Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 239: Steak & a BJ
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- 0:00He said, uh, you want the battle bookies. The cookies are a
- 0:04little bit too far away out of my room. He's a little bit too
- 0:08far away from Elsie's liking. Did he see the other No? No,
- 0:15because he's what we can have a conversation. Yeah, it was a other
- 0:19side, I guess, like a police rate of some drugs and the truck
- 0:24and they had into like the compartment where like that whole compartment. How would
- 0:30you know that they were dressing that hole? Just check it? Don't know?
- 0:36Okay, okay, man, the Guatemalas are creating when they want to
- 0:39hunt. Stop button, h stop pressing the button. What do you want
- 0:43me to Jacob smacks ham Stop because like I'm a bitch. You're talking about.
- 0:51This is what the people want, nobody else. It's not what people
- 0:55during the live just now, I was like, smash the nothing one and
- 0:59that's a that's what that's not people, that's person's single person for that person.
- 1:04You technically digging in, Yeah, you digging fingers stake in front of
- 1:15you. I murder you one and I'll tell you that you gotta cast me
- 1:26first. You're gonna be a fucking and when I do treat you like baby
- 1:30day. I can't nig You're gonna be a goddamn floating in that pool.
- 1:34Slide on a piece of steak down the windshield. We got cookies right here.
- 1:41It's gonna have the rapper. You can get to it quick. It's
- 1:45smoky, it's you. You can taste the wood and the fire. You
- 1:49can taste the chickeny yoh, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello. Is
- 1:59it podcast you're listening for. I can see the ys you're looking for us.
- 2:06I don't know what the I'm about saying. I don't know. I
- 2:09don't know about that. I don't know not about that. But um,
- 2:14howdy, hold y'all, it's the not that serious podcast AKA the greatest podcast
- 2:20in the world. Uh, the greatest podcast in the multiverse. Shout out
- 2:23the spider Man, ums, morales and shout moms, arens. He's black
- 2:30and Dominican, right with a white woman? Or is it Puerto Rican?
- 2:34Is it Dominican or Puerto Rican? He's Puerto Ricans Puerto Rican? Yeah,
- 2:37well Puerto Rican. His mom's in his life, right? Yeah? Is
- 2:40it? Are his parents together? Yes? Was his mom in the first
- 2:46movie? Yes? Not a lot though not a lot, though he was
- 2:49obviously Hispanic, though the dad was in it more so in the beginning,
- 2:53because yeah, like I saw the little clip of the second movie, I
- 2:55was like, who is this lady? Yeah? Definitely more Yeah, and
- 3:00then it became about the uncle one of the first one. Okay, well
- 3:02yeah uncle prowl. Yeah yeah, what a that's kind of great anything about
- 3:08it? Yeah, was a prowle. Wait a minute, anybody, when
- 3:15you say prowler, what exactly do you mean? What was he? Probably
- 3:19exactly? But uh was on the door where he touching? What's going on,
- 3:27y'all? Your boy big Mike here, it's absolutely Keenan's in the building.
- 3:34Lamont aka doctor walffle Ja Here. We're back for another week, and
- 3:38you don't know what time it is another episode of fantastic podcast fun Intern Oh
- 3:46shout out, uh Intern, Baby quast two weeks already taking vacation after two
- 3:53weeks already taking vacation too. That's that's not not the key to success,
- 3:58my nigga. He's off, he's off picking watermelon plants with uh with big
- 4:05Baby q um so man So I wish both queues would come back. I'm
- 4:13I miss him, I miss him both dearly. Yeah, I miss them
- 4:16both. I miss I missed this, the nice pitter patter of crocks running
- 4:20around here. So come back and then uh yeah man, but uh,
- 4:30I don't know. I don't know. What do we want to do?
- 4:31The quick quick stuff? Man, it's all the lake Tree. Oh sir,
- 4:35you'll get your problems. Don't you worry, buddy, don't you worry.
- 4:39Don't you worry. Mom Frere. We'll get to you. But quick
- 4:44you right now, Podcast stuff god pod patriarchs. So the Patreon three five
- 4:50fifteen out of tears. You know what I'm saying. You get extra content,
- 4:55extra goodies. Um, I don't mean to be a jacket ass.
- 4:59Do we put that video? I'm about to look on video. We didn't.
- 5:01We didn't put that out on the so this I'm not in charge of
- 5:05that. It's not up yet. No, we're not in we have so
- 5:11that'll be coming and that'll be fun. Patriarch contest Patrion, So subscribe.
- 5:15Bubma clock, Umm, bumma clock, buma clock clock, pussy bumba clock.
- 5:32Uh, you know, everything's in the damn lake Tree. I'm not
- 5:34about to do all this again. It's po box and all that good stuff,
- 5:38but it's number for the box number two seven six in Burlington, New
- 5:45Jersey, zip code zero eight zero one six. You don't even know what
- 5:49to do. Uh, send us all types of when the last time we
- 5:51check that thing, it's been a minute, it's been that shit probably overflowing,
- 5:58or is nothing nothing of crickets being there? Somebody said, a bunch
- 6:04of newspaper ads shout out to like our listeners. Man, they be they
- 6:12were really fucking with us, because one guy shot to him, God bless
- 6:15his heart, he was like, yo, man, what type of weed
- 6:17you like? I'm want to send you weed in the mail. And I
- 6:19was like, sir, that's very illegal. Please don't do that. I
- 6:24really don't want you to do that. But your heart's in the right place.
- 6:29Please don't do that. Yeah, but if some way you did figure
- 6:32out how to do it, you know, Mike likes black Mamba. Yeah,
- 6:36I do. I do so. Oh I actually we'll talk about that,
- 6:41yeah after yeah, forfour, before we get to our weeks, let's
- 6:45talk about our current our current situation where we just experienced now and I clearly
- 6:54just obviously definitely for sure, how probably a top steak that I've ever had
- 7:00in my life. Easily, easily easily Top three um our resident director,
- 7:09slash cameraman, slash producer, slash pitt master MJ here um He basically,
- 7:17you know, he got this kind of thing going, like, hey man,
- 7:20he got he's got a love for the game of grilling, and he's
- 7:24so passionate about it. He's wanting to take on grilling commissions, provided you
- 7:30pay for the mean of choice. In me, being the the food loving
- 7:36man that I tend to be, I said, I'll meet you there and
- 7:41I'll i'll I would like a steak, a nice steak grilled to your to
- 7:46your specifications. How you do it? And he said, all right,
- 7:51twenty ninety nine a pound, just he said, just looking up on the
- 7:55whole fools. I was like, all right. When he said hopeful,
- 7:57was like, okay, he not Walmart? All right, I could not
- 8:03have had not shot right, all right, cold food, organic, all
- 8:09right? So they don't carry them. Yeah, they don't carry tomahawks.
- 8:16Tomahawk steak from Walmart is kind of crazy. I don't get a skirt steak.
- 8:20We should handled that. But a Walmart was sell pre cooked tomahawks for
- 8:28oh my god, be very sick with the gravy already in it, just
- 8:31in a little packing the back back and see who grain just sticking in the
- 8:37oven for twenty five to thirty minutes. God in the air. There's no
- 8:41way you should make a team fucking a steak like that, the same as
- 8:45the Salisbury steak, same thing, a Salsbury t boned, a Salsbury t
- 8:50bones, I like sy talmahawks. So yeah, So I looked it up
- 8:54very quickly. I was like, bro, I had this money to your
- 8:58ball. So I looked it up. I saw some different prices, and
- 9:03then MJ got back and he was like, yeah, it's twenty nine and
- 9:05nine a pound. Now me, I'm not gonna lie. When I first
- 9:09I thought, wow, water water steel. I saw twenty nine nine.
- 9:13Oh here here's I thought I was a big baller. You know what,
- 9:16buddy, here's twenty five. You gonna get yourself something nice with the with
- 9:24go getting keep the change. My brother. I was wondering how much you
- 9:28sent him. I thought, I thought you actually did some twenty ninety nine
- 9:31exactly. No, no, no, no, no, I'm a gentleman.
- 9:35That's he said, yeah, wait three days and because I'm not getting
- 9:41you anymore, I gat. It was like, here's twenty five, good
- 9:45man, and don't don't don't say I never did nothing nice for you,
- 9:48something nice little line. He was like, uh no, it's twenty ninety
- 9:52nine a pound. These steaks are usually about three four pounds a girl.
- 9:58And I was like who and this? I knew it was bad. It
- 10:01was a really bad faux pas because who else about our croc loving frame Q.
- 10:07It's just the group chatting. God knows, I don't know how to
- 10:09win. He ain't been in the group chatting like three months talking about that.
- 10:15Nigga answered too that he was ready to just He'm just waiting for you
- 10:16to slip up, ready, ready for Mike's downfall, to just yuck it
- 10:20up. He's like yeah, He's like yeah, I knew he answered too
- 10:24quick. And I answered pretty quickly with the twenty five because I thought it
- 10:26was too good to be true. But then that bull said my ego up
- 10:30to hell, and I was like, what the fuck y'all not gonna do?
- 10:31It's called me a goddamn broke bitch. So I sent him another hundred,
- 10:35which is probably too much, but I was like, I was like,
- 10:39Nigga, it's like that. It's like that video Lebron he go three
- 10:43more for y'all right, it's another good for everything else? So you people
- 10:50to charcoal wood. Yeah. So I hear that, and then the season
- 10:54that's this is when I knew I was in for something good. When I
- 10:58gave him the money. MJ responded with, Oh he got money, meaning
- 11:03that he knew he wasn't dealing with a peasant. He knew that he wasn't
- 11:09dealing with somebody that's gonna let his artistics, that's gonna fund his artistic vision.
- 11:13It's like when Picasso ran into the Pope, He's like, Oh,
- 11:16he's gonna give me money to really let my really express myself, let me
- 11:24get you, let me get my vision, bring my vision to the world.
- 11:28That's what I'm I'm like, I'm the Medici family. There you go,
- 11:31I'm the Medicis. I will fund good art. And what just happened
- 11:37today before we that was good art. And this is how No listen,
- 11:41MJ. I don't know. I haven't known MJ long, but I pieced
- 11:46together little things about him. One thing, one thing that's not that's very
- 11:52dangerous, is a motivated and excited Michael he's not even Ja the boy.
- 11:58He's fucking Mike when he's locked in, and that nigga is locked in.
- 12:03That niggas Michael can't tell him that he was locked in because he's sending me
- 12:07pictures of the steak. He's sending me pictures of compound butter, He's sending
- 12:11pictures updates. It's like it's a damn baby about to be born. He's
- 12:16like, here's the one chips, here's the fucking liquid smoking and Ski I
- 12:20was like, oh this, he's building up a bad motherfucker hair. It's
- 12:24gonna be it's gonna be a steak steaks And it was the nudes before you
- 12:31actually picture of linger. You know, it was shorty like when you know
- 12:37it's like a good night about to come up. It's like look what I
- 12:41got at the store. And it's like the booty hole out like like like
- 12:46ain't gonna be no ash and then ain't no nipples? Does he put it
- 12:54on? I don't even know what some point of that like like it's DROs
- 12:58with the coucci out. I shigned up for this, That's what it was.
- 13:05He put the steak season did the steak on the grill, he smoker,
- 13:11the smoker. But now when he did the when he said the compound
- 13:13butter, I was like, oh yeah, okay, all right, we're
- 13:18in for it on there for a big treat was cooking boy, And I
- 13:22don't need all that on there, you know. Being the good man that
- 13:28I am. Also, I let my niggas, let my my friends get
- 13:31get down on some of this. I let, like any gentleman, I
- 13:37let my friends hit first. We got the taste of me, you know,
- 13:43he rose Michael, Michael Ruse. You know. Last I'm saying,
- 13:48no, no, I did this already. I'll back clean up. I
- 13:54got you. That's that clean up, yo, clean up? Yeah,
- 14:03wow, clean up. It's nuts, bro, because how are you cleaning?
- 14:09Never mind already, how are you cleaning up? No, let's a
- 14:13figure speech at that point, I might cleaning. Push that ship up,
- 14:18push that out. I'm gonna push it in. You gotta push it out.
- 14:22Given take it so wet, yo, baby, you bet damn you
- 14:33show that's sick. It's like a washing machine in here. Sick. Oh
- 14:37you was ready for me. It's like a kid more washing machine. Baby,
- 14:41So wet. It's a deep one. It's a deep one. It's
- 14:48a deep deep that's a deep, deep, deep deep ocean. Girl.
- 14:54That that how many extra rences didn't you go through? This is watching all
- 15:01extra soiled level right here. Good lord, it's like my Dick's taking a
- 15:07bath right now. No, that's other man's neck. You're swimming a bath
- 15:16of seamen. Yeah, yeah, yo, he made the steaks man,
- 15:22And then Lamont can't do with some Chick fil a mac. We enjoyed ourselves
- 15:26a nice little and some cookies. Yeah, nice little time. Yeah,
- 15:31that's that's stake. I'm quick waiting quick uh rady. Definitely a nine nine,
- 15:37at least a nine three nine five out of ten for me. Um
- 15:43damn. That was good stack. Yeah, that was That was top three
- 15:46best stakes I've had. Like and in the fact that like, I'm I'm
- 15:48a smoke. He have a guy. So when you put them on the
- 15:50smoke and you could taste that smoke, I'm it's not gonna taste like that,
- 15:54But I'm definitely doing that tomorrow. I'm doing I like that. I
- 16:00like, but I love it. It's not gonna You're still gonna be good.
- 16:03It's not gonna taste like that. You get the same same steak no,
- 16:07no, no, I've got steaks in the freezer. Okay, you
- 16:08got a nice little shoulder and great value m J steak. Actually, are
- 16:14you going to season it for four days? That's what you did a certain
- 16:22person. I know what you're talking about. I was about to say,
- 16:23this is really this man is dry agent steaks. You don't do that dry
- 16:29steaks. No, you don't season the season. I mean you, but
- 16:32but some people, some people do at marinade. Yeah, but but some
- 16:36people do a salt Brianos for chicken. They also do a steak steak steak,
- 16:40you dry age. I've seen it, do it. I've seen it.
- 16:41Don't steaks do it? But you don't season? Yeah, yeah,
- 16:44you're not not. Yeah, no, you don't season. You're supposed to
- 16:47let it rest like room temperature. Yea like season like that really only like
- 16:55salt and cory. Yeah, salt and pepper. In the beginning, right,
- 17:00that first seas pretty much a little garlic, a little you saw pepper
- 17:07and garlic powder on my steaks. Like powder gets a real garlic, man,
- 17:11not a season. And then you based it with real garlic. Okay,
- 17:15man, I I knew that this. Now, come on to make
- 17:18sure I really don't give me fun now this actual garlic. Yeah. But
- 17:23the thing is, while you was talking about your steak, I was like,
- 17:26I want to try sue beating. I do have a I still haven't
- 17:30set it up yet. I want to try it. I haven't set it
- 17:33up. I got one for a Christmas slash. Beating is when you basically
- 17:37cooking in a water bath like it's it's it's a machine that keeps the water
- 17:42at a certain temperature and you vacuum seal the steak, submerge it in the
- 17:47water, and then it cooks that way. Oh wow, it cooks,
- 17:49but you definitely got to see it at a great blob mess. Yeah.
- 17:55So that's when you cook it internally. That's what they call a reverse here
- 17:59and somewhat or that's yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, that's what
- 18:04you did. Yeah, that's what it when you cook it internally or do
- 18:10whatever you and then you see that you got put on it was grill that
- 18:15she was nice and smoked it. Then't grilled it. Put your foot in
- 18:22it after that too, didn't put the butter in. I don't do and
- 18:26you let it rest. I don't care. You don't got to go there
- 18:30because they don't care. I don't give that compound. But it was it
- 18:36just butter, that's what. That's why I knew he was gone. I
- 18:40would I would be concerned as well. Catch we have to lunch tomorrow.
- 18:44See if my thing. Don't let it happen again one time to know.
- 18:52All right, Okay, stop put them to the side for me. Once
- 19:00for me, wants shame on me, for me seventeen times. Shame on
- 19:06me. Still, shame on you. You almost got it for free.
- 19:11Huh How I already told Elsie he already forgot what the other sides? No,
- 19:19the steaks when I accidentally walked out with it. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 19:26I forgot. Yeah, there was so much going on that day.
- 19:27But yeah, yeah, go ahead say yeah. I walked out Jamis Winston.
- 19:37But then something told me. I said, I think it's God,
- 19:41because I was like, oh, that wasn't that much for it. Let
- 19:42me get another one for like me and my dad. So because the two
- 19:45remember the two I sent you to two photos, You got both? Yeah,
- 19:48I got them both. As I say, I made it for me
- 19:52and my dad, and God told me go back and get the other one.
- 19:56And then when I was walking to the realized like, oh wait,
- 20:00paper first one just walk out and I went back to the car put it.
- 20:06I was like, look, I tried for I paid for it.
- 20:10I got to I'm keeping the receipts forever. Just when you bring it up.
- 20:15That's the one thing that keeps you out, Like you know, real
- 20:18new steaks. I ain't talking about that. I'm talking about just the niggas
- 20:25catch but because it's usually somebody like a security person, he said, he
- 20:27walked away at the time, right the nigga came out of nowhere. I
- 20:30was like, look, I paid for it. Looked it was two of
- 20:36I got paper trail from the text I sent the photo. I have an
- 20:41entire album. I please don't shoot me. We're out here the whole floo
- 20:47today where a man was brutally shot over Tomahawks steak. We have more details
- 20:55at eleven coming live from Cherry Hill, New Jersey. Brutally probably never going
- 21:00to that one, Tim, Do you have any updates? He got shot?
- 21:03So well, no, we're not. We're not to get a time
- 21:07off. Wagmangman. Why forty five pounds, Oh, American Dallas, American
- 21:18Dallas. And then that's if they have it. Everybody didn't have to tag
- 21:23the price that thing. And I was confused because I was like, we've
- 21:27gotten this for four and last time I got him abously the price one up.
