he's he's he went
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 5: from like I don't know however many thousand follows now
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: he's over one hundred thousand. But it's it's that takes work,
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 5: work that I'm uncomfortable doing that I have to. I
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 5: want to just do how'd you want to post my
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: comedy reels? You know, talk ship?
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: But that's not doing it my favor one of my
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: favorite ones of one and he drops it and his
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: mom's all man and the Pasolas all over the parking store,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: the parking lot or whatever.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 5: It's it's fake reality too, because people some people look
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 5: this is a real fake.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: I was like, why would you believe that was real?
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 5: The Pasola looked like fucking kool aid on the ground.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: Who would make that?
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: Fucking Rachel Ray Posoli, Yeah, I woul drop it on
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: the ground. But he said, you can make a bodio
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 5: skate faka in the budio. God damn it, fucking assholes.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: Dog, what does that mean? It's a it's a Mexican singer.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: Uh this lady said the singer. I hate her her.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: She talks like she's like a ship talker to man
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: because she got cheated and hit a couple of times.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: So it's like, man's like, no, ain't Selena. She knows Selena. No.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 5: I like how you downplayed that she got cheated on
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: hate a couple of times and now she hates all dudes.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: Come out, fucker the guy I hit her, fuck her
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: husband get.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying, no, no, it's just the way you did.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: He made a career out of it. Bro's like she
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: made a song and happened to hit to all the
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: ladies that get hit.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: He called you.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 4: I mean she calls us, uh rats bought us.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here talking about her.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: Man, Dude, I was talking about all men. Dog, trust me.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: All the women at her concerts.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: Are at listen to that song the first time, and
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: he took that person. You know what I'm saying, He's like,
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: how fuck this bitch up? XG is a man who
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: hits like easy.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: No, that is not true.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: Just about this information all right, before we get into
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: the super chats. So you want to tell us about
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: any upcoming shows in case any of the people that
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: are watching want to check you out.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this this weekend, I'm going to be in Sacramento
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 5: at LAPS Unlimited, I believe January seventeenth and eighteenth. Yeah,
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 5: in old Sacramento. Come out and check that tickets at
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 5: socomedy dot com.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, make sure you guys check him out if
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: you guys, if he's in your area, and follow them.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: Most of all, make sure you guys keep up with
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: you know, with a special and you know when he comes.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: The best thing I see that you guys follow all
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: the comedians and all the talent that comes through here.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: And I love that about that because I see some
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: of you guys are like, yo, I saw you guys
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: on the show and then to see the pictures and
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: you guys still tag us and that ship's great. I
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: love it, so thank you.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 5: Definitely, if you come to. If you come and you
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 5: mentioned we don't smoke the same, I got merch and ship.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: I'll give you like a I'll give you some March.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: There we go.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: And if you're around in March. We don't smoke the
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: same as putting on a comedy show.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: We'll talk. Let me know.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, hell yeah.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: You hear that fans smoke the same comedy show. We
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: don't joke the same. Something in the works for sure.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: All right, let's get into some of these super chats.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: And did you get the graphics right? I said, okay, cool,
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: thank you. I just wanted to make sure you got uh.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: All right, let's get into these super chats. Thank you
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: so much everybody who's participating up in here and hit
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: that thumbs up while you're at it, hit that share,
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: do all that good stuff. We'll be doing a giveaway tomorrow.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: I'll get I'll get together something for you guys smoking
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: on this hat and these fucking new sponsored chick lits.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: Bro make sure we will be fully stuck with chick
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: lits tomorrow. I want to she forgot them, but yeah,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: make sure you guys check them out of chick Lits
• 1:28:03
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• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: you or you know wherever you're at, coming near you.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: Browsey coming up with the first super chat X G
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: will you marry me? L L O L joking and
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: glad you're back.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. At this point everyone's up. I got an application?
