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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Aimee Cringle Named Rogue Athlete! · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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We are starting off with a bang before
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we even went live.
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Can't wait to talk to you guys next.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the fam.
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It's lunch time.
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Went like the Benedictine monk.
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Very chanty.
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Super nice.
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I don't think people understand how
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difficult that is to do.
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I got a text this morning from our
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producer saying that she is bogged down
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with meetings today.
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She wasn't going to be with us,
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and my response was...
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Son of a bitch.
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I say I've got to turn that on
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yet.
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I really need to.
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Yeah, I... Yeah,
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it sucks that she's not here because I
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have to go back to OG where I
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have to run all the buttons and all
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the things and...
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It's very nice having her.
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I'd much rather have her than not have
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her.
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But damn sure.
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Your excitement is overwhelming.
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It is.
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It is absolutely.
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I did.
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I ain't going to lie to anybody.
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I am tired.
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I did one of our relatively long
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conditioning pieces this morning,
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and Brandon's either trying to kill us or
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make us better.
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It's a fine line.
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It's a really fine line.
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As Mike Tomlin used to say,
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there's a fine line between drinking wine
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and squashing grapes.
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There we go.
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Right off the bat,
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not even five minutes in.
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I like that.
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I know.
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I know.
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I got my son of a bitch in
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early, which I love to death,
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and I got my third Z promo in
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early.
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Which we also love.
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So now all that's out of the way,
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and we can just get down to it.
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Would not promote something we did not
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actually believe in in Third Z Works,
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period.
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Amanda Fillers knows all about drinking
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wine and squashing grapes as she has a
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vineyard in her backyard.
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This year,
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she made five jars of grape jelly.
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Next year, vino.
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Who has a vineyard in their backyard?
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What is really going on?
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Margo Alvarez.
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Margo Alvarez.
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Yes.
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I have two bottles of her wine right
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there.
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I quit drinking two and a half years
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ago,
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so that stuff's going to age and be
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like, oh, it'll be dude.
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Yeah.
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A hundred percent.
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You'll be able to, ten years from now,
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you'll be like, yes,
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I have a two thousand and
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whatever whatever year it was two thousand
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twenty five vintage yeah uh yeah amanda
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must be sitting on the cash to have
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a vineyard in her backyard she's got a
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orchard i have an orchard but they aren't
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grapes a vineyard or are the grapes just
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a piece of the orchard is there a
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vineyard inside of her orchard oh my
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aerial shot of your property
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I feel like that's the only kind of
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shot you probably can get because if you
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just try to take a landscape,
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your camera's not going to be able to
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get it all in.
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Yeah.
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Well, of the filler estate,
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could we get a filler manor?
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I'm like, oh, please.
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Where is it at?
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Mark Phillips said,
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I got pine cones and poles and ivy.
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also have uh joseph ramirez reporting
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breaking news jaden daniels will not
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approve that number of jars of jelly you
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either have to eat one today amanda to
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get down to four or make another jar
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of jelly the easiest way is going to
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be to eat one just go ahead and
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just peanut butter jelly sandwiches for
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everybody for dinner so there's that uh
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grapes are one piece of my nine fruit
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backyard nine fruit
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Nine.
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You know what happens if I plant nine
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trees in my backyard?
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I wouldn't have any more backyard.
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I couldn't even keep a crabapple tree
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alive.
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So... I understand.
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I understand.
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It hasn't rained here.
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Oh.
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I don't know what that has to do
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with drinking, Lito.
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She's pouring one out for the PFA.
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A little bit for me.
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A little bit for the PFA.
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Does Brent have an alcohol problem I
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didn't know about?
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Yeah, I didn't even know that.
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Apparently the domain name was not...
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um was not re was retained it has
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been let to expire uh professional fitness
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association has been may they rest in
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peace do we not drink at funerals uh
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no does coffee count like there's usually
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coffee at funerals in in the south like
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a whole lot of them hold on you
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europeans do it right apparently
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Yeah, I mean,
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that sounds like a way better,
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more fun time at a funeral for sure.
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Yeah,
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we go to a church and cry and
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pray and that's about it.
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Coffee.
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Maybe have a quick potluck meal.
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Yeah, a hundred percent.
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Oh no,
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where will we go to watch standards
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videos?
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And we don't have a standards manual of
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all of the movements of CrossFit.
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I was promised a comprehensive, right?
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Was that the term they used?
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A comprehensive guide to all the
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standards.
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And I still don't have it.
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Unless it's in the mail.
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It might be in the mail coming with
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Shanna's jersey that she sent me because
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it's still en route.
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If you go look at the mail,
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she sent me the tracking number.
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So I've been checking it every day.
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And the USPS says it's in transit and
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on time.
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It has been so since the fifth.
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No, the second.
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I'm sorry.
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It's sixteen days at a minimum.
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Is that how long it's taken to get
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from Oregon to South Louisiana?
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So I'm really starting to think somebody's
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delivering it by hand.
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Darn.
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So turn a sober funeral sucks more than
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funeral suck already.
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One percent.
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You can drink anywhere with a flask.
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That is a fact.
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Yeah, it is.
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That is a fact.
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As long as you can get it in
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the door.
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They got,
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I guess if you have a plastic one,
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I guess you can really get it anywhere.
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But they got metal detectors.
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They're probably going to frown on the
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fact that you have a flask in your
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pocket.
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Yeah, they do have plastic ones.
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They have ones that look like cell phones
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even.
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I heard rumors.
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There may or may not be one in
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my house that looks like a pickleball
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paddle.
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not saying not saying that they will but
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or that there is but there's definitely
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one of my house that looks a whole
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lot like a pickleball paddle um ed said
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that they knew your age so they're making
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a large font version of the manual
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Hey, bro.
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I was looking at a thing.
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I said to Scott, matter of fact,
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the other day, like, you know,
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all of us, eighties and nineties kids,
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it's like this old lady.
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And this is a whole bunch of different
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captions underneath.
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And like,
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they used to send a big yellow book
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to the house with everybody's names,
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addresses, and phone numbers in it.
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Just like, sure.
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Grandma, sit down and have a,
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down and take your medicine do you know
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like i would have to get i would
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have to have my glasses on to read
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any of the numbers in that book these
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days in a phone book oh lord yeah
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they used like two font like a magnifying
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glass that's probably why my close-up
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vision is so bad as it is today
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because i've been straining to read that
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for so damn long
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Looking for a plumber in the Yellow Pages?
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We're just trying to find, like,
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I know what street,
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and I know his last name.
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I don't know his parents' name.
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I'm trying to call one of my friends,
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like, to come over, right?
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So you're just, like, looking.
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All right, here's all the L's.
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Cool.
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All right, man, they live on this street.