- 21:30But last time I got it was like sixteen ninety nine. Man,
- 21:33imagine buying a stick like that and then fucking it up, Like, come
- 21:37on, bro, that's crazy. Yeah. I don't even I've never been
- 21:41a Wagman. I've probably been where once. Yeah. I thought Wegmans would
- 21:44be cheaper though, nah, hope hopefully. I knew Wagmans was expensive though
- 21:49it's whole Foods. Just hopefully either word forty five people, Yes, that's
- 21:56a little that's a bit much. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, that's
- 22:00all. I thought. It was just funny when you sent that, you
- 22:03sent the twenty five, I was he just not play. I got you.
- 22:08He doesn't know. I'm gonna take this big old one pound steak you
- 22:11feel. It was hilarious because even in the little, the little note thing,
- 22:17it's just like you were so confident. Don't hurt yourself with all this,
- 22:22Mike, Yeah, don't spit it all in one place. You got
- 22:29it. You had to provide the charcoal. The wood got the season and
- 22:33that you wanted. I got you to the Malcolm read one. Uh yeah,
- 22:40you had a request for this for the season, and I'll gladly do
- 22:42it again. Gladly I'll do the fucking gap. Don't you worry. But
- 22:49it's hard to find. You saw it. There was only two in the
- 22:52fucking thing. There was only two steaks in that case. He was buying
- 22:57them up grilling season maybe, yeah, really season. I mean we before
- 23:03it was Memorial Days, that's yeah, but like tomahawks are luxury though.
- 23:10Yeah, but you know some people like holiday, you know, let me
- 23:15do something special. But even the holiday, like you you're doing a cookout,
- 23:18you're not doing tomahawks for everybody. No, not everybody. Know what's
- 23:22going on in Morristown Marlton. I mean Morristown Marlton. Yeah, I don't
- 23:26know where do you? Is that what you got the stake? I guess
- 23:30it's Cherry Hill close enough? Yeah, out money Cherry Hill got. We
- 23:36haven't bring out the tomahawks at least that's what mostwn what we talk about.
- 23:41Like when I went to my nephews, uh got some grab party, like
- 23:48driving through Morristown because they live in centerments and drove past a twenty million dollars
- 23:52home. I never seen a house so big, but it was like on
- 23:57that one, that one main road. It was weird because it's like it's
- 24:02bigg as hell, you know what. I think. It's not even finished
- 24:03yet. Yeah, like my my, I call him my uncle, but
- 24:07he was telling me the dude paid twenty million cash cash. No, probably
- 24:18fucking not a liar, Harris. Not alarming at all. Somebody isn't all
- 24:22his money as there's another house and more sound. Is that the one that's
- 24:26like the road's right off one thirty that road. Yeah, you gotta go
- 24:30through sentiments and it's that main road like when you go to uh if you're
- 24:37on thirty eight or whatever, and I forget what damn, I forget what
- 24:41road it is, but it's that main one and it's a big ass fucking
- 24:42house whatever. Crazy. It's not even like in the cut, but you
- 24:45see that shit. It's like dams. That a school, biggest it's not
- 24:49even it's not fit, like it's built, but you see the yard.
- 24:52It's not school finished yet. That ship is crazy big school. That's too
- 24:56much money. Man. Charl succeeded Mund just Morristown just like the house.
- 25:08Just look at the house. Yeah, I'm promising the misses. So my
- 25:11parents sho do that all the time, especially at Christmas. Exactly that perfect
- 25:15place to go. They got the best lights, Mike, look what we
- 25:22could houses. One time on date like this girl just I was like,
- 25:26oh, I show you Jersey like the houses and then showed the like Morristown
- 25:30and like Christmas lights and then saying that one not that not the big house
- 25:33we're talking about the another big gass house that was like more in the cut
- 25:37and I was like, I've never seen the house this bit. It's like
- 25:40North Jersey house and yeah, like imagine just like living in the apartments in
- 25:47Morristown. Yeah, or imagine living in the regular this house in Morristown.
- 25:55Bro, boy, I ain't talking like nigga. I live in the same
- 25:57neighbor, like you're not on an acre. Yeah, they got bread,
- 26:04got four bedroom Wow, we got four bedrooms in the left wing on one
- 26:10bedrooms in office. I have a bedroom in my closet. Those fucking houses
- 26:17are ridiculous. It is like you ever drove by like Tio's house. No,
- 26:22I haven't always wanted to though. One boy, we did that once
- 26:26like it was after he I think it was after he played for the Eagles,
- 26:30but just like, yeah, those houses are ridiculous. I don't know.
- 26:34I think Carson Wentz he had a house that he just got rid of
- 26:37about there too, he did Ben Simmons houses over there. Ben Simm's house
- 26:41is huge, crazy. Yeah, two bumps, two bumps for big houses,
- 26:45I think. No. I think Benneapoli in the Cherry Hill Yeah,
- 26:51pretty sure. You having Jimmy brawling, So I think they lived in Cherry
- 26:53Hill. Still big ass houses out there too. Any who, Well,
- 27:00well, how is everybody's week? Um? I was interesting? Yeah,
- 27:06yeah, tell us all about it, Bud. It was. It was
- 27:10a good one. So Friday I went to UN and R and B.
- 27:14So that was it. By to my to my boys at DJ AMH and
- 27:18HPK. So they had it at Franklin Music. Different niggas. They had
- 27:25it at Franklin Music. Ball stop please, I don't think he needs to.
- 27:30I think Gimmick was a male stripper pretty much. I thought it was
- 27:33just like a like just a sexy guy like I just but he always came
- 27:38out dancing like a male stripper, come out just punch. That was more
- 27:44more about Venus Venus Star. There's a different males, there's a different star.
- 27:52Yeah, yes, but I don't think Sean Michaels never gave manal points.
- 27:57He just seemed like a no, he's just this morning, just a
- 28:00really horning, just a sexy ball I'm saying, outfit, like he had
- 28:04the chaps and then like the weird thing in the beginning. Yeah that sounds.
- 28:10And then the way he danced when he came out, he was giving
- 28:11air pumps. I think he was just really horny. He was also really
- 28:15hot too, Yeah that too. Yeah. Wrestler used to be a wild
- 28:19back and they real quick. You see that video that Sean Michaels where he
- 28:23was messing with that fan. He was acting like he was sucking. Oh
- 28:26yeah, oh my god, how you were crazily the imaginary was really doing
- 28:33it. I'm like, oh, this is wild. Yeah a lot bro
- 28:38your pools pools yeah that one the pause. Back then, it was just
- 28:48it was way more than that. But happy problem you. Yeah. So
- 28:56Friday with the R and B. It was that Franklin Music Hall, which
- 29:00is a really big venue. So they sold the shit out. It was
- 29:03like two thousand plus people. There. However many was um good vibes.
- 29:07It was them too. And then they brought out Genuine that yeah random.
- 29:12Nobody knew who was coming because I think the last year they did, like
- 29:15jock Quez came out for like yeah, what was that New year's Jack Queis
- 29:21came out, So they had joc Quis and then and then Genuine came out.
- 29:23Bro. Funniest shit ever, Bro, the funniest shit ever. Like,
- 29:30so he's just leaning into the memes now, yeah, he's he's one
- 29:33thousand percent leaning into it. Like he just comes on stage, is acting
- 29:34crazy. He's looking crazy either either that he was on drugs. It's hard
- 29:38to tell. His eyes be tweaked. That wasn't that him on drugs when
- 29:41they were like good morning, But it wasn't even drugs. I think he
- 29:45said that he was just like off like a lot of energy. Yeah,
- 29:48Franks, he was like and like he was really hyped up like seventh like
- 29:52cocaine. Yes, no, not even like seventh heaven, Like what's your
- 29:55name from? From Saved body? But she was on the energy pills.
- 30:00Mustn't off the peels. Look my dead grandma, my dad, grandad,
- 30:07grandma, you were crackhead. You you were crack yadunk. You hold my
- 30:11dead grandma. You humiliated yourself busting up the peels. Never not funny,
- 30:19hilarious. But I think you said you're freaky fog. Freaky fog. You
- 30:26were crackhead. But now that ship was funny genuine. Yeah, definitely leaning
- 30:33into the antics for sure. Um So that was Friday Saturday. I was
- 30:38at the pool and Harrison James, Oh yeah, Lt Mike, where you
- 30:44look like? I was not? Now Mike talked a lot of shit all
- 30:48that. Oh, I already told my job I'm not coming ill and then
- 30:52went to work. I was pulled. I was drafted to work. Would
- 30:56you have came though, No, I would have came. I wanted to
- 30:59come. It was worth it. But when they it's like how it works.
- 31:03It's like they all they asked everybody who they asked for volunteers first,
- 31:07yeah, and then when they didn't have enough, they just Michael the yes
- 31:11literally like you know what you're working and if you call out, you're fire
- 31:15nine fire. But like it's consequences, like once you get drafted. So
- 31:21it's like, all right, that's a little annoying. And they started from
- 31:23the bottom with the drafting ship. So those were the least seniority get called
- 31:27first. So I had to. I had to go in there. Hate
- 31:30to see it, hate to see it. And I saw when I saw
- 31:36this, it was like, it's a really good time we had. The
- 31:37time we had a time. That ship was fun. Uh, it was
- 31:41fun. Gotta get pictures look like it. It looked like it. Yeah,
- 31:47it was fun. Uh. And then um Saturday night. Didn't see
- 31:49the video? Yeah, I ain't seen none. Yes video, Um Saturday
- 31:53night. I was at a playroom. I was there from eleven. I
- 31:57started eleven. I was only there because like I was open enough for caution.
- 32:00He got to really midnight, but they usually they they usually close it
- 32:05three. Stayed over U till four. People are buying bottles at three fifty
- 32:07am. Bro Damn, it was crazy. It was crazy. I don't
- 32:12know, I don't know. That was a long night. And I had
- 32:14to say the whole time because I was using my equipment, so I couldn't
- 32:16just leave it. Because Sunday I believed that I was gonna have a graduation
- 32:21party at two o'clock. Right, So Sunday rolls around, I have this
- 32:24graduation party it's helping in plane field for directional purposes, playing fields like an
- 32:30hour from here. So I'm sorry, but it isn't me or is it
- 32:35plane field? Really hard to get into, not hard to hear, but
- 32:38it's just long. Yeah. Yeah, I did feel like I was driving
- 32:42in the middle of nowhere. I'm like, wearing am I So, yeah,
- 32:45I know exactly what you mean. So I'm driving through plainfield trying to
- 32:47find this damn house. I get their house as big as hell, nice
- 32:51ass backyard. Backyard was huge, by the way. So I get there,
- 32:54I started setting up, or I'm not even start setting up. I
- 32:57take like one speaker out. I'm like, yeah, that's where the graduates
- 32:59party is at, right. They're like yeah, yeah, um. And
- 33:00then this guy comes up to me. I guess he was the boy's father.
- 33:02He was like, yeah, are you with a Troy? I was
- 33:05like, nah, who's Troy. He's like, are you related to him?
- 33:07I was like nah, I'm with I'm with DJ. Caution like I'm
- 33:12setting up and then he'll be here later. He's like, I don't know.
- 33:15I was like, all right, well, I'm gonna start setting up
- 33:17because I mean we're DJ two minutes later, the guy a van rolls up
- 33:22and it says DJ Troy on the shot side of it, right, So
- 33:24I'm like, all right, Troy, DJ Troy is here now. So
- 33:30DE Troy and the dad are just standing there like something's not right. So
- 33:32I'm like, this is a this is a graduation party, right. They're
- 33:35like yeah, yeah. So I showed him the text messages I have,
- 33:37and and the the girl's name is like Mila or something like that. So
- 33:39I's like, I'm like, this is Mila's graduation party, right? He
- 33:42was like no, no, no, no, Mela's graduation party is in
- 33:44Delaware. I'm like what the I'm like, wait, what do you mean?
- 33:49He was like, all right, So Mila is my cousin. Her
- 33:52and my son were gonna have a joint graduation party, but she invited too
- 33:55many people, so her mother was like, We're just gonna have the graduation
- 33:59party at our house. I'm like, well, when the fuck was I
- 34:01gonna find this out? So again called to put me on this. I'm
- 34:06like, I'm like, I'm calling over like trying to text hibody, yo,
- 34:07call me back, like this is what's going on? The graduated person
- 34:12party is in Delaware? He's like, what the fuck. They didn't even
- 34:14tell me. So he goes to his message and it turns out the mom
- 34:16texted him on like Thursday. It was just like, hey, we changed
- 34:19the party from New Jersey to Delaware. But not only is it in Delaware,
- 34:23it's like past Warmington Pass, Dover, past Smyrna, so not like
- 34:29down there, not close. So yeah, so he finds the address,
- 34:34he says it to me. He's like, how far is it. I'm
- 34:35like, nigga's three hours. Yeah, I'm not going right. He's all
- 34:40right, we got figure the shit out. So by this time, it's
- 34:43like one thirty, so we have a little bit of time to spare,
- 34:45but not a lot. I was like, I know two d DJs in
- 34:47Delaware. I'm gonna hit one of them. So I hit him up and
- 34:50my boy was like, I'm not there, but I know somebody I can
- 34:52send. I'm like, all right, nigga, we just need somebody asap.
- 34:54So he gets me a contact with this dude who never even told me
- 34:58his name. By the way, I still don't know who this nigga.
- 35:00He was like, yeah, I could be there. Um, I just
- 35:01want to I want to get paid in cash, though, I said,
- 35:05uh, I hope. So what's gonna happen is we're supposed to be giving
- 35:08you like cash app He's like, uh, yeah, no, I want
- 35:12to get paid in cash. So I'm like, well, I don't know
- 35:14if that's gonna happen. I'm gonna just cash after you when I get the
- 35:15money. He was all right, um, So soon did he gets there,
- 35:21he asked for cash if we were here from the mom She's like,
- 35:24I don't know. This guy's acting a little weird, So I don't know.
- 35:27The end of the day, I guess the ship was fine because I
- 35:30didn't hear anything else after that. But that was my Sunday. I ended
- 35:32up going to hang out with Tempo because he lives something now, so hung
- 35:37out with him. So this really nice um and then we went to another
- 35:39graduation party, got lit lation at a different graduation party. Yeah, their
- 35:45house is nice as shit. We bro we had we were having well,
- 35:50this was um went. I went to my law after that. Yeah,
- 35:53I was driving. I was just driving around him, just amble sing on
- 35:55Sunday were like, my whole day was shot. So but yeah, I
- 36:00ended up getting at a different graduation party. Communication is key. Communication is
- 36:05very key, especially when it comes to DJ's But yeah, that was my
- 36:07weekend. I miss I miss Bruce picnic. But you don't talk about you
- 36:12just zip through that whole pool situation. We don't see the situation. Miss
- 36:20him just being myself. He's a you knows, I'm He's just DJ.
- 36:24He's entertaining the crowd. You don't keep me thinking going, oh my god,
- 36:29I was class Yeah exactly, had like my cloth, my shirt offer,
- 36:32So no, I ain't someone's ass. Yeah, no, don't do
- 36:37that with people. Yeah right, your booty hole brown. Nah. I
- 36:45was having fun. DJs number one on that list. No, it's not
- 36:49right behind the like my spider man mean, just do Nigga's point right there.
- 36:58Man, I was having a good time. I knew some people there
- 37:01are you with the DJ? They ask you that? Yeah, what you
- 37:06say? I was like, that's the DD over there. Yeah, he
- 37:08said, yeah, let me show you something with him. Say that next
- 37:15time? Weapons one question taking photo of video. Now, I was having
- 37:21fun. Don't listening grandul time, grand old time love that for you.
- 37:25It's just the grand Why everything is great about the Atlantic city like that,
- 37:32It's all great. Don't don't let anybody for you. Atlantic City. It's
- 37:37still lit. Yes, it's still It's still fun, but it's also trash.
- 37:42Yeah, it's trash at the same time. But it depends on if
- 37:44you go down there by yourself, maybe you won't have fun, you're by
- 37:45yourself problem. But if you go down there with your peoples, you'll find
- 37:50so much to do. Bro, You'll get drunk somewhere, you're end up
- 37:52at the casino. You go out like, there's so much to do.
- 37:53Still, don't let anybody for you, Bro, it's still lit. What
- 38:00what what's that? The things down there? Hardness? Oh now, the
- 38:06women things. Yeah, it was that. It was that day because I've
- 38:08been down there at the pool when I was just like, damn, every
- 38:10single one down there was bad. But this time it was better. It
- 38:15wasn't a bad day. It wasn't a bad day. It was bad.
- 38:17It was a bad day, but it wasn't a good day. Yeah,
- 38:20it wasn't a good day. It was all right, it was it was
- 38:22all right. It was it was fun. It was still fun. It
- 38:24was fun. But there was a lot more it hits. There was a
- 38:27lot more women were ugly. Yeah, there was more there was more missus
- 38:30than hits at this one. But there was a lot. There was a
- 38:31lot of women there, but more of missus than his. But I've been
- 38:34in it when it was reverse, so there was a whole lot of a
- 38:36whole lot of trash one of them days. Yeah, but there was something
- 38:39there. I was huh things for coming out the money. But the one
- 38:45time Keenan where it looks like finally when he's by himself exactly. Yeah,
- 38:53but you was able to experience it. This was so so you know,
- 38:58it's real, it's real. Hopefully one of these days I'll be able to
- 39:00get that sense of euphoria. Yeah, it's just yellow, just bad luck.
- 39:05I guess, I don't know. It's like, oh, apparently were
- 39:08scaring the host this happen, look at the craziness and south did we go
- 39:15south? I hate this fucking tune. And then the next week else like
- 39:21look look look they got they lift at each other up and here, oh
- 39:24my god, it's a pussy and conscious only Wednesday context on Tuesday, all
- 39:35the female that's twerking and ship on Mother's Day literally literally bro crazy, I
- 39:40mean that's why their mother. But when y'all go on on Alex Grumpy Hour.
