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The Worst Ice Breakers · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: All right, you get an honorable mention out of this.
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  SPEAKER_01: We were talking about the guy in Louisiana that the police want driving around a black Tahoe just in case you see it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because it could it magically appear, appear.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like honestly, I'm surprised it's not driving down 86 right now or 352.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it says on the back of it, fat checks want it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh no, fat checks only.
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  SPEAKER_01: Only.
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  SPEAKER_01: Only.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then this text came.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, finally getting some love too.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's the one thing that I love about this.
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  SPEAKER_00: You skinny chicks, you've had your moment.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's over?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Step aside.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm pushing to a Hondo, and I want in that car.
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  SPEAKER_01: I uh I love this one that came in.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh this uh bumper sticker.
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  SPEAKER_01: Condoms prevent minivans.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh what about this one?
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  SPEAKER_00: No airbags, we die like real men.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, jeez.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, ouch, ouch.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, here's another one that fell kind of flat, too.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did you see what happened at the Chester Zoo?
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: The Chester Zoo says they're calling it a computer error.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think it's not a computer computer error.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think it's somebody who's younger.
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  SPEAKER_00: Had advertising for a quote, child predator tour on its website.
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  SPEAKER_00: The electric bus tour was meant to showcase uh tigers, lions, rhinos, bears.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my, no, Komodo dragons, and they were these are things that would like unfortunately kill a child if you know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: A zoo spokeswoman says the embarrassing name was due to our default naming convention in our system and was quickly changed.
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  SPEAKER_00: Also, the fact that it's the Chester Zoo.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Child Predator.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Child Predator Tour.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's bad.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right?
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, the irony to it all is terrible.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, and before you get in the office, I mean, and nobody I mean, like you and I will talk through naming things.
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  SPEAKER_01: All the time.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, Dolled Up Like Dolly didn't just, I mean, that sort of happened.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, that really kind of fell out of my mouth.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you guys, we we we went through it a couple times.
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  SPEAKER_00: We sit in promotions meetings, we say, okay, what are we gonna call such and such party?
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  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and then here it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, speaking of giveaways, don't forget, we're on the road to the big game.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, so we have a game Thursday with the Bills.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I was even saying, uh, I was telling Zach, Scott predicts and predicted this on April 4th, 2024.
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  SPEAKER_00: Scott Free predicted the Bills would go to the Super Bowl when we got the new stadium.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here we are, we got the new stadium, and will we go?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, it's awful early to tell, but Zach says no.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just want you to know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, there's always yeah, but that's a that's a true Buffalo fan.
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  SPEAKER_01: You rarely will find a Buffalo fan that will totally put it out there because we've had a lot of heartbreak over the years.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, and I said, where is your half-glass full attitude?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yankees fans in comparison.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, every year the Yankees are going to the World Series if you're a Yankees fan.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Every year.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love that confidence.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you're a Giants fan, suddenly this is your year.
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  SPEAKER_01: Although I think they won this past weekend.
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  SPEAKER_01: But either way, you get what I'm saying.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Bills fans are a little bit different.
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  SPEAKER_01: We have had enough heartbreak and enough reality checks to go, we've gotten that clock.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hey, let's get over our trauma and make it to the big game.
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  SPEAKER_00: But there's And we want to send you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, yes, and then the imagine being there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, it really it doesn't matter if it's your team or not.
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  SPEAKER_01: Imagine being at the big game.
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  SPEAKER_01: All the expenses taken care of.
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  SPEAKER_00: All the expenses, we're talking room, flight, we're gonna take care of the tickets, everything.
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  SPEAKER_00: You have to get on our app, Wink106, Twin Tears Magic, or My Radio Jams, and you can sign up every single day.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, if you go, if you do it right now, you have to at least wait 24 hours.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: But every day you get to sign up, and then we're gonna draw somebody at the very end who's going to be going to the big game.
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  SPEAKER_01: The one coming up, by the way, on Valentine's Day.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, the one where we don't have a halftime show yet.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but no, which I'll soon.
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  SPEAKER_01: It'll it'll come soon.
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  SPEAKER_00: Another thing that you can do too while you're signing up there, there is also like weekly questions, just something to, you know, get your play along.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
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  SPEAKER_00: Play along.
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  SPEAKER_00: The question right now is oh, it's still the halftime show.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh who's gonna play the half, who do you think's gonna play the halftime show?
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  SPEAKER_01: I still say Miley.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, before I still say um Yeah, I know you want Post Malone and Ella Langley.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Ella would be great.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: But she's country, so it won't happen.
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  SPEAKER_00: It needs to happen.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know, I'm not Jay-Z.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't make these decisions.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not yelling at you.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why I'm yelling at you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Before you go into the office, I'm gonna give you some terrible icebreaker ideas.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, when you go in and a lot of a lot of offices are doing this now, there'll be a whiteboard with an icebreaker question.
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  SPEAKER_00: Gets everyone kind of chatting in the office in the morning, getting you more connected.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm gonna basically take-like at a morning meeting they do this?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Have you seen the TikToks of we're always in here, so we never make it to a morning meeting.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right, but yeah, have you ever seen like the TikToks where it's like, oh, I'm responsible for the icebreaker question, and they have a whiteboard, and the question might be, oh, it's the same question I asked you this morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, who in this group thinks they're the fastest runner?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, but it's supposed to put you in a mood, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: But it just gets you thinking having fun, hopefully.
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  SPEAKER_00: So let me give you three of the most terrible icebreaker ideas.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sure, because I I'm already thinking of one.
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  SPEAKER_00: The f oh good.
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  SPEAKER_00: You can add to it.
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  SPEAKER_00: And anybody can add to it on our app, too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, here we go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, let's start by all sharing our salaries.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, let's not uh ask everyone to take off their shoes and socks and intertwine toes with their neighbor.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, no, that's not happening.
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  SPEAKER_01: Jeez, with their neighbor.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, why don't you give me your own?
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  SPEAKER_01: I love how suddenly in an office meeting the person directly next to you is your neighbor.
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  SPEAKER_00: Also, we've done something similar to this on social.
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  SPEAKER_00: You and I have.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah?
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  SPEAKER_01: Intertwine toes?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's it's on our TikTok.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll show it.
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  SPEAKER_00: We did it like two years ago.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, God.
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  SPEAKER_02: Why I blocked that out of my memory completely.
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  SPEAKER_02: And it felt I remember.
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  SPEAKER_02: I won't hold your hand, but I'll interlock big toes with you.
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  SPEAKER_02: In the video.
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  SPEAKER_02: In the video, we both were like, this feels so weird.
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  SPEAKER_02: I remember this now.
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  SPEAKER_02: Think about that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've never held your hand even guiding you across the street of a busy highway.
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: But I've laid on the floor of the studio and intertwined toes with you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Have I grabbed We are a freak show.
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  SPEAKER_00: Have I grabbed the back of Scott's jacket at Tagsylvania?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I have.
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  SPEAKER_00: Other than that, that's the closest.
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  SPEAKER_00: The closest we've ever gotten.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, before I give you my last my last one, which is my best one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I got a great one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you want mine?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, welcome to the meeting, everyone.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey, to all the ladies that are here today, which one do you think is going to get pregnant, use all their leave time, and then not come back to work?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's an icebreaker.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, mine's the best.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yours is?
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  SPEAKER_00: Mine is.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you don't like mine.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hi, everyone.
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  SPEAKER_00: My icebreaker today is I have a toy a roll of toilet paper here in front of me, as you guys can see.
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  SPEAKER_00: I want you guys to pass it around and when it gets to you, pull what you normally use.