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You don't know Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn??!! · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Not a bad day today.
• 0:01
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna be alright.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna have sunshine uh for the most part, although there is a chance you could see a shower at some point.
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  SPEAKER_01: Tomorrow's really the perfect day.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_01: What really bugs me is what happened to Saturday.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_01: It was supposed to be totally sunny the whole day, and now it's like uh 40 to 70 percent chance of rain as the day progresses.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_01: Like, what?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh no, tomorrow's the day I care about.
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  SPEAKER_02: Tomorrow we're doing our afterwork social at Centertown Social.
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  SPEAKER_02: Anyone is welcome to come to this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we did pick the Corning Phlebotomist uh department.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because I assume that's a good thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Corning Hospital, yeah.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I assume they're like in the hospital where they're I mean it's a huge hospital.
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  SPEAKER_02: So we picked that department that signed up for our afterwork social, but anyone can show up.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: At five o'clock, Scott and I are gonna be slinging drinks.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna be bartending.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know how good I'm gonna be at this, but that's okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure you're not gonna be great at it, but that's probably not.
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  SPEAKER_01: We have thanks for the vote of confidence.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was great.
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  SPEAKER_02: I've seen you bartend before.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's true.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're you're a lot a lot of talkie, not a lot of pouring the drinkies.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, you know, if you distract me enough, you might get a double and I wouldn't even know it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, there you go.
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  SPEAKER_02: But that's okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: We have a backup bartender to help us.
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  SPEAKER_02: But we have uh we have a whole happy hour for you, five to seven.
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  SPEAKER_02: Come get some apps, play their games, and just hang out, especially before Russell Dickerson's.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, yeah.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_01: Or if you're gonna stay around Centertown Social, there's so much to do there.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh yeah, you can get dinner and everything.
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  SPEAKER_01: So that's tomorrow night.
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  SPEAKER_01: Please come out and uh and have some fun with us.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, bring your coworkers.
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  SPEAKER_02: Ever I I keep telling everyone because I went to an insurance agency yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_02: I went into yeah, oh you know, it's the biggest blast in the world.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_01: Are you gonna stop at the accountants today?
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_01: Actually, I can't say that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Lisa's one of the fun most fun people to talk to.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_01: She didn't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I thought we have an accountant.
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  SPEAKER_02: I sure do.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, on my way to the store the other day, Zach and I were together and I was listening to our sister's station.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, we have three stations we're on.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're on Wink 106, we are on uh Twin Tears Magic and My Radio Jams.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I was feeling my good old high school college self.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I chose My Radio Jams.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, this song came on, and Zach is like, I've never heard this song.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, never?
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  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, no, no, no, I think you have.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's like, I don't think so.
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  SPEAKER_02: Really?
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  SPEAKER_02: You and I sing this all the time.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know.
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  SPEAKER_02: At the hotel room.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes! He couldn't believe I knew the words.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's like, who are you?
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, um This was such a great spot.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is 2004 Columbus, Ohio, Alan.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is you know, early 2000s.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_01: My favorite part's coming up.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_01: We do that stupid quote all the time behind the scenes.
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  SPEAKER_01: We'll walk around.
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  SPEAKER_01: Motel Hotel Holiday!
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  SPEAKER_02: I never want to hear that song ever again.
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  SPEAKER_02: What?
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  SPEAKER_02: How can you not?
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  SPEAKER_01: Jonathan just walked in.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know Motel Hotel Holiday.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, stop it.
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  SPEAKER_01: You are really badly on him.
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  SPEAKER_01: Tell me, no.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_02: This has happened twice in two days.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_02: This song comes Where has he been?
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  SPEAKER_02: What happened?
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_02: He's a hippie.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_02: He's a hippie.
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  SPEAKER_02: Alright.
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  SPEAKER_02: Then this song gets played the next day.
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  SPEAKER_02: And he's like, mm-mm.
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't know this one either.
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  SPEAKER_02: What?
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  SPEAKER_02: I know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: Another classic! They got some fellas looking.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know! How do you not know these songs?
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's really sad to me to be honest.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_01: What's the name of that horrible group you went to go see with them at the Wilco.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_01: Willco.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_01: That's the problem.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_01: You had your mind in Will Call.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, Will Co.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_01: Will call.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_02: I think unfortunately he's never grinded at a club before.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't think he's ever done it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right?
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't think he's ever done a body shot out of a belly button before.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_01: Well, alright.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was an era.
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  SPEAKER_02: And you were there.
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't deny.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you remember the story of my ex-wife falling off a bar?
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_02: She was probably listening to hotel hotel holiday is.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_01: Before I got here, uh this was Oh, was it at Lando's falling off a speaker?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, God.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Nelly tickets if you fell off a speaker at Lando's.
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  SPEAKER_02: Me.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_01: You're already going, so you're covered.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_01: So let me tell you this story.
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  SPEAKER_01: My my ex-wife had the worst luck.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_01: So not we we've told the story before how she broke her jaw uh riding my oldest daughter's scooter down our old driveway that, you know, I don't live at that house anymore.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just recently, the story was the story was told, excuse me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Big old pothole at the end there, and thought she was gonna be like, I don't know, 17 again.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_01: And and Tony Hawk.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Tony Hawk, the thing, and literally broke her jaw in that.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_01: Well, this goes all the way back.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is 2002.
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  SPEAKER_01: And um Prime era.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yep, prime era.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_01: I was living in Flint, Michigan, and there was a clubbish type setup there.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was a pretty big, you know, it's not like what we get in Corning with the hallway bars.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_01: You know, you walk into Volo, you feel like you're in a tunnel, you know.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, but people pack it, they love it, right?
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_01: But this was more of a club type setup.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_01: Got, you know, pretty going.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_01: Well, of course, there was one bar area.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_01: I cannot remember the bartender, but she was a little wild, right?
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_01: And she used to do the body shots all the time and all that.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, she'd pour them and all that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, they'd also dance on the bar.
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  SPEAKER_02: And, you know, you'd get this was also a prime coyote ugly area, too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, thank you.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_01: That was a great way to uh to describe that.
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  SPEAKER_01: So uh at any rate, she's, you know, up there uh on the bar and uh having a good time, and um and all of a sudden loses her footing and falls all the way off the bar behind the bar.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, and it was one of those, like, I mean, it was like a cartoon.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was like, you know, you heard all the sounds and you heard everything.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you see everyone at the bar in unison, their heads all go whoop like they look down, and all of a sudden there's no music, it's silent.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh girl had no coordination, Jesus.