- 39:50The little thing about that night with him, the literalest thing about that
- 39:54night Grumpy Hour. You look, he ain't playing no fire that I know.
- 40:05I was how my dumb mass shot about, like standing up taking a
- 40:07big like a proud mom because my friend with this fucker. I was saying
- 40:14it all the time, like damn anyway, taking phone calls, you fucking
- 40:17fat fuck fuck him? Wow. Yeah, Yeah, that's why I always
- 40:24beat your ass. When I got deaf, jamn nigga beats, I went
- 40:30home an emulator and I was beating the ship out. Beat him up with
- 40:35Red Man, I'll beat him up. I'll beat him up with Slick Rick
- 40:42hit him. I just know if I go out with this nigga, this
- 40:45song, if you listen, if you're Trashi, I was leeting him up
- 40:50with with the nigga crazy legs. I was beating him up with the with
- 40:53the nigga, the white rapper, bless where the fuck he's at? You
- 41:00know he was in the game. I probably thought he was a made up
- 41:05character. He beat him up one G beat him up with WC regularly.
- 41:09The whole West Side or everybody knacked in the whole West Side connection. He's
- 41:15a crazy bonum. But yeah, if you if you come outside with me,
- 41:20it's the summer, you'll have fun as nigga your trouble nigga me,
- 41:25I was chilling. You were the one that's like this, get me in
- 41:28trouble. You see the video pus one dancing like this I'm doing I'm the
- 41:31Shady Days on the stage. There's a lot more than that. Man.
- 41:34Listen, I wasn't going nothing, bro. You'll see the photos. Shit,
- 41:38I saw one photo. I saw one previo. Yeah, it looked
- 41:43like he was singing into a girl's asshole. I didn't know. This is
- 41:47crazy, this is gonna be feels like he was announcing the girls but testing
- 41:53one to test he was. I mean, someone has to ref the towart
- 42:00contest exactly. I did. Yeah, she was lit. Why not DJ
- 42:05Elsey one and only else you do meet I do. I was trying to
- 42:13play it, but it ain't got me off. It was a couple of
- 42:15times it was like, damn it, it's coming. Yeah, I had
- 42:19it. I just need to hear a rollout. Yeah, next time,
- 42:22I want everything I listened to in high school. But now I'm old enough
- 42:28to be at the club. Yeah I didn't experience it. Yeah, I
- 42:30got you. My weekend was cool real quick. Uh um. I went
- 42:37to work Saturday. Then I want to hung up, hung up with the
- 42:40with the with the with the wifie. I didn't do nothing crazy that shit.
- 42:47I just hate um. I don't know why you always complaining about driving
- 42:52in like like that, driving nor Jersey is not bad at a really easy,
- 42:54but really that's not really North Jersey. It's that weird. It's not
- 42:59about the beach like sure right something like that, where head in that direction,
- 43:05it's like head north and start going ust a little bit, pass by
- 43:10type shit like that. Start fifty minute. I mean, it's just an
- 43:15awkward drive. That is awkward. Where am I still fifty minutes? Still
- 43:19long? It is what you get on that on that turn road, the
- 43:23white right way or not. That's the no. You know what it is
- 43:28this, I know what I'm When I'm far. When you stop seeing eagles
- 43:31and stuff in stores, you start seeing Joan like okay, like once you
- 43:37start hitting like Princeton, Hamilton, that's when you start seeing that giant ship,
- 43:40start seeing jets together, reading New Jersey. They play here, they
- 43:49play here. This man micro is upset that he's seeing New Jerseys. Uh,
- 43:53seeing the giant stuff in New Jersey. But he's cool with seeing eagle
- 43:57stuff in New Jersey. Yeah makes sense, Oh it does, It makes
- 44:00sense. Okay, I'm just like seeing success. You have more success than
- 44:06you drop the ac you realize what huh North Jersey people say about history.
- 44:10Yeah it makes sense. Atlantic City? Yeah, oh, well down there
- 44:20is different. But that is the sounding. Yeah, you're in the sticks
- 44:23down there. You're like, damn, this is going through Gloucester County or
- 44:27in. I don't go that way. I go two or six and then
- 44:30whatever all the way. Take expressway all the way. Yeah, oh that's
- 44:35super sticks. Yeah, where you're going you see sand like that's that should
- 44:38be crazy. Yeah, that's take that drift to Hamilton. Yeah, that's
- 44:45the way I saw when I saw the Blackie's towing sign and I was like,
- 44:49yeah, where am I? You drove past that big ass gorilla.
- 44:53Make sure you hate that speed. Hate driving by that when you go down
- 44:58Mullica. Yeah, I don't like that. I used to take that driving
- 45:00clan is down there though, Bro, that is that is the Trump nation.
- 45:06Yeah, nasty bitches. They love him down there. I know it's
- 45:12bad. They still bring that, it's still being Yeah, how you didn't
- 45:15want anybody else? Week? Yeah, I had a full week as always,
- 45:21not always sometimes got good weekends. Sometimes a good weekend I did.
- 45:24I definitely had. I definitely had a good week. Did it could have
- 45:27been better? I mean it definitely shouldn't know better. Pesky work getting in
- 45:31the way, Yeah, that's not my problem, that too, But also
- 45:35he sees how hard it is to make things happen, even when they're right
- 45:37front their face. Exactly. Actually, I no, I didn't get a
- 45:43chance to got the job done. She got job. I'm sorry. I
- 45:45was dealing with niggas, but just to just go by yourself if I could.
- 45:51He was a real beater without your right, girl, you're right,
- 45:53You're right. I would have loved But so it start on Friday. I'm
- 45:58gonna go see in the Spider Man. Move nice. Nice, ten out
- 46:01of ten, ten out of ten. That movie was phenomenal. Uh again,
- 46:07was Marlin in it? No? Now, that movie was phenomenal from
- 46:14start to finish. That is probably that that'll probably the best movie I will
- 46:17see this year. That's how good that movie was. Between the artwork the
- 46:22soundtrack the story perfect also saw it high, so it made the vibrancy of
- 46:30the colors who who? And I did a like that level above imax so
- 46:37like that, it was like Doby something the full bro that right there,
- 46:43that's a saw Creed. Oh my gosh. When I saw a Creed,
- 46:45I was like, this is the best crazy then inferior acting and HD uh
- 46:58now now just got wait for a third one. So this is gonna be
- 47:01a third one. And when that drops, conversations of best trilogies of all
- 47:06time can be had because that right there, it's gonna be a fire trilogy.
- 47:10Okay, And then we get too sadder, get the rust picknick uh.
- 47:15Coco Jones was there. They didn't get a chance to see Coco um
- 47:20because my Coco and her friends was being niggas and we got there dumb late.
- 47:24She was performing No, no, no, no no. What time
- 47:29did it start? Her performances was like her performance was at four? It
- 47:32was early. What time did you get there early? We got there,
- 47:36Like, no, what time did the actual Roots picnic start? Oh?
- 47:37I think it's not like twelve twelve one. I think it started twelveth What
- 47:43time did you get there. We got there about six bill. That's all
- 47:49you bro, we see. But here's the thing right here. Thing So
- 47:52I know that her and her friends are normally late, so I showed up
- 47:57late so I don't gotta wait for them to get ready. M hm.
- 48:00And I was still waiting for them to get ready. I'm like, oh
- 48:01my god, much time. Yeah, yeah, the fund did you say,
- 48:07like I heard the fuck up? I'm like, I knowed that same
- 48:09match. I'm missing the third to my throufle mm hmm. Hey man,
- 48:15I could have made it happen. I could have made it happen. I
- 48:17could have We'll never know. We'll never know now, What'll never now.
- 48:21But so Saturday, the only nigg of the world that was the fuck Jones.
- 48:24She hug just like, Wow, I'm not the only I am not
- 48:29because I can't believe that Keenan Dixon really wants me to fuck him and his
- 48:32girlfriend at the same time. This is so crazy. M m. That
- 48:35would be crazy, that would be fire. I'm sure wouldn't happen. I'm
- 48:40sure I'll be in heaven. But yeah. We was at the Ruce Picnic.
- 48:44We got a good spot at the main stage, really didn't travel around
- 48:49much because the people that we want to see, No, apparently nobody was.
- 48:53Apparently it was, but his ship was I looked up the set times.
- 48:57His ship was at the same time as Uzy. Oh yeah, so
- 48:59nobody's going nobody was going to that. So yeah, Saturday, who we
- 49:05see? Who we see? We saw Ouzy? Uh? Who else was
- 49:07on that fucking man stage? You saw everybody on the main stage. Yeah,
- 49:12that day or after six o'clock, but Lauren Hill was the main headline?
- 49:16How was that disappointing? Very what very disappointing? You're kidding me?
- 49:23So she sounded good, but but the thing is, none of her songs
- 49:30sounded like the album. Oh like it was too much of a performance.
- 49:34No, it's like she completely changed how everything sounded. So you we really
- 49:38didn't know what song was she was singing, and then you couldn't sing along
- 49:43because everything it didn't sound right. But she brought out the whole Fujis.
- 49:47It was a whole event. And uh, that's actually gonna be like the
- 49:52last time that ever happens, because Nigga's going to jail. Uh what's his
- 49:55name? Probably yeah, Yeah, he's going to jail for like twenty years.
- 50:00He's going to Jeff Conspirat, one of your spy It sounded let me
- 50:05look it up. It was some I'm looking up some nonsense I forget.
- 50:07But yeah, so she bought out the whole Fooji's. It seemed to help
- 50:12in China influence the election. Yeah. Really, it was like, yeah,
- 50:16part of China. Wow, all right? Then didn't know that that's
- 50:22actually condo wild Yeah. And he was there, yes, and like the
- 50:28I mean, oh, got to see the the Isley brothers. Watch Ronald
- 50:31Isisley get all the auntie's wet from sitting down just giving them them a little
- 50:36small old man pumpshus m. Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh
- 50:42my god. But that was it's the real The real deal was the next
- 50:47day. Okay, I got to see the real King of R and B,
- 50:52Michael m jacquiz. Now you know that's not first start off out to
- 51:00see. When we got there the City Girls, Well, we got to
- 51:02see the City Girls. There was I uh. Then we got to see
- 51:07ari ari as funny as hell and she was singing high ass off. We
- 51:12went to the other stage, got to see Lucky Day. Lucky Day thinking
- 51:15a rock star. He sounded great, put on a good performance he does.
- 51:19He definitely think his rock star my man, sliding across the stage and
- 51:22his leather pants, hating all the notes. I'm like, he's really good,
- 51:29he's really good. He's that was a good performance than Lucky Day and
- 51:34back to back crazy. But then they got to see us. How was
- 51:39Usher? That little nigga performs? He performs again? I ask you,
- 51:50what is it worth it to Rack? After seeing that, I was like,
- 51:54I actually would like to go see the Residency in Vegas. It's more
- 51:59intimate. It's not with hundreds of thousands of people. It's a smaller room.
- 52:04He's walking through the crowd. Get you actually get to feel the music
- 52:07because it's an enclosed space to feel it inside you. Bro, No,
- 52:12no, he's right, fill it inside you. No, he's right that
- 52:17man Usher. Oh my gosh, bro. And then he brought out Jasmine
- 52:22Sullivan. He brought out Eve Uh. The roots started. He looked away
- 52:28from that white man for ten minutes. God damn. Only you gotta chill,
- 52:32you guys. Oh about Lauren Hill And you know, I really don't
- 52:36like to talk about black women in their hair, but the wig she had
- 52:37all was horrible. Oh God, it's very pretty. That wig was bad
- 52:44Pam Oliver and the thing it's like you could see like her real hair like
- 52:45on the side. I'm like, no, no, like like that's not
- 52:49a wig then no, no, sure wasn't a bad leave out. It
- 52:52looked like a hat with with with with fur on it with hair on the
- 52:54top, with a gumby she she had. She had a high top gumby
- 53:00wig and I'm like, ah, that's not good, sister. But she
- 53:04signed a phenomenal She was great. The that whole weekend was a wow.
- 53:08That's my first time being like in a black situation like that where it's just
- 53:14nothing but niggas golf, niggamy were out there playing spades on these blankets,
- 53:21all this stuff. We're playing black trivia. We're over there making friends with
- 53:24the people around us and never to see them again. Up, bro,
- 53:28it was great. I like that. Looking at the set list, I'm
- 53:30very disappointed that he didn't get to see Uncle Woffles or DJ spent Off.
- 53:35Oh wait, I so I also went to DJ Dramas uh set you think
- 53:39I care about I'm talking? But yo, Uncle Waffles. She was affilly
- 53:45on Friday too, and I couldn't go, but yeah, no Drama brought
- 53:51out a fat Joe and he wanted to bring on Meek but they beat him.
- 53:57Oh wow, the sorry damn. I was like, so his name?
- 54:01So during these events, like some of these artists have songs together,
- 54:07and I'm like, why didn't y'all we got a song together? Like so
- 54:09like how Ari Lennox and Lucky Day got a song together. I'm like,
- 54:13oh, they should do they song together? And how our Share and City
- 54:15Girls got a song together? Yeah, yeah, and it's an actually pretty
- 54:22good song. And I'm like, why y'all ally whatever, but uh,
- 54:27just one last thing. Uh this Saturday going to know the Sunday going to
- 54:31Rouse Picnic. We're driving and this white man who pulls up in like a
- 54:35black Mercedes is like rose window down and like he's yelling out our car and
- 54:39we think he's just trying to get over, so like we rolled down,
- 54:43We rolled down the windows to see what he's saying. And I had to
- 54:45write this down so I don't forget it because he says some wild shit.
- 54:47This guy was bucked the fuck out, he screams out the window. People
- 54:52gotta die but don't want to pay for it, and I looked at I
- 54:58was like, what do you mean by that? What the fuck does that
- 55:00mean? What? What what do you mean by that? People gotta die,
- 55:02but people gotta die but don't want to pay for it. I don't
- 55:06know is that a threat? So I'm like, I wasn't driving. I'm
- 55:07like, Noel Florid, you gotta go. You gotta go because he's about
- 55:14to die. He's trying to take somebody with him. Go. People want
- 55:15to die. I don't want to pay for it. That sound like a
- 55:16Kevin hardline. I don't know what that was, but yeah, So my
- 55:22weekend was full. Uh, ended it off today by going to send the
- 55:25uh, taking my nieces and my cousin to go see a Little Mermaid.
- 55:29So I saw the game. Dang, that movie was good even the second
- 55:31time. Wasn't better the second time. So after watching the second time,
- 55:36I was able to pick up on stuff. Yeah. Uh they changed the
- 55:38ending waits from the time you saw it the first time. No, no,
- 55:44from the reginal Oh okay, so like, yeah see it. I
- 55:50don't get it now. I'm talking about the viewers or listeners. Um,
- 55:54how Eric saves Ariel from Ursula? They switched movie, so aerial saves Eric.
- 56:01I'm like I had to. And then they also took out urschlers,
- 56:10like most popular line in the whole movie, don't understand under the power of
- 56:15the body language. They took that out. I'm like, come on now,
- 56:20but yeah, I had a good weekend for you. Good stuff.
- 56:22Thank you Keana for buying those stickets. She spoils me. You laid it
- 56:28down, you know, not much did Some mulching is a series of chores,
- 56:44just a series of chores. Week He's like, oh you know I
- 56:50did. I did clean up the gutters too. So last week you pressure
- 56:53washed. This week you emulching, and you clean the gutters. Had a
- 56:59nicest house of the un that this point might as well. Yeah, that's
- 57:06a I went golfing with keV h. This is a very soft life you're
- 57:10living. Yeah, very soft, kind of like strange life. I got
- 57:15some dirt under my fingernails. No, this is a soft life of it's
- 57:17all right. Yeah, I mean I could pay someone to do my yards
- 57:22so like animal crossing. Yeah, actually it is just wake up, wake
- 57:29up, get my gardening tools, got to pick out the weeds cross I'm
- 57:36going to be playing this here. Pick up some turnips. But yeah,
- 57:40play some Monopoly lost you know nothing, nothing make you see it. Still
- 57:45have to do the NTS Monopoly. I think that'd be interesting. Listen,
- 57:50I told you the board games right over there, got the one with the
- 57:52credit cards. But that game did take like three and a half hours.
- 57:55Yeah, that's the only problem. That's fine. We have to just live
- 57:59stream and joke our way through it pretty much. Like that's hard to do.
- 58:04But uh, what do you do? I mean something, I'll just
- 58:08go from what we saw today. What I saw today. We all saw
- 58:13the Apple pro Vision Apple Vision pro I don't know how to feel about this
- 58:16ship because it's just doing shit. Yeah, it's just doing something like that's
- 58:23for a virtual reality headset that's just connects to your phone. Oh no,
- 58:28it's it's it's its own thing. I mean, but essentially, it's just
- 58:30your phone in your face. It's it's your it's a it's a handless phone.
- 58:35It's literally a handless same thing. It's everything that you can do on
- 58:37there, and you're just using your vision, like I guess, like,
- 58:40I mean, I'll use your hands, Yeah you can. It says you
- 58:44can use your hands. Its control it. Yeah, I feel like it's
- 58:46not really necessary. No, just get a computer screen, Yeah, get
- 58:51a computer your phone now, I mean that's the same thing, get a
- 58:53TV. It didn't do anything other than the fact that you can reach out
- 58:58and touch it, like, it didn't do anything your phone doesn't do or
- 59:00like a TV. So I wasn't really I don't. I don't see the
- 59:05appeal. I mean, maybe I'll have to try it first any but I
- 59:10yeah, I'm not getting at my ball at all. Thirty five dollars.
- 59:15You got the battery in your pocket? Yeah, yes, it looks like
- 59:16it would be a big wired to be wired yeah what Yeah, I don't
- 59:22know. It just looks. It looked like a Black Mirror episode for real.