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: Are you an American citizen?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 5: She is, Oh, there we go.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, what super chatters should be? I think I should
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: be checking take care of the super chatters. Imagine Ice
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: is out there checking supertestes citizenship.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: Next one said comes from Matt says, well, it's official.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: I'm in the thirty thirty club. Salute fam God bless
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: everyone as well as this glorious day. Happy birthday, Happy birthday. Matt, Hey, dog,
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: get some health insurance dog. You know what I mean.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: You can't be thirty rocking on a medical dog. You
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: gotta get ruled and you gotta get your smug checked.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 5: You gotta get that type of ship that they kill
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 5: CEOs for dog medical straight up.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: Next one comes from Browsey again, we do love you
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: x G.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: Same team me, same team.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: I thought they were calling you the F word the
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 5: whole time.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: Usually they are a G.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: Markel Williams. Next one says, what's happening, cousins, When is
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: Reverie coming back on? You know what, I was just
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: talking to her last week. I'm gonna ask her to
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: come back on, so she will be She will be
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: up in here soon.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: She was rocking one of your hind.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't. Working on some custom pieces I'm making her.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: Next one comes from will j.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: I want to apologize to my bodio, Santa Anna. About
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: two years ago, I gave a pound and a hug
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: to Mega Man in the middle of the bodio. Sorry,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: not very farm.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: Serious about this bro, because he don't like Mega Man,
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: I think, or some bullshit. I don't even know what's
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: going on, but he's like, yeah, for disrespecting my bodio
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: because I said, what's up to Mega Man? And that
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: ain't cool. Santana don't appreciate that, Like, yeah, he's a
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: patren one.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: He said he's gonna move.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's patron exclusive. The other last time he came
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: on here and he had a ranking of one through
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: five best school shootings. Bro, that's Patreon look at all pretty.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: Off camera?
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: Off camera, you guys ready, well number one on my list.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: And yeah, no, he call him on. Take it easy there.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: Why were they his favorite that we stopped?
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay. So next one, Browsey says, uh, Happy
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: belated birthday, Ali, I hope you had a great day, queen,
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: same team.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, home girl, Happy birthday Ali. Yeah, I don't
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: know if she's in chatteram today shout.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: The next one comes from Diego Marine. What's up, guys?
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: Finally catch a lot. Caught a live podcast, listening to
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: you guys while doing my route L driving a garbage truck.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: Don't worry, I pulled over to send this l L.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: He's on. Happy belated birthday, X, get them papers.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: My boy working on it.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 5: Play shout out to the garbage man, dude. Those are
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 5: the ones that really keep l A going for real.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: I was in Vegas outside the chap waiting for any
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: dude to get like cold feet. And I was like,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: I marr girl right now, write end dog man, I'll
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: learn everything.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 5: I'm surprised why I llegal immigants gonna be out there
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 5: like home depot.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: Waiting. That's like a full business. Dog. People be paying
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: mad money to marrying her families and ship.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 5: My uncle did that. He married some older white ladies,
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 5: was still together, they had a kid and ship.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: But he did that.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 5: I was like, because you see her, like he didn't
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 5: marry for love. He married for papers. She had married
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 5: for papers. Face you know what I'm talking about, damn.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 5: And then he had it like did he marry for
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 5: love or no?
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: It became it became love.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 5: Like she he was like helping her around the house,
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 5: and she was she's like ten years older than he is.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: And then like he's like, I guess I love her.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 5: I was like, all right, sure, but it becomes love.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 5: I feel like if you're down to help somebody get
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 5: their pay, and then that means you you are truly
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 5: showing you care for them in that aspect.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: And yeah, plus it's just a cash arrangement.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 5: I mean I think, I mean they take pictures together
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 5: and shit, like they're you know, selfies together. So I
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 5: guess work is work man.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: Next one comes from Raspy four one five, Uh shout
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: out to the two O nine.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 5: Oh shit, there we go. That's about as many shots. Yeah,
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 5: that's about as many shots.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: Stock in California still as dangerous.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, every fourth of July, every January, there's
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 5: no fireworks. Well there's nothing but guns. Yeah, there's nothing
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 5: but guns. Everybody's got a gun out there. And then,
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 5: like what happened in Florida, some chicks.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: Some little girl guys and then got struck by straight.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so like that's the danger.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 5: We get that like at least once a year, twice
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 5: a year because of shit like that. But it is
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 5: what is hood as fuck. It's not a great town,
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 5: but it's home, you know, straight up.
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• 1:34:09
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• 1:34:28
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• 1:34:30
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• 1:34:32
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• 1:34:35
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• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: we're gonna have for me when they get You've been
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: kind of like flaunting the whole time.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 5: Man, I'm surprised you're pretty open about that.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: I have a dreamer.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know what that means.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: Doc license been here since I was in like in kindergarten,
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: Like I have a part, Like there's like my names
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: in the system. Like it's not like I'm like, like
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: the lawyer said, as long as you've been here for
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: like two years, you're don't become a crime.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: Is that what the dreamer is? We you were born?
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 5: Were you born here or you were like okay, no,
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 5: no something you were you were You've been here since you're.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: In kindergarten, in pre school?