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All right,
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so it's one of these three people.
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So you just call and start asking.
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So what we did when we were at
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eleven, twelve years old,
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because there wasn't no...
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You could have seen me when your friend
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was Jim Smith.
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yeah we didn't have a whole lot of
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smiths that was a whole lot of calling
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yeah um well in uh in pierreport it
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was it was like landry like there were
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eight hundred landries in pierreport
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blanchard which is my my grandpa's my
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mom's size family name there's a lot of
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blanchards in pierreport most of them we
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knew but that's not the point like if
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you were trying to figure out somebody
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One of the other ones was this.
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It said,
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and you just decided to meet somebody
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somewhere at a certain time and they
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didn't show up.
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You had no idea where they were or
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how to get in touch with them or
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if they were coming.
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You know what I wonder mostly now that
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phone books don't exist is one of my
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favorite shows ever was NYPD Blue.
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Andy Sipowicz used the phone book to get
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confessions out of people.
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What did he do now?
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It wasn't by reading them to him.
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No, no, no.
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He didn't force him to read.
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No.
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So how do you get the confession out
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of the criminal now?
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What are professional wrestlers doing to
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impress people nowadays if they can't tear
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a phone book in half on screen?
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I mean, seriously.
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These questions may never be answered.
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They won't be.
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They won't be.
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How could they be at this point?
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Yes, Mark Phillips.
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I can still tell you my grandparents'
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number, my aunt's number,
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my parents' number.
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My parents actually just got rid of,
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I say just,
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it's probably been ten years now,
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but they held on to their landline for
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a very, very long time.
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So did my grandparents.
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I know a lot of numbers that are
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no great use.
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My childhood phone number still exists
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because my mother lives in an area where
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you get no cell service.
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So she still has a landline.
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Yes.
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Amazing.
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Yeah.
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Do you know the number of telemarketers
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that call in just, like,
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the hour I may talk to her in
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an evening?
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Oh, I'm sure it's between five and seven.
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Four thousand and three.
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There you go, Judy Reid.
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Yeah,
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posture is suffering all over the world
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now because we don't have phone books to
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balance on your head.
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The digital age is making people slouches.
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I mean, this is terrible, dude.
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This is absolutely terrible.
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technology what are you gonna do um you
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know everybody's talking about like hillar
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disappearing did he really disappear or
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did he just take some time off good
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lord y'all need a man alone i saw
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him yeah he was at the bears game
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oh well there you go he's not dead
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okay he's alive i can report that he
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was in the baygent section at the nurse
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game
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with lydia fish erica folo nate ackerman
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not yeah nate ackerman they were all at
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the bears game in the bay gent section
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so that's the fittest people in the
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stadium is what you're telling me pretty
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much pretty much the fifth section it's
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the fit section um and then tyson had
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a fundraiser after that they went to um
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at the yacht club that's right there
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beside the stadium
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And they do it every,
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it's a fourth annual Baygent fundraiser.
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I think that he calls it first game
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and it's always like the first preseason
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game because that's the one he plays the
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most in.
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The most in, yeah.
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Yeah.
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So yeah, it's, it's,
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it's freaking awesome that they were
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there.
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It was cool.
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And they even, my podcast,
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my Bears podcast broadcast live from his
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fundraiser.
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What I love about Tyson is he is
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so self-critical of himself.
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Well, yeah.
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They won thirty four to ten and he
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did nothing but beat himself up after the
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game.
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I'm sure I'm sure.
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I remember a postgame interview with Drew
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Brees and it was one of his most
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accurate passing games ever.
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Right.
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He he was like thirty four for forty
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or something like that.
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Right.
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Like he only had six incompletions,
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no interceptions.
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And when they asked him about it,
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he was like, yeah, that one,
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I should have threw it a little bit
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further this way.
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Like not just saying,
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not asking him about the incompletions.
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They were just talking about the fact that
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he went, you know, like I said,
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whatever it was,
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he only had like six incompletions.
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He went through all six of them and
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said what he should have done different to
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make them catch the ball.
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Not the fact that, you know,
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you only miss six times after people that
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you threw to and you threw the ball
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forty times.
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Absolutely insane, dude.
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Tyson threw an interception in the
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preseason game.
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He beat himself up for it.
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He called himself names for throwing the
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interception.
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He, on the Bears podcast,
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actually talked about the mistake he made.
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Like, he knew what he did wrong.
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He said,
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I know better than to do that.
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He left a read and then thought he
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could come back to that read.
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And that...
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I'm oversimplifying what he said.
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Right.
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But...
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crazy and speaking of all this tonight is
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water cooler talk with the glintons is it
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not our that's our yay sports show yeah
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i want to say i thought it was
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just called yay sports it was i think
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they renamed it water cooler talk well i'm
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gonna talk with with garrett but it'll be
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on their channel and um i'm gonna try
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to simulcast it on our channel sweet um
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but tonight is a sports show
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I don't know what we're talking about
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tonight.
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I'm going to assume sports.
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I'm going to let title downgrade.
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That is a title downgrade.
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Mark,
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tune in and express your discontent
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because I am in full agreement it should
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just be called yay sports.
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Meg says it's still yay sports.
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Okay, good.
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It should be.
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Maybe it's water.
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That's the topic for tonight is water
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cooler talk.
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Oh, that would be interesting.
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I wasn't paying attention during the staff
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meeting.
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Sorry, I really wasn't paying attention.
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Or I wasn't invited to the staff meeting.
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I don't know.
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Either one.
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It's the cooler talk.
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The schmear campaign.
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I don't know.
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Fergie asks,
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will Hiller become the next Armand Hammer?
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We actually talked about that, I think,
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last week.
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I don't really want to.
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We brought up interviews with Armand and
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similarities between that and John Young.
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So I don't really want to get into
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it again.
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I'm trying to get over all that.
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Scott Corey Hiller posted a video of him
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working out.
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I'll sell it to you for a T-shirt.
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I don't need it.
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Just like any T-shirt?
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Because I got several.
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I'll send it to you.
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Not a big deal.
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You want a black shirt, a white shirt?
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I got several in my drawer.
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My wife would be happy to see some
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of them go,
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if I'm being completely honest here.
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So, Fergie,
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it can't be sports tea with Scott and
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G because there's more than just me and
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G. It's Jeremy.
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There's a whole panel.
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There's a whole panel.
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There are four of us on the show.
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There has to be four.
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It can't be five because otherwise J.D.
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and his crew would hammer down.
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I was going to log in tonight and
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be part of the panel,
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but that would bring us to five.
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I'd have to bring somebody else with me.
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It's got to be four or six.
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That's not all rules, guys.
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Yep.
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That's nothing we can do about that.
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That's Jaden Daniels camp.