- 59:24I mean the technology is obviously cool, like it's cool to see,
- 59:28but it's not like you said, it's not that you got a retracing sound
- 59:31to pick up what furniture you have or your room sort to bounce the sound
- 59:36waves. Also, it goes down record. That's that's what that's that's what
- 59:39I said in what the Germans what sound works best for your environment? With
- 59:45the sound waves rams off different things like fuck off, just give me my
- 59:49fucking Yeah, non ceiling fucking veloney and keep it moving all they're just gonna
- 59:55be watching poring off that. That's all. I oh, definitely, that's
- 59:58all. I can imagine. Think that up with a couple of devices and
- 1:00:00they'll be in there. But here, guys, you don't got to spend
- 1:00:05thirty You can get the fuck oculus. You did the same ship with that,
- 1:00:08Yeah, three hundred dollars. You want to spend thirty five hundreds to
- 1:00:12watch the same point, you can watch on your phone. I will say
- 1:00:15the quality of it looked a little bit. Yeah, the quality looks.
- 1:00:16Look, it was definitely better than an oculus because it was a little more
- 1:00:20look at least from what they showed. It's hard to tell like how it's
- 1:00:23gonna look, but it's not gonna look like that. It can't, just
- 1:00:27like when you watch game trailers. Yeah, but like this isn't the actual
- 1:00:30game. Yeah, there's no way. Nah, but they said they said,
- 1:00:32like the pixels are sixty four times better than the like screen. Okay,
- 1:00:37I don't know. Is like Final Fantasy, like everything's just moving so
- 1:00:42seamlessly, just so strue. The trailer for Final Fantasy always was so much
- 1:00:45better. Yeah, yeah, and then the game block people like what the
- 1:00:52I'm like, the cut scenes is in eight K, but they video game
- 1:00:55you're playing Minecraft, We're not do I mean, don't fancy slander. It's
- 1:01:00about the old school final. Yeah, it's just neat one too. But
- 1:01:07that's what I'm said. But yeah, yeah, I don't think it's not
- 1:01:10it's not worth that. I mean now it's not. But think as you
- 1:01:15now talking about you guys, talking about you guys as a whole. Yeah,
- 1:01:19is still gonna buy it? Yeah, there are people with the Apple
- 1:01:21community. Is still what I do with my money is my business, Kennan,
- 1:01:24Yeah, I'm still gonna buy mind your business. Yeah, you're Android
- 1:01:30USBC point. I mean, y'all here now too, we are. But
- 1:01:34the thing is Apple's like, oh we got to apple it up. You
- 1:01:36can only use our charges in the phone. You can't use another one.
- 1:01:38That's true. Well, then when are a lawsuit or something like that,
- 1:01:40though, they have to have it, yeah, yeah, they have to
- 1:01:43switch over to the USBC before a certain year or something. The next phone
- 1:01:45more than like yeah, so now, but you have to have an Apple
- 1:01:49USBC. You can't just go and get like you know, the knockoff them
- 1:01:53twist on it. But I mean, you know they're always going to have
- 1:01:55like a knockoff of the Yeah, of course one, So of course it's
- 1:01:59fine, Apple whatever different revolutionary. Is there a Android equivalent to this headset
- 1:02:07to the headset? There is, there's been a head there's been this level
- 1:02:10of this magnet magnitude. Who citing fu see. I mean there's probably one,
- 1:02:16but I really don't follow a VR like that, so I'm not sure
- 1:02:19if it's house called the same sung Seeing Suck, Sam Sung Singing Suck,
- 1:02:23I mean the porn only VR that you like the name. You gotta open
- 1:02:29your mouth or to load it up. See, so you're doing the sucking,
- 1:02:34okay, c suck. I thought that I thought you would see started
- 1:02:38sucking in. That's why I thought it was. I thought you you ever
- 1:02:45see the inn video of the Grandma with the VR and she air sucking a
- 1:02:50dick and then somebody walk into the room. What she's like, dull way,
- 1:02:55no way, Let me see what grand was on his knees. Knees,
- 1:03:06Yeah, yeah, I see, Oh see the comments Now I got
- 1:03:15the ITAs there we go. I'm I'm I was in no way Elsie yep,
- 1:03:24they talk ab out cradling the balls. No, that's not that.
- 1:03:32I can't be that's not real. Listen, hit me like a red bull
- 1:03:44on Grandma got got cut feeding fast, she got the ITAs. I don't
- 1:03:50know what it's gotten. A little power mood, a little power mood boosting.
- 1:03:59Man. You should have shot gun chuck, Yeah, you should have.
- 1:04:02I can't shot gun. I was never a good shotgunner. I can't.
- 1:04:05I can't chuck anything. I don't think I've ever tried shotgunningest. My
- 1:04:12chest is cold, my throat, but the carbonation is like watch people like
- 1:04:18shotgun like stuff like that, or like watching somebody like chug Henny. I'd
- 1:04:24like you chug Henny more like a chugging red bull. You could chuck a
- 1:04:27but heney, not a bottle hole, but like a you know, okay,
- 1:04:32if the carbonation, but but the heney, that shit burned. It
- 1:04:36burns. Afterwards. You'll beginning now what you're chugging it, because it's all
- 1:04:41going down the same time. So it's going yeah, all right, you
- 1:04:46got the joke, Yeah I got, I got, I got the juice
- 1:04:50me already. I mean, since we're already on tech, we're talking about
- 1:04:56the recent AI whatever, what happened with what happened with the Yeah, it's
- 1:05:01crazy what we're not seeing. How bad bad it can get? Just more
- 1:05:08AI. Um, I mean I guess it could probably obviously it could get
- 1:05:15bad. I mean there's just something new that we haven't said already. Yeah,
- 1:05:19it was just like an observation of like what you've seen, Like,
- 1:05:23yeah, there's a lot of shit, uh doctor, like photos and shit
- 1:05:29and like video. I saw the stupid ass video of a dude doing a
- 1:05:32I think it was like a handstand push ups or something, and then they
- 1:05:38showed, like the AI some abs on his back. When people were like
- 1:05:42whoa, oh yeah muscles. Thank god for the Twitter fact checker thing,
- 1:05:46it was just like, this is physically not possible. No, that's like
- 1:05:49different muscles. Also, there was a belly button on his back. Obviously,
- 1:05:54don't have a belly button on your back. Then open your eyes.
- 1:05:57Photos that you can goddamn pretty much. Not even doctor who come up with
- 1:06:02a whole scene sh like Savior, photo of your arms are cut off,
- 1:06:10you can AI and then it will show like your arm like on the background.
- 1:06:15It's pretty insane. Yeah, that's a good way to get that dangerous.
- 1:06:19I just got in a car accidents. I'm not gonna make it.
- 1:06:24Was like, and you sad that your boss who took the picture. I
- 1:06:28still got one hand. You'll see if I can make it, in can
- 1:06:32get dangerous. I mean the beginning dangerous. I saw this one video where
- 1:06:36this guy was like, just think about like somebody, uh use AI to
- 1:06:42like mimic a parent's voice and then playing that like outside like a home.
- 1:06:46It was like, oh, his daddy opened the door, and then like
- 1:06:49a little kid opens the door and then boom, it's the whole thing.
- 1:06:53So yeah, AI could definitely get that's crazy. That's it could definitely get
- 1:06:57crazy here. I can see that though. Yeah, you can definitely see
- 1:07:00that because people are weird. I mean it starts all fun. You got
- 1:07:04like you're making music. You got SpongeBob singing Coco Jones. But then yeah,
- 1:07:09wait, you see SpongeBob singing of Session thirty two by Summer Walking.
- 1:07:13No I did not, did you see Squid? I'm fine, I sent
- 1:07:17you Squirtw're singing Jazmine Sullivan? Right, you probably did. I don't think
- 1:07:20that's all you wanna be checking the TikTok's I do what I did. You
- 1:07:25don't need me send tiktoks before twelve yeah and am or PM, oh yeah
- 1:07:31PM because I was a sleeping facts you're right, You're right. I didn't
- 1:07:38make me feel better. I fine, I got you how big? He's
- 1:07:46only the one kid one that's why people did. They just put SpongeBob over
- 1:07:56him, and I was like, yeah, that's exact. Sounds like a
- 1:08:00kid you're killing, like damn, like that Filipino kids. Another guy.
- 1:08:13But oh my god, here's the squid word my ship and it got got
- 1:08:28the picture when he's sitting out the window watching SpongeBob and Patrick playing wow dah,
- 1:08:34now you sound like this nigga never see Yeah, no, oh my
- 1:08:44god. All he does is like colors a dying goat yeh ai is hi.
- 1:08:53It's very powerful. But we did see the one video with Michael Jackson
- 1:08:56that when it took like young Michaels. There's some good ones. That's some
- 1:09:00good ones, but it should have later. Gonna be used for evil,
- 1:09:02oh yeah, sooner than sooner than later, for sure, definitely gonna be
- 1:09:06used for evil. Evil. It's gonna be the government. Oh, the
- 1:09:12government haven't had this. Yeah, yeah, they've been doing this, but
- 1:09:15this ain't nothing new. Yeah, I know, I know. I'm just
- 1:09:16saying now now we're gonna be able to know, like, well tell for
- 1:09:19sure or not. Yeah, listen to government. I hat clone the people.
- 1:09:25You'll stay woke. Okay, Yeah they cloned. They cloned Gucci Mating
- 1:09:29and Kodak Bro. Who was it? Did you see the tweet? I
- 1:09:33forgot who was? They said, Uh, the one dude was like I
- 1:09:38finally met a black person at my job. And then they said, you
- 1:09:41know what, Mike Tyson and so and so were trying to kill Jamie Fox
- 1:09:46because he found out they were. I was like, the one. Of
- 1:09:49course, it's the one dude, Like the one another black dude in my
- 1:09:53job is on some bullshit like damn, I hate that for that person.
- 1:09:58But they did try to do you see that Jamie Fox umber that was clearly
- 1:10:00fake as hell, but people are really running with it him. They try
- 1:10:03to say that, uh, he was blind and paralyzed from the vaccine,
- 1:10:08like partially paralyzed. We're doing vaccines and people are actually believing it. People
- 1:10:14ago up are believing we're still doing anti vaxx takes and yeah, he wouldn't
- 1:10:21have had that stroke if he was did have strokes before people, Yeah,
- 1:10:28no, niggas didn't have strokes, And a lot of people don't really know
- 1:10:31that. That's the thing. So because you know Uncle Phil didn't have one.
- 1:10:36Nah No, I'm gonna Phil died from I don't know. I was
- 1:10:43about that. He died from my he got turf toe took him out.
- 1:11:00Just can't live on like this. This shit hurt. Wow, this turf
- 1:11:08church sun. I can't live with this turf toe. My life is a
- 1:11:15living I don't know how Pat Mahomes did it. My athletic career. It's
- 1:11:18over, Uncle Phil, Come on, sir, you don't have to do
- 1:11:21this. Nope, nope, just pull the plug dot This turf toe was
- 1:11:27it's not even plugged in. What do you call? Pack me up?
- 1:11:29Breathing on your own? You're just breathing heavy. Call the taxi dermist stuff
- 1:11:33me. I'm done, stuff all right, p Uncle Phil? Really yeah?
- 1:11:45Speak of Jake Coole. I saw. I don't know if Jake good
- 1:11:48question. Uh it said that uh Little Dirt paid him like nine hundred and
- 1:11:53eighty seven thousand dollars or some shit. Like that four verse, right,
- 1:11:56because I said that he charged two thousand words two thousand dollars per word.
- 1:12:00I think the fun out of here. Yeah, it's like we don't know
- 1:12:03if it's Yeah, I don't think that's true. If he charges too geez
- 1:12:08a word, Yeah, he could actually go fuck himself. Yeah, no,
- 1:12:13that can't because right, I know rappers normally go by uh by the
- 1:12:18by the verse like sixteen. Yeah, like how many bars McGain, how
- 1:12:21many bars? I mean little Dirk said he could charges thirty five hundred.
- 1:12:26I don't know, thirty five hundred what No, not thirty fifty thousand,
- 1:12:30three hundred and fifty God damn for a little dirky sign exactly per dirty for
- 1:12:35the voice for smirk. Yeah, it couldn't be mute old. I mean,
- 1:12:41that's a lot of money, man, I don't I don't. I
- 1:12:43don't think and expect there's a signed artist. I don't think they're getting that
- 1:12:45much, right, Yeah, it's probably going to the label jay Z jay
- 1:12:51Z. I can see a million dollars, million dollars, jay Z Drake
- 1:12:55million dollars, two million, maybe Jakecole million. Yeah, there's a possibility
- 1:13:03that song's gonna fly it's not moving the needle, like let's getting played in
- 1:13:08headphones but normally Jake Hoole's versus and only tough they are. I didn't like
- 1:13:18his feature on the on some of the Walker's album. No, I ain't
- 1:13:19like that shit. The newest one I understood. Yeah, I mean,
- 1:13:24I know it's like a bunch of like kind of like not necessarily throwaways,
- 1:13:26but it's still like a Jacole verse. I was like, this shit corny,
- 1:13:30I understen to. I mean like it's good. It's good. It's
- 1:13:32good if you like her session, like if you like her other shit,
- 1:13:34like when first came out. Yeah, it's like R and B, R
- 1:13:38and B. Yes, just her and her guitar. That's the best type
- 1:13:40of R and B. Yeah, she's she man. Every time I listen
- 1:13:44to this, I'm like this, this might be crazy, but she's probably
- 1:13:45like the closest thing to Erica about to do that. We got like she
- 1:13:47might be a goofy, but she's a goofy bitch, but she makes some
- 1:13:51good music, can we. I mean, Eric is a little bit of
- 1:13:54goofy too. She got Google a little bit, she got a goofy boat
- 1:13:58in her body a little bit she got a couple of goofy bones. I
- 1:14:01got a couple of goofy ass bones in her body and then niggas yo.
- 1:14:05The most interesting to think about Kabad is that all her baby dads, she's
- 1:14:10their own, their only being. Because after you have every kabay do couch,
- 1:14:14you ain't any other question. I want to know other coucie. I
- 1:14:15ain't gonna shop nobody else club except Jay Electronic. He got he's with a
- 1:14:21whist the name right? He was what they broke up? I thought,
- 1:14:27child girl, Yeah, they got divorce. I thought they weren't together.
- 1:14:30The fube I'm wrong. Maybe let me check the way the kind of skills
- 1:14:33according to the HAPs. I forgot to say that. Then you're talking about
- 1:14:38other corner that HAPs Jay Electronica, and uh damn. That's a that's a
- 1:14:44major fumble. If it's true. M m man fumbling rows Child is one
- 1:14:50of the richest. I don't do anything. You do, you do anything,
- 1:14:54and I don't do anything. And original people like in the country,
- 1:15:00in the world, in the in the in the universe world that we know
- 1:15:05in the universe, she's one of those. She's one of those people.
- 1:15:10Yeah, that was twenty twenty, Yeah, twenty twenty said, uh,
- 1:15:15ex boyfriend, but we don't know. You know, it's it's hard to
- 1:15:17find information on these people because they got so much, they got so much
- 1:15:20pool power influences. They could just take that shit right off the end of
- 1:15:23it. Sorry, I didn't mean to see these people. I mean,
- 1:15:26you know, what do you mean he would be proud exposed them, all
- 1:15:38right? I mean speaking of exposing people, Uh huh, I'm gonna do
- 1:15:45the house, sassy. Oh, is that where you I thought we were
- 1:15:47gonna go darker and talk about that murder case, O man, because then
- 1:15:51we can lighten it up. Let's talk about that first year. So,
- 1:15:55um, what's the drivers? Rudolf ex that? Yeah, So if nobody's
- 1:16:00seen this, this is really interesting. So this dude, Travis Rudolph,
- 1:16:03he was in in the NFL. He got this girlfriend, right, she
- 1:16:06shows up to his house. They're arguing and shit, and she's like,
- 1:16:12yo, um, I'm gonna get my cousins and my brothers to come over
- 1:16:15here and shoot this shit up. Right. Not only does she say to
- 1:16:20him, she says in the text message to her brother or whoever the fuck
- 1:16:24you know, spray that shit up. Whatever. So the niggas pull up
- 1:16:30and the dude Travis, it's somewhere down south. I'll forget what Steated is.
- 1:16:32It's Virginia, maybe I forget. Um he got his own gun.
- 1:16:38He got an a R fifteen. So he pulls that shit out so it's
- 1:16:40leg and he kills one of them. I think he shot two of them.
- 1:16:44Yeah, two of them got injured and one died. Um. So
- 1:16:47now the whole trial is going and the girlfriend there's her name in there.
- 1:16:54I forget, I forget her name. Um, but she's pretty much in
- 1:16:58court, just lying on the on the stage. So they're like, hey,
- 1:17:00well you said, uh that you wanted his house to get shot up?
- 1:17:04What did you mean by that. She's like, oh, um,
- 1:17:06I just wanted, you know, I didn't want him to get hurt.
- 1:17:09I didn't want to this that the third and sheet bro and then the prosecutor
- 1:17:13they're pricing her and then um, it turns out that she was recently like
- 1:17:15she was still married to him to know she had but she had a husband.
- 1:17:20Oh yeah. So then the lady is like, I think it's a
- 1:17:24probably a prosecutor, right. She's like, um, um, so you're
- 1:17:28married. She's like, uh yeah, She's like, but you never told
- 1:17:30Travis. She was like, well, he never asked, bitch, exactly
- 1:17:34exactly, yeah, she said, he never asked. It never. She's
- 1:17:38like, I never felt like I had I never felt like I had to
- 1:17:41tell him that I was married because it never came up. And it wasn't
- 1:17:44his person. It wasn't she said, it wasn't his business. Like what
- 1:17:47the fuck? Where's your ring? Where's your wedding ring? No idea?