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: Here about to take pictures of adult in Mexico.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we don't smoke the same Mexico edition. I'll be
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 5: So you open up a studio over there, because you
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 5: have you have to stay here. Yeah, that's how that's
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 5: how that works, because then he can't come back. Yeah,
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 5: that's probably why you don't fly. That's probably why you
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 5: don't do nothing.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: Uh, oh, he's been flying.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: He just went.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: He just came back tripley. What the man in America?
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: You can okay with the license? Better not take no,
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: you better not take no gigs in the first couple
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: of months. If I was used brent the car and
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: drive even then him, that's even worse. They got borners
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: the States.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: I got across to wherever I gotta go.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 5: I have to call some I do have to call
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 5: some coyotes.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 2: If you do get across you sure, honestly i'd visit
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 2: you out there.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 5: You can, you have the option to.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I mean.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 4: He just can't come visit us no more, right, Frank Cama.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: He's a little older, a little older. Yeah, you have
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: to clean up your at big time if you're gonna
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: work with him, though.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: That's what I was I would do.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 4: I would just go find the bigger comedians out in
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 4: Mexico and.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 2: Be like the glasses along podcast.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: I forget his name. He's from.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 4: Philipps had him up.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, No, he's great. He's been thinking about it and
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 2: he's like, what if I do get reported? Who am
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: I gonna tell you?
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: Guys know, I already got all that ship he's probably
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: he probably hasn't.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I forget. Yeah he has written now in
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 2: case he sees ice. And I was like, he's like,
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 2: let me cook sad before they raid my house.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's hilarious, and just go to Mexico City and
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 5: just be like America this gentrified with white people now exactly.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, then he can.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 4: He can leave countries and kill it.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: I can leave a country and kill it.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: You go back home and kill it. You said that
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: with the shaky voice. Dog, anyone I could do it
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 2: all right?
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: He sounded just as confident as like, what is it
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: Malcolm in the Middle's neighbor.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 5: I don't like that at all.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: See, they're saying talking to the mic because you keep
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: talking back and forth from it.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: Next next one says comes from Row Row Valenzuela. What up, homies.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: He I finally got your vinyl. Dog. He brought it,
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: so I'll send it out tomorrow. Oh perfectly, I know, dog,
• 1:37:38
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• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: But I'm just like, hey, bro to him, dog, he
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: just bring the fucking vinyl in.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: You know y'all got some loyal ass fans, man, I mean, yeah,
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 2: they definitely show up like that's what. We can't go
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 2: to any venue because these motherfuckers we'll fuck it up, bro,
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: Like not literally, but like when we tell somebody like,
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 2: hey man, this is gonna be like a smoking venue,
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 2: and like it's one hundred and fifty people will show
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 2: up and I'm like, hey, all of them are gonna
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: smoke and they're like yeah, and I'm like, everybody's okay?
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 5: Is it cool?
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 2: So everywhere we go we just smoke it out the
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: big time.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 5: Fuck oh you're called. We don't smoke the same it's got.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 5: There's gotta be.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: A lot star the other fucking pa and some of
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: them fucking take it like some some of them take
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 2: it even farther because they do other ship they drink.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 2: Sometimes somebody's fools start doing nas because we used to
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 2: do nas. We're gonna do nas on the twentieth with
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  Speaker 2: Steph Tone. What is Patreon only, that's for the uncensored episodes,
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  Speaker 2: So for just five bucks you get access to two
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  Speaker 2: extra episodes a month. So on the twentieth is Return
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 2: of the Hank, but we're gonna get the little Hank,
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: so we're not gonna get the really big tank because
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 2: we don't want to fucking overdo it or pass out again.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 5: I'll come back on the Patreon only episode of some
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 5: scant off a knife.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's we're gonna that's a ten dollar episode subscribers.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: Or torrented after it happens. You can just can't be
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: stealing content, bro, I bet you.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: That's what Nity does.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 2: He puts he puts our podcast up there. Yeah.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 4: If people be watching our ship out the Australian ship
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 4: for free.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: Hey, it's cool, We're gonna get an Indian demographic. No,
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 3: I only do like you know, some CARTOONI ship, but like, honestly,
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: the people who do it are so dedicated to it,
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 3: Like there's people who are on that ship.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the people who drop I mean Indians in
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: the world.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: Are there enough for you to never ask that question again?
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 2: How can you say that without sounding like you I'm asking?
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: I was like, can you help but just get one
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: percent to watch the show?