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Everybody knows he owns the known,
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the number five.
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Yeah.
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That dude is getting dragged.
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Oh, rightfully so.
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By the entire internet.
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Like,
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It doesn't matter.
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One I saw yesterday was at a baseball
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game, like an MLB game.
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They put the dude's name up,
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like he was next up at bat,
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wearing number five unless I receive a
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cease and desist.
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I didn't want to get into all this
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stuff,
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but how many famous athletes wore the
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number five before Jaden Daniels?
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There were several.
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several several i mean it doesn't matter
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but no one thing that i did appreciate
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is someone asked joe burrow if lsu told
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him that they would not hand out his
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jersey again and he's they did but i
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understand that things come up and they
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may need to yeah you know why because
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joe burrow is a reasonable dude
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And Joe Burrow's clout and street cred at
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LSU far exceeds Jaden Daniels.
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Well, and even if it wasn't before,
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like just him saying that alone, right,
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elevates it even more.
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It already is.
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But like just him coming on and be
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like, yeah, of course they did.
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But like it shit happens.
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Like if it does,
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there's a lot of people on a roster
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and only ninety nine numbers.
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Absolutely.
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And he let them use the nines to
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describe that.
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It's amazing how that works.
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Uh,
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Joseph Vermeer is the scheduled to have a
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finger from each hand and a toe from
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each foot removed to comply.
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It's a, it's look, it's just,
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it's Jayden's world.
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We're just living in.
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I hope everybody has a real fun single
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to jail next year.
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It's going to be great.
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Um,
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let's get into a little bit of CrossFit
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news.
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there's crossfit news a little bit okay um
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first of all see the new rogue athlete
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and uh that's unsurprising here's the
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thing bill and katie are not stupid by
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any stretch of the imagination here comes
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amy kringle
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And the UK's royal family is about to
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get bigger.
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Meet your new queen of CrossFit.
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And she may have just broken her fellow
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competitor's will to compete.
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Amy Kringle is the fittest woman on earth.
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Pretty cool hype video done by Rogue
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because they're good at that stuff.
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And yes, Fergie, she is an absolute unit.
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um and this goat we we talked about
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the marketing of amy kringle that she may
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be the most marketable athlete ever yeah
21:33
rogue knows that yeah that's what i said
21:37
dude bill and katie are not stupid very
21:38
long to figure out let's get that woman
21:41
in the stable
21:43
Yeah.
21:43
Because we about to make some cash.
21:46
I'm sure they were at the games.
21:47
I have no doubt of that.
21:48
Right.
21:49
Be like, hey,
21:49
I had the games watching the whole thing
21:51
fill out and doing like this,
21:52
like to each other.
21:53
Like, do you see this?
21:55
Yeah.
21:56
Can you have the lawyers drop the contract
21:58
real quick?
21:59
Like she needs a shirt.
22:05
Yeah.
22:05
That's fantastic.
22:07
Sean baiting Tia to come back.
22:11
The new queen of CrossFit.
22:13
Sure.
22:14
Hey, you heard,
22:15
did you hear Matt was coming back?
22:18
I did not.
22:18
Yeah, he's got to go for six.
22:19
He can't have five.
22:22
Because of Jaden Daniels.
22:23
Listen,
22:29
there can only ever be one queen at
22:31
a time.
22:32
Yes, absolutely.
22:33
You can't do Queens.
22:35
That doesn't work.
22:35
So what is awesome about that?
22:38
If Tia does come back next year,
22:40
you have the battle for the throne.
22:44
Absolutely.
22:45
And that is a great marketing plan.
22:49
If you're CrossFit,
22:51
that is what this sport has been lacking
22:54
because we never got the Laura Tia.
22:55
Nope.
22:55
Well, we can have an Amy Tia,
22:59
but we can have an Amy Tia.
23:03
um in addition uh rogue is we talked
23:09
yesterday that rogue is using the xenon
23:11
points for their rogue calculations after
23:15
further thinking about it because we got
23:17
that breaking news kind of like across
23:18
during the show sure rogue is a part
23:22
an official partner with xenon how about
23:25
that
23:27
they would be idiots not to add their
23:30
points to their system because if you're
23:33
an official partner,
23:34
you want Xenon to succeed.
23:36
So any kind of publicity you can give
23:38
to Xenon is a benefit to you as
23:41
an official partner.
23:44
It's almost like it's a symbiotic portion,
23:46
a partnership.
23:47
Weird how that works.
23:48
It is.
23:50
It is, isn't it?
23:52
But isn't it funny that Bill and Katie
23:55
understand that?
23:56
CrossFit is an official partner.
23:58
What have you seen CrossFit do to
24:00
acknowledge that partnership?
24:03
Again,
24:05
I really do think – I was thinking
24:06
about this the other day.
24:07
I really do think that at this point,
24:09
we're just putting too many expectations
24:12
on CrossFit's part because it's not like
24:14
this is a new thing, right?
24:16
Right.
24:18
But expecting them to be a business –
24:20
Yeah.
24:23
That's, yeah.
24:24
Apparently expectations are too high.
24:26
That's way too much of an expectation to
24:28
put on them is to run their business
24:31
like it's an actual business.
24:33
Hey, who knows?
24:35
Plus this way you encourage more elite
24:38
people to do Xenon.
24:39
That's why it's a good relationship.
24:42
And as a partner,
24:44
you would want to pump up Xenon.
24:47
Yeah.
24:49
And it just, it more, excuse me,
24:54
it even more ensconces Rogue, right,
24:58
in all of the things.
24:59
They are official partner of Xenon,
25:01
official partner of the games,
25:03
equipment sponsor for this, that,
25:04
the other thing,
25:05
like all the things whatsoever.
25:06
So all they're doing is just adding to
25:08
their legacies,
25:09
like put another brick up right here.
25:11
Here's the Xenon thing.
25:12
Hey, look, in addition to all the,
25:14
every piece of equipment you touch,
25:17
at a Xenon event is going to have
25:20
Rogue written on it somewhere,
25:23
you're also going to be able to accumulate
25:24
points in our system just for being there
25:28
and showing up and doing as well as
25:29
you can.
25:31
I'm curious to see how it's going to
25:33
work just for the fact that Xenon is
25:37
an ongoing thing.
25:39
So you kind of build up points and
25:40
you kind of build up points and you
25:41
kind of build up points.
25:42
So I want to know how that's going
25:44
to add in.
25:45
I'm very curious as to how that's going
25:47
to go.
25:48
So the way that I look at Xenon
25:50
is you create a standard number,
25:54
and when you beat that number,
25:55
that is your new number,
25:57
not that you add one and one to
26:00
get two.
26:02
That's what I was trying to say.
26:03
Yeah, you express it better than I did,
26:06
for sure.