- 1:17:49Like what? Yeah, so this this case is still only going and um,
- 1:17:54this woman is really crazy Dominique Jones. Dominique Jones. And she's fine
- 1:17:58too. Unfortunately, she's very pretty. She's a fine woman. She's see
- 1:18:00what it sounds like that very go like a goofy bitch. But um,
- 1:18:04yeah, man, I don't know. I feel bad for to do Travis,
- 1:18:08but I think it's very clear that he's gonna be fine. He's getting
- 1:18:11off. Is he gonna be one? He's gonna be fine because all everything's
- 1:18:14captured on the ring. It's all I saw. This happened. They asked
- 1:18:18her court, Oh, the Travis put his hands on you? She said,
- 1:18:20yes, he was pulling me on the ring. You could literally watch
- 1:18:24her punch his nick in the face. So she she's she's she's going to
- 1:18:30picture that. She looked a lot better, right, Yeah, she looking
- 1:18:32a little and she looked a little bit. But um, I guess se
- 1:18:41like it's always funny when people say they're gonna get someone so and so to
- 1:18:46do something for you, and then yeah, the niggas got guy putting them
- 1:18:50on one, put your own family at at rist and then niggas actually died.
- 1:18:56Yeah, So because you want to be tough, because yeah, she
- 1:18:59was. And she's saying she's like, oh, um, what people are
- 1:19:01upset They say things that they don't mean, and da dada. She was
- 1:19:04like, but you you said you wanted his house shut up, and you
- 1:19:08sent people to do it, and you sent people to do it. She's
- 1:19:10like, yeah, but I didn't want anything to happen to him or his
- 1:19:13family. She's like, I love him. I wouldn't want anything to happen
- 1:19:16to him. She was like, but you sent people to his house with
- 1:19:19weapons, with weapons to shoot him. She's like, no, I didn't
- 1:19:23say that. Like we have text messages. Girls, just bro, that's
- 1:19:27not what I meant though. That literally she said that She's like, that's
- 1:19:29not what i'mant. So what other way can somebody can interpret that I'm gonna
- 1:19:33shoot your ship up? I don't know, bro, She's she's very very
- 1:19:38unwell, very unwell. Hey, bro, these bone had it been bos
- 1:19:43I had in the Street Show. But that that actually comes full circle.
- 1:19:46I wasn't gonna talk about it, but the full circle to a clip I
- 1:19:49saw on Twitter. Um they were talking about it was actually seem like mainly
- 1:19:55like black people, especially black women, talking about it, UM like having
- 1:20:00AARs for home protection hm. And they were like yeah, because if I
- 1:20:05have an AR, if someone comes to my house with a AR, I
- 1:20:10can protect myself better than if I just had like a pistol or something something
- 1:20:15else. And I was like, I didn't know people, that's kind of
- 1:20:17crazy. Yeah, I didn't think regular people really had ars like that,
- 1:20:21Like I know, you know, all the shooters be having school shoot the
- 1:20:26real shooters, the real beaters, they'd be having them. But I didn't
- 1:20:29think people would just be having much. Yeah, of course, what else
- 1:20:34would you spend your money on? Right? I mean, but they seem
- 1:20:38genuinely like scared of this like happening. Like yeah, but I was thinking,
- 1:20:44like, for one, who's gonna come in your house to try to
- 1:20:48kill you? If aar Like what that's not what kind of ops you got?
- 1:20:54Yeah? You got real ops where you got. You gotta worry about
- 1:20:57people doing call of duty missions. Niggas coming after you like that. You
- 1:21:00did that shit, Yeah, they're coming after you like that, Like they're
- 1:21:02probably needed it because at that point, like the Russian mission for call of
- 1:21:05du to get that the elevator exactly, It's like at that point, digital
- 1:21:10spraining, prag house dan doing no tactical missions going through, coming through,
- 1:21:15no coming through with night vision goggles, check them behind corners, I mean
- 1:21:18night vision. The one dude said, if two dudes come in with RS
- 1:21:24and you got an R, what are you doing? You have to get
- 1:21:27your family out. You can't be just having a firefight. You're not like
- 1:21:30bullets just flying everywhere like like that's just like nothing. It's just like I
- 1:21:35don't know, maybe I'm just too cautious, but I feel like people,
- 1:21:41Wow, I feel like people have like a different idea of like protection of
- 1:21:47protection and like the the killing power of like a I'm not I'm not even
- 1:21:55a gun person, so I don't. But you know, we're raised in
- 1:21:59a place where prevalent like that. So yeah, yeah, yeah, good,
- 1:22:04all right, Snorter the line you probably did baby never Know Never No
- 1:22:13Sugar podcast, and we're back already shooting up. We were shooting up,
- 1:22:19all right. Yeah. If that been goes to jail, yeah, she's
- 1:22:26going she's going on, she's going there, gonna jail, fucking Danny Lee.
- 1:22:32Oh yeah, yeah, we can talk about that everyone. She's going
- 1:22:38to prison, which is a bigger lesson than the Travis Rudolf thing. Though.
- 1:22:45What now, some women can get you in trouble. Oh that's true.
- 1:22:49Yeah, dumb shit like that, like yeah, yeah, a lot
- 1:22:53of a lot of I don't want to turn it on. The women will
- 1:22:56put you in situations that you don't need to be in. Yeah, sure,
- 1:23:00yes, even listen and it's it's it's that's like that clip don't call
- 1:23:08Me White Girl. Yeah yeah, yeah, one when she basically said,
- 1:23:13like you like, women need to stop like overblowing something, overblowing shit because
- 1:23:18that's how niggas get involved in nigas. They know, like, you know,
- 1:23:23how women will get she was that Ruth pick Nick too. Oh yeah
- 1:23:27a podcast, right, yeah, yeah. Good. You know how someone
- 1:23:30even know like get involved niggas involved with shit like and they know that,
- 1:23:33then the dudes that the contact are gonna get overreact. I think I don't
- 1:23:39even think they don't like women, don't even think that far. Like it's
- 1:23:42just like I'm upset. I'm upset. You need to protect me, and
- 1:23:45that's what that's like the bottom line. What does that mean? Like you
- 1:23:47don't know what that means for Mega? Yeah, it's ten niggas, Like,
- 1:23:51like, what the fuck am I supposed to do? I know my
- 1:23:54mama got me. I'm an die out here. You don't have no man.
- 1:23:58Think they don't think about you like you can. They don't somebody.
- 1:24:00Yeah yeah now now I'm out. Yeah, now I'm out the game.
- 1:24:03They just think about what it immediately does with him, like, oh,
- 1:24:05this nigga's gonna learn a lesson quote unquote because I'm gonna getting my nigga or
- 1:24:10my brother or my cousin, my dad or my cousin. They handle it.
- 1:24:15Meanwhile, niggas, niggas killed one nigga and that nigga gets back and
- 1:24:18killed her. You didn't started the whole war because something nigga called you a
- 1:24:24bitch because you cut my line in the chicken shot, not talking about like
- 1:24:29hands on her. Yeah, it's like he cuts you out because you probably
- 1:24:32did some ship or whatever he did or probably not even like anything crazy.
- 1:24:38Yeah, it was like shit like that, like that lady ruined whoever she
- 1:24:46got her everybody, Like who was that her brother that she brought over?
- 1:24:48There was cousin somebody. I forget who exactly it was, whoever it was,
- 1:24:54where it was, she she got her asso she killed? Yeah,
- 1:25:00but what happened with Danny later though? Oh Danny yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 1:25:04we're gonna let's finish this up first, I mean circling back around.
- 1:25:10We recovered it already to put a nice little pretty bowl we or ye women,
- 1:25:15yeah, he say yeah. Yeah. We say all that to say
- 1:25:18he didn't them off, But no, we say all that to say though,
- 1:25:21like, yeah, women will put you in bad situations sometimes because they're
- 1:25:25just thinking about how they feel and don't let them and don't let them do
- 1:25:28that. Don't let them like so that's like if you're if you're walking with
- 1:25:30your girl and like God forbid, this happens, like even walking with your
- 1:25:34girl and like three niggas walk by and somebody say something, you're gonna fight
- 1:25:36all three of them niggas. No, if she's like all right, and
- 1:25:41she's like, you're not gonna say none of them with the fucking dies,
- 1:25:45like and you don't and you don't know you're surroundings could be the type of
- 1:25:48nigga that can fuck them up. You're gonna fight three niggas. There's sometimes
- 1:25:53there's niggas that can depend on where you're at. Even if you can do
- 1:25:56it, Like even if you make it, wouldn't make me fight three niggas
- 1:26:00like ruined my day, You're gonna make me exhaust, Like you know what
- 1:26:02I mean? I got good shirt, this CARDI like my good shirt being
- 1:26:06these niggas asking really come on, that's both these shoes and I got blood
- 1:26:12on them. I don't know. I feel like there's certain situations where it's
- 1:26:15but again, that's that thing that's that matter. The only part of my
- 1:26:18brain was like it just even then when you just describe that situation. But
- 1:26:23my main reaction is like, well, you gotta at least say something relax
- 1:26:27at least say like I relaxed, like a chill or she good or something
- 1:26:31Yeah, she good. Ask my girl she good. Actually usually to work
- 1:26:35like she good, and that's all you need. That's all you need.
- 1:26:40But people who only got to understand there's a way to defend and protect or
- 1:26:45things like that without or zoning exactly the violence. Yeah, you gotta start
- 1:26:49shooting niggas, shooting niggas shit up as she described, or fighting niggas in
- 1:26:56the street. And that's definitely not a risk you want to take if you
- 1:26:59gotta know, you don't know who's carrying, you don't know what's going on,
- 1:27:01you don't know what niggas got going on, because honestly, it's nigga's
- 1:27:05out here who got guns that get in that want to start shit just so
- 1:27:11they can pull their gun at so literally, just like the nigga that no
- 1:27:16karate start just so you can pull out this. Niggas do that same ship
- 1:27:23with fucking pistols compartment that gun. That's why that gun shit. It's nasty
- 1:27:30just as a political issue, but as a wrong thing is because it gives
- 1:27:34pussy niggas courage that they would never have h This is true, like you
- 1:27:40wouldn't like people wouldn't act the way they do if they have a but they
- 1:27:45got a gun. And we know niggas that have succumbed to this of course.
- 1:27:51Yeah, yeah, we know what nigga right now it's about it's about
- 1:28:00it's lights out over there. Yeah, so definitely you know what I'm saying.
- 1:28:04But you got that curry because you got that gun. Making a TikTok,
- 1:28:09you'll put you, you'll put that sense. He could be, he
- 1:28:12could be. I wouldn't be surprisedly making the bunk bed right now, doing
- 1:28:18it on the steps, Yeah, making some getting some salt and some ice
- 1:28:23and making some some ice cream Sundays for the for the gang, for the
- 1:28:28rest of the bloods on the unit. Um Like yeah, that gun should
- 1:28:33it'll put you. You put yourself into because you feel like I got this
- 1:28:38gun, but like, just be I don't know, be smarter man.
- 1:28:43Yeah, you don't need a gun man to be a man. I mean
- 1:28:48you might, you might, but you might was like, I don't know,
- 1:28:55I'm mother believe that nobody needs guns. I'm not even law enforcement.
- 1:29:02He's done this is I'll look at it. Man. But you live,
- 1:29:08I'm saying, when you live in a place where there's no guns, oh
- 1:29:11yeah, if there's no guns, because then I think, I think the
- 1:29:16amendmages, who whoa liptard? Don't take my gun? I think I think
- 1:29:20that My thing is I don't have a problem with people having guns. I
- 1:29:24just think that they need to the constitution a little bit, like because the
- 1:29:29second of everybody has the right, the right. Yeah, there's more to
- 1:29:32it, though. There's more to it because when they when they made that
- 1:29:35ship, though, everybody had fucking muskets. That's part of this. So
- 1:29:39now everybody's like, I'm like, yeah, but that's fine. But the
- 1:29:45guns. Now, if we show the people the guns are, then the
- 1:29:47guns we have now, they'd be like, what the They would poop out
- 1:29:51of their noses. They would hang me as a witch. They wouldn't.
- 1:29:57They'd be like, oh no, we need to regulate that a lot strong
- 1:30:00longer. Yeah. Yeah, this whole town a literally couple made so I
- 1:30:05know that's illegal. You can't use that. Yeah, Like so they if
- 1:30:09the guns are updated, the law needs to be updated. That's how I
- 1:30:12look at it. That makes sense. It just needs be updated. Like
- 1:30:14everybody doesn't need to have there's no point of having a r from team.
- 1:30:17Nobody needs that. You're not if you're if you're not in the war,
- 1:30:23you don't need that. Nope. I feel like, like I said before,
- 1:30:27snipe fucking pistols and shotguns. That's home defense. Pistol shotgun and a
- 1:30:31snipe, a sniper on people hunt hunting. That should be it. I
- 1:30:36don't see. No, there's no point of having anything else outside of that.
- 1:30:41I just I can't wrap my mind around it. Yeah, what's what's
- 1:30:45what's the uh in in the UK? What's that? Like? What's the
- 1:30:49gun laws over there? Straight? I don't believe that. I think they
- 1:30:53don't have the law enforcement. I don't think law enforcement has them. I
- 1:30:58believe lawfordt I don't got was the big thing out there. Yeah, that's
- 1:31:00why crazy or that crime is crazy because I think guns are legal. No,
- 1:31:05there's not. Typically it's not a mass stabbing. I think only the
- 1:31:09military has them. Really, I believe so as it should be, because
- 1:31:14while in my house exactly I know it was saw the cops out there,
- 1:31:19I don't remember seeing them guns. While I need a rocket launcher round the
- 1:31:23number nine shot out of that or to have a tank in my garage.
- 1:31:27I'm an American. I got to ride to own it. It's an American
- 1:31:30thing, bro, if I can spend my money on it, I got
- 1:31:33the ride to buy pretty much. It's just fucking stupid. Yeah, but
- 1:31:39you know that's America. Still, I wouldn't say, oh my god,
- 1:31:45she was drunk driving and like hit a card and got somebody seriously injured.
- 1:31:50She broke in a back yea not yeah, she hit it. She had
- 1:31:55a dude that was on a mopad hit him off the moonpad. He fractured
- 1:31:59his spine, and she dragged them all paid for at another block, and
- 1:32:05then she got charged with like four fellon egg like excupe the scene. Right.
- 1:32:10Yeah, she's going to prison, and she has a child with the
- 1:32:14baby, by the way, I feel I didn't know that that kids decisions,
- 1:32:17decisions child. How was his baby? H that doesn't matter, It
- 1:32:24doesn't matter. I mean probably three Prob'm praying for that baby, a little
- 1:32:28kid. Dad is the baby? Your mom's in jail and I'm prison I
- 1:32:32gene bottle. Yeah she's bad, she's really good, but uh yeah she's
- 1:32:39cooked. Yeah she's cooked. That's not uh. But allegedly she's supposed to
- 1:32:44just you know, get her license suspended. Then she'll be out on the
- 1:32:45streets and no time you did your little two out there a girl? You
- 1:32:51all right, Yeah you could be just fine. You've been around the block.
- 1:32:56Yeah, she injured somebody, so she might go to prison, you
- 1:33:00know what I'm saying now, Yeah she did. She is lucky she didn't
- 1:33:02killed nobody. But but she's rich. She'll probably have a good lawyer.
- 1:33:08Is she rich. She's rich. She's rich rich enough. She's not wealthy.
- 1:33:13She got money. She's definitely rich enough to afford a good attorney.
- 1:33:15Yeah she got She got good song too, Yeah, yeah, good song.
- 1:33:27Yeah shout. I guess maybe just stay off the streets. Better luck
- 1:33:31to you or the brandy. Okay, Yeah, she actually got somebody though.
- 1:33:39But she wasn't drunk, No, just a bad drip. Just got
- 1:33:42him, Yeah, got him. It was just their time. Yeah.
- 1:33:47I mean Dante start Worth did it. He was drunk? Did he?
- 1:33:49He was drunk and got back in the NFL. I still don't know how
- 1:33:53he did that. They were jay walking. I don't know he was asking
- 1:33:59for They were also drunk. Yeah he did that, ship got back in
- 1:34:06the league. Can't play the Eagles by the one got he got less shout
- 1:34:12of Super Bowl. He got he got no no, no he about the
- 1:34:14Super Bowl. I'm thinking that a y ain't Noah, he actually killed somebody.
- 1:34:18He got less ship when he came back then, fucking I didn't hear
- 1:34:21nothing. Yeah, because we gotta protect the dogs. You gotta protect the
- 1:34:28We can't more about the couple. Couple of dogs died on his watch and
- 1:34:31not even on his watch. Really, Yeah, he was just housing the
- 1:34:34fights. Crazy. Oh, I'm uh yeah, he went to jail for
- 1:34:44thirty days m hm and they got reinstated. I don't know how that happens,
- 1:34:51but whatever. Nice out of Henry Rudds. Oh, yeah, he's
- 1:34:58c him. I think him seven years. He was wilding though. The
- 1:35:02speed he was going. Yeah, yeah, Dante Stalwarts. It was about
- 1:35:08going like fifteen to forty. That's not one twenty Henry Ruggs. Henry Ruggs
- 1:35:13hit that woman in her car call the fire they burn and her dog.
- 1:35:18You ever see like the TikTok videos of like car crashes and like different speeds,
- 1:35:25Yeah, like like ten miles an hoarrow. I feel like, I
- 1:35:29don't know, it was like one hundred and twenty that ye ye your dead.
- 1:35:34I saw one with the Yeah, the one with the spike ball that
- 1:35:38was hanging down. Yeah, see that one with the bus or it just
- 1:35:42hit it and it just like started winging, swinging around because it was going
- 1:35:45like two hundred. Wow. It's like the fans not gonna go that fast.
- 1:35:49It's just funny to see stupid stuff. They need to start showing,
- 1:35:54uh, the new drivers that clipping driver's head like, so this would it
- 1:35:58looks like we can get in the car crash that from speeds ten miles an
- 1:36:00hour. Sure, twenty thirty. You're getting some damage. Now you gotta
- 1:36:06take it the shot forty. We're getting into that total area fifty and car's
- 1:36:13probably gonna be total sixty. You might be in trouble. You're like,
- 1:36:17yo, head gone seventy eighty it up, pack it up by that tune
- 1:36:25Stone Baby t shirt is gonna be made about you. On a lighter note,
- 1:36:31thanks keenan Uh. Let's spend the block on the the sassy sassy sassy
- 1:36:36topics say are say, does anyone have any personal sassy things that they do?
