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DLHS Hour 4 | F - You DL Hughley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: Uh, it's a deal. He will show your twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: six edition. If you are going to be in in
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  Speaker 1: San Francisco, California, starting tomorrow, I'll be there at Friday
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  Speaker 1: and Saturday. So Carolyn Levit, she is the spokesperson for
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  Speaker 1: the White House, right, Yes, and she is pregnant?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 3: So is she lying for two to two? She lies kids?
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  Speaker 4: Long?
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  Speaker 3: Did she have to lie twice as much because she's
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  Speaker 3: covering two lives?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Indeed, she's not lying.
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  Speaker 1: For one two, she lying for two? And how did
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  Speaker 1: we go for still striking? And remember a year ago
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  Speaker 1: we blew up their nuclear capacity?
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  Speaker 3: Right? Yep?
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  Speaker 1: Then at the beginning we showed the Army and Navy everything, right,
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  Speaker 1: what are we blowing up? Still?
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  Speaker 3: That's a good What are we blowing up? Still? Didn't
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  Speaker 3: we didn't?
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  Speaker 1: We were going to blow them into We're gonna it's
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  Speaker 1: the greatest, none of that.
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  Speaker 3: What are we still blowing up?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know any and everything?
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  Speaker 1: And if how are they how are we exchanging weapons
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  Speaker 1: when all of their weapons are gone?
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know at this point. I don't think
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  Speaker 4: they know.
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  Speaker 3: They just like another one is another one worry about?
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  Speaker 1: That's what you need to be worried about mental capacity.
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  Speaker 3: That part that's.
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  Speaker 2: Still so crazy. You're so concerned about their testosterone level.
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  Speaker 2: And I guess if you're if you're not over thirty
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  Speaker 2: is what they say, you're a testosterone level.
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  Speaker 4: Then you I guess you can't.
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  Speaker 1: So it's only going to be what are you what
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  Speaker 1: are you creating a super army?
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  Speaker 3: You know what else? Trying to do that too, right,
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  Speaker 3: a white super army? Is that what you're trying to do?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 2: You remember when he sat in front of all of
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  Speaker 2: them and said, if you're fat, you can't be in here.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta be underweight. All these things save whether you
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  Speaker 4: have you know, yep.
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  Speaker 1: But then it's we ain't gonna make people. We're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna make people take the flu shot and the whole
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  Speaker 1: base got the flu. Dumb man some time. Yep, he's stupid.
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  Speaker 1: America deserves every ouncident, every ounside. You thought white wasn't enough,
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  Speaker 1: and it ain't.
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  Speaker 3: All we gotta do.
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  Speaker 1: See, just put white people in all these positions and
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  Speaker 1: then presto change, so everything gonna be great. Everything's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be great. And then we have the Supreme Court, there'll
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  Speaker 1: love's do whatever we want I'm like, man, it's it's
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  Speaker 1: If it wasn't so sad, it would be hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: He said that they strut down the streets and no,
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  Speaker 3: straight's open. It's open for water, but not for sure.
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  Speaker 1: That straight closes more down the legs on the closest more.
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  Speaker 3: Than legs on the weekend. That's where the guy is crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh boy, leave my wife. Father. Now we're just showing
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  Speaker 3: old videos and stuff where he blew up. Look at it.
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  Speaker 3: We're blowing stuff up. We're blowing trucks up now.
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  Speaker 1: I told you that, Venezuel, you'll never use this line
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  Speaker 1: more again, as it will mean that care of the
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  Speaker 1: mighty as military trying to get that bike over there.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes people get very very very upset with the things
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  Speaker 1: I say. So we're gonna let them be in on
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  Speaker 6: last night's address from the White House, the President announced
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  Speaker 6: his declassifying evidence alleging that China successfully hacked the US
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  Speaker 2: I saw where somebody broke into the Today's Show studio.
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  Speaker 3: Did you see this?
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  Speaker 4: See Craig looking for al Roker. We ended up yelling
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  Speaker 4: at Melvin been alike.
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  Speaker 2: Aw wow, that this terrible.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he was years ago.
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  Speaker 3: Hour would have been a lot easier to find out.
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  Speaker 1: He messed around, got that surgery, he had to wait
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  Speaker 1: for the pills, but no order shot.
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  Speaker 4: He the one.
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  Speaker 1: Look at all that water and it's a water main
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  Speaker 1: break and ironically right where Lindsey Graham's flag.
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  Speaker 4: Was it that man or Favor hangouts.
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  Speaker 1: Hey he coming down, you know, and insurance don't cout
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  Speaker 1: none of that.
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  Speaker 4: Oh it doesn't it doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, Oh my goodness.
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  Speaker 1: if it was water it with brain or something. This
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  Speaker 1: my man, cheat them what you learned today?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Every day she proves she's more and more Maga Nicki Minaj.
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  Speaker 3: She's doing just like Trump. Now she is accused of
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  Speaker 3: skipping out on over a quarter million dollar.
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  Speaker 4: Legal fee bills, just like Trump. Don't pay the bills,
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  Speaker 4: don't pay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's also married to somebody who can't drive
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  Speaker 1: by school.
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  Speaker 3: So wow, similar.
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  Speaker 1: That's they have that in common. None of them will
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  Speaker 1: have a PTA meeting.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Here's what won't happen. They won't go to a PTA
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  Speaker 1: meeting as a couple.
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  Speaker 3: I know she'll never be dead mother. No, she'll never
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  Speaker 3: do that. They can't. At Halloween, they got to give
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  Speaker 3: to go packages. Now you can't. You can't have a
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  Speaker 3: candy No. He looked like Super Mario Brothers.
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  Speaker 2: What They always ask the weirdest people to stop and
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  Speaker 2: do an interview.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So that's going to do it for lady.
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  Speaker 1: It's the deal. You show up enough. Yeah, that's all
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  Speaker 1: we can do. I think we've shown our asses and
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  Speaker 1: someone's going off. I think we've shown all what we
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  Speaker 1: can do here, right, all right, we have. It's the
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  Speaker 1: deal he can show. We will see you on the
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  Speaker 1: let's trade. We got to go. It's the deal he
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  Speaker 1: can show. See you on the other side.