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: Crazy? That would be I would change your whole game.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: I'm trying, bro, a little a little Indian.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 2: I don't like that.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 5: I don't talk about you know, you're gonna have to
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 5: change up your material that you got to talk about
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 5: target gift cards. You're gonna talk about scamming old people,
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 5: talking about fucking not enough telemarketer talk for I.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 2: Want one of those head things.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 3: Dude, they'll come, they're coming. We started off with Canadians,
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 3: we got some more Canadians.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: Got you brought Canadians and can we celebrate Indian holidays
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: and we all wear the dot? Yeah, okay, you guys
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 2: wear the dot and I will wear what what do
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 2: you guys wear? You said you wouldn't get to wear
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 2: the head thing. How about we exchanged coaches sombrero and
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 2: he dressed you up as Mexican and me next to
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 2: you just fucking were the head thing. Just have a
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 2: dream shirt full. You're a fucking undocumented.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 4: You're gonna have to let your beer grow up for that.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's the only hair that grows these days.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: Guys.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 2: Were to wear like, you know, a turbane, you would
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: look Indian right away. Yeah, yeah, he's not wrong about that.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 5: Ship.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 3: Indians and Mexicans have similar complexions. It's just a matter
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 3: of those things expensive and facial structure.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you can get some ballarized or what
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: is theb or what are they called?
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 1: Aout the turban?
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 2: Turban? These are just turbans. Jaheba is my cousin's name. Yeah,
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 2: they're called turbans. Bro. They just got Dodger ones. They
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 2: got fucking supreme ones.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 1: Like there's baller ones right in it.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: You think it's heavy, It looks like it's heavy.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 3: They use a long cloth if you do it properly.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 3: But I'm sure if you just wanted to get one,
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 3: like fucking is there a lady.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 5: Like an Indian lady that like, like how black lady
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 5: braid's hair? Is an Indian lady who braids turbans?
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 2: There's the guys put the turbans on themselves.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, yeah, but I just imagine a lady brain
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 5: is turban like talking to talking shit? He's smoking weed?
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: Or is it like a problem?
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 3: A lot of those Indian guys stop waring turbanes and
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 3: they just have long hair and then they get it
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 3: braided and ship they have longer.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 1: A lot of them have long hairder there I know
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: that can they take it?
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: And the turbans is just she though I saw my religion,
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 2: so I'm not one hundred percent I don't want to
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: speak on it because I don't know, Like, what is
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 2: your religion? I grew up as a Hindu, okay, and
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 2: then where we're no turbans, Okay, where the you know
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 2: you've heard us, Yeah, I've heard of mostly I've heard
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: him of Hindus, But now I don't know. I did
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 2: mushrooms at the age of seventeen, and I started believing
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 2: in the universe. You know what I mean. Fuck now,
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 2: I believe in the mushroom. The mushroom is my god.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 5: Jesus Christ trying to sound white dog.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 2: That is great, Yeah, to assimilate. You're trying to get
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 2: my papers.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: When I went to Canada, though, I did see a cop,
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: an Indian cop with a badge on his turban. That's
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 2: how they wear it in India. Yeah, and I was
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 2: just like what I was like, that ship was like
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: the coolest shit stuff right there, fucking grus Jesus Christ.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 2: It was like a white turbine with a fucking gold badge.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 2: I was like, Damn, that's fucking sick, you know. I
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 2: was like, he's really a cop. I was like, really,
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 2: that seems to be like the one you don't have
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 2: to wear like helmets when they drive motorcycles either. Oh,
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 2: really have the turbane.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 5: That's okay.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 2: I can't even put a helmet over the triple.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 5: Just put a special helmet for the turbine.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: Ford has a heater inside. Yeah, they don't want that.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 2: Nobody wants that. Nothing dry.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 5: I think I feel like nothing drives upussy have more
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 5: than like a like an Indian, not you, but like
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 5: an Indian dude. Indian with the with the music, like
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 5: with the like with the with the head of the Hello, baby,
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 5: let me share bobs like that dude.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Virginia like like I don't know my lady.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 5: My lady was just like those dudes would hit on
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 5: me the most because she was she was a fat
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 5: white girl and she's like and they were always like
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 5: the grossest with their game.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 2: Baby Hello. And I was like, it's fucked up. Everybody
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 2: needs to shoot their shot.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 1: No, I get it.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I get it.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 2: I understand completely. I get it. Don't get me right,
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get canceled in the God damn it.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 1: You're fine.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 2: Don't don't say that, you know.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it's still my identity. Fuck, it's like right now,
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 5: Jesus Christ, here in my fucking bank account.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, that's man.
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