- 1:36:44Me and Corey share the same one. So yeah, I need to
- 1:36:46hear an example because I don't know how sassy. So it's revealed to me
- 1:36:50last week at Corey also sits down to pee. What I do the same
- 1:36:58thing? Happy, brother, You can get on your phone, you can
- 1:37:03take time to be like, let me just check some Do you just sit
- 1:37:06down every time? Yeah? Most of the time. Yeah, unless I'm
- 1:37:11really just like not in public my own household, just like I don't sit
- 1:37:15there real quick, see his thing. I don't hate it. I don't
- 1:37:19do it though. Yeah, I don't think I'm necessarily against it, but
- 1:37:24I don't do especially like we're waking up at like two three o'clock in the
- 1:37:27morning. You're not trying to open your eyes to aim. Just sit down?
- 1:37:30Huh opening your eyes to aim because you just woke up. It's like
- 1:37:32damn middle of the night. Yeah, I get I get it. Can
- 1:37:35you just sit down your pee? I don't think about that though. I
- 1:37:40just go to the bathroom. I mean me too. I don't think I've
- 1:37:45ever just sat down to pee, like I don't feel like standing up right
- 1:37:47now. I've never done that either. Well, your boy here, it's
- 1:37:55a prime pink sit down here really part of the gang, all right.
- 1:37:59I love talking my pep in there. Just relax I said that. Who
- 1:38:03wow, A little old Jim Jams work Jim Jim and there's no hands I
- 1:38:12know. And then it also helps you know with the sound if you're trying
- 1:38:15to be quiet exactly. Oh yeah, so like you got aim for the
- 1:38:18side of the bowl. Did you pull something about that? All the noise
- 1:38:23it makes? Oh a night boy, Now you're making all that noise pissing
- 1:38:29in the doilet. Now when you p at night, that ship to be
- 1:38:31loud as like as like, it's not like you're frying chicken crazy frying bacon
- 1:38:39down too loud. Damn boy, get piss you're running the water holes loud.
- 1:38:45I was obviously a dumbass when I was a kid because I was peeing
- 1:38:48standing up, like, damn, this is too loud. So I started
- 1:38:51like squatting and getting close to the toilet. I gotta quietness down. I
- 1:38:57gotta quiet this down. Let me get closer. Hold on, hold on
- 1:39:02my man over here, pumping it to me. I'm gonna wake somebody up.
- 1:39:08Hold yeah, not aiming at the side. It's a talent. Well,
- 1:39:15then you might get a little spring, you might get a little little
- 1:39:16splash missed, you know what I'm saying. But that's when muscle kind of
- 1:39:20slow that stream down the stream, just the stream. You can hold that
- 1:39:27back. I don't know if a lot of people work on those muscles,
- 1:39:30work on that sphincter, know what I'm saying, Nigger, Yeah, PSA
- 1:39:36doing your I gotta gotta find it. You just posted it, I know,
- 1:39:49and I think everybody in here is gonna agree with me. Um.
- 1:39:54When it comes to my liquor, you see your pis some too, dumb
- 1:40:00loud boy. It's late at night and you're pissing right in the center of
- 1:40:03the ball like your friend chicken in there. You got piss on the side,
- 1:40:09thinking a stealth mission. You're causing a whole rook is pissing like that,
- 1:40:14boy, I said, you see you're pissing what you're pissing to the
- 1:40:23loud boy thinking boy pissing right in the middle of the ball there. See,
- 1:40:31you don't have to worry about that. When it comes to my like
- 1:40:38like my alcohol, I'd rather a fruity drink thing, you know, that's
- 1:40:43stiff stern. I want my whiskey neat nah. I will take a h
- 1:40:50apple teeny. That'll be nice in there for real though, as loud as
- 1:40:56fuck. I think that's pretty cool. Why is this a new what's going
- 1:41:00on here? You kissed loud? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, he said,
- 1:41:10it's just a new kid. If you like that's you. I like
- 1:41:14it. I like someone to talk about you be loud. So when we
- 1:41:20get into it's like I get going to the bathrooms, you show off and
- 1:41:25yeah, you want to push it out. Have you ever heard somebody that
- 1:41:31was like pissing old lout me like, like, I like, I remember
- 1:41:39what you like? Like? It was one of those It was one of
- 1:41:45those times I had to take a ship at work and I'm in a stall
- 1:41:47and whoever came in the bathroom was taking the piss at the urinal and I
- 1:41:51swear it's like hard like that, bro, It's not like they had a
- 1:41:56water gun. I'm like, I say, you're placing down too long.
- 1:42:03It's either my man got the most pressure behind he's just fucking Oh. This
- 1:42:08nigg got the biggest open all his dick. That shit just flying out a
- 1:42:11bus size of a quarter. Oh my god, damn, bro, the
- 1:42:19size of my half dollar? Are you how can you hear that in the
- 1:42:21urinal? Though? That's crazy? They had these splashing back. They had
- 1:42:26to. They had to had to betake you ever a splash rack before you
- 1:42:33don't really you don't really anticipate. Yeah, you've been Okay, let me
- 1:42:39go what I need you my water, salting, salting, pissing hu.
- 1:42:53So I like I like my cocktails fruity. Um, I disagree. I
- 1:42:58drink handy and coke. So I like my cocktail is fruity. Give me
- 1:43:00a passion fruit mohito. Before you're black, yo, yo, were just
- 1:43:05drinking heney over here. Think I'm drinking it. I'm drinking it. Get
- 1:43:09lit. I ain't drinking a lot. You get drunk, drunk, drink
- 1:43:13it might drink I could get drunk off something that tastes good. No,
- 1:43:15yes, get me straight to the point, baby, Nah, bro,
- 1:43:18I'm not trying to look cute with this shit. I'm trying to ain't trying
- 1:43:21to look I ain't trying to look cute, but I'm trying to taste something
- 1:43:25good. Though the sweet stuff gives me a headache. Thought, it's just
- 1:43:30it's just a little sweet. It's too much. But we're still gonna be
- 1:43:33there together. We're both gonna be drunk. I drunk me be a little
- 1:43:35bit different. We're gonna be drunk. Sometimes when I pee, I pee
- 1:43:40really hard into the ball, into the ball, and I just I Sometimes
- 1:43:47I really gun it, but I pee too hard and my pea hole starts
- 1:43:50to hurt. Try to, I had to reel it back. You're trying
- 1:43:55to pee too, are you? For you your peels starting to hurt too
- 1:43:58much? Too much pressure the bus? Yeah? No, But have you
- 1:44:03ever laughed so hard that your goots start to hurt? Yes? Because why
- 1:44:06does that come from the bottom? You right? Laugh comes from the bottom
- 1:44:12those muscles there. I'm shit hurt brow Asked you ever pee for it all
- 1:44:15the time? I mean every time, because you're releasing yourself. Yeah,
- 1:44:19so you get to your own just sucking bird starting now. You ever knowed
- 1:44:26every time you you poop, you gotta pee. What every time you pee,
- 1:44:29you don't a boop? I guess so, I mean, yeah,
- 1:44:32again, every time you poop, you out a pea. Every time you
- 1:44:34pee, you don't got a poop. That's quite the opposite with me.
- 1:44:38What huh? Most times when I gotta pee, I'm like randomly poop.
- 1:44:44Every time when I'm peeing, I'm like, I can get one now.
- 1:44:48But when you can get one. Now you like, I don't gotta pee
- 1:44:51if you if you take a ship without pissing, different it's always a package,
- 1:44:56different animal, different animal. Well, you're sitting every time you do,
- 1:45:00so that's probably why. No, it'll know. But sometimes it'll be
- 1:45:02when I'm standing pin then like I guess, like my stomach knows I'm around
- 1:45:08the toilet. Here's our chance. Now, Yeah, they say you're supposed
- 1:45:16to poop after every meal. Now who said that? Doctors, doctor,
- 1:45:23my body? Don't that that just food that fast? How many times it's
- 1:45:28actually been more frequently recently because my no, it's just it. I gotta
- 1:45:33start taking probiotics now because you know, my gut health is starting to get
- 1:45:35a little fucked up. So like like there was I really don't like to
- 1:45:41talk about poop. I'm not mic, but there was one time it was
- 1:45:43just straight liquid. Now was shipping, Like, come on, times just
- 1:45:50liquid. It sounds like you got sick, na, It's just just like
- 1:45:54every now and then, like if like you got the black plague, Like
- 1:45:58if I forget to take my pills for a few my body is like,
- 1:46:00oh you you you don't fucked up. If I take up bills with you
- 1:46:10thirty going on seventy nine. Bro, it's bad. Bro, it's bad.
- 1:46:14And the thing it's not like real, it's just like backed up pressure.
- 1:46:17Like my stomach tarts the bubble. I start burping a lot, and
- 1:46:20most of the time it's not a problem. That's why I start taking its.
- 1:46:26Bro't be foo poos. It'd be like liquid and then like a little
- 1:46:30turn there and then I'm done. You even go to and I'm done.
- 1:46:44It's just all the backed up pressure from the bubble exhaust. It's going on.
- 1:46:50Yeah, what is going on? But anybody like an oil change,
- 1:46:56it's in his body. There's a problem right back up. It's your backup
- 1:47:03yet leaky dickhead ship problems that problem. You need to change your Yeah,
- 1:47:11you got a pool filter, bust busting pool filter and broken dick pipe.
- 1:47:15Yeah, it looks like it has nothing doing anything, but not for nothing.
- 1:47:19You got a broken nipple, Like, I'm not gonna check that out.
- 1:47:23Leader. You can kind of ride. You can ride on that book
- 1:47:27nipple like. You can ride on that about to least another no, four
- 1:47:30hundred miles. Du give me some real problem, but I really suggest you
- 1:47:34handle that leaky dick pipe. Then it's gonna overheat and it's gonna be a
- 1:47:39real bad problem for you, down parts and labor included. I could ship
- 1:47:43out for a new Dick pipe. I mean, I got a white one.
- 1:47:48But but if you want me to ship out for a black one,
- 1:47:51he's a different shade. It's a little unique. So I was gonna take
- 1:47:56another three or four days with the ship battle. I had the new Dick
- 1:47:59pipe one. I'm ready for you. No why they about next Tuesday?
- 1:48:04Next Tuesday? Give a take? How what I can do? I can
- 1:48:09give you an attachment, uh white doughnut plastic dick foot. It'll work out
- 1:48:14for unit. This is called in the initiate called it what's called a deal
- 1:48:16though? Uh deal though? This is what it's a hell of a deal
- 1:48:24though. It's an attachment. It's a prosthetic you put on that it should
- 1:48:30hold you to. About the next Tuesday, they think, bast next Tuesday,
- 1:48:33I'll give you a new ones like a temptag. What are the limitations
- 1:48:36for this deal though? Well, the limitation for the deal though, I'm
- 1:48:40gonna just tell you there's gonna be no sex involved, right, No sex.
- 1:48:44You're gonna have to You're gonna have to cuteing you pens literally, you
- 1:48:46know what I'm saying. Uh even want to getting the empens before? You
- 1:48:50probably would have been in this basin with them. I'm not here to judge.
- 1:48:54What about masturbation mass basis is a little bit of shriggy thing you you
- 1:48:59can man, just babe. But I wouldn't focus on the edging. I
- 1:49:00heard you'd like to do the edging. It's a little bit more stress on
- 1:49:03the valve. Can't handle that. Let it go and let it now.
- 1:49:08You gotta be in around you gotta be you gotta be decisive about you your
- 1:49:11net with this prosthetic deal though here So I mean that's about the rundown.
- 1:49:16There's gonna run your value seventeen hundred dollars. That's a decent place. Either
- 1:49:32come expensive or you don't come at all. You know what I'm saying.
- 1:49:38The dealership probably try now hold on. The Dick dealership might be able to
- 1:49:43give you better price. I don't know about this guy, Well, Dick
- 1:49:45dealership, you don't be playing for all the bells and whistles, ball hair
- 1:49:47and lits and things like that. I'm not gonna screw you over. I'm
- 1:49:50a nice I'm not gonna fuck you. I don't have the guy, you
- 1:49:54know what I'm saying. But I mean, we want to go to that.
- 1:49:56You want to go to motherfucking diggerling Honda over there, do your thing.
- 1:50:01All they're gonna do over there, they get a jerky, you know
- 1:50:05what I mean? So you think about it. I want to deal with
- 1:50:12this motherfucker with this uh this, uh this, this, we're dealing with
- 1:50:20this Caitlin Ginner model again. Alright, it's getting an upgrade. Anybody else
- 1:50:27sassy? Nah, sassy? Uh oh, that's what we're talking about.
- 1:50:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, Um, I don't know, I don't I
- 1:50:39don't think so it's sassy that I took a bath last week or a few
- 1:50:42weeks ago, a little bit. Yeah, it's a little sassy. It's
- 1:50:45right though. We bit nothing wrong with the bathroom. No, I mean
- 1:50:48I don't like baths for clean, like to get clean. No, No,
- 1:50:54but yeah, just for the resting there, just soak put some probably
- 1:50:59neither hour after that. Oh yeah, of course, of course. Bath.
- 1:51:03Yeah you could shower before the bathroom. You could shower white. Yeah
- 1:51:06that's the water, that's true. So they get an egg clean. I'm
- 1:51:10really trying to think of something. Man man leaves man. I wear a
- 1:51:14bonnet. That's a little sassy, little sassy. I prefer bonnets over overd
- 1:51:17ras for sure. At this point in my life. I mean that bonnets
- 1:51:23everybody. That's nice. I have silk pillows, um, but you got
- 1:51:28that for the hose. I need some nas for me. My bed's only
- 1:51:30for me. You wins the host. Yeah, I have the home.
- 1:51:32Um. Yeah, silk pillow cases, silk sheets, um, just a
- 1:51:36case I fall asleep without my bonnet on, my hair's protected or falls off
- 1:51:41something. Yeah, for falls off, wake up with a jar exactly,
- 1:51:44you know, saying titties out all that, all those nipples hanging out?
- 1:51:50Whoa boy? No, I think you goddamn tedty you. I think that's
- 1:52:00it though. Put them tas away? Boy? Is it? Questions?
- 1:52:10Sure? I say, what are we out there? It's easy. I
- 1:52:15was gonna talk about I guess next time. I got one question for y'all.
- 1:52:20I was talking about this with my cousin before we started. What do
- 1:52:25y'all think is better going to sleep or taking a nap? Oh? Now,
- 1:52:30okay, when you take a nap, Michael, probably nap. I'm
- 1:52:36sorry, anything. I would say, when you take a nap, that's
- 1:52:42when you're like really tired and you need that shit. So sometimes taking that
- 1:52:45nap feels amazing. But when you go to sleep, you're out, like
- 1:52:51you're in ring. What I'm saying, you're sleeping, you're sleeping a little
- 1:52:55different. You don't even remember yourself, you don't even know, you don't
- 1:52:58know. You wake up like like but but there's nothing better than taking that
- 1:53:02mid like weekend nap, Like like you go sleep around like twelve week over
- 1:53:08like one thirty two, got the pillow lines on your face. You're sweating,
- 1:53:12And that's the only thing about a nap though. I don't like,
- 1:53:16like you get nap sweats. I don't know why. That's how you knew
- 1:53:19you don't get I don't like nap sweats though, Like when you wake up,
- 1:53:21you're just like, yeah, damn, what then about running in that
- 1:53:24bed so your body's stealing full good still and then we wake up, you're
- 1:53:30ready to go. You're good, I am, You're good. I want
- 1:53:31to rinse sprints in my dream and you're good. Nap sweats be different.
- 1:53:35I don't like that. Nothing falling to sleeping jeans you ever did that.
- 1:53:40Yeah, oh my god, that's horrible. Sometimes hard times when you gotta
- 1:53:44know you're tired, you're falling sleeping jeans and on the bed. Like when
- 1:53:47you're younger you had to sleep over somebody house you didn't like, you know,
- 1:53:51hold you just like sleeping jeans or sleeping clothes. We're sleeping over your
- 1:53:55friend's house. They don't give you a blanket. You just close son.
- 1:54:00Everybody lifted that at least once. Man balled up in the cornering on the
- 1:54:03couch sleeping with a pillow, ones of you looking stupid at fucking ants,
- 1:54:09at fucking ants. I fell asleep before him and the Adam. I wake
- 1:54:13up in the middle of night. Him and Adam got pillows and blankets.
- 1:54:15I'm like, so you don't wanna get me one to sleep? You ain't
- 1:54:21got took me, just flap it over me, just boom sat next to
- 1:54:25you. Honestly, even better shut But there was like, oh he's a
- 1:54:28ray him one. I'm like, well, I had to grab the pillows.
- 1:54:30I'm over there just sleeping with pillows on top of you. It's not
- 1:54:33fun. It was in the summer too, so the ac was busting.
- 1:54:35I'm like bro booming. I'm like, all right, fuck y'all niggas y
- 1:54:42Yeah, okay. Questions nice? Uh, what's the scariest thing you can
- 1:54:54hear alone? M what's the scariest thing I can hear alone? You're home
- 1:55:00by yourself. What's the scariest thing you can hear? Hello? Just just
- 1:55:04an other voice Hello? That that's terrifying. Yeah, Hello, I'm leaving.
- 1:55:13I'm going crying. I'm going If you're in the house and you just
- 1:55:16hear a hello with a question mark at the end, I'm climbing out the
- 1:55:18window. Give me the hellop at it everyon, because I'm not even gonna
- 1:55:21get to the front door. I'm climbing out the window. Yeah. Or
- 1:55:24when, man, when I swear the house only settles when you're home alone.