26:06
Because that's how their prize purse
26:08
works.
26:09
Right.
26:10
You set a record.
26:12
Abby Domet has the record for females.
26:16
I can't remember who won on the men.
26:18
It wasn't Bill, right?
26:20
No, it wasn't Bill.
26:23
Oh, geez.
26:25
Anyway, Abby has it for the women.
26:29
If someone in London beats Abby's score,
26:32
they get that big prize purse.
26:36
It's a winner-take-all.
26:38
And then it works just like kill Taylor,
26:40
where if nobody does it,
26:42
it rolls over to the next Xenon.
26:44
And then, and so the more elite athletes,
26:47
and this is kind of what Mark Phillips
26:48
is getting to the more elite athletes
26:51
drive that score up,
26:53
the more elite athletes are going to want
26:54
to beat it because it means something.
26:57
Absolutely.
26:58
It's like looking at your scores on the
27:01
leaderboard at your affiliate.
27:02
Like if you have an all-time list,
27:03
like we have an all-time list up there
27:05
and going,
27:06
I'm trying to beat this dude's score.
27:09
Like this has been around for too long.
27:11
I am pretty fit.
27:11
This workout is really,
27:12
really good for me.
27:13
I'm trying to get a top score on
27:14
this board.
27:15
Yep.
27:17
Yeah.
27:18
My goal when I first started CrossFit,
27:19
because I knew I wasn't going to break
27:21
the pull-up record, was the back squat.
27:23
I'm going to take down the back squat.
27:27
And I did.
27:28
On the list of workouts that we have
27:31
on our – we literally have a big
27:34
whiteboard that's our leaderboard on it.
27:37
My goal is always to have my name
27:39
somewhere on all of them.
27:41
I'm not on all of them yet,
27:43
but I'm getting there.
27:48
You aren't getting any younger,
27:50
so you better get on that.
27:52
I'm only not on like two of them.
27:55
And I think one of them is I
27:58
just wasn't there the last time we did.
28:03
Oh, hell.
28:05
Not Jackie.
28:09
Pull-ups, thrusters, kettlebell swings,
28:14
four-meter run.
28:15
Gosh darn it.
28:17
Nancy.
28:18
Nancy.
28:21
Mark Phillips says that high jump one
28:22
still eludes him.
28:23
You know, yeah, well, I understand that.
28:29
Rogue also is announcing its participants
28:32
in the twenty twenty six Rogue
28:34
Invitational.
28:35
They put some more out.
28:36
They have three currently listed.
28:39
Helen.
28:40
Thank you, Helen.
28:41
That's it.
28:41
Helen.
28:43
Yeah.
28:44
Yeah.
28:47
So the first announcement was Elisa
28:49
Fuliano.
28:53
a great finish at the games makes perfect
28:55
sense yup um moritz feebig also hot no
29:04
it's the and then we have paige rogers
29:09
not shocked here either no none of those
29:12
are shocking
29:14
so uh what's cool is they're you know
29:17
they're great at the promotion i love the
29:20
like passportish photo and then they do uh
29:24
different highlights of the individual
29:27
pictures highlights and they do that for
29:32
every one of them which is pretty cool
29:36
the log muscle up the horizontal pegboard
29:45
speaking of pegboard did you see the mason
29:49
startup yes i watched it yesterday let me
29:53
tell you something mason if you're
29:54
watching this right now kudos good for you
29:58
for deciding to do that hey good for
30:02
you for not coming in last so can
30:07
i give you a different perspective on it
30:10
Oh, please do.
30:11
Please do.
30:11
I thought it was hilarious.
30:12
I hope she tells this story on the
30:14
Sunday night show.
30:16
Yes.
30:17
Carolyn ended up watching that,
30:19
rooting for herself to beat Mason.
30:22
I love it.
30:24
I love it.
30:29
She said she found herself watching the
30:31
video going, come on, Carolyn.
30:34
I gotta beat this dude.
30:37
Oh, good night.
30:39
That is fantastic.
30:40
And what was funny about it is that
30:44
I could see my, if that,
30:46
if I were involved in that,
30:48
I would be rooting for myself as well.
30:50
Absolutely.
30:50
I would knowing what I did,
30:53
like already knowing what I did in all
30:54
of the workouts,
30:55
I would still be like yelling at myself
30:57
to go faster.
30:58
Absolutely.
30:59
One hundred percent.
31:00
That is fantastic.
31:02
And of course then she had like more
31:04
analytical pieces and I'll save that for
31:08
the Sunday night show.
31:08
But the fact that you are rooting for
31:11
yourself when you've already completed,
31:14
you completed it a year ago.
31:17
Yeah.
31:18
And, and you're rooting for yourself.
31:21
Like nothing's changing Carolyn, but keep,
31:25
keep encouraging yourself.
31:27
So over a year ago, girl,
31:28
but you know what?
31:30
You try to get yourself to go faster
31:32
a year ago.
31:33
That's outstanding, dude.
31:34
That is fantastic.
31:36
I love the way that every once in
31:38
a while he'd be like,
31:39
I don't understand how they do this.
31:43
I just don't get it.
31:44
When he woke up on day three and...
31:48
like i just i don't know i just
31:50
don't know okay what he said he had
31:52
three left like three three things left to
31:54
do and he said you know it was
31:57
it's just that it just doesn't make any
31:58
sense to keep going back and forth between
32:00
my house and the gym i'm just gonna
32:01
just come in here i'm just gonna do
32:02
them all just get through them all and
32:05
you can see like he was beaten
32:10
absolutely just like beaten into the B I
32:13
mean, he beat himself into the ground.
32:15
So here's my, my,
32:17
my fun part about it.
32:18
We always say, right.
32:20
Or I always say, anyway,
32:21
I would love to see average CrossFitter is
32:24
in lane.
32:24
And everybody else is one through ten at
32:27
the games.
32:28
And then you get a kind of a
32:29
perspective.
32:30
Well, guess what?
32:31
Mason startup is an average CrossFitter,
32:35
right?
32:36
What I want to say is I think
32:38
your idea is stupid because I don't want
32:41
the games tainted by an average
32:43
CrossFitter out there.
32:45
But I do like this format of it.
32:48
Yeah.
32:49
That's what he gave us.
32:51
Do it without it tainting the event
32:54
itself.
32:55
That's what he gave us.
32:56
And I thought this was done very,
32:57
very well.
32:58
dude so good so good and then uh
33:03
somebody was talking about it yesterday on
33:04
savan show and savan was like do you
33:05
know he does a lot of stuff on
33:06
his phone that's it he didn't have a
33:09
camera it's all done on his phone which
33:12
to me is outstanding because like i have
33:14
problems making a a real on my phone
33:17
he's putting together an entire twenty
33:18
minute video it's outstanding dude
33:21
Well, you can get,
33:22
you can record in four K on an
33:25
iPhone.