- 1:55:29Yes, the house only does that when there's nobody else there. It's
- 1:55:30just cricketing, like just just loud noises, Like what the fuck? Yeah,
- 1:55:35that's always not that's never fun. Somebody walking Yeah, I don't say,
- 1:55:41like a child laughing, oh something like some real people like oh that
- 1:55:46point, I'm just off for myself, man, I'm done. I talked
- 1:55:50about this. Heard you ever heard of fox? Like crying. Yeah,
- 1:55:56it sounds like terrifying, sound like a woman screaming. It's terrible. That's
- 1:56:00just scared. I heard that in the middle night. Now listen, if
- 1:56:01you hear kids, you're done. Children laughing in your house, kids the
- 1:56:06house going on. Get done. You hear kids, it's sover so just
- 1:56:10just just lay down, just let it happen to you. M M,
- 1:56:15just let it, just let the kids, just stake whatever is there,
- 1:56:18just just it already won it won if it's there, were already. If
- 1:56:24you hear it's done, I don't need that. It's done. You run
- 1:56:35through the wall and leave the like like the wall. Yeah good, Yeah,
- 1:56:43I don't need that. Knocked myself out. I swear that parblem's gonna
- 1:56:47hold my breath. Think gonna be in this space like you gotta breathe so
- 1:56:56later you gonna feel two fingers. This is I'm like, what the like,
- 1:57:08nigga, I'm trying to kill me. You don't kill me with me
- 1:57:10bad? All right? It's uh topic of discussion. Waffles, pancakes or
- 1:57:20French toast, French toose waffles, pancakes, mhm uh, pancakes, French
- 1:57:34toose waffles, Oh, waffles your number three. Wow, there's no wrong
- 1:57:42answer though. Wow, there's no wrong answer. But I eat waffles a
- 1:57:45lot less than the other two, and I like all of them. I
- 1:57:49laterly just saw something like this the other day and I immediately went, oh,
- 1:57:51yeah, waffles gone. But they're like, uh no, because when
- 1:57:56you like, you eat them less, or you you eat waffles and French
- 1:58:00sliced the pancakes. Yeah, but when you get a waffle, a good
- 1:58:02waffle, a solid waffle, it'll big old Belgian. Put that butter on
- 1:58:06that bitch, get that shit sopped up with some syrups or the syrups in
- 1:58:11the holes you cut that first piece, and then they got that good crunch
- 1:58:19and soft coffle. Yeah. So when when the butter melts in the middle
- 1:58:27of a you haven't had the eggo waffles that come in like the forest,
- 1:58:30like the French toast waffle. Yeah, when the butter melts in the middle
- 1:58:32of that ship. So for me, just something different, it would have
- 1:58:38to go pancake waffle, French toast and that's okay. Yeah, that one's
- 1:58:44like, there's no wrong answer that one, because they're all just great in
- 1:58:46their own right. Nah, Like like Belgian waffle. That's right. But
- 1:58:50nigga, when you get a motherfucking pancake and then crispy around the edges,
- 1:58:58I'm still taking waffle over that. I really, I'm just a crispy edge.
- 1:59:01Yeah. You don't like crusting anyway, No, I like those pancakes.
- 1:59:06You don't like the crest. I mean the waffles like almost all crust
- 1:59:10something. It is just a while. I'll have like two waffles, that's
- 1:59:14the thing. I don't limit myself to one. That's the problem I have
- 1:59:15with diners. They give you one waffle, like, but let it be
- 1:59:19a big gass waffle. It's the same size. Yeah big, I want
- 1:59:25to dude. They usually give you two pancakes at the two affles. Yeah,
- 1:59:30they'll give you like a stack like three four five, three five.
- 1:59:33My stacks is three. What are you going, I'm probably just ordering more.
- 1:59:38You probably just be a lot of food. When yeah, let's say,
- 1:59:47what's the topic. You never want to see disgust on Twitter again?
- 1:59:53Man, they were doing body counts the other day. They came back,
- 1:59:57Yeah, body counts. You know why they did that? But because the
- 2:00:00one girl was like, oh I'm thirty, only have four bodies, which
- 2:00:02I'm like all right, Like all right, She's like I'm still On one
- 2:00:05hand, she's like I was like, what the Yeah, first of all,
- 2:00:12thirty with only four bodies like pussy stack, what's wrong with you?
- 2:00:17She smelled like yeah, maybe she just didn't. I think she's don't be
- 2:00:21fucking. She just don't be fucking. She could be a relationship person.
- 2:00:26This is something young with the with the bulls, that maybe she was always
- 2:00:31in relationships, wrong with the bulls, that she was in four long relationships.
- 2:00:38I'm not pretty buses out there. You better ask me how many bodies
- 2:00:42your girls got? What's human in long relationships? Are you? Thirty?
- 2:00:45Don't worry about me exactly? Not a lot though they wrong with the nick
- 2:00:49nick I don't have a lot of bodies more than four. Yeah, niggas
- 2:00:57a DJ? What's that means? Photogra gonna play music? He's a photographer.
- 2:01:03He's trying to remove you'd be doing that. He's trying to push the
- 2:01:05propagame. This nigga an action. Hm hmmm, you can't see none,
- 2:01:15no, stay tuned this summer. Yeah, he said, nigga, that
- 2:01:18was a taste. That was a taste nigga. Yeah, yeah, my
- 2:01:23point. Yeah see number one. Next, do y'all prefer a work wife
- 2:01:33or a work bestie. I never had a work wife. I never had
- 2:01:38to work best I've heard work bestie is cool. Work wife. I never
- 2:01:41really not work wife is great. Like work sisters. Yeah, yeah,
- 2:01:45this world mom, it's more like that guy. Like work sisters. Yeah,
- 2:01:50I don't work, no work wife, that's yeah. I've never had
- 2:01:53a work wife. I wouldn't even want that. You ain't gonna do nothing
- 2:01:56but piss me off like I was like, I don't be pissed off here
- 2:02:00in exactly like back in my last I'm never coming back. I would have
- 2:02:06got a calling out next week. I don't know what your birthday. I'm
- 2:02:13not gonna be here for the cake. I know I decorate. He's your
- 2:02:17desk. I don't want those problems, those sparklers. You wouldn't even say
- 2:02:26thank you me, and you know we don't get paid to next Thursday.
- 2:02:31Damn, damn. That's rough. Yeah I'm good work besty. Mm hmm,
- 2:02:39yeah, that's less. You know what will it take for us black
- 2:02:42people to come with grips, come to grips with Henny being grossest. It's
- 2:02:45disgusting. It's disgusting. Handy's not even the best knyak. That's the issue.
- 2:02:53Good, it's not the best knyak. He he's good, man,
- 2:02:55I don't care. He's nuts. It's not taste like it's a fucking railroad
- 2:03:00tracks. It's subjective. Okay, it's subjective, man. Yeah, and
- 2:03:05then be like, oh, white Henny is even better. It tastes exactly
- 2:03:09the fucking same. It doesn't, Yes, it does, doesn't. Yes,
- 2:03:12it does. First of all, you know, not even made about
- 2:03:14the same company. They're not. No, Hennessey hasn't is only Hennessey.
- 2:03:19White Hennessey isn't even made in the US. It's made. I thought it
- 2:03:23was all made in like France or something. No, it's only like a
- 2:03:26ribbian West Indian. So there's no no association with Hennessey. And it's like
- 2:03:34it's like hering in him. Yeah, but I can't say that they sound
- 2:03:39the same. But Hendy City and White Henessey don't ever forget that Nigga's ass
- 2:03:45is better than Henny. I can't remember last yet. That's the problem.
- 2:03:48You know, No, you know it's better than you ever had. Branson.
- 2:03:51No, that's good. Fifty cent. Okay, I'm sorry. Do
- 2:03:57you say it's really good? I haven't had in a minute, but say
- 2:04:00it. Yeah, we got fucked up the last time I was buying due.
- 2:04:02That's when I first got my job. I was like, hey,
- 2:04:04I'm going through hey drunk hell see me? Yeah? Do you say it's
- 2:04:10good? Though? I need to start drinking that more. It's definitely smoother
- 2:04:12than Hendy next week, So yeah, I say it too. A lot
- 2:04:15of smooth than Hendy is still good. I agree with whoever actual that question.
- 2:04:19We need to come to gripstad Hennessy is disgusting whatever, and you're an
- 2:04:23intell your infidel, I don't care. I don't care. Okay, what's
- 2:04:30the better poe some jugga wuggers or some booty. I mean, can't go
- 2:04:36wrong with either one. But I've a I want't been a jugga wugger to
- 2:04:40have a guy like me a nice hood j J. Give me. I've
- 2:04:45always said, give me, give me a wagon with best things over melons
- 2:04:55in a flat back. That's fine. Yeah, I get that, that
- 2:04:57makes sense, but I didn't say that. I was talking about actual pillow,
- 2:05:00Like what am I actually gonna sleep on? I'm sleeping on the time
- 2:05:04I'm sleeping on. The question was was you sleep on? Yeah, it
- 2:05:06was a better pillow. Oh yeah, give me a tipt because if I
- 2:05:10fall asleep on I asked, you might poot and that's gonna wake me up?
- 2:05:12And then oh yeah, because that would be How mad would you be?
- 2:05:24You fall asleep on the ass and you just get awaken up out?
- 2:05:28Yeah, you don't know me. Wak up because I'm sleeping better now,
- 2:05:33okay, next question. Oh, you're a mum. I'm we I'm weaving
- 2:05:45different. I'm weaving different, different, gonna be closer to the source.
- 2:05:55Oh, closer to the source. It's pure cut. It must that's a
- 2:06:08weird question. I'm just gonna read it and we don't have to happen.
- 2:06:12Just feel Sometime I wonder how to rich women annoy their husbands, Like it's
- 2:06:15Savannah James telling Broun, who doesn't spend enough time at home? No,
- 2:06:21there's well I can't answer this question, but I highly doubt that because she's
- 2:06:26rich because of him. So whatever, yeahs off doing things. Yeah,
- 2:06:32she's practiced. Ye be just mhm. That would be crazy though you don't
- 2:06:41be at home and you always had away the playoffs. I just got swept
- 2:06:48shoulder on my team. Shut up. I've been doing this for twenty years.
- 2:06:51You know the schedule we're about have had a whole summer dealo family Agat
- 2:06:57Savannah shut up more than you from me? You know, you know him,
- 2:07:03he had neither ruey Raves let the team. Yeah, she better not
- 2:07:13say nothing. Yeah that's crazy. Dah, Yeah that's crazy. It's a
- 2:07:16rude question. But uh, y'all ever seen someone get braces taken off and
- 2:07:21their teeth were still messed up? But like perfectly, Wow, this sounds
- 2:07:26like it's someone saw somebody just saw that. Yeah, uh, not that
- 2:07:30I can think of remember, but I'm sure I have seen that, Like,
- 2:07:34oh, your teeth are still kind of fucked, but they're like yeah,
- 2:07:36they're they're straighter, they're they're together. Yeah, they're they're together now,
- 2:07:41but you still got a little snaggle. You can need a better orthodonist.
- 2:07:44It's the people that who will have the braces, but they never wear
- 2:07:47the retainers, so then they get like their gaps back. And I'm like,
- 2:07:49why would you wesh your parents money that way had to see that?
- 2:07:51Why would you go through all that pain just to happen to me. I
- 2:07:56never had braces me too, well, had it to my parents. Lucky
- 2:08:00even though like some things could be straighter. But if my if my mouth
- 2:08:05gets any straight, I'm glad I have been years, so I'm okay,
- 2:08:11we get to work done. Birth around. Look like Wallace and Grommet,
- 2:08:20Wallace and Grommed. You know they said that movie's got the Holocaust. No,
- 2:08:24that was Chicken Chicken Run. I'm sorry. It makes sense though it
- 2:08:26does make sense, and I never put two ones together. But I was
- 2:08:30a kid watching it. That's why I wasn't wait. Chicken Run, the
- 2:08:33one where the chickens and the farmers are chasing them and they and they had
- 2:08:37them in the trains. Yeah, what the hell? Chickens in the trees.
- 2:08:39Yeah, it was literally like a concentration camp, like they were on
- 2:08:43their way to the slaughter house. Oh so it's like a farm essentially,
- 2:08:46but the permits like all these chicken coops. Like usually there's just like one
- 2:08:50chicken coop, but this had like rose and rose and chicken coops like oh
- 2:08:54so production farm. Sure? Sure, if that's what you mean. Where
- 2:09:00where they slaughtered chickens? Sure? Kenan, But I mean like the Holocaust.
- 2:09:05No, no, it's just you know, chickens doing chicken farms,
- 2:09:09doing with chicken farms, do grow chickens, go chickens and speaking too deep
- 2:09:13the part where the chickens are talking niggas fucking cartoons exactly. The movie was,
- 2:09:20Oh, so chickens talking cartoon holocausts the movie anyway, No, nigg's
- 2:09:26just reaching on that one. I'm sorry they reaching fuck out of here.
- 2:09:35Yeah, I mean chickens are running and the like. Yeah, it was
- 2:09:39like God and the farmers were like Nazis. It was crazy. And I
- 2:09:45guess the movie of Bugs Life was about slavery. You said it. I
- 2:09:54mean I was saying, nigga, you said that that was ants, No
- 2:09:58Ants, no bu His life was was with the Blue Ones, was with
- 2:10:01the Blue Ants and the butterfly and the that's when they had Oh no,
- 2:10:05that was about ants was about slavery. Bugs. Bugs Life was when they
- 2:10:11were in the circus. That was that movie. Ants was the one where
- 2:10:16bus like was probably about like the Indian cast system or something like. They
- 2:10:22were all ants, but there was like there's high Archu, there's and it
- 2:10:26was finding the grasshoppers. Yeah, was crazy. It was loud. Let's
- 2:10:33why going my own ship noise pollution on the block. We're just gonna make
- 2:10:39your like was so loud this bro, but aunt sleep for sure. I
- 2:10:46forget what the movie Ants was about. The one aunt um his name was
- 2:10:52fair. He didn't one. His name was Coonta Kente and anyway, they
- 2:11:15didn't do that in one of the woman that was bus like right when he
- 2:11:16took his h Anyway, alright, alright, I want to watch to answer
- 2:11:26is that black? Probably probably not? It might be probably all right.
- 2:11:31Name an unlikable character that you felt like they get it. I grew up
- 2:11:35thinking Professor X, but definitely felt like mcneedo had it right once I hit
- 2:11:39thirty mm hmm. I think mcneedo is a good example because man Professor X
- 2:11:46was dealing with some bullshits like, oh, we should listen to the people.
- 2:11:48We shouldn't worry about humans, like humans have been dicking you over for
- 2:11:54So you're telling me that the whole X Men's franchises, you know, a
- 2:12:00few between Malcolm MAXI, Martin Luther King. Sure, why not? But
- 2:12:03at the X is on the wrong spot. I don't look at that h
- 2:12:11we're saying we should start the uprising, keenan. I mean apparently the uprising
- 2:12:16is coming up down the street in that twenty million dollar house videos about to
- 2:12:20have that's why you be sending. But somebody, I don't know, that's
- 2:12:30a that's a good, good question, said somebody who just gets it where
- 2:12:35it's like they're the villain. But like we really think about it, they
- 2:12:37were right. I mean the number one answers Dandos. Damn how you gonna
- 2:12:43say squid word? No, damn right, Dandos is right. Some of
- 2:12:48these people don't need to something. He would have saved. He would have
- 2:12:52saved the fucking world, the universe. God good. Yeah, imagine that.
- 2:13:00He wasn't wrong. There's just a lot of people to die. There
- 2:13:03was a more world hunger, and he was doing it for a good reason.
- 2:13:07It's not like he was like I want Yeah, it wasn't for himself.
- 2:13:09He wasn't trying to down like, man, I can't wait to fucking
- 2:13:13die. He said, I've done such good work. Yeah, and then
- 2:13:18niggas just pulled up on him again. He's like, God cut off his
- 2:13:20arm. It was bad. It got real bad for him. Yeah,
- 2:13:26he was right, it was right. But I understand why they stopped Why
- 2:13:31they stopped him. I get that, because he's gonna kill. They didn't
- 2:13:35want billions. What they should have did was like, hey, can you
- 2:13:41control who you think though? Snap? Yeah, because if you just take
- 2:13:43away you know, he took away all the heroes, the murderers, rapists,
- 2:13:46all that. You know. It went the snap throughout the galaxy,
- 2:13:50throughout the galaxy. Snapped them people, Yeah, snap them the people good
- 2:13:54at heart, keep us some. But he just said that, He just
- 2:13:56said, half what if? What if he going disappears you? What did
- 2:14:05you do? I told you it was a piece of shita fluttering away.
- 2:14:18It was like, oh shit, why it was nineteen nineties, freaking everybody
- 2:14:24was doing the statues of limitation. Everybody like man, nigga. She never
- 2:14:31told me, Not Gerald nasty as Gerald damn Gerald knew Gerald's na anyway,
- 2:14:39all right, this question, it's doozy. Would you rather get sucked off
- 2:14:46by Nancy Reagan or motor boat Nancy Pelosi? Nancy Pelosi all day? What
- 2:14:50the fuck type of question is that? Two white women? Who I mean,
- 2:14:54Nancy Reagan. I'm pretty sure she's dead. Yeah, she looked crazy.
- 2:14:58According according to the sources she had legendary throat. Really m m,
- 2:15:03but this blowsy got legendary juggle workers fair enough, duk ju. Her eyes
- 2:15:11are wide. We're talking about the mouth, but I'm just looking at yeah,
- 2:15:16yeah, I don't alright, alright, yeah, whoever I asked that
- 2:15:20question, you're fucking sick by the way or motor boat. Yeah, I'm
- 2:15:26getting ahead. Yeah, I'm not just gonna exactly like what are my fucking
- 2:15:33she is? I don't know. She's just supplying the titties like the fuck.