33:25
Yeah.
33:26
Right.
33:27
Like it is the, the picture is awesome.
33:29
It's getting it from the iPhone to other
33:32
devices that gets hard.
33:34
Right.
33:36
Um,
33:37
I had to buy like special adapters and
33:39
all this stuff to do it.
33:41
And it takes up so much space space.
33:45
Yeah.
33:46
Like so much.
33:48
Um,
33:50
I was recording stuff the other day and
33:52
my phone was like, hey,
33:53
you're about out of memory.
33:54
And I had to go and go through.
33:56
And I realized that all the videos I
33:57
had saved on WeTime from the open and
34:01
from whatever qualifiers and whatnot were
34:03
still on there.
34:03
So I just deleted the whole WeTime app.
34:05
And all of a sudden, it was like,
34:06
yeah,
34:06
you just cleared up fifty megabytes or
34:08
fifty kilobytes.
34:09
What is it?
34:10
Two fifty six K, whatever.
34:12
I cleared up fifty of that with just
34:14
getting just just getting rid of WeTime
34:15
because I don't need it right now.
34:16
It's fantastic.
34:21
Technique sweater.
34:22
All right.
34:24
I miss Roe versus Boz.
34:25
I do too.
34:26
That was fun.
34:27
We need a new group Roe versus Boz.
34:29
I mean, they may be past their prime.
34:34
I think it's still fun for them to
34:36
be past their prime.
34:36
Like I would, I would.
34:38
Right.
34:38
But to expect them to do every open
34:40
workout in front of everybody, like,
34:42
and they've got nickels and all that kind
34:45
of stuff.
34:46
Yeah.
34:49
I wish we could find two more people
34:50
to do it.
34:52
David Johnson said that's basically what
34:53
he did in a crash with the Masters
34:54
athletes.
34:57
He's not wrong.
34:58
He's not wrong.
34:59
What I want to say about what was
35:02
shown is,
35:03
forever I lived in this gym on the
35:07
one side of Columbus.
35:08
We didn't have games athletes in our gym.
35:12
You don't really understand what a games
35:14
athlete is compared to the average
35:15
CrossFitter.
35:17
Then I moved to CrossFit Polaris,
35:19
and I learned real quick –
35:22
that that gap between games competitor and
35:27
average crossfitter is the grand canyon
35:30
yeah i think quinn robinson said it best
35:35
as an actual games athlete he's like i
35:38
mean you know i knew that there was
35:40
a gap he said but then i got
35:41
on the floor and i was like oh
35:43
there's even levels here at the games
35:48
Which brings me all the way back to
35:51
Mr. Voice of the Games right there saying,
35:54
you don't know how good you have to
35:55
be to suck at the CrossFit Games.
35:59
There's levels, people.
36:02
When you're doing a workout and you're
36:05
finishing round one and Christy Aramo
36:07
O'Connell is finishing round four.
36:10
Yeah.
36:12
And that is every day.
36:13
And just because she wanted to,
36:15
she ran like to the gym from her
36:18
home, which is like a five K. Well,
36:20
wouldn't you?
36:21
And then she ran home after.
36:24
So it is almost exactly five miles from
36:27
my house to the gym where I coach
36:30
and work out at.
36:32
And I have seriously,
36:33
if I didn't have to run across,
36:34
I don't have to cross the interstate,
36:36
but like go underneath the overpass and
36:38
whatnot and go through that intersection
36:39
to the interstate,
36:39
I have seriously considered running there
36:41
on occasion,
36:43
like for a Saturday morning workout and
36:45
then jogging back home.
36:47
And then I remember that that's a terrible
36:49
idea and I don't want to do anything
36:51
even remotely close to that,
36:52
so I just don't.
36:57
Um,
36:57
did you see that water Palooza has started
37:01
announcing who's on teams?
37:03
Oh, no, I didn't know.
37:04
Now,
37:06
I don't want to get your hopes up
37:07
too high because it is just,
37:10
just a teeny tiny taste.
37:13
Okay.
37:15
Is it, is it like each team?
37:17
Like they got only one team point.
37:19
Okay.
37:22
So don't get, so here's the brute,
37:25
you know, three of the six,
37:28
but what we do know is it's six
37:30
person teams.
37:32
Absolutely.
37:34
But who has been announced for brute is
37:38
Jason Hopper, Emma Lawson and Dallin.
37:40
Yeah.
37:43
So we have former games champ,
37:47
second place at the game,
37:48
second place at the games.
37:51
That's a pretty solid start.
37:55
There is a comment that I wanted to
37:56
show.
38:01
These two comments.
38:06
I like,
38:06
I like how pepper says you'll be missed.
38:09
James Sprague and Jason Hopper says,
38:12
James Sprague, maybe next year,
38:14
maybe next year, maybe next year.
38:19
That's funny.
38:20
I love it, dude.
38:21
Like you, if you can't drag your friends,
38:24
who can, who can you honestly, honestly,
38:29
I'd have done the exact same thing.
38:30
If I was either one of those,
38:32
I'd probably would have learned more of
38:33
the, on the hopper size.
38:34
Hey man, look, you know,
38:35
you had a really good year and whatnot.
38:37
Maybe next year you'd be able to go.
38:39
I mean, who knows?
38:43
uh fergie christy had has an amazing
38:46
engine literally the only woman that could
38:48
press t at the games on events with
38:50
running and lose every time by like a
38:54
millisecond and then they're laughing
38:57
about it afterwards
38:59
I asked her about it.
39:00
Like, do you get, like,
39:02
what is the frustration level of always
39:05
like just getting out touched by her at
39:07
the end?
39:09
And she said, you know,
39:11
I do my best.
39:12
I try to beat her,
39:13
but it is a little frustrating.
39:15
Yeah, of course it is.
39:17
Dude, as a competitor,
39:18
especially when it's somebody that like,
39:19
you know, you right next to,
39:21
and you just can't pass them for whatever
39:24
reason.
39:24
That's annoying.
39:25
Yeah.
39:26
Like kudos to him.
39:27
Like, good job.
39:28
Absolutely.
39:29
It was a good race, but like,
39:30
I want to beat you.
39:32
So if I'm just right there,
39:33
just I'm pulling on your heels the entire
39:36
time and I can't pass you for whatever
39:37
reason.
39:39
It's annoying.
39:40
It is annoying.
39:41
Um,
39:42
and it has nothing to do with the
39:43
person.
39:44
It's just annoying.
39:45
Cause you're like,
39:45
I know I put in all this work.
39:47
I know I'm fit.
39:47
I know I belong here.
39:48
I know all these things,
39:49
but like for whatever reason,
39:51
just can't catch up.
39:56
Jake, I love your question.
39:58
Who wins the twenty twenty six ranch run
40:00
prime prime Briggs or prime Kringle?
40:04
I just want to see it.
40:06
I'd love to see it.
40:06
If we could if we could get if
40:08
we could get we could pull prime Briggs
40:10
out.
40:13
I would brand new knee with a brand
40:15
new knee.
40:16
I would I would be hard pressed to
40:18
bet against Sam Briggs.
40:21
I'm kind of with you.
40:22
I think Prime Briggs beats the other two.
40:27
I think Kringle's third.
40:28
Yeah.
40:30
And then it's between the Tia Briggs
40:33
thing.
40:33
Right.
40:34
Because both Sam and Tia refuse to lose.
40:39
Absolutely.
40:40
They may both pass out and Kringle wins
40:42
by default.
40:44
It's entirely possible.
40:45
Yeah.
40:45
They run each other like racehorses and
40:47
just flat into the ground.
40:48
And then Amy just jumps over them to
40:51
get to the line.
40:52
They're in the road.
40:55
Yeah,
40:55
they race so hard that they look like
40:58
Alexis Raptors coming down that final
41:00
hill.
41:00
If you need any more proof or whatever
41:02
you want to call it about Sam Briggs,
41:04
just understand that there's video footage
41:06
of her passing Brett Fikowski for no good
41:11
reason other than he was in front of
41:13
her.
41:14
That's it.
41:16
It didn't make her place in any better.
41:17
She didn't win by any more.
41:19
Like she already beat all of the women,
41:21
but it was somebody in front of her
41:23
and she ran around him and dusted him
41:25
at the end.
41:29
Just throwing that out there.
41:31
It's one of my favorite video clips ever
41:33
dude.
41:34
There was no reason for her to do
41:35
that.
41:35
None other than the fact that I'm with,
41:37
I'm going to beat everybody that I can,
41:39
including this dude that's in front of me.
41:40
I.
41:45
I feel like...
41:48
I don't know how to describe this.
41:51
Sam gave up her body for every point,
41:54
every time.
41:56
Yep.
41:57
And the sad thing is her body paid
41:59
for it.
42:02
And even with that,
42:03
she was able to fight through those...
42:08
Like,
42:09
how many times did she go to the
42:10
games with a broken something?
42:14
At least three that I can think of
42:15
off the top of my head.
42:17
And she still, like, performed.
42:21
Meaning that she even put more beating on
42:24
the body.
42:25
That's the part that makes it hard to,
42:27
like...
42:29
because you need like two thousand twelve
42:32
two thousand thirteen Briggs.
42:34
Yeah.
42:35
She has everything after that.
42:37
She her she beat her body to hell.
42:40
One percent.
42:41
There you go.
42:42
Mark Phillips says AI says Briggs wins at
42:44
about thirty nine fifty.
42:48
Yeah,
42:49
I would say prime Briggs would take the
42:52
win.
42:54
but you have to go back to that
42:55
twelve two thousand twelve break yeah i
42:57
mean it's got to be prime breaks it's
42:58
not it's definitely not broken knee broken
43:03
elbow whatever didn't she have a fractured
43:07
tibia at one point that she ran with
43:09
i think i remember that oh no i
43:12
know she had a broken foot that or
43:14
that i clearly remember oh jake says she's
43:19
doing xenon london
43:20
sweet i am the problem is there's a
43:24
couple power output events on that that
43:26
that's going to hurt her she's going to
43:28
crush some of it it's that one rep
43:32
max snatch it's the one one one minute
43:35
on the eco bike and that right well
43:40
dude she's a machine yeah i understand
43:43
that but that is a flat out power
43:45
output event for a minute
43:47
I'm more worried about the Rhino deadlift
43:50
thing.
43:51
So my buddies that went said that once
43:55
you, if you figure out the rhythm,
43:56
like you can,
43:57
you can get a lot of output out
43:59
of it without having to be super strong.
44:02
You got to keep the flywheel moving.
44:04
It's,
44:04
it's less of a deadlift motion and more
44:06
of a like,
44:07
I'm going to try to crank it type
44:09
deal.
44:10
But you only get one pool on this
44:12
one for Xenon.
44:13
Okay.
44:15
It's just, well, you get three attempts,
44:18
but it's one pool per.
44:19
Interesting.
44:23
But from what I understand,
44:24
it's all about the range of motion.
44:26
Yeah.
44:28
If you can start at high,
44:31
then you don't have the slow point of
44:33
the pool and you actually get a better
44:35
score.
44:36
Oh, well.
44:37
That's how I've heard it.
44:38
I don't know.
44:39
I've never done it.
44:40
One thing I'm not doing is starting it
44:42
high.
44:46
High on your body, not high overall.
44:50
Got it.
44:51
Lena says she's doing pairs.
44:53
Yeah, sorry.
44:53
Yep, you're good.
44:53
It's on the magnetic rhino.
45:01
I believe the flywheel is disabled for the
45:03
pool, Corey.
45:03
It's on the magnetic rhino setting.
45:06
got it so bring yourself a big magnet
45:09
man that might be my fantasy football team
45:11
name magnetic rhino magnetic rhino you
45:14
gotta love it total wattage of your pools
45:21
interesting um i don't know i think that's
45:25
all i want to get into with the
45:26
crossfit dave's week in review didn't have
45:29
a lot of stuff in it other than
45:30
they're they're looking at doing a hybrid
45:32
l-one
45:33
which I don't think is that big of
45:34
news because they already do an online L-I
45:37
and they already do an in-person L-I.
45:39
This is just combining the two.
45:40
Yeah.
45:42
I got to schedule it,
45:43
but my certification's up soon.
45:47
I'll be doing a hybrid L-II in November,
45:51
more than likely.
45:57
I think it's a good move.
46:00
He said that the hybrid L-II is fifty
46:03
percent of the L-II's now.
46:04
And the only thing you do at home
46:07
is the lecture.
46:10
All of the other stuff you do in
46:12
person.
46:12
And then I saw CrossFit Network News said
46:19
that he has named his successor.
46:23
It wasn't quite as like
46:26
Emphatic is this is my successor.
46:29
He said,
46:30
if I had to name someone today to
46:33
take over,
46:34
Boz has experience programming games and
46:37
Boz is the natural person to go into
46:39
that.
46:40
But he didn't say Boz is my successor.
46:42
No, no.
46:45
I mean,
46:45
he also said that he's looking at how
46:48
many events for the games next year and
46:50
whatnot.
46:50
So it's not like he's saying, well,
46:54
if you want to talk about the games,
46:55
talk to Boz.