- 2:15:37But I just thought of, actually know who I thought of originally I
- 2:15:41thought of it was it Jackie Kenny, Jackie Kennedy. They said she looks
- 2:15:45like yeah, she looks she looked crazy. That's that was the first for
- 2:15:48That's not who I was thinking. Yeah, Jackie Kennedy was I'm sorry,
- 2:15:52all right. They said she looked like some sort of dog, and I
- 2:15:56was like that, just like like splice, Yes she does, Yes she
- 2:16:01does. She was hit. She had feet alcoholic syndrome. As far as
- 2:16:05ship boy, she probably did. She might have. You know, there
- 2:16:09was rough times back then, like he's working at steel mills. That's crazy
- 2:16:16what I'm saying. Yeah, she was ugly. Yeah, give me an
- 2:16:20alcohol from morning sickness. Yeah, come on listen. One that was that
- 2:16:24was John. Yeah, he was fucking Marylyn show salute. Can't be mad
- 2:16:33at him. He don't know. You see his wife that she's likes like
- 2:16:41a foot, she's like a pug. Yeah, to be honest, that's
- 2:16:48my wife. Yeah, well my dog in the bedroom. Oh god,
- 2:17:07does wallet sleep in the bed with John? He does? I know we
- 2:17:13had to ask you. Weren't gonna tell us that. I wasn't going to
- 2:17:15offer up that in face, but I'm sorry, I know at the foot
- 2:17:24or the middle. No. He sometimes just works his way up. He
- 2:17:26would just be like, damn face to face. Yeah, you wake up,
- 2:17:31his mouth open, Oh boy, kicking me in the back. I
- 2:17:43have a solution question, but I hope you know as soon as you start
- 2:17:48asking this question, he's just gonna jump and in the check. So this
- 2:17:52is goad might get it. How do you said it? Have you seen?
- 2:17:54I'm understand you could lose lose, lose him. Listeners can't hear.
- 2:18:05But he's putting up a quotes. He could be low somewhere. I like
- 2:18:11him though, could be on the side of the room could be the afterlife.
- 2:18:16He's a good dog the woods. He's a better dog in heaven.
- 2:18:22A couple of pudding cups, ags dog. All Dogs Go to Happen was
- 2:18:26a good movie. It was. That was a com and a second one.
- 2:18:31I get the name of a second one though, All Dogs Going to
- 2:18:33Happen Too. Yep, ye, All Dogs go to Heaven as well,
- 2:18:50eat as well. We know that, but we made another one, All
- 2:18:58Dogs Going to Happen Too. Exactly exactly exactly anyway, some baseball talk,
- 2:19:07not actual baseball. Let's get it. Have y'all seen the discourse on Tim
- 2:19:11Anderson? Yeah, is this proof that women will shut the fuck up if
- 2:19:15you have the bank roll? No, it's not, because now she snitched.
- 2:19:18So what happened was he Uh? They tried to say that he was
- 2:19:20cheating on his on his wife, but he actually hasn't been with his wife.
- 2:19:24Oh like he had he had he had the girl's name on his glove
- 2:19:28and everything, so like he's been with this other girl. So they tried
- 2:19:31to make it seem like, yeah, she was just being loud. She
- 2:19:33seems like probably when't coming off all some money, probably missed a monk m
- 2:19:37hmmm, Yeah, he'd been with this chick apparently though, but it was
- 2:19:43nasty. It was it was it was looked crazy. That made him look
- 2:19:46crazy, made him look wild. But it was like people are like,
- 2:19:48oh, no, he's actually been with this girl. Yeah, and no,
- 2:19:52Nigga, that has no nobody's putting it side on his name on his
- 2:19:54glove like that's a wild that's wild. It's a wild move. So that's
- 2:20:00my sister's name. Yeah, that's that's my that's my that's my cousin's mental
- 2:20:03name. You know, to make a wish kid, she said, you
- 2:20:05can put his name on on your glove. Fleet see deep. The last
- 2:20:11thing I want when you get something, I want you to take me breathing.
- 2:20:22Yeah. What's the male equivalent to women over twenty five still participating in
- 2:20:30pageant culture. Nigga's still trying to make it to the league pageant culture,
- 2:20:35like like like, you know youat Patches of Ship, Yeah, I guess
- 2:20:39see its motherfucker's and gems with cleats on. Is that what you're gonna say?
- 2:20:48JA watched the Mike I should allow ye. I was like what is
- 2:20:52I was like, Mike's not moving and just uh yeah, they just trying
- 2:21:00to go to the league. Still, ye tell me to hang it up,
- 2:21:03give it up. Nigga's taking those those those men's sport leagues. Seriously.
- 2:21:07Yeah, I dust this. I dust it. You don't. You
- 2:21:09don't. You don't you have working the running you don't. You actually don't
- 2:21:13do this. You're driving a truck. You don't do this like it's okay,
- 2:21:18but you won't be able to make the game next week exactly your route
- 2:21:22out of town. No, man, I gotta wake up six o'clock in
- 2:21:26the morning, still get a ten thousand shots up. Know what I'm saying.
- 2:21:28I gotta keep gotta keep myself fresh for what? Now? For what?
- 2:21:31This ain't that fresh? For the unemployment line? You pump gas in
- 2:21:35Waiwa. All right, at least you're working. At least you're working.
- 2:21:41You got a job. You don't do this. Can you pass your prime
- 2:21:46like the rest of us? It's all right? Can we do it for
- 2:21:48fun now? And to stay active? Just join us? Just join us.
- 2:21:56Speaking of active on celebrity, do you believe you can beat in a
- 2:22:01forty yard dash actor? Anybody that could be in a forty yard Dad,
- 2:22:07I could confidently beat I'm trying to think of somebody that like that's decent.
- 2:22:11It's DC. Yeah, Michael B. Jordan's I'll dustin. I was gonna
- 2:22:15opposite direction, dust make it easy on yourself. I was trying to think
- 2:22:18of somebody in the wheelchair or like Betty White, what pun dust her and
- 2:22:26every main dusted her and her dust? But somebody actually, let's see,
- 2:22:33I'll be Michael B. Jordan. Nothing hell, he runs fast in movies.
- 2:22:37He's not faster. Well, you never know you're not fast. I
- 2:22:41want to race Harry Maguire. He's a professional athlete. He plays her Menchester
- 2:22:46United. Yeah, well he looks slow as hell on TV. So I
- 2:22:48want to see see if it's true or not. Can you Beaty? Was
- 2:23:00barkling race? I think so yeah. Yeah, might lose to Kenny No,
- 2:23:07Kenny, Kno that Kenny needs barely work. He's gonna turn the mash
- 2:23:11potatoes. Kenny's needs done. I was a I'll definitely lose to probably see
- 2:23:18Skip Bayliss. You think Skips got that nigga? That nigga runs for fun
- 2:23:26sprint. He can't run. My man wakes up in the morning. He
- 2:23:28kissed Ernestine on the forehand and go runs eight miles and she didn't divorce that
- 2:23:33Nigga ernestin No, he no, he runs he Shannon leaving Yeah after the
- 2:23:37NBA playoffs, as he should. Hey, he's just leaving Fox in total.
- 2:23:41So his podcast is gonna be done all that? Oh really he's leaving
- 2:23:45Fox. I mean he got nothing to worry about it, so club,
- 2:23:48Yeah, he'll be all right. Now. I'm sure somebody else is gonna
- 2:23:50pick that up unless Fox. He's like, I'm he on the name.
- 2:23:56It'll be fine. He could he got it. He got the world in
- 2:23:58his hand right now. Facts. That was a specific question. Would you
- 2:24:03ever be a personal DJ for someone, you know, thirty city tour type
- 2:24:07thing? Yeah? Yeah, I mean yea. I don't think you would
- 2:24:11say no, absolutely flutely. I wish. I mean it's someone you're offering.
- 2:24:13Yeah, I mean you just know some you know somebody what I'm saying,
- 2:24:16So, nah, I would do that. It's it's hard, though,
- 2:24:20it's not easy. A lot of a lot of work. That's a
- 2:24:22lot of part about it. Um, I can't even begin that, mad.
- 2:24:30I mean just to travel, like constantly getting up and going places and
- 2:24:35traveling from city to city. That's exhausting. But I think you know when
- 2:24:39you're DJ though, like you're getting a rhythm. You know, you're doing
- 2:24:41the show. Each show is the same, at least it's supposed to be.
- 2:24:46And then something like that. I feel like you the only thing you
- 2:24:48would really need to package your laptopic and clothes. Yeah, because you have
- 2:24:50a Yeah, you have a writer. So everywhere you go is gonna have
- 2:24:52the same equipment or they're taking equipment with them, so exactly. So yeah,
- 2:24:56I mean, yeah, it's just to travel. Yeah. People that
- 2:25:00do it, Like I noticed Winning I know um Armani Blancos DJ. I
- 2:25:05thought T shirt really eyelish. Oh he was there too. Everyone pick yeah,
- 2:25:09yeah, there's job of DJ, so I do know him. Um
- 2:25:13yeah, so I know I people to do it. I would do it,
- 2:25:18especially at this point. You know, somebody pick me off for the
- 2:25:20fall. Come on, yeah, I want to be home this fall.
- 2:25:24More DJ talk quick. Uh. I seen other DJs on TikTok talk about
- 2:25:31they're crazy do not play requests at some of the functions. Can you name
- 2:25:35a few crazy songs that we're forbidding to play forbidden? Yeah? Like you
- 2:25:39have any places like wedding or like a party or anything even a venue.
- 2:25:43I guess, like you can't play this song or it's problem. I'm not
- 2:25:46playing man this one my dog playing wedding when the girls on the wheelchair,
- 2:25:54when your legs don't work, lady, that was like a prim or something.
- 2:25:58Yeah, that was bad. Um. I know usually for weddings,
- 2:26:01like do not play lists like shots by element ayo, um like the like
- 2:26:07the really cliche songs. Yeah so like that, but um never brought.
- 2:26:11Yeah people hate that ship, you know, like that shit at all weddings
- 2:26:16should Yeah, usually pretty each other though that's crazy. But yeah, checham
- 2:26:20man for this month. What what is that? My you? My dog
- 2:26:26said, Ruf said, uh yeah, I probably have to hear like you
- 2:26:31end up. That's the way I don't want to say. But yeah,
- 2:26:39something about burning it's about burning gay people. Oh ye a bit uh yeah
- 2:26:46controversial. Yeah I did not know that. M hmm. There's a boostee
- 2:26:50Bontan song to all right, finish this sentence. First things, First recipes
- 2:27:03for real Keenan. I felt h Keenan. I'm the realist. I know,
- 2:27:18all right, that's what I was saying. Yeah, I'm the realist.
- 2:27:22Right. U. First, I'm the Wow. Yes, that's the
- 2:27:28first thing out here. The first thing I think of. First things first,
- 2:27:31something to real last, you know first? Is that the first thing?
- 2:27:37Yeah? First things first, I'm the real ast. It was a
- 2:27:41TikTok. She was like, I can tell what are you're from if you
- 2:27:43answer this one. First things first. I was like, I'm the realist.
- 2:27:48And I went to the comments. It was just I'm like, oh,
- 2:27:52oh, I'm not supposed to be on this side, am I?
- 2:27:56Nope, you're not. Yeah, here we are. Look at that last
- 2:28:01one. Yeah, this could be a good one. Let me see.
- 2:28:07Can y'all talk about the time he folded when trying to talk to a batty.
- 2:28:11I spotted this one lovely Nubian queen at the bookstore during my sophomore year
- 2:28:13in college. I couldn't even fix my lips to speak to her correctly.
- 2:28:18I walked over to her, started stuttering, mumbling my words, and to
- 2:28:22make it worse, I said the words that triggered my lisp, and I
- 2:28:26said that you gotta say it with the lisp, that soul, that's sweater
- 2:28:37wheelie. Good on you. She looked terrified and slowly walked away. Never
- 2:28:43seen her again. Damn well that's really good. All you can do is
- 2:28:48just pocket that I don't learned for the next time. I guess fumbled at
- 2:28:54fumbled with a Batty. I don't think so. I'm saying, yeah,
- 2:28:58I don't see you fumbling. He's other mean talk my way through anything.
- 2:29:07Yeah, No, I never I don't not that I know. I m
- 2:29:09hm, and I never like like, I've never even pursued somebody outside.
- 2:29:15I just saw somebody. I've never there's such a such a bookstore. Let
- 2:29:18me go talk to there, like, I've never done that. I've never
- 2:29:20done that either. Oh, I see such at the gym. Let me
- 2:29:22talk like, No, not that further. I think I told my fumble
- 2:29:26to Batty story of the exactly. Oh yeah, yeah, I was.
- 2:29:31You don't need to I wasn't. Yeah they do. I wasn't gonna see
- 2:29:35dj Oh wow, it's a bad being the drummer in the band. Yeah,
- 2:29:39exactly, pretty much. I'm Trayvis Barker bitch fair enough. Yeah,
- 2:29:48I've never done that. I've never like, okay, okay, gather myself
- 2:29:54sh Also, Also, I can't do that because I always started when I
- 2:30:05say my name to people so like I can't say, like, how my
- 2:30:07name is Keenan, like when I first meet and somebody, because I always
- 2:30:09get stuck on the Kenan, what do you say? It won't come out.
- 2:30:13So a lot of people actually know me as kJ because I could say
- 2:30:16j J working his way around the stuff about how many of me J?
- 2:30:22I gotta say? When I was reading this question, I mixed up stutter
- 2:30:24with lisp you start. Started that on purpose because I was like, I
- 2:30:31forgot that. Listen sirt. Yeah you know, it's almost one o'clock.
- 2:30:35Man, give me a break, Okay, I've been working on yeah,
- 2:30:39yeah, no, I've never done it though. Yeah, my had on.
- 2:30:43It was a freshman year of college. One of the first few days,
- 2:30:48you know, I think we were going around to like other people's floors,
- 2:30:52just walking around, and then we went back and this girl came back
- 2:30:58to me in Nile's room and she forgotten knowledge. Yeah it was me and
- 2:31:03now with roommates, and she was like, oh, yeah, you want
- 2:31:07to come see my room? And I was like, I guess, so,
- 2:31:09I mean, yeah, what's good? And then I just went up
- 2:31:11there and she was like blah blah blah blah and I'm just sitting there like
- 2:31:16a yeah man. It was like I'm about to go to my room,
- 2:31:22and I just went back downstairs. I'm gonna leave. I'm actually good.
- 2:31:30Actually, you just didn't know what to do. Now. I was like,
- 2:31:33I got a girlfriend. I don't need to do this. So he
- 2:31:35didn't even fumble. I mean I was being a noble, I guess,
- 2:31:39but I mean, yeah I could. I could. I should have busted
- 2:31:46them cheeks, so I might have one, but I don't think they just
- 2:31:50really considered a fumble. But so my boy Pat had a friend uh from
- 2:31:56school then uh first saw her at his birth apart when when we all went
- 2:32:01down to a c that one time, and then he had a poor party,
- 2:32:05uh like a year or so later, and I'm like, let me
- 2:32:09go talk to the chicken. Let me go talk to the chill. But
- 2:32:11like I got there late, and niggas was already like hey yo, who
- 2:32:16that and and and and Patwishan took like chill, chill, chill like she.
- 2:32:22So then I get there and then this who I'm like, yeah,
- 2:32:26y'all sit that. Yeah fine, I'm like chill, nigga. He's like,
- 2:32:31let's you're truyn't get that. I'm like, I'm gonna try. Uh.
- 2:32:35But the thing is, this is what happens when you bring a nigga
- 2:32:39who is who has no skin in the game, who's funny. Yeah,
- 2:32:43because then Montell was going over to talk to her friend, and then Montell
- 2:32:48wind up high kicking the holes. Of course, I'm sorry. I didn't
- 2:32:52mean, didn't mean to carry but then he but but then he wind up
- 2:32:56getting together with the friend. And I never even like, I didn't even
- 2:33:00talked to the girl that day. I talked to it like another time because
- 2:33:03it was just too much. Odds is that current girl? Yeah, it's
- 2:33:07current, look at that. Exactly years later, he went to go beat
- 2:33:11the wing man and he actually came out. He came out victorious, exactly
- 2:33:15with a wife exactly. Yeah. But yeah, man, that's great,
- 2:33:20exactly. All right. Yeah, I'm ready, are you? I know
- 2:33:28you are. I ain't been ready since we started dying. Guys. I'm
- 2:33:31sorry, that's really that. Listen, man, m J must put his
- 2:33:37and that that put you to sleep? Boy, Yeah, I just need
- 2:33:41the fuck out. Bro. He gave some good pumps and touch in that.
- 2:33:46But all right, guys, you don't know what the going on on
- 2:33:50the link tree. God damn it, I'm not gonna explain much to you.
- 2:33:52Niggas. Playtreon three five fifteen check it out from all the more interesting
- 2:33:58stuff, extra stuff coming with monthly for you guys. Um, that's it
- 2:34:05podcast, We got anything anything else? Do all that stuff. A lot
- 2:34:09of new stuff coming soon. I'm just making things up. Be on the
- 2:34:13lookout. Maybe maybe not. That's it, all right, we will se
- 2:34:18y'all. Oh no, no, oh, make sure you're listening to all
- 2:34:22this on the part of all the podcast platforms, Apple Podcasts, Spotify.
- 2:34:26You already know the Deliel leave leave leave comments and reviews and good stuff,
- 2:34:33and um, that's it, guys. We'll see you all next week,
- 2:34:39same time, same place. Yea peace outlogize. Oh yeah, so I
- 2:34:52apologize at the flash the movie. Look at the trail that actually looks that
- 2:35:01looks good. It looks like like he had Batman. I'm like, hold
- 2:35:05on, Batman. Yeah, so like an old classicist man. I'm like,
- 2:35:11okay, Michael, I mean not so man, bad man. I'm
- 2:35:16like, okay, there's like another another super Girl, super Girl that was
- 2:35:24cool, and I was like okay, then okay, there's something. There's
- 2:35:28something going on here with this Flash movie. So it looks interesting. I
- 2:35:33can't wait to see it. Yeah, well if it's yeah, it can't
- 2:35:37yeah, it can't be like that rock movie. That rock movie is fucking
- 2:35:39awful. Na na, no, no, no, it's gonna be nothing
- 2:35:43like that, nothing like Black fucking Disaster. But yeah, so sorry about
- 2:35:50that. I love you too, Yeah,