46:56
Don't talk to me.
46:57
Pretty sure he's still programming.
47:00
I just love it at this point because
47:03
there was so much speculation about,
47:05
is this Dave's last games?
47:07
Is this Dave's last games?
47:08
Oh, wow.
47:08
Is this Dave's last games?
47:10
No, it's not.
47:17
I didn't see him just, just granted.
47:20
I understand.
47:21
Twenty years.
47:22
I get it.
47:22
Twenty events.
47:23
Big deal.
47:24
All that stuff.
47:24
I just don't see him going out.
47:27
like that if that if that makes sense
47:29
like i just see him like he's gonna
47:32
slow i feel like he's probably gonna more
47:33
more slowly work himself out before he
47:35
just ups and leaves and that's gonna be
47:38
like twenty twenty events deuces i'll be
47:40
on education side if you guys need me
47:46
i think if i think if he's deuces
47:48
he's gone
47:50
Yes.
47:51
Like going, going.
47:52
Yeah.
47:53
Yeah.
47:53
Like I'm going to be at the ranch
47:54
fricking making olive oil, whatever.
47:56
If y'all need me, I'll be over there.
47:57
And belts.
47:58
And belts and whatever else doing.
48:00
And I just want to tell you the
48:01
leather he uses for the belts.
48:02
Cause I have his key chain,
48:04
which I'm assuming is a scrap of the
48:06
belt.
48:06
Yeah.
48:07
He doesn't let anything go to waste.
48:08
If you can help.
48:09
Right.
48:11
That leather is thick.
48:13
Like it is well freaking made.
48:17
That's unsurprising.
48:18
I don't see him making stuff that's got
48:20
his name, his brand attached to it.
48:22
That's not going to be top quality shit.
48:24
He's just not that dude.
48:26
It's like a loop that snaps.
48:29
I can put it on my belt and
48:30
be like the high school janitor with my
48:32
keys dangling.
48:38
If I wore a belt.
48:40
Scott's coming around the corner.
48:43
with the sawdust to clean up another kid's
48:45
puke.
48:46
Oh, here we go.
48:47
I do wear a belt,
48:48
but I'm not attaching my keys to it.
48:50
Sorry, ladies.
48:52
Keep yourself contained.
48:53
I'm not running around with keys attached
48:55
to my belt.
48:55
I know how many of you get excited
48:59
at the prospect of that,
49:01
but we're not doing that.
49:03
Mark Phillip has one as well.
49:06
It has a nice hardware in addition to
49:07
the leather.
49:08
It really does.
49:10
I think some of the hard,
49:11
like you can order,
49:12
if you order one of his belts for
49:14
him to make one,
49:14
like he'll do one with titanium hardware
49:17
for the belt, which seems like overkill.
49:20
Hey,
49:23
you didn't see me in my five hundred
49:24
pound days.
49:25
I needed every bit of strength in that
49:27
metal.
49:28
I'm going to need to add a mantium
49:31
belt if we can help it, please.
49:32
And thank you.
49:34
i put so much strain on that metal
49:37
i cannot i can't leave the house without
49:39
a belt i've done that for every once
49:41
in a while and i feel like my
49:43
pants about to fall off of me i
49:44
didn't i don't i don't work anymore
49:46
outside the house so like i don't really
49:49
need to wear dress pants fair point i
49:51
mean i just got i got my born
49:54
primitive jeans on you know when i
49:58
Send me some free stuff.
49:59
I'm wearing sweats and joggers every
50:02
single day.
50:03
I would love to.
50:05
Love to.
50:06
Matter of fact,
50:06
I'm working from home Thursday,
50:08
so when y'all see me Thursday on this
50:09
show, I will not have my microphone,
50:11
and I'm going to be in a t-shirt.
50:14
I do not have to go into the
50:15
office.
50:16
Speaking of t-shirts,
50:17
we have those available too.
50:18
But I have no producer to pull up
50:20
the shot of it.
50:24
They're balloon and they say Clyde
50:26
Zellmeyer on the front.
50:27
If you don't know what they look like
50:28
by now,
50:28
I don't know what to tell you.
50:30
They're outstanding.
50:31
They're super comfortable.
50:34
You should buy them.
50:37
put in the description or the notes or
50:41
whatever, your size, your address,
50:44
all that good shit.
50:45
So if whenever you buy one,
50:46
Scott knows who to mail it to and
50:48
who they're for and what size they should
50:49
be.
50:51
And if we run out of sizes before
50:53
you order, you might say...
50:54
Son of a bitch!
51:03
If you don't have them yet...
51:05
Go on and get you one.
51:06
Go on and get you one.
51:07
You get good looks, dude.
51:08
It's a good-looking shirt.
51:09
I wore it to the grocery store the
51:11
other day, and people were like,
51:14
that blue shirt on that dude.
51:15
I'm like, yeah.
51:19
Yeah.
51:19
That's sweet.
51:21
And if you're outside the U.S.
51:22
and you are interested, just DM me.
51:24
We'll figure something out.
51:26
Talking to you, Lito.
51:29
I'm not talking to anybody.
51:30
I'm not forcing this on anybody.
51:32
I am.
51:36
One of my favorite things to do while
51:39
I'm coaching is while I'm going through
51:41
everything and giving stimulus notes and
51:44
all that stuff and telling people what not
51:45
to do and then I'll just pull somebody
51:47
out of class like, I'm talking to you,
51:48
Scott.
51:50
Don't do that.
51:51
It's usually a lot of fun.
51:53
Alito got a free L two at the
51:54
giveaway at the games.
51:56
Absolutely buzzing doing it in October.
51:58
That is so cool.
52:00
Nice.
52:00
If anybody wants to donate to my L
52:03
two calls, I would be highly,
52:05
highly appreciative.
52:06
Just saying.
52:08
uh daniel arnson uh when they find
52:11
adamantium i'm volunteering to have the
52:13
wolverine procedure i hear it's painful
52:16
what yeah according to the movie i saw
52:18
it didn't look like it was like it
52:20
tickled the documentary i watched showed
52:23
that it was very very painful it did
52:25
not look fun at all
52:30
I know Mel, too, is a tax write-off,
52:32
Andrew.
52:32
I got so many tax write-offs that I
52:33
keep track of all year long.
52:35
And last year, put them all in,
52:39
and my wife was like, this doesn't even,
52:43
it doesn't help enough.
52:45
I know.
52:49
I just want the super serum.
52:52
Super soldier serum?
52:53
Yeah, absolutely.
52:55
Wonder how much taller I'd actually get
52:57
because I like average height now, right?
53:00
I wasn't even thinking about height.
53:03
I just wanted to strengthen the muscle.
53:05
I mean,
53:06
the strength of the muscle is cool and
53:07
whatnot,
53:07
but like he also grew like a foot.
53:11
it from like five foot two to six
53:13
foot two i don't want to be six
53:15
foot five i really don't i don't give
53:17
a damn what anybody says i really really
53:19
don't did you did i send you that
53:20
clip with a comedian talking about he
53:22
doesn't like tall people no he said i
53:28
just discovered i really don't like tall
53:30
people
53:32
It's like, because y'all don't understand.
53:35
Y'all don't understand how good y'all
53:36
actually got it.
53:37
You have never had to unlock your door
53:39
to grab something out of the,
53:41
or to open your corridor to get something
53:43
out of the drive-thru.
53:44
Like you never had to do that.
53:48
I have because I'm poor.
53:50
Yeah.
53:50
There was a time where my window did
53:52
not roll down.
53:53
That's a different type thing.
53:55
That was because I was poor.
53:57
yeah that's a different type thing every
53:59
time like a few times i ever have
54:01
to go to an atm to actually get
54:02
some cash or something i've got to open
54:04
a door when i park my jeep to
54:08
get the ticket out from the airport i
54:10
gotta open a door to scan a ticket
54:12
to get out of the parking lot i
54:14
gotta open the door every single time uh
54:17
mark phillips saw that use using a drive
54:20
up atm machine it's a nightmare it is
54:24
I always feel like people behind me are
54:27
judging me because, number one,
54:28
I'm taking too long,
54:29
even if I just got there.
54:30
And number two,
54:31
the reason why I'm taking so long is
54:32
because my door is open and I'm halfway
54:34
hanging.
54:35
The door is open and I'm out the
54:37
window all at the same time.
54:38
It's terrible.
54:41
So, first of all, speaking of cars.
54:47
When I was a kid,
54:48
we had a nineteen seventy one Plymouth
54:50
Fury three.
54:51
Oh, yeah.
54:53
It was the longest commercial car ever
54:55
made.
54:56
Yeah, I still is.
54:59
My friends called it Christine because
55:00
that is the make and make of the
55:02
car in the book, Christine,
55:06
that I read back when I was still
55:07
reading when books are still OK in
55:11
Scotsman because my dad thought he was an
55:15
ace mechanic.
55:18
Cause he had some souped up cars when
55:20
he was younger.
55:21
Fair.
55:23
So the, the car was overheating.
55:27
My dad's solution was to blow the heat
55:32
from the engine into the cabin of the
55:34
car to get the heat off the engine.
55:38
We're going to sweat it out.
55:42
I was driving with the windows down in
55:44
the middle of December and
55:47
Because it was so freaking hot.
55:50
Yeah.
55:50
And in the summertime, man.
55:55
Yeah.
55:55
And that was my to and from the
55:58
pool to lifeguard car.
56:02
It was awful, dude.
56:03
It was awful.
56:05
Free sauna on the way to practice.
56:07
Oh, man.
56:12
Anyway,
56:14
so I do empathize on the ATM thing.
56:17
I have to pull my side mirror in
56:19
so I can get close enough.
56:22
I can pull my side mirror in all
56:23
I want to.
56:24
These Tyrannosaurus Rex arms only go out
56:26
so far.
56:26
There ain't much I can do about that.
56:29
Well,
56:30
I have short arms for a five eleven
56:31
guy.
56:32
I'm also all torso, right?
56:35
I got short legs, short arms,
56:37
and I am ninety percent torso.
56:39
So if I need to get to some,
56:41
I am leaning all the way out.
56:44
Ain't nothing I can do about that.
56:45
And yes, Mark, that is also true.
56:47
The taller the vehicle,
56:48
the worse the ATM machine.
56:49
I happen to drive a Jeep with a
56:51
four-inch lift kit on it and
56:53
thirty-five-inch tires.
56:54
Doesn't help anything.
56:55
Like,
56:56
I didn't think that through before I did
56:58
all of that.
56:58
It's probably not the best idea in the
57:00
world.
57:00
Having said that...
57:01
Where do you hide the step stool to
57:03
get in?
57:04
When I keep it strapped to the top
57:05
of the Jeep.
57:07
Which is really a pain in the ass
57:08
to get down.
57:10
I gotta climb up the tire in the
57:11
back.
57:11
It's a whole thing.
57:13
Um...
57:14
Now, having said that,
57:15
when I used to drive a ninety two
57:18
Honda Prelude that was about an inch and
57:21
a half off the ground,
57:22
that was also a problem because now
57:25
instead of like what I'm doing now,
57:27
which is like leaning out and coming down,
57:28
then I was leaning out and going up
57:30
and like I look like a toddler trying
57:31
to breach the buttons.
57:34
This is a whole thing, dude.
57:37
There's a whole thing.
57:38
I don't recommend it.
57:40
Yeah.
57:41
I have an SUV now.
57:43
I used to have a Dodge Charger.
57:44
I found it more difficult from the Dodge
57:46
Charger than I did from like a regular
57:49
SUV.
57:49
Now, no lift kit, nothing like that.
57:52
Right.
57:53
But the reaching up from the Dodge Charger
57:56
was rough.
57:57
Yeah.
57:57
You can't see, right?
58:00
Because if your window line is right here
58:01
and like the screen is right there,
58:02
it's not you doing this.
58:03
It's not you leaning out.
58:06
It's a whole thing.
58:10
Uh, six, three has its advantages.
58:11
It does.
58:14
I don't know what it's like for you.
58:15
I've never been tall.
58:18
I've said that a million times, dude.
58:19
Like nobody's ever been like, Hey Corey,
58:21
can you grab that?
58:22
No, I can't.
58:24
If there's something to climb, sure,
58:25
I'll get it for you.
58:26
But other than that,
58:27
my eight-year-old is taking to climbing on
58:29
the counter now.
58:29
My wife told me yesterday,
58:33
she was jamming.
58:33
So I was climbing up on the counter
58:34
behind me to get something out for,
58:36
we were about to eat dinner.
58:37
And she said,
58:38
I did not know we owned a monkey.
58:40
And I said, what are you talking about?
58:43
Oh, yeah.
58:44
Well,
58:44
we've been having her since two thousand
58:45
seventeen.
58:46
It's fine.
58:50
uh anyway all right i think we're just
58:54
yeah that's good let's call it i think
58:58
we we've said enough you wouldn't wait to
59:00
get to the editing room to jazz me
59:02
up i'm already jazzy
59:14
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
59:16
saddle.
59:16
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
59:18
saddle.
59:19
Talking reps with life strength in the
59:21
battle.
59:23
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
59:25
we cover it all.
59:28
Midday motivation every time you press
59:30
call.
59:32
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
59:34
heat.
59:34
CrossFit, movies, musicals.